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Unconventional Male Attractions #29 Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 02:11:40 PM No. 586233

>Dastmalchian Justice Edition

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Do not post about how ugly or disgusting you think the subjects featured here are. That's the whole point of the thread.

Previous thread: >>>/g/532581

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 04:14:56 PM No. 586250

File: 1752250496479.jpg (213.56 KB, 1148x1920, tumblr_805b3baf6cfed1b5d402a48…)

I think Harold Ramis was as gorgeous as they come but my friends all think he's average or ugly, maybe I just have weird tastes. I need a vamp-toothed bespectacled Semitic brainiac with a glorious head of curls in my life immediately

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 04:39:44 PM No. 586252

finally a tasteful threadpic

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 05:39:02 PM No. 586265

File: 1752255542259.jpeg (74.66 KB, 736x736, IMG_1421.jpeg)

>>586233
Dastmalchian threadpic! Yay, my husbando who I would never tie up in a dark and dank basement! I’ve tried for a while to find the source of that image because Gillian is part of my 3DPD waifu harem, but I haven’t and it’s driven me fucking crazy. Pic attached is Zack Calderon.

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 06:02:47 PM No. 586267

>>586265
OP here, I also tried to find the source, but no cigar. I think he could've been a fun, albeit kookier, Mulder

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 07:56:54 PM No. 586281

>>586250
Your friends are lame he's hella cute also if a friend showed me this guy after asking me if I want to see her type I would be internally thanking God in my head… this is so above the leagues of the crackhead emo 45 year old divorced fathers of 3.5 my friends are into.

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 09:20:09 PM No. 586288

>>586265
He's almost too cute to look at.

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 09:24:11 PM No. 586291

File: 1752269049769.mp4 (15.69 MB, 1280x720, Lent.mp4)

I know he's not this awkward and shy in interviews anymore, but I live for it

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 09:28:51 PM No. 586292

File: 1752269330564.webm (14.9 MB, 1280x720, Sorry, Kiera.webm)

>>586291
And this one cause I think it's very sweet

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 11:46:43 PM No. 586315

I love his humor. Seeing him all beat up and bleeding is so hot.

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 11:49:51 PM No. 586317

Literally had to find this thread b/c the threadpic is irresistible …. What is it about the pathetic man phenotype

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 12:00:33 AM No. 586320

>>586317
What do you mean by find the thread?

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 12:06:06 AM No. 586322

I was browsing on my pc earlier, saw it then and remembered it later to look up on my phone, lol(learn2reply)

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 12:39:14 AM No. 586329

File: 1752280754130.jpg (160.8 KB, 768x1024, Faggotry.JPG)

I've actually considered therapy for this because why do I still find attraction towards someone who looks like a gummy bulimic bobblehead blown up bloated thumb? I hate him too. He's balding day by day so it's starting to get easier.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 05:13:37 AM No. 586369

File: 1752297217345.jpg (175.15 KB, 1180x1719, harold-ramis-1180-x-1719-bgral…)

>>586281
ayrt thanks nonna, I thought he was so fine before I found out he wasn't always nice sadkek. Sounds like your friends need to love themselves more and get pilled on the ugly male psyop, agegap provider/fixer upper/emo men and other mate-bargaining meme tactics fall under this umbrella. Hostility to women is increasing and we need to wake up and stand together. Manifesting beautiful single lives or handsome kind men for y'all, whichever you prefer lol!

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 05:22:51 AM No. 586371

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Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 07:12:51 AM No. 586389

File: 1752304371195.jpg (Spoiler Image,917.92 KB, 684x972, lizard.JPG)

Yes, I know he's evil.
Yes, I know he's gay.
Yes, he looks like a sweaty and slimy walking corpse right now.
But there was a while where there was some spark in his eyes- and I've always liked techbros.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 07:30:27 AM No. 586392

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Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 12:22:22 PM No. 586430

File: 1752322942706.jpg (99.51 KB, 1280x423, jaypeg.jpg)

>>586371
based

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 01:38:23 PM No. 586442

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fuck i wanna post about my new moid obsesssion but hes like unironically evil and not even like "oh i have shitty political opinions and hate women" type of evil hes like. actually vile. so im posting jabroni mike instead

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 01:41:23 PM No. 586443

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>>586442
also him in tranny drag kek. love this shit he looks like a menopausal white trash crackwhore aunt who puts out cigarettes on you

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 02:09:17 PM No. 586449

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>>586084
> Liam has repeatedly make it clear that he doesn't consider himself English
he is a Mancunian first and foremost

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 02:10:44 PM No. 586450

File: 1752329444098.jpg (113.13 KB, 711x1200, EcZfAyYXkAIKrYW.jpg)

>>586449

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 04:59:48 PM No. 586487

File: 1752339588307.jpg (444.08 KB, 1536x2048, GviuOrfW0AAJovt.jpg)

he looks kinda cute here, no?

