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No. 1704831
Caroline Ellison is a 28 year old Potterhead, mathlete, and Swiftie, with an unknown role in what could be the biggest crypto fraud the world has seen.
Social media archives:
https://caroline.milkyeggs.com/Twitter:
https://twitter.com/carolinecapitalCaroline Ellison is the CEO of Alameda Research, a cryptocurrency trading firm founded by one of her many boyfriends, Sam Bankman-Fried. Sam also founded FTX, a cryptocurrency exchange once worth $32 billion that rivaled Binance, but filed for bankruptcy earlier this month. Sam used money from FTX customers to fund Alameda until both came crashing down once a balance sheet was leaked, plummeting the crypto market and leaving investors and customers out billions of dollars. Sam is currently hiding in the Bahamas and will soon be extradited for questioning. Caroline continues to decline to comment on these matters while more articles are being written about her by the hour.
Her tumblr (now deleted) and old tweets are resurfacing as journalists try to figure out Caroline’s role in the fraud. She often tags her blog posts “crypto social conservative blogging” and “not feminism go away” as she recounts her trad phase and partakes in “rattumblr” (Rational Thought Tumblr) while musing about genes and anthropology.
Journalists have put together that she lived with Sam and eight other employees who are all in a degenerate polycule together in a house in the Bahamas. Although Caroline has “come to decide the only acceptable style of poly is best characterized as something like ‘imperial Chinese harem,” FTX’s in-house sex therapist says the employees weren’t getting it on enough as they were “actually undersexed.” Caroline is a Stanford grad with two MIT professors as parents.
No. 1704844
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The Giga Stacey Mega Becky herself. Honestly, I don't think there's much milk to be had. There seems to be little evidence regarding a polycule. But the speculation about her is incredibly entertaining.
No. 1704860
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She talks like some of the anons on LC, she definitely browsed here lol.
No. 1704868
>>1704860This is just normal tumblr speak anon…
Does anyone know if she had any sideblogs? Those might be interesting to see
No. 1704870
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>I didn’t get into this as a crypto true believer, and yeah it’s mostly scams and memes when you get down to it.
No. 1704883
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Screenshot from the archived Tumblr proving she knew her coworkers read her tmi blog. And she kept posting, so she probably liked knowing people analyzed her writing and judged her.
Maybe she would enjoy having a thread here.
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I was only looking for the middle post, but the ones above and below it are lulzy. Someone should look into the person who preemptively archived her stuff. What did they know lmao
No. 1704911
>>1704902Here's her twitter
https://twitter.com/carolinecapital/She's followed by Grimes lol
No. 1704929
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>anon: Where do you go for relationship advice?
>Caroline: RedPillWomen
…
She has a lot of posts about the redpill, bluepill, puas, etc. She's the ultimate pick me.
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>>1704889>>1704898>competence porn>the thrill of watching talented people plan, banter, and work together to solve problems. It's not just "characters being good at a thing," particularly if that thing is fighting—otherwise the term would apply to virtually all fiction—but specifically about using cleverness and hard work.here’s Caroline in her sultry wood nymph LARP
No. 1705025
>>1705016Oh for sure, and she had no idea they would do this because she harbors delusions about moids. This is every pickme's fate.
There was already another fall girl in crypto, tied to some other exchange that failed recently (don't remember which). She was a porn actress and appointed as a COO or something like that shortly before it went tits up, so you know exactly who the attention was on.
No. 1705037
>>1705032Go take a shower stink, you four-eyed bitch
>>1705034See you guys when this website is being updated again kek
No. 1705039
>>1704893 is there even a good one?
>brownweirdos
>stanfordweirdos
>harvardweirdos
>yaleoccult brotherhood weirdos
No. 1705054
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She won some math competitions with her MIT dad as the coach for her team for multiple years. She's always looked like a frizzy middle-schooler.
http://mathprizeforgirlscommunity.blogspot.com/2012/08/?m=1 No. 1705068
>>1705029You just don't get it, anon. Obviously, even the slightest mention of a moid means the woman was innocent all along. Everything is a conspiracy. Moids.
(True story that as this kind of autism has increased, more and more oldfags disappeared.)
No. 1705158
>>1704911Fucking hilarious and more proof that grimes is a weird red pilled conservative NLOG bitch
>>1705015I don’t really understand the people saying she looks like a kid? She looks like a grandma to me with these crows feet and DEEP ass marionette lines
No. 1705273
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>>1704844This is allegedly her dating app profile for the poly thing
>>1704883>Maybe she would enjoy having a thread hershe would, she is so unabashedly degen. she is like every stereotype people have about tumblr put into one person.
No. 1705291
>>1705016Yes, but only by current huge liberal media a la New York Times. They love sucking Sam’s dick and painting him as a poor innocent kind baby who was screwed over by other crypto men, while she’s portrayed in a more neutral or negative light. He and Caroline are equally as disgusting and complicit, but the mainstream media isn’t showing that, and people who are less caught up are just going to buy into that.
