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No. 162550

www.twitter.com/JulietSimmsALL
www.instagram.com/Thejulietsimms

Oh boy. This cow's milk dates all the way back to 2013. Where do I even start.

>30 years old

>was in an emo band until she wins 2nd place in The Voice in 2012 and finds that her fame and money dies out very quickly
>has no credibility and owes her fame and money to nothing apart from dating emo screamo teen heartthrob Andy Biersack
>about 20 hate pages on tumblr about her
>has horrible bald patches and extensive permanent damage from wearing extensions for about 3 unimpeded years
>begs underage fans for money and has a new scam every week despite getting a new fucking hairdo every week as well
>has arguments with 14 year old girls on her social media calling them bitches, whores, etc.

2013
>around March, snuck onto warped tour
>faked engagement to Andy Ballsack
>claimed she didn't fake said engagement
>video shows her talking about shitting into a bag in front of her boyfriend and his band while illegally sneaking into warped tour
>scammy bracelet charms Never Take Ot Off, sells overpriced childish hippy jewellery
>had a mental breakdown and shaved her whole head
>weird blog called pervybvbcaps on Tumblr
claims andy has other lovers, makes Juliet upset, shit storm on Twitter

2014
>released another skeevy clothing line called Angels and Demons or something, doesn't exist anymore but she was charging $700 for a leather jacket
>has a depop account
>opened a pledge store where she was charging $100 for her teen fans to Skype her, and dinner with her for $5000, basically escorting?
>convinced her fans she needed the money to release a new EP which took about 2 years to release and said EP was shit and sounded recycled
>claimed to be dirt poor and then posted pictures of herself with her new Prada clogs, when questioned she said they were fake and were off eBay
>tweeted some extremely aggressive, insulting, sexist, slut shamey shit about Miley Cyrus when she copied her haircut and caused shit storm and deleted the tweets

2015
>went on warped again, picture attached is from one of her sets, but you can see her bald patches and how her hair is falling out
>wears bindis and claims it's OK because she does yoga or some shit and claimed to be part Native American

2016
>finally married Andy biersack
>on top of all of this, she's a fucking scietologist
>is still manipulating vulnerable fans for money and support
>buys her insta likes and followers, ratio is way off
>haven't checked on her a whole lot recently but I'm really fucking surprised that I've not heard the faintest mention of her o here. She's a top lolcow for sure.

No. 162551


>>293534

Shit didn't mean to do that

No. 162552

Yeah I've heard of her. She was always pissing off her boyfriends fans which prompted them to make hate blogs about her

No. 162553

I won't lie, Automatic Loveletter was my jam in 2008. Anyone else an emo piece of shit and remember Make-Up Smeared Eyes? IIRC she was the vocals in Remembering Sunday by All Time Low too.

Shame she turned into a cow though. People like her would have been better off gracefully fading out of public eye once the MySpace scene era ended.

No. 162554

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>>162553
OP here, yes I forgot to mention, I absolutely LOVE her music which she no longer makes. It's depressing that one of the only female singers I listen to 1) isn't a feminist and 2) behaves so embarrassingly.

I look back on the emo scene MySpace cultureof the mid to late 2000s with nostalgia. It's the only culture she has a place in. She's now trying to emulate her own brand of the "Instagram look" and it's all sad and as you can see from this pic, she's looking a little old.

No. 162555

>>162554
Is she really only 30? She looks nearing her mid 50s here.

No. 162556

Of course Andy was doomed in this relationship. She got his name tattooed on her arm is fucking huge font about 5 months in. Anyone else feel that's a sign of abuse? There were rumours that she beat him after he was seen with huge bruises on his face.

No. 162557

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Woah let's get a close up on that face!! Why is she dating Andy Biersack who is in his 20s. She looks as if she's nearly 60? Definitely a predator looking to abuse.

No. 162558

She claimed to be starving hungry at one point. And her boyfriend never called out her shitty behaviour or apologised for her.
I think she is definitely manipulating him.

