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No. 265087
Previous thread
>>253828Most recent developments (pls add in the replies if I missed anything):
- Anisa still scrambling to get a visa and flirting on twitter to get some L.A dick (dat starbucks coffee tho)
- Ian might have a cuck fetish (allegedly)
- Chad starts hanging out with Keem
- Joji is being Joji and minding his own business being drama free
- Max is not whiny anymore (allegedly)
What will our beloved malnourished fivehead and Pearnisa do next? Stay stuned.
where to find them?
Ian & Anisa
https://twitter.com/Idubbbzhttps://twitter.com/anisajomhaThe Rest
https://twitter.com/anything4viewshttps://twitter.com/sushitrashhttps://twitter.com/maxmoefoeOther edgelord ~alt-youtubers~ like pewdiepie, h3h3, jontron etc. are allowed to be discussed here and are not considered to be off topic.
No. 265096
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>>265091Anisa is also visiting Chris in LA without Ian.
No. 265110
>>265108perhaps she's showing us how many times he got her off
sage for ew and i'm sorry
No. 265132
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>>265103Go back and skim through the previous thread again.
It's only a big deal because Chris and Anisa are flirty with each other on twitter and Anisa is a serial cheater and social climber. Chris is also known for doing anti-sjw/commentary videos and Anisa is trying to break into that circle. Ian has done nothing to promote Anisa's channel and never mentions her. The only reason why we know they're dating is because she won't shut up about it.
Chris and Anisa are also planning to collab together for a video so she'll probably get more use out of Chris than Ian. That, and she wouldn't have to film for Ian anymore lol.
No. 265155
>>265154But you're the one who sounds
triggered. So
triggered you can't even quote properly.
No. 265166
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>>265164>>265163>>265162>>265155>>265154>>265165Please let's not derail the thread anymore, thanks.
No. 265169
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As his peers gallop off onto the sunset of shittiness, joji posts pictures of him in the studio, minding his own business, and working on music. Good on him.
No. 265172
>>265169seems like he is the dad of the group haha next thread picture should have him as a music god and the others as mortals and pear girl :P Kudos for Joji for being above all the bullshit that is happening.
>>265170do you think Ian might turn against Chad because of this?
No. 265192
>>265189I agree. Thank you,
>>265087. Good work.
No. 265196
>>265178You sure?
Ian lets Anisa associate with CRG who is a copy of him, but didn't let her associate with Zoie. (And we know there's not much of a relationship between him and Anisa either, lol)
He tolerated Chad when Chad was associated with Max who idolizes him. Now that Chad is associated with Keem, I can easily see Ian turning against him. He's obviously surrounding himself with fans and yes-men and aggressively pushing away the rest.
No. 265197
>>265185kinda sad really, she is beyond help. haha that's why she has to ride some youtuber dick to get anywhere if ya know what I mean, I mean who else is gonna buy her starbucks? :^)
>>265193check the older threads everything is there
No. 265198
>>265196You have a fair point, anon. Let's be honest– I think the cancer crew is over, meaning that I don't think they'll meet up again to make another hit video such as the cake series. They've kinda all went their own paths and have either stayed friends with the individuals or distanced themselves.
Ian really doesn't need Chad, really. A little skit at the beginning of a once in a while Content Cop - it's not much. This, plus the fact Ian has a distaste for him + the fact he's getting closer and closer to Keemstar- I can see him cutting him off.
No. 265205
Chris is streaming with Anisa!
https://www.twitch.tv/nemesiscrmTime to analyze if she has more chemistry with Chris than Ian lmao
No. 265223
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Get a guy that looks at you the way Chris looks at Anisa.
#goals
No. 265236
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They're laughing and shit, lmfao.
No. 265247
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>>265222>>265235Yep, I feel it too
The milk can't come any sooner lel
No. 265253
>>265250"You're the only youtuber I genuinely talk to." - Anisa
LMAO
No. 265257
>>265223I wouldn't blame her for leaving Ian for this guy, they seem way better together and he's not a prick to her.
Plus she probably already knows she'll never get the fame she wants from Ian since he's intent on keeping her hidden, so I'd wager she's ready to jump ship.
No. 265262
>>265257more like ready to jump on to another dick :^)
oh Anisa… Once a cam whore always a cam whore
No. 265284
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Any thoughts on this?
No. 265293
>>265287The image confuses me, but maybe that's the point.
On one hand, the first two images are Ian pretending to smoke and Ian pretending to have cancer, so it follows that the next pic is Ian pretending to be friends with Chad.
On the other, in the context of the questions from the Google search image, it's like he's saying "I don't smoke/don't have cancer/don't hate Chad".
idk.
No. 265295
>>265293it's just a joke.
as was my answer.
you probably need some sleep or something to clear your head
No. 265362
>>265240She won't let Ian drive her because she thinks she's not a degenerate? Is that supposed to be funny for her?
And Ian has stuff to edit? I think that's just an excuse from Ian so he can avoid spending time with her.
>>265231GunIsa is <3
No. 265566
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anisa's response,, chris liked it too.
I'm not claiming they fucked, I do doubt that, genuinely. But it is an undeniable fact that anisa and chris go along easier, compared to how fucking awkward and retarded Anisa and Ian's interaction was.
(Also, I only follow Anisa so I can keep up with her bullshit for this thread. I wouldn't follow her otherwise, lmfao.)
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Also, why is Chad interacting with her… Joji doesn't interact with any of them so I don't count him, but I was hoping Chad would be the only one that was able to see through her bullshit and not bother with her.
No. 265584
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So this was posted on chads instagram march 30th 2016, a lot can happen in a year but this seems pretty friendly. Even if they aren't friends now they at least used to be…
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yes because everyone is exactly like your family anisa >__>
No. 265811
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Someone knock some sense into this girl. I can't believe a real woman (box?) would think, let alone SAY, this.
No. 265819
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>>265811I am not like other girl guyzz fo realzzz! I am the real deal I am just one of the boisss
No. 265822
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>I have a body of a man!
says the boobie streamer
No. 265824
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>>265822I guess she didn't specify on what type of man :^)
No. 265832
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Thoughts?
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>>265823Yes. She is right.
No. 265840
>>265803pretty OT but little kids with pearheads look so dang cute. Look at her sister's chubby cheeks.
>>265811>"I don't like girly things">wears makeup>wears pink>has cat-ear headphones>went to school for art (obviously art is not inherently girly but it's not male-dominated by any means)Seriously she's pandering SO hard, obviously she has some feminine interests, why does she hate femininity so much? She sounds so insecure.
No. 265845
>>265832"6 months"
implying online counts
implying time during previous relationship counts
implying she's now been with CRG for how many weeks?
No. 265853
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>>265832I'm confused here… according to this stream in December, Anisa said they were together for 6 months…
No. 265854
>>265832Cute.
But this
>>265841. I don't like how she's distancing herself with the "sry gay post".
Like god forbid someone considers her less "one of the boys" because of displays of affection.
No. 265862
>>265811This baffles me…how narcissistic do you have to be to go "well, I'VE never experienced [issue], therefore it doesn't exist"
it's so dumb i think i lost some brain cells reading her tweet
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you know what I realized guys that Ian looks like michael buckley
No. 265901
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just went to her featured channels section and guess who was on top boisss?? and yep no Idubbbz to be found
No. 265904
>>265901Hm.
Chris: who she wants to fuck.
Shoe: who she tries so hard to be.
LeStachette, who got cheated on by Zaptie: what she did to her ex.
Bunty King & Leon Lush: who sucks her dick on twitter
Zaptie: who she aspires to cheat on as many people he did
What an odd group she chose here.
No. 265959
>>265947Oh please, Ian didn't want Anisa to associate with Zoie because he knows that would make him look bad. His fans have been demanding he make a content cop on her for ages, can you imagine how much they'd sperg out if they found out their god is dating some dumb whore who's associated with Zoie?
Besides, Anisa begged Celestia to let her join in on that video but then bailed out at the last minute (and then proceeded to bash Zoie) because she's a two faced bitch and thought Ian would be her meal ticket. kek at you implying she's not trashy.
No. 265972
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>>265584Can anyone summarize what happened between Chad and Ian?
Last thing I knew they were doing awesome videos together
No. 266024
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>>265832That insta is absolutely gross
Can't believe what my eyes see
>Appreciate Marzia 10/10 No. 266111
>>265261If you're burping in your sleep isn't that a lot more than a shit diet?
>>265362They are in San Diego, right? Imo that's a fair distance to drive just to cuck yourself.
No. 266169
>>265901Well she's not featured on IdubbbzTV channel either.
Neither is Chad.
No. 266255
>>265966>>265969She wasn't just leading him on. He told her he liked her and she reciprocated, so he started taking things more seriously. When she later realized he wouldn't be her springboard into fame, she just started treating him like shit, as with your typical fame whore. Same behavior as gold diggers, except all she wants is to be famous.
Funnily enough, in "ending" it, you know instead of being an adult and communicating, she told her friends/followers that he was trying to use the fact that he hosted her as leverage to date her, which then culminated in that absurdly cringeworthy video where some epic lulz cuckfaggot white knight level 9000 social justice "lawyer" showed up to try and equate what Gross allegedly did to guys thinking they're entitled to sex for buying girls drinks (nobody does this), thus proving he'd never actually bought a girl a drink most probably because no girl would ever sit next to him in a bar.
And yeah, that white knight brought up all the most cringeworthy rage inducing illogical "modern" """""feminist""""" arguments and Anisa sat there whimpering and pretending to be the victim, agreeing with them. Then she comes out with a video called, and I'm not shitting you, 'why "feminism" scares me'.
I was completely done at this point. Totally convinced this person was just a compulsive liar and totally untrustworthy. Everything is fake, everything is a show, more than anything in this world she wants desperately to be famous. Just like Ian.
No. 266312
>>266303Does this dude portray himself as obnoxious as fuck on purpose or?
Think they are fucking? She has to realise this is a better path to fame. This is more exposure than she's had from anyone else, including 6 months of Ian.
No. 266313
>>266303he needs to post a warning before zooming into her face at the end like that. That
triggered me
No. 266466
>>265832Is she really that tall?
>>266303He got Ian's speech pattern down but it just doesn't work for him, overall. Even the editing is like edups. Perhaps he studied Ian for quite some time, so that when the right opportunity comes, he can snatch her from Ian. #fanficideas
No. 266735
>>266732I'm anon above you, by saying "how is ian more attractive" I'm saying it as an insult. this is a cringey as fuck video whether you like Ian or not
Sticking with what I said before, seems autistic
No. 266750
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Looks like shit lol
Also wtf is "parm cheese" ??? Makes me think she used shaky parmesan
No. 266769
>>266765are u poor or a shit cook? because only someone that thinks that is actually a good meal would not think it's lame af to put on instagram
this is something that i'd make after working a long ass day and my SO would complain that it's boring and bland lol
No. 266779
>>266765Agreed. It's not a very creative meal by any means but it looks fine.
At least post something that's actually milky/kek-worthy.
>looks like someone perioded all over itLike, really. How old are you? Have you never seen bolognese sauce before?
>inb4 "hi Anisa" No. 266783
>>266765>>266779beep beep beep The Anisa army has arrived boisss prepare your weapons shit is about to get real
beep beep beep >>266782Is that the best insult you can come up with? how creative :^)
applause applause applesauce here is a (you) you earned it!
No. 266789
>>266787mom's spaghetti
my hands getting sweaty
Anisa's army doesn't seem to be ready
but they try going steady
with the insults are worst than a broken telly
No. 266807
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>>266111Been wondering about this for a while
>Gets false positive in cancer diagnosis>not sure if he was trolling, but may be>Says has stomach disease>Eats scorpion possibly with wild bacteria>Mentions a surgeryHe may have ulcers, maybe Helicobacter pylori
bad diet may make everything worse
>His last videos sometimes seem like a cry for help>stupid girlfriend only cares about herself>Stress over being the destroyer ot YT careers may have a toll>Bad diet may be a form of inflicting self-harm or depression No. 266838
>>266750Do Americans think calling it "Parm cheese" is weird? It's just short for "Parmesan cheese". I dunno, I hear it used all the time here in Canada.
Apologies for OT, I'm just confused by this crticism.
No. 266845
>>266839was not trying to paint him that way. Just theorizing about the burping.
Had no idea about how he treats her. It seemed to me that she was cuking him.
Who knows
Ian may be sleeping with Chad as we speak and it would not be surprising
No. 266850
>>266839depression and stress =! poor victim
even pedos and serial killers are depressed.
No. 266877
>>266873just theorizing as I mentioned.
Listing possibilities.
As you say, he may just be a manchild who thinks eating frozen pizza everyday is ok
most likely
No. 266902
>>266896oh, and also start eating healthily so that his skin clears up and his stomach gets in order.
None of this requires much work, it's just taking basic care of yourself.
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>>266843>implying he's not just keeping her around to fuck whenever he feels like itI would be very surprised if he felt romantically towards her. He seems too douchey and autistic for that.
No. 266928
>>266911I've been thinking about it, maybe he's alright to her when they're alone but he's too autistic/babby's first gf to be like that online/in public? Like elementary school boys who bully the girls they have a crush on.
Probably doesn't help that all his fans are the same autistic/awkward around girls
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>>266950not this shit again
No. 266960
>>266928She is cringy as fuck no matter how. We all would cringe at her even before they were together. Even if she treated her well in public.
Probably he doesn't want the romantic guy image, it is known to kill female audience.
PewDiePie has mentioned this effect during an interview, and how you need a YouTube persona that is different from the real one.
Problem? Almost sure Anisa is cringy both irl and online
Ian is obviously acting his edgy persona in front of the camera and Twitter.
No. 266967
>>266960What interview did PDP say that? And was the image part directly relating to him as a bf? I noticed in his last video with his gf she seemed put off by some of his on camera behavior, namely, the burping. She looked genuinely weirded out/disgusted by it which only highlights the fact that he's doing it to copy idubbbz because clearly it's not something she's used to from him.
I do think it's possible that idubbbz and Ian are somewhat different. But something is keeping me from veering that way when it comes to his relationship with Anisa. It's suspicious that while we're talking about this Chris guy Anisa is visiting and prompting a lot of people to ask if she's cheating or make assumptions in that direction, suddenly she and Ian come out with the first and only image of them looking like a real couple. I feel like she asked for Ian to pose with her in a cutesy way (who is in that position with their SO, in the the fucking bathroom, with a fucking camera, if not for a "photoshoot"?) in order to quell suspicions. I envision this whining scenario where she nags him until he does something dumb and "coupley" with her. It's just timed too perfectly.
No. 266973
>>266967>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulDXrM5LwncI wished that Marzia had gotten edgier in that vid.
>>266963can't prove is false or true.
No. 266996
>>266973What do you mean about Marzia being edgier?
Thanks for the vid anon. So he says he's a romantic but it's not good for his image, but I've seen him be sweet to Marzia. Of course probably not as much as he can normally be off camera, but in their videos together there is a comfortable/loving atmosphere there. When they're "mean" to each other, you can see the genuine playfulness behind it. And even more, Felix has said things that show his respect for her. I can't remember the vid, but I remember him referring to "bitches" jokingly as he was going through YouTubers. He got to Marzia and made a point that he would never call her a bitch. If I recall, he wanted to say it jokingly and just couldn't bring himself to do it. I assume because he does respect her and because Marzia, while sweet, comes off as a self-assured woman who 100% expects to be respected by her bf in public. You know, the opposite of Anisa. I don't see any of that with Ian and Anisa. Anisa tried to play it off that she was wanting to laugh when Ian was slapping her, but that's bullshit and we know it. Ian openly is disrespectful to her every single time they're doing something public and apparently even in private (eating her burger, making her walk to get a fucking coffee daily, having a total lack of regard for her immigration status, not even respecting their relationship enough to properly groom himself) and he doesn't acknowledge her by name on his social media and clearly doesn't want her to get fame from him. Which is the most odd aspect of their relationship that makes me think there aren't real feelings there. If I were famous and cared deeply for someone (and I can't imagine moving fucking countries to live with someone who I didn't care deeply for) who wanted a boost up in the industry, I wouldn't hesitate to help them. That's not even a SO thing, that's a basic friend thing. Friends promote each other ALLLLL the time on YouTube. It's so typical. Why is Ian so against it if he loves her and wants to be with her for the foreseeable future? What is there to lose if they actually think they'll be together long term and need to build a home together. It could only help if she has more income to bring into their home, which I doubt either of them even sees it as. Ian definitely has some differences from his internet self, I would say at most he's just less intense. But I don't think he's pretending to be an ass to her for his image. True sentiment would slip through in a not crafted to ward off the Anisa cheating comments photo way.
No. 267007
>>266996thanks for this anon you put my feelings into words
sage for no contribution
No. 267016
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>>265897He liked this tweet prior to the name change.. How old is Kimmi anyways? Seems creepy.
No. 267024
>>266996>Egdy MarziaI mean that I see she could have played along with the waifu joke. Is obvious Pewds does not want to play DOA bikini wars, so he over-plays it. I think Marzia has it in her, but for some reason she tries to behave well.
I imagine she could have pretended "Oh, that is my waifu, is better than yours" even before pewds mentioned his gf, or as first reaction, or something silly. The video editing was trying so hard to make her funny, while I think her personality could have done it, if she did let go.
>he wanted to say it jokingly and just couldn't bring himself to do it.good point.
> I wouldn't hesitate to help them.On the other hand. helping too much could become spoon feeding, which not exactly helps. Her content is not good. Giving her benefits just because of couple status wouldn't necessarily help. At most showing some editing or feedback would be really good, at least teaching some independence. Just because he is the boyfriend it does not mean he is his mother/teacher. She has to be independent. Yet, if he cared and was helping her in the background, it would show.
That said, being his boyfriend or nobody entitles him to be an asshole.
Anisa is known for acting as one-of-the-boys, such girls start trying to hang out harshly with boys, and that is how boys act to each other: mean. really. mean. Maybe he is with her because she gave that freedom.
