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yay i’m so happy me and all my danogirlies finally have a home here <3
i will begin my posts here by saying that he is deliciously huggable
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Based dano-fags. I don’t find find him attractive but one of my favorite movies, and his best role IMO, was in There Will Be Blood. His character was so intense and creepy. I loved him in that movie.
I haven’t seen the new Batman but the Riddler getup is pretty hot.
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i’m watching okja today, girlies!>>191883
he only has one scene after that and it wasn’t anything too special, just the riddler and the joker yakking it up arkham
. his very first scene when he’s straddling the body & heavy breathing was so hmmm. arousing.>>191872
yesss i loved this movie. i was rooting for eli over daniel the whole time. i know they’re both evil shits but eli sunday’s brand of evil was more appealing to me. his acting in the final scene is incredible.
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The ending was so good.
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Finally a danofag thread where we can sperg without feeling guilty about shitting up /g/ kek>>191891
I loved okja, but make sure you get tissues if you're weak for movies with animals. I cried for an extra hour after the movie ended lmao worth it though because he's character was so aaaahhhh for me.
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i only got halfway through cause i had to stop for work stuff. i’m an ethical vegan btw
sooo seeing him be an animal liberation activist is not helping to tamper down on my intense horniness for him.
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, I'm an ethical vegan too. I don't wanna spoil the end, but the hardest scenes for me were the last ones in the slaughterhouse. I'm not sure it was supposed to be a feel good ending because it made me so upset
. I was so relieved when I realised his character was one of the ALF activists kek. Dream man honestly.
it's a movie about animal rights and a critic to capitalism, anon, what did you expect it to be like?>>191931
yes, it feels like a sleepover kek
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i have a sort of tinnitus where i just hear "Hell yeah we'll use you. Baby i'll do things to you i wouldn't do to a FARM ANIMAL" ringing in my ears 24/7. advice would be welcome
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Oh my. Didn’t expect Paul dano fags. Truly best board.
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Also whoever posted this, thank you, I love this comment so much and it needs to Grace this thread as well.
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kek that was me. any new yorker born after 1980 can’t cook, all they know is have baby skin, high estrogen levels, feminine behaviors and extraordinary good looks, and lie>>191977
the way his screams sound in there will be blood… it’s hot. his voice in general is so hot especially when he gets all shrill>>191952
the fact that he’ll never say this to me. i choose death>>191922>Dream man honestly
YES and also the suit & tie, black hair, & balaclava… god it’s too much for my little danofag heart
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i actually didn’t like his performance the first time i saw the batman (seen it 3 times now, kek) but i’ve warmed up to it a lot. at first i thought it was cringe/overacted, but i think it’s accurate to how that type of person would act irl. like totally histrionic & self-pitying. my brilliant thespian king
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They did the riddler’s design dirty. Made him look like the fuckin Green Bastard.
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the sex appeal he oozes omg
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The world is cruel because he will never do this to me. Killing myself shortly.
Also I really love how he’s sort of been type cast as a crazy person, I could make him so much worse…
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what do you like about him?>>192125
this image makes me feral. also he has beautiful hands
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This picture live rent free in my head
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i am so incredibly jealous
which era of dano tho?
He looks like this most of the time >>192082
he's a lawyer so he's always in suits or business casual or does the loosened tie look. Even his angry voice and cackle is the same. Ah I can't wait for him to get home, I'm going to jump on him!
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i wish he was clinging to me like that
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Hey same, nonnie
. Though mine has more of a sharper jawline.>>192082
This pic reminds me the most of him.
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I cannot believe Paul Dano has made me start liking nerdy guys. I see a clean looking guy walking down the street in a jumper over a button up and i start thinking about how cute he is. I want a medium ugly awkward boyfriend who treats me right holy shit
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he looks so innocent & sweet i want him
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i’m in love with jay from okja. he’s so cool and confident and compassionate and honorable. and so delectably cute in his little bellhop outfit
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i follow a few korean dano stan account on twitter and kek
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wtf i’m salivating over this plate?
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I wasn’t a fan of it when I first saw the promo pics. Now that I’ve seen it paired together with Dano’s performance and in the context of the movie, it makes perfect sense lol.
I love it, and it’s made even better by the fact he’s like 6 ft wearing it. Could break into my house and overpower me anytime.
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i strongly suspect that he fucks really well
Look at this braggy “Bruh! I totally fucked our english teacher last period” lookin’ high school adult twerp.
Is it bad that I love it?
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what's your favourite role that paul dano has played? everything he does feels so real - he's genuinely a really refreshing and unique actor who can do almost anything from evil and fucked-up to sympathetic and gentle. i know portraying different people is the bare minimum for an actor, but he does it so well that i'm surprised he isn't more mainstream.
(not that i'm complaining i like to gatekeep)
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brian wilson in love & mercy. i’m a huge beach boys fag so watching that movie was the reason i fell in love with paul dano in the first place. i thought he captured brian’s essence perfectly, it was a really poignant performance. he also looked dangerously sexy & huggable with the extra chub (don’t boo me i’m right).
my second favorite is probably alex jones in prisoners. he plays creepy autists really well kek
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top row is him when i [censored]
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I wish i have the victorian anon typing style, So I can gush his roles as Pieree.
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why is he so fucking cute and sexy and delectable and enticing and and and
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the sex appeal he oozes… the pheromones he emits…
Anon is talking about the diner arrest scene where he gets slammed on the table by Ramirez and starts making weird open mouthed faces. Here's a link to the film, https://eplayvid.net/watch/07c134c891de3ba
It starts happening around the 2 hours 9 minutes mark.
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good morning danostacies>>193037
he literally coomed when he saw batman. i like that the riddler was a creepy BTK-esque sadomasochist>gimp suit>selfies>duct tape & saran wrap>humping dead bodies>cumming in his pants when he gets manhandled by the cops
he plays the best weirdos
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look at this dude>>193094
it was terrifyingly sexy
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hunky sad-eyed sex machine
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finally watched the girl next door. it was better than i expected
also need to fuck this horny sweet-natured big dick nerd like yesterday
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what do we think about paul dano’s fingers
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very nice, this scene made me feel things
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i want his hands on and inside of me. they’re so delicate and pretty and his fingers are so long and AHHHHHHH
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I want to keep Alex tied up in my basement, I don’t care if he’s basically retarded.
