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This is the thread for me. Do you know how many pics I have of dead drummers of 70/80s rock bands and nowhere to post?
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Pinterest started suggesting me countless pics of cars and bikes all because of this guy
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When will men wearing crop tops and ridiculous big curly hair come back?
No. 332746
>>332738I’m glad
nonnie! It always annoyed me that there was never any classic rock threads as I know there’s a lot of us fans here who like to collect 50 year old pictures of men who are most likely dead or a walking corpse kek
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>>332740Too right, when will men start dressing slutty again without they/themming?? Hilarious how ppl think the world is progressive now when the most masculine of men dressed like this 40 years ago and didn’t give a fuck
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>>332747Right? I guess that's why some of these old men can see through trans nonsense, you don't really have much freedom to express yourself nowadays without having to change everything, you have to fit either way. Androgyny was so big back then and now it comes "back" (mostly online I guess?) but not as men rocking their long hair and wearing makeup and whatever or women getting short hair and wearing suits, nah, they have to go they/them because they are "challenging" the gender roles the trans nonsense itself enforces, all while still enforcing it, talk about being dumb..
I really wish I could see more Annie Lennox's out there without them going "non-woman" and the men stop being openly degens (not that they weren't degens back then but at least we didn't have to pretend it was progressive or else your life is over)
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Also seeing Slash here reminds me of that excerpt of Paul Stanley's book where he goes all pissy on Slash because he had the gall to call him asking for these sweet free guitars Paul promised him, all cause Slash called him a fag kek
Dude, everyone back then thought that, even your fucking bandmates. And you were marketed as a bisexual manwhore. He is so fucking insecure.
Maybe later I'll make a big post on him cus Paul is such a cow (the entire original band is). To this day he probably cringes at the memory of the soup Vinny Vincent ruined. And he is also known to dox people who don't agree with him on twitter. Dude is like 70 year old and picking fights online and insulting Peter at every chance he gets kek washed up rockstars are the best cows
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>chronic pantstuffer>in a literal dick measuring contest with Peter and Ace, got the tinniest dick>ex fatty>had to get very sick to lose weight>very critical of other peoples weight>very critical of other peoples anything really>use back trackings and lip syncs>was very critical of other artists doing the same back in the day>had the then 17 years old Slash auditioning for the band>rejected him because something something "I was already 30 years old and that's a kid" something something>got instead Vinny Vincent >was warned that Vinny was hard to work with and kinda scummy>got him anyway>compared Vinny Vincent to E.T. (kek)>insecure as fuck>hairline receeding bad at 30>afraid of getting old, got lots of bad platic surgery early on>hates when someone other than him or Gene gets all the attention>gifted the then second drummer Eric Carr a car that was known to break every now and then>didn't want to be the asshole boss that fire the sick dude (Eric Carr) from the band >instead tried to convince him to resign with the excuse Eric needed some time to rest and recover from his illness (heart cancer)>said Eric Carr was insecure about his place in the band knowing very well he wasn't considered nor had the privileges of a full member>tried to paint it as if Eric wanted to be Peter Criss>didn't want Eric Carr playing on his solo tour even though he begged to>instead got current Catman Eric Singer to do it>thought it was crazy Carr would rather speak to fans than be around models and other celebs>thought it was crazier when Carr said Singer would replace him>tried to paint Carr as paranoid and possibly an addict in his book>no proof of it whatsoever>got annoyed that Eric Carr got distant "suddenly" after years of treating him like shit>supposedly cut Eric Carr's health insurance at some point during his cancer treatment>surprised when Eric's family were hostile to him and Gene during Eric's funeral>described said funeral on his book in a very insensitive and overly detailed way>accused Peter and Ace of being anti semite because they dressed up as nazis in a party>forgot to mention he also dressed up as a nazi at said party and you can actually find pics of it online>80% of his book is shittalking his bandmates and crying about being deaf>20% is about how everything that went wrong was other peoples fault>too retarded to oppose Gene's idea of making a movie or recognize they are not good actors>legit thought a movie produced by Hanna-Barbera would be anything but funnyThere is more I'm sure I'm forgetting.
