/g/ - girl talk

You're gonna get a son and he will be a loser who doesn't know how to be a man because you force-fed him episodes of The L Word instead of teaching him actual manly skills

>>55057
Bait but the only thing my son would have to fear is being a fucking weeaboo

Oh wow, honestly I don't have kids so I don't have advice to share congratulations in advance, that is really fucking neat.

Well arent you two just so different and special. Why not just post in the pregnancy thread regardless of who the fucks in it instead of cluttering the board with "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE"

that sounds amazing op i'm kinda jealous

how was the process like? who'se having the baby?

>>55264
since I love to talk about it and you asked: basically for like two weeks, my wife takes shots in her abdomen (about 3/4) each night to get lots of fucking eggs growing. Then they put her under twilight aneshesia and stick a huge needle into her ovaries and suck out the eggs. We're paying for PGS (which picks the gender and checks for genetic defects) so they mix her egg with the donor sperm and for like three weeks it's frozen and checked. Then they unfreeze it and shove a needle up my vadge and put it in me- then for two months I shove a huge needle in my butt to help baby along.
We're using her eggs and a donor since my family is fucked in terms of mental illness and we found a donor who legit is the male version of me, weeabo and theater nerd included. My wife doesnt and cant get pregnant and I want too so it works out!

Do you want a boy or a girl?

>>55285
and older boy and younger girl since we both had older siblings and I liked having a 'built in friend.' sometimes I imagine my kids playing pokemon and its super awesome.

My wife and I will adopt when the time comes because we both think pregnancy is gross and ruins the body.

But if it's your cup of tea, congrats for the baby. Was the treatment expensive?

>>55304
our entire process is covered by insurance so we only pay for donor which is a drop in the bucket for us.

I work out enough that Im not worried about my body but the entire giving birth thing both grosses me out and is fascinating- however I watch surgery videos for fun so

>>55077
This. Like, there is already a thread. You bumped off something just for this? Jeesh.

Please make your son normal. I dated a guy raised by two mothers and he was the most polite, completely respectful but secretly just terrified all the time. Please make him normal

IVF is disgusting and cringe, and it carries a higher risk of birth deffects. Also, pregnancy is a heterosexual process. I have no idea how can you want to be pregnant as a lesbian (if you're an actual lesbian of course, and not a bisexual). Imagine putting your loved one through medical torture and then the torture of pregnancy just because you want to have a kid. Gross.
I will just adopt.

>>167914
lol right? imagine doing all this and then willingly having a son too

>>167913
funny, a guy with two moms used to always sexually harass me at the place I volunteered at. You'd think two mothers would have taught him to respect women more.

i feel really bad for your kid(s). son or daughter. this is straight out of a horror movie.

>>167913
terrified of what

>>167913
Why tf did you bump a 3 year old thread