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No. 392162
>lazy bitches couldn’t be bothered to make a new one edition >cristoph waltz posting Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
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>>>/g/369161(don't use images/gifs like this or spoiler them) No. 392195
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I would never mentally ill post again if I had access to a scrote who looked like him. I don’t care about his moon man chin. Sigh
No. 392197
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>>392195i’m about to bussss, i’m gonna buss
No. 392207
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i posted one of my other ones in the wrong thread, thinking it was a remake of this one, oops.
>>392195you are so real for this. he's so cute
No. 392208
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>>392207pretty uncomfortable scene but dim was cute to me all the while. sorry.
i also hate the coquettish way alex is sitting here. he's such a slut and i'm glad he had a terrible time through a lot of the movie, i wish we saw more of the other droogs being abused though kek
No. 392251
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I’m obsessed with him, it’s becoming a problem. I’ve got hundreds of pictures of him saved on my phone. I hate him. I’ll buy his stupid wine and see Megalopolis though.
No. 392253
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>charming and fearless edwardian era irish explorer
Cillian Murphy wishes he had even a fraction of this guy's swagger
No. 392272
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He had swag
No. 392273
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love this shot
No. 392275
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No. 392372
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>>392350Although I consider him attractive and charming, I can understand why they could think he was ugly. I also think he is more visually appealing than some of the other men who have been posted in these threads.
No. 392402
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>>392210yeah there is a notable rape scene in the film, though at the very least it's not meant to be sexy.
i'm retarded about this movie for the wrong reasons. i think the droogs are uglycute.
No. 392409
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Ulillillia, somehow his mannerisms and way of speaking are just adorable to me.
No. 392425
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I had the weirdest crush on Rik Mayall when I was little. Even though Drop Dead Fred was THE WORST I wished he was my imaginary friend
No. 392432
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>>392425when he's not styled or acting like a loon (but let's face it that's why he was so great) he honestly was kinda hot
No. 392437
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>>392425same. in every role he has some kind of hurricane energy that instantly sucks you in. i mentioned this to my friend and she was completely horrified and said he looks like boris johnson kek.
No. 392500
>>392414Probably not lol
>>392422There's a channel on youtube called Ullillillia archive that seems to have relatively recent uploads from him, from their comments they seem to be in contact with him somehow
No. 392999
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I love these hideous incest moids.
No. 393061
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am I valid
No. 393247
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Someone called this cutie ugly in ugly male psyop thread (lol) but I disagree. He was pretty in "mysterious skin" albeit in the nerdy glasses. Totally my type - soft dirty blond hair, puppy blue eyes, full lips, good jaw lineunderage it's a joke. But op who posted him was right, and he already looked like absolute shit in "melancholy" so I stopped carrying. The current look is so vile that my brain refused to process the image. Male aging is a tragedy.
No. 393250
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>>393247>No he gained weight to be in the 'Funny Games' Haneke remake and claimed it was hard because he was so naturally skinny. Not that hard apparently seeing as he forgot to stopMen should be shamed so much for their inability to keep good looks it's unbelievable
No. 393262
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Roger Waters anon from the last thread has converted me…he's so cute! I love his long face lol
No. 393263
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Love me some tall skinny boys.
No. 393642
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it's me again with another glass of wine
No. 393653
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I want a foot faced bri'ish moid
No. 393671
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>>393262>>393263Roger waters anon here scrolling through and didn’t expect to see him! I’m so glad you love him, he’s so astonishingly pretty and unique looking. He’s very beautiful to me and he has the perfect body, everything is perfect! Anyway here are a few pics of him I’m sure you’d appreciate my
nonny dear. His hands are huge and so soft looking! And he has the most stunning side profile I’ve ever seen
No. 393745
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>>393671Saved! I absolutely get it. Ever since I saw him on the last thread I can't stop looking at him. Need that medieval peasant boy!
No. 393843
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>>393653>I want a foot faced bri'ish moidI feel you
No. 393850
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>>393325>blonde dude looks like human shrekThat's a bit extreme but I lol'd
No. 393865
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Never thought I'd see Roger in one of these threads. Knowing I'm not alone in my obsession with him makes me feel almost jealous kek
He's the only moid I would legitimately call beautiful.
No. 393866
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>>393865He's just really slutty like all the time
No. 393867
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>>393866And lest we forget, his cock is huge. Sorry for spamming lmao
No. 393925
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>>393867Arghhhhhh he’s too perfect….. I need to sperg about him, do any of you guys have discord so we can make a containment server or something?
No. 394014
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>>393925>>393974Yeah, I'd be up for that for sure
No. 394019
>>393855>he was purer and a much more decent human than all the other scrotes in the bandI believe it. He reminds me of Jello from DK in terms of being unusually intelligent and decent for a musician
and also very cute when young, yeah. I'm new to the sex pistols music and was so surprised to find out that Sid Vicious wasn't even a lead singer. It was Johnny Rotten who filled the songs with such earnest rage and contempt and raw energy. And he also wrote the lyrics. Wft Vicious was even doing in tha band and why is he hyped?
>even his wifeI wonder, tho, why they never had kids. Was one child from previous marriage enough for her and she just wanted a toyboy to fool around?
No. 394041
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>>393974>>394014Add me
saferthanmilk and I’ll add you to the server
No. 394137
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I think I have a thing for deranged psychopathic men and also his storyline was the best. But sadly he probably smells like ass.
No. 394176
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hes such a cutie and theres a man at my job that kinda reminds me of him. I confess that I am attracted to good looking older men
No. 394202
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i love him in a tux
No. 394215
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>>394202He's the poster boy of these threads at this point and I don't get why, isn't he conventional enough?
Picrel is mine, killing myself as I'm typing this.
No. 394403
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Can someone explain to me why despite the fact that I find 99% of males ugly and older men especially repulsive, the person who I find the most attractive in the world is a 50 year old moid who looks like this
No. 394436
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I’m suffering
No. 394440
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I’m sorry but I think I would
No. 394444
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>>394441Glad I found someone who understands…
No. 394448
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>>394444Also while we’re on the topic of funny creative Gen X goth dudes I used to have such a crush on Doc Hammer
No. 394541
>>394436KEK.. i hate that i loved him to the extent i did.. But i'm just a germanfucker
>>392409Yess he's adorable
No. 394603
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I'm heavily disappointed in the Las Vegas Oneyplays meetup. You have a panel set up and you don't even bother doing your fucking hair and looking like a cancer patient with how tight that beanie is gripping all your hair strands? We had Chrisfags but we should all go our own way with how chubby he's gotten too. Shame.
No. 394608
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Not even gonna try and justify this one
No. 394618
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>>394403kek agreed,
nonny. he's aged remarkably well for a gen x moid from that scene.
No. 394769
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Poor baby needs a lobotomy
No. 394787
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Can't believe this old dickhead is really making me learn about Formula 1. About to watch a Netflix show about it just for peeks of him
No. 394872
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I'm kind of into fat Damon
No. 395049
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>>394448Was just going to post him… Tasteful nona. He's like a real-life comic book character.
No. 395182
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>>394872Damon was a cutie but I always liked Graham more. He’s now old too and the years of being an alcoholic really shows. But I remain positive, we still have the music and the old photos of them to look at. Living in the past, you know. After all we all gonna get old and die. I fucking hate it but what is there to do. You can’t stop the time.
No. 395390
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This has been since 2015 at least. The dam finally broke two weeks ago and I told my best friend. I'm equal parts mortified and relieved I won't take it to my grave.
No. 395416
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he’s such a cutie
No. 395417
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>>395416samefag, femboy ahhhhh face and all
No. 395430
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>>395390Nonnie I've felt the same way for almost as long. Unfortunately he's looking very walled these days (pic unrel).
No. 395543
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Joshua Burge, specifically in Ape. His terrible stilted acting and bug face do something to me.
No. 395589
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nah he's hot as fuck but the conventional thread doesn't deserve him. this is a treat for my girlies here
No. 395627
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>>395430Honestly still would. 76 and Starfield's reception really kicked his ass though no arguing that. At least the show's reception has him glowing again.
No. 395800
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If he'd fix his hairline and nixed the beard, he'd still be attractive. His voice is still cute too.
No. 395824
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>>395800They were both really cute
No. 395882
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I can fix him
No. 395889
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when i look at his prey-like eyes i’m possessed with the ancient spirit of my carnivorous ancestors, i feel muscle memory of my jaw clamping down on his neck vertebrae and snapping them. the characters he plays remind me a bit of crane flies, harmless, annoying, freaks of nature, skinny, make you want to flatten them with a slipper (but you feel a bit bad about it), neurotic, get into everyone's business, etc. his features are literally perfect in the sense that they're so suited for being arranged in an expression of shock, panic or distress, his face is extremely emotive, especially the bug like wet eyes. his shrill voice would sound soooo nice crying or screaming or anything in between, i need to rip his limbs off. pls don’t ban me for a-logging, i just need him so bad.
No. 395898
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>>395800Him and Pedro Winter for me
No. 395927
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David Cronenberg… There's something so fittingly insectoid about him. He has such strange eyes and knowing that his mind works the way it does just does something to me, nonas. He was so sexy in Nightbreed… Where are all the creepy-crawly reptilian buglike husbandos in real life? Maybe don't answer that.
No. 396231
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>>395076Isaac only wants one thing and it's disgusting,
attention No. 396247
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No. 396297
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No. 396320
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I have always loved his weird teeth
No. 396358
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I need to hold him like this.
No. 396378
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im in lovee
No. 396381
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>>394514>Sid was there to be cute and dumbI love me some cute and dumb punk boi, tbh. It's good he OD'd and stayed pretty forever, like moids should, and didn’t mutated into a ol' bri'ish fat pig. Nancy was so lucky to fuck him.
No. 396383
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>>396378He was sooo gorgeous in the Godfather, too bad he aged like shit (Italian moids always do for some reason)
No. 396425
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>>396383He was so cute as Michael!
No. 396453
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Willard.
No. 396489
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he was so cute when he was young, rip
No. 396518
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>>396381Need me some unhinged self-destructive cutie so I could mess him up even more
>>396383>He was sooo gorgeous in the GodfatherNah. He looked kinda fat in it, maybe because of lightning/colouring. I think peak Al Pacino was in 'the panic in needle park' and 'scarecrow'
and in 'serpico' if it wasn't for the disgusting beard he had most of the movie No. 396561
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He was so hot in Intruder. I need him NOW.
No. 396566
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>>396558Same nonna, first time I was genuinely shocked and saddened by the death of someone famous
No. 396567
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he has such a striking face my god
>>396362kekk i'm so glad someone else noticed his music taste is actually horrible
No. 396647
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No. 396670
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>>396566I feel you. I didn't even recognize him here. Pretty…
No. 396849
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>>394436I wish Till wasn’t such a dead inside sexual deviant and psychopath. What else can you expect from Aries men I guess.
For me, it’s Schneider. Even though he looks like shit these days. He was such a cutie in his prime and seems like a nice guy.
No. 396850
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His tiny lips always kinda make me laugh though. He’s the ‘kith me’ meme.
No. 396851
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Kyoooot.
No. 396917
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he's annoying and cringe but i like his face/body
No. 397085
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Nonnies are absolutely decimating them on /ot/ but I think they’re both cute…
No. 397156
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I wanna fuck Pchal. And WHAT
No. 397263
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someone in the eurovision thread mentioned the ugly guy psyop thread when he was posted and you may be right BUT I THINK HE IS CUTE EVEN IF HE IS KINDA UGLY AND HAS A GROSS MOUSTACHE
No. 397271
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>>397263joostsisters unite… he is a cutie and has a kind smile
No. 397277
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>>394440reminds me of mine which is steven peavis from the brett domino trio, the one in the back. kek
No. 397279
>>397273>incident with a female member of the production teamthat incident being that he was being filmed without his permission and got pissed about it and gestured at her. he never got physical(at least according to official sources) and no matter what, I believe that it was overblown
>>397274>female photographer whose camera he broke first time I hear about this. Source?
also I just said I find him cute. Nowhere I mentioned his personality. I haven't looked into him much and he kinda gives me douche-y rapper vibes but I don't think he is THAT bad unless a nonna has more info on him
No. 397299
>>397282>>397282>swedes say he broke her camera and was aggressive>dutch say he was just angry at her and didn't get physicalnot that i don't believe the moid couldn't have been violent, but considering the shitshow that was this years competition and lots of conflicting information, idk what to believe. yes, they say that there were witnesses and shit, but still israel press/delegation has been harassing people left and right also breaking rules and EBU spoke nothing of it until the irish gendie came out and made it known. tinfoiling here, but using him as a scapegoat after he questioned Eden and blew the event out of proportion to kick him out
ofc if he was violent, fuck him. but also fuck the EBU
No. 397301
>>397299Considering how up in the arms the fans are over his disqualification, as well as the Dutch being mad that the whole country was basically punished over an unknown incident, and seeing as how the only thing we know for sure is that it involved an altercation that started after Joost got mad at being filmed backstage, I'm guessing that the "gesture" was something like covering the camera with his hand or something similarly minor. They know releasing the footage would paint the EBU in a bad light. If he'd actually done something bad they would have said they had definitive proof of him being a shithead just to stop getting spammed with literal thousands of comments calling for Joost to receive justice.
