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No. 28583

Can we get an Sally and Ally thread going? Recently saw them mentioned in a previous thread, I'd like to know more if anyone has anything interesting to talk about.

No. 28584

>>28583
down syndrome is not funny.

No. 28585

The only lolcow.worthy rumor I know is that they had a pedo pandering webpage (that's a fact) and their parents made it (rumor)

No. 28586

>>28584
Not downs. It's FAS.

No. 28587

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>>28585
Isn't the website still there? It said something like they watch hentai or something like that.

No. 28588

>>28587
"Flat chest"
Uh huh, so having a Ccup is flat chested now?
Nothing wrong with having boobs or not, just don't say you have one thing when you don't.

No. 28589

>>28587
>>28588
since i have an a-cup, this means that my boobs are concave :'c

No. 28590

lmfao i bet they have an incestuous history bc i know tons of twins that are into anime and constantly mention about watching hentai into that shit. gross af.

No. 28591

>>28587
maybe through internet wayback machine

No. 28592

>>28588
Seriously. Flat chest means flat chest . It's not the same as having a small bust. And C is definitely not small! they're so gross and trying to pander to the loli fetishists.

>>28590
Gross. ugh

No. 28593

>>28590
Oh gods, the thought of watching hentai with my sister makes me actually want to vomit.

No. 28594

>>28587
Her tits are bigger than mine. Is this bitch serious?

No. 28595

>>28584
orly?

No. 28596


No. 28597

>>28584
OP here, was never making fun. I genuinely kinda like them for some reason. I think they're kind of cute.

No. 28598

>>28590
Yeah, don't they claim to love sex games? Like, eroge and shit. And they said something like "we even like to play nukige sometimes" which apparently is like eroge except the primary focus is the sex scenes rather than the story. This is just so creepy to me, that they both admit it and make it seem like they play them together? It's so unsettling.

No. 28599

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>Lolicon or Loli Character(ロリコン/ロリキャラ: pedophilia or a character that appears underage
kawaii~~

No. 28600

>>28598

yeah i feel like they're incestuous af. gross.

No. 28601

Her tits are gigantoid monsters. Oh yeah, soz, huge tits aren't kawaii and delicate enough.

No. 28602

These fat betches aint kawaii DFCs. Ugh, they plug that they're Canadian on everything. What's with this Canadaboo influx lately?

No. 28603

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>>28597
Nice backpeddling

No. 28604

>>28596
ugh, PULL is so boring. I read through the first 3 pages and so many people were defending these weebs.

No. 28605

>>28599
>We can't even say dirty words, so please don't think we're perverts!
>We hope to share our love for eroge as we write about our experiences as we play through eroge with this blog

Wft. These two are pretty disgusting. Stop. I hope they dont sleep in the same bed. Are they inbred?

No. 28606

>>28601
She's fat. Maybe if she lost weight and did chest exercises, she'd be semi kawaii and small busted?

No. 28607

>>28605

bet u 100% if they do they'll be up to no good. lmfao i know twins that do that it's so gross.

No. 28608

>>28607
Twins in general freak me out. It's like they are a part of evolution that needs to evolve out. They're always creepy and stick together even when they lead married leaves and such. And I can't stand twins that dress the same, even after childhood.

No. 28609

>>28596
I watched two youtube videos
They're way too fat to be idols. Those huge thighs.

No. 28610

>>28608
yeah, and one twin is ashamed of the incesty shit and one just doesn't wanna give a shit and wants to keep doing it. What freaks me out the most is if they dont stop after the age of 15

No. 28611

>>28610
Yeah, aren't these two about 22/23 years old already?

No. 28612


No. 28613

>>28611
Yes, 23 and claim to be ~eternal 18~

No. 28614

>>28612
I'm guessing the futa was short for futari, but the first thing that came to mind was futanari. Yikes.

No. 28615

>>28610
source?

No. 28616

>>28615
What source? That was an example.

No. 28617

>>28614
Their japanese old grandpa fans seem to think that too.