>>332794He was really cute before he fucked up his face with all the car crashes and drugs. Gene is a fucking weirdo, I really hate the dude.
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>>332809Samefag but Ace was so fucking gorgeous ughhhhh…… his face was built for makeup he suited it so fucking well
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>trademarked the money bag with dollar sign on it
>tried to trademark the devil's horns
>even though what he did could be called the spiderman or the "I love you" sign of ASL
>claimed he invented the devil's horns
>Dio was doing it before Gene, though neither of them invented it
>tried to trademark anything really
>manwhore
>had a collection of polaroids of the girls he slept with
>showed them to his then girlfriend Cher
>she thought it was weird as fuck
>don't drink nor do drugs
>harshly judges others for doing it
>counts the girls he sleeps with
>probably inflated the count
>momma's boy
>loads of daddy issues
>addicted to sugar
>was a double chin fatty when he met Paul
>used to be a teacher
>legit thinks he's a businessman
>invested in a football team
>knows dogshit about football
>thinks he is the smartest because he speaks [insert here number of] languages and went to college
>told Peter he is a ignorant loser who didn't finish school
>probably thinks he is God's last gift to humanity because his mama told him so
>started dating Cher's friend Diana Ross after him and Cher broke up
>wanted to be an actor
>no talent to show though
>can't remember the lyrics of most of the songs Paul sings
>when he has to sing said songs he fucks up or makes up unintelligible stuff
>messed up a song as simple as Love Gun
>would spit on the floor in hotel rooms because the kerosene for his firebreathing fucked his throat
>got pubic lice
>spread it to the other original band members
>doesn't shower
>overall bad hygiene
>spread STDs
>accused Ace and Peter of being anti semite over the nazi costumes
>conveniently ignores Paul also dressed up as a Nazi
>got accused by Ace of being homophobic and hating the mentally ill and poor
>didn't like Alex Lifeson's "The Bag"
>got upset when Tom Snyder basically ignored him and Paul in favor of interviewing Ace
>just really creepy when it comes to women
I totally think this dude might've slept with minors back then, it wouldn't be a surprise if a story ever comes up.
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Now to break the KISS sperg a bit, here, the manlet Ronnie James Dio
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>>332840It was a great voice. Why can't male nerds these days just dress up and make music about evil wizards and demons and actually develop skills instead of wasting oxygen by playing videogames all day long.
>>332807Also adding something I just remembered
>dated Donna Dixon >Donna told him she needed space>expects them to get back together soon>finds out she married Dan Aykroyd in secret kekk No. 332865
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>>332839Hard to choose, but I go back and forth between the White Album and abbey road
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Just one more cus I'll be very busy next week and unable to post
>the oldest of them
>hair prematurely white
>was already married when he got in KISS
>school dropout
>quite dumb
>mixes up expressions constantly in interviews:
>said the band treated him like a "second hand citzen"
>meant second class citzen
>said KISS had lost the "double edged sword" at some point in their career
>probably meant it lost the edge
>"I have a 9 inch dick" was the first thing he told Paul and Gene when they first met
>racist
>would mock the (asian?) waiter for his race and speech
>according to Paul "dressed really cool"
>really, it sounds like Paul was infatuated, didn't even want to see how good he was at playing, he simply was in
>despite what Paul says nowadays, was really close to Peter
>frequently phoned Paul
>went on vacations together
>would room together
>probably the only clean and organized member besides Paul
>thought Ace was asian when they first met
>said he wanted to be a real life gangster on Tom Snyder
>talked back at Gene after Gene tried to correct said statement
>"so you can be a bat but I can't be a gangster?"
>snorted loads of cocaine
>would just trash things when high
>was high as fuck while filming KISS Meets The Pantom of The Park
>coudn't pronounce "talisman" correctly
>Paul and Ace mocked him for it
>was overall so bad that he got dubbed by a professional voice actor
>which really made him the best actor of that movie
>wife supported his rockstar dreams
>cheated on her constantly
>was so dumb she found out a phone number of the girl he was seeing
>because he hid in their house
>the same house she cleans
>got a divorce and she took half of his money kek
>married a playboy playmate, didn't last
>asked a kid in a interview "do you like to be kissed?"
