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No. 23335

Post cute fictional boys you wish to protect.

No. 23344

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ashamed i watched & liked this

No. 23347

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I know Gravity Falls ended but I'll always say amen to protecting Mason Dipper Pines!

I hated how mistreated he was throughout the show, and whilst I generally hate disliking female characters, I disliked Mabel for her selfishness, but then I remembered that both characters were only 12 and all is fine.

No. 23364

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No. 23371

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too bad it's too late for Claus

No. 23384

Who is this cutie?

Also can we post our "daughters"?

No. 23385

OP here you're right
I should have Included fictional daughters as well

No. 23386

I hope to god this thread doesn't devolve into pedo degeneracy

No. 23387

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My daughter, who I want to protect.

No. 23388

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I still haven't played the latest season out of fear of telltale butchering her character…

No. 23404

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No. 23406

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He's kinda gross in the latest season but season 1 morty was a pure hearted qt.

No. 23407

its asuma mutsumi from Kiss him, not me! his personality is as sweet as his looks~

the show is about a fujo and her boy harem. its a lighthearted, slice of life affair

No. 23410

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No. 23431

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i came here specifically to list these two.

i'd also like to add these two lovable weirdos. i need another kid icarus game with more of their shenanigans

No. 23433

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Baby boy. Baby.

No. 23444

No. 23452

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No. 23453

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He already has a bunch of brothers to protect him but still…

No. 23460

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Killua, my sonsband

No. 23468

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Rei is very precious.

No. 23471

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the only kacchan that matters

No. 23473

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Same, and Ness
Hard Agree

I loved him and the movie
Miles is pure

No. 23478

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Ninten needs love too. Oh, and Jeff. He went through all the horror with Giygas and his father gives zero fucks about him in the most detached way.

No. 23486

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look at my strong and powerful son.

No. 23489

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No. 23491

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I know I'm basic, but I was so happy when Sangwoo fucking dies

No. 23494

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pepehands i need to know what happens to my royal shithead of a son, 116 can't get its ass here fast enough

No. 23497

Isn't yoon like 30? Kek

No. 23503

same anon, same

No. 23518

It's possible to have motherly feelings for older characters too.

No. 23521

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Annoying but has a good heart.

There was this one filler ep that I found pretty sad where you got to see Naruto's daily life as a little kid and gosh it was upsetting how he lived in that little apartment and ate his cup noodles by himself.

No. 23524

i don't particularly like shinji, but i do identify with misato a lot. if i were dying i would also def make out with the teenage boy in my custody

No. 23528

congratulations for making the first pedo post on this thread

No. 23529

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He needs to be protected from his sister.
Great anime, bad incest jokes.

No. 23534

I find Sora super repulsive for some reason. His optimism and ~uwu friendship forever~ behavior seems fake and annoying.

No. 23536


No. 23539

i was joking, you fucking losers. take it out on anons posting pics of literal children itt

No. 23548

its hard to tell alright
we actual unironic pedophiles on this board who think 16 year old boy's penises smell and taste better

No. 23549

also that one anon who wanted to have sex with her underage nephew(her brother's son)

No. 23562

I thought this thread was about characters we feel protective towards, not ones we wanna fuck.

No. 23564

>my sonsband

No. 23567

Not op but I'm pretty sure that's just the closest weeb-sounding way of putting son. There is no daughteru equivalent.
Sonu? Kek.

No. 23569

u wot? it says "sonfu" in op, while it says "sonsband" in that post (son + husband)

No. 23577

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No. 23599

Sonsband is son/husband lol

No. 23600

Kenma is my og sonsband

No. 23619

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Killua already has a husbando. Who happens to be a son of mine.

No. 23621

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This thread is proof positive that the maternal instinct can be hijacked, these drawings are cuter than any real kids.

If VR game designers make cute enough sonfu and daughteru raising-sims the human race is FINISHED.

anyway my sonfu is Deku

No. 23625

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Deku is a pure-hearted angel

No. 23630

How can 3dpg children even COMPETE?

No. 23634

Some people criticize Mother 3 for being too dramatic and cliched but I can't help but feel for Lucas.

No. 23655

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i want to protect Komasan with all my heart. he's such a precious baby. he doesn't deserve any hate.

No. 23678

can someone explain what this thread is supposed to be ?
do you want to fuck these underage boys ?

No. 23679

No (except for those shameful pedoanons). It's our fictional sons.

No. 23682

no, it's about feeling maternal affection for fictional characters.