No. 267041
>>267024Marzia has joked like that before. I don't think she was against it. The game was in Japanese and she didn't get it, it seemed. Also, she didn't want to play with Felix's girl. I think she MIGHT have gotten more into it if she was able to pick the girl she wanted earlier. She was making an issue of it every couple of minutes. The whole video had a "just came up with this last minute" air to it. Like he dragged her from home and just threw the controller in her hands.
I agree with your last point. If she isn't ready to be shouted out or whatever (in his opinion), I could see that. Sort of like how famous parents keep their kids out of the industry until they're more skilled (some). Doubt Ian is helping in any way though, and doubt that he's waiting or trying not to mother her. I get the feeling that he just doesn't care and wants them to remain separate. Mostly because, aside from this whole point, he's not even supporting her efforts with simple tweets like "great points in this vid" or blah blah like her the other males in her life are. There's a massive schism there that feels very forced. I mean why is Chris Gun featuring her in a vid and tweeting about her "talents" whereas her bf is crickets? That's fucking strange.
Could be with the one of the boys point, but then you have to go back to Max. Ian's more tender with Max than he's ever been with Anisa. I really think it comes down to respect. Whether it's coming from a sexist place, an autist's first gf place, or based on her merit, Ian does not show respect towards Anisa in anyway you look at it if you compare what is normal and/or how he treats other people who should be on equal/similar footing as her.
>>267029
>He is just trying to prove she can't win a shoutout by fucking him.Exactly. Which is entirely something I would expect if he didn't love and respect her. Doubt he does. Then that begs the question, is he
really letting this relationship go this far (her moving in from fucking Canada) just to see where it goes or for sex? It's kind of mind boggling trying to figure out where his head is at. The more you think about the situation they're in combined with their behaviors, the less it makes sense.
No. 267055
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yo chris tell her to shave
No. 267056
>>267041> he's not even supporting her efforts with simple tweets like "great points in this vid" that is a no no in the YouTube community
It would seem like he is recommending the video to his audicence, and that would piss them.
On the other hand he is liking tarantulas
No. 267059
>>267029That's for the better. She's at 40k now and wants to hit 100k, but I have been subbed to many many YouTubers who produce quality content for months to years who haven't exploded, or have worked quite hard to reach 100k. Chris was among one of them until he decided to go full Ian-clone and shilling himself out for collabs and to join cliques of bigger tubers. I mean I'll shit talk Leafy every day all day, but even his content is lightyears beyond Anisa's.
I don't see how she thinks the way to "become a big YouTuber" is to fuck them or beg to collab. I mean holy shit, watch other YouTubers, observe how they make videos, and try to imitate their production quality. Do original research. Make your own videos. Start there. People with massive channels give shoutouts to people who make quality content all the time, no sex required.
She's going to constantly attention whore and fame climb until she has 100-200k subs and then still be producing this cringeworthy "5th grade communications project"-tier shit and then it's just going to be awkward.
No. 267062
>>267055that tumblr portrait
>delusion is realsage
No. 267115
>>266765It is but no1cur
they're just silly comments.
No. 267119
>>266931Different strokes for different folks. I'm personally attracted to his type, as are many others I'm sure.
He's not at his best (look-wise, behavior-wise, whatever-wise) atm, but fuck, none of us are all the time. And frankly, neither you nor I would be at our best either if we were for the first time faced with the pressure of becoming a huge idolized youtuber.
On a similar note, Anisa is a cow, but she is a determined cow, sharpening her horns while being milked. I find that commendable.
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>>267120In her videos she notes how unattractive she is, how she's "always eating" and other shit that infers that she's a chill dude then she posts a very self conscious, self aware post highlighting deep insecurities like this >>267112 she is contradicting her own self constructed bullshit persona.
Honestly i'd be more self conscious of being fat yet having no tits than the pear face thing if I was her, her padding is atrociously noticeable esp here
>>266024 and the pictures at the top highlight her awful violin hips from the result of poor fat distribution (pic related), her arms are also very hammy as well.
In >>267112 The lining of the bra of her left cup is protruding because the size of the cup is too large for her small breasts, the cup should mold the breast proportionately and cup the entire breast flatteringly not protrude outwards and cut into her shirt. This is the result of wearing a bra that is 2 cups larger than your actual breast size kek.
No. 267179
>>267158 haha oh shit thats me
im not a roleplay blog by the way
fuckin retard
(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE) No. 267182
>>267180Stop excusing people's behavior because it's a "character". The only person who's actually a character is Joji with Frank.
Yes, youtubers do act different infront of a camera than in irl, but at most it's just exaggerated versions of themselves. Still doesn't get a free pass.
No. 267184
>>267182btw
>>267180 this wasn't directed at you, directed at
>>266960 No. 267193
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>>267190
…see pic
No. 267196
>>267178Oh, I have been wondering the same. I never got to see the stream where Anisa and Ian interact, damn I wish I got to see it.
Why did Anisa delete it? She didn't want to show everyone how awkward as fuck they were?
No. 267203
>>267200They don't want to believe their special boy is legitimately an asshole.
Most of Ian's (and the rest of the Youtube crew's) fans are children who haven't yet figured out that you don't have to approve of everything a person does just because you like their content. They don't (want to) see themselves as bad people, though, so it follows they'd need their idols to be inherently good people, and for that to be true, all the bad things they do would need to be an 'act'.
No. 267279
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Wow, another AMA because that's top tier content we all love from good ole raihnbowti- anisa jomha! She has a really interesting personality, so I'm super excited to see this video!
No. 267281
>>267279someone should ask her
"why do you like starbucks so much why do you have to go to L.A. to get it?"
No. 267286
>>267281Seems like she just wants to go to LA, maybe also to get some of that side dick.
Ian would never take her to LA, Ian comes across as potentially the worst "partner" anyone could ever have. Unless you're a guy, he seems to be pretty fond of dudes and far nicer to them than women.
No. 267340
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When and where was this picture posted? I saw the peace sign ones but not this one.
No. 267385
>>267029agreed. he's kind of a douche for doing it but it seems like anisa really wanted to leech off of his e-fame/name while he just wanted some pussy. i can understand why there wouldn't be much of a connection/love. remember when gross gore was going out with celstia vegas and he left like a day after meeting her irl? she was so uninterested and it was visibly awkward in the q&a and she just wanted to jumpstart her career.
i feel like if ian is having a relationship with anisa (and not just pump and dumping her) he should at least seem more caring/enjoy it, but i can honestly understand him not mentioning her. her content sucks, why would you proudly announce to the internet that you want to boost your girlfriend's shitty videos?
No. 267389
>>267380it's the weird strangle-hold grasping onto one another. seems forced and makes it look like they're only doing it for the picture.
anisa has to lose those crummy shorts, get a new haircut and get a personality outside of idubbbz.
No. 267402
>>267397I agree I know it's fun to nitpick bc she's a shitty person but I think she's cute (certainly cuter than Ian), she just sucks at dressing like a grown-up and her hair is incredibly unflattering.
>>267380>>267389Yeah he looks uncomfortable lmao, the way he's grabbing her side is so weird. It's okay to put your hand on her and get a good grip, Ian, ya'll are dating!
No. 267409
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Loling at this right now
No. 267446
>>267203What shitty things has he done that is actually bad? None of the things listed here are really bad.
Eating her burger? Just teasing like one of the boys
Having distance is normal during the first months. Is not like they are married
Not mentioning her in his social media dedicated for his job as entertainer is not wrong
I have never seen the abuse videos, so I can't tell how bad went those
No. 267450
>>267446>Eating her burger? Just teasing like one of the boysShe struggled with an eating disorder when she was younger and he told her "she's on a diet anyway", which is rude. Also what guy friends eat each others' food…? Do you have any male friends?
>Having distance is normal during the first months. Is not like they are marriedOh totally I agree, so why did they move in within months of knowing each other, and why didn't Anisa look into getting a permanent residence visa beforehand? Why was Ian okay with potentially living with an illegal alien?
>Not mentioning her in his social media dedicated for his job as entertainer is not wrongThis one I agree with to an extent tbh
No. 267499
>>267450There's no visa for permanent residency. Or you file your docs proving your relationship status as a married couple only or for work reasons.
The permanent residence also known as green card is a pain to get. It can take up to 6 months for the USCIS to process all your documents and if you entered illegally in the country you pretty much fucked, specially nowadays. Also each form to send to the immigration costs 500 bucks. All this information is in their website.
And if they just get married, "if", she still would get the temporary residence card, which only last 2 years before she can get the permanent one, which also is temporary, 10 years. But if you don't keep tabs with your taxes or do anything illegal, UCSIS can take it away. Like they say in the law, residency is NOT right, but privilege.
So is not really that easy and he knew it would be easier to have a illegal fucktoy at home than having the money and time to get married and file for her paperwork.
And even residence by work is temporary. Never heard of any company going to try for the permanent one.
No. 267523
>>267499>And if they just get married, "if", she still would get the temporary residence card,No she wouldn't. Due to the increases in people getting married for green cards over the years the government has gotten very strict about this too. Nothing about their relationship comes even close to seeming legit. They'd get laughed out of immigration and told to get her ass back to Canada.
I've said this before, but immigration is a huge obstacle and for someone like Anisa with no marketable skills, steady income, valid marriage, etc. her best/only bet is a student visa. It is also only temporary, but I seriously doubt this relationship will last even that long.
Or, hmm, are anchor babies still a thing?
No. 267530
>>267415I believe Anisa is really that dumb. She seems to be trying so hard to make their relationship seem "above board." She's proved again and again she's not nearly as intelligent as she desperately wants everyone to believe she is. She already has forgotten that most of her lies are verifiable or not from her own shitty videos.
And lmao "staying on good terms with your ex" yes, by posting a pic of your ex who is dating someone else already??? Fucking retards. And akaadian's reaction to them dating should be pretty indicative of what happened.
No. 267555
>>267523Actually that was what I was trying to saying. Sorry about that lol
She needs to get married and stay married for longer than 2 years before she can apply for her green card. If she does before that she won't get anything.
And unfortunately anchor babies are so messed up. I know people who gave birth in the US territory and left with the baby and it never saw American soil ever in their live and the parents are waiting the kid to turn 18 so he can claim his parents citizenship.
Anchor babies are fucked up. But until the kid reaches 18, the parents can't get shit from the government. See what is happening with the ICE waiting in front of schools to arrest illegal parents of American born kids. The kid, as being a citizen stays, parents gtfo
No. 267579
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I actually thought this was funny wtf
No. 267581
>>267576If you haven't noticed, people here don't care much about updating or don't even want to update the constitution for the current world.
imo i think a cleaning up of the wording would be a lot better/cheaper than spending the money to have ICE bust illegal parents at birthday parties and ruining families but who cares about optimization
No. 267587
>>267581Yeah, who cares about people coming here illegal, exploiting our system and committing crimes. who cares.
Sage for derail. I'm done with this bullshit
No. 267619
>>267499>There's no visa for permanent residencyAh my bad, I was mixing up terms lol.
And I do know that it's a total pain in the ass to get a green card and have heard plenty of horror stories, but she didn't even look it up. After she moved to the US, she asked on fucking
twitter if anyone knew how to get a visa.
>>267552No way dude, there's no reason Maker would be willing to host Ian but not willing to associate with Anisa. They barely seem to give a shit what their channels do.
>>267579that actually was pretty funny lol
No. 267675
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Well guys. She got the choker. She is now officially full fledged edge lord, anti SJW tumblr queen!
No. 267722
>>267696Christ, the cancer is spreading.
I hope the morons who think saying "faggot", "nigger", etc. brazenly in public is okay get punched in the face.
No. 267725
>>267340This actually looks like a cute, normal, couple photo.
But kek at her trying to push her tits out to look like she has 'em
No. 267728
>>267725That doesn't look like a cute normal couple. That looks so fake they wouldn't even pass in a shitty C-tier movie with a budget of $10,000.
And yes, as in every picture she's got her arm a solid 4-6 inches behind her back trying to push her chest out and wearing a quadruple padded bra that's 2 sizes too big.
No. 267736
>>267619You generally need some reason to get a visa that's more extensive than just a visit. School, work (not for yourself), etc. There are exceptions like those for people with exceptional abilities but I doubt if Anisa fits any of them, especially O-1.
Most people in her situation trying to immigrate do it through marriage. I doubt if Ian is willing to go that far but given how fake this relationship is, maybe?
Otherwise she'll have to leave soon(ish) because she has no reason to be in the country. If she wants to come here, she'll have to apply for a greencard and that takes ages without marriage (still takes years with marriage).
No. 267743
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Anisa and shoe's second interaction:
>yeah we must have similar styles because I always see your outfits and go damn she's cute
>yeah we have similar styles because i try to hard to look like you and be you hahahahahaahhahahaha
No. 267746
>>267696That's just tragic. This is the prime reason why Idoops is so toxic; he has undeserved influence that he is unfit to handle, and with this power he spreads ignorance
I'm not even that crazy about the n word, if someone uses it around me / in a video, I won't care, I just don't use it personally. But his logic of "all or nothing" is being praised as if it's the scripture of God, when it just comes off as an excuse used by millions of edgy 12 year old idubbbz fans who say the n word in every other sentence
No. 267800
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>clothing that suits who I am better
>wears full-on girly shit
>"I'M NOT GIRLY GUYS I'M NOT GIRLY AT ALL BLEASE BELIEVE ME I'M ONE OF THE GUYS."
She actually looks cute here though imo. That kind of skirt is flattering for her body type.
No. 267811
>>267806True. Maybe she took our advice
Being honest, the outfit looks nice, better than those shorts she used to wear. She should just drop the hat and get bangs. And stop having a shitty personality. And then she'd be pretty.
No. 267816
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>>267743Makes sense because this
>>267800 looks like a low budget version of pic related
No. 267827
>>267813Agreed. She's wearing an outfit that would look super attractive on either naturally very lean or very defined hourglass shapes. She has no figure. Just because the clothes are nicer doesn't mean she looks good in them.
That hat doesn't suit her hairstyle or face shape at all either.
No. 267908
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Rewatched the slapping vid, and look at her comment on it, damage control much
No. 267964
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>>267951little kids from tumblr are infiltrating the board with their stupid fucking crushes on these guys yet they still can't tell them apart from random dudes who look nothing like them.
No. 268072
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>267816
Both Anisa and June are ugly as fuck "one of da b0yz xDD" bitches
No. 268089
>>267450
>Also what guy friends eat each others' food…?Guys do this things all the time. That is pretty vanilla tbh. Some would even steal each other's stuff and throw it down a river just to show who is boss, and they would love that stuff. Is a very weird line close to bullying, but they do it only when they have confidence. Can't undertamnd that well, but I have seen it and male friends have explained to me they are just playing, while it seems they are being very harsh. Some girls play like this too. Just look at prankster circles.
Not defending him, he is just a retard, but this is not abuse
>Well, yeah, he's an asshole, plus he sleeps in until 3pm, so he can't be fucked to get up at a decent hour and do his girlfriend a favor. Lots of manchildren have a shit schedule, but why dating him would mean that he has to change for her? nobody should expect your couple to change for you. You date them as they are. Is not abuse, just a bad choice of couple. Go get you a real man.
>I keep mentioning it, but I don't even get why the guy can't throw her $5 or whatever it costs for an Uber/cab. Isn't she a grown up who can pay her own bills?
>He grabs her a burger while he's out, eats 1/2 of it and says it's fine because she's on a diet. Still not abusive or shaming, just stating facts. There is no shame in being on a diet. I can't believe get offended on having your couple eating your stuff. You have to be over-sensitive. Not abuse.
>Goes out of his way to tell her followers not to donate because of him. Followers used to mail him money, and he often asked them to stop, and said he would throw the money. He may be some sort of purist. This may be in the same lines. He does not want her to boost by his fame. People may be interpreting this as not caring for her, but is in fact a way of pushing her to find her own way without depending on him. We can't know unless he actual says so. This could be an overly positive view, but still is not abuse.
>Tells her not to associate with Zoie Burgher because it'd be bad for her brand (…)Good piece of advice
> …meanwhile he does nothing to help out her channel and, thus, dicks her out of building her brand. Why would he do the job for her? Isn't it her channel? Can't she just work as any other user in YT?
>Won't even give her a simple shoutout in the H3H3 podcast.Why would he? her content is bad. It would be nepotism
> Won't let her drive his car, Maybe she is a bad driver? really, people should understand that being on a couple does not mean that there are no boundaries.
Boundaries is not abuse
>doesn't mention her on social media, doesn't post cutesy couple pics on his IG,not abuse. Mentioned before about his social media being his job
> won't throw her cab fare, not abuse. A better bf would do, though
>smacked her goddamn face, insulted her on stream numerous times, haven't seen it, but yes, this is shitty. Boundaries should go both ways, unless she likes it.
>had to her move in with him without planning how she could get a visa…I had a similar problem myself. While I got support, it is a personal matter you have to solve yourself, as an independent person.
Overall, this is not abuse. Just a not very attentive boyfriend I would not want to have.
>Anisa, your boyfriend fucking sucks. Have some fucking self respect. No. 268092
>>267873oh is this one.
Well, she needs to set boundaries.
No. 268116
>>268089
>I can't believe get offended on having your couple eating your stuff. You have to be over-sensitive. Not abuse.I'm sorry you're not used to being treated with respect and you think being offended by this is an over sensitive reaction.
Get help.
No. 268129
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>>267800She looks like she's playing dress up with mommy's clothes. That outfit does nothing to flatter her and the hat looks like shit on her head/face shape. Plus, she wore a choker and sunglasses with this too? Just stop.
>>267918Seriously. It's so obvious. Makes me wonder why she's really changing her style all the sudden. Who's she trying to manipulate or impress, because I know she's not doing this for herself.
No. 268142
>>268129probably because her solo trip to see Chris didn't have the same effect on Ian as she had hoped. Girl has about 5 month left before she's overstaying in the US, she's gotta do something drastic if she wants that ring.
Also she's living in Cali now, she might've been a 7/10 in Deadmonton but she's a 3 in Cali.
No. 268174
>>268089
>It would be nepotismAfter all the grammar mistakes and overall horrid grasp of English, logic, and what basic human decency entails, this was the statement that finally made me spit out my cereal.