I think he's ugly and that his song is annoying but I think it's really unfair that they dq'ed him and implied he sexually assaulted or hit a woman just for it to get softened to the extremely vague statement that he "made a threatening gesture."
No. 397310
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Anyway, my Eurovision crush this year is Baby Lasagna. He's hit in the face but there's something about his energy that's really attractive.
All of the men were a little uggo this year ngl (I think Nemo could be pleasant looking if he wasn't a gendie with bad style though). We were spoiled last year with Bojan, Luke and Jann.
No. 397313
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>>397310c'mon the baby lasagna guy is decently attractive and looks likeable
>I think Nemo could be pleasant looking no nonna plz look at those teeth and dead stare. picrel is literally a jumpscare
>mentions bojan without mentioning the rest of joker out No. 397317
>>397310his facial features are a bit odd but I like how he looks compared to most guys nowadays
>>397313he looks like an eternal zoomer
No. 397326
>>397313Oh, please, no, have you heard him talking? It's horrible, he has the most gay Swiss German accent I've ever heard and Swiss German already sounds horrible if spoken by normal people. And his teeth, did they let him bite on a stone while he was a small child?
And yes, I'm still mad that Croatia didn't win, it's been the only good song besides that Ireland girl and she had to lose because of that troon shit and because Ireland doesn't want to host another ESC ever again, kek.
No. 397328
>>397326I thought Norway and Ukraine were very good. I preferred the Swiss song over the Croatian one but I still would have preferred Croatia to win purely because the singer isn't a gendie.
I think Baby Lasagna is one of those people who look good from afar but you can see their features are weird when you see them close up. I think he'd look better if his hair were a darker shade of blond.
No. 397414
>>397405>100%uhh anon..
>>393653>>393642>>393262>>392999>>392425>>392409>>397313>>397277>>397271>>397263>>397156>>397085>>396917>>396647>>396453>>396297>>396320>>396297>>396247>>395889>>395882>>395800>>395627>>394608>>394603>>394440>>394215>>394137>>392251like half of these guys are downright bizarre looking or fucked up in other ways. you really think someone like null, or the swiss eurovision guy, or the nazi guy, even MATT SMITH should be in the conventional thread instead?
No. 397460
File: 1715591795951.mp4 (514.5 KB, 640x360, tWmIRE68ZTTPrcKZ.mp4)
idk if what he's saying matters because i don't understand dutch kek but i think he looks cute in this video…
No. 397628
File: 1715636672217.jpeg (143.41 KB, 960x1371, 408A59B3-184F-4097-9767-6F91EF…)
>look up the wives, lovers and gfs of various handsome nazis
>they’re all frumpy dowdy mommy looking types with frizzy hair, thick wrists and cankles
This is the kind of looksmatching we need to go back to.
Anyway, I deserve a cute WWII Nazi bf to deradicalize and turn his face into my seat.
No. 397641
>>397460>>397628European nonas LITERALLY cannot suffer btw.
Your countries are full of beautiful tall slender blonde blue eyed twinks with feminist leanings and perfect porcelain or rosy skin. I never want to hear any European nona complain about dating in her country ever again. You do not suffer.
No. 397642
File: 1715637988219.jpeg (411.08 KB, 1625x1179, 28E5C62C-82DD-4BF4-82DD-AC12B3…)
>>397641God hates European men
No. 397644
>>397641In my country most men are average height with brown hair, and they tend to age like shit and have bad fashion sense. I really wish tall blond men were the norm here in [redacted country in Western Europe].
I personally want a Russian mail order groom, but I feel like personality wise Eastern Euro men can be challenging even though physically I like their look lol
No. 397668
>>397636>>397638the video was posted on december 2017 which would make him 20,
no one cares but i said it like that because his birthday is in november of 1997 so you were close ! i think if he lost some weight and shaved he could look that cute again
No. 397734
File: 1715652241517.jpg (337.67 KB, 1846x2400, c65fcec6c619670a00e3fe14d8b17d…)
hes a weirdo but damn isnt he cute
No. 397741
File: 1715653104469.png (958.65 KB, 800x800, adam-sandler.png)
i have always loved this dumbass
No. 397743
File: 1715653480855.jpg (114.27 KB, 736x736, 1e016e45de365e265f6afec789ad26…)
>>397460I like how he looks with the mullet and moustache (I am a basic nonnita) but he looks so cute with a normal haircut, also doesnt make him look like a jerk
No. 397820
File: 1715675933123.jpg (46.75 KB, 495x700, MV5BNTM5YTNmMzgtNTgxNi00MDY0LW…)
He had a caveman looking face and a very controversial person in general, but he's still kinda hot.
No. 397961
File: 1715711333338.jpg (835.52 KB, 1641x2560, 1000006966.jpg)
Happy Birthday to young George Lucas only
No. 398129
File: 1715745508684.jpg (33.54 KB, 564x564, 4ee1a3824631b9713d651a1004addd…)
I've been thinking about him for days, i need to watch the x-men movies again just to see him again. Ngl though, it's a jumpscare seeing Hugh Jackman not as wolverine because i have zero attraction to him outside him doing this role lmao. I know he's old now, but i wonder if i will still have the same feelings after watching the new deadpool movie. We'll see.
No. 398131
File: 1715746299716.jpeg (398.27 KB, 1290x1635, IMG_5923.jpeg)
He’s popular at the moment because of fallout but I’ve always found this freaky looking man divine. I love off putting features, his big forehead and wormlike lips with big veneers are the right combo of sexy but ugly I love in men.
No. 398217
File: 1715788488609.jpg (65.33 KB, 735x728, 98500812f8f4253c6e9a4abe769791…)
It's crazy that he gave such fboy vibes in this era when he looks so silly now
Anyway I really hope that he decides to lose some weight, shave the pedostache and go back to a normal hairstyle now that ESC is over. He's still young enough that he could look good if he tried
No. 398298
File: 1715809147215.jpg (33.05 KB, 564x564, fc85a7cebe7fdf7bc10d2fa4a78edc…)
Specifically Charlie Kelly
No. 398306
File: 1715811611845.png (Spoiler Image,400.38 KB, 755x767, dik.png)
>>398217>I really hope that he decides to lose some weight, shave the pedostache and go back to a normal hairstyletotally agreed
although i still find him cute regardless kek i like his hair in the "fok de blok" music video best, i think longer hair suits him and he should go back to that (while he still can kek). i hate the hiter youth haircut on him so i'm glad that's over
No. 398311
File: 1715815483543.jpg (3.65 MB, 2999x1998, MV5BM2IyMzhkOGEtMDFkZS00NDI5LW…)
i just want to bully the HELL out of this tiny little man
No. 398405
File: 1715846114901.jpeg (11.03 KB, 259x194, images.jpeg)
>>398348>>398311No fucking way, it's him kek. Puberty has not been kind to him, i'm sorry.
No. 398417
File: 1715852613170.jpg (243.76 KB, 1280x720, fallout-easter-eggs.jpg)
>>398348>>398400>>398405idk who any of these people are. actually i think he looks ugly out of character but he's really cute as this little nerd in the show
>>398406is that a thing?! idk it seems too emasculating. actually this character isn't a kid, he's like 25 or something. he's just extremely fucking short
No. 398437
File: 1715857603017.jpg (581.27 KB, 850x2385, 1651848682307.jpg)
>>398417NTAYRT but this has been discussed in other threads (check out "Child abuse in Hollywood"). I'd say there's something to it.
No. 398465
File: 1715867030014.jpeg (1.49 MB, 1920x1080, IMG_3811.jpeg)
He was so hot in After Hours.
No. 398485
File: 1715873580106.jpg (86.74 KB, 736x981, 7ef24255f164ec7a3ec8ec2821aaa6…)
I know he's cosplaying but that facial hair is criminal.
No. 398521
File: 1715882545917.png (565.9 KB, 707x881, 1715878442365933.png)
I will eternally be upset that men who dress like this are inevitably either gay or troons.
No. 398533
File: 1715884968679.jpg (277.32 KB, 1200x1200, jk.jpg)
>>398217>>398306I also find him very attractive including his current self but losing more weight? He's already a lanklet (I love it)
No. 398534
>>398530You can always move onto the next moid after 12 months.
>>398533He's so fat you wouldn't even need gasoline to burn his body the whale blubber would keep it going like hellfire. Men in the healthy weight range have visible bones and veins 100% of the time.
No. 398566
File: 1715890673456.jpg (62.82 KB, 735x726, 75f4d8cc099ab1dafc7b1538c742d7…)
We need a Joost containment thread at this point … The tall blue eyed euroblond is just too much …
(I really wish there were more pics of him pre-mullet where he's not making a stupid face kek)
No. 398573
File: 1715892840763.jpg (121.73 KB, 1080x1315, be0380af4b0a7593eacb2726fe0888…)
>>398566i love all joosts
No. 398575
File: 1715894743296.webp (80.3 KB, 1000x1000, 14c4b498e5129e1c728b9f51e8781b…)
>>398566he was such a cute kid bro…we have lost many years of youtube content as he has nuked those videos
i like this pic i think he is cute No. 398577
File: 1715895350870.jpg (137.91 KB, 736x720, 2fd7c5c12529225b9befe99b1abbba…)
>>398533I love Joost but EWWW the chest hair
He looks very cute in picrel, very bf material. I thought of moving my sperging to the 3d husbando thread but im not sure I would call him my husbando just yet kek
No. 398697
File: 1715919044084.gif (9.78 MB, 540x500, 0bcc9070a21704c18551b6cc56ded4…)
Sorry to post him again, but the boxing scene in the first x-men movie was seriously my sexual awakening. I mourn the fact that he will never take my virginity whilst larping as wolverine.
No. 398712
File: 1715924894161.jpg (612.21 KB, 2400x1080, Screenshot_2024-05-17-00-43-28…)
Joostnonas…just look at him. I'd be down for a thread as I'd like yo sperg but what if he is proven to have done something shitty at esc(I don't think so but you never know)and I'd feel like an idiot kek. From the stuff I've watched though he seems like a decent moid
No. 398724
File: 1715927924942.jpg (595.96 KB, 2400x1080, Screenshot_2024-05-17-00-41-24…)
>>398719That's what I'm doing in my weekend kek
>>398722NO HE IS CUTE
No. 398730
File: 1715929746455.jpeg (23.94 KB, 554x554, 10.jpeg)
>>398712I think younger Joost was cute, so cute that he is conventionally attractive and doesn't fit this thread but current Joost is also hot as fuck. His goofiness is the salt and pepper of it. I like the mullet and all
No. 398748
>>398730This is just pure, un-adulterated mental illness. Turning yourself into a ridiculous monster by growing ugly facial hair is equal to cutting your face with razor blades. He looks 45 years old now. What drives a man to do this? Does he hate himself or women who have to see him perform on stage? Was he molested so now he’s slowly committing social suicide? What he’s doing is completely against god and the nature of males. He’s ruined beyond salvation.
>>398721He looks like he belongs in gay porn. Something about the fashion choices seems
sus. Anyway I would gladly watch this version get fisted. I bet his hole was pink
No. 398756
File: 1715944192211.jpeg (Spoiler Image,31.91 KB, 400x225, IMG_2207.jpeg)
>>398465Yesss. I like him even when he’s a walking corpse.
No. 398770
File: 1715949836674.jpg (46.29 KB, 405x405, Tumblr_l_641340706664083.jpg)
His lawyer has said that he "pushed the camera away to remove it." So it seems that my suspicion that the "threatening gesture" he did was reaching out to cover the camera was right.
No. 398773
File: 1715950420538.jpg (374.12 KB, 1152x2048, Tumblr_l_641343178216697.jpg)
>>398730I thought he was ugly as sin when I saw that picture. Was pleasantly surprised to find out he's confusingly attractive without the stupid hipster get-up. He's only 26 so he could still look decent if he tried. Not the same as early 20s Joost ofc, but I'd like to see his face with a bit more definition from being in his mid 20s underneath the mustache and weight gain.
No. 398856
File: 1715975800954.png (94.42 KB, 382x359, shame.png)
>>396297kek I was going to post him too but feel slightly better seeing someone else post him somewhat recently. I had no strong feelings towards him but listened to an archived podcast episode recently and he comes across as pretty likable. He has nice skin and eyes.
I hate myself for this btw don't worry No. 398880
File: 1715989143300.jpg (236.51 KB, 1056x1473, FMmfRM5XEAEYsUu.jpg)
Conrad Veidt… He's so beautiful. Where did this subsect of moid disappear to, nonas?
