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No. 927531

No one in the altcows thread(s) wants to discuss these two boring, do-nothing tater tots anymore, so please bring your autism and nitpicking here so that we can move on and discuss other more interesting cows.


Basics for newfags:

>privileged poseurs who profit off of their “goth” image for other wannabes

>have no interest in goth culture or music except for the clout and freebies they get from it

>fanbase consists of tweens and normcore hot topic types with low expectations and no taste

>continually getting called out by eldergoths for their lack of interest

>cannot handle the criticism so avoid the community at all costs

>both are extremely lazy, do nothing, complain about everything, refuse to change, hoard their hauls, stuff themselves with shit food

>rinse and repeat ad infinitum

>kaya struggles with her weight and bad skin, but cannot (or will not) make any effort to change her lifestyle in an attempt to get better

>has blamed everyone and everything under the sun for her issues but never looks to herself as the cause of her problems

>jake on the other hand seems completely uninterested and invests more time in his “snaccs” than he does his partner

>has slowly evolved from musty chav scene boi to Jared Leto’s Joker/Marilyn Manson nightmare clown to appeal to his emo fangirls

>both ebeg nonstop to their goofy fans about how they are supposedly struggling to make ends meet every month so they can get more free Killstar, subscription boxes, and eat out all the time

>claim they are planning on moving to barcelona at some point in the future, but seem to be incapable of actually making shit happen reasonably like everything else in their lives

>their reasoning for wanting to move to spain? belfast isn’t “goff” enough for them (aka, nobody wants to talk to them)

>as of late they are still at it with their laziness, complaining, binging, whining, and doing absolutely nothing, which is why we are here

>current offerings: peak goth content of Sims and pokefag gameplays, more fucking unboxing and killstar hauls, and tiktok reactions




Apologies if I missed anything. I just wanted to get this thread up as soon as possible.

No. 927579

thanks OP, I think I'll enjoy this thread and the people who hate hearing about them in the altcows general will be relieved.

I would have also mentioned the immature way Kaya is with dealing with people, how she ghosted Avelina when they had disagreements about the handbag, and how she handled the situation with Angela.

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this is a nitpick why is there a door knock under her lips/on her chin lmao

No. 927819

Maybe someone will find this thread and have the screen caps from when kaya was on PULL calling everyone fat and disgusting

No. 927831

unfortunately I doubt it. There were people on the ooold Altcow threads who had seen them but no one has screen caps. The closest thing i've seen is on her tumblr blog, she was laughing at some crazy fan calling her ex's girlfriend fat and disgusting

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Burns victim

No. 929506

So many people I hate in one picture. Are they making another collab or something?

Haha, new thread pic.

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Tinfoil dumb speculation but I am beginning to wonder if they are trying to move to the US instead of Spain. Or is it because the majority of their fans are Amerifags? I am just curious as to why she fawns over the States like it is some wonderland here.

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Joann Fabrics is struggling here and their stuff is mostly shitty craft project tier fabric for grannies.

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There are other tweets like this but I don’t want to sperg since it is just curiosity/speculation.

No. 929601

In MAG they use to shit talk the US, especially Jake did. And when they went to LA Jake would make passive aggreasive comments about the US basically being inferior. But then they also talked about wanting to move to LA. So it's possible.

No. 929691

Seems unlikely they're moving. They are probably going on holiday there again

No. 929704

They could never move to the US as you need a company to sponsor you, which they could not get being lazy and "self employed"

No. 929787


Makes sense.


They’re not from an undesirable country so they would be considered faster than someone from some place in Buttfuckistan. But then again, they don’t work traditional jobs and aren’t highly educated. Who knows.

No. 929792

Moving to Spain they go back out next month looking for place Jake saide it on YouTube live .also he says be living there full time by end of may .

No. 929895

I wonder if they're still friends with sophie/peachmilkytea.

No. 929975

I always got the impression Kaya was mega jealous of Sophie moving to Japan and being a fulltime model (and having a successful Patreon). I think in 2017/2018 when Sophie came back to Ireland for Christmas she visited Jake and Kaya (they posted a picture on insta together), but I haven't seen any interaction between them since.

No. 930013

Cue the inevitable GoFundMe to "get us to Spain"!

No. 930079


They would NOT be considered as you NEED a company to sponsor you. It has nothing to do with where you are from.

No. 930117


Ok, I understand anon, I didn't mean to offend you.

No. 930130

Self employment in Spain is a nightmare when it comes to taxes, they are pretty fucked if they move. One of the most expensive countries when it comes to self employment, it's a flat rate, doesn't matter how little you make. Not that they look this shit up, they think it's a wonderland more than they think the States are, they're in for a surprise if they move without research.

No. 930141


Lol they really would be begging if they moved to Spain.

I kind of wonder if they’ll go for a year or two, and then end up back in the UK when it doesn’t magically change their lives like they seem to think will happen.

No. 930156

Jake has open bank account there .they both not going work there he says that YouTube and patreon and live streaming will be keeping them out there …and cat is going to .

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No. 930172

Ha! I wonder how long till we a see something about them needing to move back because they’re broke. Though, they’re that lazy they probably think opening a bank account is all you need to move over

No. 930291

fucking lol, they shouldn't even have the gaming patreon up any more and i don't know how much they're making through their personal ones but i don't see it being enough to live in another country without having a more steady income.

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No. 931000

i think he meant to say "learn to drive" but i'm glad you posted this. he went on a rambling tangent in his latest grwm video about going to that dir en grey concert in london and feeling "left out" of a convo two ppl were having b/c they were speaking japanese. he even pointed out multiple times it was a specific dialect, and then some girl joined in and it made him big mad to talk about it that much.

anyway, he said that he didn't see a point in learning the language b/c it was expensive to travel to japan blah blah wah wah. like that's how into himself he is.

oh, and also kyo "looked at him" during the concert b/c he was dressed up or whatever, such a delusional twat.

No. 931398

Jakes has mistaken his lipstick for dinner. He's a mess. Who are the other people?

No. 931432

I dont know who the person on the far right is, but the bald guy is Roly. He has a channel about piercings and collabed with Kaya once. He is obnoxious af.

No. 931486

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The other person is someone named Luxeria, apparently https://instagram.com/xxluxeria?igshid=1hfh8wi9qtln4

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No. 931829

Kaya's new video where they go to the museum of oddities.

Was actually not terrible, except the first 2 minutes is just Roly scream laughing for no apparent reason and just being kind of obnoxious throughout the video.

No. 931973

Roly who formerly made a big deal out of being "non binary" is now back to being just a screaming, attention whore gay man.Roly's annoying behaviour could probably turn even a hardcore SWJ homophobic.
Sucks that people like him often are chosen to represent "the community" when most of us(yes including so called fems/queens)are quietly getting on with life rather than shieking our way thru it, demanding attention 24/7 and reinforcing negative 1950s stereotypes along the way.

Sadly as far as British "alt" you tubers go he is pretty popular, three guesses why Kaya has decided to link her failing channel with his?

Roly no more represents the LGBT community than Kaya and Jack are representative of the Gothic community.

Agreed that the actual footage of the Viktor Wynd museum in London was fairly interesting. First few minutes of the video definitely needed to be edited out.

No. 932010

Luxeria used to be Michael James, an alt beauty youtuber. She used to identify as cis femme gay but transitioned after being stabbed in the dick at night by a rando. Afaik her channel was fucked by the algorithm because she stopped posting regularly after she started studying chemistry.

No. 932176

Stabbed in the dick? That's utterly horrifying

No. 932212

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Goth icons.

No. 932420

Sadly it is always the ones who fit the stereotype of x thing that gain popularity

Roly - over the top, flamboyant "gay" stereotype = well liked

TT / IBF = over the top, fashion gofficksss that make goth fashion look like a costume = popular

they are popular because that is what most people think of when they consider gays/goths/anything else you can think of

No. 932681

they look ridiculous with their matching latex necks to try and make their faces look slimmer. the way kaya has it is especially funny b/c there's all this open skin.

fake finally uploaded his 'vlog' footage from barcelona. apparently he thought he looked bad [heavy] in it but it's just really boring. all the sites that are they they could've visited and talked about but we just get him blah blahing about idk what with the latex neck that look so stupid b/c it stops in the back.

i like how they were complaining about walking so much when they're just visiting, imagine how much they'll do it when living there and just being homebodies like now.

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A true natural beauty. I can totally see now why people mistake her for trans.

No. 932726

Kaya's new video is basically her moaning about having no friends and ends with "don't be cunts to new goths because they don't listen to goth music". So basically they aren't goths? Is she that stupid or she just doesn't hear herself?

No. 932738

Yeah where did her friends go?
Peach milky, the people she started hanging out with after Fake's rip off Manson video…

Anons in the alt cow general speculated the twosome drive them away with their big headed and poseur attitude, so kaya tacking on the part about being a goth and not liking the music to this not-having-friends video is interesting.

