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No. 178343

New thread by popular demand:

For attractive guys but, like, British

No. 178345

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The dream I had about David Mitchell fucking me on the empty set of Qi is in my top five best sex dreams. I will defend this attraction to the death

No. 178348

He's tall, dark and handsome imo too.

No. 178350

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i want to peg his ass so bad anons

No. 178351

Something about being a repressed dork just rubs me up the right way. I feel like he'd just snap and let out 30 years of hidden perversion rain down on a girl

No. 178355

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Bong here, can someone explain to me why people from other countries (mostly America I guess) find British men so attractive? And for those who do, is it just upper/middle class men from the south like London or ones from other areas too?

No. 178359

It's because American people perceive britbongs as clever and gentle compared to their own American counterparts.

I'm from Ireland and they do something similar to us. American guys think Irish girls are all fiery wildflowers holding a bucket on a windy hill with our curls blowing gracefully in the wind.

They're attracted the the "good" stereotypes

No. 178370

I think it's a bit of a meme from 90s romcoms, some women grew up thinking British men are all handsome and classy like Hugh Grant and Colin Firth.

No. 178375

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I'd ride Noel Fielding more times than a stolen Nissan. The whole quirky artist thing really does it for me. Plus, loooove that he has old punk flair

No. 178380

the replies already prove this concept doesn't make sense nonny.

No. 178381

Burger here. I think it’s primarily the accent and a lot of us think it sounds more sophisticated than our accent. But a lot of exposure to British accents in the U.S only showcase the nicer accents (this is also true of British media in general in the U.S) so we tend to have somewhat of a warpped view on Brits.

No. 178401

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I've had a thing for Reece Shearsmith for nearly 20 years now. He was especially handsome when he was younger but I personally still think he's hot as fuck now that he's over 50. He's shorter than me which would usually put me off, but idgaf. He's pretty imo.

Ahh we meet ago Mitchell-anon. I was the other anon who had the David sex dream. His eyes are so dark, they're kind of scary but in a way that it flips into being attractive. They're very striking.

No. 178408

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Not to be "that" girl, but I have to say Benedict Cumberbatch. It has to be said. It HAS to.

We meet again, David-anon. Weirdly I too have a thing for Reece Shearsmith

No. 178409

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Paul Hollywood can get it

No. 178410

OMG YESSSSS. I literally never seen eyes as blue as his are

No. 178412

I wish we knew each other irl i have no mates irl who get this shit. They all like anime boys and shit. I just want to swoon over older comedy men with someone.

No. 178413

Yes! I rewatched Mighty Boosh recently and was reminded of how cute he is

No. 178417

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God I feel this but with Julian Barratt too, they both looked so cute during their early comedy days on GAS and other gigs in the 90s and especially on the Mighty Boosh.

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No. 178425

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Omg I was CRAZY about him back in high school/college when I was into BBC Sherlock. I don't really follow him as much these days (he's kind of weird now tbh) but I still look on him fondly because he reminds me of a time when my taste in tv was simpler but made me happy, kek.

To contribute: Domnhall Gleeson. I hated the latest Star Wars movie but his character getting injured and snivelling made up for it

No. 178427

you've clearly never heard a brummy.

No. 178432

i think this thread is people who specifically find the comedians attractive. although i personally do not like upper/middle class men from the south, i am all about older sketchy northern guys, which i will concede is kinda gross of me

No. 178442

Uh, yeah? That was I was initially getting at in my original post. That most Americans aren't really familiar with the less attractive sounding British accents.

No. 178444

> older sketchy northern guys
Pics pls I need to see what they look like

No. 178448

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Anon, you're right. Julian Barratt can touch my fanny

No. 178449

Good to see we all have a taste for awkward kinda lumpy men who are older. Lana would be proud.

No. 178451

Brett Anderson in this video is good stuff.

No. 178455

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No. 178457

I don't like posh southern men either. Their voices make me cringe. I love all the northern accents, and the welsh. Scottish is instant wet knickers too. But dirty northern men? Sign us up.

No. 178462

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Nice thread, Nicholas Hoult is my contribution. I've had a crush on him since Skins and it's still going strong all these years later.

God yes

No. 178464

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the icon himself

No. 178466

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No. 178467

Holy fuck, how did I not think to post Hugh Dancy? I'm such a slut for Mads Mikkelsen that I barely registered Hugh while I was watching Hannibal. It's not until recently that I actually realised how attractive he isss

No. 178468

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Joseph Gilgun, always plays the alcoholic/drug addicted bastard with a heart-of-gold, I love that

No. 178470

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Fell in love with him in Chatroom.

No. 178472

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I clearly have a type.

No. 178475

Who is this?

No. 178483

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Gabriel byrne, who played professor bhaer in little women

No. 178489

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I hate that I initially draw a blank on famous english guys I'm into, I'm so uninterested in my countrymen, jamie dornan is alright though. I like americans lol I prefer american accents. I guess it's a case of the grass is always greener

>touch my fanny

I winced at this. I hate the word fanny kek

>i am all about older sketchy northern guys, which i will concede is kinda gross of me

I get it, rather them than any southerner

he's so cute, I need to finish hannibal

No. 178491

Matthew Beard!

No. 178493

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Andy McCluskey, that beautiful cokehead is my waifu

No. 178494

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and i posted lee mack in the other thread, he gives me a huge boner

No. 178495

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Pink Floyd boiz

No. 178497

Oooof. He lives nearish to me. I've seen him out and about and he's so good looking irl it's ridiculous.

No. 178499

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No. 178500

i love his rangy crackhead body, jealous that you see him so often

No. 178501

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Mike Wozniak. I hate facial hair, but he's the exception.

No. 178502

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I just realized 2/3 of my top TV crushes are from the UK, I didn't realize I was so susceptible to them

No. 178503

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No. 178504

Cillian Murphy is an Irish treasure, girls ADORE him here

No. 178505

Lee Mack Daddy

No. 178506

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rip his youth

No. 178507

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Morrissey. Even though he was (and still is) and epic virgin who looks like he would take Dark Academia aesthetic seriously, he still looks kinda dorky cute

No. 178509

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No. 178510

Ugh beautiful Damon. I saw him play a small gig with Gorillaz and he grabbed my hand during a song and I got all hot and flustered. He stared me down, smiling this big cheesy grin.

No. 178511

No. 178513

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a man so wussy he got beat up by robert smith and retaliated by sending 50 pizzas to his house

No. 178514

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james acaster

No. 178515

That fucking episode of Would I Lie To You broke me with the lettuce story. James Acaster is the Bob Mortimer of our generation

No. 178517

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Rik fucking Mayall.

No. 178529

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No. 178533


my eyes immediately went to his bulge and i hate myself immensely for it. goddamn you paul hollywood.

No. 178538

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No. 178539

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I’m guilty of only wanting to get a Disney+ subscription so that I can watch Loki.

No. 178541

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I met up with graham once, he is so qt in real life

No. 178542

yes yes yes I love Syd so fucking much, he was gorgeous

No. 178544

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reece and james winning gbb <3

No. 178547

Love him. gets too much hate on here, qt bby boy

No. 178551

Dammit I had to back and check. Look at that bulge tho, I bet he has something good

No. 178556

he deserves the hate tbh

No. 178557

Oh, why? Did I miss some Pattinson drama?

No. 178560

i think he's just kind of a mediocre actor and gets taken more seriously than kristen stewart who has demonstrated more skill

No. 178561

the 12-year-old child confirming that he is, in fact, a grown man's arch enemy was amazing

No. 178562

i like this episode because andy is in it but sean is pretty cute back then too
(can't embed because not youtube plz don't ban me jannies) https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7edehf

No. 178567

i've always thought the gallaghers looked like their parents were siblings kek

No. 178582

It’s okay anon. I wonder if he can close his legs with that bulge

No. 178587

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Sean Lock (or Jasper from Twilight?) is pretty good looking. It's a pity he isn't funny. You never see him on panel shows these days

No. 178589

He went such an odd way with his looks

No. 178593

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I know he gets called 'sloth' and he's not classically good looking at all, but Greg Davies does something to me especially now that he is older and has the glasses. It also doesn't help he's an ex teacher and he's 6'6". I'd like to sit on his knee while he told me off and held me with his big hands.

It made my day that they both won. James is so lovely. I would be devastated if it came out he'd done something bad.

No. 178596


Even better, anon— He’s 6’8”. But I love him so much. He is dorky and funny and I just want to cuddle with him so bad

No. 178599

An interview with a smoking Matthew Goode. A feast for the eyes

No. 178600

Well that just blew my knickers off even more anon jfc. He does seem like he would be great at cuddling. I know he said he's not got the energy for it but I'd want him to toss me around like a ragdoll too. He's got that dorkiness but I bet he can be stern when he needs to be!

No. 178601

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He was so handsome

No. 178602

I want him to yell at me so bad for some reason.

No. 178603

ah.. you've reawakened the 16 year old clockwork orange fan in me anon.

No. 178605

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How dare you lmao. Liam was beautiful

No. 178606

That's how I feel. I want him to shout at me and tell me off.

No. 178607

Idk if this will embed or not since I’m on mobile, but seeing as how I’m attracted to both Greg and Russell this is a god-tier video.

No. 178609

Noel looks a little inbred but Liam is absolutely gorgeous

No. 178610

I love this video so much. They're so cute in their underwear and being all cuddled up together. Have you seen Man Down anon? I will always forever be traumatised by the scene where Greg is fucking that old lady on his tiny bed.

No. 178611

I have, yes!

I need to give a rewatch since the current season of Taskmaster is making me feel things for Mike Wozniak that I was not expecting lol

No. 178614

Ahhhhhhh there was a video of Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan stripping to their underwears and recreating a Vogue photoshoot together where they are hugging each other intimately from behind and I wanted to post it here but can't find it anymore. I guess it was too hot for Youtube and they removed it lmao

No. 178619

This is my favourite interview with him where he was hungover and the whole thing was hilarious. I lost it where he said 'This could be the first live anal prolapse this station could ever see' lmao

No. 178620

I posted Mike a little further up. I haven't watched any new Taskmaster but I will especially because he is on it. I don't bear facial hair at all but he gets a pass.

No. 178624

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I’m so sorry

No. 178632

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don't be

No. 178633

Who is he? He looks like if Kevin Bacon and the Grinch had a baby.

No. 178635

Dan and Phil… and I think Phil is the one you’re describing haha

They’re YouTubers who were more popular in the early 2010s

No. 178636

You have the taste of a 16 year old FTM

No. 178637

Why ftm anon? I thought it’s very normy to like them. I didn’t like them back then but atm i think they both look their best.
Bless you ♥

No. 178639

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The lines on Tobias Menzies' face are mesmerizing

No. 178641

what are those i've never seen anything like it? it looks like 2 symmetrical scars down his face

No. 178643

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Watch the wine show if you haven’t already!

No. 178644

Right? I thought they were scars too at first but every time I google about it every article just sums it up as "that's just how his face is"

No. 178645

thank you!

No. 178647

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I went into it knowing that I would get a resurfacing of feelings for Lee Mack but did not expect them for Mike

No. 178649

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The Kooks was my 00’s - 10’s crush

No. 178658

He looks like he would be super cosy and sweet. I proper want to ruffle his hair. He's also got a really nice pointy nose. 10/10 cutie.

No. 178663

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i'm just going to ignore what's going on in the dumbass shit thread

No. 178665

Greg Davis is absolutely Daddy by virtue of his stature alone. Like imagine that fucking thing lifting you off the floor by your neck, so hot

No. 178666

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Remember Jamie from Bake Off?

My mum actually pointed out to me that he looks like someone I'd fancy

No. 178668

It's all I could hope for. I just want to be tossed around by this man mountain.

No. 178675

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Oh god yes

No. 178678

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You killed the unconventional male attractions thread by making this one. Idk what that says about british men.

