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Pretty Pastel Please/PPP/Alex is a 29 year old Australian Youtuber known for her fashion hauls, Japan vlogs, rampant consoomerism and her parrot Archie.
>Used to live with her best friend/ex bf Sam and husband Dan in the same home - frequently milking the situation as content>Vids revolve around fast fashion and designer hauls up to $2000, then her struggling to declutter her hoard >Since the pandemic and her botched nose job PPP has spiralled, binge drinking, mixing meds and booze, not taking her meds for her collection of mental illnesses, and destroying her hair. Thinks that dying her hair a different colour every week during a drinking binge at 2am is quality content>Keeps a flock of doves in her home to shit freely on her floors and bed. Doesn't mind sleeping in a bird shit covered bed>Got a boob job and entered a hypersexual era despite claiming she might be ace >In a bout of mania, Alex decided to move to Tasmania and abandon her husband, flock of 26 birds and dogs in Sydney. Gave Dan an ultimatum of him moving to Tasmania to be with her, even though jobs in his field are scarce in the area>Sets up Gofundme to set up bird rescue/enable her animal hoarding tendencies/pay for move to Tasmania>Found a new group of genderqueer poly orbiters/fans who she calls the "NPCs" to validate and enable her mental breakdown. Her favourite of the group, creepy Clay, seems to be a replacement for Dan and has taken naked photos of her for IG>Claims Dan is moving to Tasmania to join her, but doesn't visit him for his bday and teases Nicole Kidman divorce photos on IG>Got evicted for turning her rental into a biohazard area of dove shit>Stole a chicken from someone's yard as the owners keep it outdoors and not in their bedroom
Main channel: https://www.youtube.com/@PrettyPastelPlease
Side channel: https://www.youtube.com/@prettypastelsidequest
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She has hours and hours of vlog material about the free roaming birds so its difficult to find exactly what I'm looking for. Here's some caps of her and her birds in bed and in the shower. If you've ever kept birds you'll know they poop all the time and you can't train them to go in a specific area. I recall her or Dan talking about how frequently they need to change the bedsheets because of it. >>1752079
Apparently Sydney is bad for her mental health and she felt better on holiday in Tasmania without responsibilities (no shit) so she ditched Sydney. She did bring the birds over to Tasmania eventually after her husband got fed up of looking after them.
yeah archie has long since been abandoned for her new hoard of pigeons because he's hormonal and bites now i guess. not that she seems to do anything to try and help train him, since she can just share her bed with a bunch of bird lice-ridden pigeons instead to fill that gap.
OP i've been waiting for a thread on her for so long, so I'm glad this is here
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I don't have the original version of it, but this is the current look of her gofundme that she originally started to buy land in tasmania to start an animal sanctuary. sometime after she decided to move to tasmania full time, she changed it to this and has yet to refund anyone who donated as far as I can tell.https://www.gofundme.com/f/Pigeons-please
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wtf happened here
Very interesting considering Archie used to be in her intro and she'd usually start her videos saying "the bird stays"
Haven't followed her for years at this point but imma have to keep an eye on this thread now
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She said she lost it by doing keto, she was never that big imo but it was speculated that she got a tummy tuck after she lost weight.
I don’t know if she actually is anorexic, or does body checks. What’s the difference between existing/trying on clothes while thin and body checking?
But yeah it seems she’s suffering really bad from BDD either way. Her fucking with her gorgeous hair is the biggest shame.
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Apparently she raised 60,000 of funds back in 2020 and instead of donating right away (as she promised beforehand) she fucked off to Japan first and people complained
(sourced from gurugossip, just for you guys)
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also the guys on gg suspected she got a tummy tuck because she lost weight so quickly, it's hard to see in this video but you can spot a faint scar on her lower abdomen
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Wow thats sad, doesnt even look like the same person. Shes turning into the bird lady from alone 2.
there's absolutely no way this is real. she doesn't even remotely look like the same person–it's as if her face blew up and aged all at the same time.
cow behavior aside, this is really sad to see. she's really lost her identity and I honestly just want her to get some proper help.
