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No. 586233
>Dastmalchian Justice EditionPost men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive,
average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.
Do not post about how ugly or disgusting you think the subjects featured here are. That's the whole point of the thread.Previous thread:
>>>/g/532581 No. 586250
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I think Harold Ramis was as gorgeous as they come but my friends all think he's average or ugly, maybe I just have weird tastes. I need a vamp-toothed bespectacled Semitic brainiac with a glorious head of curls in my life immediately
No. 586265
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>>586233Dastmalchian threadpic! Yay, my husbando who I would never tie up in a dark and dank basement! I’ve tried for a while to find the source of that image because Gillian is part of my 3DPD waifu harem, but I haven’t and it’s driven me fucking crazy. Pic attached is Zack Calderon.
No. 586291
File: 1752269049769.mp4 (15.69 MB, 1280x720, Lent.mp4)
I know he's not this awkward and shy in interviews anymore, but I live for it
No. 586292
File: 1752269330564.webm (14.9 MB, 1280x720, Sorry, Kiera.webm)
>>586291And this one cause I think it's very sweet
No. 586329
File: 1752280754130.jpg (160.8 KB, 768x1024, Faggotry.JPG)
I've actually considered therapy for this because why do I still find attraction towards someone who looks like a gummy bulimic bobblehead blown up bloated thumb? I hate him too. He's balding day by day so it's starting to get easier.
No. 586369
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>>586281ayrt thanks nonna, I thought he was so fine before I found out he wasn't always nice sadkek. Sounds like your friends need to love themselves more and get pilled on the ugly male psyop, agegap provider/fixer upper/emo men and other mate-bargaining meme tactics fall under this umbrella. Hostility to women is increasing and we need to wake up and stand together. Manifesting beautiful single lives or handsome kind men for y'all, whichever you prefer lol!
No. 586371
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No. 586389
File: 1752304371195.jpg (Spoiler Image,917.92 KB, 684x972, lizard.JPG)
Yes, I know he's evil.
Yes, I know he's gay.
Yes, he looks like a sweaty and slimy walking corpse right now.
But there was a while where there was some spark in his eyes- and I've always liked techbros.
No. 586392
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No. 586442
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fuck i wanna post about my new moid obsesssion but hes like unironically evil and not even like "oh i have shitty political opinions and hate women" type of evil hes like. actually vile. so im posting jabroni mike instead
No. 586443
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>>586442also him in tranny drag kek. love this shit he looks like a menopausal white trash crackwhore aunt who puts out cigarettes on you
No. 586449
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>>586084> Liam has repeatedly make it clear that he doesn't consider himself Englishhe is a Mancunian first and foremost
No. 586487
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he looks kinda cute here, no?
No. 586491
File: 1752341018081.jpg (7.17 KB, 263x192, 1000013294.jpg)
>>586487I like my Jew boys funny and awkward, personally.
No. 586492
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>>586491God, me too. Favorite phenotype.
No. 586493
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>>586487just a wish version of leonard from big bang theory my friend
No. 586518
File: 1752351857905.webp (35.03 KB, 700x467, Whatever.WEBP)
I've fallen for the charms of a politician, woe
No. 586528
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Kaveh Akbar, a contemporary author and poet who I love, posted photos of himself from 10 years ago and he was (and still is) so cute.
No. 586552
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There’s just something about his nervy demeanor that really endears me to him
No. 586558
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Assistant professor at Oxford. Gah
No. 586580
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I have a weakness for autistic moids.
No. 586658
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No. 586821
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I hope I run into him IRL and push him out of the way of a speeding car ala Twilight and I dash off before he gets my name and he spends a billion HBO dollars searching to the ends of the earth for my visage. (Everybody ignore Ben Safdie in this picture, I have drawn a big X to help you in this journey of imagination.)
No. 586834
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>>586570Imagine baiting and a-logging instead of partaking on the relaxing activity of daydreaming, couldn't be me
No. 586839
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I’m putting him in here because so many nonnas hate him that it’s shameful, kek. I think he’s gorgeous (as do all normie women) but he seems like a freak in real life.