Also Richard Armitage in The Vicar of Dibley made me feel some kind of way. So sad I can't find it anywhere online to watch

No. 178684

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Adding Greg Davis to the growing list of people I didn't know I wanted to dominate me. Imagine his headmaster character from the Inbetweeners, just a big mean dude who could call you into his office to beat you with a wooden ruler

No. 178686

I think its interesting that this killing the other thread highlights that a lot more of us are Irish/British and all share a taste for lumpy old debatably attractive men than I expected

No. 178693

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This guy, Linus Roache. I first saw him in the show Vikings as King Ecgberht and holy shit does he play that regal, weary, pragmatic yet charming role perfectly. Blew the other actors out of the water tbh. Some you just immediately know have theatre training and sure enough he used to be in the Royal Shakespeare Company. They bring a sense of charisma and gravitas like no one else that's seductive regardless of how they look. I don't think he's unattractive now, he looks pretty good for a man in his 50s, but damn was he a fox when he was younger. Played a priest too, which happens to be my fetish.

No. 178696

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I need you

No. 178698

Based. He’s a qt. I wish he was my simp bf.

No. 178699

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yes, you can call me anything you want

No. 178715

> a lot more of us are Irish/British

Nah, I’m a burgerfag who likes debatably attractive men who can make me laugh.

No. 178755

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I'm not sure how none of the Doctors have been contributed yet. I had a huge crush on Matt Smith back in the day, and David Tennant is just cute in general

No. 178756

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Matt Smith looks like the puppet from that Interpol video and I can't get over it. sry.

No. 178765

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Kevin O'Reilly is a beautiful leprechaun

No. 178766

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He was so cute, so sad what he went through

Anon I'm so jealous of you! I hope you know how lucky you are

I am shamelessly extremely in love with this sexy ass man and I wish he would croon romantic songs to me every night

No. 178767

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i used to find him cute but i feel like his looks went downhill the past year, he was cuter in 2019

No. 178771

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I don't think if this is right thread for this, but I've noticed that English men either tend to be 1)Uber Masculine guys with granite Jawlines 2)Weird Looking weasel Men 3)basically ogres

No. 178772

tbh I feel like this is the case in the USA too

No. 178784

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No. 178787

Yeah when I think of British men, I think of either men like 1)Henry Cavill,2) benedict cumberbatch and 3) the orcs from Lord of the Rings movies

No. 178789

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We should make that a game. Pick a masculine, a weasel, and an ogre, but the catch is that you have to be willing to date all 3

Henry Cavill is something special. God, that jawline and THAT body? What a special combination. He is the only man I can think of who is equally as hot with and without his beard

No. 178790

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do these guys count as weasels? these are the only types of men I like

No. 178791

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Aiden Turner. He used to play Poldark in… Poldark. I was actually surprised to find out he was born in Wicklow, Ireland.

No. 178792

My definition of a weasel man is like a not-broad shouldered bloke with skinny wrists and a thin head. Maybe a big nose and some shifty eyes too.

My definition of a Weasely man is a ginger who is a stage 5 clinger in friendships and tries his best at magic

No. 178793

The North of Ireland is so lacking in handsome men, feels bad.

No. 178794

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No. 178795

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Masculine = Oliver Jackson-Cohen
Weasel = John Robins
Ogre = Danny Alexander

I think Danny Alexander could be a weasel but my only other choices for ogre were Johnny Vegas and Boris…

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>this thread in a nutshell

No. 178797

The amount of Reece in this thread pleases me greatly.

No. 178801

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No. 178811

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Ugh yes, he's so freakin gorgeous it hurts. Thanks for reminding me to start watching Poldark right away

No. 178817

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I made mine a collage.

Robert Pattinson = Masculine
Mark Watson = weasel
Peter Kay = ogre

No. 178818

Mark and Nish’s song will always be one of my favorite things

No. 178821

Also, saying and replying to myself: Bob Mortimer is definitely one of my weirder crushes but he’s just so bizarre but also charming and I love him.

Honestly; I find all of s5 of Taskmater’s contestants attractive in some way. Especially Aisling (but as this thread is reserved for Lads!posting, I will refrain from posting her)

No. 178822

That's not how you eat the holiest of holies wtf.

No. 178823

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weasel vibes…i've never even heard of this show

No. 178828

he looks like retard jesus from the Preacher tv show

No. 178829

not even on those russian or indonesian stream everything websites? i love those

No. 178830

The term "retard jesus" has blown me away

No. 178832

whoa i had no idea david tennant was that tall. i thought of him as shorter than me

No. 178833

i think of the engish pub from family guy

No. 178835

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No. 178838

lmao I would win that game

No. 178839

File: 1618082375073.jpg (387.69 KB, 1167x1600, b20e73b6c0a9c11a960e26a82cc3f1…)

Michael Collins was Irelands leading Daddy Dom

No. 178843

File: 1618084596997.jpg (54.11 KB, 640x640, 88f203c83c689497059be3b5bc4c7d…)

Aidan Gillen

No. 178848

File: 1618085711693.jpg (37.8 KB, 422x440, 39a6fc5e9c112cc0ec82903cabc457…)

God bless this thread. I've had an obsession with monty python for a year now and only here will I admit that a big part of it is that I find them all incredibly attractive. I've sperged about eric in a previous thread so here's michael palin

great taste anons

kek, are you the same anon that compared someone to that puppet in another thread?

No. 178850

Two of mine are in your great taste comment (Noel Fielding and Morrissey). Clearly you too are a woman of culture like myself

No. 178851

File: 1618086400258.png (6.48 MB, 2200x1464, Screen Shot 2021-04-10 at 4.26…)

look at the babies

No. 178855

File: 1618086953065.jpeg (165.57 KB, 900x1200, 958E94DA-B78E-4F53-B5E5-E8C730…)

Where on this chart does PhilosophyTube pre-transition fit?

No. 178857

weasel. only seemed masculine next to balding soy boy hbomberguy

No. 178860

he's so red in the face all the time. really gives onision a run for his money

No. 178865

Sage for OT but I swear the furniture in that pic looks like Contra's

No. 178867

it's Skinnyfat Mac!

No. 178872

>for attractive guys
Ok. Who's gonna start?

No. 178884

File: 1618097010448.jpg (64.74 KB, 696x442, Untitled-1-696x442.jpg)

I wanna kiss his non existing lips

No. 178902

File: 1618108028485.jpg (22.65 KB, 340x453, firth.jpg)

No. 178904

File: 1618108471731.jpeg (84.77 KB, 634x468, 4FD4DEBA-0785-4ED9-B3B8-7DF4D6…)

He and Hugh grant are the reason I love this movie

No. 178925

I got into Monty Python a year ago too! Yes Michael is a cutie and I've always found John Cleese strangely attractive as well

No. 178928

I'm saving this, absolutely perfect

No. 178929

File: 1618129695485.jpg (25.48 KB, 630x472, tttttt.jpg)

James Acaster. I love him, he's so weird

No. 178938

File: 1618136122014.jpg (380.78 KB, 2094x1179, Alex Wyndham.jpg)

Alex Wyndham is pretty much a nobody (though he was in Rome) and seems to narrate mostly trashy romantic audiobooks these days. His voice isn't anything special either, which is a shame since he was super pretty when he was younger and looks a bit like Lee Pace otherwise. A great, unique voice is the number one turn on for me.

No. 178940

Ugly men, ugly men. Nothing but ugly men, I'm British and these men are hideous, bottom of the barrel. What is wrong with you all.

No. 178941

Show us some of the good looking ones then

No. 178944

There aren't any.

No. 178956

a gay priest

No. 178964

Who do you find attractive anon?

No. 178970

File: 1618151370736.jpg (44.1 KB, 512x597, 0f1d839b7a668e358cc60ef33aac78…)

David was so damn hot as The Doctor, with that hair and his suit. No wonder all the fangirls loved him. And he's just a handsome guy in general, and i really like how he's so nerdy and dorky irl, that makes him more attractive

No. 178971

File: 1618151546373.jpg (72.27 KB, 900x450, 1267978.jpg)

I scroll all this way and not a single mention of Andrew Scott. Horrible. Look at yourselves

No. 178973

File: 1618153001551.gif (1005.26 KB, 377x214, westwood.gif)

I loved him as Moriarty and he is an amazing actor in general, especially in theatre.

No. 178974

File: 1618153066495.jpeg (128.3 KB, 640x888, 9D560134-C14B-4CF3-8C38-B4868B…)

Brian Molko was so incredibly beautiful when he was young

No. 178976

youre probably one of those anons who’s only attracted to 2d anime boys or something

No. 178982

File: 1618154031251.gif (2.91 MB, 540x270, tumblr_pped1lcAxP1qaa0sjo2_r1_…)

He was so good in fleabag

No. 178983


That’s a good gif

No. 178988

Idk just ignore me I'm just sperging, just sick to my stomach of seeing pasty balding 40 year old men.

No. 178991

File: 1618155244519.gif (5.58 MB, 400x400, ezgif-3-9561a8161afc.gif)

I loved David Tennant's hair in Staged. All of it. The chest hair was especially nice.

No. 178992

File: 1618155376817.jpg (54.79 KB, 500x600, 6eaa0add2e265a0a139e0eebdd8fb4…)

I wouldn't say strangely!

No. 178993

excellent taste anon!

No. 178995

Well I'm 30. I personally don't care to look at men younger than me. But to each their own.

No. 178996

nayrt but perfect examples. also, Oliver Jackson-Cohen could get it. definitely in the top 1% of model hot men walking around this island

ugh this gif. he was gorgeous on being human

>big nose to rub clit when he eats pussy

lmao, yet another reason big noses are superior

only as this character though for me. didn't do much for me in his dark materials

No. 178997

seconding this. always had a weird thing for john too

No. 179011

File: 1618165141890.gif (968.37 KB, 332x246, 9PNW.gif)

chapman was the best one, can't wait to see him when i go to hell

No. 179035

File: 1618190705352.jpg (30.44 KB, 325x500, 7dd40eb127c119bf4a421ad1962eab…)

Carey Elwes. Just found out he is British, and good God have I had a crush him ever since I watched… er, The Crush

No. 179037

File: 1618194072517.jpg (111.26 KB, 750x903, 3cde53984ff00effeafe412e50b8f1…)

Always thought I was crazy for preferring Howard over Vince in the Mighty Boosh. Glad to see others appreciate Julian Barratt too.

Used to not get it during the Twilight era, but he's grown on me over the years.

Yes to all of this. I was going to post Syd before scrolling past that post, but I guess I'll post a more questionable crush. Keith Flint.

No. 179040

File: 1618195065921.jpg (920.96 KB, 3000x2077, 209840.jpg)

tom mison

No. 179041

File: 1618195121425.jpg (30.3 KB, 510x600, tom-mison-coat-510x600.jpg)

No. 179052

Anon, Keith might be questionable, but he was my first crush. He you seen his tongue?

No. 179065

File: 1618210027654.jpg (28.36 KB, 343x438, keith-flint-2.jpg)

Oh good, I'm not the only one. Still thought he was cute even as an old dude.

No. 179070

File: 1618214513750.gif (917.53 KB, 417x320, kfjhgjh.gif)

I thought he was handsome. He was a cutie in the 80s/90s with his long hair, but this version will forever be my favourite.

No. 179071

there are plenty of young men itt, you really are sperging for no reason

No. 179078

File: 1618219754077.jpg (53.39 KB, 564x758, eee1281ee17ba229024ed884c37a3a…)

I can't believe no one has mentioned Richard Ayoade yet. Cute, nerdy, sarcastic, genuinely smart and creative. I love the way he talks

No. 179079

File: 1618220245837.jpeg (48.33 KB, 564x737, edwestwick.jpeg)

Ed Westwick as Chuck Bass. I love his smug ass.

No. 179080

He's super hot in Being Human.

No. 179084

If you don't like "fanny" you may enjoy "fanoir" a wee bit more??

No. 179085

Anon, this is great. Thank you!

No. 179086

I love smug looking men

No. 179087

I recently happened to stumble across an older (older than late 90s) video of Prodigy and he still had his hair and was ultra young. I first thought it was Matthew Gray Gubler (or how he is written) the guy from Criminal Minds.

No. 179088


pretty sure those subtitles are fake

No. 179089


Yep they are fake, which is a bit of shame kek

No. 179090

File: 1618225438374.gif (745.29 KB, 481x200, BFD3D31C-3DD2-4988-AFFE-9B850E…)

England has Tom Hardy. We win.