Also, angry moids and trannies on the internet love fixating on her more than Sam because she’s an ugly woman and they can take out their misogyny on her. She absolutely wasn’t set up or manipulated though, she knew what she was doing.
No. 1705322
>>1705321Samefag
Like some moid on 4chan photoshopped her head onto an already existing image.
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Disgusting, she LIKED Lore Olympus… the crossover to so many other lc threads continues (the poly, leftcows , and now webtoons thread.
No. 1705366
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>>1704857Lmao, they’re riddled with schizophrenia due to inbreeding.
>>1704942Not to sound like a polcel, but they had access to that much money and influence because they’re all Jews, nona. That also explains why they’re all so hideous too.
(racebait) No. 1705386
>>1705377Go on
nonnie, keep feeding into it.
No. 1705696
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>>1705587She wrote love poems/songs and was deeply obsessed with Taylor Swift's music, so I'm not sure if she was just projecting a lot of confidence while being a sad nerdy girl
No. 1705765
>>1705752selfloathing people always want everyone else to be as miserable as them
anyway some insight into FTX's business model, they both went to MIT just to do this kek. ignore the moid scapegoating caroline.
No. 1705772
>>1704860She talks like the muh rationality nerds. I've never seen anyone here talking like that
>>1705025>appoint woman to executive role>right before the fall>???>this is why we never put women in chargePickmes never prosper, but we really need to make them stop dragging us down with them
No. 1705787
>>1705739You can find her dad pretty easily, he’s regular ugly but not deformed ugly like she is.
>>1705587She’s competent in other areas and has rich parents. Her looks aren’t the end of the world for her.
No. 1705798
>>1705273>>1705283I'm sorry, can we touch on the HSV positive part on her dating profile? Like… Good on her for being upfront about her herpes, but I just know her moid gave it to their whole gross polycule.
apparently there's a whole ass dating community for herpes havers that wanna fuck each other raw kek>>1704831>>1705034>>1705032>>1705037Yet another potentially milky/interesting snow thread devolved into retard reeing about men
stop revolving your lives and these threads around doctors positive and negative I'm not one to comment on infighting but god damn shut the fuck up take it to ot No. 1705823
>>1705752Because most women I know (who are average looking or even beautiful/cute) have low self confidence and would never behave like this. So it boggles the mind when an ugly person acts this way.
>Most successful moids are ugly as hell,I am not disagreeing lol.
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>>1705798>Pickme cow thread has moid spergingWow, who could have foreseen this?
>>1705772Found who it was: Jessica Khater and Celsius network (which collapsed spectacularly). Don't believe she was hired right before the fall, but definitely when Celsius already knew they were insolvent (per recent audit/bankruptcy findings).
>Head of institutional lending at Celsius Network, Jessica Khater manages a book of $300 million in bitcoin assets that have resulted in $2.2 billion in loans. No. 1706011
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I've seen her movie
No. 1706039
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that fact that all these FTX people talking up their company were showing up to huge financial formal events poorly dressed, unshowered and greasy looking but still getting people on board is hilarious even worse that they were all poly and fucking eachother
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>>1704844samefag but there's a shit tonne of evidence about them all being poly, she regularly posted about it on her tumblr
No. 1706068
>>1706042I see, but this doesn’t necessarily mean it was with the Alameda guys.
In other news, she has a Wikipedia now
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Ellison No. 1706152
>>1706137My other favorite part of this thread is some
triggered coincel screeching that we are all "identifying with her because we're ugly" in a spectacular display of moid projection, as if
literally all of them aren't worshiping eldritch fuggos like SBF and Vitalik while fantasizing about their shitcoins mooning (for the sole purpose of buying their way out of being subhuman, as you may have guessed).
No. 1706386
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Stop with the infighting, she's funny because she's an oversharer with bad taste who is incredibly insecure and keeps posting on main about how horny, sad, lonely, and QuIirKy she is. She posts so much incriminating stuff, especially now that her crypto scheme has exploded. She wanted this life, her blog is an open book of a Bay Area tech rat living her little larp fantasy as an influential girlboss
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It's called Berkeley goggles when people in Berkeley California slowly become more interested in less attractive people. Maybe it's a college thing in general with lowering standards.
No. 1706820
>>1706685You're welcome, don't forget your meds
>>1706562The amount of people ITT who take the giga stacy posting seriously and find it upsetting worries me
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>>1706972The Scamvengers
Elizabeth Holmes recruits a team of elite scammers who are sticking it to the patriarchy like total girlbosses! Inexperienced Caroline desperately wants to be noticed by Elizabeth, but realizes her true friend was
Ruja who was coaching her this whole time by sending her thought-provoking questions to Tumblr inbox!
