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No. 392162

>lazy bitches couldn’t be bothered to make a new one edition
>cristoph waltz posting

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

>>>/g/369161(don't use images/gifs like this or spoiler them)

No. 392172

Thought he was kissing another man while scrolling

No. 392182

The OP pic makes me so uncomfortable, I am vomit

No. 392185

Stooooop nonna that gif makes me horny. Now I'm going to always be horny while on /g/

No. 392194

the duality of man

No. 392195

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I would never mentally ill post again if I had access to a scrote who looked like him. I don’t care about his moon man chin. Sigh

No. 392197

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i’m about to bussss, i’m gonna buss

No. 392203

Just think that those mouths have touched buttholes before being positioned like that

No. 392204

stop ruining the fantasy and start posting your unconventional moid

No. 392207

File: 1713474978968.gif (9.92 MB, 498x498, dim.gif)

i posted one of my other ones in the wrong thread, thinking it was a remake of this one, oops.
you are so real for this. he's so cute

No. 392208

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pretty uncomfortable scene but dim was cute to me all the while. sorry.
i also hate the coquettish way alex is sitting here. he's such a slut and i'm glad he had a terrible time through a lot of the movie, i wish we saw more of the other droogs being abused though kek

No. 392210

I was reminded of that movie from a vid I was watching a few days ago. It makes me sad one of the faggots in that gang were raping women though, turns me off a bit. Unless that isn’t A Clockwork Orange I’m gonna kms kek

No. 392251

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I’m obsessed with him, it’s becoming a problem. I’ve got hundreds of pictures of him saved on my phone. I hate him. I’ll buy his stupid wine and see Megalopolis though.

No. 392253

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>charming and fearless edwardian era irish explorer

Cillian Murphy wishes he had even a fraction of this guy's swagger

No. 392272

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He had swag

No. 392273

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love this shot

No. 392275

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No. 392350

would argue that pacino was a cute back in the day but you know those gatekeeping nonas on the other thread would not have it

No. 392372

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Although I consider him attractive and charming, I can understand why they could think he was ugly. I also think he is more visually appealing than some of the other men who have been posted in these threads.

No. 392378

That explorer guy is ugly but Gayllian Murphy is uglier

No. 392399

They'd throw him out based on height alone

No. 392402

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yeah there is a notable rape scene in the film, though at the very least it's not meant to be sexy.
i'm retarded about this movie for the wrong reasons. i think the droogs are uglycute.

No. 392409

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Ulillillia, somehow his mannerisms and way of speaking are just adorable to me.

No. 392414

I wonder if he even likes sex.

No. 392422

Is he still online?

No. 392425

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I had the weirdest crush on Rik Mayall when I was little. Even though Drop Dead Fred was THE WORST I wished he was my imaginary friend

No. 392432

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when he's not styled or acting like a loon (but let's face it that's why he was so great) he honestly was kinda hot

No. 392437

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same. in every role he has some kind of hurricane energy that instantly sucks you in. i mentioned this to my friend and she was completely horrified and said he looks like boris johnson kek.

No. 392464

I love him soooo much and I was so sad when he died. I’m Bri’ish and literally all I grew up on was his comedy series and films. He was so funny, beautiful and charismatic too. My childhood crush.

No. 392465

Damn he was really hot when he was young. Why did his face get weirdly broad as he aged? He looked better like this.

No. 392500

Probably not lol

There's a channel on youtube called Ullillillia archive that seems to have relatively recent uploads from him, from their comments they seem to be in contact with him somehow

No. 392547

No. 392672

my ex gf used to tell me about her fantasies of him as a result of watching drop dead fred as a teenager kek i support you rik mayall anon

No. 392900

Stupid nonna hasn't heard of the inevitable head expansion that befalls all moids as they age. Why do you think Leo DiCaprio looks like a retarded tadpole now?

No. 392999

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I love these hideous incest moids.

No. 393061

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am I valid

No. 393111

Honestly yes, anything is better than Dwarko or whatever his sons' name is

No. 393218

Dwarko??? I'm dying lmao

No. 393247

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Someone called this cutie ugly in ugly male psyop thread (lol) but I disagree. He was pretty in "mysterious skin" albeit in the nerdy glasses. Totally my type - soft dirty blond hair, puppy blue eyes, full lips, good jaw lineunderage it's a joke. But op who posted him was right, and he already looked like absolute shit in "melancholy" so I stopped carrying. The current look is so vile that my brain refused to process the image. Male aging is a tragedy.

No. 393250

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>No he gained weight to be in the 'Funny Games' Haneke remake and claimed it was hard because he was so naturally skinny. Not that hard apparently seeing as he forgot to stop
Men should be shamed so much for their inability to keep good looks it's unbelievable

No. 393252


No. 393256

>Left: when he's your boyfriend
>Right: when you get married

No. 393258

No. 393259

Honestly same. Moid tongues are so gross knowing how they barely brush their teeth and always have food in their teeth and white/yellowish yack on their tongue.

No. 393262

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Roger Waters anon from the last thread has converted me…he's so cute! I love his long face lol

No. 393263

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Love me some tall skinny boys.

No. 393268

my mum was asked out by this guy in a pub in the 90s and she told me she had to say no because she thought he was "weird looking"

No. 393325

i thought you meant the dark haired guy on the left..blonde dude looks like human shrek even before getting old

No. 393642

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it's me again with another glass of wine

No. 393653

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I want a foot faced bri'ish moid

No. 393671

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Roger waters anon here scrolling through and didn’t expect to see him! I’m so glad you love him, he’s so astonishingly pretty and unique looking. He’s very beautiful to me and he has the perfect body, everything is perfect! Anyway here are a few pics of him I’m sure you’d appreciate my nonny dear. His hands are huge and so soft looking! And he has the most stunning side profile I’ve ever seen

No. 393745

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Saved! I absolutely get it. Ever since I saw him on the last thread I can't stop looking at him. Need that medieval peasant boy!

No. 393746

He looks like what Adam Driver is in the minds of his fangirls. The difference between them is ‘horse faced monster” VS a pony boy… he’s a bit too ugly for me but there’s a youthful charm about him

No. 393753

Sometimes the accent is all you need..

No. 393843

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>I want a foot faced bri'ish moid
I feel you

No. 393850

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>blonde dude looks like human shrek
That's a bit extreme but I lol'd

No. 393855

Johnny was so cute and smart and even his wife said he was purer and a much more decent human than all the other scrotes in the band

No. 393865

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Never thought I'd see Roger in one of these threads. Knowing I'm not alone in my obsession with him makes me feel almost jealous kek
He's the only moid I would legitimately call beautiful.

No. 393866

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He's just really slutty like all the time

No. 393867

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And lest we forget, his cock is huge. Sorry for spamming lmao

No. 393925

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Arghhhhhh he’s too perfect….. I need to sperg about him, do any of you guys have discord so we can make a containment server or something?

No. 393974

Pleeease! I want to join the Roger Waters discord server!

No. 394014

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Yeah, I'd be up for that for sure

No. 394019

>he was purer and a much more decent human than all the other scrotes in the band
I believe it. He reminds me of Jello from DK in terms of being unusually intelligent and decent for a musician and also very cute when young, yeah. I'm new to the sex pistols music and was so surprised to find out that Sid Vicious wasn't even a lead singer. It was Johnny Rotten who filled the songs with such earnest rage and contempt and raw energy. And he also wrote the lyrics. Wft Vicious was even doing in tha band and why is he hyped?
>even his wife
I wonder, tho, why they never had kids. Was one child from previous marriage enough for her and she just wanted a toyboy to fool around?

No. 394041

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Add me saferthanmilk and I’ll add you to the server

No. 394061

>Wft Vicious was even doing in tha band and why is he hyped?
He was just there for cred and marketing purposes. He couldn't even play bass. Its like what people accuse a band of when they have a female bassist.

No. 394137

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I think I have a thing for deranged psychopathic men and also his storyline was the best. But sadly he probably smells like ass.

No. 394176

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hes such a cutie and theres a man at my job that kinda reminds me of him. I confess that I am attracted to good looking older men

No. 394187

He's ugly as sin but sometimes i thought to myself how it would be like to manipulate his mommy issues. Or what's his reaction if you actually humored him and baked the cookies. And what if you poison them

No. 394202

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i love him in a tux

No. 394206

jello biafra was pretty cute when he was young, he had a norm macdonald coyness to him

No. 394215

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He's the poster boy of these threads at this point and I don't get why, isn't he conventional enough?
Picrel is mine, killing myself as I'm typing this.

No. 394237

he was 6'3" and that is like being 6'6 today. He also once walked into a room in his new house that had a full length mirror and upon seeing his reflection he pulled out his pistol said, "now I've got you, you bastard!" and shot out the mirror

No. 394244

I've never been able to find a proper source on that story. If it did happen, he was a turboautist kek

No. 394403

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Can someone explain to me why despite the fact that I find 99% of males ugly and older men especially repulsive, the person who I find the most attractive in the world is a 50 year old moid who looks like this

No. 394436

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I’m suffering

No. 394440

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I’m sorry but I think I would

No. 394441

Same nona.

No. 394442

Even Hitler thought he was too cold, if I remember correctly

No. 394443

One big honker

No. 394444

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Glad I found someone who understands…

No. 394445

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No. 394448

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Also while we’re on the topic of funny creative Gen X goth dudes I used to have such a crush on Doc Hammer

No. 394454

yeah. Hitler describe his as having a "heart of iron". How cold do you have to be to get frickin' Hitler to describe you that way?

No. 394465

Donnie Dwarko

No. 394471

That's precisely why I'm into him. Rat faced sociopath

No. 394501

Is that Jhonen Vasquez?

No. 394514

Sid was there to be cute and dumb. Rotten was cute too, but he wasn't stupid enough. And Glen Matlock (who Sid replaced) was cute also, but again he wasn't stupid enough so he got kick'd.

No. 394541

KEK.. i hate that i loved him to the extent i did.. But i'm just a germanfucker

Yess he's adorable

No. 394563

he was my high school crush, i had a huge fixation on larger aquiline noses. him and adrien brody were my bread n butter

No. 394581

It is indeed

No. 394603

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I'm heavily disappointed in the Las Vegas Oneyplays meetup. You have a panel set up and you don't even bother doing your fucking hair and looking like a cancer patient with how tight that beanie is gripping all your hair strands? We had Chrisfags but we should all go our own way with how chubby he's gotten too. Shame.

No. 394608

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Not even gonna try and justify this one

No. 394618

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kek agreed, nonny. he's aged remarkably well for a gen x moid from that scene.

No. 394623

the oldest looking 24 year old man in history

No. 394652

I think he’s unconventional by LC standards because 1.) he’s old and has wrinkles and grey hair, 2.) he’s 5’7”, 3.) his jaw is huge and he might have that disease jay leno has, and 4.) his head is too big for his body like a bobble head.

No. 394655

as a chrisfag I already lost serious interest when hearing him make fun of a woman’s genitals with corey. now he’s flabby and the beanie means he’s going bald

No. 394747

i see it – he's got a resemblance to Bob Odenkirk, just with a smaller head and more narrow chin

No. 394769

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Poor baby needs a lobotomy

No. 394787

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Can't believe this old dickhead is really making me learn about Formula 1. About to watch a Netflix show about it just for peeks of him

No. 394872

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I'm kind of into fat Damon

No. 394963

Is he fat now or is it just his clothes that make him look that way?

No. 395004

Everytime I see Damon from the 90s and Damon now, I always shed a silent tear. Twink death is real nonnies, I hope you never see your hopes crushed like this.

No. 395007

who's this mek

No. 395049

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Was just going to post him… Tasteful nona. He's like a real-life comic book character.

No. 395076

Detrans tard

No. 395182

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Damon was a cutie but I always liked Graham more. He’s now old too and the years of being an alcoholic really shows. But I remain positive, we still have the music and the old photos of them to look at. Living in the past, you know. After all we all gonna get old and die. I fucking hate it but what is there to do. You can’t stop the time.

No. 395390

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This has been since 2015 at least. The dam finally broke two weeks ago and I told my best friend. I'm equal parts mortified and relieved I won't take it to my grave.

No. 395416

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he’s such a cutie

No. 395417

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samefag, femboy ahhhhh face and all

No. 395430

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Nonnie I've felt the same way for almost as long. Unfortunately he's looking very walled these days (pic unrel).

No. 395543

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Joshua Burge, specifically in Ape. His terrible stilted acting and bug face do something to me.

No. 395589

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nah he's hot as fuck but the conventional thread doesn't deserve him. this is a treat for my girlies here

No. 395617

You can land ten planes on that forehead

No. 395626

He has a great facial structure and conventionally attractive features, but the other thread thinks any 80s singer in makeup is a tranny

No. 395627

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Honestly still would. 76 and Starfield's reception really kicked his ass though no arguing that. At least the show's reception has him glowing again.

No. 395692

psychotic behavior, even boy george hates trannies

No. 395701

can't post anyone in the conventional thread but the same 3 dudes

No. 395800

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If he'd fix his hairline and nixed the beard, he'd still be attractive. His voice is still cute too.

No. 395824

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They were both really cute

No. 395882

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I can fix him

No. 395889

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when i look at his prey-like eyes i’m possessed with the ancient spirit of my carnivorous ancestors, i feel muscle memory of my jaw clamping down on his neck vertebrae and snapping them. the characters he plays remind me a bit of crane flies, harmless, annoying, freaks of nature, skinny, make you want to flatten them with a slipper (but you feel a bit bad about it), neurotic, get into everyone's business, etc. his features are literally perfect in the sense that they're so suited for being arranged in an expression of shock, panic or distress, his face is extremely emotive, especially the bug like wet eyes. his shrill voice would sound soooo nice crying or screaming or anything in between, i need to rip his limbs off. pls don’t ban me for a-logging, i just need him so bad.

No. 395898

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Him and Pedro Winter for me

No. 395900

i love posts like these

No. 395927

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David Cronenberg… There's something so fittingly insectoid about him. He has such strange eyes and knowing that his mind works the way it does just does something to me, nonas. He was so sexy in Nightbreed… Where are all the creepy-crawly reptilian buglike husbandos in real life? Maybe don't answer that.

No. 396231

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Isaac only wants one thing and it's disgusting, attention

No. 396247

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No. 396280

He's beautiful with a hot voice but his constant BPD sperging and tranny chasing is disgusting. A real shame.

No. 396297

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No. 396320

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I have always loved his weird teeth

No. 396358

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I need to hold him like this.

No. 396362

Eyes are too far apart kek. I used to have a little crush on him but he's actually fat and takes too many things to the extreme.his taste in music is bad too, and that's a deal breaker.

No. 396378

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im in lovee

No. 396381

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>Sid was there to be cute and dumb
I love me some cute and dumb punk boi, tbh. It's good he OD'd and stayed pretty forever, like moids should, and didn’t mutated into a ol' bri'ish fat pig. Nancy was so lucky to fuck him.

No. 396383

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He was sooo gorgeous in the Godfather, too bad he aged like shit (Italian moids always do for some reason)

No. 396393

I love him

No. 396425

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He was so cute as Michael!

No. 396453

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No. 396454

man how I hate this creature.. what a waste of resources.

No. 396489

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he was so cute when he was young, rip

No. 396507

No. 396509

my kinda guy. RIP

No. 396518

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Need me some unhinged self-destructive cutie so I could mess him up even more
>He was sooo gorgeous in the Godfather
Nah. He looked kinda fat in it, maybe because of lightning/colouring. I think peak Al Pacino was in 'the panic in needle park' and 'scarecrow' and in 'serpico' if it wasn't for the disgusting beard he had most of the movie

No. 396558

RIP, when I found out it made me legitimately sad I loved his music.

No. 396561

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He was so hot in Intruder. I need him NOW.

No. 396566

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Same nonna, first time I was genuinely shocked and saddened by the death of someone famous

No. 396567

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he has such a striking face my god
kekk i'm so glad someone else noticed his music taste is actually horrible

No. 396647

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No. 396670

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I feel you. I didn't even recognize him here. Pretty…

No. 396802

>you will never have a young steve albini in a wig all for yourself
why live nonna

No. 396815

blixa is so cute, his voice is hot, too

No. 396816

i learned he died from this. rip. i wonder if big black is ever going to be put back on spotify…

No. 396849

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I wish Till wasn’t such a dead inside sexual deviant and psychopath. What else can you expect from Aries men I guess.

For me, it’s Schneider. Even though he looks like shit these days. He was such a cutie in his prime and seems like a nice guy.

No. 396850

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His tiny lips always kinda make me laugh though. He’s the ‘kith me’ meme.

No. 396851

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No. 396852

It’s his birthday today. We love a boring chill reliable Taurus man.

No. 396859

I don’t find him physically attractive but his films are so bizarrely erotic that I’m sure sex with him would be fire. He has such a nice taste in actors too.