>repeated it when the kid went "excuse me"
>a silly KISS themed joke that probably sounded better in his head
>never knows when to keep his mouth shut
>got his dick sucked by Ace during a threesome
>would go "I quit" everytime he didn't get his way
>was voted out by the other three and fired
>lied he could "read sheet music" when on a trial to stay in the band
>of course everyone knew it was a lie
>didn't had any progress, probably didn't even practiced
>knew he was fucking up his last chance
>proceeded at it
>was out after filming Shandi
>didn't even play
>nasty temper, would get angry for no reason
>probably exacerbated by all the drugs in his system
>had to relearn his drum parts for the reunion
>got pissy when his mic cut a bit even though no one but the band really cared or noticed
>that was documented in a vid by Tommy Thayer, you can probably find it on youtube
>smashed a mirror with his hands when he got too angry
>probably very high during the mirror smashing episode
>would throw his sticks at Paul for being in front of him during a concert
>attempted suicide
>gun nut
>had breast cancer
>probably didn't wrote half of Beth
>throwed and smashed his drum kit by the end of the reunion tour
>reason: was angry Ace got more money than him
>difference was 5k per concert (if I remember correctly)
>was still making way more money than he did on his solo career
>probably snorted it all away
>still got his 25% cut for a while after getting fired
>sold the rights of his makeup/character to Paul and Gene
>obviously regrets it
>solo career was basically him playing to small crowds in bars
>had a tour with Ace at some point too
>is sober now (possibly)
>on his third wife
No. 332915
>>332839Honestly every album from Rubber Soul onward is a strong contender for best album except Let It Be. imo Abbey Road has the highest highs (the medley) and Pepper is my favourite to listen to as a whole.
How are we feeling about Now and Then? I really like the song, the MV is ridiculous but I'm sentimental about them and it works for me.
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>>332889Actually crying about him thinking Ace was asian kekkkkkkkkk no I would’ve probably thought the same I don’t blame him
No. 333482
>>332889>probably didn't write BethI'd take this with an assload of salt considering Gene Simmons spends a whole chapter of his book malding and seething that he didn't write the band's most successful song and it's Gene who said Peter didn't write it. If you read his book he blatantly hated both Peter and Ace and liked Paul because Paul was a doormat.
100% he's a retarded addict but I could see him having written Beth and Gene just being assmad.
>>332830He claims he slept with over 1000 women, he definitely slept with minors.
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Any t rex fags here? God I miss marc so much it’s actually insane he’s literally like my jesus
No. 333515
>>333510Yes, all types of rock from 50s-early 90s
>>333509Marc was so loved in japan! He had the best style ever. He is one of my favourite people ever and I miss him so dearly.
Nonnie if I’m going to recommend you a song I’d say listen to Blessed Wild Apple Girl, it’s very cute
No. 333518
>>333510Also
nonnie if you’re into prog I’ll have you know Roger Waters is one of my all time fav cows, I love him so much
No. 333658
>>333482>Gene malding and seething over BethOh yeah, Paul also does in his book but then again a portion of his life is dedicated to shitting on Peter kek
I heard Beth was cowritten by a friend of Peter, so my impression was that he just throwed some ideas here and there and the other dude did most of the work writting it. And Paul & Gene just got jealous over the attention Peter got having the stage all for himself AND singing a great song, all while knowing Peter didn't do much. Like they think he wasn't deserving of the success the song got.
When Paul talks about Ace, he just gives me the same impression, like he thinks Ace also didn't deserve the fans nor recognition because he was throwing everything away with his dangerous behavior and addiction, and that he and Gene are more deserving.
