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No. 145798
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/Pol/tard baiter NLOG
Probably the whole Vought industries would have a thread full of conspiracionists and it would turn out to be true, but the focus would probably be on Homelander and Deep. She would constantly post in the Vought thread as well.
No. 145806
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Jill canonically uses imageboards
No. 145809
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I think Tomoyo would when she gets older. Doesn't much care for drama boards but she loves fashion, sewing, plants, cooking threads. She's the anon who gives nice and helpful replies in advice threads even if you're retarded. Blogs about crushing on a straight girl often.
No. 145811
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Equal parts based and unhinged. Doxxfag, master cowtipper, no fucks given.
No. 145815
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>>145806I would always laugh at the posts on the imageboard she goes to (forgot the name, I think I last played it in 2016) because it would remind me of lolcow so much. I wonder if one of the devs was a farmer.
I distinctly remember this interaction
"I went to Kira Miki's concert with my boyfriend, it was super fun"
">with my boyfriend
Normies get out of my board REEEEEE"
Not verbatim, but you get the gist kek
No. 145824
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I feel like Azula would both post on lolcow and have a thread dedicated to her. Just because she's so ruthless AND socially inept. She would make a thread about Ty Lee, Mai and Katara to psych them out but also have a dedicated anti-fanbase with all the people she's pissed off.
No. 145828
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All of them
Hannah:
>Would make every vent about her and say how miserable she is
>Would be banned a lot for blogposting
>Would constantly vent or ask advice about Adam, would get defensive when people would tell her to dump him, people would reasonably call her a fucking idiot with her on and off relationship with him
>Typical middle class libfem girl
>Would post about Marnie and Jessa in the personal cows all the time, would infight if people didn't agree with her that she is the biggest victms and the other are cows, just like lonelita/roomie anon
Marnie
>Would humblebrag all the fucking time, probably would become a pasta
>Would vent about her mom and relationships a lot
>Would minimod all the time
>Would post a lot on /g/
>Would post about Hannah in the personal cow thread
>Hannah and Marnie would finally clock each other and cause a shitstorm
>They finally get their own threadfor being huge drama queens, but it would probably die down quickly and some anons would be into Adam
Shoshanna
>Mostly chill, uses /g/, /ot/ and /m/ a lot
>Eventually would use the gossip board to give insider intel on Hannah and Marnie, venting about how much she actually hates them
>Would sometimes humblebrag about living in Japan and being able to read moon runes
Jessa
>Would learn about this site through Hannah, probably snooping her laptop one day
>Would troll
>Get bored after her 6th ban
>Leave and say the internet is meaningless and pointless and you gotta live real life
>Would secretly comeback from time to time, like every 6 months. Would either post a vent or post in the drugs/pot thread
No. 145862
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meru meru
she'd be absolutely scathing and get banned at least twice a day for infighting
No. 145865
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>>145862I love her. She and Komori bully each other on LC without knowing.
No. 145870
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She would post about all of her irl personal cows and vent about how horribly Regina treats her on /ot/.
No. 145873
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posts in the crypto discussion and personal finances threads
No. 145928
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>>145870I feel like her too
No. 145941
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Would mostly post on /m/ but occasionally come to /g/ to ask clueless things about boys. Would get terfpilled eventually but be too cynical to come out about it IRL.
>>145928I feel like she already lives here
No. 145958
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Diane eventually would be based and pinkpilled, but she would have to hide the fact from her braindead libfem friends. I think she would drop blinds on her famous friends when they did something awful and everyone would lose their shit when they turned out to be real
No. 145973
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>>145943>>145941I don't think she would be a cow because I can't see her having a huge internet presence but I think she would definitely be a TERFy farmer. Jane, on the other hand would be an artcow.
No. 145985
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>>145958Based about some things yes but Diane would 100% Nigelpost and spout some NAMALT shit sometimes. Kelsey, our resident lesbian movie director, however is pinkpilled and maybe her posts reach Diane eventually.
No. 145989
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She would almost exclusively post on the /cow/ boards and would make a vendetta thread about Tsunoda.
No. 145991
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Misa Amane, the pick-me queen herself. De/g/enerate, hybristophilia fag. Loads of vendetta posting, constantly banned for alogging, a bit of a resident lolcow. Everyone is tired of telling her to stop worshiping sociopath men every week. She stopped posting suddenly and hasn't come back. Presumed murdered.
No. 145993
>>145985Ah, you are right. Kelsey would 100% be pinkpilled and gc. Diane would still have shit to work on, but I think she could get swayed to the pink side. Though yeah, she would never stop posting about her buffalo Nigel,
triggering all the hardcore man hate and lesbian anons.
No. 145997
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>>145989Tsunoda posts in her own thread lmao
No. 145998
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kinda looks like shoe to me…
I'm sorry anons, please forgive me
No. 146004
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>>146002Yes, Girl from Nowhere. It's on Netflix.
No. 146005
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/m/ SUPREMACISTS
No. 146014
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made a small collage to avoid flooding this thread
No. 146313
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Both Mai and Mio!
