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A surprise month of Hellmas is now in effect. For the rest of the month of December, VPN posting will be banned.
Vote for your winners of the Lolcow Awards 2024!

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No. 87485[Reply]

Nominations are now closed. Cast your vote here until the end of the year!

2024 has been quite the year, let's celebrate it coming to an end with the Lolcow Awards! Nominate in the following categories:

Best Milk
Worst Milk
Favorite Cow
Worst Cow
Biggest Plot Twist
Horrorcow
Bleakest Cow
Best Comeback
Best Thread
Worst Thread
Best Comment
Most Cursed Comment
Most Retarded Infight
Best Shitpost
Best Cow Fanart
Best Drawing
Best Picmix

>greentext your category

And write your nominations below

Linking post numbers is appreciated but not required, and you can make multiple nominations within one post. Nominations will close on the 20th of December and voting will begin!
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No. 87760

>Best Milk
Heather finding her Goober

>Worst Milk

Pretty Pastel Please death

>Favorite Cow

Heather took the cake this year

>Worst Cow

Onision

>Biggest Plot Twist

When Heather's new true goth black hair didn't end up changing her life

>Bleakest Cow

Venus

>Best Comeback

PlasticNProud - She used to be my favourite cow and I'm happy she has her own thread again

>Best Thread

Heather, the nonas there are making me laugh

No. 87762

Thank you to everyone who submitted nominations, they are now closed!

Use this form to cast your votes! Full-size versions of any attached images can be found in the imgur galleries linked beneath each question. Voting will be available until the end of the year, and winners will be announced in January.

No. 87763

thanks admin for the galleries and the links to the posts, it's been fun reading these

No. 87811

>>87485
i nominate the site admin

No. 87812

admin is the biggest lolcow



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No. 87325[Reply]

A surprise month of Hellmas is now in effect. For the rest of the month of December, VPN posting will be banned and moderation will be stricter. 

The only exception to the VPN posting ban is the gender critical hidden board as we want the women posting there to be able to encrypt their traffic if they are living in a location where it may not be safe to post their opinions otherwise. 

Please note that the VPN detection API we use is about 95-98% accurate. This means that a small percentage of IPs may be incorrectly blocked or allowed through. If you are not using a VPN and your IP address is blocked, please email us at admin@lolcow.farm and we will submit a correction for your IP to the API provider and add an exception for the time being.

Why are we doing this?
There has been an uptick in the amount of baitposting and infighting in the past few months, and it has gotten much worse in the last few weeks. The use of VPNs for ban evading has made it more difficult to stamp this out.

We would like to address one type of posting in particular: infight baiting. If you are making a post, whether it's your honestly held opinion or not, and any regular user of the site should be fully aware that it is going to cause an infight, you will be banned. Some examples of this:

• Anti-fujo/hime/yume posts outside of containment
• Anti-lesbian/bisexual/het posting
• /pol/sperging
• Extreme tradfaggotry

There are other sites where you can post these opinions freely, and we encourage you to use them instead of causing infights here.

Can’t people with dynamic IPs still ban evade?
Yes they can, but we can put range bans in place that will limit their ability to do so. 

Will this change become permanent?
That is not our intention at this time, but if the userbase is strongly in favour of it, we may consider it.

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No. 87749

>>87727
Some anons don’t want to post on cow boards without VPNs thought. I agree that only /ot/ really needs the VPN ban out of the off topic boards

No. 87755

i am torn on the vpn ban because on the one hand we have annoying personalityfags using them to ban evade, but getting rid of them does nothing for annoying twitterfags whose only knowledge of vpns is nord. i do think it's a net positive though because ban evading is a problem and your IP address doesn't have nearly enough info to dox you, especially on an anonymous site.

No. 87764

>>87749
>Some anons don’t want to post on cow boards without VPNs though
why is that our problem though

No. 87770

I just tried to post from a new phone for the first time and got banned for ban evasion? Does this have anything to do with that? I'm not using a vpn

No. 87779

>>87735
This is the best Christmas ever, I love you cerbmin and team



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No. 73959[Reply]

As the board software is being upgraded, it is likely that bugs may crop up from time to time. Please use this thread to report any bugs.

