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UFC / MMA thread Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 04:35:00 AM No. 486120

Discuss all things UFC/MMA here! Feel free to talk about what UFC cows are up to, recent PPVs and fight nights, TUF etc
Who is your favorite active fighter?
Who is your favorite fighter that is retired?
Who is in your top 3 GOAT list?
How did you get into MMA?
Do you find it hard to be in the fandom when its a huge majority conservative and moid?

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 04:40:54 AM No. 486124

I like this guy's videos. He does a good job of narrativizing popular fighters' careers. I really like this one he made and the one he made of GSP and Holloway. He has a good way of explaining things so normies can understand and also is still enjoyable for hardcore fans.

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 04:42:14 AM No. 486127

moid ass thread

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 04:44:07 AM No. 486129

Fucking leave, you aren’t welcome here

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 04:48:39 AM No. 486131

are any of these guys attractive?

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 04:48:55 AM No. 486132

4chinzfags please i am begging you to read site rules PLEASE(Baiting)

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 04:52:19 AM No. 486133

>>486127
>>486129
>>486132
genuine lesbiphobia and fujophobia [not unusual for the farm tho i guess kek]
>>486131
not really the ones that are would probably be considered unconventional lol too much scar tissue in their faces and wonky noses. some of them used to be hot and they start fighting and instantly hit the wall. some nice physiques tho(integrate)

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 05:32:15 AM No. 486145

Crop your hideous ass threadpic

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 05:47:37 AM No. 486146

>>486145
The shitty black bars are the least of that OP pic's problems.

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 05:55:48 AM No. 486147

>>486133
Retard doesn't know how to spoiler. Definitely a 4chan rapefugee.(Baiting)

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 05:56:43 AM No. 486148

>>486133
Uh…that threadpic is not lesbian coded at all kek. Very moid vibe

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 06:42:29 AM No. 486153

>>486127

You know there are plenty of women who like MMA, right?

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 07:23:18 AM No. 486167

>>486133
>fujophobia
kek

Anonymous ## Farmhand 04/23/25 (Wed) 07:42:31 AM No. 486174

The OP of this thread is not a 4chan refugee or a scrote, stop reporting the thread and hide it if you don't like the subject.

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 08:05:34 AM No. 486181

>>486133
>>486148
?? What do lesbians have to do with ugly men beating eachother up?

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 08:11:55 AM No. 486184

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>>486181
nta but female mma fighters exist too

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 08:41:47 AM No. 486190

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Fighting nonnies, what are the chances Conor McGregor will ever return to UFC? Seeing his retarded head get kicked in brings me immense joy

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 08:46:49 AM No. 486191

I want to rejoin a contact sport. I miss the military style coaching and actually using my brain in a fight. Unfortunately Judo clubs in my city only extend to 7th graders and rarely q small group of 2-3 men (that ofc I can't train with and I gotta be put up with a 14yr gross)

Mma seems to have a bigger diversity of ages but I don't want to get my face fucked up. Idk is that true? If anyone did mma I wanna know your take.

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 08:49:13 AM No. 486193

>>486190
That man will never fight again in his life apart from senior citizens because they refuse his drink

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 09:06:37 AM No. 486194

>>486193
Now nonnie don't sell that example for postnatal abortion short he's also an expert on hitting women and convicted rapist, a difficult title to earn

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 03:41:14 PM No. 486319

>>486190
I doubt it. He’s too much of a bloated drunk coke head. Also snapping his shin against peahead (while hilarious) is really a career ending injury. I think there’s maybe a 9% chance the Chandler fight ever happens but even tho Chandler is washed I think he absolutely beats Conor. Maybe the UFC can throw an equally washed fighter at him like Tony Ferguson so he has at least a chance of winning but I doubt it.

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 03:46:59 PM No. 486320

>>486191
I think the chances of getting your face fucked up as a woman in MMA is pretty low. Although there is the occasional knock out and good striking combo in wmma women still opt for grappling and feighting out of range kek I really wish the talent pool for wmma was way deeper than it is. Just look at the noses of most of the women athletes vs the men it’s a stark contrast way less facial damage. I think going from Judo to MMA is a very logical transition though Judo is a pretty op and underrated base. Or try taking a few kickboxing classes and see if that’s enjoyable!