No. 23685

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A sonfu is a male character you think would make a good son and find endearing in a cute way. They inspire maternal affection, you're not supposed to want to fuck them. By contrast a husbando is a male character you think would make a good husband and sexual attraction is baked into the definition. Unfortunately there are pedanons, and the female equivalent (daughterus) are often sexualized or by the same people claiming a paternal affection, which mars the connotations of sonfu.

Anyway the earliest example I can come of with of a character designed and sold as a sonfu to the general Western public is Little Lord Fauntleroy (1880s). Women were so charmed by the character illustrations they dressed their boys up like him in these 'Buster suits'. It looks super silly to us now but they thought it was top cute then.

No. 23687

Little Lord Fauntleroy was mentioned in Germaine Greer's book beautiful boy

No. 23707

I wonder if Germaine Greer anon is the same one who wants to fuck her nephew. Or the one who likes teen boys' "eager young cocks.

No. 23714

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Greer-anon posted in the kinkshaming thread also so likely just an obsessed baiter.

This design looks weird and cute, I wanna watch the show now.

This is my son/dog Shiro.

No. 23719

this shit is literally what lolicons say.

No. 23720

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my dumbass yugioh playing daughter

No. 23726

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Voltron was a shitfest (especially the fandom).

But, I'll never forget the mistreatment of Lance's character. The moment he showcased vulnerability and insecurities he made me want to protect him. He had so much potential to be great sigh

It's too bad the writers only cared about writing Keith fanfiction, and basically fucked up every single character arc.

No. 23760

Mutsumi is precious, but I would consider him more as a husbando than a son. He is pretty much the best boy!!!

Good taste anons!! They are precious boys!

No. 23795

this movie freaked me out.

No. 23821

you're kinda right, but i'm 10 years his senior so i only got the protective feels :')

spoiler related to the manga as i was googling the name of the anime for that other anon i found out he gets maried to serinuma and they even have kids. yaaay for best boy!

No. 23915

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Are we not allowed to enjoy any shows with kid characters or want them to grow up well?

My petfu is Ammy from Okami

No. 23950

>Are we not allowed to enjoy any shows with kid characters or want them to grow up well?
so you marry them when their grown up

No. 23974

this shit is fucking creep. and daughteru is a lolicon thing. people who use that are trying to toe the line and make their obsessions seem pure. all of you are fucking disgusting.

No. 23982

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My sword son. I also love Hotarumaru, Imanotsurugi, and Sayo.

Can you stop derailing?

No. 23985

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Imano is my precious anime son too. I want to protect him against pedos who want to sexualize him. Came across some disturbing fan works while looking at general TR fan art the other day - just why.

No. 23997

File: 1554504944456.jpg (8.73 KB, 189x267, goodestboy.jpg)

Precious Alphonse. I hope I have a son as kind and wise one day.

No. 24003

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You're really reaching anon, that's gross.

Really cute dog, what's this from?

A vote for Haru from My Neighbor is a Cat, top-tier catfu. Haru and her owner are so cute together. I ship them so hard, friendship.

No. 24012

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nta but its shiro from hoozuki no reitetsu

No. 24016

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All the Stark kids, especially the girls.


No. 24034

eren is a certified piece of shit. and i love him.

No. 24038

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He's the reason FF9 is my favorite Final Fantasy.

Don't even talk to me about the ending though. ;_; I'm still not over it, even though I knew it was coming.

No. 24042

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With a past like that, Hozuuki himself probably needs an adoptive mom too.

No. 24119

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all of them

they deserve a break

No. 24237

File: 1554590153777.png (1.27 MB, 1920x1090, Goodbye_Moonmen.png)

It kills me that rick's influence has turned him into an asshole like beth. i also hate that I this stupid comedy cartoon makes me feel emotional sometimes

No. 24353

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Peter Pan! Used to have a crush on him as a little kid but now he's my ultimate sonfu

No. 24367

I had crush on him too, but then I read the book and I know now that he's absolute bitch. Still looks cute tho

No. 24377

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Someone posted a meanspirited meme about Stuart Little in /ot/ and I just have to defend him. He's a great sonfu, and very kindhearted.

No. 24421

i agree with the meme. cease rodent!

No. 24434

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More Dipper solidarity because he got shit on so much in the show and through fangirls wanting him to fuck a triangle.

No. 24439

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No. 24471

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This was the meme btw

No. 24491

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They both go through so much and have such a genuine friendship. I also like how they’re actually written like kids

No. 24494

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those were dark times anon. he def deserved better

No. 24502

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Would listen to his petty tantrums all the time/10

No. 24513

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asymmetry is for shitheads

No. 24517

Leave. My. Sonfu. ALONE!

