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No. 2127559
Zhen Ming Ng or babypro, is a washed up 33 year old self-employed "artistic" storyteller/filmmaker that travels the world to spread art and love. This entails filming people (especially women) without their consent, rubbing up to hapless cats and dogs and spreading his spiritual wisdom (which are either total nothingburgers or the most insane thing you've ever heard). In a poor attempt at branding, he constantly wears a Chinese brocade jacket though ironically he doesn't speak Mandarin and is out of touch with his heritage.
He seemed like a fairly normal sporty guy with an interest in photography and spirituality working in the Netherlands as an engineer but changed paths after he watched a video on Buddhism while high on weed and had a so-called spiritual awakening. According to him he got sick of being tied down to a 9-5 and he wanted freedom. That meant quitting his job to become a full time ~*artistic videographer*~, travelling the world and capturing the stories of the people with the aim for global recognition. But that was in 2021. 4 years of zero success and he still hasn't learned that he has neither the cinematography skill or personality to allow him to become a full time content creator. He basically has no income but is able to survive off what few gigs he gets and his father's inheritance (who passed in 2019). At first his mother accepted his career change but recently she's grown tired of his glorified hobo behaviour so he is now even more desperate to become famous so he can live off his "art". He posts content everyday and it only gets more unhinged the more desperate he is for recognition. He is also desperate for female companionship (referred to as Talia) but is completely oblivious to the fact he scares them all away with his stalker behaviour.
Links:
https://babypro.art/https://www.facebook.com/ngzhenming/https://www.instagram.com/babypro.ming/https://www.youtube.com/@babypro5https://www.reddit.com/user/zhenming91/https://babypro.medium.com/Recent shenanigans:
>tried to get clout by making a video of his friends death>video is 90% him and 10% upskirting the woman he hooked up with at the time>video doesn't do well and he complains>attempted some guerilla marketing by taking selfies with random people and gifting them the polaroid with his username>they all react in polite confusion or awkwardness>takes a sneak shot of a woman, saying that he's "celebrating her beauty in art" and gives her the photo he took of her>doesn't realize how fucking creepy this is>saw two boys playing and with the permission of the grandma (who probably didn't know he was going to upload it online) recorded them with his drone>after that he got the grandma to take a picture of him and the boys for some reason and he gives them the picture with his username on it>later the dad finds out and demands him to delete everything (very reasonable)>he's deeply hurt because it was a "gift from his heart" KEK>didn't learn anything because his latest video is about 5 young girls and i'm pretty sure he didn't get permission to post them online No. 2127573
File: 1749835906439.mp4 (4.86 MB, 720x1280, babypro.ming_1749366268_365027…)
Repost of the video where he takes a sneakshot of another "Talia" and gifts the picture to her. She's obviously creeped out but he thinks it's a cute gesture worth sharing online kek
No. 2127576
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He even makes men uncomfortable. Some of them were so confused because they thought he was handing them a picture of himself at first kek. I don't know how handing strangers a selfie he took with them is good self promotion, but at least he did it with consent this time
No. 2127578
File: 1749836640110.mp4 (7.91 MB, 720x1280, babypro.ming_1746421077_362556…)
Ming's utter social ineptitude is not limited to humans and extends even to animals. The dog is clearly wary of him yet he insists on getting close. For some reason he made this video into some pickup artist video but with a dog. I REALLY do not like the implications.
No. 2127583
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>>2127576I'm laughing so hard, the last moid is acting like there's a gun pointing to his head off-camera
No. 2127584
File: 1749836985867.mp4 (1.33 MB, 720x1280, cat.mp4)
Dogs are not his only victims - cats are a favourite target of his too. Here he jokes about who he's sleeping with tonight. I think he's trying to be cute but it's just gross. Maybe he's so lonely he tries to fill the void with animals but he projects his lust for women onto them so he says shit like this? Idk
No. 2127585
File: 1749837796866.mp4 (1.96 MB, 720x1280, babypro.ming_1722757476_342705…)
Animals are not safe from him even if they are dead. When he encounters one he "buries" them and calls it art. (He even dedicated a separate Instagram account for this but it has been deleted) He should really consider a career in horror movies because vidrel is disturbing. Never mind the horror music, what is up with the cracking sound in the beginning? He really is a serial killer in the making. He also incorrectly calls the mole he's burying a "german rat". What the fresh hell is a german rat? He tries to play off this video as some artistic video honoring the dead yet the zoom in on the fly at the end seems to have comedic intention. He calls himself a storyteller but I have no clue wtf is he saying.
