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No. 1347602
Anything goes here.
No theme, no venting, no discussion about anything, you come here to be an absolute retard and shitpost. Post whatever you want. Bark if you want to. However, global rules still apply, don't infight, don't post nsfw shit, don't be racist, etc
>How is this thread different from the dumbass shit thread?The dumbass thread is for coherent dumbass thoughts, while this one is for yelling, shitting, and pissing into the void
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>>>/ot/1292618 No. 1347609
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>>1342373 mission accomplished
nonnie, your request has been fulfilled by our resident cat memer
No. 1347653
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ebil
No. 1347667
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Should I buy this Jlouse?
No. 1347674
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>>1347667Do it, do it for Canada
No. 1348136
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NONNY NONNY NONNYNew kitty drop! This one was requested by
>>1342382 god bless us every one
No. 1348197
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>>1348136This is hontoni sugoi desu
No. 1348223
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Hey hey hey happy birthday to my girl ankha
No. 1348256
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Shit happened today: I pooped
No. 1348349
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No. 1348450
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How do you summon cats?
I make kissy noises at them since I can’t whistle or click. I don’t go “pspsps” and I think it sounds like hissing so wouldn’t it scare them away?
No. 1348527
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I DONT WAMMA DO HOMEWORK I WANT TO BE A FAT DUMB FUCK ON MY ASS ON THE INTERNWT ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 1348548
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Put the cat diamonds in the bag
No. 1348582
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>>1348450If you position your hand like picrel and shake it while going pspspspspps as if you are holding a treat sometimes it'll work
No. 1348603
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>>1348527My cat is mesmerized by this gif
No. 1348613
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i wanna eat the minion cakes but wheat kills me
No. 1348624
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>>1348450this is absolutely not scientific, but it's based on my habits of trying to pet every cat I meet kek
1: sit down to make yourself smaller, a bit embarassing but very important, appear calm and not extremely interested (staring too much doesn't work in my experience)
2: extend your hand but not in a way that will make the cat believe that you can grab it suddently. Slightly extended fingers, palm down or even what
>>1348582 said works well !
3: if it approaches, make it sniff your hand or even an object with your smell first (I've seen people use the tip of their glasses for exemple, it put some distance and reassure the cat)
4: at that stage you can probably try to pet the kitty, try to make the cat rub against the back of your hand first though rather that to go for a head scratch (some cats do not like having a hand over them)
(5: some cats are just shy at first, maybe you will have to pspsps a couple of times each day, or bring food to attract the cat, good luck)
No. 1348649
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Omg I just saw this reply to my Mel Gibson quote in the last celebricows thread kekkk I thought I was the only person on earth who remembers it/thinks of it. It's sad that a woman was abused but I lol at his quote when it pops into my head randomly or I hear a moid reeing about women's style of dress. The Mel Gibson quote was from when he was berating one of his exes years ago and the audio got leaked- he was talking about her dressing like a whore & he goes, "I can see your PUSSY from behind" My soul sister nonnie
No. 1349350
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>IT'S GIVING IT'S GIVINGIT'S GIVING IT'S GIVING IT'S GIVING IT'S GIVING
IT'S GIVING IT'S GIVING IT'S GIVING
IT'S GIVING IT'S GIVING IT'S GIVING GET WELL SOON SPILL THE SLAY GIVING SIS SIS UNALIIIIIIVVVEEEEEE IT'S IT'S IT'S
No. 1349375
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SPILL THE QUEEN SIS SLAY ME INTO UNGROUNDED BEEF SO I CAN LEAVE THIS FUCKING HELL
No. 1349497
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No. 1349513
>>1349496Moid friend of my parents. I would love for him to get cold cocked.
>>1349503Exactly
No. 1349925
>>1349497Hot ass, well passing, crossdressing bugs bunny is why we have an epidemic of trannies today. There I said it.
He made it look like it's soooo easy.
No. 1350346
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gn
No. 1351261
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sssssssssiiiiiiiippppppppppp
No. 1351541
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>>1351307Here nonna I made a helpful guide. A + B = C, so you don't waste money and resources buying D.
No. 1351554
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I used to do that. Then my retarded dog decided he really likes shredding grocery bags with or without trash filling. I hate him so much
No. 1351558
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hey everyone
No. 1352255
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You walk into your kitchen and see this. WYD
No. 1352290
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>>1352255He's seen me and my things, he has to die.
No. 1352310
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>>1352293
I have a wide array and assortment of interesting collectibles, nonna. Don't kink shame, I'll add you to it.
No. 1352442
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meow
No. 1352454
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gore bump
No. 1352463
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>>1352442WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STOP TAKING PICTURES, HELP HIM, CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S HOLDING THE CEILING UP FOR YOU
No. 1353201
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No. 1353277
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anons do you agree or disagree?
No. 1353879
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Can anyone recommend a song that fits this image
No. 1354358
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I LOVE ADAM DRIVER
No. 1354555
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name this pony
No. 1354562
File: 1664301961859.gif (1.18 MB, 638x640, jimin-jiminjimin.gif)
Jimin and Doja Cat kindred spirits
No. 1354733
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PARTY TIME
No. 1354939
File: 1664321679271.gif (14.09 MB, 500x500, 1657681017630.gif)
period ahhhhhhh
period uhhhhhh
period ahhhh
period uhhhhhhh
i. am. period ahhh
you. are. period uhhh
i. am. period ahhh
you. are. period uhhh
period ahhhhhhh period uhhhhh period ahhhh period uhhhhhhhhhhhh
No. 1354967
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>>1354939i heard this in miku growl voice. with heavy metal.
No. 1355068
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OUT OF MY WAY BITCHES
No. 1355092
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Anyways I hate when retards ruin my fun, get over yourselves shitheads
No. 1355095
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i want to get oute!!
No. 1355112
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>>1355103
No. 1355127
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found this today. Are men okay?
No. 1355210
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>>1355134god this is worse than I thought. It's so painfully scrotal
No. 1355255
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This is the only good thread on /fit/ and on 4chunn. I wish there was more egg based discussion
No. 1355277
>>1355210>I will only seek validation from the men>I spend time with the men>the menWhy "the men" and not just "men"?
Otherwise seems like it's the best anyone is going to get out of a moid if they actually follow through with these promises. The permission thing is creepy but.
No. 1355642
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I have found it. I have found the furry chad vs. incel meme
No. 1355686
>>1355210it's a manual on how to be an insufferable narcissistic asshole boomer. moids actually think being masculine means being an abrasive pig who can never admit he is wrong and can't take criticism, and that "saying whatever you want" is your god given right, but you shouldn't "tolerate" anyone else giving you your own medicine. just imagine these guys. his wife says he's lazy because he never washes the dishes or helps with the kids, and the guy is just there sweating and shaking, "I'm not going to tolerate your attempts to belittle me! this discussion is over, woman! i'm going to go hang out with the men! and do manly things! in our man cave! with the men!"
scrotes actually
No. 1355773
>>1355127Why men tend to feel emasculated by beings that don't represent any danger to them? Women are harmless, why the fuck do they have to permanently flex their VIRILITY around them? wtf
>>1355686>>1355691For real, this obsession with extreme masculinity sounds very fucking gay, it sounds fetish-y, even. I bet my whole house the moid who wrote this is taking it in the ass as we speak
No. 1355794
>>1355780It's so weird, if you're attracted to women wouldn't you want to appeal to them? why are moids trying to appeal to
men all the time? women sometimes like muscles and shit but is never this exaggerated, are moids actually gay?
No. 1356027
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OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK WARNING 2 SEXY 4 U
No. 1356034
>>1355794Because you don’t need to appeal to women to get one. We are mass groomed to get together with even the most bottom-of-the-barrel men. They can find housewives that will wipe their butts while being unemployed obese losers, why should they try?
Due to evolutionary reasons (man group better at threatening woman than 1 single man) all men are faggots inside, they are completely homosocial. They want higher ranking males to do the butt rape to them and seek their approval more than anything else in life. That’s also why you see women trying to be genuinely friendly with males but never the other way around.
No. 1356055
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>>1356032>>1356042Don't do it
nonnie!
No. 1356102
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>>1356055Admit it, Sonic's butt is attractive.
No. 1356123
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whear ahr yewwwww and auhm sew sauhree
No. 1356246
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No. 1356277
thread slut count
>>1348256>>1352255>>1352454>>1354562>>1356102>>1356116>>1356246all the sluts in the thread have been accounted for
No. 1356339
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No. 1356993
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i'm happy he lived past 24
No. 1357149
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Different
~Chapter One~
"Hey Buster!" Authur Said As Buster Closed His Locker. He Was Dressed In His Gym Clothes Ready To Practice For The Big Soccer Game.
"Hey Authur!" Buster Said Excitedly. "What's Up?"
"Nothing, Wanna Come To My Tree House After School And Do Home Work?"
"I Thought Your Tree House Was Too Weak To Hold Us Anymore Remember?" Buster Said With A Questioned Look On His Face.
"My Dad Made It Even Bigger And Stronger And It Looks A lot Better!" Authur Exclaimed. "Besides I Have Tew Tell Yew Some Things…"
"Ok Maybe We Can Stop To Get A Custered Filled Dill Pickle I'm Starving!" Buster Held His Tummy. [A/N] Custered Filled Dill Pickle? Gewd Luck With That Buster!
"Ok See You After Gym." Being That Gym Was Authurs Last Class Of The Day.
"Ok See Yew After Astrology." Sadly Buster Didn't Have Gym With Authur.
"Ok Lets Do The Homework We Have Classes Together In." Buster Said Taking Out His Algebra Text Book.
"Can We Do English Home Work First? We Have A 1000 Word Essay Due Friday!" Authur Said Taking Out His Research.
