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No. 532581

Post men who are unconventionally attractive, gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

Previous thread: >>>/g/475475

No. 532598

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i still have in fact not gotten over him.

No. 532605

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No. 532609

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love him since that marathon

No. 532622

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Read about the lebanese civil war lately and unfortunately I've developed a weird love-hate obsession over bashir gemayel. I hate him cause he was a fascist warlord and a slimy turncoat, and yet I can't stop staring at his soft, plump face and listen to his faggoty, velvety voice. I wish I could fuck him and then beat the shit out of him. Apparently he was so hot his mistress decided to write a whole book about their affair (which I'm reading right now). I'm so ashamed nonnas, I hope I can heal soon.

No. 532633

>ugly threadpic goes out
>uglier threadpic comes up
fuck this shit

No. 532798

>thumbnail in the OP

No. 532811

>>532633
This is the designated ugly man thread unfortunately.

No. 532847

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I know very little about this guy but he's cute

No. 532890

File: 1745198384731.gif (1.1 MB, 266x353, Tumblr_l_896290793971576.gif)

new thread, old thirst

No. 532908

I'm stoned and ovulating and I want to fuck Beck from the Where It's At (Two Turntables and a Microphone) music video so badly

No. 532935

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>>498637 I thought so too until I came across his profile.I thought his animations were neat until I found out he’s a polyfag because of course he’s a whore .Massive clit killer and his stuff just comes off as skeevy now

No. 532987

I am offput by the subhuman in the threadpic

No. 532998

>Caveman womanbeater as thread pic
Survival of the fittest were meant to weed people like you out.

No. 533000

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What the fuck am I gonna do now that hockey season's over

No. 533018

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>>532041
meh most of them don't really suit it unless they're already extra attractive from the start. i kinda like 'faggy' looking men if they're not actual fags (ironically a lot of real fags keep themselves hairy). what category do the men who alternate between hairy/shaved fall into? like how some actors shave for roles but stay hairy in their spare time. idk anything about this guy just wanted to post something kek

No. 533136

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His voice is so hot…

No. 533281

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I think my yellow fever is returning.

No. 533288

>>533281
why did it ever go away lmao

No. 533299

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>>533288
I fell in love with a non asian man that looked like my husbando. I used to have terrible yellow fever but now I don't care at all about Asian men. The only time it flares up is when I see a really cute Japanese moid irl, I'm not interested in other ethnicities or celebrities like before

No. 533389

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Big nose gang rise up. Bonus points for wonky eye, I like my moids medium level ugly

No. 533400

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i miss the 90s when guys used too much hair gel and had slutty piercings

No. 533830

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I love it when guys have their thighs out,it makes me feel like a carnivore.I wish he would’ve worn slutty lederhosen more often .

No. 533847

>>533830
is that the ugly rat man from the german pedophile's band? Correct thread.

No. 533925

>>533847
He’s more weasel than rat,what did Schneider do?

No. 534153

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Sorry

No. 534163

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inspired by the nona in the confession thread

No. 534177

>>533830
based flake enjoyer

No. 534181

>>534163
real as fuck

No. 534187

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>>534181
he looks violently autistic sometimes but thats part of the charm

No. 534219

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Jon Bernthal is so sexy to me, I like how typically masculine and brutish he looks. I'm excited to watch his new movies this month.
I know he's a typical shitty moid but I can't help it, it's probably his Neanderthalian brain

No. 534220

>>534163
i'm seeing posts about death in june in excess over the past week. either some strange cosmic event is happening to me or some kind of thing happened in death in june fandom. did a new album release or something? what is he?

No. 534221

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>>534187
i agree, 70s and 80s douglas was pretty sexo. now he's old, gay and fat. very sad state of affairs

No. 534265

>>534221
they should ban gay men from turning 50

No. 534289

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>>534221
But, What Ends When The Scales Shatter?

No. 534312


No. 534383

>>534289
KEK true jump scare

No. 534388

>>534289
ballerina cappuccina pose

No. 534391

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Terry Jones… beautiful intelligent talented sensitive dark Welshman… uohghhh .. he looked prehistoric… perfect thick hair.. there are rumours that he was a top shagger in the 70s I completely understand. Rip

No. 534393

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No. 534407

>>532609
Kek he's pretty much the posterchild of this type of threads

No. 534525

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>>534163
Shame he is a literal cocksucking homosexual

No. 534529

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please please please please please

No. 534534

>>534529
He needs to be manhandled.

No. 534536

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>>534153
I got you.

No. 534537

File: 1745399398453.png (131.99 KB, 686x574, DouglasPedo.png)

>>534221
>>534525
He likes to get fucked by grandpas too. Nasty. Also, check this shit out. Fags are so mentally ill.

No. 534550

>>534537
This is just standard faggotry. Moids gonna moid

No. 534553

>>534550
Yeah, part of his whole shtick is being open about his faggotry and degeneracy but confessing to enjoying being molested as a kid wasn't something I was expecting kek. He used to be handsome, sure, but I could never actually find him attractive knowing he enjoyed getting plowed by grandpas. It doesn't help that I've seen clips of the porn he starred in where he is fucking a really ugly fat old man (and which he later told his fans about how he got infected with crabs from that).

No. 534557

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>>534553
>and which he later told his fans about how he got infected with crabs from that).
Kekkkkk
I wish there were enough of us to start a Di6/post-industrual/neo-folk thread

No. 534561

>>534537
Gay scrote endorsing pedophilia because he gets to be on the giving end now. Tale as old as time.
>>534553
>porn he starred in where he is fucking a really ugly fat old man
Was that not Boyd Rice? Or is the PI/Neofolk scene way more degenerate than I thought it was?
>>534557
There are at least four of us

No. 534567

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>>534561
Boyd Rice isn't gay but he did take get pegged in a Collapsing Scenery video. There are nudes floating around of Douglas' saggy balls and gut from his Gaydar profile but they're so terrible that not enough people have saved them and made them easy to find nowadays. He's very proud of his short stint in fat old man porn.

No. 534572

>>534553
>death in june porn
i wish i didnt have eyes

No. 534575

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>>534537
Him being molested explains all of DI6 tbqf
>>534557
I think theres enough of us for a little containment thread


Thinking about Gainsbourg again , such an uglyhot classic. If only he wasnt a nonce

No. 534583

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>>534572
I wouldn't even call it Death In June porn because there is no Nazi shit, funny masks, or anything else DIJ. Just Douglas and some ugly ass old fat men sucking each other's STD-riddled anuses and other nasty fag shit. Doug tried to hype it up and promote this crap by claiming one of the fatasses is an Ernst Roehm lookalike kek. By the way, I found the awful porn if anyone here is curious and wants to torture themselves. It's as putrid and awful as I remember. Don't click if you don't want to be hit with an immediate thumbnail featuring sad-looking old man ass:
https://archive.org/details/end-of-the-road

No. 534585

>>534583
I'm never going to be able to listen to Di6 again without thinking of this, whywhywhy?

No. 534586

I’ve revived the neo-folk thread on /m/ nonas. Let’s spare this thread of any more haggard nazi asses

No. 535384

>>534536
Genuinely would tbh

No. 535396

>>534583
Damn I have a few pics of the guy saved where he has the mask on because I thought he looked sexy but reading these posts has kinda soured it lol. I really wish he didnt get molested as a kid, so disgusting and sad

No. 535499

>>535396
Faggots are truly an alien species. It's not the first time I've seen one confess enjoying being molested and seeing nothing wrong with it. Utterly mind-boggling.

No. 535590

>>533830
Same. I wish more men wore shorts. I cant even look at his walled face because i am hyperfocused on those thigs.

No. 535591

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This cringe butterfaced chinese guy some nonna posted on the you cringe you lose thread

No. 535632


No. 535757

>>535632
NTA, but you're obviously just racist against Russians

No. 535760

>>535757
that's based

No. 536091

jhonen vasquez's voice pisses me off, why does this 50 year old man have such a cute voice

No. 536243

>>533830
who is this

No. 537030

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I should be shot
>>536243
That's Flake, he's a keyboard player for Rammstein who lives his life being fake raped by pedophile serial abuser and massive BPD cow Till Lindeman

No. 537643

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Only when he was young and working at id.
Anyway stop making these gay ass plushies and go back to making vidya you faggot!!! New Alice never ever…

No. 537653

>>537643
Are you literally me? I always thought he was cute, especially there with the NIN shirt. There were quite a few cute guys at id software in the 90s actually, and cute guys who listened to NIN… not anymore. It's a shame tech bros are such faggots now.

No. 537692

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oh noo you can't be rude to your LA girlfriend while sporting an ugly top knot with your hair half down haha you're so sexy

No. 537748

>>532622
craziest one here, this is such a specific choice and I do not respect you for it

No. 537887

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>>534153
i can offer you his younger version

No. 538023

>>537887
I respect all the women who are now openly admitting being attracted to ancient Catholic ghost people. Not because I'm attracted to them, I'm not, it's just the sincerity of it is hilarious

No. 538028

>>534221
>>534187
Am I brainrotted for thinking this guy isn't an unconventional attraction? He looks pretty hot in like a normal sense in both these pictures

No. 538038

>>537887
Lmao, are you Polish? I thought they look alike too

No. 538043

>>537887
I thought this was a twitch streamer at first glance

No. 538059

>>538038
tak, nie mogę tego odwidzieć od kiedy ktoś ich porównał

No. 538078

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>>532609
What is is about men from the Caucasus?

No. 538119

>>538028
He still belongs itt because of everything else about him
>average, gross, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation.

No. 538277

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>>537643
he is cute and i feel so much sympathy for his parental trauma.

i put him in the same category of jhonen vasquez as cute alt guys who made goth-ish art and had female characters that weren't shit

No. 538278

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miss this era of time

No. 538297

>>534391
this made me chimp out. i came here just to post him but you beat me to it. good taste, i salute

No. 538298

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No. 538306

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>>532581
Posting my husband Paul Dano. I prefer my men like my chocolate though, so I had to edit him to make him perfect.(bait)

No. 538337

>>538306
i beg your pardon?

No. 538345

>>538277
I miss younger Jhonen. Now he's lame, old, and less cute. Can he please finally redeem himself and make more JtHM already

No. 538351

>>538298
>>538306
this is some 'fugee shit

No. 538468

>>538306
does look better than dano kek

No. 538472

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Can't stop thinking about this uggo

No. 538473

>>538472
Nona get help

No. 538474

>>538473
It'll pass…

No. 538503

>>538472
Billions must hope

No. 538775

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Whore.

No. 538781

>>538472
I'm out of the loop, who is this? He has dead eyed autism so I'm assuming he's a mass shooter

No. 538797

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>>538781
He's the guy chudjak is based on I believe

No. 538802

>>538781
Yeah he's a mass shooter

No. 538843

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>>538297
My sister

No. 538854

>>538472
>>538797
I didn't even recognize him, holy shit. Patrick Crusius.

No. 538899

>>533389
Who is this guy? I also get the appeal

No. 538934

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I'm strangely attracted to Jon Bernthal.

No. 538964

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Nathan looked so cute curled up on the bed. I feel like I would be given weird looks for saying in public I find Nathan Fielder attractive. Excited I get more content of him for the next five weeks.

No. 538999

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men with noses like this look so cute to me.

No. 539255

>>533281
>>533299
I get it nona. But i wish i didnt

No. 539273

>>533281
>>533299
Someone please post that one Miyazaki pic. You know the one.

No. 539626

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No. 539712

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No. 539713

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No. 539714

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No. 539717

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No. 539721

>>538999
What is wrong with you? Assuming you're even a woman(scrotefoiling)

No. 539722

Farmhands need to hide this thread like they did with XX, first time visiting lolcow today and the pictures are all uggo moids(hide the thread)

No. 539740

>>539721
can't see why that post would stand out to you most from everything in this thread.
i like finnish moids and find their accents hot, it's simple as that. not everyone can be a luigifag.

No. 539803

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The things I would do to you!

No. 539806

>>539803
I thought that was Robert Pattinson in The Lighthouse for a second

No. 539809

>>539803
Have you seen his nudes

No. 539820

>>539712
>>539713
>>539714
>>539717
Why couldn't kpop be this instead?

