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Unconventional Male Attractions #29 Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 02:11:40 PM No. 586233

>Dastmalchian Justice Edition

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Do not post about how ugly or disgusting you think the subjects featured here are. That's the whole point of the thread.

Previous thread: >>>/g/532581

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 04:14:56 PM No. 586250

File: 1752250496479.jpg (213.56 KB, 1148x1920, tumblr_805b3baf6cfed1b5d402a48…)

I think Harold Ramis was as gorgeous as they come but my friends all think he's average or ugly, maybe I just have weird tastes. I need a vamp-toothed bespectacled Semitic brainiac with a glorious head of curls in my life immediately

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 04:39:44 PM No. 586252

finally a tasteful threadpic

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 05:39:02 PM No. 586265

File: 1752255542259.jpeg (74.66 KB, 736x736, IMG_1421.jpeg)

>>586233
Dastmalchian threadpic! Yay, my husbando who I would never tie up in a dark and dank basement! I’ve tried for a while to find the source of that image because Gillian is part of my 3DPD waifu harem, but I haven’t and it’s driven me fucking crazy. Pic attached is Zack Calderon.

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 06:02:47 PM No. 586267

>>586265
OP here, I also tried to find the source, but no cigar. I think he could've been a fun, albeit kookier, Mulder

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 07:56:54 PM No. 586281

>>586250
Your friends are lame he's hella cute also if a friend showed me this guy after asking me if I want to see her type I would be internally thanking God in my head… this is so above the leagues of the crackhead emo 45 year old divorced fathers of 3.5 my friends are into.

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 09:20:09 PM No. 586288

>>586265
He's almost too cute to look at.

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 09:24:11 PM No. 586291

File: 1752269049769.mp4 (15.69 MB, 1280x720, Lent.mp4)

I know he's not this awkward and shy in interviews anymore, but I live for it

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 09:28:51 PM No. 586292

File: 1752269330564.webm (14.9 MB, 1280x720, Sorry, Kiera.webm)

>>586291
And this one cause I think it's very sweet

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 11:46:43 PM No. 586315

I love his humor. Seeing him all beat up and bleeding is so hot.

Anonymous 07/11/25 (Fri) 11:49:51 PM No. 586317

Literally had to find this thread b/c the threadpic is irresistible …. What is it about the pathetic man phenotype

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 12:00:33 AM No. 586320

>>586317
What do you mean by find the thread?

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 12:06:06 AM No. 586322

I was browsing on my pc earlier, saw it then and remembered it later to look up on my phone, lol(learn2reply)

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 12:39:14 AM No. 586329

File: 1752280754130.jpg (160.8 KB, 768x1024, Faggotry.JPG)

I've actually considered therapy for this because why do I still find attraction towards someone who looks like a gummy bulimic bobblehead blown up bloated thumb? I hate him too. He's balding day by day so it's starting to get easier.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 05:13:37 AM No. 586369

File: 1752297217345.jpg (175.15 KB, 1180x1719, harold-ramis-1180-x-1719-bgral…)

>>586281
ayrt thanks nonna, I thought he was so fine before I found out he wasn't always nice sadkek. Sounds like your friends need to love themselves more and get pilled on the ugly male psyop, agegap provider/fixer upper/emo men and other mate-bargaining meme tactics fall under this umbrella. Hostility to women is increasing and we need to wake up and stand together. Manifesting beautiful single lives or handsome kind men for y'all, whichever you prefer lol!

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 05:22:51 AM No. 586371

File: 1752297771552.jpg (784.87 KB, 2510x3397, 1929.jpg)

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 07:12:51 AM No. 586389

File: 1752304371195.jpg (Spoiler Image,917.92 KB, 684x972, lizard.JPG)

Yes, I know he's evil.
Yes, I know he's gay.
Yes, he looks like a sweaty and slimy walking corpse right now.
But there was a while where there was some spark in his eyes- and I've always liked techbros.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 07:30:27 AM No. 586392

File: 1752305426995.webp (13.21 KB, 393x393, ive-never-hated-a-character-mo…)

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 12:22:22 PM No. 586430

File: 1752322942706.jpg (99.51 KB, 1280x423, jaypeg.jpg)

>>586371
based

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 01:38:23 PM No. 586442

File: 1752327503487.jpg (87.61 KB, 612x733, fvfvffewdewwdewe3we3ee4r32r3.j…)

fuck i wanna post about my new moid obsesssion but hes like unironically evil and not even like "oh i have shitty political opinions and hate women" type of evil hes like. actually vile. so im posting jabroni mike instead

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 01:41:23 PM No. 586443

File: 1752327683807.jpg (246.98 KB, 1280x720, rfffscvbeffedrr3e.jpg)

>>586442
also him in tranny drag kek. love this shit he looks like a menopausal white trash crackwhore aunt who puts out cigarettes on you

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 02:09:17 PM No. 586449

File: 1752329357521.jpg (32.83 KB, 735x480, c9ae612e416426fa5e5e9497eb164f…)

>>586084
> Liam has repeatedly make it clear that he doesn't consider himself English
he is a Mancunian first and foremost

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 02:10:44 PM No. 586450

File: 1752329444098.jpg (113.13 KB, 711x1200, EcZfAyYXkAIKrYW.jpg)

>>586449

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 04:59:48 PM No. 586487

File: 1752339588307.jpg (444.08 KB, 1536x2048, GviuOrfW0AAJovt.jpg)

he looks kinda cute here, no?

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 05:23:38 PM No. 586491

File: 1752341018081.jpg (7.17 KB, 263x192, 1000013294.jpg)

>>586487
I like my Jew boys funny and awkward, personally.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 05:32:15 PM No. 586492

File: 1752341535236.jpg (110.16 KB, 1080x1080, 68713231_913066742385752_19950…)

>>586491
God, me too. Favorite phenotype.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 05:47:21 PM No. 586493

File: 1752342441062.jpeg (107.28 KB, 475x640, IMG_1933.jpeg)

>>586487
just a wish version of leonard from big bang theory my friend

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 08:24:18 PM No. 586518

File: 1752351857905.webp (35.03 KB, 700x467, Whatever.WEBP)

I've fallen for the charms of a politician, woe

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 09:02:44 PM No. 586528

File: 1752354164539.jpeg (476.58 KB, 1125x670, IMG_1453.jpeg)

Kaveh Akbar, a contemporary author and poet who I love, posted photos of himself from 10 years ago and he was (and still is) so cute.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 11:31:07 PM No. 586552

File: 1752363065978.gif (1.88 MB, 437x332, IMG_5227.gif)

There’s just something about his nervy demeanor that really endears me to him

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 11:38:27 PM No. 586555

>>586552
Aw he's cute nona.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 11:40:42 PM No. 586558

File: 1752363642623.jpeg (77.96 KB, 547x653, IMG_4357.jpeg)

Assistant professor at Oxford. Gah

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 11:46:38 PM No. 586561

>>586558
He's gonna hit the wall so hard but he's really cute now.

Anonymous 07/12/25 (Sat) 11:58:31 PM No. 586565

Nonitas, just take a moment to imagine your 3D husbando kissing you. That's all.

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 12:02:13 AM No. 586566

>>586565
integrate

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 12:13:45 AM No. 586570

>>586566
Integrate a moment of your 3d husbando kissing you into your head

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 12:43:42 AM No. 586580

File: 1752367422223.jpg (342.36 KB, 2000x2000, 993.jpg)

I have a weakness for autistic moids.

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 01:08:48 AM No. 586585

>>586570
are you 12?

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 01:31:50 AM No. 586588

The scene at 13:22. So, normally I'm not actually at all attracted to real guys and have never had a crush on one. I just like pretty 2D men. However, a long time ago I saw this and I feel romantically attracted to him even if his face is a bit odd and the scene isn't as compelling as it could have been. I'm not even a fan of Markiplier either which makes my feelings even more embarrassing. I know there's something wrong with me in general but this is just random, kek.