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 05:06:20 PM No. 486343

It gives me a hearty kek when one of the dagestanis make it as the threadpic for the unconventional male attractions thread in /g/ even though they're all objectively inbred, extremely conservative Muslims, and look vaguely Amish, they still manage to charm a lot of normies and fans lol I think Khabib is the only one that is even close to looking average

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 05:09:04 PM No. 486344

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>>486343
legendary i hope this nona finds her way to this thread

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 09:47:04 PM No. 486395

Yay I was the one who told anon to make a thread last night but I fell asleep before seeing it. Do you guys think Amanda Nunes is actually coming back? I miss her but I don’t think she’s serious

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 11:39:49 PM No. 486417

>>486395
tbh I kind of thought she would but after they announced she would be in the Hall of Fame I figured she would stay retired lol I'm bummed tho she was one of the more entertaining wmma fighters AND a lesbo to boot. If she did come back she would still mog everyone it wouldn't even be close the talent pool for bantamweight is so ass.

Anonymous 04/23/25 (Wed) 11:43:59 PM No. 486418

Kayla looked crazy here kek I never gave much thought to the roid accusations but god damn.
Also, the trash-talk was so cringe idk?

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 12:42:35 AM No. 486433

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>>486417
I hope she brings back the mullet kek
>>486418
I never watch press conferences because the forced conflict gives me second hand embarrassment. I know they don’t get paid much and have to promote themselves somehow but it’s annoying. And why tf are we getting a rematch between O’Malley and merab already

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 01:42:43 AM No. 486453

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>>486433
OMalley is saying during their initial match that he was injured and now that he has had surgery, he will do better against Merab which….who knows. Merab seems to have a granite chin so unless Sean can rock him I just dont see him winning i think it'll go to decision again YAWN but I guess the bantamweight division is pretty boring right now. This is the best we are going to get.
I still kek thinking about the Merab vs Umar fight Merab taunting him and emoting on him in front of Khabib and friends was funny as hell Merab has honestly become one of my fave champs just for the memes

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 02:31:39 AM No. 486460

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I can't get over how tragic the moid wall can be

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 04:39:43 PM No. 486682

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>>486190
I want to get this framed and hanged.

Anonymous 04/24/25 (Thu) 07:28:41 PM No. 486730

>>486460
Lol nonnie read the comments

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 12:34:18 AM No. 486805

>>486730
KEK I honestly can't believe how hot he was. I'm happy he's ugly now tho it feels like karmatic justice. DDP making him rage cry over the "you think your dad beat the shit out of you?" joke was hilarious. The fact he got so worked up he just started calling him a faggot was iconic cringe

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 12:43:49 AM No. 486807

>>486453
i kind of have a crush on that ugly midget tbh. he seems fun in real life. too bad umar was his only entertaining fight

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 12:54:32 AM No. 486809

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>>486807
its kind of fun looking at him before his nose went sideways. A lot of people regard him as one of the ugliest of all fighters but idk I think he's just mid-range ugly. I like his YouTube videos he makes, they're wholesome. At the recent pressor a interviewer asked him if he would give Sean more kisses in the rematch like he did in their first match and he said that he will give Sean some smacks on the ass kek he has a good sense of humor he's not too serious like some of the other guys [see sean strickland and izzy]

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 03:01:46 AM No. 486839

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I’m so glad this thread exists now, the hatred in my heart for moid fans of UFC cannot be quantified. I know WMMA isn’t in a great spot at the moment but the way they talk about it makes me want to vomit.

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 03:19:50 AM No. 486844

>>486839
I wish more female fans would get into UFC I think that is the only way to save the rut that WMMA is stuck in right now. I hate when moids say WMMA peaked with Ronda Roussey like I refuse to believe that. I know I maybe shouldn't but the way Ronda fell off makes me sad to this day. I know it was le epic to see her get fraud checked by Holms but the fact her career took such a nosedive just shows how cruel combat sports can be. Going from such acclaim one day and the next everyone is memeing you and you are at such a low idk I can't imagine.
Also I wish WMMA fighters didn't start resorting to OnlyFans it makes me sad

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 03:43:04 AM No. 486854

>>486839
No seriously. Someone recommended heem to me a while ago and I have a hard time believing it wasn’t a scrote because they couldn’t go one thread without talking about rape and black dick. Everything is a fetish to the xy defect.

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 05:27:18 AM No. 486878

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Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 02:55:35 PM No. 486973

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I requested mods change threadpic to this in /meta/. Not sure if they’ll bother, but I think threadpic is shit and contributed to the backlash against this thread, no offense OP. If anyone hates my suggestion, speak now. Amanda Nunes is my queen, and she’s married to another female UFC fighter, Nina Nunes.

