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No. 150525
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That cute lesbian who followed me back but lives in another country and is out of my league anyway.
We could be raising chickens and making art together, alas…
No. 150542
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>internet friend since 8th grade from another country who I dont talk to anymore but I still have her contact info
>high school best friend I also no longer talk to but have her number. it was a religious school though she is probably not into girls but I still think about it. too scared to look her up
>random russian fanartist I used to follow and obsess over her art which was pretty unique. She keeps deleting social media off websites and moving to others. her vk is currently inaccessible (Im that much of a stalker), she doesnt even know me, and craziest of all I dont understand most shit she says coz I dont speak RUSSIAN. Its not like its a real crush i just am weirdly fixated on what kind of person she could be and don't want to lose track of her
Yeah. why all my girl crushes are like this
No. 154625
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I posted in a different thread but I have been hardcore hyperfixated on Corpse Husband for weeks now lmao. Ever since I saw him on Jacksepticeye’s Among Us stream I’ve been following him. His voice truly is smooth butter to my ears and there’s so many jokes of how people are weak to it (like, is he just crazy good at lying/gaslighting or are people just inclined to believe him because of how his voice sounds?) and I’m one of those people who are just putty in his hands. His insistence on privacy and keeping his anonymity just adds more to his ~*~*dark mystique*~*~ like, it’s UNFAIR lmao. Besides his voice he just seems like such a chill fuckin dude. His music fuckin slaps and he’s really fun to watch on streams. I’m so fucking curious as to what he looks like and he’s insisted that he’s not as good looking as everyone thinks he may be, but the few people who have seen his face (Anthony Padilla and Jacksepticeye afaik) say otherwise. Who knows if they’re bullshitting or not? I fear he’d just become another Crit1kal post face reveal though.
I just want to lay in a bed next to him and close my eyes while he strokes my head and reads me something.
No. 154640
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>>154625Im always suspicious of youtubers who never show their faces like Cry, it doesn't even have to be on youtube, but just social media in general, Dark Somnium is another creepypasta narrator (imo way better than corpse husband) and while he almost never shows up on youtube his twitter has some selfies and he's a fairly good looking guy, 95% of the time if a guy hides their identity they will be gross and obese, even the completely average soy-boy looking ones post pictures on instagram or twitter.
No. 154652
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>>154625I had to know what you were talking about since I've seen you post about him in another thread. sorry but I'm not sure where you're getting his 'buttery smooth' voice from? it sounds really put-on and gravelly. it's a lot better (and higher) in the interview with Anthony compared to his among us videos though
i don't think he and jacksepticeye were bullshitting, but they're not going to call a dude ugly to his face lmfao. corpse's desire to be anon is likely in part to being a catfish. none of the art of him even matches his body. I suspected he was fat from how thick his fingers are in pictures that he posted, but the interview confirmed it
No. 154670
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Why are you fools simping for streamers. Can’t you imagine someone with actual talent? It’s an unobtainable crush, go wild.
No. 154674
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>>154652Listening to Corpse makes me think of ProZD, who also can speak in a ridiculously deep, sexy voice not being exactly a pinnacle of sexy himself. It's probably a very similar case.
No. 154680
>>154674Damn, I like ProZD too so not a loss for me kek.
>>154652Not defending that it might be put on, but he apparently has gerd and it fucks up his throat a lot and that's the explanation he's been giving for his voice sounding more and more raspy. I already suspected he was fat bc look at his thighs lol.
>>154678Hell yeah anon!!!!!
No. 154698
>>154694LOL I know right! eh I dont get all the hype for this guy, his voice isnt even that special.
>>154674I was actually thinking that as well, but unlike corpse ProZD is actually legit and has done various voice acting gigs, he is pretty cool!
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>>154694Not trying to be a bitch here ladies but I'm starting to think none of you have ever seen someone wearing baggy clothes. This pic is also of him.
OT but for some reason I thought I'd be the only fan of his here, so many of his new fans are so cringe.
No. 154738
>>154733I'm into this dark eboy look so I listened to him now but wtf how is this man's voice "buttery" in any way?!
He sounds like when a smoker who got a breathing hole put into his throat, but with added vocal fry. You people are weird.
No. 154774
>>154740Yeah, I prefer the deep/raspy voice. I love ProZD as a VA because he's so talented and funny, but I don't find his voice sexy at all.
On a side note, I don't blame faceless yters for wanting to be faceless as someone who's got a recurring skin condition. I'd love to stream for fun, but I know I'd get torn apart for not looking like Pokimane or any cute streamers really. I'm fully aware Corpse probably ain't pretty irl, especially as he posted the shrek removing helmet gif once in response to a face reveal, but I still enjoy his streams and voice. I'm past the age of being retarded enough to think he'll look like some anime boy or boyband member, unlike some of his dipshit fans.
Back on topic, also have a mild crush on Sykkuno. He's quite a cute twink, seems to have the clueless himbo shit down.
No. 155257
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Over a year ago, I was in a CVS and made eye contact with this cute guy when I was entering the restroom. I still haven’t forgotten him since.. he was cute and tall and had glasses.. i remember the cashier asked him if he wanted a receipt 2x because he didn’t hear her the first time. I am so lonely wow
No. 155266
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So there is this very cute Irish girl I've known for a couple of years, but I live in a different country… and she has a quite shitty boyfriend she lives with. She doesn't have sex with him and from the sound of it she's asexual. She sometimes get very close to dumping him, but even if she did, she would never get with me, I wouldn't be convenient enough. She invited me for a sleepover at one point, but I declined. No point in indulging in this crush. I want nothing more than to roll her up in blankets, put her in a blanket fortress and cuddle with her.
No. 155365
>>154733Imagine being a gatekeeping fan of this guy lol.
Also he has his snap in his twitter bio. He’s definitely being a creep to fans and cashing in on his new success boom. Seconding the anon who predicts a cryotic 2 situation down the line!
No. 155442
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Not really a crush in a romantic sense, but I really want to meet and befriend Ian aka BrutalMoose.
It's stupid because he lives super far away from me now (he used to live in Texas but moved to Washington state) and I'm not sure if he goes to cons anymore. He seems to keep his life pretty private so I wouldn't try to find him even if he still lived in Texas (plus he has a boyfriend I think?) I'll probably never meet him irl but he seems so chill I just want go to arcades and marketplaces with him.
No. 160777
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I wish I was his dead wife.
No. 160884
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I have the stupidest fucking crush on jschlatt and its driving me crazy. I love his ugly mutton chops and fucky fluffy hair so much.
