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I know she's a bit unconventional looking, but I love that. Her personality only makes her more attractive, she was so courageous, despite her short stature.
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I like neurotic looking men
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Obligatory, albeit shameful Stalinposting
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Fun fact Stalin actually promoted the use of that specific picture of him, it was probably the only point he was hot in his life
This was what he really looked like in his youth
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>Moon-love, star-love, the love of silver water,
>The weeping face of love touched in the dark,
>And murdered joy, lost souls of joy that caught her
>A glow-worm’s warmth and spark.
>Birds of prey, invisible, now hover
>About her midnights hammocked in unrest—
>A moving shadow, faithless as a lover,
>Is ail her arms have pressed—
>Too luminous the dreaming of the sleeper
>Whose tears are prophecies and second-sight.
>Has death no under-sea, no darkness deeper,
>In which to satiate our need of night?
- Natalie Clifford Barney
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Kaiser Wilhelm II was so handsome when he was young. Also when he was older, around the time he abdicated to the Netherlands.
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his letters addressed to his wife make me horny
>James Joyce letter to his wife Nora, Dublin, 8 December 1909
>My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night.
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There is no goddamn way this is real i refuse to believe it
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HE WAS A FARTFAG?>>148894
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I'm so fucking sorry. accept this young Karl as my condolences. and I hope God too in His infinite wisdom can grant me forgiveness some day——but not today, for I know I've read too much.
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Apparently he was a chad in his youth, he was a skilled amateur wrestler and brawler, He once beat a man with a single toss and challenged the mob that had gathered to watch with,"Any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns!" No one stepped forward.
Plus he was 6'4 in the 1800's which would have the equivalent of being 6'7 today
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Also he was a based catlover>Lincoln loved his cats so much that he once fed them from the table during a formal White House dinner. When his wife told him that it was “shameful in front of their guests,” he replied “If the gold fork was good enough for former President James Buchanan, I think it is good enough for Tabby.”>Lincoln’s friend Caleb Carman recalled how the president would pick up one of the cats and “talk to it for half an hour at a time.” The cats apparently won the president over with their quiet adoration. The president doted on the cats, which he named Tabby and Dixie>At one point during his first term, Lincoln was said to have observed in frustration, “Dixie is smarter than my whole cabinet! And furthermore she doesn’t talk back!”
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>Que el pasado se hunda en la nada.
>Que nos importa del ayer!
>Queremos escribir de nuevo,
>la palabra mujer
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Not a crush but I've been fascinated by Jeanne d'Arc ever since I was 6, and I'm extremely annoyed that she's been co-opted by far-rightists and weirdo royalists.
YES! I love her, I was amazed when I first read about her.
I'm just salty that they made an fgo character based on her. I've seen lewd shit with her unfortunately.
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exquisite taste laid ease
I have way too many dead crushes but here's one
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Louise Brooks wasn't just beautiful, she was an incredibly smart and driven woman who didn't take shit. I love her.
he looks exactly like this arab dude i had a crush on at uni wtf
makes me regret now fuck
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Magicians are kinda hot anyway
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cutie, a general and all about civil rights
what is there not to love about ulysses s. grand?
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I thought phineas gage was already posted but apparently not, must've been another thread
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Just Googled him, did not expect the creator of the Rorschach test to be that hot, any other Handsome inventors in history
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sleazy as fuck
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this impeccably dressed man
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I'm not interested in men but I think you'll enjoy this one anons
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I once had a dream that I had a crush on Marcel Duchamp but I don't actually in real life, thank god.
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>not so great leader BUT great husband and father
I already kinda had a crush on him but the last czars on netflix made it worse lol. I sometimes had daydreams that I saved him and his family so they could have the peaceful common life they always wanted but after some time he and Alix split up, he fell in love w me and we became a nice little blended family. I know this is cringe sorry
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No idea what you're talking about, but he's my Emperor 4ever
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>sometimes referred to the greatest explorer in the 20th Century
>Blew up a movie set and chased out the film crew cause they were bothering the local villagers
>was the first explorer to visit both the North and South Poles by surface
>Cut off his own fingers when he got frostbite
>At the age of 60, did 7 marathons in 7 days on 7 continents a few weeks after a heart attack and double bypass operation
>Climbed Everest aged 65
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Here's him in Oman
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For some reason I used to have the biggest crush on Anne Boleyn when I was age like 7-9
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Does Christine count? I love her, wish we were best friends or more. My darkest star
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JFK JR, He went from cute surfer dude to Daddy, fuck the Kennedy Curse
America deserved to have a DILF President
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you could be me, anon. I've had the most tender affection for Chris for years.