No. 2127586
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I'll break up the creepy videos with some backstory, courtesy of his ex colleague's post on rednote.
Translation:
>Ming was my colleague when I first started working at the oil company. He was a Malaysian Chinese, but he seldom spoke Chinese to me. And he spoke English with an American accent.
>When I asked him, I found out that his roommate in college was Canadian. He was an oil technology expert. He first started working at the NAM natural gas field in the Netherlands. When the gas was exhausted, their department was disbanded, and he had to come to the headquarters to find a job.
>He taught himself big data analysis in three months, passed our assessment, and then joined our team. Before officially starting work, he postponed his start time by three months and rode his bicycle across South America. At that time, I was amazed by his intelligence and uninhibitedness.
>Then I entered the next round of rotation. He was sent to Norway to do data analysis. The company I left later started a business. He was excluded by his colleagues for some reasons, and finally he also started a company. We lost contact for more than three years.
>It wasn’t until after the pandemic that we got in touch again by chance.
>He has always liked making videos, so he taught himself how to make websites, then started making videos and founded Babypro. In his words, it is pure as a baby, but professional as a pro. He has been working at Babypro for more than 4 years. He has found what he loves.
No. 2127587
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>>2127586Translation:
>His life seems to be full of ups and downs, but it is full of various magical experiences. >Born in Malaysia, went to university in the UK, started working in the Netherlands, then Norway, and finally returned to the Netherlands. >Because of babypro, he flies all over the world to help various projects, hackathons, web3 activities to shoot promotional videos. The last time I saw him was at web3Amsterdam, he rode a bicycle, carrying his equipment, and filmed a video for chainGPT. >He is also a minimalist. He told me before that he would remove the mattress from the bedroom bed and put it in the living room. There is no furniture, just a table and a mattress. >His current price is about $140 per hour. But you can hardly book his time. The projects that ask him to shoot videos are all projects that have been listed on the large Binance platform or L1, L2.Kek at him calling his lack of furniture minimalist. The gall of this dude charging $140 per hour for his shitty videography skills though. And he's apparently booked all the time? Lies No. 2127592
>>2127586The ex colleague mentions a company Ming started and it's something like AirBnB mixed with WeWork which you can use to rent out your home office to others. Sounds dumb but his emphasis on making
new connections through his service reveals his true motive - meeting women. He used to couchsurf and he tended to pick hosts that were women, and as a host himself he picked women he found attractive so he could hookup with them. He even wrote about it on his old blog.
(this is an imageboard) No. 2127594
One of the rare times he manages to get a date and he still can't stop being a creep. Vidrel is something out of a stalker's playbook. He secretly films her in the shop they were visiting and even left out a piece of wood with her face engraved on it as a surprise gift.
I'll leave it up to you on how to describe her reaction kek He wrote a blog post about it too:
https://babypro.medium.com/3rd-feb-2024-a-date-with-jojo-ef9665765c4a No. 2127595
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>>2127594There's also AI-generated pics of his interpretation of events kek
No. 2127597
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>>2127594If this wasn't bad enough he actually sent the blog post (that has the video of her in it) to his date. It's no wonder she ghosted him kekkk
No. 2127603
File: 1749841270555.mp4 (2.02 MB, 720x1280, babypro.reflections_1739516374…)
>Why did Germany go to war?