No. 539846

>>539809
Of course I have

No. 539857

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>>539820
Viktor Tsoi is certainly WAY more attractive than this guy but what you wrote reminded me of this post kek, spoiler and polite sage for off topic.

No. 540088

>>539713
>>539820
Hard agree, kino > kpop any day of the week

No. 540411

Just watched The Accountant 2 and The Amateur in cinemas which both starred Jon Bernthal. Both movies were really enjoyable ♥

No. 540416

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>>540411
they had a very extended scene of him prancing around in his tight underwear while being anxious about making a phone call, this movie was made for me!

No. 540418

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>>538934
yeah he's very sexy nonna

No. 540604

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Losing my grip on sanity. I feel ill. This is bad…

No. 540669

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Absolute fanfic, but I can see it and I want it

No. 540670

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This fucking troglodyte from the art salt thread. He's a Twitter animator/artist (who went to Calarts, gross) but has the face of an Armenian WWI soldier, traumatized by what he saw in the years 1915–1917. And he's just on fucking Twitter drawing anime girls and troonchasing. Life's so fucking unfair. Still would, obvs.

No. 540671

>>540670
I was thinking “would” until I read troonchasing. He’s been sullied, get rid of him.

No. 540673

>>540670
I thought he was mainly just into men?
I only see his posts about guys he's dating on tumblr.

No. 540731

>>540670
He is really perfect. Too bad he's like that.

No. 540826

>>540670
He would literally make a perfect medic from tf2 cosplay

No. 540829

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I'm ashamed because he's a degenerate

No. 540831

>>540829

Same, nona. Was obsessed with him over quarantine before he went off the deep end. He's such an autistic loser(learn2integrate)

No. 540834

>>540829
Who is this and why are they skinwalking pyrocynical?

No. 540836

File: 1745959164323.jpeg (12.61 KB, 214x317, i.jpeg)

I need him so bad. It's not funny, I can't ever seem to find moids who look like this or moids with the decency to be 6'3

>>540669
Nonna I grew up near Wicklow and I can confirm this is probably true. A lot of people (who he's still friends with) tell stories like this about him all the time, he was (is?) a walking talking irl manifestation of 2015 1D imagines in the most embarrassing ways from what I've been told kek.

No. 540839

>>538899
It's James Russell

No. 540875

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>>540836
Oh nonnie, you're enabling my limerence now
I want to go back in time and meet the weird nerdy Andy in uni. Nowadays he seems to be going for a more serious rockstar Dante Alighieri allegory making image, but I know the unseriousness and weird tendencies is still there somewhere. I'd love to unearth it

No. 540948

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Chris Messina in Sharp Objects as Detective Richard Willis the end of episode 5 when Camille knocks on his motel door and the tension between them finally breaks ughhhh

No. 540949

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Enzo in his twenties did go hard.

No. 541160

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The things i would do to this old, obsessive autist. My oldest crush and i'm not even ashamed

No. 541226


No. 541238

>>541226
I don't really understand you but you're based

No. 541248

>>541226
KEKKKK nona thanks

No. 541321

>>532598
You definitely should kek

No. 541407

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I’m very ashamed of myself

No. 541408


No. 541409

>>541226
Why does he sound like a tif.

No. 541416

>>538934
I had the same issue when i first watched daredevil. Idk what it was, maybe the fact that he was so strangely gentle with women despite being a psycho.

No. 541497

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>>541321
i just don't feel like your argument is very strong here. unless you mean that i should hit it, in which case yes i absolutely should.

No. 542089

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No. 542094

>>542089
finally, a man that can carry your children for you

No. 542164

>>542089
Nonnita, I'm curious- is it the belly that does it for you? Like is it specifically his body type/face or is there something else that draws you to him?

No. 542175

>>541409
He has an angelic soft voice that's why

No. 542202

>>540948
real as fuck

No. 542237

>>537748
He can't be a crazier choice than dzokhar tsarnaev kek

No. 542296

File: 1746137382156.jpeg (17.76 KB, 392x262, IMG_0710.jpeg)

This egg head, maybe watching too much law and order.

No. 542329

File: 1746138354343.jpg (Spoiler Image,54.53 KB, 736x1202, 1000045291.jpg)

i want to make christmas cards for the mentally ill with him

No. 542352

>>542296
no you're absolutely right and should keep watching

No. 542369

>>542164
It's his jew face and charisma

No. 542413

File: 1746142285349.jpg (1.21 MB, 3265x2217, Louis Garrel (1).jpg)

I don't know whether he was posted before in one of the threads but this. This.
Literal perfection of a man, can't imagine anyone hotter than him even when I consciously try. Reminds me of Antinous but even better looking. He drives me crazy.
Alas, twink death wasn't kind to him, and my taste in general is a curse.

No. 542415

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No. 542430

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No. 542538

>>542430
Sad times we're at that this guy has to be posted here because the anons in the attractive thread are a bunch of whiny fags

No. 542552

>>542538
It's okay, anon, I don't mind it. I'm rightfully expelled from there as a member of "we love big noses" gang.

No. 542597

>>542413
oh shit he's hot

No. 542689

>>541407

Same nonna, wish he didn't look like he is heavily pregnant tho

No. 543394

>>541407
You need help

No. 543415

File: 1746229142853.mp4 (1.07 MB, 576x762, 5de7884c655619f6a87d211a98d261…)

Contributing big nose to apologise for my autism.
>>542413
>>542415
>>542430
what do you mean he's barred from the hot guy thread?? He is objectively so attractive. I might be biased because I'm also a member of big nose moid enjoyer gang (rival gang to the crips & bloods)

No. 543427

>>538472
6 months of prison maxxing turned him into a chad

No. 543428

File: 1746231625321.jpg (2.01 MB, 2000x3000, John-J-Mearsheimer-0824-5.jpg)

>>541160
>>541226
I can't stand his squeaky voice, so for me it's Mearsheimer

No. 543438

File: 1746233023061.mp4 (1.3 MB, 576x576, tumblr_sfrtrjXHDp1rag9fv.mp4)

I would post this video in the hand appreciation thread, but it shows face. So here's a crossover

No. 543523

>>543427
No it didn't. He's trying so hard to look like Jim Morrison but he's still got soy deposits all over his face.

No. 543843

File: 1746292240921.jpg (1.88 MB, 2845x3016, 20250503_142915.jpg)

IT'S HAPPENING ANONS AAAAAAA

No. 544078

File: 1746308992422.webp (54.17 KB, 1200x900, 0_Islam-Makhachev.jpg)

>>532581
Islam and Khabib OTP

No. 544229

File: 1746320219374.jpg (234.13 KB, 1507x634, Untitled.jpg)

pretty much everyone in this film was hot

>>542296
i love him in oz! my favorite role of his

No. 544410

File: 1746334486925.jpg (526.68 KB, 2182x1378, 1000004292.jpg)

>>544408
His nose is getting bigger every year which is ideal for a nose fetishist like me. I love his eyes and bunny teeth. I adore how evil and impish he looks when he smiles, and how his endearing Nordic autism enrages and confuses his American fans. This look was so retarded but I need him so bad. Even with that founding father ass hair I would smash until he couldn't walk. Why can't I stop being in love with him. Still feeling it everytime I see him. God.

No. 544414

>>538078
me in the middle

No. 544416

File: 1746334878612.jpg (253.81 KB, 1080x1158, 1000004293.jpg)

>why yes I have a thing for charming 80 IQ roidpig himbos with highly addictive personalities, how could you tell?

No. 544418

File: 1746335430576.jpeg (45.44 KB, 736x736, The Dreamers.jpeg)

>>542413
Nonnie I watched this shitty movie only for him. Louis Garell is one of the prettiest men on earth.

No. 544474

>>544418
wow hes beautiful

No. 544527

>>544418
>Big nose
>Cigarette
>Artsy movies
Might as well wear a shirt saying "I'm French"

No. 544708

File: 1746388139008.jpg (201.58 KB, 720x912, Jelp6.jpg)

Lowkey embarrased about this one even though Ive posted much worse. Jabroni mike is a cumbrained screaming bald italian scrote yes of course but I love how tired and miserable he looks, not to mention that he has that signature ex drug addict fleur. I love men who are depressed and past their prime, I think for me its the humiliation aspect of it all, like I want them to feel old and pathetic in comparsion to me.

No. 544816

File: 1746396382453.jpg (177.68 KB, 1280x1600, 18b15d3697e1409dbbac7bb0a30f67…)

>>544708
I find Jobel pretty attractive, because he's the only streamer scrote that genuinely makes me laugh and that I find likeable. I hope he keeps the hat on in photos or just doesn't take face pics in general though, because his hairline is pretty horrific.

No. 544818

>>544527
kek true

No. 544828

>>544816
Joel is also hot personality wise but I find him to be less attractive becayse of his popularity (I am a retarded contrarian) I also feel like he has more of a curated persona than mike which makes him seem less authentic and therefore slightly less fuckable

No. 544843

File: 1746398098988.jpeg (36.72 KB, 625x466, IMG_3148.jpeg)

He’s such a cutie

No. 544962

File: 1746407790959.jpg (42.43 KB, 350x525, YM.jpg)

something's very wrong with me….

No. 545844

File: 1746488107862.jpg (55.44 KB, 736x737, 1000002662.jpg)

I would fuck Bob Odenkirk/Saul and (a lot less shamefully) Giancarlo Esposito/Gus

No. 545845

File: 1746488140526.jpg (116.64 KB, 736x771, 1000002661.jpg)


No. 545853


No. 545860

File: 1746489291162.jpg (278.23 KB, 900x650, Korniliy_2.jpg)

>>534536
Based nona

No. 545868

>>545845
Aw I miss Gus anon

No. 545873

>>545868
I actually didn't start watching BB until recently so it took me years to realize how funny/cool gusanon was

No. 545915

>>545845
Gus is my bossbando… I want him to be my boss so bad.

No. 546091

File: 1746523484085.jpeg (36 KB, 691x444, IMG_8940.jpeg)


No. 546261

File: 1746549151738.jpg (42.37 KB, 650x366, josie.jpg)

Not usually into criminals but damn he's cute

No. 546279

File: 1746549962658.jpg (58.66 KB, 564x507, GPsDpGkXcAAXPh4.jpg)

Cute manatee, I want him to play piano to me, I would ask him to play Rachmaninoff or Liszt to me just for the extra damage
>>542089
Thank you, nona. You have made me feel less worse over my UMA

No. 546405

File: 1746560621497.jpg (51.14 KB, 487x732, tumblr_f499fc5b522ed88fc580e1a…)

He's 6'3 and lanky it makes up for a lot. I actually think a lot of men who are unconventional attractions are tall? It fixes something
>>544708
I had no idea Jabroni Mike and Pedro Pascal were visibly the same genre of man??

No. 546583

File: 1746575148604.jpg (274.69 KB, 1828x2560, 78020001214003.jpg)

It was my moid's birthday a few days ago, I hope he had a good time

No. 546612

>>546405
>I had no idea Jabroni Mike and Pedro Pascal were visibly the same genre of man??
Nah mike is uglier than him, this is just a particularly photogenic (by sad old man standarts) shot that Ive snapped of him while rewatching one of his streams.

No. 546629

File: 1746577287970.jpeg (959.41 KB, 1125x1614, IMG_8673.jpeg)

He was so cute. Too bad he’s an agp creep.

No. 546737

>>546629
NO…. Tell me you're lying wtf.

No. 546749

File: 1746582941685.png (368.26 KB, 640x578, IMG_8676.png)

>>546737
Plus his mom talking about how he used to steal her clothes.