No. 396905

Yeah, he's not my usual physical type either but sometimes intelligence and a demented outlook can change everything for me. Hnnnnng I want him badly

No. 396917

File: 1715413969315.png (427.45 KB, 581x576, Screenshot 2024-05-11 005225.p…)

he's annoying and cringe but i like his face/body

No. 397085

File: 1715474569418.jpeg (92.4 KB, 1200x675, IMG_4674.jpeg)

Nonnies are absolutely decimating them on /ot/ but I think they’re both cute…

No. 397154

Right is kind of cute in an elven sort of way but the guy on the left is just kind of gross in a slimy sort of way to me

No. 397156

File: 1715494311682.jpg (65.9 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (3).jpg)

I wanna fuck Pchal. And WHAT

No. 397157

The film was so bad that I couldn't find them attractive I'm sorry. The script was ass

No. 397162

I thought I was the only one who thought it was lame. Based

No. 397263

File: 1715534057744.png (400.12 KB, 546x649, Screenshot 2024-05-12 201136.p…)

someone in the eurovision thread mentioned the ugly guy psyop thread when he was posted and you may be right BUT I THINK HE IS CUTE EVEN IF HE IS KINDA UGLY AND HAS A GROSS MOUSTACHE

No. 397266

I see it nona

No. 397271

File: 1715535321648.jpg (48.47 KB, 735x723, 4b64c95d995842c5c3a50f264da765…)

joostsisters unite… he is a cutie and has a kind smile

No. 397273

that guy got disqualified for an "incident with a female member of the production team". so do with that what you will

No. 397274

He wasn't very kind to the female photographer whose camera he broke though. I can't get over that.

No. 397277

File: 1715535544289.jpg (52.35 KB, 570x321, tumblr_static_tumblr_static_44…)

reminds me of mine which is steven peavis from the brett domino trio, the one in the back. kek

No. 397278

I hate the fact I’m attracted to blonde men like this

No. 397279

>incident with a female member of the production team
that incident being that he was being filmed without his permission and got pissed about it and gestured at her. he never got physical(at least according to official sources) and no matter what, I believe that it was overblown

>female photographer whose camera he broke
first time I hear about this. Source?

also I just said I find him cute. Nowhere I mentioned his personality. I haven't looked into him much and he kinda gives me douche-y rapper vibes but I don't think he is THAT bad unless a nonna has more info on him

No. 397282

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No. 397299

>swedes say he broke her camera and was aggressive
>dutch say he was just angry at her and didn't get physical

not that i don't believe the moid couldn't have been violent, but considering the shitshow that was this years competition and lots of conflicting information, idk what to believe. yes, they say that there were witnesses and shit, but still israel press/delegation has been harassing people left and right also breaking rules and EBU spoke nothing of it until the irish gendie came out and made it known. tinfoiling here, but using him as a scapegoat after he questioned Eden and blew the event out of proportion to kick him out

ofc if he was violent, fuck him. but also fuck the EBU

No. 397301

Considering how up in the arms the fans are over his disqualification, as well as the Dutch being mad that the whole country was basically punished over an unknown incident, and seeing as how the only thing we know for sure is that it involved an altercation that started after Joost got mad at being filmed backstage, I'm guessing that the "gesture" was something like covering the camera with his hand or something similarly minor. They know releasing the footage would paint the EBU in a bad light. If he'd actually done something bad they would have said they had definitive proof of him being a shithead just to stop getting spammed with literal thousands of comments calling for Joost to receive justice.
I think he's ugly and that his song is annoying but I think it's really unfair that they dq'ed him and implied he sexually assaulted or hit a woman just for it to get softened to the extremely vague statement that he "made a threatening gesture."

No. 397302

The real reason joost got disqualified is because Netherlands openly disavowed Israel’s participation

No. 397310

File: 1715543883439.jpg (542.46 KB, 1079x1229, Screenshot_20240512-205417.jpg)

Anyway, my Eurovision crush this year is Baby Lasagna. He's hit in the face but there's something about his energy that's really attractive.
All of the men were a little uggo this year ngl (I think Nemo could be pleasant looking if he wasn't a gendie with bad style though). We were spoiled last year with Bojan, Luke and Jann.

No. 397313

File: 1715544188156.jpeg (32.41 KB, 739x415, 1715530471362.jpeg)

c'mon the baby lasagna guy is decently attractive and looks likeable

>I think Nemo could be pleasant looking

no nonna plz look at those teeth and dead stare. picrel is literally a jumpscare

>mentions bojan without mentioning the rest of joker out

No. 397316

The rest of Joker Out simply don't matter to me.

No. 397317

his facial features are a bit odd but I like how he looks compared to most guys nowadays
he looks like an eternal zoomer

No. 397319

is it the ear gages coupled with the dyed hair ? kek. and anon who posted him i don't think he's ugly either honestly

No. 397321

Idk what it is but he looks like a youtuber/twitch streamer to me. I find him cute as well though.

No. 397323

That might play a part but honestly I think it's something about his facial features or head shape kek

No. 397326

Oh, please, no, have you heard him talking? It's horrible, he has the most gay Swiss German accent I've ever heard and Swiss German already sounds horrible if spoken by normal people. And his teeth, did they let him bite on a stone while he was a small child?
And yes, I'm still mad that Croatia didn't win, it's been the only good song besides that Ireland girl and she had to lose because of that troon shit and because Ireland doesn't want to host another ESC ever again, kek.

No. 397328

I thought Norway and Ukraine were very good. I preferred the Swiss song over the Croatian one but I still would have preferred Croatia to win purely because the singer isn't a gendie.
I think Baby Lasagna is one of those people who look good from afar but you can see their features are weird when you see them close up. I think he'd look better if his hair were a darker shade of blond.

No. 397359

File: 1715554870557.jpg (62.52 KB, 640x412, common-spotted-cuscus-sm-1.jpg)

>being attracted to a confirmed shotafag

No. 397364

ANON I LOVE YOU for posting one of my top 3 favorite animals. Underrated cutie.

No. 397414

uhh anon..
like half of these guys are downright bizarre looking or fucked up in other ways. you really think someone like null, or the swiss eurovision guy, or the nazi guy, even MATT SMITH should be in the conventional thread instead?

No. 397417

samefag i'm not complaining cause they belong here kek i just don't get why there's always someone popping up here in the last few threads acting like the men posted aren't ugly/weird enough when they are, and never posts what they want instead

No. 397427

Sometimes an actually attractive man like Adam Ant gets posted here because people are afraid of the other thread and their hatred of anyone who isn't Alain Delon or River Phoenix, but most people in this thread range from average to hideous.

No. 397430

>being attracted to a confirmed shotafag
So that was actually true?

No. 397460

File: 1715591795951.mp4 (514.5 KB, 640x360, tWmIRE68ZTTPrcKZ.mp4)

idk if what he's saying matters because i don't understand dutch kek but i think he looks cute in this video…

No. 397625

Cute. I need a blond bf.

No. 397628

File: 1715636672217.jpeg (143.41 KB, 960x1371, 408A59B3-184F-4097-9767-6F91EF…)

>look up the wives, lovers and gfs of various handsome nazis
>they’re all frumpy dowdy mommy looking types with frizzy hair, thick wrists and cankles

This is the kind of looksmatching we need to go back to.

Anyway, I deserve a cute WWII Nazi bf to deradicalize and turn his face into my seat.

No. 397629

He looks so much nicer without the hideous ironic mullet and hipster mustache. Also, cute expressions and mannerisms <3

No. 397630

He’s so beautiful but when he opens his mouth it’s like a seal with a cancer hole in it’s throat. Countless euro beauties are ruined by hideous guttural languages and all I can do is hope American cultural emperialism kills off their primitive tongues.

No. 397631

least mentally ill American poster

No. 397632

I’m Turkish

No. 397633

Sure Jan.

No. 397634

?? If I was going to race fake I wouldn’t pick Turkish

No. 397635

Are you nuts? The weird guttural sounds and not knowing what the fuck they’re saying is the second hottest thing about Euro boys.

No. 397636

Seconded. I thought he was ugly as hell when I saw him in pictures for Eurovision, but he's really cute here actually. Was he younger in this video, or is it really just the stupid mustache and hairstyle making him look ugly?

No. 397637

>If i was going to race fake I wouldn’t pick Turkish
Kek. Fair point.

No. 397638

He looks significantly younger in this video tbh, like 18 or something. Not sure tho.

No. 397641

European nonas LITERALLY cannot suffer btw.
Your countries are full of beautiful tall slender blonde blue eyed twinks with feminist leanings and perfect porcelain or rosy skin. I never want to hear any European nona complain about dating in her country ever again. You do not suffer.

No. 397642

File: 1715637988219.jpeg (411.08 KB, 1625x1179, 28E5C62C-82DD-4BF4-82DD-AC12B3…)

God hates European men

No. 397644

In my country most men are average height with brown hair, and they tend to age like shit and have bad fashion sense. I really wish tall blond men were the norm here in [redacted country in Western Europe].
I personally want a Russian mail order groom, but I feel like personality wise Eastern Euro men can be challenging even though physically I like their look lol

No. 397647

Personality-wise I heard they were awful too, but Russians and their kind will always mog the other ethnicities of europe. They’re much less hairy and have cute mutt eyes. Thanks genghis khan

No. 397668

the video was posted on december 2017 which would make him 20, no one cares but i said it like that because his birthday is in november of 1997 so you were close ! i think if he lost some weight and shaved he could look that cute again

No. 397683

Had a horrible experience with dating a Russian guy. Never again.

No. 397684

That’s talking about 30+ men mainly. We’re only interested in moids from 18-25 anyway, not haggots, and most aren’t bald before that point.

No. 397685

Omg I love the term haggot, how did I not think of that before. Anyway if you fallow hair loss forums you’ll find that many males start balding at 16. It’s a doggy dog world out there!

No. 397686

As an Anglo I literally don’t understand a single word he’s saying. Dutch spoken honestly sounds like Mongolian to me.

No. 397689

Speaking of men aged 18-25, have any nonas older than their mid twenties had success pulling them? I turned 24 a couple of months ago but never dated a man because I'm bisexual and leaned heavily towards women until my preference shifted recently. Now I feel like I missed out on my chance to date men who are actually young and cute, as men my own age are going to hit the wall within a year and idk how to meet men who are younger than me shy of hanging around university campuses like a weirdo

No. 397694

Yes. I dated a cute guy who just turned 18 when I was 28. The sex was great and he had so much energy and stamina and would eat my pussy for hours. No ragrets.

No. 397695

You can just say you live in Britain, nona.

No. 397700

I don't, but you're close

No. 397709

none of what you just said was true. I'm sorry nona moids are truly nasty everywhere.

No. 397734

File: 1715652241517.jpg (337.67 KB, 1846x2400, c65fcec6c619670a00e3fe14d8b17d…)

hes a weirdo but damn isnt he cute

No. 397735

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No. 397741

File: 1715653104469.png (958.65 KB, 800x800, adam-sandler.png)

i have always loved this dumbass

No. 397743

File: 1715653480855.jpg (114.27 KB, 736x736, 1e016e45de365e265f6afec789ad26…)

I like how he looks with the mullet and moustache (I am a basic nonnita) but he looks so cute with a normal haircut, also doesnt make him look like a jerk

No. 397776

Tall, slender and blonde twinks weren't even the norm for Europeans hundreds of years ago.

No. 397781

Ireland, got it

No. 397784

extremely autistic phenotype. looks like he would talk loudly about japanese bullet trains for 90 minutes straight and mouth breathe the entire time. truly no wonder he's a gendie.

No. 397793

do go on. give me the history lesson.

No. 397796

Nta but the tall blond phenotype is only common in some parts of Europe. Brown hair is more common in most of Western Europe and in South Europe then dark hair/olive skin phenotype is common. Even in the Northern and Eastern parts of Europe it's still common to see brown hair and dark blond that basically looks like dull light brown. Some European men are tall and slim with honey hair, sure, but it's not the norm across the continent, it's just more common than elsewhere in the world. I really do wonder if some Americhans get their ideas on what European men look like from Hetalia (it still confuses me though because don't they realise that brunette white Americans came from somewhere?)

No. 397807

For the most part, Central and Southern Euros are dark haired and swarthy and not even that tall though blue eyed blondes do exist there, especially compared to places outside Europe.

No. 397818

His smile and dimples are to die for.

No. 397820

File: 1715675933123.jpg (46.75 KB, 495x700, MV5BNTM5YTNmMzgtNTgxNi00MDY0LW…)

He had a caveman looking face and a very controversial person in general, but he's still kinda hot.

No. 397821

Everyone's favorite big titty goth boyfriend.

No. 397837

I always wondered if he has pectoral implants, best tits I’ve seen on a man by a long shot

No. 397860

As a twink lover, I've also been thinking Europeans can't suffer in terms of moid quality, they have it the best. Moids who are tall, skinny, have a beautiful face, knows how to treat women are easy to find in places like Netherlands, Sweden, Norway

No. 397932

You're so real for this nonna.

No. 397961

File: 1715711333338.jpg (835.52 KB, 1641x2560, 1000006966.jpg)

Happy Birthday to young George Lucas only

No. 397975

I had a long period where I was obsessed with him… The pictures before he got jacked and he was still skinny drove me crazy. Hngggggggg

No. 398058

No. 398129

File: 1715745508684.jpg (33.54 KB, 564x564, 4ee1a3824631b9713d651a1004addd…)

I've been thinking about him for days, i need to watch the x-men movies again just to see him again. Ngl though, it's a jumpscare seeing Hugh Jackman not as wolverine because i have zero attraction to him outside him doing this role lmao. I know he's old now, but i wonder if i will still have the same feelings after watching the new deadpool movie. We'll see.

No. 398130

I can’t because my FIL looks just like him and it makes me laugh so much because he’s just British Adam Sandler

No. 398131

File: 1715746299716.jpeg (398.27 KB, 1290x1635, IMG_5923.jpeg)

He’s popular at the moment because of fallout but I’ve always found this freaky looking man divine. I love off putting features, his big forehead and wormlike lips with big veneers are the right combo of sexy but ugly I love in men.

No. 398202

He looks like an arrogant pervert. Date rapist vibes.

No. 398208

I had such a crush on wolverine kek, Hugh Jackman was honestly the perfect cast and he fit the role more as he aged

No. 398217

File: 1715788488609.jpg (65.33 KB, 735x728, 98500812f8f4253c6e9a4abe769791…)

It's crazy that he gave such fboy vibes in this era when he looks so silly now
Anyway I really hope that he decides to lose some weight, shave the pedostache and go back to a normal hairstyle now that ESC is over. He's still young enough that he could look good if he tried

No. 398231

Who is this? It's annoying when people post literal whos but dont post the name.

No. 398234

Joost Klein, he was discussed quite a bit in the thread yesterday

No. 398236

For real, i relive the same feelings every time i watch the films.

No. 398245

That's fair, then, but I do wish people would add the names nonetheless.

No. 398246

i like him a lot and he is such a good actor, but he genuinely looks hotter as a noseless irradiated monster kek his mouth is so weird and his forehead is huge

No. 398275

the majority of times it's someone who's been posted so many times that adding the name is kind of redundant cause everyone else already knows and you can basically just scroll

No. 398298

File: 1715809147215.jpg (33.05 KB, 564x564, fc85a7cebe7fdf7bc10d2fa4a78edc…)

Specifically Charlie Kelly

No. 398300

Same, I know that he canonicaly smells bad and eats cat food but I still need him

No. 398301

Omg thank you I feel so validated. I like him specifically because he's dirty, stupid and pathetic. There's no other character that I like because of these aspects, he's a complete outlier.

No. 398303

he's 5'6" you pervert

No. 398306

File: 1715811611845.png (Spoiler Image,400.38 KB, 755x767, dik.png)

>I really hope that he decides to lose some weight, shave the pedostache and go back to a normal hairstyle
totally agreed although i still find him cute regardless kek i like his hair in the "fok de blok" music video best, i think longer hair suits him and he should go back to that (while he still can kek). i hate the hiter youth haircut on him so i'm glad that's over

No. 398310

same. also he aged the best in my opinion. the other two guys got scary plastic surgery and looked like lizard people the last couple seasons. charlie still looked pure.

No. 398311

File: 1715815483543.jpg (3.65 MB, 2999x1998, MV5BM2IyMzhkOGEtMDFkZS00NDI5LW…)

i just want to bully the HELL out of this tiny little man

No. 398331

Does this mean he’s too ugly even for this thread

No. 398348

File: 1715825811957.jpg (10.57 KB, 480x360, butch TIF queen.jpg)

LOL Rico?!

No. 398378

kek no anon he's still not as ugly as barry keoghan imo (and i love barry)

No. 398400

DJ Qualls-fucker-nona

No. 398405

File: 1715846114901.jpeg (11.03 KB, 259x194, images.jpeg)

No fucking way, it's him kek. Puberty has not been kind to him, i'm sorry.

No. 398406

I wonder if he is another child star that got put on puberty blockers so he could continue playing younger roles

No. 398407

It's the second tinfoil about Hollywood (first being all the kid diddlers) that I 100% believe. What are the odds that so many iconic TV child actors grow up to be these misshapen hormonal disasters.

No. 398417

File: 1715852613170.jpg (243.76 KB, 1280x720, fallout-easter-eggs.jpg)

idk who any of these people are. actually i think he looks ugly out of character but he's really cute as this little nerd in the show
is that a thing?! idk it seems too emasculating. actually this character isn't a kid, he's like 25 or something. he's just extremely fucking short

No. 398437

File: 1715857603017.jpg (581.27 KB, 850x2385, 1651848682307.jpg)

NTAYRT but this has been discussed in other threads (check out "Child abuse in Hollywood"). I'd say there's something to it.