>>586821What would you do if he found you? Would you make him into a trophy husband or support him in his televised retarded (said positively) endeavors?
No. 586901
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I've been scraping archives like a pathetic retarded seagull. I'd like to think there's a timeline where I invent a time machine and beat his ass for not taking enough pics of himself in his twink years. And then of course I tie him up and torture him for fun by turning him into an immobile dildo. Hate my life.
No. 586943
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>>586250We have the same taste nona. When people ask which fictional character I had a crush on, I always say Egon Spengler from Ghostbusters. My friends thought I was trying to be quirky or contrarian or something but he's hot as hell to me and nobody can tell me otherwise
No. 586949
>>586250 >>586943
you both get it
No. 586964
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>>586821Safdie could get it too, especially as Dougie in The Curse
No. 586980
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>>586895This came up on my Pinterest and I thought of all you Fielderfags.
No. 586992
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I just found out Marco Pierre White exists… I want him to bully me.
No. 587058
>>586964He did have a cute charm to him in The Curse (his character was also pretty relatable) but he looks way too similarly to a person I know through a friend of a friend who is majorly addicted to coke and acts like a retarded fool so I'm put off of him because of that kek.
>>586980God all I need is one run-in with him and I'll save his life from a perilous accident and our souls would forever be entwined.
No. 587108
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it’s not that i’m deeply attracted to him it’s that i think people overdo it with how ugly he supposedly he is. imo he’s decent looking
No. 587133
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It wouldn't be an unconventional male attractions thread without at least once Dzhokhar, so here
No. 587149
>>587108He's okayish styled like this, but when he bleached his hair, buzzed it and got all those tattoos it make him look like a stinky gas station attendant. He just needs to stick with a more natural look and stop chopping his hair
>>587143Plus the time he suicide baited and that other time he had a meltdown on a movie set
No. 587152
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thinking about him makes me feel like shit
No. 587294
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No. 587304
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>>586994Am I crazy or he looks like John Snow's evil twin?
No. 587313
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SNAAAAAAKE!
No. 587359
File: 1752573960431.jpeg (243.99 KB, 1200x1600, IMG_7681.jpeg)
I would still fuck this ezra miller
No. 587366
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>>587359His brainwashing is so strong you can join his fuckass harem
No. 587375
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>>587370There is genuinely no hope for me. Please girl enough. I’m upset that it doesn’t deter me
No. 587415
>>587365Just yesterday I rewatched a video about his crimes. This guy has been insane since day one me thinks.
Though that made me realise I haven't heard anything about him in a while. I wonder what he's up to rn
No. 587474
>>587349I personally think he's ugly but to be fair, the nonas are posting him on a thread that is meant to post people shameful for their reputation (along with other things, obviously) as opposed to the
criminals you find attractive thread that's basically dead.
>>587331>I'm not a hybristophile >Mentions Adam Lanza>I am neither of those things I just forgot his face you fucking narc.Kek
No. 587475
>>587359nonny just go find your local homeless man, im sure he'd be a carbon copy
>>587365he looks like the thumbnail of one of those old youtube disturbing/horror videos
No. 587477
File: 1752593861655.jpeg (67.05 KB, 736x736, IMG_1632.jpeg)
>>587474There’s a resident tard who keeps baiting and a-logging on this thread, just ignore her.
No. 587521
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i was going to post here
>>583818 but many could argue he looks like a character from the tale of despereaux so it's more fitting here. average for my type, but
sexy for a british No. 587530
>>587518He walled so bad, but I still think he’s a fantastic actor.
>>587515I’ve said that to my friend who loves Jerma and she sperged out on me, KEK. I agree and thank you for making me feel less crazy. I don’t really have any positive or negative feelings towards Jerma, but he definitely took some inspiration for his online persona.