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i feel so bad for him, i want to rescue him and tell him no one will ever hurt him again>>193511
he drives me mad with lust…
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god i wish that were me
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like, y/n or RPF? i don’t ready any of that so i can’t help there but there is some nice spicy slash fic out there for some of his movies. the batman, little miss sunshine, girl next door. i like that but i’m an incorrigible fujo
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everyone simply must read this kino riddlebat fic. it’s very well-written, sweet/hot slow-burn, the characterization is on point.
also i checked the ao3 tag for the batman (2022) and there are multiple riddler/reader fics with over 1,000 kudos… the erotic grip he has on the world rn…
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honestly this fic is kinda better written than the movie itself. the movie dialogue and scripting was weak imo.
just read the fic then watch the riddler compilation that’ll be on youtube once the movie’s on hbo max kek
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For Ellen wasn’t that good of a movie, but Dano looked so fucking hot.
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Joby is such a terrible person but 10/10 would have a one night stand with him
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i want to defile klitz. i want to take his virginity and blow his mind and keep his monster dong for myself
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troy bolton looking ass
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goodnight nonas i love him
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>>193804>>193806>the heavy breathing when he kills people>the part where he’s putting the collar around one of his victims and is like ‘just…hold…still’>’bruuuuuuce….waaaaaayne’
it’s all too much for me. and then his voice sounds so normal and cute when he’s talking to his followers kek>>193811
i hated his dumb coomer friends but klitz seemed so sweet and morally upstanding and innocent. tfw he’ll never use you
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i like this image for many reasons
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Yes, and that's why we like
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i made a tier list to express my feelings about various paul dano characters
apologies for the shit quality
also alex jones was not included in the tiermaker but he would be in the “would platonically cuddle” category and riddler would be in combination bang/abuse
here’s a google drive posted by @pauldanoarchive on twitter with a bunch of sexi high-quality paul dano gifs, enjoy
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i felt like a lot of it was overly expository in a grating way, like when gordon would repeat things that were obvious or had just been demonstrated visually (happened a lot with the riddler’s puzzles/cards/traps). idk it just bothers me, kind of a show don’t tell situation.
i also hated the dialogue between catwoman & batman, none of it landed for me. like what the heck was, “who are you under there? are you just…hideously scarred?” “….yeah.” awkward
i also felt like the scene between alfred & batman when alfred is in the hospital
felt weirdly dispassionate and empty.
in terms of the overall script i just thought it was too long and plodding, i think the club penguin stuff got repetitive (there were like 4 different variations on batman makes a trip to club penguin). it could have been a lot more streamlined. and i didn’t like the sudden escalation to oh riddler is flooding the entire city now because otherwise he would seem too sympathetic, surprise!!
i still liked the movie overall, esp the cinematography & music & our special boy ofc(reddit formatting)
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i sincerely apologize for the crime of reddit spacing. now i can continue updating this, my personal blog
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Just watched it in theaters… Anyone got a WebM of him straddling his first kill and heavy breathing
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he has amazing legs
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middle of the night & i can’t sleep so time to horny sperg about paul dano, i think he comes across really masculine/cool in like a quiet and self-assured way which is hot. plus i can just tell he’s masterful at foreplay
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gore bump. don't scroll
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being flynn sucked ass but he looked like a beautiful skinny pale malnourished black-haired cocaine addict fuckboy, so i would still recommend it to danogirlies. he also manspreads constantly which is nice to see. movie gets a 2/5 and it gets a 4.5/5 on the dano fuckability scale
i think i’ll watch fast food nation next
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onision is an evil goblin and paul dano is a beautiful kind-looking man
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I think the reason he's so attractive is that he's a dying breed of nerdy. The kind who is gentle and studious, not the resentful redpiller type who only plays videogames.
Basically my ideal bf
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good morning danogirlies
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cute feminine dano
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Nonnas he was so fucking cute in Little Miss Sunshine oh my god.
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I NEED a webm of his full workout sequence.
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TRULY (enjoy this shitty watermarked photo), he’s the emo boy of my dreams
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I wish he'd wear glasses all the time
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nonnies a new comic about Riddler's orgin is coming out, written by Paul dano
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I wish there was a name for this phenomena, I remember this guy I had a crush on, and he was probably the dictionary definition of what a stereotypical "nerd" look like, thin, kinda tall and wore glasses and yet I found him very attractive, there's an appeal to that slightly handsome aesthetic
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good morning danogirlies. i might see the batman again tonight… i need the riddler moaning and screaming on the big screen…
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lucky, I want to watch it so bad but I'm an elitist that refuses to watch dubbed movies and the cinema in my city only shows it that way, so I have to wait until the digital release to enjoy the riddler moaning and screaming kek
I'm watching Being Flynn tonight! He looks so good in this film it's driving me insane
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KEK when i watched being flynn i was pausing like every 5 minutes to rewind and rewatch everything because i was so mesmerized by how he looks… also definitely worth waiting to see the non-dubbed version of the batman, his voice is 99% of the riddler sex appeal so it would be a disservice to have some dub over it.
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e-boy dano is so cute… i would definitely eat his spit burger if it were an impossible burger or something
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fujobrain tells me he & klitz are gay together. but canonically no, i think he’s just a pornbrained coomer that prefers the final product (porn) to the sex that produces it. also it seemed like in a weird way he was fairly dedicated to his “craft” and wanted to make a “good” porno so he cared about that more than just having sex. he was so annoying & nasty compared to klitz (perfect, beautiful, pure, sweet, hung)
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good morning danogirlies
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Not sure if i'm going to get this figure or I need to be extra patience for the riddler nendoroid
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I first had a crush on him when I saw little miss sunshine. Just watched escape from dannemora unfortunately he had a buzz cut and facial hair which is a huge turn off for me but was still a good series. I haven't seen batman yet, but sounds like I need to soon. glad to join you danofags.
That outfit was really hot on him too. I like how he runs away all scared after the unsuccessful lynching.
wow, those screams. I wish it would've kept going for longer, i wanna hear him fucking beg. The fact that he actually deserved it makes it so much better.
Jesus, why am i like this?
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Ladies, what would you do with Paul Dano if you had him alone?
I kind of think the Zodiac inspiration is neat.
In any case, thank you to everyone keeping this wonderful thread going with all the pictures and all.
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eat cereal with him
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When I first watched Little Miss Sunshine, I only had eyes for him, so much so I don't even recall what the movie is about. I had a classmate at uni who looked just like him, hair and all. I wish he would be my personal Paul.
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Starting my journey through Paul Dano’s filmography aka catching up on the things I haven’t seen.
Swiss Army Man? Pretty good. Realized I’m not into Paul with a lot of facial hair but god his character looks hot later, all dirty and roughed up. Would sniff Hank’s nasty balls/10.