No. 28618

>>28614
Futago means twins

No. 28619

so where are the nudes?

No. 28620

>>28610
an example of twins that i know.

No. 28621

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>>28619
There are no nudes, why should there be, not like if anyone would want to see that.

No. 28622

tbh i think their bodies look nice but not for this style

not for this cutesy shit, and their faces are painfully ugly

No. 28623

>>28621
I would. Hell, I'd go for a threesome.

No. 28624

Fake crying?

No. 28625

>>28618
Well there you go then. Still, the futa remains.

No. 28626

>>28624
Weren't they in the episode with that adorable German man with the bike?

They = fake moe
German guy = real moe

No. 28627

So they're mixed?

Idk man, they are ugly, but the kind of Ugly that comes with a hereditary condition.

And they're pretty thick all around.

No. 28628

>>28627
Cushion for the pushin

No. 28629

>>28627
No, they aren't but they do have fetal alcohol syndrome.

No. 28630

>>28627
Mixed what? they look straight up white.

No. 28631

>>28629
How does somehow everyone seem to think they know what condition everyone has? Is this stated somewhere?

No. 28632

>>28630
Idk, in that video they seem to be able to speak Japanese kind of fluently…I've never met a weeb that could speak Japanese "fluently" beyond basic anime shit.

No. 28633

>>28628
Fat does not cushion. It traps you then absorbs you like quicksand.

No. 28634

Anyone know their full names?

No. 28635

>>28629
is that an established fact.. or?

No. 28636

>>28632
Their Japanese is so good because their parents got them into language school and pribate tutors at a young age and fostered their weird twin daughters' weeb fantasies. It's really unsettling how much their parents support them, IMO. Like, okay, they're rich so they'll throw money at their kids. Whatever. But how can any parent be okay with this? Especially if they admitted that they started playing these games when they were minors? Yuck.

No. 28637

>>28636
Wait, what weird games?

No. 28638

>>28636
I honestly get pretty jealous of some of the parents of these wannabe aidoru and stuff.

Obviously a lot of them go overboard like Margo and Mama Kannibal and (allegedly) these twins' parents, but I can honestly say 100% that if my kid showed interest in even the weebiest Japanese shit and wanted to learn Japanese to become an idol, I would enroll them in language school and whatever else to help them achieve that dream. The advantage of speaking multiple languages and the extracurricular activity outweighs any weeb embarrassment to me. That said, I know about the seedy underbelly of the idol world thanks to all of these lolcows so maybe I would be reluctant to let them fly over to meet up with some random dude a la Yukapon but my point is, I can see why a parent would be supportive of it to an extent, since there's really nothing to be lost from learning a new language and parts of a different culture.

As for the eroge as minors thing, I am fairly certain Ally and Sally are older than 18 and probably started their "careers" around that age. All of these idol types like to play the precocious loli role. I was kind of under the impression that the being into eroge since they were kids thing was more of a character for them. But I don't know.

>>28637
Their whole thing is that they love eroge, which are basically anime sex games.

No. 28639

>>28602
What's with ALL the randomcountryboos recently? It used to be just weeaboos, but now there are Russiaboos like Belinda, Canadaboos, what's next? A lot of the people seem to be weeaboo types, wonder if Hetalia is to blame.

No. 28640

>>28624
>gets to hotel
>one double bed

Euchhh.

No. 28641

>>28626
Martin was best moe. Double front light!

No. 28642

>>28624
This TV show, lol. They make fun of the gaijins and none of the gaijins understand it.

No. 28643

that show actually doesn't always do that. When Kerukkuma and aminyan were on there they were called cute but for Ally and Sally…

No. 28644

>>28640
And they're like "yay!" Terribly depressing video, they were surrounded by old men constantly and the cameramen were perverted.

What was with the grotty club they were singing in with old men in the audience??

No. 28645

>>28644
Most idols in Japan aren't like morning musume and doing huge ass concerts. The reality of idols are girls who perform at events in clubs like that. Kerukkuma, Keekihime, Yukapon etc. That's how the idol thing is. It's really rare for a group to have a big concert.