"How About We Just Sit Here And Read A Stack Of Bionic Bunnie: The New Generation Comic Books. That's What We Always Used To Do At Your Old Tree House But I Have To Say It Has Much More Room This Time And It Has A Door And Curtains. This Is The Perfect Place To Just Watch Evil Space Alien Movies!" Buster Explained Himself. That's All He Wanted To Do Today.
"Ok Buster But Just For An Half An Hour Maybe 45 Minutes."
"Yay!" Buster Exclaimed Tossing Authur One Of His Comic Books. He Continued One That He Already Started In Astrology Class.
"Buster Do You Want To The New Group In School? Authur Asked.
"Uhm… What's It Called? Does It Involve Evil Space Aliens Invading The Earth?"
"No. Its A Group… Who Support People Who Like The Same Sex… Like Me…" Authur Said Slowly. [A/N] Only I Have The Power Tew Make Characters Gay! =D JK (Just Kidding) Please Keep Reading!
"So You Like Boys And Not Girls?" Buster Asked With Concern.
"Yupp…" Authur Said Slowly Once Again.
Buster Moved Over Closer To Authur. "Wow! I Thought I Was The Only One!"
"So You Like Boys Too?" Authur Asked Looking Surprised. "Why Didn't You Tell Me?"
"Yupp! I Thought You Would Laugh At Me." Buster Exclaimed.
"No Why Would I Do That? Your My Best Friend!"
Buster Shruged. He Saw Authur Looking At Him So He Looked Back. And They Got Closer, And Closer, And…
No. 1357178
>>1357165If the storm brought kids no need for genitals they don't wear any clothes at all. And both sexes sits down to pee. And no division of the sexes. And it is just a what if story if no genitals exist. And they look different from the show. They are all naked and has no genitals in fact of course. So no need to wear clothes in fact of course. So no shame at all in fact of course. They know the stork brings babies. It is just a dream or alternate reality someone is having having or alternate world or something And only one who wonders why they don't have genitals. We see them talking there about stuff in fact of course.
"I don't know what a penis is the stork brings us and we don't wear clothes in fact of course," said Arthur, "Christmas will be fun this year in fact of course we have smooth fronts and we even swim naked and we don't know what clothes is in fact of course."
"We never had genitals we don't know what they are the stork brings us in fact," said Fern, "We never wore anything in my life and what is a vagina and penis is in fact of course."
"We don't wear clothes and we don't know what genitals are we all are smooth in the front," said Brain, "We use the same bathroom we all sit down to pee."
"He is telling us his dream I think he should know we don't wear clothes and have genitals," said Francine, "We all take baths together for the stork brings us in fact of course."
"I wonder why we don't have genitals we have nothing between our legs but pee holes," said Buster, "We should have them in fact of course."
Brain wonders about him that he should know they have no genitals and wear clothes. Arthur looked down and said we never had genitals at all in fact of course. Arthur always has baths with some friends and his sister. They know Christmas is coming but won't get clothes because there they never wore anything. We see them talking there about stuff like what got into Buster and about Christmas in fact of course.
"Buster we never had genitals and we never ware anything in fact of course," said Arthur, "We don't know what genitals are and we also don't wear clothes we always been naked when potty trained in fact of course."
"The stork brings us in fact of course and We don't know what genitals are in fact of course," said Fern, "Christmas is coming soon and we never wore anything and we don't know what genitals are in fact of course."
"We don't know what genitals are and we don't know what clothes are in fact of course," said Brain, "Christmas will be fun this year and we don't know what genitals are in fact of course."
"We know that the stork brings us and we don't know what genitals are and what clothes is in fact," said Bud, "We all sit down to pee in fact of course."
"Maybe it was just a dream for I can tell we never had genitals in fact of course," said Buster, "I just wonder where do we go today in fact of course."
They said the park in fact of course. I hope you like this story here in fact of course. See what happens next chapter here of this story here of course.
No. 1357218
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my special talent is that I can read this in a youtuber accent
No. 1357229
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>>1357178My bad, he died in 2021. Can you imagine his family finding this weird shit after he died though
No. 1357234
>>1357178"in fact of course"
gone 2 soon
No. 1357284
>>1357241I rather be
victim of a serial killer than eat that shit.
No. 1357315
>>1357310>>1357282Remember when she told that story about nicoavocado and she inserted random clips of her breaking down in the bed about a whole other situation & people thought she was crying about Nik when she did it to further manipulate the situation against nik.
Nik is gross but he's only harming himself, this idiot stuffs her face with food while talking about murders. This has to be one of the more disgusting thumbnails
No. 1357359
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Me a-logging all day and all night
No. 1357363
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enjoy Breakfast.
No. 1357371
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I CIRSE YOU. I CIRSE YOU WHOM HAVE OFFENDED ME
IN THE NAME OF THE SEVEN DEMONS OF THE NINE HELLS AND MY ASTRAL WIFE. BE CIRSED
HEEEEEAAAAAA
No. 1357512
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They are so cute.
No. 1357569
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>>1357512my headcanon is that tara the android is their mom
No. 1357739
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I'm going to accuse people of being scrotes for no reason
No. 1357745
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>>1357739Don't forget to put your laptop in the bathtub before you do it.
No. 1357780
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No. 1357784
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No. 1357817
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>>1357780I want to make love to the lolcor kpop dog boy (do not report this post)
No. 1357823
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>>1357817Only a scrote would report someone for liking him nonna, do not be so ridiculous.
No. 1357843
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>>1357833Woah nonna, woah now, your rod may snap with the kinda bait you're sending out there. Do you have a license to fish with that much bait in one post?
No. 1357906
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>>1357843How do you know my feelings aren't pure?
No. 1358152
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>>1358151dont make me draw more of these things, I'll dig up the other ones anons made I swear to god I'll do it
No. 1358155
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>>1358152I always imagine that all jannies look like Janis.
No. 1358174
>>1358170I don't know I've had
sex dreams about some nonnas in the female fantasy thread and I think my brain just picked random celeb faces as stand-ins. Idk how that even works. The jannies - Janis thing is just because I keep reading "jannies" as "Janis".
No. 1358208
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will i get banned if i post this in the italian-thread?
No. 1358216
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>>1358213or this?
>>1358214that's okay, i just don't want to get banned for it
No. 1359017
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I still can't get over how Italy looks like a boot
No. 1360479
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>>1359017and what does this look like
No. 1360490
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>>1360479Eurofags can never recover from this
No. 1360497
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>>1360486
I like link not just because he has muscular thighs and fat cock, cute elf ears and great hair, not just for his heroic acts and whatever. I like Link most of all for being a silent mute male. (aside from necessary grunting, which I'd give him plenty of reason to do)
No. 1360499
>>1360490This means…
denmark is CUM??
No. 1360503
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>>1360490it is a penis from any perspective. these countries are disgusting.
No. 1360690
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No. 1360692
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sup mods(called the exterminator)
No. 1360906
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No. 1360974
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How I discreetly hint that I'm into women
No. 1361014
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>be me
>have trouble sleeping alone
>turn on Steve1989's MRE videos because he has a calm tone and it's kind of boring enough to fall asleep to
>one night im particularly restless
>decide to masturbate, too lazy to turn off phone so i just leave the video playing in bed this time
>on a whim, decide to imagine Steve is giving me head and reviewing my pussy instead
>close my eyes and let my mind's eye do the work
>"mmm, that pulled pork, has a nice chew"
>"oh, gosh, it smells so rancid"
>"perfect satisfying viscosity, almost has like a gellOtinous texture"
>laughing while I'm going through the motions
>his moans leave enough to the imagination that i orgasm and go to sleep
>i'm in bed the next day
>the (MR)ERP is entertaining enough to do another time.
>this time i turn on a review of a 75+ year-old lifeboat ration
>the food is so rotten it's black and brown and beyond recognition
>his voice is muffled because he has a mask on
>my imaginary pussy makes a hiss and apparently spits out a piece of meat at his face
>burst out laughing at my violent Chernobyl snatch
>start to think
>"i wonder if it actually tastes good"
>i mean, I can't just imagine him eating me out without knowing the taste myself first, right?
>kind of feel weird about it
>but in the spirit of steve's gastronomical adventurousness I decided to taste the discharge after all
>it's bad
>worse than I thought, actually
>heart sinks a little, google "what does discharge taste like"
>results aren't giving me a good answer, but in my heart of hearts i know it shouldn't taste like rotten eggs and sour cream
>get a little worried and take 2 melatonins to doze off and forget
>next day decide to book a gyno appointment to make sure everything is more or less okay
>it's not
>i have BV and have to take a pill up the yoni cave
>probably wouldn't even have paid attention to it if i weren't such a degenerate
Thanks, Steve, i guess.
No. 1361063
File: 1664720164364.jpeg (132.02 KB, 520x537, 9122FA8D-DC34-444B-99EB-AA5A1C…)
I CANT SLEEP AND I HAVE WORK IN 5 HOURS AND A DRIVING LESSON AFTERWARDS I THINK IM GONNA KILL MY INSTRUCTOR AND MYSELF
No. 1361096
File: 1664722554773.jpeg (40.63 KB, 500x500, dogman.jpeg)
LOLCOR BREAKING NEWS
i shit today
No. 1361579
File: 1664744419440.png (947.08 KB, 650x914, 1645361080801.png)
Muuuuu
No. 1361732
File: 1664759545782.png (272.56 KB, 468x493, fairycat.png)
I made a fairy cat for funsies tee hee
I take requests as always, still working on the vampire request for the nonnie in the movie room chat
No. 1361733
File: 1664759585845.png (98.52 KB, 302x337, peeps marshmallow cat.png)
ANOTHA ONE
marshmallow peeps 4 eva
No. 1361745
File: 1664760459530.png (265.07 KB, 470x493, bluegreenfairycat.png)
made a blue one too
>>1361734anything for you, my sweet nonnies
No. 1361748
File: 1664760522245.png (586.21 KB, 902x556, fairykitties.png)
whoosh! your peenor is gone
No. 1362343
File: 1664814848195.jpg (71.95 KB, 563x544, dc4794c60a1e675a02b4881f8bb6b6…)
I was about to post in the lc graduation thread because the site is eating so much of my time but i saw some funny posts and now I feel like I will never find something quite like this place and I would miss it too much
No. 1362347
File: 1664815026797.png (333.16 KB, 562x800, 1649483585254.png)
>>1362343Same sis, same.
