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Bad Writing Thread Anonymous 05/21/22 (Sat) 04:22:23 AM No. 207965

Post bad lyrics, poetry, stories etc.

Anonymous 05/21/22 (Sat) 05:24:21 AM No. 207971

Hop in the Lambo', I'm on my way
Drew House slippers on with a smile on my face
I'm elated that you are my lady
You got the yum, yum, yum, yum
You got the yum, yum-yum, woah
Woah-ooh

Anonymous 05/21/22 (Sat) 10:48:24 AM No. 208035

Great thread idea nonnie ! I love bad lyrics so much, I know it's Fantano but this video cracks me up every time

Anonymous 05/21/22 (Sat) 10:55:40 AM No. 208038

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>>208035
samefag but I will also never forget about that one drake line, jesus

Anonymous 05/21/22 (Sat) 12:10:51 PM No. 208054

Anonymous 05/21/22 (Sat) 03:55:35 PM No. 208083

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"What is free will if the will cannot be free" - Uada, 2020.

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 12:23:43 AM No. 208198

>>208038
and this is why the yassified BBL Drake meme is so funny to me.

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 02:14:42 AM No. 208220

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Nice thread idea OP. I'll go ahead and post a classic

Anonymous 05/22/22 (Sun) 02:35:41 AM No. 208221

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Harry Styles' bandmate kek

Anonymous 06/11/22 (Sat) 01:37:50 PM No. 213437

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Very old "poetry" by Luna that I had saved for some reason.

Anonymous 06/11/22 (Sat) 02:16:42 PM No. 213442

>>208038
Late but it reminds of the anon in a celebricows thread who was convinced (or trolling?) that Drake was actually FtM.

Anonymous 06/11/22 (Sat) 04:15:09 PM No. 213463

>>207965
>not posting My Immortal
That fic was the epitome of cringe but in the most hilarious way.

Anonymous 06/11/22 (Sat) 07:05:35 PM No. 213497

>>213463
yeah but it stopped being funny literally a decade ago

Anonymous 06/11/22 (Sat) 08:19:15 PM No. 213503

>>213463
You must be seriously fucking gullible to still not realize My Immortal was a blatant trollfic.

Anonymous 06/11/22 (Sat) 09:12:03 PM No. 213514

>>213503
Tbh there's no evidence it was but I'd love to believe it was due to how satirical it was. A good description of fanfics in the 00s overall.

Anonymous 06/11/22 (Sat) 09:22:37 PM No. 213516

>>213514
It's WAY too on the nose not to be.

Anonymous 06/11/22 (Sat) 09:56:51 PM No. 213519

>>213497
It never stopped being funny.

Anonymous 06/11/22 (Sat) 10:02:35 PM No. 213520

start posting those AI dungeon texts pls

Anonymous 06/12/22 (Sun) 09:37:29 AM No. 213633

>>213503
I still believe it was written somewhat seriously in the beginning (mostly because of Raven's fanfic "I'm not okay") but she changed her mind around chapter 6.

Anonymous 06/12/22 (Sun) 03:36:08 PM No. 213674

>>213437
i sometimes read random cow threads and I always wondered where the big areolas meme came in the Luna thread

Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed) 03:11:20 AM No. 216150

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Any song by Flo Rida

Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed) 06:36:02 AM No. 216178

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Honestly, this whole verse but especially the last line

Anonymous 06/22/22 (Wed) 06:43:25 AM No. 216179

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No comment

Anonymous 06/23/22 (Thu) 01:41:39 AM No. 216332

>>216179
Fucking nasty. I miss when I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry was as stupid as it got regarding bi women

Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue) 01:38:58 AM No. 219282

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Not sure why the band Tramp Stamps were made fun of so much, you'd think this song would be relatable to every straight she/they out there who claims to be queer

Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue) 02:01:10 AM No. 219286

>>219282
The implication that white men are particularly bad is what got me. SOC(scrotes of color) are just as bad if not worse.

Although the main thing they were ridiculed for was being blatant industry plants poorly copying egirl fashion and pretending to be punk while having zero street cred. If this song were written by a woc calling out men of her own race on their shit, it wouldnt have gotten as much hate(except from scrotes)

Anonymous 07/05/22 (Tue) 03:54:33 AM No. 219308

>>208220

wtf is this shit. It's written so bad even ignoring the subject matter

Anonymous 07/08/22 (Fri) 03:39:15 PM No. 220168

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Anonymous 07/08/22 (Fri) 03:40:57 PM No. 220170

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>>220168

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 05:49:01 AM No. 221666

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I'm sure it's satire but I'm posting anyway.

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 05:51:33 AM No. 221667

>>221666
Not gonna lie, I kind of like it.

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 12:20:43 PM No. 221703

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Slumber Party by Ashnikko is definitely the bihet girls anthem.

Anonymous 07/14/22 (Thu) 10:47:59 PM No. 221941

>>221703
>hentai boobies

Sounds like a coomer moid anthem

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 04:37:36 PM No. 222376

can someone explain the "Lifehacks in the bathroom" thing?

