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No. 163246

We have threads about people you wanna fuck but what about the people you wanna befriend? Male or female, shamefully or not, it all goes here

No. 163247

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I wanna be friends with brah

No. 163248

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Nice thread! I wanna be friends with the Jew from Game Grumps

No. 163252

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I'm serious

No. 163253

>>163248
I didn't recognize him without his magnificent jewfro

No. 163302

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Love her

No. 163307

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Jacob of the naked, jakey christy

No. 163325

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>>163307
Lol yes I would love to be his friend. I'm sullen and reserved, and extroverted golden-retriever-people tend to bring me out of my shell. He reminds me of one of my best friends a lot.

No. 163326

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Trash King himself, john waters

No. 163329

>>163325
I swear to god, i hate vidya sperging but even that he made sound interesting, also the fact that he is quite tall makes me think he would be nice to hangout with, a lil funny bodyguard man. The "vlog" he did was so fucking funny to me.

No. 163330

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No. 163332

>>163252
… But why?

No. 163338

>>163330
what does this mean

No. 163348

>>163330
what kind of long-ass neck does he have to be able to shove his 'head down there'? this needs some context

No. 163371


No. 163446

I want to be friends with skurleton the wannabe voice actor who makes stupid meme videos which I love. I love when he does the soldier voice

No. 163451

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>>163246
I want to be friends with those fat milwaukee frauds. Macaulay Culkin is cool too I guess.

No. 163468

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She's funny and she could teach my basic bitch ass a thing or two about makeup.

>>163307
Seconded. Jakey seems like a really cool dude.

No. 163475

>>163468
She seems cool and so does jakey, we could all be friends anon, hold my fucking uwu

No. 163482

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I wanna hang out with Loepsie and her rats

No. 163484

>>163451
I want to be friends with Jay and the Canadians only.

No. 163505

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I usually watch Moriah Elizabeth's videos as background noise but I love that she has a cutesy channel about stuffed animals and squishies, yet has a very chill normie personality.

No. 163506

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you guys are probably going to say that I'm an awful zoomer but I really like watching Brittany Broski and Sarah Schauer and I wish I could be friends with them

No. 163507

>>163506
same anon. they're just wholesome together.

would really wanna hang out with mike's mic from youtube.

No. 163550

>>163507
MIKE oh my god yes, did you know he has a masters degree

No. 163621

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Jerm

No. 163632

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Honestly, probably Lindsay Ellis. Sure, she sucks hontra's and other TRAs' dicks, but she has her head screwed on right otherwise, and I like her media analyses.
>>163507
>>163621
Same.

No. 163638

>>163632
God she's fucking insufferable.

No. 163642

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& I don't think I'm alone with this one

No. 163648

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This anon

No. 163654

>>163638
seconding this

No. 163725

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I don't even like fighters that much but his enthusiasm towards them is infectious.

No. 163727

>>163725
seconding, he's the best Best Friend. Would also like to be friends with Pat and Paige, but only in very small doses because they are tiny retards and would probably get on my nerves in the long run.

No. 163783

>>163759
I feel you but then farmers write to me and I'm bored cause we hardly have anything in common

No. 165039

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I just wanna stare at him as a friend

In fact, I will do precisely that and start watching some Tom Selleck movies

I feel like I prematurely posted a lot of people I wanna fuck in those threads but actually they just fascinate me platonically

No. 165040

>>163642
kek same

No. 165043

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Hell yep

No. 165050

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i wanna do shrooms with him

No. 165053

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I don’t know why, but I think we could get along.

No. 165056

>>165053
Can I hang out with you guys?

No. 165061

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>>165056
Of course! Anon, but on Wednesdays we dress like pic related.

No. 165062

>>165061
I'd want nothing else ♥

No. 165063

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>>165053
>>165056
>>165061
>>165062
I wanna be friends with your murderer

No. 165069

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No. 165640

>>163246 Azealia Banks. I feel like we would be besties.