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 06:21:42 AM No. 586638

>>586580
Me too I love their robotic-sounding voices

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 06:48:56 AM No. 586642

File: 1752389336186.jpg (48.41 KB, 419x500, 7cuts.jpg)

>>586430
kiss kiss

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 08:25:37 AM No. 586658

File: 1752395136972.gif (2.51 MB, 500x278, tumblr_0b4e273b97e5fe7c2d3db26…)

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 09:15:14 AM No. 586666

>>586658
I hope he dies in a tragedy just to spite you(bait)

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 05:28:36 PM No. 586808

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 06:30:13 PM No. 586821

File: 1752431413805.jpg (207.08 KB, 1164x1164, 1000013300.jpg)

I hope I run into him IRL and push him out of the way of a speeding car ala Twilight and I dash off before he gets my name and he spends a billion HBO dollars searching to the ends of the earth for my visage. (Everybody ignore Ben Safdie in this picture, I have drawn a big X to help you in this journey of imagination.)

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 07:14:13 PM No. 586834

File: 1752434053255.jpg (238.65 KB, 1025x1072, I knew it from my dreams.jpg)

>>586570
Imagine baiting and a-logging instead of partaking on the relaxing activity of daydreaming, couldn't be me

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 07:47:35 PM No. 586839

File: 1752436055904.jpeg (63.06 KB, 735x771, IMG_1539.jpeg)

I’m putting him in here because so many nonnas hate him that it’s shameful, kek. I think he’s gorgeous (as do all normie women) but he seems like a freak in real life.
>>586821
What would you do if he found you? Would you make him into a trophy husband or support him in his televised retarded (said positively) endeavors?

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 11:37:30 PM No. 586895

>>586839
>What would you do if he found you? Would you make him into a trophy husband or support him in his televised retarded (said positively) endeavors?
¿Por que no los dos? I would make sure he squeezed out another well-received cash cow before I made him settle down into marriage life so we could be set. We'd sign a prenup amd he'd leave everything in my name. The cats too. I'd let him televise it and everything.

Anonymous 07/13/25 (Sun) 11:50:15 PM No. 586899

>>586895
NTA but i support you nonita, follow your dreams

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 12:02:11 AM No. 586900

>>586839
Agreed on both accounts, but idk when I've mentioned to people irl that I think he's hot they're disgusted which is nuts because come on he's just a dark haired pretty boy calm down kek

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 12:06:40 AM No. 586901

File: 1752451599939.jpg (43.84 KB, 754x500, fuckingherzog.jpg)

I've been scraping archives like a pathetic retarded seagull. I'd like to think there's a timeline where I invent a time machine and beat his ass for not taking enough pics of himself in his twink years. And then of course I tie him up and torture him for fun by turning him into an immobile dildo. Hate my life.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 02:33:07 AM No. 586943

File: 1752460387077.png (752.07 KB, 994x590, Screenshot 2025-07-13 at 7.29.…)

>>586250
We have the same taste nona. When people ask which fictional character I had a crush on, I always say Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters. My friends thought I was trying to be quirky or contrarian or something but he's hot as hell to me and nobody can tell me otherwise

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 02:38:02 AM No. 586949

>>586250 >>586943
you both get it

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 03:42:49 AM No. 586964

File: 1752464569097.jpg (235.12 KB, 1440x1800, 399853314_351100813997227_3194…)

>>586821
Safdie could get it too, especially as Dougie in The Curse

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 06:10:26 AM No. 586980

File: 1752473426110.jpeg (134.22 KB, 736x966, IMG_1552.jpeg)

>>586895
This came up on my Pinterest and I thought of all you Fielderfags.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 07:11:16 AM No. 586992

File: 1752477076223.jpg (194.4 KB, 800x799, MPW001.jpg)

I just found out Marco Pierre White exists… I want him to bully me.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 07:19:11 AM No. 586994

>>586992
I posted him in the attractive men thread and they tore me a new one. I don’t care though. Yes he aged badly cos he’s a chain smoking chef but he’s still hot.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 01:38:09 PM No. 587058

>>586964
He did have a cute charm to him in The Curse (his character was also pretty relatable) but he looks way too similarly to a person I know through a friend of a friend who is majorly addicted to coke and acts like a retarded fool so I'm put off of him because of that kek.
>>586980
God all I need is one run-in with him and I'll save his life from a perilous accident and our souls would forever be entwined.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 05:14:17 PM No. 587108

File: 1752513256898.webp (23.65 KB, 500x750, IMG_8824.webp)

it’s not that i’m deeply attracted to him it’s that i think people overdo it with how ugly he supposedly he is. imo he’s decent looking

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 06:47:24 PM No. 587133

File: 1752518844837.jpg (20.41 KB, 564x376, zerothoughtbehindthoseeyes.jpg)

It wouldn't be an unconventional male attractions thread without at least once Dzhokhar, so here

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 06:51:06 PM No. 587135

>>587133
he really was hot its crazy

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 07:12:19 PM No. 587143

>>587108
He just has a crazily repulsive personality, not that he's genuinely a horrible person but the weird cranky "New Yolk" stereotypical italian/Jewish wise guy thing is weirdly discordant to how he looks and it puts me off. But aside from that I think he's attractive.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 07:34:45 PM No. 587149

>>587108
He's okayish styled like this, but when he bleached his hair, buzzed it and got all those tattoos it make him look like a stinky gas station attendant. He just needs to stick with a more natural look and stop chopping his hair
>>587143
Plus the time he suicide baited and that other time he had a meltdown on a movie set

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 07:45:17 PM No. 587152

File: 1752522317266.jpg (1.03 MB, 1608x2385, VmdgZ1DNqY.jpg)

thinking about him makes me feel like shit

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 08:59:41 PM No. 587169

>>586964
Ok thank you for this, when I watched The Curse I felt embarrassed for finding Benny Safdie kind of hot as Dougie because he’s such a loser in the show.

Anonymous 07/14/25 (Mon) 11:26:52 PM No. 587218

>>587152
at that point it's just better to quit him tbh

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 04:16:06 AM No. 587294

File: 1752552965957.jpeg (47.89 KB, 401x451, IMG_1585.jpeg)

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 05:00:18 AM No. 587299

>>587294
I feel like him, the law and crime guy from youtube and that one kennedy guy people were lusting over on twitter are the same man.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 06:41:13 AM No. 587304

File: 1752561673094.jpg (26.2 KB, 297x400, photo_2025-07-14_22-36-34.jpg)

>>586994
Am I crazy or he looks like John Snow's evil twin?

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 08:10:33 AM No. 587313

File: 1752567033846.jpg (282.51 KB, 935x1183, 1000034747.jpg)

SNAAAAAAKE!

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 08:15:10 AM No. 587315

>>587313
wrong thread

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 08:17:50 AM No. 587319

>>587304
He doesn't.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 08:19:10 AM No. 587320

>>587133
Is this some hybristophilia shit because for some reason although I can't recall names my brain is registering this guy as a school shooter

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 08:41:23 AM No. 587330

>>587320
He was the Boston marathon bomber. Are you new? He's practically posted in every single one of these threads. Lurk moar.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 08:52:23 AM No. 587331

>>587330
>are you new?
No, I'm not a hybristophile though so I don't memorize the faces of those ugly faggots. Adam Lanza and the rest of them are being raped in hell for all eternity idgaf

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 09:08:05 AM No. 587337

>>587331
Yeah you don't have to be a hybristofag to know these scrotes faces. I don't look into true crime nor do I have a thing for how they look, but these threads have always included Dzhokhar so it isn't anything new.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 09:43:58 AM No. 587349

>>587337
Jahar is practically the poster child for this thread. The amount of nonas thirsting over his stomach needs to be studied

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 09:50:38 AM No. 587352

>>587315
What do you mean? Is he conventional? I would say his schnoz is a little too big

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 09:52:58 AM No. 587353

>>587313
Honestly in the attractive man thread im convinced the racebaiting moid was targeting him each time. Cause he’s not ugly or unconventional except for the no facial hair rule

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 09:54:52 AM No. 587354

>>587331
Everyone was live tweeting about him when he was missing. You might be too young to know him or not american

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:01:29 AM No. 587355

>>587354
I am neither of those things I just forgot his face you fucking narc. You can't possibly expect everyone to remember every single white terrorist loser to exist by memorization(infighting)

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:03:07 AM No. 587356

>>587108
Lookswise, I understand why people are confused. But based on how he moves and acts, I wouldn't say its attractive but it is compelling, almost charismatic.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:05:58 AM No. 587358

>>587108
He's got a very basic All-American Dumbass vibe that is charming and approachable. I definitely wouldn't call him ugly, but the botched tattoos and overall lack of wellness made him look like such a gremlin for awhile. Also he's retarded