No. 546826

File: 1746589482637.jpg (128.61 KB, 736x1218, 9b0f8ebfc8cf99fd0b82385dc624cd…)

God

No. 546912

File: 1746597540476.jpg (42.07 KB, 500x688, 804fbbbf74bafa5ca46505b12e9bf2…)

>>533389
>big nose
>wonky eye
>medium ugly
you just described my husbando nonnie

No. 546989

File: 1746602293287.png (173.58 KB, 1264x777, 531.png)

>>546749
Plus this (Pixie was 16 for context). As expected for someone who's bffs with Russell brand

No. 546993

>>538277
>>538278
Based choice nona. I was also always weirdly attracted to Jhonen, I miss the days when goth guys were like this

No. 546996

>>545844
Same for Bob/Saul. I thought he was hot in Better Call Saul for some reason and felt confused about it kek. But Bob Odenkirk is a great writer and actor too

No. 547007

>>546912
this ones cute

No. 547091

>>546989
Damn, didn’t know he was best friends with that rapist creep. I only knew him from GBBS and the IT crowd and he seemed so harmless and nice. Trusting moids, not even once.

No. 547157

File: 1746632028214.jpg (50.95 KB, 640x642, tumblr_20ba9a8850ef70c03e46af4…)

>>546912
Only the realest understand the big nose wonky eye medium ugly triangle is the true peak of moids. We are sisters, whoever you are, nonna

No. 547187

File: 1746635261479.jpg (6.35 KB, 227x222, 345434654.jpg)

>>546912
Hey Jude era Paul McCartney phenotype (with a little less nose, unfortunately, I am also schnoz enjoyer)

No. 547293

File: 1746640127543.webm (708.66 KB, 1220x720, over (1).webm)

My Finnish ADHD faggot retard husbando hasn't been online in over a month and I'm sad and worried.

No. 547296


No. 547875

File: 1746681729889.jpg (18.52 KB, 400x400, EoQN1CIw_400x400.jpg)

>mom says its my turn to play xbox

No. 547884

File: 1746682231614.jpg (64.07 KB, 564x576, 16222bbcf87f9fcd73273253f9b3a6…)

>>547007
Rufus Sewell, nonnie. I love him in Dark City, it's a 90s neo-noir flick.

>>547157
I see you and I hear you. I've spent years searching for this type of man, but alas, to no avail.

>>547187
ew

No. 547885

>>547884
youre in the ugly man thread, dumbass

No. 547892

File: 1746683238480.jpg (75.16 KB, 720x674, 201111539.jpg)

>>547885
>post a man who is gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for his reputation in the "men who are gross, unattractive, average, ugly, creepy/weird, or shameful for their reputation" thread
>"ew nonna wtf is wrong with you why do you like cavemen/faggots/uggos/retarded scrotes, you should be crucified"
Every time.

No. 547902

>>547892
It's because he flies directly in the face of her core values by having a creepy tiny nose instead of nice big one

No. 547906

>>547902
some of us nonas have large noses and prefer men with creepy tiny noses to contrast with our own genes. hybrid vigour.

No. 547919

>>547906
never thought about it that ways but you're right

No. 547927

>>547296
A high risk almost-troon obssessed with Forsen

No. 548105

File: 1746726269737.jpg (151.76 KB, 1197x580, burger pope.jpg)


No. 548107

>>548105
sadly as we're not little boys on here nonna, he won't be interested

No. 548135

>>547293
Femboy alcoholic?

No. 548138

File: 1746729899336.jpg (41.32 KB, 736x490, 1000030178.jpg)


No. 548146

File: 1746730476306.jpg (56.51 KB, 720x960, 06f536dc8414b3520fd87f72058d1f…)

Take me to church

No. 548171

>>548105
too soon

No. 548179

File: 1746733539617.mp4 (2.35 MB, 576x1024, 1746591092892847.mp4)


No. 548184

File: 1746734733333.jpg (387.83 KB, 1023x512, gore-clinton.jpg)

yes, Al Gore

No. 548192

>>548138
idk who this guy is but his look reminds me of a gnc woman i had a crush on in college kek, including the suit

No. 548222

File: 1746739381115.jpg (931.33 KB, 1200x1800, 1000030199.jpg)

>>548192
Crispin Glover, the one who played George McFly in Back to the Future

No. 548486

File: 1746771947334.jpg (26.46 KB, 469x343, 925781c5e056b85c8054f6cebb96cc…)

>>548105
Nonna I think you would enjoy (young) Paul Landers

No. 548488

>>548135
dont act like you know him bitch

No. 548520

>>548222
The issue isn't him being unconventional, it's him being the creepiest man alive and commissioning nazi lolicon for his album cover. Just ew

No. 548527

>>548520
Successful and attractive men who arent married always give me the ick. They're usually pedophiles and thats why no woman stuck with them.

No. 548537

File: 1746780891221.jpg (20.57 KB, 225x300, 1000000872.jpg)

>>548527
I wouldn't call Crispin Glover successful nor attractive but that's just me

No. 548540

>>548537
Actually thankful it's become much harder to find the artwork on Google images but yes, he did commission a naked little girl holding a riding crop into her vagina while wearing fetish Nazi regalia. He had Trevor Brown paint it. Men belong in hell.

No. 548571

>>548520
Damn I didn't know that anon, that's disgusting. I literally didn't know anything about hin except the fact he played in BttF

No. 548587

>>548527
Unfortunately there’s too many women who have no problem partnering with pedos.

No. 548640

>>547293
who is this? share with the class

No. 548674

>>548488
She's right though

No. 548685

File: 1746810073411.jpg (142.41 KB, 658x720, 3298699_53769.jpg)

Help me I can’t stop thinking about Chris Messina

No. 548688

File: 1746810358845.mp4 (13.97 MB, 720x1280, AQOmvNUWSguJ1o2ZRpTgtKnQyHP3eB…)

Man in hospital suffering. Hot. I think he's Italian but I'm not sure.

No. 548707

>>532605
I hope you're joking. Also who is this?

No. 548856

File: 1746828225938.jpg (223.01 KB, 1063x1600, 1000035487.jpg)


No. 549030

>>548856
Can I ask why?

No. 549048

File: 1746841899318.jpg (5.75 KB, 189x267, 1000005729.jpg)

I'd like to get to know ya so I could show ya
Put the pussy on ya like I told ya
Give me all your numbers so I can phone ya
Your girl acting stank, then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture

No. 549140

File: 1746848432266.jpeg (154.17 KB, 1266x1900, C4453946-6FA6-4898-AFAC-1CF396…)

which city in germany can i find moids like this with white milky mustaches

No. 549312

File: 1746863004760.jpg (210.35 KB, 736x1308, 26c216db20cc3d9a6b9645fee1b14f…)

I asked my mum if she ever had a crush that nobody else understood and she gave me the most based answer

No. 549316

File: 1746863140561.jpeg (5.48 KB, 201x251, images-4.jpeg)

And I don't blame her because lanky big nose schizo nerd is God tier taste. It's sad that she was born too early to have a husbando, she would have thrived

No. 549422

>>548537
NTA but I would call him attractive, and I would not call starring in mass-produced Hollywood slop over and over to the point everyone becomes fatigued by the sight of your face "success", and his not doing so hardly a lack of it.

No. 549434

File: 1746881657660.jpg (80.96 KB, 960x640, 1000003045.jpg)

>>548105
I could fix him

No. 549520

>>549140
Nonnie, the 70s are over everywhere on planet earth.

No. 549527

>>549520
Unfortunately

No. 549564


No. 549724

File: 1746897744620.jpg (107.46 KB, 736x951, b90ad38eb0653ec2da535985e0d51e…)

I hate how people worship this man, and hate how huge his body is, however when I saw this pic yesterday; I love him. Love those beautiful eyes.

No. 549735

File: 1746899461753.jpg (106.37 KB, 630x900, w1500_170206.jpg)

>>549422
It's not like he starred in many good movies either. Peculiar maybe, weird definitely. He's mostly known for being George McFly and a creepy mf from Charlie's Angels, not for starring in River's Edge or at least in the Willard remake.
Can't deny that he's got a super striking face, very unique and good for drawing practice. That's about it.

No. 549744

>>549724
lowkey need to grope his tits. he HAS to keep the mask on tho

No. 549745

>>549520
i wish that they werent. most modern men dress like shit and have shit haircuts

No. 549765

whys the pic in the OP Islam Makchaev as if hes "unconventional"?

No. 549766

>>549765
Anon… he looks like a Neanderthal

No. 549767

>>549434
Goddamn would convert to Catholicism for him (when he was young only kek)

No. 549838

File: 1746930005260.png (1.61 MB, 1020x1080, tamers5-jpg.png)

i can no longer contain it. i think about him all the time. tamers12345 is hot i do not give a single fuck anymore

No. 549992

File: 1746994984153.webm (12.06 MB, 576x1024, tiktokio.com_Ulz0adXLmzzwr3dqy…)

He's been way too serious lately. I need to fuck him silly.

No. 549996

>>549520
But Cabaret is settled in the late 1920s/early 1930s

No. 550068

>>549735
Maybe he's interesting to look at if you didn't know his genes are just Yassified Inbred. He tried too hard to be quirky and his pedophilic/ shock value/ bigoted views were abhorred by everyone who wasn't an edgefag. I find his face ugly and cowardly, and you can see how deranged he is. He really thought he was hot shit.

No. 550090

File: 1747007336150.png (527.52 KB, 600x880, s-l1600.png)

stunning

No. 550096

>>548520
i don't doubt what you're saying but where is this? i don't see it on his music album art

No. 550117

File: 1747008778781.jpg (94.66 KB, 736x920, 5rtyguhbjn.jpg)


No. 550159

File: 1747012292486.jpg (257.61 KB, 1500x1000, 1000005740.jpg)

>>550117
А иногда он даже выглядел так, будто мылся.

No. 550162

>>550090
I need to watch The Hitcher

No. 550216

File: 1747017766792.jpg (1.02 MB, 1632x1056, Schon_Magazine_daviddastmalchi…)

I feel so bad for thirsting after him because he has a wife. I need an exact replica of him made in a lab so I can sit on his face and rough him up, because he looks like a cutiepie covered in blood.

No. 550254

>>550159
NTA но он более ебабильный когда выглядит так будто бы живет в лесу
>>550216
>I feel so bad for thirsting after him because he has a wife
anon rules are made up and its not like hes ever gonna find out about this anyway

No. 550282

File: 1747022241157.gif (3.9 MB, 540x350, tumblr_75756d5e6d00790819a554f…)

>>550162
the hitcher is one of my favorite movies of all time. he's scary and sexy at the same time, it's fun watching him torment a cute twink

No. 550348

File: 1747027743582.png (362.41 KB, 1170x644, Gqiw0tsWMAAvRd5.png)

>>534153
Found his younger picture, maybe will convince some nonas

No. 550357

File: 1747029208893.jpg (1.03 MB, 801x1026, qt.jpg)

i am so obsessed with this cute manlet. i wanna bully him so badly

No. 550381

File: 1747032871562.jpeg (80.57 KB, 663x792, IMG_8109.jpeg)

>>550254
Kek, you’re right. I don’t know why my brain works like this. Picrel as thread tax — Hamish Linklater, another guy who looks cute covered in blood. He’s married to Lily Rabe, who is really involved in horror like him, which I find so cute for them.

No. 550443

>>550068
I mean, I've seen his father (also an actor) and he's literally a chimp. The only admirable thing about Glover was his beef with Zemeckis over usage of his likeness in Back to the Future sequel. His case did a lot for protection of actors' personality rights.
I don't think he's exactly a try hard edgelord in person, he's probably literally mental. If you've ever seen his interviews you just know he's not acting in movies - he's just being himself plus additional quirks. Still, with such a face him being a burning garbage personality-wise was such a disappointment.

No. 550634


No. 550794

>>548537
>>550634
holy fucking shit
moids be like "this is an edgy parody" and then present you child porn and nazis and klan members

No. 551741

#Gianni Matragrano.#
I feel soo shit for crushing on him bc he's married and it feels very disrespectful but ngl he's kinda cute. I can't help it, humble, funny, love the colombo impressions even if it is an online persona.
#Nice body too even if his weight alternated. Like me a guy who even if he's chubby has worked muscles. Breakfast lunch and dinner#(integrate)

No. 551747

File: 1747128119658.png (Spoiler Image,412.72 KB, 691x492, 022904055f37df85edd93c4c11c76e…)

Gianni Matragrano.
I feel soo shit for crushing on him bc he's married and it feels very disrespectful but ngl he's kinda cute.
Nice body too even if his weight alternated. Like me a guy who even if he's chubby has worked muscles. Breakfast lunch AND dinner

No. 551785

File: 1747132493746.webp (56.73 KB, 1048x1699, 07e290cdcc94a502b3a40172c5e019…)

>>549724
He has beautiful hands and nails for a moid
Also fuck you for reigniting this

No. 551799

>>551747
I don't know if this'll make you feel better or worse but the person he's married to is a TIM. I wouldn't care if he hypothetically cheated on another man tbh

No. 551824

>>551799
But in recent streams he refers to his partner as "wife", that's not very TIM. And even if she was it's pretty eh, they seem very regular. Not my place to insert my opinions in the realtionship of functional people.