No. 165651

>>165640
Anon love yourself she's unhinged and would probably sacrifice you like one of her chickens

No. 165658

>>165651
that's what makes her fun!

No. 165672

>>165640
you'd get along like besties for a bit but then you'd do one thing that unintentionally pisses her off and she'd try to ruin your life lol. feel like she'd be fun as a very casual friend if she kept you up on her drama though

No. 165725

>>165658 exactly!

No. 165726

>>165672 lol anon you are just jelly of our imaginary friendship.

No. 165739

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We don't have the same interests at all but I think Jenny Nicholson would be fun to hang out with.

No. 165750

>>165739
Seconding this, although I actually share a lot of interests with her. She just seems like a good, caring friend

No. 165962

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Kalel Cullen (Anthony from Smosh's ex). She has so many mental health issues but I feel like I can fix her.

No. 165966

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I swear I'm not the kind of person you think I am. He just seems so interesting and I'm an ex-adict too.
>>165739
I want to go to Disney with her, I've never been so I think she'd be really fun to go with.
>>165962
I used to watch her when youtube vegan drama was at its peak. Is she still vegan? Did she ever confirm if she had/has an ED?

No. 165969

>>165966
i understand you anon.

No. 165977

>>165739
I think some of her videos are annoying but I would love to go to Disney with her since she knows so much about it

No. 166485

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my queen

No. 166562

>>165966
me too anon he seems really interesting i'd love to pick at his brain

No. 167514

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he just seems like a fun guy to play games with. bonus points for according to other people, being very nice and respectful.

No. 167549

>>165966
>Is she still vegan?
She quit, like every vegan does

No. 167648

>>167514
i am so in love with this man. vincent vinesauce is my perfect/ideal guy

No. 168180

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Would love to be his camerawomen and meet weird people around USA with him.

No. 168182

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>>168180
Sounds fucking awesome. I wanna do the same thing, but with Tom Green. Such a nice and happy dude.

No. 168192

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I want to go camping with Jake Angeli

No. 168193

>>168192
I legit thought this was Pewdiepie

No. 168194

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she's so pretty and so interesting I could only pray to be as eccentric as her.

No. 168196

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>>168193
Please do not speak about him like that

No. 168197

>>168194
I'd wanna be friends w someone like this who was maybe a little more edgy bc I feel like I would offend this chick with my lifestyle.

No. 168200

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I want to platonically cuddle with Yung Gravy

No. 168203

>>168200
I could definitely see him falling into a k-hole, so he might need that afterward tbh. Then he'd write some neato bars about the experience.

No. 168207

>>163725
Based and Wooliepilled. I would also be besties with Woolie.

No. 168209

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I wanna hit on barely legal boys with Shallon Lester

No. 168213

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Whoever wrote this post on here. Anon, if you're reading this, i think youre super cool.
idfk, people don't usually have a combo of roman history and esoterics who were into blood-sex-sugar magic y'know

No. 168259

>>168209
I wanna teach her how to draw on her fucking eyebrows

No. 168323

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The coolest celebrity couple that I can think of off the top of my head

No. 168534

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I have 0 desire to meet celebs, even artists I like in general, but Post Malone is probably one the only celebs I'd enjoy having a chat with. We'd talk about emo bands and shit, and he seems like a very down to earth and chill dude

No. 168536

>>168534
he probably smells

No. 168543

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>>163451
Came to this thread to post Mack. Should have known he’d already be here. The RLM boys are an excellent bonus.

No. 168544

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I am not a democrat, not a Biden fan, not a Kamala fan. But the more I find out about Cole and Ella, the more I just want to be their best friends and hang out with them.

No. 168554

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No. 168572

>>168554
Isn't he a huge creep who fucks underage girls?

