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No. 99091

As a counterpart to the "fetishes you're ashamed of" thread I thought it'd be nice to have a thread were we discuss general turn-ons, sexy shit, what you are attracted to. Things that won't make other anons wonder if they should call the police, heh.

No. 99092

To begin, my pic is relevant because nothing gets me going more than having someone whisper sexually into my ear or to do it to someone else.

No. 99095

deep voices are a big turn on for me, i find it both soothing and sexy. someone with a nice husky voice can make me wet by just talking

No. 99097

Men who are skelly-tier and embrace it by wearing fitted jeans and shirts. That said, thin men are also really cute in oversized jackets and sweaters especially when paired with the aforementioned tight jeans.
I do love and accept all skinny guys, but when they dress for their bodies and are well groomed I die.

And this one is a bit weird and not something I'm 100% unashamed of but…I'm really into having my stomach rubbed. And rubbing someone else's stomach. It's comforting and intimate but also turns me on somehow.

No. 99100

I'm jealous, I'm way too ticklish for that which can ruin a mood.

No. 99110

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Hands that look like these.

No. 99112

as previous anons stated, husky voices both on guys and girls, whispering, being behind me and sorta leaning into my space (but also i'm bit touch starved lmao), uniforms but specifically tradie clothes, calloused hands, sorta grubby appearance (i don't like when people are too polished and put together in general), and, most of all, good, witty bants.
also on girls sorta weird teeth are really hot for some reason

No. 99113

Dude, I'm with you. Pianist hands are on my biggest turn-ons.
(That's why I don't understand this whole incel wrist things, delicate long hands on a man are so much more attractive than the stubby sausages most men have)

No. 99114

My boyfriend has big-meaty sausage fingers. A girl can dream.

No. 99115

Yeah I immediately imagine what such hands can do.

No. 99117

When my boyfriend kisses my neck and whispers in my ear. I freaking MELT. Bonus points if he isn’t clean-shaven and has that winter scruff going.

No. 99122

i'm not into too muscular bodies but slightly defined arms and thighs look great

i have a thing for hands with long fingers in general, looks so elegant.

No. 99135

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Very broad, muscular, meaty shoulders.

No. 99151

>thick fingers and big hands
>very masculine but feels no need to prove it, eg. a big built guy wraring pink and crying in Disney movies
>puppy dog eyes
>inexperienced and enthusiastic

>Tall but with personality and face
>Forward, will touch and flirt with me so I feel wanted
>Heels and tight clothes with no bra
>Not a pillow princess

>Sexual massages and licking as foreplay
>Likes wrestling and biting
>Soft, gets a little teary and needy after sex. Always gets me wet for a second round…
>thicc strong thighs and calves
>willing to try out things like bdsm or watersports once. I want to experiment

No. 99229

Actually I'm a bit embarassed by this because it's so stereotypical and I'm female (internalized homophobia) but busty women with big hips are freaking glorious. When will I get a nice gf who will smother me with her bossom?

No. 99278

Men with long hair like past the nips especially if it's waist-length. Very gorgeous.

No. 99364

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I have a thing for heartbeats.
I love feeling and hearing a guy's heart, I think it's because my ex was so skinny you could literally see it beating through his chest. He was also super tall and I could always hear his heart when we hugged and it made me feel really safe and calm.
But now I get turned on even by seeing a guy's neck pulse, I don't know what it is about it.

No. 99367

I find big dick to be a huge turn on, especially if the guy is a grower, I love feeling it grow in my mouth or my hands. When my bf and me starting getting into heavy make out session at the beginning of our relationship I could feel his perfect hard dick through his clothing and knowing he was packing some serious meat down there made me even more eager to fuck him. I also love to hear a guy moan, it sound very open and vulnerable, like he's not afraid to just get lost in the moment and express how much he's enjoying what's happening.
Another big turn on is guys being huge pleaser / giver and loving to eat pussy.
I like soft guys too, ones that like to give a receive cuddle, kisses, petting session.
Maybe a little weirder but I get so turned on when I watch my bf grooming himself after he gets out of the shower, shaving, doing his hair, washing his face, trimming his nails, putting some perfume on… I love that he's super clean and take such good care of himself, even watching him shower makes me want to jump his bone because he's so eager to get every single part of his body perfectly clean, he washes suuuuper carefully between each of his toes, it's the cutest thing ever.

No. 99548

Huuuuuge voice fetish. Unfortunately my boyfriend has a very meh voice. But nonetheless, I love when he moans next to my ears.
I also love hands.
For some reason, I also love the inner bicep? I don't even know if it's called that. But I love when a guy puts his hands behind his head and shows the "inner bicep".

No. 99550


Same here, I get super turned on by my bf's heartbeat - especially if it's pounding hard and fast. It's somehow both sweet and exciting.

No. 99556

Fuck off, namefag. Get out.

No. 99557

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Ahahaha he used his real email address, how's it going over in Devonshire?

No. 99558

I think I'm asexual because I don't like any of the things you listed (which are perfectly normal btw anon, not shading you)

Like moaning/noises makes me think of an animal, washing is to be expected, no opinion about a hard dikk and it doesn't turn me on. Just more work to do. Wish I was as enthusiastic about it as you anon. Also the ones who are literally turned on by their bfs heartbeats…bless your souls

No. 99563

this might be the best self dox we've ever had.

No. 99564

unless it's someone trolling the guy. he is taking videos of sport events and the namefag claims he gets sexual pleasure from cycling. we are talking men though

No. 99565

the email is also misspelled so it wasnt an autofill.

I reckon it's a robot upset that chad took his girl or a legbeard getting "epic revenge XD"

No. 99570

If it's revenge, it's a pretty shitty attempt. All we'll do is have a giggle at the dumb scrot.
Anon should've taken it to /b/ or something.

No. 99594

Being dominated is a massive turn on. Being told to do something, being “thrown” onto the bed, “forced” to give a blow job etc.

No. 99597

Pegging. Not in a fetishy “step on me with your boots, mistress!” kind of way. Just fucking a guy with a strap on.

No. 99601

neck nibbling, wearing a strap-on

No. 99625

I found out recently that I'm into being tickled.

No. 99628

Me too. I love when I can feel/hear my bf's heartbeat pounding. It reminds me of how things were in the beginning, before we'd done anything beyond kissing. I purposely do things that cause that, especially affectionate, non-sexual touching.
I also love when I can touch him gently and lovingly and watch his body relax and get comfortable. Especially when he lets out a tiny contented sigh.

No. 99629

Me too. I love when I can feel/hear my bf's heartbeat pounding. It reminds me of how things were in the beginning, before we'd done anything beyond kissing. I purposely do things that cause that, especially affectionate, non-sexual touching.
I also love when I can touch him gently and lovingly and watch his body relax and get comfortable. Especially when he lets out a tiny contented sigh.

No. 99630

Me too. I love when I can feel/hear my bf's heartbeat pounding. It reminds me of how things were in the beginning, before we'd done anything beyond kissing. I purposely do things that cause that, especially affectionate, non-sexual touching.
I also love when I can touch him gently and lovingly and watch his body relax and get comfortable. Especially when he lets out a tiny contented sigh.

No. 99631

Me too. I love when I can feel/hear my bf's heartbeat pounding. It reminds me of how things were in the beginning, before we'd done anything beyond kissing. I purposely do things that cause that, especially affectionate, non-sexual touching.
I also love when I can touch him gently and lovingly and watch his body relax and get comfortable. Especially when he lets out a tiny contented sigh.

No. 99632

Me too. I love when I can feel/hear my bf's heartbeat pounding. It reminds me of how things were in the beginning, before we'd done anything beyond kissing. I purposely do things that cause that, especially affectionate, non-sexual touching.
I also love when I can touch him gently and lovingly and watch his body relax and get comfortable. Especially when he lets out a tiny contented sigh.

No. 99661

No. 99662

that's a known issue going on with the site you autist.

No. 99679

seeing your goofy ass crush being completely serious and wearing formal clothes on occasion. dark colored suits with black shirts in general

No. 99680

breathing the same air, for some reason it just really turns me on. only with certain people though and it has to be in passionate moments

No. 99776

Anons, what are good places to have sex in public? I'm not trying to get caught/scar people for life.

No. 99777

fucking yes

No. 99779

Cliche but Men in suits. You can't go wrong. Always so sexy to me. Timeless. A tall classically handsome dark haired man in a suit. Hmm yup

No. 99781

Neat, dark, short side-part hair

Lingerie on women = Suits on men

No. 99806

yes this. I wish more dark haired men wore their hair like that these days

No. 99819

Maybe stay in a hotel with a city view on a higher floor. Turn off the lights and fuck in front of the window after dark. Take a walk outside first to make sure nobody can actually see inside. You can see the city. Nobody can see you.
That, or adult settings where everybody there knows there could be public sex going on. They choose to be there and consent to it, so it's okay.
You could also go camping and you have the right to fuck in your tent (cover windows) without running afoul of the law.

No. 99825

unmanned parking garages. security footage (if any) resets and usually you can just do it in a stairwell.

No. 99852

When a guy breathes on my neck and/or ear. I get flustered as fuck even if it's accidental like when I'm standing next to a guy who's at the perfect height where he's just regularly breathing and suddenly I feel it. Half ashamed because I get turned on when this happens with almost any guy who happens to breathe on those spots accidentally lmao it's like a nice surprise tbh!

No. 99864

ah same but i feel so creepy for it lmao

No. 99869

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I love size difference with shorter man and taller woman. I'm not tall myself (5'6"), but standing beside someone who is smaller than me just feels…right. It makes me feel capable and protective, silly as it is. I really wish I was 5'10"+ so I could live out the dream of towering over and easily overpowering a skinny little 5'-5'2" guy. I already outweigh them and can overpower them, but with extra height I could reach even higher strength levels.

I'm also into the sex aspect, obviously. Even passing a smaller guy on the street turns me on like crazy, I can't help but imagine just grabbing him by his little waist and going at it. Although I also like bean poles (with a limit of 6'), petit men have always been special to me. My greatest weakness.

