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No. 230590

Hello, half of the website doesn't seem to be working (not even /meta/) due to some errors that don't let you post. I love /ot/ the most so I kinda miss you all, specially today (valentine's) so until everything is solved please use this thread to vent and post dumb shit. Mods pls no hate we'll go back to /ot/ when things get solved, love you all

No. 230591

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I think the mods are dead

No. 230593

>>230590
i cant post here i keep getting an error tha-oh.

No. 230596

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Oranges are so good. Presliced and prepackaged meal AND a drink all in one.

No. 230598

Fug thabkv you so muvh imma cry without thjs

No. 230600

I need to vent so I might as well do it here lol

I'm two weeks into my new job at a call center and I feel like my anxiety is going to kill me.

Every time before a call and sometimes during I feel tightness in my chest or like some kind of pressure on it, I want to cry or vomit. Even when the customers super nice which is 70% of the time.

I feel pathetic as fuck because no one else seems to have this problem and I actually get good ratings from customers, therefore I'm 100% aware that I'm doing well and tbh I don't give a shit if anyone yells at me. Like what are they going to do? Hang up? Lmao

But subconsciously I'm terrified for whatever stupid reason and I feel like I'll have a heart attack. I need this job because it pays so well and I just need to hold out for 4-5 months but every day feels like a week instead. I fucking hate this

No. 230602

>>230600
I think it's just new job jitters! I hope it'll go away for you soon nona. That's usually how I am whenever I start a new job.

No. 230603

>>230600
Social anxiety is a b. Sorry nonnie, I deal with the same shit every day and it sucks.

No. 230605

anons why do I feel guilt for hating my male siblings even though I have subjective reasons for hating them and never wanting to associate with them ever again

No. 230606

Nonnies, what's a good female subreddit for physical self improvement and grooming motivation?

No. 230607

>>230606
>female
>reddit
bwaajajajajajajajaj

No. 230608

>>230605
You can hate someone in your family and still "love" them in a sense. I've known people who rightfully hated their parents but still were sad when they died.

No. 230609

>>230600
anon I have severe anxiety like this too and while my advice could probably help me too and you’re probably never gonna read this but you have to learn to depersonalize from yourself and act out a role. only at your job you are just a call center employee, your performance is not intrinsic to your overall worth. if anyone is mean to you during your hours don’t push your feelings aside, you are allowed to feel hurt if a customer is being rude and unreasonable. the only way anxiety can be tackled is if you detach away from yourself for a bit and allow yourself to go with the flow, generic ik but I hope that helps I’m unemployed kek but good luck with your job!

No. 230612

>>230607
Come on, i don't wanna keep hopping between lolcow and another site since they're legitimately the only active, non enby/troon infested, female majority websites I can find. Is there seriously nothing left? How is that there are less female majority active spaces on the current internet than what I could find years ago??

No. 230613

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>>230608
Yeah but I also hate them, don’t love them, and wouldn’t care if they died lmao. That probably makes me a bad person but at this point I kind of don’t care anymore

No. 230614

I've been wanting to rant about v day and how so many men at work asked me about my own plans (ZERO!), and I had decided to manifest my actual work crush asking me about my plans and me joking saying why would you like to ask me out and then we get married. But my fantasies never happen.

No. 230616

>>230612
Which is the other site nona?

No. 230617

>>230612
the only one thing I could possibly think of is FDS for advice for self-improvement even though I don’t really agree with their overall girlboss luxury attitude. the downstream incel-ization of the internet could be the reason for that. people seem more “wokerl than ever while still being misogynistic, male spaces aren’t really a thing because the internet is considered a male space

No. 230618

>>230613
Is somebody in your family guilting you about it? Maybe you just feel guilty because you're not "supposed" to hate them.
Anyways, you're mega based for cutting you scrote relatives out of your life.

No. 230619

This morning I went to gently wake my senior dog up so I could give her her medication. She didn't move or wake up after I pet her, so I rest my hand in her fur and got so scared because I couldn't feel anything moving. She was taking such small, light breaths.

She did wake up, eventually, but refused to lift up her head for me. Everyday is so scary.

No. 230620

>>230612
Probably exists but probably as a community that doesn't advertise itself as "for girls" cause you know what will happen then. One of my favorite subreddits right now is SCAcirclejerk, but it's just shit posting. I'm under the impression the posters there are almost entirely actual women, too, though I could be wrong.

No. 230621

>>230606
r/vindicta

No. 230622

>>230621
cursed

No. 230623

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>>230618
Yeah my mom, of course your own mother is going to guilt you for your decisions but I guess that just comes with different generational values. Also kek thanks nonnie

No. 230624

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>ran out of hair conditioner 2 weeks ago, surviving off of old hair mask in back of the cabinet
>finally able to go shopping
>buy 2 get one free! Time to stock up!
>take a shower, it’s moisture time
>…a lather?
>it’s fucking shampoo
>lolcow is down so I can’t bitch about it for 48 hours

REEEEEEEE fuck these hair companies making the shampoo and conditioner have identical bottles

No. 230626

>>230624
Ugh when I bought a little cetaphil face wash bottle for traveling I went to use it and it was fucking moisturizer

No. 230628

I was lurking and thought /ot/ was genuinely asleep and no one was engaging with any threads i’m such a retard kek

No. 230629

Don't you feel like we're all survivors of a cataclysmic event in a bunker underground wrapped in blankets and this thread is the only room where the lights still work and we are sitting on the floor talking to each other, I feel like that, so even if lolcow doesn't work it's kinda cool

No. 230632

>>230629
I hope the storm is temporary. It's weird how /g/ still works but that's nice, I always liked this board.

No. 230634

>>230629
can someone go into the discord and ask anyone what’s happening like wtf lol

No. 230635

I was lurking and thought /ot/ was genuinely asleep and no one was engaging with any threads i’m such a retard kek

No. 230636

>>230629
Lol now I’m imagining a post-apocalyptic AU where farmers and I are trapped in a bunker and have to rely on each other to survive. Or maybe some backrooms AU where there is a farmer colony but you have to pass a test in order to be screened in. Sounds like it’d be hellish but also fun.

No. 230637

>>230629
You unlocked memories I didn't know I had of when the forum I went to in the early 2000s I went down so I took that time to draw a comic about how the forum was experiencing the apocalypse and the girl from the "site is down, sorry" message they put up was behind it all.

No. 230638

Do we have a place to regroup temporarily if this website stops working completely?

No. 230639

>>230606
This website is better for that tbh. ""Female" "subreddits are filled with trannies or desperate pickmes.

No. 230640

>>230635
I've scrolled down /ot/ like two or three times throughout the day and kept seeing that smoking furbie at the top somewhere so I closed the tab again and thought nothing of it kek

No. 230641

>>230637
That sounds awesome anon, you are so creative
>>230636
I think that would be so cool, I'd love to read a story about people who knowbeach other from the internet but now magically they have to work together. I feel like I'm going to dream about it tonight, I hope I do

No. 230642

>>230638
I don't know if it's active but there's the discord server. The matrix server is also still technically up I believe

No. 230644

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Love you nonnas, I hope the lights come back on soon

Should I eat chicken katsu or sushi?

No. 230645

I was lurking and thought /ot/ was genuinely asleep and no one was engaging with any threads i’m such a retard kek

No. 230647

Happy valentine's nonnie's, hope you're all content and relaxed

No. 230649

>>230644
Sushiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

No. 230650

The drawpile thing is so cute, nonas are so talented, also to the one anon that somehow managed to say she missed everyone in unpopular opinions I missed you too

No. 230651

>>230591
>I think the mods are dead
Yeah they still haven't deleted that scrote's troll post in the sewing thread after 11 hours

No. 230654

current mood on lc

No. 230655

I assumed that the scrotes got mad that the jannies successfully cleaned up most of their shit and started DDOSing the servers really hard and that’s why they had the cloud flare issue for so long. I wonder how the database got messed up though

No. 230658

>>230644
sushi, I want to live vicariously through you

No. 230659

>>230641
If you dream about it, you should post it in the dream thread when ot come back! I think it’d be so weird to meet farmers in real life (and probably best that we’re all anon), but in a post-apocalyptic situation it’d be great. It’s strange because we’re all probably really different irl compared to how we come off on here and yet I feel that the ‘me’ that is on lolcow is probably also the most genuine version of myself lol.

No. 230660

Is it weird that I got somewhat offended by a comment my bff made about me being "with my hand" on valentine's day?not so much bcuz I'm ~forever alone~ but bcuz she basically stays in her relationship out of necessity and still thought of making a joke about me and my hand as if I'm the one who is bound to a scrote with nowhere to go to.Not that it's her fault things are this way but still how can you make a joke on someone's expense when you have a shitty relationship just to make a joke?i'd be less annoyed if her bf was a nigel but he isn't.
I told her and from what she said it seems like that i thought about it too deeply and she just said it for the lulz but to me it was like " you are the only one without a relationship lets joke about it even tho i hate mine" and to me it's hypocritical af but I don't think she even considered this

No. 230661

I hope /ot comes back soon. I can't switch to crystal cafe because it's so fucking slow and they bash moids way less than we do on here and the vibes are just all wrong. I'm counting down the seconds til I can post in the dumbass shit thread again.

No. 230662

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Well this is interesting. I posted a vent a week ago how the site has changed and it seemed like the admin was dead. I deleted it right after checking meta and I noticed a quick post. I guess I was wrong. Happy valentines day anons, I hope youre enjoying it and if you dont care for it, that is ok. I wanna vent in here too.

My boyfriend mentioned to me a month ago that he thinks I have an issue with my body. I never really thought that I did since I don't do crash diets, count calories or starve/throw up. There were two periods in highschool where I stopped eating for a few months. I was dating a verbal/sexual/physically abusive boyfriend during my highschool years who would often tell me how fat I was. So I stopped eating to impress him or some bs. I'm not overweight nor am I under. I was really thin in highschool (since I was younger too, as expected). I'm in my mid 20s now and exercise 5 days a week, I run often, I eat usually whatever I want (I eat during 2pm and 10pm), and I make sure I drink a lot of water. I find I'm relatively healthy now but since he mentioned it I see it. Every morning I wake up I body check in the mirror and feel myself. If I'm going out and I think an outfit doesn't look good I assume it's my weight so I changed several times until I have a break down. I got rid of all my social media because I can't stand seeing these girls being praised for having "nice bodies" when the half of them aren't even real. Also sometimes when I eat I think about what it's going to affect later. Does anyone else feel this way? Where they're definitely not ana-chan but can't stop this weird obsessive thinking about their body negatively?

No. 230663

>>230655
maybe they messed things up while transitioning from old admin to new admin?

No. 230664

>>230626
I bought so much FUCKING SHAMPOO

No. 230665

I'm sick of pretending I'm single and happy, i want someone to love me, i want to laugh and live happy moments with them, i want to kiss and cuddle, worry about each other, cook together, do shit together, be cringe together. I don't want to be an autistic, hikki schizo anymore, i want to love

No. 230666

Something about all this feels intentional

No. 230668

My mom got me chocolate, I love her

No. 230671

does anyone have the "end of lolcow" parody poster of evangelion? I think is really fitting for the current situation.

No. 230672

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Hillary bangs anon, are these your bangs? Am I too late for your haircut?

No. 230673

>>230665
>they bash moids way less than we do on here
Because people there are sick about everything being about moids so they try to contain all manhate in a single thread. If you want to shit on males and their disgusting behavior feel free to post in the pinkpill thread or in the tranny hate thread. And if you feel like it, check a couple of threads on /media/.
>the vibes are just all wrong
I don't know what you mean by that, it's a pretty relaxed imageboard compared to here.
>I'm counting down the seconds til I can post in the dumbass shit thread again.
I see your problem

No. 230674

/snow/ still works, but I miss ot

No. 230676

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>>230671
samefag, I found it.

No. 230677

Just let me post on /m/ PLEASE

No. 230680

I hope movie nights will still happen. Adore watching movies with nonnies.

No. 230682

Is paying for a personal trainer worth it? Nonnies who work out at a gym regularly, how do you fit it in with your work schedule?

No. 230684

>>230682
At first I read "Is paying for a personal tranny worth it?" kek

No. 230687

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>>230629
>>230636
Here's some fanart, nonnies! May we make it through these hard times

No. 230688

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>>230687
perfection, anon!

No. 230689

>>230687
Thank you anon, very nice.

No. 230691

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NOT /G/ BEING THE LAST SOLDIER STANDING.
Either way here is this cringy shitpost gif to make us all feel like we are at /ot/

I missed you anons and happy valentines day.

No. 230693

Lawyers are evil scum

No. 230695

>>230693
even phoenix wright?

No. 230696

>>230691
I wish I could slap this man across the face.
I don't know why I feel this way.

No. 230698

be me
>oh this is the year when ill start dating
>All the males in my college are either in relationship, mean jerks or nasty neckbeards.
>hot waiter that i planned to ask out doesnt work here anymore.
>spend most of my time in my room
>most guys want only fwb here and i dont want that.


oh another lonely year.

No. 230699

Waaa I wanted to take some good pics of the moon tonight but it’s raining I’ll have to wait an entire cycle for this phase

No. 230700

I don't want to shower. I want to be stinky and greasy

No. 230701


No. 230702

>>230698
tears of loneliness anons..tears of loneliness.

No. 230706

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Posting here instead of /m/ me n my ideal valentine

No. 230708

The anons on /g are from a whole other universe, man I hate it here

No. 230710

>>230708
Literally most people cross post.

No. 230711

>>230708
Literally all anons are the same

No. 230712

NOT COMING BACK!!!
NO, NOT COMING BAAACKKK!!!!

No. 230714

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>>230696
>>230691
I wanna slap him because he arouses me. Something about this gif turns on my carnal femdom chimp mode.

No. 230716

>>230708
god mods fix the goddamned bug already i don't want this whining about /g on here too
>>230714
same, he's so pathetic i want to humiliate him more

No. 230718

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Look at this

No. 230719

>>230710
Yeah… I’m not buying it

No. 230720


No. 230721

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Someone please save this website from oblivion

No. 230723

>>230719
>everyone on lc

No. 230724

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I want ot and m back so bad man

No. 230725

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>/ot/ gets nuked
>that cringe husbando post I made in a moment of weakness gets wiped from the internet forever

all according to plan

No. 230727

this thread feels like being trapped in a small room with a lot of people all talking to themselves about different things

No. 230729

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I just wanna post dumb shit again

No. 230730

Aw man my booba hurt

No. 230731

the husbando thread being the only thread active for a little bit was great. dedication to the craft.

No. 230732

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>>230676
Nonna, will you be my Valentine?

No. 230733

>>230729
Straight

No. 230735

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I wish i could find more cherry themed pics
>>230730
Mine hurt too

No. 230736

The husbando thread is kinda boring. No real men there like chris redfield, big shame

No. 230737

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took some faux trailcam cryptid photos of myself today to make a profile on a friend app. ready to make new cryptid friends!

No. 230738

>>230736
>real men
top kek

No. 230739

i have to go poop now.

No. 230740

>>230736
be the change you want to see

No. 230741

>>230736
You can find a man like that at your local shooting range if American. Bishie supremacy

No. 230742

>>230737
I'm mothman lets friend

No. 230743

>>230738
Are you insinuating chris redfield is not a real man? He is a very real man, the manliest man ever manlied

No. 230744

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>>230727
It really does man…

No. 230745

I think I will get high and reread Soren's threads. I'm being forced to crack open the milk stockpile while we wait for the mods to fix /ot… better get to smoking before despair settles in.

No. 230746

>>230727
we are literally doing that nonny

No. 230747

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Im unironically attracted to slenderman and want his pale dick in me.
Its a shame that now all he is known for is the stabbings by those psychos.

No. 230748

>>230736
your husbando is ugly anon

No. 230749

I'm watching you problem? aaaaaw yeah FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU this is fine not bad like a sir forever alone poker face challenge accepted mother of god yao ming

No. 230751

>>230747
he has a dick?

No. 230752

>>230747
i need penis bad…. dont talk about penis in front of me anon

No. 230753

>>230748
Leon fag spotted

No. 230754

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>230743
kek sorry anon i didn't knew he was videogame character it thought he was an real dude, he's hot tho good taste, look at those arms hhhnng

No. 230755

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>>230751
why you think he doesnt?

No. 230757

>>230666
Right? I feel like this is going to turn out to be a hacking/raid thing

No. 230758

>>230747
my mom watched some paranormal special where they were acting as if he was real kek. i had to explain somethingawful to her

No. 230759

>>230757
they're looking in our cameras right now.

No. 230760

>>230754
ANON KEK

No. 230761

>>230747
>its a shame hes now known for those stabbing
I agree, we should reinvent slenderman and make him into a new character or change his name, in fact, we should just pretend this is 2012 and ignore all current madness.

No. 230762

>>230755
I thought he was all about them tentacles, no dick needed.

No. 230763

i want to confess my love to kira anon, i love her, i would treat her right. if you are reading this, ily

No. 230764

>>230725
>that cringe husbando post I made in a moment of weakness gets wiped from the internet forever
Re-post it in the retarded husbadoposting thread

No. 230765

men are gay

No. 230766

>>230759
I can't believe i'm mods camwhore now fuck this shit

No. 230767

This slenderman talk reminded me of this dumbass video from way back when

No. 230768

>>230766
I wish I was mod's camwhore…

No. 230769

Slenderman is sooooooooo 2010

No. 230770

>>230706
So is it ok if I post my /m/ thing here too? Will I be able to re-post it on /m/ later without being banned?

No. 230771

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>>230764
On Allah that post will never see the light of day again

No. 230773

>>230771
Join us anon… embrace the cringe.

No. 230774

>>230759
i hope they're enjoying sugar heart revolution

No. 230776

>230771
Oh c'mon anon, you can't be cringier than me

No. 230778

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crashing this imageboard… with no survivors!

No. 230782

>>230779
Bisexual

No. 230784

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>>230761
we should reinvent him in a husbando anime style
>>230762
i forgot about that.

No. 230785

>>230778
he looks like that tucker dude

No. 230786

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Man…………………

No. 230788

>>230784
yeah, I'm okay with tentacles and dick.

No. 230790

Depression

No. 230791

>>230785
who would win in a brawl between the unconventional males thread anons and the husbando lovers anons?

No. 230792

>>230786
BIsExuAL

No. 230793

>>230786
FUCKING TERF REEEEE TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN

No. 230795

>>230778
I've never watched this movie

No. 230796

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He's wearing a tshirt you guys

No. 230797

>>230796
Good. All beasts should be clothed!

No. 230800

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No. 230802

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No. 230804

So how many anons are in here right now

No. 230805

Why we all rlly resemble the dance moms

No. 230806

File: 1644876783066.jpeg (266.23 KB, 1542x2048, FLg1DPUVUAEPSJL.jpeg)

Great timing to continue archiving threads. Too bad half of my PC monitor is broken.