No. 398459

The guy who played Brick has a legit condition I think though, so he doesn’t really belong there

No. 398465

File: 1715867030014.jpeg (1.49 MB, 1920x1080, IMG_3811.jpeg)

He was so hot in After Hours.

No. 398472

He looks hotter chubby

No. 398475

Please stop posting him it’s making me sad.
>tfw no cute euro blonde dutchboy bf

No. 398481

I don't think that makes sense. Being a manlet tanks your chances to get any roles as an adult. Sounds like a terrible investment.

No. 398485

File: 1715873580106.jpg (86.74 KB, 736x981, 7ef24255f164ec7a3ec8ec2821aaa6…)

I know he's cosplaying but that facial hair is criminal.

No. 398512

Once I posted him in the conventional attractions thread but deleted it in favor of KingCobraJFS

No. 398521

File: 1715882545917.png (565.9 KB, 707x881, 1715878442365933.png)

I will eternally be upset that men who dress like this are inevitably either gay or troons.

No. 398523

You can always force a normal man into one by nagging him for months

No. 398530

i wouldn't even bother. get a real life man into a skirt and pair it with conditioning with sexual stimuli and you're six to twelve months away from him posting retarded cracked egg memes. this is something best left in the fictional and fantasy realms.

No. 398533

File: 1715884968679.jpg (277.32 KB, 1200x1200, jk.jpg)

I also find him very attractive including his current self but losing more weight? He's already a lanklet (I love it)

No. 398534

You can always move onto the next moid after 12 months.
He's so fat you wouldn't even need gasoline to burn his body the whale blubber would keep it going like hellfire. Men in the healthy weight range have visible bones and veins 100% of the time.

No. 398541

Based. Hetero men wearing sexualized women's clothing is such a great concept.

No. 398547

Stop alogging my boyfriend

No. 398560

Do you want your boyfriend to DIE YOUNG because of his visceral fat?

No. 398566

File: 1715890673456.jpg (62.82 KB, 735x726, 75f4d8cc099ab1dafc7b1538c742d7…)

We need a Joost containment thread at this point … The tall blue eyed euroblond is just too much …

(I really wish there were more pics of him pre-mullet where he's not making a stupid face kek)

No. 398573

File: 1715892840763.jpg (121.73 KB, 1080x1315, be0380af4b0a7593eacb2726fe0888…)

i love all joosts

No. 398575

File: 1715894743296.webp (80.3 KB, 1000x1000, 14c4b498e5129e1c728b9f51e8781b…)

he was such a cute kid bro…we have lost many years of youtube content as he has nuked those videos
i like this pic i think he is cute

No. 398577

File: 1715895350870.jpg (137.91 KB, 736x720, 2fd7c5c12529225b9befe99b1abbba…)

I love Joost but EWWW the chest hair
He looks very cute in picrel, very bf material. I thought of moving my sperging to the 3d husbando thread but im not sure I would call him my husbando just yet kek

No. 398647

does anyone have images of dj qualls in a state of relative undress? his nose is too weird looking for me but i’ve been dying of curiosity for some fucking reason.

No. 398697

File: 1715919044084.gif (9.78 MB, 540x500, 0bcc9070a21704c18551b6cc56ded4…)

Sorry to post him again, but the boxing scene in the first x-men movie was seriously my sexual awakening. I mourn the fact that he will never take my virginity whilst larping as wolverine.

No. 398702

Remember when everyone was saying they should cast Elliot Page or Daniel Radcliffe as the next wolverine

No. 398706

Whoever plays wolverine next should be chosen by how horny they make me in the outfit and i will let marvel and disney know this. Tifs need to stay in their fucking learn and not get involved in grown women's business.

No. 398712

File: 1715924894161.jpg (612.21 KB, 2400x1080, Screenshot_2024-05-17-00-43-28…)

Joostnonas…just look at him. I'd be down for a thread as I'd like yo sperg but what if he is proven to have done something shitty at esc(I don't think so but you never know)and I'd feel like an idiot kek. From the stuff I've watched though he seems like a decent moid

No. 398717

Do you have any links to videos where he’s talking a lot?

No. 398719

You can still find some older collab videos on different channels. Just search eenhoornjoost since that was his old channel name.

No. 398721

This is a really old one, only 18 years old here. So don't be to weird

No. 398722

He’s got that adderall stare.

No. 398723

This is an older interview where he talks a lot

No. 398724

File: 1715927924942.jpg (595.96 KB, 2400x1080, Screenshot_2024-05-17-00-41-24…)

That's what I'm doing in my weekend kek

No. 398726

Samefag this video is a pretty good summary of his life and his YouTube career and it kinda made me emotional in the end

No. 398730

File: 1715929746455.jpeg (23.94 KB, 554x554, 10.jpeg)

I think younger Joost was cute, so cute that he is conventionally attractive and doesn't fit this thread but current Joost is also hot as fuck. His goofiness is the salt and pepper of it. I like the mullet and all

No. 398735

i find him so ridiculously adorable in this video. check out 25:01 i can'tttttt

No. 398748

This is just pure, un-adulterated mental illness. Turning yourself into a ridiculous monster by growing ugly facial hair is equal to cutting your face with razor blades. He looks 45 years old now. What drives a man to do this? Does he hate himself or women who have to see him perform on stage? Was he molested so now he’s slowly committing social suicide? What he’s doing is completely against god and the nature of males. He’s ruined beyond salvation.
He looks like he belongs in gay porn. Something about the fashion choices seems sus. Anyway I would gladly watch this version get fisted. I bet his hole was pink

No. 398753

No, but I'm tickled that there's a dj qualls nona coming out of the woodwork after i mentioned it. Do you like Mackenzie Crook?

No. 398756

File: 1715944192211.jpeg (Spoiler Image,31.91 KB, 400x225, IMG_2207.jpeg)

Yesss. I like him even when he’s a walking corpse.

No. 398759

to answer all of those questions: he unironically has BPD. he even mentioned it in one of his songs.

No. 398770

File: 1715949836674.jpg (46.29 KB, 405x405, Tumblr_l_641340706664083.jpg)

His lawyer has said that he "pushed the camera away to remove it." So it seems that my suspicion that the "threatening gesture" he did was reaching out to cover the camera was right.

No. 398771

sorry, i don't, i remember seeing him in something and he looked extremely tall, and his voice sounded too normal/deep.

No. 398773

File: 1715950420538.jpg (374.12 KB, 1152x2048, Tumblr_l_641343178216697.jpg)

I thought he was ugly as sin when I saw that picture. Was pleasantly surprised to find out he's confusingly attractive without the stupid hipster get-up. He's only 26 so he could still look decent if he tried. Not the same as early 20s Joost ofc, but I'd like to see his face with a bit more definition from being in his mid 20s underneath the mustache and weight gain.

No. 398791

File: 1715959754738.jpg (128 KB, 720x724, IMG_20240517_182853.jpg)

In that case…

No. 398796

>This is a really old one, only 18 years old here. So don't be to weird
>He looks like he belongs in gay porn. Anyway I would gladly watch this version get fisted. I bet his hole was pink
Based nonna

No. 398797

I wish I lived in the alternative universe where 18-23yo Joost was a gay pornstar … Love a blond twink that actually has a cute face …

No. 398825

I want to beat him up and make him cry.

No. 398856

File: 1715975800954.png (94.42 KB, 382x359, shame.png)

kek I was going to post him too but feel slightly better seeing someone else post him somewhat recently. I had no strong feelings towards him but listened to an archived podcast episode recently and he comes across as pretty likable. He has nice skin and eyes. I hate myself for this btw don't worry

No. 398857

Do you not realise hollywood covets adult actors who can play children bc then they dont have to worry about child labour laws? This isnt about getting adult roles as adult men.

No. 398880

File: 1715989143300.jpg (236.51 KB, 1056x1473, FMmfRM5XEAEYsUu.jpg)

Conrad Veidt… He's so beautiful. Where did this subsect of moid disappear to, nonas?

No. 398881

I clicked on this from the front page expecting it to take me to the women I'd like to fuck thread or the butch thread…

No. 398882

I saw this and thought idubbz was going through a particularly tragic phase for a moment kek

No. 398884

Is this how I find out I'm a lesbian?

No. 398909

Looks so much like Gareth from The Office

No. 398910

File: 1716012967165.jpg (151.45 KB, 1024x768, gareth_stare_1024.jpg)

Pic for reference

No. 398924

My taste is so consistent because I was also obsessed with him for a couple months.

No. 398970

> Elliot Page
> the next wolverine

No. 399044

File: 1716072490952.gif (809.78 KB, 500x273, Steven Wilson.gif)

Something about him and his pretentious strain of autism just makes me want to go rabid, I can't take it anymore nonas.

No. 399045

not familiar with this guy but hes a qt. post more pics

No. 399051

File: 1716073957892.jpeg (394.88 KB, 828x957, IMG_2357.jpeg)

he’s gay but what a qt. love his ears

No. 399068

he’s gay? he was dating a woman in 2019. his biggest problem is looking too british imo

No. 399069

File: 1716078210278.webp (40.79 KB, 300x300, IMG_3827.webp)

he’s cute and i like his voice. i hope his eyes are not edited

No. 399071

Is this the guy who eats ice cream on yt?

No. 399074

Koreanosh, he makes videos about food from Korean convenience stores.

No. 399083

File: 1716080309207.jpg (43.12 KB, 800x948, 11-STEVEN WILSON BY HAJO MUELL…)

I recommend his music as well as his band's (Porcupine Tree), nona. Very cerebral and always creative. I love his voice, it's so calm and thoughtful. I think he's aging pretty well too.

No. 399094

Oh god I need a blond Nordic bpd bf right NOW

No. 399099

Love yourself.

No. 399130

File: 1716098488460.png (1.45 MB, 1051x1056, dfhfhhhh.png)

I already knew I had a thing for bi men, but jesus christ. Someone beat some sense into me

No. 399143

>i hope his eyes are not edited
his glasses' lenses probably make them bigger

No. 399145

File: 1716105917275.gif (8.66 MB, 540x300, tumblr_77e2e6e83a1caf1c1e6e4b0…)

this scene is going to live prominently in my head for the rest of my life
i, objectively, find him very ugly, yet i was severely endeared to him at the end of the show

No. 399156

File: 1716111260598.jpg (102.72 KB, 1179x1165, Tumblr_l_26520918823474.jpg)

I just watched it, I really didn't expect that level of homoeroticism. It was great, and the blond one was so cute to me (in the flashbacks at least).
He reminds me a lot of the guy who played Merlin kek.

No. 399163

File: 1716113107304.gif (9.77 MB, 540x450, tumblr_d7cd549c30e2ac550fa93b0…)

the guy who made it also did call me by your name and i hate the two leads but it also has some extremely sensual eroticism
the bit of zendaya making them kiss without them knowing has been a fantasy of mine for as long as i can remember - a mmf threesome where i direct them - so i can now just hold onto that forever and be satisfied without having to do it irl (i do not want to interact with men)

No. 399164

Questionable taste nonna…

No. 399167

File: 1716114469284.jpg (173.91 KB, 605x732, Untitled copy.jpg)

No. 399171

File: 1716114912429.jpeg (31.05 KB, 613x345, export_yrwqxgu6mkf-0f9582-0@1x…)

daddy?? sorry…

No. 399174

File: 1716115152710.jpg (129.46 KB, 664x960, 1000013207.jpg)

I know it's lecherous but I am THIRSTY for Charlotte's husband (sex and city). Why have a mirror over your bed when you can watch your mutton chops get smashed to bits by circumcised weiner in this man's gorgeous polished dome?

No. 399175

File: 1716115195416.jpg (108.13 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f…)


No. 399178

Who is it? I think he looks fine

I talk a lot about ugly male psyop here but tbh his face was cute and the sex scenes with him were portrayed really well, like I could believe he could get it… And he looked 10 years younger than Trey.

No. 399179


No. 399180

File: 1716117113301.jpg (391.57 KB, 1024x1280, 4x5-jpg-1--data.jpg)

Sparks brothers, but specifically Ron… They don't make autists like these anymore.

No. 399182

wish i had half of your vocabulary

No. 399197

Based. I love them.

No. 399219

File: 1716127524056.jpeg (22.8 KB, 440x440, OpgA0iv.jpeg)

is it not very obvious that his recent styling is an ironic caricature of an old-school european for eurovision? his song is as pro-europe and as y2k eurodance as it gets, so it's both very clear and on the nose.

if he has bpd, it seems relatively managed and it is not entirely surprising giving that he became an orphan at just thirteen years old.

joostice for joost!!!

No. 399223

File: 1716128002828.mp4 (204.88 KB, 736x600, Kw6oelcgtQIg8Yxe.mp4)

different anon, i had to wait for someone to mention him again to post this kek. cutie

No. 399224

I thought this was a Czech hunter clip… He needs a rape correction for his BPD

No. 399245

>moid-tier rape fetishization
reddit is that way

No. 399246

File: 1716136050567.png (2.81 MB, 1080x2400, GN67UxmXUAAJjh7.png)

as a bpd-chan, i find him good representation compared to this edgy schizo shit anon(s) keeps posting. we get it you hate moids but it's just not funny


No. 399247

File: 1716136476753.jpg (180.95 KB, 950x1188, GNzgSPrWUAA2_dW.jpg)

my favourite babushka

No. 399248

We need a Joost containment thread already he looks really cute here tho

No. 399249

File: 1716136813350.jpg (128.5 KB, 735x809, 742205d27b5172652ff12027e4dd4f…)

Another joostfag reporting … I was so surprised there was a confusingly cute face under that ironic hipster outfit, but now I see the real joost. I wonder if he'll go back to dressing normally now that the Europapa thing went up in flames

No. 399251

No. 399252

File: 1716137312728.jpg (316.88 KB, 1030x580, Joost-Klein-1-1030x580.jpg)

would any other joostnona be up to make it? i'd like to post all those tiktoks i've found of him being silly but idk how to name it and what pic to put

No. 399254

I second a joost containment thread. We've been clogging up this one for the last few days, it's basically a joost appreciation thread at this point.

No. 399255

threadpic should be one of those glitter picmix ones pls

No. 399258

here you go joostnonas. nothing too fancy though

No. 399261

Thank you for your service nonny

No. 399282

File: 1716143277951.jpg (69.13 KB, 564x820, viktor tsoi 7.jpg)

Viktor is so cute, I can't even.

No. 399305

Oh I love him, I think the way he goes barefoot on stage during concerts so that he has better control over guitar pedals is such an endearing autist trait

No. 399353

File: 1716158984838.jpg (64.99 KB, 566x850, Steven-Wilson-4782942.jpg)

Yessss, glad there are some nonas in the thread who see what I'm seeing. I don't see many people ever talking about him.

No. 399354

ew nasty autist cheesey feet imagine the smell

No. 399355


No. 399368

File: 1716161147553.mp4 (15.68 MB, 572x948, Screen_Recording_20240520_0216…)

This British basketball player who lives in Germany and makes skits about the culture and language. He's so goofy and cute to me.

No. 399369

Naw, this isn’t unconventional. He’s a cutie

No. 399377

File: 1716163047399.jpg (42.34 KB, 700x700, 42415-3-5d8d329851f72.jpg)

Ayrt, you're sure? He's a bit of a thumb head and has that British look to him.

No. 399402

File: 1716172551668.png (208.95 KB, 512x288, unnamed.png)

I was rewatching Last House on the Left and thought this guy was hot kek. I was happy when he got his hands tied behind his back at the end of the movie I wish the actor was better so that his screaming was more realistic, but I can appreciate the low budget campiness too

No. 399418

File: 1716180496586.gif (1.13 MB, 500x450, 1db685c57820ab47daa1bd9c25591d…)

the only redhead male i'd let do whatever he wanted to me
josh homme btw

No. 399420

agree. with how much he sings about it, you know that he'd eat it like he was starving to death.

No. 399421

agreed, i met him at a show a few years ago and he had his kids with him, he's ridiculously tall in person

No. 399423

hes so fucking sexy i cant stand it. even in his older age like now he still puts on a show and feels like a rockstar with a big dick who knows how to satisfy you in bed

No. 399432

File: 1716191218520.jpeg (113.89 KB, 1022x1022, IMG_0212.jpeg)

Yes, and also…(season 1-2 specifically) in character too

No. 399449

File: 1716203220402.jpg (94.71 KB, 744x1116, 1000013231.jpg)

He's gay and I respect it but I just wish I could turn him?? He reminds me of an alien from outer-space larping as a real human being. Like, am I wrong, or does that sound kinda hot?? I may not conquer space but surely I can get this gay man to throw me a bone and let me suckle??

No. 399456

File: 1716206675693.jpg (89.91 KB, 633x844, IMG_3324.jpg)

Ivan Zakharov… He's so beautiful and I love his nose.

No. 399459

He's always looked exactly the same yet entirely different in every pic. Very good character actor.

No. 399460

File: 1716209376226.jpeg (32.07 KB, 284x410, sergey.jpeg)

Don't know what's possessing him to wear eyeliner everywhere this year but still would the Google co-founder

No. 399463

Is this Sheldon Cooper??

No. 399466

Yes, I can't explain it??

