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No. 932594
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Previous Thread:
>>920554The Basics:
>Luna is a 28 year old “sober” heroin addict, scammer, liar, thief, and on/off “sex worker”>Claims to have overdosed 9 times>Begs people for money online to buy drugs under the guise of it being for food/medication/rent/necessities>Refuses to get a job or do anything productive besides make shitty art and write cringeworthy “poetry”>Has every self-diagnosed mental/physical illness under the sun; the most noteworthy illnesses include BPD and an elusive eating disorder>Started dating her (now) 45 year old “fiancé” Matthew (also known as Lurch) before she turned 18, calls him “daddy”; they’ve now been together for 8 years and he clearly has no intention of marrying her >Romanticises the hell out of her addiction but spergs on the internet about how vile it is to do so>Loves to share her grimy life with all and sundry, including awful photos of her (now dead) cats laying in filth and used needles, unwashed clothes, layers of dirt and mystery stains on every surface of her home, et cetera>Constantly buys cheap garbage on Amazon with her dad’s credit card while complaining about being pennilessHistorical Milk:
>Squandered a 50k dollar inheritance from her grandmother within the space of a year, claims it went on rent and bills when in reality she spent it on drugs and fuck knows what other useless shit>Claims her mother “stole” her inheritance money from her (she possibly used the inheritance to pay her mother’s rent and considers that “stealing”)>Exploited Roger (Lurch’s dying dad) by squatting in his apartment, stealing his belongings and leeching off his social security until he died. The gruesome twosome was soon evicted because they couldn’t pay rent>Luna and Lurch then move in with her ex-addict mother in her one-bedroom government poverty home, which ultimately drove Luna’s mother to relapse and go to inpatient>Ebil dad’s apartment caught on fire, Luna took the opportunity to garner more uwu points by spreading ashes on her faceCurrent Saga:
>living in a boarding house with lurch and pumpkin>has a new friend she goes to the methadone clinic with>"sober" but still inhales benzos like oxygen>publicly sharing her "lifting" hauls now>she vapes nowLATEST MILK:
>feeling herself with new patchy blonde hair >>927320, >>927686, >>927687, >>927700>rare full body shot showing her gunt >>927993>still doing "sex work" online >>928389>showing off her stealing non essential items including makeup and weight loss pills >>928651>rare mama tuna photo >>928704>more lifting from charity shops >>928719>tuna with some tunafish >>928762>wants to go on ozempic >>928785>she thinks she could be asexual >>928826>another full body shot >>928847>terrifying luna lurch pic drops >>929093>more longing for ozempic >>929819>new poem dropped >>929927>annoying story about almost getting caught stealing >>930054>new dirty gross rug >>930162, >>930172>anon calculates that shes showed off 1800 dollars of stolen goods by march >>930188>begins claim of "throwing out her back" >>931378>gets admitted to the ER >>931607>has to take all her piercings out for an MRI and looks loads better >>931610>alleges she could be paralyzed from the waist down >>931708>says she has some sort of infection in her spine >> 931712>she could be in the hospital for a month >>931867>got a biopsy and a CAT scan, awaiting more news of this saga >>932328, >>932412SOCIAL MEDIA:
https://www.instagram.com/heavenlybunnieshttps://angelhair1996.tumblr.com/ (inactive)
https://heavenlykittens.tumblr.com/https://www.twitter.com/offthebone1996https://twitter.com/bimbokitten96 [sw twitter]
https://twitter.com/mschumacher82 No. 932599
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Are those freckles or bruises or what?
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No. 932642
>>932625if you have to not only congratulate yourself for showering but also post it online, its because youre dirty all the time. dumb tub of lard lmao
also 0/10 thread pic wanted a collage of her retarded selfies with lurch and hospital stay
No. 932650
>>932633seriously, and who looks
better while in the hospital only showering once a week?! dis bitch.
No. 932666
What's with the threadpic? We usually get good ones for this cow, not this shit.
>>932621So as we expected, junkie problems.
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>>932676Learn to fucking imageboard.
No. 932684
>>932681I was just gonna quietly let them embarass themselves, but good job
nonny.
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No. 932758
>>932740Anon, that’s a stretch. I don’t want to defend this cow but she clearly means that when you go into rehab it’s for a set length of time that you know before you get there. She went to the ER thinking she “threw out” her back so clearly this admission with no definitive end date came as a shock to her.
