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No. 116934
- Not a weeb. Idk how you girls even begin to tolerate male weebs as friends, let alone bfs or husbands. I unironically want to throw them firing squad fiestas. 98% of them are pedophiles and/or disgusting slimeballs that should be exiled. Plus like, all anime girls have child faces, so even the shit that isn't the most fucked is still pretty fucked in principle, at the least.
- Very sweet and compassionate, and this sweetness translates to all parts of life, not just having sex. So, like, even politically, he is compassionate and empathetic and very unlike the many lying-ass liars that claim to be "so nice that I get walked all over :(", but then you find out that they're katana wielding libertarians and you can't escape their company soon enough.
- Grew up poor/definitely doesn't come from a family with any money at all. Men that grow up with money are extra unnecessarily empowered and it "allows" them to be extra shitty. Plus I grew up a poorfag and honestly, I think it teaches you a lot to grow up without. I don't relate well to men who have had financial stability. They already take enough for granted even without the financial empowerment.
- Is a tiny waif that you could maybe break in half. Obviously if you insist on getting involved with a guy, they should be physically weak and unintimidating, both physically and emotionally/mentally. Strong guys are for squares and gay men.
- Is a practical doormat when it comes to dating you (not necessarily in other parts of his life, though I'm partial to a guy that needs to be protected a bit). Men are hardly worth getting involved with and are raised to be emotional vampires, so I think if they're worth anything, they'll understand that you're taking a major risk, and they should yield to you, and ideally, be happy to do so, because we're perfectly happy without them anyhow, and honestly, the minute they start their self-obsessed bellyaching, my attraction to them goes completely dead. I really just want to be with a guy that will do whatever I want because he's very cognizant of the fact that any involvement with men is risky to us on multiple levels and can't be compared to 0 risk women pose to men.
- Doesn't place high priority on working, career, or money. These people tend to be boring sociopaths, especially if they're men.
- Isn't judgmental
- Doesn't use porn/doesn't want to use porn in a relationship/definitely doesn't have the desire to rape/doesn't watch rape shit
- Is generally wholesome and sexually vanilla
- Isn't involved in gaming culture/isn't obsessed with gaming, and that can probably extend to internet culture too. Men are too retarded to be in possession of any technology, really. They should acknowledge this and be willing to give it up whatever technology you request, if they care about you, honestly. I'd be willing to give them a tamagotchi if they're good. This can totally extend to a guy that's willing to go off the grid with you, almost, like, be a complete hermit with you, beyond you guys having the technology that makes life more comfortable (plumbing, electric, etc).
- Doesn't really want to be around anyone but you. I feel this way and I have a hard time keeping and maintaining friends. It's a lot of work and I'm tired all of the time anyways. I would like someone that has perspective on our relationship and the time we spend together, knowing it can be taken from us at any time. I don't really enjoy having more than like, one friend at a time, if any, so someone similar to myself is good.
Idk, you guys will probably shit on me for this but w/e.
No. 116937
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>Intelligent:
Well-read in a variety of subjects, always eager to learn, enjoys teaching.
>Playful sense of humor:
We can laugh and be silly together.
>Motivated:
He knows what he wants in life and has clear goals, a vision of the future.
>Supportive:
We are partners. He wants to see me succeed, because my success is vital to our future vision. He is supportive of healthy choices and calmly steers me away from my destructive nature when needed.
>Open-minded:
He lets me support him too, even if that support is uncomfortable at times. He loves trying new things and is not afraid to break the mold. He will encourage me to do so too, because I am.
>Partnership:
Ultimately, the most important aspect is partnership. We are equals working together to achieve common goals. We honor the partnership, honor ourselves and each other.
I got everything I wanted in mine and more. I am very, very grateful.
No. 116941
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Well, there are few traits I seek, but I wouldn't say all of them are required
>isn't mentally ill
I don't mind aspergers, but BPD, schizophrenia, etc. are all out of question. I also honestly wouldn't consider someone who is severely depressed to be "ideal"
>not an emotional vampire, but doesn't mind opening up
I am more than happy to support someone else emotionally, but I expect to receive the same treatment and attention from them.
>we share some interests
Obviously, our interests don't need to be exactly the same, but it's good to have a starting point. I'm into literature, anime, manga, visual novels, rpgs, languages, basketball, so it would be nice if he also liked some of those things
>he is shorter or the same height as me
Short boys are CUTE. CUTE. Hnngg.
>grooms himself
Showers, shaves, puts on skin care, washes his hair regularly, etc.
>not a man slut
>black hair&pale skin combination
>isn't addicted to porn
>vanilla or switch
No. 116942
>>116934you posted a lot of shit you don't want, not much that you do.
also you sound like the weeb neckbeard pedos in your first post.
No. 116954
>>116947meant the first part of your post.
wanting a weak doormat who has no friends is a huge red flag, anon.
No. 116957
- short, between 5’5 and 5’10. I’m 5’5 myself and love someone’s who close to my height, so much easily to kiss n cuddle them.
- not super skinny, broad shoulders, a dad bod with muscle underneath is the ideal. I love a bit of a belly on a man, not a true gut though!
- smart, but not necessarily smarter than me kek. smart in typical “man” stuff is important to me, like cars.. because I’m clueless and want someone to help me. but book smarts don’t matter as much as long as they don’t mind listening to me.
- kind, caring, supportive, motivated! without sounding like a tradthot, I’d love a man who makes enough to financially cover us both but if that’s not possible, someone who will be there to help me achieve my career goals.
- animal lover, likes kids but doesn’t want them.
- dorky. I play video games and watch anime, so someone who won’t judge me for that is great. But I don’t want a guy who also watched anime (been there, done that, it was horrible). Bonus points if we play similar games!
- isn’t a slob. I’m not super neat myself so two slobs in one house would be horrible. Need some sort of balance.
No. 116959
>>116937Wholesome af not a single thing sexual or appearance wise
Congrats on finding your special person
No. 116963
Minimally:
>Kind, endearing, empathetic. Wears emotions openly, but maturely. Can show anger without placing blame or resorting to violence and/or yelling.
>Respectful of nature and the things around him, including himself. Doesn't guzzle himself booze, drugs, tattoos, or overuse general profanities. Doesn't share ill-will towards other people, such as commenting on stranger's weight all the time or looking down on retail employees.
>Good health. Doesn't have mental illness (sorry, dated a ton; done with it).
>Willing to go out and try new things; not afraid of the outdoors. I love hiking, camping, surfing, skating, etc. I really want to try hand gliding.
>Knows how to manage finances, and can provide for himself; isn't a materialist. I'm a minimalist and feel our lifestyles would be incompatible since I want to live in a very small space and save up as much money as possible for new experiences.
>Goal is marriage; sees me as his life's partner and the one to help mutually fulfill his needs with. Cares about my emotions and sexual satisfaction as I do his. (ie doesn't have anime/porn level expectations; doesn't compare me to other women, isn't repulsed by body hair/acne/cellulite and other things that are normal in moderate levels)
>A strong sense of responsibility and work ethic: cares for our children (if we decide to have them), helps with chores and home maintenance, never lets finances shift too much one way or the other. We both contribute.
>Willing to experiment in bed; lets me be the big spoon
>Doesn't hate my music (I listen to metal on full blast a lot and play drums/guitar; I imagine it'd get annoying if he didn't tolerate it)
Ideally:
>Has a well paid job and/or education
>Incredibly intelligent and likes having frequent debates and discussion, but doesn't take disagreement personally
>Likes board games and sports
Physical Bonus:
>He has those gorgeous honey brown eyes that go orange in the light and those really cute folds at the corders of the eyelids that made them narrow and match his scrunched up nose when he smiles
>Bear mode. Stocky boys with strong arms and a beer belly are the cutest thing ahhhhhh DEATH BY SNU SNU
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- is smarter than me. has a lot of unique interests/hobbies and can teach me new things
- independent/not clingy. does not need constant reassurance, and affection. is emotionally mature and can communicate thoughts and feelings like an adult. can relate on emotional level. 1 or 2 mental illnesses in common. edgy but pure
- taller than me. skinny lanklet
- decent fashion sense.
- loves cats and animals
- is into internet culture and memes so not a normie
- traditional values. wants a family someday but isn't in any rush. virgin. thinks casual sex is haram
- very open minded and open to new ideas and things!
sexually vanilla or submissive but doesn't know it
- introverted, shy, silly or quirky, romantic
- reserved but opens up with time. soft and squishy on the inside
- someone i can respect and look up to
No. 116972
>>116970What the heck my description is gone.
Anyway, I like guys who look pretty masculine but still have a boyish charm, pic related is the perfect example.
I don't have really specific reqirements, other than him being taller than me.
Someone who is similar enough to me that we get along, but different enough so that I'm not just dating myself lol
No. 116991
>>116985It's not unreasonable. I don't feel comfortable with men that are especially physically imposing and I don't think highlighting strength differences is attractive, like, even on a visceral level. It's not even about insecurity, it's about the fact that a lot of women are literally sleeping with the enemy and they don't even know it until it's too late. Look at the dv stats or how they seek to financially and emotionally ruin women on a daily basis. Tiny men are prettier anyhow. My dad has always been physically
abusive towards me, so I don't like men having the satisfaction on even a subconscious level, of like, being able to relish in an exaggerated size discrepancy between us and know the power is extra tipped in their favor, physiologically, let alone mentally. I probably won't get involved with any guy though.
No. 117005
>>116996Anon just wants a non-threatening guy, her dad was
abusive so it's understandable. Fuck off yourself. I have empathy for people like this.
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>Doesn't need me to be his new mommy, he's a grown man who can handle his shit.
>Not afraid to stand up for himself, but in a calm and flexible way. Good tempered, rarely lose his cool.
>Loves and respect women as a whole. He must have a good respectful relationship with his mom / granny / aunts (granted they're not abusive bitches).
>Not a virgin, not a manwhore, someone who's had enough experience to know what he likes and want in a relationship.
>Must be able to talk about his feelings and emotions like a well balanced adult. (Not afraid to cry, admit he's stressed out, afraid…)
>Doesn't struggle with jealousy.
>Prefer doing outdoors activities.
>Masculine with boyish charms. Takes good care of his appearance.
>Doesn't use porn.
>Bonus point if he as a decently sized dick.
I find kindness and softness irresistible in a masculine man.
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>around 180 cm but not that important, as long as he's taller than me (165)
>athletic and fit but not super muscular or shredded, a bit of chub on top of muscle is my fave
>into sports, will watch/play my favorite sports with me (or is willing to let me teach him)
>strong and masculine, but in a chivalrous way, not toxic or insecure
>has lots of hobbies and interests we can talk about, intelligent and well-read, open-minded
>plays video games casually, always down to play mariokart or smash with me
>good hygiene, capable of dressing well and wearing clothes that fit
>not a total normie but not corrupted by degenerate shit
>doesn't watch porn, doesn't follow camgirls/ig thots, or have any gross fetishes, has absolutely no interest in anal
>loves his mom, and his family in general, ideally he'd have a chill and friendly family that I can enjoy hanging out with
>gets along with my family, is open to our culture (we're immigrants) and would never make retarded jokes about my ethnicity
>loves kids and animals
>well mannered, gentlemanly, has respect for others and is empathetic and kind
>good temper, doesn't flip out or yell, capable of having mature discussions without turning everything into an argument
>romantic, sweet and gentle, will always comfort me when I cry (which is often lol), loves to cuddle
>bonus points for being bilingual and/or having a qt accent, I fucking melt for cute guys with accents
This just made me depressed thinking how lonely I am. I really hope I can find a good sweet guy to marry, so jealous of you lucky anons with great bfs and husbands.
No. 117012
>>116996Honestly I kind of see where she's coming from and while she's too cautious, I think it's better than not being cautious at all.
A lot of women pick men who will mentally and physically abuse them and take advantage of them. A lot of guys also tend to be sexually predatory. Men who are aware of that inherent risk are really rare.
I knew my bf was a keeper when he at the beginning let me initiate physical contact in our relationship, even small things like holding hands and such (he straight up told me, he was so happy I initiated because he wanted me to be as comfortable as possible, and he didn't want to push me into anything). Imo I think more guys should act like that but they're always pushed into the "bE a dOmInAnT alPhA" brainwashing bullshit and certain types of low self-esteem women validate them and then they think it's ok to act that way around all women.
No. 117015
>>116934Anon I actually
really like this and have a very similar taste. Sorry to see other anons are shitting on you for no reason.
>tfw no sweet, kind, empathetic bf No. 117019
>Not on the right wing politically, but intelligent enought not to go all the way down the left wing
>Can distinguish between porn and real life, I really like sex and talking freely about it is a must. Been on a relationship with a man who didn't watch porn and never expressed "dirty desires". It was so bad and sex so boring I ended up distancing myself.
>Not into ethots
>Likes nerd stuff (sorry, I can't figure dating someone with no interest in most nerd culture)
>Mutual support is mandatory
>Talks sincerely and openly about himself, his feelings and his believes
>Open to confront but believes enought in his opinion not to be amoeba
>Has strong personality enought to keep head to me in arguments (and eventually wakes me up from mental torpor, to say)
>Someone with whom I can laught my heart off and feel free
>Doesn't drains me emotionally
>Passionate about whatever he does. I find this very wholesome and inspirational
>Mutual learning about anything in life
>Kind, loves animals, blahblahblah you know the goes.
>Not afraid of letting go to tenderness and softness
>Eager to grow together and learn from each other mistakes with no fear
>Phisically, not too tall (wouldn't go beyond 185cm), slender figure, let's say skinny to average with a bit of fat
>Black hair, beard, men with glasses is a kink of mine
I can't believe I've found a companion such as my boyfriend, totally the man I see married to in the future. He's more than a boyfriend and a lover to me, I learned so much from him and I can see it was the same for him. Wouldn't change a single thing
No. 117024
>>116934how dare you take away from men all the things that make them men. you're such a misandrist, anon! /s
i so want a non-threatening guy, too. one where if i say something stupid or make a mistake he wouldn't make a thing out of it, also
>is overwhelmingly positive>humorous, fun to be around>has similar hobbies to an extent>same race>drug free>not a porn watcher>virgin>doesn't want kids>is me-sexual, never had an attraction to anyone else before No. 117029
>>117027>>117024>never had an attraction to anyone else beforeThere's a difference between attraction and like, a full-out relationship. The former is absolutely impossible to get away from. You gonna get mad when he talks jokingly about his elementary school crush?
Wanting someone who's never been in a relationship is one thing, wanting what anon mentioned is just flat out psychotic.
No. 117032
>>117029Will probably
trigger anons to say this but you could get a demisexual guy who isn't sexually attracted unless he's in a relationship and you might be his first.
No. 117037
>>117025to him I would be :)
>>117029that's why it would be ideal, because everything in reality is bullshit. it would make me so happy to know i was special to my guy and i was the only one. how is this one specific want important to nitpick out of the (even more unrealistic) ideals i listed
No. 117050
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I always find myself being attracted to a certain type of guys:
>confident
>gives me attention even when he has friends around like, he doesn't need to talk to me but he does
>doesn't see me ONLY as a potential fuck
>still talks to me even after discovering my cringey and awkward side
Met a few guys like that, but I got my dreams shattered because of a few things, so I guess I should add:
>is a genuine feminist and doesn't see women as walking chunks of meat
>respectful
>responsible
>not a depressed mess
No. 117067
>>116934I never thought I'd read about anyone who wants these things. I always knew I was like, different in life but I'm glad to see this
I've always been the overly-attached and clingy type that gets way too loyal. I never understood it. I've never really liked any girls before but I've always wanted to be married and together 25/8. The whole me-sexual thing is so accurate, I completely lose the whole sex drive for people that aren't my partner. So much anime is just about japan's underdeveloped population and attraction to cute instead of what is normally sexually stimulating. I've always been a giant sweetheart and insanely compassionate. I grew up most of my life with like roaches and rats eating at me in the middle of the night and having to find food from food banks, I've even been homeless twice. I'm a huge doormat, I love it when I don't have to initiate anything and can just be co-pilot to someone else.
Even with the porn and sex thing, I hate any sort of sexual stimulation that isn't an s/o.
I've always hated money, I remember crying as a child when my parent told me about what it was. It's always been something I've wanted to be completely absorbed by someone and have zero distractions, the whole hermits-together things is so amazing. I have no problem spending 11 hours at a time just sitting with someone, not even talking.
I am the same way with friends and relationships, I need to do one thing at a time, and want someone very similar to myself. I have no problem with just one single person for the rest of my life.
I don't think you're crazy anon. or maybe both of us are just crazy, idk.
No. 117092
>>117089It really doesn't, seeing as how men aren't the ones that have to cope with being made to feel inescapable sexually and romantically disposable from the cradle to the grave. Of course feeling special to the guy you love, in terms of sexual attraction, is something that some women would really want considering most men we interact with have been so hypnotized by porn that they want us to re-enact increasingly disgusting and/or dangerous things with them and are literally addicted to porn. This "you're just like an incel" thing is so unimaginably ignorant of larger context. It's really dumb.
And more importantly, the main distinction is that incels refuse to accept anything else but their fantasy and actually hate women who don't fit their fantasy. Their fantasies completely inform their real life standards. That's literally the opposite here. Try again.
No. 117103
>>117086It's not "attractive" but it's healthy. Unless your boyfriend is like, 16 (which I hope he isn't, pedo-chan), it is literally unhealthy and abnormal to not ever be attracted to people.
Anyway my ideal bf :
* An understanding of art. Someone who dislikes modern and contemporay art (or worse: thinks they're the same) is an absolute no-go.
* Had past experiences with mental health issues or drugs but is seriously over it and healthy and free of (serious) addiction.
* Not rendered brain-dead by porn.
* Ideally tall lanklet but any type of not fat and not Mr. Muscle Man, tall-ish body type will do.
* Empathic and with a kind soul. Can be selfless. It reflects in his political opinions.
* Slightly prententious/arrogant but not mean.
* Not a virgin. Decent in bed with our common complicity making him even better in bed.
* Not necessarily a loud feminist but any type of mysoginy is an absolute deal braker.
* Is absolutely attracted to me and loves me. Considers me as a whole-ass person and not some manic pixie dream girl fantasy.
* Funny, not funnier than me but appreciates my personal humour.
* Likes to read, is creative, intellectual, knows what's happening the world right now.
* A minimum of internet culture.
* Not looking for a mommy to take care of him. Can take care of himself. Not jealous.
* Passionate but doesnt put all the hopes of the relationship into "passion", is also dedicated.
* IDEALLY also STEM smart and can teach me about hard-science stuff I don't know about.
* Not someone who has ever said in his life "all my exes are crazy!"
No. 117107
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>worships me like a goddess
>proclaims I'm the only girl he's ever loved
>touches me like I'm made of delicate porcelain and asks if he's too rough
>was a virgin before me
>vanilla but eager to experiment and satisfy my weird ass fetishes
>hates getting BJs; loves giving head
>overall, a giver rather than a taker
>never complains when I ask for 1+ hour massages
>places above all else our emotional and romantic bond rather than our sexual relationship
>doesn't brag about his dick size or height
>is overall humble
>despises porn and weeb shit
>plays an instrument so we can jam
>a love for literature and the arts
>doesn't pressure me into anything
>loves to do domestic duties and chores
>gives me compliments everyday and writes me love poems
>sensitive, gentle shy guy that's wholly emotionally available
>not addicted to the internet
>engages in intellectual discussion
>full head of long thick hair (the best feature in all men imo)
>feminine face that belongs in classical paintings
>masculine svelte body with well-defined muscles
>a love for all animals
>does the "right thing" even if it fucks him over in the end
>silly, quirky humor that's charming; he gets my dark humor and deadpan jokes
>doesn't see me as a bitch
>isn't afraid to apologize first when we fight; doesn't care if he "wins/loses" the argument
I think I've found "The One."
No. 117121
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>Is a total doormat and financially dependent on me
>5' tall max and weight no more than 100 lbs so I can easily smack and body drop him.
>Grew up with no money, regularly starved so he will be happy whenever I give him anything to eat.