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:06:00 AM No. 587359

File: 1752573960431.jpeg (243.99 KB, 1200x1600, IMG_7681.jpeg)

I would still fuck this ezra miller

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:06:43 AM No. 587360

>>587359
This is a man on grindr looking 4 femme and chemsex

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:08:06 AM No. 587361

>>587360
And i would rob that man. There is a reason he is able to not work for two years

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:11:13 AM No. 587364

>>587361
Rob him of what? He'd have like four crumpled dollar bills and a zyn in his back pocket.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:14:19 AM No. 587365

File: 1752574459093.jpeg (162.45 KB, 1200x1513, IMG_7684.jpeg)

>>587364
You got me there

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:19:19 AM No. 587366

File: 1752574759653.jpeg (140.01 KB, 675x1200, IMG_7685.jpeg)

>>587359
His brainwashing is so strong you can join his fuckass harem

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:20:58 AM No. 587367

>>587365
This is a man that uses the head of his penis as a compass, doesn't carry a wallet, and tells you he's locked out of apple pay and will pay you back with interest in a week but doesn't. I promise you I wholeheartedly believe that Ezra Miller has managed to survive the past half decade by standing behind women at the atm with his arms wrapped around their waist while they withdraw $40 to buy him American spirits and Laffy taffy. I think he rolls out of strangers beds and steals deli meat from their refridgetor on the way out.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:34:32 AM No. 587369

>>587367
It’s bad for me how easily i can visualize this and still want him. He definitely does the broke boyfriend hug thing

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:39:26 AM No. 587370

>>587369
Not even memeing, you know he does. Just walks through life with like $3 in quarters in his pocket and sandals on with those nasty ass toes pointing at people. I think he's a bed hopper and probably constantly makes promises to the people around them he never keeps.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:54:51 AM No. 587375

File: 1752576888848.gif (4.28 MB, 300x171, IMG_7686.gif)

>>587370
There is genuinely no hope for me. Please girl enough. I’m upset that it doesn’t deter me

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 11:40:02 AM No. 587383

>>587375
You could probably have sex with him for very little effort. Not sure if the hpv +whatever else you catch from him would be worth it though.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 12:07:46 PM No. 587402

>>587366
Anyone noticed how he targets women all the time? Im convinced the queer bullshit is his excuse

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 12:24:48 PM No. 587408

>>587402
Many such cases, yeah

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 12:43:41 PM No. 587415

>>587365
Just yesterday I rewatched a video about his crimes. This guy has been insane since day one me thinks.
Though that made me realise I haven't heard anything about him in a while. I wonder what he's up to rn

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 12:53:20 PM No. 587421

>>587415
Somehow still with child (now adult) he groomed. Parents dropped the accusation. Obviously some weird shit we don’t know about. Tokata is stuck between her parents and ezra, both terrible. And ezra still fucks somehow. Polyamory is his sex pest excuse

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 03:30:33 PM No. 587474

>>587349
I personally think he's ugly but to be fair, the nonas are posting him on a thread that is meant to post people shameful for their reputation (along with other things, obviously) as opposed to the criminals you find attractive thread that's basically dead.
>>587331
>I'm not a hybristophile
>Mentions Adam Lanza
>I am neither of those things I just forgot his face you fucking narc.
Kek

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 03:32:50 PM No. 587475

>>587359
nonny just go find your local homeless man, im sure he'd be a carbon copy
>>587365
he looks like the thumbnail of one of those old youtube disturbing/horror videos

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 03:37:41 PM No. 587477

File: 1752593861655.jpeg (67.05 KB, 736x736, IMG_1632.jpeg)

>>587474
There’s a resident tard who keeps baiting and a-logging on this thread, just ignore her.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 04:15:03 PM No. 587505

>>587477
Ayrt kek alright, and who is this faggot?…

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 04:49:59 PM No. 587508

>>587505
Swann Arlaud!

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 05:12:06 PM No. 587515

>>587294
Jerma stole his whole schtick from Dennis Reynolds and I stand by that. Dennis is sexy in a pathetic way.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 05:28:28 PM No. 587518

>>587508
I wish I never asked

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 05:32:59 PM No. 587521

File: 1752600779472.jpg (670.32 KB, 1088x1257, alex turner.jpg)

i was going to post here >>583818 but many could argue he looks like a character from the tale of despereaux so it's more fitting here. average for my type, but sexy for a british

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 05:52:42 PM No. 587530

>>587518
He walled so bad, but I still think he’s a fantastic actor.
>>587515
I’ve said that to my friend who loves Jerma and she sperged out on me, KEK. I agree and thank you for making me feel less crazy. I don’t really have any positive or negative feelings towards Jerma, but he definitely took some inspiration for his online persona.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 06:36:30 PM No. 587546

File: 1752604590730.jpeg (198.11 KB, 1168x2048, IMG_7700.jpeg)

>>587475
Being attracted to erza feels like im hitting myself in the head over and over again. Why does his homeless trashy look make him feel so virile to me

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 07:00:02 PM No. 587556

File: 1752606002741.webp (1.04 MB, 268x200, ezra2.gif)

>>587546
It's the confidence. He looks ridiculous but is so batshit insane that he genuinely does not give a shit and thinks he's the second coming of Jesus and it shines through. I don't find him that attractive anymore but there was a period when I found him irresistible and I'd probably still hit it but only if there was absolutely 0% chance of catching an STD

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 07:11:37 PM No. 587559

>>587546
>>587556
>>587366
>>587546
>>587365
At this point,a nona should just revive >>>/snow/1612928 even though it would be necroposting

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 07:26:06 PM No. 587562

>>587559
There is no milk. God even on lolcow a few years ago twitter ezrafags found the thread to defend him. They sign up on every site possible to clear his name. All they do is argue with ezra’s stalker on twitter. We don’t know what’s up with Ezra, last time he was seen partying while high. He’s a dead horse i’m stuck with

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 07:31:49 PM No. 587565

>>587562
Ayrt, oh okay. I don't keep up with Ezra at all so I thought ezrafags were spilling new milk here ( >>587366 ) instead of his own thread.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 07:34:55 PM No. 587568

File: 1752608093182.gif (8.1 MB, 480x351, ezgif-131e70b7bdf097.gif)

UGHHHH

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 08:14:17 PM No. 587591

>>587315
The other thread basically only allows men with faces that could be copy pasted onto a woman, and that woman would still be offered a modeling contract. Everyone else goes here.

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:02:52 PM No. 587618

>>587315
he was already posted in the conventional thread and everyone got mad kek

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:11:01 PM No. 587622

Hear me out…

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:11:41 PM No. 587623

>>587568
Mike-chan, totemo kawaii

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 10:19:27 PM No. 587625

File: 1752617967022.mp4 (2.08 MB, 408x720, Hozier singing “Ae Fond Kiss”.…)

This is what he's singing to me when he ultimately has to go back to Ireland and I have to stay to finish my scholarship

Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 11:38:01 PM No. 587649

File: 1752622681237.gif (3.09 MB, 540x450, IMG_1649.gif)

He is so hot that it is ruining my life.

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 01:43:25 AM No. 587672

File: 1752630205035.mp4 (1.64 MB, 662x448, luke scrotum.mp4)

Didn't really pay attention to him during season 3, but he's kinda cute to me now

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 03:14:55 AM No. 587699

>>586552
wowie wow wow what a torso

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 03:37:45 AM No. 587706

File: 1752637065830.jpg (228.39 KB, 1368x2048, zohran-mamdani-sticks-to-socia…)

I love his eyelashes and little moles so much…

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 07:47:27 AM No. 587744

>>587366
Realized he dresses like an aged out rockstar. He can't pull off the skinny and clean-shaven slimane boy look anymore.

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 07:47:39 AM No. 587745

File: 1752652059158.jpg (49.54 KB, 475x480, 39f687f5f1072524b5d2536405c63a…)

>>587568
Young Mike only

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 07:50:29 AM No. 587746

File: 1752652229761.jpeg (31.98 KB, 734x383, IMG_1677.jpeg)

I actually fucking hate Nicholas Braun to a-logging degrees, and I hate his character in Succession almost as much, but he was cute in the earlier episodes before he became his true maggot self. His height confused me, though, because I’ve always felt more attracted to shorter moids, so I’d oscillate between being disgusted seeing him tower over the Roys to slightly turned on.