Anyway, happy belated Valentine's Day nonnas. I rabu u

No. 230807

>>230800
who's this qt?

>>230791
no matter who wins, they would make out in the end. Or they'd join forces to fight the attractive men you want to fuck thread anons.

No. 230808


No. 230809

Takes a deep breath

I DON’T HAVE BEEF WITH LOLCOW I LOVE MY FAMILY SO STOP THAT NARRATIVE IM NOT GIVING UP ON MY FAMILY I BOUGHT THIS COAT FOR LOLCOW BEFORE SNL I THOUGHT IT WAS PARTICULARLY SPECIAL I HAVE FAITH THAT WE‘LL BE BACK TOGETHER I NEVER HAD ANYTHING AGAINST CRYSTALCAFE I GOT LOVE FOR EVERYONE IN THE MEDIA AND I WISH YOU ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD I SPEAK DIRECTLY TO THE MEDIA OUTLETS THE SAME WAY A BALL PLAYER SPEAKS TO THE REFS THE WORLD IS OUR COURT LIKE A BASKETBALL COURT AND THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION WE HAVE A PUBLIC RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE WE ARE PUBLIC FIGURES SO TO THE PUBLIC AND TO THE PRESS SOMETIMES PEOPLE CALL ME CRAZY BUT TO BE IN LOVE IS TO BE CRAZY ABOUT SOMETHING AND I AM CRAZY ABOUT MY FAMILY HAPPY VALENTINES

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No. 230811

>>230807
idk anon sorry

No. 230812

>>230808
no it's only me

No. 230813

>>230807
but we're all girls, nona…

No. 230814


No. 230815

>>230809
KEK I wish Kaye would post here.

No. 230816

>>230809
Thank You Anon, Very Cool!

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No. 230818

>>230814
Schweventee Schweven

No. 230821

oh you bought a 10 dllar shirt and want to flip it for 125? Fuck YOU

No. 230823

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No. 230824

>>230802
I see the wild energy in his eyes. Do you put him in clothes so that he falls over and lays down? Random-ass question kek but my cat can't walk with a shirt, he'll just flop over.

No. 230825

>>230796
>>230802
so freaking adorable

No. 230826

>>230802
god how previous

No. 230830

File: 1644877289724.gif (1.74 MB, 209x200, catcheese.gif)


No. 230831

>>230826
*precious

No. 230832

File: 1644877332245.jpg (669.06 KB, 4160x2340, 20161105_101450_HDR.jpg)

>>230824
He can walk around, but he definitely slows down kek. I used to put shirts and dresses on him when he got too rowdy and he would settle right down. He let's me put them on so easy too, no struggles! But he's a lot bigger now and none of his old shirts fit him.

No. 230834

>>230830
STOP I hate cheese

No. 230836

File: 1644877372945.jpg (170.7 KB, 1920x1080, 164-1649509_jeff-the-killer-y-…)

who eats the pussy betteR? jeff or slenderman?

No. 230837

>old net friend has gone full retard
>blocked all his old friends including me who aren’t licking his ass
>has decided he is now a “game journo” after spending most of his time reading reddit cringe and laughing at lolcows
>twitter is just absolute schizo posting directed at marvel avengers
>getting into internet slapfights with other capeshits and developers
>obviously wants to be noticed by important people so he can cash in
>32 years old but all his fanbase are now 13-16 year old boys who are too young to know any better
>all youtube comments set to approval because he can’t handle any sort of criticism

i just legit wonder if he is mentally ill because he was never this unhinged years ago.

No. 230838

>>230830
stop it, I hate vids like this.Let the kitten sleep in peace

No. 230840

>>230836
Slenderman doesn't even have a mouth. Jeff hands down.

No. 230841

>>230832
This is a genius idea. Pls recommend cute shirts for cats

No. 230842

File: 1644877551494.jpg (547.35 KB, 1061x923, Screenshot_20220214-222407_Gal…)

>>230796
a man of culture I see. mine is wearing the famous designer kiwi collar

No. 230843

File: 1644877603859.jpg (360.42 KB, 1080x1080, fa96071a-d95d-4eee-bed7-fa852e…)

>>230836
jeff and same as what >>230840 said……BUT slenderman has tentacles sooooo…

No. 230844

File: 1644877625127.jpg (39.62 KB, 568x1021, 353872fb5efa8db97b0b33f98761ca…)

>>230840
Explain this then nonny

No. 230846

>>230837
Did you mean to post this in the personal cow thread?

No. 230847

File: 1644877728472.jpg (152.42 KB, 880x872, original.jpg)


No. 230850

File: 1644877823201.jpg (770.94 KB, 2351x2025, princess.jpg)

>>230841
I used build a bear clothes, they also had some real cute stuff at the dollar store hehe they're usually made for dogs but if you get ones made for tiny dogs they should fit just fine!

No. 230851

File: 1644877850761.jpg (22.16 KB, 352x550, slender boy.jpg)

Fuck slenderman I want slenderboy….

No. 230852

>>230846
no. dumbass shit.

No. 230854

File: 1644877943800.gif (1018.68 KB, 500x265, 448.gif)

Wtf is this tentacle depravity

No. 230856

File: 1644877994585.gif (296.45 KB, 160x90, traffic-fbi-open-up.gif)


No. 230858

>>230850
may i have a kiss, beautiful cat

No. 230859

I think ed sheeran is cute, share some cute ed sheeran pics

No. 230861

File: 1644878056939.jpg (13.3 KB, 275x183, download (5).jpg)


No. 230862

File: 1644878070354.png (612.67 KB, 535x755, tumblr_o2s5jjen231r9s07oo1_540…)

what happens if we all post the same picture

No. 230864

File: 1644878091224.jpg (60.59 KB, 976x549, _90607952_capture.jpg)


No. 230866

>>230832
>>230850
That's way too cute nonnie. He's so photogenic!

No. 230867

>>230861
yummy
>>230864
kek
>>230862
An error message will appear, something like "this image already exist in the thread"

No. 230868

File: 1644878211358.jpg (1.94 MB, 2732x2872, my baby_(1).jpg)

>>230858
Pucker up schweetie

No. 230869

>>230864
he trooned out

No. 230870

File: 1644878241503.jpg (49.34 KB, 500x500, 5heinp.jpg)

seeing that lolcow may go down i have a confession to make anons .

I used to be one of the ratmy anons 4 years ago, but since then i have changed and completely lost interest in bts and kpop and dont care about anything relating to that.

When i first found out about this site 4 years ago i hated it but now as time went by i grew to love this site and the anons in it, and im quite sad whats happening to lolcow.

No. 230871

File: 1644878259794.jpg (56.14 KB, 554x554, ed sheeran.jpg)

>>230859
Here you go

No. 230872

File: 1644878287905.gif (545 KB, 275x155, 1644478357922.gif)

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE HELL HELL HELL HELL

No. 230873

File: 1644878317559.png (107.9 KB, 195x271, get me a pair of timbs.png)

>>230862
You tell me

No. 230874

>>230872
is back…

No. 230875

>>230872
F L E S H
>>230873
omg

No. 230876

File: 1644878365204.png (645.65 KB, 535x755, tumblr_o2s5jjen231r9s07oo1_540…)


No. 230877

File: 1644878390038.jpg (58.56 KB, 720x960, frhroyHHbsu_lisJs15Z4lBwGlR2xQ…)


No. 230878

>>230870
I misread this at first and thought you were confessing to being a tranny anon. Anyway, it's alright, nona. We all grow up

No. 230879

>>230869
kek I think Joel reacted to that and sounded noticeably sad

No. 230880

>>230876
is because u changed the DNA of the picture

No. 230881

File: 1644878467241.png (107.39 KB, 195x269, timbs mania.png)

>>230867
Why you lyin you jealous of my timbs

No. 230882


No. 230883

File: 1644878528781.jpg (888.7 KB, 1332x2560, Snapchat-864951594.jpg)

SCREEEEEAAAAAAAAM!!!!

No. 230884

Why his shoes so big

No. 230886

File: 1644878609461.jpg (163.17 KB, 1000x562, Cross-Over.full.3375629.jpg)

>>230747
the tentacle dude can pull A GAME dick

No. 230887

>>230878
>>Anyway, it's alright, nona. We all grow up
Thanks nonnie, the anons back then hated me for being a ratmy and took all my bait and trolling posts seriously lol.

No. 230888

File: 1644878631039.gif (26.68 KB, 220x123, adventuretime-iceking.gif)

>>230884
Nonnie you know what they say about the size of a spideys shoes

No. 230889

File: 1644878681600.jpg (360.03 KB, 1065x1053, twitter for iphone.jpg)

this keeps popping up in my head and i laugh every time

No. 230891

File: 1644878725565.gif (1.02 MB, 480x360, 8X3y.gif)

is this hot?
>>230889
lmao wtf

No. 230892

>>230888
Disgrossting and illegal

No. 230894


No. 230895

>>230894
omg anon nooo

No. 230897

will I ever accept I'm %200 nigga?

No. 230898

>>230895
I also want to fuck Piccolo

No. 230899

>>230898
based he's hot

No. 230900

File: 1644878979728.webm (763.99 KB, 640x360, 1608207740630.webm)

I like to think Tom Kenny said this to his son

No. 230902

>>230889
autism

No. 230904

File: 1644879103195.jpg (174.28 KB, 1280x1280, tumblr_b3f5dbc57eb5b0032559684…)

Ima go to bed, good night anons.

No. 230905

>>230904
Sleep tight!!

No. 230908

>>230869
Another one bits the dust

No. 230909

File: 1644879221259.gif (112.47 KB, 275x140, 1638319934346.gif)


No. 230910

>>230909
goddess made her return last night

No. 230911


No. 230913

>>230910
wait did she actually

No. 230916

>>230913
check the hornyposting husbando thread

No. 230917

>>230909
i love you

No. 230918

I just realised I'm gonna miss my weeding to board-tan if /m doesn't come back…

No. 230920

Welp time to watch every documentary on the documentary thread

No. 230922

>>230898
Piccolo can get it any hour any year.

No. 230923

>>230886
The way pyramid head moves in the game is so lewd. I remember playing ps2 and being both scared and slightly horny when you gad to fight him in a stairway or something.

No. 230924

>>230922
I like how this is the first thing I see when I check here

No. 230925

>>230923
yeah, there's something raw and hot about his moves

No. 230927

>>230629
God I wish I could draw.

No. 230930

>>230813
since when can't women make out with each other?

No. 230931

>>230930
she's just being tsun

No. 230932

>>230900
What did he do?

No. 230934

File: 1644880205873.jpeg (51.84 KB, 648x869, 934A9400-2571-4715-8DFB-AB1834…)

>>230641
>I'd love to read a story about people who knowbeach other from the internet but now magically they have to work together.
Let… NO! Let me tell you about- GAH!

No. 230935

>>230629
yesh. i actually lub this. makes things exciting hehe u guys are so fun retard style.

No. 230937

File: 1644880329020.jpg (86.4 KB, 850x1355, __original_drawn_by_nilzynox__…)

>>230930
Because we are married to the lord anon, is forbidden

No. 230938

>>230629
mfw no farmers to cuddle with like a bunch of ducklings

No. 230942

wishing for female website where i can talk about video games and nerdy fantasy stuff i like without coomers or twittertard politics ree

No. 230943

File: 1644880531397.jpg (84.4 KB, 960x720, 1437488135127.jpg)

I leave you girls for a few days and this is what happens?

No. 230944

I can't post here

No. 230947

Haha I don't wanna be too paranoid but now I fear this website was being ddos'd/or the new admin was someone the oldmin purposefully gave the site to for the sole purpose of pissing us off (like a tranny or something) and now all our posting history is being farmed to put us on an autistic vendettafag database

but thats just me tinfoiling

No. 230949

>>230934
homestuck? (genuinely asking kek I haven't read it)

No. 230950

>>230947
Vendettafag me anon, I'm in all fours

No. 230951

If lc ever shuts down we should all try to astral project so we can shitpost and post about our husbandos together in the astral realm

No. 230952

I think I’m into girls

No. 230953

>>230951
just get on the ao3 waiting list nona

No. 230954

File: 1644880753498.jpg (53.77 KB, 1000x1000, 218775_1_1200x.jpg)


No. 230955

rouge the terf bat

No. 230956

File: 1644880836994.jpeg (47.1 KB, 755x751, 342DCA72-E112-4F30-95CD-1688CD…)

>>230946
yes

No. 230957

File: 1644880837505.jpg (296.05 KB, 1984x1364, 1626062471718.jpg)

>>230951
Manifesting UF sans

No. 230958

>>230638
The cytube room is a good place, and we have that doodle room that was just made

No. 230959

>>230947
>all our posting history is being farmed to put us on an autistic vendettafag database
if mine was ever publicly associated with me I would simply kill myself

No. 230960

>>230952
Sorry, apparently that just got banned >>230937

No. 230961

File: 1644880982067.gif (2.07 MB, 498x287, 545E55AE-B241-4181-95B0-5E35E2…)

Kanye and Julia Fox just broke up and I can’t lol about it in the celebricows thread

No. 230962


No. 230963

>>230961
the raw energy of a celebricows poster

No. 230964

File: 1644881120764.jpeg (59.39 KB, 514x493, 6154ad48e47d5.jpeg)


No. 230965

>>230963
Tbh ive been lurking that thread all the time despite giving 0 fucks about celebrities because the salt is very entertaining

No. 230966

have you ever had a boyfriend before

No. 230968

File: 1644881181155.jpg (4.72 MB, 4032x3024, 20220214_192554_HDR.jpg)

Happening now

No. 230969

>>230959
Nooo nonny we will just create a lolcow user society make based new website ??? profit and start our commune!

No. 230970

>>230959
Fuck anon, that's the reason why I only just starting posting frequently this year. I was so scared that some leet hacker would end up exposing everyone and linking back to their social medias kek. I think I'd abandon ship and completely deactivate every account I've ever had if that ever happened.

No. 230971

>>230947
We're in this together. If that happens we all have to get married irl

No. 230973

File: 1644881225378.jpg (182.04 KB, 1495x1495, FLk0VtmXEAM38KB.jpg)


No. 230974

I just tripped and fell, hit my head and had a concussion and now I'm afraid of dying FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAA shit I'm so fucked, even if I dont die this will surely worsen over time in some way
I've always been so scared of hitting my head and injuring my brain…

No. 230975

File: 1644881240322.jpg (63.79 KB, 494x960, kuorjn82r4661.jpg)


No. 230976

File: 1644881259395.png (997.27 KB, 720x869, NO CAP.png)

post more stupid memes pls

No. 230978

File: 1644881390693.jpeg (76.63 KB, 720x960, 9E34707E-0AB5-4DF3-AD64-88839B…)

Us rn

No. 230979

File: 1644881391607.jpg (38.4 KB, 468x655, myrtle potter.jpg)

>>230976
I dont have memes but here take this

No. 230980

kek there's a butthurt tranny in the mtf thread on /snow/ now i knew something was off

No. 230981

>>230947
Rip I have nothing to hide though

No. 230982

>>230980
Post caps lol what's happening?

No. 230983

File: 1644881471639.png (525.31 KB, 604x595, 91d3e9a3d4b184f57220401614c12e…)


No. 230984


No. 230987

File: 1644881642906.png (40.48 KB, 2490x241, who let the door open.png)

>>230982
just typical whining

No. 230989

>>230947
Jesus anon why are you giving them ideas

No. 230990

File: 1644881696367.jpg (225.63 KB, 1832x968, screenshot.jpg)


No. 230991

File: 1644881699534.jpg (16.27 KB, 220x294, Sans_undertale.jpg)


No. 230992

>>230987
Why can't trannies fucking die

No. 230994

I want my pussy eaten

No. 230995

>>230991
Woman of culture.

No. 230996

File: 1644881824389.jpeg (151.17 KB, 720x960, E486A4A6-C640-4598-9A75-9C49C9…)

Edit tho

No. 230998

>>230990
good to see that jannies are active. i wish we weren't in the dark about the current situation, but at least there's someone watching

No. 231000

File: 1644882018451.gif (159.83 KB, 343x480, 820CFA9C-AB2C-4FE8-9FFB-946963…)


No. 231002

i wish we knew more about the current administration. did that shaynafag end up taking over after all? it'd be nice to get an update at least

No. 231004

>>230947
Putting my tinfoil on but the thing that’s always scared me abt this site and made me feel kind of bad for the cows is the fact that everything is archived. If LC ever goes down it needs to be nuked. Imagine three years from now you get fired from your job and flamed all across troon Twitter because someone found your IP on here and linked it to your social media.

No. 231005

>>230990
>leans strongly left wing
People who think politics is retarded don't know shit, and if you don't know shit you shouldn't talk.
Academia leans strongly liberal (that's centrist, not "strongly left"), that's the word you're looking for. As far as I know it's been proven that more intelligent people are, on average, more left-liberal than right wing or left wing.

No. 231006

>>230947
Ok. I have a dynamic IP, so I would like to make the following clear for this IP too.
DEAR TRANNY DATABASE
AGP IS A PINNACLE OF MALE HETEROSEXUALITY, A WARPED CULMINATION OF WHAT A MALE REALLY IS. ALL THE SEETHING RESSENTIMENT OF HIS MOTHER HE CAN NEVER OWN, INHABIT OR FUCK, ALL THE REALIZATION OF HIS INCOMPLETENESS AND LACK OF AUTONOMY, ALL THE CAPITULATION IN THE FACE OF BEING UNABLE TO MEET THE "MASCULINE" FAILCOPE MEN CONSTRUCTED TO DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING THEY'RE INDEPENDENT AND COMPLETE HUMAN BEINGS - ALL OF THAT ERUPTS AS TROONACY, THE ULTIMATE LAST DITCH COPE BEFORE THE INEVITABLE AN HERO. "MOMMY WILL LEAVE AND OTHER MOMMIES (CIS WOMEN) AREN'T ETERNALLY AVAILABLE AND THEREFORE EVIL, SO JOKES ON YOU BITCH I'M GONNA BECOME THE MOMMY. I'M GONNA MEET MY OWN BOTTOMLESS PIT OF NEEDS, I'LL BE MY OWN TIT TO ETERNALLY SUCKLE AND MY OWN WOMB TO ETERNALLY RETREAT INTO, JUST LIKE THOSE CIS BITCHES. THAT WAY I DON'T HAVE TO DEPEND ON THEM ANYMORE, JUST LIKE THOSE CIS CUNT MOMMIES WHO DON'T SEEM TO NEED ANYONE, BUT I WILL ALSO BE BETTER AT IT". THE RESULTS ARE PREDICTABLE.