No. 399513

File: 1716233647251.png (1.19 MB, 1810x1047, cesare borgia.png)

I need him oh my god I need him

No. 399535

Nona I feel bad for banishing you here, he is actually kind of hot

No. 399549

at least his outfit is cool i guess. nice shoes.

No. 399550

File: 1716247818347.png (484.75 KB, 553x854, Captura de tela 2024-05-20 202…)

True, he looked adorable in the early seasons. Also, thighs.

No. 399591

nta only from one angle kek

No. 399631

File: 1716270698319.webp (125.43 KB, 570x861, 96E9DADD-E001-418E-B6B5-42B7C9…)

Young Trent Reznor

No. 399633

Delicious. Perfect taste.

No. 399707

can't help but see lurch from tuna's thread. all he needs is a pair of wraparound sunglasses.

No. 399819

Kek stop ruining him

No. 399919

File: 1716387949562.jpeg (350.64 KB, 2048x2048, Per_Yngve_Ohlin-2134646676.jpe…)

Dead from Mayhem

No. 399924

File: 1716389169005.jpg (41.71 KB, 640x640, hkybjiv6hga91.jpg)

I agree, nonna, he was so cute. Not even sad he killed himself cause he seemed to not enjoy life very much. He wouldn't age well anyways.

No. 399927

File: 1716389567549.jpg (530.32 KB, 1080x1078, Screenshot_20240522-153236.jpg)

It was best that he died a beautiful death at 22, so we can always remember him with his lovely long hair rather than as a balding beer bellied dad

No. 399932

File: 1716390981101.png (1.78 MB, 1170x886, IMG_2431.png)

Gerry Beckley, I’m plagued by my taste in men because they no longer exist and most men are fugly now.

No. 399937

Genuinely a deeply disturbed and mentally ill guy, the type you'd expect to go down the road of harming others. Such a waste of a cute face.

No. 399956

He actually looks like a more attractive Dylan Klebold imo. At least he only killed himself rather than other people.

No. 399958

Perfect execution, nonna. Lol.
I think he looked cute when he was younger. During the show he looked in some angles cute and in others haggard.

No. 399959

Ah yes, the ginger elvis, kek. He has a massive dad bod now, sadly.

No. 399962

File: 1716403158023.jpg (108.67 KB, 709x836, Unbenannt.JPG)

Same, nonna.
Sorry, I had to. Blame it on Tuna and Lurch.

No. 399976

The clothes they had him wearing looked so good ugh why don’t scrotes dress like this anymore. And if they do it’s poser Rick owens faggots

No. 399998

File: 1716413371473.png (1.22 MB, 1109x988, cesare borgia 2.png)

he is looking down on my sinful ass

No. 399999

No. 400025

File: 1716418476025.jpg (66.23 KB, 1199x674, 50425971_605.jpg)

I remember when he was everywhere in the news in 2013 and I had the biggest crush on him. He can blow my whistle anytime.

No. 400031

Kek that hair. He looks like just some guy.

No. 400034

You don't get it, nonna, he has epic hacker swag

No. 400039

he reminds me of Robert Pattinson in that pic

No. 400041

I feel like he has an objectively delicate and beautiful face/features. If he took off the nerd glasses I think he'd even be conventional

No. 400058

And if he washed his greasy hair kek

No. 400060

Thats the same cut most lesbians I know have

No. 400081

File: 1716437325531.jpg (74.87 KB, 1200x900, jeff-probst-lead.jpg)

No. 400145

File: 1716461767485.jpg (460.93 KB, 1200x1808, MV5BZjEwZmIyZjQtZDc2MS00MzdiLT…)

he's so cute

No. 400158

File: 1716472071788.jpg (444.19 KB, 1014x1228, Screenshot_20240520_233242_Goo…)

it's inconceivable how wet this little guy makes me

No. 400159

File: 1716472134633.jpg (41.84 KB, 735x859, f18e405b3f363abd401931b1672573…)

Young jerma was something

No. 400160

No. 400162

Worst post on this site hands down even considering kirbyanon’s mating cycle cloaca post

No. 400164

what IS that

No. 400167

literally inconceivable

No. 400179

File: 1716480428964.jpg (3.89 MB, 5028x2828, harlan ellison.jpg)

I need to ride him while pointing a gun to his head. Kinda feel like the freak would enjoy it though, so ig I'd just ghost him after a one night stand.

I stand with you. I'm actually surprised I dont see him more often in these threads, incredibly mid looking guy with glasses but with 'hacker swag'.

No. 400192

would be cute with hair.

No. 400273

File: 1716504197878.jpg (237.91 KB, 804x890, kqH43i8Wud3hE5jqY3wGjGr5LY2XKA…)

I recently watched Don't Look Now and came to a shocking realization that Donald Sutherland was once young(ish), I need to watch movies where he's younger now. He's so quaint. If he was my teacher or something I would probably secretly fall in love with him.

No. 400277

Super based.

No. 400279

He really is cute. The glasses suit him.

No. 400308

holy shit, if this is what white man poverty trauma looks like then I would like it in my pussy thrusting at maximum speed and capacity

No. 400357

Oh my god nona, I was obsessed with him for so long. My ideal type in every way… Gorgeous (in a weird way) and tall and intelligent and talented. Swoon.

No. 400379

He's still around

No. 400496

His voice is so calming wtf
I'd listen to him talk for hours

No. 400543

File: 1716596046545.jpg (78.67 KB, 1280x720, david spade sierra.jpg)

I've always found David Spade cute and I like his Sierra commercials because it looks like he's having a good time. No shame.

No. 400567

File: 1716599225447.png (969.12 KB, 757x755, igor.png)

>inb4 'which one'

No. 400619

File: 1716611023379.jpg (79.4 KB, 800x1064, 953807-800w.jpg)

No. 400626

File: 1716619788991.jpg (51.17 KB, 368x756, Egg5VxwUMAIv8FEi.jpg)

Mickey Finn of T. Rex. One of the most attractive men I've ever seen… I love his nose.

No. 400850

File: 1716660656864.png (880.17 KB, 754x783, Screenshot_20240525-140555.png)

I'm ashamed to have immediately recognized him. Idk he's unconventional, but he worked to be attractive, unlike every other Slavic moid.
My only friend who watches trash TV apparently doesn't thirst over nazis, but Igor is just a troll and I love it.
Also I kek'd when they explained that Nikki renamed him, like a puppy.

No. 400954

File: 1716702944183.webp (173.65 KB, 1226x1839, GettyImages-1388129339-2.png)

hunter schafer. i have a thing for feminine men with long hair, its such a shame hunter trooned out though. my ex looked so much like him, complete with very long hair

No. 400957

I'm with you nonna, I can't admit this attraction elsewhere because I'd just be called a troon chaser, but Hunter really could've been so cute and ngl, femininity brings out his better features, like how he fills out his eyebrows and does flattering makeup for his heavy browbone/hooded eyes. It's a pity it takes troonism to make men learn to care for their appearance.

No. 400961

File: 1716707935484.jpg (217.61 KB, 900x900, unnamed.jpg)

i would have fucked him when he was alive. not joking

No. 400962

Worst taste yet

No. 400964

Holiest taste yet

No. 400965

File: 1716711380655.jpg (32.32 KB, 369x353, GFcaipJWkAA2TCt.jpg)

No. 400966

I love this thread so much

No. 400970

File: 1716715237100.jpg (8.58 KB, 183x275, terry.jpg)

he was so cute when he was younger, i get you nonna

No. 400972

i respect it

No. 400974

File: 1716720053056.jpg (48.11 KB, 401x1024, gettyimages-85861292-1024x1024…)

Peak male performance

No. 400978

He was a good looking guy and he actually looked really good for his age whilst living at his parent’s house. He still looked good homeless tbh but just looked a bit dirty. I’d have dated him

No. 401002

Kek yeah, he doesn't give a fuck what he says and I love it.

No. 401032

File: 1716738237121.png (852.94 KB, 1500x976, Capture d'écran 2024-05-25 234…)

very studious

No. 401063

File: 1716747249613.jpg (16.02 KB, 218x280, sethrogan.jpg)

He's the exact sort of clown I find attractive. I dated this one guy who reminded me of him but had to break it off because he was awful in bed

No. 401065


No. 401066

So are soyjaks erotic to you or what? Their gaping mouths could pass as your husbando's orgasm face.

No. 401074

unfortunately yes I always seem to find this kind of soyfaced man attractive

No. 401076

I don’t believe in kicking people when they’re down, I just hope you get better soon. Are your hormones ok? Not even trying to be mean I just think it’s common for women with low t to be into pathetic uggos

No. 401084

File: 1716754377101.jpg (63.53 KB, 736x1016, 447f4525e781272f22e7ffd8864c11…)

Why they all go bald

No. 401085

he's cute, i like him much more than the 2011 one

No. 401088

File: 1716755576986.jpg (138.44 KB, 494x750, tumblr_nw90bhmPEq1tl50ofo1_500…)

i always thought he was really attractive in NBK shit hairline and all

No. 401089

File: 1716755759930.jpeg (26.94 KB, 313x480, ZueqU2K.jpeg)

No. 401090

File: 1716755787824.jpg (54.88 KB, 565x600, z31n65i8f8841.jpg)

No. 401096

lmao I'm actually in really good shape, I just have bad taste in men. tbf I like more types than just soyjaks but I have a real soft spot for them

No. 401111

File: 1716759758634.png (2.03 MB, 1080x1350, c2mltep5xm7b1.png)

i wont lie i still think hes sexy. he looks better than a lot of aging rockstars

No. 401112

No. 401118

File: 1716761343244.jpg (57.22 KB, 664x1024, 4901814d41a52991be0584f26b9c56…)

they ruined him with a beard in season 2
i'm seething

No. 401119

He looked so much better before he got roided.

No. 401124

i know he's gay and will never come out

No. 401128

File: 1716765890095.jpeg (91.83 KB, 564x800, E146F98A-FD6E-4D35-8487-15C090…)

Anatomy of a Fall lawyer 100%

No. 401153

He kinda reminds me of the guy from YIIK. Maybe you should play it nonny

No. 401156

File: 1716773051335.jpg (72.82 KB, 735x964, GOZ7_hVbsAAwxRr.jpg)

Tasteful nona… He's very catlike.

No. 401169

You all say this but never follow up. Where is the evidence aside from his horrible poetry

No. 401173

File: 1716776362238.png (630.6 KB, 585x593, 1000018335.png)

He was cuter and more stupid looking when he had brown hair. God I love when men look like retarded inbreds

No. 401201

Imagine trying to gatekeep on an unconventional attractions thread.

No. 401205

>constantly whines about how women "can't keep up with him"
>has been publicly asexual and not in a relationship for decades
>has lived only with other men whenever he wasn't living alone
let's be real, the tinfoil is valid, but it's plausible he's just a gigantic autist or maybe he has a microdick and he's ashamed of it

No. 401206

File: 1716782379033.jpg (47.52 KB, 630x629, GNTluuqbkAAaJxa.jpg)

Yes, very elven looking…

No. 401233

He has absolutely no chill. I know a guy like this in real life. He shuts down women who approach him immediately. There's literally no way to get to know him if he senses that you're attracted to him.

No. 401234

Oh yeah he’s cute. I don’t typically fancy old scrotes either.

No. 401235

i kek’ed so hard nonielita.

No. 401236

it's fucking bizarre. and i'm actually like him, but i hate men in general and it's normal for women to choose to be single, it's very weird to see a supposed straight man completely shun all women for seemingly no reason other than "she can't keep up with me". i'm just gonna keep assuming he has a microdick and can't let it be out in the world that his cock is 1 inch.

No. 401238

File: 1716798719198.jpg (102.49 KB, 465x465, 00sprks76_465_465_int.jpg)

I prefer his brother

No. 401239

Microdick energy but if he had conservative and or abusive parents he might just be closeted. He has said though if he were gay he'd see no reason to be ashamed of it so former seems more on par.

No. 401240

Hes probably super fucking annoying to be around kek

No. 401241

He thinks he's very smart but it's kind of endearing in a way, though if I had to be around that all the time I can see it would get really annoying very fast

No. 401242

Would you like to post one single picture of him ever looking good?

No. 401243

endearing in videos where he's not interacting with you maybe. i saw a clip of him going into a record store and quite literally barging over to a group of 20-somethings (him being like 50 in the clip) to snottily berate them for being hipsters and fake or something, it was actually embarrassing

No. 401245

I think he's chronically constipated

No. 401246

oh god anon you found it. i rarely get second-hand embarrassment but god it was painful. what is he doing???

No. 401248

he is literally autistic. You can't really hold autistic people responsible for their actions

No. 401253

File: 1716810852804.gif (1.25 MB, 220x165, u-wot-m8-sparks.gif)

Valid, they are both cuties. I just love Ron's whole shtick.

No. 401257

Serious mental illness

No. 401267

He's a true and honest ;££t haxxxor

No. 401286

File: 1716825018461.jpg (51.17 KB, 564x846, arin-hanson-from-game-grumps-t…)

Was told to come here with my jdm faggotry.

No. 401287

File: 1716826061968.mp4 (682.24 KB, 720x1280, 1000054574.mp4)

I'm the anon that told you to come here and I'm glad you did because I actually find him very attractive kek. He's just not a fit for the other thread.

No. 401288

File: 1716826137976.jpg (62.68 KB, 603x960, 04707c3893fe77556192d8578bad48…)

That's so weird, he's 100% conventionally attractive in my opinion. Is it because he's old and not a bishie?

No. 401289

SA don't wanna have to wait ten minutes to delete and repost. Also bc he's kinda bald? lol
I think he's not gonna go full male pattern baldness though, those last few strands are holding on firmly.

No. 401296

For sure his age, anons hate that and I don't blame. Other than that I so agree that he is conventionally attractive. Hopefully he's got a couple of good years left in before it goes kek.

No. 401297

Because he’s 50 years old with a massive nose, deepset wrinkles, melting bug eyes and butthole lips sprouting out of a facepube forest. His sperm is dust and all of his offspring are guaranteed to have Down syndrome. You’ve got to have literal brain damage to think he’s conventional.

No. 401301

I'm genuinely curious, who's your unconventional scrote?

No. 401303

I don't even care about that guy but you have issues

No. 401316

Calm down lol

No. 401333

File: 1716834694659.png (403.64 KB, 600x600, 755.png)

No. 401336

No. 401343

Just because you were cooked on Lolcow doesn't mean you were wrong

No. 401348

You guys literally post walking deformities itt all the time but he's what gets you mad?

No. 401352

i think it's moreso because some anons try to insist that he's conventional while the others are at least aware that their goblins are ugly

No. 401356

The nonnas with the worst taste are the most aggressive ones.

No. 401398

nona just take it. just accept it. post here free of judgment unless you try to psyop people into thinking an old man is conventionally attractive. that thread is reserved for adonises.

No. 401399

Hell, even conventionally attractive young men get roasted in the other thread for not being an anon's type. If it's not Alain Delon, River Phoenix, or 90s James Spader, then the safest bet is just posting here

No. 401411

Let's get back on tracks anons, post your scrotes.

No. 401415

New Isaac mental breakdown dropped

No. 401446

He looked better with longer hair and when he didn’t act like such an obviously insufferable attention whore

No. 401448

FINALLY somebody said it.

No. 401464

File: 1716880160431.jpg (17.49 KB, 235x422, f1d618a3140d6b9454fabc957831bd…)

I have around 85 different screen shots of him saved onto a pinterest board now.

No. 401465

File: 1716881042328.gif (2.34 MB, 800x434, 1000014653.gif)

never liked RDJ but wow he used to look like that?!

No. 401490

File: 1716902757443.png (1.15 MB, 990x640, tchatcherite.png)

I want to degrade and ruin this random tory monarchist politician (Jacob Rees-Mogg) so bad. He comes across as extremely punchable and smug, how wonderful. I like to imagine him having a secret submissive side he can't fully repress when he's too aroused

A million times yes. He is solely responsible for my love of sideburns

Yes! He's perfect

No. 401492

Walter from the Beano irl

No. 401519

I've seen a few TV appearances, and I've never seen a more bullyable nerd in England.

No. 401533

Nonna, he always acted like an insufferable attention whore what do you mean?

No. 401547

File: 1716923641224.jpg (66.62 KB, 1024x537, Jacobs-Ladder_08112019-1024x53…)

Oh my god nona this has always been my secret shameful crush too kek. I want to make him crawl on all fours for me

No. 401621

If more muscular men decided to model themselves after wolverine i wouldn't hate moids so much. Irritated that the trend is ugly ungroomed patchy beards and dirty mostouches. Plus it's out of the way.

No. 401668

File: 1716957789719.gif (1.91 MB, 268x255, tumblr_ot7e36vSZv1v5zaklo2_400…)

he's literally my reason to wake up in the morning at this point

No. 401685

Which anon bullied you out of posting him in the conventional attractions thread? He looks pretty.

No. 401687

File: 1716967012933.jpg (Spoiler Image,14.82 KB, 360x270, 1716774408904.jpg)

one of them was probably me. i'm sorry but he looks exactly like picrel. eyes just glued together

No. 401692

just accept he's hot

No. 401693

Oh my god he looks like younger version of my English teacher I was in love with him

No. 401714

Ntayrt but he has 0 sex appeal. Looks like a butchier Timothy Chalamet.

