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No. 1408828

Chantelle Moore (aka Xolani @fakepontchartrain on her tumblr) is a 21 year old married polyamorous edgelord with an interest in hard drugs, school shooters, & traumablogging to an audience of terrified yet fascinated tumblr users. She's originally from the Lower Ninth Ward in Louisiana, but was displaced by Hurricane Katrina and now lives in Dallas, Texas with her mother in a house that smells like cat piss. They are proud owners of many firearms!

Common themes in her posts include:
>Her 27 (no, really) self-diagnosed mental illnesses
>Attending Harvard since the age of 15 after being pulled out of school by her mom at age 10
>Failing her classes and only signing up for new ones to get student discounts (despite paying 4k out of pocket per class)
>Being subjected to MKUltra esque experiments all her life which is why she goes to Harvard now
>Doing 'psychological experiments' on her followers, which are actually just giveaways but if you interact with the posts you're being manipulated by her super genius
>Stockpiling guns to start a firearms business, and about how every firearm she's collected in person has been collected while high (also has access to the ones her mom already owned)
>Actually totally being a lesbian but primarily dating (and dedicating most posts to) men because trauma. Her mother put her through DIY conversion therapy as a child.
>Excitedly posting news headlines whenever a mass shooting happens
>Adam Lanza in general
>Laughing at how many underage friends and mutuals see her posts about how to acquire drugs.

Most choice antics:
>Eating some of her brothers Jahani's ashes and gluing bone fragments to a picture frame that she gave to her unknowing mom.
>Fucking her mom's ex as revenge for being told paying rent doesn't mean she doesn't have to do her chores
>Becoming the prison pen pal of a man, Peter Avsenew, who is on death row for the murder of a gay couple, for the purpose of bragging about flirting with him on tumblr. Also contemplating becoming the pen pal of a man who dismembered a woman and shoved her in a trashbag with her cat, David Godwin. She explicitly states she wants to be a prison girlfriend for tumblr clout
>Publishing Medium articles such as 'Why School Shootings Remain Prevalent in America  —  From the Perspective of A ‘Potential Threat’'
>Presenting 'Adam Lanza Was Right' powerpoint to a class (complete with handing out cookies and Pumped Up Kicks playing in the background!)
>Both of the above she put on her linkedin for potential employers to see.
>Only employment listed? Working for Fiverr for four months.
>Gave her grandma a framed photo of TJ Lane

Despite all that, Chantelle's main appeal is her anecdotes about the various people she knows in her life. Most of these are people she's dating, but her family is equally batshit. She has a tendency to make ask games and posts concerning her IRLs like they're OCs, in a very fanfic-y way.