Her nose job was botched and left her nose bigger/swollen and it never went away even after a year, took the doctor way too long to admit how big of a failure it was.
I stumbled upon her nose job video only like a month ago so Im surprised to see her here when she seemed so sane just two years ago. Its really too bad about her surgery going so badly and her doctor lowkey gaslighting her about it. I empathize with her bdd and situation
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and I forget pic ok
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retarded gg commentary aside
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Her husband is either cuck or they are getting divorced
that scrote is so ugly, he resembles kathys funko pop beast. as someone who has known of her over the years but never really been a viewer i think she looks fine right now. hair breakage aside, if she showered more and stopped dying the hair i think she could look wonderful. she has a nice body. the fake boobs are a little much but i can understand wanting to distract away from the botched nose job. is there any way she could still sue the surgeon? i feel he is partly responsible for this breakdown. also where are her doctors/therapists in all of this? >>1756442
this bird hoard is just out of control. can't be good for her health either. are birds known to carry any parasites that can make people crazy like how cats can cause toxoplasmosis?>>1756448
i don't get the speculation about the collar, as a non-kinkfag it just looks like an artsy minimalist jewelry design to me. i think any other normie would think the same. is kink just so engrained in peoples minds online now or is the necklace actually some sort of deeper signalling i don't know about? if not seems nitpicky/tinfoily to me.
Can she breathe again then? >>1756453
She looks like a hobo. Unstyled grown out greasy hair, strange outfit combinations, no make up which looks bad when you lack eyebrows and lashes, probably covered in bird shit since she hoards them.
ts not a good look, she looks as unstable as she seems, i hope she gets help.
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Sage for not sure if milk or not, but was going through some of PPP's IG comments and it does seem like her and Sam (the ex, and the roommate at some point) have indeed unfollowed each other
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Jesus the last video I watched of her was her trying to get the black dye out of her hair and I'd stopped regularly watching her since she seemed to be getting a bit weird/started coming off as really entitled and now she's off the deep end? she always had Holly Conrad or Jillian Vessey vibes to me she used to take it really personally when people would ask her pet questions when they were just curious about them as well as being really stingy about what brands she bought from when people would ask, she also was deleting comments when people were asking where Archie was since he's been such a huge part of her channel but she still kept multiple comments where people are asking if she's divorced >>1756504
not surprised with this she started getting into a weird crowd is she even still friends with that Grace girl she used to make videos with? it seems like she dropped all her pet care and responsibilities on her friends + family and fully ditched all of them especially since most of the captions on her Instagram are all about her new "REAL" friends or how "happy" she is now all these started after her mental breakdown post
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here's the post she made about her "breakdown"
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Also the fact that the whole moving to Tasmania etc stuff seemed to start to get more intense with her medication changing - and the one she is now on (Luvox) lists mania as a possible side effect. Not saying that's the case, but I wonder if anyone that's been following her more actively has noticed the timing lining up? At least she herself mentions Luvox having changed her life a lot
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last 5 parts still reads like she just up and ditched her family and friends leaving them with the 20+ pigeons and Archie to take care of as well as whatever happened with the eviction
had issues getting this file uploaded for some reason
Woah I haven't watched her in years. Crazy how so many youtubers have been going off the deep end ever since 2020. So sad to see her in this state. I always thought her and Dan were adorable together with their red hair. She looks fucking grotesque now holy shit.>>1756621>can i just say btw, he's gotten really hot
He was hot to begin with, so now I'm curious lol.
over 30 birds in just this picture.>>1756448
wow, the skin on her nose looks off, maybe it's the lighting but it just doesn't look right. Like a bandaid of different skin
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She posted this today, seems like she will be dragging Archie along to Tasmania with her
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I want to know how she thinks she'll be able to afford this apart from the insane cost for the land itself there's all the registration and licencing fees with the general money that goes into upkeeping an animal sanctuary I know she's probably abandoned that idea to shack up with whatever Polycue she's hanging around now but her history of setting these things up and then not coming through or letting any of the backers know what's going on is pretty scummy
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never forget what they took from you
not the MILKIEST thing on the planet, so apologies if other anons feel this should've been saged, but she's made her instagram private, and has spent her entire day posting about chicken garbage, stupid poems about your classic 'maybe I should've loved you less and loved myself more', and the other host of self love, pitying garbage cesspool poetry. She's also put up a few things that mention being a wife–maybe wants to remind us all that she is, in fact, married?