No. 551837

>>551824
nona of course he's not gonna say husband, he's a pronoun respecter type

No. 551873

>>551837
I'm soo fucking confused, is she a TIM or a TIF
>the person he's married to is a TIM
>calls her "wife" on stream
so not a TIM, just a woman
>not gonna say husband…pronoun respecter
So it's a TIF

No. 551875

>>551873
kek basically he calls the dude "wife" to be respectful/go along with the gender shit, not because it's an actual she.

No. 551878

>>551875
This sounds way too convoluted for me to care or to think he's forcing himself to respect pronouns when it's obvious he geniuenly believes in it.

Anyway, my point is, I think he's hot and one of the very very few men i respect

Thanks for clearing it up nona.

No. 552033

File: 1747175087904.jpg (79.79 KB, 500x612, Tom_Waits_1973_Asylum_publicit…)

Tom Waits. I never found him attractive until watching interviews with him and seeing his demeanor. Also, his voice makes me think shameful things.

No. 552604

>>551799
absolutely shocking that this tranny pandering video game voice actor married one of them. brainwashed.

also i thought from the cap you were talking about this nerd but anyway he's my contribution

No. 552670

File: 1747219548517.jpg (68.49 KB, 675x1200, 97fa927190a31eb44630a127e34e77…)

ignore the femaleness, i find her very hot if i pretend she's a weird slutty male.(wrong thread)

No. 552724

>>540670
>Armenian WWI soldier, traumatized by what he saw in the years 1915–1917
He's so ugly but I need this. Your mind…

No. 552769

File: 1747237971793.webp (5.39 KB, 240x144, e6cb1db3-6189-4e43-9b75-ee310f…)

Tsarnaev brothers

No. 552775

>>549030
Kek that’s Caitlin Jenner before he trooned out. Good looking guy tbh

No. 552789

My morning ritual is looking at this sexy ass video

No. 552797

File: 1747240247144.jpg (22.91 KB, 599x399, Thomas lane.JPG)

One of the george floyd cops.

No. 552854

>>552769
tamerlan was so fucking ugly, dzhokhar was perfect. he probably looks like shit now, sad

No. 552861

>>552854

The female urge to give jahar a blunt in prision

No. 553085

File: 1747251553899.jpg (56.51 KB, 1078x842, tumblr_pv1uw7WnKC1srnum3o1_128…)

I'm depressed because my fiancé is talking to me while I'm tired home from work pls send big noses to help me unwind (I'm half ignoring him)

No. 553115

File: 1747252627124.jpg (45.5 KB, 736x490, 4ad617a82bbdf252b5783b9336a537…)

POV: We're going to our Netflix and Chill sesh down under

No. 553207

>>552769
I recall seeing even normie media making a point of mentioning Jahar's looks, so he almost borders on conventional kek, but I feel if they weren't terrorists then Tamerlan would be up the alley of our two or three churkanonna regulars of the thread.
Churkanonnas, any comments?

No. 553266

File: 1747257108769.jpg (19.97 KB, 213x300, actor-nat-wolff-319787_small.j…)

>>552769
Dzhokhar reminds me a lot of Nat Wolff, but it could just be from my autismo face blindness.

No. 554102

>>553266

He is whitewashed jahar lol

No. 554103

File: 1747321427136.jpg (7.07 KB, 203x152, images (3).jpg)

I still miss syd barrett

No. 554295

Seeing him ytp'd into a hardcore song is sexy as fuck

No. 555032

File: 1747385051929.png (1.4 MB, 1585x852, 1747366188428.png)

I think some moid in the Heather thread is jealous of positive attention that Goober is getting. Even in the 'worst' pics they could find of him he still looks cute lol.

No. 555053

>>555032
That bald patch…He's not monstrous but 'cute' is a stretch. Average/plain at best

No. 555085

>>555032
Not to shit on your taste but this guy isn't conventionally cute in the least unless you like ugly men with this specific look. From his so-so face structure, to his disgusting haircut, bald spot, ugly glasses, beard, fashion sense, camera angles. If he wasn't ugly already he sure is putting a lot of effort into it.
If you like it, fine, but you gotta admit that people aren't moids for not liking the specific kind of ugly guy you like.

No. 555088

>>555032
he reminds me of eminem

No. 555271

>>538472
Holy shit, legendary glow up. This is like the STAYVUN sunglass pics except it's real.

>>539712
This guy's hapa jsyk

>>545915
You want him to make you scrub the deep fryer over and over? Personally I'd prefer Lyle as my manager. He seems like the type to give you Friday off if you bat your eyelids at him.

>>553266
Well his brother did play him in the movie

No. 555408

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Yeah but he's so cute tho

>>555088
Eminem if he had no drip

No. 555424

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Why don't moids cut their hair like this anymore

No. 555431

File: 1747435363066.gif (2.77 MB, 500x300, dabe55694b9d6f9ca40f686e08fd5c…)

Hnggggg…

No. 555513

File: 1747438962677.webm (1.53 MB, 1280x720, ezgif-84e6a7fc29444c.webm)

HE'S TOO CUTE, I CAN'T

No. 556607

File: 1747550439295.webp (1.04 MB, 1536x1024, nathan-1536x1024.webp)

I would fuck Nathan Fielder so hard it's not even funny. I love his dry humor so much but besides that I don't even know why I find him attractive, he's not my usual type at all

No. 556695

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there's a 6 episode podcast he voiced for the bbc and i've been making it last for 3 months so far

No. 556759

>>555408

I think Eminem is convetionally atractive

No. 556760

>>555424

Fr, i miss the 70´s(integrate)

No. 556827

File: 1747586621975.jpg (140.98 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (9).jpg)

fancied him since i first saw him on tv when i was 5, still waiting for this pretty swedish lesbian moid to abduct me and take me to his 2D world

No. 556837

>>556607
Kek nonna I love hearing about crushes that are a complete wildcard. No matter what someone's type is, everyone has at least one Nathan Fielder who is somehow better than the rest of their attractions

No. 556841

>>556837
i thought nathan fielder is the token quirky guy that normie women say they have crushes on to feel special? kind of like michael cera.

No. 556845

>>556841
Ayrt I'm not saying it's specifically Nathan Fielder, I'm referencing that nonna said he's not even her type. "Everyone has their own Nathan Fielder" as in "everyone has their own really random stand out attraction"

No. 556866

File: 1747590918592.jpeg (65 KB, 634x691, IMG_8004.jpeg)

Young Anthony Bourdain

No. 556901

File: 1747599526739.jpeg (2 MB, 3072x3840, AA1EgXyc.jpeg)

He looks like an even dorkier James May or Jimmy Page these days but I want to ravage him so badly. He gives off such a gentle, subby vibe. I want him to be submissive to me. I want him to be my knight in shining armour from another century who lays there on our four post bed, stares up at me lovingly and softly strokes my breasts and body like an angel, while I ravage him and ride his dick into oblivion.

No. 556968

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>>556866
He was so fucking hot when he was younger; it's a shame he was a John.
>>556607
Holy shit, nonnie, you get me. I've had a crush on him since I was in high school because of his humor and how much I could relate to the autism he exudes. I saw some video of him yelling (I think it was an audition?) and, despite hating tard-rage men, I… really liked it…

No. 556971

>>556866
Anthony looked good until his last days imo. I think it was mostly his charisma though.

No. 556973

File: 1747607076907.gif (1.85 MB, 600x338, tumblr_a181234e3f249c9c4c55f2e…)

I need to fuck him. I need to fuck him. I need to fuck him.

No. 557081

>>556973
Who is this nonna? He's lovely.

No. 557146

File: 1747618522837.gif (9.88 MB, 540x480, tumblr_4e853687f043f92ad5ac20e…)

>>557081
David Dastmalchian! He's very sweet and talented. He used to be addicted to heroin before eventually getting sober. I think he's at 23 years now? Anyway, that was him playing Bob Taylor in "Prisoners", which is an awesome movie.

No. 557173

>>556759
When he was young definitely, but even then his absolute shit reputation would've placed him here

>>556827
>lesbian moid
???

No. 557359

File: 1747634977140.jpg (1 MB, 2731x4096, PORT 2025.jpg)

that was a sad sad weekend…

No. 557499

>>556968
nta but wdym he was a john? like he used hookers?

No. 557530

>>550443
>not a tryhard edgelord in person
He was long revered as a huge asshole in the industry and I'm sure the only reason that isn't known anymore is because he's faded into total obscurity. He tried to become famous when he was younger, pre-BTTF and flopped severely because of how off the wall he was. Made a movie with disability porn. Comissioned cp. Notoriously racist and weird. He's genuinely the male Emilie Autumn kek. I don't expect random people to know that but a resurfacing of his antics was popular in early 2010s so I saw a lot of cringe footage.

No. 557632

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No. 557691

File: 1747673822717.gif (8 MB, 432x540, Tumblr_l_178999981637703.gif)

>>533000
Samefag, I thought it was Joever but we're so Barack

No. 557885

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>>557173
when i was a little kid i actually thought morten harket was just a butch angular nordic woman with short hair. he also looked kind of like a aunt i had kek which added to the confusion. and in addition, my bald piece of shit dad also teased me and called me a lesbian for liking prettyboys, so for a few years i genuinely thought i was a lesbian. turns out i just had a jealous seething uggo dad who tried to gatekeep me from finding pretty men attractive.

No. 557911

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No. 557925

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>>557911
Arttu? (I can fix him)

No. 557927

>>557925
I wish I lived in Finland where all the men look like butches.

No. 557935

File: 1747695078049.jpg (198.73 KB, 820x1120, this is a transgender.jpg)

>>557925
nona KEK that's nettspend

No. 557960

File: 1747696747232.jpg (81.69 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (10).jpg)

>>557935
uncanny resemblance

No. 558089

File: 1747703378844.jpeg (405.53 KB, 1372x1963, IMG_4919.jpeg)

Once again…I need him carnally

No. 558696

>>558089
Am I misremembering, or was this the asshole cop in the TV adaptaton of Sharp Objects (except I think they made him nicer in the show than the book)?

No. 558777

File: 1747754485762.jpg (57.57 KB, 791x800, 1000031200.jpg)

Yep I think I entered my Hauer era…

No. 558845

>>558777
lovely renaissance prince

No. 558860

File: 1747760796425.jpg (207.41 KB, 1067x1600, 1000011049.jpg)

Zane Powell/ "Buddy" from the Wiggles is ridiculously handsome

No. 558861


No. 558949

>>558696
yes, he was the asshole cop but i find him more bearable and genuine in the tv adaptation hate the way he shamed camille in the book about her scars and stops talking to her completely

No. 559059

>>558860
You're sexy ant anon arent ya

No. 559131

>>558861
LOL very cute

No. 559379

>>536091
You’ll also be pissed to know that’s he’s a notorious piece of shit.

No. 559396

>>559379
what did he do?

No. 559400

>>559396
Nothing criminal so far but allegedly he dates/flirts with his own fans, dates multiple women at once, and is a known serial dater.