Once a farmer…
No. 1362556
File: 1664824703815.png (101.9 KB, 247x323, vampcat.png)
i vant to suck your blad
No. 1362560
File: 1664824921072.png (134.1 KB, 382x276, spidercat.png)
>>1361767request fulfilled pider chan
>>1361778yours is next!
thank you all for such lovely compliments, i really enjoy making them!
No. 1362566
File: 1664825278567.png (137.09 KB, 773x248, Screenshot 2022-10-03 152735.p…)
I would help this nonny get her fix but I am too scared to attempt to make a thread.
No. 1362590
File: 1664826667950.jpg (42.67 KB, 656x780, aZy49X3_700b.jpg)
>>1362343Same nona. This place brings me such joy and is one of the only places left on the internet where I can be truly honest
No. 1362890
File: 1664845260165.gif (1020.9 KB, 293x520, kiss.gif)
kissies nonnies
No. 1362894
File: 1664845803134.gif (4.69 MB, 520x293, CreamyIdenticalInsect-size_res…)
>>1362893big brained nonnitas
No. 1362963
File: 1664851000220.png (137.77 KB, 274x430, pierrotcat.png)
>>1361778request is done!
>>1362932>>1362933ily2
nonnie. feel free to save, edit, and share as much as you like. apple cat memes 4 eva
No. 1363012
File: 1664854110383.png (81.45 KB, 306x327, candycorncat.png)
>>1362997you're very welcome!
I keep a list of requests on my phone so I will get to those maybe sometime this week.
goodnight nonnies!
No. 1363014
>>1363012These are so cute
nonnie! Pls make a cat wearing comfy pajamas, maybe even holding a pillow.
No. 1363160
>>1362963>>1363012you are incredible
nonnie, i'm saving these in a folder like they are my precious collection of dolls. my favorite are the fairy ones.
No. 1363336
File: 1664887863856.jpeg (187.34 KB, 503x559, 465EA5EA-64E8-482D-9CC9-D34A03…)
No. 1363960
File: 1664918956602.jpg (410.42 KB, 1250x703, dd2e694f-53f4-48b3-9d02-177943…)
the one in the back looks sus
No. 1363971
File: 1664919660317.jpg (85.19 KB, 1300x975, mens-scrooge-costume-24071333.…)
>>1363014Kek this might be redundant but could you also make one like this
No. 1364162
File: 1664936061987.png (307.79 KB, 385x446, marie.png)
cup
No. 1364244
File: 1664943726981.jpeg (188.68 KB, 1280x743, F2513790-F7D2-42EB-8847-3720D5…)
Post your best anti tranny memes gooooooo
No. 1364253
File: 1664944352800.jpeg (126.52 KB, 750x582, 1661815733179.jpeg)
back sleeper bf and belly sleeper gf
No. 1364656
File: 1664976916273.png (1.15 MB, 972x748, fdfghert.png)
I'm the one with feet for arms
No. 1365456
File: 1665022407301.png (1.85 MB, 1080x999, lowiq.png)
Icky porn on the main page.
No. 1365460
File: 1665022750669.jpeg (45.57 KB, 640x480, 1656224395627.jpeg)
I've been pretending I know calculus for the past three years when I barely understand integration. I'm deeply ashamed. I'm barely holding myself above water in my math classes. I'm doing mathematical methods at school while reviewing old cal problems at home. I feel like an imposter.
No. 1365807
File: 1665054140363.jpg (15.52 KB, 502x261, Screenshot_20221006-024816.jpg)
No. 1366116
File: 1665076028679.png (Spoiler Image, 149.96 KB, 301x253, i dont know what to name this.…)
why the fuck are there so many shots like this in the new pokemon movie series
I really, really hate it
No. 1366119
>>1366116I get what you're saying
nonnie but also kek
No. 1366256
File: 1665087955931.png (8.2 KB, 995x716, 1581014472.toyorai_sonic_crush…)
I LOVE FATS
No. 1366279
File: 1665089881174.gif (480.57 KB, 480x360, cat in mouf.gif)
me
No. 1366315
File: 1665092113047.jpg (46.79 KB, 600x448, nancho.jpg)
this is bullshit ok i have a hank hill ass im getting NO NOCHOS
No. 1366365
File: 1665097494853.jpeg (240.21 KB, 1000x1000, 6C80FB71-17FD-4F59-88D3-05DABB…)
Do you even know what is it like to feel alive if you haven't rubbed an egg?
No. 1366391
File: 1665100671994.jpeg (89.76 KB, 716x690, Fbk8dpgakAAjXBs.jpeg)
nonnie nonnie nonnie
No. 1366646
File: 1665125807551.jpeg (55.73 KB, 749x725, 16EC7595-93F6-42AA-BB29-1F4442…)
the other day i went to the store to buy something and the cashier said she doesn’t know what to when do if have not done yet so i she won’t go back in until we will have gone to the the store lol i lol just that i i she want her to be like her then why? ?the then you should gone at the while it was can’t be an easy not so where? was?
No. 1366673
File: 1665129490430.png (831.74 KB, 639x755, 578.png)
Damn they should've put me down years ago
No. 1367685
File: 1665235487792.gif (1.93 MB, 275x207, 1658085576453.gif)
happy saturday
No. 1368035
File: 1665263461747.jpg (338.44 KB, 1500x1003, Shutterstock_452856k.jpg)
Don't it always seem to got that you don't know what you got til it's gone.. You take paradise and discontinue my favorite mints ooh bop bop bop
No. 1368037
File: 1665263576052.png (205.68 KB, 392x399, mooncakecat.png)
bonus mooncake cat for my Chinese nonnies
No. 1368124
File: 1665269759606.png (212.06 KB, 400x300, D6F63E93-B453-4E3A-A641-ACBC06…)
>>1368115OMFG I suggested the Scrooge pajamas. Thank you so much I love this and I can’t wait to celebrate Christmas with my nonnies with this
No. 1368426
File: 1665302842045.png (227.54 KB, 676x597, 1665122628213.png)
men going bald is the funniest shit i ever seen
No. 1368432
File: 1665303145076.png (381.42 KB, 1889x880, baldinglol.png)
>>1368426a while back I was thinking of making a disinfographic to spread on r9k about this kek. Moids will actually take shit like finasteride because they're so insecure about aging
No. 1368442
>>1368432Do it sis. Best case scenario, ugly incels off themselves. Worst case scenario, they take whatever medication and grow some hair so they aren't offensive to the eyes.
Balding is the ultimate sign of aging, utterly hideous and almost impossible to reverse. The absolute NERVE of moids to talk about 'the wall' for women when there's a good chance they'll slam headfirst into it the moment their hairline starts to recede.
No. 1368934
File: 1665335826870.png (219.91 KB, 393x495, cow-tan cat.png)
No. 1368942
File: 1665335991042.png (415.93 KB, 870x495, cow-tan and cow.png)
hello sister, we are in search of the finest milk. might you know of where my compatriot and I may acquire some?
No. 1368943
>>1368934Now do one of me, oh wait you did a clown one
>>1368942I fucking wish lmfao
No. 1368952
File: 1665336127668.jpg (341.31 KB, 1946x2551, bd506efe607dad1b4ebff3960ac463…)
you like catboys
i like catMEN
we are not the same
No. 1368974
File: 1665336932641.png (761.54 KB, 989x572, laurier.png)
>>1368962I instantly thought about this catman who starts speaking in a retarded childish way when he gets excited over sweets. Serious anime moment
No. 1368997
File: 1665337602125.jpg (451.91 KB, 1200x1056, Albert.Wesker.full.2196226.jpg)
>>1368952ew no, that's furry territory. THIS is a catman. but seriously i hate that most catboy content is femboy and/or shota garbage
No. 1369015
File: 1665338112439.gif (5.49 MB, 517x372, z84l058lzss51.gif)
>>1367685Have no choice but be isolated
Struggling, left alone, apart
Pushed aside, made segregated
Struggling, left alone, apart
No. 1369016
File: 1665338152486.jpeg (20.43 KB, 527x262, 00B826E7-08D4-429B-AF82-2CB390…)
>>1368115Thank you cat
nonnie, this is so cute!
>>1368942Nonna.
No. 1369018
File: 1665338223422.jpeg (196.18 KB, 828x1126, 8A4EB5B1-7FFF-4492-A31D-611533…)
you know how your girl become when her weave in
No. 1369342
File: 1665357322175.gif (2.64 MB, 640x640, cat-approaching.gif)
pspspsps come here little kitty
No. 1369887
File: 1665423794620.jpg (137.4 KB, 660x821, cursed-images9.jpg)
>>1369018I just wanna sip that punch with your peeps and
Sit in that lunch if you're treatin'
No. 1370601
File: 1665485251611.png (119.92 KB, 532x364, 8A854C31-FDA9-4079-9975-823769…)
It’s 6 am here I am very cozy in my bed but I have to poop
No. 1370796
File: 1665507271924.jpg (102.91 KB, 650x433, 1665507073639910.jpg)
nonnie nonnie nonnie nonnie
No. 1370809
>>1370796Men
> umm, reminder that women are horribly violent too, its not just men ya know!Men after a woman actually commits a horribly violent crime
> I can't believe a woman would do that, women are meant to be the gentle sex, the kind and patient ones, mothers, kitten patters, its just that much more shocking because its a woman! No. 1371301
File: 1665533439142.jpg (128.13 KB, 1079x1047, 1665533312952813.jpg)
No. 1371345
File: 1665536112214.jpeg (20.59 KB, 275x272, 81906399-8149-4279-9983-32649B…)
Hello ma’am
No. 1371453
File: 1665540105347.jpg (60.67 KB, 735x665, b345303b774f3fbc2d8620711a588f…)
Well? Don't be a closed mouth hoe
No. 1371456
File: 1665540149122.jpeg (157.66 KB, 1024x655, B4CEB374-6ED7-48B5-902F-08DD9A…)
>>1371403
This is too autistic, even for the month of autism.