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 10:05:42 AM No. 587768

File: 1752660342229.jpg (46.2 KB, 639x799, filmwoland.jpg)

Summoning the other Diehl-anons

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 11:11:07 AM No. 587780

>>587746
>hate Nicholas Braun to a-logging degrees
Why?

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 12:12:35 PM No. 587787

File: 1752667955373.jpeg (74.04 KB, 500x500, jet.jpeg)

I'm sorry..

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 01:37:58 PM No. 587801

>>587746
same nona, I loved Greg prior to S2. he looked so dorky.
>>587780
he's a creep. don't really know the specifics but he has tried sleeping with girls in high school.

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 02:33:10 PM No. 587810

>>587801
Oh, I didn't know that. Gross

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 04:04:57 PM No. 587831

>>587787
you should be(baiting)

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:47:40 PM No. 587850

>>587831
KEK

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:49:35 PM No. 587852

File: 1752688175440.jpeg (69.19 KB, 736x621, IMG_1700.jpeg)

Hamish Linklater as thread-tax. He is so cute, and I adore him and his wife (Lily Rabe) together—I hope they do at least one horror movie with each other.
>>587801
Yes! I never liked his character, even though I love submissive men, but I still thought he was pretty cute.
>>587810
> decide to link a shitter account with the insane screenshots
> its gone when i swear it was up a couple days ago
> whatthefuck.jpeg
> whythefuckdidinotarchiveit.jpeg
AYRT, and women and girls have shared their experiences with him. He “slept with” (raped) underage girls, was extremely rough during sex with women and rape with girls, and sent creepy messages to them—I remember specifically on that Xitter account that he tried to pay someone (don’t remember if she was underage or not) a couple hundred to get a train ticket to come to his place and fuck him. If you search up Nicholas Braun allegations and look at images, some of it is fortunately still there.

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:51:02 PM No. 587854

File: 1752688262228.jpg (99.67 KB, 736x1104, Michele Morrone .JPG)

I need to dom him for 365 days

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 05:53:34 PM No. 587855

File: 1752688414261.jpg (256.72 KB, 1256x1600, IMG_5830.JPG)

it's always the faggots that im attracted to, sigh

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:07:37 PM No. 587860

File: 1752689257009.jpeg (525.96 KB, 1280x692, IMG_7730.jpeg)

This character and the other one was so hot

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:09:01 PM No. 587862

>>587854
>unconventional

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:09:41 PM No. 587863

File: 1752689380969.jpeg (31.99 KB, 780x439, IMG_7731.jpeg)

>>587860
His teeth are so weird when he opens his mouth

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:17:38 PM No. 587867

>>587862
Nta but have you seen the state of the conventional thread? There's no way they're allowing him in

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:31:48 PM No. 587871

File: 1752690708781.jpeg (148.38 KB, 564x814, IMG_7737.jpeg)

>>587867
Why i cant tell which thread MGG belongs in. He was a model until he got older and went into acting. However his eye bags and skinny face literally makes him creepy and corpse looking. And he’s also known for notoriously dating women ten years younger than him

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 06:32:38 PM No. 587872

File: 1752690758237.jpeg (78.9 KB, 554x800, IMG_7738.jpeg)

>>587871
A good example of what i mean

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 07:22:19 PM No. 587882

>>587862
>doesn't allow facial hair in the other board
They're too picky

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 07:23:01 PM No. 587883

>>587871
s9 and s10 is such art

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 07:29:53 PM No. 587884

File: 1752694193629.jpeg (295.94 KB, 1440x1440, IMG_7741.jpeg)

>>587871
Oh my god i just found out his new girlfriend is 19 years younger than him. I hate being attracted to these men

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 07:40:04 PM No. 587885

File: 1752694804170.jpeg (47.99 KB, 564x564, IMG_7742.jpeg)

>>587871
Hotchner is a hot cm character

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 07:40:18 PM No. 587886

>>587871
my brain can't process how much a haircut can change the attractiveness wtf

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 08:08:01 PM No. 587892

File: 1752696481339.jpg (60.79 KB, 736x736, 360ce5bdeeb9628f5fcab2368341f9…)

>>587882
happy were the times of "man you're ashamed/unashamed to say you'd fuck"

>>587886
picrel

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 08:13:42 PM No. 587895

>>587556
Nona, where is that gif from? Like what movie? I know it's not We need to talk about Kevin.

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 09:40:36 PM No. 587914

File: 1752702035920.jpeg (31.61 KB, 736x920, 2hollis (1).jpeg)

He is very attractive to me and I hate it

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 10:02:18 PM No. 587917

File: 1752703338737.jpeg (12.8 KB, 300x169, IMG_2009.jpeg)

>>587852
god him as a bloodthirsty priest just did things to me

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 10:10:36 PM No. 587921

>>587882
That's why this thread is better.
>>587871
Season 4 does it for me. I hate how many men cave into the social construct of having short hairstyles.

Anonymous 07/16/25 (Wed) 10:43:16 PM No. 587928

File: 1752705796471.jpeg (134.08 KB, 1200x1443, IMG_5325.jpeg)

>>587914
Fuck I wanna rape him

Anonymous 07/17/25 (Thu) 12:11:58 AM No. 587943

File: 1752711117534.gif (6.42 MB, 540x460, IMG_9622.gif)

Kicking my feet up in the air and giggling at this gif.
I could look at him for hours nonas… a friend said he looks like ‘just some guy’ but to me he is gorgeous.
>>586371
Based

Anonymous 07/17/25 (Thu) 01:42:27 AM No. 587959

File: 1752716547272.jpg (Spoiler Image,62.92 KB, 736x491, 5882530.jpg)

this is embarrassing at my age

Anonymous 07/17/25 (Thu) 03:24:30 AM No. 587984

File: 1752722670777.jpeg (420.6 KB, 1170x1903, IMG_5216.jpeg)

>>587928
You understand nonnnie. He looks like a major fag but sometimes I see concert videos of him or pictures where he looks so tall and I’m just so into him. I would destroy his virgin ass

Anonymous 07/17/25 (Thu) 03:35:57 AM No. 587986

>>587959
He died at 18. I guess it makes sense the tcc nonnies are underage

Anonymous 07/17/25 (Thu) 06:02:33 AM No. 588012

>>587984
Put a platinum lace front on a carrot stick and all of you would jump after it into a volcano

Anonymous 07/17/25 (Thu) 06:12:09 AM No. 588016

>>587984
I dont know how to feel about him. The security guard at his concert thought he smelt like ass but then fans say he smells amazing. Is it really possible to smell that terrible as soon as you sweat

Anonymous 07/17/25 (Thu) 06:53:12 AM No. 588020

File: 1752735191992.jpg (649.88 KB, 2073x1179, em.jpg)

>>587556
>>587366
>>587562
is that discord server still alive? i never joined
>>587895
nta but it's Trainwreck (2015)
https://jungshoseok.tumblr.com/post/167845087397/ezra-miller-in-trainwreck-2015

Anonymous 07/17/25 (Thu) 11:08:30 AM No. 588047

File: 1752750510871.jpeg (32.58 KB, 564x402, IMG_7754.jpeg)

>>588020
Im >>587562 had no idea there was a discord server. Last month a tweet was going around where someone saw Ezra. Also the harem photo is an old one, I don’t know who these people are. You can tell from his hair it’s old

Anonymous 07/17/25 (Thu) 12:28:52 PM No. 588067

File: 1752755332626.jpeg (66.68 KB, 735x956, ☆.jpeg)

>>588012
KEK nonna I'm sad to say I would
>>588016
He looks like he smells but his looks make up for it

Anonymous 07/17/25 (Thu) 08:47:18 PM No. 588168

File: 1752785238820.jpeg (26.19 KB, 250x347, IMG_2012.jpeg)

robbed by a recalled jeep </3(emoji)

Anonymous 07/17/25 (Thu) 11:58:00 PM No. 588207

>>588067
Ffffffuck, that body. I don't even know who this is but god damn that's my favorite body type. You can tell he knows he's hot, look at this slutty body check

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 01:46:08 AM No. 588224

File: 1752803168637.jpg (62.33 KB, 736x1188, fbc84d8e3bac9f67605a6d216fdd37…)

POV from one of his bandmates I guess: We're exchanging boomer 'good morning' pics on WhatsApp. Peak humour.
He shortly sends me a voice message afterwards.