No. 1707024
it kills me that her sister (green shirt in
>>1705054) looks dorky but normal. caroline really lost the genetic lottery
No. 1707114
How is this chick apparently rich and yet she dresses like a mop-headed middle schooler from a Judy Bloom novel in 2005? It's not even so much that she has a 'young' sense of style, moreso that she has none at all. Doesn't even brush her hair. It's reminiscent of a dorky kid at soccer camp. Even moids start to style themselves a bit when they get into their 20s. I guess she's pretty much the female equivalent of this
>>1706039 scrote though.
>he attended an important online meeting with investors playing LoL the entire time and apparently this made them want to invest morekek of course it did. It's no coincidence that 90% of cranks, frauds and charlatans are men. They deserve to rip each other off and pull each other down. It's punishment for their own misplaced hubris. The emperor wears no clothes, but god forbid they listen when a woman tells them that.
No. 1707196
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>>1707181Tried to find milk on the rest of the clowns and found a milk-named website that covered some of the shenanigans. There's a lot to dig into, but I don't know if the other cryptocucks analyzed Taylor Swift albums, larpred, and obsessed over trad identity while pretending to be poly (I still don't see it confirmed anywhere if she was really poly or just wanted to be edgy).
Article here:
https://www.milkroad.com/p/ftx-bankruptcy-filing-circus-never-stops No. 1707630
>>1707196I don't think she was "poly", I think she was just being used for sex by multiple guys, and the "poly" thing is a cope she came up with to make it seem "empowering and cool" rather than pathetic.
Then again, that's what all poly couples are lol.
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>>1707630Very in line with this tumblr post of hers. I'm guessing Roissy is the author of all these blog posts she linked. The one called "Women Are More Comfortable Sharing a Lover" is about men naturally wanting multiple women at once, and how "Women have a natural instinct to sort into concubinage under a sole alpha male."
"The Hazards of Long Term Relationships" is a kinda the same, and includes a list of why LTRs are doomed. Here are some quotes:
>LTRs will make you and her fat and lazy…As the man, you have to lead in this department. If you let yourself go, physically and mentally, she will either follow suit or she will lap you around the race track, in preparation for the day, coming soon, when she cheats on you or leaves you for the man worthy of her 0.7 waist-hip ratio and 21 BMI. >LTRs are monogamous…There is no doubt that men are programmed down to the cilia in their cells to desire sex with a multiplicity of attractive, fertile women. Variety is the spice of life, spread the seed, hogamus higamus etc. Some men have stronger urges to variety than other men, but in all men it is there in lesser or greater degree. The LTR, filled with the bounty of love, nevertheless thwarts a man’s genetic script to seed the wombs of many seed-able women.>You can also try your hand at an open relationship, wherein your lover knows you seek novel pussy on the side and you, presumably, allow her to do the same with novel cock. But realistically, most men will not be able to abide a lover’s infidelity, no matter how contractually agreed upon. The thought alone of a girlfriend or wife fucking another man, however many mistresses that man himself may indulge, will drive him to a fever. Men by nature and given a free choice would collect concubines and prefer those lovers guarded by eunuchs, not by virile male competitors."The Perfect Woman" is a list of what a perfect woman is, even though she can give birth, fart, and shit (he says his perfect woman would not do those things but he'll settle since it's not possible)
>The perfect woman is not a status whore. >The perfect woman doesn’t flake. Yes, this is a girly trait and a symptom of over-estrogenation, but it’s one of their blatant weaknesses, and should not be encouraged.>The perfect woman embraces our polarity. She loves being a girl and loves surrendering to my manly will. >The perfect woman respects and loves the desires of men. She admires men for their purity. This means she stays the fuck in shape. That is one critical way a woman demonstrates her love for a man. Unconditional love is the heartbeat of poetry but it’s a great false god in the grimy world we inhabit. Love me, love my needs, and you will get the same treatment in return. Maybe this was during her trad phase, but she posted it in 2018.
No. 1707704
>>1707699samefag but here are the links to "emotionally moving" writings. I really encourage you to look through them to get an insight into our Becky's brain. They've been deleted but are on archvie today.
Game is Pushing Me Away From Love:
https://archive.ph/ahEVFThe Hazards Of Long Term Relationships:
https://archive.ph/JcJrt#selection-159.0-159.38Women Are More Comfortable Sharing A Lover:
https://archive.ph/WYMRIThe Perfect Woman:
https://archive.ph/bpK0RLove:
https://archive.ph/anOdy No. 1707839
>>1707775I think it goes without saying she is an autist.
I watched this video that goes into how just how disastrous ftx was.
>never had any board meetings, all decisions were made on group chats that disappeared over time>no records of finances nor did any one know how much assets they have at any given time. The new ceo is still trying to figure it out.>company funds used to fund personal real estate>Nobody knew how much employees there were and hr matters pertaining to incorrect pay and such were dealt with via a chat bot. Again, no records of anything. >said employees moved around between all the various companies with no records where they were at any given time.Apparently they are all still roaming free and Caroline may has fled the Bahamas to a Dubai where she can't be extradited. I don't think we will get much milk from them until they get arrested.