Retard
No. 2127611
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>>2127606This dude really put extra effort in a video about his dead friend just because he thought he could get more engagement. This video was posted in January btw. Four years of answering to his troo calling as a videographer just for a mediocre ass video
No. 2127615
File: 1749843095416.mp4 (2.99 MB, 720x1280, babypro.ming_1703411842_326477…)
Speaking of AI generated videos he made one about his breakup. I think they dated around 2021-2022 so their breakup might've contributed to his declining sanity. Her name is Tasmin so I'm not sure if she's the fabled Talia he speaks of.
No. 2127620
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>>2127615He wrote about his ex girlfriend too. It's so ridiculously creepy it actually becomes hilarious. All of it is unhinged but my favourite is:
>I was connected to her while she was still an egg in her mom's womb, or even as an eggKEK who tf says this?
No. 2127622
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>>2127620Part 2 of his schizo ramblings
No. 2127710
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>>2127592Whoops dropped the pic my bad
No. 2127711
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>>2127592He blatantly admits accepting her couchsurfing request based on her looks and he just can't stop drooling over how beautiful she was. He even listed out all the things she told him which was cut off from the screenshot. Talk about breach of privacy.
No. 2127714
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>>2127711Absolute creep behaviour. He acts as if he had no hidden motive yet admits to a sense of urgency to "make the most of the time together". He's obviously not interested in being a normal host. Most of it reads like fanfiction but there's also specific information about her so I can't tell if this is true or not. Creepy either way.
No. 2127993
File: 1750006475834.mp4 (9.72 MB, 720x1280, babypro.ming_1749970973_365534…)
His latest video. He likes to think of himself as some seasoned drone pilot but every shot he makes is motion sickness city. He posted this video on Reddit too but nobody liked it
No. 2127996
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>>2127993Everyone is roasting him for saying that it's a secret club while it's not. Idk if he's just being retarded or ragebaiting for engagement. The post got deleted from the subreddit he posted on too. Looking at his Reddit account, he gets a lot of the stuff he posted deleted since it breaks the rules. He can't even self promo correctly kek
No. 2127998
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This is from last month but he met an artist (yet again dubbed Talia) whom he had a flirtationship with. They made the "art" in picrel. She's a textile artist so you can see which parts she contributed and which part he did. The little paper on the side is the 16 feelings and thoughts they had that night, hers on the left and his on the right. They left it there acting like it's some sort of poignant artistic installation but it got removed the next day KEK
No. 2128001
File: 1750007754804.mp4 (6.92 MB, 720x1280, babypro.ming_1745643993_361904…)
>>2127998They also made some performance art which was them standing in the middle of a footbridge for 5 minutes. Apparently being a nuisance is art now? It's obviously his idea too since she's the only one who was uncomfortable from this experience. You can tell she was pissed that he started walking away halfway through the whole ordeal.
No. 2128003
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>>2128001She posted about him afterwards, describing him as "the one whose hair is always disheveled, shoes are dirty, and a smile on his face" (direct translation from Russian). Confirmed hobo. Translation for picrel:
>"We petted cats and dogs, wandered around the city, he taught me to play and said: “The street at 4 am is a big playground where you can do anything."He looks like a predator chasing after her KEKK I can'tShe's one of those spiritual artsy types too so I can see why they got along but it didn't amount to anything. The search for Talia still continues…
No. 2128272
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Yet another blog post about Talia. Copy and pasting since I cba to screencap.
>I could only observe her. I feel so powerless to do anything to get her attention. Because of past rejections, there’s no confidence to do anything. I just can only watch and see her fade away without ever noticing me. Even when there’s a strong attraction towards her, like a magnetic pull. What’s that? And why is that?
>How would you describe my feelings in a story?
>Once in the heart of a bustling city, on a routine bus ride that was anything but ordinary, there sat a man known as the Silent Watcher. Each day, he carried with him a quiet heart filled with unspoken dreams and memories of past rejections that whispered caution into his actions.
>On one such day, amidst the hum of the city, he saw her — Talia. She was like a verse from an unwritten poem, her presence a gentle yet powerful surge of beauty and intrigue. She had the kind of allure that made the world around her seem momentarily still, as if the universe paused to admire her elegance.
