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No. 244746
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starting off the thread with my crush tuomas.. this is an older picture but I think he has aged quite well, I'm also impressed he's not balding yet but I have to admit I prefer him without the eyeliner, he looks too much like jack sparrow with it
No. 244748
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young Quorthon
No. 244756
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How did he manage to age like literal dog shit? I thought prisons in Norway were lax.
No. 244792
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Tim Lambesis from As I Lay Dying. He's a fucking pyscho who tried to murder his ex-wife which I was shocked and disgusted to hear about. But after serving his time in jail, he seems to be remorseful and it's hard to know whether he's truly changed or not. That all said, I can't deny that he's really hot in my opinion lol.
I think Metalhead men can be so hot with their long hair which is so rare to see guys have but I tend to be more into muscled guys and it's why I can't fully get into the usual Metalhead guy aside from appreciating their hair and their face.
No. 244794
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>>244792I'll also throw in Peter Steele from Type O Negative (RIP). He was so sexy lol.
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>>244794im not really into metalheads, dont typically enjoy this look, but holy shit he is perfection.
>6'8">strong masculine features>very muscular but not roidy-looking>hair is well-keptgah damn
No. 245566
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Young Zakk Wylde
No. 253590
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This is technically metalcore so tell me if it's not okay to post attractive metalcore dudes but since this thread is pretty slow anyways..
Harald from Imminence
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No. 292616
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Don't be cowards let's bump this shit
No. 292617
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She's even prettier now that she's older imo
No. 292630
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Phil Anselmo when he was younger.
>>244756He was cute as a very young man but all that crazy started to show and age him on the outside too. Too bad he was and is still a retard.
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Vreth from Finntroll
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>>292631Every Finn named Mathias is beautiful.
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No. 292657
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Hoest has such a butterface the corpse paint is an improvement for once
No. 292730
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>>292691That's kind of cute, and I agree. It hides their worst features kek
No. 293160
>>292649I thought this was Joel for a sec
There aren't any pics of him that clearly though
No. 298556
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Two of my shameful fetishes intertwined on this day when I realized Fenriz has catscratch scars all over his arms, guess I never bothered to look at him for very long kek. They didn't really tour so it's not like he was a stage cutter, weird
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>>298556Anyways here's a nicer pic where his face is not so offensively ugly
No. 298559
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Kim Carlsson for old time's sake
No. 298560
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If Dave nonna is still around this one's for you
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>>298768It's a good pic, I wanna be in that room and watch the shenanigans.
>>298767Thanks for contributing nona, he's cute.
Ever since that Toilet ov Hell shitpost article where they ranked the hottest metal dudes I wanted to do a (semi) serious tier maker for anons to fill out, but do enough people even visit this thread to make it worthwhile?
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>>332938>>299070Young Dave is a certified cutie, but I prefer him in around his thirties. He must have been infuriating yet fun to be around.
No. 419008
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bumping this thread with my autism
>be me
>watching old videos of dave mustaine because he was hot
>get sad
>yes it's stupid
>get sucked into the metallica/megadeth rabbit hole of old interviews
>realize kirk is the biggest cinnamon roll ever
>now double sad, will never get to make love to young kirk or young dave
why am I this mentally ill lol. anyways I'm gonna write a fanfic about me being a groupie in the 90's and they both fall in love with me and it's a love triangle
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bonus pic
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>>419008Kirk was the cutest of the early metallica days. When I was younger, I was the usual James fan, but now I know the truth kek I remember reading a reddit post of someone claiming his mom was besties with a former GF of his, there were a bunch of pictures of them and only nice things from him were said. also from interviews he seems to be very cool, and now as a senior citzen he looks the healthiest. While lars was the ugliest, personality and looks kek
No. 419353
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>>419045I used to be a kirk fan because I liked his personality, humor and interest in all sorts of weeb and horror things but now I can't look past the fact that he is besties with johnny depp.
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Courtney from Spiritbox is so cute and adorable
No. 419803
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Obligatory Bill since they're back in the US.
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No. 426466
>>419045I'm just now starting to get into Metallica tbh. I made fun of them for a long time and said they were overrated. Idk why exactly I got into them recently and started to really appreciate their music. I get hyperfixated on things so guess what my hyperfixation is right now, watching old performances and interviews of Metallica and learning about their history. Kirk seems like such a sweet guy like you said. The only weird thing I've seen about him is that interview where he essentially said Courtney Love should be disemboweled and talked shit about Dave. He was clearly drunk AF though and to be fair Courtney Love has beef with basically everyone. He definitely aged the best like you said, it probably helps that he's mixed. I could swear I read somewhere he was part Hawaiian but he's not lmao I don't know where I read that, he's filipino.
I started kind of crushing on James too but in the old interviews he seems lowkey scary, I'm not sure what to make of him. Sometimes he seems like a chill dude, other times he seems like he'd punch you if you looked at him sideways. Now he practically looks indistinguishable from any mechanic dad in my city. Also pretty sad to see he got divorced from his wife of 20 something years. He is an amazing vocalist and guitarist though, I'm impressed at how well he plays guitar while singing, those performances from the late 80's of him singing Master of Puppets he's a total beast and was so sexy with long blonde hair.
I'm glad to know my instincts were right about Lars kek, I don't know anything concrete about him being a bad person but there's just something so dislikable about him. But the videos of him and Kirk acting gay as fuck with each other makes me feel some type of way (turned on). What would I not give to fuck young Kirk, James or Dave. Or even modern day Kirk, yes it's that bad lol.
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All this talk about tallica made me want to confess that I have this whole fantasy of being 19-22 year old James's girlfriend and getting it on with him and Cliff. James was so shy and awkward when he was young but he tried to act all confident around Cliff, it's so cute. You can see it at Day on the Green and Metro '83, he's always wandering to Cliff's side of the stage like he needs the moral support. That energy in the bedroom would be insane.
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The droopy puppy dog eyes and big smile combo is too much for my heart and vagina to handle.
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No. 428464
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>>428435that's really hot anon, I would be lying if I said I didn't have similar fantasies myself lol although not about clif because I feel weird sexualizing him since he died such a tragic death. he was beautiful though
>>428436forreal. my fav james is from the 90s when he had a beard and still had long hair. I think baby james is cute too though. here's another pic I found from that era
No. 428626
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>>428464Ayrt and understandable, 90 James is pretty hot especially when he started working out, those broad shoulders made his long legs look even sexier. 10/10 would hatefuck. Thanks for the cute pic, can't get enough of his stupid horseface and sunbleached beach bum hair. The juxtaposition of Cliff being super pale and James being super tan definitely does it for me too.
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>>428626Yes, hatefuck sounds like an accurate description of what I would do to 90s James and what he'd be best for lol. Kirk is still my #1 though, I'd make sweet love to him and do so many naughty things. Would kill to be a groupie in the 90s, it must have been absolutely wild. Imagine the stories those women must have
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No. 430201
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found some old photos with cliff in them
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No. 430203
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this one's for davechan if she's still here
No. 430204
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No. 430205
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pinterest is a treasure trove of old rare photos and really unhinged memes
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James Labrie kinda looked like Fabio when he was younger
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No. 432421
>>430404No idea, nonna, sorry.
>>432399>FabioFor a sec I thought you mean Lione, kek.
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>>432421Kek I didn't even think of that, funny coincidence. Speaking of which I just realized Fabio Lione kind of looks like Weird Al
No. 441668
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A surprise month of Hellmas is now in effect. For the rest of the month of December, VPN posting will be banned.