Unashamed since I mainly go after shorter men. But they probably know what's up which is why they reject me.

No. 99878

r/incels would love you

No. 99895

I think incels are the least likely to love any woman lol.

No. 99903

when a guy places his hand on your inner thigh. especially in public…

No. 99905

anon this manga is so cute, thank you from the bottom of my heart!

No. 99906

Defined muscles on women, especially biceps, back and thighs. I'm not talking bodybuilder tier, just fit enough. Bonus points if she's more than 5'9 tall.

No. 99941

I like my earlobe bit
there's nerves in there that make it feel really good similar to the neck

No. 99963

Ear licking and nibbling is my top weakness when it comes to sexual stuff.
Also feather-light touches maybe even with an actual feather.
Biting is a huge thing.

I also really like people with pretty hands and nicely-shaped nails. probably because I myself have arachnodactyly and shitty nails.
I really like either blond or pitch-black hair on women and feminine proportions of not being particularly tall, but having big thighs.
Small boobs are very cute too, big boobs do nothing for me.

I'm lucky that my girlfriend is everything I like in people, she's just so pretty and perfect that my stupid lesbian ass doesn't feel like I deserve her since I'm kinda really ugly myself.

No. 100046

This thread made me a bit horny wtf

As other anons said, breathing against my skin. Like during a make out session, or while doing it, the small pants and ragged breaths damn.
Male moans. But like the very faint ones, that can't be helped, unlike those in porn when they finish. Male whimpers also damn.

A visual turn on would probably be messy hair, slight stubble and like the two first buttons off on a shirt. It makes me want to throw myself at my crush whenever I see pics of him.
I have a thing for light happy trails too. Fuck I need to stop kek

No. 100047

Congrats, your post made me horny too

No. 100062

kek anon, not even sorry

No. 100397

Different languages! I want a man to dirty talk to me in his language during the moment without me having any idea what he's saying. I especially love the sound of Scandinavian languages or German, that shit is hot

No. 100404

I love when a guy who is generally goofy talks and acts seriously, bonus points if they're wearing a suit.Also doing stuff with clothes on.

No. 100406

>>99625 (same anon)
Also biting and licking.

Recently reached orgasm cuz he was just licking my neck and ears.

No. 100449

I really like tickling my boyfriend. He has the most adorable smile ever. He's ticklish everywhere on his body which makes it even better. I love when he begs me to stop, it's the hottest thing ever.

No. 100461

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No. 100480

me too, love.

No. 100566

HOW! Is that a common thing for you?

No. 100571

Ugh yeah, I'm like that too - ticklish all over. What he does is when I try to move his hand/move away he'll (gently) grab me and hold me down and keep tickling. Madness. And he gets this devilish look on his face that's just so sexy…

OK tbf I was also flickin' the bean, but only for like a minute. He was already going to town before that & my motor was running so hot it just took the smallest touch to send me over. It was my first time getting my ears licked like that, but I'd say it could be common to get off like that.

PIV/cunnilingus does the absolute bare minimum for me (idk y tho), so I'm real fuckin' grateful he's willing to put in some extra effort.

No. 100572

Traps ( ° ʖ °)

No. 100573

Okay if you already had done genital touching previously it's more understandable. I'm fascinated by people who are able to come without direct (genital) touch, does it feel differently?
Sometimes I feel like I'm almost coming from sexy shit like ear-whispering and nipple stimulation but it's only a feeling of being super aroused and almost there.

No. 100580

Not that anon but it's not impossible to come without touching, it may just take some practice. Feels like a ruined orgasm though, it's not really that good, at least for me

No. 100608

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This is one I'm definitely ashamed of, I've always found him strangely attractive because he is just such a fucking psycho, even after all the allegations came out, I probably need help, I can't be the only one!

No. 100612

wrong thread

No. 100613

Fucking yikes anon, you probably are the only one

No. 100614

>washing is to be expected

I think I enjoy it so much because my first two bf didn't take care of themselves at all, especially my second bf, he was always sweaty and smelly in his ass crack and right behind his balls, I hated it. Part of it was he just sweated a lot naturally but he also didn't care for showering and could go days without doing it. Same for his nails, he didn't care about clipping them, he would bite them off, he never went to the hairdresser, didn't care about smelling nice or wearing nice clothes. New bf is the total opposite and I can't stop gushing over it, I always wanted a well dressed pretty bf and now I have one, I love him so much.

No. 100625

Literally just you. Fucking gross. Get help.

No. 100635

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this is weird one but i kind of understand it, i have a similar hybristo fetish. but i want to make a truly evil man cum in me, to feel power knowing that i dominated him and will give birth to children of his tainted blood. doesn't matter if it's a dictator, serial killer, cult leader, ect. as long as he's reviled by society for being notoriously awful.

it's pretty fucked up.

No. 100636

It's just cringey af

No. 100638

lmao thanks

No. 100639

Aw well I'm happy for you anon. I understand now and I'd probably feel the same way about it

No. 100644

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For some reason, male forearms really do it for me. Rolled up sleeves are sexy af, especially on dress shirts.

No. 100652

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No kinkshaming allowed, anon!

Agreed. I also feel the same way about hands, especially pale & vascular ones like pic related. I like to steal glances at guys’ hands when they aren’t looking in public (lol). I don’t know what it is about them, they don’t even have to be super masculine for me to like them.

No. 100665

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I find men to be super sexy and attractive first thing in the morning. I hate morning sex though which is…ironic?

No. 100667

Hands are my jam. I love rough, calloused palms and handshakes that hurt.

No. 100671

This so much! I don't know what it is about it that my heart skips a beat when I see a guy rolling up his sleeves with the forearms exposed. He doesn't have to be muscular at all, just show me some of that forearm hnnnnnnggg

Curiously, bare forearms without rolled up sleeves don't have the same effect. I wonder if there's some psypop explanation for this?

No. 100672

I like looking at man hands too

No. 100673

Yes it's all about those blue veiny hands on pale skin. Also their fingers like…what they do lmao let me suck on em!!!!!

No. 100674

OP here. People are allowed to cringe at weird stuff that better fits the fetishes thread. Otherwise, keep up the good work horny anons!

No. 102278

Men who are humble or men with empathy are the biggest turn ons. Too bad these types turn out to be subby in bed.

No. 103971

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Man I love big hairy bellies. I want to bury my face in them. Whenever me and my bf are seperated, I ask for him to send me pics of his belly.

Pic related is the ideal male body.

No. 103978

I've "come" just through nipple stimulation. It's not the same feeling, for me it was kinda like bypassing the actual orgasm so super aroused -> afterglow

Anyway, a huge turn on is the way my bf plays with my breasts. Idk why it's so different with him, I've been with other dudes but the way they did it was so lackluster.

No. 103985

Nemu, get off this website lmao

No. 104018

Who's Nemu? I just like furry men. Don't include me in your kiddie circlejerk, this isnt a chatroom.

No. 104055

I feel you M8.

My bf is super adorable in the morning, but morning sex is meh.

No. 104056

she's a cow. stop being a newfag.

No. 104057

my current boyfriend loves eating me out and he asks for it, that gets me almost high; lately he's been into eating my ass but that one is weird for me cause ASS

No. 104059

She's an irrelevant cow.

No. 104065

>he asks for it,

I'm so jealous. Is it randomly or during sex?

No. 104105

I'm the og anon of that post and I was not ashamed about it before posting but I sure am now after being compared to Nemu, thanks anon lol

No. 104236

What exactly do you mean by "randomly?" Like when else is that man going to eat her ass outside of sex? During a trip to the grocery store?

No. 104243

Nayrt but my bf does randomly ask to each me out at weird times. Not as weird as during a holocaust documentary or in the supermarket, but like after he's gotten home from the gym or out of the shower etc, like he's been thinking about it for a while

No. 104248

After watching Bandersnatch I've realized that I'm really into the idea of mind controlling a guy into doing a bunch of kinky stuff to himself that he's not 100% on board with. If I magically obtained the ability to control minds, it's probably the first thing I'd do lol.

No. 105012

Dunno why but I’m really into forced kissing. Nothing past that (no rape fantasies) but rough kissing really turns me on.

No. 106125

like what ?

No. 106134

Eating ass in the grocery store before paying for it is stealing

No. 106136

So do you go around sticking your tongue into people against their will or do you wish someone did it to you?

No. 134420

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Guys in (adidas) track pants. Casual sporty clothes in general.

No. 134425

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Oh yes

No. 134474

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This. Basically all name brand athleisure hits the spot for whatever reason. Also way nicer to cuddle in than jeans (I also have a weird phobia of buttons, so I’ve never been a fan of men in button up shirts, which some of my friends find baffling).

No. 134482

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Button-up shirts and jeans just aren't cuddly at all. I agree.

I am a fan of kilts, personally.

No. 134488

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Big manly hands, whispering dirty things, grabbing my ass whenever they want, being a bit forceful.

No. 134500

I wouldn't call those big manly hands.

No. 134514

elegant long fingers, cuddling, when guys act tough around others but are actually genuinely very nice and thoughtful, sleepy-looking eyes, guys who have a youthful nature but are very intelligent and mature at the same time, the thought of being intimate with someone in a really small and tight space for some reason. being cultured/interested in the arts without being pretentious about it is immensely attractive too

No. 134522

Excellent taste, Anon. I want all of these things and more.

No. 134533

men with long hair. metalhead types! men that seem kind of mean/intimidating but getting to know them, they are sweet :) having a tough guy be a sweetheart to me and only me is a huge turn-on thinking about it… im really into music and play bass so seeing a guy that knows how to play an instrument is also extremely attractive.

also i am loving the hand love here! comparing hand sizes with a guy means i want to fuck him

No. 134540

a kazillion perecent anon,,, now I just need a metalhead boyfriend

No. 134545

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oh to have a big handed goth bf…

No. 134546

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I dream every day…

No. 134547

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fuck yesss! add to that protruding adam apples hnnngggg

No. 134550

who is this? Not Steele, right?