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 05:15:35 AM No. 588248

>>588067
Take off the smokey eye and I bet he looks like riff raff from Rocky horror

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 08:16:28 AM No. 588274

File: 1752826588055.gif (1.58 MB, 490x323, 2362F6AE-C1DE-417D-8DEE-D47A7F…)

His smile is so endearing. I want a hug so bad.

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 08:18:49 AM No. 588275

>>587871
Hotch is much sexier to me and Gibson always had age appropriate girlfriends unlike him.
I don’t think MG is conventionally attractive though, his character looked the best in season seven.

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 09:12:53 AM No. 588282

File: 1752829973212.jpeg (74.8 KB, 736x736, IMG_1828.jpeg)

>>587917
Yes, you understand… His character was an absolute fucking idiot blinded by his religion, but I do believe in the interpretation that outside of religion, he really was just so in love with Mildred that he wanted to keep she and their daughter alive which makes him so much cuter. I first saw him in Midnight Mass but had to take a breather from him because he is too good of an actor and his role as a rapist in Tell Me Your Secrets was way too much, but I have started enjoying him again after rewatching MM.
>>588274
Who is this, nonna? He’s very cute. I’d say post him to the other thread if there weren’t the stricter rules, kek. I love his hair.

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 11:04:06 AM No. 588291

>>588282
That’s Thomas Gibson in his prime nonna. He’s my fixation kek. The only older scrote I find attractive.

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 02:51:36 PM No. 588337

File: 1752850296701.jpeg (125.84 KB, 576x758, midnightmasspatheticpriest.jpe…)

>>587852
Ohh yes, I loved him as the sad pathetic wet mop of a priest in Midnight Mass

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 03:46:15 PM No. 588350

File: 1752853575942.jpg (46.42 KB, 639x360, 1000034906.jpg)

Anyone else crushed on this aussie faggot as a teenager? Alao this was peak humor for me when I was 15/16

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 06:53:24 PM No. 588378

NOT his face, but the voice of Terence Mckenna.

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 07:28:30 PM No. 588390

File: 1752866909404.gif (4.49 MB, 400x500, 1000011978.gif)

>>587885

Yes.

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 08:00:43 PM No. 588396

>>588350
He's so cute and I hate him.
>I'm in love with Judas

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 09:38:28 PM No. 588410

File: 1752874708285.jpg (83.81 KB, 570x960, 1000034924.jpg)

>>588396
Oh my god yes this 2012 arena tour version of JCS got me into the musical and even though I prefer the '73 movie and original concept album much more now, I still have soft spot for the 2012 version because of Tim's Judas. I want to kick him and hug him and tug his hair and throw him on the table and lock him up

Anonymous 07/18/25 (Fri) 10:53:47 PM No. 588421

>>588378
KEK I posted exactly this a few threads ago. I don't really know why but the way he lingers on certain words is really hot. I love nasally voices.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 01:02:45 AM No. 588437

Saw the Stranger Things s5 trailer and was reminded of the Steve anon.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 01:43:21 AM No. 588438

File: 1752889401418.webp (15.65 KB, 500x493, s-l500[1].webp)

why does his head look like that(off-topic)

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 01:53:19 AM No. 588440

>>588438
this can't be the right thread

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 02:39:19 AM No. 588445

>>588440
kek i was about to say

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 02:45:59 AM No. 588446

>>588438
The lion?

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 06:51:46 AM No. 588480

File: 1752907906473.png (532.1 KB, 636x768, unknown .PNG)

This man I saw once on a 2013 Conclave video. Sorry for the quality

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 07:08:29 AM No. 588482

>>588390
He was so sexy when he did that. Him and suits go so well together.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 07:09:28 AM No. 588483

>>588480
Why does he look like a nerd Rocco Siffredi kek

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 12:08:54 PM No. 588509

>>588378
kek me too nonna it's so nice and calming.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 12:33:09 PM No. 588512

File: 1752928389254.jpeg (699.19 KB, 1119x983, IMG_7790.jpeg)

I never seen him this age before. I thought he was old forever

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 12:44:09 PM No. 588515

File: 1752929049610.jpg (241.75 KB, 720x911, Bruno_Cabrerizo-3854150035.jpg)

Not usually into facial hair but he pulls it off.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 05:22:37 PM No. 588558

>>588248
I fail to see the problem here

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 05:34:00 PM No. 588560

File: 1752946440638.jpeg (701.39 KB, 2048x2048, 7C9FF7A5-5424-4E8E-8D9C-664704…)

Dastmalchifags…recently he’s been going to movie premieres and events with his “friend”, no sign of his wife Eve in sight. He hasn’t posted about her in awhile and he always seemed like a “wife guy”. He just put out an announcement for his new graphic novel and mentioned that “last year was the hardest time of his life”. I don’t know what to think, nonas. If he cheated I’m gonna be so disappointed in him and he must be punished. Sexually.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 05:48:15 PM No. 588562

>>588512
I've been saying for YEARS that Mark Duplass can get it.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 05:54:39 PM No. 588565

>>588560
Not even a dalmatianon but I'm invested in this drama lol

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 09:13:42 PM No. 588606

File: 1752959620954.webm (599.96 KB, 576x1024, guywithamoviecamera.webm)

finally watched him on the big screen. i get it now. i didn't really care for him too much in pearl or twisters, but this role.. yeah.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 09:16:55 PM No. 588607

>>588606
Nonna I posted about him in the confessions thread yesterday… I want to slap him around for real

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 09:20:21 PM No. 588608

File: 1752960020388.webm (760.79 KB, 576x1022, guywithamoviecamera.webm)

>>588606
the scene where superman is walking out with his handscuffed behind his back…… i'm inspired to create something.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 09:22:42 PM No. 588609

>>588607
i'm sorry for missing your post, but i felt the same way. it was such a high seeing him get beat up multiple times from getting punched, kicked, suffocated, etc. this movie is a dream.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 09:22:57 PM No. 588610

>>588606
He's cute here nonna! its kind of crazy that he's posted here, this guy is not unconventional

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 09:23:53 PM No. 588611

>>588610
i don't want to be at fault for making that anon shit up the thread again kek so i came here.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 09:25:14 PM No. 588612

File: 1752960314789.jpeg (53.86 KB, 736x677, IMG_1932.jpeg)

I think picrel is conventional, but no facial hair is allowed in the other thread. Place is a fucking prison…
>>588560
I follow someone who’s super invested in him (I think even more than me kek) on another platform and it seems like he has these cycles where when a movie/show/new casting role comes out, he stops posing and posting with his wife/kids and instead just does his autism stare on the red carpet for months, so I’m hoping it’s just him being busy… but he is a moid. Said person also says to mind your business while still relaying tidbits of info, which I think is funny, kek.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 09:33:43 PM No. 588613

File: 1752960823723.jpg (111.32 KB, 640x897, 1000013321.jpg)

I want to tackle him and handcuff him to me and then swallow the key right in front of him.
>>588612
Ntayrt about Dastmalchian but it sounds like he kind of knows the broader public doesn't care about his private life, so he forgoes talking about his wife and children in the wake of new media, because he probably knows his unconventional demeanor and looks is what hooks in new fans… those new fans being women and appearing to be single is a tactic to keep those fans. Maybe I'm just a schizo and he is a stupid cheater but IDK, maybe another Dastmalchian-anon could chime in.

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 09:39:07 PM No. 588614

>>588612
we need a thread for conventional males

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 10:34:56 PM No. 588620

>>588614
That’s the attractive man thread. Maybe you mean a lenient one that allows older attractive men with or without facial hair

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 11:00:55 PM No. 588624

>>588612
This guy is my exact type hoooooly shit

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 11:32:30 PM No. 588628

>>588515
Conventional af

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 11:56:58 PM No. 588635

>>588628
I originally posted him in the conventional thread, but they said he has a potato nose and didn't like his facial hair, so I put him here instead

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 12:10:03 AM No. 588637

>>588635
those nonas are so annoying

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 12:12:56 AM No. 588639

>>588635
I went through the old threads and noticed some of the men have facial hair. Not full on beards but you get it. I wonder if certain anons are making it stricter

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 03:23:03 AM No. 588658

>>588637
>>588639
Autists sperg if you don't post over-airbrushed pictures of twinks. Sometimes it really feels like psyop, why are they so threatened by men even remotely masculine… usually only men get upset about that in a jealous rage

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 05:02:54 AM No. 588663

Ben looks hot as fuck in this YT preview image. He's gotten more retarded than ever lately but it's just objectively true. He looks like an anime villain who's just been provoked and is ready to unleash his secret power (killer eyebrows in this case)

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 08:02:43 AM No. 588671

>>588658
Actually I only see moids mald at pretty twinks

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 04:09:01 PM No. 588715

>>588671
Twunks and attractive men that aren't ugly roidpigs make them mald just as much.