Do not respond to other users in this thread. To discuss bugs, please use the General Meta Discussion thread.
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No. 87554

i'm trying to share a vid in the luigi thread and getting error "invalid codec"
it's an mp4 that's like 300KB
i got it from tiktok using snaptik, which should work here?
halp

No. 87699

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>>87698
Saves fine for me

No. 87700

>>87699
yeah, they were saving after all and now I have like 1293848 in my gallery right now. it was my tard phone after all.

No. 87714

Whenever I click on an image in the Terry Hall thread it opens the image in a whole new window. At first I thought it was a /w/ problem but it only happens in the Terry thread.

No. 87813

When I post, it refreshes the page. I don't remember that being always the case. And if I click return/back, it shows my post in textfield as if I haven't clicked "new reply" yet. But the post is already posted. Is this normal?



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No. 86783[Reply]

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No. 87804

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I don't wanna make a fuzz but this thread:

>>>/snow/1643629

Blaire White. Now I know Robbie is an ugly tranny, we all know this, but its literally all that is talked about. No milk, no just about his looks, constantly. I thought we had a rule here against nitpicking. All I suggest is that maybe some milk from time to time might be a nice change of pace besides talking about his wide shoulders or fucked up face. I mean we know, Robbie is ugly and looks nothing like a woman. Its clear at this point, no need filling over 9000 pages with that.

No. 87806

Omg don't let them have another skirby thread kek

No. 87807

>>87802
That’s what I was thinking kek. I’m glad I didn’t see anyone reacting to it when I saw it this morning though.

No. 87809

>>87804
But thats what he made his whole personality about for a long time so I'm notmsurprised anons are gonna discuss that.

Also the last post in that thread is from a month ago so not sure what the problem is as its not being bumped recently with what you say.

No. 87810

Just noticed, but thank you for implimenting report blocking in case someone doesn't refresh the page and see something is already redtext or reported prior. I think thats how I'm understanding it.



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No. 6821[Reply]

Post all technical help questions and technical/feature suggestions here. This is the place to go if you're having some problem with the site or want to request a new feature.

If you have some non-technical issue, like wanting mods to do something or a suggesting a change in policy, please use >>1134

If you want to email me: admin@lolcow.farm



Info

  • Rules: https://lolcow.farm/rules
  • Max file size is 20 MB.
  • Boards have unlimited pages and threads allow unlimited posts. However, all threads will "bump-lock" after 1200 posts. This means further posts will no longer bump a thread.

You can read more site usage information at https://lolcow.farm/info. If you are new to imageboards, please read it.

Post styling

*words* => words
**words** => words
***words*** => words
##spoilered text## => spoilered text
[spoiler]spoilered text[/spoiler] => spoilered text
~#words#~ => words
#<3 => ♥
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No. 87472

it works

No. 87659

I can't find the "-" to hide a thread anywhere.

No. 87754

||test||

No. 87759

>>86095
Right click on the "No." part of the post and copy the link, then just paste it into your post. It automatically makes the quote for you.

No. 87761

testing spoiler



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No. 56111[Reply]

I’m looking for entertaining, drama filled threads. What are some favorites that you guys liked to read? I liked the jaelle and nika series, Shayna, Erin painter, and onision happenings
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No. 87099

>>86142
Vicky Shingles discovered her thread soon after it was made. She was so unhinged about being posted here that she tried sending cease and desist letters demanding that nonas stop. The catch? She sent the cease and desist letters to the legal department of the other farms instead KEK

No. 87129

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>>86146
Seconding Rita. Imagine a TIF going full woman-hating, obese, fedora-wearing neckbeard while also frequenting lc to sperg about vocaloid and self-post. Long live Queen Rita
>Rita’s post reveal:
https://lolcow.farm/rita.html
>Rita’s cow thread:
>>>/snow/1778636
>Kf’s debate Rita thread:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/debate-mr-cool-ice-on-how-artificial-hormones-are-totally-the-solution-to-her-being-a-fat-chick-with-gotis.123435/
>Rita’s tumblr archive
https://archive.md/fmAGk

No. 87139

>>86142
https://lolcow.farm/mystery.html /r9k/ tripfag who sperged to close to the sun

No. 87310

I want to get into Vicky because the stuff she posts is just hilarious. Would any kind nona point me towards some particularly milky threads?

No. 87708

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What are some really funny threads that aren't related to cows? Stuff like the bad short comics thread or the hideous fetish art thread on /m/, just threads where it's endless keks.