No. 134551

I would give anything to be ducked by him ngl

No. 134556

Atsushi Sakurai, from Buck Tick

No. 134589

god, Peter Steele was plucked from a vampire erotica or something, wasn't he? he's really not my typical type but the idea of a strong, romantic and subby man with a desire to serve woman is so incredibly hot. unfortunately, i feel like most normie guys who are subby are just lazy, imo, and lack the romantic edge. they want the woman to do all the sexual work. a lazy man is certainly not reversing any societal roles. at least that's my lame experience, anyway.

i always get so aroused listening to this Hozier interview in which he talks about his song, Nothing Fucks With My Baby. best part starts at 1:37.
>standing in awe of your terrifying and terrifyingly strong lover
>subverting the idea of being the protector as a man
>"you can't be harmed– i can't protect you. it's nothing to do with me; this person is genuinely terrifying, and you know, you love them for it"

Hozier's pretty gangly and twinky, especially compared to Peter Steele, but his penchant for crawling out of graves and watching the world burn just to spend the rest of eternal damnation with his lover always sends my heart aflutter.

No. 134693

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the taste here…impeccable

No. 134859

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Adam's apples are such a huge turn on

No. 134877

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Fuck anon, Boris is so hot to me.

No. 143111

My dreams inspire scenarios I fantasize about. Last night I dreamt about a horror-themed amusment park (inspired by Gremoryland, though I've never read it).

It involves a female journalist, investigating a horror-themed park, and its enigmatic owner. I like male love interests in my fantasies to be goofy so an insane, passionate theme park owner is right up my alley. They play a cat-and-mouse game as she tries to figure out the park's and his secrets. The park opened and became popular instantaneously, but there have been a few controversies or things she finds ominous. At first, he doesn't take her seriously and flirts with her. Obviously, things escalate and he becomes just as emotionally torn over distrusting but also lusting after her. The specifics of the "secret" aren't a big deal, only that the park is dangerous and the park owner has the advantage over the plucky female journalist.

No. 143205

What the fuck, why can't I have this?

No. 144070

Blonde body hair on men. Idk why, I just think it's sexy and it's a huge turn on for me.

No. 144139

Drummers are hot… but the cat suit? The mystery. The intrigue. Delicious.

No. 144147

kek anon i feel the same way. he could be a greek god under there. the perfect man. but knowing his true self would break the sultry illusion i've created for him.

No. 144179

when I'm laying down and the guy kneels over my legs and puts the condom on. For a moment he has this serious concentrated look on his face, overgrown hair falling into his eyes. This serious stern look is both a bit funny and super hot. When he's finished he looks at me and goes all "don't look at me anon///" but I just smile. Idk, this situation gives me some cool sexual power trip I don't completely understand. It's like, I'm on the bottom but in reality I know I'm on top, you get me?

No. 144203

i think you've just helped me realise something about myself i never knew before anon

No. 144204

I’ve been called ‘racist’ for this before, but I am so fucking attracted to men as long as they’re outside of my own race (white)
I’ve only ever dated Mexican, Native American or black guys. Once an Asian but Asian men are kinda meh to me.
I love the dark skin and brown eyes. White men are just so gross to me, they think the world revolves around them & they’re most likely to be incel or bro plus I think light eyes and hair on men are disgusting because it seems incestual and unattractive.
I have no preference for race of a woman, though I’ve only ever dated a couple of latinas. Girls are hard to come by for me

No. 144207

Here to absolve you of racism accusations, extremely relatable despite me being reverse of you
I come from a kind of small island that has a very particular look to its denizens but it's made it so I CANNOT do men who have a similar "mixed" brown look to me because it feels too incestuous, I can only do white, east asian or really dark men without being like "on god this is some hills have eyes shit"
strangely doesn't apply to women though, unless they actually look similar to me. It's a little weird tbh

No. 144239

I kinda get this, I'm not attracted to women that look like me. I like my own features just fine but it feels gross to think of someone that looks too much like me in a sexual way. Though I don't judge based on race/coloring alone but rather a combination of features.

Some potentially obscure turn ons for me
>sleepy people

also raspy voices and deeefinitely "pianist hands" god damn.

No. 144264

I like men with lots freckles, I just really want to kiss them and trace them with my fingers.

No. 144266

yes. YES. Absolutely. I love them, love them.

No. 144408

Fair warning, this is considered kind of gross. Probably should be ashamed of these but I'm not.
>pimple popping
I want to pop a girls acne (specifically forehead, chin, or tip of the nose) and lick and suck out the pus. Bonus points if I'm wearing really bright lipstick and leave bright red or pink marks all around the area.
With earwax I want to be on the receiving end, I want a cute girl to pull out earwax with the professional tools and make me eat it and lick the tool.

No. 144409

I'm quitting lolcow

No. 144412

>lick and suck oozing pimple
So you want to give her a staph infection?

No. 144414

You should be ashamed of yourself

No. 144418

no offense but actually full offense, you belong to the fetishes you're ashamed of thread, this place is stained now

No. 144447

We could disinfect it afterwards, you're supposed to do that anyway with popped pimples anyway afaik
That's fair. The other thread is called 'fetishes you're ashamed of' & not 'fetishes other people are repulsed by', I'd feel dishonest posting there off the bat. I'll put future pimple-y and waxy spergs there instead.

No. 144458

Dirty talk, especially if it's me doing it and it makes the guy even hornier. Once while me and my ex boyfriend were having sex I was whispering how good it was and how hot he was and he moaned loudly and said "if you don't stop talking I'm gonna come" and goddamn that turned me on so much. Like knowing you have that effect on someone, knowing they find you attractive and they want you, like damn there's no greater turn on than that lol.

Also, the idea of a guy sloooowly sliding his hand up my thigh when I'm wearing a skirt or short dress. I have this fantasy of us being in a fancy crowded restaurant sitting next to each other and under the table he slowly caresses his hand up my thigh and gently rubs my crotch til I'm wet, and I have to sit there acting like nothing is going on lol.

And something simple, guys with white button down shirts, especially with the sleeves rolled up. Yuuuummmm.

No. 144500

Uhh, the drummer is a woman.

No. 144508


No. 144758

Oh, the other anons assumed it was a guy. Having the hots for her is fine.

No. 145131

i have a huge fetish for authors. there's just something about a man who can write. it's so good, even individual words do it for me. manuscript. typewriter. pen. desk. fapfapfapfapfap.

No. 145370

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Bodies like this

No. 145374

Umm… source? Asking for a friend.

No. 145376

I wish I knew. God, I wish I knew.

No. 145377

Send more pls anon

No. 145378

anons so thirsty they forget about reverse image search. Enjoy!

No. 145379

File: 1595942827472.gif (533.5 KB, 427x240, ZQ1.gif)

I want to rape him.

No. 145383

> rape
> gif of a char from anime about crossdresser

No. 145384

File: 1595948539826.jpg (13.99 KB, 250x250, tumblr_p2ynf9YSJC1s2qycgo4_250…)

Getting fucked by a guy with thick thighs. The bigger, the better. I literally cannot have sex with a man who's got thin legs and weak thighs, it looks so pathetic.

No. 145391

I want to fuck one's thighs. As in hump like a dog.

No. 145397

why am I not surprised about this picture lmao jk does have a great body

No. 145417

You got great taste, anon.

No. 145425

I have done this lmao. I felt pretty embarrassed afterward because I got so into it!!

No. 145499

Mmmmm yesss I couldn't agree more. I love seeing men's nice thick thighs in tight pants like jeans. Makes me wanna run my hands up and down his thighs and squeeze them and bite them lol. So fleshy and strong, yum

No. 145500

for all the thick thigh lovers - watch this. joe jonas used to have the best body in his camp rock days, and the nicest legs i've seen on a guy.

No. 145503

for some reason it doesnt play so just search "joe jonas single ladies" on youtube.

No. 145507

I'm sorry, but how can anyone be into this guy? His face is legit repulsive.

No. 145511

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The slightly messy look. Ruffled hair, 5'o clock shadow… just not perfectly done up. I don't like the trend of men having perfect hair, perfect beard/shave everything.

And these bracelets for some reason. Why I don't know, it's just sexy when a man has something on his wrist.

No. 145514

Oh my god anon. Those bracelets + a bony wrist and hand make me wanna die (in the good sense).
And for some reason, those same bracelets but worn at the ankle are just so sexy and also very appreciated.

No. 145515

I went on a date with a guy who wore them and it was sexy af while he was driving.

MAN, I'm gonna go on so many dates once it's possible.

No. 145569

File: 1596058821745.jpg (52.13 KB, 500x674, main-qimg-bf15e87d014dd14a7028…)

When men have chunky smiles, not chubby cheeks it's more muscle and thick skin, kind of like chok chok but manlier. They have to be clean shaven. Bruce Willis is a good one, maybe The Rock. Jennifer Aniston is a female example. I call it meaty/chewy faces because I wanna bite the part I circled. Gently though just like to test the resistance.

No. 145573

>men just have to wear bracelets to make women lose their minds
It's so cute…men would never.
Women are just so full of love we even admire the smaller things; I love women.

No. 145582

Accents. Talk dirty to me in your european accents pls I will blush most excessively.

No. 145589

Anon, awesome taste. I would die to have a cute guy talking to me in botched Spanish with a really thick accent.

No. 145590

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No. 145610


Tbh I'm so touch starved anything a man does makes me lose my mind. I only kissed a guy in my early 20s, last year. Everything is still new to me

No. 146070

>ctrl+f "arguing"
>0 results

O-okay then I guess its just me

No. 146086

File: 1596368420246.jpg (121.26 KB, 500x750, tumblr_n57w90hQkt1rlsq19o1_500…)

I agree, I love thick thighs. huge turn on

agreed. I hate the perfectly groomed look on guys too, especially those beards that are cut so perfectly along the cheeks, looks unnatural. that and hair that looks like it took an hour to achieve the perfect style. I'd rather a cute bedhead

No. 146093

Nuns…. and, well, Catholicism in general.

A sexy priest… I'm a slave for.

No. 146099

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Chest hair, but in a normal, somewhat light amount like pic related. Chest hair that goes to a guy's neck is gross.

No. 146101

>I'm so touch starved
What do you mean? Do you never get your hair caressed or never hold hands with anyone?

