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No. 369161

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Previous thread: >>353833

No. 369164

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first for adam

No. 369178

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Roy on the threadpic? Sexy and based, nonna.
My tragic boy deserves a repost.

No. 369181

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That's the best thread picture we've had in a looong time

No. 369203

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got booted from the other thread for posting him, I know he's not popular here but this is the most conventionally attractive moid I like I'm at a loss kek

No. 369204

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but no shame I love this I want him to grow his hair long again

No. 369207

Not attracted to him but I agree with you. He's too conventional for this thread. At this point who is even allowed to be posted on the other thread? Just Alain Delon?

No. 369208

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need him

No. 369218

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Cozy Viktor for the winter
This gif is really pretty

No. 369223

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Kek you're telling me anon. I've seen some mods there that are really not my taste but I accept they're fine for the thread.

I love his glasses

No. 369233

colin's pretty. he's good at looking absolutely devastated

No. 369234

Nonnas there are a bit finicky but I'm pretty sure they're more likely to accept him there since there's nothing really weird about his looks

No. 369306

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both of them but especially Ziggy

sorry for godzilla-tier filesize

No. 369349

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I’m so sorry, I know people hate him but I can’t deny it he’s sort of handsome

No. 369350

Oh my god is there finally a fellow James Ransone appreciator ITT??

No. 369379

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No. 369382

Is that the guy who plays Soap?

No. 369384

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No. 369389

He has a dolly perm and a chode stache and his mouth is the size of a nickel also he doesn't even look like this

No. 369428

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I just keep revisiting "Willard", help me.
Perfect threadpic by the way.

No. 369477

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Glad you agree nona, some Disney protag behaviour going on here kek

No. 369478

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Pretty face and great songs to listen to while going by the bus to work. Good taste, nonna.
Anyway, here's the most unflattering photo of Al from "And Justice For All" period lol + a meme for Russian-speaking anons

No. 369489

How is he unconventional? I swear eventually we'll only have people posting here because nobody is ever good enough for the other thread.
Even Alain Delon was posted here because he was a piece of shit. Might as well have one thread at this point.
I saw this movie last week, he looks good in roles that make him look pathetic.

No. 369508

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I agree with two separate threads in principle but the anons in the other thread need to calm down, there's some real "I was bullied irl so now I need to police this online thread" mentality going on kek
At least in this thread the anons here are funny with their insults

No. 369518

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I love his cute pudgy belly in The Lobster. He’s just so pathetic and bullyable.

No. 369526

One of my pet peeves is when anons sperg about a moid being ugly because they’re personally not attracted to them. I think a lot of them are bitter that they’ll never get a semi decent looking moid in their life so they gaslight themselves into thinking Paul Dano is hot.

No. 369527

Post unconventional/attractive moids in their correct thread. I know that it is subjective and that but how is >>369508 unconventional? He doesn’t even have the unconventional personality or label of being a psycho like Ezra miller

No. 369542

he has such an untrustworthy face to me

No. 369557

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Yes. Ziggy was my little meow meow.

What's your favorite role of his?

No. 369574

Don't worry nonna, I'll go back to posting him in the conventional thread, they can't stop me kek

No. 369609

Anything and everything kek. Love him as Ziggy but also loved him as grown up Eddie in ITCh2 (I know I know). He looked weirdly good in his small role in Black Phone to me, and also I like him in the Sinister movies. Oh and as that weaselly guy in Mr Right kek.

No. 369702

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i hate myself but he was so fuckin fine for a long time

No. 369703

Me too. He’s best friends with ghoul Cillian Murphy which makes him quite suspicious to me.

No. 369707

Honestly, the "reputation" aspect should be when the moid is only or mostly known for his negative reputation and nothing else. There has to be some form of separation.

No. 369708

Where would I put my unconventional attraction if he’s 2D?

No. 369711

I'd say in the usual retarded husbando thread? You can't be the first person to post an unconventional 2d crush there

No. 369712

Thanks nonnita

No. 369802

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hell yeah nonnie

No. 369807

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No. 369864

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is this the final boss of the thread?

No. 369866

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have you been posting him? i've been into james ransone since i saw him in "ken park" which is a gross film by a pedophile but i was drawn to him. favorite roles of his to me are generation kill, IT 2, the black phone, and an indie film no one has seen called the american astronaut where he does not speak but he plays a weird little gimp guy and he's adorable

No. 369875

I want to see his dick hard

No. 369877

tell me about it, i rewound so many times to see that big uncut flopper, i wonder if that line when he takes off his pants in the field was improvised at all? like, surely no one knew he had a big cock, i mean if it was average or small they'd probably not comment since we get to see it so clearly in the end?
i love his body too, he's a little muscular but doesn't look like he obsessively works out or anything, and he's got beautiful hairy forearms mmmff

No. 369926

I like his body but there are scenes in the movie where it looks like a different person's face on a young person's body kek. He might just be a shower which means very little growth after that but I choose to be an optimist also if he were a little more hairy I would love him but who asked

No. 370002

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tiny and hairy, his chest hair used to always stick out of his polo shirts

No. 370005

No. 370007

He looks good for someone in their 50s, I want to pull his hair.

No. 370026

for me he kinda is in the same category as roman roy. annoying + unhinged little weasel that's also very charismatic and cute. triggers sadistic urges in you.

No. 370031

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Anons, fight for a place in the sun and post this hunk of a man Jacob Elordi in the attractive men thread. You're right, and he absolutely belongs there.

No. 370036

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ngl the attractive men thread sucks ass. it's so much infighting and people being bitter. i like how cozy we are ITT. elordi would be safe here.

No. 370037

He doesn’t belong here. He is being posted too often now, he is too boring to be posted continuously

No. 370038

this means he doesn't fit anywhere… that's so sad. let him hang out here!

No. 370040

It's so difficult to tell who's considered normie attractive and who's not, I never know in which thread I should post

No. 370041

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my latest fantasy is being his stacy peer in high school and bullying him
>eating his lunch
>pushing him into the locker room
>telling him his games will suck and certain people will enjoy them only ironically
>pulling him by his underwear which permanently alters his voice

No. 370047

unless it's a 10/10 guy then avoid the attractive male thread, they're overly judgmental. tbh i think elordi is cute but he's uhhhh british attractive. meaning he's not "conventional" even though he's not at all ugly.

No. 370049

Ngl, i feel like he's hideous, kek.

No. 370052

just use the irl husbando thread, it's specifically made for dumping continuously and allows both conventional and unconventional

No. 370054

girl, there's a gigantic difference between some random whore i'd might fuck and my husbando

No. 370065

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Ken Park was certainly… something. And I still have to watch Generation Kill.

He definitely looks best when he's unhinged, erratic, and a little violent

No. 370081

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i thought BOTH of them were hideous until i watched that goddamn film, i'm so embarrassed. they're great actors and seem sweet in interviews

No. 370099

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To me Deaner was so cute when he was young. I feel like he's definitely hung.

No. 370107

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I'm the OP and I'm honestly surprised at all the debate I've started kek. But thanks for the support nonas, I've spoiled because I fundamentally think he belongs in the conventional thread. Next time I'll be back it's with an actual unconventional moid

No. 370146

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Crispin Glover has such a strange face sometimes he looks like a literal chad and sometimes he looks like a little rat monster. He can even pull off a full beard (in some angles)

No. 370165

Everyone and their mother is obsessed with him rn

No. 370169

he is so average looking. seeing him posted is so annoying now. boring moid

No. 370171

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Happy new year from a real unconventional attraction

No. 370181

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>post him in conventional thread
>"he's too ugly, get out"
>post him in the unconventional thread
>"he's not unconventional, stop posting him"
poor fella

u little shit

No. 370189

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No. 370198

Women are being so corny about him on twitter kek

No. 370199

he’s a poster child for tall but otherwise medicore moids who will now think they’re god’s gift to mankind, we need to raise the bar

No. 370223

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for obvious reasons, ayrton senna

No. 370228

i fucking love his hair. I have never seen another moid with a similar hair, which sucks.

No. 370238


No. 370241

Nah, she knows how to have fun.

No. 370289

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here's him with shorter hair. for me personally it is the nose and ear combo that does it.

No. 370293

But Paul Dano is hot

No. 370294

isn't this guy the President of France?

No. 370295

No but they are cute in the same way. Similar phenotypes and shit.

No. 370296

The idea of Paul Dano being stepped on is hot but not the guy himself.

No. 370308

yeah no sorry i'm a danofag but i can recognize he's not conventionally attractive at all. his allure comes from his acting and his demeanor

No. 370348

No. 370354

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Aaay, OP here. I saw an opening, I took it, lol (and thank you, Roy was indeed fuckin' sexy and based.) Happy New Year, btw! And who's your dude? He looks wildly French.

Also slight flex but I got a Jaws book for Christmas and, uh… it's got quite a few pics like this inside. I had a very, very good Christmas.

No. 370366

God he was so hot in the first few seasons excellent choice anon

No. 370378

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i hate depp BUT

No. 370380

How is this guy remotely unconventional, other than age?

No. 370385

nta but people in the conventional male attractions thread are so hypercritical and nitpicky that you get argued with for posting anyone who doesn't look like alain delon. the irl husbando thread is better than this for these kinds of dudes but I assume most people just see the word husbando and scroll past thinking it's something to do with anime

No. 370386

I miss when really bizarre shit got posted on here and not incredibly popular actors from recently released movies who aren’t supermodel tier. Those Saltburn guys will never come close to the girl who posted that aboriginal guy from the teeth sharpening Wikipedia page.

No. 370403

Technically guys who are in between (so not bizarre but also not supermodel level) belong here too, the thread OPs always mentioned average along with weird, creepy, etc. That barry guy definitely belongs, he looks like a shrunken wrinkly potato ezra.

No. 370425

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a young prince edward

No. 370445

Barry is the king of this thread

No. 370566

are you blind

No. 370594

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AYRT, I'm flattered. However, he's an acquired taste. Let's be honest, he didn't look a damn thing like conventionally attractive guys. Plus, he's extremely dead.

No. 370635

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If he's not conventional, than neither is Paul Newman.
All that was unconventional about Jaws era Roy were his age, hairline and height. I always figured he was like 6'1" but I looked him up and it turns out he was a manlet.
Now Serge Gainsbourgh, ~he~ was unconventional

No. 370638

nowhere near lmao, being ugly is nothing compared to dictators, serial killers and incels posted here before

No. 370642

God he’s ugly

No. 370657

I hate this disgusting sleazy groomer bastard so much it’s unreal. He’ll forever be responsible for ugly moids thinking they are entitled to date models.

No. 370680

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No. 370705

moids thought that anyway and Serge wasn't a groomer so I don't know where you are getting that
I agree with you that he was scum but don't let Jane off the hook. What the hell did she see in him?

No. 370720

Had to look at more videos of this guy and i get it. He's such a charming nerd.

No. 370749

Roy looks like a foot

No. 370813

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I'm sorry nonny but how can you not know god todd howard, the greatest video game director of all time
HOLY shit I didn't know this one. Bless you anon. Better written than any Bethesda game (I love Morrowind tho)

No. 370815

No. 370817

Starting from 54:30, that bethesda presentation from E3 2018 with Joel's commentary will always be the highlight of gaming for me kek. The last time any game show stream made me piss from laughter

No. 370834

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>And who's your dude?
That's Michael Sarrazin from "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" The handsome and sad blue-eyed brunette in this film, just how I like. Didn't care to check the rest of his filmography because he mostly played in studio conveyer-belt flicks, and he's not worth it rly.
>I got a Jaws book for Christmas
Nonna, congrats on the fantastic Christmas present! I'm happy for you (and a bit jealous kek) and hope you enjoy the quality husbando pics! Damn what a fine physique Scheider had…
>Roy looks like a foot
Lmao you're not wrong. He has very raw(?) masculine features, def not pretty or traditionally handsome. But he could equally good pull off the roles of a cop and a stage director/choreographer with this face, and that's really his charm.
>I miss when really bizarre shit got posted on here and not incredibly popular actors from recently released movies who aren’t supermodel tier.
Well, just in the last thread anons posted some British paedophile and batshit crazy Ezra Miller so you're exaggerating imo. At least popular but unconventional actors keep the thread going. Posts with someone obscure don't usually get any traction since no one rly cares or my tastes are just that boring and niche lmao.

No. 370855

> Serge wasn't a groomer so I don't know where you are getting that
Nta but he groomed his own daughter

No. 370857

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reminds me of young jean paul belmondo a little

No. 370863

damn that was privated quickly

No. 370876

I mean that was never confirmed and Charlotte has denied it every time as had other people in the family. He was just a degenerate coomer.

No. 370937

What? It's still public when I open it in a new window

No. 370956

Ok this one is working, also from 54:40
My king

No. 371070

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No. 371079

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This moid from cooking TikTok. Not really unconventional, but I’m slightly ashamed because he’s annoying. Lookswise he’s almost perfect for me with a nice voice, I feel kinda ditzy watching him ngl.

No. 371130

Nando is sexy, just a bit of an oddball

No. 371131

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I will never forgive Mimi Rogers

No. 371233

french people must be lucky

No. 371265

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>(Emmanuel) I am gonna run for president and everyone's gonna vote for me! (Bullies) You dork! Go back to the french literature club (Emmanuel) Who's laughing now! Yes, I was in the french literature club

No. 371279

He's cute but I hate when he beats his chest and says "baking aint shit".

No. 371328

Man couldn’t even make his own French pastry

No. 371645

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Have I just watched an 80s schlock action flick with excruciatingly uncharismatic Chuck Norris only to get a good look on these long legs in combat trousers? Yes, I absolutely have.

No. 371726

And his dragon's beard candy didn't have enough folds!

No. 371831

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i've never seen costas mandylor in anything but saw but god damn does he make me thirst. i love his slightly chunky body, his greasy hair and plump slutty lips

No. 371832

AYRT yooo I was just looking at the wiki page for They Shoot Horses! Is it a good film? Was debating watching it. Also ty about the Christmas, hope yours was just as rewarding.
Eh, to each their own. Personally I think he could be an Italian portrait from the Renaissance.

No. 371860

excellent taste nonna. i watched some cheap scifi film years ago just because he was in it, but i got high beforehand and don't remember much except that he looked good

No. 371984

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Would. He's so cute and so funny, I want to ride him.

No. 371985

He admitted he has severe haemorrhoids

No. 371986

I guess you could do worse

No. 371988

wouldn't stop me

No. 372005

posting moids from epsteins list should be banned

No. 372019

Huh! That surprised me ngl and I was not surprised at any of the other ones like Stephen hawking.

No. 372022

wait seriously? i haven't seen the newer one but i thought originally it was mainly celebrities from the 80s-90s on there

No. 372028

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This dude, I don’t really like him as a video person but he’s beautiful.

No. 372029

He looks kinda ugly to me, I have seen some beautiful Arab and Pakistani men on tiktok tho

No. 372035

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He used to be so gorgeous (to me) but he hit the wall hard. Shame.

No. 372044

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solid 50% of the guys in here are garden variety heartthrobs and cuties

No. 372046

Hard agree.

No. 372058

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Was watching Detroit Rock City, and the creepy security guard was doing it for me.I love his creepy smile and mullet. Very attractive to me. I'm not ashamed.

No. 372059

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Searched up the actor and I really like his crazy retarded expressions he makes! Its so cute also love his creepy teeth! He is very handsome to me!

No. 372061

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Last image! Just wanted to post one of him looking normal. Wish he was in more movies..

No. 372062

Is This satire

No. 372065

No. 372076


I said what I said.

No. 372092

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lmao anon i getcha. i don't know anything about this actor in mulholland drive and he's not in it for very long but i've always been struck by his features for some reason. he looks kinda similar

No. 372105

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He is such a cute dork

No. 372132

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Ewan Mitchell can look goofy and pretty at the same time. In HOTD he has certain scenes where he looks ethereal.

No. 372133

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No. 372135

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He also has this permanent :3 or :* lips like Natalie Dormer, but it was never really obvious until he started played Aemond I guess, makes him look more sneaky/evil.

No. 372138

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Man fuck this guy, single-handedly made me straight. Only picked up the dumb show because he looked so odd I just had to know what his deal was.

No. 372159

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Yeah I can tell he’s odd looking but his ugly features add up and make sense to me. I also hate how he corrected people like ,”my friend” condescending asshole vibes. Arabs are hot I love brown skin and long lashes

No. 372161

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No. 372162

I see the vision anon

No. 372169

Literally all moids have to do is brush their teeth and shower

No. 372190

File: 1704766172973.png (2 MB, 980x1946, Smoothie in Happy!.png)

oh my god you too? he was also in Happy!, I perked up a little for his scenes in spite of his character being repulsive. I just like looking at him. I like his profile too.

No. 372200

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i don't want nonnies to refer to him as ugly ever again. i'm done with it. this is the last time i'm gonna post my husband in this thread.

No. 372253

This guy looks quite nice
If it weren't for dem pikachu lips he would be hot. It looks so weird on men.

No. 372268

In that specific scene he was tackling someone and falling backwards but either way his lips are always like :3 it’s fascinating to look at.

No. 372322

toddnonna do you have fanfics with him. thanks in advance. no sage because I’m desperate

No. 372326

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Fictional Cold War Nazi scientist be damned…. I still need him

No. 372329

nonna i have been thinking of him ever since my local theater put out notices they're gonna be doing some showing of this. yes

No. 372344

It's hard to find anything that isn't a shitpost, and I was searching on AO3 a lot.
This one is really GOOD AHHHH and gives me aneurysm:

From wattpad this one is kinda cute albeit short, also the drawing "you make my software into hardware" kek

No. 372345

File: 1704840505490.jpg (17.95 KB, 590x656, Tumblr_l_31526662944340.jpg)

The saddest thing is that no amount of me sucking his cock would make TES6 good

No. 372354

File: 1704842926198.jpg (22.02 KB, 413x395, 9a6.jpg)

>The cryptid lets out a primal snarl, one akin to a Deathclaw’s as he came inside you.
>"So, uhh… you just naturally make that Deathclaw sound?”, you smirked at him as you took a bite of your granola bar.
>He let out a soft chuckle and placed his hand on your shoulder, “It just works that way.”
Holy fucking shit

No. 372357

These are activating the fujo part of my brain ah

No. 372360

He is weirdly attractive in that photo

No. 372361

the one where jacob picks up the drink has altered my brain chemistry forever

No. 372400

File: 1704873820102.jpeg (199.79 KB, 807x828, IMG_3837.jpeg)

No. 372403

He's shifted from cute dorky nerd with a chip on his shoulder to Norman Osborn type 80s corporate bad guy .