THAT HEADLESS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FLESHLIGHT IS A PERFECT ILLUSTRATION OF THAT FUTILITY, HE'S A "WOMAN" BUT THE FACT THAT HE STILL DESPERATELY NEEDS A WOMAN TO LIVE SHATTERS THAT DELUSION. HE LOATHES AND RESENTS THE INFERIOR IMITATION, BECAUSE IT'S THERE FOR HIM, AND THEREFORE IT'S NOT REAL OR AUTHENTIC, BECAUSE THE REAL MOMMY LEAVES. JUST LIKE THAT UNATTAINABLE LESBIAN CEO ATOP THE HILL - NOW THAT'S WHAT HE'D LIKE TO HAVE, THAT'S THE MOST EVIL CIS BITCH OUT THERE, THE ULTIMATE MOMMY WHO DIDN'T BRING THE TENDIES! NOT ONLY IS SHE A CIS BITCH WITH A WOMB THAT ONLY EJECTS AND ALIENATES, SHE ALSO HAS THE FUCKING GALL TO DOUBLE DOWN ON IT BY MINGLING ONLY WITH OTHER REJECTORS! THE FUCKING GALL! MY GOD WHAT I WOULD NOT GIVE TO FUCKING IMPRISON HER FOREVER AND BECOME ONE WITH HER, THAT ISSEI SAGAWA GUY WAS ONTO SOMETHING!

No. 231008

>>230996
omg cute!! do this with more edits and styles.
we.are.not.a.dichotomy. so let's see who the inhabitants are in LC

No. 231011

>>230987
That isn't even true. A key part of intelligence and education isn't to teach tolerance to people who aren't breaking any laws. There's no connection between the two. I notice moids always say something retarded and try to word it as if it's an intrinsic truth when it's not.

No. 231013

File: 1644882499786.jpg (36.25 KB, 500x465, 1644196038417.jpg)

>>230947
The only reason this scares me is because of the times I've responded to bait or participated in infighting, to be honest. It'd just be embarrassing

No. 231014

File: 1644882525085.jpeg (145.57 KB, 749x752, 8A1C4C6B-406B-4D3D-868C-5F453C…)

I don't even come here for milk anymore, because I let go of my rage, I just love having fun with you all on this side of the board (/ot/, /g/, and /m/)

No. 231016

File: 1644882600018.png (173 KB, 860x722, 683-6830990_transparent-happy-…)

my mom got me a rose for st valentines

No. 231018

File: 1644882640666.jpg (74.44 KB, 736x730, 5839e67960a45248a84ed61ce7db78…)


No. 231019

File: 1644882660062.png (115.6 KB, 470x356, 17edba5a9b951ec13508.png)

>>231006
>t. Andrea D.

No. 231020

>>231016
precious <3

No. 231021

>>230990
Kek the redtext, based janny

No. 231023

>>231005
Leftism is conflated with liberalism in the US, so that's probably why

No. 231024

>>231016
Hug her for me nonna that's sweet
>>231018
Saved, ily.

No. 231025

>>231019
I wish, I'd love for her to still be alive and sperg out in here.

No. 231026

>>230978
Fucking hate these r9k shit tier memes. That ugly autism bitch with tranny tier shit eyeliner. Guarantee this poster has a prostate

No. 231028

>>231026
I think they're cute…

No. 231029

>>231024
I will noni ♥
>>231026
why do you hate fun

No. 231032

File: 1644883087170.jpg (55.83 KB, 469x600, 5058a4aee995fb07defba70dd3c090…)

I just saw that my agave plant is releasing a new leaf, and I'm so excited! A lot of my plants have died (even my favorite ghost plant, rip) because I moved them to a new place and completely forgot about them, so I'm happy that at least one of them is ok.

No. 231034

>>231026
I think theyre fine to post because theyre out of fashion now

No. 231036

I can’t sleep if I don’t have panties on. Seriously I just can’t.

No. 231038

File: 1644883243388.png (98.11 KB, 500x141, 787783d1ajankt7q.png)


No. 231040

File: 1644883320506.jpg (46.61 KB, 514x960, tumblr_503ad463f85812597b13698…)


No. 231043

File: 1644883460542.gif (44.37 KB, 250x250, 3730871ef5gmxuw07.gif)


No. 231044

File: 1644883490703.jpg (599.84 KB, 750x1142, 1609719686414.jpg)


No. 231046

>>231032
So happy for you and your pretty plant

No. 231047

File: 1644883639584.jpg (60.82 KB, 500x503, 658nju.jpg)


No. 231048

File: 1644883647572.png (281.05 KB, 540x823, Screenshot_2022-02-11-16-04-43…)

(meant for the screencaps thread)
>WAAAAHHH STOP BELIEVING STEREOTYPES YOU READ ON 4CHAN
>suck my dick!!
The joke writes itself

No. 231049

>>231047
Golly that's a relatable meme nonny

No. 231050

>>231047
read life footage of adminas

No. 231051

File: 1644883820317.gif (44.92 KB, 308x100, 66.gif)

G l i t t e r G r a p h i c s

No. 231052

>>231048
Where was this posted?

No. 231053

>>231048
The joke is the XY abomination who wrote that kek

No. 231054

it's a cold and it's a broken lolcow dot farm

No. 231055

>>231052
In /ot/ they made a thread

No. 231056

File: 1644883943362.gif (914.59 KB, 800x800, 3726234igpxxb6bta.gif)


No. 231057

>>231055
I dont see it at all

No. 231058

>>231051
>mfw virgin and severely short sighted, getting worse every year
fuck fuck fuck

No. 231059

>>231055
Is this a trick or a joke? There is nothing there…

No. 231060

>>231056
nostalgic saving this love u

No. 231061

File: 1644884158527.png (154.24 KB, 256x256, 1635038351272.png)


No. 231063

>>231057
Nonnie that was days ago

No. 231064

File: 1644884237685.jpeg (19.89 KB, 512x512, A8A6DDBE-F702-4FA4-805D-09A0EB…)


No. 231066

File: 1644884309553.jpeg (106.26 KB, 750x543, 3AB6DD8B-987F-40F3-B5FE-E6E497…)

Yum

No. 231067

>>231066
pov anime girl kidnaps you and brings you to the uk

No. 231068

File: 1644884484960.gif (1.33 MB, 800x800, 3726202wpco1k9p0z.gif)

>>231060
love u too, there's more where that came from nonna
https://www.glitter-graphics.com/

No. 231069

File: 1644884575232.jpg (220.37 KB, 1080x1026, Screenshot_20220215_012210.jpg)


No. 231070

File: 1644884620491.webm (1.06 MB, 344x320, elmuchacho.webm)


No. 231071

File: 1644884655838.gif (15.68 KB, 50x50, 913100c2fjq8hme5.gif)

I hope my LC pen pal is okay… I've been waiting a long while but I don't want to email her because maybe she's just really busy. Or maybe my letter sucked and she doesn't like me.

No. 231072

>>231070
noooooooo they're so sad wtf

No. 231073

>>231070
delet this

No. 231075

File: 1644884997134.png (594.7 KB, 719x960, Sans Lovers.png)

>>231008
>>230978
Me and my LC friend, both women of culture.

No. 231076

>>231070
ah yes mõndáy

No. 231077

>>231075
i love it nonny

No. 231078

File: 1644885334388.gif (76.04 KB, 350x350, 495032t7g3zah26e.gif)

Right now I'm making a basket out of an Ikea catalogue, what about you nonnie?

No. 231080

Next year i will definitely get a valentine and she’ll sleep on my chest

No. 231081

File: 1644885455903.jpg (298.08 KB, 1080x823, 2gor8y.jpg)

>>231078
trying to fall asleep but I can't

No. 231082

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>>231081
Lemme sing you to sleep

No. 231083

no matter what happens to this site, i'm eternally grateful to you nonnies.

No. 231084

>>231083
same, I had so much fun here, I love you all crazy beitches.

No. 231085

>>231071
How long have you been waiting anon? If it's been close to or over a month it doesn't hurt to just ask her how she's doing, especially if her correspondence is usually more timely. I sent a package to my LC pen pal a while ago so I hope you're not her and my package didn't get lost…

No. 231086

>>231002
New admin is in training. She addressed meta a few days ago in the complaints thread. I had a question about randomly deleted posts and she answered why.

No. 231087

File: 1644885784142.jpeg (60.87 KB, 747x704, 70164433-81CE-4F86-8E72-40484C…)

my misogynistic sleep paralysis demon

No. 231089

>>231083
recently found my way back here after years away and it's like i never left. love u nonnas

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No. 231091

>>231085
It has been over a month, I guess you're right and I should send her an email! Thanks for the push nonnie

No. 231093

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No. 231096

I hate Elena Gilbert

No. 231098

>>231052
I think it happened yesterday or two days ago on /or/, it was quickly deleted fortunately, but I managed to screencap it because I wanted to make fun of him later without replying to his thread

No. 231099

>>231097
??? I've only posted it that one time, and it's just a random anime pic. Don't be a sperg

No. 231100

I have to write a stupidly easy 3 page paper but I want to play the sims sooooo fucking bad but it's late fuck fuck fuck

No. 231101

>>231094
i LOVE basic goff chicks

No. 231103

>>231100
Write the paper in Simlish

No. 231104

>>231100
write a paper in the sims

No. 231105

>>231102
And now you're baiting, probably the same anon who seethed about the meme picture with the two girls and called it a "moid image". Get a life, and stop using imageboards if you're so easily triggered by random-ass pictures. This is a nice thread

No. 231106

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>>231097
nta stop ruining the vibe

No. 231109

>>231101
Same same

No. 231111

>>231105
>>231099
This wouldn't be a real /ot/ surrogate thread without the infighting

No. 231113

File: 1644886741976.jpg (14.22 KB, 159x159, 2029741k6jfgmtnla.jpg)

>>231102
Why are you trying to kill the vibe nonny? Spread the love

No. 231114

Ok ho! Pale dark haired goddesses dm me

No. 231115

>>231104
Omg nonnie you and I had the exact same thought at the same time

No. 231117

File: 1644886848659.png (375.98 KB, 618x439, 1531800631426.png)

stop killing the vibe

No. 231120

>>231116
me too! both sexes welcomed

No. 231121

File: 1644886887256.jpg (85.31 KB, 736x736, 1640825370767.jpg)

>>231110
You're right, I'm sorry. I just want /ot/ back

No. 231123

>>231121
Don't worry anon, muawh muawh

No. 231126

File: 1644887039789.jpg (77.18 KB, 650x650, paejqXVB6v.jpg)

Inspirobot is having vday angst

No. 231127

>>231121
I am heterosezual ma'am.

No. 231128

File: 1644887119310.gif (5.66 MB, 640x434, vibe-check-you-failed-the-vibe…)

>>231124
you have failed the vibe check.

No. 231129

File: 1644887134401.gif (34.66 KB, 200x324, 2374658gnzlataxx8.gif)

I love you nonnies

No. 231130

>>231129
oh adorable

No. 231131

File: 1644887173624.jpg (19.59 KB, 640x383, 45900e811f11bb29d94e716c5f382a…)

I chose probably the hardest crochet pattern to follow ever. I've been trying to make fucking gloves for 3 days, and I literally can't get past first 2 rows for the wrist

No. 231132

>>231127
you can like shake hands I guess?

No. 231133

>>231132
That's too homo

No. 231134

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No. 231135

>>231131
is crochet hard anon? whenever I see ppl knit it looks super difficult.

No. 231136

Have any anons taught english abroad? if so how was it?

No. 231137

>>231126
am I retarded if i just realized sitcom stands for situation comedy?

No. 231138

>>231137
nonny what

No. 231139

I hate moids who think they're connoisseurs of music. They ruin flow of the hangout every time because they simply must queue up some old-ass mandolin instrumental from the 40's or some shit. When the song plays they'll nod their head in acknowledgement and then sit there and wait for the other people in the hangout to ask questions. Every. Time.

No. 231140

File: 1644887415045.png (200.16 KB, 972x400, lou-andreas-salomes-161st-birt…)

Sometimes those Google doodle things are really cute, the current one is two hamsters in love. They also had some kind of coding games for Christmas last year.

No. 231141

>>231137
holy shit i didnt realize until i read that

No. 231142

File: 1644887458865.gif (11.36 KB, 100x100, 1271359bovo4fgnea.gif)


No. 231143

>>231139
This is too real

No. 231144

File: 1644887501294.gif (770.8 KB, 220x220, cat-vibeing.gif)

>>231138
what it says in the post

No. 231145

File: 1644887621267.gif (740.72 KB, 256x192, LeQG.gif)

Fuck trannies

No. 231146

>>231136
I haven't taught English abroad but let me tell you something I DID do. I made a diy poo-pourri using lemon essential oil, vinegar, and water and it works ladies. I smell nothing but lemonade right now, as I'm literally shitposting

No. 231147


No. 231148

>>231146
that’s even better, congrats nonna

No. 231149

File: 1644887736429.png (1.71 MB, 1320x742, 8156A078-131D-4795-8220-8C65CC…)

why do these sims look so fucking ugly especially that white woman kek

No. 231150

>>230590
I will post and I will not sage because I don’t want to. Fix this festering lilac garbage dump of a site or you will witness true mutiny

No. 231151

File: 1644887792599.gif (17.82 KB, 150x200, 680546caxktmhmpt.gif)


No. 231152

>>231150
very hot

No. 231153

>>231149
Sims have always looked ugly, have you never played without mods?

No. 231154

>>231150
not by me, I will never stop coming here to be retarteded, good luck tho

No. 231155

why do some anons draw like a jane austen -type slave owner

No. 231156

>>231155
wdym nonna

No. 231157

>>231150
Saging? At a time like this? No one should be saging. Sageless in Seattle.

No. 231158

File: 1644887993990.jpg (31.54 KB, 570x600, il_570xN.1832686582_e1yp.jpg)

>>231135
It's pretty hard at first, but once you learn the basic stitches (and I guess the "magic" stuff) it's pretty easy. I only started about 2 months ago. The reason I'm stuck on what I'm trying to make is because I suck at a specific type of crochet the pattern is asking me to do, and I keep ending up with the wrong amount of stitches. Plus I'm using a dark yarn.
I've never tried knitting, but it does indeed look more hard than crocheting. I think crochet is more versatile though. I want to learn knitting eventually though, because I found a very pretty sock pattern a couple of days ago and I really want to make it. Anyway, yarn sperging over.
>>231142
Thank you anon, I will not.

No. 231159

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No. 231160

>>231158
please forgive my ignorant ass because I legit thought knitting and crocheting were the same thing. I hope you finish your crocheting project and also knit yourself some cute socks anon.

No. 231161

Can I vent in here?
Ngl being in a shitty relationship is even worse than being single on Valentine's Day. I've been with my boyfriend for over a year and he still makes empty promise after empty promise and I'm reaching my boiling point. I didn't efen want to do anything fancy I just wanted to spend time together but he can't even be assed to respond to me. He's barely talked to me all day. I'm so fucking depressed I hate being unlovable Im going to kill myself

No. 231162

File: 1644888237884.jpeg (131.59 KB, 557x687, AA8EC1EE-8014-42E0-96A6-27B989…)

Thank god I thought to check meta, I thought I was gonna have to actually get a life because ot was down. I missed you ladies.

No. 231163

>>231161
kill him instead nona

No. 231165

>>231139
I'm glad I don't relate to this post at all

No. 231167

>>231153
I let my sim run autonomously for a day and she hooked up with an alien with a big ass gut, extraterrestrial dad bod aesthetic, I had to let her die.

No. 231168

File: 1644888379810.gif (31.83 KB, 692x48, AFB2D15B-FFA1-4E08-990F-812CE9…)

>>231156
like what >>231162 posted or >>231129 it’s like white girl with a sexual offender father/uncle/mother aesthetic

No. 231169

>my roomate
>bakes bread in the oven for hours so I can't cook my dinner

No, I won't ask her for some of her stupid bread.

No. 231170

>>231160
Lmao it's ok anon. A lot of people mix them up, and it's understandable cause at first glance it seems like the only difference is that one uses needles, and the only uses a hook. They're both yarn crafts anyway.
>>231167
She's a queen for that.

No. 231171

>>231169
>bakes bread in the oven for hours
Was she letting it rest in there or something? Why would it take hours to bake bread…

No. 231172

>>231168
sounds like a you problem

No. 231173

>>231169
time for bread murder

No. 231174

>>231168
idk I think it's cute, I'm not white and I like it. I like old fairy tales and stuff

No. 231175

>>231171
I don't know, because I would never hog the oven for hours to bake stupid bread

No. 231176

File: 1644888593633.png (1.58 MB, 654x1280, konakona.png)

Konata is the absolute most perfect waifu in existence but she is like 140cm and I don't like that…

No. 231177

>>231168
Wtf.. It's more like a vintage grandma feel to me, especially >>231129

No. 231178

File: 1644888611932.jpeg (74.94 KB, 749x731, A9AC4E60-5B30-4927-B200-27EF2F…)

why is it standing

No. 231179

>>231178
why aren't you standing? someone has to

No. 231180

>>231176
>chocolate coronet
>filled with chocolate
>shaped like poo

what did they mean by this

No. 231181

>>231178
He's rising above the hate

No. 231182

>>231161
wtf dump his ass

No. 231183

>>231180
the french did it nonny, you know they're degenerates

No. 231187

File: 1644888968961.jpg (38.31 KB, 600x600, lover-dose-diesel.jpg)

this is my confession post contribution to this thread. i bought this perfume because of that one cow in the coquette thread in /snow. roast me all you want but i've been looking for something to replace my ysl black opium and i love the scent of licorice so i had to buy it.

No. 231188

File: 1644888978679.png (8.58 KB, 1145x89, france.PNG)

>>231183
French people are pretty comfortable with bodily waste, aren't they…

No. 231189

please bring ot back i cannot do this any longer

No. 231190

>>231189
anon have a piece of bread, maybe you'll calm down.

No. 231191

wah wah wah
i like to poop
wah wah wah
i like to fart

No. 231193

i made a german chocolate cake and my husband is making pasta and asparagus and we're gonna play lost ark after dinner happy valentines day nonnas

No. 231194

File: 1644889433366.png (81.22 KB, 140x345, 12C62AF8-F2A8-4A9B-B65D-B1D61A…)

hey wats up

No. 231195

File: 1644889455272.jpg (59.44 KB, 400x480, tumblr_891d4b6262e343bfcd30ce5…)

Me whenever I see a troon

No. 231196

>>231193
Happy Vday anon! Wish you all the sexy lovin’

No. 231198

File: 1644889664860.jpg (2.43 MB, 4032x2272, 20220214_213629.jpg)

SWEET OLD MAN IN A BOX, EVERYONE LOOK

No. 231199

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>>231195
5 seconds later

No. 231200

why do i like watching autists playing with plushies >>231191

No. 231201

>>231198
Is this your baby? He's so cute! Please tell him I love him.