No. 162559

>>162555
>>162556
Jfc, isn't school back in session yet? Summer can't be over soon enough. She looks like she's in her mid 30's.

And OP, as cringey as this bitch is this should really have started off in /snow/.

No. 162560

>>162557
>>162557
you know you must be 18 to post here right?

No. 162561

>>162560
Wow good shot dude

No. 162576

>>162554
>it's depressing someone I like doesn't have the same political beliefs as me
You must be 18 to post on here.
Not only that but this thread REAKS of samefagging bullshit, no one cares about your husbando's horrible evil wife.

No. 162588

>>162557
I don't know what 60-year-olds you've been looking at, but she looks her age.

Someday, provided you don't die of dumb shit, you too will be 30. However, if you want to stay ~eternally young~ you can always an hero. :^)

I agree with >>162559
Most of this cow's milk dried up before she was posted here. Post recent stuff with screencaps and stuff.

No. 162592

I feel like this cow has too much milk to keep track of. How do we choose what to focus on? I have heard rumours about her use of Photoshop

No. 162598

I'm not going to read the whole thread mobile buy I hope her lying about her wedding/engagement ring and getting donations for an EP which she released years late is mentioned. Oh, and her being rude to Andy's fans and being visibly jealous while he's on stage - there's videos on YT.

>>162576
No, Juliet was a major cow on her own, even without the milk involving Andy. I personally don't think she's a cow anymore since she hasn't done anything notable lately, though.

No. 162604

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>has no credibility and owes her fame and money to nothing apart from dating emo screamo teen heartthrob Andy Biersack

Cucky? is that you?!

No. 162620

>>162598
Yes, both are mentioned.

No. 162622

>is the most beautiful woman in the world
>stating my heavily biased opinion of my objectively plain and manipulative wife as an indisputable fact

Her boytoy is just as much of a cow as she is

No. 162624

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>>162622
>>162622
Meant to post this with this

No. 162627

>>162624

First of all, I think Juliet used Andys account to make this statement. It doesn't seem like his writing style at all.

And woah. The most beautiful woman in the world? Don't you think you're setting yourself up for criticism with such a sweeping and subjective statement?

It's insulting to a lot of women. To say that this plain Jane uncultured chain smoking white woman exceeds the beauty of people like Beyoncé, Selena Gomez, Kim K, Lupita N'yongo.

Most beautiful woman in the world? or the most delusional, narcissistic woman in the world? You're a very basic, run-of-the-mill Becky type. I see girls better looking than Juliet on my way to work every day. And I live in northern England, the part of the country where the girls are notoriously grotty.

No. 162628

This thread is weird. I have no idea who tbese people are, but it sounds like a lot of same fagging and jealous fangirls.

>>162627
I'm sure he didn't mean literally, but when you love someone they do become the most beautiful person to you at least. This sounds like tin foil hat shit that you think it couldn't be him typing it too.

No. 162644

>>162628
It's 2016.
No one fucking likes BVB anymore

No. 162646

>>162628
Not to mention this cow has not one enviable trait about her

No. 162652

>>162627

>Kim K.

Sit down. Shut up.

No. 162654

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Whoever made this thread and is smaefagging through it sounds like a textbook internet feminist.

>using "becky" as an insult

>le Beyonce and Kim K r amazing womyn meme
>wahh my favorite singer isn't a feminist!!

This thread is embarrassing and so is whoever the fangirl who made it. I can't wait for school to come back so this shit will end.

No. 162684

>>162553
Oh shit, I wondered what happened to Automatic Loveletter, I was so into them. Jesus, this is tragic.

No. 162688

>>162646
Except for that she's dating some dude you like so you're jealous lol

No. 162742

>>162688
>"so like"
You have to be 18 to post here

No. 162743

>>162550
Look at those little sperm brows!

No. 162744

>>162557
Why's she got nut in her hair

No. 162745

>>162744
Because she believes it'll give her the youth she craves. Or just make her look her age.