No. 401715

your loss

No. 401744

File: 1716997996716.jpg (75.4 KB, 708x1000, sputnik-908899-preview.jpg)

nonnas i'm going to hell aren't i

No. 401745

File: 1716998082737.jpg (24.86 KB, 400x400, QY_GOnO0_400x400.jpg)

10/10 would manipulate this man

No. 401768

Why is he betting his eyelashes like the animations of looney toons characters

No. 401794

File: 1717010560606.jpg (109.96 KB, 690x919, tumblr_f922f773572adbcbee88f6d…)

i had a dream we fucked and it was romantic and wonderful. sigh.

No. 401810

He cute. Who dis?

No. 401811

Probably just what the gay predatory director told him to do

No. 401825

File: 1717018052661.gif (8.55 MB, 540x506, 1000025099.gif)

newly single and back on my joe keery bullshit

No. 401829

File: 1717018661406.jpg (208.37 KB, 735x1130, Anthrax.jpg)

I love them all, especially Frank Bello.

No. 401999

File: 1717091947925.jpeg (123.84 KB, 735x903, IMG_3636.jpeg)

Just heard his voice for the first time in a while, forgot how cute he is

No. 402035

File: 1717100273968.png (693.12 KB, 640x1518, 7qjtkkn4ocs81.png)

omg nona lets simp old bladee together

No. 402129

File: 1717126140872.gif (2.55 MB, 500x278, HIROY.gif)

It's been a while. Howdy.

No. 402131

Have you guys watched the Sparks doc? (Fucking hated listening to the fans [including Edgar Wright] go on about them.)

No. 402175

File: 1717141391664.jpg (121.58 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f…)

Yep, it was a little excessive, but they were cute to watch and listen to. It's nice finding some girlies who appreciate them. I've been watching old interviews and Ron is just hilarious. He called himself emotionally retarded in one of them. I love Russell's outfit in picrel

No. 402184

Oh my god. Roy nonna, I missed you

No. 402245

File: 1717179730654.png (902.5 KB, 1134x512, Screenshot 2024-05-31 at 11.21…)

I'm going to add his son to this. He's better looking but don't think he belongs in the other thread kek

No. 402324

File: 1717206050554.gif (2.97 MB, 540x304, marathonman2.gif)

I remember the first time I listened to "Hello Young Lovers" (I thought they were some young indie band at the time, kek) specifically "Perfume". I flipped out because my name was mentioned in it. I recently bought a small sample of the perfume they linked with my name. It reeks to high heaven, LOL

Awww, stawp it, you. Reveal your husbando to me so that I may nickname you.

No. 402355

Don't you dare refer to Mr. House as some "cute little nerd", Rene Auberjonois' voice did him more justice than this guy ever would

No. 402357

File: 1717221968170.jpg (67.14 KB, 407x547, 1717207420629.jpg)

He looks so sweet and dreamy. And those arm veins are giving me immoral thoughts.

No. 402364

File: 1717227964978.jpeg (317.65 KB, 1333x2000, 1DD2627D-77FD-461F-8E16-3D3B6E…)

I miss him so bad

No. 402366

Me too nona

No. 402374

File: 1717233823876.jpg (58.4 KB, 600x750, 266777-20130621-todd-rundgren.…)

I wonder if the Roger Waters nonas would like him. Glorious horse faces…

No. 402383

File: 1717237316654.png (964.48 KB, 640x948, IMG_6845.png)

Hahahahah me and my brother are obsessed with Todd. He was so cute and funny with the most amazing voice ugh god love him

No. 402399

So spooky how often I dream about something and then wake up and immediately see it on lolcor but I had a dream about meeting him in a record store last night

No. 402400

File: 1717245030505.png (731.15 KB, 743x564, IMG_2739.png)

I am very retarded for Sam Raimi lol

No. 402408

File: 1717250993486.jpg (27.39 KB, 555x318, jonasbjerr_555.jpg)

Aww he reminds me a little of Jonas Bjerre from Mew in this picture.
Ooh, psychic nona… I'm jealous.

No. 402410

im sorry but just. no.

No. 402465

File: 1717265158956.jpg (143.63 KB, 1000x635, GettyImages-72291000.jpg)

he makes me wish i was a guitar

No. 402476

Oh my god same. I was super obsessed with him back in high school.

No. 402478

File: 1717270358741.jpg (35.37 KB, 524x650, Dagobert-I-by-Emile-Signol.jpg)

King Dagobert 1, king of the Franks who died over a thousand years ago

Let's make necromancy cool again

No. 402542

I support you nona, he is beautiful.

No. 402563

nona you must not be aware of the reviewbrah simp army that exists on this site. or at least it existed once. i haven't actually seen many brahposters in a while

No. 402574

How old are some of you. Who the fuck is still obsessed with buckethead

No. 402583

what… ? that isn't house. refrain from posting while drunk

No. 402587

im in my 20s, I just randomly remembered a song of his and it made me think of him

No. 402601


No. 402606

File: 1717295989909.jpeg (57.54 KB, 563x1000, BFEE1F3C-D578-4497-B8F0-CC7677…)

On god that’s one of my favorite pics of him.
I want to force myself on shota Bladey so bad.
<Don’t ban me mods hes 18 here>

No. 402607

File: 1717296021345.gif (450.94 KB, 270x243, 9237D067-C0E4-4EF1-8BAF-6E9116…)

I wanna rape him so bad

No. 402608


No. 402655

File: 1717307469033.jpeg (71.46 KB, 770x773, e38c2a882ab4f2b234fda0909a3a15…)

He's perfect. Don't ban me either, I'm pretty sure he's of age here.

No. 402656

File: 1717307495801.jpg (47.81 KB, 770x788, EroMwFtW8AIgGZa.jpg)

No. 402663

File: 1717310637293.jpg (81.59 KB, 656x900, GettyImages-105860302-16018482…)

I'm now becoming attracted to a young Jamie Kennedy and I'm not sure why

No. 402664

Every autistic girl does this online

No. 402666

A few months ago anons in the stupid questions thread were theorizing about his dick size. Good times

No. 402671

He really is. I wish I could hold his face.

No. 402686

File: 1717321887299.jpg (70.55 KB, 828x1010, b495a07fa61d482a12449ad8db2185…)

he was just.. you know.. so cute
my heart aches everyday that he got old

No. 402687

File: 1717321936676.webp (123.03 KB, 1400x1400, saditdx5jxhpi1lgip2x.webp)

yknow wat i mean (ignore the ugly goblin next to him)

No. 402688

File: 1717321985127.webp (39.65 KB, 770x770, 7ab52c0ff9667a84711e8e1b318be3…)

sharp elven features

No. 402689

nona you jumpscared me i thought that was a picture of me KEK

No. 402690

you sound hot

No. 402691

No. 402693

File: 1717324777611.jpeg (35.34 KB, 381x500, d8ed68476d42edd815fcfa249e402b…)

He was cute when he was skinny and had the emo madara hair. I hate his current look.

No. 402697

twinkdeath is real

No. 402705

I thought he was a girl first looking at his pics, he's so pretty I'm crying

No. 402719

Why’s he so fucking cute nonas T.T(no emojis)

No. 402720

GOD I love his big head and massive reindeer-ball-grabbing sámi hands

No. 402722

File: 1717338607674.png (339.53 KB, 720x510, 2FAD736D-8939-462C-999D-20CF13…)

Why is his nose so big and fucking cute

No. 402724

File: 1717338776578.jpg (183.3 KB, 630x929, tumblr_40eb3fbae04bfa9664b24fb…)

because hes a scarecrow
his nose is for crows to sit on
be scared ok!!!!

No. 402725

File: 1717338855625.gif (1.81 MB, 292x320, 382B460E-1BED-41F4-B906-0730D4…)

In a parallel universe he’s my reindeer herder husbando and we live together in a small cottage in Sápmi.

No. 402726

File: 1717339217954.jpeg (49.66 KB, 415x960, B64505EF-65AD-4770-BF43-50AC9F…)

Rare happy Bladey. He’s so fucking cute when he smiles omg. Brush your teeth my big nosed goblin.

No. 402727

Imagine his nose tickling your clit as he fucks you with his tongue

No. 402728

File: 1717339468073.jpg (82.46 KB, 750x732, a591a92d1bf4032900d50c343657fd…)

cute hapey bladey

No. 402730

File: 1717339813435.jpg (171.77 KB, 1200x750, bladee-1200x750.jpg)

hes so old and ugly now……. sigh………

No. 402731

All is not lost quite. Just give me a razor and a pair of scissors. I can fix him.

No. 402732

File: 1717340041285.webp (336.38 KB, 1786x2500, _I2A1410.webp)

he got fat too. he needs to lose weight.
I like the long hair though. Very elven.

No. 402733

His face is looking a bit chubby

No. 402742

File: 1717342142401.jpeg (441.47 KB, 750x814, IMG_1060.jpeg)

Don’t care about his politics, don’t care about watermelons, don’t care about socialism, don’t care about his fat ethot fans, don’t care about his ugly thirst traps he does for his faggot fans, I just need his retarded

No. 402743

File: 1717342199095.jpeg (79.74 KB, 241x406, IMG_1061.jpeg)

Just stop talking period and he would have so much more appeal

No. 402757

All of his other spergery aside, him dressing like an autistic tif is probably the biggest turn off

No. 402761

File: 1717346531803.jpeg (96.01 KB, 722x943, F9284E93-C98C-43BA-B47D-9B9396…)

I wish he was my boyfriend
I wish he was my boyfriend
I’d love him till the very end
But instead he is just a friend
I wish he was my boyfriend

No. 402764

File: 1717346949021.jpeg (61.73 KB, 588x798, 27D7A73B-F446-494D-9CE8-BAD435…)

Unf daddy Adolph. Lemme sit on your lap.(baiting)

No. 402766

File: 1717347446487.jpeg (813.25 KB, 750x1201, IMG_1063.jpeg)

I find it goofy and kind of cute when he dresses like shit. It almost feels he does it on purpose it makes it feel like he does have a silly personality behind is ((serious business)) persona

No. 402767

Ewww he probably has a bunch of STDs for visiting brothels and dating prostitutes.

No. 402768

I hope you’re a woman, pls be a woman so I can thirst along with you

No. 402769

Stay out and stfu

No. 402772

how is that anon wrong? did you not know he does that or..

No. 402774

truth hurts sis

No. 402775

That's true of most men.

No. 402777

God I'm so happy he cut his hair again hıs long hair made me gag so much.

No. 402779

He looks skinny in his recent music videos

(we need a bladee thread should I make it on /m/ ?)

No. 402780

Ofc I’m a woman nona. Scrotes can go die.

No. 402781

does it really matter if you’re never going to meet them or have sex with them? no. this is the unconventional male attraction thread so stop shitting it up by derailing

No. 402786

I'll never see a concert of young bladee and it kills me everyday

No. 402788

Nonnie please make a bladee thread I will cry

No. 402790

OK you pick the thread pic

No. 402791

File: 1717350488612.png (491.68 KB, 603x457, IMG_6894.png)


No. 402792

File: 1717350551218.jpg (57.09 KB, 736x720, -3.jpg)

I nominate this

No. 402793

would rape

No. 402798

sg thread then?

No. 402799

No. 402808

File: 1717354534451.jpeg (90.18 KB, 532x398, IMG_6899.jpeg)

Right nona??? I’d rape him so hard fuck he was such a pale weakling… also I love his dress sense he dressed so fucking good… there’s something about camo pants and boots that make me so fucking horny

No. 402809

Sometimes I get concerned about you nonnas…

No. 402810

File: 1717355782411.jpg (110.86 KB, 639x960, ead17ce2cce862c8bdcc87232cb784…)

No. 402826

That's a guy? I thought it was the momo mask (I was scrolling too fast)

No. 402827

The thread is unconventional attractions…
>Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

No. 402833

He is a tranny, so he's trying to pass as a woman

No. 402837

Automatic 0/10. Sigh, males just can't be gnc without having a sissy fetish and wanting to be emasculated.

No. 402862

those aren't camo pants. cargo pants maybe

No. 402873

File: 1717370198201.jpeg (126.75 KB, 634x839, IMG_1075.jpeg)

I would fuck this man so hard it’s not even funny

No. 402878

t. Elizabeth Holmes

No. 402881

File: 1717370970409.png (5.8 MB, 2048x1536, IMG_6906.png)

Sorry to clarify I meant his pants in the previous pic I posted. Anyway I like his style regardless

No. 402884

Tasteful and wise nona

No. 402887

Most of the guys posted here aren't unconventional, they're straightforwardly attractive.

No. 402891

File: 1717373205580.jpg (12.72 KB, 220x258, Dylann_Roof_mugshot.jpg)

I hope Dylan isn't on your list when you say this

No. 402893

need him….

No. 402895

Who actually looks good on their mugshot though

No. 402896

he looks decent except for the doofus haircut

No. 402901

No. 402903

he’s ugly as fuck and unsalvageable anon I’m sorry i just can’t see it, it’s honestly to the point where i rather simp over hitler than him. he would be based if he only went after black men though, glad his sorry ass is in prison and awaiting the death penalty kek(racebait)

No. 402906

I'd sooner choose Adam over him

No. 402912

Wha? That is Mr. House, nonna, get your eyes checked.

No. 402913

Why's he cosplaying Nick Cage's character from Raising Arizona

No. 402921

File: 1717382020542.jpeg (725.79 KB, 750x1084, IMG_1084.jpeg)


No. 402922

I’ve had crushes on school shooters before but even for a criminal he’s very ugly.

No. 402952

>post an actual unconventional attraction
>hurr durr he’s ugly and a bad person why are you attracted to him
That’s the point of the thread sweetie

No. 402962

well i mean they're only saying that since there's this one anon who keeps insisting that every guy posted here is actually conventional

No. 403044

Kek nona I do care about socialism and watermelons but hate his leftbro misogyny and the brothel antics others already mentioned, however I still find him physically really attractive. I want to be free
Yes! His shitty style and awkwardness is kinda endearing

No. 403108

File: 1717428402473.jpeg (246.4 KB, 750x750, 7882E96B-887C-47D7-81D7-A04187…)

No. 403334

File: 1717486416432.webp (47.14 KB, 750x1000, F8BBCDBE-2DBE-483E-A6B6-4A39C0…)

Lil B before he got fat

No. 403446

File: 1717522471549.gif (6.75 MB, 540x400, tumblr_654908d12238af4d36cd4f8…)

I really want to fucking pinch Kalle Rovanperä's cheeks so badly..

No. 403516

oh god I love Finn-ugric moids

No. 403541

File: 1717554252483.jpeg (185.47 KB, 1200x1271, IMG_5009.jpeg)

People are calling him autistic but I think he’s cute…

No. 403556

These things can both be true nona

No. 403562

dios mio

No. 403691

Why? They're autistic, immature, annoying as fuck manchildren and imageboard/porn addicts.

t. Finnish nona

No. 403696

The zoomies/millennials yes. But so are men in every country pretty much. Finns are just more terminally online than other nationalities.

No. 403717

nta but they're good looking and speak sexy orc languages

No. 403718

sexy orc languages…

No. 403722

>they’re good looking
Swedish men are much better looking
>sexy orc language
Finnish sounds goofy as fuck
But different strokes etc

No. 403744

Mr House was cute, if he had an actual working body he would have been perfect

No. 403761

File: 1717621122633.jpeg (312.83 KB, 750x948, IMG_2024.jpeg)

Looks like that nona is right, Finland is a land of coomers and paypigs. Yuck.

No. 403797

Well there goes my dream of having a Finnish husbando…

No. 403803

File: 1717631626828.jpeg (345.26 KB, 483x772, IMG_1137.jpeg)

Ikr like look at his busted up fit, he looks so fucking stupid and dorky it’s kind of cute

No. 403805

Genuine question: are most finns terminally online weirdos? All imageboards are overflowing with them even though there's like 5 million of them on earth!

No. 403807

It’s a weird quirky pretty antisocial introverted culture in general in a country that is cold and depressing for much of the year and only encourages socializing and sex having while heavily drunk. I think most Finns are genuinely innately autistic to a certain degree. But their culture, weather and environment also encourages it. Personally I find most Finnish moids extremely immature, annoying and obnoxious. The quirky shit gets old fast.

No. 403808

There’s something so jarring about this man. He looks like a middle aged middle eastern man who would cut your head off for showing your hair in public, but dresses like a quirky 14 year old kid. Scary.

No. 403818

File: 1717636138385.jpg (105.45 KB, 736x1257, adr.jpg)

I hope it's true I love autistic moids

No. 403822

Hes cute when he covers his top lip but he's so autistic in the most boring way possible that it destroys any attraction I would normally have.

No. 403834

Well I'm not dating/ogling any old uggos

No. 403857

File: 1717643360311.gif (2.41 MB, 640x358, peter-falk-thinking.gif)

Are you the same one I talked to on Discord (and then ghosted like a jackass)?

No. 403859

perfectly articulated.

No. 403880

File: 1717654050089.jpg (11.38 KB, 168x300, brian.jpg)

Is it just me or is he literally the most attractive man ever? It's the beard that does it

No. 403882

Girl….love yourself

No. 403883

Beards ruin every man I unironically wish it was illegal

No. 403884

File: 1717655810912.jpg (1.02 MB, 4108x2119, 1000016543.jpg)

No. 403888

He's average, mid even. But I know what thread we are in so I won't tease you.