No. 161051
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i've always had an impossible crush on boyinaband. it's funny i only heard of him when he made that song with cryaotic and minx and i just started watching him after that. the way he acts in his videos is so cute. i've had plenty of daydream fantasies where we meet in the same class and start a casual friendship with one another. i'm not sure if he's gay or not, so honestly sometimes it would turn into romance but other times we just become close friends who really support one another. i just wanna run my fingers through that silky hair and i love the red streak too. to hear him say my name once and tell me things are gonna be okay before giving me headpats would be the dream. he could show me songs he's working on, recommend music to me, and memes he finds funny on his phone. god i wanna fuck him so bad. i'd gargle his cock like it's life support. i'd love to hear him grunt and moan like some kind of beast before cumming in me.
No. 161064
>>161051based taste, anon. i would do so many depraved things to him kek
i had to repost two times (unsaged the first time and spelling error the second hahaha) he makes me weak and your post is
chef's kiss No. 161115
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I'm too ashamed to admit who my current impossible, retarded crush is, but I think being a lonely kid gave me a really intense imagination because I'd always imagine myself in very specific friendships and romantic relationships to make myself feel less lonely. As I get older, I realize this might be a bit of a problem. I've been trying to put myself out there to meet actual guys, but I just can't bring myself to be attracted to them. I've even gone on a few dates before but I would eventually become disinterested because I just couldn't see myself being in a relationship with them. I keep reminding myself that the person I fantasize about in my head is definitely nothing like how they are in real life and that I'm essentially having feelings for a person that I made up. I also have to keep reminding myself that I actually don't know this person at all and that even if I met them it definitely wouldn't play out like how I've imagined it. Typing this out now makes me realize just how sad this all sounds lol, but I guess it doesn't bother me too much so I suppose it's harmless..? Damn, I guess that's mental illness huh.
No. 161282
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I fell in love with a fucking webcomic character.
No. 161295
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It's retarded bc I fell for him exclusively for his GT version
No. 161327
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>>161285Villainess In Love. He’s hopelessly and stupidly in love with her and honestly I’ve become a bit (a lot) disappointed he’s not the default version of men irl.
https://tapas.io/series/villainess-in-love/info you can read all of it here though https://manhuascan.com/manga-villainess-in-love.html No. 161389
>>161295Anon, have you seen him in Super? He is just
chef's kiss the perfect man
No. 161391
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It's the dumbest thing ever and I don't even like his music that much but I can't get this bastard out of my head. I read his biography and I just feel bad for him, like he deserved better than his anti-semitic cheating wife.
No. 161479
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>>16129512 yr old me thought he was a total dreamboat in GT. Long-haired future Trunks could also get it.
No. 164213
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I need to put this out somewhere. I have been obsessing, and I mean 𝘖𝘣𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 over Ludwig Ahgren lately, I don’t know what it is about him but I genuinely think he is incredibly attractive, I don’t usually get crushes on internet people, much less twitch streamers, but holy fuck having hours of content with his face out there isn’t helping. Is this because of the quarantine? Like I genuinely would like to be his girlfriend, I’m panicking
also been listening to his cover of Baby it’s cold outside on repeat for two weeks now, how I wish it was me singing with him… (I suck at singing btw)
No. 164223
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Twitch streamer Hassan Piker
I could watch him get triggered on stream by his chat all day
No. 167318
>>154652>>154680I‘ve seen him in Anthony‘s video too, jesus I was flabbergasted how much corpse husband tried to hide his chonk. Those thighs really gave him away.
>>154625You know CH claimed to look like lil xan and people were chatting him up mistaking him for xan? Now imagine fat lil xan, are you really into that? I love his voice ngl but I‘m not gonna simp fat male billy eyelash.
No. 167337
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>>164213good taste
>>164223I agree with
>>164375, he gives me average cumbrain leftist dude vibes but more full of himself
Anyway since we're on the subject of twitch crushes, mine is jshlatt
No. 167411
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What zero socialising and playing skyrim everyday does to a b
No. 167421
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>>167411I… I understand, anon.
No. 167429
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>>167337i think his voice is like 50% of the crush for me w/ schlatt
till lindemann could pummel me into the ground and i would say thank you
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i know he's a manlet with a weird nose but i love him and have recurrent fantasy daydreams where i convince him to quit the army and then we get married and have lots of little voldemort-nosed kids kek
No. 167492
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>>167429Oh I love Till
I just love Rammstein as a whole
No. 167499
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>i live in canada, he lives in the USA (why does this always happen)
>he acts like a dumbass a lot
>fun to be around
>similar tastes
>we've been playing lego star wars bc fun clunky charming game
>is actually willing to do stupid shit with me like watch the bionicle movies
>does work for a nonprofit and loves his animals
>is capable of having a down to earth conversation if it really matters
>have had a crush on him for awhile, but tried to distance myself a bit when his gf expressed that she was getting a bit jealous and i didn't want to hurt her feelings because she's my friend
>he has bpd and schizophrenia from what i know
>is self aware of how impulsive and destructive he can be towards others and himself
>has trouble bringing up things that are bugging him without it being in a lighthearted tone (i do too though)
>brings up sometimes, in that tone something serious about his mental health to me sometimes because it's clearly stressing him out
>he broke up with his gf because he started having bad mental health issues (he had started bringing it up around this time to me) and started cheating on her, and broke up with her almost right away because he realized that he couldn't stay faithful (i got this from her)
>gf got upset at him a lot about his issues caused by his mental health issues, such as suddenly getting irritated at her sometimes
>me and my brother have it so i know why he does certain things and i think i'd be able to cope better than her. note mine doesn't have huge anger outbursts, one of the more 'functional' ones
>has brought up the topic of how he doesn't think long distance relationships are worth it to him because the distance makes it difficult, which is understandable bc of the emotion shit involved w bpd.
>if we ever got involved by some miracle i'd make sure to have a long conversation about our mental health and what we should know and that i know about his past habits. (fat chance though)
why am i only attracted to people i feel a kinship with. my life is a fucking nightmare
my most prominent fictional impossible crush tho at the moment is The Flagellant from Darkest Dungeon.