No. 372409

This makes me even less attracted to him than usual

No. 372412

File: 1704880961639.jpg (307.43 KB, 1242x1504, tumblr_d0e67546eee8c22ce59c5ba…)

Why she and not me…

No. 372456

File: 1704911155941.jpg (401.6 KB, 1080x2215, Screenshot_20240109_212958_com…)

Did you nonnas read Barry's interview it's uh something else

No. 372458

File: 1704911306988.jpg (Spoiler Image,102.76 KB, 1200x600, jacob-elordi-and-barry-keoghan…)

I love them too

No. 372465

RDJ or Cillian?

No. 372469

You can tell how uncomfortable RDJ makes Cillian. Cillian is more reserved and it is obvious how much he hates press stuff. And with RDJ acting like a typical obnoxious American I bet he is crying inside

No. 372470

I don't even know what movie they've made together but maybe I should try to find it out and watch it for the fujo lulz

No. 372472

>uwu he's so reserved and private
>chooses to be an actor

No. 372482

File: 1704915103641.gif (Spoiler Image,7.48 MB, 268x476, tumblr_f383600c96c7d160e154ad5…)

It's Saltburn nonna but tbh just watch the interviews of the two of them together if you want to test the waters kek

No. 372503

File: 1704921794569.gif (9.82 MB, 540x400, Tumblr_l_122460646542033.gif)

god I need him

No. 372506

No. 372511

I just mean in comparison to RDJ. You can see how uncomfortable he is. RDJ has that arrogance only Americans have.

No. 372513

nta but sometimes simple "god I need him" expresses everything

No. 372514

took me a sec to realise this is the guy from stranger things and he's hot here tbh

No. 372533

it was incredulity, he looks like a ballbag

No. 372597

File: 1704949477155.png (188.79 KB, 460x506, kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.png)

Excuse me, I don't know where to put this moid but since he looks older, has a dad bod and his face is blurried i'm placing him here, sorry. He's from a youtube documentary and he appeared for like 1 nanosecond and i still think that he looked cool even if i'm not into moids that look like that.
Maybe the blurred face helps but i want to know why, as an icelandic in iceland, he went out with his torso exposed, also i'm the same anon as >>363732 and i think i have a thing for high-visibility clothing for some retarded reason.

No. 372608

File: 1704954670019.jpeg (95.12 KB, 736x981, 1AAD303F-9116-49CC-8832-409DE8…)

thank you nonnie, I think we should make a serious fan fiction with him (I’ve been thinking about it for some time now)
picrel I need a shrine like that in my room. I’ve got NO shame

No. 372615

Haha I'm a fellow nordic and understand the vibe this pic gives you. I also like high visibility clothing, though in my case it ties in with my thing for blue collar workers in general, as they're oftentimes the ones wearing them. It's like a uniform fetish.

No. 372631

This is only shameful because he’s old and sleazy and is rumored to be whorish, like in this video

No. 372633

Really? I don't care for this uggo but I knew he had an age appropiate wife so I was hoping he's at least faithful to her. But well a moid is a moid…

No. 372634

You are like a female bird. You like them colorful kek.

No. 372636

File: 1704974552333.png (4.25 MB, 1800x1248, stan-shunpike_1_1800x1248.png)

Rewatching Hary Potter made me remember i always thought Stan was cute. We could relate on skin problems lol.

No. 372646

i KNOW they fucked. at least someone gave someone else a handjob. men are incapable of just flirting and that's that. they have to have sex

No. 372656

File: 1704988149638.png (97.9 KB, 305x411, man_what_the_fuck.png)

i always thought tarantino as he appeared in from dusk til dawn and reservoir dogs was attractive. only exclusive to these two films though. looks like an ex-moid, even reminds me of him– gremlin degenerates with a weird turbo infatuation with feet and some strange charm… i hate it

No. 372660

They look extremely gay. I agree with >>372646

No. 372662

His character in this season of Fargo is so pathetic I love it. I want to bully him and also tell him everything is going to be okay.

No. 372663

I have potentially good news for you, he’s in every season of George Gently as Gently’s detective sergeant kek he’s a shithead in it but I have a thing for that particular regional accent as a nonbong.

No. 372676

Oh I absolutely agree with you nonnas there's no way they didn't fool around at least
barry is also the top 100%

No. 372677

i’ll check it out for sure thanks

No. 372681

File: 1704996087517.jpeg (44.49 KB, 500x500, 07544327-87b2-47ce-8621-9c5bfc…)

>tarantino as he appeared in from dusk til dawn and reservoir dogs was attractive
I agree and support 100%. He has "a pathetic and crazy male who can be bullied" vibes in these films, and I absolutely dig it. I also quite like him in "Four Rooms", good chemistry with Tim Roth he has a Beavis's side profile lmao

No. 372713

File: 1705006202473.jpeg (20.5 KB, 200x251, 8F0C21A6-B8C9-483F-9256-157153…)

I like the idea of having crazy sex with a sleazy glam metal dude, look at these clothes. So slutty and trashy.

No. 372714

Who is this cutie?

No. 372717

Paweł Mąciwoda, a polish bassist.

No. 372722

File: 1705007540821.jpeg (53.81 KB, 1000x667, IMG_5893.jpeg)

I had a sex dream about the weirdo PR vice president from the Unicorn Store movie. I hate my life

No. 372727

File: 1705008710885.webp (4.98 KB, 227x244, IMG_6056.webp)

Aaron Swartz. Rip qt


No. 372792

He's a grown man, if he's not capable of setting boundaries when he's uncomfortable then that's his problem and he should grow some balls. Stop acting like he's a child.

Boohoo being famous is so bad, maybe someday he's gonna eat a shotgun bullet like Kurt Cobain just because he "hates being famous" even though he chose that life and could stop at any second. These people who act like being rich and famous is such a burden are annoying and pretentious as fuck.

No. 372794

File: 1705025709173.gif (3.97 MB, 540x540, IMG_5966.gif)

in a sleazy 90s boss kind of way, I would.

No. 372797

have you seen midnight mass? he’s in that too

No. 372798

File: 1705026558124.jpeg (105.79 KB, 1500x1000, IMG_5969.jpeg)

you've got me intrigued and it's only 7 episodes, time to add to my watchlist

I also like his voice

No. 372802

File: 1705027064116.jpeg (21.37 KB, 624x352, IMG_3922.jpeg)

Speaking of tim roth, I don’t usually like short rat faced moids like him but for some reason he’s insanely hot to me. I think it’s because he usually gets horribly injured in whatever movie he’s in and we get to see him suffer. He’s pretty old in funny games and still attractive imo

No. 372804

File: 1705027645423.jpg (27.49 KB, 640x336, 991893630d005d9f70e5a7bb1dc1b1…)

>barry tops
AGREED. i tried reading saltburn fic and too much of it has felix topping and i'm just like no, barry has top energy and so does oliver

No. 372806

File: 1705028125334.gif (2.37 MB, 268x350, IMG_5970.gif)

tumblr girls love this guy and there's a ton of gifs of him wearing tight jeans

he's 6'4" and sadly for me, has a long term partner

No. 372816

A lot of his fans claim they’ve hooked up with him, multiple people who frequent a bar in Ireland where he frequently goes have said that there’s a woman who works there who he openly had a fling with, and he’s rumored to have had affairs with his female costars in the past. I’ve seen multiple videos like that one where he smiles or winks at a female fan so I think he’s sleazy. There was also some tiktoker who said she traveled to Ireland to stalk him and when she came across him in public she started sobbing and he hugged her for like 10-15 minutes while she cried and then said she was beautiful and complimented what she was wearing. If he acts like that with teenagers in public then I’m sure he’s worse with adult fans who throw themselves at him kek

No. 372817

File: 1705030530995.jpg (45.54 KB, 480x690, b9c43db27b0ef57cc9640d7e2fb875…)

Jacob Elordi does not give off top vibes in any capacity at all

No. 372825


i couldnt get into this show but boy did hamish linklater keep me trying for about 3-4 episodes. has rahul kohli in it too who is also a nice piece

No. 372835

File: 1705033502885.gif (2.29 MB, 656x368, 31BF231A-2794-4C28-8A85-C812FD…)

even if I don't like something I tend to watch it to completion. I'll probably just be ogling him the entire time

he was cute when he was younger too, irl husbando material but I don't want to hyperfixate too much or it'll turn into a fiasco

No. 372836

oh I'll definitely check this out lmao

No. 372838

it sounds like he didn't hook up with her, just tried to comfort her. I don't see what's wrong with that story unless they hooked up later

No. 372839

>acting like a typical obnoxious American
Oh boy here we go.

No. 372845

File: 1705035393910.png (402.02 KB, 611x654, Screenshot 2023-12-31 131358.p…)

he thinks he's a little coquette

No. 372850

File: 1705038559649.png (722.86 KB, 1121x674, pjw.png)

Not gonna lie, I think I would hate-fuck Paul Joseph Watson

No. 372853

People in celebricows called me schizo for pointing this out like he purposely has taken on these mannerisms to babygirlify himself come on

No. 372855

Kek man im glad im not the only one! His lips are so luscious. It is my curse to fall in love with men who have DSLs…

No. 372857

File: 1705042288175.jpg (412.52 KB, 1080x1010, Screenshot_20231211_214020.jpg)

Whilst I do think it's from a genuine place, I think he does play it up knowing how much it gets people talking about him also guilty I like the coquetteish behaviour

No. 372867

Oh I think its cute too im not a hater but it's obviously not genuine lol

No. 372904

File: 1705060750406.jpg (206.07 KB, 3019x2000, 2008_funny_games_002.jpg)

Idk I always found Tim Roth attractive, esp when he was younger.
> we get to see him suffer
Works for me, too. The hottest scene in "Reservoir dogs" is him lying on the floor, blood-soaked, literally dying, and Mr. White trying to comfort him. Whew
>funny games
My guilty pleasure movie because the first minute I saw the two sadistic antagonists, I couldn't make myself care for the poor family. They both are so cute and pretty to me, even the chubby guy with a unibrow. He's such a puppy damn.

No. 372908

Actors and celebrities (even politicians and presidents) literally get body language coaching to make themselves seem more personable and likeable. Coquette baby girl shit is incident trendy among young girls now and Hollywood execs know it so they’re encouraging him to play it up so they can make as much money off him as possible.

No. 372909

Normally i wouldn’t believe stuff like this but with Cillian I can see it. As an Irish nona, can confirm Irish moids are just like that. They like to drink and shag and they aren’t that picky especially when they get beer goggles. Cillian seems like he doesn’t really give a fuck about his reputation either.

No. 372910

Actors are all horny manwhores nona. 99% of married Hollywood actors cheat, even the ones who seem good and have been together with their age appropriate wives forever. Never give them the benefit of the doubt.

No. 372911

I’m cracking up at your post nona. Never stop.

No. 372917

That’s hilarious nonna, I also love high-vis clothing. Not in a fetish way, chartreuse is just one of my favorite colors and I find people wearing it really eye-catching. I’d probably be staring at a shirtless guy in high-vis too kek

No. 372936

good for him. men should act like sluts

No. 372955

>literally get body language coaching
Not figuratively?

No. 372989

File: 1705079266098.gif (963.87 KB, 500x271, IMG_3936.gif)

I like when the main evil white boy breaks his leg with the golf club and he can’t stand for the rest of the movie

No. 373007

File: 1705084421191.png (331.65 KB, 1000x563, Screenshot-2023-12-20-at-4.25.…)

His music's kinda shit but i'd be lying if I said i dont find him insanely attractive

No. 373008

File: 1705084444242.jpg (76.39 KB, 1024x683, 9c34dc5b-0d55-4287-a3c2-0266fe…)

No. 373017

File: 1705088964091.jpg (Spoiler Image,142.34 KB, 540x677, tumblr_364172ed25d959d519f87f3…)

yeah I love this slut
also the first time Elordi has ever given out top vibes big day for him

No. 373020

File: 1705090368610.png (109.92 KB, 960x720, hehe.png)

he got dat alternate smile like waddup

No. 373022

I fucking hate that I can see it why tell us this nona kek

No. 373023

who is this? he's fine

No. 373024

Noah Kahan the industry plant of the month

No. 373025

File: 1705091481982.png (540.21 KB, 635x460, justin.PNG)

I find Justin McElroy really adorable.

No. 373028

File: 1705092214138.jpeg (38.19 KB, 385x499, DFA85D10-2B0D-48ED-9F8C-F86820…)

Is this woman you? Love yourself.

No. 373031

File: 1705093216555.jpeg (26.48 KB, 679x452, IMG_1836.jpeg)

The only unconventional thing is the haircut and the fact that he plays a sex offender in this movie but I need him so bad.

No. 373065

Why did I think he was hozier

No. 373077

I actually screamed when I saw this. Was not expecting to see him here ever lmao but he has a wife so there must be some appeal there

No. 373081

Because they both sport the certified fag look

No. 373083

File: 1705107299728.png (423.04 KB, 410x600, CImF87C.png)

Ywn height mog little Toddy and he will never autistically stand on his tippy toes next to you…

No. 373094

Just wear heels and you will.

No. 373099

You're a simp and a mark because this whole movie I was hoping someone would light these pathetic gay boys on fire

No. 373102

Agree they’re annoying little babyfatfaced faggots and the movie doesn’t live up to the original at all
The only hot male in it is Tim Roth

No. 373119

Oversized jeans and a jacket, people in the game industry should never be allowed anywhere near photo shoots/press events for games.

No. 373127

File: 1705123576780.jpg (31.21 KB, 400x612, 4e81157c68da646474398c60560db0…)

Same but with Stephen Malkmus. This must be the only reason why he has a career in the first place, all those indie music critics wishing he'd look their way a little longer.

No. 373141

File: 1705128152967.jpeg (91.64 KB, 741x980, IMG_0899.jpeg)

No. 373145

Honestly part of the appeal is listening to his podcast with his wife and hearing how they get along. I think Sydnee is really cute too tbh. I want to sit in a cozy room with them both and eat cereal and talk about haunted dolls and bad medical practices.

No. 373152

File: 1705136218476.jpeg (101.89 KB, 800x600, 7F10083B-E59D-42BB-AD54-22164D…)

Hate that moids peak so bad and can never stay cute. Can never listen to Pavement without thinking about how hot he used to be

No. 373180

File: 1705151669196.gif (3.87 MB, 410x285, GR6E83.gif)

He used to be a cute quirky Cali slacker guy. Truly is a shame that he now looks like some aids ridden sex offender.

No. 373204

Is that… Henry Kissinger?

No. 373259

File: 1705181844820.jpg (105.16 KB, 657x1024, gettyimages-108778868-1024x102…)

Fucking hairy manlet. I imagine his squeaky voice when I tug his chest hair during sex

No. 373267

File: 1705185885529.jpeg (77.92 KB, 340x501, IMG_0612.jpeg)

Ayrt, yes. He was an irredeemably evil fuggo once he was in the White House but I’d totally have banged him in his Harvard days

No. 373271

he was also hot in "The Terror"

No. 373295

File: 1705196807456.jpg (224.62 KB, 1370x644, The Terror telescope.jpg)

The Terror was basically Unconventional Male Attractions: The Show.

No. 373321

File: 1705204436661.jpeg (213.31 KB, 1109x864, IMG_0898.jpeg)

Peter sellers was kinda hot with a mustache

No. 373336

File: 1705208725184.jpg (146.97 KB, 1200x1800, Matthew_Mercer_at_Animate_Miam…)

Kek I accidentally created a new thread with him when I was sure I had this thread already opened. Anyway, my teen crush

No. 373352

File: 1705214209735.png (503.54 KB, 1092x607, crozier f bomb.png)

No. 373371

File: 1705225366537.jpeg (304.66 KB, 1200x800, IMG_9289.jpeg)

I'm a huge sellersfag and I have no idea why. Man is just captivating, something about his eyes. I guess I really like broken Jewish men with mommy issues

Speaking of, any other Jared Harrisfags here? I know he's old I just find him so charming and fun

No. 373376

File: 1705226513380.jpeg (712.89 KB, 808x1080, IMG_9298.jpeg)

I really like Sam Neill

>picrel: part of a collage (one of many) some girl on reddit who had him as a husbando since like 2006 made

No. 373378

Most of these moids made me want to vomit. Women have no standards(hide the thread instead of shitting it up)

No. 373379

is sam neill really considered unconventional?

No. 373381

pretty much everyone except for alain delon and river phoenix is considered too unconventional for the other thread. people flip their shit whenever someone who's not a perfect 10/10 adonis (but is still much more attractive than the average man) gets posted there. leading to this thread being clogged up with people who are above average to anyone other than the most nitpicky of anons, who I'm sure are lying in bed next to male models while typing their spergouts kek

No. 373383

>(but is still much more attractive than the average man)
ntayrt but some of the men posted in the conventional threads truly do look no different from the average guy on the street to me, i think it depends. there's tons of guys who look like >>373376 so i don't get what's so special..

No. 373384

File: 1705228166997.jpg (55.26 KB, 719x193, 1700016358249655.jpg)

No. 373385

As stated before, the conventionally attractive threads have a certain criteria for what's considered attractive. Even Hollywood leading men have been frowned upon there.

No. 373386

The complete lack of self awareness in the man. Its shifty people like him that precisely caused people to distrust Jews.

No. 373388

File: 1705228854020.jpg (77.46 KB, 600x702, 1700016358249656.jpg)

All neurotic Jews are antisemites.

No. 373394

File: 1705230553282.jpg (11.29 KB, 168x300, brian.jpg)

I keep seeing this guy on social media. I don't know who he is but I guess he hosts a podcast about dating or something. He is absolute perfection, in my opinion. Love the beard.

No. 373400

At least Fischer was extremely attractive

No. 373401

isn't this that podcast where they (full grown men) "debate" college freshmen to show off how dumb the libruls are?

I only saw part of the gorlock the destroyer episode but iirc the dudes hosting it looked quite normal. not recessed jaw incels like the people who probably listen to them but not handsome either. just average dudes who some might find pleasant looking

No. 373403

I don't know anything about it, just that I see that there are clips from it posted all over social media. I think it is about dating, not politics. The main guy is insanely hot but I don't know if there are any other guys on the show

No. 373404

>isn't this that podcast where they (full grown men) "debate" college freshmen to show off how dumb the libruls are?
Is it still 2016? did these moids get stuck in a time machine and get sent to 2024?

