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Caroline Calloway is a 27-year-old woman who has never had a real job in her whole life, instead taking to Instagram to document her life and sell her half assed arts and crafts. The milk is endless, but here's a brief history:
2013-2018>is upper middle class (at best) but is obsessed with the elite>transferred to an elite new england boarding school for her senior year>then went to nyu for three years, basically failed out>got into cambridge university on her third try >once at cambridge, started to gain an instagram following from detailing her relationships and life at college >barely able to graduate and was proudly a horrible student>had an adderall "addiction" which she is allegedly now "clean" from but much speculation that she still uses it>plus she has admitted to using coke >still writes and posts about her ex while she was at cambridge, oscar, despite him trying to get her to stop >got a book deal for 500k w/ a 150k advance, admitted to using a ghostwriter, blew her advance, never wrote her book and had to pay back the advance, probably still owes some >started dating another guy, conrad, who broke up with her and she still posts about him constantly and compares other guys to him
2019>decides to go on a tour across the country to teach "workshops" and sells tickets for $150>twitter thread about her basically scamming everyone goes viral, fans refunded by eventbrite, caroline asks for the money back bc ????>managed to put on a couple of sad events, which didn't include what was originally promised>begs fans to venmo her & she spends it on alcohol, clothes etc>begins selling shitty paintings of her tits but takes forever to ship, some people never get them >holds another workshop which is actually planned by her unpaid college aged "assistants">blocks anyone who criticizes her on insta>apartment is a crusty disaster - she admitted to not washing her dishes for a MONTH>wears the same outfit for a week or more and never does laundry >it was revealed that she didn't pay her rent for months and almost got evicted until she paid her back rent (over 11k iirc)>she cancelled her trip to italy after this was revealed but then went to montauk
Currently>started a patreon>increasingly spiraling, seems to be on some sort of drugs>is obsessing over a guy she dated for 2 weeks and trying to get her followers to message him for her>she may be committing actual credit card fraud by taking out cards, maxing them out, and reporting them as stolen >copying matisse cutouts and selling them for $140>buying $40 cambridge sweatshirts and reselling for $80+ bc "sentimental value" >wrote a freelance piece for refinery29 and got btfo in the comments>never showers (even after doing pilates, spin, and sauna)>continues to kill entire orchid plants so she can put them in her hair>SO much more
SOCIAL MEDIA>instagramhttps://www.instagram.com/carolinecalloway/>patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/carolinecalloway>pinterest (inactive)https://www.pinterest.com/andwewerelike/
OTHER LINKS>her r29 articlehttps://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2019/08/241713/caroline-calloway-instagram-scam-taylor-swift-canceled-essay>article about her newest scam (She literally called it scam)https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/pa7e9k/caroline-calloway-the-scam-event-essay>older vice article about herhttps://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nep8xx/influencer-caroline-calloway-isnt-a-scammer-just-a-self-obsessed-mess>w articlehttps://www.wmagazine.com/story/caroline-calloway-creativity-workshop>twitter thread that went viralhttps://twitter.com/Ceilidhann/status/1075852265674719232>funny twitter thread w/ screenshotshttps://twitter.com/sassyblackdiva/status/1168251004782968832>parody accounthttps://twitter.com/tcurb1>another parody accounthttps://twitter.com/carocallowaybot
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she has a $2 patreon tier and a $100 patreon tier. as far as anyone knows she hasn't delivered on any of this
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example of her cringy, long af instagram captions
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unpaid rent receipts
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person who bought a painting and never received it
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caroline blocked her after this
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selling a "vintage" sweatshirt for $150/$170
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except the sweatshirt is actually less than half the price and isn't vintage - the color is actually brand new for 2019
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posting about drinking and doing drugs
Damn, I’m so sad I wasn’t around for her university drama. I love university cow life. Do you know what she majored in?>>862661
Why did she choose that picture?
Is that one of the maids from handmaidens tale? I’m so confused
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selling polaroids for $40
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her followers defending her living in her expensive UWS apartment whilst constantly complaining about how poor she is and how she can't afford rent
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her ex oscar asking her to stop posting about him
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her idol cat marnell calling her out for still using adderall
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says her copied matisse cutouts are sketched and then claims she freehand them
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has zero self awareness
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she also is constantly going on hinge dates and exploiting them on ig. this poor dude
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the fact that she idolizes cat and made this post when she realized she was following her really says a lot about her I think lmao https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Y-o5FBFZS/
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I know the answer is staring me in the face, but I need someone to confirm - this girl seriously cuts designs that aren't even her own out of paper and glues it onto other pieces of paper? And then sells them for over $100? I'd understand more if she were making and printing the paper herself, but as far as I can tell, this is just her profiting off of happy-crafts-time.
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yep and some for $250!
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Caro is the only person in the world to be awkward in middle school. She’s v hot and has a lot of friends now tho so it’s ok!
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You've done gods work op and brought her to the right place.
Also found this pic of her with one of her rebounds and she's talking about how hot he is while all he's doing is placing his dick and balls on her shoulder which is an obvious "suck me off bitch" but she somehow thought it was romantic or charming and worthy of blogging??
She literally has zero self awareness. New fave snowcow.