No. 168373
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Rodrick heffley. or sid from the first toy story. i am absolutely obsessed with rodrick and his character in the books and the films. it makes it even better because devon looked absolutely perfect and was the perfect fit for rodrick, like he is styled so perfectly, his hair is absolutely perfect, kinda long and messy and when he wears eyeliner on occasions…. my god… actual perfection. the thing is, i rarely find guys attractive and im not even into 'emo' boys (even though hes punk not emo everyone describes him as emo though) but im just absolutely obsessed with rodrick and it hurts to know he is not real. also i dont get why devon didnt keep his hair like they styled it in doawk bc it suited him PERFECTLY. i love u rodrick
No. 168671
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Probably a retarded husbando to have since he's likely implied to be gay
No. 171503
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I have this weird thing for Harriet from Red Dead Online. She's the perfect mix of cute and crazy, I love how she has this elaborate fancy tent in the middle of nowhere and yet her hair/face is so disheveled. She gets pissed off if you kill too many animals, she'll say something along the lines of "I know what you've been up to…" when you come up to her, sometimes she'll be so mad that she'll spray you with this drug thing and you wake up in the woods. I wish she'd hatefuck me. I find myself getting all nervous before I talk to her ingame, I'm doomed kek
No. 173070
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Yousuke Koiwai.
God, this caught me off guard, at first I was just reading Yotsuba to better my Japanese and Yotsuba's dad just stole my fucking heart at first I was like man this guys just hilarious
then he hit me
with spontaneous emphatic moments he had with Yotsuba
This man is a mature, 20 something year old, funny, single dad that adopted a kid, whos not horny all the time
yeah pretty fucking impossible
I dont want to live in 3d
No. 174016
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i don't think i can write enough paragraphs for my love for this man
No. 174241
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I used to have a crush on him as a tween (literally only because he had a dog)
No. 174242
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>>174241samefagging cuz I have to get this out of my chest
I had a crush on this cat as a kid
No. 174375
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why can't she be real?
No. 174476
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had an embarrassing and depressing phase during 2020 and immediately latched onto him just to feel something positive. i don't even watched the show.
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>>174016omg pls write some paragraphs anyway
No. 174487
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I hate that people label him as some ~closeted tranny~ fuck no
No. 174589
>>174583Press the friend button and start some friendly banter anon please!
If you don't, you will always think about what coulda been. Do it for me at least I wanna hear updates
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sage for blog post
>>154625I used to follow him back in the day when he would read scary stories back when I was 15, I never thought he was attractive let alone his voice but I'm 20 and now I see the appeal. But also he could be the ugliest mf on the planet and in the end, we'll be a bunch of clowns.
But on a serious note, I've been super depressed lately thinking about a boy who I was in love with back when I was 16. He switched schools so I never got to tell him how I feel but it's one of my biggest regrets. We were mutual on Instagram but then he unfollowed so I unfollowed him. Next thing I know he deleted everything and I was innocently stalking his dead account and all these feelings came back. I truly believe he's the only one that I've been truly in love with. I think about DM the dead account and telling him how I feel. We were in a class where we had to write something nice about each other and I still have the note that he wrote to me. I miss him so much. He and my friend at the time had something going on between them and I didn't want to ruin my friendship with her so I kept my mouth shut. I would bring him gushers every morning and one time our legs were touching during class and that memory makes me so happy. He had a lot of friends who were girls and when he moved school he got in a serious relationship and I remember crying because I knew it was too late. Ahh the feeling of a lost love.
No. 175065
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>>154652to be fair sometimes chubby boys can be cute
look at john lennon
No. 175313
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Yes, it's impossible but I refuse to call it retarded. Any woman would be lucky to have Double D as their boy toy. The thought of him ending up with that white trash Marie Kanker makes me throw up.
No. 175483
>>174843Late response but no actually. I just tought dogs and cats were cute and I liked the cats colour palette.
I remember I watched The Twin Princesses of Wonder Planet and my favourite princesses where the ones with animal ears (I swear I'm not a furry)
No. 175632
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>>175223You made the right decision joining the cult of Yousuke.
No. 175700
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I know she's a cow on this site but I would love to spend time with her in spite of it, I honestly love her aesthetic and she seems so cool
No. 175702
>>175700 Wow, I just connected the dots and used to see her and her friend Julia post on Terminal-boredom.com all the time. they did a lil video to Country Teasers - thank you god for making me an angel .
I always thought they were so cool, sad to find out she’s a cow. Not surprised. I swoon in a way as well.
No. 175763
>>175700 I agree!
I also like her aesthetic, she's toned down the frail loli wannabe schtick in the past few and i think the more mature sophisticated vibe suits her better.
The only thing is that her proana tendencies annoy me a lot as an ex-anachan, so unless I relapsed we could never get lunch or anything lolz
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No. 176043
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i still cry about him.
No. 176044
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Frances Bean Cobain
No. 176052
>>176043Was scrolling and have to take a few seconds here. RIP - his death was a tragedy.
There was something about him that made him so endearing to me. He is one of the very, very few celebrities I would stan.
No. 177872
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Any anons have any advice on dealing with parasocial relationships? I’ve had an absolutely awful few months and my life has basically been completely upended. I found a fairly popular streamer and he’s made me laugh way more in the past few weeks than I have all Pandemic. I’ve gone from being pretty neutral about him into this really strong parasocial crush to the point where I get butterflies when he turns facecam on all within the span of a week. I’ve always been fairly predisposed to parasocial interactions and daydreaming but I feel like this one is gonna be bad; to the point where I’m having theses delusions of grandeur about how we would have great chemistry if we met. How do I get rid of these feelings?
No. 177873
>>177872It's not like a crush on a collegue or a friend's friend, you don't ever
have to see him, couldn't you just not watch his streams anymore and then slowly come off it?
No. 177945
>>177872Seconding
>>177873, any exposure you've had to him you can just easily cut off, and the parasocial relationship will wither away by itself. You have to do this right now though, otherwise it'll just get more difficult to do so in the future. I know it feels like a sturdy pillar of good feelings to lean on during really shitty times, but this isn't actually a healthy or even stable way of getting that fulfillment. The easiest way to get satisfaction is to build it on your own achievments in a hobby, or even just getting invested in research or a show/book. That's a much richer reward than longing for someone who you'll never meet and ending up feeling hollow inside because you expected them to fill the void.
And yeah, I speak from experience No. 178421
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I mean, why can't I time travel back to the 60s-70s where we can make weird art and wallow in childhood trauma together? So unfair.
Really though, I have seriously mad respect for him as an artist. Everything he does is just steeped with wonder at the world, and I get the feeling that he's just really innocent and gentle. He has a really interesting but soft face, too. I want to dom young Lynch so much, god it hurts.
