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No. 450011
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this shirt is so retarded i love it, nonas should i buy
No. 450013
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>ywn eat at a fancy italian restaurant with Luigi
>ywn watch the lion king with Luigi
>ywn play pokemon with Luigi
>ywn go to the shooting range with Luigi
No. 450026
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I hope he's at least being treated kindly by the few cops sympathetic to him
No. 450033
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>>450014no fun allowed, women must all be a boring hivemind
No. 450035
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This makes me horny
No. 450040
>>450038You’re misunderstanding. I said even
if he’s racist anons won’t care. Literally where did I say supporting a ceo killer is the same as that. Horny-induced fucking dyslexia use your brain
No. 450042
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i don't see the point in trying to come over here to dissuade anons when this is the containment thread. let us contain our horny here in peace. feds don't even bother integrating anymore.
No. 450043
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Nyaaaa~
No. 450045
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i love his eyebrows
No. 450046
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No. 450051
File: 1733925277313.gif (2.54 MB, 498x281, don't-care-negan.gif)
>>450048anyways, ignoring the very obvious scrotes itt, i wonder what his favorite dish is.
No. 450054
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>>450046i wanna be the cop thats handling him so bad, pushing him up against a wall ugh
No. 450056
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What do you think his favourite sanrio mascot is. I think cinnamoroll fits him best.
No. 450061
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>>450056I think Badtz-Maru fits him more
No. 450064
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>>450056definitely cinna or kuroppi imo
No. 450074
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>>450007So which one of you lucky nonas is gonna nab him while he's in jail?
No. 450075
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I know he’d be such a flirt
No. 450082
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we need a dicktective
No. 450084
>>450082I have a really special talent where I can figure out the exact circumference and length of anything in my mouth.
Get me on the case.
No. 450099
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That should've been my hand
No. 450104
Is Luigi into mild age gaps? I’m 19 but I have the feeling he prefers older women
>>450100I’m a Pisces moon, I didn’t know me and Luigi were so compatible…
No. 450108
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>>450106not me apparently as a leo sun libra moon…
No. 450138
>>450014>feel so awkward when it comes out that…His twitter, reddit, booklist, etc was all made public the second he got arrested.
If he truly was some entitled beta cuck incel he would have shot up a school/mall like the rest of those useless moids, not sacrificed his freedom to raise public awareness of how fucked American health insurance is.
I thought he was based even before his first face pic.
No. 450144
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>>450134Nonny I’m ovulating
No. 450145
>>450142If I dated/fucked him, as tempting as it would be to come out about it I would be overwhelmed by the attention.
I'd keep our relationship safe in my heart and write to him in prison.
No. 450146
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It's beautiful to see both leftists and right wingers come together to stand behind our boy
No. 450153
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What do we think of his birth chart
No. 450157
>>450147I'm in the same boat…kinda scared ngl.
>>450148You can only write on plain white A5 paper or college ruled paper, no paperclips, whatever you write WILL be read so don't talk about anything illegal that could get him in trouble, make sure to put his prisoner id number at the top of the page clearly, and you can only use blue or black ink. That's just off the top of my head from writing to my cousin in prison whatever federal facility he'll be put in will have more rules on their website so check that.
No. 450169
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Gross. Thank god he shaves
No. 450176
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Imagine resting your head on his neck while he reads the Lorax to you
No. 450192
>>450184>>450181Fucckkkkk I neeed him,I want him to lay across my lap as I run my hand through his hair
as he sucks upon my breasts and soothe his aching back pain
No. 450197
>>450153Fairly similar to mine I think, a well rounded chart.
>>450181Need
No. 450202
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>>450153If the signs are correct Luigi loves physical affection and touching… omg
No. 450212
>>450202Why does this make so much sense for him. And it’s so ideal for meeeee
>>450210My thoughts and fantasies exactly
>>450204Need
No. 450216
Imagine comforting him during pain flair ups, shushing his sobs and moans and rubbing his back. You feed him painkillers even though you both know it won't really help. I like to imagine him taking really strong edibles with a lot of cbd to help with the pain so he'll go from sobbing in pain to a lighter, happier mood and he'll be prone to giggling too and he finds everything you say really funny. In those times he'd definitely beg to eat your pussy, you'd be like noooo Luigi your back, he'd be like but you've been taking such good care of me, I want to show you I care too. He'd try to be all coy and seductive but he'd stutter or say something wrong because he'd be high as fuck and it would make him giggle at himself, but he'd be dead serious about eating your pussy. He'd definitely be really good at cunnilingus and fingering, he'd eat your pussy forever. It would be in part due to lot of guilt for having to be taken care of, that would make him insecure, and I think that would lead to him liking to be roughed up a bit during sex, he'd feel like he'd "deserve" it.
No. 450222
>>450179I will enjoy the eyecandy before he hits the wall. Prison will likely depress him to the point of letting himself go. Also,
>Japanese cannibal scrote kills a woman and becomes a TV celebrity>Based Chad kills CEO and will rot in jailThere is no justice in this world
No. 450231
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Luigi Mangione and me every hour every minute every second
No. 450232
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every time i see him my heart races ad my pussy throbs
No. 450234
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>>450179your love for him is not real like mine. he could get acid thrown on him by another inmate and i'd still be his soulmate
No. 450255
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They’re defaming my husband
No. 450269
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>>450268Picrel will be me
No. 450270
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>>450255failmales seething, incels on suicide watch
No. 450272
>>450255>murdered children>murdered children and may have been a pedo>sexy Chad who killed an evil CEO>>450252Share shrine, I want to make a shrine to him but I might just do it on my computer desktop or something, my family would be so upset.
>>450270Over half of these positions would throw out his poor back
No. 450284
>>450277A prostate orgasm would either completely ruin or completely heal his back.
>>450279Need. I am genuinely just very excited and glad a male like this exists. So tired of seeing ugly creepy fatsos.
No. 450285
>>450280Ayrt, you're right and I probably would not be into it IRL, but by modestly sized dildo I'm talking like really small, very thin. I'm not into the idea of him being fucked with a dildo, moreso the idea that he has a very limited ability for receiving pleasure and stimulating his prostate would be a work around for him, he might like it.
>>450279Imagine him getting red and bashful while you touch his nipples omfg…. him trying to cover them up while you jerk him off but he eventually gives up and gives into the pleasure…. but he's still embarrassed about it….
No. 450287
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I was talking and basically the chance of Luigi getting life in prison is virtually nil since he's proven he's not a danger to society at large. He might get 15 years max.
What do you think?
No. 450293
I want to snuggle with him letting him use a nice heat-pad on his back (maybe when I am on my period we can share) and watching movies or discussing life and snuggling and I can kiss and sniff his sexy long neck and tongue kiss…
>>450290Can I watch the spanking
No. 450300
The prison walls felt suffocating as you sat in your cell, the cold concrete pressing against your back. The hum of fluorescent lights above seemed to echo in your mind, each buzz amplifying the weight of the ridiculous situation you now found yourself in. You, a simple farmer, had been arrested by the farmhands for a-logging. Of course, the whole thing was a misunderstanding. You were just trying to vent your frustrations and suddenly, you were in a prison cell, facing charges that made no sense. The charges were absurd, ridiculous - you simply tried to post with a VPN, unbeknownst to you Hellmas had started.
And then there was Luigi Mangione.