No. 179093

Is this the video anon? Holy shit you were spot on with the comparison. (Prodigy appears 3 min onwards)

No. 179105

I love him too!!
lmao I agree, Robert Smith is angel, he'd never hurt anyone

No. 179120

aw man. is the pizza story real?

No. 179126

Vince Noir is such a ride but I have always appreciated whatever personality type Howard has

No. 179134

File: 1618246172197.jpg (198.04 KB, 1000x700, Richard_Hammond_2013.jpg)

i'm sorry for being a top gearfag i didnt meant to

No. 179136

aw i love that little hamster. too bad clarkson's taken years off his life with his vaguely sexual abuse

No. 179138

He isn't aging well at all but mid to late 2000s hammond when he had long hair was the best

No. 179142

Wait what did Clarkson do? I know he's an asshole but I wasn't aware of this

No. 179144


he just made him do all the most stressful and dangerous shit on top gear. that's why they called him the hamster, he was like the subject for a mad scientist's experiments. and they're bros fucking around with cars so the whole thing has a very homosocial air to it

No. 179145

File: 1618250239152.png (478.62 KB, 640x928, 9239443B-7938-4786-82CB-AFAC4E…)

There's just something about Peter Cushing

No. 179146

File: 1618250339255.gif (912.29 KB, 245x178, DDD60334-9C09-43E5-B815-4C17BC…)

Also Paul Mcgann, especially when his hair is longer

No. 179147

File: 1618250516821.gif (1.32 MB, 540x300, 1B2A76BF-AD73-4F24-AD8C-F48ECC…)

Last addition, there's no Doctor i used to love more than Christopher Eccleston

No. 179148

have you seen Corruption? he's your boyfriend in that movie.
he and christopher lee both look great in the 1959 hound of the baskervilles, too

No. 179149

he's so pretty. i have a boner for him in withnail&i

No. 179150

File: 1618250871969.png (993.66 KB, 1280x720, insidemyhead.png)

samefaggin for christopher lee

No. 179152

File: 1618251112539.gif (3.6 MB, 280x280, 083FB495-F7A0-42D1-BFFF-528C8F…)

i love him as the turtleneck cult leader who sometimes dresses in drag in the original wicker man

No. 179154

File: 1618251460346.jpg (55.45 KB, 768x482, The-Hound-of-the-Baskervilles-…)

thanks for the rec, i'll check it out for sure
also >>179150 yes Christopher Lee

No. 179156

File: 1618251759897.gif (1.51 MB, 268x265, 55A8C184-EA5E-432C-81E6-C55EF8…)

Oh same, what a look

No. 179158

nice pic of Otacon

No. 179164


I don't think so, but this a real quote by Robert:

>If Morrissey says not to eat meat, then I'll eat meat. That's how much I hate Morrissey.

So he genuinely hates him lol

No. 179165

File: 1618253706508.png (305.81 KB, 307x463, 22E7CA17-FB73-4EEF-8FC5-C1DA7E…)

the hair/glasses reminds me of john lennon or david koresh. is there a name for this type of style on men because it turns me on

No. 179170

Something about vintage looking dudes is proper sexy

No. 179177

File: 1618257478525.jpg (122.52 KB, 1097x656, Dfk5Ah7V4Acw25A.jpg)

All the guys from SortedFood. I don't even watch it for the cooking

No. 179178

File: 1618257935339.jpg (42.34 KB, 600x910, 2cb635a67ecb2b0dc04ac3911b178b…)

"hey baby, wanna get together and kill some nazis?"

No. 179189

File: 1618262234175.gif (2.68 MB, 320x382, d7d4e8e79b1a492b90f764c855c1d5…)

Nicky Wire. Not so much these days, but 90s he was peak beautiful.

No. 179249

File: 1618288822214.jpg (27.54 KB, 394x594, 287fed0121cb3140614f072f44c530…)

I had an ex who was really into the show and at first I thought Hammond was cute cause he looks kind of like David Tennant, but over time I ended up developing a crush on James May and have no explanation. I guess at least it wasn't Jeremy.

No. 179250

He vaguely resembles Evan Peters in this pic.

No. 179260

That and not doing fuck all when fans harassed his (ex)girlfriend

No. 179262

Richey Edwards too, oh my god

No. 179280

I have to ask- does anybody here actually have a crush on Jeremy Clarkson?

It's ok this is all anonymous so you can't be ripped on the way you deserve to be

No. 179283

File: 1618315432113.jpg (64.31 KB, 1280x720, IMG_20201217_235407.jpg)

No. 179284

File: 1618315538475.jpg (56.98 KB, 720x393, IMG_20201217_232345.jpg)

i am unhealthily obsessed with all the top gears lads in my defense

No. 179291

His personality is the best of the three imo, which makes him stand out more

Also Clarkson makes me feel violently ill

No. 179294

Finally someone handsome.

No. 179298

File: 1618322277914.gif (1.54 MB, 440x248, 678678ghjgjhdfg5yt8g.gif)

Richey was prettier but I just can't get enough of Nicky's smile.

No. 179299

He looks a bit like Mads Mikkelsen here.

No. 179305

File: 1618326614692.gif (1.78 MB, 268x333, 404efa39fddb1eb588825272f911fe…)

Hugh Grant, especially in the 90s. I swoon whenever he wears a button down with the sleeves rolled up

No. 179310

nah, u right anon

No. 179316

File: 1618330078526.jpeg (170.53 KB, 1400x788, 1*WJ_9qEOblQ70k2GSD-3fdQ.jpeg)

he's in Lair Of The White Worm with Peter Cpaldi in 1989 (directed by ken russell!!)

No. 179317

No, it was an actual music video.
Looked it up, "No good". I knew the song from the 90s but didn't expect to see him looking so "Normie".

No. 179322

No. 179323

File: 1618333793690.jpeg (64.27 KB, 590x350, 31C23D7B-E143-4E06-8606-7D36B6…)

Louis Theroux, young or old. He seems like such a nice person as well

No. 179325

Is that a solid "yes, I wanna fuck Jeremy Clarkson" or is it a "well if I had to choose from the 3, Clarkson isn't a manlet so yeah"

No. 179326

File: 1618334081064.gif (3.38 MB, 373x251, 8EFE59A8-2949-4B1C-9D0D-323F50…)

Idris Elba

No. 179327

File: 1618334242232.jpg (25.3 KB, 339x339, 4c540faf56cf9305d5cc91be8db607…)

My favourite young Peter Capaldi picture. He really aged well despite kind of looking like the devil who owns a cursed antique shop in Rick and Morty

No. 179328

it's an "i have thought about pegging jeremy clarkson while trying to fall asleep every single day for over a year now"

No. 179330

File: 1618335975220.gif (995 KB, 415x218, 26585950267f9409458.gif)

I was obsessed with colin farrell when I was younger. I'm a sucker for dark men with sad eyes!

No. 179331

I only know him from Luther and the show was fucking terrible kek but he's the only attractive man posted here so far

No. 179332

His hair is so nice

No. 179335

wow he's pretty

top taste

No. 179336

File: 1618339767891.jpeg (Spoiler Image,83.13 KB, 615x803, F1A56E7C-4989-4136-9308-1307DC…)

Jeremy Bamber

No. 179339

Sorry but how is he "dark"? Dude is pasty af

No. 179340


these are the only guys in this whole thread that have lips

No. 179343

hair anon, not skin, as in the saying 'tall dark and handsome'

No. 179347

Referring to someone as dark doesn’t always refer to their skin anon, dark hair and dark eyes etc

No. 179348

Kek is Jay Z more your type? I don’t think you’ll find him in this thread

No. 179350

anon nooooo

No. 179351

File: 1618344872744.jpg (73.32 KB, 823x1092, ofmu5t7324a21.jpg)

threads like these always have girls who feel compelled to tell other girls they personally don't find x attractive, as if we care. Best to just ignore them before they shit up the thread more.

No. 179354

File: 1618344965886.gif (1.91 MB, 300x320, tumblr_n2o07cjGq41tu80cno6_r1_…)

do u like Local Hero??

No. 179355

is uh…is this person over 18

No. 179357

File: 1618345190397.gif (6.52 MB, 540x400, tumblr_dc2b89b4f5e3c56531fe732…)

No. 179358

No. 179359

File: 1618345943434.gif (983.26 KB, 500x268, 0093819B-7C57-4D5B-9623-9323C5…)

My mum has always been obsessed with him.

No. 179364

I respect the hell out of you. Can I suck your strap on?

(As a display of respect)

No. 179365

Carey Elwes anon here. It had to be said. He is just objectively one of the most attractive men ever in that movie

No. 179366

File: 1618347636063.jpg (136.61 KB, 1200x1804, c529116c3b7bc7963c155a4a78f0cc…)

Tell your mom she has great taste

No. 179369

File: 1618348066858.jpg (31.93 KB, 480x704, daniel-craig.jpg)

but only as james bond

No. 179371

File: 1618349234317.gif (547.91 KB, 383x230, 6459B704-A077-4F03-AA4D-6AE3EE…)

Dude, seeing him in The Incredible Mr. Ripley ignited a furnace inside me

No. 179383

I've never wanted to fuck a priest before. Wow, what have you done to me???

No. 179388

File: 1618352760656.gif (833.4 KB, 500x386, tumblr_mly874j58R1r8cm5vo1_500…)

Rik Mayall with long hair and a receding hairline just does it for me

No. 179390

File: 1618352974957.jpg (242.96 KB, 1960x1225, 112251514-pope-law_trans_NvBQz…)

>never wanted to fuck a priest before
weak bitch.

No. 179395

He looked so good in the Young Pope and I don't know how, because otherwise I don't think he's aging well. Is it the fake tan? The pope outfits? The general intimidating unapproachable vibe?

No. 179399

thank u plz don't scare me like that again. this is a work laptop

No. 179400

i think…the hairpiece maybe?

No. 179401


No. 179404

File: 1618355258397.jpg (160.45 KB, 1024x1001, yes pls.jpg)

I think you're right

No. 179406

File: 1618355630628.jpg (189.22 KB, 341x352, IMG_20201217_235202.jpg)

of course anon-chan as long as you don't mind where it's been

No. 179411

File: 1618357730607.jpg (249.81 KB, 777x658, hZMVP7W.jpg)


No. 179419

Who is this? I bet he's slanging like satyr under those robes. Permanent 12 inch erection bruise the bottom of my lungs Church Daddy

No. 179420

jude law

No. 179425

damn, his skin looks like an unshelled almond that's rotted a little bit so it's going soft

No. 179452

File: 1618380384576.gif (4.22 MB, 268x335, r888fjfs.gif)

He filled the dirty older man trope so nicely.

No. 179461

File: 1618386552486.jpg (33.12 KB, 611x612, gettyimages-187271151-612x612.…)

Jeremy's teeth is the stuff of actual nightmares and his personality always put me off even though he can be funny. He's tall though I guess?

You validate me anon. I found James so weirdly charming and sweet. But then he'd have these moments like appearing out of the tent in the jungle with a knife in hand that had me wondering about his younger years. kek

I know he modeled in some motorcycle magazine when he was young and Jeremy/Hammond poked fun at him for it, but I can't find the pics anymore.


Ngl, I always remembered Hugh as a creepy old dude. Never realized he was actually hot when he was younger.

Ugh yes. Shame about his hairline. He's still fine as a balding old dude tho ngl.

No. 179463

File: 1618395235764.jpg (45.8 KB, 500x641, ecc6473ae56120befe585deacc56ca…)

Jeremy Irons. He was great looking back in the 90s, kinda iffy on him these days.

Didn't know he was Scar until I Googled him for this

No. 179468

File: 1618398008844.jpeg (27.7 KB, 293x400, 82F8CBA4-FC55-4B78-8DA9-A250CA…)

Welsh boys pt 1 Ioan Gruffudd

No. 179469

File: 1618398039343.gif (955.54 KB, 500x277, C5853798-B509-4775-BB24-A4E21F…)

Pt 2 Iwan Rheon

No. 179502

He has those fuck boi eyebrows, lol.

No. 179505

Are "Ioan" and "Iwan" a different way to write the same name?
But I agree, both are hot.

No. 179520

File: 1618421892819.jpg (303.51 KB, 1922x2480, NINTCHDBPICT000152274742.jpg)

Where do we stand on Dara O'Brien

No. 179527

They are different names.