No. 403890

File: 1717656593481.jpg (104.03 KB, 1080x1080, Brian-Atlas.jpg)

so you prefer him clean shaven?

No. 403892

is this a sim?

No. 403916

awww nonny i saw him a few months ago and he smiled at me

No. 403929

Nope, I'm a different nonna.

No. 403930

Nta but omg. Did you have good seats? I saw them back in 2017 but my seats were ass lol.

No. 403949


No. 403980

He looks like a complete dork, but the beard does fit his face better than without it.

No. 404027

is that… robby rackleff?

No. 404035

The realest. I have maybe 3 "celeb" male crushes and he's one.

No. 404104

File: 1717713102158.jpeg (1.97 MB, 1125x1478, IMG_7054.jpeg)

it was at his own show and standing, i was right at the front below him! i’ve attached a pic i took of him. i have seen gnr twice before though, one time i had ass seats and the second time we were right at the front bc we bought golden circle tickets

No. 404111

You ever get into The Mighty Boosh and read their original book about how Old Gregg made the hat and has a switch that adjusts it so that it crushes his skull when he's bad and he cries tears of blood

No. 404115

File: 1717718410951.jpg (Spoiler Image,291.78 KB, 1334x2048, 1717702434537074.jpg)

am i going to hell?(/g/ rule #4)

No. 404117

Fucking ew

No. 404121

I will personally send you there, yes

No. 404133

Awww that’s so cool! He’ll be in my area in august and hopefully I’ll get to go!

No. 404136

Looks like a gay serial killer

No. 404137

File: 1717721530934.jpeg (86.66 KB, 736x1055, EC5C8349-52FA-4E09-854B-F2287E…)

Too bad he hit the wall at breakneck speed.

No. 404138

File: 1717721739141.jpeg (18.62 KB, 800x419, 54B69251-DB30-4723-A366-F26974…)

I feel like vaguely MENA/Semitic looking moids with green or hazel eyes are genuinely the most beautiful men in the world. Maybe Greek too. I hate Israel as a country/government but I saw so many gorgeous men when I was there. The mix of Eastern European blood with North African, Jewish or Arab DNA is just chefs kiss

No. 404141

File: 1717722069876.jpeg (170.12 KB, 1600x800, D4A6CAF2-9CD9-4687-BDA6-0AB4D0…)

I need a MENA spicy white boy bf.

No. 404142

is that charlotte free’s brother-boyfriend? kek

No. 404144

He’s not her brother, that was deboonked by herself. But yes. He looks like shit now sadly.

No. 404217

I understand your taste.

No. 404244

Same… Mine favorite got post walled in a couple of years, unfortunately.

No. 404264

whomst nona

No. 404276

File: 1717767389533.mp4 (3.6 MB, 720x720, d3fcd64dc4a950f788e06245dbff3e…)

His face looks so saggy in Old.
He is white with Jewish descent, I don't really know if he actually has MENA ancestry, but it possible. I love his delicate features his eyes, lips, overall slim body I can ignore his broken shnose but he also balding and face became so heavier in his already round head. Doesn't help he cuts his lovely curly hair to almost scalp sometimes trying to imitate his idol Nick Cage with hobo beard look. It's over. I need save his early movies and treasure them.
Yeah, he's average, maybe even bad looking, but I can't help but be obsessed with him. Is my taste in men is that low?

No. 404287

Pretty cute nonny

No. 404294

File: 1717773228981.jpeg (127.31 KB, 475x476, IMG_1159.jpeg)

The fact that I’m not able to fondle and harass this faggot makes me slightly upset.. unconventional because he’s an attention whore and probably looks like the equivalent of one of those puppy mill poodle puppies with their head shaved if you ever shaved his hair

No. 404296

File: 1717773295049.jpeg (295.9 KB, 578x859, IMG_1160.jpeg)

He looks so fucking retarded and goofy but he should be mine

No. 404297

is that dick real? if you closed your eyes and just only think about riding it I can see it tbh

No. 404298

Richard Ramirez cosplay?

No. 404299

File: 1717773645410.jpeg (520.2 KB, 1485x993, 47D7E04A-18E6-4D33-BF2F-B75596…)

Ah, here’s the RAPE button!

No. 404300

no, no he does not look like that crooked teeth bitch. stop it

No. 404301

that image goes so hard but i don’t want to be as bad as a moid but he looks so grapeable it’s not even funny(integrate, just say the word)

No. 404303

File: 1717773846406.jpeg (311.85 KB, 750x521, IMG_1162.jpeg)

he literally has no shame. stupid manslut

No. 404307

Are you sure he isn't created by video filters? Longer I see him, more I'm getting interested in him kek. Who is this miracle?

No. 404309


No. 404312

he looks like k3rxsene on tiktok who i think is some kind of mixed slav russian muslim idk

No. 404313

I don't get it. He looks like that crazy woman who pretends to be tom Hiddleston on /pt/

No. 404316

no he doesn’t use filters, it’s https://www.instagram.com/bassandroxk
he’s one of those lookism fags but at least he devotes himself to looking appealing to women
he looks either south american or one of those light-skinned mena men to me (not that tiktoker the scrote i want to fuck so bad)

No. 404345

File: 1717780501435.jpeg (95.03 KB, 1024x728, IMG_3053.jpeg)

Young John Romero is everything to me.

No. 404360

File: 1717785812203.jpeg (556.81 KB, 1457x2000, IMG_2414.jpeg)

I collected bugs growing up so this makes sense for me

No. 404362

No. 404395

File: 1717796410093.png (548.09 KB, 1118x910, eee.png)

I mean in some of his older videos more focused on infodumping instead of vlogging his latest od attempt or moaning about his health issues

No. 404453

File: 1717807773628.jpg (380.87 KB, 926x1259, Screenshot_20240520_233122_Goo…)

i honestly think a young danny de vito is so underrated… like a cute little pocket sized man u can carry around in ur fanny pack lmao. im not into feet but id sure let this little guy suck my toes

No. 404561

File: 1717852582092.jpeg (232.16 KB, 1200x1600, IMG_7176.jpeg)

No. 404701

I love him in the Power of the Dog, such an interesting character. Power of the twink more like.

No. 404727

File: 1717907283918.gif (7.95 MB, 540x307, royscheidersorcerer3.gif)

Oops, well, hand revealed. I promise I'm not a flaky jackass anymore. Roy reformed me. You might even say he roy-formed me.

No. 404737

File: 1717914304430.png (2.18 MB, 2757x1083, Screenshot 2024-06-08 232135.p…)

Stefan Crepon from the French show Lupin. He looks the twink spawn of Hayden Christensen. Nina Hagen, and Cara Delevingne. His side profile is magnificent too, I love his nose.

No. 404750

File: 1717916840299.jpeg (43.36 KB, 400x400, IMG_0638.jpeg)

The way I want this goofy ass motherfucker so bad, I’ve been so ashamed nonas that I’ve been fantasizing about him. Possibly getting his attention at a con and having a rendezvous at his hotel room or something. Ever since I saw him at a con years ago something about him changed the wiring in my brain

No. 404752

looks like a twink. Is he tall?

No. 404755

You retarded fucking zoomers have no idea what words mean

No. 404761

>You might even say he roy-formed me.
This should be a two day ban

No. 404772

File: 1717934318552.jpeg (34.51 KB, 678x452, 7610D305-E56A-48FF-980E-67B12E…)

we’ll never meet and I don’t think he’d be into me but I can’t stop fantasizing about being nepo’s gf

No. 404774

File: 1717934748561.png (836.86 KB, 640x634, IMG_2751.png)

>You might even say he roy-formed me.
I’m enamored with your brain.

No. 404804

File: 1717950914346.jpg (31.43 KB, 288x430, pc.JPG)


No. 404963

File: 1718005911557.jpg (83.3 KB, 833x1042, 952b2b04e8e141e69bc78ab5aa8eb2…)

I googled him and he looks pretty conventional and average to me, esp for a French moid. I don't think you should be embarrassed, nonna. Now let me show you what you would call unconventional kek. I have wierd tastes and rly find this actor cute, esp in video finnegan oldfield
Ily, Roy-nonna. Never change and post more itt!

No. 404964

File: 1718006126341.jpg (26.01 KB, 500x375, Ins6987059299_4e97ac0d5f9b49f1…)

Cute delinquent twink hehe I hate the eye-bags, he would have looked so much more attractive and less wierd without them

No. 404965

File: 1718007958072.jpeg (348.13 KB, 1280x1792, BF4A0BED-7FFF-4F13-90ED-B62237…)

No. 405000

He was so handsome, its a shame he didn't comeback for more roles. He died at a pretty young age too.

No. 405012

File: 1718027214921.jpg (71.78 KB, 1200x677, romero_carmack.jpg)

agreed, but I prefer Carmack slightly more

No. 405045

File: 1718034524227.png (374.12 KB, 800x449, id-carmack-romero-800x449.png)

I love those dorks

No. 405115

File: 1718048255760.jpg (162.9 KB, 1111x1378, GPj5qW0XUAAYdqw.jpg)

Kirk Douglas in this photo specifically

No. 405137

That's from this movie "The Vikings". It's actually pretty good and you might like it.

No. 405211

i still think about that dream i had about null years ago from time to time. the shame burns hotter every time i do. i just have a thing for severely autistic men who somehow power through it and don't end up homeless or leeching off their parents. i miss his speech impediment tbh.

No. 405236

Not too embarrassed, I think he's good-looking too but my mom had made a comment on how weird he looks when she was watching the show with me. Whatever… I don't think your pick is that weird either! I get it.

No. 405238

File: 1718092022769.jpg (480.8 KB, 1484x2048, gettyimages-1450749475-2048x20…)

Peter Cushing, my forever husbando. He was such a sweet gentleman, and I think he was beautiful even in old age. I have so many photos of him, but I will have to pace myself.

No. 405293

he was so devoted to his wife that when she passed away he tried to exercise himself to death. you can tell at what point in his career that she died because his appearance changed so much.

No. 405328

File: 1718123923021.jpg (94.84 KB, 582x631, nacho.JPG)


No. 405329

File: 1718124010860.gif (16.07 KB, 220x237, IMG_2994.gif)


No. 405359

>Cushing was known among his colleagues for his gentle and gentlemanly demeanor, as well as his professionalism and rigorous preparation as an actor. He once said that he learned his parts "from cover to cover" before filming began. His co-stars and colleagues often spoke of his politeness, charm, old-fashioned manners and sense of humor.
>In 1972, he was quoted in the Radio Times as having said, "Since Helen passed on I can't find anything; the heart, quite simply, has gone out of everything. Time is interminable, the loneliness is almost unbearable and the only thing that keeps me going is the knowledge that my dear Helen and I will be reunited again some day. To join Helen is my only ambition."

No. 405361

File: 1718140257095.jpeg (263.96 KB, 1600x900, fdwMJ6w.jpeg)

i love nacho's pretty eyelashes

No. 405383

File: 1718147215022.gif (3.49 MB, 245x335, ezgif.com-webp-to-gif-converte…)

Right, he was the best nonas. He had the cutest friendship with Christopher Lee as well. I recommend looking into his filmography - he is a treat to watch.

No. 405386

File: 1718149253121.jpg (35.5 KB, 424x423, catshake.jpg)

Wholeheartedly agree nona. Loved his character in Caligari and did not expect to see him here.

I never had celebrity crushes, or even regular ones at all, but a few silent movie actors got almost close.
Freder from Metropolis at some point. Been over this now but yea I guess he counts as unconventional too? Maybe because he looks shocked 90% of the movie?

No. 405403

File: 1718157437131.jpg (30.28 KB, 735x588, 6fabb587fe769f3405da0b40a08553…)

No. 405421

God I need me a man like that

No. 405437

What a waste of a cute moid

No. 405465

I get it nonna, there were some angles where he actually looked cute.

No. 405485

File: 1718200328554.jpg (78.09 KB, 736x1151, 9ea711031ae639bf1b1daacaeea297…)

Now if only he'd go back to making post hardcore and stop the shitty rap, I might my extend my attraction to his current age too.

No. 405494

File: 1718204326234.jpg (13.2 KB, 400x274, 20130327__jobs19761-1-16618521…)

Agreed nonna but I would also fuck young Steve Wozniak, he kind of looked like an autistic hippie kek
I'd also fuck them, John Carmack ignites something in me…

No. 405654

File: 1718260866750.jpg (48.6 KB, 437x789, 9f0f6963d550403c4bd2a14cda94a4…)

Honestly Ronnie isn't even unconventional, I guess he is/was alt, but he has objectively handsome features and had a pretty boy face for a long time, there were points where he was gorgeous in a way (etf reference)

No. 405663

Bitch don't you try to claim this disgusting ugly fungus foot is conventional

No. 405664

Not her but he is conventionally attractive

No. 405757

I agree. His features arent unconventional and I even think he has aged quite well but his style is thats why I put him here.

No. 405788

File: 1718306387825.jpeg (359.82 KB, 1095x1438, CD234AB1-7A58-44FB-BC1C-62734A…)

I always thought Jim Reid was a mega qt. Also love their music.

No. 405789

File: 1718306463260.jpeg (94.43 KB, 650x908, 3A33E60D-BEAC-4DD8-8ED9-5116A1…)

>tfw no depressed Scottish bf

No. 405792

File: 1718307245115.webm (5.08 MB, 1280x720, fruitpilled-peachcel.webm)

I just watched this movie for the first time yesss he was so kyute. i wanted him to win

No. 405881

File: 1718322431221.jpg (400.84 KB, 1200x1800, 7516401-finnegan-oldfield-proj…)

Oh, thank you! Let's then together enjoy itt our unconventional French moids
I deeply respect that. Truly only a woman of culture can appreciate our Anton boy and his beautiful rugged features (and those great meaty thighs…)

No. 405901

File: 1718331080799.png (98.89 KB, 247x325, IMG_6196.png)

Neil Ciaga. Men are literally not human. I hate them so much. I want to believe the fantasy that he is goood but there is no such thing. I will ethenize them all

No. 405902

>Neil Ciaga
kek love you drunk-chan

No. 405905

can't get over that fuck ass bob

No. 405908

Has he shown any signs of being a degenerate?

No. 405917

File: 1718335347996.jpg (50.24 KB, 736x414, hamzah and martin.jpg)

I think they are both so cute is something wrong with me

No. 405918

I think the biggest victims are guys who are too attractive for the unconventional thread but are too unconventional for the attractive thread

No. 405931

Men can never be victims under any circumstances

No. 405951

AVID troon supporter

No. 405974

File: 1718361320916.jpg (98.1 KB, 634x1024, rs_634x1024-170918050137-634-S…)

I'm so attracted to him it's getting ridiculous. Thought I think it's more about his voice and charisma and because I have an awful sense of humor.

No. 405995

NONNY I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE I HAVE POSTED HIM SO MANY TIMES. He is the most attractive guy ever, his personality, his looks, his humour, his vibe, his intelligence…. I constantly fantasise about drinking whiskey and smoking cigars with him whilst he seduces me with his beautiful voice…. Singing and speaking voice makes me horny. He is so perfect and he also loves cats too he is a 10/10. He looks so good for his age too, he’s actually looked better as he’s gotten older. He’s the only seductive moid I can think of

No. 405997

Also the fact that he’s really just a huge nerd too but he manages to act really cool and sexy. It’s so hot and cute I can’t stop grinning whenever I watch him speaking

No. 405999

Ayrt. Thank God I'm not the only one who likes him. The fact that he owns a cat is 100% a green flag in my book too. Also, I have had almost that exact same fantasy kek

No. 406009

Proof nonna?

No. 406013

well he has some red flags out there..one really major one but i won't elaborate if it's considered derailing

No. 406022

Too bad he’s gay

No. 406027

File: 1718387938869.jpeg (240.65 KB, 2326x902, 864A30E96.jpeg)

Nta but I don't think so. He hasn't been caught nor rumored with any men afaik, he only dated younger women (like decades younger) and has some allegations from one. He's more known for being kind of a creep exclusively towards women if anything.

No. 406030

He has a thing for teenage girls, everyone knows this. Just a typical ugly loser nerd incel trying to make up for lost time/being rejected by Stacy in high school

No. 406032


No. 406060

he's not ugly at all. wtf are you on about?
Why do we have to describe every bad guy as ugly? Sometimes attractive people can be evil. Like Gaston

No. 406082

File: 1718407115609.jpeg (811.13 KB, 1457x827, 64DE0268-4D6A-4B3C-B036-30C775…)

Male on the left would look really hot if you shaved him. Too bad he’s covered in hideous pubes and is a crazy terrorist

No. 406087

File: 1718407681003.jpeg (1.15 MB, 944x1194, 874ACF62-DA1D-4832-9470-FC1B59…)

You are not allah’s strongest lion. But you WILL meow when I peg you

No. 406093

File: 1718408701677.jpeg (434.64 KB, 1280x960, A41BB2DC-1EB4-495A-9433-24F839…)

I posted him a whole ago and nonnies shamed me and yelled at me for days lol. His brother (in the green) is quite hot.

>To Love Oneself Is The Beginning Of A Lifelong Romance

No. 406094

My sister in mental illness!