No. 398910
File: 1716012967165.jpg (151.45 KB, 1024x768, gareth_stare_1024.jpg)
>>398909Pic for reference
No. 399044
File: 1716072490952.gif (809.78 KB, 500x273, Steven Wilson.gif)
Something about him and his pretentious strain of autism just makes me want to go rabid, I can't take it anymore nonas.
No. 399051
File: 1716073957892.jpeg (394.88 KB, 828x957, IMG_2357.jpeg)
he’s gay but what a qt. love his ears
No. 399069
File: 1716078210278.webp (40.79 KB, 300x300, IMG_3827.webp)
he’s cute and i like his voice. i hope his eyes are not edited
No. 399083
File: 1716080309207.jpg (43.12 KB, 800x948, 11-STEVEN WILSON BY HAJO MUELL…)
>>399045I recommend his music as well as his band's (Porcupine Tree), nona. Very cerebral and always creative. I love his voice, it's so calm and thoughtful. I think he's aging pretty well too.
No. 399130
File: 1716098488460.png (1.45 MB, 1051x1056, dfhfhhhh.png)
I already knew I had a thing for bi men, but jesus christ. Someone beat some sense into me
No. 399145
File: 1716105917275.gif (8.66 MB, 540x300, tumblr_77e2e6e83a1caf1c1e6e4b0…)
>>399051this scene is going to live prominently in my head for the rest of my life
>>399130i, objectively, find him very ugly, yet i was severely endeared to him at the end of the show
No. 399156
File: 1716111260598.jpg (102.72 KB, 1179x1165, Tumblr_l_26520918823474.jpg)
>>399145I just watched it, I really didn't expect that level of homoeroticism. It was great, and the blond one was so cute to me (in the flashbacks at least).
>>399051He reminds me a lot of the guy who played Merlin kek.
No. 399163
File: 1716113107304.gif (9.77 MB, 540x450, tumblr_d7cd549c30e2ac550fa93b0…)
>>399156the guy who made it also did call me by your name and i hate the two leads but it also has some extremely sensual eroticism
the bit of zendaya making them kiss without them knowing has been a fantasy of mine for as long as i can remember - a mmf threesome where i direct them - so i can now just hold onto that forever and be satisfied without having to do it irl (i do not want to interact with men)
No. 399171
File: 1716114912429.jpeg (31.05 KB, 613x345, export_yrwqxgu6mkf-0f9582-0@1x…)
daddy?? sorry…
No. 399174
File: 1716115152710.jpg (129.46 KB, 664x960, 1000013207.jpg)
I know it's lecherous but I am THIRSTY for Charlotte's husband (sex and city). Why have a mirror over your bed when you can watch your mutton chops get smashed to bits by circumcised weiner in this man's gorgeous polished dome?
No. 399175
File: 1716115195416.jpg (108.13 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f…)
>>399174ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 399178
>>399164Who is it? I think he looks fine
>>399174I talk a lot about ugly male psyop here but tbh his face was cute and the sex scenes with him were portrayed really well, like I could believe he could get it… And he looked 10 years younger than Trey.
No. 399180
File: 1716117113301.jpg (391.57 KB, 1024x1280, 4x5-jpg-1--data.jpg)
Sparks brothers, but specifically Ron… They don't make autists like these anymore.
No. 399219
File: 1716127524056.jpeg (22.8 KB, 440x440, OpgA0iv.jpeg)
>>398748is it not very obvious that his recent styling is an ironic caricature of an old-school european for eurovision? his song is as pro-europe and as y2k eurodance as it gets, so it's both very clear and on the nose.
>>398759if he has bpd, it seems relatively managed and it is not entirely surprising giving that he became an orphan at just thirteen years old.
joostice for joost!!!
No. 399223
File: 1716128002828.mp4 (204.88 KB, 736x600, Kw6oelcgtQIg8Yxe.mp4)
>>399219different anon, i had to wait for someone to mention him again to post this kek. cutie
No. 399246
File: 1716136050567.png (2.81 MB, 1080x2400, GN67UxmXUAAJjh7.png)
>>399224>>398748as a bpd-chan, i find him good representation compared to this edgy schizo shit anon(s) keeps posting. we get it you hate moids but it's just not funny
anyway
No. 399247
File: 1716136476753.jpg (180.95 KB, 950x1188, GNzgSPrWUAA2_dW.jpg)
my favourite babushka
No. 399249
File: 1716136813350.jpg (128.5 KB, 735x809, 742205d27b5172652ff12027e4dd4f…)
Another joostfag reporting … I was so surprised there was a confusingly cute face under that ironic hipster outfit, but now I see the real joost. I wonder if he'll go back to dressing normally now that the Europapa thing went up in flames
No. 399252
File: 1716137312728.jpg (316.88 KB, 1030x580, Joost-Klein-1-1030x580.jpg)
>>399248would any other joostnona be up to make it? i'd like to post all those tiktoks i've found of him being silly but idk how to name it and what pic to put
No. 399282
File: 1716143277951.jpg (69.13 KB, 564x820, viktor tsoi 7.jpg)
Viktor is so cute, I can't even.
No. 399353
File: 1716158984838.jpg (64.99 KB, 566x850, Steven-Wilson-4782942.jpg)
>>399305Yessss, glad there are some nonas in the thread who see what I'm seeing. I don't see many people ever talking about him.
No. 399368
File: 1716161147553.mp4 (15.68 MB, 572x948, Screen_Recording_20240520_0216…)
This British basketball player who lives in Germany and makes skits about the culture and language. He's so goofy and cute to me.
No. 399377
File: 1716163047399.jpg (42.34 KB, 700x700, 42415-3-5d8d329851f72.jpg)
>>399369Ayrt, you're sure? He's a bit of a thumb head and has that British look to him.
No. 399402
File: 1716172551668.png (208.95 KB, 512x288, unnamed.png)
I was rewatching Last House on the Left and thought this guy was hot kek. I was happy when he got his hands tied behind his back at the end of the movie I wish the actor was better so that his screaming was more realistic, but I can appreciate the low budget campiness too
No. 399418
File: 1716180496586.gif (1.13 MB, 500x450, 1db685c57820ab47daa1bd9c25591d…)
the only redhead male i'd let do whatever he wanted to me
josh homme btw
No. 399432
File: 1716191218520.jpeg (113.89 KB, 1022x1022, IMG_0212.jpeg)
>>398298Yes, and also…(season 1-2 specifically) in character too
No. 399449
File: 1716203220402.jpg (94.71 KB, 744x1116, 1000013231.jpg)
He's gay and I respect it but I just wish I could turn him?? He reminds me of an alien from outer-space larping as a real human being. Like, am I wrong, or does that sound kinda hot?? I may not conquer space but surely I can get this gay man to throw me a bone and let me suckle??
No. 399456
File: 1716206675693.jpg (89.91 KB, 633x844, IMG_3324.jpg)
Ivan Zakharov… He's so beautiful and I love his nose.
No. 399460
File: 1716209376226.jpeg (32.07 KB, 284x410, sergey.jpeg)
Don't know what's possessing him to wear eyeliner everywhere this year but still would the Google co-founder
No. 399513
File: 1716233647251.png (1.19 MB, 1810x1047, cesare borgia.png)
I need him oh my god I need him
No. 399550
File: 1716247818347.png (484.75 KB, 553x854, Captura de tela 2024-05-20 202…)
>>399432True, he looked adorable in the early seasons. Also, thighs.
No. 399631
File: 1716270698319.webp (125.43 KB, 570x861, 96E9DADD-E001-418E-B6B5-42B7C9…)
Young Trent Reznor
No. 399919
File: 1716387949562.jpeg (350.64 KB, 2048x2048, Per_Yngve_Ohlin-2134646676.jpe…)
Dead from Mayhem
No. 399924
File: 1716389169005.jpg (41.71 KB, 640x640, hkybjiv6hga91.jpg)
>>399919I agree, nonna, he was so cute. Not even sad he killed himself cause he seemed to not enjoy life very much. He wouldn't age well anyways.
No. 399927
File: 1716389567549.jpg (530.32 KB, 1080x1078, Screenshot_20240522-153236.jpg)
>>399924It was best that he died a beautiful death at 22, so we can always remember him with his lovely long hair rather than as a balding beer bellied dad
No. 399932
File: 1716390981101.png (1.78 MB, 1170x886, IMG_2431.png)
Gerry Beckley, I’m plagued by my taste in men because they no longer exist and most men are fugly now.
No. 399958
>>399167Perfect execution, nonna. Lol.
I think he looked cute when he was younger. During the show he looked in some angles cute and in others haggard.
No. 399962
File: 1716403158023.jpg (108.67 KB, 709x836, Unbenannt.JPG)
>>399707Same, nonna.
>>399819Sorry, I had to. Blame it on Tuna and Lurch.
No. 399998
File: 1716413371473.png (1.22 MB, 1109x988, cesare borgia 2.png)
he is looking down on my sinful ass
No. 400025
File: 1716418476025.jpg (66.23 KB, 1199x674, 50425971_605.jpg)
I remember when he was everywhere in the news in 2013 and I had the biggest crush on him. He can blow my whistle anytime.
No. 400081
File: 1716437325531.jpg (74.87 KB, 1200x900, jeff-probst-lead.jpg)
No. 400158
File: 1716472071788.jpg (444.19 KB, 1014x1228, Screenshot_20240520_233242_Goo…)
it's inconceivable how wet this little guy makes me
No. 400159
File: 1716472134633.jpg (41.84 KB, 735x859, f18e405b3f363abd401931b1672573…)
Young jerma was something
No. 400179
File: 1716480428964.jpg (3.89 MB, 5028x2828, harlan ellison.jpg)
I need to ride him while pointing a gun to his head. Kinda feel like the freak would enjoy it though, so ig I'd just ghost him after a one night stand.
>>400025I stand with you. I'm actually surprised I dont see him more often in these threads, incredibly mid looking guy with glasses but with 'hacker swag'.
No. 400273
File: 1716504197878.jpg (237.91 KB, 804x890, kqH43i8Wud3hE5jqY3wGjGr5LY2XKA…)
I recently watched Don't Look Now and came to a shocking realization that Donald Sutherland was once young(ish), I need to watch movies where he's younger now. He's so quaint. If he was my teacher or something I would probably secretly fall in love with him.
No. 400496
>>400379His voice is so calming wtf
I'd listen to him talk for hours
No. 400543
File: 1716596046545.jpg (78.67 KB, 1280x720, david spade sierra.jpg)
I've always found David Spade cute and I like his Sierra commercials because it looks like he's having a good time. No shame.
No. 400567
File: 1716599225447.png (969.12 KB, 757x755, igor.png)
>inb4 'which one'
No. 400619
File: 1716611023379.jpg (79.4 KB, 800x1064, 953807-800w.jpg)
No. 400626
File: 1716619788991.jpg (51.17 KB, 368x756, Egg5VxwUMAIv8FEi.jpg)
Mickey Finn of T. Rex. One of the most attractive men I've ever seen… I love his nose.
No. 400850
File: 1716660656864.png (880.17 KB, 754x783, Screenshot_20240525-140555.png)
>>400567I'm ashamed to have immediately recognized him. Idk he's unconventional, but he worked to be attractive, unlike every other Slavic moid.
My only friend who watches trash TV apparently doesn't thirst over nazis, but Igor is just a troll and I love it.
Also I kek'd when they explained that Nikki renamed him, like a puppy.
No. 400954
File: 1716702944183.webp (173.65 KB, 1226x1839, GettyImages-1388129339-2.png)
hunter schafer. i have a thing for feminine men with long hair, its such a shame hunter trooned out though. my ex looked so much like him, complete with very long hair
No. 400961
File: 1716707935484.jpg (217.61 KB, 900x900, unnamed.jpg)
i would have fucked him when he was alive. not joking
No. 400970
File: 1716715237100.jpg (8.58 KB, 183x275, terry.jpg)
>>400961he was so cute when he was younger, i get you nonna
No. 400974
File: 1716720053056.jpg (48.11 KB, 401x1024, gettyimages-85861292-1024x1024…)
Peak male performance
No. 401032
File: 1716738237121.png (852.94 KB, 1500x976, Capture d'écran 2024-05-25 234…)
very studious
No. 401063
File: 1716747249613.jpg (16.02 KB, 218x280, sethrogan.jpg)
He's the exact sort of clown I find attractive. I dated this one guy who reminded me of him but had to break it off because he was awful in bed
No. 401084
File: 1716754377101.jpg (63.53 KB, 736x1016, 447f4525e781272f22e7ffd8864c11…)
Why they all go bald
No. 401088
File: 1716755576986.jpg (138.44 KB, 494x750, tumblr_nw90bhmPEq1tl50ofo1_500…)
>>401084i always thought he was really attractive in NBK shit hairline and all
No. 401089
File: 1716755759930.jpeg (26.94 KB, 313x480, ZueqU2K.jpeg)
No. 401111
File: 1716759758634.png (2.03 MB, 1080x1350, c2mltep5xm7b1.png)
>>399959i wont lie i still think hes sexy. he looks better than a lot of aging rockstars
No. 401118
File: 1716761343244.jpg (57.22 KB, 664x1024, 4901814d41a52991be0584f26b9c56…)
they ruined him with a beard in season 2
i'm seething
No. 401128
File: 1716765890095.jpeg (91.83 KB, 564x800, E146F98A-FD6E-4D35-8487-15C090…)
Anatomy of a Fall lawyer 100%
No. 401156
File: 1716773051335.jpg (72.82 KB, 735x964, GOZ7_hVbsAAwxRr.jpg)
>>401128Tasteful nona… He's very catlike.
