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I agree with you 110%
Unfortunately I'm flat but fortunately my boyfriend isn't and it's One of the huge reasons why I even get turned on.
But at the same time, with a round butt, for any anon out there, isn't it uncomfortable when you sit down for a long period of time or when you wear skirts/tight pants
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I'm flat back there as well, kinda ironic.
The thing is I'm not into what most girls would call a "nice butt". I like butts that are actually very big, round, and quite protuberant. The OP pic is what I'd call a 10/10 ass, I just want to squeeze it and spank it and put my hands around his waist, unfff.
Functionally it's mostly only black boys who have this but there are some exceptions like the pic related. Although the dark skin does make it look better though, like it's "smoother" or "shinier", not sure how to put it.
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Ah, the male buttocks, such a marvel when is firm and round.
I realized I was attracted to butts because of porn lol the view when the camera was pointing from behind the guy to picture his ass in movement, that really turned me on.
This, except I don't really care about the calves and thighs. A bit smaller is actually better. Nice round bubbly butt is great.
Totally agree about upper body being overrated.
Oh this is about guy asses I should've read more of the thread.
My husband literally has a hank hill ass and I think it's cute
I have a huge ass and hips, my waist is 24 and my ass is 42, my shirts are xs and my bottoms are a size 12 and you don't see me complaining out of nowhere for no reason on a place where talking about the "struggle!!!woe is me!!!" over a tiny problem, that I can guarantee everyone except for models have
your butt probably isn't even big, considering most of the girls I knew who complained about how big their ass is, had a tiny ass, like lexxynichelle who goes on about how big her ass is when in reality its non existent
I don't know my measurements but I'm a size 18 in jeans currently because my ass can't fit into the smaller size. So i have to wear semi-baggy pants (despite them being skinny jeans).
i hate the shelf I get wearing flowy skirts :( i have bad back problems (diagnosed scoliosis but i think it's closer to hyper lordosis since it's not a twisting it's an inward curve) so my ass ends up looking slightly bigger in certain clothes because of it.
It may be nice to have a certain feature but for those who don't humble brag it's not really always a great thing. I'd rather like at least an average sized ass instead.
I just don't know why you have to assume that everyone who has a problem with a feature that may be liked by some people is just an attention whore. Not everyone seeks validation from others and my self worth/confidence isny a variable dependent on me meeting beauty standards or not. I just wish people understood that not everyone is that superficial because it's toxic as hell to fish for compliments. If I wanted compliments I would post butt selfies on Ig or whatever. This is a thread about big butts and I'm talking about a big butt downside!
(Sorry for the mini rant but it's annoying when people are so dismissive and scathing )
this. I wear xs shirts and even tho I'm basically all thighs, hips and ass I wear a 1L in Hollister jeans.
No way someone who's an xs in tops wears plus sized pants unless they got an extreme case of lymphedema or whatever that disorder is called.
same, except I'm a size 12 in normal jeans, and holy shit is finding pants a pain, but I barely wear pants, if they're a size 18, I can guarantee they're just fat>>65319
you don't have to, you really don't
unless you live in north europe or east asia, everyone everywhere else worships the big booty, and you'd have problems real enough and worse if you had a flat ass than if you had a big ass, not "oh one girl said my big butt was weird in 2006 and my family tells me to cover myself so I blame my ass" problems, like actual "nothing fits right, I don't feel feminine enough, I've been rejected, broken up with, cheated on because of my flat ass, I can't do anything without people making comments insulting my ass" type shit, don't believe me? just look up the amount of women who got rejected for having no ass, a woman can't even post a full body picture, that unless she has a big round ass, 99% of the comments will be about her butt not being big enough, thats a REAL problem, not your humblebragging over your butt thats probably not even big in the first place
hell, even most of europe wants a curvy figure nowadays, just stop
What are you even talking about? I'm not even that person, but I have a big ass, and a totally flat chest. It looks super unbalanced. A curvy figure is only good if you have big boobs AND a big butt.