No. 146314
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Asobi Asobase girls make the funniest shitposts
No. 146422
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they would be especially vicious farmers, and one of them is a nlog and aggressively whiteknights for a certain someone
No. 146436
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they all love to post the eds in the unconventionally attractive men thread. marie gets made fun of when she posts double d there because everyone says he's too hot or she just posts him in the conventionally attractive men thread to make lee and may jealous
No. 146441
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No. 146449
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>>146436anon are you implying this is the pinnacle of attractive men
No. 146450
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>>146449he's a 90s kid, he's smart, sensitive, wears a hat like a proper turn of the century gent and might be asian/canadian. what more could you want?
No. 146481
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>>146441miranda absolutely (together with her other friend, mipsy or whatever her name was), but i feel like courtney would not understand anything, she's a bit too air headed and kind to be here lmao
dodie on the other hand… a messy bitch
No. 146643
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Kinda surprised she hasn't been posted yet.
She would also use crystal.cafe and make a thousand >tfw no bf threads
No. 146660
>>146441FUCK YES I LOVED THIS SHOW
I bet that gothic girl (forgot her name, the transfer student) would browse too
No. 146663
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>Don’t Trust the B- - in Apt 23
Chloe gives those embellished stories BPDfag finnanon vibes
Robin is the roommatefag with vendetta bordering on homoeroticism
No. 146667
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Her for sure
No. 146668
>>146436>>146450Hard agree about double d, my childhood crush
>>146449Yes
No. 146895
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No. 146897
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what are the chances
No. 146907
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Heather Duke and Veronica of course.
No. 146915
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Farmers CN edition
No. 146948
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Jade West and Trina Vega from Victorious
No. 146954
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>>146940Nta, but i did my best.
No. 147009
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Stop being such a newfag Tina!
No. 147013
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No. 147014
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Del from Wayne. God I too want a beat up sub bf.
No. 147015
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no one has posted my girl nanami.
love this thread.
No. 147018
>>147015I feel like Shiori aka Utena's psycho BPD-chan would love to post here as well. She would sperg about Juri, write self-hating vents and ask for advice how to give best oral
to Ruka of course.
Oh, and Anthy would troll us all.
No. 147019
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>>147011>>147012Middle bottom pic are the Crust Twins from My Life as a Teenage Robot
No. 147020
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Anime version Rei totally would.
No. 147025
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caught kanji posting in the sewing thread, stayed to white-knight cows and constantly evades bans
No. 147029
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>>146005Fujogangfujogangfujogang
No. 147062
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she'd constantly complain about ann in /ot, only ever post in the personal lolcows thread and be a pretentious asshole in /m
No. 147159
>>147062She makes LARP posts that get gold stars
>>147048>>147047Tina is unironically a dr
@rfag
No. 147160
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>>146643Maybe she's a reformed 4chan girl, she found the light
No. 147334
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>>146954If we’re talking about characters from Spongebob going on lolcow, Pearl seems more likely than Mrs. Puff tbh
No. 147388
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scarlet from space dandy would most definitely shit-talk her exes here
No. 147445
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Victoria Chase from Life is Strange.
>nitpicker extraordinaire
>secret weeb who posts frequently to anime and manga threads
>gives very good advice about skincare, make up and fashion in /g/
>posts about personal cows in her life, mostly Max
>frequent bans for in-fighting and derailing
No. 147448
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them
No. 147478
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>>147445Chloe too
>step dick step dick step dick>seething about men>powerlevels about being a stoner>music threads>practically lives in vent No. 147483
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Her and her mom but mostly her because she doesn’t know how to behave and constantly acting like a dumb lolcow in the show. Georgia would be kind of proud posted by anons who like also azealia banks. Would probably be one of those /ot/ racebaiters who always derail in the unpopular opinions thread and possibly a PULL refugee. Would probably namefag as well and get banned for hours
No. 147488
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>ackshually
>can we please stop talking about scrotes?
>spergs about highly abstract intellectual interests even when no one responds (always ends with "amirite!?" tho)
>enjoys weird indie bands like most anons
>tries to keep /lg/ from derailing
>fashion and makeup threads
>lots of venting about friends being too dumb, anons ask why she even hangs out with them, responds "idk really"
>details plans for morally dubious social experiments and world domination "but not like I would ever really do that"
>bit of a how do you do fellow kids? vibe
No. 147621
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ban evader, weeb doxxer and ita killer
/w/'s strongest warrior
No. 147634
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one of the mom anons who started with cows in /pt/ and eventually became a /g/ and /ot/ only anon
No. 147665
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consistent man hate poster.
No. 147825
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>>147478>>147445Brooke thinks everyone in her town is a fucking cow and she's right
No. 147833
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No. 147837
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Mami from Rent A Girlfriend would not only be a milky cow, she would be in here talking shit about everyone like the fake bitch she is.
No. 147843
>>147836Nta but it's more like in the first two episodes she's unnecessarily rude to and makes jabs at Max's intelligence purely out of jealousy, because of her own crush on Warren, which is pretty immature since she acts that way even if Max does deny his invite to the movies. I don't dislike her character but it was good to see her improve later on.
I agree that she'd definitely be browsing lolcow for sure
No. 147852
>>147629Kek true. He'd run back to 4chan and cry about misandry being normalised.
>>147843NTA that called her a NLOG but yeah, this. At least she kinda realises she's a NLOG but in my game I
yeet Chloe into the tornado so I wonder if she ever improves herself in that timeline.