No. 401173
File: 1716776362238.png (630.6 KB, 585x593, 1000018335.png)
>>401156He was cuter and more stupid looking when he had brown hair. God I love when men look like retarded inbreds
No. 401205
>>401169>constantly whines about how women "can't keep up with him">has been publicly asexual and not in a relationship for decades>has lived only with other men whenever he wasn't living alonelet's be real, the tinfoil is
valid, but it's plausible he's just a gigantic autist or maybe he has a microdick and he's ashamed of it
No. 401206
File: 1716782379033.jpg (47.52 KB, 630x629, GNTluuqbkAAaJxa.jpg)
>>401173Yes, very elven looking…
No. 401238
File: 1716798719198.jpg (102.49 KB, 465x465, 00sprks76_465_465_int.jpg)
>>400974I prefer his brother
No. 401239
>>401205Microdick energy but if he had conservative and or
abusive parents he might just be closeted. He has said though if he were gay he'd see no reason to be ashamed of it so former seems more on par.
No. 401253
File: 1716810852804.gif (1.25 MB, 220x165, u-wot-m8-sparks.gif)
>>401238Valid, they are both cuties. I just love Ron's whole shtick.
No. 401286
File: 1716825018461.jpg (51.17 KB, 564x846, arin-hanson-from-game-grumps-t…)
Was told to come here with my jdm faggotry.
No. 401287
File: 1716826061968.mp4 (682.24 KB, 720x1280, 1000054574.mp4)
>>401286I'm the anon that told you to come here and I'm glad you did because I actually find him very attractive kek. He's just not a fit for the other thread.
No. 401288
File: 1716826137976.jpg (62.68 KB, 603x960, 04707c3893fe77556192d8578bad48…)
>>401287That's so weird, he's 100% conventionally attractive in my opinion. Is it because he's old and not a bishie?
No. 401289
>>401288SA don't wanna have to wait ten minutes to delete and repost. Also bc he's kinda bald? lol
I think he's not gonna go full male pattern baldness though, those last few strands are holding on firmly.
No. 401411
Let's get back on tracks anons, post your scrotes.
>>401286Welcome
No. 401464
File: 1716880160431.jpg (17.49 KB, 235x422, f1d618a3140d6b9454fabc957831bd…)
I have around 85 different screen shots of him saved onto a pinterest board now.
No. 401465
File: 1716881042328.gif (2.34 MB, 800x434, 1000014653.gif)
never liked RDJ but wow he used to look like that?!
No. 401490
File: 1716902757443.png (1.15 MB, 990x640, tchatcherite.png)
I want to degrade and ruin this random tory monarchist politician (Jacob Rees-Mogg) so bad. He comes across as extremely punchable and smug, how wonderful. I like to imagine him having a secret submissive side he can't fully repress when he's too aroused
>>401464A million times yes. He is solely responsible for my love of sideburns
>>396453Yes! He's perfect
No. 401547
File: 1716923641224.jpg (66.62 KB, 1024x537, Jacobs-Ladder_08112019-1024x53…)
>>401490Oh my god nona this has always been my secret shameful crush too kek. I want to make him crawl on all fours for me
No. 401668
File: 1716957789719.gif (1.91 MB, 268x255, tumblr_ot7e36vSZv1v5zaklo2_400…)
he's literally my reason to wake up in the morning at this point
No. 401744
File: 1716997996716.jpg (75.4 KB, 708x1000, sputnik-908899-preview.jpg)
nonnas i'm going to hell aren't i
No. 401745
File: 1716998082737.jpg (24.86 KB, 400x400, QY_GOnO0_400x400.jpg)
10/10 would manipulate this man
No. 401794
File: 1717010560606.jpg (109.96 KB, 690x919, tumblr_f922f773572adbcbee88f6d…)
i had a dream we fucked and it was romantic and wonderful. sigh.
No. 401825
File: 1717018052661.gif (8.55 MB, 540x506, 1000025099.gif)
newly single and back on my joe keery bullshit
No. 401829
File: 1717018661406.jpg (208.37 KB, 735x1130, Anthrax.jpg)
I love them all, especially Frank Bello.
No. 401999
File: 1717091947925.jpeg (123.84 KB, 735x903, IMG_3636.jpeg)
Just heard his voice for the first time in a while, forgot how cute he is
No. 402035
File: 1717100273968.png (693.12 KB, 640x1518, 7qjtkkn4ocs81.png)
>>401999omg nona lets simp old bladee together
No. 402129
File: 1717126140872.gif (2.55 MB, 500x278, HIROY.gif)
It's been a while. Howdy.
No. 402175
File: 1717141391664.jpg (121.58 KB, 750x1000, flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f…)
>>402131Yep, it was a little excessive, but they were cute to watch and listen to. It's nice finding some girlies who appreciate them. I've been watching old interviews and Ron is just hilarious. He called himself emotionally retarded in one of them. I love Russell's outfit in picrel
No. 402245
File: 1717179730654.png (902.5 KB, 1134x512, Screenshot 2024-05-31 at 11.21…)
>>395800I'm going to add his son to this. He's better looking but don't think he belongs in the other thread kek
No. 402324
File: 1717206050554.gif (2.97 MB, 540x304, marathonman2.gif)
>>402175I remember the first time I listened to "Hello Young Lovers" (I thought they were some young indie band at the time, kek) specifically "Perfume". I flipped out because my name was mentioned in it. I recently bought a small sample of the perfume they linked with my name. It reeks to high heaven, LOL
>>402184Awww, stawp it, you. Reveal your husbando to me so that I may nickname you.
No. 402357
File: 1717221968170.jpg (67.14 KB, 407x547, 1717207420629.jpg)
He looks so sweet and dreamy. And those arm veins are giving me immoral thoughts.
No. 402364
File: 1717227964978.jpeg (317.65 KB, 1333x2000, 1DD2627D-77FD-461F-8E16-3D3B6E…)
I miss him so bad
No. 402374
File: 1717233823876.jpg (58.4 KB, 600x750, 266777-20130621-todd-rundgren.…)
I wonder if the Roger Waters nonas would like him. Glorious horse faces…
No. 402383
File: 1717237316654.png (964.48 KB, 640x948, IMG_6845.png)
>>402374Hahahahah me and my brother are obsessed with Todd. He was so cute and funny with the most amazing voice ugh god love him
No. 402400
File: 1717245030505.png (731.15 KB, 743x564, IMG_2739.png)
>>402324I am very retarded for Sam Raimi lol
No. 402408
File: 1717250993486.jpg (27.39 KB, 555x318, jonasbjerr_555.jpg)
>>402383Aww he reminds me a little of Jonas Bjerre from Mew in this picture.
>>402399Ooh, psychic nona… I'm jealous.
No. 402465
File: 1717265158956.jpg (143.63 KB, 1000x635, GettyImages-72291000.jpg)
he makes me wish i was a guitar
No. 402478
File: 1717270358741.jpg (35.37 KB, 524x650, Dagobert-I-by-Emile-Signol.jpg)
King Dagobert 1, king of the Franks who died over a thousand years ago
Let's make necromancy cool again
No. 402606
File: 1717295989909.jpeg (57.54 KB, 563x1000, BFEE1F3C-D578-4497-B8F0-CC7677…)
>>402035On god that’s one of my favorite pics of him.
I want to force myself on shota Bladey so bad.
<Don’t ban me mods hes 18 here>
No. 402607
File: 1717296021345.gif (450.94 KB, 270x243, 9237D067-C0E4-4EF1-8BAF-6E9116…)
I wanna rape him so bad
No. 402655
File: 1717307469033.jpeg (71.46 KB, 770x773, e38c2a882ab4f2b234fda0909a3a15…)
>>402606He's perfect. Don't ban me either, I'm pretty sure he's of age here.
No. 402663
File: 1717310637293.jpg (81.59 KB, 656x900, GettyImages-105860302-16018482…)
I'm now becoming attracted to a young Jamie Kennedy and I'm not sure why
No. 402686
File: 1717321887299.jpg (70.55 KB, 828x1010, b495a07fa61d482a12449ad8db2185…)
he was just.. you know.. so cute
my heart aches everyday that he got old
No. 402687
File: 1717321936676.webp (123.03 KB, 1400x1400, saditdx5jxhpi1lgip2x.webp)
yknow wat i mean (ignore the ugly goblin next to him)
No. 402688
File: 1717321985127.webp (39.65 KB, 770x770, 7ab52c0ff9667a84711e8e1b318be3…)
sharp elven features
No. 402693
File: 1717324777611.jpeg (35.34 KB, 381x500, d8ed68476d42edd815fcfa249e402b…)
He was cute when he was skinny and had the emo madara hair. I hate his current look.
No. 402722
File: 1717338607674.png (339.53 KB, 720x510, 2FAD736D-8939-462C-999D-20CF13…)
Why is his nose so big and fucking cute
No. 402724
File: 1717338776578.jpg (183.3 KB, 630x929, tumblr_40eb3fbae04bfa9664b24fb…)
>>402722because hes a scarecrow
his nose is for crows to sit on
be scared ok!!!!
No. 402725
File: 1717338855625.gif (1.81 MB, 292x320, 382B460E-1BED-41F4-B906-0730D4…)
In a parallel universe he’s my reindeer herder husbando and we live together in a small cottage in Sápmi.
No. 402726
File: 1717339217954.jpeg (49.66 KB, 415x960, B64505EF-65AD-4770-BF43-50AC9F…)
>>402724Rare happy Bladey. He’s so fucking cute when he smiles omg. Brush your teeth my big nosed goblin.
No. 402728
File: 1717339468073.jpg (82.46 KB, 750x732, a591a92d1bf4032900d50c343657fd…)
>>402726cute hapey bladey
No. 402730
File: 1717339813435.jpg (171.77 KB, 1200x750, bladee-1200x750.jpg)
hes so old and ugly now……. sigh………
No. 402732
File: 1717340041285.webp (336.38 KB, 1786x2500, _I2A1410.webp)
>>402731he got fat too. he needs to lose weight.
I like the long hair though. Very elven.
No. 402742
File: 1717342142401.jpeg (441.47 KB, 750x814, IMG_1060.jpeg)
Don’t care about his politics, don’t care about watermelons, don’t care about socialism, don’t care about his fat ethot fans, don’t care about his ugly thirst traps he does for his faggot fans, I just need his retarded
No. 402743
File: 1717342199095.jpeg (79.74 KB, 241x406, IMG_1061.jpeg)
>>402742Just stop talking period and he would have so much more appeal
No. 402761
File: 1717346531803.jpeg (96.01 KB, 722x943, F9284E93-C98C-43BA-B47D-9B9396…)
I wish he was my boyfriend
I wish he was my boyfriend
I’d love him till the very end
But instead he is just a friend
I wish he was my boyfriend
No. 402764
File: 1717346949021.jpeg (61.73 KB, 588x798, 27D7A73B-F446-494D-9CE8-BAD435…)
Unf daddy Adolph. Lemme sit on your lap.(baiting)
No. 402766
File: 1717347446487.jpeg (813.25 KB, 750x1201, IMG_1063.jpeg)
>>402757I find it goofy and
kind of cute when he dresses like shit. It almost feels he does it on purpose it makes it feel like he does have a silly personality behind is ((serious business)) persona
No. 402791
File: 1717350488612.png (491.68 KB, 603x457, IMG_6894.png)
Sorry
No. 402808
File: 1717354534451.jpeg (90.18 KB, 532x398, IMG_6899.jpeg)
>>402793Right nona??? I’d rape him so hard fuck he was such a pale weakling… also I love his dress sense he dressed so fucking good… there’s something about camo pants and boots that make me so fucking horny
No. 402810
File: 1717355782411.jpg (110.86 KB, 639x960, ead17ce2cce862c8bdcc87232cb784…)
No. 402873
File: 1717370198201.jpeg (126.75 KB, 634x839, IMG_1075.jpeg)
I would fuck this man so hard it’s not even funny
No. 402881
File: 1717370970409.png (5.8 MB, 2048x1536, IMG_6906.png)
>>402862Sorry to clarify I meant his pants in the previous pic I posted. Anyway I like his style regardless
No. 402891
File: 1717373205580.jpg (12.72 KB, 220x258, Dylann_Roof_mugshot.jpg)
>>402887I hope Dylan isn't on your list when you say this
No. 402912
>>402583Wha? That
is Mr. House, nonna, get your eyes checked.