No. 179534

File: 1618428112606.jpeg (872.14 KB, 3618x3618, ADE2BA49-2CF8-4960-B5FD-A0135C…)

No. 179541

Oh anon I just lost my mind to this.

No. 179546

haha ok i get what you mean but LOL HITLER'S ON A BUS

No. 179550

I like him. He seems charming and fun to be around but definitely fits into the “ogre” category on the venn diagram an above anon made.

No. 179555

He definitely does but I was mad curious because I consider him on the same level as Greg Davis and people are ready fuck him

No. 179557

File: 1618441705795.jpg (26.39 KB, 377x546, 14a81fd0bbce660568a126b71a4ba4…)

Some of Bottom's humour was lost on me because, as richie was complaining about being so unattractive to the point of being unlovable (or, more relevantly, unfuckable), which is really what the entire show is, i was only thinking.. you are so so wrong, king..

No. 179559

I have no counter argument for that lol

This thread is making me realize that I apparently don’t quite go for looks but more so for if they can make me laugh because wow my taste, looks wise, is objectively bad. The only thing I can say is that at least I don’t want to fuck Clarkson.

No. 179562

well he's got a horrible personality, idk why anyone would fuck clarkson

No. 179566

File: 1618451822603.jpg (41.57 KB, 300x450, bottom_richie.jpg)

Yes! Not going to lie, I only ever really found him attractive around this specific era and I'm still not sure why, but like other anon said he filled the dirty old man trope well lmao

No. 179598

File: 1618481768629.jpg (64.63 KB, 564x846, 6cf3308d6f899c30c081f8b080699c…)


nobody touch him he's my husband

No. 179599

File: 1618482128020.gif (924.56 KB, 500x367, 4FD19427-DEB7-41C5-9282-D2D540…)

I loved him in Misfits! Speaking of Misfits, that was where my love for Robert Sheehan began.

No. 179602

File: 1618482226000.gif (497.85 KB, 245x245, A8F1266E-9B0E-4DAA-B71C-17B8B1…)

I loved Robert Sheehan in the BBC drama ‘Me & Mrs Jones’. His character was so sweet and lovely in this

No. 179604

File: 1618482478207.jpeg (32.86 KB, 500x591, 8b3f5c8a6b76f07bda2fd0f6a7784c…)

I was about to post him god

No. 179611

File: 1618487920703.gif (1.21 MB, 268x340, 6765D15B-C918-4ADC-A476-308482…)

Rufus Sewell anyone?

No. 179613

Yes!!! I love Rufus. That kind of strong masculine face with prominent structure is such a hot button for me

No. 179614

Jeremy Clarkson isn't hot, granted, but he isn't even funny. He has a big bus window forehead and the only time I crack a smile with him is when people are making jokes about his shittiness

No. 179625

robert sheehan wandered into the bar/drug hub where i used to drink once and chilled with us&got hammered&watched tv. this was in canada, i wonder what he was working on here

No. 179627

Depends on the year you saw him but I think umbrella academy is filmed in Canada

No. 179632

File: 1618497244651.jpg (51.43 KB, 500x510, QTBand.jpg)

I know Damons been posted but fuck it, the whole band was cute in the 90s. Damon and Graham can still get it even in their 50s. Also knew a guy who looks like a young Alex though kek

No. 179634

File: 1618498210010.jpg (99.98 KB, 657x1044, 2285546125_142b2623f9_o.jpg)

Fuck yeah, he's my favorite, as well. I'm reading his second "Diaries" book right now, it's really interesting and surprisingly cozy.
Also picrel is one of my all-time favorite actors, Patrick McGoohan. If any of you haven't seen it, go watch "The Prisoner".

No. 179648

NTA but I loved The Prisoner so much. He was incredibly hot in that role.

No. 179649

the lads

No. 179652

File: 1618506190153.jpg (54.58 KB, 1024x768, theprisonercloseup.jpg)

Yes, yes he was. And the show really predicted a lot of shit that's happening today, with the whole surveillance and invasion of privacy, etc. Also if you wanna see Patrick play the drums like a madman, go check out "All Night Long", it's Othello but set in a jazz club.

No. 179654

>Othello but set in a jazz club
I’m sold, thanks anon!

No. 179668

oh this was like in 2013

No. 179669

he's also in Scanners and Braveheart as an old man! AND he voiced himself on the simpsons!!

No. 179712

He was awesome in Scanners. And Columbo. Him and Peter Falk became great friends. Unfortunately his last role was in Treasure Planet.

No. 179731

he died on the same day as ricardo montalban. i like to think they killed each other.

No. 179733

File: 1618546845365.jpg (36.85 KB, 523x422, HAHALOL.jpg)

(Pic is from another fun McGoohan movie called "Hell Drivers", it also has a young, unknown actor called Sean Connery)

No. 179815

mcgoohan acts well&is cute in ice station zebra but i hate his by-the-books boy scout character. the movie's so sterile compared to the book

No. 179838

File: 1618594701017.jpg (344.05 KB, 1000x1714, 9203ee5d2b8dc7d420cdfd7a086bd4…)

Fictional but still English- Booker DeWitt

No. 179870

Is this a joke? He has an American accent. Also, belongs in the husbando thread.

No. 179886

File: 1618615186354.jpg (47.95 KB, 590x432, mp assessing a nose.jpg)

Palin anon here - you're exactly right in describing his books as cozy! He has such a comforting presence on screen, but I never thought it possible that such a hospitable feeling could be translated to the written word, let alone creating this feeling in a diary he probably never expected to be read by anyone but himself. Even when he writes harshly of a bad impression of someone or of an unpleasant experience, he still manages to stay charming and kind. I also love reading all of the little details of his day, however weird that sounds lol. The bits about python sketches and filming them are especially interesting though

No. 179922

There is one great scene though where he's nearly drowned, and then he's calmly talking to the captain of the sub about getting to the station, and he's like, "Pop a torpedo up the spout, blow a hole in the ice, aND GET ME THERE!" and slams his fist on the table. That was A+!
Agreed! Whenever he describes little villages or filming locations I like looking them up to see if they're as cozy as he paints them with his words. I also love when he writes entries of people asking stuff like, "You're Eric Idle, aren't you?"

No. 180130

File: 1618743547935.jpg (53.28 KB, 564x854, 6dbbc96721c5641f904c27293545f9…)

Best Beatle boy coming through, in terms of looks, personality and musicianship. He's always had a special place in my heart

No. 180262

File: 1618823720137.jpg (53.47 KB, 370x676, tumblr_ac9013ef05834daf66766ed…)

>>178495 Exquisite taste.

Barry Gibb was so sexy back in the 70s. I just want to run my fingers through his hair while riding him.

No. 180265

File: 1618825256076.jpeg (25.6 KB, 320x240, 6D00D9C1-F841-4E7D-8A11-46967B…)

young greg wise. emma thompson’s man

No. 180266

File: 1618825536558.gif (3.52 MB, 600x604, 4DD3C031-DD5E-41A9-8889-F55320…)

No. 180274

File: 1618833282104.jpeg (199.55 KB, 907x1280, 78AABDF7-8851-4BBC-8105-A76F62…)

Steve Jansen on the left.

No. 180278

File: 1618835213705.jpeg (305.01 KB, 1920x1080, 3095C52F-E006-4B80-A79D-24A5E5…)

No ones said it yet but Robert pattinson. I wasn’t really into the twilight craze. But, his kind personality is my favourite kind.

No. 180287

No. 180308

this is not your hugbox

No. 180955

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No. 180956

File: 1619148332258.jpg (29.77 KB, 480x800, 0683531f56a3811d0e4a0cd7fd0389…)

as baby

No. 181156

The bloke from Depeche Mode? Hell yeah, Strangelove! You just KNOW he'd do some kinky shit

No. 181184

File: 1619236776738.jpg (92.56 KB, 500x725, 9f3ac18762b763d21abf07847b3eac…)

He might be kinky but Martin is the king freak of the group lol

No. 181241

File: 1619266473058.gif (1.14 MB, 240x288, stripperdave.gif)

yeah dave isn't kinky. he's just a stripper with a great voice who i suspect may have an assistant who makes sure he doesn't drown in the shower.

No. 181288

File: 1619288261983.jpg (103.1 KB, 688x1024, georg.jpg)

Based. Girls want to fuck Lennon/McCartney, but women wish to marry George (or time travel back to tell him to quit smoking).

No. 181293

File: 1619288992466.jpeg (64.65 KB, 500x723, 24AF8C83-1BF8-413B-84E9-8BCDF6…)

Young Jarvis Cocker had perfect aesthetics.

No. 181302

What… what is he wearing?

He looks pretty hot for an old man there. Like, tight bodied, doesn't have that sag. And good movement! God I'd let him do things to me

No. 181314

File: 1619294962005.jpg (193.43 KB, 800x1060, George-MacKay-2017-Photo-Shoot…)

this thread made me realise I dont find british men attractive in general(i do think Cumberbatch is but not in a conventional way so…)

the only british men I can think of are Robert Pattinson,young Hugh Grant and George MacKay

(i know pic attached is random but it shows off his body nicely)

No. 181316

File: 1619295855133.jpg (70.1 KB, 976x549, _106142584_lamarr3_bbc.jpg)

i've been watching too much buzzcocks

No. 181345

File: 1619299972462.jpg (54.75 KB, 500x500, 5874375094375430543654.jpg)

I know his looks are very polarizing, but…

I just feel deep in my bones that he'd make an amazing sub. I like his boyishness and freckles.

No. 181354

File: 1619305429645.jpeg (29.24 KB, 346x662, nakedmartincrop.jpeg)

just martin things

No. 181355

File: 1619305453522.jpeg (63.43 KB, 700x457, martydress.jpeg)

No. 181356

File: 1619305506072.jpg (90.13 KB, 407x474, bl-13.jpg)

No. 181357

File: 1619305599174.jpg (51.56 KB, 384x604, bl-12.jpg)

No. 181359

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No. 181361

File: 1619305735952.gif (1.68 MB, 366x208, davepole.gif)

i would do terrible, terrible things to dave at any age.

No. 181362

File: 1619305833813.jpg (51.27 KB, 530x581, joe-cole-actor.jpg)

Only saw him in Black Mirror but he kinda cute

No. 181363

File: 1619305834174.gif (897.96 KB, 345x202, davevest.gif)

No. 181368

File: 1619307813203.jpg (354.57 KB, 706x894, poolboys.jpg)

No. 181369

File: 1619310906735.jpg (15.92 KB, 231x300, 432b0ab318a416963c463d3a4d276a…)

Martin Gore has strong sub energy

I feel like Dave is a switch… he and I could take turns committing sins against eachother, and oh God would I let him fuck me like an animal in heat

No. 181370

File: 1619311360937.jpg (139.93 KB, 1021x1454, b9b674e33dbb416d39e9e5ec8aec64…)

i think dave is just alan's waifu, no need to read any more into it than that. i want him so badly though hhnnnnng

No. 181386

File: 1619323779114.png (306.43 KB, 480x574, 33C440E9-139E-4433-B84C-FAA043…)

He and his brother were so hot on Peaky Blinders

No. 181387

File: 1619324102620.jpeg (156.08 KB, 860x1390, ACAB76A2-B278-40AC-A13A-7B3004…)

I mean he literally advertised it kek

No. 181416

File: 1619338221614.gif (860.83 KB, 386x287, tumblr_m4g5ds9Lfx1rstjlro5_400…)

me too
early 90's long hair dave is my favorite. so fucking sexy

No. 181417

File: 1619338243479.jpg (10.32 KB, 300x332, 1c7a5447ab25fbbd01142aeb5d09c4…)

No. 181434

only attractive men in the whole damn thread. rest of you need to get your heads checked

No. 181437

my poor skinny heroin boi let me fix you with kisses

on your DICK

No. 181438

god martin has the nicest titties

No. 181439

File: 1619359554316.gif (2.47 MB, 500x211, b2c78d794a20ea9f28eb1faec7b7f3…)

I'd fuck Theo.