No. 559435

File: 1747799727161.mp4 (3.98 MB, 720x1280, d753569849cd12376a31a496764e9a…)

I was talking about his concert with my friend and felt very validated because she had never heard of him before me and when I showed her some pics she kept saying how beautiful/handsome he was even though she prefers women kek

No. 559511

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>>559400
nayrt but not surprised, i've gotten used to celebs/musicians/actors/artists i loved as a kid being fucking weird about dating much younger.

another reason keanu is based

No. 559512

File: 1747810277344.png (984.53 KB, 1600x667, roy-batty.png)

>>558777
lol what did you watch? i feel like whenever someone gets a crush on him there's one movie they saw that completely captivated them. loved him in the hitcher and blade runner the most. those are also two films he improvised in and they led to iconic moments

No. 559533

>>546279
great taste nonnie, werner was so cute

No. 559542

File: 1747813675181.jpeg (98.71 KB, 823x1198, nhdb89.jpeg)

partly a physicsfag because of him

No. 559548

I usually hate nasally voices on moids, but he's just so sweet and demure. Tears. I wish moids like this existed…

No. 559557

File: 1747814636126.png (1.12 MB, 1485x751, Screenshot 2025-05-21 at 1.02.…)

>>559548
So cute. Fuck my life.

No. 559558

>>558777
it's almost as if lc is a hivemind sometimes. trying to get a friend to watch soldier of orange (vidrel) with me

No. 559562

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>>559548
did you guys see him in late night with the devil? i think that was the first big movie he was a star in, and it's a great movie, i fucking loved it. he was really cute the polka-dot man in suicide squad also even though i hate capeshit. outside of film he has goth daddy vibes

>>559558
rutger has a habit of making scenes really intimate and kind of erotic whether he's playing off of a woman or another man, he was really intense and one of a kind

No. 559565

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>>559562
> Finding a fellow Dastmalchian enjoyer
> Picrel
I did! He was amazing in it. I think you're right about that being the first big movie he starred in; everything else was all background roles. I remember reading something about how he initially thought the directors had made a mistake when they reached out to him to play the lead role.

No. 559574

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>>559565
he's so humble. also i believe 'prisoners' was the first movie i saw him in and i remember him because i was so struck by his features. i remember thinking that this guy is too hot to be the kidnapper. he has a really unique and memorable face for bitches who love pale sickly looking dudes with dark hair kek

No. 559611

File: 1747818723090.jpg (18.39 KB, 465x279, 1000031204.jpg)

>>559512
I saw him in blade runner for the first time as a teenger and I found him great and captivating and probably hot too, but I don't remember having any erotic thoughts about him back then. Yesterday I saw him it the Hitcher and it awakened something evil and unhinged in me kek
>>559562
>rutger has a habit of making scenes really intimate and kind of erotic
Yes I noticed that too anon and it makes me horny and uncomfortable in a good way

No. 559630

File: 1747820060202.jpeg (45.71 KB, 1280x720, IMG_2311.jpeg)

>>559611
That movie is so gay and it wasn’t at all written into the script (which got axed way down and fixed a lot but still had no homoeroticism.) That was all Rutger just being based. He said in some cast commentary that C. Thomas Howell was both reverent and genuinely scared of him, so he let Rutger do whatever he wanted in a scene and just rolled with it. For instance the scene where Ryder holds a knife up to Jim’s eyeball was improvised and so was him dragging the knife all over his face and lips. For the diner scene Rutger made it way more sensual and he also improvised the playing with spit thing at the end lol. Hauer said Howell was so deferential that he could have kissed him in the middle of a scene and Howell wouldn’t miss a beat. He also calls the film a love story… and the director has never denied the subtext or told people they’re wrong for it. Based movie and based Rutger Hauer.

No. 559697

>>559630
Sounds very based indeed kek
What other movies with Hutger should I watch? I remember I also saw Ladyhawk as a small kid

Btw, he was dutch and I live in Netherlands and I don't see any moids who look like him, sigh… There are some cute twinks for sure, but…

No. 559713

File: 1747830407251.jpeg (70.91 KB, 554x554, IMG_8349.jpeg)

>>557632
Excellent taste

No. 559759

File: 1747838323785.jpeg (45.76 KB, 200x300, 20220401055223_Paddy_Pimblett_…)

The accent just make it better

No. 559766

>>559759
That disgusting bellybutton ruins him for me, 0/10. Sorry, nonnie.

No. 559792

File: 1747843960445.png (1.23 MB, 1200x800, hv2b4fh8qgxe1.png)

>>553207
nonna number one reporting for duty!
would.
>>552854
i don't think he was ugly tbh. especially compared to the men posted in this thread. also apparently he'd wear kohl eyeliner in his halalfag phase, i wish i could've seen that.
>>553266
no he's too "innocent white boy" looking and i hate his retarded 1950s newspaper cartoon bulbous nose

No. 559899

>>559697
nighthawks, flesh+blood, blood of heroes (why do so many of his movies have similar names?) oh, and hobo with a shotgun is pretty amazing even though the premise sounds dumb kek he really put his all into the role like he always does.

as far as other european people, that's sad… i'm an amerifag and i always assumed that you guys had a higher concentration of men of his type over there, but i feel like the modern world has ruined a lot of it. in america it's been shit since like, the 50s but i would have hoped europe was still doing fine producing good-looking, masculine moids who did more than scroll on their phones and post to social media and jerk off to internet porn every day, you know?
>>559759
i looked him up and can't believe he's not scottish or irish, that type of english accent is crazy to me. irish accents are hot tho and it sounds close enough

No. 559926

File: 1747858490591.jpg (1.7 MB, 1987x1501, 85476987986047986074698.jpg)

My roster atm

No. 559930

File: 1747858854964.jpg (233.47 KB, 838x515, 405870458704987.jpg)

>>559926
Samefag. Forgot these two

No. 559944

File: 1747860688875.webp (30.15 KB, 659x385, moot.webp)

>>559926
I always thought Moot was kind of cute. I wondered what happened to him since he retired from 4chan and got a job at Google. It looks like he left in 2021 but I can't find anything about what he's doing now, so I guess he retired to a life of anonymity.

No. 559946

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>>559944
i love moot. yeah he probably did just fade into obscurity. he was a big proponent of anonymity online which i fully agree with. social media has completely ruined the internet.

No. 559964

As a nerdfag I do recommend fellow nerdfags this guy,
The rare cute oldschool bespectacled autistic nerd who didn't trooned out yet

No. 559983

>>559964
actually started watching this guy because of a recommendation I saw earlier here, not sure if it was also you but wanna thank you all for suggesting him anyway!

No. 559990

>>559964
cute and talks about interesting topics. 10/10

No. 560000

>>559964
He lived in France for years and speaks fluent French, too. I think autismo guys don't troon out if they're genuinely well-read and well-travelled people. He's also obsessed with trains and license plates, and apparently began this show of his as a college radio show (IIRC). Really cool guy.

No. 560002

>>559926
>xqc
Yeah. I miss watching him when he was saner.

No. 560009

>>552769
>>559792
>naming your son the Anglicized, erroneous version of some Mongolian warlord's name who lived in Uzbekistan, when Mongolians massacred the original Caucasus people and almost reduced the numbers to 0 which is why only the ones who hid at the very top of mountains survived and also why they're so inbred now
Chechens are so funny and weird kek.

No. 560013

File: 1747875202357.gif (3.87 MB, 540x226, 1000031258.gif)

>>559899
Thank you for recommendations anon!
Btw I found this story from the Hitcher director commemtary about Rutger hiding in his trailer for an entire day because he didn't want Nash to die because then "the audience would turn against his character", and the director was like "your character has killed like 10 people before Nash" kek. I find it kinda sweet. And in truth, that did turn me away from the character. I wish he only killed moids…

As for dutch moids, I feel like they're either cute or ogres, no in between. Imo there's definitely more conventionally pretty young men here than in 2 different european countries I lived in for some time. Another good thing is that dutch men are probably the tallest in the world. But the ones who are conventionally pretty are also too girl-pretty for me. I would like a guy who's rugged but still handsome (not in a roided-pig way of course). But it seems like such men literally died out all over the world, and the last generation of those men is like in their 70s or 60s now

No. 560028

File: 1747879730852.jpg (94 KB, 450x770, 1000007554.jpg)

>>559759
He's qt but he's a shapeshifter. Sometimes he looks like a scary neanderthal
>>559964
Thanks !!!

No. 560034

>>560000
>I think autismo guys don't troon out if they're genuinely well-read and well-travelled people.
Having real interests instead of porn brainrot usually saves them.

No. 560036

>>560034
This. There is a BIG distinction between the math/music/chess/book autismo dudes, and the lazy doomscrolling porn addict sissy hypno furry brony 4choid autismo dudes. The former can easily be functional and good boyfriend/marriage material, the latter are satan's personal army of pigs.

No. 560056

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need him to fuck me with that BGC (big german columella)

No. 560058

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god lemme ride that german ski slope. i want to put my tongue in there.

No. 560132

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>>560013
it sucks that nash dies. i actually love her character. there's so many things about her that you get as little bits of character building, like her wanting to leave this small town just like jim, but she's kinda stuck here. i hate that she gets fridged. however the funny thing besides rutger feeling upset about her dying is that jennifer jason leigh didn't give a shit and felt like it was necessary lol. still!!! i wish she had lived. i have theories about why john killed her and tbh a ton of thoughts on this film in general, but that's for the movie discussion thread.

oh, and i'll put c. thomas howell here because he was adorable particularly in that movie. i think he's conventional but he's also not a 20 year old instagram model so the attractive males thread would eviscerate me. god i love cute 80s twinks

No. 560152

File: 1747898340130.png (744.03 KB, 1171x1153, IMG_20250516_124503.png)

Thank you ESC for introducing me to this moid.

No. 560208

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>>560152
Great taste nona

No. 560278

>>560132
>he's conventional
no, he looks like a macaque

No. 560327

File: 1747922997597.mp4 (10.62 MB, 720x1280, b&w bog boy.mp4)

The tour just started yesterday and I'm so excited I'm already fangirling hard, I feel like I'm 15 again
I love his accent and I need to lay down with him biblically

No. 560346

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>>560152

Another eurovision fan? Got to adimit i have a crush on him too, and also the cyprus guy from this year.

No. 560413

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>>560208
He's so gorgeous nonna I'm going to throw up.

No. 560431

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i want to comb his pretty hair and hug him

No. 560475

>>560431
they don't make cute metalheads like this anymore

No. 560485

>>560475
everytime i read his biography i cry. i could have saved him.

No. 560490

>>560485
i feel the same way about a bunch of grunge musicians like kurt and layne. all these young talented artists were dropping like flies from heroin in the 90s

No. 560493

>>560490
ikr. such a waste.

No. 560516

File: 1747940553409.jpg (175.62 KB, 750x933, tumblr_24ea0e14049d0511b5ab62d…)

dead my love

No. 560547

File: 1747943974832.jpg (64.33 KB, 500x667, 505cumo7eae31.jpg)

Clean, clean, clean, cut the rope let me in
Wings, wings, wings, I grow wings I go in
Scars, scars, scars I got scars on my arms
Fall, fall, fall out of love and apart
Skin, skin, skin let the skin touch the skin
Win, win, win, never was never been (no)
I'm sinking it goes up to my chin
White, white, white, gray to black eversince

No. 560559

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>>557935
Oh fuck nona he's cute but he has that 'dead by 25' look. Now I'm worried.

No. 560649

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back on my german moid bullshit. i need to peg his twinky catholic kraut butt so bad

No. 560764

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>>560559
yes nona, he's definitely a drug addict so i give him until he's like 22. he's too retarded, but attractive moids are meant to die young so you don't see them walled

No. 560927

File: 1747972320215.png (404.92 KB, 745x616, tim.png)

Saw the new A24 movie "Friendship" just for this guy and while Ive known for a while that I would fuck Tim Robinson, there was a scene with Kate Mara where Tim's character wakes her up and asks for a lick…my pussy felt such a rush gaddamn!