No. 587546
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>>587475Being attracted to erza feels like im hitting myself in the head over and over again. Why does his homeless trashy look make him feel so virile to me
No. 587556
File: 1752606002741.webp (1.04 MB, 268x200, ezra2.gif)
>>587546It's the confidence. He looks ridiculous but is so batshit insane that he genuinely does not give a shit and thinks he's the second coming of Jesus and it shines through. I don't find him that attractive anymore but there was a period when I found him irresistible
and I'd probably still hit it but only if there was absolutely 0% chance of catching an STD No. 587565
>>587562Ayrt, oh okay. I don't keep up with Ezra at all so I thought ezrafags were spilling new milk here (
>>587366 ) instead of his own thread.
No. 587568
File: 1752608093182.gif (8.1 MB, 480x351, ezgif-131e70b7bdf097.gif)
UGHHHH
No. 587622
Hear me out…
No. 587625
File: 1752617967022.mp4 (2.08 MB, 408x720, Hozier singing “Ae Fond Kiss”.…)
This is what he's singing to me when he ultimately has to go back to Ireland and I have to stay to finish my scholarship
No. 587649
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He is so hot that it is ruining my life.
No. 587672
File: 1752630205035.mp4 (1.64 MB, 662x448, luke scrotum.mp4)
Didn't really pay attention to him during season 3, but he's kinda cute to me now
No. 587706
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I love his eyelashes and little moles so much…
No. 587746
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I actually fucking hate Nicholas Braun to a-logging degrees, and I hate his character in Succession almost as much, but he was cute in the earlier episodes before he became his true maggot self. His height confused me, though, because I’ve always felt more attracted to shorter moids, so I’d oscillate between being disgusted seeing him tower over the Roys to slightly turned on.
No. 587768
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Summoning the other Diehl-anons
No. 587787
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I'm sorry..
No. 587801
>>587746same nona, I loved Greg prior to S2. he looked so dorky.
>>587780he's a creep. don't really know the specifics but he has tried sleeping with girls in high school.
No. 587852
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Hamish Linklater as thread-tax. He is so cute, and I adore him and his wife (Lily Rabe) together—I hope they do at least one horror movie with each other.
>>587801Yes! I never liked his character, even though I love submissive men, but I still thought he was pretty cute.
>>587810> decide to link a shitter account with the insane screenshots> its gone when i swear it was up a couple days ago> whatthefuck.jpeg> whythefuckdidinotarchiveit.jpegAYRT, and women and girls have shared their experiences with him.
He “slept with” (raped) underage girls, was extremely rough during sex with women and rape with girls, and sent creepy messages to them—I remember specifically on that Xitter account that he tried to pay someone (don’t remember if she was underage or not) a couple hundred to get a train ticket to come to his place and fuck him. If you search up Nicholas Braun allegations and look at images, some of it is fortunately still there.
No. 587854
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I need to dom him for 365 days
No. 587855
File: 1752688414261.jpg (256.72 KB, 1256x1600, IMG_5830.JPG)
it's always the faggots that im attracted to, sigh
No. 587860
File: 1752689257009.jpeg (525.96 KB, 1280x692, IMG_7730.jpeg)
This character and the other one was so hot
No. 587863
File: 1752689380969.jpeg (31.99 KB, 780x439, IMG_7731.jpeg)
>>587860His teeth are so weird when he opens his mouth
No. 587871
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>>587867Why i cant tell which thread MGG belongs in. He was a model until he got older and went into acting. However his eye bags and skinny face literally makes him creepy and corpse looking. And he’s also known for notoriously dating women ten years younger than him
No. 587872
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>>587871A good example of what i mean
No. 587884
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>>587871Oh my god i just found out his new girlfriend is 19 years younger than him. I hate being attracted to these men
No. 587885
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>>587871Hotchner is a hot cm character
No. 587892
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>>587882happy were the times of "man you're ashamed/unashamed to say you'd fuck"
>>587886picrel
No. 587914
File: 1752702035920.jpeg (31.61 KB, 736x920, 2hollis (1).jpeg)
He is very attractive to me and I hate it
No. 587917
File: 1752703338737.jpeg (12.8 KB, 300x169, IMG_2009.jpeg)
>>587852god him as a bloodthirsty priest just did things to me
No. 587921
>>587882That's why this thread is better.