No. 147858
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Ayame Sarutobi.
Very milk. Nlog, stalker, pervert.
No. 147905
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Somebody in the old thread said Dee from It's Always Sunny and I couldn't agree more. I can't decide if she would be a cow or a farmer. Probably both lol. Same with Artemis.
Dennis, Maureen Ponderosa, and Gail the Snail would have their own threads as well.
No. 147908
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>>147905Can you imagine Dennis finding his own thread? The ensuing sperg would be legendary.
No. 147931
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>>147908I've seen people call Onision a less charismatic / attractive version of Dennis, so I could definitely see hime having a thread. They both have that hardcore narcissism and hyper sexuality.
No. 147954
>>147900You literally defended a NLOG behavior… "omg im so much better than those dumb sluts cause im into real shit like SCIENCE and VIDEO GAMES and not stupid girly shit. Am I right Warren? uwu"
The fuck is she even doing in that school instead of being with other based sciencebros?
Also imagine defending THIS:
>If Max decides to talk to Brooke, Max will ask her whether she saw the freak snowfall the day before, to which Brooke replies that she was riveted by it. Hoping to find out more about the snowfall, Max asks Brooke if she can explain how it happened to a "science noob" like herself. Brooke replies that "even meteorologists can't explain that snow" and says that she bets that Warren can.So intelligent she got hypnotized by an incel cock kek
No. 147958
>>147678LSP would be everyone's narc queen who gives terrible relation advice, paragraphs about her shit ex's, constant thirst posts, and random updates on her trashy life that leaves /ot/ and /g/ in a civil war with half the anons treating her as a lovable pet cow and the other hating her for being an autistic attentionwhore worthy of a thread. Admin, ends up biting the bullet and banning her anyway. I can see anons calling out Marceline's posts about her dad and the subject of her dad hate being a vent thread pic:
>vent thread: daddy why did you eat my fries? edition>>147512PB would have anons unironically ask her if she's autistic, stealth moid, or has aspergers, leading to her flipping her shit about being "too intelligent" for lolcow but still posting on the daily. Ends up getting her posts marked with a pink fedora.
>>147931>>147908>>147905Their infighting and ban evading would be legendary. Would their autistic infighting, self-posting, and samefagging top spergchan's?
No. 148032
>>147954>girl liking science and video games are NLOG>assuming she thinks art is "girly shit" and slutty>she doesn't belong in the ~art~ school with her NLOG ~science~Projection much? How do you not see the hypocrisy. Have you considered that she just hates a lot of the artfags because they literally ARE retarded backstabby bullying divas who are even more pretentious than her. Including Max, only she's a moralfaggy mary sue. That's why in the alternate timeline, Max is in with Victoria's group and acting all queen bee.
>Oh no, she simps for a beta male, how can she possibly have intellect. How non-NLOG of you to say. B-but, she's ruuude, feminist women would never be rude. Max only keeps Warren around for plot devices, he gets in dangerous situations because of her. It's human of Brooke to resent Max for that. Brooke at least has flaws and overcame them aka a character arc.
No. 148034
>>148032What exactly am I projecting? She just seemed like a typical "one of the boys" pick me. I thought part of not being an NLOG is not shitting on other girls for having interests other than you, which she did. Good for Brooke for dropping her shitty behavior, but the same could be also said about Victoria (a much, much worse case obviously). I still think pre-character development Brooke would bitch about other girls while whining how nobody is as smart as her. You are right that her retarded obsession with Warren is age appropriate, but to me it doesn't absolve her from fitting into the mold.
The whole love "triangle" situation is so classic. Beta douchebag (did he tell Brooke he will settle on going to the cinema together if Max declines? wtf) obsesses over another girl why ignoring his female version kek. She seemed super male-identified, i.e in how she watched the awful Katie video and had zero empathy for her ("everyone watched it anyway"). It would be even more obvious she's a neckbeard orbiter if the line about her making fun of Kate for not being an atheist was kept in the final product.
Now that I think if, she would probably post more on reddit and 4chan, especially since farmers would bully her about her crush on Warren.
No. 148113
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both of them
No. 148122
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>>145787she’d be a cow who also browses lolcow
No. 149176
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Ultimate celebricow.
Would find the celebricow thread through obsessively googling her name.
Would have a meltdown because someone called her c-list instead of the countless call outs for cow behavior instead
Maybe Liz would start using it after Jenna crying about it to her lol
No. 149180
>>149176Jenna would start her own thread and leak her own sextape on /pt/
Liz would obsessively check Jenna's thread but never post in it because
that would be crossing the line
No. 149284
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surprised I haven't seen her ITT considering one of her first appearances is her shit talking her future friends on some anonymous forum online. she'd make a good cow herself as well since she's a ridiculous little attention whore.
No. 149285
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>>149284I've been thinking about her kek Despite being by favorite member I still found her insufferable because of the gimmicks they keep pushing on the girls
No. 149368
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thought so, but then I remembered she's blind
No. 149369
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she's a regular jim carrey poster on the unconventional attractions thread
No. 149377
>>149369ofc faye would have good
questionable taste kek
No. 149462
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Especially in the early years, she would totally be there bitching and bragging on /ot/
No. 150055
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>>149180Kek I can also see Liz Lemon posting a lot on /ot/, especially about food, venting or the dumbass thread to post dumbass shit about her life. Also giving good recs on /m/ for movies and books - and getting royally buttmad when someone calls her taste shit. More than once she would be called an nlog for thinking she's weird for liking cheese and not dressing up for work.