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I know this is probably obvious but I just now realized why Kaya and Jake paint their necks black.
it's because it hides their hanging double chins and gives the illusion they have strong jaw bones.
they'd rather paint shit over their bodies everyday than lose some weight

No. 932752


Yet it just makes her head look like an egg sitting in an eggcup

No. 932753

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If you read the comments it's a bunch of morons whining that being told you aren't goth if you don't listen to goth music is bullying

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No. 932764


It's like her lifeforce is asspats and circlejerking. This is a grown woman, how is she not embaressed by her life? Wear whatever clothes you want, listen to what you want. Who the hell spends all thier time bitching over other goffs (literally strangers) not accepting them? It baffles me how someone in thier 20s could have nothing beneath the surface of piercings and killstar clothes. Does anyone know if youtube is thier main income? Im so confused how they can pay rent and holiday and eat out all the time.

No. 932765


I don't get why they act like looking goth is some VIP club. Its really sad.

No. 932801

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Kaya makes up issues because her life is so boring.
she needs to get out into the world and get a job or at the least, move to Barcelona and get on with her life there.

crying because people on facebook don't think you're a goth is such a non-issue and she's so privileged that that's all she has to worry about.
she gets everything handed to her for free and still she finds things to cry about! I'm so sick of her

No. 932824

I dont think she looks trans, but the way she does her hair and makeup do her 0 favors. Two side shaves? Really?

No. 932840

No. 932848


Lmao there’s the “goth is a state of mind” argument again.

No. 932849

Yeah Jake's video was literally 17 minutes of them whining about waking, moaning about being tired and complaining about it being too bright, mixed with seemingly endless clips of them eating in drinking in different restaurants. Any actual interesting parts of Barcelona were skipped past and instead we saw shots of stuff they just wanted to buy instead.

No. 932851

They keep saying the weather and food are more agreeable in Barcelona, and I can see the point of the food but it's not like either of them will be setting foot outdoors regularly.
Their finances are a mystery to me.

No. 932853


She doesn't even have tits hahaha, shes just a potato shape

No. 932909

Kaya's latest video is woefully pathetic even by her own standards. It's 20 minutes of her whinging that she doesn't feel ~safe~ in the goth scene because everyone can see straight through her bullshit.

Including this pic as a receipt because she keeps mentioning a music Q&A video, and you just know she'll make a transparent attempt to pretend to like Christian Death (this is assuming she actually gets around to making the video, of course).

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No. 932924

They really just need to be themselves and not spend so much time worrying about how goth or not they are.

No one is forcing them to ingratiate with people who don’t accept them.

They should know people will be critical of them because they profit from their aesthetic.

No. 933024

She said yes to "had sex in a cemetery"

With who, because Fake doesn't sound like the adventurous type. (And that would be ironic because of the attention seeing things he does but these things cement him as being dull - he can't get attention by being himself.)

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No. 933112

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No. 933113

He is sooo stubby and chunky lol

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No. 933117

I'm sure she said years ago she lost her virginity when she was like 13 so who knows

No. 933134

One of my favourite things to hate about Jake is that he is such a taurus. Maybe just vain but he's stocky and such he just screams Taurus if you're into that shit.

Kaya and him need some soul fulfilling hobbies that has nothing to do with ashethetics. Even a drug addiction could give them more depth. They're painfully boring.

No. 933186

In tears? These girls need to get some therapy, get their emotions sorted. Random people on the internet talking about how you're not goth shouldn't make you cry..

No. 933285

someone in the alt cows thread said she mentioned that fake went 'normal' with his look b/c of bullies, fucking lol. he was trying to copy that casey n-however you spell it and get offered more sponsors or whatever. in sort, he greedy and thought that kind of look would get him free shit.

anyone else think his new tattoo is kind of meh? like, not bad, but for all the hours of work that allegedly went into it, looking at it here >>933111 it's hard to tell what it is unless you actually know. also nice not so subtly showing it off dude, we get it, you have a new tattoo.

yea, you have some sort of magical hair that just won't stay down. i doubt he's tried 'everything'; hair clips, little rubber bands, better products with strong hold. you're welcome.

No. 933306

Agreed, it looks like a very cheap tattoo, almost by an apprentice. That kind of watercolour tattoo will blur very badly without thick outlines and will look like trash in 5-10years.

No. 933308

Kaya has uploaded an unboxing and Fake Munro a tik tok reaction vid. Quality content.

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No. 933449


His arms look longer than his legs

No. 933451

He looks like a sad clit with that hood.

No. 933459


Frodo Baggins gets lost in the Matrix…

No. 933585

dead, ily anon.

this style doesn't suit him, i'm not sure why he does such long layers that make his legs look even stumpier than they are.

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Yeah, the dude needs to learn how to dress for his body type. I definitely thought he was much fatter than >>933111 due to his unfortunate way of dressing and stumpy body. The high boots and long tunic shirts make his legs look tiny compared to be his stocky body.

No. 933741

Attack of the giant goth clit.

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No. 933813

It's an o-ring. (Might be fetish related jewellery, but I'd rather not think about her sex life.)

No. 933875

The music Q&A is here. Lots of words and no substance, as usual.

She really needs us to know that she enjoys that one Sisters of Mercy song. She also admitted to not enjoying Bauhaus, so I can at least appreciate a little bit of honesty from her.

Other than that, she just waffles on about 80s power ballads and Lordi. ~so gawth~

No. 933947

I actually kind of liked this video. At least it wasn't an unboxing for once. At the end she says she doesn't have an ear for music and has difficulty distinguishing genres which I believe.

No. 934006

the high angles he does to show off his outfits don't help either. for someone so into the way they look, he's not really smart about presenting well in pix unless he's doing those tired out faces/poses and editing for the 'gram.

No. 934202

My sides, you are killing me.

No. 934217

Did I just hear ass sucking noises from Jude?

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No. 934470


Fetish wear and Stump Munroe don’t go together.

No. 934657


I think it's funny they are soo into goth (and now fetish) fashion but NEVER go to any goth clubs. When they visited London there are tons of goth and fetish clubs, bars and pubs they could have gone to but all they do is walk around the high street and get laughed at by chavs.

Maybe they know they are posers and real goths would rip them apart!

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No. 934681

When's Jake coming out then? I saw weird videos of him and peachmilky ex Mitch and they seemed pretty gay together

No. 934708


Jake: puts belt around head

Made 'Fetish Goth' a thing.

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No. 934984

This reminds me of those people who make their own Naruto headbands (especially paired with his hairstyle). This is not fetishwear, what a joke.

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No. 935174

He said he's bisexual in a video and that he thought he might be gay once, and that he was gonna meet up with a guy who catfished him (I think? It was a long time ago when I watched that video) and that was shortly before he met Kaya. I always wondered if he felt like he missed out or something.

No. 935193


this is something you do in high school. like, good he's doing diy stuff and not whining about it the way kaya does, but you can tell he's so pleased about such a basic thing.

also, he has got2be freeze spray but claims he can't get his hair to stay down? yea, ok.

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No. 935693

Pretty much anon. They aren't Goths, just posers who dress like sideshow freaks because they crave the attention. They don't listen to Goth music and they avoid going to Goth clubs because they know that they won't be taken seriously and won't stand out neither.

I mean I think they know that without the freakshow look, they would be seen for the boring individuals they truly are.

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No. 935902


You're the same person posting badly cropped insta stories on the alt thread.


We don't need to you post every single story they post.

No. 935904


Gatekeeping others’ posts but you don’t even sage your own kek

No. 935967

>I've always wanted to read this!
>So instead of reading it, I never did! Until a fan told me ofc.

Jake just say "I think my DIY looks as good as this cover" and go, why shoe horn in the made up fan story

No. 936548

We needed another double unboxing! :D( :D)

No. 937721

And a punk rave haul…

No. 938514

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This guy got recommended to me on instagram and I thought it was Jake at first. I wonder if Jake ripped his look off..

No. 938588

lmao that's Jude Bishop's daddy/ex

No. 938926

Yeah anons figured this out in the Jude bishop and altcow threads ages ago already

No. 938956

>Yeah anons figured this out in the Jude bishop and altcow threads ages ago already

Okay? And…?

No. 939278

And so you don't need to tell us again lmao. Though, Jake will probably find someone else to skinwalk soon anyway. First it was J rock, then Manson and now rotten_hollow, I wonder who's next.

No. 939384

Well, some people have other things to do aside from scouring over and memorizing every single LC thread to make sure nothing gets posted twice. Shocking, right? I didn't know he had been posted here before (obviously) if I did I wouldnt have posted it. Sorry, didn't mean to trigger you.

No. 940729

Le Stump attempts to sell his “merch”.

>it’s not a phase mom - so inspiring

>spazzes out for several minutes like a sugar high five year old
>short hobbit legs on full display

No. 941332

I'm confused he's promoting his band again, I thought he had left them?

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I can't imagine anyone over the age of 13 wanting to wear this

No. 941455

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Jake Stumpro

No. 941481

I think it's the others who left and now he's he only member, so he rebranded it as his SoLo CaReEr

No. 941484

The irony, considering how he used to look. He's using this style for views, fucking pathetic

No. 941853

He thinks he looks buff but he’s just chunk. Cringe when he flexes(emoji)

No. 941987

He really doesn't help himself by wearing long baggy t shirts, but the alternative might be him wearing those man cleavage tops to show how "ripped" he is so maybe this isn't so bad kek

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No. 943213

Wake up, dear. It isn't the King's Road 1976.