Also I just reread my posts and noticed I wrote Vinnie's name wrong kek let's forget about that
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>>332931Had to hunt down this gif just for you
nonnie No. 334641
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>actually named Paul
>"Ace" as nickname because he was supposedly very good at getting girls
>says he is an alien from a planet called Jendell
>drunkard humor
>stole the show at Tom Snyder
>was drunk during it and who knows what else
>snorted cocaine as much as Peter
>did it during the filming of KISS Meets The Phantom of The Park
>knew that movie was a bad idea
>would say only nonsense or "ack" to the movie writers
>got angry when realized that was all his character would say in the movie
>knew The Elder was a worse idea
>would find weird excuses to make out with other men:
>"girls think it's hot"
>kissed Eric Carr to "help" him to get rid of a guy who was coming onto him
>"let's make out so he thinks we're together"
>it backfired because the guy was into it
>collects nazi memorabilia
>would make weird homevids dressed up as a nazi and joke and be edgy about it
>got in the band last
>so anxious for that audition didn't realize his shoes didn't match
>started playing over the interview with another candidate
>Gene or Paul had to tell him to shut it and wait his turn
>very skinny but would randomly get fat and then skinny again
>probably drug related
>would fap at random not necessarily in the privacy of his room
>wouldn't carry equipment
>too anxious and self conscious to sing
>but did sing later on
>let the success of his solo album get over his head
>solo career as successful as Peter's
>took him only 10 years to release his second album
>drug fuelled paranoia that Gene & Paul would kill and replace him
>obviously regrets selling the rights of his makeup/character to Gene & Paul
>liked "The Bag" so much it is mentioned in his book
>probably one of the few things he actually remembers
>memory too fucked up thanks to years of drug abuse
>passed out in a bath and almost died by drowning
>too many car accidents to count
>each of them more stupid than the other
>somehow still alive
>supposedly sober now (press X to doubt)
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Won't let this thread die, come back nonnies
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>>338468Hi
nonny creator of the thread been busy recently with school. Anyway one of my fav images
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Also a lovely image to brighten your day
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>>338503Real nice nonna
>>338474There is also the 80s music thread no one remembers anymore kek I enjoyed reading the long posts about their faves
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At this point I am talking to myself so might as well use this thread to dump all my favorite dead men pics.
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This guy really made me want to learn drums. One day I'll get a room big enough to fit a drum kit, then no one will stop me.
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Can't forget him.
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Nice ass. Rip.
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Ok they're not dead yet but I like this pic for whatever Peter is wearing.
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Which one would u bang. Both isn’t an option btw
No. 354436
>>344852>Yes shirtBased
>>354378Holy shit Roger Waters looks so fucked up there. How inbred is he? I guess the guy on the left, then.
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>>354436Ummmm anon don’t be mean about my beautiful horseboy. If u saw how his mum looked it would make sense
>>354437Correct answer. The videos of him doing his high pitched screaming turn me on
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Come on guys where are your dead men
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Does Ministry count as ‘classic rock’ nowadays?
I wonder if Uncle Al ever had multiple musical orgasms during his industrial metal phase compared to his new wave/post-punk era shown in vidrel/picrel? Dude was dancing his ass off to those songs and making o faces but sure, he was totally miserable and hated performing this music.
https://youtu.be/ACmrUmTgN00?feature=sharedman, he used to be so hot back in the day. Also, I like new wave Ministry better No. 394199
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>>394170Al Jourgensen - once a promising pop star to “metal god”, or so he and his fans claim…
>was originally in a new wave band called Special Affects >once a dapper Latin lover>once had a clear, beautiful sounding voice >once could dance and get the crowd going >once intelligent and witty >sung with a British accent despite being Cuban-American >made catchy synth pop/post-punk music >politics and social commentary were always in his music regardless of genre but they weren’t retarded takes, see Same Old Madness, America, Le Stupide and Over The Shoulder >now ugly because hard drugs and body mutilation>hard drugs irreversibly friend his brain>ugly distorted vocals with the use of electronics>ugly music about stupid shit like being a junkie or muh ebil Bush/Trump/antifa good guys>hates his early work because “the record label made me do it” >once claimed his early work was supposed to be industrial metal but With Sympathy happened >is contradicted by other band members including his ex-wife stating the changes to his songs weren’t that bad and he was happy to go along with it in order to get his foot in the door >most of his autobiography is probably bullshit>conspiracy theorist>was buddies with Alex Jones >claims Arista Records forced him to cut his hair and become a “pretty boy” in a recent yahoo interview despite already having short hair, same wardrobe and making pop music before getting signed >just stands there and mime lyrics during live shows>Cruel World concert from last month was cringe, he just walked around while doing as stated above >plans to ruin-I mean’remaster’ his earlier music with guitars and computerized vocals >plans to make another ‘last record’ about muh ebil right>”I’m totally retiring this time, guys!”Moral of the story: “never trust a junkie.”