No. 403044
>>402742Kek nona I do care about socialism and watermelons but hate his leftbro misogyny and the brothel antics others already mentioned, however I still find him physically really attractive. I want to be free
>>402766Yes! His shitty style and awkwardness is kinda endearing
No. 403334
File: 1717486416432.webp (47.14 KB, 750x1000, F8BBCDBE-2DBE-483E-A6B6-4A39C0…)
Lil B before he got fat
No. 403446
File: 1717522471549.gif (6.75 MB, 540x400, tumblr_654908d12238af4d36cd4f8…)
I really want to fucking pinch Kalle Rovanperä's cheeks so badly..
No. 403541
File: 1717554252483.jpeg (185.47 KB, 1200x1271, IMG_5009.jpeg)
People are calling him autistic but I think he’s cute…
No. 403691
>>403516Why? They're autistic, immature, annoying as fuck manchildren and imageboard/porn addicts.
t. Finnish nona
No. 403722
>>403717>they’re good lookingSwedish men are much better looking
>sexy orc language Finnish sounds goofy as fuck
But different strokes etc
No. 403761
File: 1717621122633.jpeg (312.83 KB, 750x948, IMG_2024.jpeg)
>>403717Looks like that nona is right, Finland is a land of coomers and paypigs. Yuck.
No. 403803
File: 1717631626828.jpeg (345.26 KB, 483x772, IMG_1137.jpeg)
>>403044Ikr like look at his busted up fit, he looks so fucking stupid and dorky it’s kind of cute
No. 403818
File: 1717636138385.jpg (105.45 KB, 736x1257, adr.jpg)
>>403556I hope it's true I love autistic moids
No. 403857
File: 1717643360311.gif (2.41 MB, 640x358, peter-falk-thinking.gif)
>>402400Are you the same one I talked to on Discord (and then ghosted like a jackass)?
No. 403880
File: 1717654050089.jpg (11.38 KB, 168x300, brian.jpg)
Is it just me or is he literally the most attractive man ever? It's the beard that does it
No. 403884
File: 1717655810912.jpg (1.02 MB, 4108x2119, 1000016543.jpg)
No. 403890
File: 1717656593481.jpg (104.03 KB, 1080x1080, Brian-Atlas.jpg)
>>403883so you prefer him clean shaven?
No. 403916
>>403884awww
nonny i saw him a few months ago and he smiled at me
No. 404104
File: 1717713102158.jpeg (1.97 MB, 1125x1478, IMG_7054.jpeg)
>>403930it was at his own show and standing, i was right at the front below him! i’ve attached a pic i took of him. i have seen gnr twice before though, one time i had ass seats and the second time we were right at the front bc we bought golden circle tickets
No. 404115
File: 1717718410951.jpg (Spoiler Image,291.78 KB, 1334x2048, 1717702434537074.jpg)
am i going to hell?(/g/ rule #4)
No. 404137
File: 1717721530934.jpeg (86.66 KB, 736x1055, EC5C8349-52FA-4E09-854B-F2287E…)
Too bad he hit the wall at breakneck speed.
No. 404138
File: 1717721739141.jpeg (18.62 KB, 800x419, 54B69251-DB30-4723-A366-F26974…)
I feel like vaguely MENA/Semitic looking moids with green or hazel eyes are genuinely the most beautiful men in the world. Maybe Greek too. I hate Israel as a country/government but I saw so many gorgeous men when I was there. The mix of Eastern European blood with North African, Jewish or Arab DNA is just chefs kiss
No. 404141
File: 1717722069876.jpeg (170.12 KB, 1600x800, D4A6CAF2-9CD9-4687-BDA6-0AB4D0…)
I need a MENA spicy white boy bf.
No. 404276
File: 1717767389533.mp4 (3.6 MB, 720x720, d3fcd64dc4a950f788e06245dbff3e…)
>>404264His face looks so saggy in Old.
He is white with Jewish descent, I don't really know if he actually has MENA ancestry, but it possible. I love his delicate features his eyes, lips, overall slim body I can ignore his broken shnose but he also balding and face became so heavier in his already round head. Doesn't help he cuts his lovely curly hair to almost scalp sometimes trying to imitate his idol Nick Cage with hobo beard look. It's over. I need save his early movies and treasure them.
Yeah, he's average, maybe even bad looking, but I can't help but be obsessed with him. Is my taste in men is that low?
No. 404294
File: 1717773228981.jpeg (127.31 KB, 475x476, IMG_1159.jpeg)
The fact that I’m not able to fondle and harass this faggot makes me slightly upset.. unconventional because he’s an attention whore and probably looks like the equivalent of one of those puppy mill poodle puppies with their head shaved if you ever shaved his hair
No. 404296
File: 1717773295049.jpeg (295.9 KB, 578x859, IMG_1160.jpeg)
>>404294He looks so fucking retarded and goofy but he should be mine
No. 404299
File: 1717773645410.jpeg (520.2 KB, 1485x993, 47D7E04A-18E6-4D33-BF2F-B75596…)
>>404294Ah, here’s the RAPE button!
No. 404303
File: 1717773846406.jpeg (311.85 KB, 750x521, IMG_1162.jpeg)
he literally has no shame. stupid manslut
No. 404316
>>404307no he doesn’t use filters, it’s
https://www.instagram.com/bassandroxk he’s one of those lookism fags but at least he devotes himself to looking appealing to women
>>404312he looks either south american or one of those light-skinned mena men to me (not that tiktoker the scrote i want to fuck so bad)
>>404313KEK
No. 404345
File: 1717780501435.jpeg (95.03 KB, 1024x728, IMG_3053.jpeg)
Young John Romero is everything to me.
No. 404360
File: 1717785812203.jpeg (556.81 KB, 1457x2000, IMG_2414.jpeg)
I collected bugs growing up so this makes sense for me
No. 404395
File: 1717796410093.png (548.09 KB, 1118x910, eee.png)
>>401533I mean in some of his older videos more focused on infodumping
instead of vlogging his latest od attempt or moaning about his health issues No. 404453
File: 1717807773628.jpg (380.87 KB, 926x1259, Screenshot_20240520_233122_Goo…)
i honestly think a young danny de vito is so underrated… like a cute little pocket sized man u can carry around in ur fanny pack lmao. im not into feet but id sure let this little guy suck my toes
No. 404561
File: 1717852582092.jpeg (232.16 KB, 1200x1600, IMG_7176.jpeg)
No. 404727
File: 1717907283918.gif (7.95 MB, 540x307, royscheidersorcerer3.gif)
>>403929Oops, well, hand revealed. I promise I'm not a flaky jackass anymore. Roy reformed me. You might even say he roy-formed me.
No. 404737
File: 1717914304430.png (2.18 MB, 2757x1083, Screenshot 2024-06-08 232135.p…)
Stefan Crepon from the French show Lupin. He looks the twink spawn of Hayden Christensen. Nina Hagen, and Cara Delevingne. His side profile is magnificent too, I love his nose.
No. 404750
File: 1717916840299.jpeg (43.36 KB, 400x400, IMG_0638.jpeg)
The way I want this goofy ass motherfucker so bad, I’ve been so ashamed nonas that I’ve been fantasizing about him. Possibly getting his attention at a con and having a rendezvous at his hotel room or something. Ever since I saw him at a con years ago something about him changed the wiring in my brain
No. 404772
File: 1717934318552.jpeg (34.51 KB, 678x452, 7610D305-E56A-48FF-980E-67B12E…)
we’ll never meet and I don’t think he’d be into me but I can’t stop fantasizing about being nepo’s gf
No. 404774
File: 1717934748561.png (836.86 KB, 640x634, IMG_2751.png)
>>404727>You might even say he roy-formed me.I’m enamored with your brain.
No. 404804
File: 1717950914346.jpg (31.43 KB, 288x430, pc.JPG)
sigh
No. 404963
File: 1718005911557.jpg (83.3 KB, 833x1042, 952b2b04e8e141e69bc78ab5aa8eb2…)
>>404737I googled him and he looks pretty conventional and average to me, esp for a French moid. I don't think you should be embarrassed, nonna. Now let me show you what you would call unconventional kek. I have wierd tastes and rly find this actor cute, esp in video
finnegan oldfield>>404727Ily, Roy-nonna. Never change and post more itt!
No. 404964
File: 1718006126341.jpg (26.01 KB, 500x375, Ins6987059299_4e97ac0d5f9b49f1…)
>>404963Cute delinquent twink hehe
I hate the eye-bags, he would have looked so much more attractive and less wierd without them No. 404965
File: 1718007958072.jpeg (348.13 KB, 1280x1792, BF4A0BED-7FFF-4F13-90ED-B62237…)
No. 405012
File: 1718027214921.jpg (71.78 KB, 1200x677, romero_carmack.jpg)
>>404345agreed, but I prefer Carmack slightly more
No. 405045
File: 1718034524227.png (374.12 KB, 800x449, id-carmack-romero-800x449.png)
>>405012I love those dorks
No. 405115
File: 1718048255760.jpg (162.9 KB, 1111x1378, GPj5qW0XUAAYdqw.jpg)
Kirk Douglas in this photo specifically
No. 405238
File: 1718092022769.jpg (480.8 KB, 1484x2048, gettyimages-1450749475-2048x20…)
Peter Cushing, my forever husbando. He was such a sweet gentleman, and I think he was beautiful even in old age. I have so many photos of him, but I will have to pace myself.
No. 405328
File: 1718123923021.jpg (94.84 KB, 582x631, nacho.JPG)
FUUUUUUCK
No. 405361
File: 1718140257095.jpeg (263.96 KB, 1600x900, fdwMJ6w.jpeg)
>>405328i love nacho's pretty eyelashes
No. 405383
File: 1718147215022.gif (3.49 MB, 245x335, ezgif.com-webp-to-gif-converte…)
>>405293>>405359Right, he was the best nonas. He had the cutest friendship with Christopher Lee as well. I recommend looking into his filmography - he is a treat to watch.
No. 405386
File: 1718149253121.jpg (35.5 KB, 424x423, catshake.jpg)
>>398880saged
Wholeheartedly agree nona. Loved his character in Caligari and did not expect to see him here.
I never had celebrity crushes, or even regular ones at all, but a few silent movie actors got almost close.
Freder from Metropolis at some point. Been over this now but yea I guess he counts as unconventional too? Maybe because he looks shocked 90% of the movie?
No. 405403
File: 1718157437131.jpg (30.28 KB, 735x588, 6fabb587fe769f3405da0b40a08553…)
No. 405485
File: 1718200328554.jpg (78.09 KB, 736x1151, 9ea711031ae639bf1b1daacaeea297…)
Now if only he'd go back to making post hardcore and stop the shitty rap, I might my extend my attraction to his current age too.
No. 405494
File: 1718204326234.jpg (13.2 KB, 400x274, 20130327__jobs19761-1-16618521…)
>>402873Agreed nonna but I would also fuck young Steve Wozniak, he kind of looked like an autistic hippie kek
>>404345>>405012>>405045I'd also fuck them, John Carmack ignites something in me…
No. 405654
File: 1718260866750.jpg (48.6 KB, 437x789, 9f0f6963d550403c4bd2a14cda94a4…)
>>405485Honestly Ronnie isn't even unconventional, I guess he is/was alt, but he has objectively handsome features and had a pretty boy face for a long time, there were points where he was gorgeous in a way (etf reference)
No. 405788
File: 1718306387825.jpeg (359.82 KB, 1095x1438, CD234AB1-7A58-44FB-BC1C-62734A…)
I always thought Jim Reid was a mega qt. Also love their music.
No. 405789
File: 1718306463260.jpeg (94.43 KB, 650x908, 3A33E60D-BEAC-4DD8-8ED9-5116A1…)
>tfw no depressed Scottish bf
No. 405792
File: 1718307245115.webm (5.08 MB, 1280x720, fruitpilled-peachcel.webm)
>>405403I just watched this movie for the first time yesss he was so kyute. i wanted him to win
No. 405881
File: 1718322431221.jpg (400.84 KB, 1200x1800, 7516401-finnegan-oldfield-proj…)
>>405236Oh, thank you! Let's then together enjoy itt our unconventional French moids
>>405403I deeply respect that. Truly only a woman of culture can appreciate our Anton boy and his beautiful rugged features (and those great meaty thighs…)
No. 405901
File: 1718331080799.png (98.89 KB, 247x325, IMG_6196.png)
Neil Ciaga. Men are literally not human. I hate them so much. I want to believe the fantasy that he is goood but there is no such thing. I will ethenize them all
No. 405917
File: 1718335347996.jpg (50.24 KB, 736x414, hamzah and martin.jpg)
I think they are both so cute is something wrong with me
No. 405918
>>405663I think the biggest
victims are guys who are too attractive for the unconventional thread but are too unconventional for the attractive thread
No. 405931
>>405918Men can never be
victims under any circumstances
No. 405974
File: 1718361320916.jpg (98.1 KB, 634x1024, rs_634x1024-170918050137-634-S…)
I'm so attracted to him it's getting ridiculous. Thought I think it's more about his voice and charisma and because I have an awful sense of humor.