No. 146102

Male-touch starved. I was dumb and didn't go out until my 20s. When I started dating and a guy first held me romantically, it was mind blowing. I know it sounds stupid but just a simple hand hold or cuddling with a guy felt really good for me. It was all very new

Then the pandemic happened and I haven't done anything with a man for a year. Thankfully things are opening up in Europe and I'm gonna make up for lost time.

No. 146105

NTA but is this actually a thing? No one has ever caressed my hair and no one has ever held my hand except boyfriends.

No. 146106

File: 1596379451240.png (314.42 KB, 488x458, 1.png)

Playing with hair could be a thing.
Anyway if you feel touch starved you could ask your friend (female or male) to hug you.

No. 146118

anon, not everyone lives with other people or knows touchy feely people

No. 146128

i literally haven't hugged anyone since march except the half hugs i do with my dad and mom every once in a while.

No. 146129

God I can't wait for this shitty pandemic to be over so I can actually hug people again. Forget sex, I just want to be able to hug friends again.

No. 146130

i get really turned on by the idea of waiting/making someone wait for pleasure. like a guy constantly rubbing my labia majora but not going in to rub the actually sensitive parts for a long period of time.
or tying a guys hands behind his back while he's naked and horny. then just go do a task like clean around the room, eat etc. for like half an hour. i should be able to see him while i do the task. he'll hump the air to get himself off or smt but wont be able to do it.

No. 146131

i wish i could hug you anon <3 usually i try to quench my hug-thirstiness by hugging a big pillow while watching my youtube crush's videos.

No. 146133

Lmao I sleep hugging a pillow. It started out when I was 10 and I had to leave my family to live abroad and I was lonely, but now I do it because it's just comfier and my back hurts if I don't.

No. 146134

Aww. Hang in there, sis. We will have to survive this hug-less period.

No. 146144

No. 146256

Unsurprisingly porn about it exists, revolving around scenes where the man begs the woman to put his dick in while they masturbate but she won't let him go in beside the tip (and I admit it turns me on as well, especially hearing the guy begging and moaning).

No. 146266

> like a guy constantly rubbing my labia majora but not going in to rub the actually sensitive parts for a long period of time
Having dated guys that would spend the tiniest amount of time actually doing shit for my pleasure and who would rush through it.. I can see the appeal of this. Having lots of time dedicated to slowly building up the excitement.. teasing for a long time before reaching the clit.

I watch a lot of porn with submissive guys in it and while the pleasure for them is drawn out and edged… they end up getting a whole 45 min session concentrating on their dick, I'd love to experience the clit tease version of that!

No. 146280

Teasing can be wonderful. The anticipation makes the touch more intense. It requires a man who knows what he is doing and can wait though.

No. 146289

File: 1596482047901.gif (1.12 MB, 550x301, mcs.gif)

Ugh. I used to love getting teased like this, but it doesn't do anything for me anymore. I feel like I've lost a lot of sensation since I was a teen. What I'd do to get these feelings back and enjoy being teased again…

No. 146313

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For men

>Pregnancy, there's nothing more romantic than getting dicked down by your partner to make a baby. Plus being pregnant makes women look so cute, the side effects suck ass, but that glow is beautiful.

For women
>I love tall, like 5'10+ waify ethereal looking women. Bonus if they have dark, wild curly hair.

For both genders

>This is a weird one because I rarely see it ever talked about in kink spaces, but cardiophilia. Anything heart related drives me crazy and is my ultimate kink.

No. 146329

Cardiophilia? Did you just make that up? What exactly are cardiophilia practices? What turns you on?

No. 146410

Really insecure/depressed men but they can’t be too whiny

No. 146573

File: 1596745962131.jpg (25.43 KB, 500x302, 93b713cc310b8b389343c4c89d50be…)

See: yuzuru hanyu

No. 146585

File: 1596750260067.jpg (Spoiler Image,2.47 MB, 2667x2000, EXAnFHaWAAAmcyw.jpg)

Checked out his twitter and meh, what a disappointment… Looks like an ugly white ftm (weird proportions, hips way too wide for a man), posts like a flaming fag.

No. 146602

god yes let's do satanic rituals together occult daddy.

No. 146609

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He does waist training, that's why he's got such a feminine body.

No. 146610

that is hot. how unique.

No. 146689

he kinda looks like the eunuchs develv are obsessed with

No. 147078

Longtime lurker and I felt the need to put in my two cents. I’m really big into bilingual guys apparently. I can’t explain why but it just makes my pussy throb like nobody’s business. This in particular is what got me into it https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/hoqhr8/m4f_bilingual_fun_with_your_german_boyfriend_bfe/

Also the thought of being impregnated/bred specifically by a guy of another race. I guess the impreg part stems from when I was a cum-brained, hentai-loving prepubescent. The interracial thing comes from the fact that I’m black and relationships like that are taboo in my family. They just seem to fit together perfectly

No. 147097

No. 147105

Aw he’s so cute and hot. My ex was bilingual and while there were a lot of things that weren’t right about him I did enjoy that. It kind of makes it feel like you’re with two different people at once, and especially if you don’t understand or only understand a little of the language it makes it easy to focus on the tone of their voice over the content so you can appreciate it more.

No. 147112

File: 1597077756535.jpg (Spoiler Image,322.66 KB, 2048x1366, ShunsukeRyugu.jpg)

Thank you anon his butt poses aren't my thing but I'm in love with his beautiful androgynous shoots

No. 148271

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I want to be abducted by an alien and become their slave

No. 148272

These sex audios make me so fucking uncomfortable

No. 148274

Damn, anon, I have a pretty big and shameful German fetish. Thank you.

No. 148278

File: 1597882461429.gif (2.14 MB, 550x550, 54541FD8-83AE-4E37-9015-847469…)

u want him?

No. 148285

I have a thing for guys who wear glasses. A guy automatically goes from any number to a ten for me with that trait alone.

I also like watching guys clean their glasses. Yesterday I caught my coworker who I have a massive crush on stop and take his glasses off, clean them on his shirt, hold them up to check the lenses, then put them back, and it was just… oof… mmm… Oh, and I really, really enjoy cleaning guys glasses for them too.

Lastly, I want a guy to keep his glasses on while we have sex. There’s nothing hotter than watching a guy fuck me while his glasses are crooked and sliding off his sweaty face as he thrusts.

No. 148312

I love guys with long hair. Even if they are greasy or fat or ugly I don't care, I will stare at them. I don't know what's wrong with me, I wish it weren't so.

No. 148317

when we’re making out and the guy holds the back of my head to deepen the kiss and make it more forceful. it’s such a basic/vanilla kink but in turns me on so much.

No. 148322

File: 1597932407041.gif (1.95 MB, 268x227, tumblr_o3wnjz7MWL1rq6ieyo8_400…)

Me too. My bf has the most beautiful dark hair, think young Atsushi Sakurai but with curly hair. He cut it off when his ex broke up, she had told him that most women find long hair disgusting (this might be true, I googled it and it seems to be a thing). I've since confessed to my fetish for long hair and now he's growing it out again!!! I feel blessed.

No. 148326

I've come to the realization that I really like male armpits, especially if they're hairy. I honestly don't know why, maybe it's the "man musk"/pheromones thing? God, I swear I have the sexual taste of a gay man. It's not a good thing.
I don't know what to do with this information, either. What do you even do with pits? Lmao.

No. 148327

Wow, lucky!!
lick them obviously

No. 148330

Omg yes me too. Touching a hairy male armpit makes me wet in an instant. Sorry not sorry.

No. 148336

ugh yes. i remeber watching a tiktok where a boy raised his arm and he had moderate armpit hair and that was how i discovered that i was a sexual degenerate.

also degenerate turn on: watching guys spit the toothpaste after brushing their teeth. idk if im too normie/vailla that i get wet at the smallest things or if im too fucked up that only very specific things turn me on.

No. 148337

Rub your pussy against them

No. 148474

Good taste

No. 148505

Oh im genuinely attracted to voices. If the other person has a nice crisp deep voice I'll drop to my knees. I have deep voice myself

i often meet guys with higher voices than me lol

No. 148516

Do you think a man would find that weird? Because god, I seriously wanna do that.

No. 148518

you are not alone omg I thought I was the only one. I love my boyfriends armpits and I play with the hair sometimes, he gets so uncomfortable. when we are cuddling I just sniff them like honestly am I psychotic ???? I never felt this way about a mans pits until him so maybe its just true love. sometimes he really stinks and I yell at him and say he smells like tacos but I secretly like it.

No. 148519

ps my boyfriend would be scared if I asked to rub my pussy against his armpit. maybe someday you can find a man thats down and dirty

No. 148815

I really like it when a guy with a really sexy voice talks, breathes, or licks my ears- specifically my right ear. It sends shivers through my spine and makes me weak.

Also a lot of panting and moaning. Slapping sounds are also hot. Basically anything auditory.

No. 148843

I want to do it to a man's pecs/nipples and forearm. I get the feeling he would definitely be weirded out though.

No. 148863

For men:
>Giving blowjobs
>Being cummed on/in
>When I see he's hard for me

For women:
>When she's mean to me
>When she has some kind of authority
>When she's grabby/handy/demanding towards me
>When she's 5"5 to 5"11
>When she's kinda homophobic towards me? (I'm weird, I know)

>Somewhere between 5 to 20 years older than me
>Taller than me
>Has a well-paid job

No. 148867

I'm unironically into stupid, loud, lolcow men. Men who make complete jackasses of themselves on the internet for all to see and don't give a shit about it

No. 148933

I want a man to lick my neck like a dog, cum all over me and then spread it over my body with his hands

No. 148937

File: 1598397146119.jpg (46.71 KB, 540x960, sammyboi.jpg)

sup bb wanna shove a dildo up my ass?

No. 148941

If he wasn't an actual child beating pedophile then maybe

No. 148952

I have very sensitive feet. One of the hottest things I remember from a previous relationship was playing footsie before we were physical in any other way. I love the accidental brush followed by shy touching and gentle rubbing. I would love for a man to give me a sensual foot massage while watching me get wet.