No. 373411

File: 1705234089495.jpeg (1 MB, 1047x1163, IMG_4227.jpeg)

Every time Cillian Murphy is posted there they all start shrieking kek. He is kind of weird looking in some pictures though I admit

No. 373414

cillian murphy is like if someone hot was turned into an android-grandma

No. 373423

Probably cause he's now old and bogged

No. 373425

File: 1705240289798.jpeg (123.85 KB, 630x1200, IMG_1016.jpeg)

Big downturned eyes like his are very cute. Sellers’ were arrestingly haunted which became especially apparent in his later career, his desolation brought a lot to his role in Being There imo. He was profoundly unwell for sure…

No. 373449

File: 1705249210431.jpeg (177.13 KB, 753x500, 1795.jpeg)

So Viktor Yuschenko used to be cute.

No. 373453

Do you really need that much attention, Cillian? Stop posting yourself here again and again it is getting embarrassing. Seriously, get some help.

No. 373456

File: 1705251840208.jpg (744.1 KB, 1178x2048, 1000019747.jpg)

pathetically drooling over joe keery pt 374529562

No. 373461

Looks like he'd be a big deal with Japanese women, like that one actor was back in the 70's.

No. 373494

File: 1705267424871.gif (547.18 KB, 450x267, Lane steak.gif)

I adore Jared Harris. I have a weird thing for men with a few pock marks.

You're right. In most pictures he's very attractive though and was, at least in his youth, generally considered hot. They nitpick too much, even blandly conventionally attractive guys like Jacob Elordi are now considered ugly, apparently.

No. 373496

Heeey we can talk a length since both of our dudes were in Spielberg movies. I never knew Sam was a Kiwi until I watched a "making of" doc about Jurassic Park.

No. 373498

File: 1705268088322.jpeg (117.04 KB, 720x1280, IMG_6339.jpeg)

creepy tweaker stamos

No. 373500

I think I’m taller than him. cute

No. 373503

he needs to do a nude calendar. would buy. also nonnie post rare pix if you have. thanks mwah

No. 373512

He is 168cm/ 5'6

No. 373516

File: 1705274509878.jpg (38.8 KB, 586x641, 1704789490178826.jpg)

No. 373518

File: 1705274835669.jpg (4.22 KB, 234x216, the singular photo where he do…)

He is so goddamn ugly but his voice makes me horny unfortunately. He sounds like a sensual alien that would like to probe you. It distracts me a lot, actually.

No. 373534

File: 1705279909567.gif (816.87 KB, 245x243, IMG_3012.gif)

>the most unflattering photo of Al from "And Justice For All" period
I’d still sit on his face

No. 373535

File: 1705280551525.png (300.94 KB, 549x844, todd howard keeps on lying.png)


No. 373539

File: 1705281634413.jpeg (72.99 KB, 1200x720, Sam Neill.jpeg)

He's my dream man in Possession. I watched Death in Brunswick for him, weird movie but he was hot.

No. 373541

File: 1705283243388.jpeg (61.46 KB, 434x556, IMG_9563.jpeg)

for some reason he’s perfect to me as lestat and no where else

No. 373552

I love you, Pacino-chan. I too would. He’s such a Joey Bag-o-Donuts which is one of my moid weaknesses. I am also attracted to Ray Romano RIP me

No. 373573

he’s so cute I wanna pinch his cheeks

No. 373587

File: 1705313375210.jpg (963.51 KB, 1012x1439, RDT_20240115_11085159286949348…)

He followed me back on Instagram

No. 373593

he's terrifying like michael jackson

No. 373596

File: 1705317290461.gif (9.95 MB, 540x310, tumblr_06d71b77b323454ef658971…)

I know, right? I want to do what Ellen Barkin did with him in "Sea of Love." Lucky woman. There's actually so few thirst-traps in Al's filmography that I will be infinitely grateful for that movie (albeit he's too old in it) and "Bobby Deerfield." And for "Scarecrow" lmao

No. 373602

uuu nonna I'm happy for you. I listen to Terrence everytime i'm trying to be more productive, he gets my brain and good vibes going.

No. 373603

Kek he does seem like the type

No. 373605


OMG I don't even wanna say how many times I've replayed this scene. I'd literally search the movie up and skip to this part and only watch that portion of the movie lmaooo. Hell I'm not even ashamed, it was hot as fuck. You're right anon I'm so jealous of her. Manhandling and shoving him against the wall like that jaysus

No. 373631

Be careful nona i heard crispin glover's involved in Scientology

No. 373653

File: 1705339465538.jpg (72.6 KB, 736x736, 22561e2d0526940721d64a825f3a58…)

the combo of growing out his hair and beard plus going to the gym has made him look so bloated.
men shouldn't be allowed to alter their appearances without consulting women.

No. 373658

Yea he was very adorable in that 2008-2009 era. He still seemed genuinely excited for video games, maybe not so spoiled before Skyrim's crazy success. And at least he didn't lie here when he basically admitted he didn't care for strong writing kek

No. 373664

As hilarious bad as that movie is, that scene makes up for it, hand down.

No. 373691

>basically admitted he didn't care for strong writing
That explains a lot about Bethesda's current state.

No. 373758

File: 1705374641025.jpeg (760.2 KB, 799x1231, IMG_9647.jpeg)

him and john belushi look so much alike to me, if keery gained weight

No. 373785

File: 1705388255288.jpeg (44.79 KB, 320x320, IMG_6358.jpeg)

Need him so bad. I think I have a uniform fetish now.

No. 373798

File: 1705393379262.png (263.95 KB, 1076x615, 524193adee3ca633e7f467b3c71321…)

I actually never cared for Robert Pattinson's looks until I saw the Lighthouse.
The moustache plus gaunt and broody, I don't know why it clicked for me.

No. 373806

File: 1705400193901.jpeg (140.86 KB, 736x1259, Adam Baldwin en _La chaqueta m…)

He's cute, but meh for me. Personally, I started frothing at my mouth when this guy appeared in the film.

No. 373849

> I have found playing the antagonist very difficult for me at times. It seems the industry does offer that part and I then approach it as a professional and do the best job that I have in me. But there are other songs in my breast
Ohhhhh, nonnies, it's a bit depressing. Jeez, tbh I'm surprised he didn't off himself [spoiler]he stated in the interview that he thought about going to monastery lol[\spoiler]. It's one thing to have unusual appearance from the start and be type-casted because of it. But imagine being perfectly normal, even good-looking, start acting career, find your vocation and a relief in it, AND THEN FUCK IT UP SO COMPLETELY AND IRREVERSIBLY. How hard you have to cope and not dwell on all the opportunities and good movies that could have been…
Anyway, I'm still obsessed with the wheat blonde hair and striking blue eyes. And still mourning that I could have had it all without messed up scarred face.
[spoiler]I think I'm going to sage this shit because the hyperfixation is a bit embarrassing[\spoiler]

No. 373915

a+ choice nonna

No. 374001

Vegan Gains the annoying youtuber… Would.

No. 374012

File: 1705472614582.jpg (50.11 KB, 600x400, MV5BNWM4YjE4ZDYtYzRmOS00ZDQ3LW…)

fellow adam baldwin enjoyer

No. 374020

File: 1705477909198.jpeg (Spoiler Image,38.88 KB, 500x375, IMG_4396.jpeg)

Is Tom Hardy gay? He looks so retarded

No. 374024

I feel the same way with Damon Albarn from Blur and Jarvis Cocker from Pulp

No. 374025

File: 1705479580653.png (1.07 MB, 1474x972, Screenshot 2024-01-17 at 12.20…)

Yeah, he's fucked dudes before so he's at least bi. I used to think he was hot and this ruined it for me

No. 374028

I used to think he was hot until I saw the pictures of his full frontal scenes >>372221 >>372222 he seemed like he would have a big dick for some reason kek those pictures were so disappointing

No. 374044

File: 1705486539742.gif (1.34 MB, 364x364, a15a3cc061e593872b80b9fa7c4833…)

Albarn has to be the most tragic fall

No. 374046

i remember watching this interview in middle school. he and alex was so fine and i kept staring at them and the colorful background while not understanding anything bc i didn't know any english at that time lol.
alex was giving moody model and damon had this cocky but cute look, graham was nerdy cute.

No. 374047

He’s got a small dick as well.

No. 374048

why would that ruin it?

No. 374049

Nta but bi men have the worst traits of both gay and straight men, they're usually turbo coomers (and personally i dislike the mental image of whatever he did, i would prefer someone who's only attracted to me)

No. 374054

I can get down with hobo Damon's look but his voice turned to shit so i don't listen to his new music at all. It's just either him creaking some sad boring crap or shouting unpleasantly.

No. 374079

Ouch, this is why I prefer men who are like the ugly duckling and just get better looking with age.

No. 374081

He was only hot as bane to me.

No. 374100

No such thing as bi males, only closeted gay guys.

No. 374101

Why? And are bi women the same?

No. 374104

Of course not because women are objectively attractive. Being attracted to men is fake and a product of social conditioning.

No. 374113

this is such a 1970s understanding of bisexuality kek

No. 374114

Ridiculous, men are sluts, so of course they will get their bisexuality on if they can.

No. 374116

You know what? Based. Being attracted to men is unnatural

No. 374125

File: 1705521774255.jpeg (1.76 MB, 3464x3464, 07313EBE-9F42-4237-AB5D-8A4A3D…)

I so badly need to punish this little e-fit looking slut

No. 374127

Handsome neandethal. This is what driverfags wish he looked like. It's so satifaying to see a long-haired musician simply wearing jeans and a tshirt without ANY STUPID TATTOOS.

No. 374143

File: 1705528032926.jpeg (66.66 KB, 1199x674, 79F430C3-2152-484A-AD26-2A1888…)

Funny you say that anon, I sent a picture of him to a friend and she compared him to adam driver, needless to say I was disgusted. Anyway, Roger aged like a fine wine; the man is 80 and looks like this, I’d fuck him young or old. He’s also incredibly funny, talented, and doesn’t take himself seriously. He’s my #1 unconventional attraction. I do think if he was young today he definitely could’ve been a gucci model, he had that kind of look.

No. 374149

>He is a vocal supporter of Black Lives Matter
Well I can see why he's here, at least.(racebaiting)

No. 374173

File: 1705537050126.jpg (162.91 KB, 640x1136, Todd is the ultimate goofster_…)

Today at work I heard Sweet little lies on the radio. I immediately thought about Todd and smiled

No. 374175

no such men

No. 374182

What an ugly smile

No. 374187

nta but people like you ruin this site. he's too conventional to even be posted here and you're still bitching. let people post.

No. 374191

you guys know which thread you're in?

No. 374216

This could be written equally by a retarded boomer or a Solanas-pilled radfem

No. 374316

File: 1705606627894.jpeg (59.12 KB, 472x650, IMG_6489.jpeg)

I miss him. I’m not really ashamed but he’s probably not normal enough for the other thread so.

No. 374319

File: 1705607465530.jpg (22.69 KB, 466x393, ZqO571rFaq1r6civzLfPSsqQo1_500…)

I miss him, too, Nonna, would have been nice to see him "grow up" and be happy one day.

No. 374320

No. 374325

File: 1705610005283.png (2.55 MB, 1697x1972, 1703783116489639.png)

I'm still so attracted to Sam Hyde. Even in current year. He's so fucking ugly now yet forever reason I just don't care anymore. He's big and funny and that's all that matters to my retarded brain I guess. I don't think watching fishtank has been helping, I literally think about him all day. The same thing happened to me during season one too. All I did today was fantasize about becoming a freeloader and being forced to perform a bit where I pretend to be his girlfriend.
FUCk. I know its pathetic. I'm sorry

No. 374326

Fuck him IRL and you will be over all that, and reality will set in. Speaking from experience.

No. 374333

dang, what's your experience? I'd never actually get close to him. Even though I'm retarded I still have enough self preservation to know how bad of an idea that'd be, especially after reading all the horror stories about him. Plus I'm not even his type anyway. I just think its fun and enjoy fantasizing about him and the "what ifs" from the safety of my bedroom lol

No. 374388

>not normal enough for the other thread
Nah this is the right thread for him. Its the Conventional Thread that has the pissy standard while this is the thread that catches all those who don't make it.

No. 374389

There's lots of abhorrent things about him beyond looking ugly. The fact that Fishtank is breeding a new generation of fans who are detached from what he was during the mid to early 2010s is worrying.

No. 374390

File: 1705650553112.jpg (113.26 KB, 1200x796, royallthatjazz.jpg)

>catches all those who don't make it
Anon, how pessimistic of you! If this thread and the conventional one were paintings, ours would have much more color, depth, and skill than theirs. (That's right, conventional anons, fuckin' fight me)

No. 374391

well yeah it's called conventional attractions, you can't just post anyone there. that guy anon posted isn't conventional

No. 374431

File: 1705676354844.jpg (30.74 KB, 598x616, 1705024349591234.jpg)

I know about his past and I’ve read through all the threads about him on here, so it’s much worse in my case. Unfortunately him being a cow sorta adds to the appeal a little. Makes me think he’s easier to tease

No. 374450

No. 374453

File: 1705690100088.jpg (142.81 KB, 1000x1000, bobby-fischer-gettyimages-4958…)

No. 374485

it's actually extremely antifeminist to say that women are objectively attractive. It plays into the way society says our looks determine our value(are you lost)

No. 374507

File: 1705703740123.jpg (Spoiler Image,37.08 KB, 434x505, 9c760bc9866a5be3308d2fbbf2e5cc…)

An orgy with Daveed Diggs, Leslie Odom Jr. Jonathan Groff and Okierete Onaodowan. The Hamilton costumes stay on. Posting here cause they're average to kinda ugly.

No. 374508

Attractiveness doesn’t mean looks only. That’s your perception.

No. 374524

File: 1705705480260.jpeg (1.23 MB, 1359x2153, IMG_7606.jpeg)

No. 374545

File: 1705711528933.jpeg (108.4 KB, 780x520, IMG_9104.jpeg)

Nonnas, am I wrong?

No. 374554

based nona

No. 374566

I thought that was Draco Malfoy when I scrolled past

No. 374574

Christoph Waltz is so goddamn handsome, he’s been my only celebcrush.

No. 374585

I mean that's exactly what I was saying. what's your point?

No. 374594

it sounded like you were complaining about the whole purpose of that thread..the "pissy standards" are the point. nevermind

No. 374627

I'm glad you get it

No. 374628

File: 1705754456328.jpg (105.09 KB, 1200x801, Untitled.jpg)

benny safdie but as dougie specifically

No. 374646

just admit that you are attracted to Nazis and would have enthusiastically collaborated with them had they invaded your country

No. 374648

He reminds me Malcolm in the Middle a lot here

No. 374767

This guy is such a fucking deadbeat dad loser but whatever this genre of man is im into it

No. 374794

File: 1705821225196.jpeg (183.68 KB, 557x935, IMG_9985.jpeg)

He is the last great living and attractive male actor. His voice, his charisma, his mannerisms, etc. I am a bit ashamed that this role is his most attractive to me, the style he sported in that movie is tough to beat and it suited him perfectly. I don’t think I would have collaborated with him, but I also would have not killed him right away.
Realistically, I would have appeased him for a bit and kept him for myself towards the end of the war. The hottest part was when he was groaning in agony at the blade in his forehead. Wish he was my POW.

No. 374798

File: 1705823652283.jpg (1.13 MB, 1500x2100, General_Wesley_Clark_official_…)

Somehow I ended up on this guy's Wikipedia page, and I'm annoyed I find him hot. He's old, military, and dated a 30 year old at 68; three huge turn-offs for me, yet here I am. I guess he ran for president at one point too but I have no memory of that

No. 374802

File: 1705827570450.jpg (44.76 KB, 735x613, 1000007963.jpg)

He looked so cute on This Hour Has 22 Minutes. Still attractive now imo he aged well.

No. 374804

File: 1705829528966.jpg (218.22 KB, 640x891, fefrf.jpg)


No. 374815

never been physically attracted to Barry Keoghan but if this happened to me - would.

No. 374824

Idgi what happened? He just glanced.

No. 374829

File: 1705842020757.jpeg (122.72 KB, 675x1200, kalle rovanperä.jpeg)

I really have no fucking idea as to whether to post him in the conventionally attractive thread or here but I am posting my boy Kalle Rovanperä here because in my opinion he's rather average but in a cute, slightly effeminate way? Shame that I have seen guys who have really similar vibes of being blond, slightly feminine looking slender twinks troon out :( Guess we can't have blond, kinda cutely mid twinks for us gals…(:()

No. 375031

I remember when that movie came out, everyone on /y/ on 4chan was drawing fanart of him, lol

No. 375032

File: 1705901695455.png (1.25 MB, 1204x1246, roy1972.png)

Sick comeback, anon. Go on back to fingerpainting.

No. 375033

Good taste. He looked great in that one James Bond movie too.

No. 375071

Post more pics! This blonde twink is indeed cute.
It's always a pleasure to check the thread and see Roy here. Thx, nonna

No. 375117

File: 1705952327798.jpg (141.19 KB, 736x1104, d977230d4d16eea1fa14d674eb24b9…)

not usually into alternative moids but I think he's cute

No. 375119

I see that i'm not the only one who still thinks about him kek.
I think he's a cutie though, really loved to see him in movement.

No. 375125

yeah, I love the way he moves on stage. quite slinky and cat-like

No. 375299

File: 1706029802954.jpeg (15.36 KB, 168x300, 097B9E5C-E3F1-4848-AE40-8EA4B4…)

He looks so faggy. Would.

No. 375300

I thought this was grimes from the home page

No. 375301

He looks like a character in Hackers. Fucking hot.

No. 375306

Wow he's very attractive. I love his autistic mannerisms and being funny is really sexy to me

No. 375307

It makes no sense how he is able to be so confident while simultaneously being such a dweeb

No. 375313

File: 1706034185768.jpg (139.26 KB, 567x1342, 1000016030.jpg)


No. 375314

File: 1706034344715.jpg (28.25 KB, 400x533, 1000016013.jpg)

No. 375315

File: 1706034484505.jpg (300.36 KB, 2000x1312, 1000016017.jpg)


No. 375317

File: 1706037687147.png (1.9 MB, 1170x1235, 5CF026F1-D3A3-4739-8E9C-3F8A1A…)

Need sneaky Jewish merchant bf </3(racebaiting and emoticon)

No. 375318

File: 1706037952689.jpeg (653.2 KB, 1126x1309, 0FAD2E2A-4059-4CCB-BF82-238A0E…)

I need him.

No. 375319

File: 1706038081272.png (1.87 MB, 1172x1062, C1DE8F68-30F5-4A4C-B912-C9767F…)

Sigh. Another day of yearning for this kyoot Khazar demon.