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oh and sorry to samefag but you absolutely must watch love & mercy, it’s one of his best roles (and he looks dangerously cute)
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Where do I find men like him? Where are they? Shopping at a Barnes & Noble? At home playing World of Warcraft? Working in a Microcenter?
I might be a fool for thinking I could attract someone like him, but it's nice to think about it.
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This photoshoot is so great. Too bad I can't find higher quality photos.
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Anons, do you remember that black anon who would shit up threads whenever the topic of fujoshi would come up because she's obsessed with self-inserting in black female characters dating white characters in live-action shows? Do you think that's her? She's after your favorite actor now kek https://twitter.com/ungodlywests/status/1513213743647318023
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idk and idrc>>196375
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tempted to watch this just because paul has nice glasses in it…
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good morning danogirlies
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I need this pin
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a 2010 comedy film>A failed playwright, Henry Harrison(Kevin Kline), develops an odd mentor relationship with Louis Ives(Paul Dano), a troubled, cross-dressing, aspiring writer to whom Henry sublets a room in his New York apartment. Henry teaches Louis the art of being an "extra man", accompanying and entertaining wealthy older women in their fanciful social lives. Along the way, Louis encounters an environmentally conscious co-worker, Mary Powell, and a jealous, eccentric neighbor, Gershon.
I would have been so disappointed to watch this film after watching the trailer, cause it would have seemed like fun quirky film with an aesthetic that I like, when it would have been about some AGP crossdresser
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That sucks, ugh… I find him most attractive in this era—same timeline as the big puffer jacket + cigarette pics—so unfortunately I think I’ll watch it anyway.
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good morning danogirlies
i want to pinch his cheeks
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I despise these glasses frames on anyone, but they look adorable on him in the most nerdy way. It's so cute.
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i love how he straddles objects
I found mine while we were in high school and he was passionately spouting cringe philosophy in his crack-y voice and wearing the most horrid glasses >>196844
you've ever seen. Obviously I married him. >>196845
Unhinged, shrieking Dano is best Dano sigh
I've met a few at uni, usually humanities students. Sadly I don't seem to be their type, probably too aggressive and tomboyish. I've noticed that the nerdy type of guys I like seem a bit intimidated by me. I like to debate them about shitty philosophy and the like, but I get a bit too loud and they'll go "why are you so angry?" wtf, I'm having fun, I'm not angry.
I wish I had a bi gf who understands my obsession and would watch the batman sequel with me if the Riddler makes a comeback
but that's even less attainable.
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>>196868>I wish I had a bi gf who understands my obsession and would watch the batman sequel with me if the Riddler makes a comeback but that's even less attainable.
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i’ll be at whole foods buying oat milk
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just wanted to say i love posting in this thread with you nonas. it’s very comfy, love the horny energy, the movie discussions are cute. keep up the great work
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Gonna be thinking about you when I walk the oat fields of my rural shithole country, nona.
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don’t you wish that were you?
I need to stop looking at black box dyed Dano because we have the same natural color and it makes me feel like I could pull it off. I cannot.>>196907
Both of them, yeah.
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manspreading dano is best dano
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God bless you anon. Where's this from?
from this interview!
(but the best part is the last few seconds obviously so i just clipped that)
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I tried to watch being flynn but I dropped it after the hour mark. he looks really hot but every few seconds while he was on screen I couldn't unsee him looking like early yt shane dawson. needless to say that ruined it for me. the story started to annoy me for some reason as the film went on and I had to quit it, but I might finish it just to see more of paul and how it ends. I didn't mind the sex scenes with him in it but they felt a bit cringy to me so I couldn't get into them. maybe im being to harsh. he did look hot when he was doing coke/crack and crying so there's that.
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this post really took me on a journey, ty nona
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our little meow meow
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i like this alex jones one too. credit is @nerineri_oishii on twt
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pov paul looks at you like this. what do you do danogirlies?
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he’s so crazy!! love him
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i still think he looks adorable
lol yes the perfect description
He's still cute enough there but longer hair is leagues better.
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heard you guys were talking shit
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happy batman on hbo day
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hello???? this is too much
Probably still gonna watch it in theater. Did the same thing with Joker two years ago: alone, in the middle of the day, and in a show that allows alcohol (= no under 18s allowed), and when the movie isn't "new" anymore. It was practically just me in there, fucking perfect.
I thought about asking a friend to come with me but I don't usually like capeshit so it would be too difficult to make up some non-deranged reason for why I wanna see batman kek.
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i don’t like capeshit usually either. not to suck the movie’s dick too much, but imo it’s a cut above usual comic book movie fare.
sounds like a comfy way to enjoy the movie anon!! report back with your thoughts when you do
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kek, this would so be in character for him
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i think the riddler is a gaycel
he doesn’t masturbate due to catholic guilt & his sexual urges get sublimated into bondage and killing
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that goes without saying
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He looks so good in this interview nonnies
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yes he does, I also don't know how to internet
I was very surprised when I first heard his actual voice, It's a lot more deeper then in his films, like in the back of his throat
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So happy you nonacitas are posting gay fanart because I've been sitting on this too afraid of pissing off non-fujos. GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME.
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i love creepy desperate riddle man
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god i want to tilt his head back and kiss him it’s not fair
man lacryboy’s fanart is always so coomer-y but I can’t help but like it >>198773
the amount of trans riddler bullshit on ao3 already is so stupid. please stop removing Paul Dano’s dick and giving him a pussy, that is a crime against humanity
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don’t you wish that were you?
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not that anon but you can kinda see it here
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I think his front teeth were still a bit crooked in ruby sparks, too
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>Tfw no HBO in UK and only stream you could find has shitty gambling pop ups.
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wonky teeth like this are incredibly cute and endearing…
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his creepy smile made my heart skip a beat. he's just so cute and unhinged
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He has a baby face, like kinda round, so that helps, I guess. I do thinks he looks older when he has his hair slicked back, pic related.
Do you think he gained weight for this role? He looks thinner in some recent interviews and then his face looks chubbier in others lmao
He definitely gained weight for the role. >>198913
They're both roughly 6ft tall so yeah, she's short.
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i personally think he looks hotter when chubbier
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respectively disagree my danofag sister
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he’s so lanky
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i appreciate dano at every stage in his career
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when he wears glasses he reminds me of sid from skins kek
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tfw no dano malewife
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today i have rewatched the batman (7th viewing) prisoners (4th viewing), and twbb (2nd viewing).
help i’m addicted to the dano
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girl you’re down bad. tbh I have yet to see prisoners but it seems promising.