Love interests include:
>Robbie, her legal husband. @guccisaladfingers on tumblr. They married when Chantelle was 19 after meeting on TCC tumblr, but she doesn't talk about him much because he was stuck in Siberia during the pandemic after being stationed there by the military. The way he talks about it, he is a secret agent, despite getting caught for plans to shoot up his high school. Claims to be Adam Lanza's cousin. Any references to Xobbie and Adam are Chantelle & Robbie's fankids that they invented. Upon hearing the news of a shooting in his area, Chantelle's mom asked immediately if it was Robbie. Chantelle found this charming rather than alarming. In an apparent separate incident, an 18 yr old Chantelle made a fake news article on April Fools Day of Robbie committing a mass shooting at MIT and showed it to her mom as a joke.
>Zach aka Heil, a bulimic nazi with 4 felonies under his belt & who is also her pimp. Chantelle says becoming a prostitute was a calculated move so she always has a supply of drugs, currently only has sex with him and his group of friends for money (as opposed to strangers like she used to). She briefly referred to him as a former Nazi, when he was posting about BLM protests on facebook, but now calls him what he is. It helps that he's 6'5 and she has a self professed raceplay fetish. Oh, also his brother is a Tate Langdon kin and engaged in incest with him.
>Colton / Ef, a man with an addiction to smoking embalming fluid. Used to hate Heil, but now they regularly have sex while Chantelle does her homework in the same room. Got Chantelle pregnant, she mercifully had an abortion. Also formerly Chantelle's stalker, who she apparently only dates out of fear of him murdering her and her mother. Chantelle blogs about wrestling her guns out of his hands when he makes drunken suicide attempts.
>Coy, a pansexual guy she's FWB with. She makes up bags of designer accessories, airpods and drugs she buys from China for him. His tumblr is @yestoeverythingnonotthat, where he reblogs memes with occasional original posts full of suicidal ideation and bad poetry. Waterboards Chantelle with piss. Described by her as 'nice'.
>Autumn, her girlfriend. She talks about Autumn the least, has only described her as 'nice'. Presumably it's not as fun to brag about people online when they're normies, or (shudder) women.
Her family:
>Brother, Jahani. Died in August 2019 aged 27. He walked in front of two cars, Chantelle sees this as a suicide & her mom sees this as an accident. Jahani disappeared for large portions of time and gave Chantelle coke when she was 17. She strongly disliked her brother, and this wasn't changed by his death. She didn't attend his funeral and liveblogged stealing $5 out of his gym bag hours after finding out he died.
>Mother, Chandria, 53. Former cop. Pulled Chantelle out of school at 10 to homeschool her. Made threats to shoot up Chantelle's elementary school and beat her / her brother as children. Voodoo practitioner. Now sleeps with the door locked and a gun under her pillow. Refuses to take her anti psychotics, gives them to Chantelle instead, as she doesn't have a prescription. Took her daughter to get a tattoo underage. Was also dragged to a Suicideboys concert by Chantelle, to chauffeur her grown daughter around, who is more than happy to get high in front of her mom but too scared to leave the house by herself

The @fakepontchartrain tumblr account is frequently made dashboard-only, which means it's viewable only if you have a tumblr account. She also posts to @oddynuff, but less frequently
The prison pen pal saga is the most recent, she began posting about it yesterday (3rd of January)(self-posting idiot)

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No. 1408836

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No. 1408842

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Imagine googling your behavioral therapist's name and all this comes up

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No. 1408846

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This was posted after she started dating Autumn but I guess she forgot

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No. 1408849

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No. 1408851

File: 1641341512749.png (490.52 KB, 533x619, look at how edgy i am guys.PNG)


No. 1408852

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No. 1408854

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No. 1408857

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this was posted in 2019, when her brother died. she liveblogged the experience on her sideblog, oddynuff

No. 1408859

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No. 1408860

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No. 1408861

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No. 1408863

she’s giving Soren vibes with all the LARPing

No. 1408864

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Realized a thread had to be made when she posted the brother ash paint the first time, but I can't find that post (idk if it was deleted or if her blog is just too annoying to navigate to find it again) but here's a post she made referencing it. Kicking myself for not capping it at the time because it had pictures.

No. 1408866

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>>1408863
Agree, especially with Zach/Heil. There's proof of the others existing, but the way she talks about him is so weird. She's posted one photo of him and it's of his swastika tattoo, which he apparently paid her to stop making fun of

No. 1408867

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This is a pic of Coy in 2015, the only selfie I could find on his blog. Very sexy, I definitely see why she wants to drink his pee and shower him with designer things. An absolute catch.

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>>1408867
Some of the things she got for him. She also decorated a cigarette box with his dick pics, but didn't post photos for whatever reason

No. 1408869

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As we're on the topic, here's some photos she uploaded of Colton / EF / Embalming Fluid. (The DMs over the photo was her edit, not mine)

No. 1408870

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>>1408869
Here are the embalming fluid cigarettes that earned him his name, which were given to him by Heil

No. 1408872

>>1408870
'(while they're doing that)' was referring to them having sex

No. 1408878

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The ongoing prison pen pal saga

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No. 1408888

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No. 1408895

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Her brother's obituaries are all mostly bare, the single one with comments didn't have any comments from Chantelle (under that name or Xolani). I only found his obituary because she made posts joking about how she chose Xolani as her name to be as close as possible to Jahani to annoy him / confuse their mom

No. 1408896

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>>1408895
This is the only photo she posted of him that I could find

No. 1408897

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Spam over for now. Sorry if it's too long, this is the first thread I've ever made and there's a lot of information. I think she has real potential as a cow.