No. 168589

>>168554
dude yes

No. 168594

>>168209

Yess, I know she's probably batshit insane and unstable but she's always seemed really fun to hang out with and just talk shit

No. 169747


No. 169900

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not sure which thread should i put her in but i want to be fwb with her with equal emphasis on both the f and the b parts

No. 169912

>>168572
>who fucks underage girls
Who doesn't?(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 169924

>>163252
me too. I love venti. she cracks me up and is herself regardless. people call her a pickme but she doesn't give me that impression. plus she has an eye for colour and style I envy.
I've always thought she was uniquely cute/pretty. idk I just like her. she can laugh at herself too which is mad props.

No. 169950

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Pewdiepie

He seems like a genuine person who doesn't take himself too seriously but also takes responsibility for his actions. He seems to be a non-judgemental person.

On the flipside, his wife/ex-YouTuber is someone I wouldn't want to be friends with. Very annoying and self centered. It's nice that they're together though.

No. 169954

>>169950
He genuinely comes off as having a distaste for women imo. He does seem self-aware about his flaws at least. Wouldn't pass up the chance to hang out with him either.

No. 169971

>>169950
>He seems to be a non-judgemental person.
This thread feels like bizarro world.

No. 169975

>>169950
Oh my, is that what he looks like anymore? Tbh without his twinky euro body there's really nothing redeeming about his screechy edgelord personality. He doesn't like women and dogwhistles for 4chan and other "dark" coolio websites to retain his base.
Hopefully you'd only be his friend for the clout like every other sensible person does.

No. 169980

>>169954
Does he? It seems like he dislikes certain types of women, usually a personality type e-celebs and "thots" possess. He seems to not like that in male e-celebs either as well so idk. Maybe I missed a lore.

>>169975
No, it's an edit. He's quite toned now.
Don't think dog-whistling is bad if you believe in them yourself. I'd say it's bad if he didn't want that kind of attention but did it for views. It seems like he went through a phase and learned from it, or either is keeping it incognito.

No. 169984

>>168554
Lmao he’s fucking repulsive. Get help.

No. 169985

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>>169975
>>169975
Anon, its an edit.

No. 169988

>>169984
This. MDE or CumTown fans are obnoxious as fuck, especially females
Women who have crush on Sam Hyde and Nick Mullen are serious pickmes and the modern "i'm not like other girls" without saying it

No. 169990

>>169975
>dogwhistles for 4chan and other "dark" coolio websites to retain his base
Lmao I watched some among us videos he was in last year and I was tinfoiling his every move like "huh he's using the white character with a viking hat…his discord avatar is giga chad….what did he mean by this" like a complete retard lmfao but it's frustrating because it's like, the most inconsequential stuff that most people won't even notice, but you just know that he knows, and it's fucking cringe

No. 169999

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>>169988
what about stav, anon? his laugh captured my soul it's so retarded, I love how not serious he takes himself, I even bought his calendar. Picrel, look at that fat fuck. He'd eat your pussy for hours then take you out to get hot wings

No. 170019

pupinia stewart

No. 170046

>>169990
Tbf the white and black among us characters are the best looking ones

I don’t see why a Viking hat is signaling if it’s his culture. I’d say it’s sus and mild appropriation if it wasn’t. He isn’t a mutt from America, he’s an actual immigrant.

No. 170048

>>169999
stavros is a pedophile

No. 170081

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I wish I could reach through time and pull her from her bell jar into my life. I would share my shrink with her, than my flat. I would help her find wholesome local news to make movies on youtube about and also do puppet shows for children in hospitals. We would be best friends living and laughing together and she would never feel the need to actually kill herself.
yes this is not realistic, just let me dream
Christine was so beautiful, inside and out. She deserved so much better. I love her and every now and then my heart breaks all over again when I think how lonely she was through most of her life.