>>932680Sounds like the PT evaluation was to make sure it’s safe to discharge her to her home so that combined with her biopsy finally getting down to pathology means she’ll likely be out pretty damn soon. The bacteria the biopsy cultures (and the antibiotics necessary for it) will determine how soon she’s discharged. I anticipate her bitching will increase exponentially the second they tell her she’s going home because hospitals take for fucking ever to get all the discharge shit in order. Like, it’s not unusual for someone to come in early in the morning and tell you that you get to go home that day and but you can’t actually leave until mid afternoon until all paperwork and whatever the fuck else is completed. She’s going to act like she’s being hate crimed and I’m ready for it.
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No. 932888
>>932883Judging from the food she had piled up next to her bed in the last thread (even though she claims to be starving)
>>932224 and the fact that she's been sitting on her ass for almost 3 weeks, unable to waddle around and shoplift… I can almost guarantee she hasn't lost any weight kek
No. 932892
>>932887 I had nothing better to do and went back to count how many times he's visited.
Twice that she has taken pictures of, once when she implied he brought her the hairbrush/stuffed animals/skincare. And she said he would visit her today.
Also worth noting she said he would visit her on the 3rd, but there was no proof and she whined about being lonely after that.
I'll take a ban for the autism, but we only know for sure that he visited her… Maybe 3 times. Such loving fiance.
(Had to repost because I realized I left out the part about her grimy ass stuffed animals and makeup)
No. 932894
>>932888tbh she’s probably not much more sedentary than usual but if she’s eating mostly hospital food, no matter how shitty it is, it has to be better than her diet of candy, fruit punch, entire tubs of ice cream, sugar “coffee” drinks, and processed convenience store garbage. she’s still unbelievably massive, but I could see her losing a few lbs there.
also I’m not buying that she still has no idea what’s going on. I think it’s something too embarrassing to post.
hopefully AIDS(alog) No. 932909
>>932899Kek I didn't notice the nurse. She heard there was going to be a cow on parade and had to catch a glimpse, maybe.
Could she have hep c? It's funny lurch is never there. He clearly doesn't care much about her, and that should be a wake-up call to her, but it won't be.
No. 932923
So, tuna might be there under HRRP. Basically means "we think you will have poor follow through and will be readmitted, to save costs and fines, it is cheaper to keep you here till your septic ass is clear."
Not saying she isn't ill, obviously she is in a hospital. But she's on public aid, and the u.s. govt/NY does not offer full paybacks to the facility like private pay and insurance does. So the hopsital isn't too invested in her.
Also, her WELL recorded behaviors while there. She's fine to be putting on make up, take more selfies than we have seen in months, AND even walk unassisted. All cognizant while this is happening.
She's just the product of gobbling up pills, eating shit and walking 2000 steps a week. Bout damn time her body protests, we've all seen her one eye try to run away.
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God this behaviour is so pathetic, especially at her big age
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No. 932967
>>932949Then sleep on the floor. Ungrateful bitch.
>>932896I had a feeling she is making porn in the hospital, maybe for a request like when she phoned her dad while filming.
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>>933045That nurse is my hero.
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She has a kidney infection from being dirty.
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>>933045HA! I knew her stench and behavior was gonna bother a nurse or something. she brought her shitty druggie lifestyle into the hospital and she thinks no one would notice or say anything?
if this fat tub of lard is so thin skinned then take a fucking shower.
No. 933054
>>933051Also for people that take a lot of opiates. They get constipation and bacteria collects in their colon from the super shits that forms there. Since tuna lives on opiates, carbs, sugar, and no dietary fibers.. yeah shes got
toxic sludge in her ass.