No. 1408910

>>1408886
for a crazy bitch she has really nice handwriting

No. 1408920

>>1408888
This screenshot has the delete and edit buttons retard, nice self post.

No. 1408923

>>1408920
Kek, got eeeeemm

No. 1408928

>>1408888
Out of curiosity I just attempted to replicate this with my own tumblr account and, short of photoshop, there's no way to get the delete and edit buttons at the bottom unless it's your own post, without it saying "[blog name] reblogged [blog name]" - that includes saving it as a draft. So like >>1408920 said, this is definitely Chantelle making this thread, or at least actively contributing to it.

No. 1408933

>>1408920
I hadn't noticed that, I think I might of saved pic that she screenshotted? She reposts her own stuff a lot. I can post a picture of my hand with a timestamp or something if you want, I'm white and pretty obviously physically different

No. 1408935

>>1408933
That may not be the worst idea, since she would definitely be the type to think posting a thread about herself would be an "interesting Harvard experience" and call it something stupid like MKLOLCOW or whatever. So it already doesn't look good anon.

No. 1408938

>>1408920
HAHAHAHA holy shit what a loser

No. 1408943

>>1408863
I came here to say this is like Soren part 2 kek. And it was a selfpost? How attention-thirsty can one person get?
Lose some fucking weight and stop obsessing over shooters, OP. There will be no goth Lizzos. Go listen to some Nicole Dollanganger and catch an eating disorder or something

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>>1408935
If a mod would be so kind, they could check my IP. Chantelle is American & I'm not

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No. 1408946

>>1408944
Oh wow

No. 1408947

>>1408946
plot twist of the century

No. 1408948

>>1408944
>>1408945
The advice given here >>1408943 still applies tbh

No. 1408950

>>1408944
>>1408945
Okay I'm way less skeptical now, sorry anon! It was kind of suspicious though for sure.

No. 1408951

>>1408945
Those nails…

No. 1408952

>>1408950
Deeply suspicious but either way, prime cow material here imo

No. 1408954

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nta but one look through her archive shows she constantly sceenshots and posts her own posts anyway it could literally be from any of these, what's with the influx of newfags screaming selfpost and not using their brain for five seconds or even bothering to look

https://fakepontchartrain.tumblr.com/post/671961866585686016

No. 1408961

>>1408950
Asking a friend to take a timestamp photo for you isn’t very hard.

>>1408954
There is legitimately no way this isn’t a self post. She gets 10 likes maximum on a post. She has no audience and is clearly attention seeking. Combined with the edit post in the screenshot in the thread, it’s pretty obvious it’s her, regardless of whether or not she’s posted a screenshot of her own posts.

No. 1408964

>>1408961
It feels to me vendettaish much more like an ex-friend of hers to have this much info especially with what was posted upthread

No. 1408965

>>1408961
OP did ask for an IP check though. But then as autistic as you are, you might then say, 'VPN'. So if you inconvincible then what can even be done lol(learn2sage)

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No. 1409009

Gonna be real, I hope this thread stays alive only because she is the exact type of cow I love: pathetic edgelord LARPing tumblrite. Definitely cow material imo.

No. 1409010

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>>1408840
>my mom is so fucking weak
>like BITCH calm down before i KILL you
i don't give a shit that her mother cant read this dumb tumblr shit. who talks like that about family? i could sort of understand if she was 15 but she's 27 and posts this cringe shit about her own mom? from what i gather in the OP her mom kinda crazy too but its no excuse for this womanchild to live with her and say this vile stuff. acting so fucking cocky, well, pay your own damn place and live by yourself then, and you wont have to hear her cry about you anymore!

>>1408860
this shit is so cruel and deranged why would anyone find it funny or amusing.

also she shows her uni, her face, the face of the people she fucks etc, and attaches her unhinged rants to it. im not cowtipping or encouraging it, but i find it weird she puts her real face and info to this. people get expelled over slurs or nazi shit on twitter so i dont get why this crazy bitch brags about becoming a cognitive therapist while also being completely insane? you do realize internet is forever…?



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