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 08:06:43 PM No. 588740

>>588350
He looks so old and granny-like now it makes me cry (I mean 50 is old for a moid but still). Actually, every moid I had a crush on is either dead or so old now that it goes beyond my unconventional tastes. I wish moids were simply forbidden from aging past like 36.
Give me 2008 Tim!

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 09:39:54 PM No. 588764

>>588740
Him and Russell Brand both chose the same stupid sex pest look and it's very punchable. One of the first thing people who desperately try to become famous learn is that having a hairstyle and look that sets you apart makes you recognizable and brandable. Watching men try so hard while failing miserably is hilarious, he's like one of the best examples.

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 09:46:47 PM No. 588767

>>588764
Ok anon but on the other hand I think Minchin looked genuinely better with the eyeliner and that hair than without it… have you seen him without the make up and his "signature" hair? He looked like an egg. I would bully him

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 09:52:57 PM No. 588771

>>588767
He still looks like an egg with it, I envy your and other anons faceblindness and how you fall for decoration. It's like a bird being tricked by another with paper trimmings tucked in its feathers.

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 09:55:45 PM No. 588773

File: 1753048545100.jpg (25.88 KB, 500x695, 1000034996.jpg)

>>588771
Well yeah but with the make up on at least I want to fuck that egg…

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 10:11:00 PM No. 588777

>>588773
Autism rocks

Anonymous 07/20/25 (Sun) 10:24:07 PM No. 588782

File: 1753050247529.jpg (221.96 KB, 1280x693, Gaear_Grimsrud.jpg)

Just rewatched Fargo and the flame was relit. It's the only movie where i find Peter Stormare attractive as fuck. Gaear is such a cute dumbass idiot (i mean they both are, but Buscemis weird attractiveness pales in comparison).

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 02:10:00 AM No. 588817

>>588782
Is this not til lindemann

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 06:31:45 AM No. 588851

File: 1753079505189.jpeg (330.53 KB, 1170x731, IMG_1934.jpeg)

>>588663
For the thumbnail did they have generative AI fill in hair where he usually wears his yarmulke? kek. I feel so insane for finding him hot, it’s like I want to bully him and fuck him at the same time

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 06:42:35 AM No. 588854

>>588771
If the birdie makes himself look extra handsome with pretty paper stuck in his feathers, does it really matter if it’s his real feathers or not?

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 09:43:50 AM No. 588870

>>588817
ew no

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 03:50:14 PM No. 588927

File: 1753113013851.png (135.1 KB, 400x550, walt-disney-400x550-1.png)

ONLY in this picture. I'm a sucker for vampire fangs, no pun intended. The moustache adds to the whole vamp lord vibe.

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 10:22:11 PM No. 589006

>>588606
I need him so bad nonnies. Need him in romcoms and any kind of movie

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 11:21:39 PM No. 589020

>>588606
I haven't seen an actually handsome Hollywood actor in a loooong time, I'm thrilled that hunks actually exist again. We are so back, nonas

Anonymous 07/21/25 (Mon) 11:51:12 PM No. 589025

File: 1753141872720.jpg (43.97 KB, 735x680, b2f45956cb1c17475ad9882f85acb2…)

mcfadyen is not super handsome at all but holy fuuuck his sad puppy eyes fill me with urges i cannot fully describe here. ovulation hitting hard nonnas

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 12:04:28 AM No. 589032

>>589025
I've never heard of him until now but I like his face, it's pleasant to look at

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 12:05:38 AM No. 589034

>>588606
I know he's not technically as handsome as Henry Cavill, but I find him so much more attractive. He has warmth.

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 12:11:30 AM No. 589035

>>589032
watch Succession nonna

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 12:54:14 AM No. 589045

File: 1753145653387.gif (1.78 MB, 400x358, 1000000935.gif)

>>589034
Henry Cavill aged out recently (have you seen images from Argylle? haunting) but I still remember how much he shook me in Tudors. He was the only reason I watched the show. I wanted him so bad omg

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 12:55:24 AM No. 589046

File: 1753145724833.jpg (Spoiler Image,57.5 KB, 1400x700, 1000000936.jpg)

>>589045
VS now in Argylle. I'm still convinced seeing himself every day on set for this flop was the reason he humbled himself enough to settle down and start a family lol

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 01:39:27 AM No. 589056

>>588606
He is so fucking cute. I need to see every one of his emotions.

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 01:43:22 AM No. 589057

File: 1753148602475.jpeg (77 KB, 736x736, IMG_2017.jpeg)

>>589025
Based MacFadyen enjoyer. I haven’t seen the new Deadpool movie he was in because I don’t like capeshit (and hate Ryan Reynolds) but seeing him all roughed up in stills was nice.

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 03:17:23 AM No. 589068

>>589045
He looks sooo good here. Such a shame.

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 03:41:38 AM No. 589072

File: 1753155698860.jpeg (43.8 KB, 400x600, IMG_2034.jpeg)

Jack Lowden as River Cartwright in Slow Horses. He reminds me a lot of Simon Pegg. I also just now found out he’s married to my waifu Saoirse Ronan, so that’s really cute, though I think she’s still a lot out of his league. This is going to sound so weird, but if they have kids they’ll be adorable.

Anonymous 07/22/25 (Tue) 11:02:11 PM No. 589309

File: 1753225331581.jpg (272.87 KB, 1179x1148, post485990035_1830223775524053…)

Random youtuber I found who is kinda cute

Anonymous 07/23/25 (Wed) 04:05:03 AM No. 589407

>>588851
Fucking him would be the same as bullying him because he's gay and dating Jordan Peterson

Anonymous 07/23/25 (Wed) 05:51:58 AM No. 589418

File: 1753249917778.webp (73.69 KB, 1200x800, 5880dd74862a4442f2c9fe61b135e3…)

Eric Barone, aka Concerned Ape, the creator of Stardew Valley. I was surprised to see that he's pretty cute. Everything that I've heard about him makes him sound like a sweet and all-around good guy, and he keeps updating the game just for the fans and the love of it.

Anonymous 07/23/25 (Wed) 09:20:10 PM No. 589589

File: 1753305610385.webp (39.55 KB, 530x756, morphine9611rp_1024x1024.webp)

mark sandman RIP. drop dead gorgeous

Anonymous 07/23/25 (Wed) 09:31:07 PM No. 589591

File: 1753306267114.jpeg (685.03 KB, 3000x1821, img880-Wayne-Valdez.jpeg)

>>589589
siiigh

Anonymous 07/23/25 (Wed) 11:20:42 PM No. 589604

File: 1753312841927.jpg (33.74 KB, 736x739, 5c4d5911d4ca3b16ef86ceecf296c3…)

Please nonitas, don't sage itt. I love to see it bumped

Thread tax

Anonymous 07/24/25 (Thu) 09:39:38 PM No. 589766

File: 1753393178236.jpg (34.44 KB, 604x466, mark-sandman-86001584-fa5f-4b1…)

>>589589

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 11:13:54 AM No. 589851

I'm a sucker for socially awkward momma's boys. He's so pretty

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 12:12:57 PM No. 589858

File: 1753445577203.jpg (104.73 KB, 1125x1403, tobey-maguire-with-long-hair.j…)

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 12:13:53 PM No. 589860

File: 1753445633863.jpg (83.96 KB, 1080x1350, tobey-maguire-with-long-hair1.…)

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 12:14:54 PM No. 589861

File: 1753445694338.jpg (61.97 KB, 1080x1350, tobey-maguire-with-long-hair2.…)

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 12:15:27 PM No. 589862

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Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 12:19:01 PM No. 589863

>>589858
>>589860
>>589861
>>589862
I am very biased but damn, he does look amazing with that styling. We were robbed of a cute long-haired spider man kek

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 05:24:30 PM No. 589892

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i think spaceghostpurpp is very attractive (even cute in some pics, picre;), a seemingly very unpopular opinion to everyone besides like, kreayshawn.
he activates my "i can fix him" instinct. i'll treat you properly my bpd princess just call me purpp…….sigh

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 05:46:24 PM No. 589896

File: 1753465584556.png (691.31 KB, 688x541, gio.png)

There's a long long long list of what I want to do to this man… Even bald he's cute. Betty was crazy for not picking him, his cocky little personality is to die for. I'm so obsessed and there's nothing for me to feed off kek, I just know he eats pussy like a starved dog

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 06:06:56 PM No. 589898

>>588606
Unconventional and shameful for his reputation how exactly?