Hilarious.
No. 268195
>>268089Nobody said it is 'abuse' so why is that your go to defense?
>Some would even steal each other's stuff and throw it down a river just to show who is boss, and they would love that stuff.what the fuck are you talking about?
No. 268217
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>>268089>abuse, abuse, abuseliterally who the fuck called his behavior abuse? everyone's just pointing out how he's a shit retarded bad boyfriend who doesn't deserve to date any girl no matter how cringy that girl is herself and since you keep mentioning that "a better bf would do" it seems you agree with that sentiment so idk why you make these long ass posts fighting for his honoru all the time
>nepotismi don't think that word means what you think it means
No. 268286
>>268271agreed she wants to be that one girl in a group of guys they all wanna fuck. "one of the boys" but ~sexy~ so they think she's his dream girl.
hard to achieve that persona if shes an actual dude
No. 268300
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is she gonna ask for advice/opinions for every single video -__-
No. 268312
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>>267908My God…I didn't think it was possible to have such a lack of self-respect. I've seen some fame whores in my time who will do some pathetic stuff for attention and still have more dignity than this girl.
If I were in her position (not that the relationship wouldn't have ended right then and there) but I would say literally anything else, rather than 'lol yeh I deserved it look at you whiteknights gettin so mad rofl' like bitch you've just shown everyone that knows who you are that you will let a man humiliate and walk all over you with zero consequences whatsoever. Great fucking role model, what a strong woman. I would say anything like 'Oh you don't know what he's like off camera, he's so sweet and good to me, he just took it too far but you know his comedy. Will definitely never happen again.' Anything but
that response.
No. 268315
>>268300I know Trisha is
problematic, but getting LIPO* (what a surprise, Anisa can't spell) is a personal decision. If it makes Trisha happy, who the hell cares. Is this Anisa's content? Tearing down other youtubers like her bf? Actually, I'd love for Anisa to make this video and hope for Trisha to respond because I'd love to see Trisha take down Anisa.
No. 268318
>>268114Hate to be that person, but I watched a stream with June (always in the middle of kind of liking her/hating her, I know I know) and when she talked about the cat eye she said that she knows it associates her with Boxxy and is still accused of copying her, but she's done that eye look since like junior high and loves it. She likes how it looks and doesn't want to change it, and I get that, if it really is her style she shouldn't have to change.
I think June is a beautiful girl and her personality is surprisingly decent but her content is ridiculous 'I'm not like other girls' like everyone has said before, basically saying the same exact thing over and over (cherry picking extreme feminist silliness) for years, narcissistic 'this has never happened to me so every girl on the Internet must be lying' bull, and now showing off what a love slave she is to her bf to pander to her /pol/ fans which is ridiculous because they would turn on her on a dime if she shattered their fantasy by disagreeing with them on anything. Their love is fickle, girl, get some self-respect and stick to your guns if you want anyone else to respect instead of just having a crush on you.
sage because nothing to do with Anisa
No. 268323
>>268300>>268315I really hope she makes this video. It's going to be so sloppy and internally inconsistent. Body positivity is comparable to solipsism, so even her reaction thinking these two positions are contradictory (and Trisha is a hypocrite) is pretty wrong.
That said, Trisha should definitely improve her lifestyle for health reasons, lipo isn't going to fix morbidity, but she'll do what she wants to do.
No. 268325
>>268320Oh shit, I don't really read YT comments, so I guess I was kind of jumping the gun on saying that. I guess I just meant her personality from her videos/have never really found drama involving her (probably because she doesn't have a thread and I don't use social media at all) and I admit I like her sense of humor. I know people here really hate it but I've definitely gotten some laughs out of her content. I just wish she would cut the shit and come up with something new for once, or have the balls to criticize alt-righters that genuinely hate women and their content is just saying the worst stuff about them. Women criticizing men is a big no-no but the other way around is perfectly acceptable and that disgusts me. I wish she would take advantage of the smitten man children and show them how ugly that behavior is and that they are the exact same people that they hate.
If she truly is bitchy/hostile/arrogant I just haven't seen it. Sage again for June.
No. 268359
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Yes, because when you want a good level headed discussion, Anisa will provide it for you.
No. 268772
>>268771Wait he got a gf???
Is this considered sage? Idk
No. 268788
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>>268771What a surprise. Maybe she finally got some self-respect. Any details other than that one tweet?
No. 269064
>>268981are you…fucking retarded?
If there isn't a shoe thread then make a shoe thread, the discussion gets off topic when you guys discuss shoe in no relation to anisa.
maybe chill the fuck out before pointing fingers, take a step back and learn how lolcow works?
No. 269129
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Ian is rude?? Water is wet!!
No. 269141
>>269129I'm getting some serious secondhand embarrassment…
damn he's seriously autistic isn't he
No. 269145
>>269129OOOOOF, painful. That's fucking painful.
>That's my boifran, lol, always being sooo funnay and random! Memes!!XDAt first I thought she was experiencing a moment of clarity, like a "Oh, I'm dating a fucking manchild who is considered a professional comedian, but constantly barfs out the same, tired as fuck meme as a 'punchline' because he's not clever or creative on any fucking level oh god I need to move back home help somebody…" sort of epiphany, but nope, she's clearly fucking loving it. So much so that everyone needs to know how funny her special little guy is…because making a retail clerk's job more obnoxious than it already has to be is top shelf humor. I bet if he threw a full cup of soda back on a drive-thru employee, she'd cackle with glee.
Honestly, Anisa, if you're going to date a pathetic, manchild, I HATE PC CULTURE meme/edgelord, date the one who's nice to you and is actually willing to help you with your (ahem) "career".
No. 269161
>>268089Sage for replying to a day old post, but:
Anon, I never stated "THIS IS ABUSE, THIS POOR VICTIM", I'm pointing out how she consistently puts up with childish, rude, shitty behavior from a guy who clearly doesn't respect her. That's not abusive (though it can be a precursor to abuse), but those are definitely red flags. Not to blogpost, but in my experience, when somebody is doing rude, shitty things like that so early on (yes, 6 months of dating is early) into a relationship, they're testing boundaries to see how much they can treat you like trash and get away with it.
Every. Single. Time. she lets him get away with it, hence me telling her to find some fucking self respect. Yes, boundaries are important…she's not setting up any boundaries. Ian is setting up all the rules and boundaries in the relationship. No, you don't always share everything in a relationship, obviously, it depends on the couple, but you're whiteknighting as if she's a STRONG, INDEPENDANT WOMAN, that Ian shouldn't have to pay for her Uber/cab fare, help her with her visa issues, help her with her channel, etc.
Okay, that's a lovely thought, but how do you think she's living right now? She probably has some leftover streaming money, but her YT isn't bringing in revenue and her patreon or whatever is pathetic. She went from living on her parents money to hopping directly into a relationship with Ian where he is almost
certainly supporting her financially. She's not a strong, empowered, independent lady, she consistently hops from dick to dick, hoping to use them for their money and influence. She's like a sugar baby with a daddy in their late 20's. She's like the embodiment of co-dependence…or, hell, just straight up dependence issues. YT'ers and streamers need to depend on others to help them out to a certain degree, but she depends on others to a
crazy degree.
She didn't even bother to google "How to get a visa" on her own. You're saying "Well, I managed to do it on my own w/o my partner's assistance" and that's all well and dandy for you, but the girl is clearly absolute shit at being self sufficient and lacks common sense, that is when your SO steps in and says "Hey, have you taken care of this important thing in your life?". That's not being a babysitter, that's being a caring partner who's helping you get your shit together. Ian doesn't give a fuuuuck.
>It would be nepotismWell, I hope to
god it isn't nepotism or else Anisa is into some incest.
No. 269220
>>269204Right, but that kinda says something when you think it's funny to yell a tired, beat to shit meme at a random employee because
in your circle of friends, y'all enjoy it
ironically. Okay, then it's for you, your group of friends and the profoundly retarded stans who'll laugh no matter what. On so many level this "joke" fails.
>Kek outdated meme
>Still used among my group of friends because: irony is the tits
>Harass tired employee with said outdated, overused meme despite none of your friends who are in on the joke are around to be in on the lulz (Anisa does not count, she's the girl who goes "Hahaha you guys what's so funny. You guys? Where are you going?").
>Give zero shits that nobody else will enjoy your epic prank
>Give zero shits that the second level of the punchline is "Lulz this world-weary employee is being yelled at, I enjoy making his day even worse"
>Most self indulgent, "Who cares if nobody else is enjoying themselves, I'm just givin' myself some chuckles and that's all that matters" fuckery.Just, stop, Ian. Grow up a BIT. Try.
No. 269221
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This girl is seriously retarded
No. 269230
>>269169He deleted the pics of her on his twitter
Here's the stream she's in:
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/128084583 No. 269241
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>>269238lol nvm i guess my hunch was right. i honestly dont get why she lies about the stupidest shit.
No. 269292
>>269258>>269268He's probably seen how Max treats his girlfriend/s and picked up some tips tbh
Max was/is extremely loving, sweet and showers his partners with gifts and trips away to show his love.
He did it in the honeymoon phase/when he loved Xantia and is now doing it with Katt.
It's not exactly surprising that Chad did it with his girlfriend, with him being best friends with Max.
No. 269294
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>>269271I was all "Dawww" until I read this post and remembered he'd livestream himself on tinder dates and shit, making out with girls. Was he in a relationship the whole time he was doing that, is that what you mean? If so: Oof, that is shady.
No. 269361
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Keem calling chrisraygun an idubbbz clone lmao
No. 269375
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>>269371yeah it's obvious that it was both me dipshit, I use caps for sage and it was something I agreed with, what is your point? Also, I'm very proud of you for doing us all the favour of googling how to sage a post!
No. 269378
>>269375kek that wasn't even me. I'm surprised at how easily
triggered you are, Shoe.
No. 269379
>>269375except you are being really fucking obnoxious and you can also reply to multiple posts at once. your whole "exactly!" wasn't even needed even as a saged post.
how many times do you need to be reminded that the OP contains this:
> Other edgelord ~alt-youtubers~ like pewdiepie, h3h3, jontron etc. are allowed to be discussed here and are not considered to be off topic.until shoe gets her own thread, fuck off with the white knighting. she's an easy target.
and no i haven't posted any of the recent shoe posts. stop sperging out.
No. 269387
>>269382there weren't any qualifiers but
see
>>267743 there has been repeated discussion as well that anisa is trying to be the next shoe or something.
i've adamantly encouraged people to make a shoe thread for a while now.
>>269380i would agree if there was a shoe thread.
>>269384that was my literal first response to you, and a short one at that, and you pull the "I TROL U!!" card? kay stay mad
No. 269400
>>269391sorry but what's >>269384? It's not linking to anything aha
I made the anisa in a trashbag art and one of the pear beach edit things and the thumb anisa thing
No. 269402
File: 1489492080068.png (24.05 KB, 477x329, SAGE.png)
>>269385In case anyone missed it, SAGE whiteknight posted this, realized idiocy and deleted. now going under the radar as "sage"
which is pretty obvious to anyone:
>>269394stay. mad. or at least stop shitting yourself over people talking about her here.
No. 269407
>>269405it would be cool to sage that kind of shit tho
your post, i mean.
No. 269416
>>269413my bad, I frequent the dasha thread too and forgot this wasn't it. I need to get some sleep.
tl;dr: dasha is female-onision, psychotic lying bitch who deleted mina's instagram (basically her portfolio) and is trying to wear mina's skin. there's no real proof/context of the Ian thing except the consensus over in that thread is "Cyr cheated on Mina with Dasha, who could blame her if she was mad?" that obviously didn't go anywhere since she actually tried a poly relationship with them.
Dasha has Cyr whipped and has had her minions flame those threads. literally only her minions whiteknight her there. Mina has been very quiet and seems mature. Dasha was probably never her friend.
No. 269507
>>269221blogpost time.
http://www.curvykate.com/blog/boob_weight_you_wont_believe_what_yours_are/Tits don't weight that much in the long run. I doubt she's bigger than an FF.
No. 269564
File: 1489511368428.png (397.79 KB, 618x791, ok.png)
What did she mean by this?
No. 269653
Is PDP's "humor" going to be endless recalls to the WSJ incident for the next six months? Wtf was the point of his latest video about Scare PDP? What JSE said was right, PDP's "jokes" suck because he doesn't understand the structure of a joke. I can't imagine what kind of financial loss his stunt produced for a lot of people, then many lost their jobs, even JSE lost out because he was clearly going to be prominently featured. And PDP just keeps bringing it back up in his douchey way. I really can't figure out what's supposed to be funny about this, "oh, haha, you thought you were going to watch Scare PDP, but it's obviously not"…Okay. He even tried to pull the same BS that he did when he was going to "delete his channel". It's like he gets off on manipulating masses of children to overly like his stuff, or dislike, or RT, or subscribe. He's starting to come off as severely bored with his life/job.
No. 269675
File: 1489520061820.jpg (63.28 KB, 535x798, maxresdefault.jpg)
Oh god I hope she is cucking him, the milk would be one of the most delicious
No. 269712
>>269605> fathhahahahahahahahaha
god do you really only know like 1 insult? pathetic. topic was dropped, stfu attention whore
No. 269737
>>269675Wait, is that
Anisa? God, it looks like a pale version of her.
OH GOD NO, I've cursed myself with the mental imagery of her letting Chris' jizz glop down her chin as she's kneeling outside the train station, giving him a goodbye blowjibber before she has to return to her ~lovely~ boyfriend.
$10 says she had to walk back from the train station, found Ian farting in a dark living room and he just says "I got you something to eat, but…y'know, I ate it, so…MY NAME IS JEFF."
>>269564>>269361Anisa, you are the least subtle bitch I've ever seen. Most public figures would be trying to do damage control when so many people are pointing out how obsessed they are with a clone of their boyfriend, so either you're profoundly retarded
very plausible or you
want people to know. The latter could even be for a number of reasons:
>If I start cheating rumors, I get attention! I'm a whore for attention!>If I start cheating rumors, maybe Ian will realize he likes me! Jealousy makes people love you!>If I start cheating rumors, it will do half the work for me because I'm too much of a pussy to outright tell my boyfriend that I'm unhappy. Maybe he'll break up with me and I won't have to do any work at all!Ya triflin' milky-mouthed bitch.
No. 269770
>>269765Max seems like a decent guy
aside from slobbering on Ian's dick. I don't get it. Why does he like Ian so much?
No. 269782
>>269770He wants to riiiiiide that diiiiick to the toppp. Sorry, I had a melody in my head while typing.
Joji's gone, Chad's doing his own thing and (until recently) didn't offer much in the way of influence whereas Ian was and continues to be blowing the fuck up. He's latchin' on tight like a baby koala, hoping to snatch up the fame-crumbs that Ian leaves behind. Being closely associated to Ian means: subs, views, ad revenue and encouraging the crazy stans to ship him and Ian, thus, building the intensity of his fanbases loyalty.
No. 269908
>>269901Oh, no, I think they're buds, but I think Max sees an Ian as a buddy whose YouTube stardom could afford him some opportunities. I don't think he's faking his friendship, but he goes overboard with dickriding Ian just so he can stay on his good side and reap the benefits of being the loyal lapdog of Edups the Untouchable.
If Ian goes down, Max wouldn't have any career. They regularly joke that his channel is dying and it is, his content is lazy and boring. Nobody's watching Max for
Max, they just like him due to his Idubbbz and Joji association.
No. 270021
>>269982WTF anon please tell me you didn't waste an hour and half looking for him.
It is entirely possible that he didn't walk the ceremony. From what I remembered he wasn't very fond of his time in university.
No. 270096
>>269993Shrug. Sometimes friend match-ups are weird and confusing to onlookers. Sage for blogging, but I remember in my group of friends, there was an asshole, elitist, straightedge hipster who was super chummy with a nice, dweeby, not "hip" in the least pothead. They had enough in common where their differences weren't really an issue, plus, they just had fun together. The sXe hipster would cut off some people if they found out they drank alcohol, but would give the pothead a free pass because they just liked each other. Maybe Max gives Ian's POS autistic fuckery a pass because
1. Their friendship gives him career opportunities and exposure at this point.
2. He just thinks Ian is a funny, cool guy and likes the positive aspects of his personality enough to where he can dismiss Ian's worse attributes.
Plus, Max probably feels some sense of loyalty to him, they've been friends for years now and grew their channels together. I'm sure you're always gonna feel a sense of comradery with the guy you got "famous" with. I know Max was the one who helped Ian get big and that Max already had an established channel by the time he found Ian, but I'm sure becoming well known together with Filthy Crew antics has created loyalty and a connection. Y'know? I hope that makes sense.
No. 270148
>>269737Anon, are you actually blind? That stock chick looks nothing like Anisa.
Sage for saltiness and no contribution
No. 270259
File: 1489611344399.png (385.9 KB, 577x639, chad.png)
I thought Chad just got dumped.
No. 270312
>>270259They've got the same tits.
Now she just needs to tattoo some stale memes onto them and they're the perfect Youtube cancer couple.
No. 270499
File: 1489628084554.png (295.49 KB, 576x477, Screenshot from 2017-03-15 21-…)
So can we assume that every time she posts an old pic of herself she's going to make a self-deprecating remark?
No. 270645
>>270499She…she looks the same? What the fuck is she even talking about? She looks so similar now that I'm, like, damn, Anisa, how did you look like you were in your mid twenties as a teenager? You got some shitty skin.
If she's referencing her clothing, then I'd also say: what's the fucking difference? She still dresses like an odd mix between basic bitch and field hockey player who's trying to figure out how to look more feminine. I just wanna…errrghhhhh, grab her by the face, do her makeup for her, style her hair, take her shopping and teach her how to dress with her body shape. At the same time, no, I'd never do that because that's what you do with girl friends you like and Anisa is an unlovable fucktard.
No. 270659
>>270655I disagree.
She looked horrible.
No. 270691
>>270689Oh wow. Glasses. Yep. Those glasses you could take on and off and would otherwise look completely the fucking same. You're so right, Anisa.