No. 375321

Idk how to explain it but if Cillian Murphy were a girl he’d be hot

No. 375322

i dont mean this in a tranny way kek i guess he just has very feminine features

No. 375334

Bobby probably doesn't bathe ever

No. 375341

File: 1706048401454.jpeg (57.43 KB, 471x403, IMG_2284.jpeg)

No. 375344


No. 375347

Would. Matt Stone too.
Would Leslie so hard. cute smile.
Holy based wtf
Source for this creepy ass image?

No. 375356

anon dont hes such a little piglet

No. 375377

File: 1706064413639.jpeg (281.07 KB, 1079x1336, IMG_3239.jpeg)

He is seriously hot morphed into a woman and I don’t go for him normally

No. 375378

Cilla needs v line surgery on her jaw, but otherwise pretty.

No. 375397

Kek anon this picture always kills me. He should have been born as a woman or at least had a twin sister or something

No. 375402

Girl cillian is so much hotter than male cillian it's insane. God fucked up, he should have been born a woman.

No. 375406

Do you guys remember when that one anon was malding and seizuring about that picture in /ot/ for days

No. 375408

I bet he’s popular with Korean women(racebait)

No. 375414

File: 1706083769550.jpg (56.73 KB, 736x535, Cillian Murphy drag.jpg)

I like strong jaws on women, girlCillian looks good. He already cross dressed a few times in movies and it looks similar enough.

No. 375415

nah the one on the right looks too much like regular cillian. >>375377 is the best

No. 375416

File: 1706088067197.jpg (153.18 KB, 1920x1080, kalle_rovanpera_ralli01_seura-…)

aw he's so cute

No. 375419

Not as effeminate as I was expecting. I'm sort of disappointed.

No. 375427

true nonnies…i will never get over this performance

No. 375437

File: 1706103455888.jpeg (946.16 KB, 1130x1367, 8E23CE94-C37E-4BCB-86EE-98E22B…)

Bladey is actually looking hot again. Glad he ditched the greasy haired rabbi look.

No. 375442

File: 1706107640713.png (732.01 KB, 692x609, la criatura.PNG)

you are so right I want to forcefully bathe him like a feral animal

No. 375445

Kek I can’t stand trannyhands, just posting that picture was enough to make him fly into tard rage every time

No. 375463

First time seeing this guy and my jaw dropped watching him writhe around on the table. He's so sexy, like a real life anime boy.

No. 375469

This is the song Poland should have sent! Love that midriff. His face is too young looking for me but I appreciate a pretty man who sexualize himself like this. More like that please.

No. 375494

File: 1706137958803.jpg (56.21 KB, 736x725, 9c8e5d8cfcbf53ba2359e4dd3f2027…)

Poland could have easily finished top 5 with Jann's song. I'm not even Polish but I'm so mad at the voting scandal because I personally was robbed of him. I would have loved to have seen him writhing around on the big stage. I love it when he shows off his belly

No. 375516

File: 1706147806735.gif (6.93 MB, 540x380, IMG_4297.gif)

No. 375549

christmas example

No. 375558

He is what I imagined Lestat would be like, you can even hear silent harpsichord notes in the background, alluding to his youth. Reminds me a lot of the performance from Queen of the damned, he must have been inspired

No. 375564

The singing is kind of shitty but the visuals make up for it

No. 375573

File: 1706185632617.jpg (323.67 KB, 831x915, 8e3158cb6ef0aaa18c51d72486a3fa…)

need this smug, weasel-faced bastard so so so bad, nonas.
it was so hot seeing him get tortured in cwo. he was so cute in the 70s. like with most scrotes he aged like milk (lol) but whatever.

No. 375577

the way he gets out of breath just adds to the sexiness for me tbh. it may not appeal to a wider audience though

No. 375618

File: 1706207634567.gif (2.5 MB, 480x317, IMG_3245.gif)

I’m not into this actor normally but he was hot in Clockwork Orange for some reason.

No. 375646

File: 1706215411317.jpg (46.01 KB, 600x391, 1000019976.jpg)

i'm sorry but it should be illegal for a retarded podcaster to look like this

No. 375650

File: 1706217550507.jpeg (249.89 KB, 1024x657, 94B0EF6D-2EE7-4972-A8A2-6D305B…)

>like a real life anime boy
Kek sorry where? He looks like an average European moid wearing guyliner and cheap fetish gear for the first time. And he has a weak incel jaw too. I don’t see it nonnies. I really don’t.

No. 375651

File: 1706217672438.jpeg (1.21 MB, 1000x1178, 9E792B35-23EA-47EB-8406-625C0D…)

Sorry nonas but he’s not hot. Looks like one of those basic tiktok moids who make ‘I let my gf dress me in goth for the first time’ bait videos.

No. 375654

File: 1706218494089.jpg (84.61 KB, 640x640, 5d360cb4-e2b0-4c63-9f11-8b5d92…)

"Sharp knees" shit. His face and body are cute and the world needs more slutty men like him.

No. 375660

Are you really arguing about nonas being attracted to someone unconventional in the unconventional male attractions thread? kek

No. 375670

No. 375711

The performance is so much better when muted.

No. 375722

Some anons must have missed the title of the thread.

No. 375738

File: 1706283472705.jpeg (447.77 KB, 664x984, IMG_0251.jpeg)

understandable, there's something about the way he plays alex. he's so punchable and annoying that it loops back to being cute.
he's so slutty in picrel, too. look at his legs. too damn cute.

No. 375936

what the hell I just watched that movie lol

No. 375953

File: 1706361571483.jpg (17.88 KB, 576x613, stickman.jpg)

what the fuck?

No. 375954

File: 1706362225809.jpeg (1.39 MB, 3464x3464, 1FA04EA9-AD24-43FE-AAA1-AF3B65…)

Once again I need this horse-faced slut inside of me. His cock is massive

No. 376021

Who dat? Hot af

No. 376026

Roger Waters

No. 376051

Is this the Pak'NSave stickman? I never thought I would see this here kek

No. 376256

File: 1706529168590.jpg (30.33 KB, 700x467, 0101.jpg)

Speaking about Nazis. Better wrap me August Diehl from Inglorious Basterds instead of Waltz. I like this forehead of the size of a football field and nice cheekbones.

No. 376258

File: 1706531480561.jpeg (777.64 KB, 1170x1184, IMG_6986.jpeg)

I know we all think Nick Mullens a STD spreading douche, but damn I think he’s kinda fine.

No. 376261

For a second I thought Eddy Burback got lean and my heart was broken because he’s PERFECT the way he is

No. 376268

He hasn't looked like that in years. It was a really short phase where he got into macros and working out.

No. 376273

Buff or not, I’ll still fuck him. Something about him is so hot.

No. 376291

File: 1706545859909.png (611.45 KB, 553x600, data.png)

This was his peak whether you like it or not. No depression. No ironic racism and misogyny. No overt autism.

No. 376292

he is at his best when he has a beard, but i think he looks good in every way/era he has been in. shameful i know

No. 376295

I tried watching his standup and it sucked, right off the bat it was just “transphobia bad”

No. 376308

File: 1706548811298.jpeg (6.31 KB, 225x225, electroboom.jpeg)

This guy, I dunno why, maybe I've read too much ugly bastard hentai…

No. 376311

File: 1706549960457.jpeg (33.81 KB, 554x554, IMG_1960.jpeg)


No. 376323

Kek, it did get better as it went on. I think he put that bit at the beginning of his act to entice the libtards

No. 376329

Dang, did it really? I sat through about 20 minutes and didn’t laugh at any of his jokes so I switched to something else, which is weird because I used to think he was hilarious when he bantered with Adam

No. 376338

Awh okay, prob just not for you then. I do agree that a lot of cumtown bits are way funnier than any of his standup

No. 376374

File: 1706582287953.png (472.04 KB, 463x709, 544645756856.png)

So he's based. Got it.(lost retard)

No. 376375

File: 1706582682499.png (843.79 KB, 1507x928, Screenshot 2024-01-30 at 1.45.…)

i think he gets more attractive as the coke and stds are slowly killing him. long hair mmm

No. 376387

he is nice to look at but his personality is intolerable. would bind and gag /10

No. 376402

nope. wrong site

No. 376414

File: 1706596560411.jpg (189.64 KB, 1080x635, Screenshot_20240130_063705.jpg)

Personally thought he was at his hottest here

No. 376422

he looks like a hobo here, he's cute in other pics

No. 376439

he's so sexy with long hair, definitely getting more attractive as he gets older

No. 376446

File: 1706624308194.png (623.99 KB, 953x553, 010.png)

i love these freaks. watching them tag-team steve-o and rip him apart while pretending everything was fine and a joke was hot

No. 376458

File: 1706632638462.png (356.93 KB, 623x521, 346457586.png)

Your nuts. He's expiring so fast and he knows it. Thats why he's been depressed recently (coupled with his special not doing well)

No. 376460

Jesus Christ when did this site turn pro-troon

No. 376562

All the men in this video are attractive.

No. 376563

File: 1706673385621.jpg (269.87 KB, 1200x799, img_5077.jpg)

Look at these absolute Chads

No. 376569

Can you at the very least post pics of them not in a stupid costume?

No. 376584

nta but I feel like that goes against the policy of this thread

No. 376599

File: 1706701796740.jpg (123.2 KB, 1368x1026, truth.jpg)

No. 376646

Seriously! I hate Steve-o so much, it was awesome watching them bully him.

No. 376665

File: 1706727041691.jpg (152.59 KB, 238x318, TheoSexes2.jpg)

Would then and would now

No. 376671

File: 1706732880098.png (505.15 KB, 495x791, sea.png)

His slutty fingerless gloves and his smug face.. I want him so fucking bad. He posts so many ugly selfies on his stories but they'll never make me lose my guilty pleasure.I have reoccurring fantasies where we go on small dates and he's just being a funny man PLEASEEE GIVE ME A CHANCE

No. 376725

File: 1706772521553.png (399.9 KB, 439x557, Screenshot 2024-01-31 233045.p…)

black alt boys really get me going

No. 376726

File: 1706772682578.jpg (147.67 KB, 1366x768, FZvzhXlXEAA4Ffr.jpg)

i would take them both at the same time

No. 376739

you would come away from the experience with genital, oral and anal herpes, and probably ringworms too.

No. 376741

Why do you say his special didn't do well? Also he's basically always looked depressed.

No. 376750

File: 1706795557601.jpeg (252.04 KB, 2122x1415, FsBvs45WAAA6IgX.jpeg)

spam incoming

No. 376751

File: 1706795687816.jpg (245.39 KB, 1400x1400, 1503447065.jpg)

No. 376752

File: 1706795842250.jpg (370.59 KB, 2700x1905, paul-skenes-mike-janes_four-se…)

No. 376753

File: 1706796008871.png (613.68 KB, 556x830, 654646546546.png)

he's been on my mind lately and i hate it. and i dont even give two shits about baseball

No. 376758

File: 1706798867872.jpeg (303.2 KB, 650x450, IMG_3027.jpeg)

For me it’s George Brett. He hit the wall super hard though

No. 376766

It's the case for most moids. I wonder how hard Paul will hit the wall considering he's 21-22 looking like he's 38

No. 376779


No. 376783

Anons, he’s doing it again. Glancing whorishly at his zoomer fans, smiling and winking, degrading his wife. His fans boast about hooking up with him after stalking him in Ireland when he goes on his walks and jogs, and I can tell they’re telling the truth. He really makes me want to a-log.

No. 376819

Yeah he’s gross, but checked her page and she seems like a deranged fan it’s a plethora of Cillian edits and Taylor Swift, one of which she posted of her at 1st row at the eras tour captioned “taylor looked right at me and I passed out!”

No. 376839

And why are you posting this here?

No. 376845

File: 1706835198736.jpg (52.5 KB, 452x700, 94ad5a0bba1be19633e8b8a640c86e…)

Always had a thing for this awkward scrawny kid on that 70s show

No. 376851

File: 1706836987847.jpg (92.83 KB, 700x700, EQsWFxoVUAA2zxy-1.jpg)

I gave into the algorithm and started watching Mythical Kitchen recently and have since developed a weird little crush on Josh. I like when he info dumps about the origins of food/techniques/etc

No. 376852

You are the very first person to ever say Eric foreman was attractive. I wanted Kelso.

He's very put together and conscientious for a heterosexual man.

No. 376860

>He's very put together and conscientious for a heterosexual man.

Yeah, I think that's kind of the draw for me. But I only find him attractive when he looks like the pic I attached. When I ran into videos of him with longer hair, it was an absolute turn-off.

No. 376868

I used to have a crush on Eric but it was purely because he was non threatening kek.

No. 376889

File: 1706853259785.jpg (306.99 KB, 1638x2048, Kyle-Headshot.jpg)

he's so talented and funny and it makes him cute

No. 376902

Because it’s shameful to be attracted to him

No. 376922

Always found Kelso, Hyde and Eric attractive

No. 376925

File: 1706880409961.jpg (38.67 KB, 451x520, th-3656464778.jpg)

No. 376950

Love yourself

No. 376979

File: 1706908297087.jpg (103.34 KB, 1098x1359, 20240126_181556.jpg)

I just want to fuck and be held by him and suck on his huge tits and thighs for one night. Then I will go back to hating him with a burning passion.

No. 376981

File: 1706908424001.jpg (106.16 KB, 819x1200, 20240126_181558.jpg)

No. 377004

File: 1706915496651.webp (4.37 KB, 263x263, 8135082.webp)

Mark Kozelek used to be cute.

No. 377006

File: 1706916094469.jpeg (502.16 KB, 1000x667, 150610-Sun-Kil-Moon.jpeg)

It's no wonder he went crazy from no pussy and raped some chicks when he turned into this thing.

No. 377020

hate this redditcore faggot

No. 377033

File: 1706924142517.png (432.96 KB, 501x495, 9E44EDF6-35F2-44DC-8651-161581…)

I have a fetish for Chechen and Amish moids.

No. 377041

You and me both sister. He needs to get rid to the stupid looking harry potter glasses tho

No. 377049

Never saw his body. I feel the same as you now

No. 377051

he's 6'1 too. needington, unfortunately.

No. 377137

File: 1706983324667.jpeg (70.54 KB, 800x600, FVbFuZaWAAE3stK.jpeg)

I think Jello Biafra (on the left) from Dead Kennedys was extremely cute in his early 20s, and I really dig his lyrics - they were very clever, poignant, and thought-provoking. Would totally vote for him to be a SF mayor lol

No. 377140

Such a raw energy and charisma on the scene damn idk the guys who appear later in the interview but they're quite cute too

No. 377148

File: 1706986814108.jpg (58.92 KB, 974x544, Capture.JPG)

This is him from 2014, I don't think he looks bad here but just so different after 20 years. The only differences I can really tell are he lost some facial fat and his skin looks a bit older. It doesn't feel like these things should make a huge difference but it seems to for him. To be fair many of his 90s images came from shittier fuzzier cameras which can subtly make people look better as well

No. 377150

File: 1706987276530.jpg (112.53 KB, 1600x900, skynews-damon-albarn-interview…)

You need a more recent image to see the real fall

No. 377155

hes cute but i always thought he was a closeted gay dude. not that theres anything wrong with that but he should come out. i love DK so much.

No. 377157

File: 1706989365524.mp4 (10.89 MB, 720x1280, Snapinsta.app_video_924281FA1B…)

tfw no rollerblading JSR-cosplaying bf

No. 377159

Meh, if he shaved, wore contacts and lost some weight he would look much better, he'll never be a pretty boy again but he'd look ok. It's not like he permanently fucked up his face with plastic surgery or something. Ironically that's probably what would've happened anyway if he wanted to be pretty forever

No. 377242

I appreciate his music and think he's hot but I cannot get over his voice.

No. 377243

That explains why I can’t stand him. I’ve always hated bisexual or closeted gay men.

No. 377245

File: 1707016227548.jpeg (40.91 KB, 525x614, 5FB7767E-0734-45DE-87F9-CA9C3F…)

You’re right nona he is cute. Another Khazarian cutie to add to my growing harem.

Unfortunately rockstars and musicians are always such silly spoiled manchildren irl, I can’t take them seriously kek.

No. 377246

That's retarded. Get the pretty ones then ditch them for new one when they turn to shit. Don't know why your going in on this "investment route" when men aren't worth your time like that.

No. 377248

File: 1707016690360.jpeg (760.55 KB, 1097x1321, 11744019-6AA2-40A8-BE6D-2BA7C8…)

>tfw no neurotic japanese hiki artist bf

No. 377254

No. 377265

his general demeanor and how he refuses to discuss his private life. he had a very short-lived marriage to a woman once back in the 80s and that's all we know. it's the same way people speculate that henry rollins is gay. henry himself has said many times that he's not, and he "wishes he was gay" or something to that effect, but he similarly doesn't really date women. both of them could be asexual i guess but i also don't believe in asexuality (esp not in men), and i just assume they're closeted.

No. 377267

Theyre usually either gay or just fuck tons of women. I'd more likely believe the latter for Henrey Rollins and the former for the other guy. They just be fucking.

No. 377269

nah rollins talks about women he dates with utter contempt and like nobody can keep up with his artistic mind or some shit

No. 377274

I’ve heard from multiple sources that David Lee Roth (from Van Halen) had a gay affair with Henry Rollins in the 80s/90s.

No. 377284

File: 1707027717463.png (1.06 MB, 1071x1061, Babygirl.png)

He's so babygirl

No. 377285

File: 1707027724817.jpeg (123.28 KB, 1500x1929, hr_outside_04-2000-827411f5354…)

i do not doubt this whatsoever. like he doesn't come off as homophobic but he hates the fact that he's gay so he won't come out.
but he's much more calm and laid-back now in his older years so maybe someday he will before he dies.
he aged pretty well tbh and i like listening to his talks on stage

No. 377286

Coming from front page to see what nonas were saying about this old queen. Henry Rollins is extremely gay but I agree nona, he’s pretty likable regardless. Jello Biafra is also gay. For Rollins his image would be pretty different if he were to come out, so he doesn’t…but Jello? Who knows. He’s probably out in his private life.

No. 377288

>old queen
lmao. i was deep into the punk scene as a teen/young adult and i fucking despised rollins, made me not even like black flag because dude was so overly aggressive to everyone for no reason and seemed like a piece of shit. he's definitely become more humble and learned to shut the fuck up and just relax a little

No. 377289

File: 1707033423500.png (165.51 KB, 520x358, 1000002526.png)

Henry Rollins is gay and not just a dork?