No. 181441

>not being into Richey Edwards
shit taste

No. 181442

londoners are all hypochondriacs who cheat on their wives with men, only based northerners plz

No. 181453

File: 1619368980028.jpg (27.26 KB, 303x549, a879f83ec06eff71590310c35e9c5b…)

goth husband

No. 181454

the superior peter

No. 181455

File: 1619369146999.jpg (67.04 KB, 651x905, 84ef3b8da600d1a3a890cd23e29bc7…)

britpop husband

No. 181457

File: 1619369214250.jpg (52.13 KB, 399x600, brett-anderson.jpg)

he's been aging beautifully as well.. sigh

No. 181459

File: 1619370995774.jpg (50.28 KB, 500x748, john-bishop-gq-men-of-the-year…)

He's gorgeous but the second he opens his mouth, it's like he might as well be speaking Swahili. NO fucking idea what he's saying.

No. 181461

File: 1619371298523.jpeg (654.68 KB, 846x1200, F943E060-7453-4C52-913B-76E7E0…)

Older Jarvis is also mint.

No. 181547

The fact that his Liverpool accent is so hard to understand that his episode of Top Gear required subtitles for the UK release. He has the look of a dad you could seduce away from his boring family, but he talks like a fucking horse mimicking human speech

No. 181554

File: 1619402852690.jpg (34.89 KB, 808x455, Andy-808x455.jpg)

oh what i'll have to look into this man (you are talking about john bishop?). i have a scouse dad fetish for some reason. pic unrelated

No. 181572

I'm very scouse and even I can't understand the bastard. He is nice looking though!

No. 181635

File: 1619425193569.jpg (36.08 KB, 564x888, 0e60c7aba4b544b6d1fe36f1e25f01…)

How are you guys gonna talk about Depeche Mode without mentioning sexy ass Alan Wilder? Synthpop daddy can do any nasty thing he wants to me any ol time

No. 181650

Imagine fucking John Bishop and he tries to vocalise "call me Daddy" through his cripplingly strong accent. But I get it though, he genuinely looks like a handsome man who got tied down with a family and spends his days at the office daydreaming about running off with a woman half his age (that's us in the story) so he can feel like a person again.

Holy shit, yes, how did I forget Alan Wilder?

No. 181652

File: 1619440375205.jpg (219.3 KB, 987x1000, IMG_20210426_133235.jpg)

Ladies, you're sleeping on the football players

No. 181653

File: 1619440528866.jpg (323.29 KB, 867x1200, IMG_20210426_133500.jpg)

No. 181655

Who tf is that? Eees GAWJUS

No. 181660

File: 1619441871994.jpg (241.02 KB, 1454x2048, pn.jpg)


No. 181661

Ruben Loftus-Cheek, love the name love him.

No. 181662

No. 181664

haha i'm just a hardcore dave stan. alan gives me popular guy at a private school vibes&i prefer my little car-burning junkie over daddy's conventional features

No. 181665

that's because it's the worst sport kek

No. 181669

The men are so fit, I love footballer physiques. Better than rugby players who just look fat and retarded. Better than boxers who are usually short. Better than darts players who are the ugliest men alive.

No. 181676

File: 1619446672955.jpg (533.85 KB, 2247x2247, leemack09_281.jpg)

uh no actually lee mack has the darts world record and he is clearly hot

No. 181681

Bro have you SEEN a rugby player's thighs? They could crush Jupiter.

No. 181755

I have legit just sat here for the past few minutes trying to perfect the John Bishop 'Call me Daddy' but I just can't get it. It is horrendous. Probably best he doesn't speak tbh. I also had no idea he was over 50!

No. 181774

File: 1619459248850.gif (893.72 KB, 327x251, LargeFinishedFlyinglemur-small…)

I gotchu anon

No. 181776

File: 1619459529324.gif (2.76 MB, 480x360, tumblr_1f298d2258ebd75b30377b3…)

Its honestly so shitty he had to leave the band.. He was really talented

No. 181859

File: 1619481779249.gif (1.77 MB, 228x298, supportivegbgif.gif)


No. 181860

File: 1619481827400.png (913.49 KB, 761x853, slashfic.png)

original flavour travis was hot too.

No. 181861

kek notice no one's posted fletch

No. 181864

File: 1619482486672.jpg (224.31 KB, 1059x1275, IMG_20210427_011407.jpg)

I defy u nerds

No. 181882

It didn't occur to me even once when I made this thread that someone would post a conventionally attractive athletic man. The entire time this thread has been active, my mind chose to not recognise that validity of non pasty weirdo looking men being acceptable here.

No. 181885

File: 1619491272338.png (1.48 MB, 1006x1152, Screen Shot 2021-04-26 at 10.4…)

same, anon. is that…have we been…racist? against the british? was it wrong to stereotype an entire country's worth of as picrel?

No. 181886

how does such a tall man have such tiny hands

No. 181888

His hands are normal, his thighs are wonderful.

No. 181913

lmao that's because he's the least attractive and least talented

No. 181931

I'm from Ireland, being racist against British people is my 9 to 5 job.

But all jokes aside I think I just like panel show dorky comedians so much that I forgot the UK was capable of producing chad type men

No. 181989

File: 1619529507394.jpeg (233.92 KB, 1200x900, 036FC063-ECEC-4128-99BB-D2DADD…)

They’re too busy crushing each others skulls into oblivion and getting premature dementia

No. 181992

At least we can take a joke unlike you short, pasty potato eaters kek.

No. 182015

File: 1619537651814.jpg (48.49 KB, 466x352, IMG_20210427_163211.jpg)

John from the libertines!

No. 182016

File: 1619537703900.jpg (83.76 KB, 585x330, IMG_20210427_163322.jpg)

Back when Pete was also a cutie.

No. 182017

File: 1619537750533.jpg (50.91 KB, 523x292, IMG_20210427_163347.jpg)

No. 182018

plus he rags on dave for not putting on a good enough show can you believe that

No. 182057

File: 1619547170305.jpg (57.33 KB, 524x781, 5ee1cfb804758b5a931b254bed1b9f…)

Gotcha right back girl. His hands and the way his sleeves are rolled up his arms lawwwdddd

Lmao is that true? That's rich coming from a guy who's admitted he does almost nothing on stage or in the studio

No. 182105

yes alan famously beat his ass after the show one night because he complained about dave being lazy

No. 182452

File: 1619678275371.jpg (284.42 KB, 1024x1337, LUBP8aiwysqXuKCTbTRdSfhdXbeI5L…)

Professor Lupine and Sirius Black

No. 182453

File: 1619678299112.jpg (72.81 KB, 344x480, 751623.jpg)

No. 182602

File: 1619746675662.jpg (124.57 KB, 750x877, davepinklight.jpg)

oh god dave

No. 182603

File: 1619746702868.png (330.4 KB, 750x935, davebluelight.png)

No. 182862

File: 1619877932426.jpg (183.03 KB, 1000x1400, 190503_EP_OOBAH-BUTLER_SH03_18…)

he's ugly but looks jolly

No. 182864

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No. 183137

File: 1619975215971.jpg (469.55 KB, 1117x1117, boysurabu.jpg)

just gonna shit up the thread with OMD because my baby boys

No. 183166

a woman of taste

No. 183219

File: 1619998361417.png (89.69 KB, 240x300, D18DF99D-F6C3-46B4-BE9E-C3321A…)

I see you are a woman of culture as well

No. 183225

File: 1620001735804.gif (1.05 MB, 250x187, omdwavegif.gif)

No. 183227

File: 1620002296981.jpg (67.28 KB, 856x1011, beachpic.jpg)

i know paul is everybody's favourite but i disagree

No. 183228

File: 1620002327311.png (1.19 MB, 844x1212, locomotion.png)

look at it

No. 183319

File: 1620049684685.jpeg (108.72 KB, 1000x1000, C06D90A8-A98B-4209-BE92-9A8D18…)

Tbh Paul was initially my favorite too because I liked them blondies, but then I realized how much Andy resembled my first boyfriend I was like danmmmm

Also he aged a lot better than Paul imo

No. 183340

File: 1620057356234.gif (3.88 MB, 364x289, andy dance.gif)

KEK i had an andy lookalike too. model paul hit a wall in 1983, i'm guessing over dazzle ships stress. you can tell he was having about 6 beers for breakfast for the next ten years.
picrel my sweet floppy husbando

No. 183341

File: 1620057467736.png (1.87 MB, 1196x1194, Screen Shot 2021-04-23 at 3.48…)

No. 183446

File: 1620114067953.jpg (59.08 KB, 500x598, caad3607b4c602961a64c41771cbac…)

Ian Brown from The Stone Roses is a cutie

No. 183467

File: 1620128159998.jpg (34.1 KB, 500x730, 299e97e3de66d09ff97055f9e64e35…)

sad he aged terribly, he was really cute

No. 183569

File: 1620155280123.jpg (205.56 KB, 1241x1231, EdNOEhVXkAAv2g-.jpg)

oh no. you werent kidding. wikipedia says this is a 58 year old man. i'm sad now

No. 183575

File: 1620157905395.jpg (107.32 KB, 996x711, 8885hhf84.jpg)

Paul Simonon of The Clash was gorgeous back in the day. I think he is still very handsome now for an older guy, but back in the 80s? Yes please.

No. 183873

File: 1620278888192.gif (703.27 KB, 250x200, 0ea436ffb16b7f0c7f2a6ebb606a76…)

me reading all the DM posts in this thread

No. 183874

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No. 184049

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No. 184178

File: 1620414019400.jpg (52.97 KB, 576x324, 130712154537-05-serial-killers…)

That that was a picture of Jeffrey Dahmer on the drums for some reason

No. 184180

Samefag. *thought that it was a gay cannibal banging out the turnes

No. 184200

man if anyone in that band ate people it was definitely Fripp

No. 184286

I swear us Depeche Mode girls gotta make our own thread lol

No. 184290

File: 1620486574547.png (139.96 KB, 726x409, dontmakemerunimfullofchocolate…)

ok but the OP picture has to be this

No. 184359

File: 1620536991724.png (1.2 MB, 1094x1418, Screen Shot 2021-05-09 at 1.09…)

No. 184360


I hardly know what's going on in this pic but it's fine by me anon

No. 184433

dave is pointing and laughing at andrew who is running away because he's embarassed about how old and fat he is

No. 184459

File: 1620587719108.jpg (43.66 KB, 564x845, 5a3b0d791c2adf.jpg)

some of the men on taskmaster are attractive in a weasely way

No. 184628


I momentarily forgot, but I just made a thread for Depeche Mode discussions. Enjoy !


No. 184794

File: 1620688179267.jpg (1.08 MB, 1920x1080, PhotoCollage_1620688711975.jpg)

Mike Wozniack. I was literally thirsting over him while watching Taskmaster earlier.

It's weird how he keeps changing from hot to uggo, as demonstrated in this picture

No. 184798

Literally weird pedo neighbour on the left, hot Victorian doctor on the right

No. 185207

he looks even better than he did when he was younger, he was too skinny in the 90s

No. 185316

File: 1620862996157.jpg (34.05 KB, 448x359, Jack_Seward_-_Dracula_1992.jpg)

Jack Seward from Bram Stoker's Dracula. Idk wgat the actor name is. Also there are no good pictures of him lol

No. 185317

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No. 185339

File: 1620871569005.jpg (190.66 KB, 461x346, withnail-and-i-bfi-00m-iuo.jpg)

it's richard e. grant!!!! from withnail&i and how to get ahead in business. i love him

No. 185353

He was also in the Spice Girls movie, kek

No. 185363

thank you nonnie! I'll watch more of his stuff now. without facial hair he kind of looks like peter murphy lol.

No. 185954

File: 1621155778543.jpg (68.47 KB, 648x800, b59d05628d88939db23bc3dcaac7bf…)

I always forget he's british

No. 185955

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No. 185957

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No. 186021

File: 1621185714233.jpg (72.24 KB, 720x1280, kersh.jpg)

this guy from food wars

No. 186064

Dang, he looks like a sub

No. 186074

File: 1621202529678.jpeg (183.41 KB, 794x959, 7F3D3B5E-4C44-44F9-9B18-97904C…)

good thread, needs more tim curry

No. 186076

File: 1621202773555.jpeg (24.67 KB, 473x326, 42D246BE-8E4C-4E1A-B915-BB7CE4…)

didn’t realise he’s british at first but he totally did look like he could be in some english rock band during the 70s.

