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Caroline Ellison is a 28 year old Potterhead, mathlete, and Swiftie, with an unknown role in what could be the biggest crypto fraud the world has seen.
Social media archives: https://caroline.milkyeggs.com/
Caroline Ellison is the CEO of Alameda Research, a cryptocurrency trading firm founded by one of her many boyfriends, Sam Bankman-Fried. Sam also founded FTX, a cryptocurrency exchange once worth $32 billion that rivaled Binance, but filed for bankruptcy earlier this month. Sam used money from FTX customers to fund Alameda until both came crashing down once a balance sheet was leaked, plummeting the crypto market and leaving investors and customers out billions of dollars. Sam is currently hiding in the Bahamas and will soon be extradited for questioning. Caroline continues to decline to comment on these matters while more articles are being written about her by the hour.
Her tumblr (now deleted) and old tweets are resurfacing as journalists try to figure out Caroline’s role in the fraud. She often tags her blog posts “crypto social conservative blogging” and “not feminism go away” as she recounts her trad phase and partakes in “rattumblr” (Rational Thought Tumblr) while musing about genes and anthropology.
Journalists have put together that she lived with Sam and eight other employees who are all in a degenerate polycule together in a house in the Bahamas. Although Caroline has “come to decide the only acceptable style of poly is best characterized as something like ‘imperial Chinese harem,” FTX’s in-house sex therapist says the employees weren’t getting it on enough as they were “actually undersexed.” Caroline is a Stanford grad with two MIT professors as parents.
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The Giga Stacey Mega Becky herself. Honestly, I don't think there's much milk to be had. There seems to be little evidence regarding a polycule. But the speculation about her is incredibly entertaining.
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She talks like some of the anons on LC, she definitely browsed here lol.
This is just normal tumblr speak anon…
Does anyone know if she had any sideblogs? Those might be interesting to see
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>I didn’t get into this as a crypto true believer, and yeah it’s mostly scams and memes when you get down to it.
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Screenshot from the archived Tumblr proving she knew her coworkers read her tmi blog. And she kept posting, so she probably liked knowing people analyzed her writing and judged her.
Maybe she would enjoy having a thread here.
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I was only looking for the middle post, but the ones above and below it are lulzy. Someone should look into the person who preemptively archived her stuff. What did they know lmao
Here's her twitter https://twitter.com/carolinecapital/
She's followed by Grimes lol
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>anon: Where do you go for relationship advice?
She has a lot of posts about the redpill, bluepill, puas, etc. She's the ultimate pick me.
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>>1704889>>1704898>competence porn>the thrill of watching talented people plan, banter, and work together to solve problems. It's not just "characters being good at a thing," particularly if that thing is fighting—otherwise the term would apply to virtually all fiction—but specifically about using cleverness and hard work.
here’s Caroline in her sultry wood nymph LARP
Oh for sure, and she had no idea they would do this because she harbors delusions about moids. This is every pickme's fate.
There was already another fall girl in crypto, tied to some other exchange that failed recently (don't remember which). She was a porn actress and appointed as a COO or something like that shortly before it went tits up, so you know exactly who the attention was on.
Go take a shower stink, you four-eyed bitch >>1705034
See you guys when this website is being updated again kek
is there even a good one?>brown
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She won some math competitions with her MIT dad as the coach for her team for multiple years. She's always looked like a frizzy middle-schooler.http://mathprizeforgirlscommunity.blogspot.com/2012/08/?m=1
You just don't get it, anon. Obviously, even the slightest mention of a moid means the woman was innocent all along. Everything is a conspiracy. Moids.
(True story that as this kind of autism has increased, more and more oldfags disappeared.)
Fucking hilarious and more proof that grimes is a weird red pilled conservative NLOG bitch>>1705015
I don’t really understand the people saying she looks like a kid? She looks like a grandma to me with these crows feet and DEEP ass marionette lines
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This is allegedly her dating app profile for the poly thing>>1704883>Maybe she would enjoy having a thread her
she would, she is so unabashedly degen. she is like every stereotype people have about tumblr put into one person.