No. 560995

His hands were fucking huge uhhhhhhh

No. 561006

>>559400
ayrt and he honestly seems like such a pretentious cunt in his streams and even when i reread jthm and read the parts where he writes aboyr himself. like he just thinks everybody except himself is a retard. but i cant deny i thought he was cute looking and he inspired my art a lot

No. 561029

>>560995
this is one of the best interviews with him, he gets a lot of dumbass interviews from obnoxious men who don't know how to handle him. like his aura is really intimidating and probably emasculating to other men. some nerd at a convention approached his table and blabbered on trying to ask him something and rutger stared at him and was like "is that a question?" he had no time for idiots. he seems to be a lot more soft and open when speaking with women

No. 561057

>>559630
Damn, was rutger actually gay

No. 561070

>>560002
what selling your ass in order to make it does to a mf

No. 561163

>>560995
He's beautiful in this nonna thank you for posting it. I don't know that he's super unconventional. Very masculine with a strong jaw. Maybe his personality is a bit unconventional. He seems like a warrior poet in personality.

No. 561202

>>561029
There's another interview with him from the same place but with a male interviewer and idk, it doesn't sound too bad. And check out from 5:15 when the interviewer says "those thighs are not accidental" keekk I don't feel like he would have a problem with admiring Rutger's body
Also wtf is he doing with his tongue fuckkkkk, it makes me suffer…

No. 561258

>>561057
i could see him being bi, or he's just one of those straight guys who has an appreciation for gay shit like david cronenberg. rutger had a friend who died of AIDS and donated a lot to an AIDS charity

>>561163
i don't think he's unconventional at all but the attractive males thread is full of infighting about who's conventional or not. and that's why that thread is so slow lol

>>561202
it's amazing how much his accent changed in the 1 or 2 years between blade runner and the hitcher, i thought he was american when i first saw the hitcher. and he started talking like that normally with a pretty much imperceptible accent too. but yeah john c. tibbetts was good at interviewing him too

No. 561479

File: 1748059661299.jpg (86.13 KB, 500x700, 951b8086e43e2c4576ddf1c732d5cf…)

Mathew Baynton and every role he played in Horrible Histories is attractive to me.

No. 561480

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Particularly him as Dick Turpin. The 1700s clothing is hot

No. 561486

>>561479
Good lord those puppy eyes

No. 561488

>>558860
>hot ass guy from The Wiggles
It's amazing that at least one person out there somewhere might be watching clips of Zane Powell like this because it's husbando feul

No. 561529

File: 1748078966175.gif (4.87 MB, 480x360, Rutger-Haueron-Blade-Runner-ez…)

>>561202
>Also wtf is he doing with his tongue fuckkkkk
holy damn

No. 561559

File: 1748087233921.jpg (19.85 KB, 300x450, 153910265918228-nm_200.jpg)

>>560058
he's one of the very men who still looks sexy when old

No. 561706

File: 1748117225247.png (463.27 KB, 557x831, retard.png)

in an ideal world i'd take his internet connection away and heal his AGP tendencies, furryism, porn addiction, narcissism, ADHD and general retardation and we would live a wholesome life together in a log cabin in lapland. and make at least 5 children together.

No. 561717

>>561529
it's unfair that actors like this are dead but jack nicholson is still around

No. 561843

>>561006
That's because he's most likely a narcissist. I doubt he even has feelings so no wonder everyone else is below him.

By the way lol, good luck to you know who. Hopefully he doesn't infect her with HIV at this point.

No. 561860

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>>549724
Thank you for introducing me to him. He's perfect

No. 561861

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>>561860
Samefag, i meant "him to me" kekk i'm tired. He has the perfect proportions for a strong man it's unreal. I need to grope him badly

No. 561873

File: 1748133712730.jpg (173.44 KB, 1080x1353, 1000015002.jpg)

Clown paint andrew hussie… he doesn't do much for me regular-wise but I wish more men would explore alternative styles like this

No. 561942

>>561860
why is his first name declan if hes russian

No. 562122

File: 1748147176198.gif (4.42 MB, 640x360, aa8c9be02787db48abe143d91f8e14…)

He looks good in orange.

No. 562234

i need cock so much…

No. 562470

File: 1748194584421.webp (42.63 KB, 400x600, IMG_0941.webp)

I want to fuck this weirdo so badly

No. 562475

>>562122
this guy could go into the conventional attractions thread don't let them bully you nona

No. 562488

>>562475
don't do that to her

No. 562518

>>562122
God he is so cute

No. 562541

>>562470
I always wonder if people like you suffer from low self esteem or if it's evolutionary looksmatching(bait)

No. 562543

>>561706
There are jermas everywhere for those with the eyes to see

No. 562580

>>562122
Wait is this fucking David Dastmalchian?

No. 562599

>>562541
they fell for the
>settle for an ugly quirky funny guy
meme that moids push

No. 562704

>>562541
Nta but can't that apply to nearly everyone ITT, idg why only that anon is being singled out

No. 562719

File: 1748213991431.mp4 (3.09 MB, 886x470, ssstwitter.com_1748195349546.m…)

This zoomer moid who made Jordan Peterson seethe, kek.
I love when men are disproportionately aggressive and extra during civil debates.

No. 562730

>>562599
Isn’t this the unconventional thread?

No. 562737

File: 1748215041190.jpg (498.83 KB, 1176x688, guh.jpg)

This sneering, bratty french royalist

No. 562742

>>562737
put him back in the stable

No. 562745

>>562541
This wasn't bait, I was 1001% serious. Sexualizing Nathan Fielder (and all the cardboard-souled dysgenic autistic men like him) is crazy. What do you think you can even do to a man like this? Its like finding a plank of wood sexy kek

>>562599
I don't think so I've decided it must be looksmatching ain't no way

No. 562754

>>562742
KEKK he does look like a peasant

No. 562760

>>562754
kek no nona i meant he looks like a horse

No. 562778

>>562745
Anon these are the same threads where rapists, killers and pedos are sexualized, why is some random comedian off limits kek?

No. 562780

File: 1748220533067.png (430.03 KB, 649x660, 1748216704713200.png)

i will get banned for what i want to type

No. 562783

File: 1748220722633.webp (61.04 KB, 640x853, 9sp3u5qj98f51.webp)

I want him to stim-fuck me for hours like a flailing horny hyperactive retard while Marzia sits in the cuck chair and watches

No. 562784

File: 1748220838987.webp (17.31 KB, 300x374, Felix_Kjellberg.webp)

Also why are men hot when they pull that retarded quizzical face.

No. 562794

File: 1748222113755.gif (5.53 MB, 540x405, ezgif-81be02f73ccad3.gif)

>>562475
I've considered it, but I value my peace of mind, kek. They scare me over there.
>>562580
Yes!
>>562745
Nonna, you are in the unconventional male attractions thread. If you're going to clutch your pearls over who nonnies post, why participate in a thread like this? Like >>562778 said, there are literal war criminals and terrorists posted here.

No. 562795

File: 1748222241769.jpg (50.86 KB, 905x944, 20250321.jpg)

>>562794
someone posted my crush in that thread and they tore him apart and i am so sad.

actually speaking of that, i have a feeling 99% of the attempted infighting here is nonas butthurt that they posted a guy they like in the attractive men thread and were told to get the fuck out, now they're haunting this thread trying to pick on others for their tastes. grow the hell up

No. 562865

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>>562475
Don’t post ITT unless you’re going to post a white twink who looks like he does gay porn to pay for his weekly botox injections. There’s a reason everyone thinks that thread is full of gay men and trannies

No. 562870

>>562865
ITT means "in this thread", not "in that thread". I was confused for a second and thought you meant
>don't post here unless you're gonna post one of these
And NTA but I don't think that thread is full of gay moids, most of the men there are pretty cute, the one that is suspected of being full of faggots is the ideal bodies thread.

No. 562872

>>562870
They’re all over both most women don’t lust after a huge soft ass on a man or lip fillers on twinks. That’s old homo shit

No. 562883

>>562872
nta but maybe it depends on location or something because i've definitely seen and heard women irl, (like right in person so you could tell they weren't men larping kek) talk about liking male ass. i thought it was common

No. 562886

>>562778
It isn't off limits that applies to them as well. I'd challenge you to find an attractive woman who is obsessed with someone like Paul Dano or Adam lanza.

No. 562888

>>562883
There’s a difference between firm nice male ass and the bubble butt that fags want in their porn

No. 562898

File: 1748242811536.jpeg (50.69 KB, 539x480, IMG_9247.jpeg)

That nose does something to me.

No. 562904

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>>562898
Who is this, nonna? I can tell beautiful even though the sunglasses obscure his face. I love big noses. I'm kind of attracted to pre-wall Adrien Brody because of that, but he's such an insufferable, pretentious, creepy fag that seeing his face (albeit beautiful) vexes me.

No. 562910

>>562904
Yacht shower forever ruined any appeal of this guy

No. 562911

File: 1748244322939.jpeg (87.02 KB, 443x640, IMG_9250.jpeg)

>>562904
John Lennon, he isn’t so beautiful

No. 562913

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>>562911
I feel kinda stupid for not knowing he was Lennon, kek. He's very pretty! I looked at some photos and I like this one a lot.

No. 562916

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>>562913
He’s more sexy than pretty or cute to me, someone cute would be Paul

No. 562922

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>>562916
John was cute when he smiled

No. 562934

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>>559930
Chris is so sexy, I need him bad.

No. 562970

>>562719
woooo this was awesome.

No. 562972

>>562794
I feel so crazy, did you also post him upthread? He's my secret actor crush because I don't tell anyyy of my friends about how cute I think he is. Excellent taste, nona ♥
At first his resting face on its own was not especially attractive to me (in my opinion he is at his best when crying or emotionally distressed KEK) but it grew on me, and now I am so fond of him.

No. 563120

>>562865
>>562883
you really need to stop shaming women for liking twunks with fat asses. your behavior is actually evil.

No. 563131

File: 1748270167891.gif (433.82 KB, 427x326, 1000036472.gif)

Bump don't scroll

No. 563170

>>562865
Are these men supposed to be ugly or something?

No. 563215

>>562719
The young guy is a qt

No. 563277

>>562904
Based taste nona

No. 563302

File: 1748279070698.webp (29.25 KB, 1000x667, IMG_0958.webp)

After last nights episode of the Rehearsal and seeing Nathan in his pilot uniform I’m doubling down on my choice, I may be cringe but I am free

No. 563425

>>563302
his personality is so annoying, even as a comedian. i hate his millenial meta humor and how he pretends to be so aloof and ironic and passé about everything. like trying too hard to seem unaffected by anything. annoying soulless autist.

No. 563437

>>563170
no i think they meant "white twink who looks like he does gay porn to pay for his weekly botox injection"

No. 563455

>>563425
His character is implied to be an autist kek

No. 563541

>>563455
i don't even know if that's a character of his. i wouldn't fuck him but i do think he's really funny

No. 563545

>>563455
hes an extroverted normie but he plays up the 'clueless silly autist' mr bean act thing and its irritating because its so fake

No. 563551

>>563545
nta and he definitely is annoying and I think he's fug, but he is pretty funny
supposedly he is pretty autistic in person

No. 563564


No. 563576

>>563302
He's funny but I'm also not attracted to him. He has a great knack for capturing the really embarrassing and unglamorous and cringe aspects of socializing and amplifying it to comedic levels. Overall, he feels a little one-trick pony though but I've only seen NFY and the Rehearsal so I can't really say much more. I don't find him particularly mean-spirited in his comedy which is a plus. He's also great at building characters I think.

No. 563583

File: 1748300627500.gif (5.24 MB, 540x405, tumblr_63acaa289271ad11b3a0145…)

>>563564
shut up retard not everything is gendie related

No. 563642

>>562934
Chris is a fat gay retard but I would also fuck him.

No. 563655

I hope he never gets LASIK

No. 563677

>>563120
Nta but it's the over the top disingenuous way it's being done, like tifs trying to prove they're True Gay. The fake "unfff I wanna PEG HIS FAT ASS UNGFF" shit that's been posted here is cringe, yaoi-brained, autistic, and virginal.(infighting)

No. 563685

>>563576
NFY is nostalgic but I think you have to be also retarded to be attracted to him. It's like the girls that talked about how attracted they were to Casey Frey. Tards.

No. 563686

>>563677
I've never watched yaoi and am not a tif but I still want to tongue the butthole of a clean, good smelling, shaved twunk with a fat ass.