No. 162747

The hot guy to hot woman ratio is so skewed that it pains me to see a dime piece like Andy get with a basic like Juliet, as much as his band sucks. I know that is superficial and not how love works but w/e it's not like she has a remarkable personality either if she's doing all this shit.

He's gonna get caught cheating (if he hasn't already) just watch

No. 162767

>>162747
wow super interesting.

No. 162774

>>162747
Yeah honestly I mean, BVB fans have been saying this for years. It's usually an ugly guy with a hot girl so it's pretty remarkable to see it reversed so dramatically. I'm really surprised Andy wouldn't get with more of a model type with a decent rack and a bum.

No. 162786

>>162742
Can you read?
Bad thread overall. Also, she's definitely attractive.
To be honest, Andy Ballsack is more of a cow than her.

No. 162788

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>>162747
>Andy
>Dime piece
Seriously? He looks like Charms' ugly boyfriend. I swear, only BVB fangirls or scene/emo nostalgics could find this "hot".

No. 162789

Oh, come on. She honestly isn't that bad looking, and I never thought he was all that attractive. I don't really know anyone who even really cares about Andy Biersack at this point. This thread really reeks of Onion. If it is or isn't, Andy will never love you. Hating his wife isn't going to change that (: Bad thread is bad.

No. 162805

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>>162627
Kim K, selena gomez and beyonce… Kys

No. 162814

>>162788
For real. He looks even worse in non-shooped pics. Like a skinny 12 year old.

No. 162816

>>162627
Are you really this autistic or have you never had a boyfriend who loved you?

No. 162850

>>162742
The person you're responding to didn't even say 'So like'. Your reading comprehension is way off.

No. 162907

>>162788
he looks like onision's little brother

No. 162963

It's irrelevant if any of us here think Andry OR Juliet are ugly/beautiful etc etc
All that matters is if OP can spill some more milk. I would actually like to see more, the altcow thread is dead

No. 162968

>>162604
I think most of the posts here are for sure Onion, if not all. I wish his posts would get marked like Ember's, it would end his milk drought.

No. 162971

>>162774

> decent rack and a bum

Did your uncle touch you and now you defect your self hatred onto women because you were made to feel like one? Kys.

Can this user just get fucking banned? It's so embarrassingly obvious this is literally one person talking to himself.

No. 162972

>>162747
>>162774
These posts have been reported as being both samefagging, or Onion. They are both from different people, and neither is Onion.

No. 163032

her name sounded familiar so i did a quick google and one of the first image results for her was this blog
http://wehatejulietsimms.tumblr.com/
this chick and her husband just seem like a couple of cringy tryhards, but andy biersack always has been so it's not much of a surprise she's a pain in the ass as well.

No. 163048

>>162972
You guys realize Onision's crush on Andy was an act for views right? It's a tactic to catch the attention of the YouTuber/celebrity and to gain more young female viewers. He's been doing this his whole YouTube career.
>act like fanboy
>person notices and reaches out to him
>work together on videos
>become buddies
>person stops sucking his dick
>cuts them off and makes drama
He did the same thing to Shane Dawson in the beginning of his YouTube career and now he's going for Dan and Phil.

No. 163278

>>162972
Looks like Juliets been here trying to report the thread. Hows life?

No. 195414

>tweeted some extremely aggressive, insulting, sexist, slut shamey shit about Miley Cyrus

Fuck off tumblr

No. 195415

>>162554
>isn't a feminist

I'm serious tumblr

Fuck off

No. 222504

lmfao she got arrested after a physical fight with her husband

http://teamrock.com/news/2016-11-01/andy-biersacks-wife-juliet-simms-handcuffed-on-flight-after-row

she also apparently had a miscarriage and used it to excuse her behaviour that led to her arrest

No. 222520

>>222504
I'm not saying she's an angel, but a misscarriage can really do some weird shit to your chemistry. Post natal/partum depression is no joke.

No. 222596

>>222504
>A retired air marshal went and sat next to her. She started screaming that she has five million followers.

lol

No. 222659

i didn't care for their band, but i could see that it made pop punk tweens fall in love with her. she was quickly growing in popularity on with the teens that liked that style and what not.