>Comes from a severely abusive family so he'll feel extremely grateful for the tiniest things I do for him.
>Has never laid eyes on any other human being before. Had no concept of sexuality before laying his eyes on me.
>Vanilla but let me peg him with no lube.
>Has no friends and want none. I should be the only friend he needs.
>Loves the smell of my farts and always get a good sniff when I let one out.
>Don't care if I have no accomplishment in life and don't except me to ever get better.
>Always let me win arguments and genuinely believe I'm always right because I'm the smartest woman on the planet. Will apologize for making me mad when he disagrees with me.
>Has no hobbies outside of loving and serving me.
>Never masturbated before, doesn't know what porn is and cry when he learn what it is.
No. 117133
>I'm tall myself, but don't want somebody who's too tall, so 178~185cm
>slim and athletic body, works out
>I'm pale with light eyes, but want a guy who's a bit tanner, maybe with honey brown eyes
>I don't care about the colour, but I don't like short hair
>takes care of his apperance (skin care etc) and has a good fashion sense (more sporty/"urban" than elegant)
>has an amazing smile
>looks hot and confident, but is also bubbly, happy, energetic, childish, motivates me, cheers me up - balances out how shy and silent I am, gets me to leave the house lol
>mentally healthy
>I actually don't care whether he's intelligent or not, as long as he's not insensitive. And I hate people who act like know-it-alls.
>likes his job, never comes home in bad mood, doesn't vent his work problems to me all the time (like my father does to my mother)
>doesn't lose his temper easily
>is popular, has more sexual experience than I do, has nice friends
>has many hobbies and is open to mine
>is not one of those outdoor freaks whose only idea of vacation is hiking, camping or sleeping in a caravan (there are a lot of them in my country…)
>doesn't need to be around me 24/7, is not overly romantic
>isn't ashamed of me, doesn't lie to me, never makes fun of me, isn't late to dates… simply the basics
So, I guess I want a friendly chad, who miraculously puts up with somebody like me.
No. 117146
I agree with many of the points that
>>116934 picked tbh haha. This will probably look similar but maybe for different and less radfem reasons. I don't really see men as the enemy, I just like cute ones.
>4'11"-5'4" because I'm just unable to be attracted to men who are taller than me. I'm 5'6" for reference.>skelly is good for tossing around, but squishy is good for cuddling. Either is fine as long as he's not athletic.>some sort of interesting feature like a big nose, gap teeth, or acne scars. Perfection is weird to me.>…same/similar race. There are actually very few of us. Oddly regarding this I do prefer short hair on guys, but if he grows it out I understand and support that pride.>interested in the arts as a hobby so we can collaborate on projects in our free time>decent at communicating and is a bigger talker than me but also a good listener. I prefer to talk less.>very introverted and not interested in the party or club scene. I don't need him to be isolated, a few friends are obviously fine. I have a best friend myself. But in the end we should spend much of our time together because we'll be the best of best friends.>not into drugs or alcohol>very passive sexually. The ideal is a guy who just lies there because I dislike being touched.>attracted to me…not alone, I just want to be his type>good hygiene and decent fashion sense. It increases attraction tenfold, but just letting me dress him would also be nice.>Overall just a calm and grounded person. Boring, even.>will let me support him later as a sign of my love and devotion.>loves animals No. 117155
>>117121>>117154Same except the fart part
fuck off scatfag
No. 117158
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>>117151 but I'll bite. Saging for samefag and because my standards are insanely unrealistic, this man doesn't exist in reality and I don't care.
>Very wealthy. I don't particularly care if it comes from his achievements or his family but it would be nice if he is intelligent enough to be accomplished and has a good career.>Masculine, toned but not beefcake and much taller than me.>Dominant in bed and in life. Weak and submissive men are disgusting to me. >Has never felt anything for, been in a relationship with or done anything sexual with another woman. Anti-porn virgin and no interest in looking at another woman.>Attractive in the same tier as pic related. I have a preference for asian men but I'm not a crazy weeaboo about it. >Older than me but not more than 8 years age difference. >Serious, cold exterior but warm interior that is exposed only to me. I'll get my romance fix elsewhere because real men are disappointing. Anons hook me up if you have any romance media recommendations like this.
No. 117159
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>>117158Love O2O. The male protagonist is pretty dreamy and successful, a gentleman too. The protagonist is his first love. The video game parts are kind of cringe, though.
No. 117160
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ok let's do this, i've been dreaming of my dream boy for awhile
looks:
>white, black hair, pale skin >sideburns, strong eyebrows, hairy >slightly overweight >round-ish features, stubble/shadow, a smirk and dark circles >dresses in an eccentric way (like kramer from seinfeld-esque) >either slightly taller or slightly shorter than me (i'm 5'9, so medium height is ideal)personality
>fun loving, extroverted, daredevil >not politically motivated >enjoys rough/passionate sex but is not into strange kinks/fetishes >either blue collar or middle of the road liberal arts (i'm in STEM and can't stand the men i'm around)>somewhat dumber than me (not preachy, will actually listen to what i say without AHKTUALLY-ing me)>will tease me and has a sense of humour >likes to be sexualized, ie: will let me dress him up, wants me touch him, handsy with me>low maintenance but puts in effort, has an interest in vintage culture >appreciates my coldness, thinks women like that are attractive >NO VIDEO GAMES >>117121god sometimes i hate this website
No. 117164
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>>117160Appearance-wise you're practically describing Mr. Darcy
No. 117167
>>117164not that anon but this exchange made me giggle.
anyway, here goes nothing:
looks
>dark, curly/wavy hair>skin either porcelain white or straight up black, no arabs allowed>not fat but not pumped with muscle, just lean with some definition>big arms, nicely shaped legs, being bow-legged is a plus>tall. sorry short kings, but my man needs to be tall, at least 180~cm. the taller the better tbh.>if i'm dating a man i want him to be physically bigger than me and literally be able to throw me around in bed lmaopersonality
>not depressed, please god please not depressed, i already am>interested in learning new stuff and hasn't lost his curiosity about life>same intelligence as me but in different areas. i'd like to be a bit dominant in our day-to-day life but i'd like to let him have the reins when i feel like to, so he needs to be smart and quick. i don't want to explain things.>a job. have a job. entrepreneurship doesn't count>is good in bed, cares about me and my needs. doesn't get fussy when i don't feel like having sex/giving a blowjob.>doesn't take himself too seriously. meaning we can joke around and roast each other. isn't too worried about his appearance but grooms still.>isn't afraid of being silly with me and friends>doesn't push me but still manages to take me out of my comfort zone>doesn't see buying flowers, gifts, arranging dates etc. as a huge fucking dealand most importantly, out of all of this,
>be funny. No. 117168
Ideal cute bf
>>memetic 1.80 or taller
I just love tall boys
>>cute accent, I'm esl so all accent is cute but Welsh or Scottish is cute
>>funny and witty, someone that clearly loves live and joy
>>into self growth and connected with his feelings
>>takes pride in his looks and even eccentric
Thanks to previous relationships I don't have time or patience for guys with low self esteem, I want someone who shines because they love themselves
>>physically and intellectually active. Not necessarily a someone obsessed with either but I like hiking and walking as much as discussing epistemology or ethics
>>not the same but similar world views and morals
>>generous with their time, energy and money
>>gotta have artistic sensibility, in all its aspects.
>>into spoiling one another.
>>a hopeless romantic and passionate
If he's not into fistfight at moon light for my honor then what do I win lmao
>>a spiritual person or at least understand the sensibility of being spiritual
>>physically I'm not very exquisitive but big hands are always good
Astrology sperging incoming : sun and asc, either both fire signs or a mix of air and fire, sun in 3rd-5th-7th-9th-10th house, moon in water sign or Capricorn in 3rd-6th-11th, Venus in water sign, Libra or Leo.
Anyway basically someone like me who is into loving and living life.
No. 117169
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>Hygienic, funny, loyal, animal lover
>Curious, willing to try new things, loves to travel
>Race doesn't matter as long as he's a prettyboy with long lashes, but I tend to lean towards light skin brown boys or tan Asians
>Skinnyfat, slightly toned, or chubby bod. No gymrats or skellys.
>5'6" or taller
>Smart but doesn't act like he's smarter than me, even if he is. Can teach me stuff without being condescending about it (which is impossible for most men).
>Not overly self confident. I can't stand dudes who know they're good looking. Even the mildest fuckboy aura is an instant dealbreaker (hence why I'd never date pic related even though he's physically perfect).
>Bisexual. Most bi guys are mansluts, but I feel like they have a much healthier grasp of emotional vulnerability than straight guys. They also take better care of themselves. Plus it's hot to fantasize about your bf with another guy.
>Likes to play video games, watch movies, and listen to music together. Huge bonus points if he can introduce me to new media that I enjoy.
>Is receptive to my affection. I'm not a big romantic so he doesn't have to be either, but he has to tolerate my clingyness lol
>idc if he still lives at home as long as he has a job and knows how to take care of himself. Career path doesn't matter either, I make enough money for the both of us. He can be whatever he wants.
>Doesn't get drunk. Ever. Having a few drinks and getting tipsy is fine, but regularly drinking to the point of slurring, passing out, vomiting, getting loud or violent etc. is a huge no.
>I don't mind if he watches porn as long as it's not some degenerate incest/rape/abuse bullshit
>Small or average penis. Big veiny dicks disgust me.
I realize this all makes me sound kinda young/immature, I'm in my early 20s but I've more or less had the same ideal type since I was a teenager. Maybe it'll change as I get older, but my dating history is quite extensive so, at the moment I'm quite confident in what I like. I know my standards are high but I'm still keeping my fingers crossed.
No. 117170
>>117158The Kiss Quotient .
Sexy Asian male lead. Dominant. Lots of steamy scenes.
Sucks that hardly any books have Asian romance leads in it
No. 117287
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>>117162My bf has sideburns and very long hair, but it doesn't look like bad 70s hair. I wish more men had hair like that. Maybe not muttonchops though lol. Regency hair is nice too.
I think most men look just bad with undercuts. I don't really like them on anyone.
Pic related, a bit more muttonchoppy than I would usually like but I think he pulled it off.
No. 117291
>>117107am I being described
>worships me like a goddessyes
>proclaims I'm the only girl he's ever lovedI dunno you, but yeah
>touches me like I'm made of delicate porcelain and asks if he's too roughyes
>vanilla but eager to experiment and satisfy my weird ass fetishesyes
>hates getting BJs; loves giving headI love both but the last one more
>overall, a giver rather than a takeryes
>never complains when I ask for 1+ hour massages make it 3-6, one hour isn't long enough
>places above all else our emotional and romantic bond rather than our sexual relationshipof course
>doesn't brag about his dick size or heightyes
>is overall humbleyes
>despises porn and weeb shit yes
>plays an instrument so we can jamno :(
>a love for literature and the artsyes
>doesn't pressure me into anythingyes
>loves to do domestic duties and choresyes but only if it's for you or us
>gives me compliments everyday and writes me love poemsI thought that was too clingy but yeah
>sensitive, gentle shy guy that's wholly emotionally availableyes
>not addicted to the internetyes
>engages in intellectual discussionyes
>full head of long thick hair (the best feature in all men imo)did someone dox me
>feminine face that belongs in classical paintingsdid someone dox me
>masculine svelte body with well-defined muscleswho doxxed me
>a love for all animalsyes
>does the "right thing" even if it fucks him over in the endive been doxxed
>silly, quirky humor that's charming; he gets my dark humor and deadpan jokesyes
>doesn't see me as a bitchyes
>isn't afraid to apologize first when we fight; doesn't care if he "wins/loses" the argumentyes
should I be afraid?
are you the one that emailed me(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 117303
>>117125I'm not a robot, I'm just making fun you femcels, and my satire isn't far off the mark considering
>>117154>>117155 unironically want this.
And
>>117160 think it's real.
No. 117304
>>117092>men r ebil so we can be ebil too!fuck. off.
seriously though, you're crazy.
No. 117314
Physically, just be somewhat thin/fit, blue or green eyes, sharp jaw, scruff
Personality wise, I like them adventurous,respectful of me, understanding, a few common interests and they have to make me feel desirable and cared for
I like mommying too but in regards to sex, I like it when they're comfy enough to do kinky shit but knows how to be respectful about it but also doesn't act immature when sex mishaps happen like bone pops, farts and queefs, lots of sweat, etc
I have a guy I'm happy with so there's that, there's someone for everyone
No. 117344
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>Dark hair with dark eyes that are perpetually tired looking (maybe a bit sunken or with eyebags).
I also really like dark, angry-looking eyebrows kek
>Pale and thin
>Introverted
>Doesn't have conventional goals for the future (ex. starting a family, living in a suburban neighborhood, etc.)
I want to leave my future pretty open-ended so I'd feel bad dating someone who has set plans to settle down and have a conventional life.
>Independent and has his own friends and interests
If we happen to have the same interests that's fine, but I'd hate for us to do everything together just because that's what couples are 'supposed' to do
>Respects the fact I need my space and am not a super gushy romantic person (if he's the same way, even better)
>Isn't a normie and thinks for himself/isn't overly reliant on technology or whatever is seen as cool and trendy
I know this is superficial and stupid but it's such a turnoff when I meet guys whose personalities are basically just the Office, going to parties, and Facebook memes.
>Has a few hobbies and interests that he's really passionate about
I always think guys are the cutest when they're talking about something they really like
>Has a more quiet, relaxed personality and is transparent with his emotions/feelings
I don't like guys who are stereotypically masculine and think its manly to be emotionally constipated, but as a result end up emotionally immature and lash out and say stupid things they don't mean when they lose their temper/are under stress/etc. Also in terms of emotional transparency, I just mean someone who doesn't change their personality to fit the occasion and is generally the same guy no matter the situation.
Am I asking for too much? Probably.
No. 117361
>>116934I don't know why ppl who seem to be scared of men want to get into a relationship, like you've got some issues to resolve before that girl
Wanting a tiny guy just because he'd be 'weaker and not as threatening' is insane, and I got some news for you he'd stronger all the same
No. 117376
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>>116934>I'd be willing to give them a tamagotchi if they're good.Now there, you'll spoil him.
No. 117380
>>117361>he'd be stronger all the sameNtayrt but I've experienced having more upper body strength than some tiny men. I lift and am a stocky lady though.
Not saying I'm stronger than most men or anything (definitely not) but a 5'2" skelly guy? Absolutely. It's attainable for some women.
Disclaimer that I'm only into this for fetish reasons and not fear btw kek.
No. 117381
>>117380Same. I'm 5'10, that's taller than most men and naturally I'm also stronger.
Have some confidence in your strength, of course short body builders exist, but your average short or medium-height guy is not Hulk.
No. 117383
>>117121I know this is a troll but
>Vanilla but let me peg him with no lube.Is so true of most of this site. A lot of women here hate anal and want a guy who doesn't watch porn but they want to put stuff in a guy's ass as a sort of revenge. It's hypocritical, even if he has a prostate.
No. 117390
My absolute ideal 10/10 type that I will never find, forgive me for being so specific but I'm just going all out for once:
Personality:
>A good person but not judgemental. Can be a bit cynical, gossip and acknowledge peoples' faults without sugarcoating it, but doesn't do it maliciously
>Has a good heart and helps other people without being a total pushover
>Independent and can voice his opinion, doesn't shut up and harbor some repressed bitterness against me because he can't open his mouth when it matters
>Has a hefty sense of (somewhat dark) humor, I love cracking jokes and bantering so I want him to be on the same wavelength instead of being too serious and no-nonsense
>I can deal with aspergers and slight depression/anxiety but crippling mental and personality disorders are too much for me
>Has his own income and doesn't mooch off my paycheck, but also isn't a penny-pinching cheapskate who drives 20 extra miles because the other gas station has $0.05 off gas
>Loves nerdy shit and discussing it in depth and theorizing, big bonus points if he's a weeb
>Isn't a prude and can enjoy porn and kinks, but doesn't force me to do uncomfortable and/or painful things I don't get off to (Like choking, deepthroating, anal etc)
>Likes kids and animals, doesn't have to be super into them but still tolerate and respect them
>Loves food and enjoys restaurants without being snooty about it
>Has his own circle of friends without being too dependent on me being his only social contact
>Respects his mother and other women
>Genuinely enjoys my company and doesn't see me just as a girlfriend but his soul mate and other half
Looks:
>Over 180cm/5'10"
>Wide/muscular shoulders
>Narrow eyes
>Thick hair
>I really don't give that many shits about looks because I'm 90% about personality, just be taller than me and not morbidly obese and it's allright
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- is non-violent and non-aggressive. i cannot stand men who want to beat everyone up.
- NOT A RADICAL LEFTIST OR PROGRESSIVE!!
- is ambitious and has something going for him when it comes to school or work, has a great work ethic and will have a successful career
- does not watch porn and respects women
- likes cats
- is independent and confident! not a needy mama's boy
- has a silly sense of humor and doesn't take himself too seriously
- is into normie shit like football
- puts effort into his appearance and has a nice fashion sense
- works out and eats healthy
- is not a big gamer
- does volunteer work
- is non-judgmental and understanding when it comes to stuff like mental health issues. doesn't look down on people who are homeless or addicted to drugs
- when it comes to appearance i like handsome, but pretty, men who are taller than me. i'm a sucker for men with good hair (lol) and dark hair and brown eyes
No. 117408
>>117363At this point I've honestly resigned myself to being alone since I don't really feel like settling for less, but your response gave me some hope that I'll find someone kek. I guess it's also a matter of hoping that someone who meets my ideals also likes me back, but that's a whole different story. (also by any chance does your husband look like Trent Reznor/gif related- just curious)
>>117374It seems like a lot of men expect their partners to fill the emotional/loving role in the relationship because they're so shit at doing it themselves, so I feel like it's unrealistic to ask for a man who is okay with a girlfriend who isn't emotionally open, expressive, nurturing, etc and won't fill that stereotypical role. Some guys are okay with it, but they end up treating you like a 'cool girl' instead, which isn't much better. I could be wrong though, but that's just how it seems from what I've seen. Anyway, sorry for the rant just wanted to elaborate on why I felt like I was asking for a lot.
No. 117581
>>117386>>117383Its just a loud minority
majority of us agree that mens asshole are disgusting and that an produces feces, farts and prolapses
No. 117588
I hate that I'm even attracted to men but here we go:
- Has a small number of past partners
- No drugs at all, rarely drinks alcohol
- Respects/agrees with my political (and rad fem) views
- Respects my career and my education
- Likes to cook, doesn't mind cleaning and is a generally clean person
- Doesn't have a weird fixation with anal
- Doesn't watch porn or have any other fake porn fetishes like titty fucking or face fucking
- Not into BDSM and prefers to make love passionately
- Has actual career goals and passions
- Not allergic to and likes both cats and dogs
- Doesn't go MIA when we have conflicts but resolves them with me
- Doesn't have extreme family issues
- Doesn't constantly need to be around other people
- Doesn't listen to degenerate music
- Will let me keep my last name and might take my last name when we get married
- Doesn't put me down for my interests and will partake in some of my cheesy hobbies
- Loves baseball (doesn't root for my rival team)
- Doesn't have bad spending habits
Physically:
- Dark hair, brown eyes, preferably not ghostly pale like me
- Bonus points if he's Hispanic
- around 5'8 to 6'0 tall
- Average BMI, not super skinny with nice thighs and a cute, relatively flat stomach
- Nice face with not a giant nose (mine is pretty big) and also with dimples and a cute smile
- Some squish is fine and cute as well, not too muscly
- Not preferred but if he has questionable fashion, he must be willing to let me help him buy clothes
- Won't go bald or at least be attractive enough to pull off being bald later in life
- No beard or facial hair whatsoever, yikes
- Takes care of his skin and has good hygiene
- Nice broad chest with broad shoulders
- Dick is average to slightly over average with decent girth
I basically described my boyfriend, RIP me if we ever break up. I think I'm just going to try dating women or die alone if that happens (video related).
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Does anyone like men of average height? I feel like everyone here is either a Manlet chaser or only dates giants.