No. 170085

>>170081
She seemed like a really interesting person based on the documentaries I watched about her, I would have loved to be her friend as well

No. 170086

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I read her blog and she seemed such a lovely person. We could have discussed literature, poetry, arthouse movies and could have played Crash Bandicoot together

No. 170089

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she's so fucking shameless, i love it.
>tfw you will never smoke weed with kaceytron

No. 170429

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He seems like a really sweet, chill guy with a great taste in movies. I'd like to just hang out with him talking about artsy fartsy films all day

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>>168192
>>168554
>>169999
>>169950
the absolute state of this thread…

Anyway, I would love to be friend with Björk, she seems to have a really interesting personality as well as tons of talent

No. 170557

>>170536
I would agree but then I remember this anon I think in the rock star celebricows thread in /ot/, who claimed to have worked backstage with her (and others) and said she isn't like her image. They said she was mean and an alcoholic

No. 170558

>>170536
>>170557
Ah found it, though you can choose whether to believe or not >>>/ot/457737
>>>/ot/457869

No. 170678

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They're so fucking cool.

No. 170682

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No. 170689

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idc i love them so much, their friendship reminds me so much of how me and my friend group interact, like adhd level unhinged but actually funny. the latest episode of sweet boys gave me an unreal dose of serotonin and makes me miss my friends during the pandy so much!!!

also i ended up watching compilations of like "shane being an awful friend to garrett/ drew for x minutes straight" "shane dawson vlogs but it's just garrett and andrew" etc and it really makes it clear that i only ever liked that content because of them, and it's not a reach at all to say andrew is like 99% responsible for shane's 2018 era documentary style stuff being so entertaining for the most part. just compare an episode of "the sip" which shane edits, to an episode of "sweet boys" or even regular drew monson videos. i'm so glad all his actually cool friends left him behind and i hope it stays that way lol

No. 170708

I wish I could just be in the presence of of this girl.

No. 170710

>>170708
Your video reminded me of this old vid of this girl from tumblr talking about "blents", who I kind of wanted to be friends with.

No. 170717

>>170708
My god she is magnificent

>>170710
"That's not me, I'm above that" lmaoooooo

No. 170762

>>170710
I love her.
This is Cash Me Outside How Bow Dat girl in alternate light reality, where she never went on the Dr Phil show and instead became wholesome.

No. 170768

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>>170689

garrett is awesome. i wish he had spoken out about shane. theres some youtube videos of shane saying hes in a cool relationship. then he breaks up and meets ryland. after this when shane talks about garrett, he says it was a fling and they werent serious at all. denying that they had a real thing which they did. i just cant imagine being that shitty. id be pissed. and that garrett stayed quiet when he did it.

then the pedo accusations came out and garrett still didnt talk shit about shane. i dont know, i wish he had acknowledged the situation. but he like mytoecold (another king) just preferred to never mention shane again. i just found their relationship so bizarre, i would kill to know what exactly happened between them. cause shane talked about the relationship and said contradicting things. so i cant stop wondering all the things garrett is keeping to himself. he really is one mature and patient motherfucker for never calling him out. he seems like a very sweet guy! if shane had stayed with him and not with vapid twink i wonder how different things would be. they hit it off so well and had chemistry, when shane interacts with ryland its never like that. shame is very much still a cow no matter what, but i feel like things right now would be way different if garret had stayed. he probably wouldnt have been an enabler to all the petty evil shit he does.

what a fucking downgrade. from garrett, this cool guy you get along with and seems like a very nice guy. to obvious attention whore that doesnt give a shit about you. now that i think about it he didnt deserve garret at all. but its just crazy. imagine dating fucking garret and leaving him and proposing him to that fag. worms for brains. i would marry garrett in a heartbeat. what an idiot.

No. 170769

>>170768
speaking of mytoecold i would love to hang out with him, he seems to be a really nice guy and he’s funny and has a great personality, plus i relate to him with mental illness stuff. just a cool dude really

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>>170769

i love mytoecold and wish he didn't disappear so much. i love his humor. i want to meet him and his grandma and chill. they seem like a good time.

also lol at shane liking this pic when trisha said he talked shit about drew to her

No. 170869

I feel like I would have a really fun time IRL with him, drinking some beers, talking about niche internet memes, horror movies and listening to classic rock. When we got drunk enough I'd ask to braid his hair

No. 170876

>>170689
Garret is the first person I thought of when I saw the topic of this thread, he's lovely. He's also very active with his followers so I've had a few little chats with him, the parasocial fondness is through the roof it's a little embarrassing lol.