Can't deal with being ~stared at~. Jesus.

No. 943215


Blah blah blah, girl please, just keep it simple if you’re scaring the normal fags.

No. 943552

In a way i think she likes the stares, otherwise she wouldn't talk about it so much. Like IBF. If it really bothers her she would've learnt to stop caring because she's been dressing alt for so long, right?

No. 943614


I feel the same about the attention seeking, yet I don’t understand why they don’t just own up to it. They both try so hard to come off as sensitive and shy, and yet they’re all outgoing and seem comfortable around others, if not a bit awkward. My brain hurts.

No. 943713

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Can't believe Jake's patrons pay $5 a month for discount codes he is too stupid to realise can be seen by everyone

No. 943740

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She sits at home all day but does not want to get ready for an outfit video for her channel.
Even though YouTube is supposed to be her 'job'.

No. 943797

>putting on 5 outfits would take me weeks

Does she live in a different dimension of time than the rest of us?

No. 943863

You can't expect her to get ready two days in a row anon, let's get real.

No. 943885


She is so fucking verbose about everything. Always some long drawn out explanation for why she can't do something.

No. 944112

They don't "own" it because if they did, they wouldn't get "woe is me" pity points. TT & IBF got tv segments on "What it's like to be Goth" (As if Kaya would know since she isn't one) and the way it's done is always shone in just a "these poor people" kind of way.

It's shit like this that make feel she doesn't deserve to be called a YouTube and is being rewarded for laziness. She doesn't have any other responsibilities like an IRL job or even any hobbies to speak of. She's the definition of a glutton who only cares about eating and sleeping the day away. I don't understand how she can be so lazy to not even do something so simple when she has all the time in the day to do it. I seriously hope one day her backers on Patreon will see just how ripped off they are getting and put their money to better use.

It's nauseating but she gets enabled by her fans. "Take as much time as you need" ( a week later lol).

No. 944439

How long before Jake gives up this style?
Any estimates?

No. 944440

Give or take, another few months? I mean he's still getting the views on his videos to the horrible looking thumbnails he does so he'll probably hang out to it until the views start to go down.

No. 944530


GOTH REACTS! Can last a few more months lmao

No. 944580

Pretty much. Especially since it's usually to TikToks (Imagine that? Fake Goth reacting to other Fake Goths). That's gonna get old eventually so yeah, give it another few months and he'll most likely move to the next trend.

No. 944648

I find it hilarious he had an existential crisis about his fat emo look a couple years ago, saying he wasnt himself and hes sold out… now he just does shit tik tok videos for quick cash, he is not an artist or create interesting content, hes the definition of sold out.

No. 945979

He also idolised Casey Neistat and made vlogs all the time, but has a really boring life and just filmed doing chores lol - I thought that was lazy but he's regressed even further. Even though he clearly has loads of time because of his awful OTT outfits and enough resources like the editor studio he won't let kaya touch.

No. 947018

Ugh kaya posted another witch moon double unboxing. I'm not going to post it because it's the same drivel as usual. This isn't content, especially because she never uses the items. Kids unboxing toys get loads of views because their subs are other kids who love that shit, but Kaya's subs aren't as dumb as that. …Right?

No. 947383

Eh… Maybe? I think that her unboxing videos are ridiculous, boring, and just showcase her awful hoarding mentality what with accumulating things she doesn't even use. Worse though is that when she does these "Witch" boxes, she doesn't even know what half the stuff is and she's too lazy to educate herself on it so it's like her viewers can't even get a learning lesson out of these boring videos.

No. 947467

Oh anon. Cows have shown as again and again some people really can be that dumb. Donating large amounts for no reason, letting themselves be scammed, etc. These cows are around partly bc these people enable them. A lot of us here are ex subs ourselves but got wise to their BS.

No. 947470

*us again

No. 947656

Yep though I think a lot of the people who financially support them are tweens and early college students who don't have a lot of bills to pay and can afford to blow their money on people like Kaya and Jake.

No. 947840

True. But that also means they could buy more things for themselves instead. But they want to waste it on this scammer couple…

No. 947968

Oh no anon, I'm not justifying it haha. I think the people who financially support these two are getting seriously ripped off and could be buying useful or interesting things for themselves.

No. 950200

Kaya just posted a "6 year anniversary" video. Her channel has been going for 6 years and scamming, e begging and hoarding is all she has to show for it? Oof.

No. 950485

And this dead thread.

No. 951248

Lol yeah who's idea was it to make a separate thread cos these two aren't big enough for that.

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Completly agree. These two belong on altcows.

Can we all agree that this is stupidest comment ever? I mean, it´s a fucking object.

No. 952463

I'm guessing she was trying to make a joke and it didn't land

The thread was made because people in altcows kept bitching about these two being mentioned

No. 952656

Oh. They clearly aren't milky enough to carry this thread though, if this one ever finishes do we make a new one or not, or what

No. 952688

This thread won't ever come close to locking unless Kaya or Jake up their games.
I would just take it back to altcows if that did happen, though. The singular anon who thinks they control thread topics can learn to cope.

No. 953000

not really milk but I was just watching one of kaya's older GRWM's and in it she says she's the one who finds the tik tok videos that jake reacts to in his videos. she says she knows his sense of humor and has to spend hours and hours finding tik toks that she thinks he'll find funny enough to try not to laugh. I mean it kind of makes sense but like jesus christ kaya must be dedicated to spend hours and hours behind the scenes for him like that.

No. 953180

Jake calling egirls cringey and annoying. Hello pot, meet kettle

No. 953862

Is Jake trying to be Morgz now with the dumb face pulling in his thumbnails? Ofc it could be he just decided to do it himself. But because he skinwalks left right and centre I wonder lol.

No. 954586

Ugh they are so has-beens at this point, only die hard tweens and lonely adults are subbed to them and eat up their boring vids

No. 954870

Can we not move back to the altcows thread? neither of them are active enough on their socials to justify their own thread.

No. 955056

Yeah some anons a few days ago were saying we should move them back, but only if the thread maxes out. But idk, that seems like a big "if".

No. 955648

If it's such a big if why not move them back to altcow rn then

No. 955880

This is fucking PAINFUL because he won’t shut the fuck up about “gatekeeping” and “elitism” in the “alternative community”, and doesn’t realise how he literally makes content for the kind of person he constantly bitches about - crusty old “goth” creeps giving young girls shit because they’re embracing new alt fashions? As if we needed more evidence that he was a narcissistic piece of shit.

No. 955882

The image of these two nearly-30 year old cringelords sitting in their crusty house and spending scrolling through tiktok, which Kaya unironically uses anyway, to make fun of minors is hilarious.

No. 956415

So I recently found out that my boyfriend knew Jake in college. He's not really into youtube or the alt community so he doesn't know anything about Kaya or that Jake has a youtube channel. He said that after college Jake pretty much disappeared and cut everyone he knew back then off, so that makes me question Jake's claim in an old video that nobody from then wanted to bother with him after college ended. You can't cut yourself off from everyone and then get mad at them when they don't reach out to you.

No. 956572

Has he fucking looked in a mirror? Indeed, pot calling kettle black x2. He's an e-boy, these are your people lol. Because him and his girlfriend sure as hell aren't Goths.

I think you're right. Even if the anon keeps bitching about them being brought up, they'll just have to deal because their own thread is pretty dead.

First of all he needs to shut the fuck up. Being generally Alternative doesn't have rules unlike the music-centered ones where you have to at least listen to the music of the scene. It's like he's taking his butthurt after being run out of the Goth scene because actual Goths saw through his and Kaya's poserness and he can't let it go.

Something like this was brought up in a previous altcows thread where another anon mentioned how Jake wanted to move out of the town he was living in and when he did to live with Kaya, he cut everyone off.

No. 956595

Another boring shitty generic video from Kaya, who is somehow doing even worse depression-wise for quarantine even though she just sits inside all day anyway, but around 1:30 she says that she thinks this cough she’s had for a couple of weeks is whooping cough…In the midst of the coronavirus pandemic…She’s mentioned coughing for a couple of weeks and was still going outside since she started, she hasn’t mentioned being tested, but also doesn’t even to be considering the possibility that that’s what it is. This isn’t milky or anything, it just pisses me off how utterly stupid and delusional she is.

No. 956838

The pose she's doing in that thumbnail looks so awkward..

No. 956974

Kaya actually looks like she’s learned some things. Her hair being that way covers her side shave so she doesn’t look like a potato, she’s not wearing her awful pink gear we used to see constantly. Top it off she’s not in a potato sack. Meanwhile, what the hell does Jake have going on in that last thumbnail?????

No. 968547

They are just the worst pair of people. And I’m pretty sure their whole relationship is for clout.(necromancy)

No. 970004

literally every time I go to jake's ig stories he's just posting screenshots of people's posts talking about how much they love his videos. went to his twitter to see if there was anything milky but it's just him retweeting his "snaccs" posting about his videos. he loves fellating himself. pretty sure he would literally suck his own dick if he could.

well no shit

No. 975850

These two fucks are text-book scumbags. They sit on their arses all day, claiming government benefits, stuff their faces with greasy take-away every farts end, and constantly complain about how shit Belfast is and that there’s nothing to do in the whole island of Ireland… They’re perfectly able to but choose not to work, so sponge of the government/tax payers. Even better, Jake loves to complain about how lowlife/scummy people are and wants to move away asap. These are the people who are probably paying taxes for the likes of him, a 30 year old man, to make videos criticising 12 year old girls on TikTok… Sorry for the rant. Fuck, I hope they move away.