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 05:23:38 PM No. 586491

File: 1752341018081.jpg (7.17 KB, 263x192, 1000013294.jpg)

>>586487
I like my Jew boys funny and awkward, personally.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 05:32:15 PM No. 586492

File: 1752341535236.jpg (110.16 KB, 1080x1080, 68713231_913066742385752_19950…)

>>586491
God, me too. Favorite phenotype.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 05:47:21 PM No. 586493

File: 1752342441062.jpeg (107.28 KB, 475x640, IMG_1933.jpeg)

>>586487
just a wish version of leonard from big bang theory my friend

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 08:24:18 PM No. 586518

File: 1752351857905.webp (35.03 KB, 700x467, Whatever.WEBP)

I've fallen for the charms of a politician, woe

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 09:02:44 PM No. 586528

File: 1752354164539.jpeg (476.58 KB, 1125x670, IMG_1453.jpeg)

Kaveh Akbar, a contemporary author and poet who I love, posted photos of himself from 10 years ago and he was (and still is) so cute.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 11:31:07 PM No. 586552

File: 1752363065978.gif (1.88 MB, 437x332, IMG_5227.gif)

There’s just something about his nervy demeanor that really endears me to him

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 11:38:27 PM No. 586555

>>586552
Aw he's cute nona.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 11:40:42 PM No. 586558

File: 1752363642623.jpeg (77.96 KB, 547x653, IMG_4357.jpeg)

Assistant professor at Oxford. Gah

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 11:46:38 PM No. 586561

>>586558
He's gonna hit the wall so hard but he's really cute now.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 11:58:31 PM No. 586565

Nonitas, just take a moment to imagine your 3D husbando kissing you. That's all.

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 12:02:13 AM No. 586566

>>586565
integrate

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 12:13:45 AM No. 586570

>>586566
Integrate a moment of your 3d husbando kissing you into your head

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 12:43:42 AM No. 586580

File: 1752367422223.jpg (342.36 KB, 2000x2000, 993.jpg)

I have a weakness for autistic moids.

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 01:08:48 AM No. 586585

>>586570
are you 12?

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 01:31:50 AM No. 586588

The scene at 13:22. So, normally I'm not actually at all attracted to real guys and have never had a crush on one. I just like pretty 2D men. However, a long time ago I saw this and I feel romantically attracted to him even if his face is a bit odd and the scene isn't as compelling as it could have been. I'm not even a fan of Markiplier either which makes my feelings even more embarrassing. I know there's something wrong with me in general but this is just random, kek.

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 06:21:42 AM No. 586638

>>586580
Me too I love their robotic-sounding voices

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 06:48:56 AM No. 586642

File: 1752389336186.jpg (48.41 KB, 419x500, 7cuts.jpg)

>>586430
kiss kiss

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 08:25:37 AM No. 586658

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Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 09:15:14 AM No. 586666

>>586658
I hope he dies in a tragedy just to spite you(bait)

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 05:28:36 PM No. 586808

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 06:30:13 PM No. 586821

File: 1752431413805.jpg (207.08 KB, 1164x1164, 1000013300.jpg)

I hope I run into him IRL and push him out of the way of a speeding car ala Twilight and I dash off before he gets my name and he spends a billion HBO dollars searching to the ends of the earth for my visage. (Everybody ignore Ben Safdie in this picture, I have drawn a big X to help you in this journey of imagination.)

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 07:14:13 PM No. 586834

File: 1752434053255.jpg (238.65 KB, 1025x1072, I knew it from my dreams.jpg)

>>586570
Imagine baiting and a-logging instead of partaking on the relaxing activity of daydreaming, couldn't be me

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 07:47:35 PM No. 586839

File: 1752436055904.jpeg (63.06 KB, 735x771, IMG_1539.jpeg)

I’m putting him in here because so many nonnas hate him that it’s shameful, kek. I think he’s gorgeous (as do all normie women) but he seems like a freak in real life.
>>586821
What would you do if he found you? Would you make him into a trophy husband or support him in his televised retarded (said positively) endeavors?