I don't really get Andrew though. I think he's one of those guys nobody would give a fuck about if he weren't conventionally attractive, because his personality is a bit pasta-flavored. Maybe I'm just salty because of all the motion-sickness his 'pro videography skills' have given me over the years kek

No. 171151

I was looking for ASMR that doesn't involve sexual moaning or scantily clad women trying to apply makeup on me and that's how I found her channel. She seems like such a sweet person

No. 171626

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I totally get why people find her a bit annoying because she's overly wholesome but I really do think it's earnest, she gets so fucking excited by the dumb shit she does in the kitchen I truly think if she didn't have a yt channel she'd be making weird ass cakes alone or with her kids and getting just as hyped about them. Plus she has bees and chickens and a huge garden, she'd just be fun to hang out with. Plus she made an idubbbz reference/shoutout in a video once which tells me there's definitely another side to her personality that she chooses not to display on her channel.

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>>171626
I find the way she chews absolutely off putting it’s weird. It’s like with the front teeth.

No. 171632

>>171631
I honestly had trouble watching her for the first time because for some reason her eating face always read as disgust. I guess that's just her face. I still think her videos are interesting. She is brave enough to eat the worst imaginable shit and still find a way to make me wanna try it, its mesmerizing.

No. 171670

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Besides Jerma, I really want to be friends with Joel from Vinesauce. He seems so chill and fun to be around.

>>171631
I feel the same way. She always has this look on her face like she's eating dog shit, but I guess that's just the way she looks when she chews.

No. 171872

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I know I'll probably get shit since he's a twitch streamer and gamer but I find him reminiscing of my old friends and overall funny.

No. 171874

>>171872
Sugar Pine 7's fall from grace has been devastating to see. He'll always be a silly and funny Minecraft youtuber to me though. Good taste, anon!

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I want to know Melania's secrets

No. 212013

>>168323
So fucking underrated. You're the real g in this thread

No. 212430

>>171151
I honestly want a house tour based on that Murakami print alone

No. 212433

>>211682
I remember an old clip of her, when she was talking about Trump entertaining a political career, she said she would divorce/leave him, kinda jokey but not really. It was early 2000s or so and at a country club.

No. 215432

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Nfkrz seems like a chill guy to be friends with. When I see him filming videos with his friends you can tell that he's kind of socially awkward, but he tries his best, which is relatable. Also seems like he has his own opinions about things and while he has internet/4chan humor he's not an actual misogynist or racist which is refreshing nor is he a trend-chasing zoomer. We're also the same age so I think that's cool. I don't know maybe he's actually a dick, but I haven't seen any dirt about him at least.

No. 215463

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Adam from yourmoviesucks, I wanna watch bad movies with him and Ralph. IHE too but to a lesser degree