She would also get banned more than once for posting stuff in the celebricow thread even though they are true because she didn't give any receipts so she wouldn't out herself.
No. 150056
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>>150055She'd probably post dumb libfem takes and be all over the baby/biological clock threads too, and we know she's an a-logger from how she wanted to fight the moms she was talking to online on the last episode.
No. 150059
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>>145787Chanel no 5
>would complain about the way Chanel and the other Chanel’s treats her on the vent thread>would have chanel as her personal cow> is a cow herself for spit roasting twins, goes on the deep web to conspire about killing chanel, rubs one out to Dora the explorer. No. 150062
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No. 150090
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No. 150387
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>>150090Mercilessly shit talking her dumb employers, all rich trash everywhere, and basically everyone else too.
No. 150564
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The girl group from Crazy Ex-girlfriend. All four would be browsing lolcow, all for different reasons and without knowing that the other three are on here as well.
Rebecca would probably become a famous anon having regular bpd breakdowns in the vent thread.
No. 150768
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>>149368Asami joins for /g/ and ends up going full pinkpill after like, a week
No. 150776
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Just imagine how much shit she would talk and then completely melt down if someone called her out on it.
No. 150819
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>>150766Her brother should have died but alas. Rocking that dress from the flood relief donation pile. Always on her phone. Could shit talk anyone.
No. 150821
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No. 150823
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>>147062Her long lost twin Ingrid would post too.
No. 150836
>>150833There's "Single White Female" but it's not as good. Movies like this tend to make the obsessive woman just seem one dimensional and crazy while Ingrid is really humanised and we see her thought process.
It's frustrating because there's so much storytelling potential in realistic obsessive women but I guess Hollywood is too male dominated to realise this. Ingrid was written by two guys surprisingly but I've love to see a more female focused take on the subject.
No. 150979
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>>150901Most of them are about simping over a (taken) man, which most of the time makes them shite and sexist off the bat. I think Black Swan is one of the better ones about obsessive women. In the similar vein, The Perfection (2018).
Not realistic per se and it's about a man but I liked The Loved Ones (2009), I found the villain likable lol
Killing Eve would qualify for obsessive women too.
I'll add more over at the movie threads if I think of them.
No. 151030
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Bitch Pudding would not only be a cow, she would shitpost in other cow's threads, threaten to beat up PT's mom for getting her arrested, and tell you to dump your boyfriend for treating you bad.
No. 151894
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she has a priest kink
No. 151952
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No. 151953
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>>151952oh definitely as eas not sure about setsuna but i think laura would definitely self post about herself
No. 153814
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No. 153866
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Imagine a Tomie chapter centering around a particular Tomie being posted as a cow and bitched about, only for it to be revealed that all the girls frequenting her thread are also Tomies kek
No. 155283
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Especially Rita Skeeter from the books. Anything to get that juicy gossip. I think she'd browse for ideas, too.
No. 155290
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bridget from most popular girls in school
No. 155305
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Lexy would discover this site in late HS/first year of college and would be a resident of /g/ and the celebrity and vent (because she loves helping people) threads in /ot/.
No. 155408
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the snotgirl cast without a doubt.
>cutegirl would practically live on here shit-talking the others.
>lottie would whiteknight herself in her own thread.
No. 155426
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Effy Stonem would be a feature. Her better than you am soooo mysterious attitude would see her talked about. Drugs, mental health issues, narcissistic behaviour, shiity friend. Etc
No. 155428
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I didnt finish watching 90210 but Silver had a website where shw would make videos making fun of her classmates.
So yeah.
No. 155445
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sketch from skins season 2. if she used lolcow she would probably fill up the fujo thread and sperg out on the fujoshi cringe thread. would post a lot of ramblings about her totally futile crush on maxxie in /g and refuse to listen to any of the helpful advice offered by anons.
alternatively she would be a cow and get posted in the fakeboi thread on /snow
No. 155446
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>>155445whyew, i hate this bitch.
i think emily from gen 2 would be a farmer. she'd vent about her sister in ot, post in the attractive women you'd want to fuck thread in g, and post her picrew creations in m.
franky from gen 3 would be a cow on snow
No. 158329
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I feel like they would both browse /ot/ and /g/ and Jenna especially would use the relationships thread to vent about Matty. Everyone would tell her to dump his ass. Tamara would wander over to the gossip boards every now and then but would only be interested in a few cows.
No. 158335
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>>158329Also this bitch would definitely try to post a vendetta thread against Jenna at some point. Either after she found out Jenna was hooking up with Matty or after her private blog got leaked.
No. 158440
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Sakurako from Hana Yori Dango would be a vendetta-chan, cow potential if she had an online presence
No. 158441
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She's here to laugh and see right through your bullshit
No. 158442
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>>158441Tsunoda would be mean but funny
No. 159864
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Both of them
No. 159893
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She posts but she doesn't know how she got here
No. 160009
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Most girls from Kakegurui, especially Yumemi and Mary
No. 160017
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Light has a cow thread, probably created by L. Or at least he lurks it trying to dig up dirt on Light
No. 162659
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212 is definitely a farmer
No. 162665
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Muffy Crosswire most definitely
No. 162669
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Teenage Dawn would be a poster here.