No. 178570
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This aquaintance has me at the moment. He's pretty popular among the girls in our classes. It seems pretty hopeless rn and I don't see him reciprocating but sometimes I catch him staring so maybe… Im not gonna pathetically tell anyone about it irl and tg im good at hiding my crush on him especially now since my friend also likes him. I wish we were closer because then I could make things easy and just tell him but the most interaction I've had is me sharing snacks with him, having spots next/across eachother, and a few passing convos.There are way too many girls who are closer to him but thankfully everyone is either to scared to make a move or kindly getting rejected lol
No. 179349
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I had a weird YouTube crush on Connor from CdawgVA for a couple months I think. I found his videos about anime topics and he has such a nice voice and seems funny to hang around with. Then I followed him on twitter. He started streaming again a while ago and then his streams only had around 300 viewers and I asked so many questions and he answered them because it wasn't crowded. It made me really really happy for some reason. It went on for a little while before it died down. It's not like I don't watch him any more, but there are no feelings luckely. Honestly, sometimes these random crushes are just annoying since it takes up value brain space. My braincell is working hard enough already
No. 179409
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I've had the weirdest crush on Rusty Cage for years now even though he's the opposite of what I look for in guys irl. I can't get through a single one of his videos without grinning at my phone like and idiot.
No. 179955
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yeah, I used to have a crush on this man as a kid without really knowing how he looked like.
seeing his paintings on history textbooks depicting massacres always made me a bit emo.
No. 179992
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It's because he's dead.
No. 180379
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the fact that he was in a relationship with his moms best friend makes him hotter
No. 180502
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>>180379unfortunately the Onassis family was cursed and his father's reputation isn't that great amongst greek people.
No. 185741
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The Organic Chemistry Tutor on youtube. He has that mellow american voice one can't help but smile at. He just sounds extremely endearing. Doesn't hurt that he's good at teaching and seems patient/well mannered.
I haven't looked up any of his other online profiles, just in case he has posted a pic of himself there. I don't want to ruin the fantasy I have of him in my mind.
No. 186715
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Notorious Cree from tiktok. Honestly I've seen him on instagram lives before and he seems like a knucklehead… but I like him so much ugghhh how is he so cute? I saw a recent vid he did and I swooned irl.
I've never had a boyfriend before so it makes me feel double extra tarded. Take me into your arms, fancy dancy man.
No. 189546
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>>161391absolutely king taste. I find a lot of composers stupid hot, even when they aren't traditionally attractive. I love Shostakovich for the same reasons, he has a similarly sympathetic story and a cute face. Love a old, dead miserable music man i guess.
No. 190551
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One of my early crushes was Dilton from the Archie comics. Then he got shoved off a radio tower by an alien potato-tentacle roofie and it woke things up in me I wish would stay asleep.
No. 190989
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>>190551anon ily for this, jughead was an early childhood crush of mine so I feel ya. Will never forgive the CW riverdale for tarnishing our childhood husbandos like this
No. 190994
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>>190989Kek I had a crush on him too. I'm not upset about the actor they got to play him though, he's hot. Never watched the show though and probably won't since I hear it's one of those "edgy" remakes.
No. 196780
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yes i have a parasocial relationship with a dead musician that nobody listens to, what about it?
>>175065>>175311are you me. but i prefer his heroin thinness in the late 60s/early 70s
No. 202133
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I'll never date this stupid dinosaur nerd and it makes me so sad.
No. 202150
>>202133Oh gosh I watch him too. The only time I think he did any kind of body/face reveal was in super quick in one of his videos he was in a jojo cosplay(?) He looks super twinky.
I also watch Ben G Tomas and he's surprisingly cute when he shows his face. Idk man those blushing science boys get to me
No. 202156
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>>202150Yes, he cosplayed as Diavolo and there are a couple more pics of him but all with his face hidden.
No. 206694
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i have to know. anyone else?
No. 207180
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Usually I find it hard to daydream about dating my parasocial crushes because most of the time I recognize that we are not actually that compatible so daydreaming believable scenarios are hard to come up with. My current hyperfixation is a different story though. When I'm bored I will just imagine having conversations with him and sometimes they actually make me feel a lot better. I imagine the dates that we would go on and all that stuff. I don't really get it because an irl relationship sounds so undesirable to me, so I don't get why I keep wanting to daydream what is essentially an imaginary boyfriend. Would love to hear what cute fantasies farmers have come up with for their unattainable husbandos/waifus
No. 207215
i rarely get crushes but when i do i just like the ride the edge of plausibility, it has to be possible but not too likely to actually happen. sometimes if a crush shows me too much interest my fantasy dissolves and i become disgusted with them, i really dont know why. i havent dated a lot but every time i have it has basically begun in this fashion. i think i build up a fantasy of being with them so much, wondering what it would be like, if they were thinking about me too, etc. thats the enjoyable part for me, i do feel bad saying this but once reality hits i grow bored, start to see their flaws and quickly cut things off. i have fixated on people in roles that seem impossible but have actually manifested themselves, so where i used to find some people "safe" to fantasize about now i am wary of it…(for example someone who was a much older mentor to me which ended very badly).
i could write more about why i dont like relationships & prefer being single but basically in the end i am happy simply fantasizing. i feel like i can satisfy myself better than anyone else and tbh it never gets old!
my current fictional crush is data from star trek tng which, sure its weird and slightly embarrassing to admit, whatever kek. but i like the concept of basically dating an android who can be programmed to pleasure specifically me (in a superior way to a normal person), who is completely candid & never manipulative, and who can be my companion/entertain me with interesting facts on my terms. (i ignore the episode "in theory" though i hate it, it doesnt align with my fantasy at all kek)
No. 207230
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I went into psychoanalysis last year after a friend said it was doing wonders for him. This summer I developed “””transference””” for my analyst after I realized I miss him and keep thinking about him while on vacation and not seeing him for 2 weeks. It’s very confusing, I don’t know if it really is transference or if I like him as a man outside his professional role because I realized I could view him as attractive because of how we speak after sessions (pleasant communication, same interests etc) not just him being a daddy substitute. He says it’s part of the process and all analysands believe they’re “truly” in love with their analysts in the midst of transference. After I suggested that it might be more than that he told me off the record that his ethical code does not allow him to be anything other than a caretaker while I’m his patient and that I “don’t know anything about him” in reality, only his professional persona. This bs hurts.
No. 207239
>>207230>>207234yeah…
Also just to clatify I never made him any offers or expressed any desire for something to happen in reality. I was simply honest about my emotions during the sessions because it's part of the work.
No. 207316
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Alex Jacques, F1 commentator. I find him so adorable and he's so good at what he does. He also just comes off as an absolute sweetheart, I want to put him in a jar and shake him.
No. 207336
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Can an ex be a crush? I currently have no-one that has come close than my ex in terms of compatibility and looks so I’ve been daydreaming about him wen I’m bored.
I guess it could qualify as retarded crush cause we broke up years ago and went zero contact. Pretty sure he’s got a gf too now.
Less retarded but still dumb would be Taika Waititi especially as Viago. Love me a dumb sweetheart with a nice awkward smile. I just love him.