Yes, but only by current huge liberal media a la New York Times. They love sucking Sam’s dick and painting him as a poor innocent kind baby who was screwed over by other crypto men, while she’s portrayed in a more neutral or negative light. He and Caroline are equally as disgusting and complicit, but the mainstream media isn’t showing that, and people who are less caught up are just going to buy into that.
Also, angry moids and trannies on the internet love fixating on her more than Sam because she’s an ugly woman and they can take out their misogyny on her. She absolutely wasn’t set up or manipulated though, she knew what she was doing.
Like some moid on 4chan photoshopped her head onto an already existing image.
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Disgusting, she LIKED Lore Olympus… the crossover to so many other lc threads continues (the poly, leftcows , and now webtoons thread.
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Lmao, they’re riddled with schizophrenia due to inbreeding.>>1704942
Not to sound like a polcel, but they had access to that much money and influence because they’re all Jews, nona. That also explains why they’re all so hideous too.(racebait)
Go on nonnie
, keep feeding into it.
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She wrote love poems/songs and was deeply obsessed with Taylor Swift's music, so I'm not sure if she was just projecting a lot of confidence while being a sad nerdy girl
selfloathing people always want everyone else to be as miserable as them
anyway some insight into FTX's business model, they both went to MIT just to do this kek. ignore the moid scapegoating caroline.
She talks like the muh rationality nerds. I've never seen anyone here talking like that>>1705025>appoint woman to executive role>right before the fall>???>this is why we never put women in charge
Pickmes never prosper, but we really need to make them stop dragging us down with them
You can find her dad pretty easily, he’s regular ugly but not deformed ugly like she is.>>1705587
She’s competent in other areas and has rich parents. Her looks aren’t the end of the world for her.
I'm sorry, can we touch on the HSV positive part on her dating profile? Like… Good on her for being upfront about her herpes, but I just know her moid gave it to their whole gross polycule. apparently there's a whole ass dating community for herpes havers that wanna fuck each other raw kek>>1704831>>1705034>>1705032>>1705037
Yet another potentially milky/interesting snow thread devolved into retard reeing about men stop revolving your lives and these threads around doctors positive and negative I'm not one to comment on infighting but god damn shut the fuck up take it to ot
Because most women I know (who are average looking or even beautiful/cute) have low self confidence and would never behave like this. So it boggles the mind when an ugly person acts this way.
>Most successful moids are ugly as hell,
I am not disagreeing lol.
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>>1705798>Pickme cow thread has moid sperging
Wow, who could have foreseen this?>>1705772
Found who it was: Jessica Khater and Celsius network (which collapsed spectacularly). Don't believe she was hired right before the fall, but definitely when Celsius already knew they were insolvent (per recent audit/bankruptcy findings).
>Head of institutional lending at Celsius Network, Jessica Khater manages a book of $300 million in bitcoin assets that have resulted in $2.2 billion in loans.
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I've seen her movie
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that fact that all these FTX people talking up their company were showing up to huge financial formal events poorly dressed, unshowered and greasy looking but still getting people on board is hilarious even worse that they were all poly and fucking eachother
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samefag but there's a shit tonne of evidence about them all being poly, she regularly posted about it on her tumblr
I see, but this doesn’t necessarily mean it was with the Alameda guys.
In other news, she has a Wikipedia nowhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Ellison
My other favorite part of this thread is some triggered
coincel screeching that we are all "identifying with her because we're ugly" in a spectacular display of moid projection, as if literally all of them
aren't worshiping eldritch fuggos like SBF and Vitalik while fantasizing about their shitcoins mooning (for the sole purpose of buying their way out of being subhuman, as you may have guessed).