Anonymous 07/16/22 (Sat) 08:47:24 PM No. 222429

>>222376
I guess it's referencing to random scribblings on a public bathroom wall that turn out to be actually pretty solid life tips? And since a lot of people use the public bathroom a lot of people will see it, thus it "going viral". Or maybe it's literally just referencing a "life hack" tiktok that was filmed inside a bathroom and went viral. I'm probably overthinking it either way as he was probably fucked up on drugs while writing it and is just saying random words that vaguely rhyme and don't make any sense

Anonymous 07/19/22 (Tue) 05:18:29 PM No. 223164

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the dumbest shit
https://www.wired.com/story/the-novelist-jordan-castro-essay/

Anonymous 07/20/22 (Wed) 10:53:10 PM No. 223472

That's what the mask is
That's what the point of the mask is

sometimes these two lines show up in my head randomly and I can't help but laugh out loud

Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 05:24:08 AM No. 224620

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idk if anons dumb sexual fantasies count but this is from the female fantasies thread i wasn't sure if i should post it but whatever it made me cringe and i kinda laughed ig

Anonymous 07/26/22 (Tue) 01:19:35 PM No. 224652

>bad writing
Everytime a person I know offline or online that praises themselves for their writing talent actually link me one of their stories.

I don't know why so many people are horribly over-estimating their own talent. The actual good writers I know never praise themselves for this, instead they improve and read a lot of other books to learn from them.

Anonymous 07/27/22 (Wed) 12:35:58 AM No. 224785

>>224652
Fuck, I hope I'm not your example kek. To be fair, I feel like I'm a better writer than I was, not necessarily good though obviously I hope I'm doing okay. I wouldn't hype myself to others like that, though (and I read as much as possible). Do those "good" authors not read? Makes me think of onion

Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 06:40:15 AM No. 225090

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My Immortal rewritings are already shitty enough but this one adds troonery to it apparently, I haven't read the thing but it looks incredibly stupid.

Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 06:49:28 AM No. 225092

>>225090
>My Immortal rewrites
Why? Can't upgrade perfection

Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 06:56:46 AM No. 225094

>>225090
Ugh, can't people leave things alone? This is why everything gets tainted.
>pavilargo_thighhighs
Everytime

Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 08:11:35 AM No. 225100

>>224785
No I doubt we know each other. And the ones I mean always ramble about their talent and how others told them they should make money with it and then they downtalk all other writers because they are allegedly the best and then you read it and it's some fucking shit with bad formatting, wrong grammar and elementary school tier story.
>Do those "good" authors not read?
I noticed that the worst types never or barely read themselves, either because they hate reading in general (bad start if they want to be a writer) or because they deem themselves so much better than everybody else that they consider everything not written by them trash (also a very bad start).

Anonymous 07/28/22 (Thu) 08:38:18 AM No. 225103

>>225092
Yeah I don't get it, the whole point of My Immortal is how fucking insane it is, rewriting it to make it "good" just turns it into a boring HP fic.

Anonymous 07/29/22 (Fri) 08:10:38 PM No. 225494

>>224620
didn't this anon made this as a joke though ?

Anonymous 08/01/22 (Mon) 10:32:11 PM No. 226105

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I'm glad this is a thread, only thing I have to contribute at the moment though is remembering how bad 50 Shades' writing is. Never read it but heard of all the dumb phrases.

I know it's low hanging fruit but it definitely deserves a place in the bad writing thread.

Anonymous 08/22/22 (Mon) 11:39:01 PM No. 232839

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Anonymous 08/22/22 (Mon) 11:41:47 PM No. 232840

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>>232839

Anonymous 08/25/22 (Thu) 03:17:24 PM No. 233579

>>208220
This reminds me of the reddit post about how women always write men with too much emotion.

>>221666
>>221667
Who wrote this? I don't think it's that bad, maybe I have bad taste lol.

Anonymous 08/25/22 (Thu) 10:34:17 PM No. 233684

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Never give book deals to driverfags

Anonymous 08/25/22 (Thu) 10:40:51 PM No. 233685

>>233684
Is this reylo fanfic kek?

Anonymous 08/25/22 (Thu) 11:35:26 PM No. 233698

>>232840
>Hamilton time?
No no no no no no no no no anything but that

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 12:34:31 AM No. 233704

>>233684
I'm offended, this isn't a driverfags thing, this is a terminally online adult YA fangirl cringe

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 01:39:19 AM No. 233717

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girl crush by florence given

Anonymous 08/26/22 (Fri) 01:41:52 AM No. 233718

>>233704
>implying that isn't the average driverfag
female autists is the same

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 01:28:34 PM No. 234066

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>>233717
The heterosexuality radiating from this exert is at dangerous, life threatening levels. Also I googled the author and she sounds absolutely insufferable.

Anonymous 08/27/22 (Sat) 11:18:51 PM No. 234203

>>233718
It's absolutely not

Anonymous 09/04/22 (Sun) 12:47:52 AM No. 236009

>>234066
I don't think so but she definitely seems to have some writercow-like qualities from what little I know. She wrote another nonfiction book before called Women Don't Owe You Pretty which got some very positive reviews even though it seemed like it came from 2012 tumblr

Anonymous 12/20/22 (Tue) 03:00:35 AM No. 264945

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Anonymous 07/10/24 (Wed) 12:10:27 PM No. 399786

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welp let's necro this thread since the other one got reported. here's a kicker from the book thread

Anonymous 07/10/24 (Wed) 12:25:45 PM No. 399794

>>399786
Sounds like it was put through Google Translate kek

Anonymous 07/10/24 (Wed) 01:00:12 PM No. 399798

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some nail gaiman cringe from one of his pedo stories (snow glass and apples, edgy retrlling of snow white where she's a child whi forces herself on grown men and the prince is a necrophiliac)
really, idk why ppl worshipped him when it's plain he's a creep from all the stories where teen girls fuck old men, and his writing is incredibly tryhard

Anonymous 07/11/24 (Thu) 12:16:28 AM No. 400099

>>399786
what is this shit kekkington
>>399798
manifesting that he kills him self