He was across the aisle from you, lounging against the bars with his usual air of confidence, thick arms crossed. His sharp eyebrows were furrowed in a way that made him look even more dangerous than usual. You knew why he was here — he'd been arrested for killing a CEO. The man had a history of doing things his own way, and when the CEO in question started playing dirty, Luigi had taken matters into his own hands.
“You really got yourself arrested for a-logging?” he asked, his voice carrying a mix of disbelief and amusement.
You shrugged, feeling a little defensive. “It’s not like I was actually doing it. I just posted a few things, you know?” He chuckled, shaking his head. “I think you’re underestimating how much people hate the truth. But hey, looks like we’re both stuck here. You got a plan to get out?” You thought for a moment, then grinned. “Well, I might have a few connections in the lolcow community. Maybe I can work something out with them.”
Luigi’s smirk widened. “I like that. But I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve too. We might need to work together on this one.”
You met his gaze, and for the first time in what felt like forever, you didn’t feel quite so hopeless. Sure, the situation was absurd, but with Luigi by your side, you figured there was no problem that couldn’t be solved. After all, if he could take down a CEO, you could surely figure out how to outsmart the farmhands.
Luigi leaned in slightly, his strong eyebrows furrowing as his eyes locked with yours. The intensity of his gaze was unmistakable. His voice, low and almost teasing, broke the silence. “You know, you’re a lot more interesting than I gave you credit for.”
You felt your pulse quicken. “Oh yeah? And what exactly did you think of me before?” you teased, trying to keep your voice steady.
He smirked, the usual cocky glint in his eyes softening into something else, something more intense. “I figured you were just a farmer who got herself in over her head. But now? I’m thinking you’re the type of person who knows exactly what she wants.”
You held his gaze, a sudden warmth spreading through your chest. “And what if I do?” you murmured, taking a step closer.
Luigi’s smirk faded, and for a brief moment, there was nothing but silence between you. Then, without another word, he reached for you, his hand brushing lightly against your arm before he cupped the back of your neck. His touch was warm, steady, and something about it made your heart race in a way you hadn’t expected. Before you could react, he pulled you closer, his lips capturing yours in a kiss that was all heat and urgency. It wasn’t gentle or slow—it was raw, charged with the electric tension that had been building between you two since you first met. His lips were firm against yours, and you could feel the slight stubble on his chin as he deepened the kiss, his hands sliding to your waist.
You responded without thinking, your hands reaching up to tangle in his short hair, the sharp edges of his eyebrows brushing against your skin as you both leaned into the kiss. It was messy, passionate, the kind of kiss that spoke of everything unspoken between you two—desire, frustration, and something far more complicated. It wasn’t just a kiss—it was a battle, each of you fighting for dominance, the tension between you both escalating. His mouth was warm and firm, pressing against yours with a hunger that matched your own. You met his intensity, your lips parting slightly as you tilted your head, deepening the kiss. His tongue brushed against your lower lip, coaxing you open, and you couldn't help but respond, your own tongue teasing his in a playful yet desperate push for control. His grip on you tightened, pulling you even closer, so close that you could feel the heat of his body through the thin fabric of your clothes.
There was no giving in—not yet. His lips were relentless, pulling you into a feverish rhythm, as if trying to consume you whole. You matched his pace, your own lips pressing harder against his, your hands moving to his chest, feeling the solid warmth beneath his shirt as your fingers slid up, searching for more. Luigi growled low in his throat, pulling back just enough to break the kiss, both of you gasping for air. His eyes, usually so sharp and controlled, were dark with desire, pupils blown wide. He studied your face for a moment, the tension between you thick, before his lips found yours again, this time with a fiercer urgency.
The kiss became a fight for dominance—your lips battling for control, the movements more frantic now, desperate, like two storms colliding. Each time one of you pulled away for breath, the other was there to close the gap, eager to resume the heated clash.
His hand slid to your back, pressing you tightly against him, while his other hand threaded through your hair, tugging you closer, pulling you into the kiss once more. You moaned softly at the pressure, the feeling of his body pressing against yours only intensifying the heat that was already burning between you two.
When you finally pulled away, breathless, you were both silent for a moment, staring at each other with wide eyes. His forehead rested against yours, and you could feel his heartbeat racing, matching yours in time.
No. 450306
>>450125>>450130>>450134>>450204>>450216>>450273>>450289Sorry for the wall of quotes but jfc nonas I'm unraveling
repost bc one of the quotes was a regular, non-horny post kek
No. 450311
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>>450306Three of these are mine.
No. 450313
>>450308I'm sorry nonna they might've! I was too embarrassed to quote them all kek.
Thirsting after this man has taken over my mind and thoughts the past few days. I was fantasizing about him today at a DBT group session ffs. My mental health is in ruins, I need him
No. 450320
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>>450319Me too and I am such a loser I imagine traveling to attend the trial and when they bring him in with his orange jumpsuit and handcuffs I like to imagine that we lock eyes and he suddenly leans forward and kisses me and we start tongue-kissing and then he'd thrown away from me and then I am dragged by the police and taken in for questioning and it becomes this big scandal and I just go 'I don't know I guess he just liked what he saw' and I am all giggling and meanwhile he's questioned and they are like 'how do you know her' and he is like 'I don't' and they are like 'why the fuck you kissed' and he's like 'I dunno
sigh' 'my back hurt'
No. 450324
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licking it while it's warm
No. 450325
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adorable curled locks
No. 450337
>>450324holy fuck those arms and legs how does he have the same sexy lean limbs as all the guys i crushed on in high school???
>>450333Low chuckle in the back of his throat, maybe a few snorts if he's really cracking up
No. 450338
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>>450334To all pee fetish and quivering cripple Weegee lovers: there is actually a chance he might piss himself accidentally during sex (yes it says paraplegic but he
does have a fucked spinal cord and even said he experienced genital pain and numbness, ostensibly from his back problems).
No. 450340
>>450324It's so sexy that he peed, imagine how scared he was, and now he's forced to pose with the big wet stain for everyone to see and he just doesn't even care
>>450325He looks so strong, mighty, masculine and yet gentle, kind, and soft.
>>450335KEK
>>450337Nah, low chuckle if he isn't that amused but definitely a light and airy laugh when fully amused.
>>450338Crave this
No. 450349
>>450344He would shoot another CEO just to
make sure that he stayed inside prison for his own safety.
And it wouldn't work No. 450358
File: 1733955676540.webm (2.53 MB, 576x1280, Luigi Thirst.webm)
All this Luigi fucking is the most sisterhood I have ever experienced,I love all of you nonnas
No. 450365
>>450357I am sending him very interesting things. More interesting than just word-for-word posts from this thread, but if you wanna send him that then fine.
>dont waste his timeWhat time?
>if you still wouldnt fuck him even if he gets fat, gets a shirrt beard, or gets scarred on the faceWhat? Girl, calm down
>>450358>fox newsWHAT
No. 450368
>>450363Damn all I asked was what
you would post as an opening I already know what I'm going to send him and it's probably more interesting than telling him you want to eat his cum or whatever. Not that I'm shaming you.
He is America's boyfriend whether you like it or not.
No. 450393
File: 1733957696754.jpg (75.55 KB, 882x960, 1635185050460.jpg)
>>450388I hope so, I will not give in to doom
No. 450400
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He looks so awkward and nerdy in this pic, FUCK
No. 450404
>>450403>2010>he's 26He is not 12 there kek
>>450400About to pee pee!
No. 450412
>Me calling Weegeepie at the prison
Hello baby
Yes, it's your friendly phone fanatic again
Oh, yeah, I'm loaded
With verbal rap ability, baby
You know you inspire me to poetry
So listen while I recite naughty nothings
That'll wet your eardrums
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, can I make sweet love to you baby?