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Clearly on an adderall or coke binge
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She claims her Matisse cut outs are protected under fair use & a follower calls her out
Can we not with the race talk? If you want to obsess over how Caroline is stealing the spotlight from a deserving WoC astrologist kween or something, you can go to /r/blogsnark>>863059
I doubt she would do sex work. Her mom will continue to pay for her, and she is too lazy to do that ind of work. She is just lucky she is rich and attractive.
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poorly censored naked mirror pic
Anything goes here, and her being a whitegirl privilege artist is totally relevant. No woc going this batshit online would ever garner almost 800k followers and a Cambridge degree. Go wk whites somewhere else, like reddit maybe.
Also, sage your autism.(racebaiting)
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also another thing: considering she has almost 800k followers her engagement is abysmal. she maxes out at 1.5k likes on insta and usually only a couple dozen comments.
Uh no, I wanted to stop reading the reddit thread because there was too much race talk. Not really sure why everything has to be about race.
She has a lot of followers but not a lot of interaction. Like >>863078
mentioned. So it's not like people are really going crazy after her.
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"I don't use stencils." Yeah, we can tell.
Does she have a new drug narrative? It just seems like she does coke occasionally>>863078
I bet a lot of dead accounts are following her besides bots. She doesn't post stuff relevant to Cambridge anymore.
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Her ex is embarrassed that he dates her
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Also receipts on her being a crackhead at Glossier 1/3
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& her confirmation of what she did
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her being rude at the wing
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And here's the link to her annotated book proposal https://carolinecallowaybookproposal.tumblr.com
Oh nice, I've been looking for a copy of the Glossier story>>863194
Why the fuck would you admit this? That is crazy. Also why the fuck would you buy eighteen lipsticks?
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Who would pay $200 for this?
There are also a lot of bootleg t-shirts and such that have famous art or IP printed on them. The idea of trying to get anyone in trouble for this seems pretty absurd to me. If people want to be idiots and spend hundreds of dollars on Caroline's art, it's their problem.
There's also a ton of Matissee cutout stuff on etsy right now: https://www.etsy.com/search?q=matisse%20cutout
The idea that anyone would buy one of Caroline's "artworks" boggles my mind though. Who the fuck is buying this? Are there girls with super bad taste out their and unlimited pockets?
Caroline's finances are also a mystery to me. I don't think she has unlimited money because she is having so much trouble with rent. I'm willing to guess she could live a comfortable lifestyle in NYC just based on her mom's money alone if she was a little bit more frugal and didn't travel or buy new clothes so much. I'm guessing her rent and other expenses are 4000 per month? So her mom is blowing 50,000 a year? Anyone have any guesses?
lol this makes me want a freckled fox thread here
the mods on blogsnark have gotten so uptight that they ran off their two biggest threads (sarah and emily) it's amazing
sage for ot
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Caro is acting like people bought her cutouts. I wonder how many she actually sold?>>863392
I meant to ask what's the difference legally/morally? Just because Caroline is a shitty artist doesn't make what she's doing immoral imo. If I want to spend $100 on someone's shitty fanart that isn't immoral.
I hate how there is so much morallizing over her actions. Like people complaining that her glamorizing drug use is immoral because it is disrespectful to victims
of drug addiction. Is it extremely stupid, especially at her age? Yes. But people are acting like she has blood on her hands because her underage followers are going to become coke addicts.
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Who would have guessed she is on antidepressants?>>863460
I feel like a lot of the blogsnark crowd is made of people who use or have used ontd. They want to make fun of people but feel virtuous at the same time.
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She posted a screenshot of a private email with her publisher on her insta
>>863462>people complaining that her glamorizing drug use is immoral because it is disrespectful to victims of drug addiction. Is it extremely stupid, especially at her age? Yes. But people are acting like she has blood on her hands because her underage followers are going to become coke addicts.
I'm glad someone else feels this way. This is all I can think when people bring up this angle and pearl clutch about ~*~*influening the children *~*~. It's so tumblr
And not just in relation to this cow.
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so, someone emailed a vice editor about caroline not sending her "bb" to a buyer
She does have nice skin for someone who does uppers, I'll give her that. >>863464
ONTD thread when?>>863515
I don't have Venmo in my country but is it really what you'd use to pay for a good/service instead of like Paypal or through your bank where you have some buyer's protections in place? I would side eye an artist asking me to Venmo them tbh.
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I've personally never heard of using Venmo outside of paying back friends/family for things. I did check out their website and found this though.
I didn't know there were legitimate businesses and merchants who accepted venmo, but I think they're far and few between, and CC definitely does not count as one. She's just another individual. She probably chose venmo knowing there would be little consequence about chargebacks.
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Can’t pay rent but is hiring an assistant …?
Someone did buy the proposal and upload it herehttps://carolinecallowaybookproposal.tumblr.com
The proposal is also super unprofessional.
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This is going to be a trainwreck
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Her ex friend is writing an article about her
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Alina is psycho
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It’s coming out tomorrow apparently. She’s having a meltdown bc she’s realizing she’s gonna get put on blast for being a shitty person I’m guessing.