No. 149013

It's so weird but, I want my boyfriend to grab my hair and force my face into his pits and smell them while he fucks me. Bonus if it's right after he's done working out I don't think I'll have the courage to tell him.

No. 149091

File: 1598479966462.jpg (103.83 KB, 1000x1438, u10.jpg)

Me too, i really get turn on when guys with glasses fix them in the middle of a conversation. And i love it when they clean their glasses and don't realize they are showing their stomach/underwear.

No. 149096

File: 1598482679396.gif (2.38 MB, 335x251, wow.gif)

>they don't realize they are showing their stomach/underwear
and then you can see their happy trail

No. 149108

I'm into shoulders. Specifically, the trapezius. Missionary is my favourite position as the view is perfect and also I can kiss + bite em gently. I think my ex had the best shoulders I've ever seen and thought I was just hyping him up when I mentioned how much I loved his lmao

No. 149306

I really love when a man has nice long legs.

Also moaning during sex.

And when he knows what you like about his body and shows it off and touches himself to make you horny. And doesn't think that it's "gay" or something. Luckily, my ex and a current boyfriend are like that. Probably because I compliment a lot and encourage this kind of behavior, idk. I couldn't be with a man who thinks that it's not manly and that he is the only one who needs visual stimulation.

No. 149486

>when he knows what you like about his body and shows it off and touches himself to make you horny

Yeah that's really hot. It's not exactly in a cocky way, but it's more like "I know you want me and find me really attractive so I'm gonna present myself to you" sort of way, like a little teasing and edging you on to hurry up and take him cause you can't wait no more. Men need to do this more lol

No. 149499

>touches himself to make you horny
Seeing other women enjoy stuff like this makes me wonder if I am actually attracted to men.

No. 149506

Hnnng. I love it when he gets it out

No. 149508

I'm not ashamed, but it's pretty fucking weird kek. My boyfriend was a sleep walker when he was a child, and it's continued into adulthood. Except instead of literally walking around - he wakes up, looks at me filled with desire like he can't resist me, then proceeds everytime without fail to tell me how much he wants me. He kisses me so deeply in that strange limbo between awake and asleep. (I think it's because he's unabated by waking psychological constraints like embarrassment). It feels like his kisses alone could make me cum when he's in this state. He doesn't remember in the morning, but I wish he would. The way he touches me gives me chills.

No. 149521

My bf's boner in well fitted jeans. Straight chef kiss.

No. 149523

that's so hot
so hot instead of "sage" i wrote "anon" in the email field kek

No. 149529

kek keker the kekest

No. 149569

I have had that same thing happen with my husbando. Not recently, but when he would be super tired after a long week of work and we lived apart, when I came to bed he would appear awake. I'd ask "are you awake?" and either respond "no" or nothing and smile.

Then he would come in for a big passionate kiss and its unlike anything he would normally do. I agree that they don't feel embarrassed and at least for husbando, awkward. There was another night where he had a boner while asleep and it was all exposed and dripping. He had to work in the morning, I always joke about pouncing him when these things happen.

I've threatened to record him when he does this, he doesn't believe me. I tell him about all this stuff and it gets him so worried, he also generally sleep talks. My favorite memory of that is him mumbling "Trash cat, trash cat".

No. 149588

Kek anon our partners sound so similar. He's normally awkward to an extent too, or maybe self conscious. It doesn't effect our sex lives at all, but there's a stark difference in him when not constrained by the same things as his waking mind. My favourite sleep talking quote from my boyfriend was recently. It's "haha I'll get to it in a second man, playing WoW".

No. 149627

guy moans
shoulders and back
BICEPS my GOD I love veiny arms. not thick tree trunk shit either, just thin but with well defined muscles

drug sex
something about being high out of your mind and woozy and just losing all sense of shame and getting weird with it

under the table blowjobs while they are busy doing something on the computer until they become too distracted and just carry you to the bed

one time my guy got drunk and showed me his boner on a boat
that was neat

No. 149666

Extremely vanilla but I love it when my partner touches my ears. I love having them stroked, kissed and nibbled.

No. 150580

Ya know in porn when the guy holds the base of his dick as he slowly slides it in…that's really hot for some reason. I don't know why but it drives me crazy, especially when he continues to hold it as he thrusts in and out, like guiding himself, fuuuucckkk

Same! Especially since my ears are particularly sensitive. I find it really intimate and erotic

No. 150735

File: 1599645343013.gif (Spoiler Image,1.8 MB, 540x360, tumblr_messaging_pqozffOGsk1v3…)

this body

No. 150750

Nice shape, all the hair ruins it for me though

No. 150751

File: 1599658835183.jpg (42.79 KB, 500x375, tumblr_psckfcmqR11v3lkrs_500.j…)

the hair is cute though

No. 150753

File: 1599660130506.jpg (Spoiler Image,33.72 KB, 500x375, tumblr_ps6uujShv31v3lkrs_500.j…)

tell me you wouldnt peg(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 150754

I wouldn't peg.

No. 150756

The way he's moving his hands just makes it look like he's itching his pubes

No. 150766

It's really not imo

No. 150768

This. He needs to trim that shit

No. 152540

I think it'd be hot to date a genuinely good man I dislike for extremely petty reasons, like his voice, mannerisms, etc. I'm neurotic and being conflicted in my attraction and annoyance sounds fun. I'm not sure if I'd let him know though.

No. 152544

Jeans kill me. The Levi's with the button fly? Just pull and they go poppoppoppop

No. 152641

File: 1601067522285.jpg (32.15 KB, 965x576, cool moustache guy.jpg)

I love guys with moustaches and dark hair like on pic related. Especially paired with slight stubble and buttoned-up shirt.

Good Taste

No. 152645

My bf wears those exclusively. Very good.

No. 152853

hi, fellow polanon

No. 152938

Damn, who dis?

No. 152951

Anytime something runs down my lower back/sides I get shivers (in a good way)
Clothes halfway on or in a disheveled state, like trying to get them off before like you just can't wait, or putting them back on after. And teased hair
Cute hands

No. 152970

NTA but it's a singer Dawid Podsiadło

No. 153144

when he wants to let me know he's hard and he big spoons me tight, with all his body, so I can feel his boner. Same goes for any tight hug where I can feel he's hard for me. Bonus point if I can feel the penis move, not like full grinding, more subtle

No. 157573

Want to fuck a guy wearing a pumpkin head. Black bodysuit appreciated but not necessary.

No. 157601

The thought of a cute guy having a wet dream is the hottest thing for me. Accidentally stimulating himself by tossing and turning in his sleep or having a sex dream and cumming even without touching himself. I also just like any videos of cute guys humping things.

No. 157613

Anon, have you every watched Baman and Piderman?

No. 157631

ugh that is so hot. I've thought about that too.

No. 157639

bellybuttons. especially outie ones on both sexes and pierced ones on girls. also just toned stomachs in general

No. 157640

File: 1604167636631.png (42.38 KB, 232x205, 687g.PNG)

oh you know. genuine monogamous love where my boyfriend doesn't masturbate over porn on the side, I don't get cheated on, and we're both fine with regular sex where nobody LARPs abuse

that's God's cue to laugh obviously

No. 157643

Same. And I don't want even slight choking, hair pulling or ass slapping, but it's so normalized now I'm afraid every man will think I'm too boring and he will jerk off to porn anyway

No. 157655

A girl can dream.

No. 157660

Post a shitty wojak again and I'll give you a non-sexual beating to whine about.

No. 157661

No. 157669

No. I watched it today, thanks for mentioning it! The pumpkin character annoyed me, he should've stayed a side character.

No. 157681

idk if its out that weird but im really into like boys cross dressing and femboys but im not dominant at all like i want them to dom me so bad while wearing a cute maid outfit or a skirt idk wtf is wrong with me

No. 157695

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No. 157709

I fantasize about a 5’11 pretty Japanese boy who likes to cross dress while I also cross dress and hold his hand and have lunch together. A girl can dream. A pretty boy and a masculine girl. And when we go out in public we are normal and nobody knows about our hand holding and degenerate clothing swaps

No. 157710

Y u h p

No. 157947

I like older women. I am 23 and I prefer to date 30-55 women than zoomers. They have a no bullshit attitude, their shit is together an can take jokes. Most of the dykes of my age I know are obnoxious tumblrinas who spend a lot of time on twitter.

No. 157963

The side area between his hip bone and rib cage. my bf is tall and when he stretches and his shirt becomes untucked, wew.
Hands, long and elegant but still strong and slightly rough. half way between an office worker and a tradesman. Clean, trimmed nails.
When his dick is hard and does that bobbing/flexing thing and stands to attention or I can feel that through his clothes. I like to take off his boxers slowly until it springs out and then hang his boxers off of it.

No. 158028

Having a male muse who's proud of his body and teasing would be so hot. He could tell me to suck him off in return for posing or make me cum if he liked my artwork. as of now I don't practice drawing enough kek

No. 158029

Men who are actually hot and not butterfaces?

No. 158080

A rarity

No. 158119

i'd rather have a short or average height guy who's fit with a pretty face than a lanky butterface

No. 158135

You get it.

No. 158298

this is stupid and very specific but because it is harmless i don't see why i should be ashamed of it:

women squeezing through tight spaces like say a hole in a wall naked with their butt seeming to be too big for the hole but they manage to squeeze through still. does not apply to squeezing through long holes or tunnels because that's just claustrophobic but like a woman has to squeeze through a wall to get to the other side or something like that.

