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No. 449246
>deny, defend, depose editionpost men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
previous thread:
>>>/g/432643 No. 449247
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I knew this sexy motherfucker would become a threadpic for something
No. 449250
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anons i want to eat his cum every time he blows a load
No. 449257
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>>449250Better image for you
No. 449269
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i have no idea where to put this and it's not alain delon so. can anyone tell me the source of this gif? google is not helping
No. 449279
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I would do horrible things to young Alex Jones
i still find his current self charming, he's too walled to be attractive but i'm not immune to insane moids i fear>>449264Enlightened taste
No. 449283
>>449264i was about to reply calling you weird until he started crying, and i thought "yeah i get it now" but now i realize its just because he had 70% of his face covered. he's quite ratlike if ur into that
>>449279based young alex jones looks like his sweat smells really good. i want to wrestle him
No. 449305
>>449296people say this about every picture we have of him. some don't even think
>>449247 are the same guy
No. 449336
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I think of him so often…. Even after finishing ER his sweet sad cow eyes can't escape my mind. His voice is so sweet, and supremely sexy, and even though he's a little crusty now I can't wait for the new medical drama he's in.
No. 449358
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No. 449360
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White boi is kinda cute
No. 449402
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Sid Vicious. The veins, the height, the deep voice.
No. 449404
>>449257Reports are saying this description about him:
>6 ft tall>white male > brunette & brown eyes Do you other nonnas think he could be Hispanic or Mediterranean of some sort?
No. 449423
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>>449269Those are some ugly hands with clubbed fingernails.
No. 449448
>>449402Oh yeah!
>>449438Greek people aren't slavic nonna.
No. 449464
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Should he get his own thread so he doesn’t shit up the thread?
Also he was found.
No. 449479
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Guys… Guys… I'm cooming
No. 449489
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It’s the same cute smile
No. 449494
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>>449492Kek he retweeted some pretty dumb shit
No. 449502
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lmao
No. 449503
>>449493Kek people already are browsing his Goodreads account? I bet he is a Reddit user too.
>>449489Cutie
No. 449505
File: 1733770336961.jpg (189.93 KB, 720x1265, IMG_20241209_215100.jpg)
He's jacked
No. 449507
File: 1733770458267.jpg (20.51 KB, 400x400, TAIEyKpL_400x400.jpg)
Okay so has anyone written any smut stories about this fucker yet? He's a romance novel protagonist come to life
No. 449509
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My beautiful king i'm so sorry we failed you
No. 449510
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>>449507Oh yes. I found this yesterday kek
No. 449511
>>449501>What is that hooded guy's picture doing in this thread? This was before he was identified. Or if you're asking why nonas are attracted to him, see
>>449260>>449508Does he have a boyfriend or are you saying that because he looks like he cleans himself
No. 449522
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>>449517>>449511I mean look at these
No. 449530
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>lasagna people
If you could imagine how bad things are
No. 449536
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He’s probably going to need his own thread
No. 449540
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More photos of him found in a school book
No. 449544
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Either he posted to 4chan and fucked himself over or this is someone else
No. 449552
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Based and he’s hot, let’s hope he’s not a faggot
No. 449555
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doesn't look like him
No. 449561
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Damn I'm disappointed. Nice body but his face is not hot at all. He looks a little better here
>>449479 but his hair is still disgusting. Meh. He looked better in the hoodie and leaving the rest to my imagination
No. 449565
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Barf. He’s some religious trad fundie. Good on him for killing the ceo but that’s it.
No. 449567
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>>449565He’s one of those “men are oppressed for being men” “women belong in the home” weirdos
No. 449589
>>449565The quicker you stop assuming 'left' and 'right' mean anything (to you, to women, morally, etc) outside of economic policy the better off you'll be
>>449586Don't find him hot personally but he'd be even more repulsive had he been a leftist moid kek
No. 449590
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Imagine his dick
No. 449594
>>449591Kek i'm not even into him and i think that rant is stupid.
>>449592Exactly. A typical leftist wouldn't be different, they say the same things under the guise of 'helping incels'. If they're not functionally trad despite what they say, they're some kind of redditor pervert who condones public humiliation of women (as opposed to private humiliation like a trad marriage which is, i'm sorry to say, better than the kind of policies leftist moids have in store for us)
No. 449639
>>449636>such ad male vs female war used to divide the working classomg thank you for enlightening me
nonny, men only rape and objectify women to distract us from how we all bleed the same as the working class!!!!!