No. 563687

>>563686
And I bet you never have sex and read a lot of fic(infighting)

No. 563808

>>563677
Literally none of the ass posters in that thread even mentioned pegging

No. 563866

File: 1748324050644.jpg (32.1 KB, 736x773, f5deaf78258e446b863a2cf54b0b00…)

Picrel (Swann Arlaud) as thread tax.
>>562972
Thank you, you have great taste too, fellow Dastmalchianonna! And yes, kek. Hopefully it's not personalityfagging to be posting him so much? If so, I'll cut it out. I just feel like he's really underrated in both acting and attractiveness, and deserves the same hype that men like Paul Dano, Adam Driver, that guy from The Bear, etc. get.
>>563686
Nonna, I am scared of your earthly desires, but I support you.
>>563545
I always assumed that he had at least some of the characteristics of autism, but hammed it up a shit-ton as a bit of a self-aware parody. I can understand why you don't like him, though; his humor is really hit-or-miss and depends on the person. I watched Nathan For You with one of my exes and I had to turn it off because he hated it so much.

No. 563870

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I want him to give me all his money, his hand in marriage, and a cervical injury. He'd make such a good submissive paypig, he just has this look/sound to him, like he's just meant to be a victim for women to use and abuse.

No. 563925

Does Jonathan Roumie count? I don't usually find he attractive, but he looks handsome in this video

No. 563926

>>562780
I used to run a Till Lindemann fan blog when I was a teenager because I can't develop regular autistic fixations like yaoi or cosplay. Even 7 years after the obsession has died, I still remember watching Amundsen Der Penguin (the kids movie he was in) multiple times at like 3am instead of studying for my leaving cert exams

No. 563930

Samefag but if any nonnie has a crush on Till or is a Rammstein fan in general, here's 10 minutes of Till Lindemann harassing a small aquatic animal and children

No. 564007

File: 1748339909054.gif (993.44 KB, 500x322, 1000031676.gif)

Keeek I'm never posting Rutger in conventional thread again, I mean anons here call even Alain Delon ugly so… Idk, when I think about someone who's "unconventional" I think about someone whom most women wouldn't find attractive, only a certain group with specific tastes. When I think about young Hauer (I emphazise "young") he seems to me like someone that most women would find attractive. But maybe that's just me. There should be like a third category because he doesn't fit in with the stereotypically pretty boys but he definitely doesn't fit in with many ogres posted here. Like don't tell me he isn't better looking like iddubz or smh. Men like Rutger literally look more evolved than modern limpwristed men. Well developed faces and jaws already put them way above them

No. 564070

>>563870
>jewish moid stereotypes
kek nona this is anti-semitism

No. 564072

>>564007
Nobody called Delon ugly, they said he was a 7/10 and I agree

No. 564077

File: 1748352088322.mp4 (2.14 MB, 720x720, #rammstein.mp4)

>>563926
kek that's so cute nona.
he annoys me with his dickhead ways sometimes but then i remember he's just an insecure needy moid who is desperate for love. also his love for animals makes him irresistible to me. i want to break him and make him into my little lovesick simp pussycat.

No. 564095

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This Norwegian neanderthal looking bitch, only when his hair is longer, not fan of the short hair.

No. 564124

>>564007
god he's so hot i love him in turkish delight

No. 564146

>>564007
He kind of reminds me of the way 70s anime characters were drawn, something about the nose and hair

No. 564202

>>564070
Holy cow, is Ben Schwartz a jew? I just thought he was a twink! I mean, he's still fuckable, I'd still drain him of his resources, I just need to go about it more sensitively.

I know of him as the voice of Shapesmith, and saw him in Parks and Rec. Thought he was cute and silly, if a bit cringy.

No. 564326

>>564007
You don't have to passive aggressively seethe for validation just because your favorite isn't conventional, anon

No. 564346

>>564326
How is he not conventional tho

No. 564371

File: 1748389065973.webp (22.31 KB, 500x373, IMG_3636.webp)

>>561873
I’m into clown Hussie too but I sometimes fear he’ll troon out and It’ll be because of juggalos

No. 564427

File: 1748392223087.gif (8.63 MB, 540x540, tumblr_ec0fd11a20741a4b446247c…)

>>564326
NTA, but nothing about it was really passive aggressive; she just seemed frustrated. Anons over there can be really catty and sometimes even borderline mean to the women who post men they don't think are attractive.
>>564346
He seems very retro-conventional, if that makes sense? Maybe not classical – I don't know – but he seems like the heartthrobs in the '70s women and girls loved, and who would play "badass" characterds that the men and boys would like. t. mom grew up in the '70s/'80s and was an OG 3D-husbandofag
>>563870
I remember him being really funny in Parks and Rec! Him and his character's sister (?) killed me.

No. 564471

File: 1748397643189.webp (159.18 KB, 1080x1505, nathan fielder.webp)

>>563866
>I always assumed that he had at least some of the characteristics of autism, but hammed it up a shit-ton as a bit of a self-aware parody.

It's this, he's mentioned during his other shows that "show nathan" is sort of an exaggeration of his real self. He leans into his natural awkwardness that he was insecure about, and mentioned that he used to have a hard time reading people when he was younger and he uses those situations for the comedy. He's still very dry and deadpan IRL

No. 564472

>>564427
He's even sexier all beat up

No. 564602

>>562122
>>564427
>>562794
>>562972
I have found my people. For the longest time I could never tell if he was hot or not but I always felt strangely attracted to him and felt embarrassed about it too, kek. I saw an interview of him recently that made me like him even more, he's very eloquent and introspective and it turns out that he's a nerdy goth IRL that listens to NIN and Depeche Mode. Ugh! You just know that a night with him would be incredible.

No. 564603

File: 1748418113091.jpg (284.47 KB, 1367x740, whoreeeee.jpg)

I wish that
>average men
were as hot in my country as they are in sweden
I wanna straddle him

No. 564605

>>564603
same nona, scandinavian men are my weakness and swedes are always the hottest. The vast majority of scrotes in my city are short, fat and ugly brown men.

No. 564606

>>564604
nordic nonas dont know how spoiled they are.

No. 564791

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>>564602
Yes! I also found out he was in one of Failure’s music videos, who were one of my favorite bands in middle school. He also loves cats and rescued his (picrel) from The Suicide Squad set, and one of their costumiers made a mini Polka Dot Man costume for her! He really is the dream.

No. 564822

>>564603
>>564605
While Bladee and Young Lean's phenotype aren't that common, you could probably still find a couple thousand of moids that look like them in europe. Doesn't matter if they're swedish, polish or dutch, they would probably look like siblings despite them being from different nations.

No. 564835

Why were anons so upset at a few nonnies that found Nathan Fielder attractive? Did he do something bad? I can understand their attraction, he's very mild-mannered and meek and plays up an autismo character so there's a bit of titillation to imagining him in sexual scenarios. He gives loyal doormat vibes and it's kind of cute.

No. 564840

>>564835
It was probably some baiting moid/tranny infighting. That's my tinfoil

No. 564842

>>564835
Fucking THANK you! I was the Fielder nona from a few days ago, I have no idea why I got dogpiled so hard but that was embarrassing, kek. You'd think I had posted about an ancient wrinkly old scrote or someone hideously ugly, I have no idea what the issue was. He hasn't been cancelled for anything and his new season of The Rehearsal was incredibly bizarre and entertaining, his writing is so unique and different from any other 'comedy' I've seen before so I have no idea why people are calling it generic Millennial humor either, it's weird.

No. 564849

>>564840
>>564842
It was so fucking bizarre and seemed like the anons had a vendetta against some woman who found him attractive with all their comments about how anyone who thought he was cute must be ugly. It made me wonder if moids/troons were coming in or something., or maybe the nonnas from the ugly man psyop thread. I’m sorry you got dogpiled, nonnie, I tried defending you.

No. 564853

>>564791
lovely kitty

No. 564860

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>>564835
He just seems really unpleasant and annoying and looks like his breath stinks. I've watched his shows and they're sometimes funny but I hate most comedian scrotes in general. His huge head and childlike body and narrow shoulders is also kind of repulsive. He looks like a tiny bit less ugly version of this 'comedian'.

No. 564861

File: 1748470986612.webp (35.07 KB, 660x795, Castro.WEBP)

Elderly fidel castro was hot.

No. 564863

>>564860
You sperging against the anon who finds Nathan Fielder cute but it's cool if this is posted here >>564861, this is not a battling worth entertaining. You don't like Jewish phenotypes and that's okay but let the Fielderfuckers speak. We're all in here to lust over mid and kind of ugly dudes, nobody's any better than the other; except, well… perhaps we might all be better than the Fidelfucker…

No. 564867

>>564860
>He just seems really unpleasant and annoying and looks like his breath stinks.
yeah but that can apply towards nearly every other man ITT too, so why didn't the other posts receive similar replies?

No. 564871

File: 1748473757485.jpeg (109.18 KB, 660x660, IMG_9177.jpeg)

>>564867
The moids are trying to weather us down into liking those egregiously photoshopped moids posted on looksmaxxing forums. Don’t let them win, nonnas. Don’t let them win.(Scrotefoiling)

No. 564877

File: 1748475108841.jpg (75.44 KB, 735x724, f96f495bb3f59449b50fdb772f79c9…)

Islamfags gather 'round! I've come to feed you

No. 564881

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No. 564883

>>564881
Ah, dulatov. Such a shame he's a meanie irl. Allegedly.

No. 564884

File: 1748475859064.webp (32.41 KB, 640x494, the-vibe-here-v0-po1l3yx9uc3f1…)

>>564849
Scrotes seethe hard about the fact that women want to fuck Nathan Fielder, it's actually hilarious

No. 564887

>>564884
that ugly moid looks like nathan fielder so he should be elated

No. 564891

>>564884
Men hate the fact that women sometimes find skinny and/or weird-looking guys hot. It shatters their argument that women only want the puffy steroid bodybuilder "chads" and forces them to confront the real reason women won't fuck them: because something about themselves, specifically, is inherently repulsive. And they still won't do a damn thing to change it.

No. 564892

File: 1748476595972.jpg (212.51 KB, 729x1075, IMG_2830.jpg)

>>564881
his brother sulumbek is fine as fuck too

No. 564893

File: 1748476842874.jpg (217.1 KB, 1224x1632, Nathan_Fielder.jpg)

>>564860
I don't find him particularly attractive, but face blindness is a symptom of autism, nonna.
>>564891
You hit the nail on the head, nonna. I've noticed a lot of unconventional guys seething at threads like these too, thinking that women must be lying or also must be ugly, when in reality, it's because their personality is dog-shit and their hygiene is even worse.

No. 564894

>>564892
I prefer his brother by a long shot, he has that youthful charm. Did you know islam is kinda cowish, he refuses to model shorts above knee length for religious reasons but he also has lip fillers which… are objectively more haram. Would still let both of em hit though. I love talahons

No. 564897

>>564894
>Did you know islam is kinda cowish, he refuses to model shorts above knee length for religious reasons but he also has lip fillers which… are objectively more haram.
this just makes me like him more. i love a bratty little bugger.

No. 564899

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>>564897
I definitely get what you mean! Do you want to keep him as is, or punish the brat out of him with an electric shock collar or something?

No. 564906

>>564849
>or maybe the nonnas from the ugly man psyop thread
Just checked and they're STILL complaining about us instead of hiding the thread, using the conventional thread, or posting what they want instead. So tsundere kek. This thread and the rpf thread are like ultimate tests to see if anons know how to ignore things they don't like (they can't apparently)

No. 564918

File: 1748481738874.jpg (95.08 KB, 736x901, 65469f47d2d7d85612d1735e5bc0ff…)

POV: He came to pick me up for our pub date in a nice, early autumn night

No. 564922

>>564918
I ship you two together hard, nonna. I’m being serious.

No. 564947

>>564922
Lol nonna, I don't know why but that made me incredibly flustered. I appreciate it, though who knows, right……

No. 564956

File: 1748483965599.jpeg (810.07 KB, 2400x3600, IMG_1039.jpeg)

I don’t know why, but I just somehow have a feeling that he’s passionate about eating pussy and he’s excellent at it, too.