I wish they’d stuck with the new wave thing. From watching his interviews and live performances during this era, Al seemed very intelligent, professional and possibly a perfectionist when it came to his line of work.
I understand that record labels do charge their artists’ image and tone down their music (see Lady Gaga) and Uncle Al did acknowledge in a 1983 recorded interview (see link) that With Sympathy was somewhat “diluted” but was still very proud of making the record, his only gripes were getting band members and touring. He also defends the fake British accent kek.
https://youtu.be/E_6PR_bNu1k?feature=sharedI liked some of their Twitch songs through and Flashback from TLORAH though.
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>>394199I loved his fake Brit accent and it was beautiful when he still had it. Everything after 1989 is not worth listening to. I think that since he started attracting heavier music fans he felt that he needed to look edgy as possible so that nobody would think he was a poser for the first Ministry album, which is still their best. He is constantly trying to prove himself by rewriting Ministry’s history. He looks like picrel.
No. 394413
>>394320It’s such a shame that man ruined his beautiful face and his accent was quite charming. He threw his original sound under the bus for that trve kvlt metal cred and for what? Not even his hardcore fans believe he was held at gunpoint to create that album.
Honestly, I would’ve been cool with the 1988-present records had clean melodic singing with the industrial metal sound and would probably be into it myself. Don’t get me wrong, I like heavy metal, just not his and only a few songs from Psalm 69 and Filth Pig.
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Can’t have a boomer rock thread without the Dave’s. Besides Uncle Al and possibly Metallica, they’re the biggest lolcows in metal history!
Big Dave:
>joined Metallica for a year, claimed to have written most of their earlier songs
>beat James Hetfield’s ass for kicking his dog after said dog was scratching og bassist Ron McGovney’s car
>electrocuted Ron by pouring beer in his amp
>chimped out at Lars, Cliff and James while on the long road to New York to record their debut album
>sleeps with Kirk Hammett’s gf “how do I taste, Kirk?”
>James, Lars and Cliff had enough and start the process to replace him behind his back
>gets his ass sent back to Cali via Greyhound and is replaced by Kirk
>finds the word “megadeath” on a pamphlet while on the bus
>starts unsuccessful bands
>meets a young David Ellefson who asks for help buying beer because he’s underage
>takes a then-innocent and naive Junior under his wing and starts Megadeth
>is introduced to heroin by new band members Gar Samuelson (drums) and Chris Poland (lead guitar)
>gets Dave Jr. hooked on smack/other drugs
>Gar and Chris sell the band’s instruments and are btfo’ed
>kicked out Jeff Young after accusing him of having an affair with Diana (then-gf)
>kicked out Chuck Behler because why not?
>>most of his songs center around Diana and became hits, even after he was married to another chick (Pam)
>tried to sell out by writing ‘hit’ albums to catch up with Metallica
>continues doing hard drugs on and off during the 80’s and 90’s
>went to rehab 15 times and was sober by 1997
>kicked out Nick Menza because he didn’t want to help pay for his medical bills but will lie and say Nick lied about having cancer
>threaten Nick with taking his royalty checks via extortion
>replaces Marty’s solo on Breadline
>blames Marty Friedman and their management for Risk despite the album being his idea
>gets Heather Keckler - a fan/forum member turned mistress to do voice overs on two songs on The World Needs A Hero
>cried like a bitch about being fired from Metallica in Some Kind of Monster
>relapses and goes to rehab
>permanently damages his guitar-playing arm and disbands Megadeth
>finds Jesus
>makes crappy remastered versions of his albums for copyright reasons
>gets sued by Junior after restarting Megadeth
>almost leaves his wife and two kids for his mistress
>most albums after 2004 are either okay or mediocre
>conspiracy theorist
>is bffs with Alex Jones
>once was active on social media, good times!
