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No. 1045013
She's woke, rich and wants you to know she's more privileged than you, Jameela Jamil is a British actress most known for her role as Tahani in the good place, her woke twitter rants and body positivity podcast "I weigh".
Noticeable milk:
>her Munchausen style list of illnesses/ ailments (courtesy of kiwifarms): Hearing loss from labyrinthitis
Ehlers-Danlos syndrome
High cholesterol
Low blood pressure
Pre-diabetic
Spinal damage from a car accident
Anorexia nervosa
Suicide attempt
PTSD
Mercury poisoning
Celiac disease
Severe food allergies
Cervical cancer (two instances)
A breast cancer scare
Rape
Eczema
HPV
>lies about bee attacks to make her seem more sympathetic? Maybe? >gets about 3 concussions a year, always serious enough to get her sympathy but not so serious that she can't tweet about it>did a press conference with peas strapped to her face and another one in pyjamas bc QUIRKY>saviour complex seen through her slacktavism>runs a body positivity company called I weigh which predominantly features big pictures of her with inspirational captions >frequently attacks other female celebrities such as Kim K, Rhianna etc in the name of activism >not an anachan but only started preaching about the importance of body positivity after losing a good 60lb >Sends her army of followers to attack random, no name accounts who disagree with her >dating musician James Blake, who she also sends to attack random, no name accounts. >after receiving criticism for using "Queer" as a slur, she suddenly remembered that she's actually bi all along!>has good skin because she's privileged social media:
https://www.instagram.com/jameelajamilofficial/?hl=enhttps://www.instagram.com/i_weigh/?hl=enhttps://twitter.com/jameelajamil
https://twitter.com/i_weighhttps://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-weigh-with-jameela-jamil/id1498855031?mt=2&at=1l3vqYV&ct=iweigh&itscg=80085&itsct=pod_earwolf_iweigh No. 1045015
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for someone so woke, you'd think she'd stay away from "cultural appropriation"
No. 1045016
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caroline flack was a british tv presenter who committed suicide, of COURSE jameela was the first to criticise the entirety of twitter for bullying her…. forgetting she was one who started the shitstorm earlier.
No. 1045019
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a runthrough of her life someone on kiwi farms made, show's her inconsistencies and lies… or maybe she's just super unlucky.
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>>1045013Really convoluted approach to avoiding sharing your skin routine.
Pic related was posted in the celeb thread already but I just love a good cow crossover, if you're out-NLOGing Venti you're definitely on the wrong track
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lol
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>>1045142there's no photos of her from before 2009 and this is the skinniest I've seen her look (2010), idk, you dont have to be superskinny to have anorexia i guess, it's enough if you have unhealthy relationship with eating. But yeah if she actually was a model, and not just a presenter who had photos of her taken, there would be some actual modeling pictures of her for sure, IDK
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She really is her character from the good place
No. 1045343
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A Jameela thread? You mean the wokest, most privileged queen to ever grace the Hollywood C-list? She might not be very milky anymore, Tracie Morrissey completely dunked on her kek. I did happen to compile a list of diseases and injuries she's claimed to have while following the Tracie saga on IG. She mostly uses her fake diseases to soak up attention and garner sympathy from her totally woke Twitter orbiters, mostly obese sjw's. They really eat her up, the virtue signaling about weight makes them feel totally accepted by someone so utterly privileged like Jameela. The one that gets me the most though, the killer bees. Chasing her not once, but three separate times throughout her life. As if bees just swarm and chase people all the time, it just sounds so cartoony and made up. Not only is being chased by a swarm of killer bees on a busy London street hard enough to believe, the kicker is running into the street and getting hit by 2 different cars. She really thinks her life is like final destination and we won't call her out on her obvious bullshit. I just cannot stand munchies. Add the money and fame, she's a whole new breed.
No. 1045351
>>1045343Love the dedication anon.
The bees is what gets me the most too, recycling that ridiculous story over and over is the true mark of a compulsive liar. She 100% only conceived of the bee related car accidents as two separate occasions when she was called out on it and in true narc fashion couldn't backtrack or admit fault.
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>>1045346Don't bother unless you want a lecture on egyptian dynasties.
I laugh at how unwoke and privileged this take off hers was, she's truly not one of the commoners.