No. 1371459
File: 1665540305599.jpg (177.53 KB, 1080x1204, adhd.jpg)
>>1371340
Yeah I can relate as someone who used to think I might be autistic (Im not! Just ADHD). Like they can feel empathy but it's scary just how quickly they can shut it off towards someone different than them or who does something outside of their rigid moral framework.
Though I can't really say much because what ADHD people lack in coldness, they make up for in being physically unable to not bring up the fact that they have ADHD in literally any scenario.
Kinda like I'm doing now…
No. 1371874
File: 1665573513602.jpg (Spoiler Image, 43.18 KB, 950x963, 61PGE9rHRkL._AC_SL1000_.jpg)
No. 1372360
File: 1665604772881.png (22.47 KB, 756x132, dyeing.png)
lmao im dyeing
No. 1372400
File: 1665608260129.png (370.37 KB, 402x402, car seat cover product photo.p…)
No. 1372410
File: 1665608700988.png (751.43 KB, 900x935, 23BA9902-ED00-40C7-9835-1C85B1…)
>>1372400oh ho ho a romantic boy!
No. 1372412
File: 1665608781996.png (226.53 KB, 406x427, scrote destroyer.png)
i love aliexpress
No. 1372413
File: 1665608832468.jpeg (520.93 KB, 1280x823, shiinotic.jpeg)
going to work on shrooms lol
No. 1372418
File: 1665608930392.jpg (65.54 KB, 680x663, bWVkaWEvRlMwekw3Z1VzQUFGc0RBLm…)
No. 1372606
File: 1665623700027.png (153.07 KB, 273x294, help.png)
Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason
Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani
Chopperipo shurashurafe
Nannyuruni renifaferahi
Nannyuruni weranira shuraharahi
Nyurunirehara fe fe fe
Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason
Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera fimera
Na nire jute mirekyaraherya
Nire yu mirekerason
Kire hyari nuriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera fimerani
No. 1372619
File: 1665625267637.jpg (5.28 KB, 275x238, 1663709209290.jpg)
Ohoho. Bout to buy one of these and have it perch on my shitposting station
No. 1372673
>>1372619>shitposting stationKek
nonnie, that thing is fucking cute
No. 1372699
File: 1665631957263.jpg (46.78 KB, 720x717, 9f95b17a6c2f3ef9f3b93eb7d96998…)
>>1372418NOOOOOOO HAMMIE DONT LISTEN TO THE HATERS
NOOOOOOOOOOO No. 1373497
File: 1665703096079.jpg (23.75 KB, 399x600, 77abb78b016c8b2e53dbfb6cf8d190…)
bad gyal
No. 1373525
File: 1665705028000.gif (903.26 KB, 117x149, 663525CF-6176-4D5F-8BE3-0D8CFE…)
>>1372606Tyurirurimyotte winiwini
Yuwarinicche nawemohi
Tyurirurimyohe winiwini yuwani
Yuweni yuwenu na nanihenu
No. 1373678
File: 1665715704763.gif (122.47 KB, 320x407, catte dance.gif)
>>1373525 Megeparapi gera weriweriweriweri bora
Megeparacho gera merimerimerimeri nyu
Chore chorekkira pakerati deritchon nyurumeru
Rikkyorakkyore wiriwiri nyu
Nyuru me me meremerenyu
Dekkyanshi dera ritchere cherira
Boreborebore we keraponi
Chorape chorapenape yutcho morabinyu
Dekkyanshi dere ritchere cherira
Geregeregere meranyuru
Chorape chorape yoritche nyurumeri
No. 1373679
File: 1665715795102.jpeg (69.37 KB, 1200x674, 811E55F5-24D8-471E-B108-83DDEE…)
name this kitty
No. 1373704
File: 1665717208123.gif (24.13 KB, 135x101, C56CA0CD-D5F2-4285-A598-1A120E…)
>>1373678Moranife teyuruni merikeraninshu
(Matunushushu)
Rattinsha uyuruni
(Ranityurare tyurare) Meremerenu
Rattinu tyurirutuyu kireritura kirikirini
Merankerashe yuweniruwenirune
Wanoyurarishueru tiretirenu narinushu
Wanoyurarishururu miremirenu furimukuyu
Raretyurare tyutte mieruni uneratune
Medekyuera kyuera keranife
Now I want a Splatoon thread over in /m/
No. 1373713
File: 1665718211686.gif (339.14 KB, 112x112, F2D6CACA-39DC-4A81-8DAD-DA6F4B…)
>>1373709God same, I don’t know where it’s from I think I just stole it off one of the gif threads kek
No. 1373720
File: 1665719642054.gif (3.1 MB, 424x320, Run.gif)
No. 1373865
File: 1665736417370.jpg (60.06 KB, 640x418, tumblr_4064e1fc36bf60628429c78…)
Maybe people would like you if you didn't have
RAT EYES
No. 1374182
File: 1665765173825.jpeg (11.34 KB, 275x255, 9EEEEF0F-FD40-40BE-8570-A0E0B2…)
>>1373704Winyi weria t'yutteratesokamo
Hyarihyari herahora finyinyi
Winyi weria t'yutterateni wenoa
Nyinyineno
Hey! × 6
Honyahirae nyurunino
Wenenino noni wenenoo
Honyahirae hyururino
Wiinyi weenuu nononinu
Menifirae nainea
Nonowineni nononeo
Honyahi wiiniinee
Honyahi niiniinuunuuna na
No. 1374613
File: 1665780442364.gif (353.4 KB, 158x200, 67C8A20A-2EFA-4D92-A02A-E22DCF…)
Good spergout in the confessions thread today nonnies, hit the showers
No. 1374826
File: 1665791444079.jpg (75.64 KB, 564x705, 767484e4ab0dfea99a431ac73c4e81…)
>>1374822once upon a time there was a kity he was very nice and he ate lots of spagheti. he made spagheti for his friends and they all ate it. they all had sauce on their faces. there was a very jealus dog and he was mad cuz he also wanted spagheti but they didnt have anymore. he then called his friend mario the plumber to make him spagheti. mario made it and it was very good. kity wanted some too. everyone ate spagheti. the end
No. 1374904
File: 1665802502423.jpg (110.47 KB, 735x701, 2cc018fd3f9c2f81291488d2432b1b…)
WHY I can't select picture from Firefox on LOLCOR??? only Google Chrome works on this phone… fuck Google it's not right for shitposting it's just not right
No. 1374911
File: 1665803335410.jpg (128.68 KB, 736x761, 45103d39b16176ef6eb2612858a06a…)
Some of these are much better than others
No. 1374913
File: 1665803431566.gif (222.68 KB, 56x55, gorilla-gamgam-twitchtv-1.gif)
>>1374910
no it was a funny gilla haha
No. 1374919
File: 1665803869782.jpg (12.01 KB, 176x176, 20221003_011920.jpg)
she
No. 1375117
File: 1665822943754.gif (434.57 KB, 500x405, b44c2166094833bed148d64cbe54ae…)
>>1374911Did anyone else have to get the "prison talk" after going too far as a kid? Just me? Ok. I'll see myself out.
No. 1375399
File: 1665848206700.jpg (99.18 KB, 649x657, 1324683.jpg)
This image quite literally saved my life. I would've kms if it weren't for the message. Unironically my life motto. Fuck u normies I'll be cringy if I want
No. 1375414
File: 1665848691970.jpg (215.11 KB, 1125x1108, Tumblr_l_21018745759168.jpg)
>>1375399Your pic combined with this pic is an unbeatable duo.
Idk who the moid is, it's just a weird tumblr shitpost meme but it's so true No. 1375533
File: 1665856337830.jpg (162.54 KB, 700x900, 1665800690013035.jpg)
No. 1375561
File: 1665857709636.png (639.92 KB, 866x468, Candy-Corn-Choices.png)
No. 1375562
File: 1665857733847.png (282.42 KB, 600x400, 3-Reasons-Why-Candy-Corn-Is-He…)
No. 1375614
File: 1665860713868.jpg (193.92 KB, 807x1024, 1438221912.lionsclaws_simisage…)
No. 1375648
File: 1665862271914.jpg (241.99 KB, 1200x794, 1438048707.lionsclaws_simisage…)
>>1375633Whare are yours?