I hate to admit it but I like 5’11”. That’s the perfect height for me despite the media and incels memeing tf out of it.
No. 118548
>>117390LOL what you described is legit a friend of mine, well almost all those check out except since he’s got into a new job the whole friends thing is abit hard for him to do since he works a compressed work schedule but he tries his best to hang out with his friends but they’re also on shift work. So if that isn’t something that bothers you then he pretty much checks out. He’s abit of a chubster but he’s no super fat or fat by any means but if by going off this thread, he’s most def considered “fat” by the ideal perfect male in some posts lol. You didn’t mention facial hair but he’s got thick dark hair, an a beard, shaggy kind of. He’s a great guy he’s kind of just dense to things at time almost oblivious but it’s kind of a cute thing at times lol.
I also realize this is from 15 days ago, but he’s out there.. in Canada if that matters haha.
No. 118577
>>117631>5'5" is borderline midget for a maleWhat. Guys above 4'10" don't have dwarf proportions. 5'5"/6" is king of manlets territory tbh.
Unless you meant to type 5'1"…in which case I guess it is technically borderline lmao.
No. 118651
>>118593nothing
it's a post made by a slutty male
No. 118736
>>118728>>118733>>118734"MeSexuals" don't exist. Even if he doesn't say anything or pursue other women, he will still look at them in a sexual way at least once in a while.
This is like when men want a kissless virgin who has the skills of a pornstar and super high sex drive.
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I want a man who acts like a human in general, doesn't watch porn, doesn't see me as an object and is faithful while in a relationship. But maybe I'm asking for too much lol
No. 118739
>>118728same here, it sounds good until you experience it. his obsessive behaviour was awful and to this day he won't leave me alone.
i really regret dating him.
No. 118761
>>118756only one anon said that though, the other ones quoted haven't
even so my point still stands about how women are expected to have eyes for no one but their partner, men aren't.
No. 118770
>>118769shitty but common, just calling other people shitty doesn't erase the fact it happens and many people still think like this
just let people talk about it without shutting them down
No. 121738
This thread look like fun. I never really thought about an ideal guy, I'm kinda lonely so I'll take anyone, but if I get to build the perfect guy?
-I like guy my height or slightly taller. I'm 5'4 so at most 5'8. I notice that when super tall guy date me, they treat me very childishly.
-alt. fashion, street wear, goth, metal, doesn't matter. I want to take cute matchy alt. clothes at live shows.
-personality? High self esteem. Self motivated, not close to his mom, can take a joke and laugh. Not a jealous, violent type.
-Doesn't need to drink to have fun and vaping is the least they smoke. Masculine and enjoys some type of sport. They has to be
-independent and Understanding and maybe a little dumb? I'm pretty dumb myself, so let be dumbasses together.
- would love if they play videogames beside CoD, Fortnite, or other shooters. Would love to talk about mmos, action/rpgs with.
-Anime and manga isn't a must, but again, it a common hobby I would love to shared.
-no cosplay guy, eguys, or fuck boys.
-they enjoy trying new things. I love eating at new places, trying new things and is too curious about life to get stuck in a rut. I want to shared these discovery!
I feel like these are very basic wants after writing them down. I understand couples fights, but I don't want a relationship that mostly bitter with little sweet. I have enough stress in my life that I choose guys who won't be stressful for me. Which lead me to be alone.
No. 121830
>shorter than me (175 cm)>normal weight, not fat, spoopy skeleton or too much muscle>nice thick hair, not balding, shaved or really short hair. doesnt have a beard>kind to others but not a doormat, is confident and knows his personal limits>not jealous or too clingy>not violent even against other males (unless self defence), doesnt yell often>considers females human, not objects or some glorified goddesses>has things in his life he cares about (not just me) or is trying to gain them>doesnt drink, smoke or do drugs often, once in a while is fine>high sex drive, sexually submissive and likes being the little spoon>can watch porn but understands it =/= reality>supports me and lets me support him>honest and talks about his feelings>likes to go outside home>dumb and dark sense of humorI know this is like a unicorn but one can dream.
>>117383I would like pegging but I also like stuff in my butt. Has to be done gently and only if the other person wants it of course, people who just stick things up there by force deserve to get cancer.
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No. 121926
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This is gonna be long 'cause I'm so lonely.
Appearance:
- 5'6" or taller. I'm practically a midget (5'1") and I worry for my future kids.
- Green or blue eyes.
- Brown or blond hair, nice beard.
- Not fat and not a skeleton. Fitness is a bonus so long as he doesn't force me or guilt me into joining him.
- Practices good hygiene and smells nice. Wears good cologne.
- Decent fashion sense. Nothing too fancy or attention-grabbing.
Interests:
- Loves gaming and enjoys talking about it. Absolutely no casual shit allowed (Fortnite, PUBG, Fifa, CoD, etc). Only the best of games old and new.
- Anime and manga are also good. No cosplaying in public.
- Has good taste (read: my taste lol) in all forms of media.
- Not a cringy leftist.
- Likes animals.
- Wants children and is willing to help with our kids when I really need it.
- No drugs or alcohol.
Personality and behavior:
- Isn't a cocky bastard. I want someone I can make feel better about themselves.
- Introverted. Shyness is fine with me, but I'd still like him to be assertive with men.
- Not too lovey-dovey all the time but not too cold towards me, because I don't want to feel overwhelmed OR underappreciated. Likes it when I smother him with affection.
- Isn't controlling. Extreme dominance is a huge turn-off. Doesn't get offended when I ask for space.
- Is okay with me being a housewife.
- Is a handyman.
- Is always learning something and teaches me things without looking down on me. Also doesn't get threatened if I know more about something than he does. Allows me to explain.
- Has a great sense of humor and can take a joke. Can handle serious conversations.
- Doesn't ignore me in public, doesn't gawk at other women and doesn't make me feel inferior in any way.
- Is decisive. I'm indecisive as hell so nothing would ever get done in our house if he was the same.
Sexual interests:
- Isn't selfish in bed. Isn't too forceful or rough. Doesn't want to degrade me.
- Can watch porn… just not in front of me.
- Doesn't like anal. Doesn't have weird fetishes like shit or period blood. No daddy stuff either. Vanilla is totally fine.
No. 121950
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My ideal man:
>very tall and muscular, not too much though
>red/blonde hair
>blue/grey/green eyes
>gentle to me
>intelligent in a nice way, doesn't brag about his intelligence
>understanding
>likes the same stuff I do, and if not then bears with me if I sperg hours about my fav subjects
>doesn't like porn
>understands that women are human beings and not just pretty fuckholes
>knows how to communicate, doesn't give me the silent treatment, bang doors shut angrily or other shitty behaviour
>smells nice
>lets me dominate him in bed occasionally
Sigh. I'm never going to find him, am I girls?
No. 121974
>noticeably shorter than me (I'm pretty tall so should not be impossible)
>skinny
>pale
>generally fair features, freckles are a huge plus
>androgynous looking, long-ish hair
>no manly behaviour
>soft spoken and empathetic
>good listener
>shy, generally quiet and passive, but still fun to a degree so that it's bit boring to be around him
>somewhat conservative, religious and a bit of a prude
>quite nerdy, wears glasses
>is into art, bonus points if he has actual artistic talent for music, painting, drawing, dancing…
>has a sense of fashion and takes care of his appearance
>loves animals and kids, wants a family one day
>it'd be nice if he was a foodie like me
>enjoys long walks at night
>willing to learn my language
>ideally a virgin, I'd like him to not have a lot of experience with girls so that I can teach him
>high sex drive to keep me satisfied
>well hung, I really like the contrast between that and the rest of an androgynous body and it'd look even bigger on his tiny frame to boot
>the dick should also be good looking so no weird curvatures, shapes or skin tones, MUST be uncut
It's a shame that a guy like that probably doesn't exist, I think some of these characteristics are incompatible with each other, but oh well.
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>>116931Looks
>Significantly taller than me, at least 6 ft, preferably more>Fit, with visible abs>Nice jawline and a pretty, young looking face>No facial hair or excessive body hair>Brown hair>Big dick>Smells nice>Dresses very casually, but not sloppy>No piercingsOther
>Is very straightforward, and does not try to play games>Is not interested in politics>Not pretentious when it comes to art or music>Plays a sport (literally all my serious crushes have at some point played soccer)>Is not smarter than me when it comes to "general knowledge". I like being right. But also not dumb as a rock either.>Slightly jealous and possessive >Likes showing me off, and is not embarrassed to be seen with me>Does not play a lot of video games>Social and has lots of friends>Likes partying>Drinks (but does not act like an asshole when drunk)>Does not take everything super seriously>Is not a doormat to other people, but puts up with my bullshit>Has a very high sex drive and is naturally dominant/rough in bed (but is not into bdsm and does not have fetishes)>Not easily shocked/offended>Not overly emotional>Generous with his money>Outwardly confident>Willing to take care of me>Not religious (and does not have any.hang ups about being raised religious)>Not much older than meSo chad who is nice to me. I had a two night stand with someone who matches a lot of these, and we still talk sometimes but he lives in Germany (which is not on the other side of the world for me or anything but still), and now I can't get over him.
No. 137677
>>137674this is the ideal man thread, why are you so
triggered. I’m incapable of trusting anyone anyway, so I don’t actually even want to be in a relationship ever.
No. 137710
Not interested in dating so never thought about my ideal type, but let's try:
>basic shit like not a slob, respectful and polite with others, has a steady job… but that's how everybody should be like
>not overweight or chubby, skellies are fine
>don't care about height
>preferably long hair, bald is an absolute no
>older than me, around my age is fine but not younger
>into alternative fashion
>yes for tattoos, no for piercings
>vegetarian but not vegan
>loves animals
>not a normie, must have some fringe interests
>has some kind of passion for music like playing an instrument, going to concerts or being extremely interested in a specific genre (not necessarily the same as me, as long as he doesn't say shit like Ed Sheeran is good music)
>preferably into manga, but not the mainstream (One Piece&co) or weebie (ReZero&co) shit
>doesn't watch porn, but reading hentai is okay as long as it's not his whole life (would be hypocritical since I read some)
>likes to read but doesn't pretend he's hot shit because he does it
>believes conspiracy theories like pizzagate or pedowood
>not the party type, likes to chill at home or in a coffeeshop or museum
>not wanting to spend all the time with me, likes to be on his own or with his friends rather than with me
>doesn't worship me
>is okay with never meeting my family
>doesn't want to start a family or get married
No. 137721
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My ideal type is extremely unrealistic, but oh well lol. I don't expect to meet anyone like that.
>calm, emotionally mature and secure
>doesn't have problems with making friends irl
>romantic (gets me flowers, cooks for me sometimes, etc.)
>doesn't have many previous partners, treats sex as an expression of love, not a purpose for pursuing relationship
>doesn't watch porn with real people (idc about art or hentai)
>male butterface (fit and an ugly face is the best combination imo)
>likes anime and manga a lot, but not a pedo/lolicon
>some feminine interests (like cooking, farming games, etc.)
>likes to spend time outside (going on walks, cycling, hiking)
>not a neet, idc about his job, but being a neet damages your brain
>dom but not into any weird bdsm stuff
No. 137765
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Summary: Pretty & smart. Those are the most important
Overall
>Feminine traits, either in personality or looks (or both)
>Went to a university at the level of mine or higher
>Well-read in terms of politics/ideology/academics/culture–absolutely MUST have meaningful opinions
>Niche hobbies or interests such as cooking/pickling/cheesemaking etc, model building, writing…
>Gaming and anime is fine if he has great taste
>Plays at least one instrument, preferably more (I have no real reasoning for this)
>Speaks a language other than English
>Mostly detached from internet/social media/forum culture, doesn't love memes, no conspiracy shit
>Close with his family, or at least expresses love and respect for them
>Preferably non-white (cultural reasons)
>Has previous partners and a circle of friends including female friends
>Low sex drive, little to no contact with porn and critical of porn industry
Temperament
>Introspective and thoughtful without being a silent robot
>Introverted but easily makes friends; well-liked
>Stupid and dorky sense of humor
>Melodramatic and OTT romantic/saccharine in private
>Mature and self-assured, maybe even cocky at times
>Ambitious and hard working
Looks
>As thin as possible
>Below 6ft (above is ok if he's really feminine and thin)
>Absolutely no muscle mass, muscle tone is ok
>Darker + longer hair, puffy brows, no facial hair
>(At least some) pretty or youthful features, clear skin
>Interesting sense of style but a little unkempt (no techwear software job uniqlo-core pls)
Bonus points
>Glasses
>Unique ethnic/cultural background, especially if he actively partakes in it
>Socialist tendencies and supportive of/interested in modern Communist societies
>Somewhat religious or at least agnostic
>His interests in art, lit, music, and history include things from all over the world
>Into old-school glam rock style androgyny, without attaching any trendy gender ID or label to it (like David Bowie, for example)
I kind of just Frankensteined all the traits I like in my bf, previous partners, best friend, male family, etc. I know the word "feminine" is in here a bunch, and if it sounds like I just want a woman it's because I probably do. Also I don't understand the height sperging ITT or the assumption that manga/anime=stinky pedo freak but maybe you guys know something I don't
No. 137778
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I was all about brunettes until my ex, who made me realize I like blondes. He was 6'4, blond and blue eyed and I now refuse to settle for less. I only go for Chads. All men are disappointing but at least when I get my heart broken it'll be by someone good looking.
No. 137833
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>>137778even then this guy looks better as a brunette kek. brunette guys are my thing, it's hard to find a blonde blue eyed man that doesn't look as a cold person
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>>137833I don't know what happened, normally I would agree with you. But I just love blondes now. It must be my ex.
If I like brunettes, it's very dark hair with blue eyes. pic related, a Greek singer. When I went to Greece there were so many beautiful guys.
No. 137840
>>137815Oh wow, I'm not alone after all! I'm
>>121974 and you have excellent taste anon.
No. 137856
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I am a romantic soul, and believe in true love that transcends checklists such as these. Fifteen minutes in a room with the right person, I would find most any item on an arbitrary list (about appearences, hobbies etc) could be negotiable.
For me, the only traits that ultimately matter are: virtuous, ambitious, more intelligent than me, and good humour.
The rest, I leave to fate and chemistry!
No. 137931
>>137885Well, it just all came quickly to my mind, I've always had a good imagination. And yes, freckles are so cute omg! Just a handful of them are enough to make most guys look better.
I'd also love it if he was somehow "ashamed" of his high sex drive, probably because it's sinful or something like that. And masturbation is a sin too, so I'd basically be able to have him on the edge whenever I wanted and decide when he gets off. I know it may sound a bit unhealthy, but the idea of being able to control his sexual life like that is just so hot to me. What do you think?
No. 138225
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pic related
No. 138239
>>137662imagine being this internetbrained
you know there's a whole outside world beyond screens where people talk to each other, right
No. 138249
Looks
>5'9-6'
>Fit/muscular
>Either into tasteful fashion or just has a minimalist style, but I always go for guys who wear all black
>Tattoos
Personality
>Extroverted and equally energetic as me
>Intelligent, self-driven, and accomplished (preferably in STEM too). I care a lot about having admiration for someone and being motivated by that
>Shares some of my music taste
>Has his own friends, hobbies (not a weeb or gamer), etc that he can introduce me to
>Babies me sometimes. Not in the ageplay sense, but as in acting gentle and protective and finding it cute if I act a bit childish at times
>Doesn't get angry or annoyed easily
>Positive in general, not a whiner
>Kinky, brings up new things to do sexually
>Confident (even a bit cocky)
>Actively plans things to do together and brings me out of my comfort zone, and is similarly open to my suggestions like travel. Likes spontaneous plans.
>Playfully teases me a lot
>Doesn't want kids
The first person I ever dated was an obese, weeby NEET who spent way too much time on 4chan (and is still that way 5 years later), so it brought to light just how fucking insufferable some types of people are. I'll gladly stay single for a while if it means having decent standards in place.
No. 138263
>>138261if you're going to be sexually attracted to cartoons why not pick an attractive one
bobble-headed bugeyed girly anime lookin ass
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The most important things for me are that he is honest, has good hygiene, is cuddly, is emotionally intelligent, and that he's healthy (no STIs, not obese, etc.)
In terms of aesthetics, I definitely have certain things I'm drawn to. I like long hair, long eyelashes, and a lithe body. I don't find tons of muscles attractive, I'm just into men who are healthily thin. I love freckles. I don't care about height so long as he's not shorter than me. I'm not really into men that are super tall, though (probably because I associate that with my brother.) I usually don't like facial hair. None of these things are necessarily requirements for someone I would date– they're just the traits I find attractive in celebrities and such.
My biggest turn offs are probably misogyny/toxic masculinity, porn addiction, and bad smells of any kind. Cluster B personality disorders are usually a deal breaker, too. Absolutely no Republicans.
No. 138416
>>138404God I hate when men can't dress themselves and just wear teenage boy clothes despite being in their mid 20s and above. Hottest man I met dressed like a typical teen and I just wanted to take him out and redo his style, because he was ruining his potential.
Seriously, everyone has SO MUCH potential but either don't care to reach it or go on believing they're unattractive because they fail to take fashion, fitness and hygiene steps.
No. 138448
>>138447Ah, 18 is young. Cut him some slack :) My point still stands about mid 20 dudes that dress like that though lol.
Protip: men are still the same at 25, just with jobs rather than schoolwork. This is the most hilariously endearing thing about them.
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It's probably normal, but the people I'm attracted to (both men and women but this thread is about the guys) are so few and far between. I feel like I'm being shallow but it's just the 'special something' that draws me to people is rare. One of the big traits I find attractive in men is long hair. It's not as common nowadays and not all of them take good care of it. Maybe as a history/fantasy nerd it just speaks to my hopeless romantic-ness, and having long healthy hair is a sign that they take good care of the rest of themselves too. (Bad hygeine/being very overweight is an absolute turn off.) Plus I can play with it. I almost exclusively find myself attracted to long haired men for some reason. Preferably with goatees or some light facial hair. Basically metalheads, fantasy nerds, vikings or pirates.
Personality is easier perhaps; someone who is nice as well as confident(no assholes or doormats please), interested in similar hobbies so I can spend quality time and gush about things with them (having different hobbies while supporting each other is also a bonus), and is serious about being with each other. I have friends who I can chill with and all that, but I kind of want a life partner and someone I can see myself living my life with and having pets with (don't think I ever want kids).
No. 138563
>>138543I find it extremely hard to find someone I'm attracted to, because my standards are SO HIGH. If I go on Tinder, I swipe right on like 1/1000 men. I can't help it, with me it's either the hottest man I can find, or no one. I'm not settling.
>Personality is easier perhaps; someone who is nice as well as confident(no assholes or doormats please), interested in similar hobbies so I can spend quality time and gush about things with them (having different hobbies while supporting each other is also a bonus), and is serious about being with each other. I have friends who I can chill with and all that, but I kind of want a life partner and someone I can see myself living my life with and having pets with (don't think I ever want kids).YES. I want to have a husband I can't spend the rest of my life with working on our hobbies and enjoying life. But NO KIDS. This is SO DIFFICULT to find. I find someone I like and it's almost guaranteed it won't work out because every guy seems to want kids.
No. 138564
>>138563**can spend the rest of my life with
lol, not can't
No. 138573
>>138543I could've written this lol
It's like looking for a needle in a haystack and the needle might not be there
No. 138591
>>138560You'd think being bi would double my chances of finding attractive people but it's not really how it goes. I can acknowledge that many celebrities conventionally attractive, but there's not that "spark" in them to me. It's also kind of silly but when actors have longer hair for a movie/show, I like it but when I see them with normal short hair it's like "oh." Prime example is Henry Cavil as Geralt. So hot. (Geralt was already my husbando to begin with though) Normal Cavil? He's fine but looks average for a celebrity.
>>138573I feel kind of happy that I'm not the only one who feels this way about partners. I'm kind of disillusioned with "hook up/casual" dating or whatever. I tried online dating sites previously because it's easier to see what people look like and get a feel for them by what their profile says, but few were interesting to me (or they lived too far away) and the guys who messaged me never seemed very serious.