No. 976022

How do you know theyre on benefits?

No. 976107

I don’t want to give too much away, but I live near them in east Belfast. I literally don’t really know or care much about what they do on the internet. It’s just so annoying that they mouth about how stupid/scummy the people in their area are, yet they do exactly what these people do, go to the same benefits office, sit about doing fuck all etc… except they dress alternative so they think they’re different. They live in a ‘council estate area’, basically you claim housing benefits to live in these. Boring story, but I was brought up in a similar area with very little money (mum was a single parent, has MS, and was on benefits also), but now I’m old enough I work and earn money that she couldn’t, so it annoys me how Kaya and Jake go on acting as If their lives are so hard and think that they are better than everyone, so play the system to get handouts all the time. Also, yes they stand out (which is fair enough) but their behaviour stands out more so, which means people talk about them and they are known in east Belfast. Like they’ve been seen, by myself and people I know, going to collect the dole from the jobs and benefits office in east Belfast in the past. I can’t say for certain they still claim but people know what folk are at round here and word of mouth is that they are still claiming, and the facts that they still live in a council house says it all really. Like there are a lot of people around east belfast that are goth, punk working class, really dead on like no one cares if people dress different. These two hit different though, mainly due to their scummy ways, yet acting like god’s gift. I know this is a bit whiny on my part, but sure there you have it.

No. 976754

I'm a chunky person but unlike Kaya I don't have a history of fat shaming and I'm also confident and haven't spent the last few years crying about my weight and doing nothing about it. How anyone can have such a high ego with such low self esteem baffles me. She has such a superiority complex but obviously doesn't have the self image to match it. Bizarre. As for her and Jake, they're clearly just together for their social media at this point. You'd think for that purpose he'd probably be with someone he's actually attracted to but he wants her follower base. They're both complete and utter begs. Does anyone else remember that birthday video from a few years ago that was just kaya asking for things off her wishlist? Jake is the same, literally asking people to send him things.

No. 976793

and even with all the free shit they get sent, they still just whine and beg for more. this video (a killstar haul) is basically just jake whining about a bunch of shit, mostly that he's not in barcelona. like jesus christ dude, just be thankful you have tweens who financially support you and that you don't have to go out and risk your health to work.

No. 976795

wow, not surprised and it's pretty apparent that it's their attitudes and not their ~aesthetic~ that turns ppl off. kaya is constantly rambling on twitter about her latest obsession like pressing flowers, while fake definitely thinks he's better than others but is on the same level as ppl he laughs at.


his constant whining about things he was supposed to be doing is so first world problems. mostly b/c he really thinks being in a different country is going to launch his creativity or whatever. like, why not start now instead of doing the millionth reaction video and outing yourself in edited ig pix vs what he really looks like in vids.

No. 977203

There is 100% definitely a past video of either Kaya's or Fake's where they describe how they used to wait until midnight on the day their dole/benefits payment would come in and go to a 24hr garage (gas station) to buy sweets. So it's been confirmed, and I HIGHLY doubt that they could afford rent on a 2 bedroom house with garden based on income from their flopping channels, especially given how much they've both been seen to haemorrhage money on dumb stuff.

No. 977208

good point, I never saw that vid but I'm sure it's been taken down like they took down a lot of their older vids.

No. 977644

Ah the old vids where they were thinner, and Jake didn't have that terrible fake accent. Wouldn't want the subscribers to find that.

No. 978392

I think Fake said this in his "i had an eating disorder" video. if not that then possibly "moving country - story time" video

i als think kaya said this as well on her blog yeeeeears back

all their old videos are still up as far as I know, just order their videos from date added (oldest) and they'll be at the very top

No. 978518

>wait until midnight on the day their dole/benefits payment would come in and go to a 24hr garage (gas station) to buy sweets
That's white trailer trash behavior. Good lord.

No. 978704

I started watching kaya back in 2014-2015 and I don't remember the video about them waiting til midnight to get snacks so I'm guessing she took it down. unless it's a jake video but jake didn't have an active channel back then except for MAG. that or she put it on her blog like you said.

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No. 979383

Nice find. I only remember him mentioning his sister once in that one video about his mum.

No. 979769


I actually looked her insta up. She seems like an adoring little sister who looks up to her big bro, but afaik Jake never talks about or acknowledges his family apart from having cut all contact with his mom, I think for being a shitty parent? Also in one of their kid pictures they both look east asian and she has a Korean greeting phrase in her bio. Is Jake half Korean or something? Seeing as he used to be so inspired by j-rock style- as well as music-wise in the past, I'm surprised he hasn't made a big deal about it if that is the case. He seems just like the type of person to use that for clout/credibility.

No. 979790


No lmao he's total white trash just a weeb

No. 980117

have you seen jake? there's no way he's half korean. he doesn't even look like he could be 1/8 korean

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No. 980420

By job he must mean accepting donations off misguided teenagers who will move on to the next thing soon enough and leave him behind.Does he honestly believe that he will be able to comfortably live off this 'job's long term? Then there's the issue of pensions etc that I'm sure he has paid no mind to.
Bet he doesn't pay any tax either

No. 980430

Kaya is currently livestreaming, supposedly gaming, and has spent the first 10 minutes doing NOTHING but complaining. At 6:00 she says that she’s been officially diagnosed with ADHD, which a whole bunch of people were arguing about on here afaik, so there’s that tinfoil confirmed. Hopefully she uses that to really look at herself and consider how she could find better coping mechanisms to improve her lifestyle but…as if.
Apparently she was also involved in some major Twitter drama and had to delete a bunch of tweets?

No. 980477

lmfao. this is exactly like all those sex workers whining about everyone becoming camgirls during lockdown. you don't have a monopoly on streaming, jake

>Apparently she was also involved in some major Twitter drama and had to delete a bunch of tweets?

I didn't hear about that. was this recent? anyone know what it was about?

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Literally why do people give them this much money? I really hope they're not also on benefits

No. 980515

Twitter drama was with there next door neighbour over painting fence . neighbour thinks she owns part of there garden so that why she can't get videos done because of all stress over this .

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No. 980603

he only streams once a week though? like what a thing to complain about. the majority of his yt content is still reactions/try not to laugh shit where he does terrible impressions and shills his stupid patreon.

good find anon! aside from the cringe posing on graves thing she actually looks decent, it must kill her that she's filled out so much since then. but yes, way to make yourself a hypocrite kaya.

No. 980674

Finally…she has a lot of potential and even artistic skill so maybe some ADHD medication might help.
She seems currently to make excuses about why she can't do basic tasks (like unboxing videos) rather than admitting there's a problem.

No. 980680

At first I thought the pics of Kaya here were the person she was complaining about. She used to look genuinely cool (the other girl definitely doesn't though)

No. 980721

Kaya is a perfect example of not taking care of yourself in any way. Like, being fat or curvy or gaining weight doesn’t automatically make you ugly or contribute to cow behaviour. But she so clearly just ate sweets and junk and sat around for so long, as soon as her teenage metabolism slowed down or whatever, her entire face and body composition changed. Agreed even in ridiculous flashy outfits she looked cool and like a model in many of her old pics, it’s like a whole different person tbh.

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Guess she won't learn from the diagnosis. A nitpick but why does she exhaust and "overwhelm" herself with her unnecessarily massive snowflakey projects instead of focusing on self improvement or her channel? Surely you shoudn't need an assistant for fucking flower pressing and burning yourself out over a hobby.

No. 980971

i feel like her and fake have to project the idea that they are busy ppl so no one can accuse them of 'doing nothing'. like they both have plenty of time on their hands and chose to pursue creative hobbies and probably know they're not really jobs, it's just something they happen to be able to make money from. so they prove their busyness with these kinds of posts to be like 'see, i'm doing so much, i don't have time to do actual things'.

No. 981021

I have always thought this. even back when I used to watch them, they'd always say they were "busy" and "working on projects" yet never had anything to show for it.

No. 981082

help meaning "do it for me while I maybe film the process if I don't get too sleepy"

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No. 982218

This is truly depressing

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wonder if he's going to continue to support/shill for them if they keep allowing their items to be sold on dollskill. no one has said anything to him about it of course b/c he's putting on a good show like he cares about blm while right idiot by keeping the hashtag in his name on twitter, pic related.

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No. 982916

Imagine if Kaya and Jake had to stop supporting shillstar. Where will they get piles of clothes to hoard and never wear then? Half of their content is killstar hauls.

No. 983296

It would be glorious if they were forced into cutting ties with them. More stuff seems to be coming out about Killstar so fingers crossed.
Kaya and Jake might actually have to start paying for their clothes then.

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Do his fans really think he's that important?!

No. 983328


Let's see them wriggle out of this one.
Although I reckon it will just be ignored.