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 06:15:05 PM No. 589900

File: 1753467305478.jpg (78.39 KB, 720x960, 967e20a0d64f6d81827fb37dd6deb7…)

O, to get oneself lost within the evergreen forest of his eyes

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 07:44:30 PM No. 589918

File: 1753472670092.jpg (138.18 KB, 1777x999, BjKFyaHLrU87oh4.jpg)

oh nonnas, im truly going through it after i rewatched Beverly Hills Cop again

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 07:58:04 PM No. 589920

File: 1753473484632.jpeg (83.64 KB, 684x794, _ (9).jpeg)

He looks like a corpse I want to fuck him

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 08:48:04 PM No. 589929

File: 1753476484083.jpg (52.78 KB, 962x1311, 1000090697.jpg)

>>589072
BASED,I love him too (and her). I prefer him more clean shaven, he looks so cute and his nose has so much character imo

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 01:01:53 AM No. 589962

>>589918
Okay this one is sick.

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 02:52:59 AM No. 589988

File: 1753498378890.jpeg (323.62 KB, 1073x1288, IMG_8463.jpeg)

Recent Chris and Zac pic, Chris looking extra fuckable in loud ass shoes, I so badly want to watch him jerk off, thighs spread, panting and sweaty while I get him to edge himself and make him beg me to let him cum

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 03:02:57 AM No. 589991

>>589988
You nonnas are still around???

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 03:11:39 AM No. 589992

File: 1753499498963.jpg (244.13 KB, 2000x1333, 356696_copyofdsc02284enhancedn…)

james marriott and willne - i think they're both cute even though willne looks like randall from monsters inc

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 04:24:46 AM No. 589997

>>586233
>>587521
no he oozes sex appeal but also sub vibes sadly

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 07:36:37 AM No. 590025

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Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 04:40:50 PM No. 590104

>>590025
I used to ship them in robot form

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 07:28:48 PM No. 590122

File: 1753558128011.jpeg (45.96 KB, 736x552, IMG_2369.jpeg)

Grrrr

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 07:47:05 PM No. 590125

>>589997
sub guys are based, they respect women

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 09:28:29 PM No. 590142

File: 1753565308967.jpg (974.96 KB, 1077x1821, 1000034366.jpg)

He is a retarded pos and a cow but also kind of a hottie. Love listening to his insane rants

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 09:51:57 PM No. 590151

>>587672
he's the best I love him

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 10:18:49 PM No. 590157

>>589988
Omg… fellow Oneyfucker nonnies, we're not extinct like I thought… I miss us. SDCC is always a good time for a Zachfag, but the fact he wears the same outfit every single time is pissing me off I want him to moan like a slut though

Anonymous 07/26/25 (Sat) 11:22:49 PM No. 590167

File: 1753572169807.jpg (261.22 KB, 1080x1440, Tumblr_l_197084209804505.jpg)

>>589918
filmography binge time it is. had to see Fast Times At Ridgemont High and omg he, i made it through the movie only for him i never really liked fast times bc all things aside i can't stand sean penn's ugly mug for longer than a second.
i can confirm this is going to turn into obsession. i gotta go see another movie

Anonymous 07/27/25 (Sun) 12:05:57 AM No. 590173

File: 1753574757673.jpg (304.8 KB, 1280x720, midnightdiner.jpg)

Oi Master, whip me up something

Anonymous 07/27/25 (Sun) 12:07:54 AM No. 590174

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>>589766
I'm glad someone else likes him too. He was so fucking cute.

Anonymous 07/27/25 (Sun) 01:06:12 AM No. 590185

File: 1753578372222.webp (60.15 KB, 640x799, IMG_7752.webp)

He’s still really cute to me,had a thing for him since I was like 8

Anonymous 07/27/25 (Sun) 02:44:17 AM No. 590198

File: 1753584257407.jpg (128.89 KB, 716x1024, eminem2000.jpg)

>>590185

1999-2002 is my favorite era, I guess when he was playing the Slim Shady character, but I was still crushing on him up to The Eminem Show.

Anonymous 07/27/25 (Sun) 02:53:54 AM No. 590200

>>590142
He's genuinely funny sometimes and is actually attractive. Shame he's a creep

Anonymous 07/27/25 (Sun) 03:37:18 AM No. 590203

>>588927
wait, you wanna fuck walt disney?

Anonymous 07/27/25 (Sun) 03:38:29 AM No. 590204

File: 1753587509315.jpeg (389 KB, 828x1555, IMG_8465.jpeg)

His thighs inthose pants, what a slut.

>>589991
Last thread I posted Chris, warms my heart to know we were notable within previous threads for wanting to fuck Chris and friends excluding Cory.

>>590157
Zach and his wolverine leather jacket he wears to every single fucking event he attends, the confidence he now has made him a lot cuter I won’t lie

Anonymous 07/27/25 (Sun) 04:20:21 PM No. 590270

>>590185
His little ass sour patch kid mouth

Anonymous 07/27/25 (Sun) 07:49:58 PM No. 590288

File: 1753645798869.jpg (92.8 KB, 718x870, img_1_1753645199742.jpg)

RIP cutie

Anonymous 07/29/25 (Tue) 07:35:51 PM No. 590707

File: 1753817749791.mp4 (1.88 MB, 480x480, AQOxZMK44CO3LFvT4UrOkSTirS9-m5…)

>he will never lightly lift up and hug me this tightly
GIWTWM part 100

Anonymous 07/29/25 (Tue) 07:40:12 PM No. 590708

File: 1753818012464.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.2 MB, 2200x2316, 610129581689964.jpg)

>>590707
Also this photo from a few months ago is driving me mad in a good way. Spoilering because chest hair. Doublely ashamed because he's 44 here.

Anonymous 07/29/25 (Tue) 10:28:25 PM No. 590752

>>590707
Never say never, nona kek

>>590708
He honestly looks good for his age. I thought he was younger

Anonymous 07/30/25 (Wed) 04:21:49 AM No. 590808

File: 1753849309095.png (1.03 MB, 631x911, axl.PNG)

I never knew Axl Rose was so pretty, he makes me want to learn more about 80s hair metal

Anonymous 07/30/25 (Wed) 04:20:49 PM No. 590881

File: 1753892448517.mp4 (3.37 MB, 566x720, Hozier making a little appeara…)

I just love how he randomly goes to these smaller venues and does surprise micro performances. There's something so genuine about it, just pure love for music. And I just love when he sings blues and soul. It would be a treat to my ears and eyes to watch him singing something jazzy as well.

Anonymous 07/30/25 (Wed) 05:25:30 PM No. 590899

File: 1753896328380.gif (6.79 MB, 430x242, Tumblr_l_15504730896948.gif)

>>590167
because i'm insane i watched another Judge Reinhold movie, "Head Office". it's a satirical comedy about mega corps, surprisingly didn't age that poorly or lose much actuality (and has a priceless Rick Moranis cameo btw).
overall not bad, and i'd do so so much for Reinhold's giant stupid eyes. now onto another one hehe.

Anonymous 07/30/25 (Wed) 06:18:54 PM No. 590912

>>590707
God I want to be hired for that kind of job like that girl in the purple jacket kek, nobody fucking majored in computer science because of that show. I wonder how much they get paid to do that?

Anonymous 07/30/25 (Wed) 06:21:13 PM No. 590913

>>590142
The haunting of section 8

Anonymous 07/30/25 (Wed) 06:21:55 PM No. 590914

>>589892
Looks like a chubby xxxtentacion. What an era

Anonymous 07/31/25 (Thu) 12:27:36 AM No. 590969

>>589918
idk anything about him but i support your obsession, also i remember you posted that right as i was watching bhc 2 on tv and it spooked me.