No. 231203

File: 1644889962465.jpg (3.9 MB, 4032x3024, 20220214_210846.jpg)

>>231201
Yusss, he's 17 and he loves you too

No. 231204

File: 1644889974161.jpeg (574.91 KB, 3366x1537, F3401D92-7F3A-4C9E-A995-41210A…)

speaking of sims and ugly sims I finally made a cute sim a few days ago as my new legacy save file. she’s korean and her name is yoo-nah hehehe

No. 231205

File: 1644890113479.gif (582.75 KB, 498x259, troy-dancing.gif)

I'm so excited to watch HSM with you guys

No. 231206

>>230842
what a fat asshole (looks just like my cat)

No. 231207

>>231204
She's pretty, nonna! What are her traits? Her aspiration? now you got me wanting to sims post. my main sim just leveled up in the actress career and her twin daughters aged up into children.

No. 231208

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>>231204
samefag but rate the fits is it too hoe-ish

No. 231209

>>231208
she looks like she would try to start shit but would cry when the other girl manhandles her because she is suburban as fuck

No. 231210

>>231204
>>231208
She's so pretty! I love the red beanie, what an excellent color for accessories. I really like her first outfit! I don't really care for the second one, but only cause I think the pants look more like some kind of club-wear and it kind of clashes with the comfy hoodie and sneakers. What matters most is if you like it though, anon.

No. 231211

>>231204
She's mega cute

No. 231212

>>231207
i think her traits is kleptomaniac, hot-headed and ambitious and she’s in the criminal career with a public enemy aspiration and loves to steal things from the landgraab’s. she has an atrocious reputation since get famous is turned on so basically she if she tries to be friends with anyone it automatically makes her near enemies with people and her only best friend is an alien that was sitting in my bin and popped up in my world. my goal is for her future generations to turn their family name around from being evil to decent public figures. anyways yes post your sims please!!

No. 231213

>>231071
Sorry to be retarded but what board is the pen pals/friend thread on again, I legitimately cannot find it again

No. 231215

File: 1644890764875.jpeg (45.1 KB, 400x400, 51A2174A-6579-492B-8F1C-17B433…)

>>230763
>4 hours ago
Ok I'm pretty certain there's multiple of us Kira-anons but I LOVE YOU TOO. Let's begin our quiet life together

No. 231216

File: 1644890816832.gif (1.98 MB, 245x243, c5279f805f18fa42afc5cc2b50a001…)

>>231205
Me too!!

No. 231219

>>231213
This board bby

No. 231223

>>231166
Get a shitty low entry part time job where you don't have to put on a lot of effort into applying. Otherwise that sounds pretty normal for early 20s

No. 231225

File: 1644891115750.jpg (9.69 KB, 251x397, hgh.jpg)

Im tired. I want ot back. There is just something in g that makes me feel weird

No. 231226

File: 1644891129839.jpg (30.07 KB, 468x750, C4IXi7kWEAA6j4I.jpg)

>>231215
i'm the anon who wrote this and i want to say i'm thankful for having a ~safe~ space to talk about our murderous husbandos together since we get judged harshly everywhere else. We could fix them i just know it. Quiet life 4ever, love you, nonnie
fuck real scrotes though

No. 231227

>>231168
what the fuck is wrong with you

No. 231229

File: 1644891217584.png (1.43 MB, 1920x1017, 02-13-22_10-07-14 AM.png)

>>231212
This is her! ignore the sweat on her face kek she was jogging before the picture was taken She's the great-great-great granddaughter of Judith Ward, and her family has been obscenely wealthy for generations. She married her high school sweetheart, who is the grandson of Johnny Zest. Her daughters are named Miu Miu and Margiela because I love naming them ridiculous themed names.

No. 231232

>>231229
Oh my god yes I love her and her muscles, she kind of looks like Bella Goth if she ever dumped that old grandpa Mortimer. And kek
>miu miu and margiela
I can’t, I love you anon

No. 231233

>>231223
Ah, I think that's my post you're replying to, (sorry shamefully deleted) thanks! That's the direction I keep feeling like I should take… I'm just worried about one thing, will I regret not pursuing college harder right now instead? since I will be too old to make friends there later, but maybe I can do it through a job instead

No. 231234

>>231219
Thankyou I appreciate it

No. 231238

File: 1644891847374.jpeg (130.33 KB, 708x676, 964C8153-E7CC-4AD9-8E27-590F0B…)

>>231226
I would never judge you. (Fictional) murder husbandos 4 lyfe, who is yours? Obligatory random meme attached to stay kinda /ot/

No. 231240

File: 1644892008081.jpg (48.77 KB, 640x480, 1464737740199.jpg)

>>231169
It turns out she's cooking yams. Now that I said fuck it and put some canned soup on the stove she goes and stands out in the kitchen doing some retarded bullshit and now my soup is gonna burn because I'm too autistic to go out while she's there. Literally everyone knows the unspoken rule of roomates is that you never go in the kitchen when someone else is out there. Anyways I blame her. What the fuck kind of student cooks yams. To top it all off she used MY pan. Fuck roomates all roomates should die. Fuck I'm hangry rn

No. 231242

File: 1644892283543.png (2.03 MB, 2000x1600, lc drawing room_01.png)

Alright I was waiting for /ot/ to come back up but I think that's going to take a while. Guess I chose to make the thread just in time kek. For the doodle room thread, this was the last full board before I cleared the board.
Anybody can clear the board if there's no more space to draw, just double click to own a layer (works when the original artist has gone offline), then deleting. Please give everyone in the room a warning via chat + enough time, save a copy of the board via file > save before you clear the board! The top right board-tan with a sign is something I drew as a welcome so anons don't come in to an empty board, but feel free to delete it.

That's all from me, come draw!: https://aggie.io/nypffaequn
I'll be heading to work kek

No. 231243

File: 1644892348466.jpg (337.63 KB, 810x2053, 1598187613609.jpg)

>>231238
mine is kira from another dimension so i have deep kinship with you, do you like jojolion kira btw? he doesnt look like him at all or even act like him aside from the handfetish
p4 adachi

No. 231244

>>231242
>shipper infighting
>shipper infucking (after marriage)
kek

No. 231245

>>231240
You're gonna have to suck it up and go get your soup nonna.
>>231242
Thank you for making this room anon, I've really liked looking at the art, and watching our extremely talented anons draw in real time (I love the shipper one especially lol). I'm glad you saved a pic of the board, I was kind of worried that you didn't get one before it was cleared.

No. 231247

>>231242
imma draw bewbs bc im immature lol

No. 231248

this is so much fun it's like we're all being quarantined. we're all dying together nonas.

No. 231249


No. 231251

>>231243
HE'S COOL so wait in a sense we are also each other from parallel universes. Nice.

No. 231252

>>231249
do you have a problem, nonnie?

No. 231253

If you can't handle me at my controlling pathological liar Christine Quinn you don't deserve at my pushover mat-walk-over-me Mary Fitzgerald.

No. 231254

File: 1644892962419.png (74.35 KB, 280x228, EE30AE37-C3F8-4E0D-BFCC-0C6061…)

>>231248
>we're all dying together nonas

No. 231255

>>231248
ooh girl I have mad cabin fever, get ready to fight over kitchen utensils

No. 231256

My pubes are so fucking long

No. 231257

jodi arias did nothing wrong.

No. 231258

File: 1644893157945.jpg (52.41 KB, 942x559, what.JPG)

This thread looks insane

No. 231259

>>231256
>>231257
What a cute little poem

No. 231260

Mixing the vent thread and shitposting thread is actually a good idea

No. 231261

>>231260
its art

No. 231262

>>231257
she fucked over her own life forever over an ugly moid though that's not really GIRLBOSS behaviour

No. 231263

Gatekeeping girlbossery is essentially gaslighting.

No. 231264

ok thats it im killing myself if /ot/ isn’t back up by tomorrow morning, it was nice knowing you nonnas! i’ll see you in the retarded shitposting thread 6 feet under.

No. 231267

>>231265
>sonic underground
wat dat

No. 231268

>>231267
A masterpiece.

No. 231269

>>231258
based. It makes me so proud, love you nonnas

No. 231270

File: 1644893857213.gif (4.03 MB, 640x478, sonic-six-feet-underground-son…)

>>231267
best piece of sonic media to date

No. 231271

>>231270
WOW WTF

No. 231273

>>231268
I was wondering if anons would want to watch Tamers12345 SU videos on movie night, but I don't know if most farmers would like it.

No. 231274

File: 1644894091639.gif (1.81 MB, 393x413, u1IN6au.gif)

I want /ot/ back I have so many more shitpost in my bowels

No. 231278

>>231262
thats on the justice system.

We should all write a joint letter to jodie arias

No. 231279

>>231278
I second this
>"keep girlbossing, gatekeeping and gas-lighting all the way <3"

No. 231280

>>231270
Fucking classic

No. 231281

>>231278
yes, free my girl! she did what she did which was foolish of her of course, but why throw away the future of such a bright individual? we all make mistakes!

No. 231282

>>231279
if we make a .jpg of everyones messages I will legit print that shit out and send it off to Arizona State Prison

No. 231283

>>231282
do it kek
jodi you are a girlboss i aspire to be that based one day

No. 231284

what's wrong with being delusional

No. 231285

>>231258
suits the apocalyptic vibes
it's every farmer for herself

No. 231287

>>231282
omg yes PLSSSS!!!

No. 231288

>>231284
Nothing at all, reality is garbage

No. 231289

>>231282
she was just following her dreams, your honour

No. 231290

File: 1644895136188.png (10.46 KB, 613x178, Untitled.png)

jodi's been working as a librarian, even in prison shes anti-NEET.

No. 231291

File: 1644895493851.jpg (1.23 MB, 3464x4004, kitty kitty kitty.jpg)

TAG YOURSEEEELLLLFFFFFFFUH

No. 231292

Crying because I thought of Orange is The New Black, and I miss Poussey

No. 231293

>>231291
Scottish fold!

No. 231294

>>231291
Samefag I'm devon rex

No. 231295

>>231291
Idk what my cat is but she's a tortie, I love my little genetic mistake

No. 231296

File: 1644895665254.jpg (115.01 KB, 736x1102, 46fde5dc5a8465d49baf767f60fd58…)

>>231146
Idk why I said vinegar. I meant rubbing alcohol. Anyway try it ladies. I am in awe of this alchemy

No. 231297

>>231291
i'm just a silly little ragamuffin

No. 231298

>>230691
i didn't know there was a full version with winking wowee

No. 231299

>>231296
These photos of wacky 90s dudes make me kek

No. 231300

File: 1644896065366.jpeg (50.34 KB, 400x317, BD921D31-F82F-49E5-8778-D5EF03…)

>>231291
>look up selkirk rex
I identify as a texture boi

No. 231302

>>231284
You end up like troons

No. 231304

Donut for breakfast mmmm satisfie

No. 231310

>>231291
my cat matches most of the characteristics of a russian blue but i think theres technically a slim chance of that since she was picked up as a stray in the north east usa. my brother who lives in the south has a nearly identical cat, so theyre probably just grey american shorthairs. anyway thanks for the cute pic

No. 231312

>>231311
>shlick
moid detected

No. 231315

File: 1644897864621.png (24.63 KB, 107x199, 1614983973742.png)

>>231305
>cannolis
you bitch I'm so jealous

No. 231317

>>231291
manx cause they look miserable with their short tails

No. 231319

>>231312
I think the "behind a tree while watching him" part is more moid-like, but I'm not sure if this is a true story

No. 231321

>>231319
It's the "shlick" for me. I've never heard any woman say that.

No. 231323

>>231311
Uhhhhhhhh

No. 231324

File: 1644898355774.jpg (241.1 KB, 1536x2048, c82i8d2ayre11.jpg)

>>231291
Was it the oriental ones anons said looked like Adam Driver?

No. 231325

>>231311
Dont listen to the others, this is based

No. 231326

>>231322
Schlick schlock

No. 231327

>>231324
Yes kek

No. 231328

>>231311
your fanfic needs some work tbh. how would you be comfortable getting off in the freezing cold, in public, and not get caught

No. 231330

>>231321
I never heard of a woman masturbating behind a tree either to a man doing nothing but somehow everyone is deciding to ignore that part

No. 231331

>>231330
Because you're a loser

No. 231332

>>231322
Schlick schlock

No. 231333

>>231331
Although this is very true, that part is irrelevant in this conversation

No. 231335

>>231334
Shlock

No. 231336

>>231331
only losers jerk off in public behind trees

No. 231339

File: 1644898832777.gif (60.55 KB, 206x139, coollogo_com-229976595.gif)


No. 231340

>>231339
Fuck yeah

No. 231343

>>231331
Is piss stored in the scrotum or the pineal gland?

No. 231344

File: 1644898907567.jpg (131.45 KB, 1280x720, hey guys scarce here.jpg)

>>231336
Then explain this?

No. 231345

You’re so unfunny moid kys

No. 231347

File: 1644899067335.gif (2.7 MB, 480x346, FE04A693-1256-4FBB-8388-ADFDF5…)

IEAT MALES FORBREAKFAST

THEIR ORGANS BONES AND SKIN TASTE DELICIOUS
THEIR FERMENTED DICK FUNGUS IS A NO GO
A RATHER HAVE A LOLCOW. FARM 12% FAT-FREE DAIRY FROYO
IF YOU WANNA BE MY NEXT VICTIM
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS POST A SHITTY BAIT AND CP AND GORE TOO

fuck scrotes and their lives <3

No. 231348

>>231345
Buttkill

No. 231349

SHLICK behind a tree
Because you're worth it

No. 231351

>>231349
A schlocky philosophy

No. 231353

>>231344
we’re going between a very dangerous line of a tomboy or it’s a scrote who’s 10 years of memes behind kek. sometimes it’s very hard to tell but something about the story feels sus

No. 231355

>>231350
what male would ever like or respect spice girls anon? give me a goddamn break

No. 231356

File: 1644899278895.gif (1023.03 KB, 245x245, Qq06.gif)

>>231353
TOMBOY SUPREMACY

No. 231357

File: 1644899280111.gif (455 KB, 336x200, 200 (3).gif)

>>231351
SHLICK SHLOCK
ON THE CLOCK
BEHIND A TREE
DOWN THE BLOCK
IN THE SNOW
WATCH THE BRO
LOOKIN IN HIS WINDOW

No. 231358

File: 1644899285264.jpg (21.67 KB, 456x303, laperm-cat-09.jpg)

La Perm cat is la CUTE

No. 231359

>>231357
KEKKING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

No. 231360

>>231356
Who dat

No. 231362

File: 1644899327971.jpeg (21.35 KB, 400x396, proxy-image.jpeg)

>>231329
But somehow your hands weren't cold and no one caught you at all…

No. 231363

Hate when tenants don't pay on time REPEATEDLY

No. 231364

>>231362
How do you even find a comfortable enough position?

No. 231365

>>231357
Ugh yör mind

No. 231367

File: 1644899414506.jpeg (70.27 KB, 1080x1141, 979246FA-92C0-411C-897D-9A1EA7…)


No. 231368

>>231363
I'll have it next Friday, FUCK

No. 231369

>>231364
Grind that clit against that tree trunk

No. 231370

File: 1644899442860.gif (4.96 MB, 520x478, F4934798-29E7-44BF-A7C7-570761…)

>.< SO CUTEEEEE plz follow me

No. 231371

>>231369
>>231370
Yo wtfff go away

No. 231372

>>231370
uwu hehe to the ends of de earf! ^\\\\^

No. 231373

So what do you think is the sexiest tree? I'd have to say mongolia

No. 231374

File: 1644899552771.jpg (19.5 KB, 300x199, Trinity-County-Sheriff-Meme-30…)

>>231368
Bitch you said next Friday 4 Fridays ago

No. 231375

File: 1644899559606.png (118.51 KB, 300x300, E9CB9D96-2A0B-47FA-B0FA-902A52…)


No. 231378

File: 1644899610635.gif (279.3 KB, 275x155, 1643273505948.gif)


No. 231379

>>231377
Paula Bunion moment

No. 231380

>>231373
Baobab

No. 231381

File: 1644899645696.jpg (12.25 KB, 417x344, 75fe5dbd0d4cbe14d3f69d1d17cae1…)


No. 231383

File: 1644899704753.gif (1.9 MB, 352x250, F91603D9-9A96-4CF0-A0FC-1F4B80…)

>>231372
>://// i really dont appreactiate u moking me thank u.

No. 231385

>>231378
dear god someone make a cursed edit of this

No. 231387

Why are these Asian people in the gifs extra ugly?

No. 231388

>>231375
Thread theme: katy perry

No. 231389

>>231374
I didn't specify after which Friday the next Friday would be, I'm talking about the Friday after the Friday after the Friday after the Friday after my suicide

No. 231390

File: 1644899852659.gif (1.94 MB, 400x273, 8ll12c1l4mz01.gif)

Damn.

No. 231391


No. 231392

File: 1644899904926.jpeg (98.15 KB, 689x516, B0D21A96-AD2B-4126-BF81-845DC2…)

>>231373
The Bradford Pear CUM TREE
>Commonly located in business parks across commercial America, these trees blossom in early spring and produce beautiful, multi-petaled white flowers - which happen to smell exactly like semen.

No. 231393

i bet someone (or something, an animal) pissed on that tree earlier

No. 231394

>>231389
you’re asking for it

No. 231396

>think I shlicked but I forgot

No. 231397

File: 1644900007440.jpg (49.23 KB, 640x640, 2ee072a7823c44e5847f6c96c2dc32…)

>>231378
The way he bounces. No normal lad can do this on the spot. He's definitely practiced this. It'd be even better if he weren't smiling, but rather miserably pleading.

No. 231398

File: 1644900012512.jpg (161.64 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (3).jpg)


No. 231399

>>231393
I pissed on it when I was waiting for op to show up, she's done this before and I keep tabs.