I go to Renn faires, game stores, and other outlets for the hobbies I like so finding people with compatible interests isn't too difficult. At the very least I enjoy making friends there if a relationships isn't in the cards. Just have to parse out the neckbeards occasionally.
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>>116934>>117121You two gave me a stupid idea so here it is(btw I tried to make chad a manlet for our resident manlet chaser but couldn't think of anything)
No. 138624
Admittedly, my friend John
Smart, wicked smart actually, he's probably one of the smartest people in the state. I'm biased of course, but everything he does he does with this analytic mindset and he puts so much thought effort/brain power into doing things
He's also pretty cute. He's short, which I kinda like, but he's got this really young looking face. He's probably balding a bit, but his hair kinda sweeps over the top of his head so it doesn't really look bad.
He wears glasses and looks so sophisticated with them on, but as soon as he takes them off he's got the goofiest look and the goofiest smile
sigh
I don't know if he's still athletic, but back in high school he was always one of those surprisingly gifted guys. He was one of the top 10 sprinters in our grade, top 5 maybe even. I couldn't believe just how in shape he was.
Also we just really click in so many different ways. I WISH I had this relationship with anyone I could actually date.
Our humor is the same, our music tastes are so intertwined, and we end up venturing down the same youtube algorithm almost always
He's got blonde hair and blue eyes, but he's the type to say his eye colors change. They've got flecks of green and gold in there so I don't mind when he does say it.
I hope he has a big dick, I wouldn't mind if it was smaller than average though
I don't think I actually enjoy bigger dicks, they just look nice.
No. 138628
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>Jokester, I always had a thing for the class clowns back in school, not bullies just genuinely funny guys.
> Average height, Skinny-Fit swimmer look, or just plain boney, someone who can carry boxes for me but not too strong, strong and big men make me feel threatened because im relatively small (5'1).
> Striking appearance, coming from style or looks doesn't really matter but i like guys who stand out from the crowd, tattoos, uncommon facial structure, alternative or vintage styles. Im guilty of dating ugly guys and thinking they were the most gorgeous in the world just cause they stood out from the crowd.
> Eccentric but not mentally ill, its pretty obvious i like people with a more flamboyant persona but being an extrovert is not a must.
> Most importatly: ABOVE AVERAGE SMART. I need someone I can have stimulating conversations with, heck I even prefer guys smarter than me because I love learning new things and being able to do that in a relationship is like my ultimate catch.
> Im pretty flexible when it comes to sex, strange fetishes and more than just mild shit BDSM are a hard pass tho.
> Adventurous, im prone to shitty manic pixie dream girl shenanigans and I want someone who can keep up and be as equally obnoxious and spontaneous.
Honestly I think the most important thing to me is the guy having an actual personality, men in my age range seem to come in like three boring flavors (Gamer Weeb, Sporty Fuckboy, Pretentious Right Winger Prick) that make me want to stay single forever.
No. 138631
>Knowing how to treat mentally ill women, poor women, homeless women, animals, etc is number one for me. I saw my current boyfriend treat mentally ill women with respect and kindness as well as children and animals, ever since I always hold that to my standard
>Puts effort toward the relationship, no more "lets get taco bell,fuck and you watch me play video games" type dates, actual dates, him wanting to explore with me and travel with me, isn't afraid of being in public with me
>isn't a baby about baggage
>isn't a hypocrite (ex wanting threesomes but only with girls, wants me to forgive his past sins but can't forgive mint, etc)
>grooms properly, keeps up with hairstyles and facial hair styles that flatter his face, knows how to dress, showers, puts on cologne, works out)
>wants children
>appreciative of what I do
>likes how I look, borderline worships me and appreciates what i need to do to keep myself in shape
>has a career and plans for life and is willing to go forward with it
>faithful, mind and body wise, as in no porn, I don't mind him reading smut though
>acts respectful in public and towards my family
>loyal, is willing to stay around and not leave just because "I just don't feel it anymore"
looks wise I don't really care tbh just don't be too fat or too skinny but I guess
>tall
>blue eyes
>dark hair
>big nose
>sharp jaw
>hairy
>flat chest
No. 138679
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I wish I had a boyfriend to grow up with.
I dream about the kind of sweetheart who would never hurt anybody. I want someone that I can trust with all my heart and gives me comfort.
I wish I had someone who was considerate towards me, the way I feel and think, is understanding and assuring with my problems. I want both of us to be each other's supports. Someone I can talk to all the time and never get bored of.
I crave committing to someone like this, having his emotional support and friendship, I want to cuddle and fall asleep in his arms. I want to soothe each other.
I want to fantasize about only him and him only fantasizing about me. Someone who genuinely finds me attractive.
I'm fucking lonely, I want a sweet boyfriend to talk with, have sex with and cuddle with all the time.
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>>137671Basically the same as you girl. I’m at a point in my life that I would just rather be single forever than to date some guy who is below my standards when it comes to looks. I have spent a shitton of money to look as good as I possibly can, and idc if people think I’m shallow. I want a tall-ish (or if he is shorter than me, a cute significantly younger) goodloking guy who treats me well, and I wont settle for a soyboy redditor type. Literally would rather kms
No. 138764
>>138592I can't tell who's being serious and who's being ironic anymore.
>>138741>>138743>I want a normal, good looking guy>REEEEEEE U FAT AND UGLY WHOREYour insecurity is showing kek
No. 138771
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Looks:
>dark hair that's thick and fluffy or slightly curly. It doesn't necessarily have to be long, but definitely not super short or flat. I don't know why hair is so important to me lol, but I usually fall for guys with dark, fluffy hair>really nice, full lips. Not big, just the perfect size and kissable and pink. Really small lips are a turn off>a perfect blend of masculine and feminine features - not too much on either side basically, a good balance >big beautiful eyes, again small eyes are a turn off>nice jawline >big hands>has to be a good dresser and have good taste in clothes. Nothing too fancy or flashy, just classy, clean, respectable, and proper, like a student at university>thick thighs, yum>don't really care about how buff he is, just don't be stick thin Personality:
>funny with a great sense of humour, we have a lot of inside jokes and such>isn't afraid to be a little goofy and silly - not a total obnoxious idiot, just someone who likes to let loose a little>a little introverted and shy, maybe a bit awkward, but he's still social>really kind, caring and friendly to me and also others>smart and sophisticated, not a show off about it but genuinely likes sharing and discussing things>is a great conversationalist, we can talk about any subject for hours, either philosophical deep shit or just funny/ordinary things - good with his words and expressing things>passionate about his likes and hobbies and career>artsy and creative, into things like art, history, poetry etc, and very well read. He's a bit nerdy and dorky. A big imagination and daydreamer, a little adventurous >not afraid to be open and honest with his emotions or cry; emotionally mature and aware. Total crybabies are a turn off though>is a good listener and comforts me when I need it, makes me laugh when I'm sad>gives lots of random hugs and kisses and compliments, he's not clingy but he's affectionate and likes showing me how much he loves me (and I'd do the same, I'm just that kind of person)>likes chilling at home, a little laid-back and not super energetic, easy going - but he likes to party at times and has a fun, wild side>someone I can trust completely with any secret Sex stuff:
>doesn't or at least very rarely watches porn, especially extreme gross shit>really passionate and sensual, knows how to set the mood and atmosphere lol>doesn't mind letting me take the lead sometimes>makes me feel loved and confident, and I do the same for himsigh…..it got more unrealistic as it went on didn't it
>>138679awww anon, I share all your same thoughts
No. 138805
>>138741>>138743lol you
triggered all these femcels
(15 year old spamchan) No. 138817
>>138771Now that you mention the sex part, it reminds me of another trait I really want in a guy and it sounds so basic but: willing and comfortable to do good foreplay and give me pleasure as well as me to him.
The only guy I've been very intimate with in the past was so neglectful. Jumping straight into the main sex without any warm up, and never really tried to play with me, go down, etc even when I did so to him. Part of it was me not really asking, but it just makes me want a partner who's equally willing to make each other feel nice and wanted.
No. 138826
>>138821I used to think this was the case too until I befriended a guy with younger sisters. He watched a shitton of hentai and ecchi anime and it wasn’t just vanilla stuff either. I’m talking about BDSM, borderline sexual assault, and so on. He also had female anime figurines in his room and saw nothing wrong with buying them. The dude also would treat me as a therapist and ask me to do shit for him way too often (which was a big reason why I dropped him along with aftermentioned ones). He wasn’t super close to them though to be fair, but you’d think having them in his life would made him have less objectifying views.
On the otherhand, my SO is an only child and although he has some scrote tendencies, he’s much more respectful of women and younger girls for sure. Basically, you can’t really judge a guy’s views on women based on whether he has sisters or not.
No. 138831
>>138821Not always, but watching how a guy treats or talks about female relatives can tell you a lot.
My last ex disliked his sister purely because she married a well-off man and he was bitter about her 'easy life'. He also ranted about his mothers stupidity because he hated carrots and when he visited her for Sunday dinner she'd sometimes have carrots on his plate.. tiny shit that shouldn't matter. I wish I had payed more attention to his overly negative talk about exes and women in his family.
No. 138851
>>138823Yup. My
abusive ex hated his sister too. He'd always roll his eyes when talking about her. Having a sister doesn't magically make a guy like women.
No. 138869
>>138868So he has to be nice and respectful to a seemingly
abusive family member? Obviously he shouldn't be an asshole in return but he has no obligation to accept that sort of treatment.
No. 138882
>>138869Nta but they didn't say
abusive in their post, I've met women I'd call crazy bitches and sometimes 'crazy bitch' just means someone is irritating or a bit full on
No. 148041
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I basically want a feminine, skinny guy who has a pretty face and a full head of healthy, shiny hair. It would be great if he was short as well, but that's not a requirement.
As for his personality:
>likes physical intimacy
>daydreamer
>a bit shy
>hermit
>cares about his diet
>likes to drink tea and bake
No. 148048
>>138869>So he has to be nice and respectful to a seemingly abusive family member? He does if he's nice to other
abusive family members. Believe it or not,
victims can be sexist, and crazy moms are usually married to crazy dads.
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>>148061samefag but rodrick from wimpy kid fits the description so much
im a basic bitch when it comes to my taste in men
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>>148066Yeah, that's true. You can meet them online, which can be tough, because more often than not they take on
toxic manosphere views and basically change completely. Or you can meet them at one of those easy minimum wage jobs, like working in a factory, or at night shift in some retail job.
>>148061Top tier taste, anon.
No. 148079
>>148078i forgot to add, loves kissing. constant make outs. can't get through a film without frenching.
not afraid to hold hands in public. touches your back and your side and your hip lightly and casually when out and about, like he needs to be physically with you, but not in a gross gropey way or a possessive way. almost unconscious
No. 148267
personality:
>kind rather than simply nice, never mean spirited.
>dark humor but doesn't throw a fit when told not to make certain jokes around me because they're retarded
>rather shy
>understanding of people
>complementary personality
>doesn't get angry to the point of screaming/slamming things
>thoughtful
>behavior actually shows he's always thinking about me instead of simply telling me
>does 30% of the decision making. if i don't wanna make a choice he does it but doesn't mind tagging along most of the time.
>has a different culture/background. whether through his studies or his heritage, i want him to teach me things, share things with me
>makes me see things differently simply by having a different outlook on life
appearance:
>t h i c c but not to the point of hindering movement or getting noticeable moobs. clothes have to fit. if too fat to look decent even with proper clothing it's a nono
>tall, but not too much. over 5'8 but not a basketball player either
>little body and facial hair. shaves whatever facial hair grows
>no buzzed hair
>has to have LIPS. they can be thin but them papercuts don't get to touch me lmao
>can be any ethnicity but rip middle eastern men…too much hair
>no noticeable knock knees, esp if thicc. people with knock knees look like tards and fatter than they actually are
>doesn't dress in ways i personally find embarrassing (hippies, typical gamer/nerd, hood tracksuit with the fake gucci bag, etc). mostly black but not goth/edgy is good.
>doesn't wear shorts because he simply understands men look bad with shorts unless they're purposeful booty shorts
>no booty shorts tho not into feminine men
sex:
>asexual or extremely low sex drive
>porn is ok but no "what do you think of this actress", no onlyfans subscriptions, no body pillows or bishojo figures.
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>>148401I was thinking more louis garrel in terms of looks
No. 148442
>>148280>>148420yes anon, yes! this is my type as well. Just
chefs kiss good shit.
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>youthful, soft facial features
>nice jawline
>puppy eyes, preferably brown
>full, shiny hair, preferably dark
>little body hair, does not shave
>little facial hair, shaves
>average height (1,70 -1,83)
>small frame, fit, but not particularly lean
>good posture
>nice ass
>thick thighs
>average dick
>same age or a few years younger
>soft voice
>smells nice, excellent hygiene
>cares about his appearance
>is into fashion
>average intelligence
>artistic
>good natured
>bright, playful personality
>slightly feminine gestures
>loyal
>does not watch porn
>"demisexual"
>likes older women
>has goals in life
>is eager to provide for his loved ones
>likes kids and animals
>atheist
>very affectionate and cuddly
>is into foreplay, vanilla sex
>does housework
>wants to marry me
No. 148486
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>>148442Lol I keep seeing
chef's kiss on this site all the time. Is this you anon?
No. 148488
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>>Not "manly" handsome, I would prefer if he was more on the cute side. Curly, unruly hair is a plus
>>Average build, preferably much taller than me but tbh anything goes regarding height
>>Has a really cute smile. Ideally wouldn't have a beard but I don't really mind if he does
>>Not obsessed with his appearance but cares enough to look decent most of the time. Owns more than 3 shirts and 2 pair of shoes, looks good in pullovers
>>Calm, smiles a lot, kinda shy. A gentle, nurturing person. Introverted but can handle social interactions if necessary
>>Does not have a lot friends. I've discovered that for some reason, the more friends a guy has the higher the chances he is an asshole
>>geeky interests, similar moral code
>>Very affectionate, loves hugging
>>Impossible zone: not overly sexual, doesn't watch porn
No. 148545
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>>148500You've got A+ taste anon. That would be Aneurin Barnard. I know absolutely nothing about him though, I refuse to google his name out of sheer terror that I will find out he is a creeper like pretty much every famous man out there.
No. 148556
I'm sorry to perpetuate negative steretypes about women, but I like terrible men. Also my list is probably unrealistic.
That said, perfect partner:
personality:
>> ambivert leaning on extrovert, good with people, high social and emotional intelligence.
>> difficult to offend, relatively even tempered, not easily freaked out, not jealous or controlling.
>> witty, cocky and socially domineering, but not all the way into asshole territory.
>> intelligent, not necessarily as in education, but as in raw intelligence. Is a critical thinker.
>> generally curious and able to find interest in the world that surrounds us.
>> is both able to laugh at himself and to take himself seriously when the need arises.
>> some sort of interest in art / literature is great.
>> dresses well, decently stylish, likes to look after himself, doesn't equate masculinity with being a slob.
>> honest. Doesn't hide shit from me, doesn't pretend to be something he's not, is comfortable with himself.
>> is able to look after himself to a reasonable degree, won't try to turn me into a mom figure.
physical:
>> has an attractive voice and accent, speaks loudly and clearly, doesn't mumble. I like deep voices and foreign accents.
If I had to go with just one thing it'd be this. I'd be attracted to a wet boot if it had a nice enough voice, everything else is just a bonus tbh.
>> preferably taller than me but not obscenely tall. Shorter guys also considered.
>> dark hair, straight or wavy, longer hair a plus. Absolutely no receding hairlines or bald men. No blondes allowed either.
>> is able to grow facial and body hair but doesn't keep a longer-than-stubble beard.
>> not a hard must, but dimples destroy me. freckles too. glasses are also hot.
>> perhaps bizarre criteria, but longer face.
Those square jawed, short nosed, pug-looking types absolutely do not do it for me at all.
>> vague aura of unhealthiness and sleep deprivation
>> nice ass.
sex / intimacy:
>> hard must: has to be a switch. Has to be a bit of a tease.
>> high sex drive and a little kinky is good.
>> I wish I didn't find slutty men extremely attractive, but I do, so that's that.
>> very cuddly and physically affectionate, preferably not uncomfortable with public displays of affection.
>> ultimate kryptonite is if he sleeps with his head on my chest.
tfw no super affectionate, mischievous, socially domineering but not masc role adhereing, slutty but loyal husband to cuddle to sleep every night.
No. 148576
>>148573Lmao anon you could be posting about a friend of mine, even the short king bit.
Hope you find a guy like it.
No. 159593
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Screw it! Here is my unrealistic and idealized guy type.
>Big tiddy goth bf.
>Shorter than me so I could give him kisses on the forehead.
>Foreigner, preferably asian.
>Thick accent and broken english.
>Kind of dumb, I don't really need him to be smart.
>Does the house chores, mostly cleaning and cooking for me.
>Sexually active, but submissive.
>Nice, thick thighs.
>Doesn't get angry at me for having friends, either male or female.
>Actually, no jealousy at all, I also need space.
>Honest with me, I should trust that he won't trash talk neither me or my interests from behind.
That's pretty much all I have in mind now, I don't want to give up yet, but anyways that's has been my fantasy bf for a long time.
No. 159646
>taller than me (I'm 5'1 so it wouldnt be an issue)
>a normie, pretty average, and is a great listener
>patient
>someone that can make me calm without freaking me out
>kinky kek
>adventurous, very motivated to go outside and explore
>goal oriented
>soft hair
>not afraid to try new things
>loyal
>a bit possessive, but trusting
>not bitching about exes
>has no violence or anger issues, basic care and empathy
>cuddly
>not too religious, or atheist
>not misogynistic
>hard working and very passionate
>pretty dominant
>Family over anything else (and their partner is part of that family)
>caring and willing to grow in the relationship (like learning how to cook)
>has basic hygiene
>doesn't have a plethora of mental illness, doesn't blame their shitty behavior on mental illness, self critical
>can be codependent but not entirely reliant
>someone I can go get churros at 3 am
>can joke around or go along with my jokes
I'm pretty flexible, and I never really had a specific type. I just don't want an asshole, a cheater, or an abuser. (am i being too picky..?)
No. 159647
>a good person, with good morals
>cares for me, respects me
>hardworking blue collar
>not too smart, because smart guys are so fucking arrogant holy shit
>not too dumb, because dumb people don't make good life partners
>no big vices (gambling, drugs, alcohol, trooning out); responsible with money
>isn't a cheating slut; i don't mind porn as long as it's not degenerate (scat, trannies, pedo, zoo); no STDs; no hookers
>doesn't have to do chores, but has to be clean (i'm not cleaning skid marks, and dick cheese gets kicked out of the house)
>not fat, unless he's built like a bear
>perferably taller than me, but if he is a manlet i don't have to wear heels, so win-win
>good teeth
And most important
>is a good dedicated father
Honestly, i could overlook some flaws (would still divorce), but if he's not a good father he's worse than fucking trash. It's not enough to live in the same house and just being there like a wallflower. If he doesn't care about his children he might as well go away and die far.
No. 159665
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>around the same height as me (5'8~6'0)
>average looking, would feel bad if he's too pretty
>"muscle with a layer of fat" kind of dad bod
>bob the builder type
>likes to be physical, always snuggling
>a lil nerdy, a lil outdoorsy, a lil artsy. can probably play guitar or piano
>outgoing, affable, and social with other people. the extrovert to my introvert.
>doesn't do drugs or watch porn
>works to make the money while I take care of the house and cook
lets me dress him up and choose his hair cut and how he smells. treats me like his baby too
No. 159670
>>159666Plus even if you find a well off guy.. if you split you have this several year long gap in your employment.. screws you over if you need to move on and pay for yourself again
Guess we're all just fantasizing tho
No. 159695
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>around my height (5'8")
>dark, straight fluffy hair. not too long but long enough for me to pull
>thicc eyebrows
>tired-looking eyes
>pale and skelly
>not a total normie
>has at least some knowledge of internet stuff bc sadly it's a big part of my life
>has comfy, introverted hobbies like playing vidya, reading, coding, hiking, etc.