No. 24540

the amount of porn their is of Marco makes me sick

No. 24551

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Why hasn't anyone mentioned Bobby Hill yet?

No. 24566

oh my god ♥ maybe because i identify with him even tho i'm old

No. 24576

wow continuations of having the worst sonfu on this thread

No. 24577

good thing they died together. As it should be.

No. 24578

I was recently rewatching that episode where Bobby is trying to get back together with Connie. It gave me some of the strongest feelings of secondhand embarrassment I’ve felt in any form of media. I definitely could relate to him in that episode.

No. 24579

I WAS WAITING FOR MY BABY BOY TO BE LISTED. I'll protect the broccoli boy with my life.

No. 24598

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I love my burger son.

No. 24615

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>inb4 I get clowned for hetaliaposting

No. 24620

obv not everything. mostly the overall "its 8am and the boy already aint right" sentiment

No. 24659

when you cant relate because you only want to BANG a hot 2d husbando

No. 24673

come now, anon the freaks ITT want to bang them too obviously.

No. 24676

anon nobody here wants to bang Bobby Hill

No. 24677

I understand being wary of creeps that do look at minors the complete sick fuck way (esp men bc they don't actually have strong instincts towards children the way women do) but some anons trying to derail straight up sound like Onision levels of cope. I NEVER RELATE TO OR LIKE FICTIONAL CHILDREN BC UHH THATS SO WEIRD IM NOT A PEDO EW CHILDREN!!!

I'm sure there are pedos amongst us but to accuse every anon who has a fictional character they feel maternal affection towards is insanity.

No. 24681

there really aren't that many creepy posts imo

No. 24817

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Thanks for reminding me who one of my first husbando crushes was, Furuba reboot!

No. 24829

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not really maternal in this case, just generally protective I guess. 10/10 would have been Petey's buddy in high school and stood up for him when he got bullied.

No. 24831

the type of people who use this site don't have """maternal""" instincts for random cartoon characters. this shit sounds like some insane male brain vs female brain bullshit. you guys are all pedos.(derailing)

No. 24869

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Is anon done sperging yet? I would like to post my daughter and her boyfriend.

No. 24909

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My fucking son right there anon, would give him lots of headpats

Also his servant's past version, they're both such good boys that deserve all the good things in the world

No. 25005

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i love my kickass, roller blading, dj activist frog son.

No. 25083

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Love them. I don’t even have a sibling but I cry every time I watch this. Their journey is so heartwarming.

No. 25294

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If this was my child I would probably beat the shit out of him but I would still protect him with all my might.

No. 25310

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For me, it's Yukine

No. 25333

File: 1555074730906.png (254.59 KB, 539x358, Honey.png)

OG baby boy I'd risk my fucking life for

No. 25344

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No. 25345

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I have many children

No. 25346

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Koji Koda

No. 25350

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I want my daughter to fuck shit up and drive me mad and love and protect her regardless

No. 25356

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I want to take my son to therapy because damn, he needs it after all the shit he went through in Hyrule and Termina

No. 25377

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Almost everyone in Nichijou but especially Nano and Hakase

No. 25720

You know what a son is, right?

No. 25916

Gee I don't know, why don't you ask all the other anons who posted female characters as well

No. 26284

File: 1555429715900.png (144.76 KB, 247x537, SalcarriesGuitar.png)

binged available episodes. such a nice boy who knows his please and thank yous and is always ready to lend an ear

No. 26286

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he's just a little baby

No. 26287

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sorry but he just deserves the world

No. 26399

>such a nice boy who knows his please and thank yous and is always ready to lend a dick
fixed that for you

No. 26813

File: 1555655625686.jpg (68.65 KB, 675x675, kenjirouminami.jpg)

This ketchup-dipped li'l nugget here. He's so sweet and infectiously positive. Just a really charming character. I'm a cynical , jaded bitch of a woman and its nice to see optimistic characters like this.

I don't like the tooth detail though, the best image I could find without the toof and he looks sad.

No. 26826

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Pretty forgettable series but literally the cutest babby in anime ever, there needs to be more series about infants instead of children for max cute.

No. 27656

File: 1555932885825.gif (1.11 MB, 540x303, 1528481059_Udon no Kuni no Kin…)

This anime was so fucking wholesome and I wish I had a son as cute as he is. I would spoil him rotten.

No. 27751

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God they deserve everything. Especially Damien and Jason. Damian may be a murderous little shit, but I still love him. Jason just needs some god damn love. Poor Tim, always forgotten, then Dick is just perfect, no flaws. I wish they were my kids smh

No. 28346

Underrated sonfu

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