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No. 158368
Post about Team Fortress 2 here.
If you don't know what that is, it is a free-to-play multiplayer FPS. There are also free comics online outlining the story of the TF2 universe, which you can read on the official site:
https://www.teamfortress.com No. 158371
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YES FINALLY THANKS NONNIE
No. 158372
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I'm gonna try not to post 5000000 pictures but I dunno
No. 158373
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No. 158374
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>>158373I love it when they're all together like a family
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>>158373Oh my god I love this KEK
I don't think Spy is Scout's biodad as some theories say, but he could be the stepfather
No. 158378
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>>158377I actually started reading it with my boyfriend but we didn't finish and I didn't want to continue it without him. Maybe I should now, it's been a while.
Is it canon now?
I am bringing this design back from the shitposting thread because I absolutely love it
No. 158379
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>>158378Yeah, he is for sure scout's dad. I like how in this female spy even her lipstick color is different depending on the team. pic unrelated
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>>158383I love STBlackST. I had an exam today so I got back home tired and watched that stu_pidface video on repeat
No. 158386
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What's your favorite merc, nonnies?
Both for their personality and gameplay.
Mine is Engie for both, but I also love Scout's personality, he is fun as a character (he probably would be annoying af irl)
No. 158390
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>>158386My number one favorite is sniper. I thought people who were all my husbando this my waifu that were just joking, but now I get it; I love him. I love how he is all mean survival stabby but he would abandon everything for his parents, even for his real jerk parents; and he seems nice and laid back if you are not his enemy, it's like he just took up sniping because it's done outside in the sunshine. I love his voice, and he's so tall, and his sideburns, and his face, and everything really. And whatever you say, he may piss in jars, BUT he brushes his teeth. I like playing as sniper best too, as the rest of them I don't really know what to do or where to go, as sniper I just click on some heads.
Other than him I love everyone else too, but I think I like Soldier, Spy and Scout just a little more than the rest. Soldier's lines are iconic and he is so nice unexpectedly towards Zhanna and his random acts of idiocy are hilarious but I pity him a little. And he is a himbo. That is the truth. I love how Spy is just always a badass and has a plan, but he seems to care more about the rest of the team than anyone else; his insults are the best too. And I think Scout is so funny and I love how he worships Miss Pauling, and I love his little teeth, and how he considers everyone in the team his best friend and invites them to his birthday party. He tries to pretend he's a big tough guy but he is just a kid who wants to make friends
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Stolen from the shitpost thread
No. 158464
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>>158433Oh yeah. There's this person who is godly at drawing spy, and only spy, everyone else looks weird. I really like their painting style
No. 158472
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Very random question, but do you prefer the blu or the red team?
I'm favorable to the red because I prefer warmer colors, also I like the westernish aesthetic.
No. 158479
Anon with the nice medic pics hand them over.
>>158472I always pick blu out of habit
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>>158472red.
i play mann vs machine alot and i just got used to playing red i guess.
plus red just looks smexy ah ah wink wonk.
>>158479sure, i like cucking out my nice medic pics.
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love the dynamic of these two so much
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>>158386engie! he seems like he'd be the most normal husband to me, even though he loves killing he's not super crazy or out-there like many of the other mercs. i think spy is appealing too but i also feel like i couldn't keep up with him and he wouldn't be a long-term husbando…
>>158472i typically prefer red because i like defending, though if i'm blu i almost always go medic and can get on the MVP board that way lol
No. 158594
I've been reading this fanfic, it's really good. It's a horror and adventure story featuring Scout and Sniper. I'm not into shipping, so I like that there is none, just an interesting story.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30791243/chapters/76005743By the way this is my favorite video ever
>>158592ok I know what helmet party is, but what is napoleon complex?
No. 158618
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Finally a TF2 thread
No. 158633
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I wish Valve would release TF2 II
>Same characters, maybe expanding to include comic characters like Zhanna and older generations of mercs like Abraham Lincoln, even the civilian as an Easter Egg
>New engine and updated graphics, keeping the cartoony look, just smoother and with better lighting
>Self aware joke that Valve doesn't know how to count to 3, but also keeping it clear that it is the usual cast of mercs and setting
>Updated abilities and weapons, but keeping the core of the characters
>A fuckload of new maps, with some classic ones
>New cinematic shorts, maybe even a series
It's obvious that the fanbase still cares deeply for this game and its lore even more than a decade later, I wish Valve would be the same. But they just don't care anymore.