No. 165587
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No. 165591
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>>162665She would definitely use the vent thread to constantly complain about every little thing Francine does.
On the same note Prunella would also browse and be some one who constantly gives unwanted advice and shit on all the cows that "practice" witchcraft.
No. 165594
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the girls from ghost world. mostly thora birch's character. she'd definitely follow cow threads then post about being a neet and rant about how her best friend is becoming a normie in ot and g.
No. 165597
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This bitch
No. 165607
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I think Vanessa Wye from My Dark Vanessa would be a farmer
>bitchy/catty towards other women
>mentally ill
>ran a blog so she probably spends a lot of time online
No. 165613
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Watching Mawaru Penguindrum (I'm giving it a second chance after 10 years) and I'm convinced Ringo would post here about her teacher crush and basically be the Amanda Seyfried celebricows sperg, but for Yuri
>>165597Really don't see it, but I second
>>165609>>165607She was bitchy? I must have totally forgotten it. The book has been so underwhelming for me. I also forgot about her blog, so yeah…
No. 165641
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No. 165664
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Yuri from Girl From Nowhere would vendetta post about Nanno but get called out because no one probably knows who Nanno even is and because she isn't even milky, and because everything Yuri would say sounds fucking insane to regular people.
No. 165723
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Claire Fisher from Six Feet Under
No. 165755
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> would constantly be accusing anons on being a scrote for no reason.
> radfem
>browses the MtF trainwreck thread and probably puts hexes on the troons
>would apply for being a mod every time the application is featured.
>nitpicks
No. 165761
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obviously
No. 165787
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This bitch, without a doubt
No. 165809
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Samefag but
>Has less than 100 followers on social media and no internet presence whatsoever
>Dirty deletes every tweet she makes out of paranoia
>Still checks LC constantly to see if a thread was made about her
No. 165889
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>>165787All of them, really.
No. 166080
>>165815I don't hate her but she's basically BPD chan
>>165889Zero:
>Fights with everyone>Constantly banned for a-loggingOne:
>Sees herself as above it all>Lurks anywayTwo:
>Has a thread on her and Cent>Will self post and fail to integrate >Eventually will use /g/ for venting when Cent leaves herThree:
>Doesn't care about cows>Just posts text walls in hobby threadsFour:
>Nuff saidFive:
>Occupies the Fakeboi/FTM thread the hardest>Uses the sex threads on /g/ to blogpost No. 167726
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>female cow
>protects her best friend Daisy
>is mean towards Otis
No. 167730
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>>167726Otis would come here to whiteknight himself, but also to create threads about himself and
>is this a 4chan for females lol?Ad nauseum.
He would vendettapost about the fat ginger guy and anons would tell him that the retarded fat ginger guy doesn’t have enough milk, so he would then post pictures of his udders or glasses of milk saying that he has more milk.
No. 167771
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>>167734Because the animators were a bunch of city slickers.
Alternatively, he stole Lactaid Cow's udders.
No. 167772
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>>167740I'm convinced Skinny Cow is a tranny.
No. 167796
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>>167740I think the Laughing Cow has an udder reduction.
No. 167935
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Violet would definitely spam /g/ with relationship advice threads
No. 168868
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would come off condescending, gives solid advice
No. 168881
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This bitch would be here all day
No. 170171
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I can see her discovering the site because someone made a thread about her. Now she checks it daily, derails the thread in every possible way and probably talks shit about Hannibal and Will in the vent thread. Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.
No. 170201
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Both of them would be farmers and both would post about each other in the personal cows thread
No. 170465
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Binge re-watching Pepper Ann, I gotta throw in these two catty bitches. Nicky, Trinket, Cissy, and maybe PA herself could also be candidates.
No. 170490
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She would come back everyday after respawning to repost the same schizo rant in the vent thread about the multiverse and quantum entanglement or some shit.
No. 170589
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Momoko being a dumb christfag in the tinfoil thread again
No. 170616
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Celestia would for sure be a cow on the /snow/ or /w thread. Her constant insistence that's a white European girl when she's clearly Japanese would be hilarious and fascinate everyone with the weeaboo roles reversal. She'd definitely provide us with plenty of milk with some livestreams turning into a narc bubble collapse.
No. 170736
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My femcel icon
No. 171021
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No. 171024
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I miss phyllis
No. 171141
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I feel like she'd be a lurker who occasionally posts in makeup and fashion threads to give advice to glow up. She'd also be on the relationship thread telling everyone to break up with their boyfriends at the mildest inconvenience
No. 171610
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she is here for the bounty intel
No. 171612
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No. 173940
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Sophie from Peep Show. She's be one of those people who posts in a snow thread defending the cow and actually puts her real email in the email field, but once she becomes a drunken mess she remembers LC and starts posting endlessly in /g/ and /ot/ (and gets a few bans for blogposting in cow threads).