1. advertises a massive gofundme for a 'rescue sanctuary' after saying that
2. she would no longer be posting on her main channel (with over 700k+ subscribers)
3. Seems to be spiraling more and more–does not have a concrete sense of identity (hair, surgeries, 'aesthetics')
This woman seems miserable.
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This is the only one I thought to grab! It’s been a busy day, so I apologize for the lack of further screenshots. I’ll make sure to grab them next time as I do know this is an image board haha
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Archie has arrived. The rest of her birds + her husband are still at their old home. Is he no longer going through bird-puberty?
I wonder where he’s better off, with her or with Dan. feel bad for Archie either way, there’s no way you can give enough attention to each when you have over a certain number of animals. I know it was bad that she left him behind when she fucked off to Tasmania, but I kinda worry for him being with
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what the fuck does she keep doing to her poor hair?
yeah she made it public again. >>1766166
archie is going to stay with some random woman she met, he's not even gonna be with alex.
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Alex is posting unwashed kink lingerie pics again
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Related to Dan perhaps?
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She posted a picture to her story, is this Dan? It doesn't really look like him
There's no way her and Dan are still together. It definitely seems she was jumping guy to guy in the past couple weeks, though the most recent one looks the most affectionate.>>1768585>3rd nosejob
She's had three now? At this point it definitely seems like the damage done to her face was her own lack of proper aftercare
She also does not need to share the details of every plan she thinks of and then drops never to mention again day themes of thiftmas, taz thrift shops, discord, bird sanctuary, redbubble, bird book, not posting on PPP anymore, changing the channel name of side channel, gaming online, 2nd nose job video, part 2 boob job video, wish wigs, wish shoes, etc.
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A comment she left on her most recent post, she's talking about anything but what's happened between her and Dan, the NPC's or her old Syd friends
The same reason most people probably watched their preferred hauler. I watched her because her camera quality wasn't terrible compared to some other girls, but I also watched Roxxy and Mia Maples, so I have a specific kind of hauler I like. Usually, it's people who are able to spend on outrageous or specific color scheme-type stuff or even viral clothing items. I didn't like people like Pixie doing hauls or Naomi Jon because their voices and everything were just terrible. I hated how Naomi's camera quality was always all over the place and she thought that made her quirky and Jillian is just.. I stopped watching her over a decade ago.
I also couldn't spend what they did on the more over-the-top clothes at some even though I never wanted to shop at those ones like Roxxy doing whatever clothing brand that always stole Kim Kardashian's designer's designs. I can't remember their name anymore because I never heard about them. I also liked the animal aspect she had going for her, I adored Archie.
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she's spamming her stories about what people were saying about her birds as well as responding to comments, I'd say she's reading here or the gurugossip thread but i've seen people on twitter and reddit discussing what's going on with her
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she's also deleted all pictures of her with Claye and pinned a post of her and Dan on her IG, I guess trying to hop into that Polycue didn't work out anyone with a working brain can figure out what happened he wouldn't be using "she" for his nonbinary partners, she tried to fuck around with or without Dans knowledge it didn't work out and now she's running back to him
Honestly, because I was living through her because I liked the idea of buying retarded kawiwi clothes, I also liked the parrot tbh.