No. 158663
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Wow never expected to see a TF2 thread on here. I actually grew up with this game. I have over 5000 hours just from my teen years alone. I played with a group of 4-5 other teens(one girl, rest guys) and I honestly consider it to be the best time of my life. We would all just get home from school, and despite being from different parts of the world, sit down at our PC and play pubs for hours just shooting the shit over Skype call. There were so many moments, ridiculous kills with ragdoll physics throwing scout booty everywhere, stupid duels with the huntsman, attempts to trickstab, don't even get me started on Man vs Machine. We hardly talk anymore since all of us have become adults. I even played UGC at one point (bronze division though I think? so not good, kek)
Tried to play again lately but surprised at how much Valve has let their title go…just bots filling all the lobbies, recent maps aren't as good as old classics like pl_upward. I'm surprised other women liked this game as well, though I shouldn't be surprised since the cast is filled with hunky mercs, kek. Seriously this game sparks so much joy and nostalgia in me just seeing this thread had me smiling. Love you ladies.
No. 158754
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I drew a medic when that scrote was baiting the other day but since I was in a hurry it sucked. So I spent way too much time on a new special digital version! I hope you like it also if you have an idea how can I make his smile look less wrong please tell me.
>>158633It would be enough if they just cared to update the game they have now. I would love more animated videos, apparently there was supposed to be a series of videos, expiration date was the pilot episode, but it took way too long to make they cancelled the series. Also that is a very nice image
No. 158868
>>158754Medic is the only hairy man I would have the pleasure to hug while shirtless. Amazing work,
nonnie.
No. 158891
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Is anyone else dying for the rest of of the tf2 comics? They haven’t updated in like 5 years and the artists involved haven’t talked about it since 2019. I just wanna know how it ends :(
No. 158905
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>>158891This is so sad.
I can't stop laughing at sniper's hands in that picture, he looks like he heard somewhere that putting your thumbs in your pockets makes you look cool but doesn't know how to do it. And demoman is so frickin cute
>>158868Right? In real life hair is mostly unpleasant but on a drawing it kind of makes it look more human and like I can just imagine the alluring pheromone scent
No. 158908
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>>158386I loved to play Engie, Sniper and
Pyro. I used to be one of those annoying razorback Pyros, sneaking up behind enemies and w+m1-ing them to death. Good times. Personality-wise, It's so hard to choose, I've never come across another franchise where I like every single main character the way I love the mercs. Maybe Heavy if I had to choose, I love how devoted he is to his family and the people he cares about. I also love his fanon dumbass idiot personality, it makes for some truly iconic youtube videos.
>>158891Don't remind me, Anon, it hurts that it will most likely never be finished. It's the best adaptation they could have gone with for this franchise, it's so funny and well drawn. Plus, I always liked dadspy and it was great seeing it made canon.
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I was digging around SFM files and I found these weird beta heavy voice lines. Somebody hold him
No. 159074
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ok old guard fandom, what the hell was up with tentaspy? it's like those horrible mermaid AUs of the tumblr era. why did this crap become so popular?
No. 159098
>>159074Never got it either, I guess it was Tumblr being Tumblr.
>>158754Amazing work! Pls post more aaa
Draw the mercs interacting with board-tan
No. 159171
>>159074It's the power of memes, like the super mario bowser girl that everyone was drawing a while ago, but still how did anyone even think of this in the first place
>>159073I'm so happy you like it!
>>159098Oh my god you are a genius board-tan and engie would get along so well. I'd love to draw alllll day right now but I have exams so I will draw more later.
No. 159337
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>>158390Based Sniperanon, the comics made me really love that guy.
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Have you seen them snakes in snakewater
>>159337Adorable thanks for posting
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>>158373I know she's not relevant in cannon but I love Scout's ma with all my heart, and love the fandom interpretation of Scout being a giant mama's boy.
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No. 161216
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>>161218No I started playing recently too, it's never too late to have fun
but I just play against bots for now because I'm a chicken>>161213Thanks for posting the images, that one is very adorable
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Imagine if every anime had a demoman
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No. 162854
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Visiting my old Tumblr, found this cute fanart
No. 164233
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Did Valve writers really backtrack on Miss Pauling being a homo or did they never even confirm her as lez and it's just Mandela effect going on?
No. 165255
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This image makes me want to cry, how dare he
No. 165265
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>>162839i did it in the past and no one ever said anything, but that was years ago, idk how different the tf2 community is now.
No. 165276
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I really want to unlock Pyro's jetpack, but i don't have the patience to play through the casual matches and bear with sucking Sniper bot pp.
No. 165303
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>>165276I just got it the other day, you can just open an offline training match against bots and stand in the spawn point and wait for random drops. Also that image is brilliant
No. 165506
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>>158390i wanna marry sniper so bad. everything hurts that he isnt real…
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>>165303Nah, you can only do it in casual.