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Having a meltdown in her stories over her ex-friend…
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Sobbing while “making art”
What is the relationship between CC and Natalie? Apparently Natalie helped CC write her book but they've had a falling out since then? Did Natalie go to Cambridge with her?>>864324
I can't wait haha
She applied multiple times
Caroline was on another podcast, We Met at Acme, a couple of months agohttps://wemetatacme.libsyn.com/episode-70-with-storyteller-caroline-calloway
Here's some details
>Changed her name at age 18 because she wanted to be a writer>Thinks her instagram content is so "weird", "funny", and "vulnerable"; also thinks her posting crying selfies is revolutionary>Tries to explain racism>Her haters are all jealous and sexist>Talks about her adderall addiction and staying awake for three days at a time>Claims she dropped out of the book deal because she couldn't write the pages>Said it was good the New Yorker criticized her for being heteronormative>Says she was a loser in high school>Says her ex boyfriend Oscar was ok with being featured on her instagram because it boosted his self-esteem>Claims she wasn't mad at the people making fun of her for being a scam because she is so "compassionate"
Honestly the more I hear from her the more she pisses me off. She loves being so woke while contributing nothing to society and ripping people off.
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she's so insufferable. I can't wait for the article
her whole 'woe is me, I know I'm a terrible person uwu' attitude is what makes me dislike her even more. that's not taking accountability; that's trying to play victim
. I didn't even know who this girl was before and I'm still trying to understand how she got popular. I hate this word but she really is basic.
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This answers your question
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Posted one of her haters' comments on her grid
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Starting a website. She deleted that bit later
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Caroline got a new assistant and she has a higher instagram engagement
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I think Caroline is going to have a falling out with this assistant very soon out of jealousy
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She made another post about Natalie and posted a picture of her. wtfhttps://www.instagram.com/p/B2M6Ok2B6kt/
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Caroline x plasticnproud crossover
LMFAO. Petty af. "I totally wasn't going to write about Nat even though I've wanted to but now that she's writing about me I'm so glad that the ice is broken!"
I'll wait to see the article but I mean yeah it's also petty of Nat to write about this cow, but to each their own. I guess it'll be entertaining. Caroline is clearly stressed af about the dumb thing.
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Oscar’s new gf started following The Cut recently lol
Lmao its so transparent that she’s trying to guilt Natalie into going easy on her or dropping the article altogether.
I hope she gets dragged.
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Caroline jokes about selling feet pics
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Apparently the article will come out today or tomorrow
omg I was freaking out when I opened the article. thanks so much. The truth is so much jucier than you could imagine
It is so shitty and ridiculous that Caroline thought she could blame this on her adderall addiction.
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this is the part she's upset about, but apparently she hasn't even read the article yet. caption following.
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I feel like a lot of CC snarkers have traumas in their life involving someone similar to Caroline, and they're using her to deal with that. I think that it's worse now that Natalie's essay came out. >>867261
Is this the twitter trending page? That's insane
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A lot of people are actually siding with Caroline in the comments. I guess it was inevitable with this type of honest diary-like narrative. People are mostly mad about Natalie's jealousy and in general "white girls problems"
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Her childhood home that she shows here:https://www.instagram.com/p/B1rzm0wBhYz/
I expected bigger.
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she’s having a mental breakdown!!!!! she’s posted 50 times and counting since the release of the article yesterday. each post has multiple slides.
literally ALL of her followers are telling her to calm down, stop posting and log off but she’s not listening I can’t
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Is this proof that Caroline doesn't have friends? These two girls are her interns. Is no one telling her to stop posting?
Her parents are mentally ill hoarders. The inside of that house is trashed and dirty she showed it in her story on Instagram titled “dad”
I don’t know how they have so much money to support this womanchild when they can’t even take care of themselves or their property. I’m assuming their wealth is inherited, they have good jobs, or both.
The dad’s a hoarder. The mum and dad got divorced years ago.
Dad is a lawyer, mum was a high-level government researcher (she has a Ph. D in public health), but the suggestion is that there’s also some generational wealth on the mum’s side.
She sounds like an extra sweet Alicia Silverstone from Clueless here.
Maybe this is what people mean by her appealing voice? I can imagine
her being pretty hypnotising as a cute rich girl from NYC lovebombing
you with compliments and name dropping Italian aristocracy and telling
tales of Cambridge balls. Too bad she's a garbage human being.
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when it rains it pours
It's always fucked to lose a loved one in my book. You are right though they are going to have to clean up his hoard, but there are a million things he could've been worst than a hoarder, not to WK.
Maybe they'll donate or sell whatever they can.
something about all this just doesn’t seem right… tin foil but a huge part of me thinks she loves all the attention regardless if it’s good or bad. she claims she wants to be as transparent as possible but it’s like a desperate “look at me and pity me” party at this point. who reacts this way when their FATHER just passed away? she just won’t stop posting and it’s CRINGEWORTHY.
sage for the rant
She’s his only close relative as fast as she’s said. He has cousins who live in Nebraska that she visited a couple of years ago and did Instagram stories with.
This is really sad, and the timing is so awful, but she needs to get off Instagram.
You've never seen a really bad case of hoarding. I knew a case where the whole house was a mold and pest infested hellhole. The relatives were forced to knock down the building with a company specializing in contaminated waste removal. It was really, really disgusting and expensive.