Then she went on the Voice and lots of people's opinion on her changed. Then he fucked over her band and people really started disliking her and her new style. so she tried to get back into that old edgy style but people weren't buying it anymore. and then people just stopped caring.

i never cared for her music, but it does amaze me how quickly she managed to make people fall in love with her and then how everyone just suddenly stopped caring. i remember thinking they would be the next paramore even. i wonder where those "AUTOMATIC LOVELETTER IS THE BEST FEMALE FRONTED BAND EVER" circlejerk people went

No. 222660

>>162654

tumblr is also the only place where automatic loveletter had fans tbh…suspicious

No. 222667

She's just as tacky, dated, and pretentious as her boyfriend. I can tell that some people here are jealous BVB fans, but Andy is almost just as cringey as this girl. I mean you have to be pretty vain (and gullible) to willingly associate with Onion.
Also, I laughed at the $5,000 dinner date proposition. The cows in the cam whore thread do the same shit, but at least they don't do it under false pretenses.

No. 222704

>>162971
get out juliet sorry no one wants your flat saggy ass and udder tits

No. 222709

andy isn't relevant anymore and their music is shit unless you are an edgy 16 year old. too bad about that because he genuinely has a nice voice.

juliet, however, manages to be even more irrelevant and tacky than him.

No. 361804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBvrskPDygE

Holy shit. she is so fucking unhinged

No. 384298

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Anyone else think taking a pic of yourself with a Gucci handbag in a poor black neighbour hood is a bit insulting if not stupidly unsafe (bc of criminals not black ppl ofc)

No. 384299

>>384298
I think assuming it is a poor black neighborhood is and claiming its unsafe is insulting

No. 384302

>>384299
>poverty gates
>graffiti of a black guy
>poor black neighbourhood

No. 384304

>>384298
She wants to show how rich she is to the lowly peasants. Lol when she gets her shit stolen.

She must be in a lot of debt to own al these luxurious designer items she posts pics of if she has to sell things via depop…

No. 384306

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An account posted a pic of andy and she commented telling her to back off….1) she stalks her husbands tag on tumblr (I guess you have to pass time when you're unemployed) and 2) she's supposed to be an adult I can't believe she feels her marriage is threatened by his teen fans

No. 384308

>>384299
There's a giant graffiti of Jimi Hendrix and historically Black neighborhoods tend to be poor it's not that far fetched. In our neighborhoods there tends to be Black historical figures painted onto the sides of building as a means of evoking "hope". That girl's gonna get bopped over the head one day if not something worse.

No. 384309

>>384308
This, thank u anon.

It's obvious upon first glance that this is a black nrbhd

No. 384311

>>384306
I know wehatejulietsimms started out as some jealous tweens but holy shit the milk on there is gold. She's messy af

No. 384379

>>384302
That's a mural of Jimi Hendrix you turnip.

No. 384380

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>>384309
>>384308
I don't know Los Angeles but:
>New Jimi Hendrix mural by @leviponce. On Lankershim just north of the big, goofy NoHo archway.

No. 384410

What the fuck is this thread.

>wah she isn't a feminist

>wah she isn't pretty like beyonce
>wah muh poor black neighborhood i hope that becky gets mugged

What the hell is this tumblr garbage.

No. 384641

>>384410
So much for the tolerant right!

No. 384644

>>384380
What's your point? It's a black neighbourhood

No. 384647

>>384410
Literally no one said any of those things

No. 385063

How the fuck is Juliet and BVB not been run into the ground by the death of MySpace and general scene kiddery in recent years? I understand that Andy's band owes its success to Andy's look as opposed to actual talent or hard work but looks only get you so far…what exactly is keeping them in business? Also hasn't BVB quit now…

No. 385065

>>162747
I agree he'll cheat.
Model Ash Stymest, kind of an Andy lookalike left his Maille O'Doyle wife and young daughter for Lily Depp. (Who can blame him, the girl is really unattractive, I always thought there was something off about the looks ratio)

When hot men commit to plain/ugly looking girls like Juliet/Maille, they will always end up cheating with a girl who is their looksmatch.