No. 208563
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Mine is a dead freedom fighter from the 70s. It's so stupid but I've watched documentaries that she was in and read/watched interviews with her, and she's really smart and brave and pretty and seems like a nice lady who I'd get along with :'). I kinda got gay vibes from her but she was married though. Her family's originally from the same city as mine is too which is cool. She died last year which is a shame because I wish I could've met her IRL, I have a lot of respect for her.
Also cringe but I end up liking muslim dudes a lot which would never work out because religious differences smh :((:'))
No. 209030
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ive been watching redlettermedia religiously since maybe 2014 and over the years ive developed a crush on mike stoklasa that is definitely both impossible and retarded. he is so cute, intelligent and hilarious though, i think we have really similar personalities plus we are both scorpios. i feel insane writing this because obviously i dont even know him at all, its completely para-social but i have daydreamed about moving to milwaukie and running into him and asking him on a date, getting to know him, etc, its so dumb. hes my perfect man
No. 209106
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>>209032his mannerisms are what make him so cute though i love when he shy laughs
No. 209201
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god this is so autistic but i would fuck him once and leave i hate this retard
No. 209205
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I feel stupid even posting this anonymously but I’ve been watching GMM for the first time in years and I love this lonely nerd. I fucking hate it when I develop crushes on real people, fictional or dead crushes are easier to handle, when it’s a real person I think ‘yeah I could totally move to x and this could happen’ I am so mentally ill rip. Just wanna cuddle Jordan and pat his head…
No. 209239
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>>209201same but with picrel
No. 209276
>>161115Actually
nonnie, it's probably just Comphet
No. 209278
I still think about a man who I've been friends with for years.
We used to work together and were both in relationships at the time. I didn't realise then that I had a crush on him, just that I found him obscenely attractive and my voice would go up an octave whenever I was chatting to him.
After I got a new job we'd often meet up for a couple of drinks and had deep, thoughtful and funny conversations. I'd always be looking right at his eyes, which are a deep, gorgeous blue.
Fast forward a couple years, and I'm living in a different city, having just broken up with my bf (the one from earlier). Coincidentally, he'd also broken up with his gf around the same time. We were texting fairly frequently, and at one point I was horny and turned our conversation into talking about him and I. He was into it. We kinda realised in that moment we'd had lingering feelings for each other all this time.
I came back to town for a holiday and we spent most of my time there together, having the best sex of my life and feeling more connected to anyone than I'd ever felt. I was also loosely dating someone else around this time which he was aware of.
After I fly back to my city, he comes and visits me a month later, but given I was still dating that someone else (and was set on not being monogamous having just come out of an abusive relationship), he didn't feel totally comfortable being with me. We sort of fizzled out, as I knew I wasn't ready to be with him, and we were still so fresh off our previous relationships.
It's been a couple years since then, and I can't help but feel i missed my chance with him. He's dating someone else, and they seem ok and happy together. I'm dating someone, but I don't feel nearly as good as I did with him. Plus we live in different cities, and to be honest I don't know if he holds me as highly, he certainly did when we realised our feelings for each other.
He told me in that week, that when we worked together all those years ago, we were at a staff party and he was watching me chat to someone else, and the thought randomly occurred to him "wow, anon is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen."
I still think about him saying that, in his low, deep voice.
No. 209300
I'm developing a crush on a friend made through a video game. I've no idea what he looks like at all, only know his voice, age, and what state he lives in, but he has complete trust in this friend group we're both in that I hate to say anything and ruin it all. Bonus points after he's hinted at maybe being bi and
I'm completely scared of relationships. I sucks. I sucks a lot.
>>209201Well that sucks, he's moderately good-looking.
No. 209310
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>>209201I thought he was attractive once, mainly because he looks like an ex of mine and I was interested in his hikikomori origins, but looking past the filters and seeing how he views and treats women (especially the cute girls he should consider himself lucky to have crossed paths with), not to mention his raging and unchecked STD's (that causes his raging pizza face, itchy bumhole, and causes him to chronically shit himself), buttfucking himself with yogurt and a sausage because he has no control of his sex impulses, pornbrain (admitted to masturbating to horse shit), allegedly having sex with a 12 year old, hiring prostitutes on the regular, raping a girl in a karaoke booth, selling gay porn of himself for $ as well as private photos from exes, and more - all of that has permanently tarnished his image in my eyes and solidifies him as a truly low, scummy, sexpest scrote. Also, he needs to give his grandma her fucking glasses back.
No. 209313
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I've always been prone to having distant crushes. A few times I've managed to actually make them into something, but it's a pretty creepy and unsustainable way to establish a relationship. I'm married now to my husband, who started out as a crush I was trying to keep distant for various reasons but failed because he liked me back.
After a crisis of sorts in our marriage, I began mentally distancing myself from my husband. I find it hard to fantasize about my husband because in my mind mutual desire is not 'plausible' anymore. I really don't think I can or want to divorce him, since he's finally fixing things and waking up to how badly he's pushed me.
For a year now I've had a crush on my male friend. The crush started developing after I recovered from my self-hatred a bit and started seeing life for how beautiful it could be, again. It's kind of weird, maybe on some level I always knew we were strangely compatible, even back when I was madly in love with my husband.
Anyway, I quickly noticed how alive I felt in my friend's presence and how much I wanted to seek him out. We grew surprisingly close after discussing a bit more personal subjects and sharing our perceptions of reality. Turns out we relate to each other quite a bit, we're incredibly similar in background and temperament. I can confidently say that I'm attracted to him, I like him and I could've fallen in love with him if it weren't for my situation. Everything indicates that he thinks that it's impossible for a woman to be attracted to him and I passionately fantasize of proving him wrong.
I made the mistake of allowing myself to fantasize about being with him, while in actual life I deepened our friendship. At first I didn't want to accept that I was crushing on him, I wanted to delude myself into thinking it's just a lighthearted fantasy. I often wonder if he likes me back, if he's noticed how well we mesh, I wonder if he too thinks about me but tries not to because he respects my marriage. I sometimes walk around the places we've been together. He's pretty much replaced my thoughts about my husband, thinking about him takes my anxiety away and it's like I can mentally tune out of my marriage the same way my husband did when I needed support.
After the last time I hung out with him (thank God he doesn't live nearby) I burst out crying home alone because I had to finally accept that my feelings are real instead of just some thing I can quit when it becomes too dangerous. He's actively looking for a girlfriend and I hope he finds one, maybe it'll help me stop these feelings because without them, our friendship could be solid and simple. Sometimes I try to kill my feelings by reminding myself that he probably sees too much of himself in me to be attracted, but it's still hard to just stop caring. If he gets with another woman I'll be probably grieving but ultimately ok. Whatever happens as long as it doesn't involve me cheating on my husband or ruining his experience of our friendship, it's all ok. The last thing I want to be is a creep. I just wanted to be a good friend to a precious person and I done fucked it up. I live a second life with him in my fake memories and snapping back to reality manifests as near physical pain every time.