How do we know there is inheritance? Is there any proof?>>867917
I'm going to piss my pants laughing if you turn out to be right.
YES!!! I was thinking this exactly!!!! How convenient that TWO days after she’s exposed her father mysteriously passes away hmmmm.
Heart goes out to her if it’s true, but how does she expect anyone to believe her when she’s lied about so much?
One of his Nebraska cousins posted on Twitter.
Even if the house is a teardown, the land has to be worth quite a bit given real estate prices in the Virginia suburbs of Washington DC.
>>867926>How do we know there is inheritance? Is there any proof?
No, but it's a reasonable guess because her dad was a lawyer and she's an only child. >>867988>Even if the house is a teardown, the land has to be worth quite a bit given real estate prices in the Virginia suburbs of Washington DC.
That's a good point.>>867754
That really sucks for her. I hope what's been happening is a wakeup call for her to go offline for a while and stop having a public internet persona. But she might be too addicted.
Her mom should also have a wakeup call about how spoiling her daughter
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This is what passes for news these days? She's barely an influencer
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Natalie gave an interview to the nytimeshttps://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/12/style/caroline-calloway-interview-natalie-beach.html
I don't blame Natalie trying to hitch her star onto Caroline's wagon. Nor do I blame her for being mad that Caro's book deal didn't work out. I would be fucking pissed if I wrote a third of a book for an existing book deal and nothing came out of it. Caroline should have just shut up and taken the money. She could probably have written another book later.
Nah, the “lost it in the depression” was the maternal grandfather’s family (and he had a very high up job in the government overseeing atomic energy research, then founded two companies after his retirement from the govt).
The grandmother’s family business went bankrupt in the 1950s, but she still had some family money. Let’s not overlook the million-dollar painting she forgot about and then found in the local museum’s storage:https://www.heraldtribune.com/article/LK/20041115/News/605235496/SH/
>>868355>Her husband was given only months to live (Caroline’s stepdad). I don’t know why people expect her to be policing her idiot daughter’s Internet antics while her husband is dying.
Caroline's biological dad died right? And her stepdad is dying? That sucks
I don't think Cathy (Caroline's mom) is going to monitor every little detail of Caroline's life. But it doesn't take a lot to see that Caroline is not doing well. And it should be obvious to Cathy that Caroline is taking thousands in rent money every month and contributing nothing to her own life.
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I checked Caro's ig wondering if she was going to stop posting. Lucky for us, she's back to normal and posting thirst traps like everything is ok. I have a feeling her story is only going to keep getting crazier from here.
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Here's one thing I hate about Caroline. She has one normal working day and acts like it's such a struggle. Bitch this is something the vast majority of people have to deal with every day.
Nah, there's no way Glossier would sponsor her. She tried to return 18 used lipsticks >>863190
She tags brands a lot to seem like she has sponsorship. But really she hasn't had a sponsorship in years iirc
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Anon you unearthed a gem. Holy shit that's a ton of money the heirs including Caroline received. Screenshot from Sotheby's
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The Herald Tribune article explicitly says all the money will go to the 10 heirs. Even after deducting the auction fees Caroline should have received around $100,000.>still sells Matisse cutouts for $140
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Has she made her dad's name public before? I assume so? I'm new to CC though, so this is the first I'm seeing of it. There's a lot you can find on Google with his name though, and I even found what is (probably an old) phone number of Caroline's.
I'm really unimpressed by the name reveal of the ~boy she lost her virginity to~ and his dad. Totally unnecessary.
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I’m a recovering adderall addict but pls give me other drugs
She's tying to humblebrag so hard about her dad going to Harvard even though she wanted nothing to do with him before his death. >>868671
Why would you post about doing drugs on your ig? Especially at age 28. She is really spiraling and needs to stop. I have nothing against drug use but this isn't the right way to deal with your father's funeral.
Also before Natalie's article, I thought CC exaggerated her adderall use so she could be more sympathetic/cool. But I feel like she isn't someone who can be trusted around substances
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I can't believe an actual art history PhD would be a fan
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I can't believe she is 28 she's cringier than most 14 year olds.
Jfc even mainstream media are wk'ing her.https://www.vox.com/first-person/2019/9/12/20862557/caroline-calloway-authentic
"When we vilify women like Delvey, Holmes, or Calloway for lacking authenticity, perhaps what we are really raging about is the desire for a world where women have permission to live more authentically. Wouldn’t it be wild if we were suddenly allowed to be unpretty, unglamorous, not-rich — in short, imperfect — and still be deemed interesting enough to read about?"
wtf. she's not a martyr. (Tinfoil: this was written by a friend of Caro).
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cow crossover soon kek
Here are another twitter threads I found about her that you guys might find interesting. Kinda long and milky. There is also a post about her posting nudes of her ex boyfriend and her own nudes in the thread, yikes. Enjoy and read them all if you have the time!
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Her date with a phd candidate lol. Also no one pays to get a phd caroline
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Caroline crashed a Harvard Lampoo party. It must have been awkward as fuck for these people to have some random grown-ass woman at their party. She also complained that there were no drugs there.