No. 564969

File: 1748484519830.gif (2.62 MB, 322x322, tumblr_91c915fbb678c9274d1d8f1…)

>>564956
Dastmalchian uprising, finally? Dastmalchian uprising? Picrel of him in a short-film called Heavy (2013) for research purposes for you, nonna.

No. 564979

File: 1748485103427.jpg (Spoiler Image,103.63 KB, 1280x800, tumblr_7849fde80561c78dc74b6da…)

>>564969
Spoilered for feetsies and saged for double-posting.

No. 565038

File: 1748491063530.png (1.83 MB, 2408x1080, 1000017234.png)

I'm stressed from work and been fantasizing about shoving Ben Schwartz into some classy little office, yanking his pants off and going through a pack of condoms with him. As I'm riding his cock, I'll grab a pretty ornate dagger and slice him up all over, licking and kissing his bloody cuts while he cries and whimpers (Look at the Depression episode of The Earliest Show that he was on, he mopes and gets held by another man. It's what my picrel is from). Fuck, he has the prettiest little sad voice I've ever heard on a man. I fucking love it when this cunt pleads or acts all whiny/bratty. I'll grab a charger wire or belt and beat him with that too, focusing on his cute, tight ass and thighs. If I hit my cervix too hard as I ride him, I slap him and bite/pinch on his pecs. Once he's bloodied, bruised and hoarse from sobbing (nobody else in the office cares about him. Sometimes they laugh at his misery and praise me for putting this XY mutt in its place.), I'll make Ben put on a thong and tie the used condoms to the straps of it and have him walk around the office, showing everyone what a stupid slutty boy he is. I'll write my name all over him and kiss and bite him all over while wearing my favorite black lipstick.

If he's lucky, I might give him a treat of jerking him off to near completion then have him cum all over my cunt and lick it off. I threaten that if he doesn't do a good enough job and I get pregnant with his nerd offspring, I'll make his life a living hell by marrying him. This occurs and I then set a misandristic, matriarchal standard where dear Daddy pays for everything with his buku bucks actor money from those shitty Sonic films whilst Mommy runs the family and a women's-only bar on the side, where ladies like us drink and celebrate our glorious achievements (and our excellent taste in husbandos). Our daughter would be so happy and spoiled, and she'd know that Daddy Ben is my piss-drinking human ashtray that she can boss around and take stuff from whenever they want or I get very, very mad and I repeat the office scenario. One night, Ben gets it in his stupid head to say "no" to when our daughter wants to buy a particularly expensive bottle of perfume. I very quickly comfort our daughter, crack him across the jaw and take his card before handing it to our spoiled-sweet girl. Then I drag him to the office and repeat. Nine months later, after breaking his hand and a rib or two during labor and delivery, I give him twin daughters. He breaks down crying knowing that deep down, he never deserved to have me at all, much less get me pregnant and making such beautiful daughters. We live our lives together in one of those big open loft/studio apartments, styled in my favorite macabre style, with a few cats and some fishtanks of various tropical fishes and cephalopods.
He will come to associate both pleasure and pain itself with his beloved wife.
Being married to this guy would be both my biggest dream and his worst nightmare.

This is done partially for my desirs for societal reform into a global matriarchy and also because I am aspiring to be a harpy of a woman who sinks her claws into sweet, funny and unsuspecting men that are probably disgusting people behind closed doors. It all evens out, I suppose.

I've got a lot of fantasies about this man. I would like to believe I am fond of him, although he gives me bad second-hand embarrassment. I do like that he seems meek, goofy and empathetic, not at all like I would ever have to worry about him hurting me, which is part of why I like him so much. He's like my only 3DPD crush besides Antony Starr. I should totally draw porn of them either getting pegged hard as they tearfully hold hands and try to comfort each other through the pain or maybe fucking each other and making out. Maybe while in cosplay. Jean-Ralphio x Homelander yaoi porn when? When I choose to draw it.

No. 565043

>>565038
holy fucking based, nona. I need a cigarette after reading that. I'd also happily be the first patron at your bar

No. 565090

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>>565038
Nonna, I wish I knew you, but it is still an honor to even just have read that post. Thank you.

No. 565096

>>565038
>last spoiler
Anthony would go on another tard rage and beat him before that ever happens kekk

No. 565104

>>565043
>>565090
It's been my utmost pleasure to share it! I have plenty more vivid fantasies about him, Antony, and maybe a young Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic. I often get uncomfortable about having celebrity crushes sometimes so it can be hard for me to spread the Good Word of misandry and femdom as a lethal, world-changing combination.

>>565096
Is this a Homelander thing or is Antony himself aggressive towards submissive or weak men? I'm very curious and would like to see this in practice.

The very thought of Antony Starr bullying someone (he punks on Hughie's actor sometimes, growling at him that "they're not friends and he's fucking relieved he doesn't have any scenes with him") makes me both scared and aroused (scaroused?). Funnily enough, Hughie gets a scene where he pins Homelander down whilst being totally naked. He does it with Butcher and Soldier Boy and the whole time Homelander is snarling and jerking like a rabid wolf. I highly recommend looking it up if you like men making strange sounds. Antony makes many odd sounds come to think of it.

No. 565153

>>565104
>Is this a Homelander thing or is Antony himself aggressive towards submissive or weak men? I'm very curious and would like to see this in practice.
Antony's been arrested for assault irl for punching a chef in Spain, and another time he attacked a man in New Zealand. Unfortunately he has bullied women too (Dominique McElligott allegedly) though he hasn't gotten physical with any..yet

No. 565246

>>564884
>>564891
It's the same with moids seething over women liking Driver, Chalamet, kpoop guys, etc. Male philosophy revolves around them knowing us better than we know ourselves, so when our opinions are different from theirs we must obviously be wrong. Then they have to cope with "women are lying, they actually want gigachad bodybuilders" or "it's cause they're on birth control" or "you don't ask the fish how to catch fish" rather than admit that they just don't understand us.

No. 565505

>>565038
Love how you edited the photo to suit the post, 10/10.

No. 565535

>>562719
I don't like Peterson and all but that was pretty cringe, the kid just behaved like he only wanted to get a "gotcha" moment from this interaction, every moid in this "debate" came off as a narcisstist with inflated ego, I hate people with this cunty, know-it-all mannerism in their voice and literally every politically involved moid these days talk with that kind of voice (especially leftists but not only, Shapiro is a good right wing example of this cunty mannerism). They also think that talking as fast as possible makes them seem smart. The only person who was actually interested in having a "debate" with Peterson was this one black girl, I think Zina was her name, she was amazing, thoughtful and articulate and constantly analyzing the conversation. She also seemed to be the only one who was able to talk abstracts, and not just hanging on to stricts definitions like reddit atheists. You could even see her body language was different, she was looking away from him while talking like she was actually thinking about what she's about to say, others constantly looked in his eyes and tried to look and sound tough, offensive and cunty lmao. It takes a real effort to come off as pathetic as Peterson in a conversation kek.

No. 565623

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When I was 17 I was in my reddit atheist era, I read The God Delusion and started watching every youtube video with Dawkins available, but after some time dropped his religion related stuff and focused solely on his work regarding biology. I watched every episode of his public tv lectures "Growing up in the universe" I could find. They were from early 90s so he was in his late 40s there and I developed a huge crush on him, he was super cute and didn't sound like a cunt…

No. 565683

>>565535
It's simply funny to watch the grifting, walled scrotes get the same treatment from a younger and cuter moid and have to try to navigate the onslaught of performative autism. Peterson deserved it.

No. 565710

>>565623
He was in his late 40s in that?! He looked nice for that age especially. Anyways, I agree. He needs to get shoved in a locker by me.

No. 565732

>>565710
I just looked it up and he was exactly 50 years old in 1991 when it was aired. Damn

No. 565778

>>565623
The first episode had this sweet moment when he holds a baby and his voice immediately gets softer and quieter. It did something to me

No. 565799

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I will destroy this twink

No. 565878

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I typically don't have particularly sadistic thoughts towards moids I like, but this is what he'd look like if I locked him in my basement and he decided to test my patience and try to "escape" and beg for release. I would treat him very nicely, though, so this would never happen. Probably.

No. 565897

Been watching the rehearsal because of fieldernonnies upthread and he is strangely magnetic. Everyone looks into his eyes like they're flirting with him. It's kind of getting to me… I'm starting to understand.

No. 565921

>>565878
he looks like a goat

No. 565922

>>565897
Ok Nathan, stop selfposting here already.

No. 565939

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Sorry

No. 565950

>>565939
There was nothing wrong with The Supreme Gentleman, appearance wise, other than persistent fagface. He was just a complete social retard and entitled little shit who made his own problems. That being said, nona, do you think you could've fixed him?

No. 565957

>>565939
I think it's a popular opinion that his looks were never the issue, Elliot Rodger will always be proof the nice guys really don't finish last like the scrotes say they do. I just find it funny nerdy loser scrotes look up to him because he would have hated them.

No. 565974

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idk

No. 565980

>>565778
oh no my ovaries

No. 565982

>>565878
Fuck, I like his sad, downturned eyes. I love it when he looks upset

No. 566014

>>564918
How nice, makes me want to have a bf

No. 566035

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Made for facial abuse

No. 566052

>>565939
The scrote was rich and more handsome than the average scrote yet he was way too much retarded to even try.
>waaa I can’t get a girlfriend
When you don’t even go out or speak to women or call them Stacies kek. The only bad thing is that he didn’t only kill himself. What a retard, rest in piss.

No. 566053

>>565799
He looks like this butch woman I had a crush on kekk

No. 566108

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nev and max from catfish

No. 566160

> This man is not my husband
I'm NGMI.
I really like the interviewer, though. A lot of interviewers are focused on spitballing questions and constantly interrupt, but it was a very pleasant flow of conversation from both she and Dastmalchian.

No. 566161

>>566108
Oh you like GAY guys huh

No. 566163

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>>566108
The guy on the left is spooky

No. 566183

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i'm obsessed with the way his brows are arched. i don't typically like downturned eyes on men but i love his, he's got these big, expressive, perpetually half closed eyelids, they make his face look kind. idk something about the specific way his eyes are positioned in the orbital rim just works. when he does the side eye it always makes me sexually violent.

No. 566234

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I’m not even really attracted to him, or so I thought. But I can’t stop fantasizing about fucking him. Idk why but I feel like the dick would be crazy.

No. 566246

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Romil hemnani. I never used to like hairy men, but now I love them…

No. 566318

>>566246
this one actually needs a spoiler jesus christ. the brow jumpscared me

No. 566524

>>566246
I love his features, but the amount of unibrow makes him look like a cartoon character. If he plucked in the middle and kept the unibrow, but lightened it up a bit, he'd be 100% my type.

No. 566560

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>>566161
somehow they both have a wife and kids kek

No. 566565

>>566560
Isn't Nev Schulman a massive piece of shit who beat up a woman who tried to stop him photographing girls tits in college? (He actually got kicked out of the school even though his mom was on the board there, so it must have been pretty bad)
He's also been filmed shoving a female fan out of the way.

No. 566570

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>>566565
well damn. apparently a guest on season 4 also accused him of making sexual advances at her. it's funny because on the show he is extremely "woke" and performative about social issues. it's always the nice guys kek

No. 566702

>>566570
He has the face of a sex pest, it checks out

No. 566779

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>>566565
NTA, but holy shit, I just looked this up. He attended Sarah Lawrence College, which is a historically female-only college – here in Burgerland, most same-sex colleges started letting in the opposite sex in the '80s, IIRC – for photography. He was at some "queer" event and was taking photos, and a woman tapped his shoulder because she didn't know if he was doing it with good intentions (because male at women's college photographing lesbians) and he punched her, thinking she was a man, according to Wikipedia.
He does have a nice nose, though. I think I was born a little too late to watch it zoomie, so just from looking at photos without the context of Catfish, he seems handsome.

No. 566782

>>566246
This is the guy that messages you to "open bob and vagen"

No. 566792

>>565623
He's still based, supports JK Rowling, promotes books written by women on tranny ideology and gives women platform to talk about gender ideology hitting homosexual kids the most, and being dangerous and sexist in reinforcing stereotypes about women in general.
Btw I just really don't want him to die one day kek



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