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prisoners is probably my favorite dano-affiliated project. it’s such a good movie & his acting is amazing. v disturbing and hard to watch though
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i’ve become a hermit lately & watch 1-2 movies per day on average so i’m seeing lots of new stuff too lol. i love rewatching movies though, it’s deeply comforting and i feel myself falling more deeply in love with paul dano each time, oops!!
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i’m so sorry alex
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Never thought Id be attracted to a 3d man but now I can't stop reading explicit riddler/reader fics help
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Same. I think the only other 3D crush I can think of is Charlie Day. This feels so weird and new.
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I think I'm neutral on the mask itself. I agree its gimpyness is ugly, but the Zodiac connection brings it back for me. I agree though, it could have been hotter. >>199212
Dano is so powerful that he can even win over us 2D purists. How does he do it?
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what it is about this little freak that gives me so much lust & cute aggression. i want to rub his head and bite him and pet his hair and pinch his cheeks and slap him around and nuzzle him into my chest
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Add me to the list of woman-turned-full-3d-lover. I don't think I've ever been so attracted to a man in my life.
Anyway, since we're already posting riddlebat fanart, I'll share some fic I enjoyed:https://archiveofourown.org/works/37989526https://archiveofourown.org/works/37955056https://archiveofourown.org/works/38022637https://archiveofourown.org/works/37961491
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i am so jealous–
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anons, if you give me perverted but morally sound ideas for riddler fics ill write them (ie no r/pe shit im normal)
also s type/m type is japanese slang for sadist/masochist kek
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it was just as fun to write nonna
fuck, i love that scene too… i feel so guilty though genuinely. but yes, there’s a scene where hugh jackman is beginning to torture him & alex has lost his glasses and is begging for them back…>>199316
BASED nona, radfem riddler is the love of my life
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predictable yet satisfying
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brb dropping everything to watch prisoners
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>>199337>he did look cute and you get him getting humiliated and beat up, if you're into that
Ahah… who would be into that, right? Ahah that's so weird… ahah…
But it's that bad I will trust you and just watch his scenes, anon.
By the way, is this thread kinda fucked up from pc for anybody else? Random posts disappear and I can only see them by clicking from a reply or something. It has never happened with any other thread.
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Did you accidentally hit hide all sage-d posts?
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That is it, sorry for the retardation kek. I'd even be saging all the time.
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glad you figured it out!
you said you're normal but would you write pegging
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Will kill for you if you write freaky perverted footfag Riddler/x/Female!Reader… Don’t ask, he spends too much time online. He’s definitely into that shit.
I just want more Creep!Riddler so bad you guys. He’s kinky af, dude’s officially into masks, bondage/tape, gets off on torturing people with saw traps. He’s a fucking mess, and the only guy I’m ashamed to say that I’d let stalk me.
I JUST WANT HIM TO GET OFF TO USING ME LIKE A SEX DOLL FOR HIS OWN WEIRD DESIRES, I NEED HELP.
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He has a great voice, so it’s no surprise he can sing. Love a musical, creative man.
I’ve seen some older Danofags gatekeeping Mook, though.
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Dumb meme but he’s all I long for. Been binging riddler fanfics like crazy I wanna write a reader-insert of incel riddler being dommed and bullied
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DANONNAS! I’m not a danofag but I saw this and thought of you
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He is the perfect cross-section of poor little meow meow and I can make him worse. My husband does not know he is my Dano-fodder because he resembles him so much and has a similarly gentle voice, ladies I'm insane
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Oh, twins – my husband reminds me a bit of Dano in the face which tbh is hilarious since he finds Dano hideous
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he looks so cute here
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Don’t worry, he’s nothing like him personality wise so any magic is lost when he opens his mouth.
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if i speak
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he’s so cute i want to devour his soul
kek I'd probably read the shit out of that. What is it with this incel thing?
Pure retardation on my part, but I used to know a borderline incel dude irl and we'd have these "debates" where he would try to anger me by calling me a feminazi except he couldn't pronounce the word correctly bc he had a literal speech impediment, which was sexy ngl
and I'd pretend to get upset and argue with him. That was so fucking hot and he had no idea. This riddler crap hits some nerve for me, send help.
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Sorry nonas I had to
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i'd also make this face if paul dano were holding me
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i need to rub and kiss his tummy
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if nonas ITT lived in gotham
KEK, who's the artist?
Finished watching Prisoners this morning and i really liked it. Not an easy watch, but really intense and decently made. Dano's performance was also good, and he does play the best weirdos as someone said. One thing i didn't get though was how did the guy who offed himself know about the maze shit and how did he acquire the girls' clothes?
Sorry i'm dumb.
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He makes me so crazy. I’m no longer ashamed about it.
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I love it when they make him creepy in fanart >>200034
he'd be the only streamer i'd simp for. i'd totally be one of those pathetic people who send in big donations just so i could make him read out my cringy messages and watch him try not to be embarrassed.
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Denial is the first stage anon.
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Have you seen the movie yet nonnie
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I hate you both for making me horny when I should be packing for a move.
Yes I went to see it by myself just because of Dano, and even though I really enjoyed him and the movie, I didn't get as excitedhorny
as I had hoped. But the fanart really helps lol
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I love him I love him I love himmmmmmm
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I wanna be in her place so bad.
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I can't tell if this artist is a fakeboi or not but it's Riddler fanart so I'm going to say yes
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I swear my "solo male" folder is going to be full of Dano!Riddler fanart because of this thread
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he is a serial manspreader
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god i wish that were me
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what’s going on on etsy
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More like Edward Ligma
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sage for sort of blogposting, but I'm so glad I found this thread! I've been a danofag since I watched TWBB in high school and haven't found anyone who understands my obsession with him. I feel so seen here kek
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good afternoon danogirlies, just popping in to say that i love when he does this goofy ass creepy smile. i have no idea why.
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soft & beautiful
I love his shit eating grins too.>>200763
I think his extra long hair was great and possibly his best look.
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you cropped out his wonky little hands. also his acne scars are kinda endearing.
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omg ty nonnie
, i’m so sad the version i had saved cut out his beautiful hands>>200886
he’s a talented actor/musician, seems normal & nice irl, plays weird creepy little dudes that are fun to sexualize, and has a bunch of features that are commonly considered attractive (nice hands, pleasant face, looks well-groomed). idk why you’re confused bub…
it's alright nonna. i understand…paul makes you sooooo confused…just sooo confused that you just had
to post here of all places, the danofagging thread, about why he makes your little head spin…like why is he attractive to other people? why?! who in their right mind would like someone like that
. he's so boring looking and so average in the way that his gentle voice wavers when he talks, his laid back posture, the soft neutrals he wears, he's a bit geeky but also kind and sweet…and he's talented like really
talented…he's just so attra- i mean confusing right?…but it's okay nonna…it's okay…just give in… embrace the average looking funny circle faced man into your life
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anyway paul is hot
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dorky lil hat
I thought the same thing anon. It made no sense to me and I thought it was weird?