No. 231400

>>231398
I have got to get down on Friday, I have no other choice

No. 231402

>>231399
It worked as an aphrodisiac

No. 231403

>>231399
Please keep tabs on me too, I just want to feel like someone cares

No. 231404

File: 1644900168743.jpeg (155.41 KB, 1278x1400, 90AADFAD-651E-48A2-87F5-A24561…)

>>231401
Then let me have mine

No. 231407

>>231405
See above >>231392
C U M T R E E
U
M
T
R
E
E

No. 231408

File: 1644900287765.jpg (273.85 KB, 901x809, Screenshot_20220214-224430.jpg)

>>231405

No. 231409

>>231378
Never stop spamming this anon but if you’re gonna do please post the whole gif the rest of it is equally aggravating

No. 231410

>>231405
I like a big girthy redwoods

No. 231411

>SHLICKING SUPREMACY
Seize the means of Schlocking

No. 231412

>>231408
>lolcow farm girls make do

No. 231413

File: 1644900379457.gif (1.09 MB, 248x172, glasses-two-glasses.gif)

>>231408
Oh damn

No. 231414

File: 1644900385166.jpg (528.29 KB, 1200x800, waifu.jpg)

>>231405
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No. 231416

>>231408
ho- blushes

No. 231417

File: 1644900420120.gif (1.68 MB, 275x155, 1643262710504.gif)


No. 231418

File: 1644900464647.jpg (106.46 KB, 966x952, Tumblr_l_23340602920745.jpg)

JESSI KUN WE MUST MAKAH DA METHUUURUUUU

No. 231419

>>231417
His mouth gay

No. 231420

>>231411
SHLICKSTER SHLCOKERSON
Professional tree shlicker, 20 years experience, references available
>Best cum of your life guaranteed

No. 231423

>>231420
I’d let him sell me a Schlockertron2000 for some nice schlickin’

No. 231424

File: 1644900634067.jpg (53.47 KB, 399x564, XV16JSQb4gIHOY4YrzDk3evQKXLbsJ…)

Nothing makes my schlick schlock like Robin Boy Wonder

No. 231425

File: 1644900650480.gif (2.97 MB, 640x436, laughing-memes.gif)


No. 231426

File: 1644900662831.jpg (68.18 KB, 900x900, harpuru.jpg)

>>231418
I just smoked all of the meth bro im fucking im fu im im im fucking im im fuck im fuvck im im im fcucking this shit bussin

No. 231427

File: 1644900671124.jpg (133.31 KB, 640x465, Tumblr_l_42688564379599.jpg)

Meet me on myspace bitches

No. 231428

>>231424
he looks exactly like a guy i knew from grades 4-12 who became a shitty soundcloud rapper

No. 231429


No. 231431

>>231417
Wheres the video of this thing with dog panting sounds edited in i couldn’t find it

No. 231433

>>231431
That video does not exist

No. 231434

>>231424
Eh I would as long as he wears a motorcycle helmet and I won't give him my real name or number

No. 231435

i need to vent
for the past 2 weeks i keep having intense dreams that leave me exhausted and depressed when i wake up, plus i'm usually getting hurt and chased in them. coincidentally it's around the same time infighting increased.
this house is cold and stinky, my head hurts but i can't take painkillers cause then my chest will hurt
and AOT's art style is HIDEOUS. that's all

No. 231436

>>231434
Love urself

No. 231437

File: 1644900850275.jpg (40.99 KB, 640x427, 371725957838eb97a2d9fbd5df7004…)

>>231428
>HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD BITCH

No. 231439

File: 1644900893911.jpg (61.02 KB, 550x366, 71-1.jpg)

>>231426
U R pathetic Jesse

No. 231440

>>230590
>13 hours to go
Fastest thread to lock?

No. 231441

Pussy smells good, I don't know why it's a meme to assure otherwise. Better than underarm smell.

No. 231442

File: 1644900980035.jpg (480.32 KB, 1600x2134, Tumblr_l_61206957298316.jpg)

>>231441
Mfw pussy smell

No. 231444

File: 1644900994333.gif (64.51 KB, 230x283, 1299018ilh3uxizie.gif)

>>231435
I am here to love and support you

No. 231445

>>231441
You see, that's where you're wrong. I fucking love my armpit stench, and my husbands after like 2 days of no shower. Fabulous

No. 231447

>>231434
>>231428
>>231424
didn't this turn out to be a girl stuffing her pants? or so i heard

No. 231448

File: 1644901048379.png (135.5 KB, 245x245, breag.png)

mfw the pussy perfumated

No. 231449

File: 1644901085009.jpg (277.02 KB, 1600x2134, Tumblr_l_61194711298113.jpg)

My pose when my pussy smell

No. 231451

>>231433
No it does stop gaslighting me

No. 231453

File: 1644901153709.jpeg (231.45 KB, 1209x1844, E4B82DE5-4A58-4988-A550-D1D98C…)

>>231443
That wasn't a dream, it was a premonition

No. 231454

File: 1644901187028.png (1.31 MB, 1426x1450, Todd_El_Camino-0.png)

fat todd want cocoa pebble

No. 231456

Nagito is a tall, skinny young man with notably wide shoulders, sickly pale skin and light gray-green eyes with thick eyelashes. His hair is shoulder-length and naturally wavy, of an unnaturally pale pinkish off-white color that fades to white the closer to his scalp, and is described as looking like it "doesn't belong to a living person"[5]. In Danganronpa 2, his hair has a slightly warmer, cream tone to it, but in Danganronpa 3 his hair appears silvery-white with grey tones. By the events of Danganronpa Another Episode, which is several years later, his hair is longer, messier, and darker (presumably with dirt).

Nagito wears a thin, knee-length dark green zipper coat with a jagged-cut tail, which he leaves unzipped. It has a red square pattern across the right shoulder, and a large, square-shaped '55' on the back, as well as two red drawstrings, threaded through the hood, hanging down on either side of his chest. Underneath, he wears a white scoop-neck T-shirt with a red design on the front, somewhat resembling two interlocking hooks. He wears plain black jeans hiding a thick juicy cock, and a wallet chain with a skull charm, and pale brown shoes, each fastened by two zippers.

No. 231457

File: 1644901298412.jpeg (82.19 KB, 828x610, 1636552316445.jpeg)

everyone please see yourselves out. i have to see to a certain situation involving perfumed pussy and we need privacy

No. 231458

File: 1644901305251.png (1.09 MB, 1196x1121, loser.PNG)

a doodle from the doodle session

No. 231459

When I lose my virginity it'll be to this song

No. 231460

File: 1644901344195.jpeg (22.42 KB, 299x149, 59C522AD-7575-4141-9B86-49C31E…)

>>231403
You didn't even need to ask

No. 231461

File: 1644901393921.png (4.88 KB, 214x270, download (5).png)


No. 231464

>>231461
samwise gamzee

No. 231465

File: 1644901445586.jpg (3.69 MB, 4786x2188, 1969_Chevrolet_El_Camino_SS,_f…)

>>231455
Back at you bitch

No. 231466

File: 1644901450371.png (87.12 KB, 815x547, snoot.PNG)

another fun doodle

No. 231467

File: 1644901475317.jpg (72.53 KB, 650x650, 5keG9zxZPA.jpg)

Octopi octopi octopi

No. 231468

>>231438
I have made exactly 46

No. 231470

File: 1644901491350.jpg (49.91 KB, 512x384, 2016-07-18.jpg)

UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

No. 231471

>>231458
Cute cute cuuuute

No. 231472

File: 1644901521101.jpeg (227.64 KB, 500x258, download (12).jpeg)

>>231462

No. 231473

>>231468
OH ok I feel better now. Probably same, sorry I deleted it to try and bring it down

No. 231475

File: 1644901571702.jpg (60.4 KB, 420x540, Tumblr_l_43429339283536.jpg)

>>231458
Board tan smokes crack (canonically)

No. 231476

File: 1644901587466.png (1020.52 KB, 1968x1496, boroa.png)

more dogs from the doodle sesh

No. 231477

File: 1644901592558.jpeg (47.04 KB, 500x669, download (13).jpeg)

>>231464
cant sleep without holding onto a motherfucker

No. 231478

File: 1644901605070.gif (1.51 MB, 640x562, 14296825-286C-4966-9385-29B878…)

>>231462

No. 231479

>>231470
diarhea

No. 231480

>>231474
NUU!

No. 231481

>>231477
I FUCKIGN THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS

No. 231482

>>231476
If we ever get /ot/ back please someone make this the next Things We Hate pic

No. 231483

we have officially reached peak insanity

No. 231485

stupidfucking error message you know what oughta be REPAIRED? your fucking parents marriage!!!!!!!!

No. 231486

>>231470
Why does the Gary food look tasty to me. It looks like taco bell meat

No. 231489

>>231451
I found it

No. 231490

>>231485
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH sick burn

No. 231492

File: 1644901749457.png (320.55 KB, 751x649, glasses.PNG)

>>231476
an edit someone made

No. 231494

File: 1644901802145.jpg (95.51 KB, 570x854, e5a2059e89bfe92a35a6b9d7bcb6ae…)

>>231483
We can go further

No. 231495

>>231242
Just checked in from work, we've hit the layer limit for the doodle room despite there still being dome board space. If you want to draw, go to any random layer and double click to own it and draw in it! Please save the board and post it when /ot/ is back up, I'd like to do it but I have no access to a computer. Thank you anons!

No. 231498

File: 1644901893239.jpg (30.95 KB, 410x297, Screenshot_20220214-231058.jpg)

>BEHOLD
>THE FACE OF YOUR UNMAKING

No. 231499

>>231495
Can’t we just make a new one and keep posting the links in the thread

No. 231500

>>231496
I really like that smell

No. 231501

File: 1644901900013.png (451.98 KB, 872x748, anor.PNG)

anorectal violence doodle

No. 231502

File: 1644901947547.png (308.84 KB, 583x442, Screen Shot 2022-02-15 at 12.1…)


No. 231504

Any updates anons or have there been no words from admin/farmhands?

No. 231505

File: 1644901983530.jpg (259.74 KB, 640x853, FaceApp_1632261868181.jpg)

>>231496
MY PUSSY SMELLS LIKE petrichor

No. 231506

>>231499
You could, there's the room settings in the replies of the Op thread! I just thought it might be nice to keep it to one room for easy access such like how the movie night thread operates.

No. 231508

>>231504
theyre too busy kissing each other and making out to babysit the autists

No. 231510

>>231504
Take a wild guess, nona.

No. 231511


No. 231514

>>231509
Why am I laughing so hard at this

No. 231516

What's the first thing you'll do once /ot and /m open up again? I'm gonna post my sims in the sims thread. What about you, anons?

No. 231517

File: 1644902354255.jpg (191.79 KB, 1242x875, tfw.jpg)

phew for a minute there, i lost myself
i lost mahseeeeeeeeeellllllffffff

No. 231519

>>231502
Just searched up the 4chords creator and apparently she's a successful storyboard artist and is getting married, I'm happy for her

No. 231520

>>231518
was it the borzoi picture?

No. 231521

anon my mom said i can sleepover but she wants to talk to your mom first can you put your mom on the phone and then ill put my mom on the phone and then tonight i can show uou my new neopets profile i made it with bbcode it took me weeks

No. 231522

>>231521
Yes of course nonnie

No. 231523

File: 1644902592192.png (287.47 KB, 344x611, 36F11E03-11D7-426C-A4F0-4FACCE…)


No. 231524

File: 1644902622995.png (665.92 KB, 750x750, E53A6769-54B4-4953-A568-EFF789…)

>>231517
this picture is shinji

No. 231526

File: 1644902801046.jpg (134.98 KB, 1063x1218, Tumblr_l_841119907196532.jpg)

>blocks your path

No. 231530

men do not have the brain capacity to understand serial experiments lain

No. 231533

File: 1644903193760.jpeg (444.82 KB, 750x1168, 7B3D880B-A9AD-418D-A729-51690B…)

>I schlick for the trees

No. 231534

>>231530
Men aren't capable of abstract thought not influenced by coom

No. 231535

>>231533
shoe0nhead?

No. 231537

>>231535
Literal who? It's the ONCELER, bitch, my husbando?!?!!

No. 231539

This thread is like danganronpa in real life!!????!!!!!

No. 231540

File: 1644904179339.png (920.62 KB, 984x900, 1644790966343.png)

I hope you all use the other identical thread that was made with the same threadpic when this one fills out instead of creating a new one cause the thread double posted as an error

No. 231542

File: 1644904402836.jpg (30.12 KB, 474x301, downloadfile-2.jpg)

Do you like my boyfriend Neto Rare-kun? He got a big one

No. 231543

>>231542
Which one

No. 231544

>>231542
who names their kid Cuck

No. 231545

File: 1644904517793.gif (2.08 MB, 312x176, 35EAE9DD-9208-47BD-9196-44A422…)

this gay scrote on /a/ has been defiling my husbando by associating him with his stupid posts for more than a month now. i will kill him someday

No. 231546

File: 1644904529392.jpg (39.74 KB, 380x500, downloadfile-3.jpg)

>>231543
This one

No. 231547

>>231546
The legendary brown pickle

No. 231548

>>231544
Same people who call their kid Dick

No. 231549

File: 1644904647704.jpeg (68.2 KB, 556x400, F5A47E50-0CD0-4F13-ABCA-D59E82…)

>>231548
So they're brothers?

No. 231550

File: 1644904687967.jpg (11.55 KB, 200x324, skeleton.jpg)

the original ana-chan (male)

No. 231551

>>231545
there's a few male characters i could associate this post with and i'm intrigued as to who it is

No. 231552

File: 1644904735614.jpg (320.84 KB, 1080x2242, 1644645264698.jpg)

Pixielocks kawiiiwiii nippie slippie ugguuuuuuuu nyaaaa!!

No. 231553

anyone else watching inventing anna?!?!?

No. 231554

>>231551
list them

No. 231555

File: 1644904963300.jpg (14.28 KB, 300x300, images.jpg)

>>231549
Yes twin brothers Dick and Cuck

No. 231556

All of this is a psyop to force people to use /g/. Next time this sort of shit happens only /w/ will be working, mark my words

No. 231557

>>231555
and they both have massive dongs?

No. 231561

All of this is a psyop to force people to use /g/. Next time this sort of shit happens only /w/ will be working, mark my words

No. 231562

Shit I doubleposted sorry anons…….

No. 231564

File: 1644905261431.png (255.86 KB, 730x418, miku-gun.png)

https://cytu.be/r/farmmovienight

Still watching Sonic Underground vids and suffering

No. 231565

males having jiggly butts is against natural order. i didn't realize muscular men are soft and sometimes when online i see gifs of their pecs being squeezed or muscly butts being jiggled it is shocking to me. i always thought they were hard. males should just clench their butts so that they stay hard all the time.

No. 231566

File: 1644905697129.jpg (32.45 KB, 474x443, downloadfile-3.jpg)


No. 231567

Lolcow still not fixed?do we know at least why?

No. 231568

>>231264
imagine if when farmers die our souls get sent to a forever pasture as penance for our time on here. you are robbed of the privilege of spending your afterlife with your loved ones, but you do get to shitpost until infinity.

No. 231569

>>231567
Shaynadmin did an oopsie

No. 231570

File: 1644906102646.jpeg (101.54 KB, 750x287, FBA41A80-CBDC-4932-AEF8-6E090C…)

Does anyone think this is good writing? It’s not bad, but average. It’s like the posts on here. Why is it being praised? I expected to be shit on but….no…?

No. 231571

>>231570
Where is this supposed to be from?,

No. 231573

>>231567
We possibly got ddos'd

No. 231575

>>231573
why would that mess up posting though?

No. 231576

>>231573
I read this yesterday too but we still aren't sure about what happened right?

No. 231577

>>231570
This is just the same nihilistic wank every contemporary author shits out, I wouldn't be surprised if it was ripped from a tumblr post somewhere. It's always painfully obvious when a writer has nothing to say but keeps talking anyways, why do we keep giving these people awards?

No. 231578

>>231570
shitty pretentious scrote writing

No. 231579

>>231575
>>231576
Idk anons, I'm just speculating like everyone else until we get a real answer.

No. 231580

Would raspberry jam taste good with peanut butter? I usually use strawberry but I'm out of that right now

No. 231581

>>231580
Probably. Jam is jam.

No. 231582

>>231581
Thanks you're right it can't taste bad

No. 231583

>>231579
I just thought that maybe someone managed to contact admin or something while I was asleep.Probably not.Do we even have signs of life from admin(s)?

No. 231585

>>231583
mods banned someone in the mtf thread, but snow has different mods

No. 231587

>>231583
We had an Newmin update just a couple days ago. Someone could contact Oldmin in the discord, but it was a holiday so I guess there's not any updates. I just hope we get one tomorrow/today
>>231585
Mods are different from the admins

No. 231588

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>>231093
ah shit less than 6 hours of sleep

No. 231589

File: 1644907662962.gif (8.13 MB, 640x512, pills.gif)

do you ever get hit by a feeling of dread and unease out of the blue

No. 231590

File: 1644907683122.jpg (56.26 KB, 1284x1284, Stuart Weitzman 50 50 Suede Bo…)

Can someone help me find similar boots like pic rel (suede boot w/ block heel and some stretchy material for a close fit) but without the steep price tag and limited availability? I wanted to post this in the "Where to Find" thread but… y'know.

No. 231591

I need the vent thread. I have a feeling I'm going to be fired today because of my ADHD. I'm disorganized, procrastinate a lot and don't know how to prioritize my tasks and my superiors will have a talk with me today. I want to commit ffs. If I get fired I don't think I can ever work again, I'm just simply not cutout for focusing on anything. I'm subhuman and hate myself

No. 231592

>>231589
yes a lot

No. 231593

>>231591
And it's not that I'm not even trying, I'm fucking am. I have 12 different kind of habit tracking apps on my phone atm but everything, every plan that I make falls apart sooner or later. I can't even do my hobbies anymore

No. 231594

is kiwifarms down too? dafuq

No. 231595

>>231588
Feeling this right now. Also woke up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat. It's going to be a fun day

No. 231597

everyone quiet i'm manifesting. /ot and /m are working. tomorrow i am posting on /ot and /m. /ot and /m are working. /ot and /m are WORKING. okay thank you, continue posting.

No. 231599

lmao I just want to complain how the halftime show was shit but can't

No. 231600

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No. 231601

>>231590
check reareal.com there's some like that on there… but idk what you consider a steep tag. You can find Stuart Weistman for ~$200 on there. I got some chelsea boots that were $75 off there from SW and they were nice.

No. 231602


No. 231603

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>>231599
i just wanna post this

No. 231605

>>231603
lmaoooo

completely acceptable. I didn't grow up listening to this music (though it apparently everyone my age thought it was the best thing ever. I'm 29 and basically anyone +/- 5 years of me only had positives to say) and a lot of the visuals weren't great. The only part I truly liked was kendrick Lamar's section.

No. 231606

>>231601
>>231602
Ty anon! I was looking on ebay and they had them selling for a couple hundred. I was hoping for something under $100 but some of the deals I'm seeing on there are a steal. I don't like how I have to make an account but I just might. And I'm a 7 btw. Ty muh'non.

No. 231607

>>231606
not a problem! I've ordered from them a handful of times and it's been good. The main thing I use them for is getting rag and bone jeans for, like, $15 instead of the $100+ they go for in person lol

No. 231608

… you can probably tell I've been a few recent replies on here but I just got an email that my DKMS bone marrow donor status has been confirmed! I honestly hope I help someone were the time to come.

No. 231609

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Love you nonnies

No. 231610

ot and m being down and us having to all be here reminds me of when my town was hit by a really bad hurricane and no one had power for like weeks so all the neighbors just came out onto the street to talk to each other
>>231608
congrats anon! this is very sweet of you

No. 231611

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Chick-fil-a sauce and ranch (at the same time) on chicken nuggets is so good. About to cook and watch Beaches.
>>231608
Congratulations anon, that's so cool!

No. 231612

>>231610
thank you! <3
It apparently lasts until I'm 61, so I have ~32 years to hopefully help someone.