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No. 54709[Reply]

A nice, cosy, official banner thread to submit your new banners for the benefit and expansion of the website.

Banners must be 300x100

Banners should mention the site directly or indirectly. "lolcow.farm" written, a picture of a cow, etc.

Thread Pic: >>>/meta/27528

Previous Thread:
>>>/meta/962
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No. 87115

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>>81951
the banner you replied to is good as is but i really liked the emo cow so here's her own banner

No. 87117


No. 87128

>>87115
This pwns all the other banners in this thread amazing nona ♥

No. 87140

>>87114
this is adorable ♥

No. 87707

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>>86626
i meant the resolution itself is half of a 3ds screen which is 320x240 whilst the banner itself is 300x100

>>86613
i think if its in the style of ds animations it's ok, otherwise it's too niche (?) maybe that could be a theme on the doodle board, I do think the limation of 300 x 240 helps with being more creative

>>86628
that was actually exactly what I was going for, like a seismic laugh



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No. 65391[Reply]

This is a containment thread for meta discussion that doesn't fall into complaints and suggestions. Feel free to tinfoil or talk about the state of the site but try to avoid being too autistic.

If cerbmin needs to hear it, post it here.

NEW /meta/ THREAD: Site Updates Thread
>>63266

Previous responses to anons:
>>62774, >>62928 regarding moovie thread
>>62963 accusing other users of being moids
>>63136 explaining infighting from a handful of users

Previous threads, newest to oldest:
>>62751
>>60569
>>56933
>>53472
>>51182
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No. 87562

>>87558
tfw this probably wont ever be used again because it would mean janny was le scrotefoiling, sad

No. 87576

>>87562
nah it won't get used because the jannies just delete actual scrote posts now

No. 87584

I’m sick of reading all this gay moid horny post shit. Can I make a fujo hate thread or am I going to get banned?

No. 87596

>>87584
there is a fujocoomer cringe thread

No. 87682

>>87584
There is this really neat function that allows you to hide threads



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No. 63266[Reply]

This thread will be used by staff to post general site updates and will remain locked to keep those updates easily visible. If you'd like to discuss any of these announcements, please use the General Meta Discussion and Complaints and Suggestions threads.
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No. 84024

The catalog page has been updated. If the page doesn't look right for you, please do a hard refresh (Shift + F5 or Ctrl + Shift + R, depending on your browser). The following changes have been made:
  • An XSS vulnerability has been patched
  • The catalog page layout has been improved
  • Your chosen site theme now applies to catalog pages
  • Threads can now be filtered based on their subject/description using the filter box at the top of the page
  • Visual indicator when threads are locked or stickied
Some themes may not look great when applied to the catalog page, so we will adjust them over the next few days. Keekweek and the darker themes have already been updated to display better.

No. 84855

A few updates have been pushed out today:
  • Arrows to scroll to top/bottom of page now have a larger clickable area for mobile users
  • Arrows to scroll to top/bottom of page now always appear on top of the catalog thread cards
  • Catalog search on mobile improved (better performance and no more empty space)
  • Fix for bug that was preventing the "file deleted" replacement image from displaying
  • Cache busting has been added, which will mean this and future updates will not require clearing cache or hard refreshing to display new or changed content properly
  • Some minor upgrades to the mod tools

No. 84860

Posting was down for around 3 hours due to an issue with the server which has now been resolved, we apologise for the unexpected outage.

No. 86838

The site was down for around 4 hours due to our host having technical issues. These are now resolved and they do not anticipate any further outages.

No. 86960

Falling snowflakes have returned for December! Clicking the silver snowflake below the post form will toggle the effect.



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No. 85300[Reply]

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No. 86779

>>86778
kawiwi isn't an uncommon slang to see here, it's been around longer than you, so get over it, newfag.

No. 86780

>>86778
>atp
Back to Twitter with you where you can goon over your lolisho in peace kek

No. 86781

>>86754
>>86754
>girls who don't look like children
>pug face, giant head, very small body, depicted in childish fashion and mannerism
>don't look like children
Just say you want to freely post about your little girl porn and go, I'm sure tranny janny won't mind.

No. 86782

>>86779
Yeah except it’s blatantly the same poster recently sperging out across several threads about the same shit over and over.

>>86780
Oh good heavens, a commonly used abbreviation

No. 86909

Ban the dysphoria thread please



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