Now look at me… I really think you have to see Paul in more complete context to get it. Watch his interviews, his movies, etc. Something will probably click, haha.
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let’s go back to the hornyposting pls
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A couple of months ago I watched There Will Be Blood with my bf. While bf was raving about how good Daniel Day-Lewis is (typical male taste), I quickly developed lustful feelings towards shrieky, semi-effeminate, pathetic Dano. Now, having discovered I'm not alone, I for some reason felt compelled to confess my sins to bf, also suggesting we see the new Batman movie together (keep in mind neither of us are into superhero movies). However, having scrolled through this whole thread and spoiling some of the contents of the movie, I fear I made a mistake. What are the odds of my bf finding me degenerate if we watch this movie together, knowing about my Dano-thirst?
kek i feel you. i probably wouldn't confess liking Dano even to a friend i've had since kindergarten. she wouldn't get it, she's into big buff manly men and would think i'm fucking sick for finding Dano's Riddler hot.
i'd say go watch it anyway. a scrote doesn't deserve a gal if he can't accept her thirst for Dano.
I watched TWBB recently with my husband and I read your post to him because he LOVED Daniel Day-Lewis while I was totally enthralled with Paul lmao.
Anyway, I think he will 100% find you degenerate if you watch the movie with him. But don’t let it stop you.
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wish he was my coworker
Embrace the degeneracy of Dano-lust.
As a related aside: I find it bizarre that Daniel Day-Lewis got so much attention for this role (and he was good, don't get me wrong) and got tons of praise but Dano got comparatively none. All thirst aside I think he did a great job, especially considering he was not only very young but he had less than a week to prepare for a very difficult role when he was up against such a famous, intense actor like DDL. It's unfair.
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Why oh why did Matt Reeves have to write the Riddler to be a terminally online Zodiac Killer and why did Paul Dano have to portray it so well?
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His eyes are so pretty.
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i need him carnally
I read this last night, I liked it. My favorite part is when you humiliate him verbally and he buries his head in the pillow and his glasses fog up out of shame
, I swear I got butterflies in my stomach. Thank you, anon
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this troy bolton ass haircut
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The way he squeals and whines makes me feel something
His lips are actually sorta full, as per close up pics like >>201687
Either way, cute.
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I am so fucking wet for this man.
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Nona I haven't been able to stop thinking about this fic ever since I read it a few days ago. You've ruined my life, but I forgive you.
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god when is it my turn
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I love seeing him like this, he’s so vulnerable.
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the truth is that people resonate better with caricatures of people as opposed to their actual, grounded, true-to-canon personalities. it's why you see a million fics with the riddler being submissive or whatever. it's just a cheap trick that i use but not say how i would write the actual character in a comic. i.e. knowing the audience - people want to read about him being a terminally online freak with a pathology psychiatrists wank over. but TBH i understand your point completely. lazy writing perhaps. i.e. i think he would probably clam up and not say anything remotely sexual or inappropriate or use any sort of slang but, you know, it's whatever. it's like how i think writing mommy kink is funny for the character but have a negative view of it otherwise. it is what it is.
i mean i did write it so i am pretty aware of how stupid and jokey it is. that's all i was going for really because i know porn does well on ao3 and i can't write it for shit. so. but it is what it is. i'm not proud of it but i have always written fanfiction for attention because i know that if i try and make it accurate and beautiful there's always the "it's only fanfiction" argument (which often i agree with). so it's only ever been for fun…but to be honest i'm glad even some people like it and if it's not for you then it's not for you. i agree with your opinion though, but i'm very much a "do as i say, not as i do" type of person.
tldr; i agree with you and i think it's a fair criticism
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not the writer of this fic but a writer in general, I think that with a character like the Riddler in this particular Batman movie, we really don’t get too many scenes of him as it is, so it makes sense that people would slap a fanon personality onto him based on their preferences. And as is common with fic, once there’s a popular interpretation, then it basically becomes the norm. I don’t mind it, and I think it might be difficult to pinpoint something like Edward’s sexual preferences based on what little canon material we have. Unless you count his heavy-breathing as horny for killing lmao
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Who’s going wild tonight?
Me cuz i just read the "based & greenpilled" fic and that was actually funny as hell. I don't usually like reader fics, maybe it feels too personal idk or maybe the other ones i've tried to read were bad and too cringey, but this was a nice read.
Also mitä vittua ookko kirjottaja suami juntti? eisaatana.
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I want his gross sweaty obsessed ass all over my body.
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Riddler fans are fucking insane and I love it. It’s some of the funniest shit I’ve seen in years.
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nonnies help i can’t stop looking at riddler fanarts he’s so hot
I never thought I'd like white frame glasses but they look pretty good on him
I also love how so many people in both Asia and the West are basically drawing Paul Dano fanart, everyone became obsessed with his character
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aaaa the pose on the right. Something about him in the prison uniform drives me crazy like I wanna grab him by the waist and give him a squeeze
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don’t mind me nonnas im just self inserting as batman
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god i wish that were me
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watched the batman a couple days ago and he's been plaguing my mind ever since. i have a big thing hidden faces/masks so riddler really did it for me, but he's so cute unmasked also.
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i love dwayne so much
I don't want to be too detailed as that should be up to you but there should be some humiliation stuff going on. >>202560
is right. Some slapping and mild abuse if you're into that is nice as well. Forced masturbation? Oral?
It's all good tbh.
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This is so disgusting.
Having coom brain should be a illegal.
God, I hate fujo’s.
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aw cmon nona it’s not that bad
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You hate them because you are one likely, speaking from experience.
Tired of denying my own enjoyment of this kinda thing. I want to see fictional guys have sex, and I’m not gonna feel bad about it anymore (and neither should you nonnie
Enjoy the coom, or have a good laugh (or both if you’re me).
Sorry I only feel disgust and you're projecting your coomerism lol
You can enjoy your brain rot but it still disgusts me.
, sorry for assuming. I still love you too.
Hope you enjoy batman when you get to it nonnie
! Be sure to get back to us with your thoughts.
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you do realise that you don’t have to click on spoilered images right? Just move along and stop shitting up the thread
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I have There Will Be Blood brainrot, can't stop thinking about a film that talks about oil and crusty evil men… sickening. PTA is such a great director, I hope he works with Paul again someday.