If you're missing one of these, people will criticize your body to no end.
you probably don't have a big ass anyway
and your point? who cares about balance, no one cares about balance except for when it comes to humblebraggers who may have a bit bigger tits or a bigger ass and now magically they use the "but but muh balance" excuse, you're probably pulling a lexxynichelle, claiming you're unbalanced when in reality it's the opposite
as someone who has an xs top and size 12 jeans, I can guarantee no one criticizes jack shit unless you're in asia, like really, the most i've been called is bottom heavy, I think girls who have no ass are the ones with the real problems instead of humblebraggers who think they have a big ass and it's sooo unbalanced
Ok, but I do have a big ass. I'm not about to post pictures of myself to prove it, but I'm not sure why you think so many people here don't have one. I never hear people say the same thing about boobs. I love how you think wearing an XS top and size 12 jeans makes you an expert on all things butt-related? lol
Not to shit up the thread, but there's a reason why the hourglass figure is seen as the most attractive one. The pear-shaped figure isn't.
And if you have no ass, you can at least help yourself by doing squats, going bike-riding, etc. regularly. Whereas if you're flat-chested you can't really do anything except get implants.
No one is telling you to post pics, in fact please keep your lexxynichelle tier body to yourself, as what >>65338
said, everyone HATES big tits and no ass, you LITERALLY have to make shit up to make yourself seen a victim
pear shaped isn't ideal? is that why so many girls lie about being pear shape? is that why pear shaped is the best and only shape in plus sized fashion? is that why there's so many workouts for women to become pear shape?
get out of 2005, in fact many men had said themselves they would take a completely flat chest for a fat ass, who are you fooling?
People just love flat chests.
That's why breast implants are the most common type of plastic surgery, right? And you can look at models like Kate Upton, see how much money they're making with such a hated figure.
You're doing the exact same thing, acting like women with big boobs and a flat ass are victims. I don't even have anything against them, I literally agreed with you. I said that women who don't have both big boobs and a big butt (and a tiny waist!) get criticized.
dude, I can literally just google kate upton and find a bunch of pages talking about how they hate how she has no ass and hips
and what about butt implants? fat transfers to thighs, hips and ass? do you not know why the kardashians are famous? yanet garcia? just look at dr miami, I'm not saying people love flat chests, I'm saying you have to lie about society to seem like a victim, hell in the plastic surgery thread almost ALL of them have had something to make their bottom half bigger, I don't even wanna hear ithttp://www.ign.com/boards/threads/kate-upton-has-really-weird-hips-pic.454047601/
like really, what planet do you live on
no one is saying women with big butts and flat asses are victims, they're saying they have it harder than you, who allegedly has a big butt and flat chest, even frickin iggy azalea who has a million fan girls killing for her body
no one is criticizing your "big" butt and lack of tits, sit the fuck down
going to the gym will make your butt rounder and your thighs bigger not give you crazy huge hips and a huge kim k level ass
are you a bot? if a girl with no ass and huge unproportionate tits does glute exercises, the most that will happen is she will gain some glute muscle, not hips, and a lot of thigh muscle, do you not know how working out works? and depending on some, their butt will still stay small no matter how many hip thrusts and squats they do, you're a living meme
Yeah I have to agree on that. I did heavy lower body exercises for about a year and a half hoping I'd get an ass. Instead all I got was super muscular thighs. Who would have thought that my small hips meant I would never get a huge butt?? (not my ignorant, gullible college freshman self)
small hips/small frame = small butt for life. Those of you acting like its a huge deal are over exaggerating.
Isn't this thread for guys' butts anyways?? I may not have one, but I love guys who do.
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>>65334>unless you live in north europe or east asia
more than that actually>>65376
>Isn't this thread for guys' butts anyways?? I may not have one, but I love guys who do.