No. 28646

And idol otaku fans are all old men.

No. 28647

>>28626
ma nigga

martin outshined those weeb twins

No. 28648

So, can we have a small translation of what's going on ?

No. 28649

>>28639
I think it's because Japan kind of became "played out" and no longer stylish because everyone wanted to be Japanese. I understand Koreaboos (for the same reason as Weeaboos, pop culture), but I don't get why someone would want to be Canadian or Russian. Nothing against those countries, they just don't seem the same. I understand wanting to be French or English more than Canadian or Russian.

No. 28650

>>28649
Imo, I think that it just depends where you're from originally. I'm from the UK and have found that many people here want to be American or Canadian, I've noticed that Americans want to be British (English mostly), or Japanese in this case, and the Russian thing? I don't understand. It could be because Russians are stereotypically meant to be the most beautiful? They're not at all (this is coming from a Russian XD). Either that or I've heard they're meant to have migrated from the middle of Siberia and it's badass and cold or some crap like that. I've heard of people from the UK/US/Canada being obsessed with Finland as well. If anyone can enlighten me on why you'd want to be Russian other than the language being fun, let me know, as I find it hilarious. I hope it's not to do with white supremacy. Sorry rambling now.

No. 28651

>>28650
I kinda thought it's why some people pretend they're German. It sorta like stereotypically evil/badass. Although the only reason you'd think that is if you never ventured outside your home to actually meet people from all over.

No. 28652

>>28651
Good point about the German thing, I've seen that too and yeah it seems like it's people who are stuck in the country they were born in and see it as too boring who do it, when like you said, if they went elsewhere/talked to people from other countries they'd realise it's only language/culture to an extent that is different.

What about if it becomes a trend to be from India? XD I've not seen it yet. Bunny Alexander (previously scene) converted to Islam at one point, that was bizarre. Antarctica is badass, right? XD

No. 28653

Something about fat people with money that really grinds my gears. On that note, if their family does have money, why have they not been encouraged to get cosmetic surgery…they hurt to look at.

No. 28654

>>28653
They think they look like cute japanese girls, go figure.

No. 28655

>>28590
I dont find incest gross lol besides im pretty sure hentai itself is fucked up

No. 28656

>>28598
Do you also think that women who love porn are unsettling, anon? of course, women must be 100% pure and how dare any women love or say they love watching porn, playing sex games, etc right?

No. 28657

How are they lolcows?
Nothing wrong with being "eternally 18" its a character. at least they dont pretend to be 13 like slutpon.
They have very unfortunate faces,can seem a bit weeaby, have a really weird concept thats kinda cringe-worthy but thats about it and yeah thats about it
If they want a flat chest then why not just use a chest binder ?

No. 28658

>>28657
Sorry i repeated "thats about it"

No. 28659

>>28656
Not even same anon, but yes. Porn shames women and objectifies them greatly. A woman can have a healthy sex life without watching videos where women are called bitches and whores and ejaculated and used by men. Pretty pathetic. Porn is shit

No. 28660

>>28659
…seems like you don't even seem to know porn the content of the average porn at all that isn't a cheap homemade production.

No. 28661


No. 28662

>>28659

oh god. gb2theamorethread.

No. 28663

>>28659
It's cute you learned that from a tumblr post. Now stop being OT and shut the hell up.

No. 28664

Idk what the porn industry is like but ive noticed almost every popular porn star after they retire has confessed to hating doing porn. Even sasha grey.

No. 28665

>>28664
This is the moetwinstyle thread just in case you were unaware.

No. 28666

>>28653
I can understand not getting plastic surgery – it's not for everyone. But when you have the kind of money that you could hire a personal trainer or nutritionist etc I don't understand why you wouldn't if you were overweight.

No. 28667

>>28666
That's what I'm saying. Fine if you feel comfortable that way, but I don't buy it. The whole acceptance thing should be about the things you can't change about yourself that you may wrongfully perceive as negative, like your race.

