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No. 1336711

Sarah Squirm is an industry plant stand up comedian and media personality currently set to premiere on the new season of SNL.

Summary
>Adult swim trustfund art school student who hides her nepotism
>Comedy consists of tryhard prop comedy and “isn’t it gross a girl is doing this?” Edgy pickme humor
>Older than she lets on
>Non-binary
>Friends with other LA cows like Surfbort and Arrow
>Hangs out with leftcow podcasters and “meanstv” communist streaming service
>Constantly being shilled by Tim Heidecker
>Generally obnoxious and unlikable, very serious and humorless not on stage, rips off a lot of other visual artists and comics

Ig: https://www.instagram.com/sarahsquirm/?hl=en
Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/SarahSquirm

No. 1336796

this seems like a vendetta lmao.

No. 1336803

Idc about this chick but she's affiliated with "Vera Drew" through AS who I happen to personally know is a time-bomb of bullshit, so there could be something there.

No. 1336814

>>1336796
and probably made by someone posted on leftcows

No. 1336856

>>1336796
No, I just hate this humor.
https://youtu.be/cmDkhF8sS54

No. 1336860

>>1336803
omg they’re a fucking troon

No. 1336876

>>1336856
Wow. Terrible.
This is why men think women aren't funny, cause the only women comedians who get pushed into mainstream fame get there by sucking dick.

No. 1336882

She’s unfunny and cringe but are we going to have a thread for every unfunny cringe male comedian too? Being unfunny means she’s literally not a lolcow. Boring try hard comedian just like the hoards of male ones. “Older than she lets on” means nothing as well.

No. 1336892

>>1336882
this. are we shaming women for attempting to get into a male dominated scene? if you want a thread on her, we need on on daniel tosh, we need one on louis c.k, etc etc etc.

there's actual cows on this site, this is just some chick with shit humor.

No. 1336922

>>1336892
Agree this thread is straight milkless however, Sarah isn't "attempting to get into a male dominated scene", she's in it presently (Adult Swim, SNL) - thanks to her connections. There are funny women out there who aren't getting featured because this plant is taking the spot and furthering the stereotype of women being unfunny.

No. 1336924

>>1336922
And?? You going to make threads on every unfunny Scrote comedian for taking up spaces too?

No. 1336926

>>1336924
Kek are you incapable of commenting on the nepotism or?

No. 1336943

>>1336926
nepotism isn't milk hth

No. 1336950

>>1336711
not to wk but i’ve seen her standup (went for someone else on the bill) and it’s better or at least more effortful than any moid in her position. she’s not milky aside from being an entertainer/trying to get famous

No. 1336971

>>1336926
So are you going to elaborate? What nepotism? Because she's friends with other comedians? That's how networking works.

She won't make it long on SNL. The only ones that survive are normies that keep their heads down. She's too much of a narc. Plus the stupid "peepee poopoo cum and blood" comedy style isn't well liked by the geriatrics that still pay attention to SNL.

No. 1336976

>>1336892
Daniel tosh and Louis Ck aren’t relevant or liked by anyone other than the most scrotebrained men. This woman keeps getting shilled in Vice and making media appearances.

No. 1336979

i’m not going to watch her based on the summary of it being “peepee poopoo blood and cum” humor, but good for her for saying dumb bullshit and making money off of that while having a vagina. i don’t think anyone here cares. literally no one watches snl. this seems like a self post to get girls here to check her out or talk shit about her to get more material. tired

No. 1337050

>>1336922
>There are funny women out there who aren't getting featured because this plant is taking the spot
are there? name one “funny woman” more deserving of her spot

No. 1337591

>>1336979
I was downplaying it a bit but it's actually pretty good visually.

This is definitely some vendetta shit because I can't find evidence for any of the claims in OP.

No. 1337692

make a comedians general if you wanna vent about a mediocre LA dipshit on a tuesday

No. 1337835

>>1337591
who would have a vendetta against some boring rich white girl no one cares, no one will ever care unless they’re paid to or want to leech her connections

No. 1338087

Kek some PR intern really thought making this thread was a big brain move for free hype. Or to get a narrative going.
>we don't have to damage her rep we can just say she's an industry plant, then we sit back while they call her ugly and fat
Hmm my crystal ball tells me her (budget af) team decided "the internet bullied me for being too edgy for a wahmen, also transphobia" was a compelling backstory and something to pitch features about. Looking forward to seeing her brought up out of the blue on LSA too!
Imagine trying to get lolcow to watch SNL lol. I'd rather subscribe to Lillee Jean's OnlyFans.

No. 1338092

>>1338087
No. Lolcow is not a popular site. https://www.similarweb.com/website/lolcow.farm/
The simplest answer is usually the right one, a farmer finds her annoying.

No. 1338136

>>1338092
Oops but a real farmer would just put this ugly photo in Celebricows with actual milk.
And the site doesn't have to be big to push the narrative. If you can find this thread on Google that's all that matters, it's supporting evidence they can use to say she was bullied and targeted and is uwu so stunning and brave for talking about her period shits or whatever. You think celebs don't do this shit? Seeding stories like this is a full time job for a lot of people in entertainment.
Also kek I'm shocked we actually rangle 1,8mil hits a month. Never forget for every farmer there are hundreds or thousands of lurkers.

No. 1338177

>>1336971
No, because I don't personally care about this chick. I did think it was funny that you responded that all >>And?? but didn't address the nepotism claims, but like other anon said it's milkless and whatever I'll take the L on this one. I'm basically just here to see if anyone wants to spill on Vera Drew/Drew Kordrik.

No. 1338988

>>1338087
That makes much more sense. Who the fuck even cares about SNL?

No. 1368819

She friends with Arrow? From that other obvious artificially planted PR self promotion thread? Yeah okay, we see you



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