No. 449640
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I hope its him. The other guy looked old and post wall.
No. 449641
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>>449247The hybristophilia is high on this one.
No. 449667
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>>449651The video and the whole account got deleted
No. 449668
>>449664If anything it's cringe and that line
>And women can help protect itKEK this is just sappy romance for right-wing men. I think anons are pissed because it's once again 'ohhh what about the poor boys' but it's not trad or fringe RW thought
>>449636>male vs female war used to divide the working classWoah i didn't know we had submissive becky lefty women on LC
(derailing) No. 449679
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No. 449686
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just going to post my little retard and leave
No. 449689
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I WOULD CRAWL THROUGH A MILE OF VROKEN GLASS TO HEAR HIM FART THEOUGH A MICROPHONE
No. 449693
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>autistically obsessed with the lion king
>likes claire(?)
gap moe king
No. 449694
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>>449565>>449567Well, if isn't hybristophilia, there should be another philia to explain why women like moids like him.
No. 449696
>>449693The spotify is fake
>>449694>why do women like attractive males???I don't know that's a really good question
No. 449718
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>>449694He's hot, young, smart and rich. He was valedictorian of a 40k a year prep school and is heir to a holiday resort fortune. You can't tell me if he wasn't a killer you wouldn't be all over him too.
No. 449730
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The gayfoilers might be half correct
No. 449731
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However…
No. 449732
>>449718See
>>449724 Is not the killing, is the fact he agree with some MRA bullcrap that makes him unattractive. I don't care for his good looks, if he didn't have problems in killing a CEO, he would kill me because I need an abortion.
No. 449772
>>449770not to disappoint but i think that is a greek
nonnie…
No. 449799
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sexo
can't want to see him on SNL this 21st
No. 449812
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>>449768I'm here
nonnie shaking my head over the boring looking italian guy and imagining seducing professor Milei for grades.
No. 449813
>>449565I love how quickly you all changed your tunes when it turned out he didn't follow your own political religion.
Anyway he didn't even say anything crazy, as
>>449664 mentions. In fact, he only reposted something that a WOMAN said…???
No. 449817
>>449815weird then that you blamed a man for reposting a woman's tweet when at least half of us are bitches that are happy to uphold our own enslavement.
But then we'd have to talk about how shitty our own sex is instead of just shitting on the one moid that actually went the distance.
No. 449830
>>449817>hot KEEEEEEEK. not hot and that doesnt make it any better. a hot rapist is still worse than an ugly man.
>shot a ceo doesnt cancel any of his actions. shooting a ceo and believing men are inherently heroic, not only dont cancel out but feed into each other.
No. 449835
>>449817jesus is reading comprehension that bad? hes not comparable to a rapist but being hot is no indicator of morality
>>449833go back kek
No. 449847
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>>449822what's insane is that autists were posting their fantasies about spanking tucker carlson or whatever for a long time last thread and nobody said anything. now, since luigi is hot, it's all puritanical women or i guess a moid raid coming out of the woodwork to try and ruin your fun.
ignore them and keep posting about wanting luigi's semen
No. 449848
>>449770kanka dağda mı yaşıyon artık çoğu sakal çıkaramıyo ztn
bıyıklar iğrenç ama bence bıyıksız uzun sakallar en iğrenci, islamfag vibes>>449772no im not kek
No. 449857
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I want to give Luigi's dirty pissed pants a tongue bath
No. 449880
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Did the back injury make it impossible for him to cum or were blowjobs still a possibility? Inquiring minds need to know.
No. 449884
>>449819But you refuse to acknowledge that he was quoting a woman, because then you'd have to admit what the bigger problem is here.
Idk between the self-hating woman that said the thing, and the man that reposted it before shooting a ceo, I'm on his side.
No. 449893
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Sex
No. 449901
>>449900>arguing with some tourist and not an actual UMA posterFor shame
nonnie.
No. 449902
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>>449901Sorry
nonny i'll relax now, thread tax with Weege
No. 449906
>>449847kek. this is clearly what's up.