No. 28668

>>28666
Even if you do feel comfortable that way, if you're trying to break into a certain industry you should probably adhere to its standards.
I get that they're going out and getting gigs, but until you actually work to get on par with what's expected of you to be successful it's pretty much just playing make belief, especially if you have the means to get help with getting there.

No. 28669

>>28646
>>28645
>weeblo dreams to be an idol
>get to Japan
>be objectified for old men

Sad as hell for them to want to do this because they seem educated and should know better.

No. 28670

>>28656
What the fuck are you talking about?
You completely missed the point of my post. I don't have any problem at all with porn/eroge/whatever, it's the fact that they come off as incestuous, that's what I find unsettling. Or are you >>28655 this anon, too? Of course, porn is wrong but incest is a-ok, rite?!

No. 28671

>>28655
It's gross when you know someone you love is being affected by it. It develops certain behaviors that can affect other people. I coudlnt careless about animu incest but irl incest has affected someone I know and care about. Im not shaming ally and sally for watching porn, they can do that all they want. But the fact that they watch it together is so unsettling.

No. 28672

>>28669
The fact that they want this should show how ignorant they are. The extent of their education is weaboo shit.

No. 28673

>>28671
I've watched porn with my sister and male bff. With my sis we just chatted about it. We're close enough for it to not have been too weird, and there was nothing sexual about it. I can personally control that impulse by the mere fact that someone that I'm not attracted to is in the room. My bff couldn't control it so much…that was fucking weird.

No. 28674

>>28668
True. They just look so fucking tragic that maybe they've considered it, how expensive and exhaustive the process might be, and decided it was futile.

No. 28675

>>28673
Good 4 u claps to u wow. Amazing. Thank you for telling me this. It's just weird to watch it with a family member. I'm just assuming that ally and Sally are into that nasty incest shit bc anime loves to make twincest characters a lot. I know 3 pairs of twins that have gone through and are currently in incestual relationships. They all love hentai/yaoi/yuri, you name it. It's just gross to me eughhhguuhh

No. 28676

I know someone who has a bf who has a twin and they had an incestuous relationship. One of the twins has a bf now but his twin is trying so hard to break his relationship apart because he wants to have sex with his twin but the other twin doesn't like it

No. 28677

Does anyone know how to contact them? Like Skype or anything?

No. 28678

>>28675
>>28676
This is so creepy. If any are lolcows, please post more details.

No. 28679

>>28650
>>28651
I think it's also about the culture. Germany and Russia are both countries known for great thinkers and a melancholic temper. There's something artistic to both countries but it's more unique than being into french culture because every american idiot knows that France is somehow supposed to be artsy but not everyone knows Hegel, Kant, Goethe & Hesse or Dostojevski, Tolstoi, Malevich & Gogol.

No. 28680

>>28676
Why are twins so abnormal? Wtf

No. 28681

>>28673
Glad I'm not your sibling, you fucking weirdo.

No. 28682

>>28656
lol nigga, they can watch porn all they want, but when they imply they do stuff together, implying incest and pedophilia, then yeah its fucking unsettling.

No. 28683

>>28655

i bet you're one of those tumblr people that glorify incest "uwu incest is ok!! as long as it's consensual uwu" get the fuck out of here. nasty ass

No. 28684

>>28650
Most Russophiles I've come across are middle school COD kids who think Russian men are all badass mafia members like in their video games. They also want to be communists because it's edgy or something.

No. 28685

Wow sorry to bump this old ass thread but does anyone know where in Canada these two are from/what they're doing now? I ask bc I just came back from class and there were these potato/fas-y looking twins with hime cuts (one short and one long). I never followed their drama except seeing this thread a long ass time ago but they do kinda look like ally and sally. The class is also related to Japan so it kinda fits lol

No. 28686

>>28685
Sounds like it was them as they post a lot about being in classes again when not begging people for money so they can make more songs or searching for more japanese sugar daddies to pay them vacations in Japan, they are from Vancouver.