No. 933057
>>933045this is probably the first time in her life (or recent years at least) where someone has commented about how smelly/gross she is. her followers constantly fuel her ego with pity and compliments, plus she doesn't seem to have any friends or people that she hangs out with regularly so hearing "damn bitch you live like this?" must've shattered her sadbbydoll delusions. also, haven't we seen her wear a hospital gown? can she not just ask for one of those or do they not have them in 6XL?
she really tells on herself, not just by admitting how filthy she is but also how self centred she is. the day she arrived at the hospital she said someone in the room/bed next to her was "literally dying" and had to be spoonfed by nurses as if it's meant to make people feel bad for her and not the person that's in her words, literally dying. the hospital saga has really brought out how much of a cluster b bitch she is when everything she complains about can be summed up with her being unable to understand that she's not the only person in that hospital that needs help and being mad she's not being treated like she's seconds from death.
i know i'm ranting but i've been lurking silently since she got there and like another anon mentioned this is the most exciting thing to happen in her recent life. like how she did an arts and crafts paper cut out of her diagnoses and hospital bracelets, constantly posting whenever she was in group therapy and outpatient, it seems like it's been a lifelong dream of hers to lay in a hospital bed with an IV and hospital bracelet while posting ~aesthetic~ selfies all day. it doesn't seem uncommon for her to skip a day of posting on insta and/or her snap story but since she got there it's been nonstop. like when she was getting her cat scan she felt the need to post about it 3-4 times
in a row because she thinks no one heard her the first time. i know some are saying that there seriously might be something wrong with her but if there was i really doubt they'd keep her there for 3 weeks, especially if it's something as severe as a kidney or spinal infection but i may be wrong. at this point i can't tell whether i can't wait for this to be over or if i want it to keep going because this is the most entertaining she's been in ages.
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not a single tweet about luna or her being in the hospital, but he's tweeting constantly the last few days about basketball and baseball. seems like someones having fun without tuna around. also kek at him being against trump all of a sudden i thought he loved him. yknow being a real estate mogul family just like him and rodger.
No. 933066
>>933045A lot of words to say "I'm a
victim"
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Lol
No. 933113
>>933101nona how did you find this account!!!??
>>933103he just turned 45 lol
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Why did she get a mother's day flower?
No. 933125
>>933065Not defending Trump, BUT: Lurch is offended about “people getting killed”, but HE was dealing fentanyl? And he’s calling someone else fat?
No wonder Tuna has zero self awareness, kek!
No. 933128
>>933118Pot, meet kettle
You are uglier and fat than Tuna, why did you think we would like seeing your face?
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No. 933168
>>933044She should listen to her fucking doctors instead of begging for opiates. She needed a sample from her spine for a culture of the bacteria. You take these cultures and expose it to different antibiotics. Whatever antibiotic reacts to infection is the one they switch you on. While they're doing all this work, they put you on all-purpose antibiotic or one they think might be effective. Her fatass is laying on her bed not washing despite being physically able to, pretending to be a delicate flower with nurses too tired for her bullshit while physicians are making sure she doesn't die from her disgusting habits. All she can say is "wrong bacteria!" Medical science isn't magic. I wanna alog.
>>933119Allllmost, anon.
>>933155 No. 933176
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>>933158Yeah true. I forgot he gets his methadone in the Bronx. Yet she's in a hospital "too far away" for him to get to kek.
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Grandpa tuna what?! I've never heard about a Grandpa.
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No. 933233
>>933197Serious question - can’t she just check herself out against medical advice if it’s
that bad?
No. 933438
>>933355that would’ve been her biggest
(read: only) contribution to society yet
>>933428ewwww both of their hands look like pig’s feet
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Sad she can’t take benzodiazepines in peace I guess
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No. 933701
>>933600I didn't say it was schocking, I just thought it was funny because it could be a sign she's smoking indoors in her shared room which is a dick move
>>933655She probably busted all her other veins that the thumb is all thatd' left kek
No. 933729
>>933661Now you've got me imagining tuna with a stylus in her mouth, pecking at her phone kek.
>>933725Absolutely she is smoking or vaping and blowing it under the sheet. Probably blaming it on all the stress of her roommate loudly dying and interrupting her beauty sleep.
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No. 933784
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So she has to stay there because she's a junkie. As already thought
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>>933784The doctors wanted her out of there then met Lurch and said fuck it, we aren't sending homecare to these people.
Zero surprise about the cause or how bad it got.
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No. 933849
>>933847she’s been in the hospital for like ten or twelve days, which is probably the longest she hasn’t popped benzos in years
unintended detox
No. 933861
>>933847I commented this a while ago, but deleted it because Lurch probably gives here some when he visits.
>>933849Shes been there for a whole month now.
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No. 933916
>>933784Wait is she saying she hasn't walked for a month? She's going to screw herself and make recovery really hard, I remember the nurse commented on how she could walk but she wouldn't.