No. 983338

yea he's still got the blm hashtag going in his twitter name but has been active on there recently. dre [who i'm pretty sure they're at least internet friends with] has been tweeting about all the alt brands that handled the situation poorly. she should ask them if they're going to continue to support the brand, i feel like their fans doing it would get ignored. if they did say something it'd be some half-assed 'oh, i didn't know, it just came to our attention.'

No. 983351

He's probably only got the hashtag so he shows up in the searches on Twitter.
Doesn't Dre model for Killstar herself?

No. 983367

The pair of them will be shitting themselves now wondering what to do.
They've been posting about BLM but when it's time to put their money where their mouth is they 100% won't do it.
Free clothes are more important to them than integrity and racism.

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No. 983427

Twitter is literally full of links to donate. They could just quietly donate like the rest of us.
But that wouldn't get them anywhere would it

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No. 983477

The equivalent of taking a photo of yourself handing a homeless person a sandwich

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Kaya is gonna be triggered!

No. 983788

i think she's had pr from them before but has now said she will no longer work with them, dollskill or kreepsville666.

forget who the user was but i read a whole thread from someone who recounted how terrible they were treated and that the company knows their shoes are shit but doesn't care. there's no way kaya and fake can keep shilling for them without getting called out for it, i love it.

No. 984008


They just keep deleting the comments when someone asks them

No. 984065

I saw a Jake video recommended so checked his channel
>fake accent now somewhere in betweeen american and australian
>social repose skinwalker
>story about how he physically fought his own boss when doing a real job and he hates structure, routine, and being told what to do
>Every video thumbnail is identical and half of them are tik tok reacts
>video of him showing his old photos and claiming he was "anorexic" when he was a normal healthy weight, and claiming it's impossible for him to do that healthily
>blames his sit down youtube job as the reason for his weight gain despite being like this for years, even before he gained popularity by doing the above, and even when he had an obsessive gym habit he was still tubby. It's clearly his food choices to blame. You can be naturally a little thick but he is fat
>claims to have never seen or heard of Jeffree star before while dressing up as him for several years well after Jeffree became famous for the pink hair+eyebrow look, as evidenced by the photos

Everything he says is just a bullshit excuse for not doing something; like if you can't attend a normal job without physical altercation with your boss I think you are the problem. It's also very possible to be sedentary and slim, you just need to eat less. There's a happy medium between starvation and 100 pies a day.

No. 984067

I prefer his current incarnation to his previous one when he was skinwalking that other Youtuber (the name escapes me but Taylor R did it too) but he's still full of shit and contradictions. How can you say you hate structure and routine while pumping out dozens of identical videos with identical thumbnails. His fanbase always baffles me.

No. 984069

Kaya's laziness is astounding

>can you find links for me

>can someone fucking transcribe this video for me

No. 984070

This reply was samefag btw, I realized it looks more like a normal reply after rereading

Basically these two are still lazy shits but Jake seems to be making some money from Social Repose skinwalking now, at least.

No. 984078

Casey Neistat? He was insufferable back then but I'd take that over this bullshit "goth" look he's going for now

No. 984080

That's the one, my brain was like Corey? something?
Jake irritates me less now, I think because pretending to be into fitness when you look like that was just too much cognitive dissonance.
It's interesting his timeline is basically moving to NI very soon after meeting Kaya, yet he won't even walk beside her in videos last time I checked, and he barely mentions her. It seems like he lovebombed her back then.

No. 984092

well that's shitty and shady, but they donated so that makes it ok. ppl have been posting links to black owned alternative brands, and there are others who aren't going to be associated with the problematic ones, so there's zero excuse to do that besides being a couple of greedy toads.

No. 984106

>black owned alternative brands

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No. 984224

Not one to moralfag or care about others' politics but what even is this take? She's either staying silent or not, but conveniently "I-I HAVEN'T BEEN ON SOCIAL MEDIA AT ALL!" does come across as just badly concealed racism kek

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No. 984239

>sorry i'm just pissed off and tired
ah, okay, let babbies have a nap and you can come back and we'll start again when you're ready kek

No. 984426

here's the twitter thread: https://twitter.com/milkyapron/status/1267881192306561025

right, like think about how the ppl feel who are protesting and being attacked by cops, or ppl who have had to deal with the shit that's being protested for ages. but wahhh, she's tired, don't bother her about whether she'll keep supporting a shitty brand that gives her free stuff.

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No. 984514

Laying the groundwork for not putting out any more videos for the foreseeable then

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No. 984732

no response from dre or fake, they're gonna try to sidestep the fuck out of this.

did anyone else see the ridiculous rant he went on about how english is stupid and we don't need certain letters b/c things could just be spelled phonetically? then he went on to post an example of a word re-spelled which included a "c" after he just said it wasn't needed, lol.

No. 984849

So expecting other people to do all the labour and learning for her, constantly whinging about being sick and tired (which is just DAILY for any given reason), completely unable to separate her personal emotions from an issue and therefore becoming completely useless at addressing it, but they donated money so she’s some kind of martyr? Got it.

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More like she's laying low hoping the Killstar stuff goes away.
We need someone to do a callout video.
What is she fighting exactly? She's sat on her are and made a few tweets, couldn't even be bothered to watch a video and I bet in the unlikely event she decides to attend a protest she will use it as an excuse to post a "look". Ughh.

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No. 989161

He liked her more back then because she was thinner. he said it himself that he likes tall and thin girls and she was his type. But more than that, she was his meal ticket out of Wales so I guess her being his type was just a bonus. Someone claiming to have known them posted in one of the early Altcow threads saying Jake said he had plans to move elsewhere (london I think but not sure) and would dump Kaya if she didn't want to move with him. or dump her regardless, idk. He's just a shitty person

No. 990809

we needed another spooky box video

No. 990864

Ugh her new video. As a witch it absolutely boils my piss that she pretends to be excited about this shit when she has NO KNOWLEDE on the culture and is NOT A WITCH(nobody cares)

No. 990955

Don’t think there’s a point in even linking it, just another inane 15mins of Kaya saying things are cute in her annoying accent and only talking about whether or not they appeal to her personality of the week, rather than anything about the quality or the theme or how her viewers could style the stuff. This doesn’t count as content at this point.

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Like honestly how long would it take to jusy iron the damn thing and clean her mirror

No. 991820

stop posting this here, no1curr

No. 992029

Jake is totally dunking on Kaya in his new video, saying shes messy and doesnt clean, hes having to do everything for their move because "shes too stressed" Lmao

No. 992084

literally what does she have to be stressed about. but yeah that doesn't surprise me, I remember him saying she was messy in one of their old videos together

No. 993099

Anon we can see your handle. Remember to crop next time. And who the hell is Kirsty?

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From Kaya's newest vid. Watch out, Jake.

No. 994007

Way to be supportive. What move? Are they seriously still kidding themselves that Barcelona’s still a thing?

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No. 1000031

Yep it's a hard life filming reaction videos and playing video games Jake

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No. 1003571

>>1003321 Katya's putting out loads of videos recently and actually seeing a dermatologist; are her meds working and making her more productive?

No. 1003599

If so, how does she plan on maintaining that in Barcelona? idk what their healthcare system is like but I doubt a pharmacy would honor a prescription from another country.

No. 1003723

They're taking a hell of a risk moving to another country just based on youtube money. It's obvious they won't make an effort to learn the language, how will they live when the youtube bubble eventually bursts?
Or are they that conceited they think they will be popular forever?

No. 1003732

It's just going to be a collection of GoFundMes and direct Venmo donations until they've bled the well dry. Neither of them think that far ahead.

No. 1003818

me when they post whines about first world problems.

the closet tour was a cringefest, still promoting for killstar and apparently there's a lot more. how much shit do two people need ffs. also he's going to be selling some stuff, i'm sure his rabid teen fans will be fighting over it and that'll help with the move.

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No. 1004186

Calling it now, If they go through with the move they will be back in East Belfast within a year. Kaya is too much of a homebird and I doubt she will cope well with the transition to another country.

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>>1004186 I'm with you on this .they both be back

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No. 1005406

Kaya is so fucking stupid lol.

No. 1006435

Barcelona seems like such a bad decision, and one that may be more Fake's ideas than TT's - TT seemed hyped for it at first, but she's sounding like she's already getting cold feet about it. She's going to miss her mom and whatever actual friends she has in Belfast, whereas I'm not sure Jake has many real friends left after how badly he treated his band-mates, etc. Kaya is going to hate summer in Barcelona, and I predict a lot of tension in their relationship when she realises she can't cope with the full heat of the place, but Jake will just think it's a good time to wear more of those awful vests and get sunburnt trying to show off his pasty arms.

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Jake's body language is extremely telling in this video.It's like he can't stand being near/touching her.Actually feel bad for Kaya.

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Her pose really reminds me of the girlfriend meme

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But they're CoUpLE GoAlS u guys

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He genuinely looks embarrassed to be sitting next to her,like he's been forced into doing it.

No. 1009210

Could she not have gone to tbe effort of, maybe brushing and styling her fucking hair or is that too much work for her now.

No. 1009222

Why does she insist on looking like her dad so much? The amount of awkward energy from this video, Kayla if you don't like how you look you are allowed to make yourself look better. Might help with you self esteem.