I want to go back to loving my husband instead of having a retarded crush on my friend who quite frankly deserves better than some married woman resisting the urge to fiercely seduce him. He deserves an actual friend, and it'd be great if he got a proper girlfriend or a wife even. He deserves to feel desired and held, just as much as I do.
No. 209368
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>>209310This was a read. He doesn't deserve to be mildly attractive.
No. 209374
>>209313Why are you crushing on other men whilst you're married?
Get a grip, you're mentally ill.
No. 209405
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>>209368Agree. The good thing is that his age and STD's are catching up to him so he's now looking as rotten as he is on the inside.
No. 209407
>>209201>>209310>>209405Should make a pic of his before and after pics with big bold words on the top and bottom that say something like
THIS WILL BE YOU IF YOU WATCH PORN or
THIS IS YOUR FUTURE IF YOU WATCH PORN with all of his milk included, lol.
No. 209424
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>>209374>Why are you crushing on other menidk, why is this the retarded crush thread
my feelings are retarded and I just have to own it, live or die with it
>>209375>>209376I'm not going to go on revealing any more private details, but I'll tell you this much: I've been thinking of letting my husband know that I've mentally checked out of our marriage and that what he used to do left me feeling so alone and unwanted that I practically have to fall in love with him all over again. I'm mentally afflicted enough to just spit it out there for him no matter how strange it sounds. His reaction and how he proceeds will determine the future of our marriage, basically.
All men are are forever unable to completely understand women, what separates a worthy man is the readiness to accept that the things he doesn't understand are real and important too. I will make my choice carefully because I know the magical 'better man' doesn't exist. Not even my crush is one of those. He's just a person I like.
No. 209867
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Leo Lacey Baker. Troon skateboarder that is in the latest Tony Hawk game. I started watching her interviews out of curiosity and thought she was kinda rodent looking and ugly at first but now I think she's kinda rodent looking and cute. It's depressing to watch her go from being an openly gay woman who talks about her struggles with marketing trying to make her to dress more feminine and her determination to dress how she wants to being a full on loony troon who accepted the box she was forced into.
No. 210060
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>>150474My pharmacist, it's impossible and pathetic but kind of hilarious to me that I like him, someone who knows all my issues
No. 210350
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I hate that I want this British Barnacle to do me in. I hate how Smarmy and condescending he is. Pure Toad man. But he's cute and tall.
No. 210391
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>tfw no tall, skinny, pale, brunette, soft, french bf.
I have cried so many tears about Timothee Chalamet. I NEED him. I've never felt this way about anyone. I wish someone would redpill on this guy, because my crush is honestly growing into a fucked up obsession. And yes, i already know about the chlamidya kek.
No. 210395
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>>210393Apparently he was the cause of a massive chlamydia outbreak at NYU. Whatever, mane. He could give me the clap anytime.
No. 210396
>>210395You wish
nonnie. You have more chance of getting the clap from Nikocado Avocado’s sloth
No. 210700
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here's a younger eric blair aka george orwell… how can i feel so close to a man who died decades before i was born? :(
No. 210901
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I watched a documentary about Basquiat some years ago and tbh, I think I kinda liked him because he seemed so… vulnerable. Idk how to explain it, but he gave me really good vibes. Him looking like some of my past crushes didn't help at all.
He's the only contemporary male artist I can stand. He seemed so genuine and nice.
No. 210911
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>>210901hell yeah anon!
been crushing on him for maybe 5 years now
No. 211550
>>211539Girrl don't fuel my fantasies about him! I didn't ask him out bc I didn't trust him. You never know if someone will go around spreading shit and I just didn't want problems at work. And I ended up quitting on the spot on a busy day (issues with my boss) so I couldn't exactly go back to speak to him. I regret not asking him.
There were also a few times I've gotten really drunk and just thought about going back and seeing if he still works there and giving him my number but I feel like that'd be so creepy esp so many months later. He'd be like wtf
No. 211551
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No. 212967
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I'm
>>209313 >>209424 and I have an update. I'm finally getting over the crush on my friend, probably admitting my situation is what helped. My husband still says he doesn't understand what's up (which is weird because I explained how I feel clearly - aside from straight up telling him I'm crushing on other men - and why but ok man, just men things), but at least he understood that he ought to express his affection more openly and respond to my concerns instead of waving them off. He's been attentive to say the least. If he starts being an avoidant retard to me again I'll have no choice but to actually let him know I get feelings for other guys, that he's managed to cure my ridiculously strong oneitis with his fuckery.
Not to say things are perfect now because my autist self has begun thirsting after my male doctor. I have issues. I care about my husband but I've lost the ability to direct my thirsty energy towards him, which is a terrible loss (for him). Why can't shit be normal sometimes.
No. 217870
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E;R drives me wild. I wish he would make another autistic video critiquing a children's cartoon so I can hear his voice again.
No. 217884
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>>217870He drives me wild too, I love his analysis videos. In the same vein, I'm totally obsessed with Scammer Hotlines voice. Wish he came back.
No. 217901
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>misogynist
>gay
>fascist/japanese nationalist
and yet his novels and tortured soul have made me fall in love with him. please pray for me, nonnas
No. 217909
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this dude makes me sick in the fucking head. he's built like those male love interests from the korean webtoons i read. he's just so nice to look at and it doesn't help that his dick is out there on twitter
No. 217948
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>>217901don't listen to them…
No. 217956
>>217909nona dont be like that, share the guy's @
he is so pretty and searching "neptune" doesnt lead me anywhere
No. 217966
>>217909What's the point of getting jacked if you're just gonna cover it up with tattoos?
Btw does anyone else see a dick under the old man's mouth? Lol
No. 218018
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I want to know what kind of noises this goblin makes in bed. I bet it's super cute and embarrassing. I want to have rat-faced babies with him.
No. 218030
>>218019Maybe I’m the one with the rat face, you never know.