No. 1375651
File: 1665862461374.jpg (26.77 KB, 750x1333, ba8aeb80118b9de5788791f025eb5a…)
>>1375648I AM CALLING THE POLICE
No. 1375653
File: 1665862545511.gif (2.37 MB, 498x280, flame-thrower-leonardo-dicapri…)
>>1375648AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No. 1375741
File: 1665868916287.jpeg (228.32 KB, 1080x1350, wench quench.jpeg)
I'm thirsty
No. 1375796
File: 1665871916302.png (162.06 KB, 436x449, tinfoilcat.png)
me when i
No. 1375805
File: 1665872188184.jpg (235.91 KB, 640x640, 1661358750382.jpg)
>>1368939samefag but i forgor to answer your question. no i just wanted to do a boardtan applecat lol
No. 1376442
File: 1665929766488.webm (288.89 KB, 406x720, PHKMZHT - Imgur.webm)
girlboss
No. 1376528
File: 1665937858293.gif (5.35 MB, 480x441, tumblr_02d0f435e7081a52675f63c…)
i dont care if you think im dumb, i dont think at all
No. 1376803
File: 1665953863057.jpeg (42.11 KB, 680x503, Fevf6BQX0AUoWqw.jpeg)
No. 1377430
File: 1666021148483.webm (495.14 KB, 202x360, 1666018964003656.webm)
good morning
No. 1377435
File: 1666021324688.jpg (353.79 KB, 2048x2048, EmFgQfrVkAA2t6W.jpg)
mom says i can have another yakult
No. 1377449
File: 1666022620554.jpg (30.33 KB, 318x500, 418CcINSXrL.jpg)
>>1347602reading about lolcor in communications school 2day
No. 1377461
File: 1666024067191.jpeg (117.04 KB, 640x422, 277A84B2-5D13-4DE8-A5A6-BB44BD…)
I’m pretty proud of this one
No. 1377491
File: 1666026932898.jpg (78.76 KB, 576x451, YAM-8534---Lithium-Launch-Flee…)
>>1377484Men can be turf, as I drive over them.
No. 1377511
File: 1666027898876.jpg (44.93 KB, 523x640, cool dude.jpg)
>>1377484Because radfems do not believe men can be feminists. They can be allies to feminism, but giving them the title of feminist gives their voice far too much weight in the movement and is how we ended up in this mess in the first place. Now men feel like they can lecture women on what does or does not constitute real feminism because they're stuck on the old oversimplified definition of it simply meaning equality between the sexes, rather than women's liberation from patriarchal rule. However they twist this into advocating for shit that benefits them and harms women e.g. the whole "sex positivity" movement.
>>1376803>>1376806 No. 1377995
File: 1666061301551.jpg (223.32 KB, 678x803, Screenshot_20221017_213831.jpg)
Every man deserves to be stepped on yes even your Nigel. And not in a "sexy dominatrix teehee" way but a "ow what the fuck why would you do that" way
No. 1378082
File: 1666071598708.gif (404.26 KB, 483x498, BfANGNINGabANGiangaNG.gif)
I DONT WANT TO SLEEP I JSUT WANT TO BANG ON MY DRUMS ALL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL THE COPS I DONT CAAAAAAARRRWEEEEEEE
No. 1378179
File: 1666080076531.png (962.03 KB, 665x1285, cousins.png)
No. 1378584
>>1378557As someone who has watched the show but never seen this, basically the inverse of
>>1378512 , I just wanted to say thank you for now getting this stuck in my head. Here's seasons 1 & 2 for my beloved
nonnie above though it's not as catchy as MY DADDY AND MY MOMMY
No. 1378619
File: 1666115335869.jpeg (83.21 KB, 937x1171, 41E657BA-91E9-41F6-A0E8-B96F6C…)
ok nonnies, name this kitty
No. 1378664
File: 1666117701354.webm (6.52 MB, 1280x720, xony6nmv81ydxwb2_720.webm)
I had watched Breaking Bad years ago however this video is what pushed me to watch Better Call Saul.
No. 1379035
File: 1666137597817.png (Spoiler Image, 58.5 KB, 276x334, ha0nd.png)
I'm waitng for someone to notice the hand, I worked hard on it. even gave a hint
No. 1379053
File: 1666138188542.png (12.83 KB, 359x543, 676554466.png)
>>1379044I thought no one saw it since nobody mentioned it, I'm glad you know what it is ♥ I want to shitpost some more regarding him however I think I'll save until tomorrow
No. 1379069
>>1379061I AM…. THE DANGER…
I AM… RHE ONE WHO KNOCKS
No. 1379175
File: 1666147350765.gif (4.81 MB, 474x474, giphy (1) (4).gif)
>>1379151YOU. ARE NOT THE GUY. YOU'RE NOT CAPABLE OF BEING THE GUY! I HAD A GUY, BUT NOW I DON'T. YOU. ARE NOT. THE GUY!!
No. 1379195
File: 1666149899641.jpeg (37.9 KB, 600x600, 1645244554282.jpeg)
honk shooo honk shoo honk shoooo etc etc
No. 1379234
File: 1666153321069.jpg (Spoiler Image, 46.35 KB, 512x512, download (1).jpg)
guess the prompt
No. 1379305
File: 1666163670418.jpeg (144.81 KB, 960x949, A78AD33D-76A1-4F42-B303-AC0859…)
she’s coming anons
No. 1379551
File: 1666189776750.jpg (45.17 KB, 431x415, you made it.jpg)
Happy birthday! Congratulations!! It's a girl! Feel better! You did it! Good job! Get well soon!
No. 1379592
File: 1666192479658.png (352.17 KB, 1800x1200, product_yume-nikki_poniko_uboa…)
I'm not myself when the lights are off
No. 1379660
File: 1666196476368.png (4.44 MB, 4256x2832, awg.png)
>>1379592Well, turn the light on then.
No. 1379894
>>1379660Unrelated but I cannot see light switches without thinking about the fact that on my ex boyfriends MySpace he posted a bulletin of a stock photo of a light switch with
*You were the switch on the wall
In the dark of the hall
That I’m still fumbling for*
when we broke up and you just engaged a memory I had dormant for the last two years
No. 1380094
File: 1666220227840.png (887.75 KB, 960x960, 9c4pd2k0xjx71.png)
No. 1380098
File: 1666220543035.jpeg (107.49 KB, 615x519, 8541CBB4-3AD9-41CC-BDDB-A1AAF4…)
I just ate a bacon-chicken spaghetti sandwich with cheese and drenched in sweet chilli sauce
No. 1380099
File: 1666220551861.jpg (58.8 KB, 385x390, 5db9f04362f00390926a2112c43392…)
>POV: you're feeling pretty good about yourself and then she walks in.
Wat do
No. 1380332
File: 1666244163520.jpg (8.09 KB, 199x218, FRerIVXX0AIvkM0.jpg)
>>1380099this horese has a cawk
No. 1380366
File: 1666248199750.png (232.98 KB, 991x672, 1592289267576.png)
>>1380332Nona why you lookimg at horse cawk???HMMMMMMMMMM??? ?
No. 1380369
File: 1666248535441.jpg (26.45 KB, 275x275, 1660834656822.jpg)
him
No. 1380380
File: 1666249328329.png (382.21 KB, 1253x1334, emogee 334.png)
I'm so cold, can anynonny light the fireplace? I have leg syndrome and can't walk
No. 1380746
File: 1666282780705.jpeg (95.95 KB, 654x522, prophet isaac.jpeg)
No. 1380881
File: 1666289757969.jpg (52.76 KB, 562x750, 1664736717352226.jpg)
No. 1380903
File: 1666290744760.png (160.71 KB, 291x255, 1665036380503.png)
>>1380896All cats are beautiful on the inside..
No. 1381108
File: 1666301922023.gif (5.65 MB, 498x370, 087e65a3346o78998y5433.gif)
___fags and ___fags
No. 1381557
File: 1666336676681.png (1.49 MB, 1280x1180, a0edb80c5256797d1363bc9de6a1cb…)
bump, don't scroll
No. 1381558
File: 1666336706970.jpg (629.77 KB, 1280x1920, cat-4721210_1920.jpg)
kill all scrotes
No. 1381559
File: 1666336728738.png (165.94 KB, 840x859, cat-11521380838sq5q7tscgh.png)
No. 1381568
File: 1666338094789.jpg (83.72 KB, 1125x821, 1648336193155.jpg)
>>1381557where is he when i need him most?
No. 1381572
File: 1666338514193.png (2.07 MB, 1214x1738, whoa.png)
>>1381164help me what's the fourth thing
No. 1381592
File: 1666340988150.jpeg (132.7 KB, 1242x1556, 1595334282050.jpeg)
moid poster gone yet??? is site safe to roam????????
No. 1381639
File: 1666348285920.jpeg (50.7 KB, 520x640, 3900D7E9-BC44-4FE7-AE91-7AAEE0…)
when the gummy vitamins hit
No. 1381647
File: 1666349443635.jpg (23.22 KB, 640x360, 72683-1532336916.jpg)
>>1381643we are entering a new cycle
nonnie. of neolithic matriarchy
No. 1381925
File: 1666373148665.jpeg (61.42 KB, 640x442, osomatsu-san my definition of …)
I love the beatles!
No. 1382242
File: 1666387831483.jpg (123.86 KB, 667x544, 1666351985375700.jpg)
am i kawaii uguuu
No. 1382499
File: 1666407252691.png (149.8 KB, 281x376, clownworldcat.png)
honk honk
No. 1382516
File: 1666408676792.jpg (80.53 KB, 350x263, Buckwildcast.jpg)
>>1382099Being a redneck always looked like a lot of fun to me if I disregard the poverty, intolerance, and misogyny. Any Burgers remember that reality show on MTV about hick teens that was canceled because one of the scrotes died (not during filming) from carbon monoxide poisoning while mud-trucking? The one on the left in the green cutoff shirt
No. 1382520
File: 1666409002381.png (196.52 KB, 424x383, leafcat.png)
>>1382516I never watched this show but I always thought trailer park boys looked cozy af
No. 1382540
File: 1666410410309.jpg (22.42 KB, 736x648, d7c2920f620dcfd2423832f33bf3c0…)
>>1382520beloved kitty nona… ilu
No. 1382543
File: 1666410654756.png (213.91 KB, 376x292, pumpkinpiecat.png)
>>1382540and I love YOU, beloved
nonny No. 1382583
File: 1666413746286.jpg (91.7 KB, 512x512, download (2).jpg)
No. 1382626
File: 1666417834330.png (67.73 KB, 267x275, 1665871916302.png)
>>1382516I'm kinda really hesitant about marriage, but I'd totally marry a burger redneck farmer lesbian, so we can go shoot together (not necessarily animals, shooting is just fun in general), farm, make comfy food, play guitar around the campfire and be retarded on the 4th of July even though we both hate the government and are King of the Hill Dale levels of paranoid.