>>587871Season 4 does it for me. I hate how many men cave into the social construct of having short hairstyles.
No. 587928
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>>587914Fuck I wanna rape him
No. 587943
File: 1752711117534.gif (6.42 MB, 540x460, IMG_9622.gif)
Kicking my feet up in the air and giggling at this gif.
I could look at him for hours nonas… a friend said he looks like ‘just some guy’ but to me he is gorgeous.
>>586371Based
No. 587959
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this is embarrassing at my age
No. 587984
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>>587928You understand nonnnie. He looks like a major fag but sometimes I see concert videos of him or pictures where he looks so tall and I’m just so into him. I would destroy his virgin ass
No. 588047
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>>588020Im
>>587562 had no idea there was a discord server. Last month a tweet was going around where someone saw Ezra. Also the harem photo is an old one, I don’t know who these people are. You can tell from his hair it’s old
No. 588067
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>>588012KEK nonna I'm sad to say I would
>>588016He looks like he smells but his looks make up for it
No. 588168
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robbed by a recalled jeep </3(emoji)
No. 588224
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POV from one of his bandmates I guess: We're exchanging boomer 'good morning' pics on WhatsApp. Peak humour.
He shortly sends me a voice message afterwards.
No. 588274
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His smile is so endearing. I want a hug so bad.
No. 588275
>>587871Hotch is much sexier to me and Gibson always had age appropriate girlfriends unlike him.
I don’t think MG is conventionally attractive though, his character looked the best in season seven.
No. 588282
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>>587917Yes, you understand… His character was an absolute fucking idiot blinded by his religion, but I do believe in the interpretation that outside of religion, he
really was just so in love with Mildred that he wanted to keep she and their daughter alive which makes him so much cuter. I first saw him in Midnight Mass but had to take a breather from him because he is too good of an actor and his role as a rapist in Tell Me Your Secrets was way too much, but I have started enjoying him again after rewatching MM.
>>588274Who is this, nonna? He’s very cute. I’d say post him to the other thread if there weren’t the stricter rules, kek. I love his hair.
No. 588337
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>>587852Ohh yes, I loved him as the sad pathetic wet mop of a priest in Midnight Mass
No. 588350
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Anyone else crushed on this aussie faggot as a teenager? Alao this was peak humor for me when I was 15/16
No. 588410
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>>588396Oh my god yes this 2012 arena tour version of JCS got me into the musical and even though I prefer the '73 movie and original concept album much more now, I still have soft spot for the 2012 version because of Tim's Judas. I want to kick him and hug him and tug his hair and throw him on the table and lock him up
No. 588438
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why does his head look like that(off-topic)
No. 588480
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This man I saw once on a 2013 Conclave video. Sorry for the quality
No. 588512
File: 1752928389254.jpeg (699.19 KB, 1119x983, IMG_7790.jpeg)
I never seen him this age before. I thought he was old forever
No. 588515
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Not usually into facial hair but he pulls it off.
No. 588560
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Dastmalchifags…recently he’s been going to movie premieres and events with his “friend”, no sign of his wife Eve in sight. He hasn’t posted about her in awhile and he always seemed like a “wife guy”. He just put out an announcement for his new graphic novel and mentioned that “last year was the hardest time of his life”. I don’t know what to think, nonas. If he cheated I’m gonna be so disappointed in him and he must be punished. Sexually.
No. 588606
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finally watched him on the big screen. i get it now. i didn't really care for him too much in pearl or twisters, but this role.. yeah.
No. 588612
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I think picrel is conventional, but no facial hair is allowed in the other thread.
Place is a fucking prison…>>588560I follow someone who’s super invested in him (I think even more than me kek) on another platform and it seems like he has these cycles where when a movie/show/new casting role comes out, he stops posing and posting with his wife/kids and instead just does his autism stare on the red carpet for months, so I’m hoping it’s just him being busy… but he is a moid.