Don’t know why other anons are calling you weird or giving you shit. We’re all in a thread about a 37-year-old actor that we will never fuck
I wanted to see sexy Dano pics, not gay yaoi shit. Keep that shit out of here.
Dano posting only, not interested in seeing Fujo art of Paterson getting pegged. Said pic ishitted up the thread nonna.
I strongly agree. Especially as I'm sure that while Riddler would have screamed and cried he also would have likely creamed himself. It would have been the perfect encapsulation of his character and Dano's acting is at its finest when he's being beaten up and abused. >>202660
Me too I so adore this movie.
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my eyes have been blessed
Anything you might be able to share?>>202841
Yeah, he's too skinny and the face is a bit off. Some of the art makes him look too thin, which is especially strange as he looks like he gained a bit of weight for the role.
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Same anon here but here’s one photo I liked not sure if I should share more or not
God he's so fucking cute, please share more>>202822Nonnie
I need the source!
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Same anon also I’m not sure if I should just spam a few photos of him or not also my photos may be crappy cause lighting
I think the glasses are clipped on. Supposedly the cling wrap was supposed to be something the Riddler would have come up with so as to not leave hair (clues) around? He said something along those lines in an interview. >>202936
Thank you for posting the pictures.
I don’t understand why I find Edward so attractive in his Riddler gear. Idk if it’s the mask, or the boots, or what. It just makes him feel so much more frightening and that’s kinda hot.
Any nonnies wanna share their experiences/insight?
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fujophobic nonas please avert your eyes
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Cute Paul Dano with a cute lil drawing.
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I'm not a maskfag, for me it's probably this >>202990
I also love smugness, and the fact that his true identity is a nerdy-looking cutie with glasses>>203078
Thanks for the link! This artist seems to have been watching all of Dano's films recently and drawing fanart of his characters
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More by the same artist
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Just gonna leave this here…
This artist is very good and she gets certain things down perfectly but his profile is off and he's too thin, she completely leaves out his cute round face.>>203241
This actually looks more accurate to Riddler and I love the little belly. He looks like he put on weight for the role, about time someone gets it right.
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Would you watch a movie where Paul Dano plays Joseph Smith?
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Looks pretty round to me.
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I didn’t understand fujoshis/yaoi appeal until recently.
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nonna do you have some kind of weight fetish because it sounds like you do idk why you’re so preoccupied with his weight in these fanart pics. In TWBB he’s thin and you can see his cheekbones so I would say it’s accurate
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i wish those were my hands
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ughhhh look at him
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eli confirmed for freak
I understand what you’re saying. I kinda don’t mind because I find it hot that we are seeing through the eyes of the Riddler? Like this is how he views Female!Bruce or Y/N, and that’s extremely hot imo. It reminds me of the start of the movie where we are seeing from his point of view.
I’m not really bothered by “male gazy” shit as long as there is enough “female gazy” shit to balance it out. Plus it’s all Riddler related so I’m just happy it exists.
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You’re cool, nona.
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take your time!
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you should watch prisoners and twbb just because those movies are amazing tbh
whatever you do do NOT watch love and mercy or okja because you WILL fall madly in love with him
Sounds great, take your time.>>203446
Are you looking for recommendations just based on quality or his cuteness? A good mix of both is There Will be Blood, which is probably his best movie and he looks hot. Little Miss Sunshine was also wonderful on its own non-Paul merits.
That being said yes, you will become obsessed but why not?
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Life isn’t fair.
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He's too cute to not want! Dano is so good at portraying creepy little weirdos.
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I might as well post the rest of the gif set
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How is he so perfect
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I hate him.
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i want this false prophet to shove his face between my legs like the sinner he is and cure me of all ailments with his mere touch
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Found out Sam Hyde and Paul Dano went to the same high school and are only a year apart in age. Anyway, he looks like Light Yagami in this picture.
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So so so late but thank you for the fic recommendations, anon! ily
Now to find more works about bullying him, but with aftercare. Our boy needs love
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Not that anon but I checked Wilton High School’s Wikipedia
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Thanks nona, I was just about to respond! I appreciate you included the screenshot. Also Sam Hyde was born in 1985 and Paul Dano was born in 1984, so they were definitely in high school at the same time.
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Bless The Batman 2022 crew for giving us some good fucking female gaze material. I want more of it in the future Reevesverse too.
I’m not asking, I’m demanding.
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a weird circle faced man making weird faces is the female gaze now ?
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Don’t get your tits in a twist anon, I wasn’t just referring to that scene. There was something for everyone in The Batman.
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But yes. For us freaks and weirdos, peak female gaze.
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thinking about dwayne again
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he’s so pretty
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not a dano-fag but my personal theory is that he seem "attainable" compared to the usual hot male celebs, however unlike most men who are attainable he seems kind and nice and would treat you well
This is a really fascinating phenomenon to me overall tbh.
Now that I think of it, part of the appeal at least for me is that men don't get it. I was actually a bit surprised to see scrote reviewers comment on Riddler so little, but now i'm just kekking internally when I think of the fact that i can watch this film in like a friend group and be secretly turned on with the scrotes of the group having no idea. I'm sick kek.
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how it feels to lust after paul dano
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That makes sense. I honestly get kind of embarrassed over how much I lust over this circle-faced man, but I think that's probably part of it. I'm not really someone who pays a lot of attention to actors, but I really like him because he seems like the type of guy I would be interested in irl. He's down-to-earth and soft-spoken, likes music and comics, dresses like some guy you'd see at a Blockbuster, and has been with the same woman since 2007. I think seeing someone like that among most of the weird, untrustworthy men in Hollywood makes it easy to attach to him. Plus, he's a great actor in general and you see him in positions that you don't see most men in (at least in real life) so that probably adds to it too. Like sure, hypothetically you could easily spot a Paul Dano type of guy at a Whole Foods (although I haven't seen any…), but you don't get to see that guy tied up with tape on his mouth or being dragged around by his hair or in a nice suit saying "Don't look back. Just look at me." That probably adds to it too.
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It's a well-known phenomenon in some circles>part of the appeal at least for me is that men don't get it.
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>>204066>very clearly chubby>gets called a twink
wtf, is any man who isn't either a obese bastard or a muscle bound steroid freak considered a "twink" these days
>>204004>I do think he targets the female gaze unintentionally
I have to think big movie studios know exactly what they are doing and know full well he has a huge female fanbase. >>204074
To be fair he used to be one and since you don't see much of his body in the movie they might have been going with what he was previously known for even though yes, he was chubby. A lot of the Riddler fan art out there still depicts him as a skinny twink too. >>203985
Artist? This is good.
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Alternative Dano… is something for sure.