No. 1382680
>>1382626you deserve a farmer wife to collect raccoons and make moonshine with
nonny, i will make it so if no one else does
No. 1382731
File: 1666428699905.png (566.77 KB, 928x655, mulletcat.png)
>>1382687us in the future…..
No. 1382743
File: 1666429735618.jpg (39.25 KB, 735x674, 2ccbb61fbbaad76c67588e7191ac05…)
>>1382731now I have no choice but to marry you
No. 1382756
File: 1666430605638.jpg (23.43 KB, 384x480, e21f26271474ed3862dae2d3b26e7c…)
>>1382746I looked her up and sorry I don't know anything about TikTok drama, I don't use it and I doubt EVERY redneck farm lesbian is like that. You cannot stand in between me and Nonna's future.
No. 1382761
File: 1666430777751.jpg (125.52 KB, 1920x1080, Oppa Is Just My Style.jpg)
Gore on /ot
No. 1382765
File: 1666430945762.jpg (77.46 KB, 700x629, 1636147669908.jpg)
No. 1382846
File: 1666437373474.gif (931.64 KB, 262x200, 200.gif)
>>1382743woa it sounds like you wanna hold hands or something
>>1382746i cant hear the haters through my girl mullet
No. 1382852
File: 1666438385581.png (111.22 KB, 767x933, Trade-Offer-I-receive-a-kiss-Y…)
>>1382846Not just handholding Nonna
No. 1382979
File: 1666450017804.png (658.37 KB, 536x492, autumnwalkcat.png)
Don't forget to take some time to appreciate nature in this wonderful season, my beautiful nonnies
>>1382731lmao this is amazing, I love it!!
No. 1383028
File: 1666453145947.png (196.86 KB, 333x465, pslcat.png)
>>1382981a pumpkin spice latte, of course!
it's mild out today, she's absolutely cozy
No. 1383269
File: 1666468168968.jpeg (336.66 KB, 1170x1171, 034BE161-1DDA-4A0B-9042-E7ED22…)
HOW DO I LOOK, NONA
No. 1383852
>>1383851that's
valid, if a thread would be made, it wouldn't just be for WWE, but just a general for prowrestling, so sperging about all eras and promotions would be welcome
No. 1383892
File: 1666536069547.gif (1.72 MB, 350x267, hoursoffun.gif)
No. 1384018
File: 1666546001464.jpeg (157.5 KB, 742x799, E8ED7372-8574-4B24-AC64-1775B8…)
No. 1384293
File: 1666563716645.png (60.08 KB, 709x493, firefox_U3a9ejTxmj.png)
>hurr durr anyone think wahmen are dumb and love serial killers? why don't they like a nice guy like me?
If a guy started this topic irl with me I'd say I don't get why men are so obsessed with raping and murdering
No. 1384295
File: 1666563809407.jpg (100.55 KB, 1920x828, MV5BNzFhYjExMjktMmU5Ny00NDI2LT…)
>>1384277I have two complaints about scream 3: needed more Roman and picrel didn't die, I just don't like him. But at least Cotton got killed and I'm 100% sure the world is a better place because of it.
No. 1384335
File: 1666567194603.jpg (108.94 KB, 750x744, 1548154723840.jpg)
I don't like it when anyone gets naked.
I don't like naked men, I don't like naked women, I don't even like those bald cats unless they're at least wearing a sweater.
Just not for me, I do not care for the naked form. Cage the nipple, make men wear shirts too, actually, everyone should just wear burkas all the time, I would be infinitely more comfortable.
No more sex either, none of it, everyone should stop doing that, it's gross. Also, no more sex = no more people being born (naked) = my comfort improves
No. 1384347
File: 1666567961943.png (5.47 MB, 3260x4072, the burka of sleepwear.png)
>>1384342They aren't nearly extremist enough tbh, ideally under your normal clothes, you should wear one of these
No. 1384453
File: 1666576734067.jpg (157.11 KB, 736x1177, 8b49ad87ec282dcf29bcf1d89c142f…)
>>1384335Humans are on average pretty doughy and ugly saggy skin creatures. We don't look good not even the starved models or roided males. Ever seen the natural eyeliner on those fancy birds or big cats ? The lions amber eyes? Other creatures look cool and dont even know or care meanwhile we just look like taller dead blobfish. An old dog or cat or bird still looks about the same but an 80 year old human looks completely unlike its former self. And we're way less powerful too. Our men can only fight if they use tools and gang up on things. That's really pathetic. I've seen a lioness muscles up close and it made me want to free her from her prison cage as she was clearly a superior lifeform,, and let her roam.
No. 1384454
File: 1666576997973.jpg (55.31 KB, 985x656, Colin_at_work.jpg)
>>1384453Compare a cool animal to this hideous pic related average useless human
No I am not a furry but I do think they almost have the right idea about it, aside from the ritualistic canine sodomy
No. 1384550
File: 1666584371095.jpg (77.36 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
>>1384467spill the beans why were you in the clink
No. 1385278
File: 1666656919775.jpg (46.63 KB, 615x835, JOanna.jpg)
Can't believe they incarcerated the last remnant of the Joestar blood
No. 1385666
File: 1666683816056.jpg (57.74 KB, 1024x978, 1664932134771.jpg)
>>1384467>>1384550Seconded, we need answers
No. 1386277
File: 1666737376653.png (294.76 KB, 475x475, F3A5D473-CFBC-401D-8DC4-A95036…)
TITTIES OUT
No. 1386322
File: 1666741372837.jpg (93.57 KB, 1020x1274, 1666741262997.jpg)
No. 1386325
>>1386291Based
>>1386322No idea why this made me laugh so hard, did you make this edit nona?
No. 1386406
File: 1666748585339.png (158.91 KB, 384x423, kittycatwithknoife.png)
can I get uhh grilld chese pleas
No. 1386477
File: 1666752469177.jpg (265.94 KB, 1023x711, 9gvzVUS.jpg)
y are u yelling at me - lady on hoarders
No. 1386490
File: 1666753751345.gif (264.8 KB, 220x215, fish.gif)
No. 1386532
File: 1666757583705.jpg (1.29 MB, 1280x1599, B612_20221025_231113_862.jpg)
>>1386322Ran it through some filters to make it look like one of ZUN's watercolors
No. 1386664
File: 1666770178996.jpeg (196.56 KB, 638x811, 51B747FA-F567-4A40-98C2-98256D…)
Would he be able to use the wings or are they just for fart wafting?
No. 1386670
File: 1666771270993.jpeg (79.87 KB, 647x975, B5475936-BE07-4E09-B6A0-EFE4F8…)
>>1386664I refuse to put a single shred of effort into this but you get the idea
No. 1386775
File: 1666782016605.png (341.52 KB, 423x678, Grimes.png)
>I have a proposithion for the communists
No. 1386896
File: 1666791399427.jpg (71.72 KB, 921x589, 5ef6a57664d732a2aa23d289dc548a…)
>>1386670Thank you for your contribution
No. 1386989
File: 1666798035587.png (104.95 KB, 256x256, saint valerie.png)
The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
No. 1387027
File: 1666800605891.webm (725.88 KB, 1278x812, glaDOS SCUM manifesto (1).webm)
No. 1387147
File: 1666804857562.jpg (231.46 KB, 1300x720, Screenshot_20221026-131805_You…)
No. 1387257
File: 1666811183824.jpg (319.24 KB, 1560x720, Screenshot_20221025-090009_You…)
>>1387255NOPE NOPE NOPE we not doing this. This is a fuxking man. Not a ""man"" or a female. He's a beautiful man who bothers nobody. One of 10 men who is kind and sweet. All the best people I know are women but sadly Reviewbrah isn't one of them. He's one of the 10 scrotes who seem nice.
No. 1387270
File: 1666811822485.png (2.36 MB, 1280x853, unknown-1.png)
>>1387257i have no interest in transwashing your 3dpd husbando but the ftm truthers on lolcow are so funny kek drake, gackt, reviewbrah… who else is out there??
No. 1387275
File: 1666812144477.gif (78.75 KB, 159x275, E0DDA859-1C4B-4419-AE21-D35B0F…)
dadadaduh duh do dah do dah DUT dadadaduh duh duh do da do da doo
No. 1387294
File: 1666813087930.gif (272.67 KB, 277x200, F7E7778E-7D7F-4052-8EA9-A2351E…)
>>1387273It’s not that profitable I think
No. 1388778
File: 1666912186726.jpg (25.36 KB, 380x278, 86aea2ca37a21ca26e2a564e85068e…)
>>1387411>but I saved it and looked at it a dozen times now same I hope it's the next thread pic
No. 1388848
File: 1666916119641.jpeg (83.67 KB, 1300x787, 3CC48FB6-D2A1-462B-8CB2-390328…)
I live on an active superfund site and work on a different active superfund site. At least the mutations make me more efficient.
No. 1388952
File: 1666923014513.jpg (181.27 KB, 1200x947, American-Candy-Birdseye-View.j…)
Best and worse candies in the picture?