>>218022Zach is the cutest ugly animal in existence
No. 220140
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This was a guy who was the boyfriend of a friend I used to have in my University days
I developed feelings for him when I first laid eyes upon on him, he was sleeping on the table in the middle of a local coffee house, there was just something comical about that
He was a big man(about 6'4) with a full beard and yet he was just sleeping like he was a kid and when my friend(the girlfriend) woke up him he had this confused reaction
the more times I met him the more I was charmed each time by that big klutz, I dreamt of a life with him and then a year later my friend and him broke up and I lost contact with my friend cause we drifted apart
Now I just kinda fantaize about him from time to time
No. 220250
>>220155kek anon, but no he's just the first character I can think of when it comes to describing the guy in terms of appearance
just with a beard
No. 222086
File: 1641602144116.png (4.91 MB, 1407x1768, Capture.PNG)
Jschlatt. This fucking guy. He is my ideal type of man and I fear that I will never find a man as good as him. Why do I imagine having a life with him? I am horrendously down bad and I fear I will never recover.
No. 222530
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>>175313omg nona i was just about to post the same character, but for completely different reasons. I had a crush on double d as a kid because i was also really shy and a goodie two shoes, secretly wanted a boy that was exacrtly like me lol
No. 222852
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>>150474okay but the way I would let him absolutely destroy me but that can never happen
No. 223076
>>222852I wish he was more eloquent like he is in the books instead of just 'hmmming' and saying 'fuck' all the time in the show.
Same for Jaskier/Dandelion he's really endearing in the books
>Do you know what your problem is, Geralt? You think you’re different. You flaunt your otherness, what you consider abnormal. You aggressively impose that abnormality on others, not understanding that for people who think clear-headedly you’re the most normal man under the sun, and they all wish that everybody was so normal. No. 225166
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I want to watch Whang and Wavywebsurf make out.
No. 225858
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I fell in love with a girl from russia lmao but I'm from Mexico
I used to follow her on tumblr and interact sometimes, I felt so intrigued by her because we both enjoy unconventional things (nerdy things like synths, electronic music bands and videogames)
We never became close bc I don't know how to begin a conversation
I just like her so much I wish I could find someone like her in Mexico… she's so much taller than me and has such a cute deep voice, seems smart, she's an art student… I heard her speak finnish and russian once or twice and I fell in love so bad
Lol I hate this. I do feel really sad that I will never find someone else like her. Borzoi picture cuz she likes borzois n they remind me of her
No. 229128
>>225858>I fell in love with a girl from russia lmao but I'm from Mexico hahaha same
but IDK if she's still alive, she didn't reply to my message on discord and we stopped talking to each other ages ago. I feel like I totally fucked up.
No. 229150
>>229140>I first fell in love with my high school Spanish teacherThat reminds me:
>having a crush on my young, lanky, nerdy, soft-spoken, gamer Nintendofag biology/ecology teacher in high school; he promised we'd play some Pokemon on our 3DSes after class but sadly we never got the chance, haven't met or talked to him ever since, sent him a message once on WhatsApp but he never replied kek>having a crush on my young, otaku (but surprisingly mature), chill (but serious), strict, smart Nintendofag Japanese teacher in university, always tried to dress cool for him, did my best to get good grades and become his favorite student, but lost motivation to keep learning Japanese at school when I found out that he wouldn't be teaching the next level class, never mustered up the courage to send him an e-mail asking him for tips or extra homework after that like he suggestedgod this is so embarrassing now that I think about it but I can't help it… it's almost as if crushing on my teacher helps me focus on my studies, sadly it almost never happens
No. 229510
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this tiktok bodybuilder
No. 229522
>>229510>thicc thighs and assNice
>PornstacheTragic
No. 229671
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There's this customer who comes to our grocery store about once or twice a week who I'm really into. He has beautiful long blond hair, a friendly face, a nice accent, and he's always very respectful with everyone. I'm weak for a kind man who seems grounded in reality. If I'm off cash, I usually try to lowkey approach him and make small talk. If I'm on cash, he seems to always lines up to pass at my mine no matter which register I'm at, so we talk.
Anyways, since my scheduling is really inconsistent, I don't see him every week. Last time though I didn't see him for just over a month. Then when he came in last week, he told me (unprompted) that he comes on his lunch breaks on Mondays or Tuesdays- almost like he was trying make sure it would not be such a long gap next time by giving me his schedule?? There was also this really shy pause at the end of our convo, where I was trying to work up the nerve to ask for his name or give him my number or something, and he sort of did the same pause? After some seconds of awkwardly glancing at each other, I lost my nerves, so we ducked our heads and went our separate ways.
I keep telling myself I should make a move or make my interest more obvious. But I'm worried I'm reading too much into things since I'm a very isolated person. Then there's the fact he's a customer and I'm staff, I wouldn’t want to make him uncomfortable. Also, I know nothing about him beyond our very short conversations- he could be a total scrote on the downlow.
I'm posting this in retarded crushes because I think about him way more than is warranted, and I'm too autistic from being a major shut-in to approach him with any tact. I feel like the onus is on me though to do something about this, because I’m pretty sure someone respectful like him won’t make a direct move on female staff. I also ran into him once on the way to my shift and he like stopped in the middle of the sidewalk just to say hi to me and ask me how my day was, but I was still too chickenshit to ask him out for a coffee or something. I could kick myself nonnas.
I just want to either get on with it or get over this stranger already. I really need to stop daydreaming about this rando, it’s kind of concerning and getting out of hand. I even contemplated trying to lock down Monday and Tuesday shifts more regularly so I can see him more, which makes me feel like a delusional stalker.
No. 229708
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Beautiful voice and cute smile
No. 229761
>>229725>>229732Thanks nonnies. I keep hoping I run into him outside again so I can ask him away from the store, but odds of that are incredibly low. I'm already awkward enough and it's stressful to be asking this at my workplace.
In a way, I'm glad he hasn't said anything overt, because it would be pretty scrotey if he did.
I'll just try to be more chill and ask him casually next time I run into him. But that's what I keep telling myself and here I am still lol. Maybe I'll write a note if that isn't too weird
In any case I'll let you all know if I ever do anything about this
No. 233377
Kek I forgot I posted that
>>229249I'm famously known for having the worst taste out of my friends. My teacher looked like Keith from the try guys & Dutch guy is completely different, very average looking, I can't really think a celeb. Sometimes he sends me pics and I think "he's so fucking ugly" but his smile makes up for it, just some aryan eurofag guy
No. 247306
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I know she's gotten cancelled or people have beef with her for whatever reason, but I don't really follow her that much so I don't care, she's just 100% my type in terms of aesthetic. Sorry I like girls who kind of have that fuckboy look to them. Also she's tall ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
No. 247311
>>247306hehehhe she is attractive in a 'hey mamas' kind of way
i also think my mum's old friend is really attractive, i don't even get mad when i feel like she's looking down on our household. like she's rich and elegant and stuff
No. 247432
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Why hasn't she been posted yet
No. 247437
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>>247433>>247433reality winner, she was 25 when that pic was taken but her appearance has nothing to do w her appeal. idk why she looks so young there
No. 247491
>>229122update:He asked if I wanted to do arts and crafts night with his daughters (I used to volunteer as an art teacher during uni) and he'll cook dinner and being a retard I said yes.