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>Caroline may has fled the Bahamas to a Dubai where she can't be extraditedthis gave me an aneurysm but i know what you're saying lol. Apparently it's a trend
https://futurism.com/guy-crypto-meltdown-coincidence-extradition No. 1707884
>>1707848Lmao, sorry. I am very impatient and neglected ensuring i wrote something coherent.
>>1707852Oh for sure. She is very smug giving up so much incriminating information in her little interviews. She clearly never thought she would get caught. Prison would not bode well for her when she realised her possible attempts at seducing the guards would be met with repulsion.
No. 1707896
>>1707704>Game is Pushing Me Away From Lovesome turbo autist's adventures in being the corniest motherfucker alive, goes through his "pickup strategy"
in greentext:
>indirect opener, usually situational>if cockblock was present, one neg to cb asking if her friend is “always this way”>if cockblock wasn’t present, one neg directly to target about her “hair color being totally in style right now”>initiated kino sequence by laying my hand on her forearm, then later hand on her shoulder, then later still hand on her thigh>one dance twirl (her, not me)>one anchor (“hey could you watch my hat/scarf/pickup prop for me for a sec?”)>one DHV story about my time hiking a volcanic island>one to two venue change “bounces”, where i would simulate the experience of being on multiple dates by compressing it into two hours, making her feel she had spent more time with me than she actually did>two questions qualifying her, usually “cute chicks are a dime a dozen, what else do you have going for you?” or “are you low, medium or high maintenance?”>two rapport building routines (either the love test or the cube)>one age guessing game (her: how old are you?” me: “guess” her: [whatever answer] me: “perfect!” or “i don’t think you’re fun enough/mature enough for me”)>one vulnerability story (involves getting beat up by a bully i was trying to stop from beating up a nerdy schoolmate)>one major kino escalation (usually hand behind her neck)>kiss (i just go for it. no prepping) and/or number closesame night lay if propitious
Well ladies, are you wet yet?
No. 1707967
>>1707699Wew, that's a lot of sad cope and blatant self deception of a failed, bitter, aging PUA. I can see how an autistic girl could find that oddly adorable, in a "dying retarded animal" way.
The moid almost says the quiet part out loud: it's more important for a male to prevent women's polygamy than to practice their own. Open relationships are inadvisable for them - not just because of their core cuck anxiety, but because this mode of engagement quickly demonstrates who's the one with actual value in the relationship - as he glazed over in his cuck outburst about "leaving for someone more worthy of her waist to hip ratio". Men don't win open relationships, and something tells me this alpha stud has already tried them in a past fit of bravado over his own desirability, with a lot of testerical sobbing, jelqing and mewing as a result.
Of course this is followed by an equally sad "safety" fantasy about the exact kind of woman he wouldn't be interested in under any circumstances, peppered with some sort of reassurance about how he'd "surely return the favor" if she treated him nice. The opener in that infantile list of needs and wants is of course an outburst against the exact kind of woman he actually wants, would simp for and could
never bag - a "status whore".
All this cope and your dick is still shaped like a cum shovel - an immortal monument to your nature as a cuck, etched in your your flesh by evolution itself. Suicide fuel.
No. 1708688
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Thank you anon for starting this thread. I propose this thread be a place to talk about all crypto cows and not just Caroline. Men involved in crypto are the biggest pedo MGTOW misogynist types. Women, as we can see from Caroline, are the biggest pickmes. Here is one woman's experience with crypto bros
https://medium.com/@ariannasimpson/this-is-what-its-like-to-be-a-woman-at-a-bitcoin-meetup-b07f3bb6ab5b No. 1708710
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>>1708688Agree. Sam is just one flavor of the cryptobro, and there is basically endless milk with failsons entering the space and crossing over with PUA and manosphere cows on podcasts.
No. 1708767
>>1708710I can't stand rich people who try to act like they're so frugal. Fuck off
early life sectioner. You were born to rich people you just scammed your way up
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It's confirmed she's gotten lawyers. I can't wait to watch how this plays out lol.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/23/business/ftx-caroline-ellison-sbf.html No. 1708821
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>>1708817samefag but I'd love to be in the room when this went down
No. 1708864
>>1708688Crypto conventions routinely have to HIRE women to go there, and it's usually under false pretenses (one ad was basically for something like "female extras" or "booth babes" but in reality it turned out to be something akin to being a hostess in a Japanese night club, with some HUGE escorting pressure). The normie chicks who got hired to do that were shook and bailed IIRC.
>mfw you can't even get women to pretend to be your gf by paying them so you have to pay AND lieCryptocel moment
No. 1708882
>>1708733I'm an ancientfag and have been milking cryptocows since before MtGox, can confirm. I'll even go as far as saying that this is the sole purpose behind cryptofaggotry.