No. 1009235

Yeah I felt bad for her too. I closely watched how he interacts with her and he's always so cold and he shows no affection at all. Some people might just be like that but I have a feeling they're just roommates at this point. They talk to each other like they don't spend time together at all too which is probably the case.
I don't get why they stay together at all. Even for reasons like a shared follower base, views ect. How is it worth it, especially for her?

No. 1009267


Quick question, but has Jake ever said what studio he got his latest tattoo in?

Belfast farmer here so I'm curious what spots he frequents. I have encountered them in the wild in the city centre before.

It was just the two of them together as TT towered over jake, They didn't smile while talking to each other and just seemed bored about what the other person was talking about.

I've also heard from people in the scene that Kaya wouldn't get paid for some con's she appeared at, and if she did she was paid very little.

>Sage for no real milk

No. 1009359


I dont want to say the name of the artist since its not his fault, but initials RB and he's in the Chinese style tattoo shop next to Voodoo.

No. 1009364

How commercial of big alt Jake. I've never spotted him out in Belfast in his recent looks with the latex. Praying for that day it's always a good laugh to see the grousome twosome in the wild.

No. 1009373

Jake has said he gos to white Dragon Belfast .

No. 1009433


Thank you anon's, I know the place you're on about now!

I doubt he actually dresses that way outside of the house, he'd be a prime victim for harassment lol. He was dressed standard "alt" the last time I seen him, but that was about a year ago

No. 1009489

In few of his video he has been been out in Belfast dress like that last year they both were out in hotel across from city hall he had full make up pvc jeans .away in Spain he gos out like that .if you watch you tube on Sunday he make loads of cash over 5000 most Sundays ..

No. 1009774

I just tuned into his 12 hour livestream and he said
>wether or not we move to Barcelona, we have to move out of this house in 7 weeks
So they don't have a new place yet but they have to get out soon. lmao. Does anyone know if they have cancelled their contract or if they are being kicked out? (sorry if it has been discussed already). I don't believe for a second that they make it to Barcelona except if someone helps them get a place. All this stuff reminds me so much of IBF and her moving abroad plans all the time.

No. 1009905

They told landlord last year that they were moving to Spain he was fine with it as he is going selling the house .he put the sale on hold because of covid19 they could get to Spain .so now Jake said on one of his video this week that two weeks time they be looking for places in Spain that they had less then 5 weeks here .so that all I know so far ..

No. 1010102


I always assumed they would just turn up on Kaya's father's doorstep.

The money they get from streams is pretty nauseating but they probably have some financial stability there. What they don't have are any sort of life skills, like the kind you need to move overseas.

No. 1010135

How much does he get on average per stream?
I know he has a nauseating amount of stupid fangirls who like to donate hundreds to "Break the Jake" and actually post videos of him pretending to be moved by their donations.
Surely you wouldn't take a chance on this being a steady enough income to move to another country though?

No. 1010172


They have no friends or go outside much so I don't see how it matters where they are. They will only go out to that flax and kale cafe they go to 100 times per visit. They dont know spanish. neither of them can drive so good luck getting driving lessons in spain.

No. 1010184

It matters because the cost of living in Barcelona is higher than in Northern Ireland.
Plus I'm pretty sure they will have to pay towards healthcare etc. and they won't have the safety net of claiming benefits like they do in the UK.
Straight up moving to another country with no identifiable skills or employability is risky.

No. 1010237

I don't know what you're all talking about. Outside of that awkward screenshot they just seem like a normal couple

No. 1010266

that's what makes it funny, like aside from kaya's dad being there idk why they [mostly jake] decided that barcelona was the place to move to. i can already see her complaining how it's too hot to do things, and they're giving up a house for an apt with a load of hoarded clothes and whatnot, most of which they'll probably have to sell. will be interesting to see what happens.

No. 1010270

Fully expecting a "Get us to Barcelona" gofundme complete with sob story to drop soon like the last 2 times they've moved house and the idiots will lap it up

No. 1010286


Good point, they will need to pay for a 3 bed apartment essentially, because they have a bedroom and then 2 extra rooms for each of them to have their separate "studio". That will be at least 1500 Eur a month. Not sure about contributing to healthcare etc as Im 100% Sure they don't pay their taxes in NI now, and definitely won't declare their income from streams etc.

No. 1010334

Doesn't Kaya have pets? She has that cat and I thought spiders and shit, is she dumping them all on her mum to go sponge off her dad?

No. 1010349

That's a point, when was the last time she mentioned or posted photos of the snake and scorpion thing she had?

No. 1010365

I think Jake mentioned recently that they were bringing the cat with them, I don't know about the other animals but I noticed when Kaya did live streams on Instagram a while back she totally ignored the questions about the other animals.

No. 1010640

The best thing is I watched his "where have I been?" video yesterday and he said he HAD to get out of that house becaus it's too tiny.He complained about the size of the rooms and his studio. lmao what do they expect to get in Barcelona for the same money? At least they have a house where they live now, even if it's small, it's something else than living in an apartment complex with lots of neighbours. I already see them complaining about that.

No. 1010651

This shit makes me furious. Most young working couples live in one bed apartments quite happily. They're bitching about having a two bedroom house WITH attic and private garden space? Yeah their rooms seem small but how many small talented Youtubers/streamers would kill for their own studio room? A full family could live where they do. They're so entitled and miserable as a couple.

No. 1010713

Could be wrong, but I thought her snake died a few years ago?

No. 1011081

> I don't get why they stay together at all. Even for reasons like a shared follower base, views ect. How is it worth it, especially for her?

Mostly out of convenience. Jake is using TT because she still brings in the views and she's the breadwinner of the two. And she stays with him because well.. I'm not trying to be mean but look at her. Look at her lack of self-care, do you really see any other man going for her in her current state?I think even she knows this and doesn't want to risk being alone despite Jake's poor treatment of her. So it's a relationship out of convenience.

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Jake has finally googled apartment prices in Barcelona and has realised he can't afford

I bet my life on it they won't move

But he still says he will buy the next place (after this) instead of renting. Lmao ok hun

No. 1011476

It's PAINFUL seeing him talking about "I'm moving" as if Kaya doesn't exist, and then to see her panicking and reconsidering on her Twitter. Yes, you absolutely should be reconsidering and waiting.

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They've got no chance of moving to Spain after Brexit so they're panicking.

No. 1011519

Can you imagine it. "I play video games and teenage girls give me money"

No. 1011544


I don't think thy will even try to get a work permit, it's not as if they will pay their taxes anyway. Think they might just move there under the guise that Kaya's dad lives there and then work illegally.

They will have no proof of income or p60 tax papers

No. 1011630

Holy shit he only googles the apartment prices NOW?

No. 1011633

Northern Irish residents have the right to identify as Irish and can continue free travel in the EU as long as they get an Irish passport. If Kaya married Jake he'd be able to apply for Irish citizenship too and they'd be free to move to Barcelona after Brexit. Will be interesting to see how this plays out

No. 1011638

Literally have no idea why they would consider moving to a large city when they can barely manage navigating a tiny city like Belfast. The cost of living will be so much more than what they are use too. I can't see either of them wanting to learn Spanish so along with looking like twats they'll ostracise themselves with language as well. They're going to move from a residential area with gardens to an apartment in the city with a cat? I just can't see it happening. Dublin is a major city and they barely travel to it with all the free time they have. Shocked they've never considered moving down there.

No. 1011702

Didn’t know her father lives there. Can’t he help them with finding a house??

Makes me so mad that they basically put their own interests before the damn worlds health, am i surprised? No

No. 1011737

if they somehow managed to move to barcelona and it goes into lockdown, i don't understand what the problem is. he was whining about that in one of his recent videos, but considering how animate he is about leaving the house they're in [and also that it's going to be sold or whatever], i'd think he would be happy to be in the place he says he wants to be.

No. 1012752


The UK has been added to the Spanish quarantine list, will this affect the move?

No. 1012848


It just means when they return next month they will have to stay inside for 2 weeks when they come back. Its not as if they leave the house anyway, fat fucks just get food delivered

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One of the messages that came with a donation was "you're more than worth the bank notifications" wtf…

No. 1014132

>>1014029 it's crazy one of his fans Sadie Jake we would give you and toxic the shirt off our backs . just see you both happy .

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No. 1014431


Those things are scams, you cant even book driving tests right now cause there is such a backlog and he doesnt count as an emergency worker

No. 1014434


So In NI they open test centers in September but have to deal with a backlog of 6+ months of tests that have been cancelled, he will NOT get a test anywhere near september

No. 1014518

So Jake just had the revelation on stream that “he” (not “we”) was going to buy a house. As if it just came to him and Barcelona was nbd. At LITERALLY the same time, Kaya is crying in the other room crying on Twitter about how they CAN’T move to another house in NI? Wth is going on with these two

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How dose he think bank going give him money to buy house .also north of Ireland is good enough now when hole time it's shite hole ..don't get these people giving him cash for Manson …this be fun to watch

No. 1014535

>>1014518 he also going do meet and greet in Belfast dear god

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Holy fuck, talk about throwing your money down the crapper lol

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>>1014567 it was crazy and these people just keep giving
He knows how to get them to give wonder how long this go on for .these fans give him anything .