No. 215465

>>211682
I love Melania Trump. I want to have an awkward conversation with her over tea and pastries. She would occasionally narrow her lizardy eyes as if she wants to ask a question, but would hold back, but there would be a mutual feeling of understanding regardless. She would know, indeed, many secrets, but could only imply at things, and give hints, forming a clandestine communication between us as a result. I imagine, also, her standing beside Donald as he says stuff and does things. She would look for me in the crowd and I would smile and pull a face. She would then try to respond, but only be able to stretch her face into a semi uncomfortable grimace, with a little affection. My goodness do I love that permanently uncomfortable expression of hers. I want us to be uncomfortable together. I want us to make eye contact with narrowed eyes at important people and make them uncomfortable too. That would be our activity together. Sometimes she would let me brush her hair back for her or put a necklace on, because we both mutually desire warmth, but we don’t need to say out loud. And we would sit in silence together, skipping out on conferences, maybe I would find out what she does on the internet, or we could go to an amusement park, and have a great time. I can just imagine her frozen, narrow eyed face, stoic and elegant even on a plummeting rollercoaster. When we were done, we could eat greasy theme park foods, and she would have a flash of mischief in her eyes at eating chips and other junk foods, but she would feel free and happy. She would probably wear loose shorts and a blouse, and attempt to keep her hair pristine and smooth, so this would be embarrassing, and she would look so adorable when she gets embarrassed at her messiness. Maybe I would annoy her enough that she would swat my arm a little too hard, and then would open her narrowed eyes in fear, and stroke my arm affectionately, which is a grand gesture as she is robotic. My grand gesture would be working hard at an entry level job, just to buy her a cute necklace, which she could have many of, but she cherishes it because I gave it out of love. And she would let me wear skirts and blazers to match her, but she would have the most beautiful figure in formal skirts, but I would try not to let her see I was looking. When we have spent a year together, we will grow cold and confused, but then I will meet up one evening, and we will have a greasy meal at a greasy diner at 2am, and plan to run away, with her husband’s money. She would dye her hair pink and go by Mel, and we would live in a cabin by a lake with two cats, where I could fish for us and she would cook lovely dinners with it, and we would plan hikes and talk about books together. At sunset, she would look over the lake, bathed in soft pink light, and although her face was entirely stiff and Melania, I would see contentment in her eyes. I love Melania Trump.

No. 215472

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I don't really watch much of animated YouTubers like JaidenAnimations or TheOdds1sOut but I do watch most of Emirichu and being friends with her would be pretty nice. She does reminds me of a dear friend of mine's from highschool that I haven't spoke to in years. She's kind, beautiful, cute, likes anime/cartoon/game/otaku/cute stuff and is an amazing artist. She even made a replica of the Animal Crossing present with the balloon as a birthday gift for her friend which is just so sweet and talented of her. Like honeslty, I feel so inspired and want to do something or be similar like her. I know if she's atually dating Daidus but I feel like he doesn't deserve her. He's kinda cringey and coomerish.

No. 215475

Grav3yard girl Carrie underwood would be my posse. I'd say Lana but I always felt like she was a party pooper Karen

No. 215479

>>215463
didn't he defend beastality once

No. 215491

>>215463

Same. A gift for you, nona.

No. 215492

>>215463
He made a post defending troons being in sports saying basically who cares. Besides that cringe, he’s funny and we share a lot of the same opinions/criticisms. I like that he defends his point of view and doesn’t act fake his persona

No. 215507

File: 1638338224358.jpg (Spoiler Image,449.32 KB, 1858x980, 805.jpg)

>>215492
>I like that he defends his point of view and doesn’t act fake his persona
Defending actual real animal fucking is pushing it tbh. This thread is really something.. I'd a-log him if I met him irl.

No. 215509

>>215463
It sucks that he's a degenerate furry but I think his reviews are largely good and informative. Also his playthrough of the Life Is Strange games is fucking hilarious and I always watch them when I need a laugh

No. 215510

>>215492
I have bad news anon, he's gay.

No. 215612

File: 1638409308762.jpeg (1.1 MB, 1302x1428, B061FB33-81B8-4ECC-9E90-827DB4…)

I saw this meme and immediately remembered this chick, I bet she smells good and is very nice irl.

No. 215627

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Looking through my folder of men, I totally think any of the trio of guys at the Jim Henson Studio would've been great fun to be around. But Jerry Nelson probably would've been the coolest.

No. 215666

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No. 216456

File: 1638960687659.jpg (149.61 KB, 1200x1522, JCC.jpg)

I don't know why

No. 217039

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I watched his TED Talk and at the end, spoke what he wanted to do beyond his website and the tech world

No. 217040

>>167514
thirded, he's such a sweet man and deserves only good things

No. 217144

File: 1639364788821.gif (7.96 MB, 335x251, Tumblr_l_579264230734450.gif)

Toby Stephens has this very pleasant, chill dad energy. He's geeky, but in a laid back, non-performative way.