[Verse 1]
What I'd like to do would be good to you
And if you hang up on me now, I'll be through
[Chorus]
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
[Interlude]
According to way the way you make me feel
I guess you'd call me an obscene phone-caller
I'm not a storyteller though, baby
I'd rather be with you, me to me
Oh, a sort of physical love, like, bubba
Oh, you're the sweetest fantasy I know
You
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[Verse 2]
Excuse me if I seem obscene to you
I'm being real and that seems the thang to do
[Chorus]
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
[Interlude]
Oh baby, uh, well just hang on
I'd like to, I'd like to, I'd like to, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'd like to make sweet love to you
[Bridge]
Oh no, not that baby
I wanna be real with you
Let me just breathe in your ear hole, baby
Don't fake me out
I love you, baby
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Let me see if I can hit that note again
I love you, baby!
I'd like to make sweet love to you
Can you just explain to me what key are you in, baby?
I'd like to get real funk-kay
I'd like to make sweet love to you
[Chorus]
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
I'm just living and I'm loving, waiting for the moment
When you got time to kill
And if I can get your love
Then what's a telephone bill?
Oh, oh
I'd like to make sweet love to you
[Outro]
Maybe I'll manicure your toenails
And uh, make sweet love to you girl
Rub my body with yours
Wait a minute operator, I'm not talking to you
No. 450416
File: 1733959528934.jpeg (Spoiler Image,232.15 KB, 1284x1840, IMG_9172.jpeg)
Do we think these are real
No. 450435
>>450433>gayThey are all Twitter migrants
>manlet6'1''
>incelDue to sexy back pain
>>450434Yeah but if it aids your imagination then go for it
No. 450442
File: 1733961424155.png (407.2 KB, 716x656, d9l367o8e36e1.png)
how is he real lol
No. 450449
File: 1733962007024.png (425.19 KB, 1170x1789, really bitch? really?.png)
Why would they not include his height??
No. 450456
File: 1733962210577.jpg (179.3 KB, 888x1016, 1733875851945.jpg)
Ignore the bad b8 sisterwives
No. 450457
>>450451thats his parole number.
I think weewee is somewhere in the ballpark of 160-180 lbs give or take 10
No. 450484
>>450475His back pain had some sort of effect on his sexual functioning though we don't know what exactly. It could be that he wouldn't have been able to perform if he was on top bc he couldn't thrust without back pain, or maybe it affected nerves that would have given him pain or numbness in the groin or even impeded his ability to get hard. But we only know of this due RJ Martin, his former roomie/friend/landlord who ngl comes across as kind of zesty so maybe Luigi was just trying to reject him without getting kicked out (kek). On his reddit accounts Luigi mentions groin pain but it doesn't get as much focus as I would have expected.
RJ Martin is kind of suspicious to me. Maybe he really is trying to paint a good image of his friend but I wouldn't be surprised if he was just pouncing on an opportunity to advertise his business OR was worried about being liable for giving Luigi drugs that made him go batty. (Martin mentions drugs). At worst Martin is a fucking glowie and he is trying to embarrass Luigi.
No. 450499
>>450498Hair like that is probably hard to maintain, even for someone as groomed as Luigi
>>450497I've been informed that 70% of men are gay
No. 450504
>>450501They either want to be him or fuck him
What a chad
No. 450509
File: 1733966826969.png (359.71 KB, 661x720, mansion.png)
ah yes Luigi's Mansion
No. 450534
>>450530yeah this is the most disappointing thing about the luigi mansion saga. The cold hard realization that at the end of the day, even the most perfect seeming moid is still a cock worshipping scrote at the end of the day.
At least he took it out on a healthcare ceo and not a schoolbus full of pre schoolers.
No. 450541
>>450537>hybrisophiliaI have never really been into killers. People who kill innocent people because it gets them off was always something I found revolting. Luigi just doesn't come off as a sadist. He comes off as someone fighting for the American people, who sacrificed his freedom because the systems that were supposed to prevent the exploitation of the American people without violence failed time and time again.
It really irritates me when anyone compares Luigi to someone like Bundy or some school shooter. I know it's bait but it's annoying.
No. 450552
>>450546Per his reddit account he had back surgery back in 2021 or so that was pretty much immediately successful and he was able to resume an active lifestyle. He was walking with a limp in the cctv footage and some doctors have criticized the surgical approach used based off his x-ray so it’s likely that he started having some recurrent pain recently.
It doesn’t seem like the back thing was an unbearable problem until the surfing accident in Hawaii but I imagine lower back pain even if it’s moderate probably makes you less enthusiastic about penetrative sex.
No. 450575
File: 1733974859448.jpg (36.6 KB, 554x554, images (17).jpg)
Dragging my autistic interest into this but what do you think Luigi's favorite parrot species would be? I think he'd like African greys.
No. 450577
>>450033Kek I love you, picmix nona
>>450056Pompompurin
No. 450580
File: 1733975268972.png (60.36 KB, 275x183, vQlnoX7.png)
ngl i like it more when it was a mystery who it was and we didnt have his id. like this pic… knew he was hot right away.. god i wish he had gotten away with it
No. 450589
No. 450591
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>>450586don’t have time of birth as of now but here is a clearer version of his chart
No. 450595
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I see people using this photo to make fun of him, but I think he looks cute. I love those prominent collar bones
No. 450612
File: 1733977624409.jpeg (167.75 KB, 960x1280, rockclimb.jpeg)
I don't think I've seen this image shared yet. He seems to have kept active despite his back issues so I don't think he was that incapable. I think he could have sex just fine, RJ is such an ass for sharing the information he had (if it was even accurate) and for stating it in such a vague way. From:
https://www.civilbeat.org/2024/12/luigi-mangiones-hawai%CA%BBi-friends-shocked-by-arrest-in-unitedhealthcare-ceo-shooting/Look at his arms.
No. 450616
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i hope he sleeps good tonight
No. 450629
File: 1733980008782.png (978.45 KB, 1024x1365, E822h11.png)
HEY!!!!!1
No. 450634
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No. 450641
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>>450629He's so cute. The way he wrapped the icecream up with the painters tape, making a makeshift bow… I'm actually in pain knowing that he's a once-in-a-lifetime moid and I'll never meet a sweetie like him. It hurts…
No. 450646
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He's so wonderful fuck I need him both emotionally and physically, surprisingly
No. 450647
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Hard at work as a summer camp counselor, sparkling water is foul but we forgive
No. 450648
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>>450640Are you worried about his sperm quality anon? There's probably a way it could be smuggled out earlier in his sentence, the viability should be above average for at least another few years from his healthy lifestyle on the outside. Not sure if prisoners have access to ice so you'll need to make sure you're ready to be fertilized somewhere close to the prison
No. 450649
>>450622deepfakes are disrespectful to him
>>450640he knew he couldn't wait much longer to act
No. 450677
>>450449they don't want the under 6'1s getting jealous
>>450629cuuuuuuuuuuuuttte
No. 450679
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No. 450680
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>>450234I feel bad for this girl (and all of his friends)
No. 450684
>>450680doubt he was her "best friend" and this is very main-character coded.
>>450681I don't blame them, the press and internet randos will be hounding them all. And I would bet Luigi understands this given he's so smart.