If she wants to do drugs with strangers so badly, why doesn't she go to Bonnaroo or another music festival again? Although when she went to Bonnaroo for the only time, she claimed she refused to do the molly she was offered. kek
University dudes are infamously rape-shy, even asexual
Though if anything happened to her it would just be considered "content" for her amazing Instagram account
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I can’t believe she has the nerve to charge that much for art that looks so poorly done…the cuts in the paper look rushed and uneven.
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Anthony Fontano voice: it’s not good
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>>869583>three purposeful, almost imperceptible tears
There's a fourth one under the boob right there, you bint. Didn’t notice? Purposeful my ass.
My god, she’s so infuriating, trying to pass her sloppiness as artistry. It’s a fucking 15-minute paper cutout, not oil landscape. If you fuck it up you can easily do it again.
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Caroline is so brave as a rich white woman to commit fraud and steal from people.
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Caroline is going to launch a website. But who is buying her art?
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she is so creepy, oh my god.
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People are buying this shit? Why? You can buy the same thing from etsy for $20 and in better quality.
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Why she didn't think of that sooner is a mystery. Pic related is one of her tittay art that someone bought. Found it on twitter.
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It's just my thought on her flaunting the shipping tubes she bought recently to make sure all the "paintings" are received in good condition. Meanwhile the people who bought it before that insta post got no shipping tubes and received it in awful condition as the pic >>869934
This is what the buyer thought of her "painting". The "painting" sucks with/without a shipping tube anyway.
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What the hell
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Caroline literally acts like a cringey fourteen year old in every way possible, how does she have fans who are actual adult women who have been following her all these years? This caption is so fucking embarrassing, the post was just screenshots of a Taylor swift interview?
the air of desperation that just wafts from this bitch is almost unprecedented
like it hurts me
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Caroline brings a tree into her house and is shocked that it dies after not taking care of it properly
Stole someone's healthy tree off of a stoop/ store front just to kill it.
She has other plants outside her window, she kept this one inside so the person she ganked it from wouldn't see it.
It's mostly because she's bringing in the clicks right now, not for any real interest in defending her.
It's going to be funny when she's too lazy to capitalize on this sudden interest.
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“That’s right. Hollywood is loosing its goddamn mind for this story. I’ve always wanted a movie to be made about my life and now that very well may happen.”
peak narcissism or what
lmfao this bitch. i shouldn't be surprised by this point but it's really something how delusional and self obsessed she is
like the only reason anyone gives a fuck is because the world loves schadenfreude, she was pretty boring before this from the looks of it.
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This just in - a bland picture in a cut-off peasant blouse with an out of focus Cambridge in the background is art.
Do you suppose the thing with the art society is real? Maybe they're doing something on fraudulent misuse of the works of Henri Matisse?
Probably a real event…but also probably not as big of a deal as she wants people to think it is. More like "lol let's invite that wacko and see if she takes the bait" instead of "all expenses paid VIP trip to the UK." I can't wait to see her ludicrous posts when/if it happens.
Caro is loving all this, though. She's definitely milking it for her last gasps at "relevance." Still, sad to see how the world enables her sad little dreams.
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just posted, seems like we’re not the only ones who think this kek
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comments on the actual post
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Bruh the screenshot was literally linked in the thread description on blogsnark, did you even try
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Screencapped this earlier, should've got the others as they are now blocked/deleted.
People saying that there should be some
record of his death, even just to say "pending:" that people don't die without record. And that they live in the same area and normally there would be some news coverage of something like this, especially with the "celebrity" connection.
Tinfoil: her dad saw all the nonsense she was posting online and cut ties, she is very literal with "you're dead to me" response, proceeds to announce his death in grisly detail to her 20k real followers.
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Caroline's new post talks about having sex on shrooms
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Meanwhile at blogsnark people are tripping over themselves to show that they are bigger partiers than Caro. Apparently there's a right and wrong way to use shrooms
jesus this is just beyond the pale >>871733
i really fucking hate blogsnark a lot of the time. like god damn they're almost all as annoying as the people i come there to talk shit about
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Caroline becomes vegan.
Btw, trashisfortossers is Caroline's rich "activist" zero waste influencer friendhttps://www.instagram.com/p/B2zoDfqBjvC/
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Somehow a 42 year old woman finds Caroline inspiring when Caro hasn't worked a day in her life
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The buzzfeed interview is out and I cannot believe how fucking tone deaf Caroline is. Gain some actual perspective and stop acting like a 15 year old? She really does think she’s absolutely persecuted for having followers on Instagram.
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From the buzzfeed article. Dont bother, it's mostly revisiting things we already know, caroline barely has any new things to say.
>>873062>I worked very hard to craft a writing voice that is so easy to swallow>I make stuff that is deceptively smart, that is emotionally addictive
my eyeballs detached from rolling them so hard. how can a hag like her not have an ounce of self awareness?
she’s really out there like she’s the Shakespeare of Instagram, when her writing is just vapid schlock from a self-obsessed spoiled druggie who thinks she’s pretty deep while possessing the emotional intelligence of a kiddie pool.
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SURE, Jan. Like that happened.