Honestly, didn't realize how much I missed OT until it was gone. I thought I had gotten banned or something lol

No. 231613

>>231611
oh thank you! :D

and yes, chick-fil-a sauce is so good. I'm glad you can buy it walmart lmao… or, at least a handful of their sauces. Same with the whataburger spicy ketchup at HEB. they knew what they were doing putting it in stores.(:D)

No. 231616

Wow we’re still stranded? Sad

>>231611
Why do gay men love this movie

No. 231617

>>231616
I hate it so much. I need the mundane shit/tinfoil/celeb parts for lunchtime reading.

No. 231618

>>231617
idk nona, this feels kinda cozy

No. 231620

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No. 231621

>>231570
This is shitty

No. 231622

>>231618
I admit to not reading some of this thread until tonight tbh. I've just been hit with the OT not existing for my proper work break lol.

but no, this does seem nice and I'm not an active poster typically despite being here for over 7 years lmao I'm just always here to creep

No. 231623

>>231578
>Beat off until you die.
>Retarded selfish nihilism posturing.
Confirmed nonny.

No. 231624

Based honkers, fuck Treadu. Shittest leader of all time only got the job because of nepotism.

No. 231625

is this site broken still?

No. 231626

Yes.

No. 231627

>>231613
whoever reported me for using a happy face, I'm sorry your valentine's day was that sad. I just got happy someone congratulated me for being a bone marrow donor.

No. 231628

good night nonners. don't let the shitposters bite.

No. 231630

I wish there was a "play next" feature on the YouTube app. I want to be able to listen to shit on my phone while washing dishes without having to stop to change the video, or making a playlist.

No. 231631

>>231630
You can check autoplay Cannae? I'm using vanced yt though

No. 231632

nonacitas is it a red flag if he says the f and n words? (he's not gay nor black)

No. 231634

>>231631
Yeah, I can autoplay but I mean a play next feature where I can actually pick the videos I want to play. Like how the desktop version has the option to queue videos.

No. 231635

>>231632
Yes and it's depressing that you even had to ask

No. 231641

Feels like one of those last days in school when only a handful of kids would comr and they’d squeeze them into an afternoon class. Empty and warm.

No. 231642

>>231632
Plenty of anons here say the f word. Is he aggressive or belligerently retarded?

No. 231643

>>231632
He sounds edgy.

No. 231645

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How do pianist page turners know when to turn the page

No. 231647

>>231645
?? because they can read music and know by what the part the pianist is by

No. 231648

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admin, is this the final straw to push us all off this hellsite?

>>231599
i haven't watched it yet, was it really that bad? also kendrick seems like a random addition who didn't fit the lineup

>>231570
sounds like something i would write when in an existentialist breakdown phase

No. 231649

>>231645
They wait for the pianist to stop playing and look at them in desperation

No. 231650

>>231648
your husbando appeared in one of the commercials, so there's that kek

No. 231651

>>231650
i saw and god it's freaky how he could replicate the mannerisms of chip 25 years later

No. 231652

>>231613
congrats nonnie and FUCK TRANNY JANNY ywnbaw, he's probably jealous because women won't donate their uterus to him

No. 231654

>>231624
When he flees the country is he going to China, Cuba, or Davos?

No. 231655

>>231654
Cuba, he's Castro's illegitimate son after all

No. 231656

>>231645
Pianists make them wear an electric collar under their clothes and will push the next peddle (it's under the table so you don't see it) which causes immense pain and prompts the page Turner to act after the next bar finishes. It just takes a lot of skill for the Turner to not react during this so they're trained for this performance from birth

No. 231660


No. 231662

the moid posting in the /meta/ thread is prob the same idiot who deleted the google doc spread sheet a while back. Wonder if he still angry at finland as well.

No. 231663

i hate men

No. 231664

>>231662
And this is why we use the f word.
I guess porn became boring and he doesn't have anything worthwhile to do.

No. 231666

>>231476
>more dogs from the doodle sesh
OH GOD they're perfect

No. 231667

I don't blame the Tinder Swindler women for getting scammed but my question is, how do you swoon over the most generic soulless chatbot love proclamations?
>Morning baby
>I love you sweetheart
>You are the one
>I would like to have babies with you
It's like he wasn't even trying, writing this shit on autopilot. How do you decide this guy is the one when he's got the personality of an unsalted noodle.

No. 231668

>>231667
Some women like this kind of thing, paired with physical affection and spoiling them with money in the first phase I guess it was good enough?

No. 231669

File: 1644921572626.png (156.3 KB, 399x373, boardtan.PNG)

>>231492
I love how having a doodle board just means just anyone can add their own cute little contributions to anyone else's drawings.
Also, this Elsie is absolutely gorgeous. Farmers are really inspiring me to get back into drawing after a year-long artblock.

No. 231670

post songs that remind you of /ot/ (rip)

No. 231673

>>231670
Missing my daily dose of Celebricows infighting

No. 231674

>>231667
Girl i would not be giving any dumb guy 100 dollars, let alone thousands. Those entitled women played themselves. No dick is worth that.

No. 231675

>>231674
Let's face it most of us would never even swipe right on his pics, he was clearly a narc manlet from the beginning

No. 231676

>>231674
ntayrt
Absolutely, they were blinded by greed and fell for a modern nigerian prince scam I can't feel bad for them at all. I'm baffled that someone so stupid and sheltered exists in todays age.

No. 231679

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>>231530
This, they even shove it in your face in the later half but moids still think it's about the computer aesthetics and how they're superior to normies

No. 231681

>>231676
>>231675
>>231674
I thought the Tinder Swindler was a murderer until about 30 seconds ago, so reading these posts made me think you guys were insane. Definitely need to watch that documentary now. YesI know what swindler means, not sure why I thought he was a killer

No. 231683

>>231675
Lmao that was the first thing I thought when they showed his profile, that I'd never swipe right on someone like that
>>231676
>>231674
>fell for a modern nigerian prince scam
>No dick is worth that.
It's weird when people simplify it like that, it wasn't nigerian prince scam because there was literally no reason for any of them to doubt he actually was rich, he proved that a lot of times. And in case of some women they didn't even have any romance with him and still got scammed, like Pernilla.
The only one that seems like an actually dumb and naive person is Cecilie who "dated" the dude for only a month before taking all of these loans for him, the fuck girl.

No. 231685

>>231667
A lot of so called "middle class" people in the west these days act as ignorant and clueless as their peasant ancestors

No. 231686

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i especially liked this one

No. 231688

>>231624
It's so weird to have Canada in the news. Nothing ever used to Happen there.

No. 231693

>drop phone before leaving the house
>screen is all fucked and tearing
>drop phone again on cold concrete floor at office
>phone's screen is back to normal
n-nice.

No. 231694

Trying to discuss work with my coworker but she's just sperging about kpop, save me from this misery

No. 231696

>>231694
Reminds of when I went to the hospital and one of the receptionists desks were covered in male kpop stuff like pictures in heart frames and stuff, plus a single gay flag in the pen cup.

No. 231698

>>231696
I'm all for people engaging with their hobbies and interests but there's a limit

No. 231699

I'm so stupid. I haven't browsed lolcow for like three days only to find the ot front page with two day old posts. I genuinely thought everyone abandoned the site all of a sudden. Turns out mods may or may not be asleep.

So are mods just sitting there letting the site fester or…? Haven't heard a peep from them since the admin transfer.

No. 231700

>>231699
We are captainless and rudderless, just going with the tides…

No. 231701

yarr me hearty

No. 231702

Well, since the stupid questions thread can't be used…
What do any art-nonnies use to draw digitally? I want to be able to draw on my computer so I can make stuff like this >>230687

No. 231703

yarr me hearty

No. 231704

yarr me hearty

No. 231705

I tried a vegan sausage roll a couple days ago and it was good, but man flaky pastry kinda sucks. Too messy. I hope all the UK anons are sleeping around this time, I don't want to offend them.
>>231702
Graphics tablets probably

No. 231706

>>231700
I read that as just going with the tiddies

No. 231707

>>231704
>>231703
>>231701
I can't tell if this is one anon accidentally posting multiple times, or if a bunch of pirate farmers just decided to "Yarr me hearty"

No. 231712

>>231652
thank you <3

I did turn on a VPN so I could post lol

No. 231714

>>231613
Why is the emoticon ban even here? Like who asked for it?

No. 231715

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I've had this tinfoil for a while that Null is lying about his website bring ddosed and that he just didn't upgrade to be able to service the growing number of users. The downtimes coincide with times of increased activity when there's milk or happenings.
This seals it. Bullshit it's targeted attacks.

No. 231716

>>231714
It is a part of integration rules you could've just read the rules to figure that out tbh nonny but that anon didn't deserve it

No. 231717

>>231714
more sober me has realized it was only an hour long lol. so it might be an automatic one.

No. 231718

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>>231557
you be the judge

No. 231719

>>231715
It started after a tranny threatened him and faked his suicide. I believe it's definitely real. Trannies are fucking lunatics and tech savvy + Null said the DDOS times coincide with the times that government gibbs are handed out.

Also Null planned a movie night to watch that Louis Theroux documentary about America First with all of Kiwifarms that couldn't happen because of the DDOS.

No. 231720

Speedrunning eating my meals so I can go back to drawing asap because I don't get a lot of time to do it anymore as a wageslave

No. 231721

>>231720
gotta go FASTER FASTER FASTERFASTERFASTER

No. 231722

>>231388
I wanna make love to an alien. A monster is fine too

No. 231723

>>231719
This DDOS started right after he talked about Vordrak getting sued by a woman for defamation on his last podcast on friday. If you ask me, it's the crazy british guy.

No. 231725

>>231715
You're fucking retarded. There are a million trannies, furries, autistics and others who have threads making fun of them on the site who would do anything to have it taken down. There are thousands of people who would have a reason to do this. You don't think trannies are obsessed and insane enough to do this?

No. 231726

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No. 231727

>>231725
Samefag to add that coincidentally this place also got DDOSed at the same time. I guess new Admin and Null are in on it together.

No. 231728

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No. 231729

>>231727
I also have a (more exotic) tinfoil that the new admin is actually Null

No. 231730

>>231719
Wait, the troon was proven to fake his suicide?

No. 231731

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No. 231732

>>230943
Gin-chan, tasukete…

No. 231734

>>230590
I need /ot/ back, no offense but /g/ sucks, too many weebs

No. 231735

>>231729
I like the implication that null is a shaynafag

No. 231737

File: 1644931606781.jpg (237.11 KB, 846x1143, 20220214_002933.jpg)

>Klavier says he treats his guitars like they're his lovers
>does this to his guitars
What does that mean?

No. 231738

>>231737
It means he's orally servicing Apollo every night nonny

No. 231739

>>231291
Singapurrrra

No. 231740

>>231738
Man, I wish I were Apollo….

No. 231741

>>231304
Had a snickers for breakfast I am satisfie

No. 231742

>>231730
Yes. Every 6 months the American Embassy releases a list of all people who have died abroad and he was not on the list.

No. 231744

>>231624
Please post media of him getting bullied.

No. 231745

>>231729
Null said that after the catastrophe that was 9chan he will never manage an imageboard ever again, so I doubt it. I wouldn't make this a conspiracy theory either because you don't want the people who hate Null to go after this website, I doubt new admin knows how to handle the kind of shit that would be thrown our way.

No. 231746

>>231731
Amazing, I see we have one mutual braincell. I was literally posting this because I saw their thread on /y/. I never even saw the movie/read the comic but I have an intense need..

No. 231748

>looked for recent Klavier/Apollo explicit fics
>the first three fics are about Apollo being a transman or some shit
I'm gonna cry from disgust.

No. 231753

why do people on twitter misinterpret my pretty nobleman character as being a femboi or a transman? don't they know thats a different vibe?

No. 231754

>>231550
He’s built like my ex

No. 231757

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I MISS YOU NONNIES

No. 231760

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>>231588
when u get up for work at 5 and don’t even have time to shower eat or cry

No. 231761

>>230662
GOD YES. I fucking hate my body. I struggle with working out long term because I burn out so quickly because I'm not seeing results fast enough, even though I know realistically I wouldn't see them within a week or something. My brain won't ever shut the fuck up and I'm so tired of it.

I'm short and skinny fat which is probably the worst body type combo. I'd probably really have to be anachan to look any good because I just looked squished out. Realistically, my body measurements are perfectly normal and my weight is perfectly normal for my height. I could stand to loose a litte bit of weight, but I'm not near obese territory either but my brain. won't. shut the fuck up. I've been working out for a month now at home and I genuinely feel better, but because my body and weight are the same, mentally I feel stagnant.

I don't know if I'm more tired of what I see in the mirror or more tired of fighting with myself internally. I also got rid of my social media, and it did help me mentally, but now I'm at a place where I'm constantly fighting with myself and it's like

>I want a really nice toned body

>But I don't want to post on social media to be oogled, so what's the point? Why isn't the way I am right now ok?
>But a nice toned body would make me feel good about myself
>I don't want to be oogled by men, I don't want to be a good looking sex object by men I'm not even attracted to
>I hate what I see in the mirror
>What I see in the mirror is the body of an average person

Always back and forth and back and forth and back and forth. There's a girl I used to know who is about my height and she has a very toned body and would post pictures on instagram and it fucking kills me even though I know she's the queen of knowing how to make angles work for her. Yes I know her in real life and her body does look good then too, but she got lucky with good genes. My good genes are reflected elsewhere, but not in my body.

Plus size models don't make me feel any better either. Why does it always have to be two ends of the spectrum? Where are the models with shitty average bodies and a stomach pouch without being the size of africa? God I fucking hate myself. I hope one day we'll be fucking free from our mental prisons.

No. 231762

>>231613
You banned an emoji but you can’t fix OT?

No. 231763

I love how this thread is supposed to compile the entirety of ot. All the vents, batshit crazy, miscellanous posts… it's so funny. Bring ot back admin-sama pleaseeeeeeeee

No. 231766

>>231762
The banning emojis is from the newfag mods. Remember when the old mods banned scrotes instead of anons who harmlessly use hearts and smileys occasionally? Ah yes those were the days.

No. 231767

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>>231763
Hey, it kinda works
>>231760
Sorry nonna, hope you'll survive

No. 231768

>>231766
those bans usually last a couple minutes

No. 231770

beega

No. 231771

>>231714
Nobody.

No. 231772

I just found out my new boss is a singer in a death metal band I used to love as a teenager. I feel weird now that I know this. He joined the band way after I stopped listening to them but still. He's a chill boss though.

No. 231773

>>231768
Doesn't matter. I wouldn't know because I never got banned for it, but it's obnoxious how they let racebait and men slide but implented the most retarded rule ever. This isn't 4chan 2.0.

No. 231774

>>231770
I hate the sound of pikachu's voice it is so annoying ohh myyyyyyyyy goooooood shut up pikachu

No. 231775

>>231772
What band anon?

No. 231776

>posting one off bait and not replying for the rest of the day
A-OK
>replying to other people's posts with controversial positions depending on the nature of the topic
cool
>replying to that person's post disagreeing with their conversional opinion with another controversial opinion
SpErGinG

Why is the site like this?

No. 231777

>>231761
>Where are the models with shitty average bodies and a stomach pouch without being the size of africa?
This. I'm not overweight and have a painfully average body of someone who eats like an average person and works out a few times a week like everyone else. I never see people with my body type, it's always super toned people who have a tight fitness regular and a personally tailored diet or genetically skinny people who have god tier metabolism. No people with flabby arms, no stomach pouch or hip dips, no flat, shapeless ass. Even when they try to get "normal" looking models who aren't deathfat level they still won the genetic lottery and have an amazing pear shaped body with shapely hips, big boobs, thick ass and a naturally flat stomach. I'll probably die of old age before I see an age where women are accepted for being average and not dealing with terminal body dysmorphia.

No. 231778

>>231772
This sounds like an extremely cool thing to learn about your boss

No. 231779


No. 231780

>>231778
Depends on the band. Could be a shitty one lol

No. 231781

delelelele whooop

No. 231782

>>231774
You're a monster who is not to be trusted

No. 231783

File: 1644934999503.jpg (362 KB, 720x744, Tumblr_l_40427399299038.jpg)

>>231776
because everyone is retarded, especially me

No. 231784

File: 1644935051076.png (12.66 KB, 393x455, 1476820465082 (1).png)

Yuri on ice movie when

No. 231786

>>231781
anon im drooling and crying from laughing so hard thank you

No. 231789

>>231768
Nah. I got fucking 2hours because of an ecksdee.
Though some anon said my 2h ban could also be because the mod is a handmaiden and doesn't like the fact I say tranny a lot

fuckk trannies

No. 231790

Holy fuck I'm glad I found this thread. Sometimes I just want to say "goodnight" to people. Now, unfortunately, it is morning. Happy belated goodnight to you all

No. 231791

File: 1644935598717.jpeg (192.39 KB, 840x560, 88EEC992-CE5F-460F-99C3-012650…)

The hello kitty shinkansen is here get on

No. 231792

>>231784
NEVER EVER.

No. 231793

File: 1644935750517.jpg (271.75 KB, 840x560, 180819_10.jpg)

>>231791
I call dibs on window seat!!!

No. 231794

I want to fucking kick myself in the head when I hear my voice get higher and softer while talking to someone

No. 231796

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Nobody got to put candy in my /ot/ valentine box because the Valentine’s thread was broken all day.

No. 231797

>>231791
hello kitty shinkansen
you're so pretty
Mina saiko arigato
k-k-k-kawaii

No. 231798

File: 1644936389869.jpg (32.35 KB, 483x679, 09b583fcae366dcecf100192dad19c…)

Guys, I'm legit only attracted to 2d men. How do I get back to ogling 3ds like a normal creep?

No. 231802

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>>231798
Why go back??? Only pain and suffering awaits

No. 231803

>>231798
I have no idea, what worked for me was growing older
Why would you want that anyway, you're blessed

No. 231804

I wish I was sick forever so people would get off my ass

No. 231808

why do I have to work hard in a world I never wanted to be born into? some of you have way too much life energy like i don’t know some people would go survival mode in a zombie apocalypse like I would immediately want to get bitten

No. 231809

>>231798
Why would you want to? Real men are ugly.

No. 231810

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LC BUNKER SNACK. GO!

No. 231811

diarrhea

No. 231812

wait how was I able to post that I’m banned

No. 231814

Nonnies, I love my sister so much. She's my best friend. We're in our 20s but when she sleeps over at home we still do our silly good night ritual which became a whole poem by this point. I hope that never stops.

No. 231815

>>231812
They’re usually temporary.

No. 231816

>>231798
Real men are rapists. Stick to 2d.

No. 231818

>>231516
I will join you on that nonnie, I've got some cool builds to show off!

Although I do really need to vent. I broke up with my bf today and it went exactly how I didn't want it to go. He's very immature and it brought out the worst in me, just being petty and bitchy because he was doing it to me. I really hoped to end it civilly for my own sake (he's well known in the general spots I go for drinks/dinner) but he made that so difficult I snapped and I said some shitty things. All true, mind you, but I shouldn't have said them. I'm relieved that it's done, but this is the first relationship I've been in where I learnt pretty much nothing from it other than how lonely I was when we met. It wasn't enriching, I didn't fall in love with him. We dragged this out for a year and I hated most of it, though I put off breaking up with him as I thought he'd be insufferable to break up with, and he was.