No. 450702
>>450684this
literally couldn't give a fuck about wordwordswords from randoms in his life
clearly nobody in his life meant enough for him to not throw it away by murdering someone
he was at his limit
No. 450704
>>450703this is what it feels like to me
not to tinfoil but he literally threw his privileged life away, he must have fucking hated it and saw no reason to continue
No. 450708
More (old) footage of him speaking
>>450679kek he's so silly
No. 450719
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i get horny and also want to cry every time i see his face i swear to god. im not exaggerating. its an extremely intense rush of emotion. anyone else.
No. 450734
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Is this real? I saw this leak out on twitter, spoilerd for dick pic
No. 450741
>>450234>>450680if i was close to someone who did a high profile murder, i would delete whatever trace was left of me on the internet and possibly even change my name and grieve them in private. forget coming out immediately branding my face and my name with "i knew him!" these people make themselves look like absolute opportunists. people who immediately jump on social media to try to talk about how they knew someone in the spotlight are absolutely looking for attention and are using it as an outlet for instant gratification, i can't stand people who make posts like this. of course she's trying to dial back now and make it look like she's just simply grieving now that people want to interview her and she's getting harassed by the media.
she can grieve in private, talk to her support network instead of showing the world in such a performative manner. i feel like if i was convicted of something i'd absolutely hate everyone coming out of the woodwork to post whatever old footage or images of me they had knowing that they were probably acquaintances at best. sorry for the sperg but it's just annoying when people pull this shit but maybe it's just because i'm a private person and i can't understand the mentality of these people
>>450721absolutely rooting for you
nonnie>>450671if he's fully italian and from a big family i'm willing to bet it's dysfunctional at the very least, i think that's commonplace for italian-american families but it depends how long his relatives have been here and how italian he is. since he wasn't talking to family for months i'm leaning towards the side of he's from a big crazy italian family
>>450575based. i absolutely love you
nonnie. i think he'd like Conures
No. 450745
>>450738I think anons are too quick being judgemental when we know next to nothing about her. I think it's plausible that their relationship was the type you describe. Having been in a situation like that at that age, I understand her, because if the guy I knew ended up in the news as the suspect of a major crime
I wouldn't be surprised tbh he was deranged I'd be feeling all kinds of things.
No. 450747
>>450575Are there any parrots that look like pokemon? Maybe he'd enjoy those kek
Alternatively, maybe he'd like the kind of birbs that Zazu from the Lion King is?
No. 450751
File: 1734011480573.jpeg (1.57 MB, 1179x1782, IMG_2731.jpeg)
The trannies are trying to claim him. Luigi is a heterosexual man who likes PUSSY.
Yes ik about the bi shit but it’s pretty obvious he’s “bi” in the way the average frat boy is bi
No. 450757
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Eating a delicious muffin while reading this thread. I love you nonnies.
No. 450758
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Picture of him on a Thailand trip, the way he is standing is so dorky cute
No. 450763
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What's your favorite photo of him? Mines picrel
No. 450765
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>>450763I spy a cutie patootie in a hammock
No. 450767
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>>450721let's write a multiple-page letter for him together nonita
No. 450768
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>>450761they're basing that not on his goodreads library but his twitter. he clearly leaned into more traditional thinking but his politics don't seem strictly right wing. he's seems like a centrist normie with typical italian-american beliefs
No. 450773
>>450768To me this reads like he subscribes to a Nietschean-lite belief wherein he believes that the move towards secularization of western society causes a sort of hypocritical behavior where people are replacing their lost religion with other things to dictate their behavior (in this case the quote tweet is talking about DEI hires and trannies).
To be honest I have held this belief for a while, this doesn't put a bad taste in my mouth at all. However he seems to be of the belief that people
need religion and God, and in a way I don't really disagree with him because at this stage of humanity we really don't really know
what to do without a prominent religious society to guide us, we are all using something else as the moral compass to lead us in life. However I think he's got a somewhat cynical opinion, which is understandable because he literally killed a greedy CEO. His opinions are so lukewarm, like he believes in God, okay, I really don't care. My family also comes from a catholic background and as far as catholic backgrounds go, his Twitter is a lot more palatable than my family reunions kek.
No. 450781
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Imagine gripping his hair and pushing his face deeper in
No. 450785
No. 450787
>>450784thought i was the only one and was feeling a tad insane, will do once i get more space
>>450785AAAAAAA
No. 450789
>>450705There was some famous killer (can't remember his name atm, fuck) that got his lover pregnant while he was in prison. it may have even been death row.
People couldn't figure out how they did it and the couple refused to tell how, but it was theorized that he jacked off before a visit, concealed his sperm in his own mouth, kissed her at the visit and transferred the sperm into her mouth (snowballed) and she then went home and spit out the cum and injected it into her vag.
Im furiously googling trying to remember who it was that did this but can't find it. It's real tho
No. 450799
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He's so based holy fuck
No. 450802
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He's self aware too
No. 450812
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Last one
>>450809Looked up the book, my perspective is it highlights how these traits evolved. I suppose some could take it away as leniency
No. 450815
>>450807Well I am pretty positive I dreamt about him before this all occurred.
>>450809I don’t know about that
No. 450843
>>450831He must be lab engineered
All moids should be like him
No. 450893
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So thoughtful and generous to strangers, I wonder how much of it carried over to the people he was close to considering he ghosted someone right before their wedding when he was supposed to be a groomsman…also kek at how awkwardly enthusiastic he sounds
No. 450908
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>>450900>>450905are you attempting to blackknight in this thread? trying to bait and start fights because you're mad farmhand said not to come in here and insult people, so you want to cause strife over nothing? this is objectively a completely selfish thing to say. if someone was missing for months i would not be on my fucking social media diddling out some little faggot message about my wedding and how i need to know if you, the missing person whose own mother has not heard from, can still make it to this event. jesus christ.
No. 450917
>>450908I'm
>>450900 and I don't understand what you mean? I'm not trying to start an infight, I was just saying the guy tweeting at his friend who'd totally vanished about his commitment to being his groomsmen was retarded and unempathetic to the circumstances at hand, like Luigi's mom hadn't heard a single thing from or about him and here comes Mr. Chucklefuck tweeting at an abandoned Twitter account like some sped about Muh Prior Commitments Bro!
No. 450918
>>450891Yeah. Luigi comes off as a guy who doesn't really hate individuals as he sees everyone (including himself) as a cog in an incredibly complex machine. I don't even think he hated the guy he shot. I think if he hated anything, it was the system. He might be autistic enough to see humanity as a gigantic computer, and these insurance companies are one giant virus that is fucking up the overall performance of the computer.
Fuck I wish I could interview this guy. At this point I would be so happy to hear some interviews and I would gladly pay for anything he publishes while locked up…
Although… I want him free!
History nonas, are there any cases like this were the murderer is so universally beloved? Even OJ was split in black vs white. But I legit feel like Luigi is loved by the vast majority of people. The only people who hate him are his targets, their handmaidens, and incels.
No. 450921
>>450908I dont think its selfish. I ghosted on a friends wedding and they sent stuff like this to me. It was out of concern mostly but the wedding stuff was just to make sure I was ok and to plan the wedding. I was having a depressive episode but I still got a hold of them telling them I couldn't make it.
I dunno. Either way I don't think the person was trying to be a dick. Formal weddings are stressful as shit.
If anything I feel bad for luigis friends, family, school, etc. They should all be kind of irrelevant as they have nothing to do with his crime
No. 450926
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>>450014>he had weird r9k beliefsI can fix him
>an ex girlfriend comes out with an abuse story or somethingattention seekers exist yes
No. 450933
>>450924I did some research on Bonnie and Clyde. They aren't quite like the CEO killer as they also killed innocent people so public opinion on them waned.