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Stop with the infighting, she's funny because she's an oversharer with bad taste who is incredibly insecure and keeps posting on main about how horny, sad, lonely, and QuIirKy she is. She posts so much incriminating stuff, especially now that her crypto scheme has exploded. She wanted this life, her blog is an open book of a Bay Area tech rat living her little larp fantasy as an influential girlboss
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It's called Berkeley goggles when people in Berkeley California slowly become more interested in less attractive people. Maybe it's a college thing in general with lowering standards.
You're welcome, don't forget your meds>>1706562
The amount of people ITT who take the giga stacy posting seriously and find it upsetting worries me
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Elizabeth Holmes recruits a team of elite scammers who are sticking it to the patriarchy like total girlbosses! Inexperienced Caroline desperately wants to be noticed by Elizabeth, but realizes her true friend was
Ruja who was coaching her this whole time by sending her thought-provoking questions to Tumblr inbox!
it kills me that her sister (green shirt in >>1705054
) looks dorky but normal. caroline really lost the genetic lottery
How is this chick apparently rich and yet she dresses like a mop-headed middle schooler from a Judy Bloom novel in 2005? It's not even so much that she has a 'young' sense of style, moreso that she has none at all. Doesn't even brush her hair. It's reminiscent of a dorky kid at soccer camp. Even moids start to style themselves a bit when they get into their 20s. I guess she's pretty much the female equivalent of this >>1706039
>he attended an important online meeting with investors playing LoL the entire time and apparently this made them want to invest more
kek of course it did. It's no coincidence that 90% of cranks, frauds and charlatans are men. They deserve to rip each other off and pull each other down. It's punishment for their own misplaced hubris. The emperor wears no clothes, but god forbid they listen when a woman tells them that.
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Tried to find milk on the rest of the clowns and found a milk-named website that covered some of the shenanigans. There's a lot to dig into, but I don't know if the other cryptocucks analyzed Taylor Swift albums, larpred, and obsessed over trad identity while pretending to be poly (I still don't see it confirmed anywhere if she was really poly or just wanted to be edgy).
I don't think she was "poly", I think she was just being used for sex by multiple guys, and the "poly" thing is a cope she came up with to make it seem "empowering and cool" rather than pathetic.
Then again, that's what all poly couples are lol.
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Very in line with this tumblr post of hers. I'm guessing Roissy is the author of all these blog posts she linked. The one called "Women Are More Comfortable Sharing a Lover" is about men naturally wanting multiple women at once, and how "Women have a natural instinct to sort into concubinage under a sole alpha male."
"The Hazards of Long Term Relationships" is a kinda the same, and includes a list of why LTRs are doomed. Here are some quotes:>LTRs will make you and her fat and lazy…As the man, you have to lead in this department. If you let yourself go, physically and mentally, she will either follow suit or she will lap you around the race track, in preparation for the day, coming soon, when she cheats on you or leaves you for the man worthy of her 0.7 waist-hip ratio and 21 BMI. >LTRs are monogamous…There is no doubt that men are programmed down to the cilia in their cells to desire sex with a multiplicity of attractive, fertile women. Variety is the spice of life, spread the seed, hogamus higamus etc. Some men have stronger urges to variety than other men, but in all men it is there in lesser or greater degree. The LTR, filled with the bounty of love, nevertheless thwarts a man’s genetic script to seed the wombs of many seed-able women.>You can also try your hand at an open relationship, wherein your lover knows you seek novel pussy on the side and you, presumably, allow her to do the same with novel cock. But realistically, most men will not be able to abide a lover’s infidelity, no matter how contractually agreed upon. The thought alone of a girlfriend or wife fucking another man, however many mistresses that man himself may indulge, will drive him to a fever. Men by nature and given a free choice would collect concubines and prefer those lovers guarded by eunuchs, not by virile male competitors.