You see, at it's core crypto was intended to be deflationary to own the gubmint and inflation, also untraceable to collect drugs and CP (yes, crypto retards actually believe that something that stores all transactions for everyone to see is untraceable). Basically the target audience for crypto was originally something akin to a virgin pedo retard ancap prepper goldbug, but make it techie. Instead of buying fake gold on Fox News, they mined/bought solved sudoku puzzles.
What drives these types the most? Back in the day, before being either a leftoid discord mod or a tradcel e-daddy paypig was the online meta, every subhuman incel was an anarcho-capitalist or a classical liberal. And what drives ancaps and other such scum? Mostly rapture fantasies in which the gubmint falls and everyone comes crawling to them because their paper money is now worthless, and the ancap in question is now lording over everyone because he's the only one with gold and canned food. Average "the incels shall inherit the earth" cope. The biggest reward they expect is, of course, access to women who previously rejected them. The incel is salivating and drowning in fetid nocturnal emissions simultaneously as he imagines Stacy offering him all her holes for an MRE or a can of beans.
A cryptocel is just this, except instead of betting on food, guns and (as useless as it is) gold, he's betting on fucking lines of code that don't even work without electricity. Sage for ultra sperg.
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>>1708882This was actually really informative anon. I am thankful for you this Thanksgiving
No. 1708929
>>1708882Whadya say anon, can we come up with a list of cryptocows to talk about for the next thread?
Here are my suggestions off the top of my head:
>Caroline and Sam of course>Razzlekhan - Cringe self described "Versace Bedouin and crocodile of Wall Street. With her husband stole over a billion from a crypto exchange but got caught.>Cathy Wood - Big bitcoin promoter and sociopath. Runs the failing ARK funds that invest in bitcoin and a lot of other speculative tech.>Elon Musk - Already a thread about him>Michael Saylor - Former CEO of Microstrategy, invested a huge amount of his company's money in Bitcoin. Very milky history.>Patrick Byrne - CEO of Overstock and invested a lot of company money in Bitcoin, very milky>Nayib Bukele - President of El Salvador that invests his country's money in Bitcoin with his smartphone, lost 70 million so far.>CZ - head of Binance>Tether, Bitfinex, and the people running it - blatantly hatching coins out of thin air and propping up bitcoin.>Mark Karpeles - Fatso that ran Mt Gox>Gonzague Gay Bouchery - Mark's right hand man with a funny name>Roger Ver - Funny video of him attesting to Mt Gox>Brock Pierce>Fake Satoshi Nakamoto - Middle aged Japanese man that tricked cryptobros into believing he was the real Satoshi Nakamoto so that he could get a free lunch.>Scrotes at reddit group r_bitcoin No. 1709030
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>>1708929Vitalik Buterin from Ethereum- undead pedo apologist ghoul, thinks "simple possession of CP is harmless".
No. 1709054
>>1708821> told them she was sorryFuck I hate zoomers
>>1708882Based post, anon, I was not there but I was in another weird scene with messianc expectations and scrotes are all the same.
>>1708929good work
nonnie this could be fun
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>>1709142Thank you for reminding me of her! Another bizarre story, I remember her rap songs were terrible, she wore 'space pimp' clothes and a fanny pack, and something about having one long 'razzle nail' on her pinky (going to the nail salon to get only that nail manicured, then when it fell off keeping it in a case with all the other razzle nails). Collage of her signature pose.
No. 1709297
>>1708929That’s so fucked I hate to call people retards but anyone that had money in this ftx shit lost an average of $3k
What the fuck
No. 1709518
>>1709303They started burning down Bitcoin ATMs when Bukele first made Bitcoin legal tender. My understanding is that there are frequent protests against him not just for crypto. You can track his trading and losses here:
https://nayibtracker.com/>>1709426Yeah, they talked about her in the mainstream media at the time. When she was arrested, she told the cops she had to grab her cat from her room but then went for her phone to try to disable it.
https://www.businessinsider.com/heather-morgan-locked-phone-police-bitfinex-prosecutors-2022-2 No. 1710022
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>>1710303the obvious choice
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Mmm..pretty she isn't. Hiding out, she is.
No. 1716681
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I hope they find her and bring her to Justice! She lost a lot of people's money. at least answer some questions.(learn2sage)
No. 1716740
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Nonnies claiming that her parents are just "regular ugly" are mad wrong, her mom looks like an actual corpse, like I was scared to death
No. 1716743
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>>1716678She shud get plastic surgery, I mean it’s a good time to change your appearance kek
No. 1716763
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Putting this here since there’s no other crypto thread. Viva Caroliña!!!!!
No. 1716857
>>1716714Tbh this thread won’t be milky, she’s hibernating in some penthouse in Dubai, literally hiding so mad investors won’t kill her kek
But I live for the uggo memes, even though I really like staceyness and probably would be friends w/her
No. 1717098
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No. 1717655
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>>1717366I got it from here
https://twitter.com/Degen_Alfie/status/1598670493934313472 it's an hommage to "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" (picrel)
No. 1718501
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No. 1718556
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Hold on..I just checked her tumblr and she posted this November 17th. All other posts are deleted. How did we miss this
No. 1718671
A thread for Cryptocurrency and NFT discussion is here!