Guys have bigger glutes than women. Our asses just look bigger because of fat and estrogen, but guy butts stick out more
I like nice butts on both guys and girls tbh. >>65016
is fucking god tier, 10/10 would eat for hours.
my own butt could be smaller honestly, like another anon in the thread, I have no chest (sad, sad titties) and a big butt, and I look really weird in clothing. it's so unbalanced, and I hate everything I wear because of it. it is sometimes harder finding pants that fit as well, as my thighs are muscular too. I'd trade the butt in for a pair of nice boobs if I could
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Kim K was huge even back in 2014 though
"All About That Bass" is the debut single by American singer and songwriter Meghan Trainor. Released by Epic Records on June 30, 2014https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_About_That_Bass
So yeah, no, sorry
Okay, but the original point was that the map >>65511
was before the "big butt" trend, which was not true. Big butts have been a thing in the mainstream since like 2011 at the least.
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god I hate looking at dicks
and I kind of feel bad cause I feel like I made the thread go ot from what I said, my apologies
But the reason why I asked is because I'm very much into making my boyfriend embarrassed and I really want him to wear things that that can at least make him see how big his ass really is and just to tease him. Now I know what to make him wear
On a side note, guys with huge butts doing squats in the gym is a huge blessing. Totally
Makes working out a lot better
Are you talking about strapon stuff, or crossdressing?
>Now I know what to make him wear
And what I meant by
>now I know what to make him wear
Is regarding what sort of clothing article would look and as many anons pointed out, pencil skirts are good.
I'm not a fan of pants cause I can't just easily remove them but skirts are easier, especially short ones so I can take the opportunity to always make him bend down and admire his soft round butt. Not really a fan of making him wear anything that will look unflattering or uncomfortable
Sorry if I wasn't clear, I can't articulate things properly-
But I totally agree with them haha
just wondering, you were the only one with a fetish I saw in this thread
btw are you black or hispanic by any chance (sorry that sounds so rude lol)
Ahh I see but I can see why you would think that haha
And nah, it ain't rude lol
I am a mix of Caucasian and Asian
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OH lol. No, probably not. Selposting and your butt might be nice but these threads are fun because its fun to see what other women are ACTUALLY turned on by and spill what you truly like. It's not for people to ask if they're hot/show off. We have lesbian/bi fantasy and crush threads and they're not full of girls selfposting tits.
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Ahh, I get that. I actually came here more out of curiosity than desire to camwhore. I'm super intrigued by what turns women on and always thought it was weird how few men seem to genuinely be, considering how horny we are.
Women can be pretty shy about talking about it, I found this even in LTRs. But I also had an ex who would grab my ass all the time, even in public, which could be embarrassing, even had a couple girls I was acquaintances with just grope me without warning.
why did you even bother asking if you were just planning on posting it anyway even though the only answer you got was a no? go back to r/amisexy or whatever attention hoe.
shouldn't have wasted my time trying to explain
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100% XX chromosome girl here, r8 this butt out of 10?
kek jsyk you're no different than any 4chan camgirl or guys that jerk off on omegle. Ohhhh but you have a different motive that makes you different? You're just cuuurious? So what? You think all camgirls and exhibitionists don't have their own personal reasons and rationalizations for their choices? They do. They're human and there's more to them than what they present. You're not better than them or special, you big snowflake.
Some cows are born, but many start out as ok people and turn into cows through the same everybody-but-me attitude you have.
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Oh no no
I mean it's a small okay-ish butt
Will give points for the slight roundness but like tbh I prefer really big butts that are nicely round followed by meaty big thighs
Sort of like dropped pic
Crossed out the insta name, just in case
So now that you've had your 5 minutes of glory by basking in our disgust so move along
Butts are sacred to me>>67193
Sort of threw up in my mouth
Really hope it's not
Lame butt I rate 3/10>>67193
This was my first thought
Onion is Onision
You may wanna check /pt/ for his threads
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This board is slow moving af
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I like you,Anon>>67485
Either your mirror is dirty or whatever but it looks like you have moon craters on your ass
Not my taste, I prefer ones like the picture attached
I rate yours a gtfo with your cottage cheese ass/10
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Crap I didn't sage
Ah well, here's another pic
Again a nice round ass that ends off with big thighs is always a bonus in my book
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I haven't been stalking them for a long time now cause I've found a gold mine so I can see a wide variety of them so I'm not sure
Which is also my guilty pleasure when my boyfriend isn't around and Im craving his ass and thighs
However, I'm pretty sure the majority is gay
Why would having a big butt mean that you're gay? That makes no sense. >>67572>I like you,Anon
likewise. Also kinda funny that of the three pics you posted the black guy has the smallest ass lol
>I'm pretty sure the majority is gay
I'm sure a lot are, but there's plenty of men who enjoy showing off their asses to women :^)
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it may be but it's so cute, my hands ache to touch them. You'd be surprised though, a lot of black guys do have small asses but they are honestly so round, it makes me extremely jealous
But yes you are right and honestly that just rustles my jimmies like crazy ;^D>>67692
Yes, I have noticed
Hence why the only reason I even go cycling. Almost all the guys are friendly and Lady Luck must really love me because the majority have fine asses.