>lets me sperg about my edgy interests and nihilistic opinions without making me feel bad about it. preferably we could be nihilistic together.
>is honest and straightforward with his thoughts and feelings.
>has his own independent opinions that he feels strongly about and doesn't blindly do things because of societal values
>doesn't care too much about what others think of him/not desperate for social validation.
>sensitive and more emotional than me, but tries to hide it. would be cute if he cried when we fought and then got embarrassed about it
>genuinely likes me as a person. isn't just settling for me or with me because he wants to get laid.
i've come to accept that this is what i'm into. it's honestly too embarrassing to tell friends irl that my ideal type is a pale, skinny manlet who looks like he hasn't left his room or slept in days. and not even in a conventional way like timothee chalamet or something, like actual mentally ill school shooter/incel vibes. i always lie and say i don't have a type. does anyone else feel like they have to do this or is it just me lol
No. 159809
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Personality
>Nerdy, I just want a cute boy nerding out not much to ask for
>A bit clumsy, I find this really cute
>Not manly more on fem side a bit about stuff.
>Dry humor and dad jokes.
>Semi-clean person, as long as they try to to pick after themselves I am okay
>Has to like art, I can't deal with another guy who doesn't know about art.
>A little petty
>Spergs out about random stuff, this is just so cute.
>Calm and a bit empathic
>Honest
>Not stuck up and a bit open minded within reason
Appearance
>Around 5'7-6'0
>Lightly muscular, not looking for a gymcel
>Dark Hair
>cleaned shaved
>Good shoulders
>Dresses plain but doesn't wear sweats all the time
>White or Asian preferably
>Maintains himself
Ideally, though a guy who wears nice clothing and takes care of himself well but this is more of a culture thing like in South Korea they do it…. man
Lewd
>Likes to be rough
>Doesn't watch porn daily
>Doesn't want to do anal, threesomes, public sex, or anything with nonconsenting party
No. 159811
>>159799smaller than me
skinny
small bones
tiny legs
No. 160529
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>empathetic but doesn’t make a big deal of it, just cares about others and the human race
>great morals, loyal and trustworthy
>childfree
>optimistic but understanding when dealing with depressed people
>Asian
>cheeky submissive-leaning switch who likes being bossed around
>bit obsessed with me
>doesn’t care if I know everything he does and looks at since I have trust issues
>cooks well and frequently, does chores
>pursues me of his own accord and is respectfully persistent
>virgin or few partners, has never felt as strongly towards anyone else as he has for me
>comes up with creative and romantic dates
>makes me laugh
>into talking about complex and deeper topics
>artistic, can play an instrument and sings for me
>emotionally expressive and not embarrassed by it
>deeeeeep husky voice
>loves cute things and will fawn over them with me
>enjoys personal freedom, works remotely and/or runs his own business
>can be assertive and get things done
>will play video games and watch animu with me
>a little freaky and into the occult, in a fun way
No. 160703
>>160626college ended, we both moved to different cities for work. i still miss him in a romantic sense, but as it stands logistically speaking it wouldn't work out in the long term. one of us would have to throw our entire career down the toilet or adjust in some other way, which during covid is just unviable.
plus again, we're still good friends and we talk semi-frequently. it sucked in the moment A LOT, don't get me wrong. in the moment it made zero sense to break things up when things were going well, but in hindsight i'm happy because things ended due to outside circumstances and not because we grew to hate each other or something. sorry for the blog.
No. 160934
>>148280>>148420good taste, anon. especially the part about being cocky and having a big nose. they're must haves tbh. louis garrel is beautiful, that nose!
>>148556>> difficult to offend, relatively even tempered, not easily freaked out, not jealous or controlling.>> witty, cocky and socially domineering, but not all the way into asshole territory.>> intelligent, not necessarily as in education, but as in raw intelligence. Is a critical thinker.huge yes to these three points. I think the not veering into asshole territory with the cockiness and social dominance is important.
>>Absolutely no receding hairlinesI would've agreed a few years ago but I've been attracted to a couple guys who've been my type physically but also probably have too much testosterone lmao thus leaving them with receding hairlines. I find them endearing now
>>vague aura of unhealthiness and sleep deprivation why is this so attractive??? I feel the same and don't get it
>>159665very cute picrel, definitely would
No. 161028
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appearance/body
>dark hair, shorter at the back and longer on top and at the front, something I can play with and hold on while receiving oral sex
>nice voice. I like deep, gravelly voices but it's not super important
>dark eyes, deep chocolate brown eyes are hands down the best eyes
>big handsome nose, small dainty noses on men make them look too feminine
>lips aren't something I focus on much, but like other anons I don't like them really thin. I need a certain level of softness
>large, broad shouldered and stocky, nice muscle definition on his chest and arms, the kind of muscle build from manual labor. I like softer bellies, though. thick thighs are a must too
>hairy as all hell. crazy arm and leg hair and chest covered in a thick shag carpet of hair I can stroke as I lay in his arms. I don't particularly like back hair but finding a guy as hairy as I like w/o some back hair is probably unrealistic. I wouldn't want him to shave it or anything
>I really like beards but prefer scruff. long, thick sideburns with scruff is my ultimate fav
>taller than me, I'm 5ft 3 and like guys who tower over me but nothing much over 6' is really necessary
>as for styling, I love when guys wear just a simple t-shirt and then jeans that are kinda tight, not skinny jean tight but enough that it hugs their thighs/asses. as for shoes, just casual like the rest of the outfit, like a pair of converse/combat boots. I love seeing guys who work blue collar jobs in their work outfits though, I can't really explain why, it's just very manly and probably signals to my brain that this guy is a hardworker who can provide/care for me!
>glasses are cute, so if he has poor vision that's a plus
personality/general
>around my age, so 30 - 35
>own place, car, job
>not overly concerned with personal grooming. obviously he'd have to be clean but guys who fuss too much with their personal appearance turn me off. I don't like those beards that look like they used a ruler to shape them. I like a guy who knows he's sexiest when left mostly natural and doesn't need to spend hours in front of the mirror!
>funny. this is such an important thing, if a guy I like can make me laugh my attraction to him will increase tenfold
>confident and self assured, a little cocky too. cockiness is a huge weakness of mine
>interested in similar things to me so we can have shared hobbies, would love a very outdoorsy guy who'll take me camping and hiking. also into similar music to me so we can go to shows together
>he doesn't have to be super intelligent since neither am I but I'd love someone I can have at least decent conversations with. he also has to be an excellent communicator and an emotionally mature grown man who shows his emotions in healthy ways. understanding of my issues/hang ups. is kind/caring and knows how to comfort me if I need it
>don't mind him gaming/spending a fair amount of time online as long as he'd rather spend time with me/fuck me
>respects my boundries in bed. is ethusiastic about eating me out. no overly weird/gross kinks. foot fetish is fine cause my feet are cute and deserve to be worshipped. open to exploring the shit I'm into and is a master at dirty talk. will do romantic shit and make love to me all slow and sensually, but will also fuck my brains out
>preferably doesn't watch porn. a coomer with brain rot and a broken dick is a hard no
>doesn't have to pretend to be a feminist ally to please me or whatever but actually grasps the basic idea of why feminism is important and holds absolutely no incel/mgtow ideas
>preferably vegan, at least vegetarian. I would date a meat eater but since this is ideal guy then I'm gonna say he doesn't. would also be cool if he understood that my veganism is super important to me
>doesn't want kids but has a good relationship with his family and have a nice family I get on well with. sees me as a long term/life partner, someone he'd marry and fully commit to, not dump me if some 25 year old shows interest in him.
pircel is pretty close to my ideal type, at least physically, though not nearly hairy enough lmao. he's also very funny and a vegetarian. I love him
No. 164339
>165 to 180
>Black hair, can be slightly above
>Brown eyes
>Yellowish skin tone yes I prefer Asians but wouldn't mind a mestizo like me
>Lean/twink body, non visible abs but obviously works out
>rather than typically handsome, a cute delicate face (yes I know it ages like shit most times)
>isn't insecure about being short/cute
this is where things start to get unrealistic
>likes videogames
>isn't a turbo faggot /pol/cel whining constantly about women in videogames
>likes to read, not only fantasy but nonfiction, doesn't sperg about one being superior to another
>takes interest in history, politics but not to the point where it rules his own life
>don't care about his taste of music but would like him to introduce me to new things, as I really only like a couple of genres and autistically stick to it
>has a sense of humor, I love love love it when guys can laugh it off
>is able to contain it when it's time to get serious
>cocky but not an asshole
>can do chores around the house and motivate me to do the same
>is willing to wait for sex even though he's probably 25+ and a virgin, one sexual partner at best
>isn't too clingy, understands that sometimes being on your own is okay
>obviously an introvert
>also knows that being together is the best thing
>enjoys walking around aimlessly, either in a park or the city
>doesn't like parties or socializing a lot
>but loves his family and is willing to be friends with my siblings/mom
>can take care of himself but doesn't try to take the reins of the relationship
>on sex, must be somewhat inventive, willing to try in different positions and places
>both dominant and submissive, is able to roleplay a bit
yes I know I'll die lonely, it's okay I'm coping with it
No. 164359
>someone who's got issues or baggage, but tries to cope with it
I couldn't fathom being with someone who isn't some kind of fucked up, because I'm that myself. I know this can turn toxic, I just want someone who can empathize with me on a base level. otherwise it creates a further rift between me and him. In a way we would be aiding another with our tragedies and pasts
>has a decent sense of a humor
Men who are overly serious bore me, I irritate the fuck out of anyone who doesn't understand sarcasm. need to be with a fellow snark machine or else I will die
>energetic
I need manic energy to counteract how fuckin' depressive I get. someone who encourages me to actually get up off my ass and not wallow
>someone who appreciates subjectivity, art, and fluid concepts, and enjoys consuming music, art, tv, cinema, etc
somewhat ties into the abovementioned humor aspect, men who are cold, tactile, and objective tend to be a bore to speak to. someone who's artistically inclined will always be interesting to be around and talk to
>has strong beliefs and isn't timid, is far more outspoken, and is emotionally able to put himself out there
self confident and assured, slightly narc-y, not to the degree where it hurts others
>dark hair
>nice eyes
>cute nose
>charming smile
>exceedingly expressive face preferred
>preferably 5'11"-6'5", ideal 6'1"-6'3"
>slimmer figure but not too slim
I feel like I have a few physical archetypes set for what my ideal guy would look like but I'm not gonna say them
>more sexually dominant in bed
I'm not a dominant person, especially not in the bed, nor do I want to be, would prefer this with him steering more towards vanilla, nothing too extreme, light sexually sadistic stuff maybe, but nothing to the degree of abuse
>maybe just a bit possessive and love bombing
I am very clingy and I do not mind being clung onto back
No. 165011
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>body like pic related
>likes working out with me
>likes cooking
>regular sex drive
>likes learning about new things
>sub but not into pegging
>only drinks every once and then
>doesn’t consoom porn
>has emotions
>not into retarded political debates
>not into retarded religious debates
>equilibrium between himbo and smart
>around 24-28 years old
>likes dancing
>likes singing
>has lots of freckles and/or regular moles
>friendly
>likes dogs
Something kind of like that.
No. 166020
>>166006I'm a prideful, immature and competitive person that hates the idea of a man I'm with being more financially successful than me. Probably something about wanting to have equal power and not wanting to 'drag' them down from doing activities I can't afford. Like if they suggest something like 'lets go do xyz' and it's a bit out of my budget it'll hurt my pride to say so and I would feel bad that I'm holding them back out from doing stuff they want.
I know it's irrational and any decent person would accept 'no' for an answer, and if I'm dating a person that rich they'll probably happily pay for my share because they love me (I'll do the same if I dated a less cash rich person) but it's just something I feel.
No. 166112
>>166033A lot, but I'm not here to blog how dateable/undateable I am
>>166036Thanks anon, I'm trying my best to be a person I can be 100% proud of. I'm not there yet but i'm working on it :)
>>166063Yeah I can understand feeling alone with your craziness (for a lack of better word) when everyone seems to think differently. I wish you the best!
No. 168613
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This man in every single aspect
No. 173478
physical:
> tall, but not more than 2 meters
> athletic, toned, strong and proportionate (doesn't have to kill himself on the gym, I don't like super big muscles)
> fluffy hair
> dark brown eyes
> nice bone structure (doesn't have to be model-tier but neither a butterface)
> clean skin
> good smile
> dimples
> not pale
> not a receding hairline please I'm begging
personality:
> brain not rotted with porn, anime, videogames, social media
> prefers being outdoors and staying active
> has fun hobbies
> considerate of others, mature, emotional intelligent, respectful and kind
> makes me laugh a lot
> confident
> loves his job and has an interesting one (i'm attracted to architects idk why)
> eats well and balanced
> takes care of himself and is clean
> has many friends and is easygoing, not necessarily an extrovert
> attractive voice
> is intelligent in the way that he knows how to fix problems
> calm and chill, doesn't get angry easily and very few things disturb his mood
> appreciates and respects me as an equal, individual human being (or sees me as a goddess, I don't mind)
> physical with me
> sex is fun, often, loving, hot and satisfaying
basically I just want a normie and someone similar to me
No. 177017
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i dont think my ideal is better than what other farmers think but this is it
physical:
>looks like pic related. i made it in piccrew
>dark brown hair. fluffy hair maybe a middle part. its cute imo
>thick dark eyebrows
>dark brown eyes
>high trust face and nice smile
>thin or medium sized lips
>defined jawline
>tallish and broad shoulders
>light brown skin
>hispanic,white,asian, or mix of those
>fit. some muscle
>dresses nice
>cute voice
>average size penis
>virgin
>good hygiene
>objective 6/10-8/10 cant look too perfect
personality:
>introverted and kinda shy
>flustered easily. its cute
>is nice to people and respects women. not a "nice guy" expecting sex or a gf in return. but genuinly nice
>empathetic
>christian
>very loyal
>kinda conservative
>doesnt watch porn or masterbate
>doesnt check out other women
>doesnt follow women on social media if theyre not his family or friends
>few female friends
>wholesome affectionate and cuddles
>thinks im pretty
>above average intelligence and is interesting
>not a normie
>nerdy
>is funny has the same sense of humor and fun to be with
>doesnt like anime too much
>can deal with me being insecure and help
>not judgemental and openminded
>good morals
>isnt a pedophile and doesnt have weird or fucked up fetishes
>wants kids
>likes cats and other similar things as me
>strong and protective
>ignores other women that flirt with him
>only loves me
ik its long but this is the ideal my standards arent that high but yea
No. 178043
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Dream bf
Not even gonna lie
No. 217605
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I'm not rly articulate, or super intelligent, but I like the idea of finding someone who is patient and bookish. Plus, they can pick up, almost intuitively, on what I try to say to elaborate when we discuss concepts and shit. Essentially–I'm a willing learner and they are a willing dispenser. yeah
No. 217658
Intelligent, witty, with a bit of a flamboyant spark
Empathetic, looking to commit and wants to be a father
Enjoys the outdoors and being in nature
mentally and physically healthy, has passions, a positive mindset and a perpetual drive to learn and create
loves me accepts me as I am
self-assured and mentally strong enough to navigate the world on his own without putting blind faith in the predatory system
level physical attractiveness no higher or lower than mine- I like a longer angular face with pronounced cheekbones and a tall chin, reddish skin tone
aquiline features, narrow eyes, a slightly gaunt look
deep soft voice, average height and build, strong legs
No. 217672
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I can fix him
No. 218427
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I like legs like these
No. 218550
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I couldn’t say my type now because I’ve been single by choice a few years, but I very specifically remember what kind of guy I thought I would be with by now in middle/high school:
>preppy bordering on nerdy fashion
>completely clean shaven
>soft spoken and sweet
>grown theatre nerd
>maybe an academic, definitely a lot of brain power
>skinnyboi, same height or slightly taller than me
Basically I wanted a tumblr dream bf lol. But since I’ve grown up and actually finished puberty I’ve realised I value physical strength and stature wayyy more than I did as a kid. The funniest thing is I kissed a guy at a party a few weeks ago who was everything 13-year-old me wanted, but I just couldn’t for any further because none of those are things that grown woman me wants anymore kek.
No. 219363
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I have several types. This is one of them
No. 219394
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looks type is
>tallllll (I'm tall)
>wide shoulders and chest/back
>strong/buff
>dark, shaggy hair
>dark eyes
>olive skin complexion and a bit tan
>cute/boyishly handsome face
>glasses!!
>plain, dark clothing
basically looking like a buff nerd
people have joked i have yellow fever but i just find the rare tall, buff asian guy has that with the combo of the cute face more often
personality type is
>talkative
>happy/upbeat
>positive
>sense of humor
>aggressive
>straight forward/honest
>dominant
>animal lover
>open minded
>has basic intelligence, vocabulary and world knowledge…
I'm not asking for a rocket scientist but lately I feel like there's so many people in my age range that have really shitty vocabularies and like they've been living under rocks. Like I can't have a normal conversation with them without a word coming up that they don't know or I reference something I thought was common knowledge but they have no idea what it is.
It's just a pet-peeve ig and makes people seem retarded to me.
No. 219413
>>137765fuuuuuck I can't analyse why this pic is so attractive
is it his pin straight hair and slight frown
great taste
No. 219414
>>137765just read the rest of your post
based taste
nothing hotter than glam rock androgyny
No. 219533
>>219394kek I can tell he's a manlet from this pic
short moids look so funny when they're buff it throws the proportions off
No. 219551
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>>219533hes a japanese actor and hes 187cm
No. 219579
>>117160damn who is this
reverse image search didn't help
No. 221337
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>>116931>Smells good and is hygenic. Uses cologne, I associate people with scents very often and for example, my Grandma’s favourite perfume is super nostalgic and comforting to me. I don’t know if this explains it well lol, but I specifically like warm woody scents on men. >Tall, as tall as possible.>Someone who is well built, a decent amount of fat and muscle. Low body fat high muscle I’m not a fan of because he won’t be strong, and it’s all about aesthetics not health. Plus I want him to enjoy my cooking and baking, and to be strong like caveman>Hairy… Yeah I’m verging into caveman territory. I just find it so sexy when a man has chest hair and hairy arms and legs lol.>Cares about presentation but not too much, just to look smart and put together. It doesn’t hurt to use a face wash and moisturiser, and wear smart fitting clothes. Sweatpants are a big no-no and so are baggy tops. It really isn’t difficult to wear a button ups and a sweater over top with jeans, or a plain fitting t shirt slightly tucked in to show a nice belt. I’m going into detail but that’s my idea of casual smart.>Likes video games but not competitively. Appreciate having fun in a shooter, but not seriously competitive about it. Mostly into story driven games. Requires good taste lololol>Pale, disney prince esque looks. Handsome and soft, not overly chisled but masculine and kind looking. I hope that makes sense>Wants to be a father and a provider, hard-working and driven. I want to live a quiet comfy life working with animals part time when I’ve had children, and mostly staying at home looking after the house and garden and kids. I grew up wanting a family more than anything else because of my own circumstances so this is pretty important>Anti-porn, not a coomer, doesn’t ogle other women. Please just a man that sees sex as an intensely romantic and intimate act. I want to wait until marriage for this reason and if he can’t deal with that it’s over. Literally non negotiable>Really truly in love with me and only me. For all the otome games I’ve played I’ve always fell for the yandere characters for this reason. I just want to be special in the eyes of my man, and to be his ideal type. I think it’s a reflection of my own obsessive tendencies, because I can guarantee I won’t be cheated on or left if he’s genuinely besotted with me. This is probably the most important reasonThis is super in detail but covers my ideal hahaha. I think Christopher Eccleston is a beautiful man and has also aged fantasically. I can’t explain it but I feel so much warmth and genuine(ity?) from his face. But my type isn’t really set in stone when it comes to the face
No. 221501
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>>219394Good taste, anon. Pretty face + built body really is the superior combo. Where do I find men like this?