>>>/snow/1718669(Though I'm not sure if it should be on /ot/ instead? I put it in /snow/ since this thread is in /snow/)
No. 1725944
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SBF was arrested
No. 1725948
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I guess i'll spill some milk since this thread hasn't been updated in a while.
No. 1725952
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latest ellison news
>FTX’s inner circle had a secret chat group called ‘Wirefraud’>Although they took precautions in their exchanges with each other, the content of the Signal chat is expected to become public in legal proceedings.Sam tweeted that he's never heard of this group chat
>>1725950I think her biggest wrongdoing is being a major pick me. Elizabeth Holmes is actually bad though imo
No. 1725955
>>1725950She committed fraud on a massive scale. Lying to people to enrich yourself is wrong regardless of who you are. People forget that its not just venture capitalists who fund this stuff, it is your pension fund being wasted as well.
Elizabeth Holmes falsified results and struck deals with actual clinical trials and healthcare providers knowing it was all bullshit. This was time, effort and money that could have been spent on things that would actually help sick people. Nursing budgets that had to be cut or maintenance that had to be postponed. Elizabeth Holmes didn't care that vulnerable people would suffer just to satisfy her greed.
No. 1725998
>>1725950babes… Elizabeth Holmes produced machines that gave false medical test results…
Caroline was the money generation girl for the pyramid scheme and she was too stupid to be able to do it…
No. 1726335
>>1725950Nonita you should love Anna Delvey instead she actually did nothing wrong to those dumbass 1-percenters kek
Miss Lizzy's fake tech literally hurt and frauded regular sick people
No. 1726999
>>1726383i think lovely
nonnie over here had a little too much wine.. miss enola lol
No. 1727708
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Harry plotter begs for bail because he's a depressed vegan lol
>>1727518Only reason Holmes blood contraption didn't kill more people was because of the great reporting by the WSJ to uncover the fraud. Holmes tried to silence it by calling Rupert Murdoch, an investor in Theranos and owner of the WSJ, but wouldn't play ball. I guess oligarchs can sometimes do the right thing.
No. 1730076
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this edit is so funny lmfao
No. 1730077
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This could be a smoking gun in caroline's innocence. She didn't even have access to transfering assets
No. 1730127
>>1730076Based queen
revenge of the Beckies
No. 1731433
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Ellison pled guilty, out on $250K bail and faces 110 years in prison. She's singing like a canary against her boyfriend and their scam. Smart move on her part.
https://www.coindesk.com/business/2022/12/22/caroline-ellison-plea-agreement-250000-bail-surrender-of-travel-documents-forfeiture-of-assets/SBF has been extradited and our on $250 Million bail. He faces up to 115 years in prison. Went from being a billionaire to living with his parents lol
No. 1732987
I found this obscure Medium article from last January that figured out how the FTX scam worked. It's worth a read and I don't think that any news outlets have picked it up yet:
https://medium.com/@phulm/ftx-banned-me-because-i-showed-it-was-a-shambles-44cae99906a1 Not posting screencap because it's too big. Sus as fuck!
No. 1733058
>>1730127>>1730127Maybe that's why some super rich chose to marry dumb bimbos. They're not smart enough to snitch you and fuck you over.
Anyway, hope she shares her cell with Elizabeth Holmes.
No. 1733069
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Good advice
No. 1733541
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No. 1733805
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bump cp spam dont scroll
No. 1733900
>>1733365I recon a lot of the girls in the slammer are man hating sex workers or just man haters in general. They'd probably applaud her for getting the bag.
>>1733431Awh, did she scam you nonita? She stole from mainly crypto bros and rich retards, why would I do anything other than applaud her for taking down as many scrotes as she possibly could?
No. 1734493
>>1733249I could never fangirl either Elizabeth Holmes or Caroline. If it was just a bunch of wealthy scrotes that got scammed I wouldn't care but they hurt ordinary people. In Holmes case, she convinced Walgreens and Boots do use her blood tests, average people that assumed that these two big pharma retailers would do proper due diligence ended up getting false positives and false negatives on their tests, one guy is dying/dead from cancer that could have been detected with a proper blood test. In Caroline's case, her and SBF are obviously involved in trying to make crypto mainstream and lobbying politicians. This runs counter to my desire to see all crypto die in a trash fire like it should. If you want a good criminal girlboss to look up to, look to Anna Delvey. I admire how Delvey scammed rich people. On the
victim impact statements in court, one woman started whining about the stress she was under from this ordeal, Anna responded "bitch, you don't know stress, I just spent time on Rikers Island!" lmao
No. 1734826
>>1716763>>1716763WAIT WAIT JUST ONE FUCKING MINUTE
why hasn’t anyone on here picked up on this or spoken about it on here? Is it unrelated to this, did those guys have anything to do with ftx in some way? That’s honestly some creeeepy scary shit and I’m shocked none of you have brought it up again if it is related
No. 1743578
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Her as Caroline or gtfo
No. 1879956
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Sam Bankman-Fried's bail was revoked for tampering with witnesses and for leaking Caroline Ellison's personal documents in an effort to hurt or frighten her. Idiot has to be cellmates with bubba until the trial lol.