No. 377295

File: 1707038639820.jpeg (88.38 KB, 736x812, me and who_.jpeg)

Ig my radar is off because he never even pinged to me + his fiancé was mentioned in the interview about him running for mayor, and I was like "he's straight, ok." I understand that the 80s punk scene was not the most accepting one but it's kinda pathetic and sad to hide all your life, esp when you're not on the fame peak anymore. Although, agree with >>377245 hi Ezra-chan, ly, male musician often have insufferable personalities so I don't think Jello sufferes very much for being closeted. It's not like men long for a meaningful and committed romantic relationship.
Anyway, I need to be on his lap…

No. 377303

File: 1707045435912.jpg (123.29 KB, 640x852, 1000002527.jpg)

So is he gay as in homosexual or gay as in corny because im not seeing the proof you all are touting

No. 377304

File: 1707045673520.jpg (75.26 KB, 656x418, 1000002528.jpg)

Like I was never able to escape this corny ass quote a decade and more ago because it was everywhere. This man is just corny and horny. I have never seen a gay man proclaim his love for women the way Henry Rollins does even deeply closeted gay men have a certain air about them and Henry Rollins just seems like a dork who would call himself a male lesbian.

No. 377309

Jello vibes as gay or gay-ish bi to me, Henry Rollins definitely doesn't. Agreed with the "male lesbian dork" take 100%, he's not the tough guy he postured as in the '80s but when he seems genuine he still comes off as straight.

No. 377313

He comes off as one of those really macho gay guys. Its paired with autism, like most guys in fitness forums. They are gay but will never admit it openly and their machoness is partially a reaction to the flamboyant stereotype.

No. 377350

There’s some interview with Rollins where he is “making fun of cops by calling them gay” but imo he tells on himself bc he is describing them as looking like gay leather men and talking about how great they look. Do straight dudes know about the gay leather scene?

No. 377366

File: 1707070314899.jpeg (160.64 KB, 650x516, IMG_3834.jpeg)

And finally, his best friend/roadie who was murdered, and who shared a house with him. Two young guys, not related, “best friends”, living together? Come on now.

No. 377440

>Do straight dudes know about the gay leather scene?
Yes? Homos became a prominent part of the mainstream culture in the 70s and 80s. And ofc those were queens and leather/bdsm types as the most vocal and noticeable. It's safe to assume that the guy knew it and used such comparison for mocking as everyone did back then.
>Two young guys, not related, “best friends”, living together? Come on
That's just a fanfiction trope lol. There's literally nothing wierd about two young men living together. They were probably drinking, getting high, and fucking groupies non-stop. Like all others 'rockstars'.
I'm not white-knighting but these facts don't prove anything. Personally, I need something more substantial. And on Jello, too.

No. 377445

File: 1707090303426.jpeg (125.01 KB, 814x1000, 1D2559E7-7F71-463F-AA4B-200DC2…)

why is this photo of howard stern kinda…

No. 377453

File: 1707094022906.jpeg (169.64 KB, 799x1000, C408D579-8E62-46C9-8231-E5E667…)

No. 377458

File: 1707095035171.mp4 (2.11 MB, 400x226, hr.mp4)

anon do you even know anything about henry rollins because it seems like you don't
he's been extremely vocal about not being in any relationship or having hookups for most of his life (because he's asked about it a lot) and that's either because he's gay and keeps those flings to himself or because he's got a micropenis. straight men are never celibate for no reason unless they're religious nuts, which henry obviously never was

kek i never saw danzig as gay though, he always came off as just a typical obnoxious het with little man syndrome

No. 377481

Could have been the straight edge movement influence. Either way, Henry isn't a normal guy either. I'm almost a 100% sure he has some form of autism.

No. 377483

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No. 377486

anon please, no het man talks like that. men are not that fucking picky, they will stick their dick in a vacuum cleaner, any dude who makes as many excuses to avoid women as he does is gay

No. 377512

David and Henry seem to still be very close to each other. Didn’t Henry say he helped David write his autobiography? He’s always gushing over him too.

No. 377513

The lady (Henry) doth protest too much. Anyway there’s a lot of gay men who don’t want to come out because they don’t like the community and stigma that comes with the gay lifestyle. Henry has always been macho to an overcompensating degree. I’m 100% sure he’s gay, and agree with the other nona, no genuinely straight man stays in a ‘girls are yucky sex is yucky im gonna be celibate 4 lyfe’ sulk like he does. Literally the only other famous man I can think of like that is Moz and we all know he’s gay as fuck lol.

No. 377514

I just assumed it was because he’s an Aquarius tbh kek. They’re always emotionally unavailable weirdos with a fear of attachment and a soapbox they like to constantly stand on.

No. 377515

Agree nona but this pic is also sending me for some reason. Why is he trying to channel John Redcorn new age store owner kek.

No. 377524

File: 1707123901201.jpeg (46.51 KB, 640x426, Joe Strummer and Jello Biafra …)

>anon do you even know anything about henry rollins
No, tbh ahahah. I just saw the posts and thought they were far-fetched. Though the vidrel is… suspicious, to say the least. As if moids are not perfectly capable of hating the very existence of women and wanting to have sex with them at the same time. Maybe he's just bragging for some reason?.. But yeah, agree it looks very similar to how misogynistic gay men talk about women.
Do you happen to have something telling on Biafra? Because he doesn't seem to hate women and even called out sexist punk/metal views in "Chickenshit Conformists."

No. 377533

File: 1707131406542.jpg (61.2 KB, 1080x699, jure-macek.jpg)

rare case of a man being adorable past the age of 25

No. 377552

File: 1707141756842.png (120.27 KB, 300x392, 0fja-vnk3FRUDVYwDtobJC66wyMfQh…)

nah i don't have anything particularly suspicious for jello, it's just a feeling i got from the way he talks plus also being really quiet about his personal life. however, i could believe he's just a straight dude who seems gay. henry though, i don't.
i don't think either of them are misogynists either, despite the clip i posted, i feel like that one was just henry getting super defensive about being asked why he's not dating women. his quotes about supporting women in current times seem genuine. as for jello, the guy is just anti-prejudice of any kind and i believe it

No. 377566

No nonna you are actually so fucking right

No. 377567

File: 1707148802631.jpeg (383.27 KB, 1305x1476, leopoldo-i-del-belgio.jpeg)

Leopold 1 of Belgium

No. 377573

File: 1707151181666.jpeg (Spoiler Image,110.18 KB, 1080x720, 93943505-0097-4D38-940F-BA283D…)

i wanna hump his stupid face :3(no emoticons)

No. 377616

File: 1707170445655.jpeg (390.35 KB, 887x1035, IMG_5512.jpeg)

Why does he always look so bitchy

No. 377618

File: 1707170616430.gif (1.07 MB, 640x360, whoopingass.gif)

this is a thread for unconventional attractions why are you venting here

No. 377708

File: 1707210225014.png (23.29 KB, 196x209, 1000002616.png)

Unnnnnffff hearteyes unffff awoooogaaaa unnnnfnffnnfff zadddyyyyysyydy

No. 377711

I cannot help thinking that artists always embalished and painted people more beautiful than they were. Same with old photographs.

No. 377723

He would turn you into a lampshade anon

No. 377732

you might be shitposting but i always felt bad for him tbh, he seemed harmless and like he never would have killed anyone if he'd just been left alone

No. 377790

File: 1707248064055.jpg (1.06 MB, 2560x1707, big-read-machine-gun-kelly-hea…)

Embarrassing but I'm sick of pretending this retard doesn't turn me on. Don't care about him personally, he's just exactly my type looks wise

No. 377792

File: 1707248282149.jpg (136.96 KB, 1200x1200, machine-gun-kelly (1).jpg)

No. 377795

File: 1707248611586.jpg (347.33 KB, 1440x1791, ed2057aadc91e9b0a7d44ca6c12ad2…)

Ugh I want to kys he's so trashy but so hot too, I just want ONE night

No. 377803

File: 1707250376483.gif (2.95 MB, 540x350, scrotecentral.gif)

was always a bit embarrassed I thought he was hot in the dirt, funnily enough playing another infamous scrote

No. 377805

File: 1707251537454.jpeg (205.81 KB, 467x443, 90453516-9734-4BF3-B850-4AFC51…)

He looks way less sleazy with dark hair kek

No. 377807

is dat weev?

No. 377808

>is also sending me for some reason
bitch where?

No. 377809

lmao exactly same here. I love tall stupid blonde men with sharp features. He's obnoxious and cringe but I would fuck him and ghost him afterwards

No. 377811

Who is this?

No. 377827

MGK's lost twin brother, Coleslaw Baker

MGK in disguise interviewing people

No. 377829

File: 1707262504555.jpg (44.16 KB, 700x400, mgk_rap_devil.jpg)

No. 377831

File: 1707263203767.jpg (28.42 KB, 425x600, m-5248.jpg)

John Tyler Morgan, Southern politician who wanted to ship all African Americans back to Africa. Shame he was a virulent racist, he was cute.

No. 377832

Stop posting this horse faced fuck. It’s a thread to confess your weird crushes not spam his pics to an annoying degree.

No. 377833

Calm down kek I'm done already sorry

No. 377837

File: 1707263851365.jpeg (834.18 KB, 1920x2378, nauvoo_temple_joseph_art_lds.j…)

Imagine sleeping with Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon faith.

No. 377839

If you want to sperg about colson more, use the irl husbando thread >>>/g/289276

No. 377844

File: 1707266618219.jpg (53.4 KB, 500x888, 1000015312.jpg)

No. 377852

if I was a farmhand, I would have put you both out to the pasture for these posts

No. 377853

File: 1707271161152.jpeg (152.46 KB, 640x962, Nietzsche.jpeg)

nietzsche is weirdly hot to me but this picture is where he looks the best

No. 377860

my gramma went to high school with him, according to her he was normal and nice

No. 377875

i would fuck too if he covered up his tattoos and wasn’t able to speak somehow

No. 377878

The only time alt style looked hot. A still bit restrained.

He's just doing a retarded cartoon character here, but he genuinely does look good.

No. 377965

Hook us up girl!

No. 377968

File: 1707333623517.jpg (54.21 KB, 338x478, _wsb_338x476_WwZ.jpg)

I need Zevon nonna to come back, she doesn't know how much she's changed my life. I'm halfway through the posthumous biography and I still would. Thanks for renewing my interest in the gross moid.

No. 378068

kek I thought this was teddy roosevelt

No. 378235

File: 1707473739386.jpeg (84.06 KB, 736x620, bfcd2b74-225e-4ef3-8935-f1bafc…)

I need his silly ass, nonnas. Who allowed him to be so cute, cheeky and suggestive. It's probably the reason he got kicked out from his own band, poor Jello Plastic Surgery Disastеrs is a fucking masterpiece. It's funny, though, that the only song mentioning a failed relationship with a girl was written by Bay Ray

No. 378258

File: 1707488745131.png (1.14 MB, 1178x931, a.png)

anons, do you ever feel attraction towards a man you dislike or dont respect? i think this youtuber is really punchable and annoying. i want to tie him up and torture him until he cries and begs for my mercy

No. 378259

i can't be genuinely attracted to someone and respect him at the same time. a man has to be inferior to me in some way. with active disliking it kinda depends though, there has to be some affection. very hot scenario anon

No. 378268

Ntayrt but you're the realest for this.
We are the same.

No. 378512

File: 1707602333464.jpeg (847.56 KB, 1170x1209, IMG_7057.jpeg)

Any tattooed twink dude that looks like he can’t change a car tire is literally so hot to me..
Oli Sykes, the lead singer of BMTH has always been my embarrassing crush, would change my ways for him.

No. 378709

File: 1707705714939.jpg (159.34 KB, 1445x1080, 1000015151.jpg)

his lyrics are goofy and I like his voice

No. 378737

File: 1707720590604.jpg (486.7 KB, 1080x1087, Screenshot_20240212_064939.jpg)

Nonnie are you me kek. He was my husbendo all through out my teen years and whilst I moved on I still find him hot. shameless brag but I met him outside a show 10 years ago and it was the only time I have been starstruck, he was also very pretty irl & up close

No. 378741

File: 1707722966157.jpg (79.04 KB, 1268x709, 1000020383.jpg)

god why is he SO ADORABLE

No. 378747

File: 1707728174681.jpg (51.87 KB, 428x589, robert-fripp-3.JPG)

He's a turbo autist and his fanbase is full of creepy moids, but I think he's cute in a pathetic loser kind of way

No. 378749

The way I can tell that isn’t his normal lustrous real hair kek. I love when you post him bc he is just such a little cutie ugh

No. 378753

File: 1707736444542.jpeg (55.66 KB, 494x700, B3C2AB6A-7087-4BEC-BBE3-5D16C9…)

No. 378777

File: 1707743106187.jpeg (57.67 KB, 590x701, 6534A229-2CCF-4938-83CB-CC97CA…)

This movie is the only time I found him cute. When he lost weight and wore his glasses, it made him much more attractive. There’s also just something attractive about him dying in a war.

No. 378826

Hi Toyah

No. 378915

File: 1707776978823.jpeg (718.24 KB, 1170x1348, 400C7A78-1052-472F-BAF9-33F9E9…)

i feel like i’m going to hell for this one

No. 378919

i thought he's so cute in the face as well as connor

No. 378924

Who's that?

No. 378927

File: 1707780327232.jpeg (42.76 KB, 407x450, 7096EC63-F0DF-4C89-8040-61B60D…)

No idea why but I have a massive crush on Shin Dongyeup. I will happily watch trash TV shows just to see him hosting and no matter which younger male idols are guesting on it, my eyes and brain are always more drawn to him. I literally start twirling my hair and kicking my feet n shit when he starts talking lol. I think it’s because he has a very caring responsible fatherly vibe and I have daddy issues kek I want him to be my dad and my daddy. He’s also unproblematic afaik and I like what he did for his ex gf to save her. Ugh okay sorry I just love this old fart ahjushi so much I would ride his old puffy face all day everyday.

No. 378932

Why does his nose look like a wonky penis

No. 378933

Tanner from Love on the Spectrum

No. 378934

Are you the same anon who said they love retarded moids?

No. 378963

noooo that’s why i find it alarming i’m attracted to him. feels predatory

No. 378984

I still shamelessly fantasize about him, I’m so jealous of you nonna!!! I’ve never been star struck but for him, I would melt!! , I would’ve probably been too stunned to speak.

No. 378993

File: 1707806680546.jpg (2.34 MB, 1119x1349, 1000018385.jpg)

I think trystan gravelle is cute and fuckable in a weird way, something about chubby moids and nice beards. I loved this show and thought he had some interesting scenes that def made him grow on me, but too bad the rest of his stuff feels horrendously mid

No. 378995

File: 1707807076579.jpg (115.84 KB, 1080x1080, tumblr_760b4622b1b627b9a7c752e…)

Oh nonna trust me, I could barely get out several words to the guy kek.

No. 379034

File: 1707832679169.jpg (579.84 KB, 952x1296, Andrew Koji 2022.jpg)

I've seen a few people online who've called him handsome but most people I've mentioned him to irl have called him ugly so idk.

Either way I love his eyebrows, eyes and facial hair.

No. 379041

idk who this is, but hopefully this is just a shit photo of him because he looks sickly here

No. 379102

File: 1707861923177.png (1015.7 KB, 889x1333, 11.png)

What is it about a man being injured/traumatized that instantly makes them like 1000% more fuckable

No. 379128

File: 1707872707659.jpg (73.26 KB, 1200x800, Living my truth.jpg)

I'm not British nor am I invested in his politics at all. I'm not even into older men very often, but I would 1000% degrade and dominate this man (in a universe where that wouldn't harm his wife and kids).
It helps that he's also small. The photos of him next to taller men take me the fuck out.

No. 379152

File: 1707879357304.jpeg (363.86 KB, 1125x1806, IMG_2804.jpeg)

He’s so cute

No. 379179

File: 1707899543477.webp (Spoiler Image,49.7 KB, 500x255, W0fbwEt3wLAUb3yHNy0OfOSKbJlyYg…)

Who is this nonna? I love when men get shit beaten out of them. Bloody faces, teary eyes, defeated spirit. Good taste.
Spoiler for a random dude with blood on his face

No. 379252

It’s hot when guys in martial arts get hit in the head and are clearly dazed/about to pass out but keep fighting

No. 379259


Jules Naudet. The guy who filmed the first plane hitting wtc on 9/11. Pic is from a documentary he made with his brother (it's just called 9/11 but colloquially known as Naudet Brothers Documentary). Highly recommend if you're in the mood for some Man Pain.

No. 379332

File: 1707969226632.jpeg (521.77 KB, 2234x1232, 329FC9EB-114D-4242-8273-F9571F…)

>men beating each other up and getting all bloody

also i need them both to murder my holes.

No. 379346

No. 379375

Offtopic but I remember reading a study that showed women got somewhat aroused when watching men beat each other up but repulsed when seeing men beat women. We are born to watch moids beat the shit out of one another.

No. 379467

File: 1708020890072.jpg (495.11 KB, 1322x890, elvis.jpg)

I had a dream that Elvis was my friend with benefits and we met again out of a sudden on a ship, talked about the good times we had together and obviously were still in love with eachother. He had a sheepskin jacket on and a cute persian cat sat on his lap and dissapeard into the wool. White persian cat is my spirit animal so it was a pleasant dream for me. I was never into Elvis like that but now i feel we are in love spiritually.

It made me think that it could be sone kind of genetic memory conditioned by the 2000 years of women looking at injured jesus on the cross statues because you know they all wanted to hit it. This guys's look kinda evoked jesus imagery in my mind.
uuu sideburns always makes men hotter

No. 379487

Were you 13 years old in the dream? Otherwise it’s unrealistic kek

No. 379492

File: 1708025712525.gif (467.27 KB, 165x165, maymun.gif)

nonnita you ruined my dream

No. 379521

I hate this gif

No. 379536

This makes sense, when I go to a medieval/Renaissance fair with a swordfight show I always find the men quite attractive (despite looking rough, having messy long hair and wearing costumes). I just stare at the two guys fighting and I swear, if the guys are decent looking, it's one million times hotter than the finest yaoi.

No. 379761

Same but I literally love seeing them beating the shit out of each other bloody and covered in sweat

No. 379807

I wish gladiator fights were real so I could see men killing each other in real time again

No. 379817

It's a shame he got that awful nose job. He's got a snub nose now and it doesn't suit his face at all, couldn't even recognise him when it first debuted

No. 379818

File: 1708084719433.jpg (313.71 KB, 683x331, OCHXzaj.jpg)

Before and after

No. 379822

Wait, what? He got rhino to make his nose bigger?!