CEO killer I think is the most ethical murderer I can even think of right now. He wouldn't even bomb the building because he didn't want innocents to die.
He is no threat to society. He should be freed and protected in order to scare the ever living fuck out of health insurance companies to let them know their corrupt lives aren't valued.
No. 450940
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I honestly think the anti-Luigi seething is so funny kek
>y-you're only writing fanfiction about rubbing his back and sitting on h-his face for attention!
Yeah, attention from him. I manifested him ala Zeus and Athena and he will be drawn to my posts should the internet be allowed back within his hands, and he will read them while jerking himself off and wishing I was suffocating him with my pussy.
No. 450943
>>450940>huge nostrilsItalian. Wide to breathe in the hot air.
>caterpillar browsVery expressive and brings attention to his gorgeous eyes
>papercut lipsObjectively incorrect.
>DicksuckerIs this meant to be literal? Anon fell for the Twitter meme. He is objectively very handsome and mogs everyone around him. I haven’t seen such a good looking 26 year old male. He even has hair.
No. 450954
>>450014It is so weird to
want to have something bad to say about someone kek. Can’t we just enjoy that he seems to be a good boy??
No. 450961
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The pee picture is my favorite one. I need to print photo cards of him and decorate them. The rolled up sleeves and his large hands make me so wet
No. 450964
>>450957DO IT. Let the spiritual-sexual awakening take over and guide your fingers on the keyboard.
I need to seek all the femdom fics, scour through ao3's archives like a horny librarian
No. 450966
>>450957Do it then share.
>>450962Okay, okay, based. I personally don’t think he will be masturbating for a while yet. Why does it feel like he seriously has telepathic powers though?
No. 450985
>>450971I just so happened to see a vid yesterday that according to a recent Gallup poll, Americans' support of same-sex marriage dropped from 71 percent (last year) to 64 percent (now). Here's the vid sorry for OT
I don't believe the gay story btw. I'm old enough to remember that faggots tried the same thing with Chris Watts
No. 450988
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He is 100% straight. He'd interact with regular dating apps, and be open to dating. Even interacting with datepsych on twitter. Gay/bi scrotes aren't seeking like that. Some funny pics where he has his head leaning on his friend or pic rel isn't gay and if more moids weren't so scared to be friendly with each other they wouldn't be so retarded and lonely
No. 450990
>>450985What does this have to do with Sqweegee!!!
>>450988I know right, like are the two girls gay? No. They’re all drunk.
No. 450994
>>450984WAIT WAIT
LUIGI IS A JOESTAR
HE IS OUR UNIVERSE'S FIRST JOESTAR
THE FIRST MANGIONE OF MANY THAT WILL STAND UP FOR JUSTICE
No. 450997
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ACTUAL PHOTO OF LUIGI BETWEEN MY LEGS, we used to date in college and I will be forever grateful for this experience, sorry ladies you missed out
No. 451016
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His hair looks so different and good in this
No. 451018
>>451009Exactly, wait until they learn Italian-American males tell their male friends they love them.
>>451005They fucking better, Im going to be watching that shit like porn
>>451016This single image ruined the police and news credibility, now they are trying to hide his sexy face and only post the pics where he's yelling, to make him look scary, but you can clearly see in his eyes a deep passion so he isn't even frightening anyway.
No. 451024
>>451023i mean the pic, not you sitting on weewees face.
Wanting italian cunnilingus is female coded…
No. 451028
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>>451023The one reply to how he looks hideous saying he looks like the average criminal but also in the same post saying he looks like the average Southern Italian is just 18th/19th century racism. Never knew it'd make a comeback. How long until someone calls him a greasy guido?
>>451026KEK
No. 451034
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I would do anything this man wants me to
No. 451040
>>451034I would make this man do anything I want him to.
Also based female cop
>>451035I've never been attracted to males with such short hair before now, it's weird. It's weird as well because I swear he appeared to me in a dream, and I posted about the dream on the dream thread but neglected to mention it being strange that the male had short hair and slight stubble because I normally hate this.
No. 451043
>>451011Tysm
May the light of Luigi guide you on many nights
No. 451047
>>451046I don't know,
nonny. Weigh the pros and cons. Then you'll come to believe he's peed.
No. 451050
>>451046There's a documented history of mentioning urinating on himself so that specialists take his pain seriously but other anons have speculated his condition could cause adorable peeing sometimes and that's okay too
>>451048Troons also love discord
No. 451059
>>451055They were questioning him and he got nervous and peed. So they told him to get up and get your
pee pants photo taken
No. 451070
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Has anyone found the mentioned screenshots?
No. 451073
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Nobody gets him like I do
No. 451075
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Do we see it
No. 451077
>>451070Prob fake anyway
>>451073What the fuck kek. Him being a Taurus virgo moon is so perfect for me… he could quench my flame… or would he stoke it?
>>451074KEKKKKKKKK
>>451075No, nobody can be our Lubewigi
No. 451083
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I dont think a version of this pic exists that doesn't have that mouse cursor on it kek.
I want to make myself a big cursor to wear as a singlet earring as tribute
No. 451086
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Big hand
No. 451095
>>451086Prime for fingering and making women cum
>>451090Hasan the ugly faggot?
>>451091Based. Can we all concentrate really hard on stroking the side of his face with our astral projections? Maybe he will scratch at it in his cell and wonder why he's so itchy yet horny
No. 451111
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Weegee taking you home for Christmas and introducing you to his family…
They immediately love you and pressure him to marry you
No. 451117
>>451106No he prob tries to make a beautiful farm growing one of every type of crop each season and then neglects to water it for a few days and then gives up and spends the rest of the time fishing
>>451111We drink lots of red wine and get rowdy and silly
>>451115Scary sex addicts
No. 451122
>>451115considering
>>450768 i'm sure it isn't a supportive one!
No. 451127
>>451115he's a techbro, he absolutely knows how infested big tech is with troons.
if he supported troons, you'd think he would've crowed about it on social media for good boy points.
he has not done that, from what i've seen.
No. 451135
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brandon
brandon you have to do it
No. 451155
>>451150No he just has to airlift him out of there
>>451152Or here, yes
>>451153FUCK I need to visit him I am foaming at the mouth lemme at 'em lemme at 'em!
No. 451157
>>451153LUIGI IS UNDER SEIGE
I REPEAT
LUIGI IS UNDER SEIGE
BRING THE TREBUCHET
BRING YOUR SWORD
PROTECT THE ROMAN GOD
No. 451158
>>451130of course there aren't "many" of them but that's not the point.
there are troons high up in tech and your reputation in the industry is ruined if you don't kiss the girldick that's a fact. saying anything critical of troons is career suicide in tech
No. 451163
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Even though I appreciate that Luigi respects and cherishes his family, I got horny from thinking about fucking him under the Christmas tree and tried to crop them out for picrel. He ended up looking like a double arm amputee so now I'm using it as a visual imprint to brainwash myself for the holidays
No. 451184
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>>451181kek same, I don't like when the thread goes too far w/out a picrel of him, I hope we never run out. Thankfully he was social and family-oriented so we should keep receiving them at a steady and manageable pace. I'm glad they're not all coming out at once, it would be too overwhelming
No. 451190
>>45118620 years is WAY too long what the fuck. He didn't shoot to kill, the fat fuck died because he was a fat shithead. Back and calf isnt intent to kill.