I'm probably a shit girlfriend for saying that but I can't help it. Now I know why most people are leaning towards people with big asses.
Also my apologies for posting so many pictures, this thread is my calling
lmao anon, im straight but these giant asses on men are such a turn off for me too. im so glad my bf is my thin-muscular ideal instead of resembling bears. the hank hill ass pics are so much worse, however.
no offense to the thicc ass lovers here ofc
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Although I wish to say all booty is perfect to me
I am utterly disgusted with the hank hill ones all because of Moomoo. So even Guys with that kind of booty isn't my preference
Anyways I'm just filled with negative emotions lol so here's another pic
I spoilered it since some anons may not like looking at it ^^
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More like I'm jealous of his
Despite his being the smallest
It still is bigger than mine.
Sorry if I came off as someone who got mad when stereotypes aren't met. Didn't mean to be like that,,,
hm, are you like me at all? Ever since I hit puberty I've had a very "feminine" taste in boys: round butts, large lips, preferably little to no body hair, and I'm not into super tall guys.
I guess the one feminine thing that turns me off is a total lack of muscle. Oh and manboobs, manboobs are horrible for some reason, manbutts are great.
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We have very similar tastes but one thing I'm not fond of is really big lips since mine are big two and it just doesn't feel right when kissing, not to be rude or anything
But my man needs to have a bit of muscle
But truth be told I'm more of a person who focuses mostly on big butts and big ass thighs because even if they don't have much muscle
It plays well with my love of having them cross dress in girly clothes????
I can't win at all with my desires-
Well, I have thin lips and an average ass, for the record. The appeal for me is mental and physical.
Physical wise it's like "wow this body part looks really big/prominent/grabbable".
Mental wise it's more like "aww, his x part is feminine, I'm sure he's so insecure about it let me make him feel good"
And I guess touch-tactile wise I just really like hairless skin and large lips. Especially when the skin is really shiny and smooth looking, like in >>67827>>67606>>66571>>65706>>65010
it just looks really touchable.
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is this shooped? i was taught in anatomy art class that male butts are typically flat and not completely rounded like females. they have like a dimple on the sides and most of the fat is in the center>>65511
porn is illegal in iceland and several african and middle eastern countries, so idk where pornhub is getting these statistics.
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what? I've seen tons of female butts with dimples on the side, keep in mind it's an art class so the typical female form in drawings is going to look a little more curvy and smooth despite 99% of women not having a body as presented in drawings, naturally, most women have hip dips, a lot of women have flat butts, a lot of men have big plump full butts, someones butt doesn't signify their gender, I think the most is that women tend to have wider butts
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yeah, I guess variety is going to happen. but the dimples I mean are much, much more prominent on males. so even when they're plump, it still squishes their glutes together so they don't look perfectly round from hip to buttcrack (lol sorry)
That's just if they have less bodyfat and more musclemass than their female counterparts, which is indeed the norm, but it's not a rule. Women have the same butt shape when they get down to low enough bodyfat and high enough muscle mass.
Pet peeves me when art resources assume men always have muscle definiton and women always have none.