No. 406027
File: 1718387938869.jpeg (240.65 KB, 2326x902, 864A30E96.jpeg)
>>406022Nta but I don't think so. He hasn't been caught nor rumored with any men afaik, he only dated younger women (like decades younger) and has some allegations from one. He's more known for being kind of a creep exclusively towards women if anything.
No. 406060
>>406030he's not ugly at all. wtf are you on about?
Why do we have to describe every bad guy as ugly? Sometimes attractive people can be evil. Like Gaston
No. 406082
File: 1718407115609.jpeg (811.13 KB, 1457x827, 64DE0268-4D6A-4B3C-B036-30C775…)
Male on the left would look really hot if you shaved him. Too bad he’s covered in hideous pubes and is a crazy terrorist
No. 406087
File: 1718407681003.jpeg (1.15 MB, 944x1194, 874ACF62-DA1D-4832-9470-FC1B59…)
You are not allah’s strongest lion. But you WILL meow when I peg you
No. 406093
File: 1718408701677.jpeg (434.64 KB, 1280x960, A41BB2DC-1EB4-495A-9433-24F839…)
>>406082I posted him a whole ago and nonnies shamed me and yelled at me for days lol. His brother (in the green) is quite hot.
>To Love Oneself Is The Beginning Of A Lifelong Romance No. 406113
>>406102Kek. Rooting for you
nonny.
No. 406148
File: 1718424683465.webp (17.88 KB, 360x360, Number_2_29_-_Profile.jpg)
Peter Wyngarde. I just found out about him a minute ago. His eyes are so beautiful…
No. 406171
File: 1718442025078.jpeg (29.94 KB, 480x270, 79261728-EC72-4F6B-A06D-3E3F08…)
look at this goofy mf. i love campy opera nigels.
No. 406230
File: 1718470508615.jpeg (310.15 KB, 775x1511, IMG_2072.jpeg)
>tfw no radfem Chud bf
No. 406236
File: 1718472538136.jpeg (80.81 KB, 973x750, IMG_4911.jpeg)
I am obsessed with this stupid newt faced man especially his in rainbows era
No. 406240
File: 1718473948257.jpeg (57.31 KB, 457x583, IMG_1167.jpeg)
>>405403I saw picrel and thought he was attractive here
No. 406245
File: 1718477631637.jpeg (105.24 KB, 750x747, IMG_4913.jpeg)
I don’t know what it is but I’d peg the shit out of young Jello Biafra
No. 406251
File: 1718479504092.jpg (56.86 KB, 480x637, 09e2c90916f8b5e1b927a7c4a334ce…)
>>406245Same, honestly I think he'd let you.
No. 406262
File: 1718483150304.jpg (89.39 KB, 1200x800, 1000039456.jpg)
His nose makes me horny and he's so cute to me in a weird way
No. 406677
File: 1718587176542.jpg (86.54 KB, 1024x768, The_Prisoner.jpg)
>>406148Holy fucking shit I think this is the first time I've ever seen another "The Prisoner" fan on here (I'm assuming). I used to be crazy about Patrick McGoohan, kek
No. 406678
File: 1718587924329.png (175.88 KB, 500x375, Javert Les Miserables.png)
No. 406680
File: 1718588224340.png (1.2 MB, 1837x542, alkekmist.png)
>>404963Okie dokie. I recently discovered a televised version of a stage play Roy was in back in 1964. It's hosted on this database that can only be accessed through public libraries. Long story short, I got an online library card from some library in
Texas just to watch this thing. It's only half an hour long, I've been watching it for over a week now, I'm not even halfway through it, and I can't stop laughing. It's like finding your favorite actor from when he was in a middle school play, it's fucking adorable.
No. 406695
File: 1718593054623.gif (425.57 KB, 250x167, letsboozeitup.gif)
>>406683Yo whaaaaat
Have you ever seen him in this film, "Hell Drivers"? It's kinda meh but he's a villain in it and he's fucking awesome.
No. 406721
File: 1718604428840.gif (838.24 KB, 268x250, ea3ee2b2ea7b61dbb05ce9ee7d86b1…)
Ugh anons. I just rewatched Fury Road for the first time in years. I forgot how hot Nicholas Hoult was in that movie. Idk why but I'm the into War Boy look.
No. 406757
File: 1718622593586.jpg (217.91 KB, 1050x1400, Lockett-Pundt-Deerhunter-Credi…)
He's adorable, has a beautiful singing voice, and looks a bit dorky. He is the perfect man.
No. 406870
File: 1718650963185.jpg (39.18 KB, 590x393, rmEk1uvwxMunwpyvp_UUQ5EF9USgU3…)
>>406740Or if he's Rick Genest
No. 407004
File: 1718679953884.jpg (360.96 KB, 776x913, qt.314.jpg)
>>406757Nona bless you for introducing me to this dude. He’s exactly my type
No. 407342
File: 1718791525457.jpg (38.88 KB, 460x345, varga.JPG)
I need him so bad nonnas
No. 407347
File: 1718795051764.gif (486.23 KB, 409x350, 58413775ce87b7b02eee2f3ab8eec2…)
I am realizing that I have a thing for butlers. A man who lives to serve… Hngggg
No. 407403
File: 1718815711909.jpg (19.91 KB, 379x500, guillaume-gouix.jpg)
>>406680>Long story short, I got an online library card from some library in Texas just to watch this thingI respect your zeal and passion so much, nonna. I only manage to pirate some obscure films to enjoy my cuties. Is it me and low video quality or Roy doesn't look very different from how he looked in the 70s? Still hot tho, with this Spanish-ass moustache kek.
In other news, I love European cinema because it took me like 3 films to look through to see this handsome's
men with wide-set eyes are my weakness, they remind me of sexy lions in the lion king lmao cock and balls. God bless
No. 407473
File: 1718832215427.png (529.19 KB, 1912x1076, F0ZKi9B.png)
very into this phenotype and i can't help it. he's like a terrible version of jhonen vasquez
No. 407475
File: 1718832482686.png (1.38 MB, 699x1000, b04b1-media_httpimages2fanp_lb…)
>>407347How's this for ya?
No. 407478
File: 1718832951228.png (1.89 MB, 1837x875, royscheideralchemist3.png)
>>407403I fucking LOVE finding obscure films of husbandos. It's like a treasure hunt! And you're richly rewarded for your efforts. As for your question, LOL yes he didn't seem to change much between 1964 and 1971. I have no clue why he wore a mustache in the tv version, because, as you see in picrel, he didn't have one for the actual damn play. (Also goddamn you you're lucky for getting to see your husbando nude)
No. 407488
File: 1718834508902.png (356.49 KB, 758x410, meow.png)
He was cute when he was young. Unfortunately, this phenotype ages terribly. A fleeting, ephemeral beauty….
No. 407662
File: 1718898185944.gif (2.66 MB, 540x350, AFD6A15D-50D7-43D7-B272-E28DA9…)
Still here.
It’s a bit of a silly fantasy but…I want to tend to his wounds and gently bathe him with a soapy cloth. I’d caress the back of his head and kiss his face whilst I continue to soap him down. After I wrap him in a towel and dress him I’d lay him on my bed and hold tight onto him until he falls asleep.
After the first scene featuring him I immediately fell for him. His voice alone plus the way he was so composed when interrogating jimmy.
He needs somebody to break through and genuinely love him. I want to see him vulnerable and be there for him.
No. 407742
File: 1718919065411.jpg (52.17 KB, 564x705, 6879984325.jpg)
Can't tell if he is conventional or unconventional but I think he was cute before his face got bloated.
No. 407832
File: 1718940684860.png (677.76 KB, 1080x1060, Screenshot_20240620-202959~2.p…)
No. 407858
File: 1718951226278.jpeg (825.16 KB, 1170x1145, IMG_3757.jpeg)
This role does it for me for some reason
No. 408006
File: 1718997061575.jpeg (159 KB, 675x900, IMG_4961.jpeg)
If he didn’t have a wife and kid I 100% would and have been ashamed of this thought lurking in the back of my head for the past 7 years or so.
No. 408088
File: 1719019000883.jpeg (301.34 KB, 1600x1200, IMG_5347.jpeg)
My younger sister forced me to watch a couple of episodes of Young Sheldon with her and while the show itself is godawful, I got hooked because of Lance Barber for some reason.
Now I keep watching it by myself just to fantasize about fucking him half the time.
I‘m aware that there‘s absolutely nothing attractive about him, especially not in this role, and I‘m judging myself hard.
I guess daddy issues or sth idk.
No. 408171
File: 1719050210605.jpg (46.28 KB, 601x774, 601full-david-strathairn.jpg)
Sex
No. 408172
File: 1719051445676.png (371.82 KB, 960x954, 5cbb3f5950.png)
>>408171Thats the older guy aesthetic I like. Pic related
>>408088This on the other hand is pure daddy issues. Or maybe its his personality doing the heavy lifting, haven't really watched the show.
No. 408190
File: 1719057813050.png (838.73 KB, 1186x667, travis1.png)
this is the most disappointed i've been in myself in a long time his personality is the most unconventional part, but that's what i find hot
No. 408192
File: 1719061048363.jpeg (47.97 KB, 630x420, E2D554F4-6E3E-4A72-B1AC-E5CF73…)
>>408179tear off his disgusting mustache like a sticking plaster for me please, make him cry
No. 408230
File: 1719080091308.jpg (262.22 KB, 1600x1162, 1246882.jpg)
>>408050You are so real for this. Tommy Cash has always been fine in a strange white trash way that really speaks to the council estate side of me. I was obsessed with him back in 2014-ish in the Euroz Dollaz Yeniz era. It's like he has the foundations of being handsome but then looks really weird, I can't explain it, it's just so fine, he's like sexy-ugly.
No. 408381
File: 1719130601820.png (132.32 KB, 667x646, stupid_chud_bf.png)
Hope this fits the threads, it's not 3D since there are no surviving pictures of Stirner but i'm unreasonably aroused by this male phenotype. Closest fit would be Samuel Beckett but he never donned sideburns. I'd press the rape button so fast if i were to see a man with this exact appearance in the wild.
No. 408423
File: 1719150619520.jpg (41.34 KB, 749x478, david strathairn.jpg)
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No. 408460
File: 1719160593642.jpg (60.65 KB, 1024x576, CapOtUyWAAAFjsP.jpg)
>>408381I've got good news for you, anon
No. 408496
File: 1719169681060.webm (3.71 MB, 576x1026, rusbf.webm)
No. 408557
>>408460>>408390Thank you.. I'm glad i'm not the only one on LC with this specific worm. I thought about his appeal, beyond the 'smug glasses guy' air it has to do with how these hairstyles and glasses emphasize temples and i love that area (white/darker hair, hollow temples ..)
>>408476kekk nonna i'm glad you found it amusing
No. 408574
File: 1719191491897.jpg (15.97 KB, 234x315, 1520657051060.jpg)
>>408381how the hell are there no living images of him? this is fascinating. i did not know.
he looks like an anime character which is kinda hot since he's from such a long time ago. timeless swagger
No. 408593
File: 1719195588895.png (749.61 KB, 620x866, Screenshot 2024-06-23 at 7.19.…)
The things I'd do for this Frenchman who is probably a prick irl
No. 408627
>>408577this has always been such a dumb and baseless rumor
>>408576who?
No. 408889
File: 1719288164341.jpg (425.29 KB, 2025x3000, MV5BZTYzMDczZGUtNWVhOC00YWIwLW…)
Something about the actor that plays Furio in Sopranos does it for me. I am a nasophile so maybe that's why
No. 408901
File: 1719292586975.jpg (96.39 KB, 720x960, 1000015639.jpg)
I can fix him
No. 408920
File: 1719301618029.jpg (336.13 KB, 1080x1080, AmosYeeAvatar.jpg)
He's completely fucked up, but was cute back when he had long hair
No. 408928
File: 1719306492990.jpg (38.08 KB, 564x458, John Carradine.jpg)
I would do Anything.
No. 408978
File: 1719321194262.jpg (55.08 KB, 1280x720, 1000044215.jpg)
He's so attractive to me… Too bad he's aging like milk like most British moids
No. 409048
File: 1719328761020.jpg (60.91 KB, 736x621, nacho3.JPG)
fuuuuuuck
No. 409059
>>409048I saw nacho from the homepage and was summoned. Keep nachoposting
nonny, I get you
No. 409099
File: 1719335053439.jpg (79.03 KB, 736x677, nacho4.jpg)
>>409059I can’t get him out my mind at the moment. It’s like this crow-faced man has taken my every thought over.