At WORST he should get no more than 10 years.
If Lawrence Singleton got 8 years for kidnaping, raping, mutilating, and trying to kill an innocent woman then Luigi should get far less. Health insurance faggots should live in absolute fear knowing their lives are worth nothing to society.
No. 451193
>>451175I want to so bad, I might get my friends to come with, they seem interested. Or my family, I am warming them up to the Loveigi propaganda.
>>451179He will read my letter and precum from the intellectualism and then the female guard outside his cell will force him to take another wet-pantsed picture.
>>451186In 20 years I will prob be a virgin still so sure
>>451190You know nobody gives a fuck about kidnapping, raping, and mutilating women. Shooting at a moid is the worst thing ever apparently.
No. 451200
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>>451163This picture made me realise how much he looks like Joey from Friends, another Italian American icon
No. 451206
>>451203New york should be terrified of people uprising.
If oj can get off for murdering an innocent woman, then Luigi should get off.
He didn't do it anyways. Hes a patsy. Why would there be two backpacks?
No. 451208
>>451197yeah, but 30M to ten children and nearly 40 grandchildren. divvy that up and factor in taxes, it's not that much money.
i also read there's a clause in her will that says anyone that is a criminal can be cut out.
No. 451210
>>451208Doesn't matter Luigi is probably being put in tons of fangirls wills.
Imagine all the sugar babies sucking old incels dry and then putting in a little savings in their will for sexigi
No. 451211
>>451207Im not single but I want him free for what he did.
I think if you're going to get rich off of fucking over your own customers you shouldn't be given the same moral considerations.
Corrupt ceos should live in terror.
No. 451212
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already ai porn(ai slop outside containment)
No. 451218
>>451212this is against Christ and also doesn't look like him
>>451211i know i didn't mean to imply that only single women would want him free i just meant that those of us who have a chance with him won't be forgetting about seeing his justice anytime soon
No. 451223
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>>451212Nigga this doesn't look like him at all, stop posting cringe
No. 451226
>>451212Killing myslelf
Why did my step-mother tell me she saw an article where Luigi had two blacklovers I had to tell her he;s straight and she;s basically loooking at the same weird tabloids Obama had about gay lovers, like gurl he;s straight and bhe eats piussy like a starving animal
No. 451231
>>451227ummm yes you can. shall i post his address?
they have to get that shit sorted fast because inmates need to be able to receive legal filings and such, much of which will be by mail.
No. 451233
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>>451057Hey anon, finally found the "piss yourself" quote in the last Amerifags
Newishfag so not sure how to link to another thread, sorry for delete. Definitely going to need a thorough summary for the next thread but he makes so hard to focus
No. 451238
>>451233ntayrt but you link to a different board by adding the board tag, like this
>>>/ot/2301388sorry i'm retarded and forgot to add an extra arrow
No. 451250
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>>451248Frankie Mangione and he's always hosting TMZ
No. 451260
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Just in time for the holidays
No. 451261
>>451239of course
nonnie ♥
No. 451268
>>451263The fact that there was even a woman standing a few feet away from the place where he shot the CEO, and Luigi didn't feel compelled to kill her too as a "witness to the scene"….
sigh truly a man that loves women
No. 451273
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Brightening the thread with familiar cropped picrels until we are blessed with new ones
>>451264Did you have this comment ready to show off you know a book? Sounds like Do Nothing scrote logic, it's a good thing a man like Luigi exists so that something was accomplished, finally
No. 451278
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you know what doja cat said about men with big noses…
No. 451280
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He makes me sick…
No. 451281
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What I'm working with for now until I get some proper space and frames for his pictures, my first time making a shrine so any recommendations and advice is welcome
No. 451282
Here you go nonas. Part 1 of 2:
The constable eyes you warily as he yanks Luigi unceremoniously to his feet. The fluorescent lights glance dizzyingly off the linoleum tiles as he is marched down the hallway ahead of you, fine steel chains clinking delicately at his wrists and ankles. Finally, you arrive at a heavy metal door. The constable unlocks the door and wedges it open with a stout, orthopedic-shod foot. The room is small, almost like a doctor’s office, fitted with a dingily upholstered chair and a low twin bed.
“20 minutes,” he says gruffly. You nod.
The constable removes the handcuffs from Luigi’s wrists and unclasps the chains from around his waist. He pushes Luigi into the room – anger blooms in your chest at the callousness of his treatment. The constable taps his watch pointedly and lumbers off.
You close the door behind you, and suddenly there is nothing in the world but the two of you in this sparse and quiet room. Being so near to him makes everything feel strangely more real and in focus, as though the edges of everything have become sharper.
His eyes finally meet yours, his expression bemused and almost proud. “How the hell did you pull this off?” His voice cracks slightly as you hear him speak for the first time; it’s clear he hasn’t spoken aloud in some time. It’s slightly cold in the conjugal room, and you can feel the heat of his breath on your cheeks as he speaks.
“My sister works in the DA’s office – she’s owed me one forever. I had to see you.” You put your hands on his shoulders and push him gently down onto the bed, taking a seat beside him. He winces slightly and looks at you imploringly. His face looks gaunt; you can tell he hasn’t eaten in too long.
He runs a hand through his dark curls and stares emptily at the floor. “Listen…I’ve been on my own for so long now. I planned alone, I worked alone, and now I’m dealing with all this–” he gestures helplessly around the little room “–alone. All that time on my own, always thinking, always scheming, never getting to stop even for a second. It’s just…” He swallows and looks wearily at you, his big dark eyes rimmed with red. “Tell me what to do for a while. I need to not think.”
You cup his cheek with your hand and run your thumb along his soft lower lip. Almost instinctively, he lowers his head ever so slightly and pulls your thumb into his mouth. His eyes search your face needily as he traces the tip of your thumb with his tongue.
Part of you hesitates to go further. Part of you wants to cry for the beautiful, broken man before you – needy and lonely and desperate and so, so exhausted. All alone. But another part of you is acutely aware of how little time you have left with him, and that part is the one that speaks.
“Take off your jumpsuit.”
Luigi silently slides off the bed and stands before you. His long, graceful fingers nimbly pry open each button. He peels the jumpsuit off from his waist downwards and stands before you in black briefs and a rumpled white t-shirt. His cock bulges and strains against the damp fabric of his briefs.
“Should I keep going?”
You smile at him reassuringly. “Yes. Everything off.”
He pulls the white t-shirt over his head and tentatively lowers his briefs. You reach out and run your fingers along the firm, warm skin of his torso.
“Good. Now take off my pants.”
He smiles gratefully at you and sinks to his knees. He slides each of your shoes off easily and sets them on the ground beside the bed. He slides each leg out of your pants and underwear slowly, reverently. He rests a large, warm hand on each leg and slides them up slowly, slowly.
You bury your hands in his hair. Thick, dark, curly hair, soft and the perfect length for grabbing. You clench your hands and he gasps involuntarily. Fascinated, you pull farther, his head going back with your hand as he moans softly. You look down and see his cock twitch and drool from having his hair pulled.
Smiling down at him, you pull his head against your body. Like he’s been given permission, he buries himself facefirst into you with a sigh. He inhales your scent in between kisses along your inner thighs. When he gets closer, he licks and kisses you gently on either side, brattily refusing to lick you there just yet. With your hand still on the back of his head, you guide him over to one side and drape one leg over his shoulder. He slips his fingers into you and wraps his lips around your clit.