No. 221517
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I'm bored in a waiting room so I made a collage to pass the time
>dorky but in a Markiplier way. Like a nerd but goes to the gym
>slightly tan, blue eyes, dark hair
>I'd prefer body hair but not like a fucking full body werewolf
>himbo but not retarded
>I like thick joints because skinny men freak me out, especially little wrists because they make me think of mass shooters
>feral
No. 221556
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>>221501i know some anons will hate me for giving a kop boy but felix from skz is genuinely the most "feminine faced" guy i have ever seen while having abs so just wanted to recommend him.
No. 221558
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>>221556samefag. another pic.
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>>222005Hate to burst you bubble, but men with low bodycount dont have it out of virtue, they just cant get laid more. If you want to see how male sexuality is unrestrained by having to attract women, just look at gay men, where most have bodycount in three digits or more.
No. 222090
>>221973Based taste
nonnie. A solid human man.
No. 222110
>nerd (glasses preferred but not required)>smart and/or passionate about his interests>about as depressed as me>not too normie>small friend circle>not a soyboy-looking fag>not racist, sexist, etc. just a chill person>doesn't have strong political views (so that I can influence him)>atheist>doesn't have normie/zoomer taste in fashion>doesn't watch a lot of anime/mostly only watches good or decent stuff>not too immature (having a bf who is more mature than me but not much older would be nice)>isn't a lolifaggot (pedophile)>isn't a hentai/porn addict>isn't rich>not an incel faggotpreferred looks:
>glasses>average-looking>dark hair, dark eyes>pale (from lack of sunlight)>either chubby or a bit skinny>soft facial features>thick eyebrows>clean shaven or a bit of stubble>melancholic face>not too tall, other than that no preferred height>a bit of an overbite>cute upturned nose>>222104NTA but I get it
No. 222157
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Not all of these are a must and I can compromise on some things. I'm sort of a hopeless romantic. I know I have high standards, but I would rather be single than settle.
>Long hair that's black, blonde, or very light brown
>Blue or green eyes
>Has a friendly smile and shows emotions
>Friendly, but also sexy voice
>5'8-5'9". I'm on the short side myself, so I don't want anyone freakishly tall. Over 6'0" creeps me out
>Muscular, but not roided out
>Good hygiene, shaves, moisturizes
>No beard and not that hairy
>Tbh I don't mind large scars or pock marks, they add character
>Dresses nicely, perhaps femininely sometimes and doesn't mind being gender non-conforming, androgynous
>Is interested in horror, puzzle, or mystery games. No fps or mmos
>Open to learning about different subjects and enjoys doing so
>Nerdy and likes to read, perhaps into poetry or classic literature
>Can appreciate fine art and music
>Is interested in travelling
>Likes animals
>Knows how to cook and clean
>Polite, doesn't swear
>Has hobbies that are outside of the internet and is not terminally online
>Does not currently watch anime
>Not that into social media, no twitter
>Ideally, straight edge. Doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink, and doesn't engage in casual sex. I've been with an alcoholic partner before and don't want to go through that again
>Against porn and doesn't watch it
>Likes rock and goth music. Doesn't listen to rnb and rap. Preferably no modern pop either
>Doesn't watch movies that are violent and objectify and/or brutalize women
>Has never visited a strip club or other places that make women a commodity. Immediately gives me the ick
>Spiritual, but not overly religious
>Morals align with mine
>Views sex as an expression of love
>Devoted and loyal
>Vanilla but is willing to indulge in some harmless kinks once in a while
>Likes giving oral sex
>Patient and can handle difficult conversations maturely
>Doesn't want kids
Picrel is more of an ideal example, but I've liked nonconventional guys before too. Kindness, values, and dedication are more important than looks.
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chris pratt with brown hair and eyes and a lower hairline is my ideal face wise
No. 222254
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i need him so bad
No. 222315
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>>222283hi anon! sorry i'm not that anon…but i went and read her CC posts…she's so based. i can't believe some anons thought she was a troll lol.
if you have some recs to find more ideal guys like these ones, please do tell…
No. 222460
>>222358The only guys with a high body count who were nice, were only nice to those they wanted to fuck and other men. A guy I thought was a friend was straight up ignoring my (female) BFF because she was chubby, she's pretty and not even that fat but it was so clear to me then that he was just orbiting me and hoping to get pussy.
There's a reason why they have a high body count and it's not because they're good people.
No. 222496
>>222482You can think it's nasty, that's fine. I'm just saying you shouldn't judge someone's character based solely on their body count. How much someone fucks isn't related to how moral or kind they are.
>There's a reason why they have a high body count and it's not >because they're good people.This sentence is what I had a problem with, the two are not related.
No. 222507
>>222496Kek have you met a woman or man before? Isn't it funny how every single man talks about how several men they know are objectively unattractive, unemployed, unhygienic, etc but "are always taking girls home"? Then magically when they want to manipulate women into being more desperate they pull the "poor men never get women! They're so unloyal" card
>>222450You honestly just sound inexperienced. I hoed throughout my teens and 20s and can honestly say men who are near virgins if not already virgins are objectively better. Less STDs, less cheating and they don't have bizarre complexes about what women's bodies are supposed to look like or how women are supposed to perform. Men with a high body count "well she was flexible and rode me for 3 hours and she had basketball tits on a 90 lb body so this is what I expect you"
although they're most likely lying, this is the kinda stuff they sayThis could also just be my experience but men with high body counts are a lot more stalkery and clingy where as you can easily put up boundaries with men with low body counts and they'll comply and respect you out of fear of fucking up, guys with high body counts are never worried about fucking up since their ego is what ruins them so you can't explain to them that they can't do this or that without them getting deeply offended about how "but but Stacy let me do it!!"
No. 222512
>>222482Men don't get shamed for their body counts as much which is why they treat women as disposable, cheat so much, end relationships quickly, and aren't afraid to pump and dump. Women do get shamed for their relationships so they're often tricked into staying in
abusive relationships or forgiving cheaters because they're scared of telling the next possible guy their body count is over x and men tell women with high body counts they're not suitable partners, pair that with the idea that ugly and shitty men totally have low body counts and won't cheat (spoiler: they do) and you have the reason why so many western women are in relationships with ugly men they're often financially supporting
No. 223434
> educated, ambitious, seeking improvement in both self and relationship
> looks at me as an equal partner, human being, gives 50%.
> funny!!!!! good sense of humour, no normie shit
> non judgemental, open minded
> protective, but not overbearing, non-imposing
> good taste in music, fashion
> willing to participate in my hobbies
> emotionally available
> has been in a long-term relationship before
> ambiverted/extroverted or at least willing to participate
> generous
> not excessive on social media
> not excessive on video games
> passionate about something
> appreciates and accepts me for who i am (lol)
> sexually open with a healthy libido
> encouraging!
> philosophical (lack of better term)
> emotionally mature
> bonus: a nice family
> bonus: no past break up drama, emotional baggage
looks wise:
> good hair! curly hair, long hair bonus
> tall enough so i can wear heels (ideally 6'1+)
> tattoos are nice
> quirky features are nice
No. 224391
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>>224368You'd probably like this artist interpretation of human Scrat
No. 224396
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i'm not expecting to find someone like this because he doesn't exist
>tall, more than 190 cm
>naturally thin, not overly athletic
>pale
>long, dark or bleached blonde wavy hair. will not go bald
>can grow facial hair if he wants to, some body hair but not too much (hairy legs and stomach are sexy, but not werewolf level with excessive back hair and chest hair)
>artistically gifted and successful, preferably in the music field
>we match in music taste and like the same memes
>film buff, knowledgeable in obscure shitty movies
>has at least one comically manly interest like cars or guns
>great sense of humor
>educated but doesn't take himself too seriously
>can dress well, has his own personal style and he pays attention to how he looks. dresses kinda vintage
>no retarded political views
>hates porn, hates trannies
>not a coomer, no degeneracy
>has nice teeth
>good personal hygiene
>no mental illness, no weird baggage, no addiction to anything
>has a big family that's nice to be around when you visit over the holidays
>will encourage me to be more productive
>open to experimental fun in the bedroom, will make effort to keep things fun for both of us
>not great at cooking so i can cook for him all the time. but he is still good at barbecue
>loves pets
>he is extroverted and maintains a social circle but still has an air of mystique around him
>has at least one tasteful and interesting tattoo
>at least 5 years older than me
No. 226113
I wrote this for fun, it doesn't matter in real life anyway because loving someone doesn't come from just fitting a checklist, and nobody in real life could fit so many criteria at the same time. But if I could make my perfect boyfriend he would:
>support me in my hobbies, and maybe join me, I would like it if we could make costumes together
>like the same music I do, he doesn't have to like all of it, it's better if our tastes don't overlap completely
>be the same age as me give or take a year or two
>not be impatient, rude or talk in an annoying way
>have a deep voice
>look just like my husbando, with a long nose, dark hair, sideburns, narrow face and eyebrows low over his eyes, it's not important that he is tall but it would be nice
>be a little more interested in fashion than the average male slob. He doesn't have to be a fashionista but I would like it if he wanted to wear cool clothes like vests and pants with braces and cool coats also he would wear shirts with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows (this is very important)
>have some body hair, not too much but not too sparse, as long as he has nice hair on the forearms, belly and chest
>have a creative hobby, any kind it doesn't have to be art or music, just as long as he makes something
>love animals
>be a virgin, I am and it's important to me that he is too
>be a loner, I don't want a guy with so many friends who always hangs out with them and pressures me to come hang out too
>be lovey dovey towards me, he doesn't have to bring me roses or say stupid lines from romance movies, but if he doesn't show he loves me in absolutely any way what's the point?
>doesn't smoke or drink, or at least does so rarely
>I would make him a creature costume and he would wear it when we sleep together
>and he would trust me enough to let me tie him up and blindfold him
>and he would like it if I dressed up as a robot or monster too kek
>is very critical of himself (I know that's not good but I am like that too and I find it endearing)
>doesn't want children, doesn't care much about material things, is environmentally conscious, recognizes that some of the traditions we hold are retarded such as that women should do all housework
>I don't care what kind of job he has as long as it's honest work and he tries his best
>loves me
No. 226114
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>>224368I thought of Cole from Dragon Age Inquisition. Hm actually when I played the game I found him way weirder, he looks kinda normal looking at him now
No. 227236
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>>227234>being so insecure, so desperate, so male identified, that you'd put up with a coomer Sucks to be you, the rest of us have self respect and high standards that we won't lower just because 99% of men are trash. 1% or nothing.
No. 227244
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i just want a husbando who looks like (and larps) as a chad from the 1940s
No. 227252
>>227251You’re not wrong, they all watch porn but it doesn’t mean women are insecure for being disgusted with it
>>227249Kek
No. 227253
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>>227251Samefag:
besides you can quite literally watch and wank together. Altho I bet you're vanilla dry cunt
No. 227307
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>>227270ever heard of porn for women or amateur couples?
>>227293you're mentally retarded
No. 227342
>>227307The thing is, you can consume more ethical porn but most people don't care about the exploited women so they just don't. Erotic voice recordings, written erotica and similar medias don't really have high chances of exploiting people in the production.
You could also use your imagination which would be the most ideal.
No. 227360
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>>227307can you fill this out for me quick?
No. 227361
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>>227315>I have some hope in ethical porn by female directorsyeah women would never coerce or pimp someone out for money
No. 227384
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>can you fill this out for me quick?
No. 227405
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>yeah i'll post the zillionth wojak variant, that will show them
No. 227407
>>227315>ethical pornlol
>female directors are suddenly gonna make porn ethical because women can do no wronglmao
>>227342True. Individual actions won't change shit. The change must be systemic, the porn industry must be destroyed altogether for there to be a change.
>>227383You have to read it yourself. Just skim it, reading a couple of paragraphs makes you feel sick enough anyway.
>>227405kek, at least she has a harem I guess
No. 227605
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>White or Asian
>Dark hair and dark eyes
>Not over 176cm
>Skinny
>Older than me, in his late twenties or thirties
>Loves me and is possessive but not too clingy
>Doesn't cheat!!!!!!!!
>Appreciates me cleaning and cooking for him
>Never had a gf before me
>Kinda childish at heart
>Pats my head when he's proud of me
No. 230057
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No. 230062
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>>227776
>but I attract beta soyboys with receding hairlines, porn addiction and a software engineer degree.
but thats exactly what he is minus the degree? the degree might be even un upgrade
No. 230264
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>built like a shrimp
>scraggy puny limbs, 0% muscle
>unusually mobile face
>lazy eye/exotropia
>suspicious aura
>a lot of ambition in his small manlet body
>has a sentimental collection of useless junk
>embarrasses me by breaking social conventions and committing embezzlement
>kisses my shoes to apologise
No. 249017
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>white
>blonde or brunette
>skater
>skinny
>grungy but clean
>my age
>above 170cm
>always goes with the flow
>smokes from time to time
>likes to be manhandled during sex
>doesn't cry
>chill
>not into social politics
>only uses instagram and youtube
>doesn't eat much
No. 249022
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>manlet
>shorter than me (a must) (not that hard to find i’m 5’9)
>big eyes
>cute face
>either very little sex experience or virgin
>white or asian raised in the west
>agnostic but not the edgy r/atheism type
>adores and cherishes me
>showers every day and uses deodorant, duh
>bonus points if he looks cute like picrel
i am gonna die alone btw
No. 249023
>>248978>I've always found guys who were kind of nerdy (not sure if that's the right word) sort of cute. I like that they are passionate about their interests and there is something about them that is very familiar to me. I think when I was a kid most of the boys I was friends with were the ones who played videogames, didn't play sports, were obsessed with cars and Star Wars and shit, so maybe that's where that comes from. My friend told me that they'd probably be the worst types to date because they'd constantly be mansplaining things to me and being condescending and she might be right. Besides, even though I find them cute they can also be really cringe in excess. It doesn't matter since I've sworn off dating, but hypothetically I think it would be cute to have a gawky, introverted bf who slouches a bit and is very shy and antisocial, but knows a lot about things and gets very excited about his specific interests and talks to me about them.Holy shit nona, same. Bonus points if he wears glasses… I also think that's how my taste developed. I have this theory that we all naturally develop attractions to certain types of people out of necessity or exposure to them in our childhood. Of course, your own personality also influences what kind of person you're attracted to, and I happened to be nerdy and tomboyish.
In my personal experience, nerdy guys aren't all assholes nor do they always automatically assume they know more than you. Maybe it's because of where I live (not a first world country/the US), but I've had 2 boyfriends who didn't really mansplain things to me. Perhaps it helped that one of them was a year younger than me, but we became good friends and we're still friends years after breaking up. He even asks me about stuff that I know more about. We just share our knowledge and autism and there are no feelings of superiority between us.
Maybe I was just
extremely lucky, or maybe the place I live has something to do with it, but yes, nerdy guys who are decent people and treat women like equals do exist.
But, I have met at least one condescending, elitist, asshole nerd, and he also happened to be ESL and a regular 4chan user. Coincidence? I think not!
I think male Anglo nerds are worse for some cultural reason and infect any ESL nerd who uses the internet with their shittiness. Their culture, trends and ideas also end up being spread over to non-English-speaking nerdy people online (males and pickmes) a few years later (it's always around 5 years later) and it becomes worse than it originally was in the English-speaking internet. But I'm getting off-topic. It's something I've thought about a lot.
No. 249031
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He must be either intelligent with a good career and future laid out or a man that is kind and genuine and who is not afraid of the notion that he will become a house husband. Personality and looks are all forgiven or not based on if we're compatible.
I don't think I've asked for too much.
No. 249207
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My type IRL is the typical edgy /pol/ Jordan Peterson loving varg loving scrote. Stoner musician types. I hate it but I guess i can't say much as a lolcow terf, and usually their politics align with mine more which is a total deal breaker
No. 249739
lookswise:
>dark hair
>dark brown tired eyes
>thick brows
>keeps hair short-medium length, preferably curtain haircut
>large hands with elegant fingers
>well-dressed but still looks good in trackies
>big nose
>skinny/slim
other:
>likes to have an intimidating air but is more caring than expected
>cultured to an extent, not pretentious about it
>reserved, shy, and quiet unless with friends
>slightly edgy but self-aware. boyish humour
>loving, romantic, doesn't watch porn. likes to be rough sometimes but isn't interested in anything extreme
>employed, stable income and at least some vague direction in life
>independent
>has a creative hobby, is passionate about it
>likes to act goofy sometimes
>likes animals
>low body count or, ideally, virgin
>genuine interest when i talk about what i like
>non-argumentative, mellow
No. 249769
>>249739My boyfriend has 95% of these, 100% looks wise.
You'll have to fight me, anon.
No. 250011
>>249739For a sec I thought I had made this post. And yes I also think I just wanna date myself but as a guy (same personality but slighly specific look of course).
>dark brown tired eyessupreme taste
No. 250282
>>249035thanks
nonnie, men are cancer keep me away from my ovulation fantasies
No. 250327
>>249769how do you find one like that and get him to like you?
>>249799>so I guess I just wanna date male mesame, I'm not ashamed
No. 254547
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>>254094don't think girls prefer indian or middle eastern guys on here. they are stereotyped to hell… lmaooo
>picrel indian No. 254639
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>>254547Look up Low value Male vs High value Male, they have to offer something back in nature.
No. 254640
>>254547male birds of paradise perform the most incredible dances and songs to woo a female. male pufferfish often spend weeks creating complex pieces of art in the sand to lure a mate.
male humans are on twitter complaining about females who want them to wash their ass!
male gorillas must demonstrate superior protection, hunting, and leadership skills to be considered worthy of a female. male penguins are expected to tirelessly care for their mate and her egg.
male humans get angry and spiteful if a female's standards are too high.
humans are the only species where the LOWEST value males are largely dictating reproductive selection and the reproductive standards of the females in the species.
No. 254647
I will copy-paste from r/FDS
He needs to be respectful. That bears repeating, he needs to be respectful. Respectful of your boundaries (sexual and otherwise), your emotions, your time, your dreams, fears, and ambitions. He needs to hold you in the utmost regard and if he doesn't do that, he is not high value. That means no repeated behaviours that make you vaguely uncomfortable or stressed, no off-colour comments about you to friends or relatives, no looking down on your career or personal goals, no teasing or jokes that you have to convince yourself are funny. He should be helping build you up rather than wear you down.
He needs to be financially responsible. Note that I didn't say wealthy, because wealth doesn't mean he'll treat you well and it doesn't necessarily mean you'll have a happy life with him. It also doesn't mean he's financially responsible, there are countless pro athletes who've made millions and gone bankrupt in the space of a few years. Whatever his pay grade, your potential partner should be able to budget and live within his means, pay bills on time, save for the future and not take on unnecessary debt. Mortgages (and student loans if you're American) are difficult to avoid unless you're the 1% and fine as long as they're being paid off on schedule, but he shouldn't be racking up credit card debt, overdrafts, or small loans for things he could have just saved up for. He should also have no problem with you earning and having your own money (this goes back to respect) and I strongly advise against ever becoming totally financially dependent on a man. On the subject of money, he should also have no problem with you earning more than him.
He should be attractive by your standards. Again, maybe you want a dude who looks like life breathed into an ancient Greek sculpture of the perfect male form, there's nothing wrong with wanting that. But maybe you like slim guys rather than shredded, maybe you like stubble, or a lot of tattoos, or softer facial features. Being over 6' tall gets memed but I don't like men who are too much taller than me, it's inconvenient. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and theres no one way for a person to be attractive. But he should be attractive to you, don't try to force yourself to be into someone just because you feel like you should give them a chance.
No. 254649
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Men have frail and weak egos. They also crave consistent wild sex. They also value their money.
There’s your recipe and now here’s how you use it against them and leverage them to commit.
First, boost the mans ego. He is your king and can do no wrong. Tell him how much you love him and how perfect he is. He’s the best in his career. He’s going to be famous one day. Blow his fragile ego up to the clouds!
He will eventually learn to depend on you for his own self-esteem and ego.