No. 379836

File: 1708087854012.jpg (551 KB, 1027x414, 2jpAdEg.jpg)

Yeah I first noticed something was off during their Asia tour at the end of last year. Unsure whether it's a case of body dysmorphia or botched reconstructive surgery for breathing issues. It's not the worst thing in the world but his old nose was so hot, r.i.p

No. 379861

File: 1708091566653.jpg (352.9 KB, 1348x1684, 2185.jpg)

No. 379916

File: 1708109590991.jpeg (66.45 KB, 566x566, IMG_3397.jpeg)

He is shilled too much but ngl, he can crush me with those thighs.

No. 379949


No. 379950

Ew begone troon

No. 380017

File: 1708152342044.jpeg (603.04 KB, 1633x2332, IMG_0464.jpeg)

No. 380022

zoomers wrecked gnc. long hair and you think troon. fuck your generation kek

No. 380030

nta but this guy has earrings, plucked eyebrows and the gayest face i've ever seen. It's not just the hair that gives off unplesant vibes.

No. 380040


Nona you literally posted Marilyn who was a British gigatroon during the 80s.

No. 380041

NTA but isn't that how most male 80's musicians styled themselves, even the non-troons?

No. 380050

For sure it's a case by case, some looked troony some pulled it off. The style is just a part of why this guy looks troony, the face and expression is the other part… at least for me. When you combine it the statistical likelihood of troon is high kek

No. 380067

File: 1708178012506.jpg (51.62 KB, 612x409, gettyimages-151305830-612x612.…)

Yes. He's gay and GNC. They're dreads. Marilyn hates troons. He crossdressed in gay clubs for fun as a teen and when it was genuinely rebellious, which is how he became anti-troon. Says he met tonnes of AGPs and he's adamant they are creeps who hate women. Has been very vocal in saying no men, including gay men, should be in women's spaces. Picrel didn't look trannyesque even 6-7 years ago, at least in the UK. I'm not offended if people think he's fug, it's the point of the thread obviously, I just hate how zoomies have ruined GNC. Now Pete Burns was a gross tranny, that's the difference.

No. 380186

Keep Pete Burns name out your motherfucking mouth trash

No. 380199

Pete was based he said he was still a man after all his surgeries and thought trannies were mostly idiots

No. 380245

File: 1708247777742.jpg (181.65 KB, 1080x1080, Screenshot_20240218_091359_com…)

Nonna I trawled through his insta and the photos were a mix of his pointy nose and what you said so I'm unsure what to make kek. It would be strange to get rhinoplasty for that one thing, how would it even impact on breathing. You are extremely based for pointing out its his best feature, I was absolutely in love with his profile and that long pointy straight Lois Griffin nose is honestly pretty rare to see irl kek

No. 380270

File: 1708259183493.jpg (49.88 KB, 468x626, article-1325746-0BDC2F69000005…)

I only found out a couple weeks ago that he used to date Gwen Stefani's ex husband, wild…

No. 380285

Never knew Gavin Rossdale looked so babyfaced

No. 380286

File: 1708265748212.jpg (784.26 KB, 1002x1062, 20240218_141331.jpg)

Any of you nonnas watched The Holdovers? I fell in love and his character in the film gives off a pre-schizo/insane Ezra vibe which I miss as former Ezrafag

No. 380291

sideburns and glasses are makeup for men and no one can change my mind

No. 380295

File: 1708269695584.jpeg (309.55 KB, 606x864, 43D5C830-168C-4089-B676-F5A43F…)

He’s cute. This black kpoop obsessed guy. Might be a gay tho

No. 380296

Kek nona i know an arab moid that has the same style and i think he's gay as well.

No. 380297

Gavin looks like 14 here that’s honestly gross

No. 380311

are the tuckerposters still in the room with us?

No. 380313

What 14 year olds do you know? Ones that hit the wall I guess

No. 380376

File: 1708302584933.png (434.04 KB, 473x793, Screenshot 2024-02-18 163128.p…)

medieval sword guy is very cute

No. 380377

found him via elden ring content

No. 380395

He's cute, thanks for sharing nona. I wanna bully him.

No. 380410

Yeah he is cute.

No. 380417

So you gonna cry about it here, moid?

No. 380425

File: 1708338559746.jpg (143.67 KB, 1428x785, 1698658357040343.jpg)

Just watched this movie and swear I'm gonna obliterate this vampire twink

No. 380440

File: 1708346956640.jpg (33.32 KB, 564x338, samy.jpg)

something about thins man makes me go feral

No. 380441

tfw no bf with encyclopedic knowledge of medieval weapons and armor

No. 380446

He's retarded, but I agree

No. 380447

File: 1708354454055.jpg (251.9 KB, 1964x1804, Tumblr_l_1698679313144658.jpg)

He really is, ain't he.

No. 380664

File: 1708465571566.jpeg (1.88 MB, 3464x3464, 2A5CABBC-11B8-4EB1-8A00-C336E9…)

I’m a horse girl

No. 380777

Prog rock femsimps are the worst. All those moids are ugly autistic pedoish and make shit music.

No. 380787

i was going to hate, but the more i look the more i see the appeal

No. 380788

File: 1708500366060.jpeg (207.89 KB, 1170x475, EB22DCD9-3044-4134-AFE6-B944B7…)

Pete was openly not a troon. Disgraceful.

No. 380789

trips of truth

No. 380790

File: 1708502619598.jpeg (63 KB, 417x521, IMG_2567.jpeg)

I had such a crush on Dr. Daniel Jackson ever since I saw the Stargate movie as a kid. I used to fantasize about grabbing a handful of his hair and kissing him so hard with his glasses still on, and he’d be so hot and flustered that it would fog up his glasses kek

No. 380792

Lmao roger waters is not a pedo. I agree that most were but creepy pedophiles but roger wasn’t a pedo, unless you have proof to demonstrate otherwise?

No. 380797

File: 1708509507002.jpg (120.51 KB, 735x1077, 1000018595.jpg)

Based nonna's, thank you for protecting Pete's honor in my absence

No. 380798

Not Steve Howe

No. 380814

James Spader was so cute in his prime. It's a shame that he aged so bad, he had potential to be a silver fox if he kept his weight down and fully shaved his head instead of leaving himself balding

No. 380846

At the very least, he aged well.

No. 380865

Honestly. I’d fuck 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, 2010s and 2020s him. Superior genetics which is why I feel the intense urge of reproducing with him. People used to laugh at him for being ugly (he never was he had an extremely unique classical and beautiful face and amazing build) but look at him now, gilmour is fat, ugly and bald hating on him because of pure jealousy that he isn’t a qt skinny alpha male like roger!

No. 380993

File: 1708581083417.jpeg (208.72 KB, 980x653, 25CF0ECA-5DA6-4AC3-9293-F33EE6…)

>superior genetics
where nona?

No. 381005

File: 1708590211245.png (1006.84 KB, 640x789, DE4DC200-D687-4FCE-A64E-8BF5C3…)

>purposefully chooses a bad image of him
Kek nice try tard. Also yes, he does have superior genetics. I think being in your 80s and 6’3, fully compos mentis, having a full head of thick hair, still active running around and touring and still having the same build he had in his 20s is pretty superior genetics if you ask me.

No. 381023

why the unconventional thread queen, we posted him many times in conventional one

No. 381024

File: 1708604130688.jpeg (85.96 KB, 640x404, IMG_3437.jpeg)

he looks so fucking pretty here

No. 381028

His style and personality make him gorgeous

No. 381030

File: 1708606844080.jpg (66.83 KB, 900x900, bonerbox.jpg)

I don't agree with his every opinion but he's pretty cute

No. 381049

>first thought: so cute
>second thought: oh god I hope he doesnt troon out

I hate living in today.

No. 381056

File: 1708616684941.jpeg (165.46 KB, 1500x1046, jackwebber.jpeg)

If you like horse faces so much stop dwelling on the past, Jack Webber is young Roger Waters if he was a fail eboy

No. 381063

Ayrt funnily enough Jake is one of my guilty crushes who I feel extremely embarrassed about fancying. I clearly have a type

No. 381093


No. 381094

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No. 381099

File: 1708639799009.gif (990.57 KB, 500x270, 53a80cf715dbd0969ff0978c0bd7a1…)

Posting him here because I understand his looks are a point of debate, but Pedro Pascal as Oberyn from GoT was the sexiest thing I have ever seen on TV. Changed my taste in guys so much. He's hot in other roles too but this was PEAK.

No. 381100

File: 1708640171224.jpg (70.97 KB, 736x736, 6cd1b425fe9bb3954703865ab8d38a…)

Samefag, he was hot in Narcos too (which, I have yet to watch but I know he has some good sex scenes in there). You may not like it, but this is peak male form.

No. 381154

File: 1708657238064.jpg (21.15 KB, 480x360, 95d04a94028f669f4a9e446528760f…)

That stupid fucking haircut I'm so tired of seeing it.

No. 381156

File: 1708657584709.jpg (97.61 KB, 1080x1314, 1000002924.jpg)

You have no idea how disappointed I am that after investigating I found out under that diva hat he has some fuckass bangs and a doorknob for a head

No. 381178

don’t care, would still let him annihilate me lol

No. 381179

File: 1708668508306.jpeg (32.6 KB, 500x750, FCF81865-2A9C-4E48-830D-DF4AB9…)

Even though his nose looks like a penis and he was probably a pedo or something and we haven’t found out yet, he will always be my first crush.

No. 381180

I hate this moids features so much. Something about that ugly jaw shape and mouth. He reminds me of Anissa Jomha gone FTM kek.

No. 381181

Literally the only reason he got famous is because of his looks tbh. All his viewers have a crush on him but won’t admit it.

No. 381182

File: 1708668865752.jpeg (558.06 KB, 1144x714, IMG_2698.jpeg)

I get it, nona. I totally had a crush on him when I saw him in Mary Poppins when I was little, kek. I liked how friendly and sweet he seemed, too

No. 381184

Yes! Personally I like him as a tsundere in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

No. 381185

File: 1708669836375.jpeg (203.31 KB, 879x1319, 3330B4EE-E366-4008-8F85-CE2F17…)

I saw a reddit post where a guy was talking about how his gf only wants him to speak in olde English to her and now I want an autistic moid to larp this with.

No. 381197

File: 1708674162718.png (1.34 MB, 1801x1080, 1000018792.png)

my bug eyed prince

No. 381199

Was it ever confirmed if he’s really FTM?

No. 381200

What…of course he's not ftm

No. 381218

Maybe he has an intersex condition like Smoukahontas and Chaz Bono

No. 381244

he was really handsome in warrior. and he does that little smirk i love.
usually absolutely not my type but he's a 10/10

No. 381247

I think you’re right nona. I’m usually very good at telling troons whether FTM or mtf and he definitely looks biologically female

No. 381256

File: 1708711482730.jpg (22.8 KB, 755x425, (alternatively)KILL.jpg)

No. 381299

Anecdotally he looks exactly like an elementary school friend I had, and I mean exactly. She'd look like him if she transitioned.

No. 381336

File: 1708734727882.jpg (111.72 KB, 1000x685, serial-killer-edmund-kemper-at…)

he had a tiny dick, but idc. Also had a coworker that was exactly like him, super tall, very smart and nerdy, shy, looked like him… shame he killed himself before i could've told him anything

No. 381384

he has videos of him as child in his channel nonnie please. He's how every moid in his 20s should look like, but the average scrote instead of taking care of themselves is rotting in his flourecent gaming chair playing fortnite and eating 50 chicken nuggies a day.

No. 381388

File: 1708752074662.png (1.89 MB, 1200x1200, 85785ABA-AEFF-4AB8-B863-CB5E80…)

been binging taskmaster and this fucker is really doing it for me for some reason.

No. 381390

I've been telling you all for years that having a crush on him makes you a lesbian

No. 381394

Falling in love with an attractive youthful man that looks like an anime kawiwi bishie is the straightest thing ever. Falling in love with some 35yo+ roidpig that looks like a gay porn actor on the other hand is the gayest shit ever.

No. 381402

Only with glasses. Yes

No. 381407

Yes I don't know what these nonnas are on about. I've known boys like him since youth, he's a standard sickly or nerdy kid.

No. 381416

tbh brah doesn't really take care of himself either, he just dresses nice and isn't bald

No. 381417

I doubt a ftm would grow their nails out like that

No. 381425

he does take care of himself, he has a haircare and skincare routine kek. I wish all men were like this.

No. 381440

Yeah but he only eats like one meal a day (usually fast food) almost never sleeps and his teeth are completely fucked, I don't know what's wrong with his teeth idk if it's from him not taking care of them. But appearance wise he takes more care of himself than the average scrote I guess.

No. 381488

File: 1708794184631.jpg (20.7 KB, 395x612, 17bea9cabdc76d310399a5f0ae3e12…)

Steve Naghavi Of And One he-he

No. 381502

He has a nice voice wtf I've never heard it until now

No. 381630

File: 1708885405080.jpg (96.71 KB, 736x981, 5d390959b5e37b9791cc99d4ae4a57…)

I feel so bad for finding him attractive honestly

No. 381719

File: 1708938074437.png (769.75 KB, 700x700, keith woods.png)

i know hes a chud but he has such pretty eyes…

No. 381721

File: 1708943235145.jpg (227.88 KB, 701x873, twink death.jpg)

Yeah I wouldn’t know where to place him either he’s hot to me but understandably not to many anons. He’s shilled too much by media as daddy and the internet’s boyfriend, the old man psyop is real. But seeing what he looked like younger I get why he’s only big now, he kinda looked like a wax statue of a sickly old woman.
I thought he was like 15 for the longest time and he’s barely aged in his newer videos

No. 381728

yeah i think id find him more attractive if i wasnt having him constantly shoved down my throat, but im glad nonas that like him are eating well

No. 381730

File: 1708952082976.jpeg (883.46 KB, 1733x2423, IMG_9677.jpeg)

Weird freak but he was hot. Had an affair with a world-famous violinist for decades, went on anti-semitic tirades, and his Latin translations were so shit and offensive a professor of Latin during that time said Pound should kill himself lol. I imagine sitting in one of those London literary cafes listening to his wild-eyed schizo poetry takes before taking him home

No. 381732

File: 1708954339734.jpeg (50.35 KB, 686x447, images (6).jpeg)

No. 381734

He looks like so many czech men i know that i can't feel any attraction to him. In 2010 he looks like my shitty uni professor but 2011 picture he even looks a bit like my brother lol

No. 381832

File: 1708990142984.png (423.42 KB, 450x521, moid.PNG)

I hate that I find this moid attractive, he constantly looks sleepy and stinky, but theres something about his constantly sad looking worried eyes and fucked up hair. I don't get it.

No. 381833

I used to like deadwingdork but every once in a while he'd say some misogynistic shit and I eventually unsubscribed

No. 381836

Im the same way, one week, I watch, the next he says some retarded shit and I hate him. Usually he does follow it up with shitting on some moid with mental illness.
I genuinely think he's a depressed shut in, I assumed being one armed and whatever else happened caused him to turn into an incel.

No. 381837

Im sorry but I find him so hot and I feel he either has a tiny one or a huge one.

No. 381838

…ok so never in my life have I ever found him attractive, I used to think he was kind of creepy looking and off-putting but why do I find him so charming here?

No. 381840

File: 1708990802652.jpg (15.97 KB, 388x388, DOhIb5ae_400x400.jpg)

I love deadwingdork but I mentally can no longer cope with this fucking recent obsession with "user streams". He's been at this boring shit for over a month now and it's like… just do people streams like you used to

No. 381843

I like his user streams, i'm sorry they are hilarous, seeing random retarded moids, but it's like 15 mintues of "good" shit and the rest is bullshit.
I also found a stream where he speaks on Pixielock and it was hilarious to see someone just come across her, I wondered if it was a farmer who recommended her. I don't like him but i like his brand of streams.

No. 381844

I really like his voice and his hair here. The only thing that gives me pause is that his mannerisms remind me of an old fling of mine who trooned out, I really really hope that doesn’t happen

No. 381846

I'd probably cry if he or Jerma trooned out, especially since Jerma looks so worn out lately and red. I just want him to disappear, get married and go out strong.
Reviewbrah doesn't seem to be the type to troon out or anything but man that'd be hell.

No. 381852

File: 1708992576950.jpg (2.28 MB, 3464x3464, 1000002155.jpg)

Spira me, he's a drain gang bladee wannabe. Idk if he's conventially or unconventionally attractive per say but young Nordic moids are so tasty I want to eat him.

No. 381853

File: 1708993179993.jpeg (46.68 KB, 610x457, IMG_2514.jpeg)

love how he was the literal embodiment of "i am not perfect, therefore i will be killing myself shortly"

No. 381865

Love yourselves

No. 381866

Based. I want to peg Khadyrov.

No. 381871

I don’t know anything about him but he looks cute, I wish more moids looked good with hair like that.

No. 381874

I honestly feel more worried for Reviewbrah than Jerma. Jerma is far too detached from internet discourse and is fairly grounded in real life to not fall for troon propaganda. Reviewbrah on the other hand seems a tad bit less grounded.

No. 381875

File: 1709007758154.jpg (46.44 KB, 750x550, tumblr_4bae00470dd1197b2f2f871…)

an admission in two parts.

he's so embarrassing but i want him to neg me

No. 381877

File: 1709007841955.jpg (138.68 KB, 1140x745, proxy-image (1).jpg)

No. 381891

yeah this is embarrassing for you, sorry. feel free to try justifying it though

No. 381909

He was so sexy and pathetic in this role. He’s the perfect amount of ugly for me.

No. 381966

astaghfirullah. Have you seen any pictures of him lately? He's so obviously on a concoction of drugs and is red and bloated, in addition to him being an ugly pig from the beginning, not to mention a psychopath. There are so many actually hot Chechen moids you could've chosen instead…

No. 381969

Don't know if you are here still nonnie, I wish I could delete my post even saying he's cute in one stream, kek. I'm watching him now and every time Hila is on the screen he's talking about her looks, saying she looks like a drag queen, meanwhile ContraPoints was on screen looking like Eminem in a wig and he made NO comment on how shitty he looks. He also has this weird aggressive hate for Sssniperwolf, I know she's a piece of shit, but he brings her up every stream, it's repetitive at this point.

No. 381985

File: 1709075777035.png (23.38 KB, 891x117, Screenshot 2024-02-27 151709.p…)

>>379332 His penis is out there if you want to go find it, nonna.

No. 381993

File: 1709079004982.jpg (438.56 KB, 1080x1305, 16_original_file_I0.jpg)

Adam McIlwee is one of mine

todd is a cutie

AGREE i'm also fond of younger Prince Harry and William

shamefully agree

No. 381994

Nonna I don't know who this man is but I know what you mean. I feel like I could nurse him back to health (he looks like he could be hospitalized for pneumonia).