>>449880>>449885yeah, the quote made it sound like he was just too ashamed to pursue anyone. the daily mail tried their best to emasculate him but little do they know that all the hurt/comfort girls are simply getting wetter than you could imagine at this poetically tragic fact.
No. 449918
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I’m obsessed with him nonnas. I have a (fictional) husbando I’ve devoted myself to for the past year but he’s been stealing my heart… maybe it’ll be a short lived thing but fuck he’s perfect
No. 449941
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>>449812Another LatAm nonna here. I can't believe he's going to be a DILF.
No. 449943
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Am I the only one who likes to imagine Luigi getting abused in prison? What if another hot inmate made him his bitch?
No. 449964
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I’d probably fuck tape face
No. 449985
>>449964would
>>449972Okay this was kinda cute.
No. 450117
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This boy. I don't know whether he fakes his schizophrenia so he can get girls but damn it's working
No. 450258
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No. 450323
>>449972Why did this retard run into the wall? He wasn't even pushed.
>>450117Kek nona how did you find this
No. 450356
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>>449718I wouldn't be "all over him" because he's ugly and with brown eyes, spaghetti hair and unibrow and his worldview is retarded and pretentious. Women's bar is literally in hell kek
No. 450417
If you want to thirst over the CEO killer, you should do so in his dedicated thread rather than in multiple threads:
>>>/g/450007If you are coming here to infight over anons being attracted to him, this is the unconventional male attractions thread. It's fine if you don't understand it, there is no point infighting over it.
No. 450883
>>449943Oh
nonnie it's literally all I can think about. It's never a good thing to have a pretty face in prison so I know for a fact someone will make a move on him.
No. 451494
>>449269I've seen ppl say it's Kadus King from the Boyshalfwayhouse porn studio
they often have v cute boys being rough-fucked by ugly old moids but I couldn't find the source anyway. Maybe it's accessible only for paid subscription, and I'm not retarded enough to spend money on porn
No. 451544
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No. 451623
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>>451537luigi sucking up all the attention
No. 451903
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I just need one horny dream that will ruim my life, God
No. 451911
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>>451631>>451901thank you. love this
nonnie solidarity
No. 452272
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The dorky dad charm is irresistible I'm sorry
No. 452385
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i love everything about him
No. 452657
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>>452311his accent isn't as heavy as it used to be unfortunately but yes he has David Lynch tier hair genes
No. 452803
>>452398Perfect specimen
>>452528The classic rock fandom has brainwashed me in my youth and I can't help but love the grandma look.
No. 452891
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>>452670rhett looks a little uncanny to me and he seems to be still struggling to find his clothing style but there are times where he looks pretty good
No. 452975
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>>452891link looks like fucking bubbles here
No. 453033
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No. 453086
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O, to have him well up about oneself
No. 453174
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currently spiraling down a fuentes rabbit hole
No. 453205
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>>453123Oh I'm glad, nonna! That reminds me of this moment where a couple got engaged to Cherry Wine and he truly thought there was an attack at his concert.
Anyway, did you like the acoustic sound of it? If so, these would be my recomendations for similar songs:
>Like real people do>Shrike>Be Acoustic Version>In a Week>NFWMB live acoustic version>Wasteland, Baby!>Maybe the fan version of "Would That I" that's only the soft parts?Let me know if you like or dislike these songs!
No. 453253
>>449565>>449567I think I can now estimate what this swarthy faggot is a psyop for. He's gonna be used to keep the Beckies (particularly leftoid ones, which is most zoomer women) pacified under project 2025 or some shit. A manufactured modern day hero tale, something women really want to believe about male nature because of their innate desire to be proven wrong about it against all evidence. Same function these tales served in the old days, giving humans female livestock something to pine for as their husbands beat and rape them. This will probably go along with tech companies using targeted content filters to reduce or eliminate female exposure to evidence of male degeneracy, same thing they did during the election cycle with voter relevant content. Ironically it will prove that it's
class struggle that's a mystification, and their ideological investment in it will be played like a fiddle.
Pathetic display.
No. 453635
>luigi>unconventional attraction be so serious, the real unconventional male attraction would be the guy that he killed
>>453174His face is too short
No. 454127
>>453667>I think I just like him when he sounds sad as hellOh, so let me change my recommendations then! Unreal Unearth was an album made after a heartbreak, so it has some sad songs, especially when he's doing it live cause maybe he relives it? lol
Like in vidrel he's basically crying at 2:18 although he doesn't necessarily
sound super sad.