Is this one of those "Blech, I was so ugly and gross when I was younger lol" things where the person sifted through their cloud and cherry picked the more flattering photos of when they were younger, so now everybody can go "Ohhh, nooo, you look great! You're so hot! Nooo, don't say that!"
It feels like it. Not to say she was a great beauty when she was younger, just…she looks the fucking same.
>LOL I WAS SUCH A DORK RITE GUISE LOLOLOL PLS COMPLIMENT ME No. 270706
File: 1489663262835.jpg (212.11 KB, 400x571, DontWorryAnisa.jpg)
>>270696I can't see which pictures he likes because I'm on my computer, don't have a phone (I'm broke, okay) and my beaten to shit iTouch is missing it's charger, so I just looked at the people he's following. He's following a fair amount of smaller, girl youtubers and one's even a local news personality. They're all, uhhh…you can easily imagine Ian saying "Anisa, baby, she's nothing to worry about."
Doesn't mean he's actively pursuing them, but I think he's at the very least locking himself in the bathroom and beating off to their photos.
No. 270759
>>270499Can anyone tell me what's so different about her now? She's talking as if this is some sort of "glow up" transformation…not seeing it. If she told me she took those yesterday I wouldn't be surprised.
Also, I notice she never post self-deprecating stuff like this with pics from when she was much thinner.
No. 270866
File: 1489694743538.png (476.73 KB, 850x469, Screenshot 2017-03-16 at 3.55.…)
Anisa wants to get away from making videos on individuals and go on to make videos about "social issues" and "movements" such as the ones pictured.
So basically she wants to go from making great value Content Cop content to an ugly 99 cents version of Shoeonhead?
Keep it, Anisa.
No. 270875
>>270866She has got to stop with these fucking push up bras.
Cute choker though, too bad it completely clashes.
No. 270878
File: 1489696437394.png (13.95 KB, 732x90, Screenshot 2017-03-16 at 4.33.…)
Why is Shoe giving her attention…. No, June… stop… she's using you to attract an audience by ripping you off…
No. 270896
File: 1489696994362.png (1.23 MB, 1920x1080, Screenshot_20170316-162616.png)
How are you so decent looking on Instagram, but fuck ugly on film.
Her eyebrows are fucked too.
I just really don't like her. something feels really off about her and it makes me uncomfortable.
Her entire vibe is disgusting.
Her fans are disgusting. She's using Ian for "fame" and her "fans" are only there for Ian.
No one gives a fuck about you.
No. 270981
File: 1489703114673.png (1.29 MB, 1080x1558, 20170316_182350.png)
What the fuck is this?
No. 270990
File: 1489703784278.png (881.55 KB, 640x1136, IMG_4950.PNG)
YESS OMG IM DYING. This is great
No. 271026
>>271022Samefag, I just finished watching and even Max is embarrassed by Ian at the end.
>>271025No idea :(
No. 271036
>>271025>>271026This is from last year's PAX Australia.
Which means this he is just stalling for time, because who the fuck would keep a video from 5 months ago and upload it now, unless they are hard up for content on their main channel.
No. 271037
File: 1489708584845.jpg (643.44 KB, 1242x1790, You_Doodle_2017-03-15T11_53_17…)
Samefag, but have some info on Katt and Max from his ex girlfriend, I erased her name because fuck the cc fangirls that lurk this thread and will bother Xantia about that piece of shit Max.
No. 271076
>>271037Well, there goes any respect I had for Max and his shit girlfriend. Looks like Joji is the only truly decent one in the bunch, and it seems like he's not going to be a part of their group much longer.
>>271054I know. I thought he was better than that.
>>271064Looks like unblended makeup because she was probably more concerned with how big her tits looked for the video instead of her makeup.
No. 271082
>>271072In the Philip Drefranco podcast Ian said he graduated (spring 2016) with a degree in business administration.
I've never heard anything about him not finishing high school. He presumably graduated in 2008 from Carlsbad High School according to his dox/yearbook uploads.
No. 271117
File: 1489717559362.jpg (145.43 KB, 1076x677, Screenshot_20170316-222405.jpg)
Most of this shit she tweets is just her trying to prove to herself that she's not garbage.
Kek
No. 271123
>>271117Why does she always tweet
Like this
No. 271154
>>271037Shit. I liked Katt.
Is there proof for this? Any other evidence besides her word? Anything else to look into?
No. 271157
>>270981I can't fucking believe how bad that looks.
>>270990OOH OH NO THAT LOOKS BAD TOO
>>271087I think the announcer said something about him living in La Jolla and that's when he got surprised and said "close!"
No. 271159
File: 1489723815702.png (323.1 KB, 1137x1359, Screenshot 2017-03-16 20.56.34…)
>>271042I don't know how Colossal feels about her but he could easily be talking about her and Ian when he says it's easy to spot who is being self-deprecating to avoid criticism.
No. 271162
>>271154Katt posted "Katt+Anisa" fanart on her Instagram, plus I'm pretty sure they talk over social media. It's a bummer, though it's kind of Katt to take on this poor, pear-headed half-wit as her ward. Very charitable of her.
>>270981Anisa, I hope to fucking
god you're kidding and that isn't permanent. I initially thought it was one of those crazy bruises you get from falling off of your bike and hitting the pavement at a high speed, then I figured it was your shitty attempt at body art, but…good god, girl, what the fuck were you thinking. Oh jesus, Ian's money paid for that. Ian, if you're not kicking yourself right now for wasting cash and having to fuck Ms. Port Wine-Stain Birthmark, then you're even sadder than I thought.
>>271015That's…that's barely comprehensible as a sentence, Anisa.
>Two birds that have a lot of significant meaning on my mom's side who symbolize those on that side that have passedWUT? I get what you're saying, but jesus fucking christ, are you at a 3rd grade reading/writing level? Aren't you embarrassed? No, because you lack self awareness. Obviously. I forgot.
Usually I shrug off dumb people, but her idiocy actually makes me
angry. Not only is she frighteningly stupid, not only does she never learn anything or improve, she's convinced that she's smart as fuck. You're an ol' fashioned dum dum, bitch. You're hopeless.
No. 271186
>>271154I thought it was unusual how Xantia and Max were together for a long time and then all of a sudden he's with Katt. It seemed like there was no break period where you'd be sad about breaking up.
I also saw on one of the first pictures that Max posted of him and Katt on Instagram (it was a polaroid picture) and Xantia commented something about him using the camera she got him or her camera that she left to take that picture was shitty, then Max posted a picture of the fucking camera saying it wasn't hers. Sage for really long post but I figured I'd add my info to this topic
No. 271191
File: 1489730451956.png (543.13 KB, 932x585, Capture.PNG)
>>271186here's the polaroid picture, I blocked out half her @ because I don't want any fangirls attacking her
No. 271202
File: 1489731402470.jpg (401.58 KB, 1242x1511, You_Doodle_2017-03-17T06_11_21…)
>>271166>>271178This seems really good! I just hope that when he takes Pink Guy on tour he doesn't just rap over his own vocals, and raps live with just instrumental.
>>271154I should clarify this stuff is pretty old, Xantia has moved on and she's in a better place, I'm bringing it up to show how Max is shit.
I decided to look back and I think she's deleted a bunch of stuff about the break up, but there is pic related and if I look around maybe a few other things.
No. 271205
>>271186>>271191>>271192Holy shit! That is so fucking mean!
Whenever people jump from one relationship to the next without taking a bit of time to grieve the relationship, question what they did wrong/what they can do better next time, etc., I feel like it almost always means that the other person was cheating (even emotionally, like, setting up a plan b relationship), that they didn't actually love/like you or a combination of the two. That's some sketchy shit on Max's part.
I don't know if they had a really rough breakup, the sort where they hate each other afterwards, or if maybe Xantia was awful and didn't deserve kindness post breakup (I'd never heard of her before, so I 'unno), but if Max dumped her, entered another relationship in a suspiciously quick amount of time, took a photo with her camera of him making out in bed with his new girl, posted it to IG and then responded like a total cunt when she pointed out what he did wasn't cool…then he's a fucking piece of shit. Have some fucking respect for the other person, ffs. I can't get over how
mean that is.
No. 271217
File: 1489734567458.png (358.8 KB, 500x333, IMG_6324.PNG)
Have an old pic of Max, he looked like such a greaseball before getting his haircut.
>>271205Xantia isn't a cunt, from what I can tell she's very nice.
I should mention on a stream of his, he was asked about breaking up with a person and he said something like "you want to do it sooner rather then later or else you'll be dating a person you don't love for months because you're scared of breaking up with them"
Basically Max become cold, uncaring and awful towards her so that she would ask to break up instead of him.
Also she has been deleting the sad shit about Max from her tumblr, fair enough to her but it's come at a time when we've started discussing it? Seems shifty imo, but she's changed her tumblr layout so it could just be a clean out.
No. 271351
>>271202Not sure I believe an exgirlfriend's word. Former partners tend to shittalk a lot.
Do you have any word from a bystander or someone not involved in the relationship?
No. 271385
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really bitch?
No. 271399
>>271037>>271191>>271192>>271202Honestly I believe Xantia. Max has always sent me some strong douchebag vibes, that's why I've always been surprised to see how well he treats Kat.
And I don't know why but I don't find it hard at all to believe the thing about Kat being the "friend" that calls a taken guy in the middle of the night drunk.
I wonder if he has side chicks at the moment, ready to jump on the moment he gets bored with Kat.
No. 271479
>>271385what video is this?
She tends to delete her comments when she knows she's losing, just do the same back to her
for example:
nice cheating on your ex cunt.
solid girlfriend skills.
too pussy to be an honest person and too lazy to become popular without titties. Nice.
No. 271568
File: 1489784367051.png (814.06 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20170317-145519.png)
I'm 99% certain this upcoming video is going to be about eating disorder questions she got tweeted at her and she liked, but were left out of the ama.
No. 271577
>>271217Max's nasty broccoli tooth
triggers me.
No. 271644
>>271605Wait, did Chad say that about himself, as in
he has a degree in business management? He was probably lying or joking, I'm pretty sure he didn't even finish high school. Plus he's only 21 and he definitely hasn't been in school the past couple years.
No. 271684
>>271637As another woman I will say over the last 20 years bra sizes have inflated due to vanity sizing. The B cup of 1990 is today's D. I have no doubt Anisa is a D today. I think most people are disappointed/suprised when they learn what exactly the 2017 DD is.
Sage for bra talk
No. 271692
>>271684I used to wear a B, got sized, now wear D. D is apparently the most common size, though personally I feel I'm less endowed than most (am 29, so growth stopped quite some time ago, and I don't plan on getting pregnant).
Basically yeah, saying "d cup" is not the same as saying "big boobs" at all. I can definitely believe Anisa could be a D, but probably not higher.
iirc good bra sizing info can be found on /r/abrathatfits
But I fully believe her statement etc is full of shit and that she does wear push up bras as much as possible (which at the extent she's done can be very damaging to the tissue). A push up bra is still very noticeable. Also, not something I'd elect to wear over a regular bra in that kind of heat.
saged for ot/blogpost
No. 271694
>>271568>>271588Lurking again, eh?
>>264556It doesn't make sense, Anisa. You don't understand how this Brazzers meme works, do you?
No. 271695
>>271605The reason why Chad doesn't buy a car is because he can't drive, neither can Max.
I'm an ausfag and the worst part is, they're 21+ so they don't need to do a set amount of hours as a Learner driver in order to qualify for the driving test, they just have to pass the damn thing and then they are straight onto their green P plates, so they wouldn't have the passenger limit or the limit of what hours you're allowed to drive between, it is the most base level lazy for how easily they could get it.
Also bullshit at Chad having a "college business degree" at best he has half finished a certificate 3 in business administration from TAFE.
No. 271712
File: 1489798464630.jpg (786.74 KB, 3008x2000, Mir_inside.JPG)
>>271692I totally agree that she's wearing push up bras. Probably the kind that's all padding and leaves no room for actual tissue.
No. 271722
>>271644Yep. Someone in chat told him to "get a real job" and he went on a defensive rant about how he used to work as a painter and has a college degree in business management. He said if he fails as a streamer/content creator he's going to use his degree for something else Youtube-related.
He also thinks he's going to magically move to LA. I don't think Chad understands how American immigration works.
No. 271740
File: 1489803018020.png (144.82 KB, 1208x526, WuMAzm4.png)
>my degree isn't useless
>i matter
>art is important for the economy
>don't mind me i'm just cherry picking the top 0.1%
>i'm basically the 0.1%
No. 271759
File: 1489804756465.png (261.07 KB, 600x400, 5464564.png)
>>271740Holy fuck, she's so fucking retarded and useless
No. 271798
>>271781i can't outline atm but i believe its
's one bird on the right, perched on a branch with the hummingbird opposite, also on a branch.
No. 271805
File: 1489810904249.png (8.95 KB, 707x431, shit.png)
>>271800something like this maybe.
No. 271817
>>271781It's a Rorschach's tattoo blot
She sees birds, so what if nobody else sees them
No. 271820
File: 1489812740960.jpg (113.36 KB, 762x1268, nxGsMAc.jpg)
no bra vs extra padded push-up bra
when will she come clean and be honest?
No. 271822
>>271805bless u for bringing me peace, anon
still can barely tell, but i can see this
No. 271852
>>271850spoiler: she's not aiming for an audience that has tits
i do appreciate her awk attempt to put her arms in such a way that dumb dudes cant tell how flat she is in the top shot, like "no gaiz there are totally huge titties under there"
No. 271880
>>271820her eyebrow shape clashes horribly with her face
between that, her makeup style, clothing style, and hair cut it's like she's almost trying to make herself as unattractive as possible
her hair looks fine pulled up like this though.
No. 271885
File: 1489818130976.png (137.6 KB, 1242x939, IMG_6325.PNG)
Ian's middle name is Kane, he has a locked Twitter by the same name as his old MySpace account so you know it's his
https://myspace.com/mriankaneI'm not too sure if this was already discussed and I missed it in the other threads but eh, here you go.
No. 271949
File: 1489823132496.jpeg (729.26 KB, 4000x1999, 1489823111277.jpeg)
This makes sense
No. 271990
>>271885I was pretty surprised when I found out his real name because I actually tried figuring out his real name myself a few months back just going off 1) his first name, 2) a general idea of his age, and 3) the fact that he lives somewhere in San Diego, just to see if I could, and I actually narrowed it down to two different Ians, one of which was the correct one. I got bored and didn't really give a shit so I stopped but I probably could've figured it out with just a little more research. Crazy how much power the internet gives us over total strangers.
>>271949She looks prettier in old photos of her. I think the way she did her brows was more flattering, and her hair didn't look weird and fried.
No. 272007
>>271990The combination of weighing less and not trying to smile unnaturally made her face look slimmer as well. It looks like she's always had an obsession with padding, even in that left picture you can clearly see the padding.
If she had a professional figure out a flattering look for her and dress her as well, she'd have the potential to be cute, but she tries way too damn hard to be a busty high-school slut. Perhaps she's a little stuck in the past?
No. 272038
>>271740I bet she was fucking vibrating with excitement at the opportunity to mention the Medicis, just thrilled that she'd get a chance to show off how "smart" she is.
The thing is, Anisa, the Medicis ruled Florence, not Venice or Rome. That's like…the most famous thing about them.
No. 272043
>>271391Ian, there is no way in hell your girlfriend isn't
at the very least eyeing ChrisRayGun's dick.
Maybe they have an open relationship, maybe Ian knows his micropenis isn't enough to satisfy Anisa's gaping, cavernous cunt and he's like "Go do you, baby, you only live once." Maybe they're hopping on the poly train because they find Onision's successful relationships so inspiring and they believe the more the merrier when fucking. Maybe Anisa read Watchmen and has a sexual fantasy where she's being DP'd by copies of the same man and Ian is bringing in his clone to make her dream come true.
Or Ian's just being cucked by a bitch with a history of cheating.
No. 272063
>>271795This makes sense, but I seriously don't think Anisa is anywhere close to a D like the other anons are saying. Look at her pancake tits when she's in a bathing suit. Barely a one inch difference.
I'm starting to think she's not "lying" but insanely delusional. I think she buys push up D bras and because they fit around her tits. She believes she's a D. Where as if she bought a D bra with NO padding, it'd be like a grocery bag with a single apple inside.
I really think she's trying to fool herself the most. There's a reason why someone who loves to post panty pics of herself and cleavage shots NEVER shows herself in any sort of lacy bra/thin bra that can be like a bralette and a shirt that exposes them. If she REALLY had big tits, I'm certain she's be using this bralette trend to expose herself more as she's "discovering" herself and new fashion.
If she really wants to prove her tits are big, get a bralette and a shirt to go with it. Take a pic of the not padded bralette and size label, and take a few angled shots of her in it. She'll never do it because she won't fill it out.
No. 272069
>>272063The thing is, even if bra size lettering have shifted in recent years, we all have an idea of what a D-Cup looks like. Even if a B is a D and whatnot now, we all know
-AA: hardly count as boobs, don't need a bra
-A: small boobs
-B: medium sized boobs
-C: on the bigger side of medium
-D: big
-E and onwards: Very big
It doesn't matter if she's buying bras that say D on the label and she's not technically lying (though, I dunno about these label changes, I have C-cup bras and my boobs are as big as one would expect a C cup to be), she can simply look in the mirror and
know that she's not a D-cup. That's what's so ludicrous, she whines about how INSANELY HUGE her breasts are and how hard that is for her when she
has to know…even if her label says D…that she has smaller breasts, that she's more like a small B. She's full of shit and padding.
I agree that she's trying to fool herself, but I think she's doing the good ol' fashioned humblebrag so she can appeal to her mouthbreathing male audience.
She'll
never wear a bralette, she'll never wear anything that doesn't have 2-3 inch thick padding. She's gotta keep that lie alive.
No. 272095
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>>272063i'm a 34d/32dd, and my tits are shallow and look 'small'. you can definitely have 'small' boobs and be a d. you can be an e and still have 'small' boobs. most men just think ds are big. they're not.