Men are pigs in this way. I also believe Maille had a breakdown over Facebook and started slagging off Lily Depp like lol good luck getting an A Lister to notice ur nobody ass

No. 385078

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>>385065
sorry for a slight off-top but anon…
>really unattractive
uh

(to be fair, she has atrocious fillers now, but I can't say how recent they are, so)

No. 385079

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>>385065
I think mallie is more attractive than lily tbh, but that's just me


I get what you mean though, people should just stay in their league, or at least have personality to make up for it, like if a 5/10 guy was with a 8/10 girl and the guy was funny, a gentleman, sweet, etc etc, it would kinda make sense and be understandable, however juliet doesn't even have the personality to make up for it , she seems abusive, manipulative and obsessive, even if andy did have some sort of ~I want to be femdommed by a crazy bitch~ kink, wouldn't andy still want respect outside of the bedroom as well?

andy is def gonna end up cheating, he has hot goth rocker girls that are throwing pussy his way everyday all while being with a mediocre looking crazy bitch, it's a recipe for cheating

No. 385081

>>384647
>isnt a feminist claim
>>162554
>isnt pretty like beyonce claim
>>162627
>poor black neighborhood becky is gonna get mugged claim
>>384298

No. 385084

>>385079
*cheating if he hasn't already
id like to add

No. 385169

>>385065
Dated Lily when she was just 16 and he already a father… that's not an upgrade from an 'uglier' ex, just creepy

No. 385418

>>385079
THis is a super flattering pic of her tho, google her, she's grim

No. 385504

>>385418
I still think she's more attractive than lily body and face wise, even with her butthole fillers, lily has a nice face, but she looks way too prepubescent and skinny for my taste, granted she did suffer from anorexia, so she might have had delayed puberty, also why is ash going after an already young girl who looks younger than what she really is and leaving his wife and kid? Hollywood is crawling with pedos

No. 386009

>>385065
Had to look him up because irrelevant, but that guy looks like he should be squatting in a park in Rostov wearing adidas and throwing dice and he's also pretty creepy going after a teen so pretty much any woman is way out of his league.

No. 386407

>>386009
I've never heard anything so accurate…he is cute tho

No. 418576


No. 418577

>>418576
Juliets newest music video… idk what to say

No. 666446

>>384298
>criminals
>not black people

LOL you think they are not one in the same?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1170143

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wtf is Lilith Czar?

this screams divorce. what happened

No. 1170844

>>1170143
you really didn't need to bump and necro a dead thread for this, retard. 2 seconds of googling reveals its her stage name for a new music project.

No. 1242318

>>385079
>5/10 guy with 8/10 girl is great because he's "funny"

This thread is some stunted 35 year old emo nostalgic femcel breeding and it shows. Sorry you wasted your youth hoping that Tunnelears Tattoosleeves would notice you showing your boobs at Warped Tour.

Men are inherently uglier than women due to evolution, and thus only about 20% of men can be a true looksmatch for what we consider an average Becky. You don't see it because you have your fangirl "benedict cumcumber and adam driver are very hot" goggles on. Women develop this compensatory focus on personality precisely to cope with men's lack of looks, because otherwise there's no way to monogamously match every hot girl with an equally hot guy. If you aren't blinded by fangirl delusions, Andy IS her looksmatch.

Lastly, most of you are either coping or have never been in a relationship. A scrote is more likely to cheat if you're more successful and more attractive, if anything.

No. 1782664

>>385078
Someone bumped loads of old threads and it's so funny to see salty fangirls of some moid call this woman unattractive. The blind rage of jealousy kek

No. 1790612

>>1782664
not so. She genuinely had cow potential but didn't publicise enough of her drama to sustain a thread. It is sad how hard she aged recently, likely due to drugs/alcohol/ED because she was a beauty before.



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