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 08:02:11 PM No. 487097

>>486973
great idea nona ♥

Anonymous 04/25/25 (Fri) 09:43:34 PM No. 487133

Holloway vs Poirier for UFC 318… I thought we would actually get a good main fight like DDP vs Khamzat or Ilia vs Islam but oh well typical UFC slop. The BMF belt is a cute idea and I know it's basically just fan service but how the hell can Max even be the BMF when he got his shit rocked by Ilia lmfao

Anonymous 04/26/25 (Sat) 10:12:29 PM No. 487519

First round KO already!!! god please let this be a good card

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 02:26:32 AM No. 487614

>>487519
Pereira & Magomedov has been comically bad.

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 03:58:34 AM No. 487661

>>487614
Darby and brown were great before that tho. Tonight has been very hit or miss

Anonymous 04/27/25 (Sun) 04:18:27 AM No. 487669

>>487661
Yeah true, I liked Smith vs Zhang Mingyang too. Elbows were brutal. As a Prates fan this last one has been rough though.

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 04:41:13 AM No. 488055

There’s something insanely gay about the men who make and watch these edits kek it just makes me think of the fujo edits I see all over my fyp

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 04:45:20 AM No. 488057

>>487669
I’m so disappointed Prates lost I’ve been such a fan of those nerds. He has got to stop smoking cigs it’s so stupid to do that in a sport that requires so much cardio. Also I hate Garry and his Mcgregor schtick I have an irrational hatred for him kek
Anyone else think it was weird how much air time they gave to Anthony Smiths retirement? I guess it’s just because he’s a company guy but still when Anderson Silva retired he got zero and I don’t think even old man Stipe got much either

Anonymous 04/28/25 (Mon) 08:59:41 PM No. 488225

>>488057
sucks that ian is so unlikeable because I thought he did a pretty good job controlling prates. yeah I don’t understand their send off choices at all, they did stipe so dirty with his sad little speech AND I can’t get over dominick cruz retiring in the fucking apex with like 10 people in the crowd.

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 02:04:29 AM No. 488744

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Can anynonnie explain wtf is going on with girls going crazy over Islam? Is it just like… bored hijabis?

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 11:15:29 PM No. 489018

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>>488744
Must be, these women do not love themselves. At least Islam is kind of funny but some of their choices are grotesque. I’ve even seen shara bullet and ankalaev thirst recently kekkk. spoiler for khamzats mug

Anonymous 04/30/25 (Wed) 11:44:07 PM No. 489029

>>489018
The Paddy fangirl edits on tiktok are out of control I legit don't get it. They say its his personality but like? what personality? Being fat? I'm not a bonger so maybe i'm just missing something kek.
But Shara Bullet? Really? He is my go-to example of a fugo in the UFC kek, and he has a terrible personality to boot.

Anonymous 05/03/25 (Sat) 03:43:04 AM No. 489602

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>bo nickal co main
It’s all so tiresome

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 04:30:41 AM No. 489849

>>489602
LOL

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 08:55:54 AM No. 489873

>>488744
the vast majority of muslim moids are chubby and ugly, basically Indian moids with beards, so men from the caucasus, despite looking like cavemen are more attractive than 99% of men in our countries

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 04:58:45 PM No. 489945

>>489873
that is truly grim anon im sorry

Anonymous 05/04/25 (Sun) 05:09:12 PM No. 489951

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jiri in his homeland

Anonymous 05/05/25 (Mon) 01:04:07 AM No. 490119

>>489602
BIGKEK i love seeing the wrestling dweebs flail
>>489873
this actually makes sense thanks nona

Does anynona think the Ilia vs Islam fight will ever happen? I hope it does but I think Islam is going to move up a weightclass and vacate the belt. Maybe we will get Ilia vs Arman for the belt but it's so annoying I want the Islam fight so bad.

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 03:06:10 PM No. 491085

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Fucking kek

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 03:34:58 PM No. 491088

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>>489951
weakest czech autist
Which is your favorite Rizin fighter, Nonnie?

Anonymous 05/07/25 (Wed) 04:18:25 PM No. 491104

>>491088
Slightly on topic but seeking Kai Asakura get squashed like a bug by gigachad uber driver Pantoja was hilarious and an underrated fight especially after all the weebs hyped him up

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 01:03:21 AM No. 491327

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>>486805
Have you seen the old video of him getting waterboarded kek kinda hot

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 01:16:05 AM No. 491328

>>491327
SEND VIDEO

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 02:33:00 AM No. 491346

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>>491328
Sorry to leave you hanging nonnie here you go

Anonymous 05/08/25 (Thu) 02:41:33 AM No. 491348

>>491327
this still legit looks like it's from some kind of kinky gay porn shit