Anonymous 07/31/25 (Thu) 04:19:42 AM No. 591016

File: 1753935582550.jpg (310.97 KB, 1762x1762, 1000011554.jpg)

My type is unfortunately mediocre white boys in indie bands.

Anonymous 07/31/25 (Thu) 04:51:01 AM No. 591021

>>587928
>>587984
lanky blonde long-haired twinky prettyboys could cure me

Anonymous 07/31/25 (Thu) 07:21:52 AM No. 591040

>>590969
i live for these moments of accidental psychic connection, thanks for telling, nonna

Anonymous 07/31/25 (Thu) 08:31:04 AM No. 591047

>>591016
So Scott Pilgrim?

Anonymous 07/31/25 (Thu) 03:36:43 PM No. 591102

>>591047
Kek, more like Scott Pilgrim if he wasn't an incel pedo, so not much better.

Anonymous 07/31/25 (Thu) 04:44:19 PM No. 591114

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jarvis!
still waiting for my more vinyl i preordered months ago…

Anonymous 08/01/25 (Fri) 12:34:20 AM No. 591213

File: 1754008460240.webp (92.01 KB, 1200x1001, 1000085136.webp)

Jack Depp

Anonymous 08/01/25 (Fri) 12:38:43 PM No. 591308

File: 1754051923737.jpg (350.85 KB, 941x890, Screenshot_20250801-132322.jpg)

I'm attracted to this painting

Anonymous 08/01/25 (Fri) 03:38:22 PM No. 591333

>>591308
He looks so perfect, almost like AI. Who is the artist?

Anonymous 08/01/25 (Fri) 06:02:15 PM No. 591351

>>591333
It's a self portrait of French artist Louis Gauffier

Anonymous 08/01/25 (Fri) 11:47:57 PM No. 591416

>>588606
I need him so badly. I love when cute guys yap

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 01:05:59 AM No. 591427

File: 1754096759776.jpeg (81.19 KB, 1200x1200, IMG_4786.jpeg)

>>591416
Hes conventionally attractive but yeah I’ve been obsessed with him since I saw the movie he’s very cute and seems a lil submissive which I like. In the Superman movie he gets his ass kicked a lot and has really sexy High pitched screams that get me going. Also he has lots of sex scenes with older which is hot to me

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 01:24:06 AM No. 591432

File: 1754097846332.jpg (78.93 KB, 736x736, 24a2ae50f140f5da579bf05bc8b548…)

He's SO fucking pathetic and deranged i love it, I can match his freak

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 01:33:12 AM No. 591434

>>591427
Ayrt I don't think he's unconventional but I don't feel like arguing with the small slew of porn addicted 2D obsessed autists that live on /g/. While I know his charisma and friendly persona is completely trained and intentional, it does remind me of men I generally have liked irl in the past and overall his looks when kind of hairy makes him very sexy to me and I want him badly

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 01:34:26 AM No. 591435

>>591432
Homelander is the kind of man everyone would be satisfied with seeing completely dominated because he's such a cunt.

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 01:36:34 AM No. 591436

>>591435
Also I feel like women who like Homelander do so only because they find Antony Starr cute for one and two because the kind of contempt he displays is so oddly aligned with female contempt after years of being treated like an object. I know no man who can match Homelanders evil but plenty of women. I myself too have a frog in my mouth and laser beams for eyes every single time a man accosts me.

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 01:43:23 AM No. 591439

>>591434
I prefer him clean shaven but I must admit he was hot af in Pearl. Also he seems nice and kind but I can’t watch his interviews without cringing because he seems so fake and millennial quirk chungus and I know that’s what the higher ups want him to be but it still sets off my fight or flight
response
>>591436
Are u srsly pretending that no man is as evil as homelander

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 01:44:28 AM No. 591440

>>591432
I'm lactating and my boobs are very sensitive, I need his freak ass rn

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 01:45:23 AM No. 591441

>>591440
Anon you're sick

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 01:46:10 AM No. 591442

>>591439
>R u seriously
No. I'm joking. Get a grip please.

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 01:47:24 AM No. 591444

>>591439
Oh for sure, watching him put his hand on Britney Broski a ton was funny because it was clearly so intentional and manipulative but all the replies were freaking out over it and their "chemistry" like girl.

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 01:55:19 AM No. 591447

>>591441
Damn can't a bitch have a good time for herself?

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 02:10:30 AM No. 591448

File: 1754100628540.gif (5.46 MB, 500x412, 1000085602.gif)

>>591439
I prefer how he looked on Pearl even though he played a sleazy pervert. James Gunn also saw the vision because he decided to cast him after seeing that film.

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 02:13:01 AM No. 591449

>>591444
>implying the only authentic physical contact is unintentional

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 10:23:54 AM No. 591510

>>591449
I'm implying nothing. An actors obviously practiced behavior during a press tour is exactly that. If you watch the video, it isn't spontaneous and is clearly for the cameras to seem like a spontaneous well-rounded fun loving Good Boy. That's fine but that's all it is. Whiny cunt

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 05:50:51 PM No. 591621

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Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 06:53:37 PM No. 591631

>>591510
you're the one pearl clutching over what is basic rehearsed interview behavior kek.

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 07:01:37 PM No. 591633

>>591621
Who dis?

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 07:17:06 PM No. 591635

>>591621
I don’t know how this unconventional

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 08:28:41 PM No. 591650

>>591635
to be really fair to the op the other thread is insanely aggressive with who they allow in I once got heat for posting Jacob Elordi kek

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 08:41:31 PM No. 591654

>>591650
well…hes kinda ugly anon cmon

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 08:45:03 PM No. 591656

>>591631
I wasn't pearl clutching at all and said it was fine, sorry you're projecting emotion that isn't there. The discussion was literally about his fake persona kek God forbid I mention his laws of power style handsyness.

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 09:16:31 PM No. 591667

>>591650
You can post the most stereotypically handsome guy in the other thread but if he doesn't look like an IRL version of Link from Zelda they'll have autistic meltdowns.

Anonymous 08/02/25 (Sat) 10:21:19 PM No. 591683

>>591667
And they'll call you an Indian man, so weird. Truly just maladjusted autists who formed their taste in men around 2D while humping desks and making life-size body pillows of televisions.

Anonymous 08/03/25 (Sun) 02:48:51 AM No. 591732

File: 1754189330861.png (731.68 KB, 750x750, Sam-Suleks-Age.png)

I'm so obsessed. I listen to his YouTube videos so I can hear him groan and gasp while lifting weights.

Anonymous 08/03/25 (Sun) 08:46:40 AM No. 591791

>>591654
kek yeah sure but he does tick a lot of the boxes for "generically attractive moid" when I was last in that thread all they were doing was posting dolph lundgren why not this dude kek

Anonymous 08/03/25 (Sun) 04:03:56 PM No. 591872

>>591791
His eyes look super droopy and sloth-like to be fair

Anonymous 08/03/25 (Sun) 06:15:43 PM No. 591909

>>591683
>And they'll call you an Indian man
"they" are white scrotes kek

Anonymous 08/03/25 (Sun) 08:40:20 PM No. 591969

>>591683
>maladjusted autists who formed their taste in men around 2D while humping desks and making life-size body pillows of televisions.
A bunch of husbandofags post in these threads too, especially the ones with unconventional husbandos (such as the TV dude you're subtly referencing). The ones who bully these are more likely to post in conventional attractions and do what >>591667 said.

Anonymous 08/04/25 (Mon) 01:49:56 AM No. 592011

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Anonymous 08/04/25 (Mon) 02:36:38 AM No. 592016

>>591448
Oh my god THAT was him?? I remember thinking that actor was really hot but I just never looked him up I guess. He has a face that really works for period pieces. Thank fuck Hollywood is finally casting handsome men again

Anonymous 08/04/25 (Mon) 02:38:34 AM No. 592019

>>591432
The scene when he and Stormfront are flying around and beating each other up before fucking really did something for me.

Anonymous 08/04/25 (Mon) 03:43:11 AM No. 592032

>>591969
Harrowingly autistic that you felt the need to well akshually a joke

>>592019
So how did you feel about the scene where she jerks him off.

Anonymous 08/05/25 (Tue) 10:35:05 AM No. 592290

>>591432
This photo just made me realize Homelander kinda looks like if you made a chadified edit of the guy from >>587959 (but maybe it's only because he's squinting here)