No. 175628
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Mr Bean's girlfriend would post in the vent threads sometimes but mostly be in the relationship advice talking about her retarded boyfriend only to get lots of "dump him" and some occasional very long advice that is just a long way of saying "love yourself, dump him" but she would never listen, so she would always be there with some ridiculous new story that would eventually become pasta
No. 175632
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i have no reasonable explanation for this but she would definitely post her
No. 175878
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Probably 2 of the oldest posters. They would respond "Dump him" on the Relationship advice thread, usually complaining about their exes or one of the male Simpsons, their favorite cows are often sex workers as both of them get to nitpick them (And probably get banned a couple of times for bringing up their how they used to teach classes about attracting men). They would also be pretty pinkpilled, specially Patty. I just watched the LS Mark video on the Simpsons, and I'm surprised that there were a couple of semi-recent jokes making fun transbians/TiMs, and also that the episode of Patty coming out as a lesbian caused controversy because she didn't want to marry a dude who wasn't even a transbian, kek
Also, Bart and Milhouse would probably be male baitposters. They would get a lot of (You)s and post unsaged shitposts on the cow threads. Milhouse would often forget that it's a female only site and post about how lonely he is, getting banned for underage maleposting, some of his posts become copypastas tho.
No. 175936
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Paris from Gilmore Girls definitely
>has tried to make a cow thread about Rory at least once and got banned for vendetta posting
>would get into fights with anons who try to give her advice on the vent and relationship threads she would camp at
>would blog-post and humble brag any chance she could.
No. 175939
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>>175936Also these 2, would probably spend most of their time on /g/ but would pop into /snow/ for the hot goss
No. 175966
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Would probably start threads on idols she doesn't like/is personally jealous of. Would absolutely have a thread on lolcow, that she'd very obviously post in by white knighting herself and shitposting. Would probably write in the vent thread unhinged posts about how she feels like her life is over and that she's going to become a withered old hag the day after her 20th birthday.
No. 175986
>>175878Lmao. Milhouse would definitely be infamous here. I could eventually see him getting his own thread.
I think Lisa would lurk and post occasionally and be pretty pink pilled but she’s ultimately too libfem (she tries to defend trannies and gets ruthlessly mocked for it)
No. 175990
>>175986Radfem-chans would be eternally seething over Lisa because she's constantly going in /meta/ to whine about them
she'd be the one responsible for getting 2x shutdown kek and her posts would unintentionally cause the most infighting/politsperging.
No. 175993
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shittalks himself to draw attention to himself so serena will notice him. also randomly accuses other anons of being scrotes to cover up that he's a scrote himself.
No. 175994
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>>175993also summer from the oc. talks about her autistic jewish nerd bf seth on /g/ because she knows all the other farmers who are into skinny autistic jewish nerd males are jealous of her nigel, but frequently posts bait on /ot/ as well just to stir shit.
No. 175998
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>anon your typing style is autistic, stop saying nyo and integrate
No. 176006
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Janice from the sopranos I could see.
She would get banned constantly for making nitpicking comments on cows. Would unironically post about a 20 year old developing nasolabial folds. Mainly posts in the tinfoil and spirituality threads about using your vibrations to your fullest potential. She would make veiled threats against anons not to mess her or her family.
No. 176332
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watched the mcu spiderman movies and im obsessed with how much of a weirdo they made mj near the beginning. disneys first ever pinkpilled farmer femcel love interest
No. 176357
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Yukino miyazawa from karekano would have been the perfect nonna. Shes confident, funny, has an amazing complex of superiority and loves rejecting boys. Too bad she fell for that psycho with mommy issues. I wish he wasnt in the manga lol
No. 176480
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With the crazy shit and blatantly criminal acts she gets up to, she would have her own thread for sure. I feel like she would be the type to spam up her own thread trying to defend herself while simultaneously calling other nonnas bitches
Man, I miss this show
No. 176495
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She would absolutely fill entire vent threads alone
No. 176522
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All of them
No. 176524
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This bitch
No. 176585
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No. 176736
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No. 176743
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Kikyo would totally let loose on lolcow thriving off the drama and spamming threads about how her ex found a carbon copy of her
No. 176911
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all female p3 characters but fuuka
No. 176921
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Technically almost canon
No. 176973
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madison montgomery would definitely be labeled a cow.
No. 176975
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alison off pretty little liars would probably spend a lot of time on this site and post on /g/ a lot spreading juicy gossip
No. 177380
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>>173940Kek. Just imagine the endless walls of text about Mark and Jeff in the relationship advice thread, especially the inevitable greentext after Mark jilted her. Jeremy would somehow end up a notorious cow too - she would create the thread for him.
No. 177392
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i feel like Jane would’ve browsed through this site daily
No. 177582
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Besides nitpicking cows on /snow/, she would be a /g/ poster. She's an obvious cow herself too.
>Polilez who was engaged to a scrote 5 seconds ago
>BPD drama queen
>dated a TiF
>shitty writer who can only write about herself
>shitty writing gets turned into a play called 'lez girls', which would air out all the dirty laundry of her friends
>hides the film reel for 'lez girls' and accuses others of stealing it
>hides letters from a friend's ex in order to date her
>adopts a dog to put it down to get close to someone who gave her a bad review
She 100% would have her own thread and would post in it.
No. 177944
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her
No. 177948
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>>177392On that note, Chloe from Don't Trust the B
No. 178039
>>177944Kek. Imagine her posting about Cartman in the personal cows thread.
Also the Goth Kids would be perfect material for the altcows thread.