No. 1014599

this is depressing to watch. How can they give this useless dwarf money??

No. 1014606

You know he's logging off and laughing all the way to the bank at these idiots.If he had any sense he would use that money for a deposit for a house cos it isn't gonna last forever

No. 1014607

well with idiots like this he doesn't have to try to get a job but i bet he'll piss some of this away on like, cameras or gaming shit.

No. 1014641

Guys this is in pesos. It's $100 USD. Which is still too much but at least it's not $2000.

No. 1014677

Haha thanks. Still far too much though, I wonder if he realised himself.

No. 1014688

>>1014677 he banking thousands every week it's crazy how these people won't to get him his dream Manson .he keep saying only for you guys I don't aske for it .he is so fake this break the Jake is crazy lots red box's means more money
.he knows how put on the act .

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No. 1014767

Lol Okay that's not as bad then lol I was about to say haha.

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I can't wrap my head around these people. Surely if you're old enough to have a credit card, you're too old for Kaya and Jake?

They're going to struggle with things like proving income and dealing with miscellaneous taxes with this supposed move. I wouldn't be surprised if they ultimately ended up in another council flat in NI.

No. 1018251

I noticed on his "new hair" stream that one teen-looking viewer said something along the lines of "I can't ever get your attention/don't have money for superchats", IMMEDIATELY followed by "Jake, I just got diagnosed with cancer!!". Someone donated money with the comment "this is for X, who was just diagnosed with cancer", and he acknowledged it. I'm gonna wildly speculate that she didn't have cancer, and maybe he didn't see her original message, but the whole thing is still so disgusting and fake. (Stupidly didn't get screenshots). Also, have we notice that he's clearly been tutoring Kaya on obnoxious clickbaity thumbnails since her channel's dying?

No. 1018289

i skipped around the video and every time he thanked someone for donating it sounded so fucking fake. he would also read out the comments that came with donations and then had some sort of program or something that read it too and that was very obnoxious. these ppl are idiots but i also feel like this type of ~income~ is very limited and he doesn't have any plans of what to do when he's not being tossed that kind of money.

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His streams just seem to be mostly 3 hours of him fake reacting to donations

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She's trying to make herself a meme again

No. 1018598

What is the mindset of donating to these cunts? They've clearly got the expensive computer set ups, they've already got the games they are streaming. Why support this? You can type into youtube [game name] gameplay for free and see playthroughs. I've met so mant friends online and never had to pay them for attention, I honestly don't get it. How do you make a 5 year plan based on this lifestyle? I doubt they'll move country they're not financially secure enough and I doubt Kaya's Dad is going to want to be their fallback.

No. 1018619

Not moving now because of covid19 now Jake say they be buying a house in the next year a big house .in Belfast also I think it's all part of Jake bingo .I wish people wise up to them both

No. 1018647

Literally. I tried sitting through one and it was 3 hours of this. I’m just not getting what his fans seem to get so emotional about.

No. 1018664

Some stream he dose over 4 hours and his 12 hours are shite as it's all about break the Jake I had to stop as it was doing my head in but his fans love it I don't get it .do they not have a life

No. 1018691

If you asked one of his fans they would probably say because he has "been through so much" and he "deserves" it.
Not once has either of them ever even done a giveaway for their fans, or a shout out that someone hasn't paid for. It's ludicrous.

No. 1018726

So true they both treat there fans so bad but these people can't see true them.as it's always poor Jake needs this it's crazy wondering how long before they get wake up call
I hate see there credit card bills and he laughing at them .

No. 1019335

Wtf has he been through that justifies giving them hundreds of dollars

No. 1019471

>>101933 I don't know must stream he making over 5k I think it's crazy as these people keep giving it's same people every week

No. 1020102

It's mostly teen girls paying money for someone who they deem cool to pay attention to them for 10 seconds. I feel kinda bad for them really. But why anyone would give a fuck about Stumpy is beyond me.

No. 1020470

The band got new studio and he start driving lessons tomorrow god help us with him on road

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Not even on long he all ready got 500

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Told crazy these people need help

No. 1021112

It's still a bad idea. What are they gonna do if people stop donating to them or something goes wrong with Patreon? They won't be able to afford an expensive big ass house. They really aren't think this through.

No. 1021213

Because they are both that conceited and narcissistic that it would never occur to them that they would ever not be popular.

No. 1021295

Well all I can say is that they better not act all surprised if their poor planning backfires on them.

No. 1021299

There's no way they will be approved for a mortgage with no way to prove their income anyway

No. 1022191

Fair point, looks like they'll be stuck where they are for awhile unless they just get another apartment.

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No. 1026029

Can confirm the graveyard sex thing. Lots of controversy and tea on that

No. 1026058

So Kaya confirmed they're no longer moving
so what exactly are they going to do with all the money their fans gave them to help them move?

No. 1026119

Looking forward to Jake's new gaming rig and clothing hauls.
Kaya might get some junk food out of the deal.

No. 1026127

Sorry but what graveyard sex thing?

No. 1026138

The same thing that they did when they rinsed their fans with that Kickstarter they did a few years back that didn't materialise.

No. 1026208

They get way with everything moving was never going happen it just way for them to get money from those fans .he got new place for his band he calls it new studio .they both will keep taking as long those people keep giving .he's say they going buy big house .then he gets about 5k on Sundays stream .I don't know why as he so fake

No. 1026457


If you receive benefits in the UK, are you required to report any additional income you earn? That's how it works here (ausfag), and you'd be immediately cut off for failing to do so.

No. 1026478

Yep you're supposed to declare any extra income.
On certain benefits you are allowed to work a certain amount of hours per week but that must be declared too, and only up to a certain amount of money.
I very much doubt these two are declaring anything.

No. 1026568

Are there any loopholes though? Like this money is technically gifted rather than earned? Wouldn’t surprise me if it’s a grey area as it’s not like most benefits/UC claimants have people gifting them £££

No. 1026581

Seems to be a grey area as 'voluntary payments' don't seem to affect benefits.
However their patreon and adsense earnings would surely count.
I can't see the Jobcentre being very happy with them receiving hundreds in "voluntary payments" each week though.

I wonder if they are on UC, there would still be the expectation of them actively looking for work, which they clearly aren't.

They could be claiming disability benefits, which is still fraudulent if they are fit to work .

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This is were fans money going on the studio that he gos to in Belfast is most expensive one it's called white dragon

No. 1026717

Stumpy as always

No. 1026986

I think jake style is so put on like he trys to hard to look different when for the longest time he looked so normal like a year ago he looked so much better rather then the messy try hard now

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Fools keep giving …why

No. 1029466

Kaya is really scamming spooky box club by not giving them a video per box and lumping them all into one

No. 1029507

Why don't you report them for being frauds? I'd do if I was in the same country.(do not encourage cowtipping)

No. 1029548

Why would anyone give them money?? Out all the people who need money like homeless or chairty companies why them??? What do they do that's so amazing all toxic does is complain about wanting free stuff and all jake does is put on clown makeup I cant understand why people are throwing their money away like that ? Someone please enlighten me

No. 1031438

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No. 1031789

"#breakthejake with kindness"
So kindness just involves giving him money now?
Has he ever encouraged his fans to pay it forward or i don't know, donate to a local charity or food bank?
Didn't think so.

No. 1032982

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If you had real job Jake

No. 1033524

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No. 1033995

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She must have Google it ..as she no nothing of history of goth .

No. 1035301

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No. 1052032

Jaek Minho

No. 1094292

ironic of her since she is always whining about "cancel culture". I guess it's okay to cancel someone if they have a different opinion than you though, right kaya?

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No. 1190776

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Love this comparison

No. 1190886

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no real drama here but kaya has decided to be gyaru now and is spamming the main fb gyaru groups acting like she is the world's authority on gyaru bc she's been interested in it for many years. Is she trying to use some of her online cred in the goth community to get an edge in the gyaru comm?

No. 1190929

Wearing a huge cardigan and loose socks isn’t gyaru Kaya. She’s so good with make up but doesn’t get the silhouette of a basic gyaru eye make? She could definitely wear rokku gyaru but this is just sad

No. 1190966


She's way too old for kogyaru, whatever she is doing rn just looks ddlg at this point, especially since she put no effort into making her makeup and styling look gyaru. Agreed, if she got off her high horse and let herself take time to learn, an edgier substyle or even something like agejo would flatter her a lot more than whatever she is doing now.

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You're such a good guy doing the ugly groomer a favor lol

No. 1191035

could you even imagine heading to supervalu for some taytos and deli chicken and you see this shit

No. 1191041

She still hasn't realised she's too damn lazy for styles that require actual thought and effort. And let's get real Kaya, your outfits don't work because you can't fit into brands from japan.

No. 1191313

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I tried something with Meitu kek

Sorry for the brows but hers are a mess

No. 1191390

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Saged for same shit different day, but this cow's too funny.

Kaya: okay, locking myself in the studio for an entire evening. Gotta be super productive, not leaving without a video!!1!

Kaya in literally 19 minutes: sorry guise, I don't like how I look in the footage, there will be no video.