No. 272139
>>272096I know, right? Next, "Reminds of me of how Machiavelli, the ancient roman philosopher, said: Why be moody when you can shake yo booty?"
You don't even have to be a historian to know the Medicis ran Florence, you could watch an episode of a show like The Borgias or, y'know, PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL to understand the basics. She kills me everytime.
>>272117You're missing the point. It doesn't matter if her bras say she is or isn't a D, the issue isn't "Can you have small boobs with a D cup?", the issue is that she bitches and moans about how hard her life is having overwhelmingly humongous breasts when SHE CLEARLY DOESN'T HAVE BIG BOOBS.
No. 272144
>>272135Yeah it's real but his dox has already been posted about a shitton guys read the past threads.
>>272140That's not his sister.
No. 272205
>>272203Same. Her face irks the
shit out of me. I have a very, very strong feeling with her bottom heavy face and those defined nasolabial folds, bitch is gonna have jowls by the time she's 30.
No. 272259
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>>270896Anisa, all pear head jokes aside, for the love of god, learn how to cut and style your hair according to your face shape. One's hair
seriously impacts your appearance, it can drastically change how you look, for better or for worse.
Your hair, right now, emphasizes the pear shape by being flat around the top and more voluminous around the bottom. You don't want the widest point of your hair corresponding to the widest part of your face because, durrr, all it does is emphasize said wideness. You want the opposite, you REALLY want volume at the crown with tapered ends. You'd probably benefit from bangs because they'd add an illusion of volume. I think this haircut would probably be flattering…layers adding fullness, razor cut ends adding texture and would thin it out to a tapered end. Your hair is already pretty straight, all you'd have to do is use volumizing mousse on your crown and fluff it up a bit with your fingers. Maybe even get some clip in extensions, length will make your face look longer. Then, bam, much better.
I'm not telling you this because I want the best for you, I'm telling you this because your appearance is like nails on a chalkboard to me and your disinterest in doing anything to improve it infuriates me. Just…do something.
No. 272282
>>272272Sigh. Bangs along with the other shit I suggested really could do wonders, we already know she lurks here, so why not do it and drastically improve her appearance? She's cutting off her nose to spite her face.
Ew, my mom used to say that all the time. I'm becoming my mother. Help.
No. 272476
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But isn't that one of the ways she said she met Ian.
She just got into his car and he saved her?
Such a hypocritical cunt.
If other girls do it theyre wrong, but if I do it I'm amazing. Plz luv me.
She's obviously not going to get into another stranger's car because she already found her meal ticket.
No. 272549
>>272537 honestly she probably is lying for attention.
She might not be getting it at home.
It's kind of sad really.
No. 272565
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>>272476She was walking to get some pain meds, Ian once again proves he is a top tier boyfriend by letting her walk there and not helping in the slightest.
No. 272647
>>272565holy shit. ian must not even like her… what kind of person wouldn't run someone to the store real quick to get painkillers if they really needed it? MUCH LESS YOUR SUPPOSED BF?
if i needed pain killers so desperately that i was willing to walk 2 hours (WHILST dealing with whatever pain was occuring) and my "boyfriend" wouldn't either go get some, or give me a ride, i'd be out the door so fast. that is some SERIOUS disrespect. i know we've said it all before, but i don't think they're in a real relationship. it's some kind of FWB/working relationship for sure. But the weird thing is that even then, you'd think he'd still do something like that for her. he must seriously resent her.
and the weirdest part to me?? she's willing to advertise all this on twitter just for a little attention about how guys always wanna give her a ride. she is so dumb.
i can see what ian gets out of this… she probably cooks for him, cleans, and for sure puts out whenever he wants. i just don't get what she's getting. a little attention?? it's not like he's even really giving her exposure…
No. 272668
>>271740>Medici>Venice>Ancient RomeLiterally none of these things have anything in common with each other LOL. She's so fucking stupid I feel like it can't be real. It reads like those shirts with a picture of a dalek on it saying "I love r2d2, he's my favorite character from Star Trek."
And Ian made her walk to buy painkillers??? You KNOW he's only in it for the sex at this point. It is so pathetic that Anisa is this much of a doormat.
No. 272670
>>272565ok you guys not trying to defend Ian but these tweets are fishy as fuck.
She may be getting the meds for him or they had a fight and shes trying to make him feel guilty/jealous/worried for her by tweeting that shit. There is no way hes chillin at home while shes in actual pain, walking around while tweeting like an idiot.
Everything she does seems so pathetic, constantly begging for attention and approval.
No. 272671
>>272663if ian needed them that bad and couldnt drive for whatever reason surely in this instance he would say 'ok just take my car hurry please'
they gotta be for her.
No. 272682
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>>272476lmao when that "women walking in nyc" parody video came out anisa was so
triggered and said catcalling wasn't real because it never happened to her. now she's singing a different tune.
No. 272700
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"Let me mention that my bf and I do stuff together!!!!"
Honestly they're probably constantly fighting about everything. That or nothing because she wants to stay in his place. Idk.
No. 272704
>>272549depending where they are random dudes will drive up and ask for a ride. not surprised if she's also wearing them tiny ass shorts she takes selfies in.
hell, i was an awkward as fuck teen and looked like it too and got asked for a ride by some dude. it's just another form of catcalling
No. 272715
>>272699He's only like 2 out of the 18 photos she's posted since March 7th.
Anisa would like more of her own pictures so let's not assume.
No. 272814
>>272765In the past, multiple times, she's mentioned that she walks an hour each way to Starbucks. 2 hours just to get a coffee.
>>272565>>272476Okay, this bitch is pulling shit that's typical of 16 year old girls.
>Ohhhh my gaaawd, all these creeps are honking at me and saying my tits look hot, like, it's so gross, why does this keep happening to me ~bats eyelashes~Hell, maybe she grew up in an alternate universe where catcalling and street harassment don't exist and she travelled to our world from Narnia through a wardrobe, only to be shocked to discover how frequently this shit happens, but I doubt it.
I remember when I first started getting driveby catcalls, older dudes trying to corner me, etc. and I was around 14. I feel most women have already been dealing with this shit since adolescence, by her age she should be at least somewhat accustomed to it, but she's acting as if this is some kind of new phenomena. Bullshit.
It's happened to me so much over the years that I just feel vaguely annoyed, will yell something rude back and carry on. Her "Oh my
goodness, what is
going on!" act is grating my nerves.
I wasn't even close to cute for half of my teen years, so anybody who tries to play like men hanging out of their cars, trying to pick you up is some sort of proof of your desirability: Sorry. Nope. Half the time they're just doing it with/for their friends, it's a social thing. The other half of the time, they're social retards who don't understand flirting and are so desperate for puss, they'll hit on anything.
I already thought it was a dick move that Ian wouldn't drive her, let her borrow his car or give her money for transportation when she was just hiking for coffee, but I figured maybe she just likes walking. Some people, myself included, will pick walking over a car because it's fun to listen to music, space out and stretch your legs. Plus, she's all about exercise these days, I figured she might wanna burn some calories (and then pack 'em right back in w/ a mochafrapafuckshit). However,
making your GF walk to get painkillers? That's fucked. That is FUCKED. Even my shittiest ex took care of things like that for me. And, yeah, somebody pointed out that they could be for Ian, but if he was in so much pain that he needed prescription painkillers, there'd be a sense of urgency and he'd either let her borrow the car or say "Here's cabfare, go, quick, pick them up!"
They're almost definitely for her and the dude can't be fucked to even give her bus/cab/uber money. And whoever it was that once said "She doesn't need his money, she's an independant woman!", no she fucking isn't, she's heavily dependant on Ian right now on so many levels, so if he doesn't throw her a few bills for transportation, then she's left walking for ages just to get some vicodin.
No fucking wonder she's cozying up to Chris, she's probably got some buyers remorse after moving in with Ian, Lord of Indifference.
Sage for long as fuck and some blogposting.
No. 272833
>>272814I don't believe the walking to get coffee story. Normal people make coffee at home if they want it every day, or they get it at Starbucks or the likes because it's convenient, primarily due to the cost. Besides, if you're filling it with sugar, it's likely you wouldn't be able to tell much of a difference from a higher quality fresher bean/grind or optimized temperature. Sugar masks bitterness and other subtle flavors.
I don't buy the logistics either. A 1 hour walk is ~3.5-4 miles and bullshit if Ian lives that far from a Starbucks. From a glance at this
https://www.starbucks.com/store-locator?map=32.728183,-117.173505,13z it appears there is a Starbucks within 1 mile of the vast majority of the area, 2 miles of well over 90%, and 3 miles of nearly 100%. Unless she's legitimately the slowest walker alive, no. How does someone walk dozens of miles a week and never get better than a geriatric at it?
And as you mention, why would you walk for an hour just to consume a 500 calorie drink of mostly sugar? Someone at her weight would need to walk nearly 7 miles to burn that off, and because it's such a massive dose of refined carbs and she's not doing intense cardio, it goes straight into fat cells. I'd expect she'd actually gain weight this way.
She could get low-fat diet creamers and eat some fruit with coffee at home, have more energy, and lose weight with less time devoted to exercising. I doubt she's going full on 4+ hours a day marathoning or trying to optimize nutrition for growth at the gym given she's drinking refined carbs.
If I were her in that hypothetical situation (which I don't believe), I'd just order some groceries via Instacart or something and save money + time + lose weight.
sage for fitness talk
No. 272841
>>272833shes probably just fucking bored and likes starbucks and it gives her soemthing to do.
she said ian sleeps until 3 pm. she doesnt have friends there, a car, or any hobbies besides attention seeking on the internet. nothing better to do than walk to get a treat every day.
what a life. girl needs to find some friends and hobbies.
No. 272866
>>272833The thing is, anon, you're making the mistake of assuming she's not a total idiot. Normal people who have any common sense and are mindful of their budget would make coffee at home, but Anisa's a dummy and lacks common sense.
I personally get most of my coffee from home, but when I do get Starbucks, I don't just go for convenience, I go 1-2x a week to get "fancy" flavored espresso drinks that I can't make at home as a treat. Ian said in the "Comedians on Hoverboards" video that he never drinks coffee and was intrigued/puzzled by Michael's espresso maker, so it's safe to say Ian's kitchen doesn't have the equipment necessary for Anisa to make frappashitcocks. The obvious solution would be to buy a coffee and espresso maker on the cheap, but we still have to keep in mind that Anisa's a fuckin' dummy.
I just google map'd the directions from Ian's house (his Oceanside address is available cuz: doxxing) to Starbucks, one route takes 36 minutes by foot, the other 45 minutes. I feel like it's safe to assume that Anisa's taking the longer route and then exaggerating the length. 45 minutes becomes "an hour" because that sounds more impressive to her fans…for
whatever reason walking an hour each way to Starbucks impresses people, I dunno, I don't get these assholes.
Also keep in mind that her Starbucks walk isn't her sole source of exercise, she's obsessed with that "Insanity" shit right now and that actually is intense cardio. Google says: "Insanity claims to burn up to 1000 calories per workout, although most people have recorded anything from 200 to 600."
Even if she was managing to burn the 1000 calories, it's fucking ridiculous to be indulging in high calorie shit like Starbucks everyday, it's just so counterproductive, even if she's doing high energy cardio…but, again
again, Anisa's fucking stupid.
Since she's not doing it as her daily exercise and anon
>>272841 is right, she has fuck all to do & nobody to hang out with until Ian wakes up, I feel like she's taking the longer, 45 minute route on purpose so she can take more time enjoying the outdoors, people watching, petting cool dogs, listening to music, etc. and won't have to return to Ian's dark, musty-ass house so soon. The girl's bored and she is a basic bitch, chugging pumpkin spice lattes when bored is what they do.
Sage for long winded shit
No. 272906
>>270990Never actually posted before, but as someone who is an artist and studies anatomy and would love to have the privilege of going to an art school,
>inb4 idiot (I know) I am thoroughly
triggered. That is all.
No. 272939
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>>271022I just watched that and honestly? I actually was impressed by the editing in that vid, it was a lot more than usual. Although I am working on a film currently so that's probably the only reason I noticed it, but still.
>>271695>at best he has half finished a certificate 3 in business administration from TAFEI fucking choked
>>272814Maybe its to do with where she moved from? (I already forgot) but where I'm from it doesn't seem that common (apart from groups of jerks who just shout stuff at groups of girls, not sexual things)
>>271132I had to.
No. 272985
>>272814I agree with
>>272939. I grew up/currently live in a small midwestern town and have never been catcalled or seen others/friends/relatives been catcalled either. As real and frequent as catcalling is in most places, there's definitely towns/ communities where it's abnormal.i don't know much about Canada or the city Anisa's from, but it's plausible that she's genuinely sheltered and experiencing this for the first time. That being said, her reaction is still fucking 6th grade cringe.
No. 273001
>>272994This is the first time I've seen somebody straight up say abuse, but the smacking during the stream was pretty fucked. I will say that. The way he just went harder and faster, then seemed to think "It looked good in the viewfinder" was a perfectly legit explanation for why one would slap their girlfriend…ehhh, pretty fucked. Putting her down and insulting her is also pretty abusive, but my boyfriend and I will get pretty rough when joking around with one another and it's all in good fun. He doesn't put me down and call me stupid, though, that would just be verbal abuse.
However, none of us
know what's going on in their private lives. To say he's an abusive prick is assuming quite a bit. I'd say, from what we've seen and heard, he's definitely a fucking asshole. The burger ordeal, Ian never driving her places/letting her borrow the car, Ian seemingly going out of his way to never mention her as if he's embarrassed…like, he's a fucking cock and there are certain things that are big, red flags for me that could be a precursor to abuse, but I wouldn't label him abusive from what we know.
No. 273005
>>273002I grew up in a small town (it's actually a village) in the suburbs and I still dealt with assholes driving by and yelling shit, honking, whistling, guys making that "PSST" sound as they cruise past slowly. Car catcalling, I'd say, is very prevalent in suburbs. The real street harassment shit, like being followed, cornered, blocked on the sidewalk, guys calling nasty shit after you, all that's more common in cities. Didn't Anisa grow up in a smaller city? I feel like she'd HAD to have encountered some catcall fuckery by now, I mean, she's in her 20's. By her age, you're usually pretty jaded by that shit.
No. 273008
>>273006…It is. She said in a tweet it's an hour each way and I, here
>>272866, determined that it's more like 45 minutes each way and she's probably just exaggerating because Anisa likes to lie about weird, trivial things that can be easily disproven.
No. 273010
>>273005It's always possible that her parents/friends/herself just drove around everywhere in Edmonton.
And of course, some girls and women just don't experience it that often. I live in a big city, walk around everywhere, and can still only count the number of times I've been catcalled/hit on while on the street.
>>273008I was talking about
>>272765 not Anisa
If Anisa is walking her dog 45 minutes can easily turn to 55 minutes if people are stopping you to pet your dog or it goes after smells and such
No. 273013
>>273010Oh, my bad, sorry. That's also true about the dog walking taking longer. I've never owned a dog, but lived with a girl whose jack russell was so cool that I'd volunteer to walk him all the time so we could hang out together.
I never realized how annoying the "Aww, what's their name? Are they a boy or a girl? They're so cute, can I pet them?" shit can get when you're on one of those walks where you just wanna circle the block and let the dog do it's business. Sometimes you just wanna get it over with, but run into 4 people along the way who want to take their time petting and cooing at the pup. Plus, yeah, factor in the dog taking forever to find the perfect place to shit, sniffing various things, freaking the fuck out at other dogs…that could very well turn a 45 min walk into an hour.
Sage for kinda OT
No. 273014
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Pain killers are probably for Ian, he just posted this on Instagram
No. 273020
>>272624This tbh
Might as well make a thread just for her. Its as annoying as suzy in the GG threads. And if Jon can get his own why not Anisa?
No. 273106
>>273014Congrats to Ian for looking as a presentable human being again.
Now he needs to start behaving acceptably. Not even toddlers are given a pass for this shit he's pulling in the pic.
No. 273135
>>272939god bless you anon, im
>>271132 and i was hoping someone would photoshop my nightmares into reality
No. 273159
>>273014still doesnt make sense that he would make her walk to get painkillers instead of letting her borrow his car for 10 minutes.
its a bit fucked tbh. i feel like he just likes seeing what he can get away with.
No. 273487
>>273463And she's also been known to lie about mundane shit in the past..
Correct me if I'm wrong but the closest thing to her implying she can drive is that picture of Ian on top of the jeep where she replied to a tweet with "can you get him off my car?" or something along those lines.
No. 273534
Why is this bitch now complaining about American healthcare?
Has she ever tried to see a doctor in Canada for anything other than a fucking cold or a simple infection?
https://twitter.com/AnisaJomha/status/843490562791505920I hope she does this "comparison video" someone suggested, because I can't wait to hear how incredibly ignorant and uneducated about yet another thing she reveals herself to be.
No. 273551
>>273534This spoiled bitch. This entitled little cunt. REALLY pisses me off. Y'all have no idea.
The only healthcare I got was at free clinics when I was a kid because we were so poor, I'm so fucking grateful for those things.
I would've died, not exaggerating, a few years back if it hadn't been for Obamacare. I had a pre-existing condition, I'd have been told to fuck off, go crawl under a porch and die. Then I've relied on Medicaid (brokefag here) for the past 4.5 years for ongoing treatment, my meds would cost $500+ a month if I wasn't covered. I went to the hospital the other day for a crisis and I waited all of 20 minutes in the waiting room before they had me come in and see the doctor.
Yes, I've also spent hours in ER waiting rooms, elbow to elbow with fat, sweaty, equally unhappy/sick people, waiting to meet with some rude doctor, but c'est la vie. Bring a book, listen to your music, maybe even TALK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND WHO'S SITTING NEXT TO YOU.
Like, no
shit the American Healthcare System is flawed, but I'd literally be dead without it, so I'ma need Anisa to shut up, sit down and suck all the pus dripping, smegma lathered, lesion riddled, profusely bleeding dicks.
Sage for blogposting
No. 273576
>>273569Patience, anon. This silly bitch is prone to small drops of milk, like retarded tweets, that will hold us over until she or her boyfriend seriously fuck up. She's almost definitely going to slip and fall on ChrisRayGun's dick pretty soon and that will produce bountiful milk.