No. 179048
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No. 179053
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misaki ayuzawa
No. 179283
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Naoka ueno from a silent voice would be very Active bullying cows on snow. Cruel but intelligent and a character with depth I definetevely empathized with
No. 179769
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Angela Martin from the office would post in the dog hate thread, slutshame everyone in the celebricows thread and humblebrag about how tiny and short she is. Kelly would clog up the relationship and vent threads about Ryan
No. 179781
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>>179295Calm your tits. Nishimiya is just an insufferable FICTIONAL character, meaning shes been written in an exaggerated unrealistic way. Also I would never hurt a vulnerable person irl tf.
I like how Naoka is
triggered by her for being such a passive doormat and tries to wake her up, which is actually what she needs to do to in order to live as an healthy person. Have you not watched The anime? Ofc naoko does it in a disfunctional teen way, but they are both disfunctional in their own way.
Dont act like anons from /snow arent here to bully vulnerable ppl kek
No. 180774
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She'd totally be a farmer
I think she would mainly be posting/browsing /ot/ and /m/ but occasionly /snow/ too
No. 180818
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Blair waldorf or Dan humphrey.
Dan would make a serena thread on snow.
No. 181460
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Misty Quigley from Yellowjackets
I know she has cowish qualities and is unhinged but I feel like she would be spending a good chunk of her spare time here
She'd be one of those anons always digging deep into shit to gather intel for everyone else
I could see her cowtipping a couple of times too as well as baiting anons lmao
Would mainly be interested in threads on /snow/ and /pt/ because she probably love feeling superior to the cows but I can also imagine her hanging out in /ot/
No. 181634
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>>145787We ALL know this bitch would.
No. 182175
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did someone do Jen from Downtown yet
No. 182768
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>She would be in /ot/ complaining about her bitchy Stacy sister, her fiends, and neglectful alcoholic mom.
>Would post on personal cow thread the horror cow that is Rue.
>Would complain on the MtF containment thread about her personal experience with a attention seeking TIM.
>Would probably get banned once a month for blog posting on threads where the cow is a junkie.
No. 182825
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I was trying to think of a good KOTH character to post here. Maybe Minh. Peggy possibly but idk if she's that internet savy
No. 182920
>>182825peggy would never get online like she did back in the day, too scared someone will find the work she did on peggysmagicsexfeet.com
minh however is a regular on here. she drinks her laotian rice wines while she shittalks her hillbilly neighbors in the vent thread.
bill comes here once because a camgirl he follows is posted. he asks for nudes and immediately gets banned.
>>182825>>182825>>182825 No. 186178
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Quite a few Animal Crossing characters. Excuse my autism
>Peppy villagers often post in /snow/ threads. Also post in music, video games, fashion, makeup threads. But that goes without saying.
>Snooty villagers post in the makeup and skincare threads. Also follow cows but tend to be into the older ones (at least 30 and over)
>/Ourgirl/ Sable is an oldfag who’s a frequent contributor in the true crime thread. Her sister Label gives well meaning but unwanted advice in the fashion threads.
>Lottie occasionally posts about Digby in the retarded crushes thread.
>Reese often nigelposts about Cyrus
>Isabelle is too innocent/normie, going on Facebook and Instagram instead
Also I haven’t played the older games but Phyllis seems like a farmer as well.
No. 186287
>>179769spot on about everything nona, especially
>Angela Martin from the office would post in the dog hate thread,fucking kek
No. 186288
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>>182920>>182825Connie I could see in /ot/ and /2x/; not so much canon age Connie but definitely mid 20s Connie. she would use lcf to relax and congregate with likeminded grown up nerd girls
No. 351788
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He’d have his own thread, get banned for whiteknighting himself/samefagging/infighting, then start spamming gore through a VPN.
No. 351797
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Iykyk
No. 351808
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Natsumi from Hirayasumi
>Primarily in the art salt thread criticising other artists and talking about her own art, spiraling down in her superiority-inferiority complex
>draws in the doodle board and would feel super smug if she got any compliment
>often complains about her cousin and his weirdo friend in vent or similar threads
>also vents about not getting along with her peers and falling behind
>probably gets caugh up in random infights
No. 352294
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Makes a Sotenbori cows thread in /w/ as an extra source of intel. Somehow manages to snag herself a janny position and pretty much 95% of her modding is in that one thread. Contents of that thread from various posters include
>"is Kazuma Kiryu still alive??" tinfoiling that almost everyone agrees is actually true to the point that those few who do not are met with "hi Kiryu!"
>of course it's never Kiryu, he doesn't even know what an imageboard is
>Omi Alliance-related tinfoiling that no one believes at first until it actually happens
>milky skinwalkers, especially Ryuji Goda skinwalkers
>locals warning each other about scammers and dangerous moids
>random Joryu thirstposts that for some reason never get as much as a redtext even when reported ad nauseam
Sometimes Akame also makes posts in /ot/, mostly in the "how to snoop on people" or the tech threads and as a janny she bans anyone who says anything remotely negative about homeless people.
In the Sotenbori cows thread there's also one long post detailing Nishitani III's degenerate horrorcow antics that feels like a very bloggy and vendettafaggy rant complete with a-logging towards Nishitani and whiteknighting of Watase and even Shishido for some reason. By itself it's not too egregiously moid-like in wording, but followed by "Sorry I didn't know this was a site for women!" doubleposting it earns a ban for moidposting. Poster never returns, but Nishitani III is still discussed as a milky horrorcow every once in a while.