Said person also says to mind your business while still relaying tidbits of info, which I think is funny, kek. No. 588613
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I want to tackle him and handcuff him to me and then swallow the key right in front of him.
>>588612Ntayrt about Dastmalchian but it sounds like he kind of knows the broader public doesn't care about his private life, so he forgoes talking about his wife and children in the wake of new media, because he probably knows his unconventional demeanor and looks is what hooks in new fans… those new fans being women and appearing to be single is a tactic to keep those fans. Maybe I'm just a schizo and he is a stupid cheater but IDK, maybe another Dastmalchian-anon could chime in.
No. 588740
>>588350He looks so old and granny-like now it makes me cry (I mean 50 is old for a moid but still). Actually, every moid I had a crush on is either dead or so old now that it goes beyond my unconventional tastes. I wish moids were simply forbidden from aging past like 36.
Give me 2008 Tim!
No. 588773
File: 1753048545100.jpg (25.88 KB, 500x695, 1000034996.jpg)
>>588771Well yeah but with the make up on at least I want to fuck that egg…
No. 588782
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Just rewatched Fargo and the flame was relit. It's the only movie where i find Peter Stormare attractive as fuck. Gaear is such a cute dumbass idiot (i mean they both are, but Buscemis weird attractiveness pales in comparison).
No. 588851
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>>588663For the thumbnail did they have generative AI fill in hair where he usually wears his yarmulke? kek. I feel so insane for finding him hot, it’s like I want to bully him and fuck him at the same time
No. 588927
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ONLY in this picture. I'm a sucker for vampire fangs, no pun intended. The moustache adds to the whole vamp lord vibe.
No. 589025
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mcfadyen is not super handsome at all but holy fuuuck his sad puppy eyes fill me with urges i cannot fully describe here. ovulation hitting hard nonnas
No. 589045
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>>589034Henry Cavill aged out recently (have you seen images from Argylle? haunting) but I still remember how much he shook me in Tudors. He was the only reason I watched the show. I wanted him so bad omg
No. 589046
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>>589045VS now in Argylle. I'm still convinced seeing himself every day on set for this flop was the reason he humbled himself enough to settle down and start a family lol
No. 589057
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>>589025Based MacFadyen enjoyer. I haven’t seen the new Deadpool movie he was in because I don’t like capeshit (and hate Ryan Reynolds) but seeing him all roughed up in stills was nice.
No. 589072
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Jack Lowden as River Cartwright in Slow Horses. He reminds me a lot of Simon Pegg. I also just now found out he’s married to my waifu Saoirse Ronan, so that’s really cute, though I think she’s still a lot out of his league. This is going to sound so weird, but if they have kids they’ll be adorable.
No. 589309
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Random youtuber I found who is kinda cute
No. 589418
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Eric Barone, aka Concerned Ape, the creator of Stardew Valley. I was surprised to see that he's pretty cute. Everything that I've heard about him makes him sound like a sweet and all-around good guy, and he keeps updating the game just for the fans and the love of it.
No. 589589
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mark sandman RIP. drop dead gorgeous
No. 589604
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Please nonitas, don't sage itt. I love to see it bumped
Thread tax
No. 589858
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No. 589860
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No. 589861
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No. 589862
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No. 589892
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i think spaceghostpurpp is very attractive (even cute in some pics, picre;), a seemingly very unpopular opinion to everyone besides like, kreayshawn.