More like “No one messaged me to buy my horrendous “art” so I’ll say I declined the messages so I can shamelessly repost”
And you can only “decline” messages that come up as a request? And for that to happen, the original account has to be turned to private. I doubt, if anyone messaged her at all, that every single person who wanted to purchase her art had a private Instagram. Nice try. Better luck next time.
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sage for samefag but she’s already being called out by vegans because she’s too lazy to actually research what shes eating. another person messaged her saying that “most Indian foods have cream” so her first meal being vegan literally wasn’t vegan.. at all..
Now The Atlantic has its own "think piece" on Caro. https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/09/i-get-caroline-calloway/598918/
TLDR: Her haters are "toads," Caro is a beautiful faerie, and she is just too incompetent/fragile to be a real scammer. (Tell that to the people who buy her "art" or go to her "events.")
Why hasn't Caroline been cancelled yet? As much as I hate cancel culture, Caro is one person who totally deserves it
Caroline is going on red scare pod. Not really sure what the podcast is about. Seems like some literal champagne socialists who are the female version of chapo trap house. Seems like the rich support their own, I guess.>>873746
Is this author seriously? I really hope it's just clickbait. It's so dumb I don't want to read the article.
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Last night Red Scare was a fucking Trainwreck apparently, can’t wait for the recording.
Also, she looks pretty chunky for a girl that does Pilates and Spin everyday and only eats a salad and a croissant a day
they are assimilated russian immigrants from middle class families, i dunno if either of them are that attractive. i've listened to some of the podcasts, sometimes it's funny (like the last one where they dragged natalie beach) but mostly it's very hipster dated nihilistic and dasha (the actress) is clearly only there to be a hypeman to anna. they take a lot of "reactionary" positions to triggered
lefty elitists for clout and it gets old and ultimately kind of lame. but anne seems smart so idk
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These are especially disturbing. I’m new to CC so I can’t tell if she’s having a nervous breakdown or she’s just like this regularly
I feel terrible for her father. Shamed in life by his family and shamed in death. She goes into detail about how he didn't change his sheets for years but her mother says he changed them before committing suicide. Probably because Caroline brought it up last time she was over. He wanted some dignity. She won't allow him that.
She posted all of these lovely pictures of him and the captions are all gruesome. No glowing memories of her childhood. Just the things she's currently observing and how it makes her feel right now.
If she were a better writer I would assume that she's implying that he became despondent after she and her mother left. Everything was left exactly how it was in her memory. He only ate, shit, and slept for years. Since she was 6. I doubt this.
Her dad was a compulsive hoarder apparently. I wouldn't be surprised if Caroline inherited those same tendencies. >>874433
It's not so easy to send someone to a mental institution against their will in the US. Caro's dad did have money of his own and chose not to go, so I doubt he would have agreed to that. A lack of money wasn't the problem for him. I do think it's sad the way he ended up but I'm not sure what anyone else could have done.
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Caroline and Natalie are going to meet soon. I wonder what Natalie would get out of meeting Caro
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Evidently that got cancelled. Natalie flew east lol.
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Caroline is always telling about the guy she fucks
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CC just went from 800k to less than 750k? Fake follower purge?
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I guess Caro really does have a new boytoy
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Here's a recap of Caroline's lovers that I'm archiving here. The original post was deleted on reddit for some reason. Maybe for "doxxing".
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Apparently the current guy she is with in Joshua Tree is the model from NYC according to this poster:
>The crush/lover is a man she met in NYC last month. They went on a date together and he told her up front that he’s moving to Colorado to work on some business he and his “brilliant philosopher” friend are starting up. She blasted his crotch shots and his Instagram on her stories the night they met up, he found out, he told her to take that shit down. She did. They kept hooking up for two weeks before he moved to CO. They were supposed to take a road trip around Big Sur together but of course that was never a real thing that was going to happen. YES the man in the Joshua tree post is in fact the same male model…he has very distinct, floppy hair.
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She already broke up with her model bohfriend. Who was not okay with her posting about him but compromised (or as she put it "changed his mind" as if he was admitting he was wrong) with these boundaries. She's already broken a ton
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Caroline’s male model. According to the comments his followers seem bought so I’m surprised he isn’t trying to cash in on her, but her posts make it sound like he’s using her without the public shame of being talked about on her page
ngl he has gorg eyes
sage for noncontrib
you can't just say sage. You need to type it in the email field. jesus.>>876503
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Judging by his page “model” seems very generous
Also she’s dropped 20k followers today and this yesterday.
Lurked his IG and he looks average as fuck. I'd even say kind of below average. He looks malnourished and greasy.
He was in London not that long ago at some chicks graduation but from what I found on Google he went to Sarah Lawrence and played on the soccer team. He was born in Pennsylvania.https://gogryphons.com/roster.aspx?rp_id=3316
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These are from sassyblackdiva twt
This screams Twilight fan fiction or /r/thathappened
Either way, bad writing and narcissism.
Why…why would someone Tweet this
If she said yes this person would have a whole 15 Tweet thread about it based on the fact she thought that exchange alone was was worth posting, leave that nonsense to CC. nobody cares
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Caroline did a collaboration with another artist and is selling some paintings for $400
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I can’t believe this ugly thing is 400 dollars
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Apparently over 20 people wanted to buy these ugly paintings
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CC claims she is getting a tv show
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Do people even care anymore? She can’t even crack 800k even after the scam thing and the Natalie article.