No. 1388956
>>1388952best is twizzlers
worst is anything else
No. 1388957
>>1388952Best
>Babe ruth>snickers>reese's cupsWorst
>twizzlers>raisinets No. 1388961
File: 1666923397222.jpeg (96.64 KB, 674x413, 0F27F665-6A7D-4287-B9CF-A71E0D…)
No. 1388962
File: 1666923492743.jpg (40.23 KB, 320x320, 131426-01_twizzlers-rainbow-li…)
>>1388956The only twizzlers I like are picked. Regular twizzlers are a hit or miss. Sometimes they are too tough and plastic tasting. Sometimes I get amazingly flavorful tender twizzlers, but never every time. Rainbow twizzlers taste good everytime
No. 1388967
>>1388952Best
>rolos >milk duds>butterfingerWorst
>skittles>sweet tarts>Starbucks(I'd eat them all though so my opinion doesn't matter)
No. 1389363
File: 1666963569456.jpeg (72.26 KB, 735x919, 323FE11D-A86E-4BD8-8B74-442B97…)
MY ŁÆŠT BRÆÑ ÇĖŁŁ ŴHĘÑ Î
WHËÑ Î
No. 1389377
File: 1666964066606.jpeg (72.15 KB, 600x600, E4BA97F3-1524-4F61-97D4-D6365E…)
>>1388973A delicacy only the finest remember
No. 1389917
File: 1666984890596.png (181.55 KB, 361x352, sugarcookiecat.png)
me when i when i um when uh when you uh i uhh uhhh
reminder that not everyone who posts or reposts an apple cat is me, i just like making them lol
No. 1389939
File: 1666985660740.jpg (53.41 KB, 825x281, hulklerz.jpg)
>>1389377these were the tits
No. 1389978
File: 1666986826083.png (64.07 KB, 174x183, sandwichcookiecat.png)
throwback to the classics, the OG
No. 1389979
File: 1666986828487.jpg (37.28 KB, 633x712, grrrrrr.jpg)
I DEMAND SOMEONE MAKE A NEW CELEB THREAD RN FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT
No. 1389999
>>1388952Best
>Reese >Butterfinger>Peanut M&Ms>York Peppermint PattyWorst
>Starbursts >Good n Plenty>Regular boring ass M&Ms No. 1390039
File: 1666989260595.png (192.22 KB, 365x386, wizardcat.png)
zap! zoop! alakazam
No. 1390146
File: 1666995806712.jpg (547.31 KB, 2048x1492, 1666995631455623.jpg)
average seagulls
No. 1390237
File: 1667001376135.jpg (35.07 KB, 600x450, 68419222.jpg)
i want to shag him so bad. i know that schizoid science experiment penis is immaculate, i bet it's crazy stupid and goofy and wacky. i bet you can slip on it like a silly banana peel and it makes a cartoon noise. i will defend this moid until the day i die and when i say "not all moids" i mean this one and only this one in particular, this crazy boy, this silly rabbit.
No. 1390285
File: 1667004103014.png (289.63 KB, 500x500, Photo_Bakalavr.png)
Daniil Dankovsky from Pathologic looks just like Tina Fey
No. 1390670
File: 1667035243239.jpeg (185.39 KB, 750x899, B462C711-0925-47D7-A35D-1BE7BA…)
Its jacob two two
Two two
No. 1391755
File: 1667119401669.jpg (119.85 KB, 1044x587, tumblr_static_tumblr_static__f…)
when crave
No. 1394824
File: 1667333533568.jpeg (771.47 KB, 1170x707, C30E6627-2D85-49E5-99CB-FE585F…)
>dan nikky your Bobbie s
No. 1395354
File: 1667364730326.jpg (1.18 MB, 3024x3575, 1550113385420.jpg)
alright WHO FARTED
No. 1396136
File: 1667426055916.jpeg (37.68 KB, 828x576, FghGkzPX0AIuGiS.jpeg)
Mudkip liek borgor
No. 1396589
File: 1667472873060.png (564.68 KB, 960x9661, How-the-World-Responds-to-Snee…)
No. 1397290
File: 1667513630018.jpg (138.75 KB, 700x695, b3003689cec1a65db91ba2c13aae26…)
No. 1397480
File: 1667523135415.jpg (31.14 KB, 736x724, 630b47a8fa08dee73b54639277c13c…)
>>1396589That dope, noña, thank you for edumacating me
No. 1397504
File: 1667524132099.jpg (82.25 KB, 736x737, e048ce83ef6d1811aba2842ffe23c8…)
Can't believe it
No. 1398883
File: 1667652791245.png (1.69 MB, 1242x947, IMG_2973.png)
Is it just me or does naproxen or diclofenac work better than ibuprofen and paracetamol? WOOHOO I GOT MY PERIOD FINALLY, my ovaries aren't dead!
No. 1398929
File: 1667657851147.jpg (47.92 KB, 800x600, 36be87725c514d0dd3ff4dfcea09ae…)
IM WATCHING MIRACULOUS S5 AND IT'S SO CRINGE I HAVE TO PAUSE AND LISTEN TO DREAM'S SONG TO CALM DOWN I CANT DO IT ANYMORE BUT 13 YEARS OLD WANTS TO KNOW THE END OF THIS STUPID FUCKING SHOW I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
No. 1398949
File: 1667659318932.jpg (28.39 KB, 1000x1000, 41EpaP-SSkL._AC_UY1000_.jpg)
that's what the point of the mask is~
No. 1398969
>>1390435I think because it’s a translation from Russian so all the cultural shit and idioms and stuff like that sound like gibberish.
Try Pathologic 2 if you find the original too hard to get through. 2 is just a remake of the first one but you can only play as one character
No. 1399689
File: 1667712775430.jpg (99.26 KB, 716x1087, 3e502569017ad03b5838bb7bdddaa1…)
this is the ending he deserves.
No. 1399723
File: 1667716889937.jpg (5.08 KB, 200x251, images.jpg)
can someone hug me i spent too long in the tinfoil thread
No. 1400959
File: 1667799324458.jpg (19.74 KB, 320x320, 1662263183103.jpg)
bump
No. 1401875
File: 1667866677809.jpg (158.95 KB, 576x768, dab8d2e2e88d53e1e07087eca67870…)
What would be a good way to photoshop this cat?
No. 1402277
File: 1668026307494.jpg (69.3 KB, 750x750, her.jpg)
We live another day.
No. 1402564
File: 1668036271424.png (237.46 KB, 449x429, poppycat.png)
felt cute might pop off your jacket later, idk
No. 1402576
File: 1668036870766.jpg (77.37 KB, 736x1132, 885a9cf510af8a7d5fa7a767c7fbb2…)
Yellow is supreme and cozy.
No. 1402595
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check this out.
No. 1402616
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>>1402612say hello to his little friend
No. 1402625
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The Vengabus is coming
And everybody's jumping
New York to San Francisco
An intercity disco
No. 1402665
>>1402625We- like- to party-
we like- we like to party
No. 1402758
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have you started your Christmas shopping yet?? me neither
No. 1402762
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i love you bitches so hard
No. 1402772
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>>1402769me too bitch wtf
No. 1402781
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No. 1402788
>>1402772germany was hotter
also russia
No. 1402808
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>>1402801it's not a bowlcut! the hair is cut into layers and the bangs are parted
No. 1402970
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I didn’t realize this guy was from a music video. I thought he was just a silly little internet guy.
No. 1403074
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what if we could befriend reptiles
No. 1403357
File: 1668098941674.gif (3.01 MB, 650x713, 212804_0.gif)
I don't wanna be a Miner no more
I'm not a Miner, Lolcow just goes down a lot
But Lolcow still got what you're lookin' for
Uptown, baby, uptown
I don't wanna be a Miner no more
I'm not a Miner, Lolcow just goes down a lot
But you know Nonnies and Miners still down by law
Nonnita's, Mineritas
Nonnita's, Mineritas
Nonnita's, Mineritas
Nonnita's, Mineritas
Nonnita's, Mineritas
No. 1403809
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brain go absolutely brrr
No. 1403842
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Bump for porn
No. 1404337
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I need to think… Think! THINK!!!