No. 186078

File: 1621202846875.jpg (32.04 KB, 426x562, 01ada62523a7358d4cbf5028a4ae6c…)

Hes been my crush since forever…

No. 186285

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No. 186292

Aw he hardly counts as British!

No. 186308

File: 1621300885413.jpeg (2.27 MB, 2363x1576, 6548B362-A185-4EF7-989E-D05980…)

I’ve been watching Dave Gorman’s Life is Goodish because YT recommended it to me and guess who has a new weird crush.

No. 186363

File: 1621336782765.jpg (34.89 KB, 590x350, 632861.jpg)

he's.. so british looking

No. 186364

File: 1621336805351.jpg (37.54 KB, 600x690, sub-06endeavour-articleLarge.j…)

No. 186373

Isn't he from some detective show?

No. 186382

File: 1621341924294.jpg (61.29 KB, 649x865, f88d848cc9aff970fc8214d85d8f73…)

Yessss…I once dreamed that I had sex with him while he was dressed as Cardinal Richelieu from The Three Muskateers kek

No. 186383

File: 1621342000173.jpg (47.48 KB, 526x527, jt91yn8xxv561.jpg)

Yep he rocks the unkempt rockstar look

No. 186385

File: 1621342594638.jpg (31.18 KB, 405x600, Ian McCullocha797878d5ba1b08cb…)

Ian McCulloch, cute 80s semi-goth

Shhh he was born in Scotland and almost has a Scottish accent so he can stay lol

No. 186443

Yes. Its called Endeavor

No. 186502

damn he looks so good here even though i hate beards 99.9% of the time, it’s incredible.

No. 186574

File: 1621439322021.gif (5.58 MB, 452x452, tumblr_401be838301c3964735344e…)


Oliver is my absolute favourite. I've never had such a bad case of celebrity crush before seeing him a few years ago. He's absolutely gorgeous.

No. 186882

File: 1621573252097.jpg (20.84 KB, 386x648, 1c0e04e8485054d8bd6302c2436783…)

Andrew Eldritch seemed really hot to me in interviews, but stills of him… he kind of looks like Ted Bundy.

No. 188765

File: 1622413632772.jpeg (280.67 KB, 629x800, 2365933_orig.jpeg)

I have a James May fridge magnet from pic rel that I display proudly on my bedroom radiator. Hate the other two but god he's a cute

No. 188925

File: 1622490896606.jpg (71.31 KB, 680x1024, Max-680x1024.jpg)

Dancer Max Westwell. Why is everyone posting the ugliest UK guys imaginable? Is this a US nonnie PsyOp?

No. 188926

File: 1622491016737.jpg (101.1 KB, 730x950, 88416-800w.jpg)

Model Sam Webb is another fav.

No. 188928

File: 1622493971923.gif (1.98 MB, 333x250, 16224938382978817.gif)

I would be really mean to a young Stephen Fry in bed. Also kinda want his crooked birdbeak of a nose up my pussy

No. 188932

Are there any how Welsh guys? I can't think of any.

No. 188935

File: 1622494804712.jpeg (61.24 KB, 960x643, nintchdbpict000352444797.jpeg)

Ioan Gruffudd (picrel), Gwilym Lee, Aneurin Barnard, Matt Hitt, Iwan Rheon, Luke Evans… Christian Bale is debatably Welsh

No. 188938

File: 1622495647488.jpg (48.63 KB, 480x720, cf52eea2751841dc9d39b22fa00889…)

Andy Whitfield.

No. 188939

File: 1622495768420.jpg (30.91 KB, 476x594, 476full.jpg)

Steve Jones a TV presenter.

No. 188946

File: 1622497010663.jpg (54.63 KB, 920x518, hotness-of-tom-ellis-will-make…)

Tom Ellis is a Welsh actor, though admittedly of mostly English ancestry. Fits the thread well, but not your question. I think he has a Welsh grandmother or something. Richard Burton is another name coming to mind.

No. 188950

File: 1622497327433.gif (2.97 MB, 268x298, de4d9e1c40397316e2c05b70c604f6…)

Gwilym Lee is cute

No. 189109

nonny, posting this but not Hornblower? i mean he was divine in both roles, but the xixth century uniforms are just hhhnggh

No. 189111

File: 1622574015325.jpg (57.52 KB, 625x883, Ioan20-ioan-gruffudd-162651_62…)

picrel, bc I couldn't upload the photo on the phone

No. 189321

the guy you posted is one of the blandest looking in this thread, I wouldn't throw stones nonnie

No. 189482

File: 1622659515401.gif (1.75 MB, 445x445, tumblr_a00673115a808ffd0409570…)

A Richard Ayoade gif. Because it is necessary.

No. 189492

No. 189703

File: 1622759315521.jpg (693.39 KB, 1280x1554, tumblr_p56mdknyG71umunxzo1_128…)

Just looking at pictures of Luke Evans makes me blush, he's gay though.

No. 189708

Didn't he claim to be gay then get engaged to a woman?

No. 189820

File: 1622816417578.jpg (37.11 KB, 750x400, ben.jpg.750x400_q85_box-0,14,9…)

Pouty Ben Aldridge

No. 190875

File: 1623144430211.jpeg (89.05 KB, 954x1738, B4A8A715-FDCC-448D-B88F-BB9005…)

this picture of colin farrell mmm

No. 190876

File: 1623145402421.jpg (4.76 KB, 318x159, download.jpeg.jpg)

Richard Madden

No. 190877

File: 1623145676368.jpg (8.85 KB, 183x276, images.jpeg.jpg)

Sam hughen dispute the fact you could rent his forehead for advertising space.

No. 190879

File: 1623146524320.jpg (85.11 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>tfw no hot hooligan bf

No. 190885

File: 1623148349451.jpg (609.07 KB, 1080x1326, Screenshot_20210608_121610.jpg)

Paul Bettany. I know he's 50 and therefore twice my age but what can I say, I am thirsty and he is water

No. 191066

i like his weird lisp

No. 191310

File: 1623343469448.jpg (98.83 KB, 1300x866, Harry-Rowley8.jpg)

Harry Rowley

No. 191311

File: 1623343580244.jpg (91.3 KB, 640x360, PRI_156513910-640x360.jpg)

Alex Pettyfer

No. 191331

Dayum. What a body.

No. 191486

I only know who he is because of his wife

No. 191506

File: 1623414652477.jpg (69.98 KB, 731x950, 23f6e34702fba9c4095c5ef4098bdc…)

he has an annoying face.

No. 191566

Yeah, looks very punchable. Luckily the rest of him is distracting

No. 192509

File: 1623863371886.jpg (72.69 KB, 493x600, 749684b96e1ca160176b20b50fdad5…)

The Kinks were such a great group of good looking lads. Very fashionable too which is always a bonus

No. 192555

File: 1623876690395.jpg (56.72 KB, 395x675, tumblr_0eb02ee765aa61206fc8998…)

i'm still thirsting so hard for this bastard

No. 192642

who is that?

No. 192758

reece shearsmith

No. 192988

File: 1624035014414.jpg (163.59 KB, 1200x1812, imgID130689802.jpg.gallery.jpg)

Martin Kemp aged extremely well.

No. 192994

File: 1624036315198.jpg (65.24 KB, 615x616, 0_Take-That-2005.jpg)

No. 192995

File: 1624036434687.jpg (180.62 KB, 1080x1440, images.jpg)


No. 193086

File: 1624056272819.gif (7.52 MB, 540x400, tumblr_e6639cd9e2e7a90feb2a730…)

the other anon is correct - reece shearsmith. his hands look like they would be magical

No. 193228

File: 1624125415571.jpg (42.44 KB, 709x879, tumblr_piemzer8yR1w8rn82_1280.…)

No. 193230

File: 1624126835810.jpg (108.8 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMTU4MjU0NjI4NF5BMl5BanBnXk…)

i had a major crush on jack o'connell when he was on skins, and i'm happy to see that he's aging well!

No. 193233

File: 1624127289020.jpg (530.21 KB, 1200x1600, 4cevGh901w8rn82_1280.jpg)

No. 193234

samefag. He resembles Nicholas Hoult.

No. 193261

I'm happy he looks meaty but hasn't gone full gammon. God bless his ageing journey

Nicholas Hoult wishes he resembled this

No. 193387

he is so hot, especially as Cook but he’s also a great actor so i end up seeking him out in his other projects just to get more jack lmao…,, like he is so unbelievably fine it’s not okay

No. 193388

File: 1624191860563.jpeg (121.15 KB, 750x920, F364BA65-DA76-43FA-BB2A-265624…)

same anon thirsting over jack o connell adding that his sleazy smile absolutely does me in

No. 193418

Any man with slightly too many teeth is top notch. I also love how it's impossible to clean him up completely, he can look sharp and expensive but always a little bit rough

No. 193502

File: 1624241099078.jpeg (48.07 KB, 750x562, single-men-ew.jpeg)

i hate myself

No. 193522

This guy is modern? I'm surprised. He looks like he could be someone from a candid photo originating during the Industrial Revolution

No. 193524

File: 1624255211114.png (1.93 MB, 1156x1440, Screen Shot 2021-06-21 at 1.59…)

he aged weirdly…ps maybe? and got a bit skinny but that's better than blimping up i think

No. 193525

File: 1624255239681.png (1.13 MB, 1210x832, Screen Shot 2021-06-21 at 1.59…)

No. 193621

who is that and what's circled?

No. 193634

it's guy in vidrel and the circle is a shopping bag hanging from a dresser drawer being used a rubbish bin

No. 193674

File: 1624320514773.jpg (330.73 KB, 960x1281, 20210208_162312808_M.jpg)


No. 193687

do u have any pictures of him in an adidas shell

No. 193698

nta but is that a legit request or are you implying he looks chavvish? If legit, that's random lol. Why an adidas shell?

No. 193711

he kind of looks like slavic bae, i bet he'd look cute in a tracksuit

No. 193743

full name is Finley Prentice if you want to look him up

No. 193745

File: 1624359019058.jpg (35.83 KB, 559x559, 4143921_8724284.jpg)

I wish they would use more masculine men in British modelling. The trend for a long time has been to use deliberately odd-looking mixed race men who look as if their features were stapled on in the dark or ginger/blond floppy haired freckled twink types who look like literal 12 year old boys (Fionn Creber is an example) or snobby, smell a fart pinched nose types who look like they've just joined the bullingdon club and want to beat up the homeless (picrel Sam Hardwood). And as ever, the odd nepotistic case. Gallagher's hideous son is a fucking model kek. Handsome, masculine ones like David Gandy, Sam Webb and Oliver Cheshire got more work in Italy pretending to be Italian men kek. Just why?!

No. 193764

i like the mixed race moe boys kek. they have OwO eyes and pretty hair

No. 193765

yayyy ok

No. 193783

File: 1624382137108.jpg (275.11 KB, 1500x2000, phil-wang.jpg)

Painfully unfunny but has pretty eyes and lips

No. 193909

File: 1624448439436.jpg (298.77 KB, 1000x1389, elliot-aiken-12194-1000x1389.j…)

No. 194206

File: 1624594360602.jpeg (31.81 KB, 400x400, 6B25587A-D59A-4491-9FB0-E02B89…)

Oh no I’ve started watching Fleabag and I’m in the Andrew Scott season and my crush on him has flared up again

No. 194636

I liked Rhod before but then I saw this (skip to 2:32 for some femdom overtones) and I was like "wat". I hate troons, btw, but seeing him do this made me feel funny.

No. 194650

File: 1624873707043.jpg (17.48 KB, 440x247, wenn948340_646x363.jpg)

No. 194659

holy shit anon same

No. 194779

File: 1624954951553.jpg (34.61 KB, 500x633, 87459516ecb4c4e8fee5673cab62a8…)

objectively he's kind of ugly (his eyes are really close together) but I find him rly hot, Idk

No. 196854

File: 1625728811353.jpg (173.72 KB, 673x681, tun5ernvEeQB1qf4im3o2_r1_1280.…)

I watched Withnail and I the other day and Paul Mcgann is so freaking pretty and handsome. He's got that kind of classic romantic look to him that wouldn't be out of place in the 18th century. Plus his voice is so soft and gentle, and now I wanna listen to all the audio episodes he did as the 8th Doctor lol.