>The Silent Watcher felt a magnetic pull, a force that drew him closer in spirit though he remained anchored to his seat. Each glance he stole felt like a small rebellion against his usual reserve, a daring adventure into a land of what-could-be.
>Yet, haunted by the echoes of past rejections, the Silent Watcher was shackled by his own apprehensions. His heart, a battlefield of desire and doubt, throbbed with the rhythm of opportunity and the quiet dread of another dismissal. He imagined conversations, laughter shared over coffee, walks through the park beneath the autumn skies — all the while knowing he might never dare to make such dreams reality.
>As the stops came and went, so too did the passengers, each lost in their own stories. Talia eventually stood, her movement fluid like the melody of a long-forgotten song, and as she walked towards the exit, the Silent Watcher felt a part of him yearn to call out, to break the chains of his fears. But no words came; only silence filled the space between them.
>And then she was gone, like a beautiful daydream that dissolves under the morning sun’s first light. The bus pulled away, and the Silent Watcher was left with nothing but the sweet pain of her memory and the heavy weight of his silence.
>This tale, though tinged with melancholy, also holds a mirror to the beauty of human vulnerability and the profound strength it takes to even quietly admire another’s existence. It’s a story not just of what is lost by staying silent, but also of the internal beauty and tragedy of unspoken connections.
TLDR: the creepy bastard waxes poetic about staring at a Talia (aka just another woman minding her own business) and lamenting about the what-ifs from calling her out. Picrel is the image of her he generated with AI. I think the post itself is an AI retelling of the story he fed it since the grammar from the image prompt doesn't match. This just adds another layer of creepiness because who knows what else is he doing with it?
No. 2128273
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not particularly milky but he gets accused of using AI and he gives back an obviously AI generated response kek
No. 2128741
File: 1750262513981.mp4 (1.1 MB, 720x1280, babypro.ming_1746676787_362771…)
he acts like he's the first person ever to discover what speeding up a video is kek. nobody's confused about that, the real question is why he's standing between the escalators doing some weird dance (presumably for 10 minutes since it's sped up). what a retard
No. 2129013
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Another sample of his "artistic videography". This was a dish from some experimental restaurant but I thought I was looking into a toilet bowl KEK
No. 2129298
Latest video (30 mins long so I had to play it 2x speed and skip around to see what he was talking about). He isn't wearing a shirt under his jacket for some reason.
>This is the story of his June "playbook" aka what's happened this month so far
>On June 6th, he and his housemate gathered with 5 other people to play African music inside a tipi/teepee honoring the 7th generation. Each of them had a role: Storyteller (himself), artist, singer, dancer, musician, chef and builder. Basically some crunchy white people gathering he joined. Not racebait pls don't ban
>When he took the videos of the two boys play fighting with sticks, the father demanded him to take down all the footage but changed his mind since Ming insisted it was for ~*art*~. Ming is grateful for this but then doxxes the father's name in the video. Bet the father regrets it now.
>He addresses the negative Reddit comments. He insists he handles them well but he is clearly distressed the whole time he's talking about this kek.
>He then talks about the conversations he had (and recorded) with two guys about their girlfriends. He emphasizes how they both called their girlfriends their rocks as if it's some crazy coincidence and not a common term. He considers making a documentary about relationships, called The Rock.
>Rambles about how is it like to feel calm when panicked and vice versa. He names it "the practice of opposites". This retard keeps assigning names to basic ass concepts as if he's the first one to think of it.
>Had a date with a woman and her bike got stolen. Oops. Definitely no second date.
>Forced a woman who works at a Banksy museum to write a testimonial about him being a totes amazing artist after filming a video there
>Recorded a video for a brewery and yet again forces the guy involved to write praises about him
>Had to make many revisions for the video he recorded at the Hackathon. He isn't happy with this since it takes away his ~*artistic presence*~
>He aims to get 1000 euros for every museum visit as he was paid only paid 500 euros for the Banksy museum video
>Met an AI, Asperger, Intelligence (sic) who complimented him, saying that it's a wonder why Ming doesn't have a 100k followers I like how that guy said a 100k and not like a million followers, even he knew not to aim so high kek
>Fed that statement into AI (which he calls "humans" apparently) and it told him his art is like a flower; even if bees don't come it's still a flower. Basically just him convincing himself that his "art" is still art even though he gets 0 engagement.