"The Perfect Woman" is a list of what a perfect woman is, even though she can give birth, fart, and shit (he says his perfect woman would not do those things but he'll settle since it's not possible)>The perfect woman is not a status whore. >The perfect woman doesn’t flake. Yes, this is a girly trait and a symptom of over-estrogenation, but it’s one of their blatant weaknesses, and should not be encouraged.>The perfect woman embraces our polarity. She loves being a girl and loves surrendering to my manly will. >The perfect woman respects and loves the desires of men. She admires men for their purity. This means she stays the fuck in shape. That is one critical way a woman demonstrates her love for a man. Unconditional love is the heartbeat of poetry but it’s a great false god in the grimy world we inhabit. Love me, love my needs, and you will get the same treatment in return.
Maybe this was during her trad phase, but she posted it in 2018.
samefag but here are the links to "emotionally moving" writings. I really encourage you to look through them to get an insight into our Becky's brain. They've been deleted but are on archvie today.
Game is Pushing Me Away From Love: https://archive.ph/ahEVF
The Hazards Of Long Term Relationships: https://archive.ph/JcJrt#selection-159.0-159.38
Women Are More Comfortable Sharing A Lover: https://archive.ph/WYMRI
The Perfect Woman: https://archive.ph/bpK0R
I think it goes without saying she is an autist.
I watched this video that goes into how just how disastrous ftx was.>never had any board meetings, all decisions were made on group chats that disappeared over time>no records of finances nor did any one know how much assets they have at any given time. The new ceo is still trying to figure it out.>company funds used to fund personal real estate>Nobody knew how much employees there were and hr matters pertaining to incorrect pay and such were dealt with via a chat bot. Again, no records of anything. >said employees moved around between all the various companies with no records where they were at any given time.
Apparently they are all still roaming free and Caroline may has fled the Bahamas to a Dubai where she can't be extradited. I don't think we will get much milk from them until they get arrested.
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>Caroline may has fled the Bahamas to a Dubai where she can't be extradited
this gave me an aneurysm but i know what you're saying lol. Apparently it's a trendhttps://futurism.com/guy-crypto-meltdown-coincidence-extradition
Lmao, sorry. I am very impatient and neglected ensuring i wrote something coherent.>>1707852
Oh for sure. She is very smug giving up so much incriminating information in her little interviews. She clearly never thought she would get caught. Prison would not bode well for her when she realised her possible attempts at seducing the guards would be met with repulsion.
>>1707704>Game is Pushing Me Away From Love
some turbo autist's adventures in being the corniest motherfucker alive, goes through his "pickup strategy" in greentext
:>indirect opener, usually situational>if cockblock was present, one neg to cb asking if her friend is “always this way”>if cockblock wasn’t present, one neg directly to target about her “hair color being totally in style right now”>initiated kino sequence by laying my hand on her forearm, then later hand on her shoulder, then later still hand on her thigh>one dance twirl (her, not me)>one anchor (“hey could you watch my hat/scarf/pickup prop for me for a sec?”)>one DHV story about my time hiking a volcanic island>one to two venue change “bounces”, where i would simulate the experience of being on multiple dates by compressing it into two hours, making her feel she had spent more time with me than she actually did>two questions qualifying her, usually “cute chicks are a dime a dozen, what else do you have going for you?” or “are you low, medium or high maintenance?”>two rapport building routines (either the love test or the cube)>one age guessing game (her: how old are you?” me: “guess” her: [whatever answer] me: “perfect!” or “i don’t think you’re fun enough/mature enough for me”)>one vulnerability story (involves getting beat up by a bully i was trying to stop from beating up a nerdy schoolmate)>one major kino escalation (usually hand behind her neck)>kiss (i just go for it. no prepping) and/or number close
same night lay if propitious
Well ladies, are you wet yet?
Wew, that's a lot of sad cope and blatant self deception of a failed, bitter, aging PUA. I can see how an autistic girl could find that oddly adorable, in a "dying retarded animal" way.