Probably gonna be a mistake but free food for kinda babysitting and I get to destash my craft supplies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(¯\_(ツ)_/¯) No. 247996
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This niche internet micro-celebrity
No. 258728
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One day I was being nozy and looking if celeb had kids and I discovered this girl.
I was surprised she was born the same year as I, then I saw a pic of her in a tumblr looking fit. My heart melted right at this moment. There is something so cute yet strong and charming about her face. She always look a bit akward on the red carpet, either nested against her father or holding tight her mom's arm, but the cutest is when she crouch a little on solo pictures. I'm not the type of woman who want an tall amazone for gf but this girl it just add so much to her character. I just want this adorable bronze skined, dark haired girl to softly smile at me, gaze upon me with her brown doe eyes and hug me tightly in her strong strong arms.
Fuck one day I will a famous fashion designer or some costume maker and will meet her to make her dress that really show how breathtaking she really is.
No. 261522
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>>247491update: yup we're work spouses and we have lunch together once a month. guess i graduated out of retarded crush zone since we're legit friends now lmao
No. 261527
>>258728Who is she?
She is really cute.
No. 262208
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>>261527She is Simone Johnson (daughter of "the rock" Dwayne Johnson). Lot of dumb dudes make comment on her physic but anybody with a brain see she is a cute one.
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>>262241What episode was the magical one?
No. 262329
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>>262212idk nonna, probably projecting insecurity.
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No. 262522
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Im so physically ill from liking this guy its been 5 months for me but I'll know it will never come to fruition. I know nothing will ever happen because I am in another part of the world where I know I'll be able to go to. I'm fucking laying in bed thinking about stupid scenarios. I'm in a constant cycle of this dude is nasty as hell he should die and I like him.
No. 270427
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I have two.
First is the cute butch with the mullet who was algorithmically delivered to me around 6 months ago. Learning that she rides a unicycle really solidified the parasocial crush since that's so unexpected kek.
I can't bring myself to actively interact with her content or even follow her Instagram out of fear of her learning of my existence. Not that it matters since I live across the country anyway, and I'm a goofy dork with niche appeal solely to a certain subset of edgy nerds. I just don't want to risk the embarrassment of her witnessing my nonsense. She's too cool for that.
Second is a woman whose Tumblr I stumbled upon around a month ago. It takes me back to high school where I'd keep up with but not follow female artists on tumblr because I clearly had fat crushes on them. She's my type in looks, is gay, and we have similar interests and hobbies, although she does seem troubled. I fantasize about befriending her and trying to support her as someone who has overcome many of my own BDD struggles, then maybe we bond and meet irl and fall in love. I know this is insane, it's just how I feel.
But do I even make the move to follow her? Of course not. I'm terrified of women. The only time I sustained an online friend was because she contacted me.
Wish I wasn't so impotent and that I could like a woman who lives on my proximity. I need to get out more for real.
No. 270433
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I fell hard for my best friend Daniel and i feel so fucking dumb lmao
He was always so sweet to me and cared about me a lot, whenever i tried to end myself because of my ED or depression he was there to comfort and help me. Now that i'm recovering he is being very supportive too. The thing is, its just his personality. I'm not special, he's naturally cute and caring to his friends and i'm just another one. Recently we started sexting (yes lmao) and while i'm on cloud 9 i know i'm just another girl he sexts with lol He flirts with a lot of girls and i think he likes to be single and free so he can do whatever he wants. Thing is, i'm in love with him lol
And i'm constantly thinking whether i would or not have actual sex with him because i know if i do i'll get even more attached to him and i'm pretty sure i'm not his type, he seems to only date the Stacy type and i'm pretty fit and all but i'm a weirdo at the same time, i mean, i'm not really a girly girl, i'm the messy grungy mess Courtney Love'esque type and no matter how many showers i take i always seem dirty lmaooo :((:()
No. 270438
>>270433I love how you just name him, lmao.
Manifesting that he starts feeling the same for you, anon.
No. 270481
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>>270444o único crime que ele cometeu foi roubar meu coração>>270438honestly i'm at a point where i don't even care about anything anymore lmao
thanks for the good energy, loving
nonnie No. 271223
>>150474I have the biggest crush on a guy who used to work in a fruit shop near my place. We "met" over six months ago, and last time I saw him was on february 17th. I haven't seen a glimpse of him since then, but I think about him every day. I actually don't remember the last day I didn't think about him at least once. That fruit shop is weird and closes/opens intermittently for "repairs" or "holidays". Last time it was open he wasn't working there. But apparently they have other locations, so he may still be working for them, just not at that particular place.
I'm not that young, and I haven't had a lot of male attention growing up. I'm more of a loner if everything. Don't go out much and have never dated. This is the first time someone has come on to me super strong and shown me in many ways that he was interested. I just wished that in the almost 2 months that he had me as a client (during the summer) fairly regularly he had asked me out or said something. The only thing I got were smiles/preferential treatment/pet names and once he called me beautiful. I just hope I get to see him again. I know I technically can't say I'm in love with him since I know close to nothing about him (not even his name/age), but this all consuming desire and care for him, I've never experienced before. Just hope I get to see him again soon.
No. 271242
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Look, I don't care what type of fandom drama he's in. Nor do I care about his current relationship(s). I will marry this funny looking Aussie man. He's not even funny looking to me, I think he's gorgeous (if he just let his natural hair color exist for a while again, he'd be even more breathtaking).
No. 271252
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>>262522I keep telling myself ill stop watching him and interacting with him i cant do this anymore nonas i need to get back on my 2d husbando bullshit and be normal again i cant stop being delusional
No. 271283
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Albel Nox from SO3. A old JRPG no one remembers.
Half of it is his deep guttural voice goddamn. I want him to verbally abuse me
No. 271310
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lula anon here to post an update as i'm crying and screaming rn ajsasaaksksjdkc
so he went back to college and is now meeting a lot of new people and i'm here just waiting for the moment he'll met a girl and get interested and then he'll start talking about her to me because i'm his friend (cries in agony)
Jesus Christ the suffering won't stop lmao
i can already see me comparing myself to a girl i don't even know who it is yet, like the pathetic dumb bitch i am
yesterday late at night i texted him about how much i love him and how hard it is to think of an scenerio where we would distance ourselves from eachother, i was high and i woke up and thought it was a dream but then i saw it and i can't delete it anymore FML
No. 275315
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Sorry for the bump but I love her character, wish she was my girlfriend. Her design is so cute.