>Spent like $1000 on camera lenses for an expedition he was invited to in Sweden. It's in August.
>Giddily talks about another "testimonial" he received aka a Whatsapp screenshot of somebody recommending his services.
>He gets tired of talking about all of this and regrets not doing this day by day
>Complains about not being paid on time for some of the work he's done. Sometimes he doesn't even get paid at all
>Admits that his bank account is getting smaller and smaller since his expenses are way bigger than his income. KEK. However, instead of seriously considering a career change after all these years he insists to trust the process and continue down his troo path.
>Ends by saying he'll continue this journey until 2032. Will his bank account even survive until then? I really doubt it.
No. 2129569
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>>2129518>How does he have the money to fund this shit?My best guess is the inheritance he got from his father. According to his Facebook (picrel) his father passed away in 2019 before he started his "artistic journey" so it's likely he's been chipping away at it this whole time. According to Chinese culture, since he's the eldest son it's likely he got the lion's share of the inheritance compared to his mother and sister. It's wasted on him since he has no business plan and just blindly travels everywhere hoping to capture the
one thing that will boost him to stardom. It's been 4 years of this and nothing to show for it kek.
>Tipi/Teepee is from native americansYeah you're right kek. Tbf it wasn't his idea, it was some meetup held by a bunch of hippies. They're all white so I guess it's just ye olde cultural appropriation. They're also into spiritual BS so he fit right in.
No. 2129573
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>>2129298Adding on to his excessive expenditures, after digging through his blog I found a post where he mentioned how much he spent on his drones. RM12k is about $2.8k and RM75k is about $17.6k.
Oof. For reference, minimum wage in Malaysia is RM1.7k/$400 per month so what he's doing is rich people shit. These aren't even the only drones he owns and there's probably add-ons so his spending is likely to be way higher. You can be a videographer even with an iPhone these days so I don't understand his need to buy all this tech. He doesn't even use it properly kek
No. 2130016
File: 1750662305648.mp4 (4.91 MB, 720x1280, babypro.reflections_1739254974…)
based stacy rejects him and his psyche crumbles into dust KEK. seems like they only went on one(1) date so idk why he's saying he committed so much energy to her and got upset that she said she wasn't attracted to him. he's always wearing that jacket and i don't think he ever washes it so maybe his stank scared her off kek
No. 2130096
This thread already has so much potential. What a creep.
>>2130016Kek at him admitting he tried to pull the same shtick as in
>>2127714I also think his narration is unreliable and the girl was probably scared af, not just 'shy'. If that's what happened at all.
No. 2130146
>>2130096wow you're right, he really did the same thing. seems like he'll ask this question every time and if the woman gives even a remotely positive answer he'll push to physical intimacy. i think he tried the same thing in vidrel too? he met another "talia" and on the second date quickly became intimate but she might've felt pressured and messaged him afterwards telling him she didn't want to be intimate any more.
or maybe he's just a bad lay kek the rest of the video is him pretending this whole experience was some life lesson, calling it psychological judo. i tuned out to what he was saying but he's so depressed he keeps pausing and staring into the distance kek
No. 2130164
>>2128457Kek "think it dream it so it" but for the spiritual crowd. What a massive fucking retarded creep this man is.
Thanks for the op Nona because this is truly a train wreck waiting to happen.
The way he mentions her age "she was 23 years old" is so extremely creepy in a way I haven't seen in a long time to be honest. Would be a shame the drone fell on his head
No. 2130179
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His latest upload is about harassing cats again. (catting.art is another account of his) The cat is clearly hostile, swatting and even trying to bite him yet he keeps insisting on petting it. I'm no cat expert but the face the cat makes at the end seems like resignation. Poor cat
No. 2130405
File: 1750759360126.mp4 (3.59 MB, 720x1280, babypro.ming_1749452719_365099…)
I forgot to mention this in the op but besides taking photos of people and giving it to them he took a photo of someone's cat and put it in their mailbox. This was his first "surprise gift" so who knows how many people he's done this to at this point. I'm surprised nobody called the cops yet.