Oh well, i'm starting to feel the erotic undertone of sniper instantly headshotting me by pointing at the sky.
Mmmmm just take me behind a bush and fuck me like the wild animals you used to hunt.
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>>165570I just remembered, you can go to the store and click the try it out button on the jetpack. And then when the time runs out you can just try it out again and repeat indefinitely. Anyway I think it is good that the thread is (d)evolving into a sniper horny thread.
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>>165584nah, that's even less believable than the former. not that i disapprove of trying to troll pyro players or anything, it's a human right.
No. 165922
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I love the Garfielf video so I made one with scout and spy, please watch it and thank you.
No. 166367
>>166356I love eltorro.
Have you watched team neighborhood? Now that is an elaborate shitpost… the 4th episode is almost 50 minutes long. This one is half an hour
No. 166546
>>165506Me too, sis. Me fucking too.
>>165584What's wrong with a horny Sniper thread? He's by and far the best merc in the game.
No. 166609
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>>166546Nothing wrong with that and I completely agree with you
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saw this
>>>/ot/947646 .
Had to do it.
No. 167311
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I wanted to draw engineer and the lolcow mascot having fun but then I thought, he is male, she wouldn't hang out with him, she would call him a scrote and go away. But then I decided absolutely nobody in the world would decline hanging out with engineer. Also I imagined that she is his niece, because they look so similar. And she has cow horns because of Merasmus shenanigans.
No. 167341
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>>167311Anon this is perfect and you're perfect holy shit
No. 168166
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Paste him somewhere please
No. 168176
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>>168166You’re on a date with Sniper, after looking around the Aquarium of the Dubai Mall, you will go have something nice to eat at Cheesecake Factory.
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>>168176Samefag, in this one, Sniper wants to check out the Mona Lisa with you.
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>>168179And last one, here you’re on a more outdoorsy date at the Everglades with Sniper, maybe It’s time for you to stop tripping with your own feet, because there’s alligators and crocodiles around, but he promises he will shoot any weird animal that might want to eat you.
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>>168179Thanks anon I love them, also we get to see the mona lisa without having to wait in line, that's amazing.
I borrowed scout's mom's hand for the image
>>168174That's so cool, I feel like I'm in the presence of a hero. Thank you for your service. Let's go repopulate tf2chan again, I'm going to post my drawings there
No. 168871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fIJ0E-A2osGlitched models are usually cursed but tf2 characters are an exception.
Rest in peace Rick may.
No. 169551
What's your favorite voiceline? I go to tf2 wiki to listen to them when I'm bored.
My favorite one is scout saying nobody showed up to his birthday party so he'll just have it again. Also I like spy's "Does it sting when I do that? It does, DOESN'T IT?" The way he says it is hilarious. And of course soldier's "Last one alive, lock the door!" I would link them but I'm phoneposting.
>>169141I changed my mind my new favorite voiceline is "awoo
No. 170719
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Hey anon with the nice medic pics I have one for you I hope you don't have it
No. 170791
check this out kek.
>>170719no, i didn't. off to my pinterest private dungeon! but what's with these hands? they are covering much.
No. 170795
pov: you are sniper
>>170791I wanted to post that too kek "Book your pap Schmear… TODAAY!
No. 180891
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Uberduck ai is way better than 15 ai. Please use it and join me in shit posting
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This is my favorite part of all the comics
No. 278432
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Anynonnie still playing? I miss Tf2, but I have no energy to have fun ever since I started my job.
Gloomy bump over. I wonder if you are still around..
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I'm not sure how popular this image set is but anons should see it
1/2
No. 280713
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>>278604i'll have to watch this!
god, everything tf2-related makes me so fucking happy all the time.
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No. 288468
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some of the fan art for this game is phenomenal
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does anyone play on uncletopia? its the best tf2 experience ive had ever, but i also feel drowned in the amount of gendies there are kek they take the fun out of everything.
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Love this dork. She’s definitely stern when under a lot of pressure, but hearing her cracking jokes and doing impressions of the mercs makes me love her. Also she’s fucking the administrator. Or at least wants to. I’m kind of tempted to think of it as a Mr Burns/Smithers dynamic. Given how she’s mostly professional but kind of a dork, I think if she’d ever find herself crushing on the administrator she’d likely try to suppress it at first, maybe compliment her awkwardly but nothing more. She’s not scout levels of bad, but still pretty bad
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today i w+m1ed for 6 hours
No. 384776
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praying for a thread revival i need to sperg about tf2 and sniper. i wish i could say something of substance to unsage over.