I also, despite never playing, or otherwise caring about fc3, have started lusting over vaas simply because of him
No. 409101
File: 1719335169195.jpg (567.53 KB, 1920x1080, nacho6.JPG)
>>409100This pic in particular really gets me. Like I said before, I just want to hold onto him for a while
No. 409106
File: 1719335955660.jpeg (77.82 KB, 736x552, IMG_4091.jpeg)
>>408889Yesss big noses are so hot. I feel the same about Adrian Brody, I would suck the snot out of their noses.
No. 409121
File: 1719338217762.jpg (15.94 KB, 307x280, image0.jpg)
>>409115I’ve studied his face a lot and I chalk it up to the nostrils and the eyebrows but I forgive it because of his beautiful eyes alone.
Also, he can make his face go “:3.”
please don’t ban me for emoticon No. 409168
File: 1719351880876.jpeg (125.25 KB, 750x853, 1719171160947.jpeg)
I only just now saw this and thought of that Donald Sutherland anon from a few threads back, I hope you're doing okay, anon. My condolences.
No. 409214
File: 1719358048107.jpg (765.76 KB, 1659x2048, 3ace706a-06d8-4ae5-87ee-2555bf…)
>>409106He drives me crazy. Most attractive man I've ever seen.
No. 409234
File: 1719362838526.png (4.09 MB, 2048x1536, IMG_7284.png)
No. 409256
File: 1719366701704.gif (7.08 MB, 450x333, Tumblr_l_845463386203.gif)
I want to fuck S1 Homelander so bad. I want him to suck on my tits. Anthony Starr is so good at playing needy narcissistic cunt with mommy issues
No. 409273
File: 1719372173643.gif (997.21 KB, 245x255, IMG_3289.gif)
>>409268Thanks nonna! Will definitely watch.
No. 409331
File: 1719381405725.jpeg (648.82 KB, 2048x1969, tedhughes.jpeg)
Sylvia Plath's husband was such a scumbag but goddamn…
No. 409333
File: 1719382372036.jpg (50.31 KB, 520x715, adrien-brody.jpg)
>>409330Yes. Adrien Brody
No. 409383
File: 1719405282207.jpg (46.13 KB, 720x720, 7501416112.jpg)
>>409256He's a little creepy but I wouldn't call him unconventional
No. 409614
File: 1719468661081.jpg (96.68 KB, 1200x899, He_has_a_machine_gun.jpg)
I don't know anymore
No. 409616
>>409256Same nonna same. I'm unbelievably horny for him. Those scenes were gifts from god.
I don't think he's unconventional but his jaw is a bit weak and boxy? I don't care he's perfect and I wanna choke the shit out of him
No. 409649
File: 1719482308066.jpg (84.6 KB, 750x750, tumblr_d1e931a5e08fc2c08f8ecc4…)
>>409256I'm enamoured with the little fangs when he smiles
No. 409650
File: 1719482427921.gif (7.15 MB, 492x470, tumblr_b19976c14bdd3e14abaae4b…)
But he's totally unconventional because he's already hit the wall and was much cuter when younger. Also a very wierd mouth and lips.
Samefag
No. 409652
File: 1719484032159.jpeg (133.22 KB, 500x619, A7122670-A3E8-4ABE-944D-83350A…)
i love quirky swarthy moids with glasses
jon turturro in barton fink
jon dilworth
egon spengler from ghostbusters
etc etc
No. 409653
File: 1719484078499.gif (472.71 KB, 480x195, IMG_6210.gif)
I’m back bitches
No. 409654
File: 1719484211408.jpeg (21.08 KB, 320x225, 625A0DEC-DB10-4D88-A45B-8CD61E…)
>>409652and how could i forget the og bespectacled semite daddy
No. 409690
File: 1719494921344.webp (114.74 KB, 1200x810, 81E4E1F3-5762-4E01-BFE1-941554…)
>tfw no bf who is constantly fucking done with everything, just like me
No. 409742
File: 1719504842098.jpeg (92.14 KB, 900x600, IMG_3321.jpeg)
>>409735Nayrt, but completely agree. Jeff Goldblum was so ridiculously sexy in Jurassic Park I wouldn’t even call him unconventional
other than looking especially jewy kek but it gives me such an ick when actors marry women half their ages
No. 409783
File: 1719510464828.jpg (71.18 KB, 661x614, nachito.JPG)
Im fucking losing it
No. 409784
File: 1719510510092.jpg (129.36 KB, 736x1308, nach7.JPG)
good lord
No. 409794
File: 1719512698347.jpeg (67.51 KB, 733x608, IMG_1444.jpeg)
It’s so weird but xqc is probably one of the few moids I have a soft spot for. It’s probably because I see him as one of those retarded ESL foreigners who can barely enunciate where I can’t help but feeling sorry for him but I remember he’s a millionaire for playing video games in front of baby moids so that’s where the pity stops kek. plus he’s kind of cute on a good day
No. 409795
File: 1719512843530.jpeg (53.47 KB, 306x278, IMG_1447.jpeg)
these scorpio men are fucking dangerous though kek
No. 409796
File: 1719512891073.jpeg (73.89 KB, 622x830, IMG_1446.jpeg)
last one. need him in a way that would get me bullied in the ugly man psyop thread ngllllll
No. 409802
File: 1719513448878.webp (115.29 KB, 1200x630, 1_FILE-PHOTO-Actor-Rowan-Atkin…)
No. 409841
File: 1719519196682.jpeg (821.8 KB, 3590x2159, 556D8010-8750-41BD-8C74-CF83AF…)
Totally fell in love with him in this movie. That deep fruity NZ accent, that tight stocky twunk body, gorgeous intense clear greyish-blue eyes, being batshit and cutting himself, acting all manic and tortured and shit. Just beautiful. A perfect man.
No. 409843
File: 1719519440914.jpeg (1.11 MB, 2045x1170, 679A2849-3F80-4D37-A6B1-DFE862…)
I was watching SNL on YouTube and I thought “wow the blonde guy they have hosting is really good looking” so I googled the actors name and realized he’s fucking NAPOLEON DYNAMITE KEK. I’ve never seen that movie and I didn’t recognize him out of character. Genuinely embarrassing
No. 409880
File: 1719529516657.jpeg (82.62 KB, 538x349, 6ABA36C5-7632-4CBD-9642-DC6289…)
>tfw no unhinged bpd husbando to fight with daily and drive each other mutually insane
Also feels bad.
No. 409915
File: 1719536359781.jpg (374.64 KB, 833x971, Matthew_Mercer_at_Wembley.jpg)
Would.
No. 409924
File: 1719539105752.jpg (74.34 KB, 736x414, vaas1.JPG)
Can’t keep still.
No. 409933
File: 1719542057636.gif (3 MB, 540x304, marathonman3.gif)
>>409740AYRT
shiiit dude congratulations!! Just make sure to always keep him on his toes, fitness-wise. He must never be complacent about his health and looks, otherwise he'll get flabby and dumpy. My dude didn't, and now look where he is! Dead. Anyway, glad to have you back, anon.
No. 409944
File: 1719544417827.webp (839.06 KB, 1500x2003, img.webp)
he prob a misogynist and looks like he fas
No. 409959
File: 1719546663548.png (411.57 KB, 559x472, trad yaoi.png)
>>409946I remember the Ben/Jordan shipping (OTP tbh except I don't want him to be gay cause I want him too) and the "Bayten" TIF Ben shitposts but no rape posts… please enlighten me?
No. 409964
File: 1719547470800.jpg (155.08 KB, 1600x900, l-intro-1651501403.jpg)
>>409794>>409795>>409796Even if he's never set foot in France, you can 100% tell he's got Gallic genes in him.
No. 409982
File: 1719552943233.jpeg (128.11 KB, 1584x1056, aegon.jpeg)
I would be first in line to help this scrote create a new male heir. If HOTD season 1 was Aemond's moment in the sun, HOTD season 2 is the Era of Aegon. Goths are out, baby-faced fuckboys are in.
No. 410010
File: 1719569775557.png (2.55 MB, 1079x1079, IMG_5107.png)
>>409933>My dude didn't, and now look where he is! Dead.KEK. Roy nonna I was wondering if you’ve ever seen Sea Quest Dsv? I watched it because I’m a Raimi fag but remembered he was in it and I was curious if you’d watched it.
No. 410014
File: 1719570311924.jpeg (40.27 KB, 631x486, IMG_2987.jpeg)
>>409924>>409868The amount of VaasXOC fic I read in junior high gave me genuine brain damage. The things I would let this man do to me bear not repeating
No. 410032
File: 1719582531727.jpeg (391.13 KB, 1728x1640, IMG_1105.jpeg)
never liked him before but timmy chlamydia looks insanely hot in this movie, and not like himself at all
No. 410035
File: 1719582797743.jpeg (795.51 KB, 921x1372, IMG_1108.jpeg)
i‘d pay money to fuck him
No. 410063
File: 1719589455680.jpeg (61.93 KB, 1280x720, IMG_1482.jpeg)
>>410056he has a huMONGOUS penis
No. 410089
File: 1719594613685.jpg (197.81 KB, 1920x1280, 8f518ec9f7e26d9adb54168d4e9f2c…)
Javier was in Prague, I wish I knew he was coming because I wanted my boobs signed.
No. 410096
File: 1719595571597.jpeg (1.13 MB, 1634x1640, IMG_1127.jpeg)
this is also timmy, just saying
No. 410147
File: 1719604382903.jpg (362.21 KB, 1920x1080, seaquest_1993_s2_photo_5.jpg)
>>410010I did! A few episodes, 'cause the other Raimi anon suggested it. It's… pretty, um… hit and miss, tbh. To me it's one of those shows that's so bad it's kinda good (although some of the writing is actually pretty funny), and the ancient CGI makes me laugh. Hell, if you're on Discord, we oughta watch sometime!
No. 410196
File: 1719617140017.jpeg (68.73 KB, 640x427, 9B9D4219-6B72-4A3D-9794-9AAD03…)
I looooooooveeeeee beachy tan boys with sun bleached hair. My bi teenage ass had a crush on them both.
>ywn get shipwrecked on a desert island and stumble across a tan blond qt with abs and repopulate the island by constantly fucking and live off coconuts and mangos and fish
No. 410210
File: 1719624821382.gif (10.27 MB, 540x410, IMG_6400.gif)
>>410147Yeah for sure I'm on discord, it would be fun!
>>410196Holy based nonna you’re so right, I love that movie. Something about 80s guys with a nice tan makes me a little bonkers.
No. 410226
File: 1719634636427.jpg (84.54 KB, 600x900, 22e399159c2ba153ddac38a9efa9f4…)
Christian Slater but only as Clarence from True Romance
No. 410255
>>409940Don't be sorry, you're right. Coffeezilla has a smilar 'short round-faced dweeb' charm
>>409944KEKKKK
i get it. he's so punchable, bulliable, etcI have a small crush on Barron Trump. I hate that he's only 18 but his awkward tall stick demeanor is charming, on top of his very pretty face. I guess it counts as 'unconvential' because of the shame factor
No. 410262
File: 1719651235291.jpeg (36.52 KB, 783x391, IMG_2998.jpeg)
Where do I find this breed of man?
No. 410266
File: 1719654714944.jpeg (94.78 KB, 736x915, IMG_2999.jpeg)
>>410263Girl who cares about the hair I’m talking about his swagger
No. 410273
File: 1719658038577.jpg (21.83 KB, 364x549, 5310fa78c6c77571147973ed5f4299…)
because he looks racist
No. 410295
File: 1719664698291.jpg (26.17 KB, 320x311, John_Nettleship.jpg)
JKR's professor who she may or may not have based Snape on. He seemed so endearing.
No. 410305
File: 1719668837916.jpg (80.52 KB, 736x736, nacho14.JPG)
has me in tears
No. 410364
File: 1719687143255.gif (4.49 MB, 540x394, molloy.gif)
I need him. Badly.
No. 410365
File: 1719687645955.gif (1.14 MB, 320x178, IMG_5246.gif)
>>410262At the end of Dread Pirate Robert’s sword
No. 410424
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no comment
No. 410487
File: 1719723215358.jpg (199.12 KB, 643x798, d813238020.jpg)
>>410305I'd never put two and two together and realized that Nacho was played by the same guy who did Vaas from Far Cry 3 despite noticing the similarities between the two.
No. 410523
File: 1719738732337.jpeg (86.6 KB, 666x800, 56A17E98-4FD2-40C4-8E38-F648B4…)
I’ve been doing nothing but watch old skater videos and lamenting the fact moids hit the wall at lightning speed. Jason Lee in picrel and as Brodie in Mallrats was his peak
No. 410654
File: 1719774842385.jpg (87.17 KB, 735x517, nacho13.JPG)
wow I may explode myself
No. 410678
File: 1719779531269.jpg (32.12 KB, 735x707, nacho15.JPG)
>>410676It’s been 2 weeks now. I don’t know what’s wrong with me but this crow-man has taken over my life.
No. 410682
File: 1719779957402.gif (1.74 MB, 374x374, TKoHM9z.gif)
>>410226Christian as Jason from Heathers for me. Loved how unhinged he was there.