Like I can't buy those clothes because I have to go out and look decent around people, I also hated how everything looked like it would crumble the moment I put it on, so looking at someone being able to wear those clothes, or being like "oh fuck this shit is crumbling as I'm putting it on" without having to spend any cent myself was nice, I didn't have to be disappointed or have any sorts of expectations on the things people like Alex would buy, I could enjoy the whole "unpacking experience" without having to deal with the many consequences like cleaning up, being disappointed on what I ended up getting, the hoarding aspect that would make anyone's house look like an absolute mess.
Nowadays I can't handle watching any videos like those because I find them utterly boring and soulless, but back then it was nice to watch people like Alex fumble in the portable dumb box so I didn't have to worry about anything else.
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well, she deleted her Instagram for now
as a terminally poor person, it was fun to live vicariously and marvel at someone wasting all that money. as others have said, i liked her aesthetic, video quality, and archie, too.
i actually only started watching her side quest vlogs because of this thread but i kind of love them and i'm really sad that it all ended up this way, with her joining a queer polycule and blowing her life up. i really loved seeing her living her life and dealing (or not) with mental health struggles. she actually inspired me to go out and do stuff on my own for the first time in a while. I do hope she comes out of this alright, despite the bullshit she's pulled
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Some GG users posted about her having a lolcow thread and she's been making story posts like this since
shes trying to hard to convince her audience its so obvious she's lying….
she has fallen apart and trying to glue the pieces back together
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Lmao this is so funny
2 days ago she repeated she would refund the gofundme.
2 months ago she said she would refund the gofundme.
According to gofundme website "Your donors will receive their funds back in an average of 7-10 business days."
She clearly never activated the refund, just another confusing story for people to make rumors about, she could take her free time to return people's money.
So glad this bint has a thread, I’ve been hatewatching from day 1. Living vicariously through someone else’s shopping addiction was cathartic and I’m not surprised she’s cracked. I think the botched nose job was the straw that broke the camel’s back in that regard>>1770198>>1770212>I might be using a gossip site but at least it’s not THAT gossip site!
Meanwhile they’re shipping PPP’s husband with her childhood friend as if that isn’t the most unhinged fan behaviour
I never had much time for PULL but at least they weren’t under any delusions of self-righteousness. Get a fuckin grip you silly bitches
The only accurate information comes from Alex post has an older hairstyle in Alex, her hair was lighter and shorter in the live stream a few days ago.
Even her she is the accurate source post isn't accurate.(not milk, pls sage)
you forgot the "if she is suddenly hopping from dysgenic polyamorous group to group, that's fine! no judgment! and I completely support if she wants to do onlyfans, but also her nudes and lingerie shots are trashy bc uhh… underage fans"
proof that namefagging = virtue signaling, always. at least people on here are honest kek.
you're really proving the GG forum wrong about all their negative lolcow assumptions, nonnie
, great job.
This is am imageboard. next time post caps newfag. Major downgrade with her Tasmanian house and life. >>1773232
She must have been wealthy to afford that house and all of her garbage bought in her hauls because she isn't getting paid enough from YouTube to afford that lifestyle. Although if she is wealthy why would she be ebegging for cash for her birds and that charity thing?
You need to read this https://lolcow.farm/info
and don't put a space between sentences.(farmhand applications are opening soon)
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The house is sold and Dan was there without a wedding ring. I think its definitely divorce saga.
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she’s back to pass agg trolling in an unsurprising turn of events
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I thought I was on Lewis capaldi ig stories when this popped up
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I can’t un see lewis capaldi(newfag)
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She's publicly beefing with gurugossip now lol. Its also fucking hilarious how GG users talk about lolcow is soo mean to Alex and she should go after us instead but is too scared bc we'll try to get revenge on her. They pick apart every miniscule detail of her life but LC calling her a name or two is abhorrent.
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Also, Alex is wearing Claye's shirt so all seems to be well in the polycule again. I can't believe she presumably left her husband for this catch of a man.
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Before unkempt there was high fasHiOn bRanDS. Before that, pastel uwu. Before that, goth.. Before that, country girl!
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Always with the nooo heccin lolcow bad site!!