No. 158406

It is not a "turn on", merely a preference, but goodness do I adore the idea of having a romantic relationship with a teacher. Having been the teacher's pet my entire life, it is both a blessing and a curse to have been taught by unattractive individuals– either in appearance or personality. Only in my final year did I develop a crush on a teacher. In my anticipation I always imagined it to be something thrilling and exciting, as I get along well with my teachers and I could be proud of them for who they are, as opposed to if I developed a crush on a silly, immature peer. However, it has made classes far more distracting than ever. He simply is so charming and attractive, I oft become lost in daydreams without realising it. Because of some complications with my report card and whatnot, he speaks to me frequently after class, as to fix this issue. Fortunately, I have no delusions about him. He definitely does not treat me any different than my classmates, and he is much in love with his wife, which I respect and adore for him. Yet I still love the idea of him holding me and kissing the top of my head, and making him laugh… Ahh, in all sincerity, it has far less to do with sexuality, and more with an underlying yearning for pure love from a safe and experienced person, or so I reckon. There is another teacher whom I feel slightly warm towards, yet he is similarly as questionable… It merely is the case that he teaches one of my favorite subjects and is a younger person. He also is tall and not unattractive. Sometimes, when we speak, and are the only ones left in the classroom, I simply wish we could become closer, especially considering covid. That we would have little space between the two of us, and then even less, and then our lips would touch, and so forth…………………… ahhhhhhh, i hope to see him soon, but i become shy in his presence. reeee

No. 158429

anon wrote this from the year 1820

No. 158434

lmao is this your normal writing style? love you either way

No. 158437

Lost it at the contrast of the "ree" at the end.

No. 158472


Great, now you got me cracking up at that anon lmao

No. 158520

God I love when dorky girls express how horny they are

No. 158529

Am I the only one who found this incredibly cringe lol

No. 158536

yeah its the spoiler tagged 'our lips would touch' that had me cracking up. Pack it up Jane Austen

No. 158544

KEK oh anon… tbh i also had my share of appreciatively gazing at nice looking teachers but the instant i learn they're married or w/e i lose all attraction. it just feels like participating in a peepshow at that point and torturing yourself.

No. 158546

victorian anon strikes again

No. 158549

No. 158551

A gentle and wistful reeee concludes anon's journal… Not so much a squeal as a sigh.

No. 158552

I chuckled, thank you anon

No. 158649

I laughed heartily at this comment

same lmao

No. 160704

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I like it when a guy looks like he's just come from some kinda fight, maybe a slight nosebleed, split lip or blood coming from his temple or eyebrow area. hair all disheveled and panting, maybe a little sweaty. I like watching pro wrestling a lot for this reason, especially new japan pro wrestling since they have backstage comments after the match and you can see the guys in all their sweaty, panting post-fight glory. they don't bleed enough though which is a shame

No. 160716

I hate that I miss my exes body but hate him

No. 160836

I'm tormented by this in a similar way. My ex was the most attractive man I've ever known, my exact type physically. But I loathe everything about him now and so when I think about him I only feel repulsed. Sucks he had to kill such a positive thing for me. If I ever end up dating again I fear I'll avoid men I'm actually attracted to because people with similar looks are subconsciously linked with being an abusive piece of shit in my mind.

No. 160870

I have a thing for men's hands. I can't really explain it but a nice pair of male hands really get me going. I wanna touch em and hold em and put them on my face lol

No. 160871

Those Kenny Omega post match interviews from like 2017-18 NJPW.

No. 160872

Same hands sexually turn me on

No. 160880

lmao same, hands can make or break somone for me

No. 160906

My fetish for ginger men is becoming debilitating jfc

No. 160922

i like thin dainty man hands oWo. big thick hands remind me of my dad (ew)

No. 160925

I love tall cute ginger guys with freckles and dark eyes

No. 160936

Same. If a guy has smaller hands than me, no deal. If a guy has ugly fingers (either too chubby or weirdly tapered), no deal. Nice big hands with beautifully shaped fingers only.

No. 160952

No. 160994

I really like the idea of dating (fucking) younger guys. Of course I'm 22 so I can't say from experience but I imagine that having a revolving door of hot and fit young men to fuck me when I'm 30-40 wouldn't be bad. I also find the idea of teaching a guy how to have sex hot but then again I feel like that'd probably be frustrating kek.

No. 161004

This is an interesting one given it's based in the future

I might be thinking that because months before reaching 30 I was like "yeah I can just masturbate from here on out" My interest in sex just switched off like that.

No. 161042

guys who are the same size or smaller than me (5'3) but are still tops. small tops/doms are both adorable, intimidating and have enough contrast to be sexy at the same time. honestly they can be taller so long as they don't look that strong. guys who let their height run them are so fucking unattractive

No. 161044

hope you find your short king anon

No. 161046

lol i know this would eventually get linked to me

No. 161055

i'm about 5'0 and i fucking felt that, i've yet to meet a guy my height or shorter who isn't a sub but guys who are closer to me in height but still dominant make me weak

No. 161056

Meanwhile I think that there is nothing better than a big hunky guy who is submissive.

No. 161074

Same for me anon and listen, I'm in my mid 30s and I get a lot of attention from guys in their 20s. Your dreams are very achievable. And yes! Extra points if they're not very experienced and willing to learn, damn.

No. 161089

I never used to be into feet but idk they've become erotic lately. Maybe I'm just really thirsty.

No. 161090

Light bullying. Nothing physical, but just being very sexual with a guy who is very innocent/not very experienced. Seeing a guy all flushed and bothered and kind of ashamed of it while I'm in control is hot to me.

No. 161097

God, this dynamic is my absolute dream. I don't know how realistic it is, though.

No. 161132

How do you meet guys in their 20s as a woman in her mid 30s? Just curious for future reference…

No. 161140

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Since men are conditioned to be very proactive when it comes to sex and you don't want to actually have sex with someone against their will, you'll probably need someone who's a bit subby but not too much. I just want to hear cute little moans, not feminize them or physically hurt them.

No. 161151

So basically gentle femdom?

No. 161171

Yeah, but I still always feel a bit amiss in the femdom thread. Like my thing is way too timid plus a lot of the stuff posted there turns me off completely (men in lingerie, broken guys).

No. 161179

Work, find an industry that centers around having younger employees and encourages get-togethers with other similar companies "to exchange experiences and build connections" but in reality it's just plain old parties with free alcohol.

No. 161268

men with long hair and medieval/fantasy/ren faire outfits.mmmmyeah

No. 161315

I'm 30 and love guys my own age but sometimes I like the idea of fucking an inexperienced guy maybe of 25 (I don't think I could go younger) I've always been into older men but sometimes the idea of guiding a younger guy and having him being all excited and eager and cute really appeals to me

>I might be thinking that because months before reaching 30 I was like "yeah I can just masturbate from here on out" My interest in sex just switched off like that

the opposite happened to me lol

> I just want to hear cute little moans

No. 161449

A tall goth lady with really pale skin and blonde hair tying me up and teasing and when I am about to cum she stops and says: did you really think I would make you cum? You don't deserve it. Or something like that. Having a tall gf that punishes me by not letting me cum and makes me eat her our for hours just to finish it herself BC I am a useless bitch that could never make her cum

No. 161678

Some rumors about male celebrities I want to fuck that pander to my sense of edginess especially if they're sad, relate to their past, or are nasty or sexual gets me going.

No. 161692

recently fooled around with a guy who would pause while fingering me to lick his fingers and put them in his mouth, and then go back to fingering me. also would gently rub his thumb across my lips and put it in my mouth very gently and it may be the hottest thing I’ve ever had done to me, is that a low bar??

No. 161707

Not low bar! That's really hot actually.

No. 161778

post the tea

No. 161802


Damn anon he's a keeper. That sounds extremely hot

No. 161849

I've never been with a guy shorter than me but an ex who was my height was the best fuck I ever had. Idk why I convinced myself to date men taller than me. Even the neck bending to kiss is just awkward and not sexy at all.

No. 161865

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not a low bar, that sounds incredibly hot. I'm jealous, anon

No. 164819

Men with face paint /corpse paint/masks doing edgy shit. Like please burn down that church and fuck me , tfw when no edgy joker bf. yes ik its retarded but its so hot, clown makeup is kinda a turn on ngl

No. 165600

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What the hell, I have never been so turned on by a visual stimulus than last night when my bf and I had cam sex and in the beginning he just slowly stroked his dick while still clothed. It was completely mesmerizing hnnngghhh, like I'm of course very turned on by him naked and it's incredibly hot to see when he cums but him just sitting there, looking at me and moving his hand over his pants, jesus christ. Maybe it's the hand movement, it was so gentle and sexual and reminded me of how he touches me? I just felt it in my bones somehow, I have no idea, it was all I could think about today

No. 165605

I've been incorporating tantric sex principles, like intense eye contact during sex, and coordinating your breathing with your partner, it just feels so intimate and close, and i love tightening my vagina as my partner is about to come inside me and hearing his moans and the feeling of warm cum filling me up

No. 165615

want to get hate fucked by a man of science after saying stupid shit like I believe in geocentrism or the world is flat

No. 165667

god dammit anon this made me miss my ex

No. 166920

I would like to have game night with a boyfriend where we both get extremely into it and are competitive, then have sex afterwards. Making a bet beforehand could be a fun aspect, but I mostly like the idea of feeling conflicted over being mad but still attracted to someone (I'd be a sore loser and winner so emotions would run high). Since it's only over games, stakes are low so no real hurt feelings.

No. 166940

This is such a good idea. Guess I should try it someday over a video game or something, ideally a high adrenaline one

No. 167001

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I would 100% participate in his weird murder-cannibal roleplay, I have been into this kind of messed up shit for years and to realized a friggin hollywood rich and attractive man is into it feels like such a missed opportunity.

Please Armie Hammer dm me one of these days.

No. 167003

Are you lost?
>Things that won't make other anons wonder if they should call the police, heh.

No. 167004

oop, i guess also need new glasses on top of a therapist, sorry anons

No. 167008


No. 167048

Weird question, but how would you even roleplay something like this?

No. 167049

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With something like this?

No. 167506

I want my man to lick and suck on my stretch marks. They're pretty sensitive so I bet it would feel good. He already agreed to do it the next time we meet up so wish me luck girls

No. 167698

My bf sends me photos after his fights (sport, not street lol) and it's so FUCKING HOT.

He's just smiling but the bit of blood or bruise sends me.

No. 167720

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That’s so wholesome, anon.