No. 217146

File: 1639365160170.gif (4.23 MB, 540x540, Tumblr_l_580151664288375.gif)

I've heard that Joe Keery is nice IRL. I know someone who ran into him in Chicago once. Honestly I'd be friends with him or fuck him. He just seems very sweet and cuddly.

No. 217147

>>170429
Honestly, Jay, Rich, and Jack all seem like fun people to be friends with. I know part of their marketability is their camaraderie and chemistry on-screen, but it feels very organic. They personalities don't feel unnatural or forced like most YouTubers, and it makes them very enjoyable to watch.

No. 217157

>>215627

Deep dove into Jim Henson recently and god do I want to befriend him. Funny as hell. The silly-dork-but-actually-genius personality I love in a pal.

No. 217201

>>163252
same tbh but I'm too lazy to make my own post about it

No. 217206

File: 1639418309397.png (375.06 KB, 640x480, knudsen and jabroni.png)

these two, don't know what it is but they have a really good energy both separately and together, they have what I'm into platonically

No. 217210

>>215465
KEK why do you assume she's so stiff and autistic, anonna? Also this is a nice copypasta, if a little niche.

No. 217218

francis bourgeois, tiktik train guy

No. 217249

>>217206
Holllly fucck anon, I always watch their streams together, I want someone I can hang out with like this, also would be friends with Joel

No. 217283

>>217210
I watch her face sometimes in interviews and stuff. Her face does seem a little stiff to me, and I think she wanted a sugar daddy, not to be the First Lady, so she’s uncomfortable with it. Also I wrote this from the bottom of my heart at 2am, it is not a copypasta, simply an ode to the one that my heart burns for, my stiff, elegant Melania.

No. 217316

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I recently got into Kaiji and looked for fanfics after finishing it. Found this fujo in the process, she's obsessed with Ichijou and comes off as an autistic spaz, which reminds me a bit of myself. Would love to talk to her about Kaiji crying scenes and befriend her, but I don't think I could do it. I haven't made friends in years.

No. 217347

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My parasocial weakness, literally the whole cast of Dimension 20, but especially Brennan and Emily (ginger and black haired girl). Yes I am autistic and everything else you might assume based on the fact that I keep up with several DnD podcasts. Except that I was too weird and shy to be a theater kid and now live vicariously thru this shit. Thanks for making me accept how bad the pandemic hit my already limited social skills, lol.

No. 217958

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He seems like such a nice and wholesome person. Would go hiking with.

No. 219230

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I would hang with Tish Simmonds and her mum, they seem nice

No. 219250

>>217958
i think about how his shits would be so often. disgusting. especially after he smokes those old ass cigarettes. he must shit himself. i bet he shits the bed. i think there would probably be a lot of floaty poops with bright colors, orange, and red, in his toilet. god i can't imagine how his stomach feels after he eats that slop and takes a drag of that old tobacco. the nic sick head rush must be awful. makes me feel so nauseous typing this.(stop it scat-chan)

No. 219275

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I wanna be friends with Emmie

No. 219354

>>219250
he has mentioned multiple times he has no insurance, so he was probably dropping these catastrophic, brightly hued loads regularly, without insurance. it's absolute insanity. maybe he does have it now though.

No. 219358

File: 1640472199605.jpg (59.2 KB, 1280x720, the bonzer.jpg)

>>171670
same for me, hes so funny and cool and we have some of the same interests too. i would love to be his friend. he kind of reminds me of my older brother which is around his age which only makes me like him more

No. 219408

>>170869
hell yes, whang seems like a really cool guy to befriend. i feel like we both grew up on the same side of the weird internet, which pretty much settles our sense of humor.
>>165043
she reminds me so much of my aunt, she's seems so calming to be around. i'd go bowling with her….