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does it? I always thought it had to do more with genetics/pelvis shape, I've seen chubby girls with big butts have the dips on the sides of their ass,
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the point wasn't about her girdle. I was talking about how she had the "dips" in the sides of her butt, I know men and women have different butts, I'm saying that someones butt isn't the determination of their gender, i even said that women tend to have wider butts than men, it's just not the biggest factor, I also took several anatomy courses and got 85% or above grades in each class, there's the feminine butt and there's masculine butts, however it mostly has to do with fat depositing in their ass, men and womens HIPS differ vastly, but the glutes are just muscle and fat, it is not a determination of gender however small muscley butts are seen as masculine and plump wide butts are seen as feminine
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fyi encircled in red here is the actual bum muscle. next to it (circled in purple) is a hard tendon, not a muscle. this tendon is what makes the dimple. women have smaller ones, therefore their butt muscles have more space, therefore they're wider/rounder and less likely to have noticeable dimple.
but if the guy has no muscle definition, he won't have that. point is, that big guy asses on husky men aren't shoop, no.
could be shopped, but the picture is from 3/4 perspective, so you wouldn't see the narrowness of the hips anyway.
Not all guys have the dimple, it depends on fat % and individual tendencies of storing fat in certain places.
male butts are definitely NOT flat though, if anything they're rounder than female butts in the "backward" direction, meaning they stick out more
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If you wanna see some big white boy butts check out hockey players
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posting some reggie bush
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and another. I find it funny how the masseuse in the background is staring at him lol, not that I blame her
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oh yeah and this one, from before kimk had those butt implants or whatever.
God, he has such a fucking muscle butt. Those grooves tho
>You'd be surprised though, a lot of black guys do have small asses but they are honestly so round, it makes me extremely jealous
Are "big" and "round" supposed to be different things?
Personally black guys definitely have big butts, at least that's what I've noticed. And white guys have big butts compared to Asians.
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yeah, roundness pertains more to the shape rather than the size
a rounder butt can make a butt look bigger though
look at volleyball player butts (and I don't mean photoshopped images almost everywhere on the internet)
they're all pretty small but round and perky
where as women who just eat cheetos all day and flop on their ass tend to have big yet flat asses, unless they got good genes
on another not
cyclist ass = god tier asses for men and women
ok there's no way those asses are real lol
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almost makes me wanna start cycling to have an ass like this
Anon, they're kilts. Traditional Scottish clothing.
Though being pleated at the back, they are a bit too much camouflage for this thread.
can anyone just get an ass like that simply by doing exercises?
I feel like all the big ones I see started out big to begin with.
Depends, I use to cycle and it helped a looott with my ass, like i went from anatomy book body to model ass, I didnt squat though I just cycled,I feel like it would get even more thick if I squated, but yeah, it depends on the person, some people can squat and bike for years and only have a little bit of muscle built, it all depends on who
Sage for blogging
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what? an entire race doesn't have the same butt size, I've seen plenty of white girls with big round brap asses and I've seen plenty of blacks with no ass
Yeah but I mean on average >>70486
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cyclists do their quad and ass work at the gym too
>tfw lift to get nice ass and still hank hill ass
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>girl i have crush on lost weight and now is skinny and has boring body, she wears almost same clothing>whereas before she was nice and thick in all right places with her good fat distribution
i get it she wanted to slim down but she doesnt have muscle and ass and now she went from round butt(at least in clothes i guess would be pretty flabby without) to flabby flat square
wish u could teach her how to do squats and deadlifts and make her gain some good weighthttps://youtu.be/kNM2wkhUhEA
linking some brrrrap
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maybe she had a hormone problem which is why she wanted to lose weight or she lost it from personal issues and is wearing loose clothing so she looks more flat? you'd be surprised at how a "Sad flat square" can turn into a nice voluptuous ass when the pants come off. Jfk and why are you talking shit about her body behind her back about a girl you supposedly like? The thick trend enablers are always dumb as fuck
yeah i get it
but she looked hotter in clothes
and she wasnt even fat, or overweight per se, just little bit more curves
Still, she has great fat distribution, so im guessing if she hopped on some exercise routine with slight calorie surplus she would look amazing.
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Is a male booty too big if it jiggles? Pic related
Boy has some killer thighs tho.>>71428
Would love to smack that lol.
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it's weird for me
sometimes I'm super attracted to it and sometimes I'm turned off by uit
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