The moid almost says the quiet part out loud: it's more important for a male to prevent women's polygamy than to practice their own. Open relationships are inadvisable for them - not just because of their core cuck anxiety, but because this mode of engagement quickly demonstrates who's the one with actual value in the relationship - as he glazed over in his cuck outburst about "leaving for someone more worthy of her waist to hip ratio". Men don't win open relationships, and something tells me this alpha stud has already tried them in a past fit of bravado over his own desirability, with a lot of testerical sobbing, jelqing and mewing as a result.
Of course this is followed by an equally sad "safety" fantasy about the exact kind of woman he wouldn't be interested in under any circumstances, peppered with some sort of reassurance about how he'd "surely return the favor" if she treated him nice. The opener in that infantile list of needs and wants is of course an outburst against the exact kind of woman he actually wants, would simp for and could never
bag - a "status whore".
All this cope and your dick is still shaped like a cum shovel - an immortal monument to your nature as a cuck, etched in your your flesh by evolution itself. Suicide fuel.
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Thank you anon for starting this thread. I propose this thread be a place to talk about all crypto cows and not just Caroline. Men involved in crypto are the biggest pedo MGTOW misogynist types. Women, as we can see from Caroline, are the biggest pickmes. Here is one woman's experience with crypto bros https://medium.com/@ariannasimpson/this-is-what-its-like-to-be-a-woman-at-a-bitcoin-meetup-b07f3bb6ab5b
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Agree. Sam is just one flavor of the cryptobro, and there is basically endless milk with failsons entering the space and crossing over with PUA and manosphere cows on podcasts.
I can't stand rich people who try to act like they're so frugal. Fuck off early life
sectioner. You were born to rich people you just scammed your way up
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It's confirmed she's gotten lawyers. I can't wait to watch how this plays out lol.https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/23/business/ftx-caroline-ellison-sbf.html
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samefag but I'd love to be in the room when this went down
Crypto conventions routinely have to HIRE women to go there, and it's usually under false pretenses (one ad was basically for something like "female extras" or "booth babes" but in reality it turned out to be something akin to being a hostess in a Japanese night club, with some HUGE escorting pressure). The normie chicks who got hired to do that were shook and bailed IIRC.
>mfw you can't even get women to pretend to be your gf by paying them so you have to pay AND lie
I'm an ancientfag and have been milking cryptocows since before MtGox, can confirm. I'll even go as far as saying that this is the sole purpose behind cryptofaggotry.
You see, at it's core crypto was intended to be deflationary to own the gubmint and inflation, also untraceable to collect drugs and CP (yes, crypto retards actually believe that something that stores all transactions for everyone to see is untraceable). Basically the target audience for crypto was originally something akin to a virgin pedo retard ancap prepper goldbug, but make it techie. Instead of buying fake gold on Fox News, they mined/bought solved sudoku puzzles.
What drives these types the most? Back in the day, before being either a leftoid discord mod or a tradcel e-daddy paypig was the online meta, every subhuman incel was an anarcho-capitalist or a classical liberal. And what drives ancaps and other such scum? Mostly rapture fantasies in which the gubmint falls and everyone comes crawling to them because their paper money is now worthless, and the ancap in question is now lording over everyone because he's the only one with gold and canned food. Average "the incels shall inherit the earth" cope. The biggest reward they expect is, of course, access to women who previously rejected them. The incel is salivating and drowning in fetid nocturnal emissions simultaneously as he imagines Stacy offering him all her holes for an MRE or a can of beans.
A cryptocel is just this, except instead of betting on food, guns and (as useless as it is) gold, he's betting on fucking lines of code that don't even work without electricity. Sage for ultra sperg.
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This was actually really informative anon. I am thankful for you this Thanksgiving
Whadya say anon, can we come up with a list of cryptocows to talk about for the next thread?
