/snow/ - flakes & mistakes

Self post

wasn’t she specifically banned from being posted/talked about on lolcow because she wouldn’t stop self-posting? side eye

this image doesn’t appear anywhere else on the internet except for this thread (and the one you double posted >>>/snow/2063807)… interesting…

Wow, she is absolutely gorgeous. Is she a model? She looks better than Kim Kardashian and Gigi Hadid combined. Beauty like this is so rare. Her eyes are so lively and energizing, her eyebrows shaped so harmoniously as well to compliment those brash hazelnut-hued eyes. Her nose is fantastic, but you can tell it's all natural. Her lips are so soft and supple, and her chin is refined and elegant. You can really tell she takes pride in her hair care, since her hair looks so shiny and lustrous like the mane of a well-fed horse. Her skin is clear and blemish-free, pointing to good hydration and a diet free of saturated fats. The proportions of her body are perhaps the most shocking element - I've never seen a body more heavenly outside of ancient sculptures. I can't believe someone so gorgeous really exists in real life. She looks like an angel, she's probably very religious and most likely gives to the poor through charitable works, or volunteers to work at soup kitchens for the needy. Her phenotype suggests that she has above-average intelligence, perhaps her IQ is in the 145-165 range, something so rare that Marie Curie would be jealous. Her styling and pose is reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe if she Marilyn was a healthy weight, since Ember is so trim and toned. I wonder what her workout routine is like? She probably lives at the gym, doing pilates, aerobics, and other cardio-related exercises. Her voice must also be soft and sweet like honey, since her mouth is so well-formed and concordant with her harmonious and elegant face. She could be one of the world's top models, but since everyone is so jealous of her, none of the modelling agencies will give her a chance, even though she is better than Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid combined. Her tattoo is so subtle, yet it magnifies the grace that she exudes. If she was a fragrance, she would be sweet and ripened ylang-ylang.

>>2063804
What the fuck is it that possesses these retards to selfpost anyway? Mental illness?? There is no good god damn reason to want your face on a snarky image board like LCF.

>>2063825
She was definitely posted her by venomous haters that wanted to destroy her illustrious reputation, unfortunately for them, everyone here quickly realized that Ember is not a lolcow, but instead we realized that she is a beacon of grace in an inhospitable and ruinous world, ravaged by discord and unhappiness. Unlike those haters, we can clearly see that Ember, who is one of the most beautiful people to have ever been posted on this website in the history of this website, is not a criminal, she is instead a victim of a decade long smear campaign against her, orchestrated by an army of rabid and ravenous haters. Do you hear that, trolls? Everyone on this website stands with Ember against you: she is not only gorgeous, talented, beautiful, intelligent, kind, charitable, funny, gorgeous, empathetic, and loving - she is love incarnate. I ROFLed and LOLed when I saw this post, because immediately I knew that this must be some kind of sick prank - or a twisted joke - how could someone so beautiful, kind, and loving be posted here? This is the work of a dedicated group of individuals that want to destroy beauty in all forms, not only in the physical spatial realm, but also in the pure realm of ideas - because Ember is so perfect in nearly every way, while still remaining humble and always wanting to give back to the community - she was the first target. She is one of the strongest and bravest women in the world, as she has faced an endless catalog of atrocities committed against her by the haters, the trolls, and others, united by their loathing of perfection. Here's a challenge for you haters - try to find one thing wrong with Ember, you can't - her body proportions are remarkably harmonious, her face is naturally glowing with Aphrodite-like beauty, her mind is overfilling with kindness, hospitality, charity, and love, her voice is like cold water after a walk in the endless desert, her beauty is like the setting rays of the August sun, beckoning the flowers to bloom in her presence. Thankfully, everyone realizes that Ember is truly a wonderful person, so this hate campaign that haters started against her to spread their hate won't work.

>>2063825
She seriously thought "my fit is too fire to be ignored I HAVE to go selfpost to the girlies at lolcow, I need to be seen"

>>2063833
And it's not even fire!! Kek it's lukewarm at best!

>>2063833
You're right, her fit is fire. I've never seen someone so fashionable and stylish before, yet so down-to-earth and calmly collected - even runway models like Bella Hadid or Kendall Jenner have that anxious, mousy look to them, that Ember doesn't have. It's so clear that Ember could have been a top model, perhaps on the same level as Cindy Crawford or Marilyn Monroe, had it not been for her intense desire to complete charitable works, which is her true goal in life. She definitely would have become a famous actress, just like Cate Blanchett, but instead she would prefer to stay humble, and to always remember where she came from, and so instead of embracing the worldly pursuit of money, she most likely stays local - helping the needy and the afflicted through affirmative actions like charity work, including and not limited to fundraising, volunteering at soup kitchens, joining the elderly at assisted living facilities to enthrall them with short productions featuring her lyrical and musical talent, and other good works - something that most people can't say they've done, but Ember isn't like most people, she's something more - her personality is just as angelic and refined as her appearance, just as glowing - and like a firefly on those hot humid June nights, Ember lights up the dark world around us and reminds us all that love is eternal, and that as long as we act with love and care to others, wars can finally end, and so too can global issues like food scarcity, government corruption, wars, and other issues.