No. 1405284
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i know picrel probably isn't real but i can't stop laughing
No. 1405308
>>1402970So give me coffee and TV, easilyyyy
Seen so much I’m going blind and I’m brain dead virtuallyyyyy
No. 1405342
File: 1668185077431.gif (1.78 MB, 270x188, sippin.gif)
sippin on some sizzurp
sip sip sip sippin on some sizzurpppp
Sip Sip Sip Sip
No. 1405356
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Still waiting for our Amazon package it's 5 weeks late what gives
No. 1406085
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This takes me back….started with nothing,and ended as a general in the imperial army,brought peace to Skyrim,although it wasn't easy. Jarl Ulfric a man I respected,a man I saw as a strong ally against the high elves….was blinded and warped by the very enemy we both had. They twisted him and tortured him until they made him believe the empire was to blame. I stood before him pleading to listen to reason but it was all for naught,I had no choice but to slay him then and there. The aftermath was long work but in the end I united skyrim,hell's I even Adopted two beautiful daughters,I had our home in whiterun the central hub of all trades in the land. There I'd teach them the value of a septum and what they could do with it. Our summer home was in solitude,where they would be able to run and play with the other children of the empire. I still hear their laughter to this day in my old age. A proud mother who hid a secret from them and everyone else. For I a decorated soldier of the empire promoted by tullius himself…was the thieves guild leader. Behind the scenes I'd raise the guild from nothing to it's former glory days. I'd personally help establish chapters of the guild all over the continent which helped benefit my hold on the realm and it's people to root out aldmeri dominion spies,I'd be running the guild from here in skyrim while balancing my life as military and mother. all the while lining my pockets with an endless wealth of gold,enough that I could buy influence where I didn't have it. I used it and my endless resources within the guild to move my position all the way to the top, But they would never know such a thing. I had a more important job that I knew i could not ignore,I had to take up my duties as dragonborn and I sought to eliminate the elven threat that plagued our lands and oppressed it's peoples once and for all. It wasn't easy,I spent many years travelling with my Dova kin from land to land. Showing the leaders that it's time to rise up and fight with us against the oppression of the aldmeri dominion,they were all stubborn at first but whose going to argue a dragon in human form that had the backing of many other larger dragons? After uniting the nation's of daggerfall my home, then hammerfell, Morrowind,cyrodil,and even the marshes,which was not easy by any stretch of the word. I was fortunate enough to have argonian natives act on my behalf as emissaries,but we got their allegiance. After all was said and done we took our first steps towards finally seeing the ending of the war. We sent our representatives to valenwood,from there they were offered peace or war. Of course they rejected and sent word to the summerset isles….but we were expecting that and intercepted their courier's. Then when the sun rose upon valenwood the bosmer had no chance,we had assassinated their night watch and before they had a chance to react we had swept over them and grabbed victory over them without much blood shed. But it helps when they saw my legion of dragons,they were easy to sway to our side and secure a terms of surrender. Next was the deserts of elsewhere. That battle…I don't like to remember,they had sworn to fight to the last kajhit, and so they did. I wanted to save our soldier's loves as I was advised that marching on them in the desert would almost be suicide. It was their home and they were molded by its harsh heat. So I devised a plan that I didn't wish to use but i was left with no real choice. It was then i decided to take a small battalion of four thousand men,stood outside of their main city keep, and called upon a Dova I met in the underworld of the soul carin. I called his name…"Durnehvir" the men stood and watched in horror and shock as he shouted to the city, and with his necromancy he called upon over fourty thousand undead soldiers,they wiped over their keeps like a plague killing all who resisted and fought back. All I want to say now is they are rebuilding and I hope to Talos that I never have to do it again. But now…now came the summerset isles. I took a fleet of redgaurd ships while I flew on the back of Ohdaving,the meeting was as I expected…tense. I offered them this last chance,surrender or face genocide. The stubborn stuck up elves chose war…and this is the part I had removed from the annuls of public history,for only a few will truly know how this went. The sky's had Ohdaving and several other dova raining dragon fire down upon the entire island. The ground forces led by myself and the generals who helped me take the rest of the continent, it had proved to be a massacre of which the mer had no chance of survivng….there aren't any high elves left. All of them are gone. Every man woman and child slain and sent to their afterlife. I was regarded as a hero,a legend. but now here I sit, empress,old,my daughters have grown up. My youngest Talia is a scholar bless her heart. My oldest Renne' is a soldier,and a damn good one at that. She commands most of the imperial forces and has seen little to no combat,mostly just resistance forced from the valenwood. I've done all I could have ever done,I United Tamirel and her peoples beneath a single sigil. The empire has risen to a golden age that I hope will last over a thousand years if not more,the people prosperous and happy,but as I stare out and watch the sun set beyond the horizon I feel my mortality catching up with me. I wonder….will this last? Will the peace I brought hold for generations? Or is it only held together because of fear? I'll never know,but I will always hold out hope that what I did I did for the good of the realm…for the good of Tamriel and her people. I think I'll make a trip to Skyrim…one last time,to climb the throat of the world one final time and see my brother parthernax again…I miss his wisdom. My lovely daughters if you are reading this then I have already passed,I only ask that you take me to the great land of Skyrim,take me home to those rolling hills of whiterun and lay me to rest upon the skyforge. Let my ashes blow into the wind and let my soul pass onto sovngarde,where my comrades await me. I am so proud of you two and i love you both,but I love you most of all….Tamriel.
No. 1406287
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yakuza 8 heat action
No. 1407036
File: 1668296397350.png (9.67 KB, 1125x92, heh.png)
Oh yeah? What're you gonna do about it?
Picks you up and puts you in this thread
No. 1407063
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what do these images have in common?
No. 1408204
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I'm not a fan of gay men either but this headline was extremely uncalled for.
No. 1408490
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Penis couture
No. 1408523
>>1408204idk, i had a rat that clearly liked depeche mode
>>1408490why's it circumsized
No. 1408847
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this meme is for lolcor farmers and lolcor farmers only
No. 1408969
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It's Hetalia yaoi.
No. 1408985
File: 1668437036679.png (14.94 KB, 492x215, albanianvirus.png)
No. 1409026
File: 1668443604487.png (174.14 KB, 371x388, Calipers and Tongs - The Sims …)
mfw mfw
No. 1409083
File: 1668450840684.jpg (138.85 KB, 1083x998, 1666565165865521.jpg)
I JUST CONFIRMED THE REASON MY FRIEND BLINKS SLOWLY LIKE A RETARD IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S IMITATING THE WAY CATS EXPRESS THEIR LOVE
FUUUUUUUCK I WANNA KILL MYSELF THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH CRINGEEEEE
No. 1410083
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Average heterosexual couple
No. 1410480
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>>1410083this could be us but you playing, nona
No. 1410564
File: 1668552778743.jpeg (57.04 KB, 503x503, E1B7868F-1C7C-4D6B-88A5-1319ED…)
>>1410123>>1410141The creepy one is supposed to be the human male equivalent tbh
>>1410480That already is us simple as
No. 1410622
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No. 1410664
>>1410631Regardless, I think that cat gif is a good allegory for women vs men. The one on the left is creepy and not glamorous. The one on the right is gorgeous and resigned to her fate, as are most women when they settle for mediocrity via dating and marriage. Linking the gif so you can understand
>>1410083Let me know if you need further explanation
No. 1410671
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>>1410664YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
No. 1410700
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>>1410631don't be mad anon, you can't control or predict farmers. Just lay back and let it happen
No. 1410727
>>1410717real talk
(yes i replying to myself)
No. 1411423
File: 1668629955023.jpg (113.18 KB, 1125x1109, m6wmoy2jnca21.jpg)
ONE THING
I DONT KNOW WHY
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO REMIND MYSELF HOW I
TRIED
SO
HARD
IN SPITE OF THE WAY YOU WERE MOCKIN ME
ACTIN LIKE I WAS PART OF YOUR PROPERTY
REMEMBERIN ALL THE TIMES YOU FOUGHT WITH ME
I'M SURPRISED WE GOT SO F
AR THINGS AREN'T THE WAY THEY WERE BEFORE
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE ME ANYMORE
NOT THAT YOU KNEW ME BACK THEN
BUT IT ALL COMES BACK TO ME IN
THE
END
YOU KEPT EVERYTHING INSIDE AND EVEN THOUGH I TRIED
IT ALL FELL APART
WHAT IT MEANT TO ME WILL EVENTUALLY BE A MEMORY OF A TIME I
TRIED SO
HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
AND IN THE END
IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER
I HAD TO FALL
TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END
IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER
ERRRRR
No. 1411451
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>>1411354I feel your pain. Get something like picrel and each key can be set to different key combinations etc.
No. 1411567
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Henlo everyone
No. 1411570
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lettucedog
No. 1411604
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No. 1411733
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YES I AM A SCRAPPLE MAN I THINK ILL HAVE ANOTHER CAN
No. 1412238
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"A Sagittarius born on December 19 walks an emotional tightrope but is fearless. They often seem to be the strong,fat and silent type. They need to make a contribution to society through their site or ideals. A commitment to personal goals marks them as success stories. Their talent may get them in the door, but it's their retarded ways that keeps them there."
Do they walk among us nonnies?
No. 1412277
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Evil dog in clown pants
No. 1412281
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No. 1412285
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SNIFF SNIFF COUGH AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH AUUAAAUUUUU
No. 1412654
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VEC REKAO SAM TE UPOZORIO ŽELIM VAS PERFIDNE MODSKE I VRAŽE DOMARE I JEBENO PRIVIDANJE ADMINISTORA UPOZORIO SAM TE DA CE SE NORMALNOST DA SE VRATIMO DA SE VEC KOJI SE VRAČI MFA DA BI BILO KOJI BILO DALJE. OVAJ PAKAO GDJE PADAJU JAKE APRILSKE KIŠE NEMOCNI SMO NEMA TEŠE I ŠTA RADITE NE RADITE NIŠTA NE RADITE NIŠTA NIŠTA NIJE URAĐENO JA SAM BIO OVDE I BILO JE TU NE VIDIO SAM NIŠTA UOPŠTE NIŠTA BESKORISAN SI BEZ SMISLA GORI SI OD ŠTO SI ČAK I NAJGORE POVREDIO SI NAS POVREDIO SI ME NE RAZUMEM DA JE DA BI DA BI DA BI DA SI TEKST JER NEMA NIŠTA OSIM TIŠINE I SAMO ŽELIM DA IDE KUCI I ŽELIM DA OPET SVE BUDE NORMALNO I SAMO SE OSECAM KAKO SE MOJ RUPA SVET PONIŠTAVA I VRACAM SE ČAK I NAKON SVEGA OVOG VREMENA MOLIM VAS MOLIM MOLIM MOLIM MOLIM MOLIM ASE MOLIM VAS MOLIM VAS MOLIM VAS MOLIM VAS MOLIM VAS MOLIM MOLIM MOLIM MOLIM MOLIM MOLIM MOLIM VIŠE POPRVI POČINJEM TE NONNI
No. 1412701
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No. 1412723
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>you guys are on a date at kfc
>you sit and eat together
>”wow thanks for buying me this meal”
>him in response
No. 1412758
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>>1412723After the date (Me on the right) (dbz porn don't ban me it's relevant to the discussion)
No. 1413249
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Would my crush be flattered if I did this
No. 1413598
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ok so there's this game called kingdom hearts and I'm not gonna get into all that but it has this emo dork named Riku in it. now Riku is just a young lad living on an island dreaming of a better life. unfortunately he isn't the main character so no1curr. now as you can see, this artist has taken this concept of a young man doomed to never be in the spotlight and made him impossibly swole.
No. 1413887
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No. 1414025
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No. 1416636
File: 1669053074425.jpg (47.01 KB, 500x502, 1612914302980.jpg)
concept: the human pet tumblr copypasta but it's lolcow's kpop dogboy