Also I don’t understand this no hair washing thing
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Oh god the Bbs look even worse in real life
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Caroline thinks she invented the idea of images being in a grid. She also thinks hse deserves to be a speaker at her alma mater Philips Exeter.
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Why does she have a lump of candlewax sitting in the middle of her floor?
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Caroline is going to write a new piece lol
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At first i thought the photo was pixely but thats how bad she cuts these…
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what the fuck
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not a nude, she is only half naked
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gosh stop milking pop's suicide for attention, cringe
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stop objectifying yourself if you don't like it, attention whore
she also IGed that the football game was interrupted by students “protesting for climate change.”
she is the dumbest pickme
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Has anyone seen CC's new site?https://carolinecalloway.com/
She's claiming to be publishing a new book soon. lmao
oh yeah, the age old trick of releasing a book or song with the title of your personal wrongdoings in order to obfuscate information about you being a terrible person.
too bad this site exists, eh caroline?
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These were all the same, who the he is buying this
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Carline is posting unflattering pictures of Natalie
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She's trying to make her article look like a copy of Natalie's Cut article
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To "apologize" for the low word count of her rebuttal article, Caro posted some nudes on twitter
>>953009>posting her tits for her mostly female audience
Just investigated and she has pinned
this boring photo of her tits. One day she will regain her sanity and regret all her choices, but it's evidently not going to be soon.
I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder but I really believe most people think Caroline is more attractive than Natalie. I think Natalie isn't as attractive as most of the cows on this website who get dragged for their looks.
Natalie has a public ig these days. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post it or pictures of her from there, but you can google it easily. Currently, with her hair cropped short, I think she looks like a dumpier version of Lena Dunham in the photo she chooses to publish. But she married rich to a nice looking guy and is a successful writer in LA, so looks aren't everything.
If Caro wasn't objectively attractive she never would have been "famous" in the first place. Her claim to "fame" is posting pics on ig. Not really a platform in which unattractive people succeed at.
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Caroline posting nude with her new kitties
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Caro put up a list of guys she fucked on twitter
She really just loves attention. Her comeback at Natalie went unnoticed so had to get “positive” reinforcement; in her mind.
Mediocre pathetic tits in ours.
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Now she just posted another image of her nipple
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Here are some receipts that are somehow supposed to make Natalie look bad
Honestly I find Natalie to be roughly as detestable as Caroline is. Natalie is a(n at least somewhat) compelling writer, and this was just an effective means to get more eyes on her writing. She doesn't owe any allegiance to Caroline or anything, but she's trying to paint herself as the people's champion, someone who has quietly suffered for too long, and now has to speak up due to some noble, moral duty. But the reality is, she's bitter about having played second fiddle to a bad friend in college, and saw an opportunity to steal back the professional boost she feels entitled to from back then.
Caroline has been flailing in public for years, desperately grasping at any opportunity for relevance; Natalie made a surgical move to capitalize on the popularity of her former associate who is clearly melting down.
Also there was some weird ambiguity in Natalie's piece that caught me off guard. Though I am not the one who gets paid to write, so maybe I'm the idiot.
I mean Natalie also supposedly sold the rights to this story to a Hollywood production studio. The tone of her piece wasn't overly critical, but that was definitely calculated. People would rather to business with the triumphant, yet respectful, 'abuse survivor,' rather than the 'abuser.'
After reading Caroline's meandering reply essay, I am honestly starting to lose interest in all of this. This is two affluent, successful, well educated, white girls pretending like either of them had anything worth overcoming. They had a shitty friendship and are both trying to spin that bland story into "art"/money/a career. I guess you just have to work with what you have?
Haven't read it yet, but from the chatter on /r/smolbeansnark it sounds like there is some amateurish reliance on adverbs to look forward to (particularly, 'icily,' apparently.)>>955769
I'm sure she'll be involved in the production of the Ryan Murphy/Netflix thing, if that's true, so it's hardly moving on. And even if she doesn't, this move would boost her existing career, as intended.
Its unedited typo filled stream of consciousness rambling as expected. Not worse than a teens self insert fanfiction as she admits. I thought it was most interesting that she believes Natalie was somehow wrong to judge her. She mentions that she treated Natalie like a piece of shit, and it's obvious that the 'bff' feelings were one-sided right after she transferred to Cambridge.
Its weird that shes aware that she is a narcissist and took full advantage, but doesn't get that an "im Soo sorry!" email isn't good enough to make up for any of it. Natalie didn't mention the breakup emails or CCs recovery because it wasn't part of their past story.
Yeah, her 'strongest point' against Natalie seems to be that Natalie avoided using the word, "addict," in her essay. It was very clear to any sane reader that's what Caroline was: the images of hidden shells of emptied out capsules, the XR beads rolling everywhere, etc. Caroline wants everyone to believe that this was deliberately downplayed in order to paint her as a 2-D cartoon villain, that would be easily hated by the readers, and thus make Natalie's apparent restraint all the more heroic (and make the piece more marketable.)