No. 28687

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>>28686
Just in case, here a recent pic. Some japanese neckbeards paid them a flight to Comiket where they bought tons of lolicon.

No. 28688

Are there links? Do they have Twitter? YouTube?

No. 28689


No. 28690


No. 28691

>>28686
>>28687
>>28690
lmao holy shit it is them.

No. 28692

>>28691
I feel sorry for you, anon.

No. 28693

>>28692
it's a kinda big class and they seem like the type of twins who quietly sit next to each other all the time. and I suppose irl they look just as FASy and homely grandmas as you'd expect.

No. 28694

Are they still trying to be idols?

No. 28695

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>>28599
She used the word "eroge" 11 times in a paragraph with like 13 sentences.

No. 28696

>>28694
Yes but they focus on getting a working visa these days.

No. 28697

Serious Question: Why dont they wear eyemakeup? I feel like a little bit of liner would work wonders for them and they'd still keep the 'fresh' style.
Also it annoys me that they're not super chub or anything but still they're a teeny bit too thick for the 'idol look'. Also their bangs being that length doesnt do any favors for their eyes.
They wouldnt be full moe or anything but they could be a lot cuter than they are now and it frustrates me.

No. 28698

>>28697
They do wear eyeliner on the inside of their lids but they got raised in the typical ~you are so special and perfect~ way and pampered all their life by their parent so they think they look kawaii azn aidoru desu by nature.

No. 28699

>>28697

I've never followed these cows, but usually the pedo bait eternal loli types don't wear makeup because its "not innocent and kawaii", unless they are aware of the fact they have fucked up features.

The twins don't seem to be aware.

No. 28700

>>28693
Do they dress like ~aspiring idoru~ normally?

No. 28701

>>28700
well I've only seen them today and they sat behind me so it was hard to get a good look but it seems like they dress like >>28687 kind of stuff normally, maybe like liz lisa type stuff I guess.

No. 28702

>>28701
Give us details next time you have class

No. 28703

>>28687
Those are clearly AX badges…

No. 28704

How the fuck are they lolcows? They never did anything wrong. Admins move this shit to g or snow

No. 28705

>>28699
Thats wrong. Those type of girls always wear makeup, just innocent youthful makeup

No. 28706

>>28687
Can you tell me whats wront with that?
>inb4 omg she bought child pornography

No. 28707

>>28657
Theres nothing wrong with pretending to be younger. Some popular seiyuu like tamura yukari pretend to be eternally 17. Its not something yuka invented lol

No. 28708

>>28706
I get what you're trying to say Anon, but it's useless, you can't discuss that shit here and come out unscratched. Back off while you can.

No. 28709

>>28690
Wtf is Asian Women Study?

No. 28710

>>28707
Same with Inoue Kikuko.
>Hi! Im inoue kikuko and I'm just 17!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kikuko_Inoue

No. 28711

I don't really see the FAS, help me point it out? The only thing that looks off to me is the corner of their mouth

No. 28712

>>28709
Asian women's studies sounds like a normal sociology class

No. 28713

>>28621
Right one looks normal, but left one is pretty chunky.
>those mom arms
>socks digging into thighs

No. 28714

>>28709
women's studies with a focus on asia and asian women I guess.

No. 28715

>>28706
You know that lolicon hentais aren't legal here, right? More so the ones featuring 3 year olds which they seem to love the most.

No. 28716

>>28707
But they pretend to be 13 while talking about how much they love lolicon hentais and eroge. It's like they want to say little girls would love to get the contents of rape doujins happen to them.

No. 28717

feel like this should be on /snow/ tbh

No. 28718


No. 28719

>>28718
Pretty sure >>28717 was my first post ITT, but stay mad that not everyone cares about some shark-faced Yuka clones m8

No. 28720

>>28719



>cry about getting called out for same fagging

>no new thread content in post
>no sage


u mad cause u bad

No. 36848

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Why are they suddenly saying they never wanted to be idols despite asking to be on YOUは何しに日本へ and playing up their twin aidoru shtick

No. 36853

Technically, they didn't say they never wanted to be idols, they just said that it wasn't a career goal.