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I’m obsessed with his hands…
NTA but For Ellen. Some people disliked it as it's a bit slow but I thought it was pretty good. Mildly triggered
(lol) my daddy issues but he looked great. >>204088
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i would die for this moid
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god i wish that were me>>204132
kek that looks nothing like him it has to be a stunt double >>204115
his hands are always so interesting to look at, they're kinda awkwardly elegant in a way
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moar schmokeing pics
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I'm foaming at the mouth he looks so fucking good in these glasses>>204265
I loved this big coat photoshoot he did, it suits him so well
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wait forgot the i fixed it
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yes, exactly! i find most of the men in the unconventional thread ugly as sin but i still go there regularly and add my occasional weird crushes. it's so much more fun than liking the hot jacked dude everyone likes lol
i decided to check out the dano in motion and the way he speaks is so soothing. i can almost ignore the fact that he's talking to an actual bridge troll. i love that he just can't be amped to act like an adderall-high creature with such a gentle man in front of him.
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his hips don’t lie
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I haven't seen it in a long time and while it wasn't fantastic I didn't think it was that bad either. Strangely enough this was the first movie I ever saw with him in it and it created mixed feelings–he's great at playing an asshole who is also strangely attractive, but it strangely made me sort of dislike him for a while. Obviously I'm come around.
This is one of those movies that people either love or hate (though I should also say I liked For Ellen and a lot of people hated that one too), without trying to spoil too much, but I'd say it's worth it to see him looking hot in full twink mode. Gif related.
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Samefag but I specifically loved his delivery in the bus, where he asserts to silver “either you respect the creed, or stop calling yourself an ALS , and get out of this bus.”
He was maintaining his gentle demeanor but the ENERGY he exuded was really badass (and it was hot) when he’s a gentleman but can put his foot down !!!!!!!!!
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Would fuck the Riddler indeed.
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can't function, all i can think about is him
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He's so cute filled out like this. I still prefer skinny Dano but this is good too…
So true nonna
Lanky dano is great but dad-bod dano is also very cute
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All Dano’s are good Danos.
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i love this thread so much i have it bookmarked and i check it every night i love when it updates. thank you
Don’t feel guilty nonny
. If it makes you feel better during work, go for it <3
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Just got done watching a movie a hour ago…
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reading that stupid reader/riddler S-TYPE fanfic on AO3… reader character laughs during sex and makes fun of her partner but is also insanely attracted to paul dano and wants to peg him. she's just like me…
(pic not rel, just a way to excuse this dumbass post)
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riddy is so cute. his oversized jacket and the mask/glasses combo does something to me. I just wanna give him a big hug and listen to him breathe. >>205231
same i love this thread so much it makes me so happy
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do you girls have… more pictures of drawn Dano like this… I haven't even watch The Batman before
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How bad can i be
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he looks so cute when he's about to cry. i want to chew on him like the rubber on the end of a pencil. i want to cup my hands around his face and kiss the graze on his cheek. i want to run my hands through his sweaty hair. i am deranged.
ew. the amount of degen art you have to scroll through to find the riddler shit isn't worth it. >>205488
i deserve him.
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i personally like riddler with a pussy
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I really don't know about artists or fandoms really, I just want to see more drawings of the riddler (doesn't have to be yaoi)
Idk why he does it for me kek
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Here's one for you
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same. it's annoying how you see it everywhere with riddlebat fanart. ed does look really cute in this one though and if i just pretend Bruce is me then it's fine
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the heart wants what it wants
Perfect wording nonny
, everyone wants to chew on him
We're all degens but it somehow feels like the only place to sperg over an actor in a normal way without seeing shit like "my little meow meow…he's so gender…"
Even that 20-chapter-long riddlebat fic posted a couple of times in here made the riddler dislike being called "man" and "dude" kek.
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GOD he looks so nerdy and normal and sweet i want him so bad
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he was a sweetheart in this film. the long shaggy hair and dorky glasses looked adorable on him.
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extra gif because why not
I'm glad I'm not the only one to find that hot. And yes, he is, he knows she's watching him. >>205543
He was super cute but man this movie sucked. >>205567
I don't remember the exact explanation but it is supposed to limit movement because the collar thing would be attached to a chain that is also attached to his hands/ankle. So he'd have some freedom of movement but wouldn't be able to get up and move around quickly or easily, if he wanted to.
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if i could make gifs, i would've made one of the moment he looks up from the piano.
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Any nonas here have listened to Paul's band?
I listened to this podcast where they play every song with comments in-between, but it's available on Bandcamp. The Danofagging is crazy tho, they say it's amazing when it's just a little above average IMO. Anyone else want to share their review with the class?
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Yes, but couldn't he just bow down his head an the collar will slip, and he will be able to move his hands down
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i finally got around to watching there will be blood today. I loved it. The film itself is amazing, I was on the edge of my seat the whole way through. ngl daniel was giving me dilf vibes at the start and i really started liking him but he became a huge dick at the end, I loved how the film sets him up to be someone you sympathise for and then he slowly gets more and more demented with his greed. i grinned the whole way though eli getting beaten up of course. the way he was shouting at daniel to say he was a sinner louder was perfect. eli's outfit at the end tho like that huge cross he wears…why was that hot like it's so gaudy and pompous…he looked so good. i usually have a hard time sitting through a long film but this one kept my attention. also just realised eli kinda looks like reviewbrah KEK
I think how it's supposed to function is that the chain is short enough that he can't. So basically he'd be comfortable sitting but would barely be able to move if he tried to take it off or get up. I guess this contradicts the scene then. The reality is they put it there for the fujos to enjoy. I'm grateful that they did.>>205677
I love that Daniel forced him to humiliate himself, so hot. Also yes it was a fantastic movie and, off topic, DDL looked great too.
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he makes me smile so much
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i started watching batman and i can't express how much i want him to breathe right into my ear and say awful things to me with the voice changer on
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Sigh, so I am on twitter browsing danofags and riddlerfags and I am fed up already
I normally don’t interact with fandom people of that kind or with teenagers, and I hated those from time being a teen myself
A little painful
I thought I could ignore that, because I know it’s natural and inevitable, but I alog internally every time I see queerspecial shit and stuff like that, oh I want to cry
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for real. i love his beady little dark eyes behind those nerdy glasses. the mask really emphasises them like it feels more intimate when he looks at you. his big oversized jacket makes him look so cute to me too but he's also menacing in a way like he would probably tower over me and tackle me to the ground easily.