She seems to think that her status as, "Addict," absolves her of any wrongdoing. She pulls the classic move of saying, 'there is no excuse for my actions,' and, 'I take full responsibility,' yet she gives endless excuses, and avoids taking responsibility the whole time. I do believe that her being spun halfway to fuck for years affected her decision making, but she's refusing to acknowledge it was still her acting on those decisions. She thinks it was Addict Caroline who hurt people, and how that the Real Caroline has gotten clean, and apologized, anyone who doesn't forgive her is the one being cruel and unreasonable.
I actually do think that Caroline is a decent writer, but the idea that you have to go off and be a swashbuckler to be a writer is naive. It's really the depth of the experiences, and of the person experiencing them, that makes a story compelling.
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Is Caro going to set up an Only Fans?
Looks like she did make one after all for $50 a month.
Hope Caroline's mom is happy with investing hundreds of thousands on her education for her daughter to end up as a camgirl.
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Desperately sending texts to Natalie to get her attention much?
Caroline went ahead and posted another part of her aticle, this time centered on her dad's suicidehttps://imgur.com/a/U5sJ4bP
Usually I don't get too worked out about what she does, but using her dad's suicide to g
what does this even have to do with countering Natalie's piece anymore? i like to point and laugh at this mess as much as the next person, but this i admit gets to me a little. exploiting her father's profound illness and death to further her (poorly written) self-obsessed, self-pitying narrative where she should be absolved of any responsibility for her shitty personality and actions is fucking vile.
sage for no contribution other than my bitterness.
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Oh my god shut up you vapid self obsessed cunt
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She was begging people to comment on the post in her stories to create the illusion that anyone gives a damn
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Is Caroline becoming completely delusional? She's almost thirty…
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Someone on Twitter has a thread going compiling all her narcissistic batshittery. She seems to be be actually threatening her followers and friends in Stories. Absolutely deranged. https://twitter.com/jayratsbynyc/status/1251577955932831746
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her ass is so… weird… not sure if it's an editing fail or that's how it is
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she looks the worst she's ever looked tbh, she used to have nice skin but now it's so crusty, textured and frankly old, like suddenly the sun damage caught up to her. Her hair is greasy and unbrushed. She thinks she can rock this "unbothered unintended natural beauty" look, but not anymore.
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This is how she showed up looking to that photo shoot, why even have one or post this photo? She must not have a clear mind idk
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Loads of her fans are encouraging this somehow
So she's going to her porn platform to suck on a lollipop and talk about if sexualizing children is "amoral"? Fucking insane levels of classy
The books protagonist is literally supposed to be "an unreliable narrator" and "Lolita" in the story purposely has no narrative so that the narrator can strip her of her actual name and project his own desires onto her causing him to not see her as a human being but as an object of his affections. Not some cute lovestory between and older man and a younger girl.
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after sexualizing a bunch more underage literary figures like Lux Lisbon on her onlyfans, she’s now dating a 20yo eboy and true to form already sperging about people commenting on the age difference
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I wanted to share this here since I don't think it has been yet and it's a little hard to find. This account has caps of all her close friends stories.
When I found them back in May they were commenting on many of Caro's posts (looks like those were since deleted), mocking her/promoting their account (not necessarily explicitly but with the username @carolinecallowayclosefriends any comment is kind of a promo). At the time comments were theorizing that Caro wasn't blocking them just so she could see their followers list and block users who followed them. Lots of people in the comments on @carolinecallowayclosefriends said they were blocked by her after following.
The hilarious part is that shortly after the account came to her attention and she realized she was being called out for posting such shit, infrequent content for people who were PAYING her, she began trying to do damage control by actually starting to post at a frequency you would expect. The close friends IG has about ~25ish posts between August, when Caro started, and mid-May. She made this salty ass post (pictured) on May 16th, and suddenly there's almost as many posts in the month from then till now as there were for the uhh… almost 10 months she's been running this racket. I wonder how many people were subscribed?
They also have I am Caroline Calloway pts 1 and 2 if the imgur links ever stop working. Caro might still be blocking people who follow the account so be careful if you care about that sort of thing.
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Samefag but the recent close friends stories are unhinged af and as low effort as you would imagine. Some of them, especially this one, kinda push me a little more towards believing the tinfoil that's been discussed on smolbeansnark and IG that she's just wasted all the time at her grandma's condo. I mean wtf even is this?
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You would agree, Caroline Calloway
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You can literally see the cat hair on the bottle… then there’s the packaging for the snake oil that she’s selling for nearly $250!
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So she’s in a movie now? With Dylan O’Brien and Zoey Deutch? Will they be making fun of her oooorrrr are they so nice they might actually respect this cow
the movie is about a girl who puts her life in danger to get clout as an influencer
Caroline is doing a cameo as herself
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Context: she did a reading in nyc…her reading was about a specific man…this man came to the reading and allegedly “stood in the front row to intimidate” our dear Caroline. She claims he was “inches from” her face until she spoke HER line …”cruelty isn’t cool. Bad behavior doesn’t make you an edge lord.”…she went on to talk about how he looked nauseous and immediately left the front row. Then he posts this on his story and she sperged online for days about his misogynism. No doubt he’s gross too. I have his @ but don’t know if that’s against the rues.
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The floors in question