No. 253952

File: 1649088816039.png (1.24 MB, 761x943, fredrik knudsen.png)

I've been binge watching all the streams from Fredrik Knudsen (creator of Down The Rabbit Hole on youtube), and I have fallen deep in the parasocial relashionship abyss kek. He seems like a genuinely sweat and kind person. His stream are very comfy and I love hearing him sperg about tea.

No. 253962

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Geno Samuel who makes that Chris Chan documentary that's going on for like 65 videos. He also makes music and loves prog! He is also Lithuanian and they tend to be chill, source: knew one other Lithuanian.

No. 253969

File: 1649093165114.jpeg (114.33 KB, 900x1200, Csk8lZ8WgAE3Nvf.jpeg)

And why not more, what a incredible woman

No. 253986

>>253962
>lithuanians tend to be chill
then why do they kill themselves at such high rates? worse than even koreans and japanese

No. 253988

File: 1649097891898.jpg (74.65 KB, 560x420, pic.jpg)

I watch all of his streams and I think almost all of his opinions line up with mine… there's just something cute and endearing about him

No. 253990

>>253988
He's fat now.

No. 253992

>>253990
being fat doesn't disqualify him as a friend though

No. 253996

>>253988
what about his opinion on that tranny vtuber he loves so much

No. 253999

>>253996
>tranny v tuber
who?

No. 254002

>>253996
nta and I think I actually disagree with him most of the time but I thought the vtuber thing was oddly endearing? Usually guys like him are so scared to say any nonsexual postive thing about female content creators ever lest they be accused of simping by their audience, he showed her clip like it was just another streamer. I know the bar is on the fucking ground lmao but I was pleaseantly surprised
>>253999
he shared a clip of a vtuber talking about ethan ralph once. it was just a regular vtuber, I'm not an expert but i don't see any reason to believe that it was a tranny

No. 254005

>>253986
I think once they leave Lithuania they are okay

No. 254007

>>253992
He doesn't like women anon, how would a friendship even work out?

No. 254008

>>254002
he shares anything ethan related and is openly transphobic otherwise so yeah that definitely doesn't raise a red flag with me.

as for his views on women i was also pleasantly surprised, because i've seen him speaking in favour of women more often than i've seen him espouse misogyny - maybe because of his female userbase?

No. 254009

>>166485
hey it's me again, one year later and she has a fansly (same thing as onlyfans) and might be dating a tranny. Ik she's a blue haired bpd streamer and I should have expected this but she was MY blue haired bpd streamer </3 rip my parasocial relationship never trusting a streamer ever again

No. 254010

File: 1649103866875.png (431.31 KB, 796x647, selling-sunset.png)

Christine Quinn. I fucking love her. We both got the same BPD sense of friendship and loyalty, she is unapologetically honest (which people take as "mean"), she's super tall and drop dead gorgeous. We would be best bitches, get day tipsy and shit talk all day, everyday. Schizos thrive together and that's what I want for my life.

No. 254032

>>254010
Great choice, I wish you both a happy ever after

No. 254074

File: 1649121161981.jpg (100.66 KB, 484x599, Jane-Austen.jpg)

God we could've been such good friends, I could totally blag our way onto country estates

No. 262046

File: 1651937838648.jpg (154.89 KB, 1024x576, tyler1-reformed.jpg)

Pls no bully


I'd also be friends with Brutalmoose. Which is like tonal whiplash between these two

No. 262049

>>253969
I couldn't be friends with JKR, I'd feel like a complete peasant in her presence

No. 262062

>>262049
I couldn't be friends with JKR, because I'm too much of a simp

No. 262076

File: 1651943849442.jpeg (79.01 KB, 720x816, D21D38CA-E322-4031-B36E-107352…)

maybe watch him from a distance and eventually become friends and then more!!

No. 262218

>>262046
would absolutely befriend brutalmoose he seems like he's good vibes

No. 262546

I really want to go to a diner with David Lynch and talk about art and movies with him.

No. 262547

File: 1652090703707.jpg (257.6 KB, 400x529, Judith-Halberstam.jpg)

Probably going to get a lot of shit for this.

No. 262552

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