>made lulzy livestreams via Periscope, one of them involved firing and cussing out his guitar tech
>rewrites history, denies David was a co-founder
>makes Nick’s death about him in interviews
>he and Junior lie about Nick’s lack of contributions in Megadeth
>lies about holding a Nick Menza benefit concert
>something about refusing the release of No Life Til Leather in modern formats because “muh contributions”
>plays The Conjuring again
>gets cancer
>wrote a bio on Rust in Peace, gets pissy at other band members’ testimonials and contributions
>fires Junior for being a sick fuck and tarnishing the brand name
>pretends Junior no longer exists
>reiterates Junior was not a founding member “he wasn’t with me when I rode the bus alone”
>”I wanna, I wanna wanna be astronaut”
>is rumored to be a sick fuck himself, often taking minors and barely legal women inside his tour bus during shows
>over 9,000 ex-members
>stingy with songwriting credits and royalties
>still bitches about Metallica 40 years later
Lil Dave:
>small town Minnesota kid meets badass angry redhead
>Megadeth co-founder whether Big Daddy Dave likes it or not
>becomes Dave’s bitch
>is introduced to all kinds of drugs via Dave, becoming an addict himself
>becomes Dave’s partner in crime in the world of hedonistic rock star debauchery
>accidentally goes to rehab and gets clean in Dave’s place
>rumored sex addict
>finds Jesus
>cheats on his wife while on tour (this was talked about in the rock star thread)
>sues Dave for unpaid royalties or whatever
>Dave countersues, Junior lost
>plays in no name bands
>did a stint in Uncle Al’s other band, The Revolting Cocks
>is forgiven and returns to the band
>becomes Dave’s bitch again
>becomes pastor
>is wishy-washy with other band members, depending on who Dave approves to associate with or not
>Chris Broderick and Shawn Drover tried to get him to leave with them
>battered wife syndrome
>Stockholm syndrome
>hasn’t released the Nick Menza documentary as of yet
>dm’s minors and jailbaits on social media
>is literally caught on camera with his pants down
>gets fired
>sues video leaker, fails
>claims Dave was abusive towards him
>”please Dave, take me back!”
>”Dave, I miss you!”
>plays in shitty bands again
>no more leaked footage yet as of current year
No. 395417
>>395411This will always be funny, and sad…
“What, no warning? No second chance?”
No. 395669
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Any interesting milk on this fucker? Other than beating his women, covering a Charles Manson song and justifying singing the gamer word while Slash looks the other way? Oh and sleeping with Lana Del Rey
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Idk why this hits me so hard, but Alex Van Halen is unlikely to perform ever again, largely due to the death of his brother. He literally never performed with anyone else, and he auctioned off all of his drums and equipment last month. I never fully comprehended how close they were until I read about all this, and it's making me a little misty-eyed. Usually when siblings are in bands together, their relationship deteriorates at some point, but these guys were apparently best friends their entire lives (which is impressive given that Eddie burned bridges with practically everyone else in the band.) My own brother and I connected a lot over Van Halen, reading all of this makes me want to call him and ask him how he's doing. Fucking female socialization making me all emotional over moids ugh.
No. 396977
>>395669Christ, it would be easier to list the things about him that
aren't cow behavior. He's notoriously a giant prick (and not in the fun David Lee Roth way) and for a while he ran a version of Guns n Roses where he was the only actual original member. He was basically male Madonna in that he was a diva who would start shows late or walk off stage in the middle of sets. He sucked to have to work with, and the other guys only started putting up with him again because there's money to be made touring as the actual Guns n Roses.
>sleeping with Lana Del ReyWhat? I've never heard about this before. That's low even for her. I could see wanting to sleep with Axl back in 1986 when he was young and cute, but not now that he's diseased and old.
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He is so coquettish with his wittle starved-boy aesthetic on Yes' first trip to Japan and how he said he "staaahrved" (he pronounced it so dramatically) because he "doesnt like raw fish" then he makes a face of gay disgust and the way he nibbles bread and the little cakes his wife makes because they both took vegetarian cooking classes which apparently is all bread