Next give him tons of wild crazy sex that he won’t get anywhere else! Pull out all the tricks. Make it frequent as much as he wants.
Third, make him invest in you. Find whatever way you can make him spend as much money on you as possible without turning him off. The more money he invests the harder it will be to walk away from you.
Now how do you make this force him to commit and give up all his other options and love you the most?
Well you tear all of those things away from him.
When he doesn’t commit you WALK. When you do that you take his sense of self-esteem and ego, wild sex and invested money with you.
Make sure he indirectly knows you’re dating other men during this time, it will tear his self-esteem down even further. (Share photos on social media etc).
After a week or so he will buckle and come back hat in hand.
You rinse and repeat this cycle of building him up and tearing him down (also financially increasing his investments) until he’s addicted to you and willing to do anything for you, including marriage, financing you at a higher rate and submitting to you in general.
You can’t go wrong with this strategy it works like a charm.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)
No. 254651
>>254649I highly recommend buying a chastity cage for your scrote. Not only does it give you complete control over your scrote, it's a good way to weed out LVMs and NVMs! Chances are if he has a problem with being caged, it's because he wants to touch his disgusting scrote-cock while he objectifies other women
At the very least, demand why he MUST have it unlocked. There is literally no good explanation unless he is cheating or is a porn addict. A true HVM will understand. If he wont get in his lil scrote cage then sis, RUN
(emoji autism) No. 254652
Someone authentic, humble, and kind like my dad
>>254649>>254651bait
No. 254856
>>254808>>254835South Asians are among world's shortest people not entirely due to Genetics but due to Malnutrition, Asians Diets preferences, majority of South Asians don't eat enough varieties of foods like say people from Netherlands.
Swiss, Dutch, Scandinavians are Tallest people in the World. South Asians today are only as tall as Scandinavians were 100 yr ago.
very sizable % South Asians (35-38%) are stunted during childhood itself due to lack of Nutrition
>>254851Yes, if these People fixed their diet and hygiene. It would all be fine, they won’t even have to worry about anything at all, anon.
No. 254902
>>254897Their own men do probably want them, but since you mention it, I have seen only a few of brown men date outside their race, and if they did they had standards like you mention,
>certain type of white woman- blonde and blue eyedAlso moids are desperate fools, and I wouldn’t generalize 4/6 of the entire worlds population. One of them could be your soulmate, if you believe in that
No. 254906
>>254903Are you an Ex-Muslim by any chance? I do understand where you are coming from.
Great to know you have standards, girl.
No. 254955
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>>254547>>254878I seem to have a preference for them (and clearly so do other anons). South Asian features are very pretty to me, on both men and women. Ime the real issue is family and religion, depending on what the latter is.
Several have liked me and I'm only half white with the other half not even being SA. So…false on that front.
No. 254969
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>>254911>vocal minoritySure jan
No. 254983
>>254978Changing skin color to look white ("whitening" creams are very popular in Asia)
see
>>254943 comments
No. 254986
>>254975Sorry but these people need to be educated, they prolly took pics and posted them on ig calling her 'my bitch'.
>>254983can we end this convo already?
It's been three days.
No. 254988
>>254969It’s funny how as a dark skinned woman, I get stared at in Korea and Japan. Random strangers ask me to take photos with them. Yet nobody says Japanese/Korean stare, it’s always “Indian stare”
Spoiler alert: homogenous countries are always going to be curious about foreigners
No. 254989
>>254988Hey watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Few8kJ0zfnYThese Asians countries worship white skin, that's why they are all like this. Their minds are colonized, this is why us black women need to stick together and decolonize
No. 254999
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>>254955He really needs skincare, his skin looks damaged and burned. Hygiene is key, a part of his is light and other dark. Crooked nose, just do mewing and build a jaw.
>sephora should start adversing to men not even joking No. 255000
>>254999discolouration is normal
nonny. After a certain point you can’t fix it without skin bleaching
No. 255007
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>>254999Coming after Jeenu smh. That's my modelsbando. My ex didn't like him either and said he looked like he was starving kek.
Some tone differences in that last pic are lighting, but like other anon said it's just a natural minor pigmentation difference.
And the nose is part of the charm.
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>>255004him now.
nonny thats his before pic
No. 255038
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NO HATE
No. 255039
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No. 255040
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>>255039>>255038>YES THEY ARE ALL INDIAN.both north and south india have been intermixing ever since they went independence. that's what i heard from my high school friend…
i hate men who look different in every pic but whatever…… they have exotic phenotypes coming from a white Canadians.
No. 255043
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>>255041They are brown fuckboys? I bet you dated a small amount and began to hate on all of them. Same goes on with any other race
Just don't be a l.edditor or channer
No. 255048
White men call white women who date black men coalburners, while they do it. They get called nothing. They love throwing double standards at us
>>255047What race or person are you dating now?
No. 255050
>>255049Date a girl or one of those feminine men. They are only worth it, in the long term. These Moids hide behind
toxic masculinity. It doesn’t matter their race, but they’re all desperate and craving for one thing only and that’s sex. Focus on getting a Man that does what you do and get him to cook food with you, don’t do it alone.
No. 255104
>>255095Someone with no concept of their origins, culture, or language.
>>254891See what she said, don’t go near people who hate their own selves and they try to erase parts of them to fit in. Major red flag
No. 255125
>>255115No
>>255117This thread is talking about type of men you should date or avoid now, get used to it
nonny No. 255159
>>255093>don't sleep with him and pretend you are [a virgin]Tfw my ex asked me to do that lmao. I guess that's not rare then (even outside of Islam? I aim to avoid the religious anyway because I am very much not).
I did split before we did anything and will again if I come across such issues once more, thanks anon.
>>255085Why is whitewashed bad?
No. 255220
>>254858based. It's almost as if I made this post, even the age is the same (spooky)
What kind of dorky/unfashionable glasses do you mean? I hate it every time a style that I enjoy suddenly becomes popular, like big round glasses lately.
No. 255249
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>where my blondies at, prolly him
No. 255265
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my ideal type?
>2D
real men are scary and you cannot trust them
but for the sake of this thread:
>cute
>smart but stupid
>a himbo, perhaps
>takes care of their hygiene
>knows how to set boundaries
>knows how to follow boundaries
>funny, or at least interesting
>a genuinely good person
>emotionally mature
i'm sure i can expand on it but that's the general idea
No. 255279
>>255265>smart but stupidkek
I get what you mean though
>a genuinely good person>emotionally matureunfortunately these are pretty rare.
No. 255468
>>255438Holy shit same! I love those glasses and I also hate the obnoxious thick black frame ones that are really trendy now. Tortoishell ones are just not sexy to me but I don't hate them either.
It's a real shame that in real life nowadays, most men who wear simple wire frame glasses are horrible incel types or otherwise have undesirable traits (like being a porn addicted weeb or troon).
No. 255672
>>255044They felt the need to put down one race to uplift another. For example large amount of brown moids and foids, fetishize ethnic groups, religions, skin color and even race.
kek.
>>255049Here these moids/foids obsess over the most weirdest things. As i said if you were Punjabi they would fetishize a Tamil. Or if you were Hindu, Christian, Sikh. They would fetishize Islam, Judaism, Neo-Spirituality.
>I'd date guys my race if he proved he wasn't a coomer who sexualizes women based on their ethnicity which seems to be unlikely.so much this.
I am sorry that your dad was one of those LVM.
>>255044I haven't see this but yes, you are right.
Self-hate is deep within these people…
>>255251Agreed
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>>255690
I understand why East Asian men are popular in KPoP, they have a brain or two
No. 255721
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Ladies, is his hair stylish enough for your taste?
No. 255722
>>255721It's gross
He looks like a huge faggot
No. 255724
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emma chamberlain if she was a boy
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No. 255729
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love for guys with big masc noses too
No. 255731
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No. 255821
>>255820samefag
>kill and tell I meant kiss and tell
No. 256089
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Take hairstyle of pic ref on
>>255721 and add mild dad bod, medium height, with toned arms/legs and glasses.
Basically >>222254 in 3D form.
>is also sweet and compasdionate when he needs to be, but not afraid to be blunt when I need it>doesn't have 4-chan shitpost humor, but isn't above making dumb jokes at times>doesn't care about making it big or being rich; just wants to have a normal life without excessive luxury>is willing to talk when upset and won't act distant when I voice my problems>doesn't sacrifice energy to get everything done or spend time with all friends>will stand his ground in an argument but not get verbally offensive about it>is not sexually deviant, but isn't necessarily a virgin; coukd still be shy about it and the idea of it>doesn't care for politics or religion>is proud of their appearance>we don't have to share interests, but wouldn't mind talking about his with passion>has good friends that don't take advantage of him, and has a good family>doesn't mind being alone sometimes>isn't a heavy or frequent drinker; also doesn't smoke>likes pets, mostly cats>doesn't mind cooking or cleaning>doesn't have to be a genius, but isn't dumber than rocks No. 256657
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Physical
>18-24
>Either white or asian
>light brown hair or blonde (okay with black hair if Asian)
>non-blue eyes
>If white, has American, English or Eastern European facial features
>any height above 5’1
>has some feminine/androgynous facial features (high cheekbones, non-wide face) but without trying to look like a coomer ‘uwu femboi’
>retains some masculine facial characteristics
>short or medium length hair that is well-groomed
>no acne, but some is tolerable
>good fashion sense (more in a ‘has a Pinterest’ way than a ‘googled timeless men’s fashion once’ way)
>either lean with some muscularity or soft muscularity with bara tiddies (majorpectoralis as an example)
>practically hairless body/face
>braces (optional)
>freckles (optional)
Personality
>smart in a practical sort of way
>reads books for pleasure but isn’t a philosophyfag
>uninterested in/doesn’t like anime
>has artistic passions (making music, doing art, writing, photography)
>doesn’t use social media much
>not socially retarded
>good listener but is able to keep a conversation flowing
>plays some sort of sport for fun
>wants kids one day
>likes cooking
Sex
>has had between 0-2 sexual partners
>limits porn consumption, but preferably doesn’t use it at all
>is vocal during sex
>is extremely vanilla/has no real fetishes
>dislikes the idea of power imbalances
No. 257555
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Conventionally unattractive Asian and Jewish boys with low self esteem and high paychecks/rich families seem like they would make great husbands.
No. 257801
>>257739Have you had experience with this? all my past experiences have made it not worth it
I have had a much more pleasant experience dating a rich white dude
No. 257809
>>257804idk obviously depends on the guy, but that was my most positive bf experience. most liberal, feminist, and willing to spend on me, compared to all of my Asian exes.
could be an outlier because he is really insecure, but out of all my insecure ex's, I really don't recommend dating an Asian dude, especially a not well adjusted one (which they likely tend to be, given Asian emotionally distant upbringings).
No. 257948
>>257809white men get progressively more
abusive the longesr you stay with them, and then if you have kids your kids will suffer narcissistic abuse too. They are literally incapable of empathy. All of them. it's just a matter of how long until their mask slips.
I have not seen a single successful relationship involving american moid, it is a bottomless pit of shit. An illegal immigrant would make a decent husband but only because he knows you can have him deported at any time.
No. 258028
>>257987What was the post? Was it a moid again?
>>257948You can date an European man or better just wait until you find a decent man regardless of race… I'm brown and from how I've seen brown met treat white women, I'd advise you not ever touch them unless you're a virgin or know how to manipulate them. I don't have experience with American men but I know some are very misogynistic but even then, trust me it possibly can't be comparable to an immigrant man, I mean just look at how the women in their native countries live, you're going to be in the same situation if you date them.
No. 258046
>>257917Can't tell if asian fetishists are trying to whiteknight their fetish or if actual asian nonnies trying to whiteknight their race's men
>>257948Maybe I got lucky by dating a white dude raised solely by his mom and sister and he's much more empathetic than me kek
No. 258058
I should be ashamed, because I am way to old to post here, but damn it.
>Intelligent
No need to be super smart, but some kind of knowledge would be good. Street smart would be also nice.
>humor
not silly but my type of humor, dark, cynical and word play maybe. No one who thinks he has do joke all the time, that is annoying and no scaring me! I hate that!
>confident
I am not very confident, so it would be nice if he could step up for that. No arrogant.
>patient
I am not an easy person, decisions are hard to make for me and I need lots of time for close bonds to form. He must have the patience of a saint to be together with me.
>must have one or two good friends and a cricle of not so close friends
I need much time for myself, so it would be nice if he can go to friends and do stuff while I need time off. Also social skils are important.
>Independent
I hate clingy people. He should be able to live alone.
>Money
He must be good with money. Not rich, but able to have a stable income. No spontaneous spending. Be capable to put a little money to the site. Like me.
>other character stuff
Calm, I tent to get nervous so he should be collected and be able to calm me. Mature, polite, kind, friendly. Protective without controlling. Does not hate animals.
or plants. Keeping a cool head in stressful situations.
Not slowpoke, but not hyper energetic. A a litle bit sporty, maybe he will motivate me to do more sport. Doesn't mind getting his hands dirty if needed.
>clean
clean room, clean body. Sad that It needs to be adressed.
>warm
I am freezing often and my hands are cold I like the idea that he would take my hands in his and warm them.
Or he hugs me in winter and I don't feel cold anymore.
>Body
I like tall people. So he should be at least a head taller than me.
Not fat belly. Black or blonde hair. Blue or grey eyes.
Muscles should be workout muscles but also work muscles. A ratio from 2:3 workout to work muscles. would be nice I like it wen men can actually pick up and carry stuff without half an hour of warming up.
This one is really weird, but I find scars very attractive, so he should have scars. Face, body all very nice.
Not too hairy. I don't mind body hair, but I don't want a monkey beside me.
>pleasant smell
No overuse of perfume or after shave. Just a nice natural body smell.
>deep voice
I love deep rumbling voices. Like a far away thunder. When angry like a growl or when flirting like a purr.
Does that makes sense?
some things my 13 year old self needs to say, because I had it on my list for a very long time too is: Pointy ears. Must be able to turn into a magical Dragon or be able to cast Magic
Jesus that took way longer than intended.
No. 258127
>>258125I know most say they have a dark humor and just be horrible to each other.
I will never understand it, a friend once showed me what he though was dark humor, but it was just a guy insulting.
My descrpition is unreal anyway.
No. 258708
>>257948Excuse me
nonny are you a sandnigger?
No. 260977
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Sorry about 2D, and i'm not actually very fond of Disney per se, but the nerdy bookish energy of Milo Thatch kinda describes my guy type (and gal type too tbh). I just want someone with whom i can sperg about obscure literature / linguistics shit and live in the woods in an old log house full of etymological dictionaries.
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I have seen black guys post this type of crap too. Ladies you are right about it
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>>262281you can change this with any minority guy and it'll make sense. Janny's don't sunset me. I'm showing Truth
No. 262410
>>262404have you seen the state of those countries and how women are treat there? of course they'd prefer to date white men, as they should. indian and asian moids are insanely misogynistic under the guise of "culture and tradition" and do nothing to hold themselves accountable. they regard themselves too highly and think they are gods because they're like 5'7 with a patchy beard and a shrivelled dick, yet they still expect a freaky submissive white woman or latina because they consider themselves "too good" for women of their own race, the same as black men.
naturally this is why black moids get mad and start raging that black women prefer white men after those same black women have been constantly shit on all their lives for looking "too dark and not as freaky as a latina" by men of their own race. they can't handle the heat, pathetic scrotes - if you can't even treat the women of your own culture with respect and dignity then don't be surprised when she fucks off to find something better.
(Racebait) No. 266810
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Looks:
>5'9+
>Skinny, with a lankly built
>Tanned or extremely pale skin
>Long, slender but masculine hands
>Nice shoulders, with a v-shape
>Medium to long hair
>Slightly defined jawline
>Any hair color, preferably brown or black
>Straight or slightly curly hair
>An interesting nose shape
Personality:
>Artsy and slightly melancholic
>Thoughtful and very mature
>Compassionate and naturally nurturing, likes kids and animals
>Strong morals and values
>Very creative and extravagant
>Agnostic
>Very well groomed and clean, hygiene game must be strong
>Independent and competent
>Good in conversations
>Worships me and treats me like a queen
>Respects and admires the women in his life
>Hates violence
That's it
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No. 268794
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>>268741Kinda looks like French rapper Nekfeu
No. 268907
Here are mine. I am aware these are high hurdles but w/e, I'd rather die alone than settle for less
Appearance:
>tall (at least 6', 6'2" to 6'4" is ideal)
>not lazy & eats healthy and works out. No need to have washboard abs but any jiggle or pre-dad bod is unforgivable
>wears sunscreen and uses basic face products so he doesn't have insane wrinkled face like his peers
>low, pleasant voice that's mellow
Doesn'ts:
>doesn't watch porn
>doesn't smoke cigarettes and cigars(very important)
>doesn't drink excessively and only drinks socially / in moderation
>doesn't brag but has natural confidence
>doesn't just sit in front of a TV and watch netflix all day (has something other than watching The Office or some mainstream normie show as their personality trait)
Traits:
>blushes often, kind of in a tsundere type way
>my age - up to +4years gap
>educated and smart, a bachelor's degree at least
>teases playfully, but never to the point where I'm upset, likes to banter back and forth with me on interesting subjects
>will wait until marriage with me
>has good, intellectually stimulating hobbies(sports, educational things, artisanal things like smoking meats or woodworking)
>not a man whore / low body count
>extroverted but won't talk over me until I'm done with what I have to say
>down to try my hobbies + I try his
>interested in learning new languages so I can practice mine with him (ideally French, Spanish or Japanese so I keep my skills sharp)
>down to travel with me
>wants 2-3 kids
>likes to cook with me
>responsible with money but knows when to splurge and enjoy
>verbally praises me often / tells me when to rest
autosage for autism
No. 268927
>smart
Non negotiable.
>appearance
5'8 or above (5'10-6'2 is peak), wavy hair. Dark hair and tan skin is my ideal combo. Lean and slightly built, looks his age. Dimples are nice. Defined nose. Grooms self and looks at least average with decent sense of fashion.
>less than 700 ig followers/doesn't use social media too much
Manwhores. Negotiable but it's a big sign of a ho.
>outgoing/willing to fake it
>has a job & career goals/ambition
Absolute must.
>some sort of ambition/hobby that requires dedication
>doesn't play a lot of league/fps, but still a little nerdy (anime, before mentioned in moderation)
>wants and likes kids
>won't cheat or look at others
>willing to try new things
>believes in actually being a gentleman, makes romantic gestures
>likes having stupid conversations with me about mundane but calm tiny things in life
>has guts.
>not porn addicted
>not conservative.
I really don't care otherwise as long as it's not a core personality trait.
Those are just things that I value the most. Guts is probably the biggest deal breaker for me, I need someone with ambition and that means guts. Could literally mean just being confident in day-to-day life where it matters. God I just need someone above or AT average height, average or above looking, who is smart, not conservative, has ambition, guts, and wants a future. Good lord is that hard to find where I'm at. Can't wait to graduate and gtfo this hick college town. Fuck the men here. They're either racist, absolute scum, or losers, from thorough personal experience. I've given up. Nothing is possible until I fucking graduate.
No. 276061
>Fluffy brown hair
>Lean with a smallish waist that I would want to wrap my arms around
>Cute smile
>Takes care of his appearance, cares about looking presentable, and dresses in a way that he thinks is nice (would dress in more of an alternative style since I'm not a fan of street fashion or high-end fashion, but other than that I'm not picky)
>Cute, puppy-like personality. Kind of rambunctious and energetic, emotionally open, maybe a little clumsy and affectionate (but not in a sexual way)
>But not a complete extrovert. Introverted and somewhat shy or at least more reserved in public/toward people he doesn't know.
>Submissive and relies on me for some things. Likes being taken care of.