he activates my "i can fix him" instinct. i'll treat you properly my bpd princess just call me purpp…….sigh
No. 589896
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There's a long long long list of what I want to do to this man… Even bald he's cute. Betty was crazy for not picking him, his cocky little personality is to die for. I'm so obsessed and there's nothing for me to feed off kek, I just know he eats pussy like a starved dog
No. 589900
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O, to get oneself lost within the evergreen forest of his eyes
No. 589918
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oh nonnas, im truly going through it after i rewatched Beverly Hills Cop again
No. 589920
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He looks like a corpse I want to fuck him
No. 589929
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>>589072BASED,I love him too (and her). I prefer him more clean shaven, he looks so cute and his nose has so much character imo
No. 589988
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Recent Chris and Zac pic, Chris looking extra fuckable in loud ass shoes, I so badly want to watch him jerk off, thighs spread, panting and sweaty while I get him to edge himself and make him beg me to let him cum
No. 589992
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james marriott and willne - i think they're both cute even though willne looks like randall from monsters inc
No. 590025
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No. 590122
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Grrrr
No. 590142
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He is a retarded pos and a cow but also kind of a hottie. Love listening to his insane rants
No. 590167
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>>589918filmography binge time it is. had to see Fast Times At Ridgemont High and omg he, i made it through the movie only for him
i never really liked fast times bc all things aside i can't stand sean penn's ugly mug for longer than a second.
i can confirm this is going to turn into obsession. i gotta go see another movie
No. 590173
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Oi Master, whip me up something
No. 590174
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>>589766I'm glad someone else likes him too. He was so fucking cute.
No. 590185
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He’s still really cute to me,had a thing for him since I was like 8
No. 590198
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>>5901851999-2002 is my favorite era, I guess when he was playing the Slim Shady character, but I was still crushing on him up to The Eminem Show.
No. 590204
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His thighs inthose pants, what a slut.
>>589991Last thread I posted Chris, warms my heart to know we were notable within previous threads for wanting to fuck Chris and friends excluding Cory.
>>590157Zach and his wolverine leather jacket he wears to every single fucking event he attends, the confidence he now has made him a lot cuter I won’t lie
No. 590288
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RIP cutie
No. 590707
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>he will never lightly lift up and hug me this tightly
GIWTWM part 100
No. 590708
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>>590707Also this photo from a few months ago is driving me mad in a good way. Spoilering because chest hair. Doublely ashamed because he's 44 here.
No. 590752
>>590707Never say never, nona kek
>>590708He honestly looks good for his age. I thought he was younger
No. 590808
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I never knew Axl Rose was so pretty, he makes me want to learn more about 80s hair metal
No. 590881
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I just love how he randomly goes to these smaller venues and does surprise micro performances. There's something so genuine about it, just pure love for music. And I just love when he sings blues and soul. It would be a treat to my ears and eyes to watch him singing something jazzy as well.
No. 590899
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>>590167because i'm insane i watched another Judge Reinhold movie, "Head Office". it's a satirical comedy about mega corps, surprisingly didn't age that poorly or lose much actuality (and has a priceless Rick Moranis cameo btw).
overall not bad, and i'd do so so much for Reinhold's giant stupid eyes. now onto another one hehe.
No. 591016
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My type is unfortunately mediocre white boys in indie bands.
No. 591114
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jarvis!
still waiting for my more vinyl i preordered months ago…
No. 591213
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Jack Depp
No. 591308
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I'm attracted to this painting
No. 591427
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>>591416Hes conventionally attractive but yeah I’ve been obsessed with him since I saw the movie he’s very cute and seems a lil submissive which I like. In the Superman movie he gets his ass kicked a lot and has really sexy High pitched screams that get me going. Also he has lots of sex scenes with older which is hot to me
No. 591432
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He's SO fucking pathetic and deranged i love it, I can match his freak
No. 591439
>>591434I prefer him clean shaven but I must admit he was hot af in Pearl. Also he seems nice and kind but I can’t watch his interviews without cringing because he seems so fake and millennial quirk chungus and I know that’s what the higher ups want him to be but it still sets off my fight or flight
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>>591436Are u srsly pretending that no man is as evil as homelander
No. 591448
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>>591439I prefer how he looked on Pearl even though he played a sleazy pervert. James Gunn also saw the vision because he decided to cast him after seeing that film.
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No. 591732
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I'm so obsessed. I listen to his YouTube videos so I can hear him groan and gasp while lifting weights.