No. 381997

File: 1709079476029.png (11 MB, 1170x2532, 086F025E-90F8-48FA-BAF7-B34B27…)

Oh big time same on wpse. Adam is stunning irl, taller than I expected too. Kinda awkward stage presence but legit lovely smile and general manner.

I will throw Christian Holden in this ring

No. 382001

File: 1709080602757.jpg (901.5 KB, 4096x2304, Dougdoug.jpg)

I'm a little ashamed, but Dougdoug. I find him funny, his streams and coding projects are very creative, and watching him in general cheers me up. He's not usually the type I go for, but his personality works overtime. I want to see him without facial hair though.

No. 382012

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No. 382019

I honestly feel like soda is conventionally attractive he's just a huge sperg but I'm into weird little sperg men, and xqc's cockiness and humor puts him over a 6/10 even if he does have a weak chin

No. 382023

File: 1709095231158.jpg (170.4 KB, 1920x1080, ninja.jpg)

He looks like Ninja

No. 382028

he literally doesn't take it back

No. 382029

File: 1709097453743.png (469.64 KB, 543x538, Screenshot 2024-02-27 231930.p…)

same anon back with another shameful admission. i need a baptism.

No. 382030

File: 1709097591452.png (428.25 KB, 408x560, Screenshot 2024-02-27 232157.p…)

he has a weird little egg head i wish he would grow his hair out again

No. 382038

File: 1709103689909.png (179.99 KB, 664x370, screenshot-2015-07-19-13-46-37…)

I get it 100%. John Cleese probably had a thing for him.

No. 382047

Is this slime? Girl he dowant have any fucking hair to grow

No. 382050

File: 1709111689877.jpeg (30.93 KB, 480x360, IMG_7254.jpeg)

Very very not proud of this one especially since he looks old as fuck for his age but idk his horrible brash NY accent and disgruntled middle aged man voice really do it for me. and his hair is nice

No. 382065

I'm a Cleese/Palin truther
He's smitten here

No. 382068

fatty fatty no parents

No. 382077

"Uglifying" himself early really did wonders. I remember when he first revealed his face and he looked like a pretty boy but as he aged his face got bloated and those pretty looks would have gone down the drain.

No. 382096

yes it is, he's grown it out a little before and before he started shaving it it still looked decent i think he just gave up while he was ahead.

No. 382106

File: 1709140941747.jpg (301.86 KB, 1152x2048, GGqTQj9XEAAGRen.jpg)

I know Turkey Tom's emo styling is hard carrying him and he'd be ugly with any other styling but I'm a sucker for emo. He's probably annoying as fuck in real life too, he definitely posts on Kiwifarms. I guess Wendigoon counts too.

No. 382107

Nta but holy based
The chemistry was wild between these two. God how tenderly and sensually he looks at him from under his eyelashes… Palin was such a man-slut back in his days, I'm sure

No. 382109

Love yourself.

No. 382128

File: 1709150977930.jpg (44.77 KB, 612x536, aa7.jpg)

You're not wrong anon but at the same time what thread do you think we're in?

No. 382164

File: 1709165246772.jpg (86.97 KB, 815x720, cjghawhwdkz91.jpg)

I know he looks like some unwashed drug dealer but I kinda like his looks. The skin is probably airbrushed but I think it's nice, and the lips, straight nose, hair and eye color (colored eye contacts) are cute. It's some alternative persona of a country singer but I think he looks better this way then his country style and look. I think he even lost weight for it or something because he's usually chubby.

No. 382166

danny gonzalez enjoyer?

No. 382168

I guess. His video sent me down a hunt for the album and I was shocked to find Garth Brooks isn't on youtube music? And found the album on soulseek. I had to read the wikipedia to check the sales thing and apparently it's true, yet I've never heard of him. But I like earnest country like his style so I'm willing to giving it a listen, along with his alt persona's music to compare, because it takes talent to pull off several genres like that, and because he's kinda cute.

No. 382175

i'm so fucking relieved this wasn't onision

No. 382177

Danny spins a wheel and makes the dumbest videos now, running out of topics.

No. 382195

that nose job is insane!

No. 382197


Sorry im late, I noticed his face changing also; Chin implant, buccal fat removal, dental work, botox, hair transplant, respectfully, still the love of my life, but hes had help; i suspect steroid use too because he was super skinny before his hot gym dude muscle phase

No. 382198

File: 1709176350208.jpg (30.03 KB, 236x478, 1000015440.jpg)

No. 382203

I mean, there isn't that much to talk about tbh. But this topic was interesting to me and I checked the music of this guy and enjoyed it, which wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for Danny's video.

No. 382216

Don't you dare disrespect my husbando like that. He was pure and stayed married to the same woman for 57 years.

No. 382231

I want him so bad, nonas

No. 382284

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No. 382372

File: 1709249270970.png (2.13 MB, 1080x1884, 1000002343.png)

Nail polish really expresses at what a man whore he is. Still would

No. 382374

It's sad when moids choose to be uglier like this even if it's potentially ironic

No. 382375

Tadanobu Asano

No. 382379

File: 1709251822304.jpg (187.43 KB, 1154x2048, 1000002349.jpg)

He's doing it for le layering aesthetic way but I'd rather have an attractive man with the lack to dress for himself so I could dress him in styles I like and he hopefully wouldn't be as egotistical about it

No. 382385

File: 1709257917808.jpg (38.62 KB, 564x560, bones.jpg)

He's barely unconventional but if I posted it in the conventional thread I'd be dead meat kek

No. 382387

Also would, but I hate that stache lol I'd jump him with my dermaplaner

No. 382410

who is this i need him

No. 382414

No this is unconventional

No. 382432

File: 1709278809241.jpeg (72.46 KB, 715x429, IMG_7770.jpeg)

I want both of them but especially Steve Buscemi.

No. 382434

No. 382452

I’d like to check turkey Tom’s hairline but I think he’s a cutie. He flexed his arms in a recent video and they looked pretty nice. Wendigoon is a nobrainer for me I love guys that look like him, I like his accent too.

No. 382453

File: 1709292006258.jpg (636.64 KB, 998x626, pvrkDlk.jpg)

I've seen some recent fan selfies with him and I think he looks better now that the nose-job swelling has gone down. He looks like he evolved into a half- Southeast Asian teen idol - still cute but a totally new person without the beak. Someone needs to post some new bird-like pretty boys for >>380245 and I lol
This nonna gets it. He's definitely the cutest guy in Twitch pol rn and I'm happy he's getting more popular. He's got a very sexy uni tutor voice and vibe that makes my heart flutter.
I was watching this cringe roundtable video and he looked so cosy and dorky in his snazzy shirt, I just wanted to cuddle him on that couch. It was the first time I've seen his full body and he looks quite lanky.
Bones, he's an emo rapper. He looks best with this androgynous, almost clean shaven look as he can't really grow a beard.
I've seen his name pop up a few times on the last Sam Hyde thread (which is now locked), he sounds a bit shady unfortunately. His music is dope tho.

No. 382466

File: 1709297519130.jpeg (56.48 KB, 736x736, _ (1).jpeg)

mr buscemi is so lucky that he lives on the other side of the world and is in his 60s because if i saw this irl i'd maul him like an entire pack of pitbulls.

No. 382496

his personality is so rancid though i don't know how you nonnas tolerate it

No. 382517

Tom reads as a typical uneducated male shitposter to me. Wendigoon seems like a sweetie but he's religious and Appalachian so who knows how conservative he is.

No. 382520

Didn't tom defend a pedo once

No. 382524

Chuggaconroy? He said there wasn't enough proof, then made a follow up video saying he was wrong after Werster made a callout on behalf of a childhood friend of his with indefensible proof.

No. 382534

File: 1709319672454.jpg (95.47 KB, 750x1000, viktor tsoi 6.jpg)

He was so beautiful

No. 382537

yeah he said a 17yo and a 20yo age gap isnt pedophilic

No. 382547

I thought Wendigoon was from Texas? He seems like a reasonable person in his videos, I doubt he's extremely conservative.

No. 382548

Isn’t 16 the age of consent?

No. 382549

I love to listen to his content in the background of doing things

No. 382557

He says in videos that he grew up in the Appalachia area.

No. 382587

File: 1709338831114.jpg (45.77 KB, 640x480, max.jpg)

he is a sweet guy and perhaps even a little autistic so i am willing to overlook his weird teeth

No. 382592

This is the exact opposite of my type

No. 382599

File: 1709343211762.png (600.2 KB, 813x1149, D82BE8FE-01E9-41E8-83E6-AD8B7A…)

The moid who invented anime is cute

No. 382611

He's probably conservative and definitely religious but also seems level headed.

No. 382612

File: 1709349351157.png (364.99 KB, 522x503, Screenshot 2024-03-01 211804.p…)


somebody talk to me about this stupid man-child or im going to go insane

No. 382657

File: 1709391623845.gif (5.95 MB, 540x350, ezgif-7-b30d334e17.gif)

>John Cleese probably had a thing for him
Oh like I've been saying for years.

Anyway, Lillard, I know he has bunch of fans but it's still feels weird for being so much into him. Despite the height, I like when he acts cute.

No. 382694

It doesn’t matter, the age of consent laws are written by old men who want to give other men access to teenagers.

No. 382703

File: 1709411129927.jpeg (102.72 KB, 736x718, Rutger Hauer and wife Ineke cr…)

>He was pure and stayed married to the same woman for 57 years.
Lmao nonna I'm sorry but I don't believe a moid, esp an internationally famous moid, is capable of fidelity. An attractive man who doesn't have to lift a finger for women swooping at you isn't likely to miss an opportunity. Although, I understand you. I also like thinking that Rutger Hauer never cheated on his Dutch artist wife with Hollywood starlets, and they spent quiet peaceful life together. But he was sooo sexy, witty, enigmatic and quirky in funny ways that I find it hard to believe. I still envy this woman, god.
I wouldn't mind tho if he only cheated on her when fucking those pretty boys he was paired up with in "The Hitcher" and "Ladyhawke" lolol because I would def do young C. Thomas Howell

No. 382705

File: 1709411327367.gif (8.36 MB, 540x450, tumblr_75930031836f38ad8e8fb82…)

He was more attractive and charismatic than Dolph Lundgren sorry not sorry

No. 382706

File: 1709411490454.jpg (17.93 KB, 432x231, Dt1wC3eUcAAQjwQ.jpg)

I'm done with spregging, ty for attention
I want to be both Howell and Hauer in this pic

No. 382707

It’s funny to me when people talk about “loyal male celebrities” because they’re all cheaters. People constantly carry on about Cillian Murphy being a good person because he’s been married for 20 something years, but he’s one of the biggest whores in Hollywood. There really aren’t any good ones.

No. 382740

Even discounting your inability to read tongue in cheek comments, your free to think whatever you want nonnie. But if theres no indication for 57 years that anything was wrong, then I'm not gonna believe anything went wrong. I'm a glass half full type of person.

No. 382744

File: 1709436993541.png (395.71 KB, 515x506, Screenshot 2024-03-01 211738.p…)

im back

No. 382747

oh my. Thanks for sharing this nonna. Scooby Doo was the only movie I've seen with him and I already thought Shaggy was cute, but this is SO SO SO attractive. He rocks the alt look (or maybe I'm biased lol). What movie is this?

No. 382772

File: 1709468184182.jpg (87.73 KB, 554x997, 2841c80204fda024a2ebd781bc51ce…)

Senseless. It's mid but sometimes watching mid movies is worth it (for hot people).

No. 382961

File: 1709535052399.png (621.78 KB, 928x718, Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 10.52…)

based, I love him and I love it when they put him in "alt" looks. I had such a crush on him in SLC Punk, too

No. 382962

ntayrt but it's from this scene

No. 383151

File: 1709599264638.jpg (37.21 KB, 500x750, fMsk4EDnhTkuLr1QEJV4o9IFxZF.jp…)

Mark Foster

No. 383200

File: 1709634962392.jpg (56.25 KB, 1000x563, MCDDUPA_WB057-1.jpg)

Never gave a damn about Austin Butler before but seeing him play a walking red flag in Dune… Sorry, my taste in men is beyond salvation

No. 383202

File: 1709635460534.jpeg (850.67 KB, 1170x1280, IMG_7250.jpeg)


He’s really such great looking guy (and also my husband back tf up) it sucks body dysmorphia took him to changing his nose my favorite part of a man’s face; he did look so fucking hot when he was on steroids, he needs to stay away from the Asian surgeons! He’s gonna end up looking like Tim Henson! Ugh (my husband) needs to quit it he’s starting to get close to that troon catagory

No. 383208

File: 1709640591679.jpg (196.23 KB, 1152x1035, tumblr_a8317ba49ea5d26274f4e35…)

I'm finnaly watching Midnigh Mass and things i'd do to this man…

No. 383220

oh wow Lillard looks good

No. 383938

File: 1709962885854.gif (2.43 MB, 498x262, robin-hood.gif)

I'd consider this "unconventional" but I know for sure I'm not alone here. I remember when I was like 11 years old I joined a new Girl Scout troop and during a sleepover with my new friends we ended up staying up late, talking about boys and crushes and stuff and I was like "so has anyone seen Robin Hood" and two other girls yelled out "THE FOX ONE?!" because they also agreed and had a crush on him too, kek

No. 383940

I get it, nonas. I just rewatched "And Now For Something Completely Different" and I noticed how attractive I suddenly thought he was, kek

No. 383942

I loved his character. I have a soft spot for the priest trope. I don't find the actor attractive, but this character was charming. I get you.

No. 383952

File: 1709968711943.jpeg (75.14 KB, 552x492, IMG_2165.jpeg)

I need to feel his beard on my pussy.

No. 383961

seeing this in the middle of a 3DPD thread is wild lmao. probably should put it in childhood crushes or something

No. 383980

I swear, there is a French actress who looks like him… I can't remember her now

No. 383984

File: 1709989935117.jpeg (78.07 KB, 1124x662, IMG_9920.jpeg)

I need to be pounded by this fit autist. I don’t normally like super roided up buff dudes but his vids are comfy and I have brain worms.

No. 383996

File: 1709994097682.jpg (29.03 KB, 537x840, schwarzman.jpg)

No. 384011

I thought he died.

No. 384015

>Coltish, horsefaced and brunette
Thats half of all the actresses in France tbh.

No. 384027

File: 1710005908231.png (613.45 KB, 1259x919, sorry.png)

been ovulating. yeah. need him to do a line of coke leading up to my pussy and eat it sloppystyle

No. 384034

File: 1710008337859.jpg (83.75 KB, 650x575, 275944883_251926510392310_5854…)

I'm just happy there's another big nose loving nonnie in the thread

No. 384042

I’m surprised he hasn’t

No. 384059

I feel the same way nonna. These threads over time have really changed and it sucks. I blame the newfags and zoomers.

No. 384066

File: 1710023053784.jpg (114.07 KB, 894x894, RyuichiSakamoto.jpg)

I can't decide if I'm more attracted to him when he got old or picrel or YMO era

No. 384067

I blame anons throwing fits in the other thread.

No. 384075

Aww nonna I get you! He’s such a cutie, I love his eyes

No. 384097

File: 1710036070781.jpg (1.93 MB, 1992x2656, Franz_Kafka,_1923.jpg)


No. 384100

Please nona, not this nasty brothel-visiting moid.

No. 384102

>le deep and introspective moid
>is a turbocoomer
Every time.

No. 384103

Yes I wanted to fuck that fox

No. 384136

I love him so much nona, I had such a crush on him since seeing him in Rushmore as a kid

No. 384140

I blame anons in the other thread as well, I agree that a lot of the guys posted here are would be considered attractive but if you don't post the same 10 guys in the other thread the gatekeepers come in. I've tried fighting for a spot (as have other nonnas) but it's grating when you get absolutely roasted and yet you don't complain when Alain Delon gets posted for the 200th fucking time.

No. 384147

Even Alain even got posted here because he was a shitty person and that could fit the
>creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
It's funny how this thread had to accommodate for every other guy on earth, because most get booted from the other thread.

No. 384189

Men allowed in the other thread without being complained at:
Alain Delon
Gregory Peck
River Phoenix
James Spader (pre-wall)

No. 384198

it just sucks because this thread is needed for weird/shameful crushes, and it shouldn't have to be a "one size fits all" just because there's a little clique of nonnas living out their high school revenge fantasies on lolcow of all places. Yeah you can post in the IRL husbendo thread but I wanna save that for actual husbendos not some guy I saw in a movie and wanted to see if other anons thought he was hot

No. 384199

There's not that many attractive men in the world to be fair, especially not modern men.

No. 384209

File: 1710088737813.jpg (34.98 KB, 640x480, sddefault.jpg)

I want him to throw me in a river, I like getting high and watching him sing. I've never dated a redhead but all of my crushes are average redhead guys

No. 384219

If I'm not mistaken I've seen pre-wall Spader get bullied off the other thread because he's fat and old now, as if that changes the fact that he was hot when he was young. In that case, no guy over 30 should be posted at all kek. Just stand your ground if you know he's conventional. We don't have to keep seeing the same faces.

No. 384222

File: 1710096221279.jpeg (567.33 KB, 1170x1343, IMG_3891.jpeg)

This musician popped up on a random playlist for me and my heart skipped a beat when I saw this picture, kek. Apparently it turns out he has BPD and bipolar disorder (fucking yikes) which makes sense because his music sounds like a manic episode. Some of his other ‘characters’ that he came up with are really faggy looking but I love this weird vintage psychiatrist(?) look on him.

No. 384227

Ayrt; reading that thread back and the most recent time young Spader was posted the majority seemed to agree he was hot, but there were a couple of replies arguing because he aged badly, is average height rather than tall so "you wouldn't be attracted to him in real life," and took on roles with sex scenes, including ones like The Secretary where he's "abusive to women." Which are all silly reasons to argue against him being in the attractive men thread.
I'm sure if I read back far enough I'd find people nitpicking the other ones I mentioned to a ridiculous extent too. Some nonas get really bizarrely mad about people that aren't 100% their type getting posted even if they're perfectly attractive by conventional standards.

No. 384240

Tbh some of you take it too personally, it’s usually like one or two anons responding 'he’s ugly and I would not fuck him' and that’s it, you can just ignore it. The ones rightfully booted out should be Elordi and Miller since their fags spam them constantly and shit up half of the threads.

No. 384253

Nta but yeah I don't really get what's the big deal either, they can still post them. Maybe I'm just too used to mine getting called ugly all over the site and internet kek.