No. 63937

>>36848
theyre not saying they dont want to be idols, theyre saying they dont think it is a viable longterm career.

No. 63986

They sound pretty level-headed to me.

Anyone that speaks native Japanese can tell how well they speak Japanese, with no accent perhaps?

No. 71924

>>36848
what are they up to now?

No. 108937

they're performing at sakura-con this year…or at least have a panel

No. 108938

>>108937
They honestly do both based on their work for the con.
Last year they hosted a visual novel panel and floated around. They're kinda quiet irl and not really intimidating…typical weebs without the squealing.

No. 108955

I'm just throwing this idea around but is it possible they might even be slightly endearing if they just had not gone down the eroge game loving path?

I mean ik they probably wouldn't have been able to garner a following but I might even find them cute in a kind of homely quiet nerdy way if not for the pervert angle

No. 138865

I looked at their Twitter and it seems they're still active.

No. 139374

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They lost a lot of weight

No. 139377

>>139374

They look exactly the same.

No. 139380

>>139377
Well they are twins

No. 139382

>>139374
Still look a bit chubby with no muscle tone. Why are their eyes so soulless?

No. 139386

>>139380
Nice 1, anon

(She meant weight-wise, I think)

No. 139387

>>139380
Nice 1, anon

(She meant weight-wise, I think)

No. 149106

>>28711
Smaller eye openings
Flattened bridge of the nose
Flattened area between nose and upper lip
http://www.catherineshafer.com/FAS.html

Might be just unfortunate makeup and lighting beause they look normal in this >>28687 picture.

No. 149314

Their singing hability is surprisingly good

No. 149317

>>149314
pleasantly surprised by the singing, this actually kind of made me smile

No. 149318

>>149314
They sing pretty well, and the one in pink did lose lots of weight.

No. 149360

>>149314
Nb, but its kind of a shame that their looks sort of fall flat.

No. 149367

>>139382
I'm wondering the same thing about the eyes. The fact that those eyes look souless is the thing that makes them ugly. Plus, potato nose and huge mouth.

No. 149379

>>149367
They look like sharks to me

No. 149387

>>149360
I agree they have no special appeal or are good looking but I'm surprised to see how much time and resources they invested on this whole thing (Himezawa should learn from them lol)

No. 149617

>>149314

Yeah, not gonna lie, they sing well and the pronounciation seems pretty alright to me as well. It feels like the one in blue is slightly off in her dance moves, though.

No. 149664

Is this their singing? If it is, I actually really like it.
I find them sort of cute in a way, they do seem to be fairly decent at dancing and dancing, but the whole ~eroge~ thing keeps me from liking them..

No. 349853

>>149617
Yeah there Japanese is pretty good but it better be considering they got private lessons for years

No. 349859

>>349853
really? you necro'd a year old thread for this contribution?

No. 349966

>>149664
I don't get how them liking Eroge would make you dislike them.
>>349859
Agreed. They're in an idol group now but there's zero milk. I'm kind of tired of posts about weebs in Japan with the only milk being that they're in Japan.

No. 1981419

bau bau(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1981426

lmao fuwamoco?

No. 1981994

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>>139374
I saw them randomly in my twitter feed a bit ago, and I wondered if anyone had insights on whether or not they got their jaws shaved and perhaps nosejobs (matching, of course…)? I know they lost some weight, but to look this different from the pics in here?

No. 1982069

>>1981994
I mean, could be filters which weren't used in selfies or photos so much back in the day

No. 1982235

>>349859
I just hope you're still here to see this, anon.

No. 1990735

bau bau(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1993696

>>1981994
Anon are you blind? The pic you posted is clearly just selfie filters. Do you think people really have dorito chin irl and smooth skin like that? Everything about the photo looks like AI.

No. 2027818

wild thread to read through in 2024(necro)

No. 2027965

>>28599
Imagine being this brain dead, coomer brained of a pickme(sage goes in the email field)



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