I dunno. I smell something in the wind, something's coming, something amazing. I remain optimistic.
No. 273728
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I bet she finally gets bangs
No. 273748
>>273550It's some of the worst healthcare relative to cost in the western world, it being "free" for idiots who want to follow their dreams of being "YouTube stars" rather than even attempting to be useful to society isn't a merit. That's clearly what she's complaining about. Maybe she should get a fucking job or Ian shouldn't be such a cheap fuck?
Having never had a bad experience because you haven't ever actually.. you know.. had to rely on it isn't the same as "oh this is good, any other system must suck."
http://www.canadianbusiness.com/business-strategy/the-worst-run-industry-in-canada-health-care/http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/nadeem-esmail/canada-free-health-care_b_3733080.htmlhttp://www.conferenceboard.ca/cashc/research/2012/inconvenient_truths.aspxLeft and right agree it needs massive overhauls, because surprisingly a government run entity isn't beholden to good business acumen or caring about bureaucratic concerns at odds with efficiency and costs. And the demographic overload is cited as a concern, and as Trudeau continues to try and fill the country with economic migrants who are highly unemployed, it's only going to get worse. Privatization could easily be the best thing that could happen to it, but of course that will come with overbearing regulation designed to make it fail, just like we've had in the US.
>>273551Yep, our system is incredibly flawed but people don't generally face loss or death waiting for treatment. Instead they just don't go to the doctor and then have to go to the ER long after things have become much worse. Insurance has become how we pay for medicine by default, and making it mandatory violates the very concept of insurance, and this entire house of cards needs to fall so we can rebuild with something better.
>>273552I like how being anti-socialism is "Trumptard" these days. Failed healthcare models are definitely A+++. Ian has money, he can certainly afford good healthcare and yet Anisa's complaining about him being a cheapass and going to a free clinic or something? I went to a regular urgent care center last week in a major metro area, I waited 5 minutes to see a doctor, I got x-rays and referred to a specialist and had an appointment for the next day. My plan costs $80/month. I paid nothing out of pocket for any of the visits, including the specialist nor for the medicine, and I'm on a high deductible plan. Less than 24 hours end to end, no money out of pocket, and I'm not funding my own healthcare out of taxes. My withholdings for Medicare (supporting other people) is well in excess of what I pay for my own healthcare. I'd love to see that happen in Canada but we all know it doesn't.
sage for mostly ot
No. 273771
>>273728lolcow: get bangs anisa
anisa: i'm getting a haircut today, what should i get? :)
No. 273852
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Remember 'Ian wouldn't let her' even though she made a big fucking deal out if it.
~♡attention is all I crave♡~
No. 273897
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>>273748>it's an Amerifat who thinks they know shit about Canadian Health Care episode>it's an Amerifat speaking for Canadians like they fucking live here and know what we want episode>it's an Amerifat crying about socialism episodeSolid fear mongering you're doing there, buddy.
No. 273968
>>273959just thinking about shoe in 1080p is making me feel ill.
sorry to post OT stuff, but why did she get a boob job instead of fixing her face? How fucked up were her tits before? Or is she just one of those girls who think anyone is pretty as long as they're thin and have big tits?
No. 274004
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Welp, she went even shorter with no bangs.
No. 274014
>>274004I don't think she looks that bad but that might be the weird pose and excessive filter.
I would need to see how it really looks and the only way is when she does a video.
You know, you can tell how uncomfortable and insecure she really is just by how she always does that pose.
She hides most of her body and bends her back and neck like she has ~osteoporosis~
Take a normal picture, anisa.
No. 274031
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This one looks more like side bangs…. But again with the fucked poses.
No. 274096
>>274004>>274031The hair is way better, she should have it curled all the time.
Her fashion sense though, yeesh.
No. 274197
>>274031The side bangs are gonna help and she looks cute in the photo, though she's very photogenic and NOT AT ALL telegenic, so wait till we see her in a video. I'm sure it'll look pretty blehhh on film.
I'd bet money the way she maintains it, it'll look like a mom cut. Also, she fucked up by going shorter, now her hair cuts off at the widest point of her face. That is "What not to do when you want a flattering haircut" 101. She better hope the side-bang helps hide how fucked her face shape is.
No. 274201
>>274197Samefag.
Also, what the fuck, I thought she just went shopping to buy new clothes that better express her "true self" and she's still going for the "Slutty 16 Year Old" look? She's still wearing that pink t-shirt and shorts combo? Did she seriously go to Forever 21 and just buy one top, one skirt and one hat?
I love how the shirt would probably fit her just fine, but the
insane amount of padding in her bra makes it way too tight. I'm sure she'd say something about how
haaaaard it is to find tops that fit when cursed with such gigantic tits, she just can't
help looking like a nerd's fantasy girl. Oh nooooo.
Yeah, let's see the same shirt while you wear a bralette…or fuck, even an unpadded t-shirt bra. I have a feeling she wouldn't be bustin' out of her clothes.
No. 274219
>>274213That giant arm is worth it, in her mind, when twisting herself into the kinds of poses that create an illusion of having curves. She's probably down to sacrifice the appearance of nice arms just to fool her audience into thinking she has anything resembling a waist. Plus, she
does focus on perspective, it's just that she's fixated on the kind of angles that'll make her breasts look like bowling balls.
I just picture her in Ian's bathroom, sucking in deep breaths, shifting around, her shoes squeaking and tapping on the tile as she twists around trying to find the right pose, wobbling her head about until she finds the most flattering angle, the camera clicks and then the deep exhale that follows. Then she starts all over again until she has 200 photos that she can choose 2 from. Meanwhile, Ian's outside the bathroom door, knocking softly and mumbling through the wood "Baby, it's just that I really need to shit…"
Seriously, just close your eyes and imagine the sound of Anisa during a selfie binge. It's the saddest sounds in the world.
No. 274242
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Hasn't even been 24 hours and she already fucked her hair up
No. 274255
>>274242> I'd bet money the way she maintains it, it'll look like a mom cut. Called it.
God dammit, I really wish I could've bet some money.
Welp, Ian, have fun getting a blowjob, looking down and seeing somebody's aunt staring up at you with your dick in their mouth and their eyes screaming "LOOOVEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEE."
No. 274341
>>274331He's not taking this girl out on dates, he's not paying for shit, and he's getting laid (for the first time in his life) by someone who is, as average as she is, way out of his league.
I don't think he cares because he's getting something for nothing.
No. 274382
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Sob story about a boy being mean. Explaining why she has lipstick on. Like girl stfu and wear yo damn lipstick. Damn.
Also, same striped tank she wore in her "my tits are huge//this totally isn't a push-up bra" vid
No. 274396
>>274382Now I understand the haircut?
She looks just like maxmoefoe ?
Finally able to help idubbbz with his repressed gay crush.
No. 274400
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Why doesn't it say Ian likes it anymore?
Do you think she told him not to or he just changed his mind?
No. 274404
>>274400Samefag
This is so cringey.
I doubt anyone said that to you and even if they did, it was 8th grade?
Why does it matter.
Just say you want to wear lipstick because you want to. Or just say having a great day!
Why does it always have to be some big fucking ordeal with her??
No. 274418
>>274404Like, we've all had little, unpleasant things happen to us that we irrationally ruminate over, but can she just for once not play the goddamn victim? Just say "Trying something new today, a bold lip shade! Hope it looks good!" and don't try to milk sympathy. every. goddamn. day from your audience.
>Awww poor broken Anisa, nobody's ever given her a break, nobody's given her even a shred of kindness, she's been hurt so many times! IT'S FUCKING LIPSTICK.
Also:
>apperentThank god she didn't become a teacher, she'd have fucked so many children out of an education.
>>274405Seriously. Bitch, get an angled brush.
No. 274442
File: 1490131744549.jpg (146.89 KB, 428x612, 20170321_172746.jpg)
Is that dirt stuck in her foundation.
Look how crusty the foundation looks.
It's like she put it directly over skin blemishes and just over dry skin.
No. 274454
>>274442I'm no fan of Anisa, but I'm pretty sure she used some kind of light coverage foundation, like a BB Creme, and that's just a freckle showing through. Her nose…I mean, all of us have bigger pores/blackheads on our noses and the fact you can so clearly see hers just might mean hers are worse and the light coverage foundation just isn't cut out to conceal them. Her chin just has some zits. They might look a little dry because they're in the healing stage, she might be using something like a salicylic acid or benzoyl peroxide cream to treat them and there's nothing you can do but wait until they heal. Not everyone is fortunate enough to have perfect, clear skin that looks lovely and smooth under makeup.
She should get a primer, ideally one with salicylic acid in it. She needs to learn how to color correct (green cancels out red, Anisa) and conceal.
The lipstick…eugh, the lipstick is fucked, but maybe she messed it up by eating or kissing or whatever. I'll try to give her the benefit of the doubt, but she also could just be incompetent (likely). Anisa, if you read this, invest in lip liner or get an angled brush for applying lipstick so as not to end up with a smeary mess around your mouth.
I worked at Sephora for two years so…I dunno. I'm not too bothered by her foundation or skin, but, goddamn, her lip application is
triggering the fuck out of me.
No. 274460
>>274442Samefag.
Forgot to say her eyebrows are also
triggering as fuck. Methinks a certain pear has been lurking here and got self conscious about her sperm shaped brows and tried to rectify them. All she achieved was going from one shitty brow shape to another.
Also, I can't tell if it's just lighting or maybe a filter, but it looks as if she used a foundation that's too light for her skin. You can actually see that her face is a shade lighter than her neck, shoulders and chest. BASE MATCH, GIRL, BASE MATCH AND BLEND IT DOWN INTO YOUR NECK.
No. 274496
>>274382Why does this bitch lie about every body part?
>"buhu my lips are so big I got bullied for them" Why are you overlining them if they are so huge and pronounced then?
>"waah my tits are so big I can't function" Hmm why are you wearing bras eith crazy padding then?
No. 274540
>>274496Seriously.
>Omg you guys I'm so self conscious of my big lips, a boy teased me once, oh no they're just too big, I'm so embarrassed>Proceeds to smear lipstick around edge of lipsShe is the worst humblebragger. She does it constantly
and plays the victim while doing it. She's one of those girls who sighs and says shit like "It's so hard having such a big butt and little waist, I can't find pants that won't gap in the back, ugghh, the
worst" and then, to top it off, the girl doesn't even
have a tiny waist and big ass. Except, in Anisa's case, she'd weep about how it's deeply traumatized her.
Like, who do you think you're fooling? What are you trying to prove? Why do you feel the need to do this, can't you tell this is weird behavior? Can't you look around you and see that nobody else feels the need to do that? Are you socially retarded?
That story is bullshit. What heterosexual boy, a 13 or 14 year old one who most likely would fuck anything that moves, looks at a girl and says she'd be hot if not for her big lips? What straight guy is like, aw, god, if only she had crazy thin lips, I'd be all over that. She's such an idiot.
No. 274549
>>274540Samefag.
Who tries to overdraw their lip line with a cream lipstick instead of matte? It looks like she took lipstain, drew around her lips, looked in the mirror and thought "Perfection." Like, I'm starting to question her sense of reality.
No. 274583
I really think Anisa's "I'm so self conscious, muh body dysmorphia, muh eating disorder, muh bullied lips, muh traumatizing boobs" shit is her really juvenile, transparent version of a self defense mechanism. She really seems to believe that if she gets in a sob story about how hurt and delicate she is first, then people will think "Well, god, I was gonna tease her, but that's obviously not an option anymore since she's such a fragile little thing. God damn it."
Like how Ian will make sure to throw in a self deprecating joke because "Haha, if I make fun of it first, you can't make fun of me for it, I beat you to the punch! Self awareness!", but she's using a victim-shield.
>Guys, this thing happened to me and now I'm this way and if you make fun of the thing then I'll just be #devastated and it'll all be your fault and I might kill myself. You don't know, maybe I will, I really could, do you wanna risk that? Do you? Do you wanna murder a girl by proxy? Don't make fun of me? Please?
No. 274810
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>>274396underrated comment.
No. 274821
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It kind of feels like she's really happy that someone is talking down to all the other makeup channels and boosting hers up.
Anisa is kind of a dick.
No. 274883
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>>274817Well, people did jokingly say Ian had a thing for Max. You think she puts on a fake Aussie accent when they fuck?
No. 275155
>>274817People on lolcow need to fucking chill, this isn't remotely funny, and they look nothing alike.
Feel free to call me Anisa for defending this stupid picture.
No. 275349
>>275162She seems so confused about where she stands regarding makeup. She's buying top shelf shit from Sephora, recommending blush/highlighter in another video, but then is putting on such a strong "This junk women put on their face, so stupid, amirite, boys? Ughh, so high maintenance, but not me, that's soooo not me!" act. Despite what she thinks, loving makeup doesn't make you some kind of vapid, basic bitch (it's ironic that she seems to believe this, since she's about as vapid as they come) and for being such a ~creative, artistic soul~, she doesn't seem able to grasp that makeup is just another creative medium. Like, she can call herself an artist all she likes, but her garbage drawings of cats are nothing compared to the artistry some people achieve with makeup. That's just beauty makeup, that's not even taking the art of special effects makeup into account.
I worked as an MUA for two years before getting burnout and I met some of the most interesting, intelligent and creative people while working in that field. Hell, one girl had a degree in neuroscience from UCLA, but just loved doing freelance makeup professionally.
She has such a basic, black and white view of gender roles: girls like makeup and girls are blurgh, so to not be blurgh, she needs to be like the boys and boys don't like makeup, thus, she is has to dislike makeup in order to be cool. Meanwhile, she desperately wants to feel pretty and have fun expressing herself creatively and is holding herself back from just enjoying some simple fucking makeup and not giving a shit what other people think. YOLO, Anisa, just get over "Will boys think I'm cool" and live your fucking life.
No. 275412
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>>274818Watching it without sound really makes her weird face look weirder
No. 275510
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Thanks for clarifying Anisa. You cooked for your BOYFRIEND. WOW.
No. 275516
>>275510"refridgerate"
god fucking dammit anisa.
No. 275519
>>275510Anisa's life must have been really fucking boring if "refrigerating oreos" is some kind of heinously crazy wacky weirdo WTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! thing to her.
I bet she'd boggle in the CRAZINESS of how some people refrigerate cupcakes, too.
No. 275613
>>275523Nah Ian and Max seem to visit each other a fair bit. Chad is involved.
It shows up on Twitter and some of the secondary youtube channels.
The only really distant one is George who's in his own planet, travelling extremely rarely if at all to drop dank collabs.
Vidcon coming up soon, that'll be explosive.
No. 275780
>>275755I'm kinda in that niche and it doesn't really make a difference outside of some jealousy. His personality/sense of humor (and by that i mean unfunny idubbbz meme shit +extra yelling) ruins it for me.
Max has never been funny tho.
No. 275819
>>275412And all their glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
No. 275946
>>275755Oh, no. No no no. I've never even been subbed to Max, I tried watching some of his shit and was like "What the fuck is this? Why would anybody find this entertaining?"
Max isn't funny, clever or creative, he's like the Tommy C of the Cancer Crew: just there to be a human laugh track. He just yells, calls people cunts, like…why the fuck would anybody be a fan of that guy, I can find funnier more interesting people while running errands.
>>275715Yeah, I think he even acknowledged that. He ran into the Fine Bros after he did that Content Cop on them and said it was pretty uncomfortable, but that Content Cop was nowhere near as brutal as the one's he's come out with since, so I can imagine it'd be uncomfortable as fuck to turn a corner and, bam, Keem. Turn a corner, bam, Leafy. Turn a corner, bam, Tana. However, since he's the "King of YouTube", I'm sure he's feeling cocky as fuck right now and would just be a smirking prick as he walks past them. Plus, all the other content creators are gonna line up to take turns to suck him off. God, it irritates the shit out of me that he'll get to bask in all that undeserved adoration.
Will he bring Anisa with him to VidCon, though? I have a hard time imagining him mingling among his peers, being like "Everybody, this is my darling girlfriend!", like, I have such a hard time picturing him showing her off or wanting to be strongly associated with her. All of his behavior thus far has pretty much proven that he doesn't.
He'll probably create a mandate that she has to walk at least 3 feet behind him at all times or else she can't accompany him.
No. 275960
>>275946Anisa has like 30,000 followers in Twitter and 40,000 on youtube.
She'll probably go to vid con for her fans and so she can network.
As for hanging around Ian I don't know. I have no idea how crazy his fans are but a lot of them love her and would want to see her too.
No. 276106
>>275755>>275946>>275784I like to use Max's Pokemon videos as background noise, but they aren't particularly entertaining.
IMO, His gaming channel is pretty alright. His Sims 4 series was pretty funny, and it's the only time he doesn't need someone else in the video for it to be interesting. His old prank call videos also get a chuckle here and there.
Other than that, he's definitely a weak link. Most of the skits he makes are funny because of the other people in them (i.e. Ian and Joji), not him. He's relying pretty heavily on the Cancer Crew to remain relevant at this point.
No. 276233
>>275960I just don't think he wants his brand strongly associated with her, I don't think he wants to be seen as a "YouTube Couple" with her. I think he likes having the company, he likes having somebody he can rely on to be there to lug around the camera/equipment, he likes having somebody make his meals and do his laundry and I'm sure he enjoys having somebody to have sex with, but it just seems very, very one sided. Maybe she's in on it, maybe they came to an agreement and all her "Makin' din dins for bae!" social media shit is PR, but even then, it's still very one sided because he's not giving her career
any kind of boost. She is benefiting from dating him, yes, but not through any active effort on his part. She's only benefitted a tiny bit by being associated with him. She's even shittier than Max as a content creator, so she hasn't been able to take that tiny boost and really work with it and grow from there. If she's only at 40k subs while dating one of the most popular YouTubers and after already having an audience from Twitch, that says quite a lot.
I just can't see him going to VidCon WITH her in the sense that they'll be seen as…a paired brand, really. He'll want to keep her at an arm's length, figuratively. She could absolutely attend it with him, but, again, I don't think he wants to network with her as a partner, she's basically just his maid/cameraman/consort.