No. 167748

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I'm a huge simp for men with great smiles–in particular, really straight, well sized teeth that are even length across, with a thin-ish upper lip that's kind of 'heart shaped'. It's the cutest thing to me and I'm not sure why. I'm not a fan of this idol (Yuta from NCT) but his smile is 100% the type of smile I love on a guy. Another example is Rocky from Astro. I have no idea of other men who have this type of smile so sorry for the lack of examples but man is it cute. If yall have any recommendations of non-asian dudes with this type of smile pls lmk.

No. 167750

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Ricky Whittle maybe? His lips may be too full for you and he’s more the sexy type so he tends not to do the huge boyish smile all the time but when he does he looks so adorable.

No. 167784

I just want to fuck with clothes on. idk, it feels kind of primal.
>Couldn't even hold back enough to take our clothes off

No. 167787

Thanks for the suggestion, he's really hot even if he doesn't have that specific smile. I hate that I can't find a specific term for this smile.

No. 167792

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The guy from bidgerton? He's a qt

No. 167809

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How bout Ross Lynch?

No. 167841

Is this the guy from the Sabrina show? Why does he look 100x more attractive here?

No. 167852

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Thanks anons, I appreciate it! Rege Jean Page is hot but idk if he has the smile. I think the guy's smile has to have some negative space near the mouth corners. Ross Lynch's smile is cute but same thing.
I feel like I'm never gonna find a guy whose smile tops Yuta from NCT's and it's so unfortunate bc he's not cute when he isn't smiling. It's hopeless, kek. Thx for dealing with this sperg, I appreciate you anons. <3

No. 167883

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blonde beards.
bonus if they have blonde eyelashes.
too bad most men with these qualities look like rosy-cheek babies.

No. 167886

No. 167923

cr7 is ugly

No. 167925

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No. 167935

Blond suits him better

No. 167983

Yeah I agree but I think his smile is rlly cute (after the dental work ofc).

No. 168166

males that moan

No. 168168

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looks like the yes chad meme lmao

No. 168173

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i can relate entirely, although I am a little bit ashamed of it

No. 168411

I get such a turn on seeing guys on motorbikes, and if they look over at me with their helmet on. I just love any kind of cover up be it a balaclava, helmet or any other mask. I even find guys in sunglasses slightly kinky at times.

No. 169779

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Femboys, crossdressing guys, whatever you wanna call them. God they're wonderful. Words cannot express how much I'd like to fuck one.

No. 169781

if only most of them didn't choose such childish/teen-ish outfits tho

No. 169788

Yes it kinda screams "I masturbate to underage hentai"

No. 169794

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Male Muscle worship, but not like steroid freak muscles, I'm speaking more of a natural peak human physique
A Warrior, A Soldier, A Boxer/Full Contact Karate fighter, A Buff Hardcore Punk Rocker

Someone whose body bear scars and toughness and I wish to worship such a man's physical body

No. 169796

Neccessary speed…? Are you back?

No. 169797

Are you the Henry Rollins anon that keeps trying to wedge him into every thread? His body is nice but he always has that scowling toddler look on his face which makes him look ugly af.

No. 169798

>A Buff Hardcore Punk Rocker
I want a Buff Hardcore Violinist.

No. 169799

>physique of a Warrior, A Soldier, A Boxer/Full Contact Karate fighter, A Buff Hardcore Punk Rocker
>a manlet
At least post someone who isn't 5'9

No. 169801

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Okay maybe I've been posting him a but too much, but he's the Ideal physique I want in a man
I also find the Barbarian aesthetic as a whole hot, not even the idealized harlequin romance book cover but more the realistic somewhat dirty, probably smelly naturalistic take

No. 169805


No. 169808

newfag here, who is this person? i have to admit i agree with her on this one point tho

No. 169814

A sperg with an unique way of writing who kept being banned multiple times a week for a while.
Greatest hits include making posts about wanting to fuck retarded men, spamming about a pedophile book and possibly was the one who wanted to fuck her/his nephew.

No. 169815

lolcow lore goes deeper than i thought

No. 169816

There should be a whole thread about it, like the history of lolcow and different crazy events and posts that have happened kek. Like "the best of/greatest hits of lolcow".

No. 169817

I wpuld be so down for it….

No. 169828

Take it to the thread requests, that would be a great thread!

No. 169835

>Greatest hits include making posts about wanting to fuck retarded men
She just wants a sweet aspie man… one that has some romanticised version of aspergers rather than the reality of male autism.

A sweet boy like Arnie Grape.

No. 170036

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i think it's so sexy when fit men wear fundoshi

No. 170169

I need to know more. How do I find this shit.

No. 170186

His body really is glorious

No. 170767

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I have this fantasy of having a guy stand/sit in front of me and I instruct him to stroke himself for me, but I'm a rude little tease and tell him constantly to stop and keep going and he has to obey my every word lol. I want him to describe how good it feels and how badly he wants me, and I'd tell him how hot he looks touching himself and omg he'd be so flushed and desperate and whiney hnngggg. And kinda wanna do the same thing but in front of a mirror with his hands tied, edging him til he's crying and I tell him to look at himself as he cums. Mirror sex in general is really hot

Also this other crazy idea I have of me and a group of girls with this one guy, completely stripped with his hands tied behind him, and we're all having a little party drinking and laughing and occasionally going up to the guy to tease and mess around with him, parading him around and having fun until he's begging. I think the idea of having a guy showing off and presenting himself, expressing himself in a sexual way is really hot in general because it's expected for women to do that, usually in skeevy and gross ways. So the reverse is refreshing and exciting and hotttt

No. 170780

you should have posted this in the femdom thread

No. 170846

Perhaps, but it's not really as "hardcore" as the other posts on there for lack of a better word lol

No. 170865

oh my god yes, I like the idea of the first one a lot, especially to make him edge. keep him going for what would feel like forever for him until he's a complete mess. I wanna hear those desperate moans

>Mirror sex in general is really hot

totally agree, I want to be stripped, felt up and then fucked all in front of a mirror, having the guy force me to watch every single moment, getting turned on by getting to see myself have these things happen to my body. I also kinda like touching myself in front of the mirror too. is that weird lmao? I wonder if there's a term for this?

No. 170873

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I need to grow out of it

No. 170881

>gf tells me she loves me, compliments me, promises to protect and care for me, speaks to me gently
>soaking wet

No. 170900

toned stomachs, on either sex. they're the hottest thing ever

No. 171002

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I walked in on construction workers my parents hired to build an extension to their house sucking eachothers dicks right there in the new room. They didnt see me though, so i hid around the corner and listened to them first. It was pretty retarded what they were saying.

>What've you done, what do you call this?

>I cut a hole for an electrical box
>Its round.
>So! Havent you ever seen an electrical box, its rectangular
>What, this wont work?
>The only thing that this is going to work for is a glory hole
>A glory hole? whats that?
>Where the hell did Jack find you anyway?
>Santa Monica Boulevard.
>Figures. Well you just go place your face up to that opening, and ill show you what a gloryhole is used for
>Oh, glory hole.. we had these at the sex shop on the boulevard
>Well then, pretend youre on the Boulevard, and get hungry on my cawk
>THAT i know how to do

and then he sucked his dick on the construction site. It was pretty hot to watch, ngl

No. 171018

Sorry anon but that sounds super fake or they were roleplaying some weird shit

No. 171027

you mean being attracted to varg in general?

you degenerate, anon

what in the fanfic hell? lmao sorry anon but this sounds fake

No. 171088

No, its all true, infact the next day i was anticipating seeing more stuff so i spied on them a little and
in my backyard during their breaktime, three of them were throwing coins at eachothers coin piles? It was kinda
like they they were throwing dice but it looked stupid. And the conversation was even dumber

>Ah fuck

>Yeah, pay up buddy
he seemed to searched his pockets, but he had nothing
>shit, wheres the rest of my money
>Youre not going to pull that are ya?
>Im serious, how much money did i lose to you guys?
>Youre a shitty actor, now cough up the dough
>Yeah, unless you want to take it out in trade
>Well lets wait for Stan, he'll lend me the money
>He's inside talking to the guy who owns the house
>When he comes back out, i'll pay you what i owe you
>Bullshit! Youre going to get good on your bet, right now.
then one of the guys pushes him down into a kneeling position
>c'mon guys, whatre you doing!?
>youre gonna pay up your 20 dollar debt right now
>I dont have it right now, you know im good for it
>yeah? well you better be good AT it buddy. Go on, clear your debt.
>yeah c'mon, give me my $20 worth
>What if the homeowner comes out?
>Then stick it in his mouth too (?)
>Get busy on it man, its better than giving him $20.

and AGAIN, he sucked the guys dick but this time they had a third person watching from behind. It was the weirdest

No. 171089

fake and gay.

No. 171092

I swear this happened, retarded shit around my neighborhood.
I only have one more story though, this happened in front of my house before school started, two men were standing around a car with the hood up, it looked like it was broken down. Its not as interesting though.

>Let me guess, theyre not driving you to town are they?

>No, not till morning i guess
>If youre lucky…
>What do you mean by that?
>Youll find out, but if i were you, id take the keys from Jack and get yourself out of here
>How am i supposed to do that, he has them strapped to his belt
>Well i know where theres a spare
>Really? Can you show me?
>Sure, but only if you show me whats inside those pants

They then kissed really hard and closed the hood of the car. They drove off. I think they were lovers but this was ages ago

No. 171100

Listen, make a fanfic thread, post this shit on there and get some feedback because this shit fake and, very, gay.

No. 171103

its gay arlright, but its just men being stupid fucking oversexualised weirdos that bothers me. But i kinda enjoyed what i was seeing sometimes, especially since it was irl you know?

No. 171107

Yea but the thing is that you remembering every pause and word down to the umms and the uhs reads very underage, very lame. You do you though, queen.

No. 171108

ok brainlet, sorry for remembering their speech patterns

No. 171112

>brainlet for calling out your fanfic
Okay, sweaty

No. 171135

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holy shit this is some watt pad level cringe right here. like not even archiveofourown or fanfiction net this is just watt pad like literal children fanfiction

anon this is a phase don't worry you'll grow out of this gay shit eventually

No. 171138

alright, i had one more i can share with you guys, but youre not going to believe me so whats the point

No. 171139

Once again, read some Jaworski

No. 171141


noooo, now i kinda wanna read it… damn reverse psychology works.