No. 196987

>tfw no hot failed actor GAD bf
I love how often he appeared half-nude in that movie. They knew. I want to make him blush.

No. 196992

File: 1625779494901.jpeg (41.37 KB, 620x413, 122904.jpeg)

Somehow this lad reminded me of Peter Cook who I have neglected to post here yet. He was such a cute..

No. 197004

just want a nice middle class british lad to watch the footy with tbh x

No. 197010

File: 1625784261082.jpg (63.76 KB, 1400x700, hair.jpg)

Austin is top of my list of British lads to shag.

No. 197075

Oh behave!

No. 197077

Omg I love him too kek

No. 197117

File: 1625839067620.gif (1.9 MB, 252x252, m6c5cb5dc5202b9c922f83c92f754c…)

Yesss there were so many shots of him without his shirt or pants. I was getting too distracted to focus on the dialogue at times. And i couldn't stop staring at his perfect neck and jawline too

No. 197131

File: 1625849361328.jpg (68.53 KB, 1053x790, E4L7sAFX0AQLz70.jpg)

ugh those lips

No. 197141

(Dudley was hotter, sorry)

No. 197191

No. 197192

oh my god he looks so soft and lovely

No. 197219

File: 1625898519268.jpg (119.49 KB, 634x876, dudleymoorepetercook.jpg)

HE WAS! C'MON. And he could play the piano!

No. 197270

File: 1625936297040.jpg (38.1 KB, 640x477, asdfghjkl.jpg)

i'm trying to see it but nope sorry nonarino

No. 197314

File: 1625959048987.gif (1.18 MB, 245x138, tumblr_3fdc2b572b5fee458e8e8fb…)

Technically Gary Cooper counts, son of English parents.

No. 197318

Yo is that from Beau Geste?

No. 197346

nta but I think it's from Morocco with Marlene Dietrich

No. 197556

File: 1626123196973.jpeg (66.32 KB, 500x375, tumblr_inline_p93r2mLY2T1rb16g…)

Young Ade Edmondson.. cor

Still makes me kek every time I visit this thread

No. 197559

Women don't find men attractive

Women only find popularity attractive. Every single male posted in "attractive males" threads is ALWAYS someone famous. Now compare it to any thread anywhere for hot women. The women are most of the time literal nobodies who just happen to have great bodies.

Men actually find women attractive - their bodies, and faces.
Women are only attracted to popularity.

It's fucked up, women are shallow as it gets. They can never appreciate something for what it is - beauty for what it is, intelligence for what it is, values for what they are, interesting hobbies for what they are. Instead, a woman will care about the shallowest shit there could be: popularity. If a guy is popular, he is pretty. If a guy is popular, he is worthy, if a guy is popular his hobby is interesting.

You are pathetic and completely shallow.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 197571

Sorry for taking the bait but wouldnt it be fucked to post pictures of my hot coworkers here?

No. 197572

this post won't get you laid incel

No. 197575

He looks like my ex, who did indeed look decent in one of those adidas suits.

No. 197576

yes the real reason women don't post random men is because to most of us, it's an invasion of privacy/creepy weird.

No. 197579

File: 1626135654131.png (126.82 KB, 723x755, harry-kane.png)

I want to peg Harry Kane.

No. 197580

Men just don't have that filter, they post anything and anyone online all the time. They're naturally creepy.

No. 197582

File: 1626137865537.png (19.74 KB, 384x512, sohot.png)

I'm crushing on a guy right know who is a factory worker, works night shifts for minimum wage and only ever seems to hang out with his family. A nobody. Sorry no pics but just sharing my oh so interesting crush. I'm sure you're all grateful to hear about him. Love the new direction the thread is taking

No. 197588

*AS shallow as it gets, try and keep up, dear

No. 197624

File: 1626185452167.jpeg (58.97 KB, 960x640, 13090798-37F6-448D-89E5-4F4F81…)

Grealish is the cutest one imo

No. 197633

File: 1626188832092.jpg (185.81 KB, 1600x900, they approve.jpg)

They can all be pegged as "punishment" for losing the Euros to Italy.

No. 197634

Grealish is so popular here in the uk, he is kinda worshipped, especially by young lads. He is cute, he reminds me of Orlando Bloom a lil

No. 197640

File: 1626191715735.jpg (28.95 KB, 481x600, Phil-Foden.jpg)

keeping with the footie theme

No. 197650

File: 1626193818204.jpg (89.89 KB, 521x521, tumblr_605efd2863804065d53eac8…)

since we're talking the england team, I like harry mcguire. in some picture's he's really weird looking, but in others strangely cute. looks far better in motion

No. 197718

I laughed anon.

Also yeah. Nobody wants to hear about our normie crushes. We have them all the time. This is a thread about British dudes who happent k be in the public eye. Which is far less creepy to talk about imo.

No. 197770

File: 1626235312073.jpg (489.09 KB, 1707x2560, Paul-McGann-as-The-Eighth-Doct…)

he grew up nicely too

No. 197906

File: 1626329718298.png (247.88 KB, 343x500, 9f2aceaba47a84dc5c7687a452c607…)

dave "i know what i'm paid to do" gahan

No. 198653

File: 1626797845274.png (668.85 KB, 492x928, jjhkub.png)

No. 198659

File: 1626798636017.jpg (106.61 KB, 700x915, webb-weber.jpg)

No. 198846

File: 1626905783119.jpg (59.29 KB, 391x512, unnamed.jpg)

No. 198847

File: 1626905891190.jpg (84.03 KB, 630x1200, MV5BZWRlMzgxMTYtYjQ5Ni00M2U1LW…)

No. 198936

File: 1626954673938.jpg (1.3 MB, 2048x1363, Clarence-Clarity_Latitude-2015…)

glitch pop husband

No. 198942

File: 1626958038058.jpg (534.66 KB, 1727x2478, Joe_Dempsie_Paris_(cropped).jp…)

No. 199137

File: 1627089002832.jpg (34.55 KB, 630x1200, MV5BMTkwNjYwNDE5M15BMl5BanBnXk…)

No. 199288

Who is this?

No. 199307

File: 1627208730795.jpg (317.73 KB, 1374x2048, e146c6ffaedaa337f31b5ab5c96275…)

I am so irrevocably horny for Hugh Laurie, especially in blackadder, I love a stupid dandy

No. 199308

File: 1627208979249.png (663.85 KB, 738x866, Screen Shot 2021-07-25 at 8.27…)

Samefag, he also makes a beautiful woman lol

No. 199319

It's MV5BMTkwNjYwNDE5M15BMl5BanBnXk obviously.

No. 199328

A++ taste. But ONLY in Blackadder goes forth

No. 199329

Laurence Olivier.

No. 199330

File: 1627223622512.jpg (113.23 KB, 500x500, MV5BMjcyOTk5NjcyNV5BMl5BanBnXk…)

Martin Potter

No. 199331

No that's Lady Diana Spencer, you ignoramus

No. 199332

File: 1627223923517.jpg (71 KB, 976x544, _60278898_lawsonlandscape.jpg)

Anyone remember these guys?

No. 199333

File: 1627223967129.jpg (174.15 KB, 768x1281, lawson-final.jpg)

No. 199344

lmao is this meant to be sexy

No. 199353

I think so lol.

No. 199355

are these "one direction"?

No. 199369

Nonnie, I dread the thought that you have actual sexual fantasies with this Hugh Lorries character in Black Adder specifically. Like, are you another actor in the show or are you actually in the Adderverse?

No. 199375

No, they're a band called Lawson. The lead, Andy Brown, is an ex-boyfriend of Mollie King who was in a pop group called The Saturdays.

No. 199383

File: 1627242628066.jpeg (419.67 KB, 2048x1375, D650174F-6319-494B-8FF5-628E5F…)

Jim Reid

No. 199388

File: 1627246060008.jpg (187.3 KB, 600x800, Image.jpg)

Jake Quickenden

No. 199389

File: 1627246107501.jpg (174.18 KB, 768x1179, nrm_1416500998-jake_final_ring…)

No. 199390

get that stupid scrote away from that falcon

No. 199433

I don't have sexual fantasies usually so I've never had one of Hugh, but I can assure you that it's as Hugh not George! I just think he's especially handsome in Blackadder…

No. 199675

File: 1627406535127.jpg (36.37 KB, 500x500, joe-mcelderry-fb83b379-18c4-4f…)

The manliest photo I could find kek

No. 200461

File: 1627879245993.jpg (52.27 KB, 656x343, warlock-the-armageddon-julian-…)

Julian Sands aged tragically but he was so fine when he was young. He also had no qualms about doing onscreen nudity, which is a nice bonus.

No. 200859

File: 1628174005182.jpg (36.67 KB, 500x496, oh1adv58cxjz.jpg)

not particularly fond of depeche mode but he was cute

No. 200860

File: 1628175163836.jpg (38.71 KB, 384x632, 8771092027_e19c5a1c95_z.jpg)

Young Paul Simonon. He was asked to join the clash because he was pretty. Had to learn the bass for the band.

No. 201001

he's gorgeous now anon. I have met him a few times and he has such a handsome face irl even though he's old as fuck now.

No. 201005

omfg ntayrt but tell us what he was like when you met him, ive been daydreaming about running into him and having a chat with him about music for 2 years lol

No. 201007

I met him once in manchester and then in london! in manchester it was in a mcdonalds so it was a little awkward. We sat and talked, I said I was a big fan but then we talked about his art which I think he appreciated. And then in London it was after a gorillaz gig where I also met mick who was lovely! it was very casual and he was great! proper cheeky old man! one of my best famous people encounters i've ever had tbh

No. 201268

anon love yourself more
he's famous for literally doing nothing, imagine what he's like in bed

No. 201269

File: 1628475643635.jpg (31.07 KB, 695x375, asylum-1972-11.jpg)

kek so like how robert powell got hired to play jesus

No. 201270

File: 1628475723350.jpg (32.84 KB, 400x500, rp.jpg)

thats not a very good picture

No. 202405

File: 1629298685142.jpeg (81.43 KB, 1364x2048, 6F4A9CDB-9FA0-4FB0-9A5D-BA2B87…)

RIP you legend

No. 202410

heard the news while out shopping today. rest in peace, john!

No. 202414

Holy shit he died?? I remember hearing rumors about throat cancer because his voice sometimes sounded off but didn't believe them

No. 202415

Samefag, just Googled it, turns out it was skin cancer

No. 202420

I’m glad I found out before I went into work because when I read that he had passed, my eyes just involuntarily started watering and I had myself a little cry.

No. 202781

File: 1629620738578.jpeg (46.63 KB, 1024x551, 5CA7A62B-E005-430A-846E-B36C3F…)

Sean Bean anyone? Love his accent too

No. 208149

File: 1633459766898.png (1.62 MB, 876x1352, jba.png)

Jack Brett Anderson.

No. 208164

Dayum. I've always thought he was attractive even as an older man but didn't know he was this much of a babe when he was younger

No. 208178

he was really pretty when he was young

No. 208212

File: 1633486837768.jpeg (28.89 KB, 741x732, 81CB1907-501E-4575-8C77-434A4A…)

I want a threesome with Dan and Phil.

No. 208214

File: 1633491470138.gif (1.37 MB, 500x475, 50d7ce74b441e6c726d10de20450f3…)

Joe Thomas is so adorably awkward

No. 208250


No. 208290

this thread has got to be full of burger-chans bc no british anon would admit to being attracted to half of these men kek

No. 208631

File: 1633710725722.jpg (76.66 KB, 1080x809, 23270484_1492142920870668_6044…)

Loads of old blokes from shows and bands with an international fanbase, so possibly. And burger-courting youtubers. It's like anons are posting just any British man they can think of. Definitely not a British anon posting Austin Powers lmao.

Anyway let's have another Jack photo, this time with Oliver.

No. 208633

File: 1633710874750.jpg (95.86 KB, 990x742, QVNIMTE3NTA3MTM4.jpg)

And great news from Tom this week. I hope he remains healthy for as long as possible.

No. 208639

Bruh. Same.