Also this is like free fat camp for her, she'll be thinner than she's been in ages after two months in hospital.
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No. 933930
>>933844Why is it so hard for some anons to be honest about tuna and who she is.
She won't get sober because she can't - she literally made this her whole life. She's not clean now, just cleaner. Lurch is an enabler for her but if he disappeared, she'd replace him and keep on doing this.
No. 933963
>>933948she’s absolutely terrible, but he’s even worse
if she’s 100% unhappy, I want him to be 105% unhappy
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No. 934012
>>933936She's BPD right? Honestly surprised his lack of interest hasn't
triggered some kind of tantrum yet.
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>>934043same selfie on Instagram but with a caption
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A glimmer of sobriety?
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No. 934107
>>934081I'm wondering the same. It would fit her form.
>>934106cripplepunk for life
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No. 934114
>>934106>>934110>>934111kek the way she pulled her sleeve out of the way to make sure the iv is showing. this is her new tattoo.
she can’t stop posting for asspats and sympathy but i only feel sorry for her hospital roommate and nurses tbh.
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>>934111Literally upset because the nurse who called her out kindly on being a filthy stinky lazy lard ass is her nurse again tonight. Literally stinking up the hospital room in her clothing that's never been washed and has the audacity to be "crying" because she doesn't like her big meanie nurse tonight. So fucking pathetic.
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No. 934128
>>934081Not really. She's off heroin for periods all the time and when she goes back on she doesn't o.d.
also what does an "o.d arc" look like in your opinion? She dies and then….? Or she doesn't die and says "I o.d'd but Matthew narcanned me" which she has done in the past. That's not a milk generator.
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No. 934152
>>934117Aileen is the RN (Registered Nurse) for Luna.
Aileen girl. We know nurses go through tons of shit including dealing dirty junkies and never get appreciated for their work. God bless you.
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God she is so pathetic kek
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>>934002Comments from her post, apparently lurch is visiting and bringing her fast food
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She posted this yesterday and looks like she deleted it already. Wonder why. Any "pain" she has is probably because she just sits in bed like a beached whale.
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No. 934238
>>934178>most likely stuck with chronic pain after thisI see she's already trying to set up for more painkiller abuse in the future.
>>934205>>934209Crazy how much better she looks while still stinky and rotting in a hospital bed.
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No. 934255
>>934253This isn't a five star hotel you entitled bint
>>934254Good for him he's finally detaching himself from Looney Tunes and her shit
No. 934278
>>934254It's because you were only expecting attention and handouts. Grow up bitch. You've been exploiting your dad your whole adult life. Leave him alone. If he "scares" you when you talk to him, THEN DONT TALK TO HIM!? Your shit stories don't even make sense kek
>>934253Why does she always have some story about a "screaming scary crazy person". Sounds fake at this point.
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>>934302kek it really sounds like he’s trying to convince whoever he’s texting that
he is the one who’s hospitalized. no doubt setting up a grift. also
>>934301 the shoe on the bed REEEEEEE
>>934254is this the same dad you called high out of your mind lying that you want to get clean
while you were masturbating, luna? the same dad who pays your phone bill so you can continue talking shit about him on the internet when he won’t hand over his credit card for another amazon shopping spree?
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No. 934355
>>934333>not trying to wknta but fr, ~poor tuba must be so mentawwy exhawasted uwu~? she's a vaguely humanoid shaped sack of sentient lard who has stolen items from the graves of children,
and will never change. she has no humanity. and we're supposed to give a shit about her comfort because…? she has zero compassion for this poor elderly woman, who i get is likely annoying asf, but damn. she's done nothing but bitch on sm about her. if she had even 2 braincells she'd at least be performatively compassionate so she didn't look like a total ass. and maybe the old woman does have dementia, which would be beyond her control, unlike the spinal infection tuba garnered from the miserable lifestyle she chooses. your "demented hag" comment indicates to me you have about the same level of empathy as big ole tubs, which is sadly on par with a moid's. i don't wanna cry fakeboi but…seriously tho what kind of shithole hospital were you in where the bathroom didn't have a real door kek? what? i'm so curious. was it a hospital for humans or a veterinary clinic? i've been in the hospital with a difficult roomie as well, and i imagine being kind to the nurses helped a lot in getting a room transfer (which took a few days) when i politely reported disruptive things done by my mentally ill roomie. were you also an ungrateful dick to your nurses?…after transfer i still had a roommate bc uh, yup, being in the hospital is often public unless you're wealthy kek, welcome to society. doctors and nurses come in, you're brought food, people visit. my protip is pretend to be asleep if someone comes and you don't want to talk, if they need to they'll wake you (tho with all due respect my experience might be different; i wasn't there as a consequence of being a literal filthy junkie). calling that mentally draining is so fucking retarded, i hope you never have to really suffer kek.