No. 276240
>>275792 I disagree, I thought the ones with Joji were the most boring. He kind of slowed down the pace to allow Joji to have any form of shine on it but I don't think Joji was that interested so even though it was mellow, it was too boring for me. I personally enjoy Max's Pokemon channel the most out of any of his channels, I understand why a lot of people don't understand how its entertaining and I sometimes don't even understand why I enjoy it (I don't even collect Pokemon or have an interest in it) but I keep watching all the videos, the consistency in views has only ever gone up as well.
>>275960 That is going to be fun to watch through the lens of fan videos/photos.
No. 276248
>>275784I think what people don't understand a lot of the time is that he's a far better writer/director than he is an actor in the same project. Mostly any of the stuff that he's not heavily included in that is still on his main channel is because he writes the roles and shots for all of it and directs/films the entire thing which I think from a viewer perspective is hugely underated.
You can get a better hint of it from any of the BTS on his second channel.
Also, I enjoy his vlogs the most out of any vlogging channel on YouTube, with or without the other boys. The recent France ones were actually my favorite, the editing is toppp.
>INB4 "Hiii Max! :)" No. 276253
>>276249I could see her using Chris to fulfill the needs that Ian neglects. Like, I'm sure she loves being this weird mix of "kewl girlfriend" and "traditional housewife", but it has to suck knowing you're the only one pulling their weight in a relationship, if you could even call what they have that. So she looks to poor man's Idubbbz for attention and affection to fill that gaping void that Ian can't be fucked to even really care about…maybe even hoping that it will spark some sort of possessive jealousy in Ian that will make him put forth more effort as a boyfriend. Fat chance.
Sage for tinfoil hatting like a motherfucker.
No. 276299
>>276272"Hi, Anis–
yes, I see you made me quinoa with kidney beans and other shit I don't want, I saw the IG photo before you even gave me the plate and I don't fucking care, I had In n' Out 10 minutes ago, just listen: so, I know you just moved all your shit, including yourself, down from another country and we're living together and in love or something, but uhhhh…applicant #57975 is looking like a very promising prospect, her resume and headshot are both just, wow, spectacular, she doesn't expect me to build her some kind of internet career and, to top it all off, she's about average intelligence. That way, I can fuck her without feeling like I'm maybe taking advantage of a mentally disabled girl. Yeah, I've been feeling really yeeechhh about that for the past six months. The way you drool and go cross eyed when you give head certainly isn't helping, sooo yeah. I'm gonna run her through the last round of trials, e.g. timing her as she cleans up my piss bottles, testing how many racist jokes she'll ignore in a row, if she can blow me without scrunching her nose at the smell of my unwashed balls. Y'know, typical shit. If she does well, and I truly believe she will, I'm gonna need you to get the fuck out of here. I won't give you any notice, I'll probably leave all your shit out on the curb while you're out walking your dog. It's good to keep people on their toes. Okay? Okay. Now it's 5pm, it's "Handjob O'Clock", I shouldn't have to–ugh, why are you crying? That is such a turn off. Anisa, stop crying. Don't make me get the vacuum, we both know you don't like how scary it sounds…"
No. 276301
>>276299loool
my bet is that he's purposefully withdrawing attention so she does take the next steps and cheats/emotionally cheats/does whatever thing he decides is unacceptable. he seems like he'd be too lazy and apathetic to actually break up with her himself. i think it'll be a slow phase out
No. 276305
>>276301Even if he tried to do the slow phase out method, she's too clingy to take a hint and end the shit. This feels like a very unbalanced relationship. I mean, I think most of us have dated someone where one person is more emotionally invested in the other person and this seems to be the case. She seems REALLY into him. Though, I dunno, she also seems selfish enough and insecure enough that she'd cheat, either emotionally or physically, if she didn't feel like she was getting enough affection and validation.
So, yeah, I see it going one of two ways: He tries to give her every hint imaginable that he'd rather she leave without actually saying "It's over" while she's in denial and clings on for dear life or, yeah, like you said, she eventually drifts into some kind of affair and he has an excuse to say "Hah, gotcha, ya slut. It's over."
No. 276405
>>276381 *nothing to offer you.
I personally enjoy all the videos on that channel and as mentioned earlier, I think the Joji episodes are the worst he's put out from all the newer stuff. I understand if people just want more Joji and they're drooling at the mouth to hear his voice while disregarding anything else around it and I get that putting him in can be used as a simple view mechanic to feed those disgusting Tumblr pages but people who watch a channel like that to get a hint of a "cameo" are the WORST imo.
No. 276511
>>276437Apparently she's taking the dog out when she's getting Starbucks, I'm like 99% sure somebody mentioned that upthread. It kinda kills the "wandering on the side of a highway, covered in a fine sheen of grime and sweat, trudging along by herself for an hour each way just to get a fucking venti frappablumpkin" narrative we had going knowing that she's just takin' the dog out for a nice, long walk and picking up some stupid, empty calories along the way. I'd prefer the former, but, y'know, we can recognize the difference between fantasy and reality, unlike Anisa. We're better than her in that way (we can also spell and have decent grammar and aren't painfully insecure, pathetic fuckholes for a greasy e-celeb, but you know what I mean).
So, instead, I just imagined her derping along with her dog, turning the corner and stopping short at the sight of all her shit piled up on the curb, dropping her starbucks in shock, it's contents splashing up onto her legs as Ian's new girl waves at her from the window. That also makes me laugh, so…yeah.
No. 276544
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she always has to put a disclaimer on her drawings so people coddle her lmao
No. 276552
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>>276544GOOD GOD THAT LOOKS AWFUL LMAO. It's at least obvious that she didn't trace this one, but it's a total rookie mistake not flipping the canvas so she can see how asymmetrical the features are. It amazes me that a 23-year-old that went to art school can feel comfortable posting this anywhere.
I can't wait to see her animation video.
No. 276589
>>276544Oh my god, that fucking Michael Jackson nose and sloping face.
It doesn't even look like a bad drawing of Ian, it looks like…I dunno, somebody else entirely that she did a shit portrait of. Oh my god. I could do a better one and I don't have Photoshop, a tablet or that much skill when it comes to realistic rendering. Give up on your dreams, Anisa. Just fucking stop.
No. 276658
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>>276651kek I knew it reminded me of something… the thumbnail from one of h3h3's shitty videos from last year. pic related
No. 276665
>>276641Uhhh, what? No.
Granted, I fucked up editing a sentence and the meaning isn't as clear, but all I was saying was:
>I wrote a joke thing about Ian dumping Anisa>Mentions he'll leave her shit on the curb, maybe while she's walking her dog so as to keep her on her toes>Anon said "Don't you mean 'walking to starbucks'?">I say "Turns out she's been getting starbucks while out walking her dog and she's not aimlessly wandering the side of a highway like we thought, even though it's funnier to believe that. I decided to stick with the truth instead of the funnier narrative because I'm not a weird liar like Anisa"Does that clear it up for you?
No. 276666
>>276665Samefag.
I was basically making a jab at how Anisa is a compulsive bullshitter, e.g. "Muh huge bosoms!!", "Muh traumatized lips!"
No. 276924
File: 1490428128913.jpg (472.11 KB, 1198x1198, Best couple on youtube.jpg)
Couple goals!!!
Thanks to the anon in the last thread for the Anisa art
No. 277025
sage for off topic, but I can't fucking breathe due to this fucking edit. That is all.
Thank you
>>276924 No. 277181
>>276924Oh my god! It's fucking amazing! No, thank you for using my shitty Anisa art in this masterpiece.
God, look at this beautiful couple, they're meant to be.
No. 277233
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I've never taken my dog to Starbucks but is this a thing??? My dog doesn't like to be touched by strangers so I'd flip out. I don't get why someone would do this?
No. 277271
>>277233Wtf who the christ is dumping ice water on her dog????
Also "could of" this woman's going to give me a goddamn aneurysm. An Aniseurysm.
No. 277294
>>277233In the summer in NYC, cafes will offer cold water for your dog to drink, like, they'll give you cups and I suppose you could pour it over the dog to cool it off, like I'd do it with my old roommates dog (he loved water), but I've never heard of an employee just
dumping ice cold water on a customer's dog without their permission/against their wishes.
It just sounds so exaggerated. "Ice cold water", "10 times", plus, I just looked it up and it's only 65 degrees there today. People offer water when it's like 85-100 degrees, not when it's mild spring weather.
Somebody probably just asked her "Do you want to give your dog something to drink?" and Anisa turned it into "They dumped ice water on my dog after I said no 10 times, omg!". She constantly exaggerates and loves playing victim…just like Tana.
No. 277330
>>277320>It would seem that Ian likes fucking girls who are mentally stuck at 12.I'd say more like mentally 15-16, though she has the education of a 3rd grader ("Medicis in Ancient Rome"…never forget). I definitely think Ian is not interested in dating his equal.
I feel like he's the kind of guy who shrivels up in fear when around confident, intelligent women, so Anisa's the perfect practice cunt; doesn't threaten his shitty, insecure, unstable sense of self, doesn't challenge him in any way, her stupidity and lack of creativity makes him feel like he's fucking brilliant in comparison, he gets to feel in charge by having her rely on him financially and she doles out blowjobs after making him his din dins.
What more could a scrawny beta who's only just recently lost his virginity want? Living the dream.
No. 278279
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>>278268Dropping some screens for you, anon, bc imageboard etc.
No. 278283
>>278280Also, "some where"
I bet Anusa is the kind of person who says "irregardless".
No. 278284
>>278279>>278268Jesus, can that girl get anything right? Whenever she tries to discuss anything, she gets it wrong because she hasn't researched it enough or she's just too dumb to understand what she's talking about. Even explaining why women deserve an education just as much as men, something I think we can all agree with, she put forth arguments that made her sound like a simple child giving a half-assed oral report at school.
She wants to give her opinion and join in with the grown ups talking, but…she can't. She can't manage it. Also, the bitch doesn't even
have any real opinions, she just adopts the stance of whoever she's dating and sheds them once she hops onto a new dick. It's fucking sad.
It's also aggravating as fuck when you remember that clip of her shit talking Sky Williams, calling him a "piece of shit" and a hypocrite who "goes wherever the wind takes him" when, meanwhile, her opinions jump all over the fucking place, usually resulting in her looking like a hypocrite. How can you date that, how do you date a person who's so ill informed, isn't curious enough to
become informed and just agrees with whatever you say if you're attached to the cock she's blowing at that point in time. It says a lot about Ian if
that's what he finds appealing in a partner.
No. 278286
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>>278283Fuk u man. I'm doing my best dammit.
No. 278288
>>278285or "I could care less"
someone please make an anisa grammar/spelling fuckup bingo card tbh
No. 278311
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>>278288Alternatively you could use this as a drinking game if you're out here looking to fucking die.
No. 278315
>>278311Holy
shit, anon…I'm speechless.
I was in the middle of making my own Anisa Bingo card and I'm glad I didn't finish it before you because yours is superior in every way. Fucking kudos. This is awesome.
No. 278318
>>278311OMG anon. I'm
>>278288, and this is spectacular. lol I think this will come in very useful!
completely dying at the phrase "INSTANT ANISA" and the choices listed below it. bravo to all of it!
No. 278321
>>278311This is the best breakdown of her that I've seen.
This is Anisa Jomah,
Literally as complex as a paint by number.
It's like she's a fucking cartoon character.
No. 278323
>>278321Oh, god, you're right. I hadn't even considered that. Anisa is as complicated as a collection of squares listing a limited amount of basic habits and traits. Oof, imagine…imagine being that fucking two dimensional. Imagine being that predictable.
I wonder if she even knows or if she's just zoned in on superficial insecurities like "Omg my tits/nose/face shape/tummy" instead of leaning back to see the whole picture. I'm sure she knows she's dull and empty, otherwise she wouldn't scramble to try to prove how ~interesting~ and ~unique~ she is all the time, but I doubt she gets how bad it is. If I sat down for some self reflection time and realized everything I was amounted to
this, I'd probably just…give up.
No. 278358
>>278279>>278280>>278281Lol they didn't have to respond to that at all, I wonder if they are annoyed by her now. Wouldn't be surprised.
>>278311This is perfect
No. 278518
>>278280I love how you can read the condescendingly slow, overly enunciated tone he probably wrote that in. Are you suuuuuure, Anisa? No she's not. She's a nitwit and neither you nor your gf should be befriending her for cucking your actual friend. Max doesn't come across as stupid,
he has to know that Anisa is at the very least using Ian for fame. Is it really okay just because he's fucking her? I'm absolutely certain that if he wanted a fuck toy gf he could do better than her given his level of fame right now.
No. 279267
>>279116Oh, no, she's going in on Schumer because the alt-right, anti-PC crowd is having a field day shitting on her special. Her special
is fucking garbage and she
is unfunny, it irritates me to no end that
that's who we're holding up as proof that women can be funny. I hate that we even have to prove it, but couldn't we, as a society, have picked any number of better female comics? Amy's the worst and a joke thief. It's insane that she's completely blaming "alt-right trolls" for the failure of her special when I'm liberal as fuck and I still thought it was trash.
OT, sorry. Anyway, yeah, this is Anisa doing the good ol' fashioned "What does my boyfriend think? What do the guys I want to impress think? This? Okay, then I'll just echo the same sentiment" move. She probably heard Ian bitching about Amy and, boom, she developed a new "opinion". Of course she doesn't stop to think "Am I just as unfunny, stupid and desperate for male approval as Amy?", no, Anisa has zero fucking self awareness.
No. 279307
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hopefully what's in the box 3
No. 279340
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Translation: I'm a lazy piece of shit
Wow I wonder what the big announcement is??
No. 279384
>>279340"Hasn't been"? Haven't been, right? I dunno, sounds off to me.
Anyway: I love how he's blaming strep throat as if this is a recent issue, as though he hasn't just been shitting out a meh video every 6 weeks for
months. Ever since October or November, so 6 or so months. Have you had a sore throat for 6 or so months, Ian? Is that why you can't be fucked to make anything more than a shit video of you talking to a friend every 6 weeks? Even the Tana CC felt lazy as hell, the only thing he put any real effort into was when he crashed her event, that was the only thing he felt any real passion for. But, noooo, nope, it's the strep throat.
I thought he was all about
honesty and being
real? Isn't that what you're all about, Ian? Not like those
other YouTubers, those assholes who bother to produce regular content. Just fucking admit you don't give a shit about what you're doing anymore, that you do the bare minimum to keep those checks coming in so you can keep a roof over the head of you and your half-tard of a fucktoy. We all know that's what's going on, don't pretend you'd be churning out great content weekly if it hadn't been for that darn strep throat.
No. 279395
I had to skip through almost all of it because their little…skit or whatever the fuck that was. That was pure cringe. It was unfunny garbage. Everything felt stilted and forced, it was just painfully awkward and, hell, maybe it was intended and that's Ian's sense of humor, but for me it's just fucking lame and uncomfortable.
Also, daaaamn, Anisa still can't work a camera well. Shit was bouncing, frantically zooming in and out, etc. Whenever there are actually decent shots, it feels like Ian had to give her instructions or he just salvaged something passable from the heap of poorly shot garbage she shot. I think he's trying to be efficient by rolling his cameraman, pussy and maid all into one, but it's just a terrible idea.
No. 279398
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I'm just gonna leave this here
No. 279409
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>>279398I'll bet anything that she thinks she's "helping people". No, no you aren't, Anisa, you gave shitty advice about exercise and now you're gonna give shitty advice that you aren't qualified to give regarding a mental illness that I'm not even sure you were officially diagnosed.
Also, this bitch
constantly uses "Muh BPD" all the time as a reason why nobody's allowed to make fun of her appearance, that she's just so terribly fragile and broken because of her BPD, but now she wants to say she's conquered it? Okay, so which is it?
-You were brave and strong and overcame BPD so we should all line up to give you asspats
Or
-We're not allowed to make fun of your appearance because your BPD makes you so susceptible to being fucking traumatized and you're just a sad, broken victim.
You can't be fucking both, bitch, pick one and stick with it.
No. 279508
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Ian is so funny and randomXDD I don't know why joji wouldn't respond, unless he's actually working.
No. 279520
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Should someone who claims to know nothing about makeup give makeup advice?
No. 279528
>>279520The girl is a walking contradiction.
>Ew, lol, makeup, for those high maintenance girls, amirite, boys? But not me, nope, I'm not like the other girls.>Hey, girl, lemme tell you about my favorite product (and for some reason, shade, too, despite not understanding that people's complexion's differ wildly when you consider undertone and other factors), I'm wild about it.>You guys, I'm so fragile, please don't make fun of the way I look, I have BDD so if you ever make fun of me, you're a cruel, heartless monster, I'm so mentally ill and broken, plz gimme hugbox.>I want to tell the story of how I heroically overcame BDD through pure strength and resilience, I'm so brave for dealing with this, thank god I got over it.And plenty, plenty more. She…she just says shit without thinking, she just blurts out one opinion and then tramples over it with a contradictory opinion shortly after without a care in the world. She's a fucking mess.
No. 279549
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>bandacoot
No. 279553
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No. 279572
>>279547As a real borderline, this makes me want to punch her. God, I HATE people trying to make themselves "cooler" by touting my POS disorder. Life fucking sucks having personality disorders. I'm tired of these YouTube scumbags always trying to self-diagnose so they can feel like special snowflakes.
Triggered 1000 by this dumb shit. The only disorder Anisa has is retardation.
Sage for being a whiny faggot.
No. 279578
>>279572No, same, Anon. I also have BPD, though I'm pretty much asymptomatic now (huzzah, therapy!) besides some anxiety, depression and the occasional B&W thinking. Though, I suppose I'll always be more emotional than the average person, but I learned how to, y'know, just be discreetly emotional. Suppress that shit!