Here are my suggestions off the top of my head:>Caroline and Sam of course>Razzlekhan - Cringe self described "Versace Bedouin and crocodile of Wall Street. With her husband stole over a billion from a crypto exchange but got caught.>Cathy Wood - Big bitcoin promoter and sociopath. Runs the failing ARK funds that invest in bitcoin and a lot of other speculative tech.>Elon Musk - Already a thread about him>Michael Saylor - Former CEO of Microstrategy, invested a huge amount of his company's money in Bitcoin. Very milky history.>Patrick Byrne - CEO of Overstock and invested a lot of company money in Bitcoin, very milky>Nayib Bukele - President of El Salvador that invests his country's money in Bitcoin with his smartphone, lost 70 million so far.>CZ - head of Binance>Tether, Bitfinex, and the people running it - blatantly hatching coins out of thin air and propping up bitcoin.>Mark Karpeles - Fatso that ran Mt Gox>Gonzague Gay Bouchery - Mark's right hand man with a funny name>Roger Ver - Funny video of him attesting to Mt Gox>Brock Pierce>Fake Satoshi Nakamoto - Middle aged Japanese man that tricked cryptobros into believing he was the real Satoshi Nakamoto so that he could get a free lunch.>Scrotes at reddit group r_bitcoin
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Vitalik Buterin from Ethereum- undead pedo apologist ghoul, thinks "simple possession of CP is harmless".
>>1708821> told them she was sorry
Fuck I hate zoomers>>1708882
Based post, anon, I was not there but I was in another weird scene with messianc expectations and scrotes are all the same.>>1708929
good work nonnie
this could be fun
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Thank you for reminding me of her! Another bizarre story, I remember her rap songs were terrible, she wore 'space pimp' clothes and a fanny pack, and something about having one long 'razzle nail' on her pinky (going to the nail salon to get only that nail manicured, then when it fell off keeping it in a case with all the other razzle nails). Collage of her signature pose.
That’s so fucked I hate to call people retards but anyone that had money in this ftx shit lost an average of $3k
What the fuck
They started burning down Bitcoin ATMs when Bukele first made Bitcoin legal tender. My understanding is that there are frequent protests against him not just for crypto. You can track his trading and losses here: https://nayibtracker.com/>>1709426
Yeah, they talked about her in the mainstream media at the time. When she was arrested, she told the cops she had to grab her cat from her room but then went for her phone to try to disable it. https://www.businessinsider.com/heather-morgan-locked-phone-police-bitfinex-prosecutors-2022-2
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the obvious choice
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Mmm..pretty she isn't. Hiding out, she is.
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I hope they find her and bring her to Justice! She lost a lot of people's money. at least answer some questions.(learn2sage)
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Nonnies claiming that her parents are just "regular ugly" are mad wrong, her mom looks like an actual corpse, like I was scared to death
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She shud get plastic surgery, I mean it’s a good time to change your appearance kek
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Putting this here since there’s no other crypto thread. Viva Caroliña!!!!!
Tbh this thread won’t be milky, she’s hibernating in some penthouse in Dubai, literally hiding so mad investors won’t kill her kek
But I live for the uggo memes, even though I really like staceyness and probably would be friends w/her
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I got it from here https://twitter.com/Degen_Alfie/status/1598670493934313472
it's an hommage to "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" (picrel)
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Hold on..I just checked her tumblr and she posted this November 17th. All other posts are deleted. How did we miss this
A thread for Cryptocurrency and NFT discussion is here!>>>/snow/1718669
(Though I'm not sure if it should be on /ot/ instead? I put it in /snow/ since this thread is in /snow/)
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SBF was arrested
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I guess i'll spill some milk since this thread hasn't been updated in a while.
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latest ellison news>FTX’s inner circle had a secret chat group called ‘Wirefraud’>Although they took precautions in their exchanges with each other, the content of the Signal chat is expected to become public in legal proceedings.