Anyway, some sadder songs:
>I, carrion >Foreigner's God>In the Woods Somewhere>De Selby part 1 Part 2 is a different vibe, but I like to listen to both parts as if they are one song, especially live versions
>Unknown / Nth>Maybe his cover of Do I Wanna Know? He made it into a sad song>To Someone from a Warm ClimateI actually don't like this one but maybe you can see something I can't>Butchered Tongue>Maybe As It WasI think "Through the Flood" is a sad song, but it's more about its lyrics than anything else
Hopefu
No. 454151
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this british faggot is making me feel this animalistic insane amount of desire i want to bite him and hold him so much it hurts my chest i feel like licking my screen watching his videos its insane
No. 454327
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Spenny….Please fuck me Spenny….
No. 454421
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I’m ovulating but I also just like rat faced men and he’s one of them.
No. 454541
File: 1734530346900.webm (6.04 MB, 854x480, Chalk-It-Up-Hozier.webm)
>>454133No problem nonita! Glad to be of help!
Have a cute vintage Andrew
No. 454597
>>453538kek looks like a humanized blobby
>>453635wiigi would get eaten alive in the conventional thread, he's too controversial even here and basically anywhere outside his main thread
No. 454648
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he's wet, pathetic, 46 years old, hopelessly in love with a supernatural cosmic being and dying of space cancer. he sighs like a boomer when you play loud music and his bones crack when he walks. my meow meow. I promised myself I will never crush on old guys again but eh
No. 454825
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my hands are up in surrender as I say this…
No. 454834
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>>454648Have you seen his son though
No. 454885
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>>454648synchronicity nonna, I'm doing an Expanse rewatch rn and he's everything to me. I love his little physical mannerisms (the finger snapping especially) and the fact that he was probably contractually obligated to be shirtless at least once in Seasons One and Two. His hairy chest is so gross but so hot. He's living it up with his space wife in alien heaven as we speak.
No. 454924
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samefag
>>453174 and im still stuck on fuentes and it's getting worse
help
i noticed how big his hands are and he has those weird hook type thumbs too
his fingers are so long
No. 454927
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>>454924nonnie that's Hal, from Malcolm in the Middle
No. 454964
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>>454924are you going to rape him,
nonnie? his body, your choice
No. 454967
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No. 454971
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No. 455066
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He's so cute
No. 455262
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>>454885Unlike most men itt, he was definitely conventionally attractive in his youth, the only reason he isn't now is because he's old. He's quite interesting. I read that he was the first choice to play Don Draper in Mad Men, but he refused. Zack Snyder wanted him to play the Comedian in Watchmen, but he also refused (which makes me sad because I think he would've been great). Dude could've been so much bigger that he was, I wonder if it was just bad choices on his side or something more. He's still the best Punisher tho, way better than the MCU shit. He's also a genuine nerd and only dated women somewhat older than him (at least officially). And basically he is to Stephen King's adaptations what Jeffrey Combs is to Lovecraft's adaptations kek. Anyway I'm gonna watch The Mist now
No. 455374
>>455343>cuteliterally where.
inb4 racebait but I swear you nonnas would fuck a fence if it was white.
No. 455657
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don’t know if he’s hot enough for the other thread kek but Jonas Bjerre of the band Mew was/is such a cutie ugh
>tfw no danish indie musician bf
No. 456000
>>455741God, are you speaking from experience
nonnie or does he have allegations floating around?
No. 456040
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>>455374I see the vision. Too bad he went from cute to Trotski
No. 456042
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>>456040Samefag but he's kinda cute here
No. 456267
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Speaking of Sam Hyde and his orbiters. I want to rape this ugly motherfucker so bad. I know he would love it and ask for more
No. 456320
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>>456313Please explain the Ciara incident
No. 456464
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For the medium ugly men enjoyers
No. 456520
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since you retards are posting sam hyde i feel less guilty about this one. posting here because i dont want to shit up a female thread with a tranny
No. 456580
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Sigh. I would absolutely approach him and make him super uncomfortable while brazenly hitting on him, after which I would drive him to my place and I would take his virginity and cure him of his inceldom, saving lives in an alternate timeline.
He was also a squeaky voiced manlet and I'm into that too.