So, you're trying to say you went into the studio for an ENTIRE evening of work, and in just 19 minutes you've managed to get off the internet, start your setup running, filmed an entire arse video, sat down to edit it, and managed to get as far with the editing that you've realised that you don't look how you'd wanted to and it's beyond neither 'repairing' nor getting over it? And also managed to get back on twitter to complain? All in 19 minutes? Damn, you're operating at the speed of light all of a sudden? Because even if you were filming a 5 minute video, and your entire set was readily on standby, that timeframe is ridiculously unrealistic.

And it doesn't just end there, lol. You went in for a productive work evening in the studio, allegedly tried for 19 minutes, didn't like how you looked and instead of doing what any sane person would do – change what you didn't like about your look – idk redo the makeup / hair / outfit, change the lighting – you just straight up proceed to playing DDR, and 40 minutes into doing so, brag about your 'oh so cool socks for DDR' on the internet. Kaya, are you 10 years old?

Dude, if you're gonna BS, at least make it believable.
And if, in reality, you just wanted to do nothing and play DDR, just go ahead and do nothing and play DDR! And own it. You're an adult, you don't need to rent an entire studio for the the guise of 'work' just to go there to play games, and then spam the web with your pity party how your workday was ruined because of seagulls, the neighbours, or the government.
If you want to play, play. If you want to work, work. Knock it off with all this clownery.

No. 1191394

The timestamps oh lord. She isn't even trying.

I'm pretty sure the real reason for the studio is to try and consciously uncouple with Jake, as one anon suggested upthread. That's what fellow lazy goth ItsBlackFriday did before breaking up with the German guy.

No. 1193980

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"Nowhere near obese" keep telling yourself that love…

No. 1194076

Kek at the person hinting at her fat ass

No. 1230827

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>im nowhere near obese on the bmi

No. 1404237

Why did this threat die?

I guess all the relationships doubters were right since they broke up since

No. 1404274

Maybe it makes sense to move the milk over here?
Did Stumpy post the Alien Video already?

No. 1423166

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Welp, do we resurrect this thread or what, since Altcows 23 was overrun with Jake/Kaya milk?

Picrel, the mod who messaged that Gothmaam woman (who did the YT drama vid on the situation) tweeted this today, and Gothmaam has since removed her video where she spilled the tea about how Jake got kicked out of his own server for wanting to post his nudes even though loads of members are minors.

Sounds like a lot of shit is going down behind the scenes, I wonder if Jake is throwing threats and defamation claims around

No. 1423179

We decided in the Altcow thread to keep it there since other altcows could be involved

No. 1423190

No one’s started #24 though and the milk keeps flowing

I’d do it but I’m working late

No. 1423253

Well in the meantime until there's a new altcows thread, major is back live on twitch right now and has said that he and silver (another ex-mod from Jakes discord) are both trying to avoid confrontation but are both pretty pissed off about everything.

The talk on twitter is also that Jake's been banned from his own discord because he posted OF content where there were minors using the server, but no receipts for that only hearsay.

No. 1423267

and you didn't consider posting a link to the stream?

No. 1423280

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Someone in the chat asked when his discord would come back. He mentioned next week and he's just trying to avoid "issues" for the moment.

No. 1423292

New altcows thread is live >>>/snow/1423288

No. 1444520

Does anyone know where’s the new alt thread? I think it should be #25

No. 1475513

Where's 26?

No. 1475890

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Fake and his homewrecker were apparently hanging out last night drinking their 'long island iced teas'. Can't believe #26 hasn't been started yet.

No. 1475892

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Just so proud of how his entire new relationship seems to hinge on this shitty drink.

No. 1475898


she looks a bit like J* in this pic. like if he was cosplaying as KVD.
please start or share a new thread link. I'm going to start drinking Long Island ice tea if it continues to be so dry.

No. 1475926

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"ya boy" bragging about drinking & sitting "so well". I cringe so hard

No. 1475930

He's a full blown alcoholic at this point.

No. 1475933

Wtf is going on with that heart tattoo

No. 1475936

No idea about this woman's character apart from her sleeping with Jake (gross), but she can do better than him. Bragging about ice teas she should get him to buy her a car.

No. 1476052

Wait so it's still as cool to brag about how drunk you're getting when you're in your 30s as it is when you're 15?
Got it.

No. 1476100

The secondhand embarrassment I feel from their drunkposting is immeasurable. They are so immature.

No. 1476356

Is it possible to have a midlife crisis at 30? Because this is what it is

No. 1476475

>long island ice teas
love when a cocktail is a substitute for a personality

No. 1476494

I've started working on a new altcow thread. I won't be able to finish it til I get off work tonight, unless someone makes one before then

No. 1476586

I considered making one but I'm only here for the milk, I've not got the stomach to be as savage as these thread summaries seem to be.

No. 1476607

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He's sick, again. Couldn't possibly be his body reacting to the massive amounts of literal poison. Because he can't get hungover, remember?

No. 1476622

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And Reilly is jealous LOL. Note calling him "dude" instead of "daddy" for like the first time. The newest snaccs are starting to catch on to his bullshit.

No. 1476871


LOL so much for "no one can tell me daddy is a bad guy." maybe Reilly will put a hex on them.

No. 1476897

New thread is up >>>/snow/1476895

No. 1518205

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Kaya hanging out with Emily and the cringe crew. Whats with that large roll of fat drooping over Emilies boot kek. sad that Kaya is the best looking one there

No. 1518217

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why does eb always make such stupid faces? Kaya looks good. too bad she's such a lazy bitch

No. 1518220

>old TT & Jake thread
>bumps to call Emily ugly
You’re not even trying to be subtle, Raven. Kek

No. 1518228


please let us know if anyone is working on a new thread #27! I feel like I feel between med fills. thanks!

No. 1518257

That's her knee bent towards the camera idiot

No. 1518277

every thread should be a fake and kaya thread then because y'all won't dare allow anyone else to be brought up without accusing them of being hagraven. this thread was bumped the last time we were waiting for a new one to get made but ofc since emily is mentioned its invalid

her knee with a roll of fat covering the top of her boot kek

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Not interested in making a new thread so I just leave this here.

No. 1518773

Wow, she’s getting creative with these excuses for not filming videos.

No. 1518774

Using this is a surrogate altcows thread to say that Jude Bishop's friend, who got some e-fame alongside her from the same barcroft video, came back from her hiatus.

>Says she's let go of her aesthetic, after feeling pressured to retain it bc it was her social media content

>lockdown made her introspective, realised her aesthetic was a comfort thing, doesn't regret it but not into it anymore, feels it was materialistic
>is now about peace and love, is thankful for little things, assures the viewer she's not a hippie now but also says she wants to "raise the consciousness of this planet", and that she "thanks trees" and sends people "telepathic love frequencies" kek

No. 1518789

I can make a thread when I get off work tonight unless someone makes one before then

No. 1518807


they "always happen" because she is so out of practice and infrequently sees the entire process through, so it's this whole ordeal for her. she doesn't want to do it. if you want to upload your content you'll find a way, you won't bitch and moan that "I was about to, but then I couldn't turn on one of several of my cameras/I accidentally erased my video because after all these years as a youtuber, I've never learned to save my work! can you believe how everything bad happens to me?"
if she is so shocked by things mysteriously going wrong when she tries to "work," she ought to take it as a sign to find a new calling.
I'm one of the people who thought she needed time to heal and stuff. now the excuses are getting to be too much. if she said "I won't be posting on YouTube until life is perfect, for now catch up with me on instagram or tiktok or twitter" it would be less obnoxious than a once a week "frantic" update of dumb excuse that she was going to film or upload a new video, but her dog ate her equipment.

No. 1518974

well, kaya uploaded a new video.

(not sure how to embed videos, sorry about that.)

>says she means to vlog on her phone, but 'keeps forgetting to for some reason'
>complains about househunting and how 'stressful' it's been
>mentions helping friends move, paint, ect
>says she has a busy week coming up but doesn't dive into it
>mentions wanting to get back into streaming, then complains about how it 'isn't feasible' until she moves into a new place due to losing access to the other studio room. like bitch, what? you can record whole ass videos, but can't stream???
>complains about her makeup being too vibrant 8 fucking million times
>mentions nice weather, then says she should probably stay in and 'do some work'. what work? kek
>complains about being tired, fed up with things
>clarifies she's not upset about the breakup, she's sad because of 'other things'. like girl, i would be kinda sad too if my ex was flaunting his disgusting ass 'baby' who's more like a mom to him all over the internet.
>talks about creeps on bikes circling her car at the studio late at night, says she 'needs out'
>claims she has 'fun stuff' coming up and says she'll try to vlog… watch as we don't get any vlogs kek
>complains about main vlog camera being broken and not being able to figure out second vlog camera
>rambles about house decoration
>whines about not being able to pay for the studio when she gets a house
>rambles about random shit until the end of the video

No. 1519003

>mentions wanting to get back into streaming, then complains about how it 'isn't feasible' until she moves into a new place due to losing access to the other studio room. like bitch, what? you can record whole ass videos, but can't stream???

She's said that the internet in the studio she's in is terrible, but it worked better in the other studio (presumably because of the location in the building.).

No. 1519150

new thread is up >>>/snow/1519148

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