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 11:37:30 PM No. 586895

>>586839
>What would you do if he found you? Would you make him into a trophy husband or support him in his televised retarded (said positively) endeavors?
¿Por que no los dos? I would make sure he squeezed out another well-received cash cow before I made him settle down into marriage life so we could be set. We'd sign a prenup amd he'd leave everything in my name. The cats too. I'd let him televise it and everything.

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 11:50:15 PM No. 586899

>>586895
NTA but i support you nonita, follow your dreams

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 12:02:11 AM No. 586900

>>586839
Agreed on both accounts, but idk when I've mentioned to people irl that I think he's hot they're disgusted which is nuts because come on he's just a dark haired pretty boy calm down kek

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 12:06:40 AM No. 586901

File: 1752451599939.jpg (43.84 KB, 754x500, fuckingherzog.jpg)

I've been scraping archives like a pathetic retarded seagull. I'd like to think there's a timeline where I invent a time machine and beat his ass for not taking enough pics of himself in his twink years. And then of course I tie him up and torture him for fun by turning him into an immobile dildo. Hate my life.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 02:33:07 AM No. 586943

File: 1752460387077.png (752.07 KB, 994x590, Screenshot 2025-07-13 at 7.29.…)

>>586250
We have the same taste nona. When people ask which fictional character I had a crush on, I always say Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters. My friends thought I was trying to be quirky or contrarian or something but he's hot as hell to me and nobody can tell me otherwise

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 02:38:02 AM No. 586949

>>586250 >>586943
you both get it

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 03:42:49 AM No. 586964

File: 1752464569097.jpg (235.12 KB, 1440x1800, 399853314_351100813997227_3194…)

>>586821
Safdie could get it too, especially as Dougie in The Curse

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 06:10:26 AM No. 586980

File: 1752473426110.jpeg (134.22 KB, 736x966, IMG_1552.jpeg)

>>586895
This came up on my Pinterest and I thought of all you Fielderfags.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 07:11:16 AM No. 586992

File: 1752477076223.jpg (194.4 KB, 800x799, MPW001.jpg)

I just found out Marco Pierre White exists… I want him to bully me.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 07:19:11 AM No. 586994

>>586992
I posted him in the attractive men thread and they tore me a new one. I don’t care though. Yes he aged badly cos he’s a chain smoking chef but he’s still hot.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 01:38:09 PM No. 587058

>>586964
He did have a cute charm to him in The Curse (his character was also pretty relatable) but he looks way too similarly to a person I know through a friend of a friend who is majorly addicted to coke and acts like a retarded fool so I'm put off of him because of that kek.
>>586980
God all I need is one run-in with him and I'll save his life from a perilous accident and our souls would forever be entwined.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 05:14:17 PM No. 587108

File: 1752513256898.webp (23.65 KB, 500x750, IMG_8824.webp)

it’s not that i’m deeply attracted to him it’s that i think people overdo it with how ugly he supposedly he is. imo he’s decent looking

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 06:47:24 PM No. 587133

File: 1752518844837.jpg (20.41 KB, 564x376, zerothoughtbehindthoseeyes.jpg)

It wouldn't be an unconventional male attractions thread without at least once Dzhokhar, so here

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 06:51:06 PM No. 587135

>>587133
he really was hot its crazy

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 07:12:19 PM No. 587143

>>587108
He just has a crazily repulsive personality, not that he's genuinely a horrible person but the weird cranky "New Yolk" stereotypical italian/Jewish wise guy thing is weirdly discordant to how he looks and it puts me off. But aside from that I think he's attractive.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 07:34:45 PM No. 587149

>>587108
He's okayish styled like this, but when he bleached his hair, buzzed it and got all those tattoos it make him look like a stinky gas station attendant. He just needs to stick with a more natural look and stop chopping his hair
>>587143
Plus the time he suicide baited and that other time he had a meltdown on a movie set

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 07:45:17 PM No. 587152

File: 1752522317266.jpg (1.03 MB, 1608x2385, VmdgZ1DNqY.jpg)

thinking about him makes me feel like shit

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 08:59:41 PM No. 587169

>>586964
Ok thank you for this, when I watched The Curse I felt embarrassed for finding Benny Safdie kind of hot as Dougie because he’s such a loser in the show.