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sorry im in full riddler brainrot right now. why does he look so adorable sitting on his knees like that aaa
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Hey anons, want to see how much taller he is than you? ♥https://www.filmbug.com/db/342223/heightAlternatively, I’d recommend marking the wall with a piece of tape
If you aren’t already
crazy for doing this, you will go insane
I like it, idk what I expected them to sound like but I like that they're kinda alt-leaning (And since I mostly listen to emo bands anyway it fits well into my playlists lol)
vidrel is my favorite. The instrumentals are haunting but also catchy with the plucking, and his voice going from super soft to more gravelly, ahhh.
Love Hooded Hawks (https://youtu.be/OsP3XqsHUcE
) too, especially the guitar section starting at 1:58. Personally prefer the EP version for both of these.
Lastly I also rec From Underground (https://youtu.be/4-pEEYPV3AA
), the first half is pretty kino.
Also, do you recommend that podcast? Just looked it up and they've got a ton of episodes
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He looks so cute here I wanna hug him>>205535
This is now one of my favorite Dano pics. He's just perfect here
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thank you nonna what an excellent resource. i kinda wish i was shorter so he could look down on me more but oh well.
There is something that is so cold and calculating, yet (hear me out) angelic about his eyes. It’s weirdly magnified by his frames too.
If anyone else can expand on this, please do. I can’t really articulate it rn.
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I like the same songs you listed! Tbh I found it enjoyable just nothing amazing. I like that he doesn't make a big deal out of his music at all unlike other Hollywood-tards who have turn everything into a business. I also find it interesting that two of his main artistic outlets are acting and singing, which are the most vulnerable you can be imo, but he's pretty reserved and introverted.
I like the podcast. They're moderate Dano-fags so I like hearing what other fans have to say about whichever movie of his I just watched.
Tubby pic semi-related.
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Bong Joon-Ho has to be a Danofag. Every character in Okja is a parody, including Jay, but the way he's characterized with all these cool, calm and collected moments reads like fanservice kek. Like he thought Dano was just so handsome but never got to play dark-and-mysterious hot guys.
The scene where he goes down the emergency ladder and changes from the hotel uniform. "Don't look back, just look at me" and the way he was caring for the little kid towards the end. The fact that he had black hair and this sleek back suit the whole time. Then gets beat up in a sexy way so you feel like you wanna take care of him. Sigh.
YES. Every aspect of danos character in okja is so attractive
I hate the way people us this phrase sometimes but it’s very female gaze-y, it’s enticing in that way
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jay is perfect. he’s literally my ideal man. looks like paul dano, vegan, has a strict and unconventional ethical code that he lives by, compassionate and protective towards vulnerable creatures, willing to put himself in harm’s way to protect other living beings, nice style, soft-spoken. i almost wanna die cause there are practically no men like this irl.
also he has just a slight tummy in this role that’s visible when it’s pressing against his fitted shirt and it makes me hngmmgngng
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Jay definitely feels like a more low-key version of a Korean drama/manhwa/idol guy created to be popular with women. The scene where he beats up K in a super cold and unpredictable way reminded me of my middle school days reading about hot and brooding characters who were violent with everyone else but not with the one they loved kek.
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…im never going to be able to watch this film without thinking about how hot his lower stomach pressing up against his shirt looks…how dare you you're driving me to sin. it makes me wanna squeeze his soft waist and poke at him like a piece of dough
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as you wish nonna
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Check the /cm/ dano riddler thread>inb4 4chan
worth it for him
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not the anon but omg thank you so much. i didn't know how to find fanart without seeing all those genderspecials and cringe edits
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diner date with eddie when?
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You're welcome. There's 3 threads for the riddler and one for other Dano characters up right now. They're just as obsessed. Although probably a lot of the best stuff has already been posted here
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I love that even in War and Peace they managed to cast him as an outsider autist. Bit of a difficult watch though, period pieces are such a bore.
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I feel like cm has a high concentration of women tbh. maybe more than 50%. i'm so curious about the overlap between various more female-oriented boards and LC
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sad riddlebat is my shit
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god i know. why is that gif so hot. his tummy drives me crazy
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Nonas I’m so jealous. I wish I had a cute height difference with Paul Dano but I’m too huge.
You’ll be able to dominate him a lot harder though. I’m jealous of you nonnie
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Kinda salty hes almost a head taller
I have a bit of an ego about my height- I’m 5’7 which is really tall for an asian woman
I’m so used to towering over everyone in my area LOL everytime I see a six foot man I’m like damn, I’m actually not that tall in the grand scheme of things
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Big thanks to all the nonnies who post their Danoverse reviews. I like hearing what you have to say about stuff I just watched or am about to watch.
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the cutest dork in all of Gotham
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he's so charming idc if he looks like a 19th century bloated faggot in this
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goth furby lookin ass
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taking these screenshots to save you all from watching this (unless russian aristocracy politics are your thing i guess). >>206395
anon don't be shy, find receipts
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stupid little hat
He legit looks Russian. >>206395
You can't just say things like that without providing proof.
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POV russian dano tries to convince you to become a freemason
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i should stop
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love a man who looks like a little mint candy
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<3 i'll keep going for you anons.
i think i'm finally starting to enjoy the story more. i want russian dano to be happy at some point though… (no spoilies, i haven't read the door stopper that is war&peace kek)
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BTW, any brits wanna comment on his british accent?
i heard brits say his accent was great because he didn't try to sound stereotypically british + it made sense for his character to sound way less posh then the rest. but idk, i haven't heard every single way of speaking british english out there…
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I adore his hair here. >>206425
It was both satisfying and hot seeing his character get beat up, should have gone on longer…for various reasons.
This reminded me- I wonder how they will style riddler for the next movie? Will they keep the same look or change it since he’s in prison? Like grown out hair, maybe more gaunt looking due to prison food being shit? What do y’all think, Nonas
I think that might be wishiful thinking on my end cause if I see long hair lankydano on the full screen in the year 2023 I will have a seizure
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This part… I love his silly little IDs (notice the parts? kek) and that line.
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I need him.
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(close ups of the IDs if anyone's curious)
no shame from me anon. similarly I've played the cute
noises he makes after getting kicked in the balls too many times than I'd like to admit.
You’d love him like this, wouldn’t you nonnie
Are they going to bring him back? I can see him going all lanky again (since it seems he gained weight for this role, which fits the character) or getting even fatter, always a plus for those who appreciate fatDano. >>206439>>206447
I too love the screaming and squealing sounds he makes, more movies need this.
I'm afraid of them pushing Riddler aside for not being as…idk, crowd-pulling as Joker or other villains? I'm used to seeing retarded disappointing moves when it comes to capeshit…
I hope they don't and bring him back with a different (but still disturbing) look. Probably not fatter D