Sam tweeted that he's never heard of this group chat>>1725950
I think her biggest wrongdoing is being a major pick me. Elizabeth Holmes is actually bad though imo
She committed fraud on a massive scale. Lying to people to enrich yourself is wrong regardless of who you are. People forget that its not just venture capitalists who fund this stuff, it is your pension fund being wasted as well.
Elizabeth Holmes falsified results and struck deals with actual clinical trials and healthcare providers knowing it was all bullshit. This was time, effort and money that could have been spent on things that would actually help sick people. Nursing budgets that had to be cut or maintenance that had to be postponed. Elizabeth Holmes didn't care that vulnerable people would suffer just to satisfy her greed.
babes… Elizabeth Holmes produced machines that gave false medical test results…
Caroline was the money generation girl for the pyramid scheme and she was too stupid to be able to do it…
Nonita you should love Anna Delvey instead she actually did nothing wrong to those dumbass 1-percenters kek
Miss Lizzy's fake tech literally hurt and frauded regular sick people
i think lovely nonnie
over here had a little too much wine.. miss enola lol
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Harry plotter begs for bail because he's a depressed vegan lol>>1727518
Only reason Holmes blood contraption didn't kill more people was because of the great reporting by the WSJ to uncover the fraud. Holmes tried to silence it by calling Rupert Murdoch, an investor in Theranos and owner of the WSJ, but wouldn't play ball. I guess oligarchs can sometimes do the right thing.
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this edit is so funny lmfao
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This could be a smoking gun in caroline's innocence. She didn't even have access to transfering assets
revenge of the Beckies
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Ellison pled guilty, out on $250K bail and faces 110 years in prison. She's singing like a canary against her boyfriend and their scam. Smart move on her part. https://www.coindesk.com/business/2022/12/22/caroline-ellison-plea-agreement-250000-bail-surrender-of-travel-documents-forfeiture-of-assets/
SBF has been extradited and our on $250 Million bail. He faces up to 115 years in prison. Went from being a billionaire to living with his parents lol
I found this obscure Medium article from last January that figured out how the FTX scam worked. It's worth a read and I don't think that any news outlets have picked it up yet: https://medium.com/@phulm/ftx-banned-me-because-i-showed-it-was-a-shambles-44cae99906a1
Not posting screencap because it's too big. Sus as fuck!
Maybe that's why some super rich chose to marry dumb bimbos. They're not smart enough to snitch you and fuck you over.
Anyway, hope she shares her cell with Elizabeth Holmes.
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bump cp spam dont scroll
I recon a lot of the girls in the slammer are man hating sex workers or just man haters in general. They'd probably applaud her for getting the bag.>>1733431
Awh, did she scam you nonita? She stole from mainly crypto bros and rich retards, why would I do anything other than applaud her for taking down as many scrotes as she possibly could?
I could never fangirl either Elizabeth Holmes or Caroline. If it was just a bunch of wealthy scrotes that got scammed I wouldn't care but they hurt ordinary people. In Holmes case, she convinced Walgreens and Boots do use her blood tests, average people that assumed that these two big pharma retailers would do proper due diligence ended up getting false positives and false negatives on their tests, one guy is dying/dead from cancer that could have been detected with a proper blood test. In Caroline's case, her and SBF are obviously involved in trying to make crypto mainstream and lobbying politicians. This runs counter to my desire to see all crypto die in a trash fire like it should. If you want a good criminal girlboss to look up to, look to Anna Delvey. I admire how Delvey scammed rich people. On the victim
impact statements in court, one woman started whining about the stress she was under from this ordeal, Anna responded "bitch, you don't know stress, I just spent time on Rikers Island!" lmao
WAIT WAIT JUST ONE FUCKING MINUTE
why hasn’t anyone on here picked up on this or spoken about it on here? Is it unrelated to this, did those guys have anything to do with ftx in some way? That’s honestly some creeeepy scary shit and I’m shocked none of you have brought it up again if it is related
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Her as Caroline or gtfo