>Very loyal and devoted, just like a doggie
>That being said, has a job, friends, and hobbies so that his life doesn't revolve around me or being in a relationship (massive turnoff)
>Has things he is very passionate about and works hard toward (maybe something related to art or music? but he'd obviously have to be good)
>Sarcastic, dry sense of humor
>Free-spirited, nontraditional, and doesn't care about getting married or having kids (doesn't have to be against it, but those things aren't something he absolutely expects)
I posted on here a while ago, but my ideal type has changed a bit so I thought I'd post an update. I used to want somebody who was very similar to me because I was afraid otherwise I wouldn't be able to relate to them. Now I think I'd prefer if I was the more bookish, serious, cynical one and I just had a cute, fashionable, clumsy boyfriend who loved me. I can dream…
No. 276136
>>276061Aww. Here's hoping that your dream comes true then someday
nonnie with the boy of.. well your dreams. Best of luck and don't give up on finding the person your meant to be with.
No. 281338
>>116934>Is a tiny waif that you could maybe break in half>Is a practical doormat>Grew up poor>Isn't judgmental>Doesn't really want to be around anyone but youLiterally outed yourself as a
abusive person. Not surprising you put:
>98% of them are pedophiles1000% projection seeing that you're for power inblanced relationship on the level of that of a pedophilic one.
No. 281402
Feel free to judge, nonnies:
>18-25
>no coomer, no porn/hentai addict, no drugs, never visited a prostitute or massage parlours (maybe a drink or two in social events)
>not an AGP nor will troon out
>100% straight
>speak two or three languages
>in college/ have a degree/ decent earning job
>have multiple and varied hobbies: mostly reading, playing an instrument, gaming (in decent level)
>is a hardworking man and a helpful member of society
>likes pets
>blond or light brown straight hair, great hair genes (no balding)
>green/grey/hazel/blue eyes
>white
>6'5 tall
>lean but with some muscle
>a perfect mixture of boyish and handsome face
>6.5 inches penis (not too small, not too big)
>sweet, loving, loyal, truthful, caring
>not a selfish lover in bed
>very affectionate
>atheist/agnostic
>decent fashion sense
>is friendly and sociable enough but prefer to stay at home chilling
>good chef
>respects his family
>no criminal past and don't have any criminal inclinations
No. 281430
>>281402I like your dream guy! Although, I'll change the whole scheme a little bit, after my preferences:
>speak two or three languagestwo is alright
>blond or light brown straight hair, great hair genes (no balding)I don't care about the hair color as long as it's a natural one tbh, but again that's my preference. also NO balding. NONONO don't go bald in my presence.
>6'5 tallI don't care as long as he's a little taller than me
>is friendly and sociable enough but prefer to stay at home chillingeh I would prefer to go outside and just chill on the grass somewhere in a big beautiful floral park
>good chefnot necessarily, but it would be nice
Overall
nonnie, your taste is great. Hope you'll meet this guy
No. 281505
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go fishing with your bait somewhere else
No. 281509
>>281426I know, nona, since it is describing my dream guy, I wrote what would be his ideal height, I just really like tall guys (over 6'0)
>>281430Either way, you have lovely preferences,
nonnie. There are other things I wanted write about him (like good hygiene, healthy, etc), but those are implied and the minimum required. I would add good with children and humble. But I got lazy/forgot kek
No. 281571
>>116931-5'10-6'2. I don't care if he's 5'8, but anything below that is unlikely.
-intelligent
-good God that dilfy look gets me going
-dark hair, dark eyes are ideal but not a dealbreaker
-wavy hair
-tanned skin
-slightly built to built, broad shoulders and nice not stick thin legs
-career goals & personal ambition goals, wants to improve
-supportive (ofc) kind, loving
-wants kids
-open minded when it comes to sex
-minimal instagram/social media. i.e. doesn't post incessant selfies, self-jacking off posts
-not a furry, pedophile, zoophile, etcetera also not a total weeb
-no fetishism of any races including mine
-not a hoe
-body count = 1/2 is ideal. Dating a virgin male means they want to fuck and lose their virginity, no regards to you. Fucking desperate moids
-can cook and will cook
-doesn't hate women
-he better not be a passive male. never again
-knows what valentines day is
-plans dates/remembers important dates and gives gifts
-not racist
-at least left leaning. conservatives are auto no they're usually women haters
-same level of nerdy as I am
No. 281600
>>281509Thanks
nonnie, same goes to you! Also yeah, good with children is a must! And of course good hygiene/healthy
No. 281642
>Not a gaymer
>Ideally, supports gendercrit ideas or at least doesn't mind that I'm a terf and doesn't virtue signal for trannies.
>Understands that prostitution, BDSM sex or porn aren't 'empowering' and doesn't promote these ideas.
>Accepts that I know better than him regarding women's issues and feminism, and doesn't mansplain.
>Don't care much for height but anything below like 5'7/170cm is ehh since I'm taller myself (5'8½)
>Good hygiene, cares about his looks and dresses nicely.
>Pretty face for a man.
>Tan skin, black curly hair.
>For some reason I really like lithe and lean men, bordering on skinny. Not skinnyfat though.
>Extroverted, fun and outgoing to help me get out of my shell.
>Passionate and caring when in a relationship.
>Doesn't watch porn, stalk IG models, or want to choke me, or hurt me other ways in bed.
>No degenerate fetishes.
>I don't care much for wealth, but he's gotta have at least some sort of higher education and a normal job.
>Would kind of add that 'doesn't live with his parents' but in this economy…idk if that's even realistic anymore. Wouldn't mind him renting an apartment with roommates though.
>Never condescends or patronizes me.
>Don't really care if he's a himbo or an intelligent, well-read scholar, as long as he meets the above requirement.
>Not a slovenly slob in regards to his surroundings. Cleans up after himself.
>Has a big/decent social circle of friends he can introduce me to, so they can be my friends too lol.
>Don't care much for penis length (as long he isn't like a 3-incher or smth) but I'd like him to be thicker than average. A thick and average one would be fine.
>If he makes more than me, offers to pay for my shit. Like restaurant diner dates or groceries, not sugar daddy bs with him buying me a car or smth.
>Values me as a partner and genuinely likes/loves me and doesn't just use me for emotional labour and sex until he can get with another girl.
Yeah if I told anyone this IRL I would be hounded for daring to have such high standards. That's why I just stay quiet, and it's not like it even matters tbh. A guy like this (and many others described by nonnies here) just doesn't exist, so we'll all either have to settle for much, much less, or stay alone. I'm betting on the latter for myself though.
No. 282460
for a while I had no idea what my type was except i knew he had to take care of his body/health and appearance. but after an unfortunate incident, I realized i had to narrow it down. I have two types.
type 1:
>uber soft boy: baby-faced features, neutral toned hair, casual but sleek, glasses,
>goth/emo grudge boy: dyed hair, piercings, tattoos, wears black, white, red, street style, jewelry, mullet/woftcut/long hair
for both:
>taller than 171cm
>some abs
>jawline
>can wear makeup/skincare without shame
>light skin
>2 years younger than me min- 7 years older than me max
>charismatic
>kinda shy/mysterious
No. 347021
>2 years younger than me
>chinese (my irl crush now is chinese, i dont have yellow fever i swear)
>very flirty and touchy but knows how to act outside, in front of other people
>horny a lot
>likes some artsy thing, im in tech/engineering and anything but an engineering major is fine. If he is one, he has to be worse than me so i can teach him stuff
>thinks im smart and describes me that way to people
>pornfree, audio porn or erotica reading is ok
>genuinely is a feminist, not a male feminist but like v understanding of womens issues and possibly terfy (i know unrealistic)
>not hairy on the chest, back, shoulders
>also cant grow much facial hair
>skinny w very small amount of definition. Like a guy who is v skinny that he ends up having a very hard body to touch, there are lines on abs etc but theyre not like workout abs.
>likes to be on top during sex becuz im not too into riding
>uneven skin or acne scars idk why i find it cute, bonus points if he has facial birth marks
No. 347035
>>346906i have to anecdotally disagree. a woman i know really likes indians. always did. had curry fever for decades, total indiaboo. did yoga and always wore those silly alladin pants with elephants on them and golden bangles.
we do not have indians in my small town. she literally found her husband while on holiday in india, and imported him here. he sticks out like a sore thumb. theyre a loving couple, but the whole scenario is really comical to me. (no, its not a passport marriage, because he keeps trying to convince her to move to india instead.)
indians love pale european ladies, but rarely is it reciprocated. she sure was a catch there.
No. 347148
>>347070yep. the men are usually creeps. sometimes nice but creepy and lack boundaries, coming from a uni student. the woman are typically very sweet though, I find it's the culture as it applies mostly to internationals.
my experience with american brown guys though has been an extreme of extremely cocky asshole or desperate nice guy
No. 347553
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>>347400 i don't care for indians butt that is simply wrong
No. 347623
>>347400I'm
>>347158 and know a lot of arab women, you're wrong. Neither arab nor indian women have negative qualities, their men on the other hand…
>>347494Arab women are unfortunately %99 mistreated, poor and abused but since anons only meet the %1 super rich ones who could afford to travel/study in western countries, they'll believe all of those women are super rich and spoiled. Anyone in top %1 would be spoiled regardless of ethnicity but western people dislike seeing rich foreigners more than seeing rich whites (which i cant blame tbh) so they'll accuse rich arabs and rich asians of being spoiled.
No. 351313
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Height doesn't matter as long as he's above like 5'6 and below 5'11 although taller is I guess acceptable but not preferable or even wanted. Um he's got a defined nose, I love those boxy square noses with the cute tips. And he's stupid as fuck. Not balding. Musclefat preferred but I appreciate alot of types of men. And if this meant personality I just imagine the 'ideal'counyerpart to not be ideal to any standard, but just complimentary and supportive to me and vise virsa with absolute trust and compromise. And a very funny and non serious personality. Probably very talkative, im not shy but I like to listen to people babble as oppose to being forced to carry conversation. I'm not desperate or needy so I don't have to fill the void with random men or try to make them fit my ideal or beg for it, I know someday I will find him or whatever and I will be in a happy and healthy long term relationship with a man I consider my best friend. I also don't pursue relationships when I know I am not putting in effort to be my best self, so for now I just daydream about guys I find sexually attractive. I will never ever pine for a man or crush on a man out of loneliness.
No. 351329
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>personality and traits:
-serious around most people except me
-protective, overprotective is fine if it is a cute and endearing way, not in a psycho, paranoid way
-intelligent, but not trying to prove that every second; confident yet humble in skills
-understanding and empathetic even when he cannot relate (yea right, kek)
-well spoken and old-fashioned sense of humor
- can be silly sometimes
-caring enough to be a good father
-not controlling
-a good listener
-gentle giant at most times but could change to protect me
>looks:
-very tall, 6'4" and above
- veiny arms
- muscular, thick thighs, nice ass
-toned back
-well endowed, uncut
-dark eye color, submissive eyes contrasting a masculine body is cute
-weathered skin
-silver fox or at least greying on sides/salt and pepper hair, thick head of hair, good hairline, clean haircut
-strong jaw
-clean shaven
-decent sized lips
-death by snu snu
>icks:
-watches moeshit anime or ecchi adjacent crap
-refers to women as 'bitches', even the ones he doesn't like
-pronouns in bio (peak him)
-pro life (could put things in perspective for him, i've done this before)
-daddy kink, any bdsm where the man is dominant
-poor hygiene
-on ibs with lots of porn/non-spoilered nsfw
-using big words in wrong context of usage
-piercings in anywhere but ears, gauges are gross too
-listens to /mu/ shit in a /mu/ fashion
-weird beliefs on race/ethnicity
-promiscuous before relationship
-defending lolicon
-speaks to many single women online
>absolutely not:
-watching porn/hentai/ever paid for sex
-weird fet like scat or farts
-bisexual (in theory is on thin ice)
-making comments on the bodies of adolescent girls, even as a joke
-joking about rape, sexual assault, csa, dv
-non-monogamous
-the reason why a woman has a mental illness
-bpd
No. 352402
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>>352065If you believe someone is a man you're not supposed to reply, newfag.
Just because people call out the 90 day fiance tier weird racial fetishizing interracial relationship fantasies, they're not men.
No. 352957
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>>352402In my country Stacies mostly date brown Muslim men
No. 352993
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ideal male:
>good relationship with father/mother, parents preferably together
>believes in God
>is the younger brother (theyre so bratty and combative)
>light eyes
>pale skin
>dark or black hair
>relatively little body hair except for arm pit hair and bush
>smells good
>works out but sometimes forgets to eat
>lean
>good bone structure
>smart but lazy
>conservative yet horny
>likes to tinker with things or completely destroy them for fun
>0 internet presence
>likes electronic music
>doesn't do drugs
>tall
>dresses nice in mostly second hand clothing and has a couple much mulled over department store pieces
>collects stuff
ladies and gentleman… my current boyfriend. shout out my Nigel
No. 353579
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so, archetypes. i like when villains in books and films have a fucked up evil little henchman they kick around and the henchman scurries around doing an evil laugh, mumbling to himself in a deranged fashion and trying to lure the heroes into a spike trap. that's what i want my men to be like, little gross creatures that i have to actively stop myself from squashing every single day because they're just so highly squashable. like a creepy fat spider on your porch (if it was sapient enough to be evil and you could also fuck it) i need them to live and breathe for my approval, i want them forever trapped in my cycle of power and abuse, terrified of violence but simultaneously craving it. want an igor bf irl. i want a renfield bf irl.
No. 353732
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>qt skinny nerd
>has to have nerdy/geeky interests including reading and all that
>socially awkward
>pretty shy
>no degenerate fetishes
>overall not a degenerate
> loyal
>likes cuddling and smooches
>is really into his interests/hobbies (so he doesn’t like them on a normie/surface lvl)
>doesn’t use pol, r9k, lgbt, vt
>not balding/bald
>basic human hygiene
>smells good
>intelligent but not in the AKSHUALLY way (so not in the obnoxious way)
am I asking for too much? reeee
No. 356353
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I think I’ve realised my type is literally Llewyn Davis cosplayers. Gloomy ethnically ambiguous hipsters with Bob Dylan style who smell like tobacco and kiss like they’ve got a train to catch. I could never marry one but the ones I’ve dated have been freaky as all fuck and don’t make demands over being waited on. I cannot handle soy and this is the best available alternative that isn’t tradcaths or armyscrotes.
No. 356362
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I've always gravitated towards nerds as my first friend ever grew up to be a geek. If he hadn't moved countries I bet we would've gotten married eventually because we were inseparable. You ever met those social nerds with a lot of friends? Among all the normal geeks hidden like jewels are those fun, passionate, calming and intelligent guys. Guys that need more than an atomic bomb (me) to lose their cool. Sometimes a little cocky, sassy, even a little autistic but it just makes them more attractive.
Lookswise I also have a type. All my crushes have been skinny, had light/medium brown hair and either gray-blue or gray-green eyes. Facial features are also similar, it's always some sort of slender and sharp features that draw me in. Always sharp angled brows.
There's a geeky guy at work who looks a lot like a younger Matthew Mercer and I'm struggling. His body language too is somehow intoxicating and he keeps trying to make me laugh
No. 356920
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>>116931I read somewhere about how most people are attracted to someone that looks like them, so I'm not surprised I'm so attracted to the idea of a very skinny, emo-looking nerdy guy with glasses that is a loner and looks like he hates his life (and probably does).
No. 357039
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>>138741you don't need to be attractive to get hot guys like that
(repeatedly racebaiting and replying to 3yo post like a retard) No. 357591
>>357386"Not obese or skeleton thin"
"Idc about appearance"
At least be honest, haha.
No. 363099
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>Taller but younger than me
>Strong, not chubby or skinny, toned back, full thighs and existent butt
>No beard and not hairy
>Long eyelashes and light eyes
>Dresses in muted colors and would wear clothes that i gift him or progress with his style as time go on
>Quiet, calm, introvert, hardly ever smiles
>Has a nice voice that is not very deep
>Swears casually
>Calls me a weirdo when i love bomb him
>Conscious about his intimidating and serious aura
>Doesn't like to be called cute but doesn't act like an edgelord
>Blunt but shy when it comes to his feelings and affection
>Dry humor, sometimes laughs at silly things, gets embarrassed if he does/says something unintentionally funny
>Has experience but never felt romantic attraction
>Gets along with shy people (me)
>Doesn't want to have sex as often as i want
>Is not possessive/paranoid/clingy
>Secretly likes to cuddle and when i play with his hair
>Smells nice, like a delicate mix of vanilla and wood
>Says he doesn't like sweets, ends up eating a whole pie in one day if i was the one who made it
>Doesn't hate children and children like him
>Is passionate about something soulless like aircrafts, motorbikes, engines etc.
>Likes soft and fluffy animals like cats or something rough and unusual like crocodiles
>Hates summer and hot weather, loves rain and hot drinks just like me
I love the fictional men in my head
No. 363110
>>363104Yeah, i've never had it yet because of many reasons but a lot of people had expectations or opinions on me lol, it's weird but i came to feel like i prefer it to be almost one sided, i feel very insecure when i know someone wants to have sex with me.
Also i think it's cute if he doesn't want me to obsess over his body and makes me snap back to reality and focus on our day and place my love in other ways. Thank you for appreciating nona!!
No. 382366
>Soft colouring, like chocolate brown, olive green, or amber eyes, and honey blond, chestnut, or brown black hair
>Average or slightly tall height
>Clean shaven, fluffy hair
>Doesn't want kids
>Loves cuddles and soft kisses
>A little bit older than me, between two and five years
>Lean build, with some muscle
>Not addicted to porn
>Not very active on social media
>Normie
>Quiet personality, but goofy and a little cheeky when you get to know him
>Is accepting of me
>Doesn't mind that I'm still a virgin at 24, or that I'm mixed
>Uses cute pet names
>A little dominant in bed, but not in a way where he wants to strangle me or call me names, moreso that he likes taking the lead and gently commanding me, with lots of praise if we do something more strenuous. Willing to switch occasionally.
No. 382369
>>378591>doesn't think i'm disgusting for being a virgin past 20is this the state of zoomer men? not that being an "older" virgin woman was desirable for us millennials, but men weren't grossed out by it and if anything some were desperate to take your virginity for fetishistic reasons. fucked.
Good luck, nonna
repost because I forgot to quote
No. 385596
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>6'0+
>Lean body with a nice waist
>Intimidating face
>3-5 years older
>I am his joy and sunshine
>Isn't jealous of my shojo/josei consumption
>Has a stable job with good income
>Satisfied with solely eating me out
>Normie enough
>I can drag him along everywhere I go so I don't get paranoid of other moids
>Full access to his devices to ensure NO funny business. (Porn)
This is my ideal
No. 385659
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>18 years and 1 day old
>Im 5'9 so he would have to be 6'2 at least
>Is juiced up, pumps iron every day
>Testicular implants to compensate for steroid side effects (He never complains about them and will accept his heart attack at 25 as fate.) Pectoral implants to enhance his boy milkers. His meat is sculpted and forward projecting, NOT lean.
>Body fat not higher than 7℅.
>All hair south of his eyelashes is waxed off.
>Hair is bleached platinum blonde with NO dark roots showing. Shiny, very light fake tan.
>Obedient, mostly quiet, humble and hard working. Smiles coyly in my presence only! Positive motherly energy. GENEROUS. He spends all of his disposable income on me and plastic surgeries.
>Urethra is as tight as a needle point because he only shoots spunk for reproductive purposes. Bullies males who have loose dick holes and calls them whores. Never masturbates or has sex for fun.
>No teeth. Oral feels like I'm scissoring a pussy. I guess this implies years of childhood meth abuse which I'm OK with if it makes me cum harder.
>Actively violent against other males and fucking hates them (except my dad of course)
>Is an orphan. No crazy parents in law for me!
>Balls are tight, perfectly symmetrical orbs. He doesn't get a uniball even if he's literally developing hypothermia as we speak. Absolutely no sag. Just two juicy eggs.
>Circumsized with no Neapolitan discoloration. Cockhead is moisturised with products and isn't shaped like a mushroom! The shortest I can go (if he's extremely girthy ONLY!) is six inches. Is open to wearing hallow straps when he's inadequate.
>Cunt eating lips, thick tweezed eyebrows and a strong wide jaw supported by a horse neck are MUST-HAVE features.