TL;DR your opinion is incorrect and too forgiving of the wrong person
>>934317healthy weird position for someone with a spinal infection to lay in i'm sure. she's really too dumb to exist, maybe the "babysitter" is there for her kek. take a lap around the room instead of angling your pillsbury pelvis to pretend to have a waist! we need more rare photos of her standing.
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>>934366She's still obese, but she's clearly less obese than she was a month ago.
No. 934378
>>934376it's not like she was eating multiple big macs a day beforehand
despite looking like it, i doubt her caloric intake is much lower now than it was before she came in. plus she always has food or food bags/wrappers on her side table in all her selfies, i doubt she's only eating the 3 meals a day they give her.
No. 934388
>>934302this is fucking gold. the way tuna just loves this guy is retardedly pathetic. like its sooo painfully obvious hes tired of the beached whale to everyone but her
>>934332you never respect junkies. they don't even respect eachother kek
>>934355>she's a vaguely humanoid shaped sack of sentient lard who has stolen items from the graves of childrenthis took me out anon. you have a way with words.
No. 934407
>>934378I think the biggest (kek) thing that
might contribute to weight loss is the fact that she isn't eating entire bags of candy every day. You're right she wasn't slamming back burgers, but she eats calorically dense garbage. Ice cream and cakes and those nasty fucking creme savers. Outside of whatever infection she has, her body probably feels the best it has in a decade because she's not living off sugar, even if it is just being replaced by shitty hospital food.
No. 934411
>>934303>A friend of mine gave him a set of nailsLurch hanging around all her female friends without her again… Weird how he does that every time she's not able to check on him. And she's too self centered to work it out as long as she gets free shit.
>>934366Still here and she's losing weight kek.
Shes lost like 20lbs in hospital. That doesn't magically make her skinny but it is rapid weight loss. She's gone from like 370lbs to 350lbs. Not a skinny queen but it doesn't chap my ass admitting that a fat junkie is slightly less fat than she was 2 months ago.
The fact she's even taking body pics says she's lost weight. She's been avoiding her thirst trap poses for a while. She's feeling herself because she lost weight.
No. 934413
>>934407Samefagging, but this anon is right.
Calories in, calories out. Luna is nearly 6ft tall and would have to have the calorific intake of a fucking NFL linebacker to get as big as she did. Just because she's physically eating more food at hospital doesnt mean she's eating more calories.
Luna eats fucking whipped cream from the can and locks herself in the bathroom with a gallon of ice cream. She didn't magically become obese by eating nothing but being lazy.
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>>934367She literally has the largest arm circumference option for that brand of blood pressure cuffs. The only thing that is larger, is the one for taking readings on thighs.
They will not use these unless the normal adult cuffs get incorrect readings… that should tell you everything about her size.
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Decided to check on lurch’s Twitter likes and I wonder what Luna would think of him liking ethot pictures while she’s in the hospital
No. 934453
>>934448>>934447don't get too overzealous, she said
>someone on here sent me thismeaning someone on the internet sent it to her, like in the mail. she's obviously been ebegging in the dms.
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>>934446Kek he's so gross
(spoiler this) No. 934536
>>934495its so adorable how anons here have no idea how junkies are.
>>934529why is that youre first thought?
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looking w i d e
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No. 934587
>>934579that doesn’t make it good
>>934529she would need to have worked about four years in order to qualify at this age and this fat lazy leech has never even worked four days
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I know tuna will act like shit like this is "no big deal lolz". But how gross. This is how your man acts publicly? Imagine how he acts otherwise and behind her back. And it's pathetic she keeps lying to herself about how "great" he is, pretending he gives a shit.
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>>934592KEK that woman looks like Zinnia Wormwood.
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No. 934632
>>934627bitch is in an air-conditioned hospital.
her hungry hungry vag is gobbling up the fabric of those shorts.