No. 410693
File: 1719782918801.gif (6.44 MB, 268x402, IMG_4230.gif)
Jeff Bridges, but only in The Big Lebowski.
No. 410710
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Angulo brothers
No. 410711
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No. 410716
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I want him to build me a shelter in the woods then fuck me in it.
No. 410717
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Also reviewbrah, he look like a dolphin in a suit but I think he’s insanely cute in his own special way
No. 410719
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sexy young mr.Burns lookalike
No. 410726
>>410717He's so fragile looking touch him and he might break. I feel bad for him, hope he isn't bullied online nor irl.
>>410719Nice veiny hands. He's so slim.
No. 410733
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>>410725Queen ! This is nice, feeling less alone lmao
>>410726I’m totally into weird skinny guys so he's perfect for me, just look at him, he's frail like a baby bird , I want to feed him like I'm his mommy bird and maybe twist his nipples to death a bit
No. 410734
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god i just wish that salad were me
No. 410796
File: 1719809033797.jpg (326.21 KB, 968x645, 105775271.jpg)
>>410035I will never understand the appeal of twinks to women. Personally I like my women either andro or somewhat feminine and my men hairy.
No. 410850
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>>407858what movie is this? i see it everywhere but i don't know who that actor is but it looks good and i want to see it
No. 410910
File: 1719849700386.jpg (48.84 KB, 736x414, sexo.JPG)
Never in my life have I felt so sexually frustrated.
No. 411065
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>>410262I had such a crush on his character in criminal minds, and yes I’m ashamed
No. 411096
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This AI generated man is exactly my type
>>410910Nacho did nothing for me in the first watch but for some reason when I rewatched a couple years later he really did, and I don't usually like buzzcut dudes
(ai is not allowed outside of containment) No. 411100
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>>411096Kinda resembles Charles Leclerc to me
>>410844I think that's the dude that played Jaime in GoT, Nikolai Castor Waldau?
No. 411123
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>>411100Looked him up, he is so fine
Also resembles this content creator
Basically any variation of Joe Goldberg aesthetic
No. 411141
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>>411100>>411123I must honor one of our resident drawfags with this response
No. 411162
File: 1719941868416.jpeg (381.6 KB, 739x722, IMG_1569.jpeg)
Asian men who look like Brett from KC Undercover. I’m understanding how weeb moids feel like when they see a regular asian woman in public
No. 411192
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No. 411288
>>411287I genuinely think a lot of liberal white women are drawn to him because it makes them feel virtuous to say they crush on a
POC moid, the same way straight women often used to say Ruby Rose was their woman exception
No. 411346
File: 1720025719717.jpg (54.28 KB, 500x388, rob.jpg)
I want to do horrible things to Robert Smith. There was a time where i couldn't listen to Lullaby without getting aroused
No. 411381
File: 1720033519148.jpg (Spoiler Image,134.82 KB, 1200x799, img.jpg)
>>411346This is what he looks now btw.
No. 411392
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>>411381I was gonna say leave Bobert alone but then I remembered that he messed around on his wife so. Still love his music but fuck him.
>>411387lol nonna has been traumatized
No. 411421
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Have already posted [a younger version of] him, but… gramps. Come hither, gramps.
No. 411508
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>>411439Yesss nona, that's part of the reason I just love looking at him. He has such exaggerated features and I haven't seen anyone who resembles him.
No. 411529
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>>411346>>411392I prefer Morrissey but Robert Smith is good taste.
No. 411533
>>411392It's worse than that, he apparently groomed a teen and treated her horribly. All my attraction vanished instantly
>>411529I agree. Morrissey is the cerebral choice
No. 411558
>>411381would anyway for the checkmark.
>>411533It's 50:50 is saw some things disproving it that were more coherent than the allegation…but can't put it past any man.
No. 411559
File: 1720080117605.gif (69.83 KB, 300x451, Julian2.gif)
Give me Julian
No. 411568
File: 1720087936682.jpg (337.95 KB, 639x960, 1000000980.jpg)
I just think he's cute
No. 411707
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Since Jhonen Vasquez and Jeff Goldblum were both mentioned in this thread, here's a picture of them together. This might even be a good candidate for the next threadpic kek
No. 411751
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>>411529Gorgeous tbh. What a shame I have a vagina
No. 411794
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>>410654>>410676Need him so bad. I have whatever the equivalent of jungle fever is for Middle Eastern prettyboys.
No. 411798
File: 1720189316540.png (Spoiler Image,456.87 KB, 610x610, 188113190060-3538612731060.png)
i dont post my streamer on lc often because its annoying and cringe but im having a weird day and i want him so bad
No. 411836
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No. 412008
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>>411811>I'm enraptured by his male pattern baldnessYou're not serious, nonna, you cannot be. What is attractive to you in balding moids? Their foreheads become so exposed and comically huge so all facial proportions get messed up. I fucking hate this shit. It ruined my perfectly pretty boy before he even hit 25.
No. 412086
File: 1720278124756.jpg (76.08 KB, 1440x1440, 1713368069322,rick-astley-neve…)
I'm not even joking. Young Rick Astley was a cutie
No. 412111
File: 1720280721677.jpg (58.56 KB, 735x830, nacho23.JPG)
Also, since I’m here…
No. 412113
File: 1720280853786.jpg (48.57 KB, 736x736, nacho21.JPG)
I’m actually at a point where just thinking about him gives me butterflies and makes my legs shake KEK
No. 412138
File: 1720284630739.jpg (37.77 KB, 735x577, nacho28.JPG)
Should be me at the other end of that table
No. 412139
File: 1720284675155.jpg (43.77 KB, 727x376, nacho27.JPG)
Last one for the night. I need him so desperately… I was crying over this pic again
No. 412166
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No. 412190
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>>412008I really wish I could tell you why, I just don't know. It takes a certain type of mental retardation that I unfortunately have. I can still appreciate a moid with a full head of hair, I just wouldn't be all that mad if he started balding lol. Craig T. Nelson is really hot to me in Poltergeist, sorry!
No. 412207
>>409101This scene broke my heart, he was my favourite in the show. He should forever play characters on the verge of a mental break.
>>409924When I first discovered this video I watched it like a hundred times on repeat, he's so entertaining. The fact they developed the character in the game based off of his audition is so cool.
>>410210Movie title please???
No. 412251
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>>412207Not sure if you’re asking about the related gif(Intruder 1989) or my response to the previous post but it’s called The Blue Lagoon 1980!
No. 412255
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>>412139Till there’s a headboard-shaped hole in the wall
No. 412274
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He’s so ugly but such a cutie when he smiles
No. 412283
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>>412261Are you also a manlet aficionada? This cutie is 4'11 tall kek
No. 412290
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just kill me now
No. 412291
File: 1720306300016.jpeg (30.35 KB, 580x353, 695DE03C-19B5-4799-9A75-8B1B6A…)
Need a completely unhinged bf who looks like an East German cannibal
No. 412314
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>>411158AYRT, he smelt like a really nice aftershave. It definitely had sandalwood in it, it was just like a really nice mannish smell kek. He's a qt
No. 412342
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Mick Karn… and the majority of Japan for that matter.
No. 412346
>>412342The
whole of japan??
No. 412359
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>>409799When I was reading this I checked him out and he was streaming kek. Compared to 90% of 28 year old moids especially when he's a streamer he's not doing bad. He needs to redye and not cut his hair with craft scissors though. He'd look good with BB cream too to cover up his gray shave area.
No. 412470
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>>412346The band that he was in. These two are so pretty.
No. 412478
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>>412190>I can still appreciate a moid with a full head of hair, I just wouldn't be all that mad if he started balding lolI'm glad for you fr. More opportunity to enjoy 3d moids
don't tell them that irl though. they have ridiculously inflated egos as it is. I get so vexed when it happens to my cutties. The hair loss makes them look absolutely revolting and old. That's the problem I guess - I don't like 'em old heh
The scrote in your pic at least looks protective and comforting so maybe your mental retardation is not that bad!
No. 412495
>>412478What is his name,
nonnie?
No. 412657
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I don't wanna live if I can't fuck him twice daily
No. 412658
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>>412657Samefag, kill me.
No. 412676
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>>410295I feel a pang in my heart
No. 412678
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>>412676Samefag, love his creepy greasy look
No. 412699
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I don't know what to say.
No. 412737
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>>412676>>412678Yes exactly, nona. I would've had the biggest crush on him had I been JKR. I love his wonky teeth.
No. 412762
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Dane Dehaan, specifically in Kill Your Darlings
No. 412786
>>412761It's on my watchlist, and I guess I'll have to see, since my attraction to him started when I saw him as Ben Linus. I'm just so tickled at the fact that he looks like the quiet, submissive and nerdy man you see working at the library while playing those roles kek.
>>412768Kekk nona. Sorry, no, that's just my old man.
No. 412837
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>>412634Yeah no problem, If you do end up watching it I’d love to know if you enjoyed it!
No. 412936
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>>409715Been obsessed with him for a few years now. God, his eyes are so gorgeous. I’m not even bothered by how short he is, I find it cute.
No. 413067
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I would fuck the shit out of mid-to-late 2016 Idubbbz. I love how skeletal he was, I love his evil beady eyes, I love how much of an ass he was to everyone. The clips of him slapping Anisa on stream and calling Ricky Berwick a disgusting mongoloid cripple who should kill himself are dripping with sex appeal to me. I mourn the loss of who he used to be, but more than that I lament that it was Anisa the one who got to break him and not me. Even now I'm sure she can't even begin to comprehend how lucky she was. I'll never have a girlfriend because I'm incapable of wanting anyone who's not a socially retarded virgin edgelord sperg because of him and it's hard if not outright impossible to find a girl like that irl, especially where I live. I can only hope I'll get over him but it's been 6 years and counting of this and I'm starting to think it's truly over for me.
No. 413159
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>>412495I'll tell you ofc
Anthony Decadi but that's a dead end, nonna. He was a bit part actor, and there is like a couple of lowres episodes of 2000s French TV series with him. I'm just an obsessive no-lifer so it wasn't big deal for me to dig up all these little things to ogle at his pretty face and eyes. Shame he hit the wall at 23 lmao
No. 413161
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>>413119Ntayart but do you know what thread you’re in retard? Fuck off
>>413067He used to be so cute, men age like absolute shite. He’s on the fast track to troon town
No. 413187
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Wolffchen my beloved…
No. 413190
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>>411529SICK OF LABOUR
AND TORIES
No. 413214
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ugghhghhhhhhhh
No. 413308
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>>413190Brb, gotta bleach my eyes
No. 413334
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>>413160>his tiny existenceTake it back
No. 413551
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A whole second Raimi
nonnie joins the thread and I missed this happening? Unbelievable
>>412837Sry I don't know to which post I can reply but, nonna, I have a tough question to you: your favorite Evil Dead movie?
No. 413566
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No. 413571
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>>413566Hot. He vaguely reminds me of picrel here
No. 413588
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>>413551Omg another Raimi nonna hello! Tough question indeed, I know the popular consensus is that people enjoy 2 the most but the first one is my favorite! Which one is yours?
No. 413591
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>>413588I too am a sucker for the sequel but I memorized all quotes from Army of Darkness too, so…
I love the story behind the creation of the first ED more than the movie itself tbh. A disaster production or what might happen if you leave a bunch of 20 year olds unattended. Absolutely brilliant.
No. 413617
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>>413591Lol yeah! I love how much of a mess it was. Army of Darkness is great! I’m curious, what’re your thoughts on the 2013 and 2023 releases?
No. 413672
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>>4136172013 - didn't see, didn't bother, not interested. 2023 - not bad, a couple of fresh ideas, beautifully shot, stunning and talented lady leads, but the movie lacks that charisma of the classic flicks. Maybe if they keep going with a new protagonist she'll get her development like Ash did but for now she's an empty canvas. I think Sam and the team should do another one of those on their own, show everyone how it's done because new directors just don't get it.
And what do you think?
No. 413831
File: 1720753616868.jpeg (Spoiler Image,57.1 KB, 531x497, IMG_6582.jpeg)
I know it’s fucked up but I had never seen him until I watched the Netflix documentary series and I think he looks hot in the pictures where he’s lifting up his shirt while they’re capturing him
No. 413938
File: 1720765132833.jpeg (68.17 KB, 1200x676, IMG_9674.jpeg)
unironically attracted to Longlegs, kill me now nonnas
No. 413974
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>>413672I did watch the 2013 recently, it was alright. I felt like it’s the kind of movie you only put on when you wanna watch something gory, it had great shots but I wish the movie wasn’t so dark and grungy. If you asked me to name any of the characters I’d be out of luck, I really only remember Mia. I agree with you on the 2023 one, I was surprised by how much I enjoyed it. I do hope they explore more of her character, and I agree that these directors lack the charm that Sam and the others have. For me it was one of the better horror releases that came out that year.
No. 413990
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Pretty
No. 414202
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>>413938the grabber mogs the shit out of longlegs
No. 417577
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