No. 353150
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He’d be a cow. Knives would WK him endlessly and Kim and Wallace would be farmers.
No. 353195
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At first she appears in a general thread and is called a pickme ewhore with fake tits, next thing she has already ascended above Jodi Arias as LC idol.
No. 353197
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>>353195And picrel gets banned after one post for being being an obvious scrote whiteknight.
No. 353205
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it could go two ways-
>She'd browse lolcow
>former TRA until a run in with a bitchy TIM now super terf.
>Constantly in OT giving brutually honest opinions, heavy on the brutal but its great advice
>Constantly bragging about the moid she's dating being a huge pushover and how she loves it
>Still is in love with her ex, who she sleeps with and constantly justifies it.
>Lives in Shayna's thread constantly getting banned for bringing up her GPA, body, looks and how she's not tacky.
Or she could be a cow
>super right wing/left ring grifter
>Reply Girl
>Only has one thread that barely gets any posts
>Talks shit to Shoe (regardless of what side she's on).
No. 353206
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>Pick me
>Constantly asking questions about her nigel
>lives in G but confesses all her bullshit in Confessions thread
>Gets really pissed off when people criticize pretty privilege and causes massive shitfights
>brags about being a natural blonde and again causes massive shit fights about blonde hate.
>Is unsure about Mike but likes him but doesn't know but doesn't take any of the advice given, so it's just her constantly ranting about the same situation.
>Is also in Shayna's thread writing paragraphs about how ugly she is in detail.
No. 353207
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No. 353379
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The classic. For both.
No. 353404
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Yakuza 8 / Infinite Wealth spoilers
Demented vendettafag who would get his allies to gay-op both lolcow and kiwifarms and also whatever internet "trash-talking" place he can find. Samefags, a-logs, doxxes, encourages cowtipping and also selfposts everywhere both to throw people off and also because his vendetta is also directed at himself. Has Mitamura get janny position on any site he uses and also blackmails Chitose into posting hand pics and vocaroos to thwart off moid accusations on lolcow dot farm. Frequently organizes gorespam raids that his enemies are framed for, backed up by janny Mitamura putting on the farmhand capcode to confirm that it is indeed "Daigo Dojima" et al who spam gore. Any regular poster who finds all of this suspicious is dismissed as a yakuza apologist and banned.
No. 353533
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Gigi is into celebricows to the point where she frequently posts OPs for it. She also likes baiting people.
Reagan is a /snow/ lurker who vents about her life in /ot/ and plants information in the tinfoil thread
No. 389398
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>Kimika's either a lesbian terf or a terf with a nigel she considers one of the good ones
>Ayana and Kimika infight because Ayana keeps baiting her for laughs
>Megu is a Shayposter
No. 389572
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i feel like she would post some unhinged shit and then have a meltdown when she caught a ban
No. 389741
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These two evil bitches would spend all day here, especially MK, Julia would self post on the celebritycow threads
No. 389745
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Wait no, I just remembered her
No. 391718
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In the right timeline
No. 391922
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>Constantly digging up milk even if it's a cow she doesn't care about
>incredibly obnoxious about it though, probably namefags all the time 'WHAT DO YOU THINK EVERYONE?'
>doxxes people
>gets her own thread and considers it a compliment, doesn't stop her from horny posting in her own thread
No. 391931
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No. 391932
>>391931Fukawa=/g/
Syo=/m/
No. 392570
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probably vents about how unhinged she thinks her classmates are
No. 393951
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Frequent poster in the femdom and BL threads. Would also use the vent thread as an excuse to humblebrag and not-so-subtly imply that she works for Vought.
No. 394054
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>>394051NTA, Sucy from Little Witch Academia.
>>392570These two would also post about Akko’s crew in the personal lolcow threads kek
No. 394056
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Noelle hornyposts on lesbian threads in /g/ and gets academic and career advice from the study/career threads. She participates in the videogame threads and makes a creepypasta and game glitches thread on /m/. Her horny posting involves wanting to get beat up and she may get accused of being a scrote even though she isn’t and other nonas may tell her to seek therapy. She may start as a handmaiden but wisen up as she sees the horrors lesbians are subjected to.
As she grows up and gets over her current canon insecure crush and rekindles her first lesbian crush, Kris, she posts about their situationship on the vent threads. She graduates from lolcow after college informally, posting less.
Kris is a self hating TiF bisexual/lesbian tomboy to trans pipeliner. She has gotten posted on the fakeboi thread once or twice. She’s just self aware enough to cover up her own TiFness to post in /m/ and /ot/ but sometimes she fucks up and gets banned. She’s on the pathway to peak and desist because reading nonas make coherent arguments against gendies makes her seethe.
part of her desistance journey is embracing her ssa and getting with Noelle as she grows up.
Neither knows the other is on lolcow.
Susie is not on lolcow but she posts in 4chan.
No. 394065
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She would likely both browse and be posted here (self poster?)
No. 394069
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Ayana Amamoto from Caligula Effect Overdose def at least lurks, this bitch hates trannies lol
No. 398643
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