No. 406101

>tfw no crazy caucasus-russian-mongol-turkic rapebaby mutt bf
I suffer

No. 406102

I’m like half of these things and with his help I could be complete

No. 406113

Kek. Rooting for you nonny.

No. 406148

File: 1718424683465.webp (17.88 KB, 360x360, Number_2_29_-_Profile.jpg)

Peter Wyngarde. I just found out about him a minute ago. His eyes are so beautiful…

No. 406171

File: 1718442025078.jpeg (29.94 KB, 480x270, 79261728-EC72-4F6B-A06D-3E3F08…)

look at this goofy mf. i love campy opera nigels.

No. 406176

Ahura Mazda looking ass dude

No. 406178

Cavewomen in this thread right now

No. 406179

>Assuming we don't just want Stacy chechen daughters

No. 406180

Where to cop left’s shirt

No. 406188

usually I like lurking to chuckle at any odd men posted but wtf is that creature. You would love the monster fucker thread.

No. 406192


No. 406198

It’s well known that Chechens create miscreant ogre sons and angelic looking Stacy daughters

No. 406210

Its also well known that said ogres beat their women and cheat on them at the slighest opportunity. The absolute Stacy of being a doormat.

No. 406230

File: 1718470508615.jpeg (310.15 KB, 775x1511, IMG_2072.jpeg)

>tfw no radfem Chud bf

No. 406236

File: 1718472538136.jpeg (80.81 KB, 973x750, IMG_4911.jpeg)

I am obsessed with this stupid newt faced man especially his in rainbows era

No. 406240

File: 1718473948257.jpeg (57.31 KB, 457x583, IMG_1167.jpeg)

I saw picrel and thought he was attractive here

No. 406242

>just give the sensitive shy introverted sadboi a chance
>dumps his wife with cancer

No. 406245

File: 1718477631637.jpeg (105.24 KB, 750x747, IMG_4913.jpeg)

I don’t know what it is but I’d peg the shit out of young Jello Biafra

No. 406251

File: 1718479504092.jpg (56.86 KB, 480x637, 09e2c90916f8b5e1b927a7c4a334ce…)

Same, honestly I think he'd let you.

No. 406262

File: 1718483150304.jpg (89.39 KB, 1200x800, 1000039456.jpg)

His nose makes me horny and he's so cute to me in a weird way

No. 406285

Who is he?

No. 406349

Kenty cook is cute, though he looks like the guy I dated when I was 13

No. 406356

I don't get why soyjaks are banned but "chud" is still allowed

No. 406377

Jack Lowden

No. 406600

Many suck cases.

No. 406677

File: 1718587176542.jpg (86.54 KB, 1024x768, The_Prisoner.jpg)

Holy fucking shit I think this is the first time I've ever seen another "The Prisoner" fan on here (I'm assuming). I used to be crazy about Patrick McGoohan, kek

No. 406678

File: 1718587924329.png (175.88 KB, 500x375, Javert Les Miserables.png)

No. 406680

File: 1718588224340.png (1.2 MB, 1837x542, alkekmist.png)

Okie dokie. I recently discovered a televised version of a stage play Roy was in back in 1964. It's hosted on this database that can only be accessed through public libraries. Long story short, I got an online library card from some library in Texas just to watch this thing. It's only half an hour long, I've been watching it for over a week now, I'm not even halfway through it, and I can't stop laughing. It's like finding your favorite actor from when he was in a middle school play, it's fucking adorable.

No. 406681

I haven't actually watched it yet nona but I'm going to soon… I only heard about it because one of my favorite bands made an album loosely based on the show. I'm excited.

No. 406682


No. 406683

I love him too nona

No. 406688

Someone needs to make a new compilation of this threads worst posts asap

No. 406695

File: 1718593054623.gif (425.57 KB, 250x167, letsboozeitup.gif)

Yo whaaaaat
Have you ever seen him in this film, "Hell Drivers"? It's kinda meh but he's a villain in it and he's fucking awesome.

No. 406721

File: 1718604428840.gif (838.24 KB, 268x250, ea3ee2b2ea7b61dbb05ce9ee7d86b1…)

Ugh anons. I just rewatched Fury Road for the first time in years. I forgot how hot Nicholas Hoult was in that movie. Idk why but I'm the into War Boy look.

No. 406740

The only time a bald moid can be hot is if he's a qt war boy

No. 406757

File: 1718622593586.jpg (217.91 KB, 1050x1400, Lockett-Pundt-Deerhunter-Credi…)

He's adorable, has a beautiful singing voice, and looks a bit dorky. He is the perfect man.

No. 406870

File: 1718650963185.jpg (39.18 KB, 590x393, rmEk1uvwxMunwpyvp_UUQ5EF9USgU3…)

Or if he's Rick Genest

No. 406891

File: 1718654303785.jpg (55.9 KB, 576x613, A57CHL67LNMEFTKRF47Q5QET7Y.jpg)

No. 406979

Oh wow. He even has a fittingly dorky name. Thanks for posting nona

No. 407004

File: 1718679953884.jpg (360.96 KB, 776x913, qt.314.jpg)

Nona bless you for introducing me to this dude. He’s exactly my type

No. 407163

He's cute but man I'm so fucking wary of sensitive pure seeming sadbois in indie bands. They always end up having multiple sex scandals with 13 year old groupies.

No. 407342

File: 1718791525457.jpg (38.88 KB, 460x345, varga.JPG)

I need him so bad nonnas

No. 407347

File: 1718795051764.gif (486.23 KB, 409x350, 58413775ce87b7b02eee2f3ab8eec2…)

I am realizing that I have a thing for butlers. A man who lives to serve… Hngggg

No. 407349

jeeves isn't a butler, he's a valet

No. 407352

dont care for Steve in this role but he was pretty hot in a gay way in his prime, ill give you that.

No. 407363

>hot in a gay way

No. 407367

Sorry, im retarded. I meant that you can tell he's quite obviously gay from looks alone, but still very attractive despite that.

No. 407403

File: 1718815711909.jpg (19.91 KB, 379x500, guillaume-gouix.jpg)

>Long story short, I got an online library card from some library in Texas just to watch this thing
I respect your zeal and passion so much, nonna. I only manage to pirate some obscure films to enjoy my cuties. Is it me and low video quality or Roy doesn't look very different from how he looked in the 70s? Still hot tho, with this Spanish-ass moustache kek.
In other news, I love European cinema because it took me like 3 films to look through to see this handsome's men with wide-set eyes are my weakness, they remind me of sexy lions in the lion king lmao cock and balls. God bless

No. 407431

I get it.

No. 407473

File: 1718832215427.png (529.19 KB, 1912x1076, F0ZKi9B.png)

very into this phenotype and i can't help it. he's like a terrible version of jhonen vasquez

No. 407475

File: 1718832482686.png (1.38 MB, 699x1000, b04b1-media_httpimages2fanp_lb…)

How's this for ya?

No. 407476

File: 1718832510801.jpg (17.06 KB, 275x155, 1000003063.jpg)

> They remind me of sexy lions in the Lion King

No. 407478

File: 1718832951228.png (1.89 MB, 1837x875, royscheideralchemist3.png)

I fucking LOVE finding obscure films of husbandos. It's like a treasure hunt! And you're richly rewarded for your efforts. As for your question, LOL yes he didn't seem to change much between 1964 and 1971. I have no clue why he wore a mustache in the tv version, because, as you see in picrel, he didn't have one for the actual damn play. (Also goddamn you you're lucky for getting to see your husbando nude)

No. 407488

File: 1718834508902.png (356.49 KB, 758x410, meow.png)

He was cute when he was young. Unfortunately, this phenotype ages terribly. A fleeting, ephemeral beauty….

No. 407551

REAL. That mischievous elf phenotype never stays long. First boyfriend had it and hit the wall lightspeed kek

No. 407558

Argh, and I knew this too. He can still buttle with the best of them.

No. 407580

No. 407627

worse than gore honestly

No. 407662

File: 1718898185944.gif (2.66 MB, 540x350, AFD6A15D-50D7-43D7-B272-E28DA9…)

Still here.
It’s a bit of a silly fantasy but…I want to tend to his wounds and gently bathe him with a soapy cloth. I’d caress the back of his head and kiss his face whilst I continue to soap him down. After I wrap him in a towel and dress him I’d lay him on my bed and hold tight onto him until he falls asleep.
After the first scene featuring him I immediately fell for him. His voice alone plus the way he was so composed when interrogating jimmy.
He needs somebody to break through and genuinely love him. I want to see him vulnerable and be there for him.

No. 407742

File: 1718919065411.jpg (52.17 KB, 564x705, 6879984325.jpg)

Can't tell if he is conventional or unconventional but I think he was cute before his face got bloated.

No. 407824

I'd say he's conventional considering his sheer popularity.

No. 407832

File: 1718940684860.png (677.76 KB, 1080x1060, Screenshot_20240620-202959~2.p…)

No. 407853

Is he now in the part of his career where women can post him without being told they were psyop'd? I feel he now received enough backlash that people aren't worshipping the ground he's walking on and he can now be appreciated without the baggage.

No. 407858

File: 1718951226278.jpeg (825.16 KB, 1170x1145, IMG_3757.jpeg)

This role does it for me for some reason

No. 407860

It's the unconventional thread, (almost) anything goes here

No. 407886

nonna, you're so based. anton chigurh is so weirdly sexy to me as well

No. 408006

File: 1718997061575.jpeg (159 KB, 675x900, IMG_4961.jpeg)

If he didn’t have a wife and kid I 100% would and have been ashamed of this thought lurking in the back of my head for the past 7 years or so.

No. 408030

i think i just have a thing for characters with that moppy type fuckass bob because i've liked others with a similar haircut, especially if they have psycho tendencies

No. 408050

Fugly manwhore I know but I’m in love with how he move + I want to bite his exposed slutty tummy here

No. 408088

File: 1719019000883.jpeg (301.34 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_5347.jpeg)

My younger sister forced me to watch a couple of episodes of Young Sheldon with her and while the show itself is godawful, I got hooked because of Lance Barber for some reason.
Now I keep watching it by myself just to fantasize about fucking him half the time.

I‘m aware that there‘s absolutely nothing attractive about him, especially not in this role, and I‘m judging myself hard.
I guess daddy issues or sth idk.

No. 408171

File: 1719050210605.jpg (46.28 KB, 601x774, 601full-david-strathairn.jpg)


No. 408172

File: 1719051445676.png (371.82 KB, 960x954, 5cbb3f5950.png)

Thats the older guy aesthetic I like. Pic related

This on the other hand is pure daddy issues. Or maybe its his personality doing the heavy lifting, haven't really watched the show.

No. 408173

The way I immediately clicked when I saw Leonard Cohen on the landing page

No. 408179

Don’t call my husband a fugly manwhore

No. 408190

File: 1719057813050.png (838.73 KB, 1186x667, travis1.png)

this is the most disappointed i've been in myself in a long time his personality is the most unconventional part, but that's what i find hot

No. 408191

I love youuu

No. 408192

File: 1719061048363.jpeg (47.97 KB, 630x420, E2D554F4-6E3E-4A72-B1AC-E5CF73…)

tear off his disgusting mustache like a sticking plaster for me please, make him cry

No. 408202

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No. 408203


No. 408230

File: 1719080091308.jpg (262.22 KB, 1600x1162, 1246882.jpg)

You are so real for this. Tommy Cash has always been fine in a strange white trash way that really speaks to the council estate side of me. I was obsessed with him back in 2014-ish in the Euroz Dollaz Yeniz era. It's like he has the foundations of being handsome but then looks really weird, I can't explain it, it's just so fine, he's like sexy-ugly.

No. 408232

I can’t believe there’s at least three of us kek

No. 408261

He looks very similar to timothee chalamet, just with weirder styling.

No. 408381

File: 1719130601820.png (132.32 KB, 667x646, stupid_chud_bf.png)

Hope this fits the threads, it's not 3D since there are no surviving pictures of Stirner but i'm unreasonably aroused by this male phenotype. Closest fit would be Samuel Beckett but he never donned sideburns. I'd press the rape button so fast if i were to see a man with this exact appearance in the wild.

No. 408383

omg this this such a good choice, he's so gross yet oddly hot

No. 408390

Totally get it nona

No. 408423

File: 1719150619520.jpg (41.34 KB, 749x478, david strathairn.jpg)


No. 408439

he looks like Daisuke Ido

No. 408460

File: 1719160593642.jpg (60.65 KB, 1024x576, CapOtUyWAAAFjsP.jpg)

I've got good news for you, anon

No. 408476

Fascinating post from the cartoon image of Max Stirner to Beckett as an example to rhetorical use of the rape button. I want to know you irl so bad

No. 408496

File: 1719169681060.webm (3.71 MB, 576x1026, rusbf.webm)

No. 408498

Nice receding hairline kek

No. 408500

i've never been more attracted to snoop dogg than in this video. idk if it's because i'm going through a manic episode and extremely horny rn but i was like "god he's so sexy being nice to puppies while talking about how he's still one of the coolest and most accomplished people alive"

No. 408524

That is a woman…

No. 408557

Thank you.. I'm glad i'm not the only one on LC with this specific worm. I thought about his appeal, beyond the 'smug glasses guy' air it has to do with how these hairstyles and glasses emphasize temples and i love that area (white/darker hair, hollow temples ..)

kekk nonna i'm glad you found it amusing

No. 408574

File: 1719191491897.jpg (15.97 KB, 234x315, 1520657051060.jpg)

how the hell are there no living images of him? this is fascinating. i did not know.
he looks like an anime character which is kinda hot since he's from such a long time ago. timeless swagger

No. 408576

He has a bit of an eerie resemblance to my husbando it kinda scares me

No. 408577

I am certain he's gay

No. 408580

No. 408593

File: 1719195588895.png (749.61 KB, 620x866, Screenshot 2024-06-23 at 7.19.…)

The things I'd do for this Frenchman who is probably a prick irl

No. 408618

KEK are the anons who repeat this itt trolling at this point? he's had female prostitutes before, his whole pimp thing wasn't an act iirc

No. 408622

Enjoy, anon (there's like 15 episodes of this all on Youtube).

No. 408627

this has always been such a dumb and baseless rumor

No. 408889

File: 1719288164341.jpg (425.29 KB, 2025x3000, MV5BZTYzMDczZGUtNWVhOC00YWIwLW…)

Something about the actor that plays Furio in Sopranos does it for me. I am a nasophile so maybe that's why

No. 408895

I sat up in my seat. Great taste nona. Good to see a fellow nasophile out in the wild.

No. 408901

File: 1719292586975.jpg (96.39 KB, 720x960, 1000015639.jpg)

I can fix him

No. 408916

Yes! Exactly! Nasally well-endowed people are so hot

No. 408919

I wonder if there's a science behind this or if there's any correlation with… ahem, the size of something else.

No. 408920

File: 1719301618029.jpg (336.13 KB, 1080x1080, AmosYeeAvatar.jpg)

He's completely fucked up, but was cute back when he had long hair

No. 408928

File: 1719306492990.jpg (38.08 KB, 564x458, John Carradine.jpg)

I would do Anything.

No. 408978

File: 1719321194262.jpg (55.08 KB, 1280x720, 1000044215.jpg)

He's so attractive to me… Too bad he's aging like milk like most British moids

No. 409048

File: 1719328761020.jpg (60.91 KB, 736x621, nacho3.JPG)


No. 409059

I saw nacho from the homepage and was summoned. Keep nachoposting nonny, I get you

No. 409099

File: 1719335053439.jpg (79.03 KB, 736x677, nacho4.jpg)

I can’t get him out my mind at the moment. It’s like this crow-faced man has taken my every thought over.
I also, despite never playing, or otherwise caring about fc3, have started lusting over vaas simply because of him

No. 409100

File: 1719335086380.jpg (178.59 KB, 736x1104, awooga.JPG)

No. 409101

File: 1719335169195.jpg (567.53 KB, 1920x1080, nacho6.JPG)

This pic in particular really gets me. Like I said before, I just want to hold onto him for a while

No. 409106

File: 1719335955660.jpeg (77.82 KB, 736x552, IMG_4091.jpeg)

Yesss big noses are so hot. I feel the same about Adrian Brody, I would suck the snot out of their noses.

No. 409115

Kek he does look like a crow, doesn’t he? Still would though

No. 409121

File: 1719338217762.jpg (15.94 KB, 307x280, image0.jpg)

I’ve studied his face a lot and I chalk it up to the nostrils and the eyebrows but I forgive it because of his beautiful eyes alone.
Also, he can make his face go “:3.” please don’t ban me for emoticon

No. 409167

I didn't recognize him until I saw the Far Cry logo in this pic.
He retweeted my art once lol

No. 409168

File: 1719351880876.jpeg (125.25 KB, 750x853, 1719171160947.jpeg)

I only just now saw this and thought of that Donald Sutherland anon from a few threads back, I hope you're doing okay, anon. My condolences.

No. 409171

No. 409214

File: 1719358048107.jpg (765.76 KB, 1659x2048, 3ace706a-06d8-4ae5-87ee-2555bf…)

He drives me crazy. Most attractive man I've ever seen.