No. 384254

It isn't a big deal, but it gets annoying to use the thread for its purpose just to get shouted at because the person you posted has some small flaw (like literally everyone does) or is average height rather than 6ft tall or has a gym body rather than natural muscles, etc, etc. Which leads to people posting pictures of conventionally attractive men here to avoid the petty nitpicking in the other thread, which in turn leads to anons in this thread (understandably) complaining about this one getting clogged up with pictures stereotypically handsome men rather than non-conventional ones like its meant for.
I think the jannies need to start redtexting people for making petty nitpicks that are based in nonas not personally finding the person attractive rather than them actually falling short of conventional beauty standards. Otherwise we'll be in an endless cycle of people starting arguments in the other thread because they had to lay their eyes on a man with a hair colour they don't like or who hit the wall hard years after the photo posted of him was taken or something, and then that man getting posted here even though he's too conventional and annoying people who want to look at unconventional men.

No. 384259

His music is retarded I hate when men try to be quirky but TBH he is pretty cute

No. 384261

File: 1710110882202.jpg (261.34 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

this enby guy who's in some itemlabel videos
he's so beautiful, I hope he doesn't ever go full mtf

No. 384262

File: 1710111120264.jpeg (280.03 KB, 1952x1170, IMG_4276.jpeg)

Nothing will ever ruin pre-wall spader for me he was adorable idgaf

No. 384263

I agree, he was beautiful. But this dark picture with half his face hidden isn't the best to demonstrate his cuteness kek.

An actual unconventional attraction I have is post-wall Spader. I find him physically repulsive these days, but he still has his silky sexy voice so I would, I'd just close my eyes, tell him to dirty talk a lot, and imagine it's his younger, hotter self

No. 384264

I think I’m just retarded and moids sleeping/pretending to sleep turns me on kek

No. 384273

File: 1710115015513.jpeg (45.03 KB, 540x408, IMG_3222.jpeg)

Have a treat then

No. 384274

File: 1710115037980.gif (4.44 MB, 540x365, IMG_3112.gif)

No. 384275

No. 384333

Dunno about Elordi, I feel like I don't see him a lot in those threads compared to some others. I do agree about Miller though, his reputation far surpasses his looks that he isn't just a pretty boy anymore.

No. 384406

File: 1710166744476.jpg (125.81 KB, 700x974, af53dcdf034d068e053eb19d62fbe8…)

I love how feminine his face is. I don't mind that his eyes droop

No. 384466

File: 1710189488445.jpeg (680.15 KB, 3072x2080, IMG_0150.jpeg)

he's old enough to be my father, but he looked fine last night

No. 384520

I agree, he's so beautiful. I love him

No. 384526

Droopy eyes are cute and I’m tired of pretending otherwise.

I heard in East Asia the droopy puppydog eyes look is really popular because everyone there has more kind of cat eyes with an upward tilt. I even saw some Japanese girls drawing their liner on to make their eyes look slanted more downwards.

No. 384593

File: 1710214982491.jpg (326.23 KB, 2048x1404, MV5BMTg2ODkxOTc3OF5BMl5BanBnXk…)

Something about his white trash meth user face is strangely charming.

No. 384622

File: 1710225503171.jpg (43.34 KB, 469x537, tumblr_2968004ae043bb1ebf4f22e…)

Oh same, I'm obsessed with him

No. 384626

wow his lashes are so long

No. 384834

finally, some droopy eyed truthers on the board. Droopy eyes look so adorable and sleepy, especially when combined with brown eyes (the best colour imo)

No. 384846

I am attracted to every main character from the show Oz

No. 384868

Hahaha I used to be obsessed with mickey when I was younger nonny. He was even my lock screen when I was like 16

No. 384897

File: 1710354087798.jpg (167.68 KB, 1479x1000, IMG_4002.jpg)

Cecil Beaton. I don't like that he was bi tho

No. 384975

File: 1710375985595.gif (6.24 MB, 590x439, IMG_5156.gif)

I want to cry when people call him ugly he is so beautiful in such a unique way but people lack the vision to see it and won’t open their minds to his peculiar build. He also has a massive cock and is really tall with a beautiful body and beautiful shiny hair and wears nice clothes. He is my medieval peasant I would run away and have 6 children with

No. 384977

File: 1710376101682.jpeg (66.06 KB, 365x583, IMG_5151.jpeg)

Samefag he’s so cute

No. 384978

File: 1710376278172.jpeg (104.16 KB, 736x545, IMG_5153.jpeg)

Samefag last pic but I like this pic because it is capturing his past as a medieval peasant carrying a loaf of bread and a flower also his hair is very pretty

No. 384983

I understand you. He is conveniently ugly. Very good pick for the thread though. I approve completely. If I had him in real life I would keep him my secret and never try to convince anyone he was attractive lest they see it too.

No. 384984

File: 1710377150621.jpg (59.12 KB, 500x488, 1000004272.jpg)

He's 77 now but there's something so endearing about his features and music

No. 384986

File: 1710377956674.gif (3.87 MB, 640x480, IMG_5163.gif)

Thank u so much nonnie I’m glad you understand my vision. Tbh I’d be the same irl and act like I thought he was soooo ugly whilst secretly being with him so nobody would steal him lol

No. 385001

File: 1710383442316.jpeg (101.91 KB, 575x575, IMG_5107.jpeg)

Harry S. Truman was a very beautiful young man. Male aging is the greatest tragedy since the fall of Eve

No. 385015

File: 1710397811741.jpg (89.21 KB, 733x944, Byron_1813_by_Phillips.jpg)

since we're posting historical men, I always thought Lord Byron was cute

No. 385019

Omg wait. His hair when it isn't brushed back behind his ears… holy shit. I see what you nonas are saying about him now. He is so cute with his hair down.

No. 385022

..kinda cute in na tilda swinton looking way kek

No. 385043

File: 1710424522649.jpg (82.66 KB, 736x1004, 137d63456597ba87f01078cb19625c…)

Saint-Just was a cutie

No. 385089

You liked Sherlock, didn't you

No. 385172

File: 1710487226101.jpeg (8.79 KB, 180x280, download.jpeg)

young claude monet could 100% get it

No. 385206

File: 1710502718718.jpg (2.07 MB, 3840x2160, nihon.jpg)

No. 385232

File: 1710513551822.jpg (25.51 KB, 564x549, 7f0f9be5e9bd46d5a0d745c384023d…)

Sergei Bodrov (RIP)

No. 385237

File: 1710518438001.jpeg (1.51 MB, 1170x1405, IMG_0616.jpeg)

Drew Monson <3

No. 385239

File: 1710518921601.jpg (53.31 KB, 426x600, actor-drew-monson-482603_large…)

Drew is so cute. I love his personality so much. I want a Drew Monson bf so baaaaad.

No. 385240

Have you listened to his music? I love his song Typical so much

No. 385241

I did listen to the I'm Dead album! It was relatable. My favorite track was Half Asleep but Typical is also very good.

No. 385245

Is this Shane Dawsons friend?

No. 385246

Former friend.

No. 385260

Ok Jillian Pixielocks kek

Just kidding, but I just don't know what anyone could see in this guy, he's so faggy. Also he bullied Garrett Watts when they all hung out with Shane, and I love Garrett way too much to ignore it.
Good for you though cheers

No. 385280

File: 1710529433677.jpeg (184.75 KB, 750x1334, A73EE99F-A9CF-44BD-9023-B1967E…)

Bill Skarsgard has an odd beauty to me. I’m so mad they gave him a terrible haircut for The Crow.

No. 385285

He confuses me the way he manages to look so hot in some pictures but also so ugly in others. Still think Alexander is the better looking brother in my opinion, or at least more consistently attractive.

No. 385311

File: 1710540923218.jpeg (147.02 KB, 828x1028, IMG_0441.jpeg)

I'm not a Buscemi fucker or anything like a lot of Bill fangirls but I am into that phenotype of deep set eyed, expressive, slightly weird looking guy, so he drew me in immediately. He's so hot in roles where he's not styled to look weird, I wish the crow didn't botch his styling so bad, pisses me off

No. 385324

File: 1710543424671.jpeg (239 KB, 1296x1612, IMG_1444.jpeg)

Rat boy :-)(:-))

No. 385342

File: 1710549059552.jpeg (462.18 KB, 799x2304, 3C6607B1-EB37-47CB-BDDC-D28C2B…)

Tim Roth

No. 385434

AYRT I'm glad theres otherb nonas that find the mans nose a masculine trait, #Savethebeak
ugh i want him back like this, ugh

No. 385449

>unconventional and shameful male attractions thread
>full of ugly old moids the media shills as sexy

oddly based

No. 385478

He’s got very nice eyes

No. 385479

File: 1710614657968.jpeg (28.36 KB, 360x202, IMG_1006.jpeg)

Stephen Mangan

No. 385494

He’s so hot to me even when he’s old and I have no idea why

No. 385507

File: 1710621482951.jpeg (332.4 KB, 1159x2044, IMG_4593.jpeg)

Bill is definitely capable of being cute
The mullet wouldn’t have been that bad if it were longer, but god damn it is such a travesty they did that to him kek

No. 385536

File: 1710630062483.jpeg (22.38 KB, 183x275, IMG_1022.jpeg)

He definitely has a potential, shame that he is now in the crow remake looking like a Jared joker copycat, with those stupid tattoos and all. I feel sorry for him kind of, this movie is gonna flop hard.

No. 385554

Well um… at least you know it's unconventional

No. 385641

File: 1710668089891.jpeg (40.25 KB, 284x468, Insanely Overdue Rothian Photo…)

Based. He's your typical ugly-cute Britbong but I agree with nonna above - Tim has fantastic eyes: green, big and pensive unsurprisingly if you consider his family background

No. 385696

File: 1710692079447.jpeg (147.76 KB, 736x1104, IMG_9643.jpeg)

hey now, hey now

No. 386004

Damn, Christoph is getting old, Mads kinda mogs him here. Unfortunate because I think Mads looks like a lizard in an unappealing way.

No. 386140

File: 1710836328925.png (1.54 MB, 1129x1114, papa2.png)

Would ride him til the sky turns green

No. 386153

File: 1710841153283.gif (412.17 KB, 284x200, IMG_3554.gif)

He looks so pretty here

No. 386154

File: 1710841304941.jpeg (105.07 KB, 1200x997, IMG_3555.jpeg)

Dunno where to post it, but while we’re at it Cate Blanchett looked so attractive playing him kek

No. 386169

File: 1710849875601.jpeg (635.7 KB, 1200x1570, 34F0B02D-E3A2-4CB0-972A-592C69…)

Lancelot du Lac played by Thomas Cousseau in Kaamelott. The most wasted character, I can't forgive his bad development and his costume in the movie. I could have fixed him.

No. 386199

File: 1710860539529.png (756.93 KB, 1233x940, Untitled.png)

I can't believe they made a movie for women who find the subby aspect of jesus hot and who are also dafoe admirers. And I found out about it just recently.
It does feel a little wrong, but why the fuck would you cast Jesus as a hot guy then?

No. 386203

I know this is the unconventional threads, but this still never fails to read to me as a selfpost or a moid.

No. 386221

I watched this recently, she was sooo good and charismatic. Timothee could never but I'm still looking forward to it kek.

No. 386271

Saged for off topic but it's a story development, that's how Alexandre Astier wanted to spin the story of Arthur and Kaamelott. He surely look just as handsome in other theater projects.
And while I agree with you because the actor is charming, I don't know if I'd qualify him as unconventional. For France maybe, but as soon as you go towards the Baltic sea, Denmark, Sweden etc., there are plenty of people who look similar.

No. 386290

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I found its development a little too extreme, not very subtle and the artistic choices of the film really questionable. His over the top and obviously uncomfortable costume would have been an asset if the other characters had at least had the decency to note its ridiculousness. I don't know my sister says he looks like Malcolm, I've seen more conventionally handsome guys in this thread! Personnally I find him very handsome but I can understand why he might not be popular. Also Thomas Cousseau seems very nice, he look so discreet and humble, I have a big crush on him lmao

I would like us to have a thread to discuss kaamelott but I think that it would not be successful enough

No. 386385

would you also do it with how he looks now? some anon said there was a rumor that adam drivers role in girls was based on him because lena went to the same college as sam or something. this ruined every memory i had from season 1 and masturbated to, especially the weird 11yo comment when lena came to visit him with that awful makeup on, i just brushed it off. but now imagining sam hyde doing the other stuff too makes me vomit.

tinfoil anon, if you read this, i hate you.

No. 386389

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I‘m sorry but Elon is kind of cute here and I always found his voice attractive. If i had been alive and fucked him back then, he wouldn‘t have turned into such a loser.

No. 386391

Yeah the face was cute, but jeez, what's up with his hair?

No. 386392

the best his hair ever looked in his life without the chest hair implants

No. 386401

Linus Torvalds has hot autistic teacher vibes, hottest tech guy I know and he actually made some great things

No. 386408

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I really can't explain why

No. 386410

Tinfoil nonnie is wrong though, Sam went to RISD while Lena went to some NYC art school.

No. 386414

I get it, anon. He's not even that ugly, he's just got terminal Anglo horseface and a stupid haircut. If a Lovecraft biopic ever gets made Tobias Menzies would be an excellent fit IMHO.

No. 386430

I get it too. My favorite piece of Lovecraft lore is when someone described him as a child as having too delicate of a constitution for math.

No. 386486

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Funny you mention Tobias Menzies as I was going to post him, and you're right that he'd be the perfect actor for Lovecraft. I have a thing for Anglo horsefaces with stupid haircuts.

No. 386517

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i want him to give me an asmr sermon and then watch him vomit blood

No. 386527

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No. 386528

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bring him back :’((emojis are not allowed )

No. 386539

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I very much agree, his outspokenness sets him apart from the usual tech guy which makes him attractive. I also just think his appearance is hot. Insert autistic male attractiveness copypasta here.

No. 386555

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True, men age like milk in general but they’re both still beautiful in their delicious dilf-y ways. Look at this pic of him when he was way younger, would violate.

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No. 386589

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oh no he IS kinda cute

No. 386599

damn, they don't make 'em like this anymore

No. 386616

omg hi YES

No. 386628

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Seeing him in a minor role in that unicorn store movie made me wanna boink and priest hamish solidified it

No. 386630

Hard agree. I'm going to the movies tomorrow to see him in Late Night with the Devil.

No. 386708

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Niko from Corridor Crew

No. 386718

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i saw a tv movie years ago where a young christopher heyerdahl played lovecraft and thought it was a close likeness.

No. 386725

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I have always thought Tom Holland could play him since he also has frog-in-mouth syndrome.

No. 386726

Is it illegal for him to comb his eyebrows and fill in some gaps or something

No. 386730

Right and he’s completely dead behind the eyes. I hate him.

No. 386767

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This random philosophy guy I found while high

No. 386772

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I could have saved him. He could come live with me and he'd never have to work again in his life. I could come home after my job and he'd make me Polish food(?) or something and then we'd talk about how much we hate capitalism.

No. 386778

Hope you enjoy it nona! I want to see it too

No. 386844

Looks like someone ran The Von through a chad filter

No. 386872

He so cute and cheeky. God they indeed don't make them like this anymore

No. 386881

ITT: 99% of posts are 7/10s and up
good job retards

No. 386884

The anons on the other thread throw tantrums if we post someone outside of their chosen 6 men. Everyone else gets dumped here.

No. 386908

Yeah, you can post the most conventional looking dude in the other thread but if he's someone other River Phoenix or Alain Delon than the nonas in that thread start throwing fits

No. 386925

did you miss
and probably a bunch more i'm forgetting, plus the the thread description also includes shameful for their reputation (that's why someone like ezra for example technically belongs here despite being conventional). i keep seeing this complaint every few weeks but none of you post anyone weirder/uglier, like should we summon the savillefags or what?

No. 386932

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He’s just so beautiful nonas

No. 386933

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Must. Force. Myself. Upon. Him. Immediately.

No. 386935

>theo von
Oh shit, no wonder I think he's cute. That greasy hillbilly hits different

No. 386959

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Johnny boy here used to be quite a looker. Then came 1967 and he never looked cute again.

No. 386962

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George was funny looking but very cute. Had a nice head of hair on him too. My favourite Beatle

No. 386965

I was reading a book where the author, who was writing of her years being an LA prostitute in the 80s-90s, was describing a BJ she gave to George Harrison. He literally played a ukulele the whole time during the blowjob and walked away immediately from the author when he came, kek.

No. 386970

Oh Jesus, now I understand why they say to not read too much about/meet famous people you like. That is so weird.

No. 386986

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I suppose it's time to pull out all of the horse-like/rat-like men we can think of for a palate cleanser.

No. 387014

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No. 387019

Blixa autists are so weird I can't believe you're still being made

No. 387022

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Stuart Sutcliffe was the best looking Beatle

No. 387034

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>rewatching the social network after many years aka the zuckerberg movie

Damn it nonnas, I never realised how badly I want to fuck Zuck's ex bf.

No. 387037

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Stu was cute and had a huge dick but he was tiny and could not play bass

tbh this Beatles lineup would've slayed visually if not musically

No. 387038

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he’s so sexy. I rewatch the brienne vs hound fight all the time because it’s so hot to see them beat the shit out of each other

No. 387041

I want him to beat the shit out of Jaime Lannister

No. 387046

I just rewatched Hot Fuzz this evening, he’ll always just be the “Yarp” guy to me kek

No. 387049

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I fancy men that look like sick rats, is there a problem

No. 387077

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im attracted to retarded ocd man

No. 387084

How is Adam unconventional he literally looked like a model anon

No. 387089

I know he's not but I posted him here because I know if I posted him in the conventional thread people would be bitching and saying he looks like a troon for wearing makeup, like they did with the David Sylvian post a couple of days ago

No. 387094

Meanwhile conventional thread has Sebastian Bach on a threadpic. Double standards much because dude literally looked like a woman during his best years. I'll never understand nonnas over there.

No. 387118

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He's cute in all of his acting roles but as an incel loser I find him weirdly endearing. I want to hurt his feelings and make him cry

No. 387119

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great taste

No. 387120

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Omg fellow Starr anon if you haven't seen it already you need to watch Operator 2016 for his masturbation scene

No. 387136

Guys I’m so excited I got tickets for a meet and greet with one of my unconventional husbandos!!!! I’m insanely excited and I’m gonna wear the exact outfit I described myself wearing on a fanfic I wrote about meeting him a few years ago kek. I just never imagined I actually would

No. 387141

Some anon whined about him looking like a tranny too kek >>364795

No. 387163

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lmao. im the anon who posted that same pic in /m/. i am now obsessed with him
did you like it?

No. 387166

I like him, too. Wouldn't have expected it but he's fun to watch on camera.