No. 2130946
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New video. He gave a LEGO car to his friend's kid as a birthday present and I assume it's supposed to be a feel-good video but it gives me creep vibes. Though obviously I'm biased
Not going to repost the video since the kid's face is in it. Most of the video is him talking in front of the store and the rest is in the friend's home so it's not particularly interesting anyway.
Transcript:
>It's [kid's name]'s birthday tomorrow. It makes me really excited.
>"I would really love a big car for my birthday and I hope that you will feel the same" - said to the kid
>And I thought, why not get the biggest car I can get for him?
>Because when I was younger, the bigger the car, the more excited I become
>So I want him to feel how I felt
>And also to remind myself how I felt through him
>So thank you [kid's name]. Happy birthday
When the kid is presented with the LEGO car he assumes his dad bought it. Seems like the dad finessed Ming into buying the gift for him kek.
Nowadays he seems to be uploading more content with kids in it compared to last time. Probably because they don't object much to filming compared to adults? Pretty insidious of him to try and use kids for content, even though I don't think he even realizes it.
No. 2130949
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>>2130946He also uploaded two videos of him regurgitating some Jiddu Krishnamurti teachings while in a playground for some reason. He even did his little monologue right between two kids on a swing who were utterly confused and kept looking at him kek. How is he so oblivious about how creepy he is?
No. 2131576
File: 1751011644581.mp4 (9.86 MB, 720x1280, babypro.ming_1750230301_365751…)
Another round of awkward reactions from people receiving their selfie with him as a gift. I wonder if they even know that they're being recorded since some of them look off camera. He's so socially inept he can't even tell that people are just being polite kek. The secondhand embarrassment is real
No. 2132029
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Dug up some videos of his "enlightened observations" which I think is just him high on weed rambling.
Transcript:
>What is it like to live in a planet with another species who is as intelligent as you are when you are different species?
>Let's say a cat. I mean, let's say if the cat has the same level of intelligence and conscious like we do, how would we live the world?
>Hehehuuh ohhh my gosh
He really just discovered theory of mind after 30+ years? He's genuinely retarded.
No. 2132030
File: 1751133708034.mp4 (2.78 MB, 720x1280, babypro.ming_1668269933_296998…)
Transcript:
>The cat remember me. I guess they remember less. We humans, we remember so much. We put so much symbols that is so easy to remember everything, and that's the problem. A language that's given us so much power but at the same time has blinded us and made us go to sleep.
>I told the girl what I wish my parents would told me. Wake up. Yes. Wake up. 不要紧张 (don't be nervous). That's what they told me. That's a sign of wake up Ming. Wake up.
>Life is not that fast, but as a young kid, I've always gone fast. I go fast and I go really fast. I like things to be fast. I like to walk fast. I like to cycle fast. I like to get there fast. I wanna get something. I wanna get it fast. Everything is fast.
>You see, how fast was the sleeping Ming? Very, very fast because he trained himself to be fast all the time in everything. When he challenged himself to learn a new language, he wants to learn it fast. If he wants to get to A to B, he wants to do it fast. If he wants to have sex with a girl, he will do it fast. He will make strategies to make it fast. It's all about fast. You want instant results. Ew
>That's just how it works for the Ming that was sleeping. And then there comes a point where the body woke up and realized that was just a sprint. And the body slowed down. But it still has the momentum of the sprint. But this time he can let go. He's moving fast. Just like how when a bike is moving fast with high momentum, when you let go, you are traveling.
>I've let go to enjoy the speed that I've gained. I've sprinted. This is how it feels to have Satori.
I have no clue what he's talking about but hearing him say he will try to have sex with a girl as fast as possible gave me the ultimate ick.