“Good boy,” you murmur, and the loud moan he lets out vibrates against you. His cock twitches at the scrap of praise. Remembering the earnesty with which he had said, “tell me what to do,” you continue with your instruction. “Gentler. Suck on it more.” He obediently changes tact.
“You’re being such a good boy for me.” You feel his weight shift. Luigi wraps his hand around the base of his cock to keep himself from cumming.
“Faster with your fingers – harder!” You coax, head thrown back. A rolling tide of electricity washes over you as you come. Luigi watches you with quiet fascination, gently working you through each wave with his fingers.
As you come down from the high of it, you grab his slick hand and push his fingers into his mouth. “Clean it up.” He laps away gratefully, eyes closing in bliss at the taste of you on his fingers.
You pull him to his feet and pat the bed beside you. He stands up unsteadily, almost dazed. His cock bounces slightly as he gets to his feet and drools onto the linoleum floor. He sits down slowly beside you, eyes searching you desperately. You anticipate the question that he seems too bashful to ask.
“Anything you want.”
No. 451283
>>451276Sure, Luigi could break any 4B girlie but he's locked up and out of their reach.
It doesn't change the fact that Luigi is a piece of hay in a stack of needle scrots. Do any of us really know any guys who are like him?
No. 451285
>>451279sniiiiif anon why do you smell so musty…..
>>451281I have convinced my father to accept my letter-writing interests to Luigi, mayhaps I shall fill a shoebox with his image.
>>451283He is 1 of a kind
>>451284Is this even Luigi themed. I know my orgasm soon will be Ligi themed.
No. 451293
>>451286I think Luigis live in all classes of men. Most of the moids I saw around luigi weren't as hot or intellectual.
Honestly I would LOVE some street rat luigi. Someone from a working class background but still respects women and is well read and deeply intelligent.
No. 451294
>>451282i've never read anything so fast in my life, applause anon
>>451281i wonder how he'd feel if he discovered lolcow and came across this thread KEEEK
No. 451296
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>>451283He’s bringing everyone together,This man is an angel.Im gonna cry,,,
No. 451298
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>>451281Needs a McD hashbrowns wrapper, or maybe a Kind bar
No. 451313
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>>451299>>451291>>451285thank you
it's in a zyn box>>451292KEK thank you for the visualization, i've never had my prayer beads compared to cum sparkles before, the page of wands card is the most personal item on there. i was ordering my tarot cards to pull out the strength car, however PoW fell out, looked up the meaning (haven't done tarot in years) and it completely described the situation, plus it means messenger
>>451294he'll realize if he gets mugged there will always be a civilian nearby to help him
No. 451315
>>451310I think there will be a lot of men who were affected by health insurance.
Lots of people who watched their loved ones suffer under this corrupt regime.
I want everyone to come together. I'd prefer a peaceful protest but I wouldn't be surprised if shit gets crazy
No. 451318
>>451314some of them are schizos
others are just saying it's not the same guy to try and save him
No. 451332
>>451321>>451323I called dibs as soon as the smiling pic was leaked so sorry anons, you're getting off to my beloved betrothed but it's okay because
I don't mind sharing… but it sounds like
you might…
No. 451336
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love my husband but he really needs to invest in a tongue scraper
No. 451339
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>>451319Luigi deserves all of us anon,he is for the people(women) after all.
No. 451340
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I feel complete with sharing Luigi with other nonnas. No other moid crosses my mind. He satisfies our beastly desires, and serves as a bonding moment
No. 451348
>>451345the word is polygyny retard
only a filthy heretic wouldn't know the difference
No. 451351
>>451347I think I saw a video of what he was eating in prison. Last night was chicken parm and "pizza beans" whatever the fuck that is.
If he's still hungry I'm sure he gets lots of prison guard pussy for dessert whether he wants it or not.
No. 451353
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the word "righteous" to describe ouiji feels fitting
No. 451357
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I really want to grope him fuck
No. 451358
>>451354This isn't right… He needs a nice home cooked meal made with home grown, local, organic ingredients.
>>451356It's meatballs with rice in them. I think if made right it could be ok, but if made poorly it could be borderline inedible.
No. 451363
>>451360His actions make him go from a 7 to a 9-10
it's really that simple.
No. 451366
>>451360Autism yes
>>451362Wrong and outnumbered
>>451365Luigi would look hot in that aesthetic, no more interest after that
No. 451371
>>451369When I worked in a coffee shop when I was young I remember a cute young guy who I became friends with ordered an Americano every time.
He was Italian with that sort of olive complexion and dark curly hair. Super friendly too.
No. 451388
>>451386Poor weegee getting inaccurate headcanons placed upon him.
I mean in her defense I don't think luigi is a heavy drinker. I think if he was he probably would have gotten drunk before the shooting or something. At worst I think he does shrooms and crap, but overall luigi doesn't seem to have any vices other than killing ceos.
No. 451393
>>451391Yeah. I mean there's one picture of him as a kid with his dad at what I assume is a shooting range both holding rifles but outside of that Luigi doesn't really talk about guns.
I mean a large part of me thinks he's a patsy and the real killer is still at large.
I kind of hope in the middle of Luigi's trial another CEO gets killed and the gunman has like "you got the wrong guy, LMAO" on the shell casings.
But it also goes to show that suppressing freedom of speech on social media won't do fuck all to protect the precious millionaire insurance scammers.
No. 451394
>>451391Yeah, when did he learn to shoot? And apparently during the assassination the gun was jamming and he kept having to clear it manually. This wasn't his first time using guns, he seemed really confident with it.
If he was the shooter I wonder if this was some weird MK Ultra shit.
No. 451396
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>>451395
No. 451397
>>451390Smart Communications/PADOC
Luigi Mangione / # QQ7787
SCI Huntingdon (PA)
PO Box 33028
St Petersburg, FL 33733
>>451393Pretty sure those were paintball guns actually. They had that weird bean-shaped container on top that holds paintballs
No. 451400
>>451394It was a 3d printed one he made so be probably spent a lot of time messing with it and assembling it to know how it works
>>451398Prisons are privately owned in the US. It's probably the company that runs prisons from out of state
No. 451408
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>Luigi Mansion shoots a guy with a ghost gun
This is a fucking meme. I refuse to believe this.
No. 451413
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>>451357God his titties are delicious
No. 451420
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>>451397>St PetersburgNonnies this was meant to be.
>>451399>your stinky used pantieskek
No. 451430
>>451428Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Luigi's problem that UHC
didn't deny him coverage for a surgery that ended up mangling him?
No. 451432
>>451430We don't even know if Luigi was insured with UHC.
Shit, we don't even know if he's actually the killer or some patsy because the real guy got away.
I know he got surgery on his back, whether or not he's still in pain from it is unknown. For all we know the guy who shot him, Luigi or not, is just one of millions who is fed up with our shitty health insurance system that puts millions of Americans in medical debt.
No. 451434
>>451357he really didn't have to go to mcdonalds.
I bet there are a bajillion trophy wife golddiggers to senile old retards who would gladly have taken him in as an exotic "pool boy"
No. 451438
>>451332Yeah so did I and a million other women
>>451355Based, need
No. 451441
>>451281I love it
nonnie! What's the symbolism behind the page of wands card?
>>451296I don't think America has been this united since we killed Bin Laden
No. 451459
>>451457It is fucked up, it shows the depravity of males especially faggots who are the ones generating the images
>>451458But also this
No. 451462
>>451460It's not where he is, it's where letters will be intercepted.