https://archive.is/3X1OE No. 1911836
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>Former CEO of Alameda Research Caroline Ellison testified today in the trial of FTX found Sam Bankman-Fried. Ellison directly testified that she committed financial crimes at Alameda under directions from SBF
>Asked by the prosecution if she committed any crimes while working at Alameda, Ellison responded “yes, we did.” Asked who directed her to commit these crimes, she said it was Bankman-Fried.
Based Queen
No. 1912044
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>>1911836the last thing you see before you die
No. 1912082
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Screaming at her court sketches
No. 1912102
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sage for OT, saw this tweet and it instantly reminded me of her.
No. 1912180
>>1912178I think that's why I find her cute? and it's not like she's deformed, people are acting like she's an acid burn
victim and being really extra about it
No. 1912193
>>1912189well put
>>1912082>>1912106Ikr I like this artist's style. I love the little picture in the foreground, how it's not the same colors as the rest of the drawing so it clearly reads as a screen with its own lighting, and how effective it is with such little space and so few strokes.
No. 1912210
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No. 1912328
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>Ellison described Bankman-Fried as being "the one who set up the systems that allowed Alameda to take the money, and he was the one who directed us to take customer money to repay our loans."
No. 1912586
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She be crushing the tech bros with this one, stay winning you slimey-haired Benjamin-Buttons rodent crossbreed girlie.
No. 1912608
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>>1912102It's actually kinda uncanny.
No. 1912639
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NEW YORK (AP) — Sam Bankman-Fried’s lawyer struggled through a meandering cross-examination of the FTX founder’s former girlfriend Thursday, keeping both the judge and the public guessing as to the defense team’s strategy in countering the testimony of the government’s key witness.
Caroline Ellison had testified over the two previous days that Bankman-Fried directed her at several times over the years to pull money from FTX customer accounts to fund investments and trading strategies at Bankman-Fried’s cryptocurrency hedge fund, Alameda Research. Ellison was the CEO of Alameda when it and FTX collapsed in November of last year.
Ellison spent much of her testimony walking the jury through how she repeatedly had to tap into the customer deposits at FTX to solve problems at the hedge fund or at the exchange. FTX deposits would be withdrawn to pay for new investments or political donations, or to hide steep losses on Alameda’s balance sheet, she testified. All of this was done at the direction of Bankman-Fried, she said.
Bankman-Fried’s lead defense attorney, Mark Cohen was expected to try to shift the blame for the problems at Alameda to Ellison, following up on his opening statement in the trial where he said Bankman-Fried didn’t commit fraud and instead was trying to clean up a mess largely created by his lieutenants.
Cohen, however, seemed to struggle in his questioning of Ellison, failing to knock any holes in her testimony. He repeatedly changed topics, changed dates of discussion, often seemingly at random.
At one point, Cohen apologized for referencing a wrong document. Another time he paused because he “lost my place.”
Several times, Judge Lewis A. Kaplan had to ask Cohen where he was going with his questions or what exactly he was talking about.
“Maybe this is a good time for a break,” Cohen said after an hour of his cross-examination of Ellison.
Initially confined to his parents’ Palo Alto, California, home under terms of a $250 million bond, Bankman-Fried has been jailed since August after Judge Kaplan concluded that he had tried to improperly influence potential witnesses, including Ellison.
No. 1912647
>>1912639I'm rooting for her and her defence team. I mean, if the extremely SBF lawyer is having issues going after her that's a really good sign.
I know both of them are rich nepo babies from elite academics but fuck I hate him more than her. At least her tumblr posts were funny.
No. 1912665
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Someone Photoshop her into the Stacy walk meme. She will definitely get some pity points since the jury is mostly women, and she seems very meek and not very calculating (lie with dogs, wake up with fleas).