No. 409234

File: 1719362838526.png (4.09 MB, 2048x1536, IMG_7284.png)

No. 409256

File: 1719366701704.gif (7.08 MB, 450x333, Tumblr_l_845463386203.gif)

I want to fuck S1 Homelander so bad. I want him to suck on my tits. Anthony Starr is so good at playing needy narcissistic cunt with mommy issues

No. 409257

Well thats because he is playing himself anon

No. 409258

I preferred him in Banshee. Homelander is too real.

No. 409266

Goddamn. What good movies has he been in not directed by roman pedoski?

No. 409268

Darjeeling Limited.

No. 409273

File: 1719372173643.gif (997.21 KB, 245x255, IMG_3289.gif)

Thanks nonna! Will definitely watch.

No. 409276

Np np, if I remember correctly there's a scene where he's running around in his underwear too, so you'll like that.

No. 409297

>Most attractive man I've ever seen.
Yes. Top 3 hottest hollywood men, easily. I loved him in Grand Budapest Hotel, skinny spider lookalike

No. 409330

Is that the Dummy guy?

No. 409331

File: 1719381405725.jpeg (648.82 KB, 2048x1969, tedhughes.jpeg)

Sylvia Plath's husband was such a scumbag but goddamn…

No. 409333

File: 1719382372036.jpg (50.31 KB, 520x715, adrien-brody.jpg)

Yes. Adrien Brody

No. 409334

Why can't men dress like this again?

No. 409383

File: 1719405282207.jpg (46.13 KB, 720x720, 7501416112.jpg)

He's a little creepy but I wouldn't call him unconventional

No. 409614

File: 1719468661081.jpg (96.68 KB, 1200x899, He_has_a_machine_gun.jpg)

I don't know anymore

No. 409616

Same nonna same. I'm unbelievably horny for him. Those scenes were gifts from god.
I don't think he's unconventional but his jaw is a bit weak and boxy? I don't care he's perfect and I wanna choke the shit out of him

No. 409620

His lips look kind of weird

No. 409623

He looks decrepit and senile but not in a typical 'hit the wall' way. His thin lips and sunken eyes make him look dehydrated as hell. Almost like a taxidermied animal. Hot gif though

No. 409649

File: 1719482308066.jpg (84.6 KB, 750x750, tumblr_d1e931a5e08fc2c08f8ecc4…)

I'm enamoured with the little fangs when he smiles

No. 409650

File: 1719482427921.gif (7.15 MB, 492x470, tumblr_b19976c14bdd3e14abaae4b…)

But he's totally unconventional because he's already hit the wall and was much cuter when younger. Also a very wierd mouth and lips.

No. 409652

File: 1719484032159.jpeg (133.22 KB, 500x619, A7122670-A3E8-4ABE-944D-83350A…)

i love quirky swarthy moids with glasses

jon turturro in barton fink
jon dilworth
egon spengler from ghostbusters
etc etc

No. 409653

File: 1719484078499.gif (472.71 KB, 480x195, IMG_6210.gif)

I’m back bitches

No. 409654

File: 1719484211408.jpeg (21.08 KB, 320x225, 625A0DEC-DB10-4D88-A45B-8CD61E…)

and how could i forget the og bespectacled semite daddy

No. 409661

So true nona

No. 409690

File: 1719494921344.webp (114.74 KB, 1200x810, 81E4E1F3-5762-4E01-BFE1-941554…)

>tfw no bf who is constantly fucking done with everything, just like me

No. 409713

JDM-nona I've been reading the old threads and I wanna know what's up with you and that gym dude

No. 409715

more 70s Pacino plz

No. 409735

He's almost definitely a creep, but his Jurassic Park look is great (you know that meme). If only his personality was different.

No. 409740

we are so happy together it’s stupid lmao having my own IRL version of my longtime actor crush is unreal but I don’t need any of the nonnas dogpiling me again for wrongtaste I may start posting here again every so often now that JDM is in the Boys tho heheh ♥

No. 409742

File: 1719504842098.jpeg (92.14 KB, 900x600, IMG_3321.jpeg)

Nayrt, but completely agree. Jeff Goldblum was so ridiculously sexy in Jurassic Park I wouldn’t even call him unconventional other than looking especially jewy kek but it gives me such an ick when actors marry women half their ages

No. 409752

Ntayrt but that's awesome nonna! I always wondered what happened

No. 409783

File: 1719510464828.jpg (71.18 KB, 661x614, nachito.JPG)

Im fucking losing it

No. 409784

File: 1719510510092.jpg (129.36 KB, 736x1308, nach7.JPG)

good lord

No. 409794

File: 1719512698347.jpeg (67.51 KB, 733x608, IMG_1444.jpeg)

It’s so weird but xqc is probably one of the few moids I have a soft spot for. It’s probably because I see him as one of those retarded ESL foreigners who can barely enunciate where I can’t help but feeling sorry for him but I remember he’s a millionaire for playing video games in front of baby moids so that’s where the pity stops kek. plus he’s kind of cute on a good day

No. 409795

File: 1719512843530.jpeg (53.47 KB, 306x278, IMG_1447.jpeg)

these scorpio men are fucking dangerous though kek

No. 409796

File: 1719512891073.jpeg (73.89 KB, 622x830, IMG_1446.jpeg)

last one. need him in a way that would get me bullied in the ugly man psyop thread ngllllll

No. 409797

Nonna you should go to Serbia

No. 409798

His healthy head of hair is cute.

No. 409799

Xqc was qt, but when I check in on him now to see what he’s up to I feel like he’s looking real haggard (and not in a good way). I’m not sure if it’s just that his current hairstyle isn’t flattering or if he’s finally hit the wall. There haven’t been any recent cute xqc moments either, which makes me sad because I used to think he was really cute. Maybe he’s too old to be cute now or something.

No. 409802

File: 1719513448878.webp (115.29 KB, 1200x630, 1_FILE-PHOTO-Actor-Rowan-Atkin…)

No. 409803

I agree he looks pretty busted nowadays. I’m pretty sure he has made himself a hikikomori because he’s rich and therefore has nothing else to obtain in his life so he barely goes outside, rarely hangs out with any of his friends or family and he seems like one of those paranoid scrotes who pushes everybody away if you are automatically deemed as a distrustful and don’t pass his insane rounds of personal judgements just like a scorpio male kek sorry for astrologyfagging

No. 409806

File: 1719513908653.gif (957.79 KB, 394x299, mr bean.gif)

This you

No. 409809

didn't he got involved in some cow drama last year where he cheated on someone or am i misremembering? i forgot the exact details but there was something involving him in the youtuber or twitch cows thread around a year or two ago, thought nonas dropped him after that kek

No. 409819

I don’t remember and whatever I say probably isn’t even entirely correct but I’m sure it had something to do with adept and his asian ex-gf and the drama that ensued kek. I honestly don’t even care about that, he was cute

No. 409840

global warming and fabric quality is going down

No. 409841

File: 1719519196682.jpeg (821.8 KB, 3590x2159, 556D8010-8750-41BD-8C74-CF83AF…)

Totally fell in love with him in this movie. That deep fruity NZ accent, that tight stocky twunk body, gorgeous intense clear greyish-blue eyes, being batshit and cutting himself, acting all manic and tortured and shit. Just beautiful. A perfect man.

No. 409842

>needy narcissistic cunt with mommy issues
goddammit, sounds like my exact type. i already have too many husbandos i cant afford another.

No. 409843

File: 1719519440914.jpeg (1.11 MB, 2045x1170, 679A2849-3F80-4D37-A6B1-DFE862…)

I was watching SNL on YouTube and I thought “wow the blonde guy they have hosting is really good looking” so I googled the actors name and realized he’s fucking NAPOLEON DYNAMITE KEK. I’ve never seen that movie and I didn’t recognize him out of character. Genuinely embarrassing

No. 409844

I have a crush on Jon Heder too kek

No. 409848

He looks like both Prince William and Austin Butler here somehow

No. 409868

No. 409880

File: 1719529516657.jpeg (82.62 KB, 538x349, 6ABA36C5-7632-4CBD-9642-DC6289…)

>tfw no unhinged bpd husbando to fight with daily and drive each other mutually insane
Also feels bad.

No. 409915

File: 1719536359781.jpg (374.64 KB, 833x971, Matthew_Mercer_at_Wembley.jpg)


No. 409916

Great taste nona, I get it

No. 409924

File: 1719539105752.jpg (74.34 KB, 736x414, vaas1.JPG)

Can’t keep still.

No. 409932

File: 1719541830969.jpg (119.89 KB, 1920x1080, whyacnh.jpg)

No. 409933

File: 1719542057636.gif (3 MB, 540x304, marathonman3.gif)

AYRT shiiit dude congratulations!! Just make sure to always keep him on his toes, fitness-wise. He must never be complacent about his health and looks, otherwise he'll get flabby and dumpy. My dude didn't, and now look where he is! Dead. Anyway, glad to have you back, anon.

No. 409940

Nonnies forgive me but he's so cute here.

No. 409944

File: 1719544417827.webp (839.06 KB, 1500x2003, img.webp)

he prob a misogynist and looks like he fas

No. 409946

I still remember that one rape post about him in the dumbass shit thread

No. 409958

You keep posting him in his cool roles, but I just know him as the idiot boyfriend from Orphan Black.

No. 409959

File: 1719546663548.png (411.57 KB, 559x472, trad yaoi.png)

I remember the Ben/Jordan shipping (OTP tbh except I don't want him to be gay cause I want him too) and the "Bayten" TIF Ben shitposts but no rape posts… please enlighten me?

No. 409960

I forgot what dumbass shit thread it was, but the post basically said we should have a second holocaust expect spare ben Shapiro so he can be raped

No. 409963

He really has "upper class twit" genetics

No. 409964

File: 1719547470800.jpg (155.08 KB, 1600x900, l-intro-1651501403.jpg)

Even if he's never set foot in France, you can 100% tell he's got Gallic genes in him.

No. 409965

Kek I remember this too (and the fanfic that one anon wrote).

No. 409967

No just Turk/Greek + Slav like Eric Bana

No. 409968

Nta but noo nona stop it reminds me of how I am greek and a guy on omegle told me that I look and talk like him. Days did not know I was that ugly

No. 409982

File: 1719552943233.jpeg (128.11 KB, 1584x1056, aegon.jpeg)

I would be first in line to help this scrote create a new male heir. If HOTD season 1 was Aemond's moment in the sun, HOTD season 2 is the Era of Aegon. Goths are out, baby-faced fuckboys are in.

No. 409992

He's from Quebec and named Lengyel and no known reputation of descending from immigrants. Safe to assume its pre-Revolution French genes.

No. 410002

More like midget-faced…
jk kek

No. 410010

File: 1719569775557.png (2.55 MB, 1079x1079, IMG_5107.png)

>My dude didn't, and now look where he is! Dead.
KEK. Roy nonna I was wondering if you’ve ever seen Sea Quest Dsv? I watched it because I’m a Raimi fag but remembered he was in it and I was curious if you’d watched it.

No. 410014

File: 1719570311924.jpeg (40.27 KB, 631x486, IMG_2987.jpeg)

The amount of VaasXOC fic I read in junior high gave me genuine brain damage. The things I would let this man do to me bear not repeating

No. 410015

No. 410032

File: 1719582531727.jpeg (391.13 KB, 1728x1640, IMG_1105.jpeg)

never liked him before but timmy chlamydia looks insanely hot in this movie, and not like himself at all

No. 410035

File: 1719582797743.jpeg (795.51 KB, 921x1372, IMG_1108.jpeg)

i‘d pay money to fuck him

No. 410046

He literally looks like he’s dying of aids this is horrible

No. 410048

I get it. He absolutely nailed that white trash but surprisingly hot look.

No. 410049

>you pay money to fuck a twink
anon please stand up, I get this is the unconventional attractions thread but seriously? he probably has aids

No. 410050

is this bladee?

No. 410055

semetary. worse bladee

No. 410056

Apparently the last name Lengyel is Hungarian so do with that what you will.

No. 410061

i am the one who posted him and yeah. Atleast his music is more fun

No. 410063

File: 1719589455680.jpeg (61.93 KB, 1280x720, IMG_1482.jpeg)

he has a huMONGOUS penis

No. 410070

It’s a Hungarian surname that means 'Pole' so probably a Hungarian with Polish origins

No. 410089

File: 1719594613685.jpg (197.81 KB, 1920x1280, 8f518ec9f7e26d9adb54168d4e9f2c…)

Javier was in Prague, I wish I knew he was coming because I wanted my boobs signed.

No. 410096

File: 1719595571597.jpeg (1.13 MB, 1634x1640, IMG_1127.jpeg)

this is also timmy, just saying

No. 410097

anon everyone looks like shit coming out of the pool in bad lighting, be realistic

No. 410101

anon, you‘re missing the point here

No. 410102

but tiny especially

No. 410103

you are retarded if you think that‘s a tiny cock

No. 410105

NTA but any dick that's not huge is just an eyesore. There's no difference between 2 inches or 5 inches

No. 410108

you should be 18 and know what 5 inches are to post on lolcow

No. 410112

I said what I said.

No. 410115

There is 3 inches difference between 2 inches and 5 inches

No. 410116

this is no less than 6 inches. ask your mom to buy you a ruler for christmas(infighting)

No. 410119

Men with 5 inchers big mad

No. 410147

File: 1719604382903.jpg (362.21 KB, 1920x1080, seaquest_1993_s2_photo_5.jpg)

I did! A few episodes, 'cause the other Raimi anon suggested it. It's… pretty, um… hit and miss, tbh. To me it's one of those shows that's so bad it's kinda good (although some of the writing is actually pretty funny), and the ancient CGI makes me laugh. Hell, if you're on Discord, we oughta watch sometime!

No. 410152

Why do I feel sexual tension in this pic…?

No. 410172

I know this was 23 days ago but what the fuck, this is the most annoying, entitled, ignorant and mid man you could ever fucking pick. At this point i must assume you're some moid trying to pysop us.

No. 410196

File: 1719617140017.jpeg (68.73 KB, 640x427, 9B9D4219-6B72-4A3D-9794-9AAD03…)

I looooooooveeeeee beachy tan boys with sun bleached hair. My bi teenage ass had a crush on them both.

>ywn get shipwrecked on a desert island and stumble across a tan blond qt with abs and repopulate the island by constantly fucking and live off coconuts and mangos and fish

No. 410210

File: 1719624821382.gif (10.27 MB, 540x410, IMG_6400.gif)

Yeah for sure I'm on discord, it would be fun!
Holy based nonna you’re so right, I love that movie. Something about 80s guys with a nice tan makes me a little bonkers.

No. 410218

Siiick. Okay, email me and we'll set something up.

No. 410220

Anti-timmy brigade still hard at work. I'd honestly take him over busted old moids that get posted here, yet I don't complain about it.

No. 410226

File: 1719634636427.jpg (84.54 KB, 600x900, 22e399159c2ba153ddac38a9efa9f4…)

Christian Slater but only as Clarence from True Romance

No. 410227

File: 1719634705685.jpg (37.12 KB, 639x346, Trueromance.jpg)

No. 410255

Don't be sorry, you're right. Coffeezilla has a smilar 'short round-faced dweeb' charm

KEKKKK i get it. he's so punchable, bulliable, etc

I have a small crush on Barron Trump. I hate that he's only 18 but his awkward tall stick demeanor is charming, on top of his very pretty face. I guess it counts as 'unconvential' because of the shame factor

No. 410262

File: 1719651235291.jpeg (36.52 KB, 783x391, IMG_2998.jpeg)

Where do I find this breed of man?

No. 410263

Every dick joe and harry is sporting that hairstyle and mustache nowadays

No. 410266

File: 1719654714944.jpeg (94.78 KB, 736x915, IMG_2999.jpeg)

Girl who cares about the hair I’m talking about his swagger

No. 410267

Weird dude on tiktok who made the carcrash blow job videos dms

No. 410273

File: 1719658038577.jpg (21.83 KB, 364x549, 5310fa78c6c77571147973ed5f4299…)

because he looks racist

No. 410289

Sorry, I'm so dumb and have no idea how lol. I've never contacted anyone on here help

No. 410293

nta but put your cursor over the Anonymous heading and it'll show the nona's email address in the left hand corner of the browser

No. 410295

File: 1719664698291.jpg (26.17 KB, 320x311, John_Nettleship.jpg)

JKR's professor who she may or may not have based Snape on. He seemed so endearing.

No. 410305

File: 1719668837916.jpg (80.52 KB, 736x736, nacho14.JPG)

has me in tears

No. 410311

Nona he looks like he doesnt have a single thought in his head. I dont think hes racist that requires some brainpower kek.

No. 410318

I was scrolling really fast and wondered when Atsushi Sakurai got such a Chad jaw.

No. 410319

Thanks nonna!

No. 410337

Does he share the same stylist as Dorian Electra?

No. 410364

File: 1719687143255.gif (4.49 MB, 540x394, molloy.gif)

I need him. Badly.

No. 410365

File: 1719687645955.gif (1.14 MB, 320x178, IMG_5246.gif)

At the end of Dread Pirate Robert’s sword

No. 410424

File: 1719705990870.jpeg (68.39 KB, 267x375, IMG_1986.jpeg)

no comment

No. 410457

I want to know from the nacho appreciators what you see in that man because.. KEK

No. 410462

Eyes and voice. I also have a thing for damaged goods apparently.

No. 410465

Kekk, now I'm unable to see the slight resemblance.

No. 410466