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No. 643671
Former pageant girl who's now a Lapidot sperg. Hilariously bad with managing her money, she E-begs on Ko-Fi for literally everything related to cosplay and cons (Peep her IG story right now, since her C2E2 ticket is funded she's back to begging for her Momocon ticket)
She couldn't afford a fucking $5 McGriddle at HolMat and had to beg to get fed
Shoves her relationship with @for_the_love_of_clod on everyone’s faces, gave Clod a promise ring a few months into the relationship, posted it about it and everyone thought it was an engagement ring
Kelly was engaged for 3 years, broke off the relationship in mid 2016, she had been stalking Clod during that time and only met her because she had at least 10-15k followers
Claims she’s poor even though she does model photo shoots, took trapeze classes, and moved to Florida a few months ago and recently went back to Seattle to work for a week because she didn’t have a job in Florida, was then invited to choreograph a beauty pageant
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>>644369She's done that with a lot of cosplays. The only one she still seems to cosplay outside of Lapis is Neptune and that's bc she can be gay with her girlfriend.
She raised money for Widowmaker but never cosplayed her, probably because Overwatch died down before she got all the money. I'm sure there has been others too. She always seems to change the goal to something else.
No. 645757
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>>644468She had also raised money to cosplay Pink Lars at Katsucon but never did it and ended up cosplaying Pink Diamond, but we all know she didn’t want to anymore because it doesn’t fit her and it makes her look old and can’t bedazzle him just like she does with every other cosplay
No. 658547
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>>644369>>644468She had a series of insta stories the other day of her cosplaying Sailor Moon and at the end she had one that was basically her pouting and said something like
>Why doesn't my Sailor Moon cosplay do as well as my others? I look good!!!I wish I had screenshotted it now because I thought it was funny. I assume she's comparing everything to Lapis, and keeps going back to that her because that's the one she gets the most attention in. Is it impressive or sad how much she milks Lapis? I don't even watch SU so I don't get it. She seems like she'd be one of those people who thinks she's the end-all be-all Lapis cosplayer.
No. 658987
>>658547She does. Last year I think she posted a series of stories that said she was the best and other lapis cosplayers are second rate. I found a lapis in the tag that had been cosplaying bc she was inspired by kelly and now felt like shit.
I wish I had known to cap her stuff back in the day but her insta stories are on that save site.
I don't get why she thinks she deserves praise when all she does is borrow and buy her cosplays. She only cares about being pretty.
No. 658990
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Double post but this is gross for having such a young audience.
"See you tomorrow" when she's in her stories talking about live streaming for the day. Ok.
No. 659186
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>>658990Let’s not forget that she was engaged for 3 years until 2016 and started “stalking” Clod and eventually met up with her 2-3 months after her break up with her fiancé. Now Kelly is talking about wanting to marry Clod and gave her a promise ring when they “officially” became a couple.
No. 659197
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>>659186Cringe because today is their one year anniversary since they started “dating”. Why would you give a promise ring to someone you met for a few months even after breaking up with a 3 year relationship/engagement. I wonder how much that ring cost because it’s custom made to be the gem shape of Lapis Lazuli and Peridot. It’s really annoying that they base their relationship on two characters that aren’t canon. They basically think they are the real life Lapis and Peridot.
No. 659332
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>>659319Yeah, same here. I would love to see a timeline from point A to point B how she got here. I find it fascinating.
No. 659333
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>>659332>>659197>>659186Samefag but I also just thought pic was fascinating as well. From what I've seen her gf used to cosplay Lapis a lot before she got together with Kelly (she still does occasionally). I wonder how she feels about having to now always be the weird ugly "male" character all the time, especially since she doesn't seem like she's super butch or anything. Does she even like that character? Or is it just something Kelly forces on her as "Look instagram! This is our relationship!! We're them!!!"?
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>>659333They both cosplay two characters that aren’t in a relationship but they make it seem like they are canon. Last year she proposed to her girlfriend at a Steven Universe panel, giving her a Lapis and Peridot ring. They use a non canon relationship to milk out money. That’s why they’re “popular”
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>>659332It appears that after winning at a beauty pageant she started working at bars and eventually became a dancer for one of them. At a club called LUNA Royal Oak, they seemed to dress up every weekend, that might have been where she started to cosplay
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Same pose in every picture I have seen of her. She shoops too much and always ebegging
No. 983950
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@for_the_love_of_clod and her are now engaged. They got engaged at Disneyworld in Orlando on April 2019. I wonder how much that costs, but it seems they have passes because they had a Photopass guy taking their engagement photos.
Kelly keeps referring to @for_the_love_of_clod as their “wife” and use She/Her pronouns even though they consider themselves “genderqueer” and want people to use “they” pronouns. What a snowflake.
Now that their Steven Universe career is over they are now cosplaying from Leauge of Legends or KDA because of how popular it is. Now they are saying the girls from that group are lesbians, ship them together and do shippy photos
No. 984582
>>983950 if i remember correctly, both Akali and Evelynn (the one with the cap and the pink haired one) are straight in canon and have NOTHING in common nor are they in a relationship.
They were just there for a split minute in that music video to promote their K/DA skins. I really hate when cosplayers jump onto that trend and think they are obligated to change their sexuality because "muh exclusivity". It isn't even hard to read both of their lores and come to the conclusion they have none in common and are both straight. embarassing how they try to portray these both champs.
No. 988236
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@for_the_love_of_clod or @kellykirstein’s snowflake fiancé has now become a costhot who is selling her nudes. No surprise here. Cheap patreon and onlyfans pictures, cosplays are from miccostumes. Her face and body aren’t fit to be selling these lewd photos. Another fake gamer girl who likes League Of Legends because of K/DA. She is calling herself “Genderqueer” but is dressing as “Sexy girls”. Watch her complain because she is getting “sexist comments”. She needs to grow up
No. 990207
>>988236 whats even the point in playing league when you clearly do not care about the game and universe but only for K/DA? i can just imagine her playing league and just quitting after a minute into that game. Would be funny to see her being one shotted and going 0/20 evelynn jungle.
Imagine the second hand embarassment.
jng diff
No. 998370
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In 2017 when Hurricane Maria/Irma happened Kelly Kirstein asked donations for her to go visit her girlfriend @for_the_love_of_clod down in Florida where the hurricane was going to hit. She made the goal and visited her.
Here were the issues about this:
>People from Florida or any hurricane zone could not leave the state because airlines bumped up the prices costing around $1k-3k just to leave
>Death toll was 134
>She did not care that others were suffering to leave or trying to protect themselves from the hurricane
>She never donated to a Hurricane relief
>Made a “Lapis will stop the hurricane” meme which was insensitive
>White privilege
>Always asked for money to go visit her girlfriend
>Ebegging