No. 1912900
>>1912665the queen discourse doesn't work here. it can apply to lucinda and pixyteri as they DGAF about reality and pursue their crazy self-centered destructive ideas, that's the root of their queendom, it's the autistic and relentless pursuit of something not only retarded but also impossible despite all common sense.
caroline isn't like that. she's a cow because she wanted to feel superior and speshul writing on her tumblr about sexy chinese harems despite looking like she's wearing a halloween witch mask and then all the embezzlement.
she's fascinatingly ugly and almost endearing, she's my virtual pet turtle. i hope she avoids prison and goes back to maintaining a blog
No. 1913032
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>>1912981Yes she was running day to day operations and was failing to make good investments and a ton of money and that's what the defense/Sam seem to try paint as the real problem. You see, the collapse of an entire crypto ponzi shitcoin scheme was her fault because she didn't make enough money to FILL THE HOLE that FTX and SAM created. Even if she was hedging bet perfectly and was a genius with the stock market/investment - there would still be the Sam problem. He was spending all their savings and customer money on Superbowl ads, bribing Chinese officials, paying his dad millions of dollars as salary, and giving his mom money for her political pact. Caroline could never solve the problem of the money-hole by just operating Alameda better. She should have stepped down and moved away from her ex boyfriend's pretend EA grift.
No. 1913113
>>1913035They're being sarcastic, nonna
Sam and her are equally guilty imo. They both knew about the mishandling of funds and watched said funds drain. It's not complicated.
No. 1915296
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Courtroom sketches of Sam are insanely funny. Put giant EVIL text in red with an arrow pointing to him
No. 1915299
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Hahahha
No. 1919209
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The milk will flow! Sam is going to testify in his own case soon, and will probably try and throw Caroline under the bus (along with his other employees) and paint himself as a turbo-autismo who doesn't understand how SHE, his sneaky and insecure ex-girlfriend, could have let this happen!
No. 1919582
>>1919514you love to see it
dig your own grave, spoiled baby boy
No. 1920862
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Called it
No. 1922261
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No. 1923276
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>>1923269She pleaded guilty and signed a deal, so I don’t think she’s entirely free (yet?). Prosecutors stated that they cannot and will not promise not to prosecute any criminal tax violations.
No. 1923280
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The jury probably played tic-tac-toe to run down the clock then came out and said "yeah, we all think he's mega guilty." Hilarious that he thought he could sway anyone with his void-charisma and tale of woe.
No. 1923345
>>1923317This is art right here nona- headcanon all the plea deal fraudsters' rooms!
Would Gary have a concrete, windowless grey room, with a metal human-sized exercise wheel for him to run on while a giant Soylent (or Huel) food shake dispenser hangs ominously from the ceiling? Perhaps he has a single Rubik's cube on his night stand, one that he got at that math camp all those summers ago…
No. 1923498
>>1923465aww the mod is offended that i called out all of the
femcels here. also red text doesn’t do shit. i guess admin couldn’t pay for the ban part of the domain? at least they cleaned up the sick shit here
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 1923538
>>1923499>>1923498Learn to sage, incel.
SAGE
No. 1923702
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Guess the punchline is that she's Catholic
No. 1923706
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Kudos to the competent prosecutor for not letting slimeball SDF weasel his way out in court.
No. 1923872
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i'm not saying caroline isn't ugly but i think that's probably the least entertaining thing about her. every time i see "lel she uggo" it makes me think of that wojak with the smashed-in head.
No. 1981158
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>>1923953so yeah apparently this Tiffany Fong girl who's claiming to be a "journalist" was (probably still is) a sugar baby in addition to being a crypto grifter
https://twitter.com/0xc00m/status/1718314622070210793 No. 1981169
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>>1981161and why is the writer of that article more interested in how "hot" her subject looks than in getting answers? Tracy Wang could at least try to appear objective
No. 1981193
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>>1923464Caroline was the side chick though, sbf was dating a chinese girl who he said he liked more. The only reason caroline threw him under the bus is because he didn't want to commit to her ultimate pickme ass
No. 1981238
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There will always be orbiters,Tiff and other pickme women are attracted to low hanging ugly ducks who have money. Some of them just happen to be in jail for the next 20 years. Tiff is also sucking up to Elon on Twitter and other tech Bros, she constantly humiliates herself by "sleeping in garbage" to see the SBF sentencing and interviewed multiple felons who were with SBF in jail before the sentencing.
She posted this a couple hours ago, he's some nft fintech CEO. You'll probably sugarbaby your way into a felony Tiff if you keep hanging out with these disgusting moids.
No. 1981595
>>1981274I thought the post was funny nona
Sam's downfall at the hands of the ultimate Becky is a thing worth celebrating
>>1981567I think it would be appropriate to include orbiters so long as it relates to Sam or Caroline. But there is a general crypto thread too which Tiffany may be better for
>>>/snow/1718669 No. 1981613
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Tiffany Fong slept in a bed made out of street trash in front of the courthouse of the SBF trial.
No. 1981982
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>>1981613Why are pickmes like this? I feel like Caroline and Tiff have similar vibes - Caroline is so math smart and loves the mind not the body of men she delusionally pines for, while Tiff is just a lil dumb dumb and loves smart but truly wretched men who talk to her and tell her how smart she really is to interviewing them.
No. 2038561
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Sorry for necro but she's been sentenced to two years in prison
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cdd4e2931q3o No. 2038594
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>>2038570SBF was sentenced like 6 months ago lol
No. 2114035
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Oh ok