No. 231819

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No. 231821

>>231516
I'm just going to check every new post. Maybe I'll post in the dream thread and dumbass shit thread (my favorite threads).

No. 231822

File: 1644939566934.gif (4.4 MB, 700x454, tumblr_25a98d4263f2b2652a48dcf…)

>>231798
just don't, nothing's stopping you

No. 231823

Seeing “2 days ago” on all posts is giving me anxiety

No. 231827

>>231777
I eat like a dump truck and I should be so much fatter, my body isn't terrible, it's kind of slim thick skinnyfat, but I have a lot more belly room than the skinny ass flat stomach lipo bbl havers. Likewise I also have thighs attached to my fat ass. Seeing the diaper assed "standards" of today is ridiculous, the closest I get is maybe someone like doja and even she has a golden ratio, almost perfect hip to waist. I've given up because there's no way in hell exercising will fix it, I'll always have a skinnyfat body unless I starve myself or get lipo. Even when I was anachan I still had a round butt. I also used to have perkier boobs, but the consequences of my ED made them look like flaccid pancakes. I've decided it's not worth it to try and obtain a truly ideal body for the male gaze if I'm not going to be profiting off it or a model in the vanity industry. I don't intend to be. Men are stupid and will get off to anything anyway

No. 231830

File: 1644940095143.gif (6.23 MB, 480x362, 7PhP.gif)

>>231823
No kidding. Gives a real ghost town vibe to the site.

No. 231831

>>231775
>>231780
I'd rather not tell cause I don't want to doxx him (or me). They have 200k monthly listeners on spotify and they do international tours so they're mildly famous.

>>231778
He's a cool guy. Just now when I told him that I used to be a fan his response was to laugh and say "but not anymore now that I'm your boss right?"

No. 231833

File: 1644940365451.jpg (138.46 KB, 640x443, pin1.jpg)

How long do you guys think it will take until we can start using the site again? I remember kinda being concerned about the site getting shut down in October (because of the switch between mods), and it seems like it's kinda happening again

No. 231834

>>231823
Yeah it's like going into a ghost town.

No. 231835

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>>231810
Everyone post your lolcow bunker snack

No. 231836

I love how everyone is just here in this lolcow quarantined emergency basement bunker sleepover

No. 231838

I'm bored as fuck, now I regret deleting almost all my social media.

No. 231839

>>231836
2 afraid 2 leave and see it vanish! I love LC. I love the nonnas from all walks of life. I don't want to lose y'all.

No. 231841

>>231836
>tfw no tempcow

No. 231842

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No. 231843

>>231836
All the lolcow factions are in a treaty of peace as the local emergency subdues
Everyone is just chilling in this thread, and even husbandofags are the ones keeping the fun alive for everyone else, it's very wholesome
Someone should make a fanfic about this lol

No. 231844

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I took a 2 daybreak from this site to do a mountain of work I had and i come back to this

No. 231845

kf and lc being down is making me realize how I have no other hobbies besides browsing these two sites and doing schoolwork lmao

No. 231846

>>231803
NTA but this didn't work for me, as I got older the less I found real life men attractive and more I preferred 2D

No. 231847

>>231845
that's a blessing in disguise
now everyone discuss your non-screen-related hobbies, anon needs inspiration

No. 231848

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No. 231849

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>>231810
They taste the best when you eat them while gaming with friends.

No. 231850

>>231839
Love you nonnieeeee

No. 231852

>>231845
Learn to knitt I feel like this will take a while

No. 231853

>>231734
/ot/ has the same amount of weebs baka

No. 231854

I wannt to move out so bad some of you nonnies want to be roommates?

No. 231855

File: 1644941802663.jpg (143.31 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

I want one of these fuckers so bad. I know it's too much fucking sugar probably in a single chomp but once, just ONCE, in my life I want to take a big ass bite and have a solid mass of gummy bear goodness in my mouth to chew on. I'm like a dog with a bone, I just want to gnaw on that shit.

Fuck red gummy bears though. Orange bear supremacy

No. 231856

>>231734
Weebs are imageboard culture

No. 231857

>>231855
i want to punch that moid

No. 231859

Does anyone think "Crispin" is a cute name? Like should I name my male cat that?

No. 231860

>>231856
Too many weebs on this board ugh.

No. 231861

>>231857
I'm gonna punch him and steal his gummy bear

No. 231862

>>231859
Yes, very cute. Crispy is a name too, so why not Crispin.

No. 231863

>>231845
I noticed how much I use both whenever I'm bored at the office or in public transport. It's like reading the daily newspaper for me at this point.

No. 231864

>503 Service Temporarily Unavailable
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa STOP IT ALREADY

No. 231865

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>>231861
That's the spirit!

No. 231866

>>231854
yesss!

No. 231868

>>231847
I want to get back on my skates but I broke my wrist skating last year, and I get jiggly legs when i try now. Slowly building my stabilizing muscles and getting in better shape before i try to roll again. (I can do it! I will!)
I also want to read more.
I know we all gotta manage out screen times, but having this space to hear POVs from all over without the ego of a username/identity attached has been so wonderful, Seriously, its been great to be here and interact with most of you. I love hearing all the POVs, and the cultural differences. I no longer have social media besides being here. I will be a stray cat if it crashes.

No. 231869

>>231859
Yeah. Reminds me of Casper, which is the name of my cat

No. 231871

File: 1644942924798.gif (16.09 KB, 90x90, lastham.gif)

burp

No. 231872

>>231859
It’s a cute character in that one great point and click video game I forgot the name of

No. 231875

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I love weeeeeeed

No. 231876

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Was reading the poop thread and this made me kek

No. 231877

I'm having the strangest deja vu right now in this thread

No. 231878

>>231877
similar timeline, I guess

No. 231879

>>231877
Deja Vu, the movie with Denzel Washington is pretty good too

No. 231880

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>>231875
Puff puff pass nonna

No. 231881

>>231855
This reminds me of an episode of sex accidents or whatever that show was called when a couple who loved to play with sexy red wax bought a big ass giant gummy bear and melted it to be like oooo kinkyyy shiteee but then he gave the girl 3rd degree burns (NEVER put melted sugar on your body)

No. 231882

Anons, have you ever experienced feeling like you have to have a mask in order to talk to people and then your friends tell you don't have to put on a mask because you can trust them uwu. Then you feel comfortable enough to not have a mask and suddenly you feel as if you're not given respect? Then when you bring it up then they act like it isn't a big deal or it's a personal problem.

I just learned that people like this do know what you're talking about it's just they choose ignore it by gaslighting you. I'm losing my shit, I can't take this anymore. I had more fun and self-respect when I was surrounded by people who hated me than all these non-confrontational people who claim they like me. I'm this close to returning to a being a raging, psycho bitch than put with this shit. Maybe I already am.

No. 231883

>>231879
Deja vu I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street and I know it's my time to go

No. 231884

>>231883
I was LITERALLY singing it and then I read your reply kek

No. 231887

ahh when is /ot/ coming back, I need to sadpost smiths lyrics to the favorite lyrics thread

No. 231888

Did that one anon in /meta in the actual complaints and suggestions thread lie about there being animal gore in /ot so that a mod would look at /ot kek drastic times call for drastic measures

No. 231890

Ok but we'll get new cool banners after this right?

No. 231891

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>>231890
We need this one asap

No. 231892

I now understand understand the /g/ user stereotype.

No. 231893

>>231892
Please enlighten me

No. 231894

>>231892
it's genuinely mostly the same people on /g/ and /ot/

No. 231895

>>231892
plsss haaalp me these /g/freaks have poisoned meh!!!!I need to..g..o ..n..eed../ot

No. 231896

>>231846
see the exact opposite happened to me and now I have to live with it, now 2d men mostly disgust me and I'm not attracted to them
I don't find many irl guys attractive either if they're not famous or somehow interesting looking though. men, especially outside of the entertainment industry, are unkempt, ugly as fuck, especially college men

No. 231898

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911 a dragon wont free the shoes I need help

No. 231899

>>231892
I'm an /ot/ anon but I love my /g/ girls and engage in their fun

No. 231901

>>231898
Chou kawaii post more nekos pls

No. 231902

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>>231901
Silly Eyes McOldman

No. 231903

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peanut butter chicken nugget cat

No. 231904

>>231903
wow i love it

No. 231905

>>231903
Thanks. I'm killing myself tomorrow.

No. 231906

File: 1644946247715.png (6.25 MB, 3054x2220, AC40E0C3-A313-4C56-9AFB-CF62AD…)

The fuck is this

No. 231908

>>231854
Yes!! Maybe you, >>231866, and I could find a three-bedroom apartment in a cute neighborhood somewhere in the city?

No. 231909

>>231906
A based improvement, would read, they added small breasts onto the TIF character

No. 231910

>>231906
I licherally saw this on radblr

No. 231911

>>231906
aiden-ified nazis

No. 231912

Helloooooo I love being a silly bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. 231913

>>231912
you sillay sillay girl

No. 231914

>>231906
why do I like this kek, at least they are unapologetic about it like the husbando fags in the husbando posting thread

No. 231916

This thread oddly enough lacks a lot of representation from the vent thread venters

No. 231917

>>231906
Nefeli's fap material

No. 231918

>>231916
>muh reprezendashun
representation my ass. do shit if you're feeling left out jfc

No. 231919

>>231918
Its a joke anon chill

No. 231920

Deja Vu was one of the last movies I watched (on DVD) with my Dad before he passed away. I don't remember much about it. But it was way better than AVP 2, which I still vividly remember complaining about even while we were still watching. I miss him.

No. 231921

>>231918
Betch stop being so sensitive

No. 231922


No. 231923

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No vent thread, so here we go. I'm studying to be a mental health counselor. I'm almost done with my degree, but I am so burnt out. I feel like I'm struggling so much at my internship and that I'm useless. I don't know if it's just because I'm currently working with a high-stress population who are struggling with homelessness, trauma, etc and that's why it's taking a toll on me. All the other interns seem to be doing great are so enthusiastic every meeting and have so many thoughts. I feel like I'm definitely the worst one. I can't help but question almost every week whether I'm really cut out for this field.

Everyone else in my classes and internship probably goes home to their friends or family at the end of the day and that's probably how they cope by separating their personal life and professional life. I am very avoidant, so I don't really have close people I can come to anymore. After internship, I just sit and ruminate about the day. LC (and 2dshit) are some of my only coping mechanisms. I love how I can vent here and not worry about burdening you guys or boring you (since you can just ignore me lol). I love that I can stop being a person on here and just shitpost and be a retarded husbandofag (which is probably my actual "real" self). I can just be my dumbass self and am accepted for it. It's the only thing keep me sane tbh.

No. 231924

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I'm so fucking tired of my mother's midlife crisis/mental illness. Get some fucking therapy already, being a cunt to me has never and will never fix your issues.
She now "NEEDS" to "clean"(read=empty out) the attic/storeroom, because that's what those are there for, being empty lmao. And of course her shitty scrote is encouraging her to shit on me further, because we all know whose items are meant with this usesless "cleaning".
Fuck both of you, you deserve your misery and I can't wait to skip forward a few years when you both get even more miserable while I am striving while never having to hear a peep of your bullshit again.

No. 231925

>>231918
Ok I'll go. All I do is spend my money on dumb shit and eat garbage food AHHHH

No. 231927

File: 1644947188052.jpeg (29.85 KB, 720x540, received_415290419755896.jpeg)

hello ladies

No. 231928

Whenever some moid asks me why thing x is so offensive to women I'm prepared for a huge debate with his scrote brain but then once in a blue moon you get someone who's just like "Oh, I see, thanks for explaining, I had no idea". Why the fuck can't all men be like that?

No. 231929

>>231919
>>231921
no because i already calmed down. i get triggred whenever i see current year terms utilized jokingly or not. cant help it wont help it

No. 231930

>>231927
Hello fugly fox

No. 231931

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how do you do fellow fox

No. 231932

>>231929
It's ok don't worry I feel the same

No. 231933

File: 1644947326246.gif (495.22 KB, 500x368, salem.gif)

Streaming Sabrina the Teenage Witch in the movie room
https://cytu.be/r/farmmovienight

No. 231934

>>231933
omg i luv u

No. 231936

>>231929
triggered is a current year term too

No. 231937

I was editing a picture for a le funny shitpost maymay but accidentally overrode the original image and I don't know how to get it back now I'm scouring the google images for the image fuck anyway this is my vent for the vent contribution

No. 231938

>>231936
no it's from 2016. keep up oldfag

No. 231939

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>>231929
amongus sus tiktok fairycore neogender sus sus sus roblox oof and I oop

No. 231940

File: 1644947594475.jpg (23.61 KB, 553x554, mr fox.jpg)

>>231927
You're unbelievably beautiful.

No. 231941

>>231929
that's cringe anon, don't be so online

No. 231942

>>231939
>>231941
how dare yoo

No. 231943

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>>231940
Why, thank you for the compliment m'lady tips fedora

No. 231944

>>231904
>>231905
the duality of farmer
>>231898
can i pet the dragon

No. 231945

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No. 231946

damn I hate my art (vent thread representation)

No. 231947

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No. 231948

>>231946
fuck you

No. 231949

>>231929
Oof, it's ok. Friendly reminder that your triggers are real and valid and this is safe space for all the folx that need representation uwu

No. 231950

>>231948
what'd I do bitch calm down

No. 231951

>>231943
In college, some people were talking about someone they hated, so I said why don't you tape a dead bird to their door and i told them about the dead bird outside and they had everything in their power to tape a dead bird to that person's door, but those cowards didn't

No. 231952

Would have put this in the things you hate thread, but I absolutely HATE when people use having pets or a certain type of pet to justify their own lack of cleanliness. I was reminded of this because I saw a stupid tik tok where this woman had obviously never tried to clean her carpets before possibly ever, the place was Shayna-tier, but she blamed it on having a long haired black cat. The comments that were excusing the filth were like "if you have that kind of cat it doesn't matter if you clean every day, your carpets will look like that" and it triggered me so bad. I have two and it is just so untrue that they are impossible to clean up after. If you clean regularly and get a lint uprooter it is entirely possible for your cat's hair to not become an entirely new carpet on top of your old one. Black cats are already stigmatized because of urban legends and have a hard enough time finding good homes, people blaming their own mess on them like this just adds to it and will make people hesitant to adopt them, just own up to the fact that you hate cleaning.

No. 231953

>>231947
>>231949
you guys arent making this bunker saga any easier. im gonna dutch oven all of yous to the death

No. 231954

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No. 231955

>>231951
I would had, for you

No. 231956

>>231954
toe rogan needs to lay off the roids

No. 231957

>>231954
>fluidphobic
okay that got me

No. 231958

>>231954
This tweet is like a psychological attack

No. 231959

>>231866
>>231908
SKO NONATELLA'S! ♥ Everything's fine by me so long as we got a nice view and a balcony garden

No. 231960

>>231954
what language is this?

No. 231962

jordan peterson annoys me, and I hate almost everything about him, but everytime I see a photo of him looking malnourished it makes me want to force feed him spaghetti or something fatty. there is something so unsettling about seeing someone who was already lanky as fuck become this corpse like shell of themselves

No. 231963

File: 1644948364579.png (387.62 KB, 720x751, Yy9HGdB.png)

>>231880
>>231875
Be my smoking buddies plz?

No. 231964

File: 1644948385092.jpg (13.68 KB, 474x267, downloadfile.jpg)

>>231953
I'm sorry nonnie pls accept this cake as an apology

No. 231965

I guess this should go to the confession thread but basically, I have a bunch of important meetings this Thursday morning and there's a ceremony planned at the same time for a family member's death and I'd rather be a work for the meetings so people will leave me the fuck alone. I don't want to see anyone right now, or rather, I want to see my family even less than usual. It's gonna be some embarrassing religious shit again anyway.

No. 231966

>>231962
I want to force feed him a steady diet of McDonalds so he'll get the dreaded orange, oily shits you get if you eat too much fat.

No. 231967

File: 1644948497983.jpg (945.96 KB, 850x1199, photo4902670456914553382.jpg)

I just wanna talk about this gay cat sniper on /m/ ffffuu

No. 231968

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No. 231969

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I thought I was banned or something, I'm so dumb.

No. 231970

>>231969

yes u r

No. 231971

>>231966
that's a good punishment kek
either that or make him eat multiple meals from the cheesecake factory at the same time, no leftovers
he will be back to normie weight in no time

No. 231972

>>231967
Is that a water bottle

No. 231974

File: 1644948769766.jpg (19.06 KB, 554x553, mr fox2.jpg)

>>231945
Nice teeth

No. 231975

>>231972
Yes, to keep him cool

No. 231976

>>231963
YES I WILL SMOKE WEED WITH YOU!

No. 231977

>>231962
what is with women and him. do you have these same fantasies for kermit? shapiro?

No. 231978

File: 1644948882070.jpeg (90.78 KB, 450x493, 7220571A-2E1D-47DA-8AC1-E3306C…)

Yee and julia fox only lasted a month and a half btw

No. 231979

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>>231923
I'm sorry nonny, that sounds like such a tough job so nobody would blame you for feeling burnt out. Even if you really were the worst one out of your colleagues, if you're making a genuine effort to be empathetic and kind then I'm sure you are making a difference to the vulnerable people you're working with.
I mean, if you end up changing your career path that's fine, but I don't think you should quit just because of your impostor syndrome. You should give yourself more credit if you made it this far with that internship (seriously, I think I'd walk out crying on the first day) AND you did it with what sounds like little to no support system. So, you sound like a really strong and resilient person. I'm glad you feel at home here but also I hope you can stop being so hard on yourself.

No. 231980

I was trying to think of what this thread reminded me of and then it hit me. Anybody remember tempcow? That was fun.

No. 231981

Vent time: I've identified as a lesbian for like four years and I've started to realize that I'm not a lesbian. I feel very stupid and like I'm lying to everyone I know. I haven't told anyone that I'm bisexual and the thought of doing so exasperates me. I'm not interested in anyone so I think I can get away with not telling people. This is stressful and I'm probably making a big deal out of nothing but I can't stop feeling like I'm lying to people. Dammit.