>>451461Exactly
No. 451463
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/2X/ scrotes mad kek
No. 451464
>>451461from my experience with the AI "community"
it's trannies and gooners
No. 451465
>>451463>Peeing our pants over himHeh, I think these ladies will find it to be quite the opposite, in fact.
>UglyIronic she says this while using a pic of him where he looks very handsome
No. 451470
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kek he's rising in the ranks
No. 451475
File: 1734099431094.mp4 (10.43 MB, 720x1280, IZdObrX1YcOQr7Nf.mp4)
Tag yourself.
No. 451478
>>451463as usual "no fun allowed" for women
men can simp over female but it's wrong when we do it, so much for the "sisterhood" they like to pretend they hold up
No. 451482
>>451463If this is a straight woman she either likes really faggy looking weak scrotes or pretends that she likes Abercrombie and Fitch models but of course would never at all be able to muster up the courage to try to score.
Weegee is sexy. That is all.
No. 451483
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but how big luigi.. i need to know for research purposes
No. 451510
>>451463misandrist here
Does she not understand that the bar for men is in hell and Luigi is the first moid in a million years actually trying to raise it?
Luigi is God's response to 4B and women giving up on scrotes. She's begging for women to try to fuck these ugly unlovable creatures she made by being like 'n-n-not all men'.
It's working tho… but only for Luigi. Maybe if more men act/look like him there wouldn't be such a male loneliness epidemic
No. 451515
>>451508i'm just going to link this photo again
>>449731 (since it was already reposted thousands of times lol)
No. 451518
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sure jan
No. 451534
>>451516where is that picture of women lined up riding the cock of some guy sitting down with some girl in the back with the wedding dress on?
Need that but Luigi is in handcuffs crying.
No. 451536
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No one's talking about how tight and slutty this shirt is. I can visualize everything. His nipples want to be released
No. 451542
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Question for the culture:
How much of your adoration/attraction to Luigi is based on him (allegedly) being the ceo killer? If somehow later down the line they got another suspect or it became apparent he is just a fall guy, how would you feel? Would you still be a weegee wife, would you split your thirst between multiple men, or move on completely to the new guy?
No. 451545
>>451542I already assume he is the fall guy.
He's cute and his social media makes him more attractive.
I would probably like both only because Luigi seems like a cool dude that moids should aspire to be like and I would also be really happy Luigi is free. However I'd feel bad for him because of all the attention he got from the case. I feel like despite being somewhat extroverted he wouldn't like the celebrity status.
No. 451549
>>451510NTA but lol
>ditching all men are bad because.00000000⁰000000000000000000001% of men is speculated to be an ok ladbleaque tbh
No. 451550
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>>451542I don't think I would care about him if he wasn't the CEO killer, a lot of the attraction for me is that he's a hero that did the right thing out of bravery. I'm also not as horny for him as other anons are
no offense to the horny nonnas, so I think I would still care and appreciate him if he wasn't attractive.
I hope Luigi is the killer though because he seems like a genuinely nice and cute guy, I'm also glad that he isn't some stupid incel.
Also posting some edgy
but cool fanart
No. 451552
>>451542I think Luigi being brave enough to kill that big asshole definitely makes him undeniably attractive, but his face is
gorgeous to me and he reminds me of a more innocent, soft looking version of my own husband KEK
No. 451575
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>>451414From one of the top comments. Imagine wee wee going through this too…
No. 451576
>>451569NTA I care more about him killing the CEO and raising public awareness of how evil the American health insurance industry has been on literally everyone from the working man to people working in the medical field trying to actually help people.
Still, it doesn't hurt that he's easy on the eyes. It just makes him harder to ignore. He lives in EVERYONES head rent free from top to bottom.
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I'm ending midterms week and in the middle of one of my tests I couldn't stop thinking about Luigi. All I wanted was to check this thread, call him a slut, and take another look at the scarf picture. After being luigi-lightened, my sole aspiration is to pass my classes and be smart to write stimulating letters to our weegee
No. 451589
this song is for him
>>451340aw he looks so sad in the left photo
No. 451593
Not sure if this goes here but a fellow LuigiWife has been arrested:
https://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-woman-charged-threatening-health-insurance-company-delay/story?id=116748222Briana Boston had been arguing with her healthcare providers over a denied claim and ended the call in frustration saying, "Deny, defend depose, you people are next." Cops showed up to her house and she was arrested for "threats to conduct a mass shooting or act of terrorism" and is being held on a
$100,00 bail and is facing up to 15 years in prison. She has no guns, she's 42 and a mother of three, even the cops said she's not a threat so what the fuck??? The powers that be are really upset with Luigi and anyone that sympathizes with him. I'm waiting to see if her family will open up a non-scam GoFundMe for her bail.
No. 451595
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He looks like an angel
No. 451603
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>>451599
There was one earlier but it was taken down because GFM doesn't allow funding for legal expenses. There are other funding sites that do allow it but I haven't seen one so far. Apparently she has posted bail, albeit probably not the full amount, so once she's out I think she will be able to organize funding for her legal fees if she wants to.
No. 451610
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Look at our girl's eyes, they made her cry. They arrested her right before Christmas.
https://www.polksheriff.org/inmate-profile/2435323I believe you should be able to donate to her via accesscorrections.com
her booking/case# is: 2024-035323
No. 451613
>>451593>>451602>>451604it's so surreal watching my homeland turn into 1984, getting arrested for words
i hate to sound like a rightoid but the founding fathers fought the british for less
No. 451615
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>>451610It wouldn't let me pay and when I went to your link I saw pic rel. Is her bond already paid? Will she be home for Christmas?
No. 451618
>>451614You're right
nonnie, I want the rich to be afraid of the poor.
No. 451619
>>451613Fighting for freedom is what America has done since our founding.
From independence from British taxation to ending slavery to the right to workers rights to women's rights to bank regulations… There will ALWAYS be powers that be who try to fuck us over, but at the end of the day, we are all batshit insane rednecks who come from or believe in banding together to fuck shit up.
Americans have fought and died for these rights. When these greedy faggots realize they can't kill/imprison all of us they will have no choice but to bend their knee and be our bitch.
No. 451632
>>451604Woman's* words. That makes all the difference. The legal system favors males and regularly "throws the book" at completely harmless women.
Not Luigiposting but I want you girls to look up purpleberets and gender sentencing disparity. It's 100% not what cringe advocates like BLM would have you believe.
No. 451635
Any other nonnies itt have some sort of chronic condition? I have diabetes and when I read the first headline about the United CEO's death in a targeted attack I immediately burst into a huge grin. To me Luigi is a working class hero, richie parents be damned. He's a fucking hero,
>>451610 she is a hero too. The people/person posting those CEO wanted signs in NY are heroes/a hero to me too. My whole life is dictated by life insurance… all for a substance that costs like 4 dollars to produce. Fuck it. I want mass riots. I want all healthcare CEOs in the ground where they belong.
No. 451644
>>451640Me
>>451643It’s a clear infringement on our first amendment rights
No. 451651
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No. 451655
>>451649I'm kind of dumb but her and her sisters are all super smart. Her older sister was valedictorian of her high school and is studying engineering in college. I tried to bring up counting carbs a LONG time ago when she was first diagnosed but her parents got pissed at me about it and I just figured they probably knew better than me.
At this point I'm just ready to fight for everyone.
Hell, we all get old someday too so I gotta fight for myself as well!
A surprise month of Hellmas is now in effect. For the rest of the month of December, VPN posting will be banned.