But, seriously, dude, Anisa…nobody should
want BPD. It made my life and the lives of those around me hell until a few years ago, it doesn't make you special or interesting, it's
fucked up. It's like how people will go "Lol, I'm so ADD, god, look at me all spacey, lol, so quirky, lololololol". No. Fuck off. I, also, unfortunately, got diagnosed with ADHD (ADD doesn't even exist anymore as a diagnosis) at 17 and I'd give anything not to have it, I have to take medication that makes me feel like shit just to function and I fucked up the first half of my life because it wasn't treated. Having a mental illness or developmental disorder isn't cute, quirky or interesting.
Develop a personality, instead, Anisa. How about that?
Sage for OT
No. 279592
>>279578Yeah, I think Anisa can be the first person diagnosed with Lack of Personality Disorder. It's defining trait is trying to use mental illness to make yourself more interesting.
Life is much better now for me too. Double yay for therapy. But this shit hits me right in my angriest brain cells because SO many YouTubers do it. It's driving me up the fucking wall. Literally, every YouTuber has:
OCD
Depression
Social anxiety
ADHD
BPD (if they're a misunderstood girl)
ASPD (if they're an edgy douche)
BDD
All of it is ALWAYS self-diagnosed, they're never actually going to therapy, taking medications, or seeking treatment, the symptoms disappear when they're no longer convenient/trendy, and they're NEVER seemingly suffering in the ways people with these disorders suffer unless they want sympathy, of course.
It's just so fucking stupid how these people can either 1) actually think simply reading the DSM makes them psychologists 2) want to use disorders to be special or make excuses for themselves being shitty.
Anisa makes this triple annoying because she probably only picked BPD during that stream to look edgy. Most people have horrible responses to getting diagnosed with BPD because you have to then accept that you have an incurable, chronic illness that means you'll forever be fighting your fucked up emotions, fucked up perceptions, and fucked up relationships due to your fucked up mind while also having one of the most demonized, stigmatized, and misunderstood disorders of them all. Anisa, you'd probably suffer PTSD from an afternoon with a NOT in remission borderline. STFU and get help for your LPD.
Sage for blogpost and more bitching
No. 279593
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>>279398>I'm slowno shit
she probs looks like that in the shower tho, after Ian burps her awake and she has that split second of clarity when she's torn between her actual chemistry with fake Ian but she's with real Ian.
No. 279623
>>279547So I tried to find the stream where she says this and
https://www.twitch.tv/raihnbowkidz is inactive/empty and all her content has been moved to
https://www.twitch.tv/anisajomha. On top of that, it appears she deleted over a year of videos. She must've realized how dumb it was to keep all those contradictions up.
No. 279637
>>279592God, all of this is so fucking true.
Like, I never tell people IRL that I've been diagnosed with BPD because, despite them thinking I was a perfectly good person 5 seconds beforehand, the moment I tell them, the "batshit insane, stay away, danger" alarms start ringing in their head. The stigma creates a lot of shame and it's stressful because constantly feeling shame over your negative behavior is already something you're dealing with as a BPD sufferer.
When I was diagnosed, it was a mindfuck. Such a mindfuck. Having a psychiatrist explain that everything I had until that point believed was simply my personality, that made me who I was, was actually a fucking
symptom of a
disorder is horrible. Like, I was terrified of treatment because if we treated everything I'd previously just considered
me, what would be left? Try to imagine being in that state of mind, Anisa, imagine how much "fun" that is. Thankfully, you realize there's much more to you than your BPD, but…it's insanity to me that somebody would want to replace their personality with mental illnesses since, at one point, I was genuinely terrified that my personality was only a mental illness.
>Anisa, you'd probably suffer PTSD from an afternoon with a NOT in remission borderlineAt 15, I'd probably have befriended her, latched on for dear life, tried to fuck Ian, screamed at her, cried, gotten shitfaced, apologized, would try to fuck Ian again, cry some more, attempt to destroy her reputation, apologized, then tried to fistfight her, then decided I'd excommunicate her from my life entirely all within an afternoon. Like, we'd have had a grand ol' time.
Sage for OT.
No. 279732
>>279571…
I mean, there is a picture of a ray gun right there so obviously it is lol
No. 279750
>>279735It's alright fam haha
>>279395I agree. Ian's content hasn't been interesting as of late and I'm saying this as someone who enjoyed his older Kickstarter Crap and Bad Unboxing videos.
I really wish he would take his time to come up with ideas that are actually good, he can't survive off of Content Cop hype forever (and even his last CC wasn't that great).
And I really wish that Anisa would take a video class or look up filming videos online. Almost all of her shots are on a tilt or poorly focused. It wouldn't hurt to invest in a tripod either lol.
No. 279767
>>279750I think he's just lost anything resembling passion for what he does, if he ever had any. He's not into making well done, interesting videos anymore.
My guess is he's planning on just shitting out some mediocre vids every few weeks and a Content Cop (nothing as good as the Leafy or Keem ones, mind you) every few months just to keep the hype up, just coasting on by and collecting that adsense money. Once the CC hype dies down and nobody wants to put up with his usual mediocrity anymore, he's made enough and saved enough that he can be comfortable for the rest of his life. He's just preparing for post-YouTube at this point, which is smart. Not like Onision, who's facing the end of his career, totally shocked that this day could ever happen, totally unprepared emotionally and financially, despite stretching shit out for so long it's surprising he even made it this far. I kinda get that "anal retentive nerd" vibe from Ian, like, I get the feeling he's sensible and has invested this money and knows he's fine.
Please, nobody expect anything groundbreaking or truly entertaining, he's done. He's truly done.
No. 279818
>>279780Sorry, thought it was clear it was all just speculation with the "My guess…", "I get an 'anal retentive nerd' vibe" and "I get the feeling…" statements. Nah, no proof, this is all just me guessing as to what he's up to.
I mean, I think it's pretty clear that he doesn't really care anymore and posts just enough content to get by. Every video he does hits the million mark, like, today's vid is already at almost 900k…and it was boring, awkward trash. As the other anon said, he's getting by on Content Cop hype and, again, he seems smart enough to save/invest money. I remember him going on a rant during a Kickstarter Crap about e-beggars, how he's very into saving up cash and sarcastically recommending that instead of panhandling online. Also, the fact he has a business degree and worked at some company for awhile, I just think he'd be savvy enough financially to be sensible, save the money and invest it.
I mean, I've always heard "When you make enough money, invest it" my entire life, so it seems like common sense to me. Whenever you hear about some celeb who's fallen out of the limelight, but is still doing well, it's because they bought stocks or invested their money in real estate. I'd think he'd be saving up, at the least.
It just seems pointless to expect any quality content from him, I don't think this is just burn out. I used to think that, but it seems more permanent, I think he's just gonna milk the YouTube cow as long as he can and then coast. That's what anybody with an ounce of sense would do if they're making as much money as he does.
No. 279820
>>279818i realize from your response that mine came out way cattier than i meant it, i dont really follow this thread so i legit wondered if he's ever used his autismo powers for something productive and i missed it
good point about it being common sense, but he's got as much of that as good content plans right now tbh
No. 279822
>>279796Tbf, he can use "Professional YouTuber/Entrepreneur" on a resume if he ever wants to go back into business, he's basically managing a company/brand right now and has managed to do so successfully. He also has some prior work experience.
Lainey's degree is fucking useless because she has zero work experience (besides
maybe something in the service industry as a teen before Greg rolled up and fucked up her life) and her reputation is fuuuucked. You google Taylor E. Anderson (or whatever her name is, correct me if I'm wrong) and, hoo, no employer will hire that. Blogs accusing her of grooming a 14 year old. Also, Gerg's never gonna let her leave the Grease Compound, even if they're eating cold beans in a dark living room every night. He needs that sense of control.
Not really a fair comparison.
No. 279852
>>279416same, I bet it is going to be on the same level as those 13 year olds' furry meme animations that get put into cringe compilations.
>>279433No, It's not wise at all. She's a moron so of course she's not going to test out animation reels or study anatomy, or even learn how to use software like after effects. Animation is tedious and requires patience and practice, two things I doubt Anisa can even spell. I am really looking forward to seeing this, as I hold the process of animating close to my heart.
No. 279881
>>279852God, sometimes…just sometimes…I'm so fucking thankful for Anisa's hubris.
What about flash? I was an illustration major and then later a fine art major, I never really picked this stuff up, but I remember everybody just resorting to Flash when they wanted to go the easy route.
No. 279892
>>279881I doubt she'd use flash, movie maker perhaps?
Wait actually I think she'd save every frame and import them into powerpoint.
No. 279912
>>279637
>At 15, I'd probably have befriended her, latched on for dear life, tried to fuck Ian, screamed at her, cried, gotten shitfaced, apologized, would try to fuck Ian again, cry some more, attempt to destroy her reputation, apologized, then tried to fistfight her, then decided I'd excommunicate her from my life entirely all within an afternoon. Like, we'd have had a grand ol' time.I'm dying. This is so spot on, except I have had some trait overlap with ASPD so just add a couple more steps after where I actively try to destroy her life because of whatever disrespect I felt she gave me, got bored/felt a lil bad, stopped, then exiled her from my life.
I'm certain Anisa would still be crying about teenage POS me. But at least she'd actually have something to talk about in her videos, kek.
Sage for sage
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No. 280027
>>280025This is fucking gold.
Thanks anon!
No. 280053
>>280049I dunno, I didn't realize it wasn't a thing in other places. It's definitely common for people to stereotype women as not having a sense of humor or being "the sensible ones", and myself and other girls I knew were expected to be ladylike, not funny. Also for some reason people go right to stand-up when they try to claim that women aren't funny despite the fact that there are plenty of funny female actors and writers.
Sage for OT.
No. 280066
>>280053Wow, that sucks. I'm from Czechia and it really isn't a thing here. We have a bunch of both female and male comedians (I don't think we have more male ones than the female ones) and they are all popular.
Not sure about the rest of Europe though.
Just confirms that stereotypes are really stupid I guess.
also sage for OT
No. 280157
>>280066same for Porando desu, there's a lot of shit happening to women now but women being unfunny isn't even a stereotype here.
Staying on this topic, I find it quite funny how she's showing symptoms of feminism - she often brings up related issues - and tumblrism - anxiety, OCD, BPD, who knows what else she apparently has got. At the same time, she panders to neckbeards and edglerods with all her might.
Cognitive dissonance must be really tiring her
No. 280158
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So apparently Rice Gum twisted Gabby Shows arm at a party last night and broke her phone.
Thanks for the shit opinion miss pear
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>>280025omg anon, thank you for this. many keks were had.
No. 280186
>>268318You do realize women can dislike feminism right..?
I think shoe is cringey as fuck but there's nothing wrong with a woman being anti-feminist tbh
No. 280207
>>280188 shoe is relevant to this thread, and was only brought up as an example, you "idiot"
saged for being petty
No. 280209
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>>280196Doing his thing, away from drama
No. 280229
>>280198
>baiting with a shitty strawman tactic>"a women">assumption that someone thinking being antifeminist is stupid means they hate attractive women and are super gelooseWhat's up Anisa?
Sage for GTFO with this crap.
No. 280302
>>280297why do you type with the same fucked up spacing that she tweets?
agreed though, leave that feminist derail for the shoe thread
can't wait for more unfiltered shrek tho
No. 280341
>>280259Shoe is technically not considered off-topic, but she is not the main focus and everyone was discussing something completely different before somebody just swooped in here and responded to a really fucking old post.
And you guys aren't even talking about Shoe anymore, you're talking about feminism vs anti-feminism and whether women are allowed to be either one. feminism debates =/= youtuber. Discuss in other thread, please and thank you.
Somebody provide Anisa milk.
No. 280347
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Okay but
No. 280350
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>>280347Samefag
How is that her keeping an open mind?
"Women want equal rights but"
The whole thing is her backpedaling and trying to seem more aware than she is. Am I losing my fucking mind??
Why are people commending her? She's not making any sense? She's saying one thing and then changing her opinion and people are just going along with it. What the fuck is going on?
No. 280369
>>280352It seems like gabbie misspoke and over exaggerated in her snapchats right after it happened, but in her most recent video she said that he didn't hit her but grabbed her arm and held her down while trying to grab her phone.
I dont really know much about Gabbie but Ricegum is a piece of shit to women in general so this doesnt surprise me and it just once again proves that Anisa will do anything to be "one of the boiz" and refuse to give a girl the benefit of the doubt over a boy.
No. 280390
>>280158every time something happens to a woman Anisa needs to jump and tell us how the woman is in the wrong. everytime! she taker her rool as a cool girl way to seriously. oh, but she's also the one who complains about cat calling, sexualizing youtubers and what not. but when it happens to anyone else than it isn't a big deal
>guys we want equality! that means letting people stronger than you treat you like shit :) if a MAN did this….if a feminist or just a woman in general broke some phone from a male youtuber the reddit circlejerk would love every second of it and turn it into "WE MUST PROTECT WHITE MAN. WE ARE THE MOST OPRESSED MINORITY TODAY!! POOR US!! SHE'S A CRRRIMINAL!!!". like if something like this happened to idubbbz? people would love every second of it and turn it into a pity party for the guy.
No. 280424
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Forget everything I just said! Remember my body?!
No. 280430
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Ken.
She loves the term "bandwagon"
She's so different guize!
No. 280471
>>280347Jesus Christ, you shouldn't hit anyone in response to a verbal taunt. It's also bullshit because Ricegum regularly taunts and insults people all the time, so he's in no position to flip out when the same thing happens to him.
This fucking bitch.
No. 280480
>>280478*kind of
Sage for samefag and small thumbs.
No. 280500
>>280466I think, like always, she formed her "opinion" around what she believed Ian would like to hear/what edgelord neckbeards would like to hear or overheard Ian's opinion and adopted it as her own.
I think this girl is so incapable of forming her own opinions, that when Ian smacked her like that, she didn't even pay attention to how that made her feel. She put aside any annoyance or offense and looked to him for how she should react. Oh, he's nonchalant and jokey? Well, then, it must be fine.
She's the anti-feminist, but not in the same way as the guys she wants to impress, she's just everything that feminism is pushing to get rid of. Placing aside your own feelings to adopt those of your man's, even if he just smacked and humiliated you. Looking to your partner as the authority on everything, even letting him determine your own emotional response. I don't think it's conscious on her or Ian's parts, at least I don't think it is most of the time, I think it's a habit for both of them. She just has a horribly skewed worldview and he's just an asshole.
This is just so pathetic, though.
>Well, assault would be fine if it was dude-on-dude, get over it, you feminazis.>Let me clarify: all I'm saying if we dunno what happened! That's all I said!No, that's not what you said, you idiot, and any adult knows that you don't fucking put your hands on
anybody.
No. 280569
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WHO IS THIS?
No. 280577
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>>280569>>280571Ohhhh him being in the south makes sense now, Lake(dade) lives there I believe and is photographer.
This picture was originally captioned "The South is lit" or something along those lines.
It's interesting how the cancer crew appears to have fallen out of favour with Joji, no public interaction for a few months and now he's hooking back up with his old gang.
I prefer the old gang tbh they were more willing to play along and do characters.
No. 280583
>>280577>It's interesting how the cancer crew appears to have fallen out of favour with Joji,Seems more like the other way around, it's always Max or Ian who try to talk to Joji or bring him up with him not really responding.
And yeah I prefer his old gang, those videos were comfier and you can tell they're genuine friends. Youtube friendships like the CC (or all the Jvloggers) are so painfully shallow and forced in comparison.
No. 280645
>>280195Did you just quote a post from 11 days old only to continue your crusade against feminists?
We don't have to spoonfeed you, open a dictionary and stop samefagging. You can just write it all in one post and quote different anons.
No. 280659
>>280658refer to
>>280657 reading; can you do it?
No. 280668
>>280665eh, none of us are. I'll delete my para cus I feel bad for
triggering >>280652
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not only is she qualified to give fitness and makeup advice, she's also a legal expert because her dad's a lawyer rofl
No. 280941
>>280892i'm personally
triggered by the phrase "whos lawyers better", it's almost poetic in an extra chromosome type of way.
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Wait. Does this mean she delayed 139 tweets?
No. 281084
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>>281068No these are her followers and how many accounts she is following.
I went back to her account to see and her tweets first begin October 15 2016.
She obviously deleted a bunch of incriminating tweets
No. 281343
>>281134Because claiming she deleted a bunch of tweets must mean that I'm Anisa.
Maybe you're really Anisa because you sure are dense.
No. 281353
>>281345I'm pretty sure I can call someone dense when I assume that's what the situation is?
Regardless, I apologize.
Anyway, I noticed that now that more information has come out about the Gabby/rice situation(most of which is ricegum incriminating himself), Anisa has yet to throw her opinion out there.
No. 281393
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>>281362I'm tired of people saying this
If you're so worried about it, instead of complaining, why don't you try finding some milk on them?
As far I've noticed,
-Max just focusing on his Pokemon videos (the only drama I've seen from him lately is with H20 delirious and he didn't even want to be a part of it)
-George is just working on his music and hanging out.
-Chad is doing the same shit he always does.
- and Ian is hiding away working on another 5 month old video.
Anisa is the only one doing producing anything entertaining because she begs for attention.
If I'm wrong and the boys are up to no good then fucking post it so we can discuss it. How hard is it?
Got me
TRIGGERED No. 281415
>>281353Hey, I'm the anon who asked "hooo, Anisa, what's got you so shook up" (>>281134)
and I was addressing her, not you. She's clearly fucking shook about something, why else would she go into DELETE EVERYTHING mode. Why would I think
you were Anisa for bringing attention to that?
I personally think there's no need to include Joji, dude's just living his life, being a productive member of society. Chad's made it pretty clear he's uninterested in Cancer Crew, Ian tries to get up in Joji's ass sometimes to no avail and Max has Ian's dick firmly stuck in his ass. I say we make it an Ian+Anisa thread and if any milk about the other cancer crew members
does arise, then…it's alright to bring up? Y'know? But we also acknowledge that they aren't the central figures of the thread?
No. 281458
>>281415Anons want to always say someone is anisa for no reasons sometimes.
I'm still sorry for going into ULTRA RAGING
TRIGGERED ATTACK MODE.
I wonder what she deleted
I'm sure someone has screen shots that will come up later when it's useful.