No. 231982

>>231976
Me too please

No. 231984

>>231977
nta but do you mean kermit the frog? is he canonically malnourished? I'm not American so idk

No. 231986

Should i smonk mariguanan rn

No. 231987

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No. 231988

>>231986
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No. 231989

vent: period shits

No. 231991

File: 1644950024188.png (415.61 KB, 1364x636, cute.png)

I like whoever drew this so I'm reposting it here also we vibin

No. 231992

>>231951
It's nice to know there's a bitch out there as crazy as me. A guy in my building is pissing me off so I've thought of a bunch of things to tape to his door/window, but my latest idea is the slide one of my used pads under his door during break

No. 231994

>>231984
the joke is peterson sounds like kermit my dear nonita

No. 231996

File: 1644950153480.gif (978.09 KB, 500x272, tumblr_mdbkomM3TS1qmdrzyo1_500…)

Still watching Sabrina!
https://cytu.be/r/farmmovienight

No. 231997

V E N T

No. 231998

File: 1644950169256.jpeg (97.58 KB, 700x746, 36F69785-A8DE-4E37-BA27-C2D767…)

I DON’T FEEL LIKE DOING MY CLASS WORK BUT I GOTTA

No. 231999

>>231994
ohh that makes sense kek sorry I don't know him

No. 232000

>>231987
I hate my life

No. 232001

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No. 232003

File: 1644950353153.jpg (28.71 KB, 565x421, tumblr_obted8cJxG1u1vkloo1_128…)


No. 232004

>>231962
His voice is stupid too. Goofy, comical voice. And he says absolutely nothing of value. He sounds like a cartoon character.

No. 232005

>15 year old me
>I'm gonna be a famous animator and everyone will love my cartoons
>27 year old me
>spends entire day on lolcow even when the website is broken

No. 232006

File: 1644950527552.png (194.56 KB, 698x554, 002A0B40-F3A2-403B-865B-112609…)

>>231998
you know what you have to do… now do it

No. 232007

File: 1644950536034.gif (1.42 MB, 245x300, ffa96ab0223c5cd582fbf279727fb2…)

>>231981
I can relate. I was always intimate(cuddly) with childhood bffs so I thought I just had an attraction to women. I now believe that's just the way I express affection heh. A very touchy person lol. I miss that closeness. But I've accepted that I'm probably on the gray area between heterosexual and bisexual since I'm aiming for a hetero marriage. I want to have a homoerotic friendship with a gal though.

No. 232008

>>231977
naw I'm not into manlets
I'm not attracted to peterson since I find his entire shtick insufferable but I could kind of see why anons would be, he's a lanky dude who wasnt the worst in the face before he started gaunting. maybe that's just my bias for tall northern men talking. now that he's starving himself to death he looks like a corpse though

after i stopped being an anachan I learned to love eating and now I want to share my retarded love of food with the world. you stop eating properly and your body starts to crush under the weight of its own bones and organs. you realize everything tastes better than skinny feels, skinny feels miserable. specialized diets and restrictions feel miserable. humans should free themselves from the constraints of toxic dieting and actually enjoy what they eat, otherwise they're not living, that's my firm belief

No. 232009

File: 1644950551130.jpeg (75.08 KB, 639x885, B543FC76-10AC-44EE-8195-5E11DC…)

Unpopular opinion

Live action Japanese shows and commercials are more similar to Indian films/commercials/ shows than what weebs like to think. They, and Asian television in general, have theatrical performances and abuse of sound effects

No. 232010

>>232005
Kek same

No. 232011

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No. 232012

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No. 232013

>>232005
me too! i'm gonna an hero

No. 232014

File: 1644950603841.gif (1.75 MB, 400x238, wtffff.gif)

HORNY FOR GUYS AS YOU HURRY BY
FOLLOWING THIS MAN TO HIS APARTMENT
I CUM TO YOU AND THEN AFTER
SHLICK ON ON TO THE HEART OF THE SUNRISE
SHLICK! SHLOCKING!
HOW CAN I SHLICK WITH THE NONNIES AROUND ME?
SHLICK! SHLOCKING!
HOW CAN I SHLICK WITH THE NONNIES AROUND MEEEEEEEEE
I DRY HUMP THIS ONE TREEEEEEEEEEEE

No. 232015

>>232009
Unironically true
Also I dislike japanese dramas but I love japanese commercials

No. 232017

don't forget to use this next thread when the current one maxes out
>>>/g/230589

No. 232018

>>232009
seconded this opinion

No. 232019

File: 1644950804204.jpg (196.92 KB, 400x513, 1260.jpg)

>>232011
WE DID IT LOSE- I MEAN ANONS

No. 232020

>>232005
it's ok anon some of us never had any aspirations at all

No. 232022

>>232014
#yolo #swag

No. 232023

File: 1644950902895.jpg (26.35 KB, 600x483, Claude-Debussy.jpg)

de

bussy

No. 232024

File: 1644950943917.gif (983.96 KB, 500x247, justin-bieber-jb.gif)


No. 232025

>>232017
max it out max it out MAX IT OUT MAX IT OUTTTT

No. 232026

>>232017
do NOT use this thread. This thread is the REAL /ot/ thread.

No. 232028

>when is ot coming back
>when ot comes back i'm gonna-
nonnas. it is time to accept the truth.

No. 232029

>>231991
Solution: bidet

No. 232032

>>231991
Ffs I >>232029 was meant to reply to this >>231989

No. 232033

Guys

No. 232034

File: 1644951226095.jpg (40.03 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f…)

>>230904
im back nonies, i see that i didnt miss anything, wonder if we will finally get the functions back tomorrow.

No. 232035

Gals

No. 232037


No. 232039

File: 1644951296225.jpeg (114.1 KB, 600x800, A1D1BC33-AAAA-420E-931B-F920F1…)

Have any anons tried getting into pottery? Im looking at some cool ceramics on Pinterest and I might want to try it out, but idk how to or where I could go and try it out. I don’t think there are any free/ inexpensive pottery classes/ workshops near me

No. 232040

thread is making looksmaxxed

No. 232041

>>232039
I've never taken a class or workshop but I desperately want to. I want to do ceramics so bad. I had the chance to take a class in college but opted for a boring history class (still good and beneficial but not as good as ceramics would've been).

Pottery classes seem pretty expensive in my city too, I hope you'll find something anon! Does your city do groupon? See if you can find something there! Or maybe something at a local community college or something!

No. 232042

>>232040
thread is sigma female

No. 232043

>>232005
it's never too late to start. we're all gonna make it nonnies

No. 232044

>>232039
I took a class in high school, I really liked it. Be aware that the wheel is much harder than it looks for a beginner though.

No. 232045

>>232039
see if you have a pottery guild in your area, they usually charge a monthly or yearly fee, you just need to pay for the clay which isn't super expensive. It's pretty easy to learn the basics, just look up youtube videos on slab building

No. 232046

>>232043
I love you anon and I hope you get your pussy ate every day forever (unless you're not into that)

No. 232047

File: 1644951736534.png (409.89 KB, 803x452, sid-the-science-kid-is-fucking…)

breaking news

No. 232048

My recently deceased aunt that stole my grandmother's inheritence (she managed to change the testament while she was suffering from dementia cause bitch was getting 0$) fucking gave the third of the leftover money to fucking horses. The rest goes to my cousin (legit) and some unrelated man. Fuck her. She pawned everything that my grandmother had (she had beautiful and expensive jewelry) so my side of the family has nothing left of them.
I am fuckig contesting that shit.

No. 232049

File: 1644951782200.gif (1.23 MB, 500x281, Macarena1.gif)

con le mani con le mani con le mani ciao ciao
con i piedi con i piedi con i piedi ciao ciao
con la testa con il petto con il cuore ciao ciao
e con le gambe con il culo coi miei occhi ciao (ciao, ciao, ciao, ciao, ciao, ciao, ciao)

No. 232050

I unironically like NTR……………………

No. 232051

I'm so sleepy nonnies… Zzz I could fall asleep right now… In this very thread… Oh don't mind me, it'll just be a tiny little nap… Zzzzzz

No. 232052

>>232050
why?? please i want to actually know

No. 232053

>>232051
draws on your face ehehehehehehehe

No. 232054

I still listen to themi lovato

No. 232055

File: 1644952337469.png (1.08 MB, 533x709, blue pink hair girl.PNG)

im so sleepy anons but i promised id watch a movie tonight

No. 232056

File: 1644952469863.png (599.83 KB, 600x600, heavy cat.png)


No. 232057

>>232050
Why? It's such an archetypal scrote fetish just like feet are.

No. 232058

File: 1644952548587.jpeg (49.24 KB, 473x454, 5CB4A893-A2DD-42CF-95A0-9BAC80…)

HELL NAW

No. 232060

i had three different mental breakdowns these past 2 days.

No. 232061

File: 1644952876876.png (7.45 KB, 216x233, images.png)

Every single day, stress comes in every way,
I ain't got no time for nobody.
My style is rich, dope phat in which.
We'll make a cake today that looks rich!

No. 232062

File: 1644952914710.gif (346.46 KB, 256x192, 1551903340697.gif)

>>231737
Just coming back to sperg about Klavier even more, now that I'm home. What kind of music would he play? I guess it's weird to imagine a rock star who's actually universally popular in an American setting since Ace Attorney's localization is all over the place but since he's meant to be part of a jrock band I can't help but remember early L'Arc~En~Ciel songs when I imagine his style of music. Why this band? Because Klavier is directly inspired by Dante from DMC because the creators of both series are best friends, and L'Arc~En~Ciel did a song for a DMC4 trailer, and the Hyde did another song for DMC5 after they all disbanded. Thank you for listening to my incoherent bullshit I love you bye.

No. 232063

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No. 232064

>>232060
>mEnTAl BreAKdoWn
>current year term
grrrrr

No. 232067

Mods have time sperging over smiley faces fix the damn site or tell us wtf is going on

No. 232068

>>232067
mods have limited power, the real blame falls on the admin tbh

No. 232070

i miss felice fawn

No. 232071

it makes me laugh whenever men are so afraid of vegetables like it literally can’t hurt you it’s delicious as nutritious, put your stinky red meat down I promise you mushrooms are tasty

No. 232072

File: 1644953269717.jpg (91.07 KB, 599x427, d1d0m0o-33bab885-c648-4812-b6e…)

me my mode of existence, me

No. 232073

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>>232057
but i like ojisan toes…………

No. 232074

>>232068
Then it doesn't matter very much because isn't there going to be a new admin taking over current admin in a few weeks?

No. 232075

>>232074
anon that already happened, old admin said that she would officially leave in the new year.

No. 232076

>>232052
>>232057
I want dumb guys to suffer while a hot guy fucks me good

No. 232077


No. 232078

>>232071
Careful nonnie, the last time someone complained about people who don't eat vegetables it spawned one of the lamest infights lolcow.farm has ever seen

No. 232079

>>232072
Is that hetalia france

No. 232080

>>232075
Former admin is training new admin still over a few weeks, trainee admin posted about it in /meta/ a few days ago

No. 232081

Can I post a long retarded venty type post here or are we keeping it light atm?

No. 232082

>>232077
why are all the good ones gay sad emoji

No. 232084

>>232064
>grrrrr
rrrrraaawwwwrrrrrrrrrrr

No. 232085

>>232078
mushrooms tho…

No. 232087

File: 1644953810018.png (282.65 KB, 500x500, hugforyou.png)

>>231979
Thank you anon! This is really what I needed to hear. I think you're right that this is just a really bad case of imposter syndrome. I'll stick it out a little longer, since it's possible it might just be this internship site that's stressing me out. Either way, I really appreciate the encouragement. I wish I had someone irl who I could talk to about these things only because I don't want to shit up the board in the future if I continue to get stressed out, but what you said really means a lot. I'm going to save it and look at it whenever I need motivation.

No. 232088

>>232084
growls in disgust

No. 232089

rawr rawr grrrrrr growl snarl bitch. i'm gonna have a mental breakdown too, for vent thread representation

No. 232091

>>232089
Well, I'M going to refuse to communicate clearly and stew in the resulting conflict for vent thread representation.

No. 232092

>>232088
licks you awrooooo

No. 232093

It's been about two weeks since I had a cigarette. Should I have a cigarette today? I make sure to have only one a week so I'm not crazy addicted

No. 232094

File: 1644954428022.gif (2.45 MB, 320x180, 599D15F2-3D44-4AAF-B677-6E6BEA…)

HOT AND HEAVY >/////-////< ED SHEERAN KUNN

No. 232095

>>232081
Feel free to cry into the void, nonna

No. 232096

File: 1644954721250.gif (1.54 MB, 275x244, 1528518590040.gif)

>>232093
NO CIGARETTE ALLOWED!!!

No. 232097

File: 1644954864762.jpg (35.59 KB, 695x179, Rip nonnie.jpg)

that was the last anyone had heard from /ot…legend says that you can still hear nonnies infighting and shitposting there when it's late at night…though should you go looking… you will find not a nonnie in sight…

No. 232099

>>232097
I hope that anon found her way to this thread

No. 232100

>>232056
Who took this photo of my sweet boy

No. 232102

>>232097
>2 days ago

how? time doesn’t exist

No. 232103

My coworker keeps bitching nonstop about how underpaid we are and yes I know she has a point but I'm tired of hearing it. Everyone who works here knows we're all grossly underpaid, everyone just deals with it and won't leave because we have good benefits and it's slow as fucking shit here. Almost everyone here is just chillin day in and day out.

I took my position knowing damn well I'd be paid shit but I don't plan on staying that long if I can help it. I'll stay a maximum of 3 years so I can get them to pay for my language classes, or I might not. It looks good on my resume to get me where I want to go. There's no money for raises because HQ of our company is in a different country and they don't understand that the standard of living here is much higher than there.

No. 232105

>>232097
that was me!! i posted directly after the site was up again.

No. 232106

File: 1644955258451.jpg (102.24 KB, 800x800, 2020-11-13-14-49-45-678_800x.j…)

Bought a new phone grip hehehehe

No. 232107

>>232050
based, ugly beta men deserve to suffer

No. 232108

>>232103
kek bootlicker

No. 232109

>>232103
That reminds me that I had some coworkers saying we were underpaid for our jobs and they'd look for other jobs once our contracts end, except from my experience for the same job the very vast majority of companies will propose the same salaries. And I barely have a frame of reference for what's a good and a bad salary, I'm currently at the very beginning of my career and earning as much as my father at the very end of his career after he stayed 30 years at the same factory because he was too retarded to go to high school back then.

No. 232110

>>232103
Giving some ISXJ vibes

No. 232111

>>232109
>stop asking about your wages pls stop asking about your wages pls stop asking about your wages don’t ask for more

No. 232113

>>232109
>>232111
ISIDNT POST THIS STOP LOLOWstop asking about your wages pls stop asking about your wages pls stop asking about your wages don’t ask for more

No. 232114

>>232111
I read this with my manager's voice kek

No. 232116

>>232109
I work for a media company and she said US based companies for our positions pay about 10k more, but for US branches of media companies originating from the same country our company is from, our pay is on par with what they pay. I've typically been staying at places for like 2 years before I leave so I don't anticipate I'll stay here long either. My department's boss plans to leave soon and I don't care to find out who's gonna replace him. The pay is shit but the same as I was being paid before except with good benefits now and I spend most of my days browsing LC.

No. 232117

File: 1644956077584.jpeg (85.74 KB, 750x890, B04DAB6D-CE93-4C03-B424-7E7749…)

omg so sorry haha I totally didn’t mean to reply ugh how dare I a peasant, a cady heron reply to my beautiful girlbosses trying to travel,be indedbefn and work their way up the world haha shut up SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPP

No. 232118

twatter’s latest obsession seems to be coercing black women into dating bisexual men. leave those bitches alone

No. 232119

>>232118
Probably testing the waters to see if they're allowed to coerce black women into dating trannies yet

No. 232120

File: 1644956160994.jpeg (52.94 KB, 622x622, 85A7279C-3B67-4581-9E9F-61A74C…)

Tell me your mbti and how you figured it out (tests, introspection, asking people)

>t. ENTP


I don’t care if you think it’s pseudoscience I don’t care if you think it’s pseudoscience I don’t care if you think it’s pseudoscience

No. 232122

>>232120
intp, the 16personalities quiz. ive become more outgoing since i originally took it ~5 yrs ago but every time i retake it regardless of the site it still spits out intp. i still hold out hope i'll turn into an entp one day tho

No. 232123

I'm so sleepy but I still have two hours of work left. Can someone please bring me a coffee?

No. 232124

>>232120
I am INFJ and I know I am because

No. 232125

>>232120
enfp
literally every quiz says it, I don't actually care that much about the function and analysis shit, the eye typing was mildly correlative as well, I don't really care tbh but the description makes sense to me

No. 232126

File: 1644956444774.png (79.83 KB, 480x347, 1590.png)

>>232118
why specifically black women and why specifically the most degenerate of moids

No. 232129

File: 1644956479884.jpeg (574.48 KB, 750x719, 0C52CC75-EE4C-4A2D-862C-D73DBE…)

*I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the LOLCOW.FARM STATEOF IMAGEBOARDS
And to the boards for which they stand, one nation under ADMIN
Indivisible, with infighting and saging for all*

No. 232131

>>232120
INTJ, I took a billion quizzes, I know it's right because I'm autistic as fuck

No. 232132

File: 1644956626457.jpeg (59.45 KB, 513x513, 8230E22A-26C4-450C-BC11-50015B…)

Can this be us

No. 232134

File: 1644956790587.jpeg (80.24 KB, 1080x1080, 527677BB-2287-429A-BFDA-4AAB78…)

>>232120
i’m a 4w6 infp, it used to cast me as an intp when I was underage but I’m very sure that I’m a whiny neurotic infp bitch

No. 232135

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No. 232136

yeah cause you're poisonous as fuck nonners

No. 232139

>>232116
Seems like you should just stay to get some stability and good references before getting something better. Personally, since it's the start of my career and my previous jobs were shit I'm just gonna renew my contract to get some stability and peace of mind, more experience and good references, and then I'll try to move on. My coworkers and managers are nice and treat me like a normal human being instead of a nuisance for asking normal questions whenever I don't get something that's completely fucking weird, but I don't have a lot of perks just yet. I'll aim for a better salary after I'll get everything I need from my current job, and right now the most urgent thing is getting a long term contract so I can get my own place closer to the city center instead of living with my deranged parents.

No. 232143

>>232120
istp and everyone online instantly assumes I'm a moid for this

No. 232145

>>232139
Good luck anon! I wish you lots of success in your career! Sometimes I look at job postings but I've only been in my current position for a few months so I can stand to be here for a bit longer.

No. 232148

>>232145
Good luck to you too. I honestly don't mind my job, but I think it's just because it's a comfy office job with normal shifts and I've seen way worse than this. I'd rather be "underpaid" there than go back to retail and seeing customers have sex or pooping in plastic bags in changing rooms.

No. 232150

>>232097
i saw >>232105 but when it said 17 min ago and i tried responding to you but i couldnt -bawls-

No. 232157

>>232120
im whatever is the rarest. bc i am a snowflake betch

No. 232159

Will this thread actually lock or is locking broken too?

No. 232161

File: 1644957668875.png (426.49 KB, 462x591, k.png)

>>232105
Glad you made it nonnie

No. 232165

File: 1644957784918.gif (1.97 MB, 390x220, 5110f9082712a467ae446ed486e543…)


No. 232167

>>232165
If last last, I win
If not last, I also still win

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