No. 171145

My immortal vol 2 but gay

No. 171146

well enoby did find bi guys "so sexah!!1"

No. 171155


So, My Immortal?

I don't know, i'm not sure anon can top it. She is good and should be applauded for her style and substance. Sure. But it's not easy to beat a champ like that. Although now i sort of want anon to try it. Make lolcow proud!

No. 171160

alright, it happened in MY bedroom this one, the same construction company outsourced some electricians to install a ceiling fan. It was two guys this time, my parents invited them in just as i hung up with my boyfriend Blake who was in Chicago at the time.

>I thought you guys would never get here

>Sorry we were late, we had trouble finding the place
as they were coming in, i realised they had no shirts on, just wearing jeans with some electrical cabling over their shoulders.
>I gotta run downtown, the room is upstairs, the bedroom. If you finish before i get back, just lock up

So after my parents left, i thought id listen in again, no way would they do it a third time. They were acting really suss

>Hold up, lets check out this place

>This guy must be fuckin loaded, fuck yeah
He then jumped onto my bed, i could hear it creaking from the hallway. They WERENT being subtle
>This bed was made for a king
>Looks like it, huh?
>WHATRE you doing? Get off me!
>Not until you shove that BIG dick up my ass
>Why are you always talking about my dick?
>Because im a horny motherfucker that thinks about sex all the time
>Well why dont your just start by suckin on my big dick
>And you'd think id have a problem with that?

They then started fucking really fucking loud, but that wasnt even the worst part. The guy sounded like a warthog finding a truffle. Sweating into my bedsheeds.

But as i was listening, my phone started ringing, and i tried turning it off, but i accidentally answered it. It was my boyfriend and what he heard was the sound of heat and sweaty men. He was super quiet after that incident, he wouldnt believe me either. It was so embarrasing

No. 171180


thank you anon for this.

finally, the official lolcow trilogy we needed. fuck harry potter. this is what the kids should be buying. im making the merch.

No. 171181

Are you just writing parts of the scripts of some of the Catalania Collection movies right?

No. 171182


don't question her genius.

No. 171183

Go off my fiction queen!

No. 171184

This is fucking hilarious I don't care that it's clearly fake please write some more anon I'm begging you lmao

No. 171185


Based on true story though

No. 171186


It's true. Search for Tuck's misunderstanding (Catalina Collection)on YT, is the same dialogue from>>171002

No. 171187


i put this in the copypasta thread. anon is making history. we should celebrate her. these are NOT your everyday posts on lolcow. this is real, gay, and we have to bow to our new queen.

No. 171188

S(he) is just writing dialogues from Catalania Collection movies ffs. Nothin new

No. 171189


you say it like it makes it less based.

No. 171192

I love manlets. In my personal experience they fuck better. And they're just super cute. I love a man I can pick up. Makes me feel like an Amazon.

No. 171257

Gosh, so many bad memories, i really repressed these due to how shocking the construction company got. I remember as they were finishing
off the plastering on the extension, there was only one guy left from the company. He had this really huge terrible goatee. And from the living room i could hear him getting off. It echoe'd around the house he was moaning so loud. I was watching TV when i heard this happen happen in own foyer.

>Oh fuck oh man i could really use a blowjob, oh fuck i want some head

knock knock
>paper delivery mister
>ohhhhw fuck ~~~
the guy opens the door, towering over him. No shirt. Only jeans. It wasnt even his fucking house, he was just answering our door now.
>Arent you a little too old to be delivering papers?
>I turned 19 last week
>Get in here
>Whatre you doing sir?
>Shut the fuck up, youre going to suck on this daddy dick for a while
>Im not a fag
>Neither am I, now suck on it
After he sucked his dick
>Fuckin piece of meat spits, now get out of here you little queer
>Please sir, can i have my newspapers back
>And if you bother telling your dad about it, its dead time

what the HELL is wrong with construction companies and cock sucking? I think he was raped, but why was he still worried about the newspapers?

No. 171279

Did one direction ever adopt you, anon?

No. 171369

I've always thought this sounded fun. Unfortunate so many manlets are too busy crying about being a manlet to just chill. Nothing kills the attraction more than a lack of confidence. They think we're the ones who make a big deal about their height when it's more often them. Where is my positive short king? Kek

No. 171938

I'm late but I absolutely agree, there's something about watching yourself and someone else having sex that's so exciting; it's like it would be weird and awkward out of context but in the passion and heat of the moment it's incredibly hot. I often fantasise about a guy taking me from behind, wrapping his arms around me and whispering for me to watch us and saying how good we look. I think it has something to do with a little praise kink i have too lmao.

And you're not alone with getting off alone in front of a mirror - i sometimes do that too. Again it seems like something I'd be too embarrassed to do, but when you're horny everything changes lmao. I turn myself on to be honest, as narcissistic as that sounds, even if I don't like my appearance most of the time. I just find it hot watching myself react and respond to pleasure for some reason.

No. 172078

> I often fantasise about a guy taking me from behind, wrapping his arms around me and whispering for me to watch us and saying how good we look. I think it has something to do with a little praise kink i have too lmao

exactly this, I almost got all shuddery imagining that whispering. I also have a praise kink lol

>I turn myself on to be honest, as narcissistic as that sounds, even if I don't like my appearance most of the time

lmao are you me? I'm exactly the same. I don't think I have the best body or the prettiest face but I'm attracted to the ~female form~ in general so when I'm horny I just kinda appreciate myself, though it's more just imagining someone else there with me than my own body. I've never known any other woman who does this tbh, it sounds like some 'men writing women' shit

No. 172102

Guys with square glasses thats It really
Just wanna have regular vannila sex with a guy while he's wearing glasses

No. 172105

This is so cute

No. 172111

Thinking there should be Vannila sexual turn ons thread, cause I have loads of weird but not really kinky stuff that I found hot

No. 172168

I'm the OP of this thread and that was basically the point of this thread.

No. 172173

yeah I basically use this thread for my vanilla turn ons and the other for the kind of thing I'd not openly admit to someone unless I was sure they'd not judge me, not always a case of being ashamed/unashamed

hope you find the glasses wearing guy of your dreams, anon. I'm a big fan of glasses too

No. 172284

I can't believe it's been 2 years since I started it btw, well ear whispering is still my biggest turn on.

No. 172305

Oh yes!

I always got that oddly at work someone talking over your shoulder or near your ear would cause that tingly shivery feeling, a bit like a jumpscare but in a nice way.

No. 172730

ear whispering from a hot guy? I'll melt, I love that shit. I need to find some ASMR with this kind of thing. I do listen to a lot of ASMR but only object sounds

No. 172801

There is a lot of that on Youtube, although a lot is cringe. Share if you find something good! Also try stuff like /r/pillowtalkaudio and otome CDs.

No. 173458

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not sure if I should be ashamed or not, but I find guys smoking cigarettes to be really fucking hot

No. 173465

I find inexperienced guys insanely attractive. Not incel types obviously- I just love the idea of teaching a guy how to please me.

No. 173473

Based Brodyfag. Also, agree

No. 173474

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No. 173554

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No. 173555

amazing how men are just so fucking ugly holy shit

No. 173559

God that shit really fucking gets me. Like my boyfriend wants to quit and I also want him since those things are just cancer in a stick but it's just the biggest turn on. I like when he vapes in my face uwu

No. 173567

wish they all died

No. 173568

Lmao I thought this was all the same guy, took me a minute.

No. 173587

my ultimate turn ons are prolonged eye contact and being shown gratitude.

No. 173591

Same here. I want him to stop, sure, but on the other hand… nooo don't not kill urself, ur so sexy aha

No. 186104

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This is an incredibly embarrassing turn on, but I guess that's what this thread is for.

But anyway, i love men in period costume, especially frilly pirate shirts. They're so flattering, anytime a guy wears one it makes him hotter. Bonus points if he has long hair.

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No. 186142

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Good oral hygiene in general is really attractive, but specifically brushing my partner’s teeth and generally having my fingers in their mouth for whatever reason. It’s very intimate, to put your fingers in someone’s mouth, almost carnal even. It requires trust on both ends, so that I don’t hurt them and they don’t accidentally bite my fingers too hard. The only other person who would do this to you besides the person you love is your dentist and the only others you’d ever do it to are like old people who need help with dentures or something. Doing this with your partner is a very exclusive and sensual thing to me. I think it also shows how much you care if you are willing to clean someone else’s mouth, and is an act of sincere devotion.

No. 186145

>It’s very intimate, to put your fingers in someone’s mouth, almost carnal even.
lmao I hate this, I had an appointment with my nice old man orthodontist today and don't need that thought in my head

No. 186147

KEK so sorry anon, I definitely didn’t mean it that way. When it’s not that type of relationship the only explanation is trust between your fellow human. It’s still intimate, but in the sense that it’s a close and personal interaction between two people. Sensuality completely disregarded. If it makes you feel better, there’s an extra layer of division between you two because your mouth is literally his job. It has nothing to do with your personal opinions of each other as individuals.

No. 186155

Nothing embarrassing here.

No. 186176

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No. 186179

The only embarassing thing is that of all guys, you've choosen to post Tom Cruise.

No. 186184

why is that embarrassing? tom is hot.

No. 186204

I get it (though on the receiving end) lol. I think I might have something like an oral fixation in general though? lmao

No. 186335

I want to ask my next gf to brush my teeth for me while holding my chin etc uwu

No. 186718

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I do not know why but I want someone to do this to me

No. 186719

Also I fucking love this sort of laugh I want to hear him moan i have heard him moan and it is pretty hot he made gay porn later on god I fucking love boyishly cute men

No. 187055

I like the idea of pissing off a man by being retarded or inadvertantly cockblocking him, making him suffer a mix of frustration, anger, lust, and genuine concern for me. probably due to insecurities kek if my brain wants to think if a man can hate me but still care and want me then surely it must only be up from there!

No. 187096

he's small.

No. 187187

LOL reach

No. 187381


No. 187401

not true but go off

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