No. 208641

File: 1633714613557.jpeg (72.31 KB, 494x398, 52690AB5-D0E2-45E7-B30E-643E98…)

cute junkie bfs

No. 208885

excuse you some of us are china-chans

No. 212243

File: 1636048243281.jpg (81.08 KB, 480x750, tumblr_ni0ymm2i7u1s8ir5qo1_500…)

Call me insane but I think I might have a thing for Roger Waters……

No. 212247

File: 1636050046099.jpeg (212.12 KB, 1366x2048, 22412A9F-58ED-49CF-89CD-88465B…)

I love Dan Howell. He might be gay but I can’t help it, he’s handsome, funny and quintessentially and awkwardly British.

No. 212266

when I was a huge dnp phfan I had a love hate relationship with Dan kek. He was my favorite out of the two, I watched all his content and as an awkward angsty teenager I found him very relatable and funny, but at the same time I got annoyed by him really often?? Idek lol but regardless I'm afraid that at least 10% of my adult personality is based on him

No. 212279

Is that the popular one or the one that everyone considers an extra to their husbando?
Also are they gays together or not

No. 212281

What's there to hate, though? There are plenty of British men who are just as awkward as he is regardless of their sexuality.

>are they gays together or not

They were gay together, not sure if this is a current thing but they definitely were in the past. I think Dan talked about this somewhere, correct me if I'm wrong.

No. 212298

>tfw no cute shaved head junkie bf

No. 212567

File: 1636319668611.jpg (49.68 KB, 640x320, thefacekek.jpg)

mmm, tilbrook.
literally all his songs are about what a shit boyfriend he is tho

No. 212725

>what's there to hate
some things he did really annoyed me, in particular
>being sarcastic every other sentence
>being condescending/overly critical to phil for no reason
>his quirky emo "black…like my soul" shtick was cringe
Though at the same time I was a huge fan, I only picked up on these things because I watched every single one his videos at least twice lol

No. 212944

What are your favorite Dan videos? I need more of him being adorable and annoying.

No. 213127

sorry for the late reply! I just skimmed through dans channel to refresh my memory a bit and now I'm nostalgic lol. Some videos I remember enjoying a lot are:
>12 year old Dan's website
>his collabs with Tyler Oakley and Connor franta
i liked storytime type videos a lot so those ones, especially
>our awkward fancy meal
>the time I got sunstroke
as far as videos with phil:
>sexy internet dating 1 and 2
>photo booth challenge
>dan and phil Vs tumblr 1 and 2
>all the baking ones
and obv all the gaming channel videos (though I stopped watching in like 2017 so I'm not caught up with those esp all the sims ones, rip). tbh if you like him I recommend you binge all his videos, they're super comfy and mostly pretty short especially the vlog style ones. Same goes for the gaming channel if you like that sort of content. I remember loving their undertale playthrough

also he used to stream every week on younow so theres a lot of highlights from that on youtube (see the channel in vid rel. just a random one of him being cute)

No. 213224

Kek was not expecting to see him posted here. I was briefly obsessed with him for a few months.

No. 217612

File: 1639598551009.jpg (123.2 KB, 1080x1191, qEbfOXQ.jpg)

I can't believe he's straight.

No. 217613

File: 1639598632779.jpg (46.02 KB, 750x400, aj.jpg.750x400_q85_box-0,20,17…)

No. 217614

File: 1639598909019.jpg (685.83 KB, 1978x3000, aj-pritchard-curtis-pritchard-…)

With bro. argh those trousers!! :(

No. 218387

File: 1639980784155.jpg (43.43 KB, 612x395, i ate ur pretzel.jpg)

matrix twins in real life (literally these are the actors who played them. they are english karate masters or some shit)

No. 218404

File: 1640006891183.jpeg (54.9 KB, 564x752, Albert Finney Smoking (hot).jp…)

Bit niche but he was so gorgeous and captivating in 'Saturday Night and Sunday Morning'. English James Dean I call him

No. 218448

Who is this beauty?

No. 218449

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No. 218570

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AJ Pritchard. Fairly sure he's pretending to be het. Major gayface.

I'm still not attracted to the Harries bros but Jack has managed to look more masculine with time. They were twinkish for so long.

No. 218588

It would be amazing if just once, a pretty "gayface" guy turned out to be into women. Why should the men get all the pretty ones.

No. 218595

hawt, who is this?

No. 218625

Jenson Button.

No. 218626

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Sai Bennett's ex bf.

No. 218679

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charlie cox is an absolute dreamboat.

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samefag, but he was perfect when he played stephen hawking’s wife’s boyfriend. i don’t blame jane.

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ok last one. his smile is everything to me.

No. 218723

ah, a woman of culture, i see.

No. 218724

love that whole group of movies. drunk/criminal/manual labour media is enjoyable to anyone of that lifestye regardless of gender. i recommend the "angry young man" films to nonitas, despite the offputting implications of the genre name

No. 218725

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vampire boyfriend

No. 218729

Young Christopher Lee?? Damn.

No. 218823

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he was one of the good ones

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insert smiling emoji

No. 219638

My bf

No. 219656

go away

No. 219997

he goes fast
excellent gif btw

No. 220974

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james hunt back in the day gives me some pants feelings

No. 263074

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I know this threads dead but I wasn’t sure where else to post for any of the other OMD fans on here are see… Just wanted to share that I got to see my boys live in my hometown last night. 10/10 spiritual experience, Andy’s liturgical white man dancing and all. Didn’t get to meet him unfortunately, but I did get to meet Paul, and he signed something for me. I was so bashful and my Texan ass kept calling him “sir”, but I’d never smiled so much in my life. Had a spell of imposter syndrome afterward regarding what I have or haven't accomplished as a fan, but I’m better now and so grateful that I had the night I did, especially with the world so unpredictable right now. I can’t wait to frame my autograph & cherish it forever. Love you Paul & Andy.

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If this man wasn't British he'd be very ugly indeed. Lucky for him he's a bong

No. 263229

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so fucking hot in this david bowie cover

i just love last shadow puppets alex

No. 263233

his butt is so round?

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I want to cruelly bully a weird looking but cute & innocent british boy.

No. 263709

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ive been stupidly obsessed with aldous huxley based on the handful of pictures that are available of him for so long. it pisses me off that someone whos my exact specific ideal type in looks had already lived and died before i was born.

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What I wouldn't give for 10 minutes alone with Boris Johnson back in his Eton private school days.

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Off topic but I think him and Shirley Jackson might have been long lost twins

No. 264229

Young Boris Johnson always gives me a jump scare because he looks exactly identical to my High School boyfriend who never brushed his teeth

No. 264233

There is a reason he has xx amount of kids lol hottie

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i love andy more than anything in the world

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t. seething david cameron (the inferior prime minister) enjoyer

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do you anons remember this gif kek

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No. 265399

of course. i used to wink back when scrolling past that thread.

No. 274213

i wish james acaster wasn't a full time pozzed handmaiden for troons

No. 274441

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Don't even get me started on Alex, I've had the biggest crush on him literally forever. He pulls off being cute and unbearably sexy at the same time so well. Have you heard the song You're So Dark anon? The way he sings the line "I want you down on all fours" makes me giggle like a retarded schoolgirl lmao. God I wanna ruin him

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No. 274530

i love this perf. he has really nice arms

also as a tall girl, it's cute that he dates tall girls despite being a manlet kek

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he aged so badly in the last five years, it's honestly scary.

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I know this is an old post but I just gotta say, I don't find Martin that attractive but i have to give him credit for being one of the very, very few men to pull off wearing a dress. He said he regrets doing it now lol but i don't think he should be, they suited him well

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Oh we Depecheposting now? Just kidding, but I agree. I'm not sure if it's just because he has a smaller frame and that's why he looked better than say, Harry Styles, but I also feel the androgyny that was in style back then had less to do with gender and more to do with experimenting with different clothes. When men wore makeup or womens' clothes, it wasn't about trying to look like a woman but more about experimenting with clothing and makeup to create an interesting look. I could just be generalizing, but that's how it feels to me at least with Martin- that he didn't style himself with the intention of trying to look like a woman but that he did it with the intention of trying to create a unique and interesting look (which ultimately looks more flattering).

anyway, cute alan and dave.

No. 277319

not the anon, but definitely. Martin was really into being punk and pushing the limit of societal expectations. He wore and did whatever he wanted, it wasn't just clothing marketed as women's. He wore BDSM gear often, that's taboo across the board. It even showed in his song writing of being submissive with a woman.

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I don't care what people think, i want to have sex with Rishi. He is so intelligent and cheeky and has a beautiful face to me with wonderful cheekbones. I love his large and dark handsome ears, and sometimes I do like to dip a cucumber slice in chocolate and suckle it, because it is how i imagine his moist, brown ears would taste and feel. he is so dashing, i'd love to be ravished by raping rishi.

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You're both spot on - people take men wearing feminine clothes way too seriously these days, Martin said multiple times he simply just liked wearing dresses and thought it was fun, he was adamant with saying he wasn't gay or trying to be a tranny. I like how straightforward he was with it.

And yesss, we need to bring back the Depeche Mode thread haha, I just remembered it. It got lost when /m/ had that whole update. And I just so happened to find this super cute picture of Alan, Martin and Dave, how fitting

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Based takes all around. And that's cool that he said that! Somehow it feels like we've regressed in a lot of ways. I get that he doesn't want to talk about it now because he's embarrassed about it (and he probably got a ton of annoying questions about it back in the day), but I think it'd be refreshing to have a male celebrity nowadays talk about androgynous fashion in a straightforward way like he did. "I wore dresses because I wanted to look subversive and thought they looked cool" is more authentic to me than when male celebrities try to turn it into some social/political statement.

I'd also love if we brought the DM thread back. I somehow missed out on the first one. A general 80s music thread could be fun too since I know there was a Morrisseyfag and a few Robert Smithposters, as well as other girls with 80s goth husbandos. But of course I wouldn't be opposed if there was just a revived DM-specific thread either. I have so many pictures I could post. and I want to be able to talk about how in some pictures young Dave Gahan kind of looked like young Yanderedev and also about Alan's comically large forehead and how the hell was Martin able to carry lanky-ass Fletch on his shoulders in this picture?

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Rik Mayall anon I see you. But I raise you Bob Mortimer and also John Simm. There's something about funny men with cheeky smiles for me I guess

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I think there are a few of us patrician Rik-anons itt. I miss him so much, nona.

John was cute. Although I've only seen him in Human Traffic.

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An 80s music thread would be great. Many cute androgynous talented men to gawk at

No. 277731

Oh definitely… There is a lot of material for discussion. I don't mind making a thread unless a more experienced anon would rather do it (it'd be my first time making a thread, but I'm sure an 80s musician thirstposting/discussion thread would be simple enough for me to make). The main question I'd have is whether it would belong in /m/ since I know a lot of containment (and music) threads go there or if it belongs in /g/ like this thread since it's about cute guys. Also nonas feel free to suggest pictures for a thread. I'm tempted to use a Depeche Mode one, but I'm open to anything if it fits the topic!

No. 277733

i’ve got a crush on him now because of this thread (specifically his nastier characters)

would you recommend the movie from your gif

No. 277754

I used to wish I had a drop dead Fred of my own

No. 277776

I would enjoy Prince too but he isn't everyone's cup of tea

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Actual attractive British men do exist though they're rare. Can't figure out where Christian Coulson fits on the masculine/weasel/ogre chart though.

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Nonnie was right. There is a meme of this already.

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i want him to bite me everywhere

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Made a general 80s music thread for nonas who want to talk more about DM and other 80s musicians or just want to continue spamming their pictures there. Post all about your goth, new wave, and post-punk husbandos! (other husbandos allowed too as long as they were from the 80s) >>>/m/224599

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lias saoudi and saul adamczewski.

No. 277975

The anorexic on the left seems devastated that he was made to eat an ice-cream

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You can guess twice who this is.

No. 279409

It's really telling that the only examples of Ricky Gervaise being hot are the two exact same pictured every single time kek

No. 279435

Knew it was Ricky Gervais before I even read the caption lol

No. 279986

Not true, he was very hot in vidrel

No. 279994

He looked like a very gay twink when he was young. Now he just looks like a creepy pedophile.

No. 279998

I think your being too hard on him. He just looks like every rat faced middle manager in a British manufacturing plant. There's a reason why his portrayal of David Brent resonated with audiences.

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