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starts with discussion of naps eating pussy, then whereher or not yung naps was a twink then some anon gets real mad at the idea of lewding him. good timeshe was hot when he had long hair ngl
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that's him in the his 20s yes. he went from skinny corsican twink to chubby french manlet, tragically
He started going ugly when he in his mid 30's, when he was basically dictator
If he had stayed a loyal general to the republic he'd still he hot
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agreed, he should have stayed a pussy-eating revolutionary hero
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WTF, why does he look so cute in that pic? am I really being turned on by fucking Napoleon
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he's just sad bc he sent joséphine-sama a bunch of hearfelt simp
letters and she left him on read
did you make this masterpiece nonnie
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I'll give her the head she so desperately needs
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kek yes. was inspired by this
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I would risk it all for young Napoleon, I feel he could be sorta of a cute nerdy guy whose actually stronger then he looks and could give a rough fucking, but also be gentle
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Young Richard Nixon looks like he'd break my heart
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Full pic, he looks like an emo post punk artist
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Also Young Teddy Roosevelt
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saw Jean-Christophe Napoléon recently on the news and I was disappointed. Imagine being the descendant of someone who looked like Alucard in his pre-sickness years and ending up looking like a Trudeau clone
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he's not a direct descendant, he's descended from napoelon's good-for-nothing youngest bro jérôme
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and finally Ford, who was the ultimate White House Himbo
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i would do him but only if i get to top
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Sir Thomas Lawrence. I'm an artist and I always sucked ass at wet media, so when I found his drawings I was intrigued. And then I saw his self portrait (picrel). Holy shit.
I've said this before and I'll say it again WTF does that even mean, like unless your having degenerate BDSM sex, your most liking gonna be using a number of positions, missionary, cowgirl e.t.c
stop using terms used by gay males for straight relationships
With all due respect I hate to shit on your parade but>Self portrait so can be flattering and without blemishes as he wanted>Front and centred angle obscures any facial profile issues such as an underbite>Still just looks like generic balding country lad only with beautifully drawn eyes
You will have a better chance of knowing what he looked like if one of his peers ever sketched him
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i meant dom him. calm the fuck down
again WTF does that even mean?
I'm not the autistic Egyptian anon btw, I just think this whole dom/sub thing is fucking retarded
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Lord Byron was an incestuous fuckboy with a bum leg but he could still get it
Honestly I stopped romanticizing Byron after reading up on his history
guy was sexually abused his maid, likely bad bi-polar disorder and body dysmorphia and likely just wanted to kill himself
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So this is man whose not that famous, but through him many breakthroughs in neuroscience and psychology were made and if your a psych major you'd heave definitely heard of him
Henry Molaison suffered from epilepsy and seizures due an bicycle accident at the age of seven, In 1957 he underwent an experimental and life threatening procedure where had his hippocampus and amygdala surgically removed with a Drill, after the surgery he was unable to form any new memories but was able to form short term memories, . He was however able to learn skills, and gain "muscle memory" in fact its because of him we even know muscle memory is even a thing
Now obviously the surgery done to him could never ever be replicated again, so Henry became the only Human being in the world without a hippocampus, for 60 years he was kept in a University lab where his brain was studied until he died peacefully at the age of 82 in 2008, his brain however was removed and dissected for further research purposes
I developed a Crush on Henry when I was doing my bachelors, after learning about so many old ugly men, Henry was a breath of fresh air and I felt for him so much, he was unwilling martyr for science and his sacrifice made the world a better place, I also fantasized about being a researcher and falling in love with him
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Still damn talented, though. But you are correct. That's how they got repeat gigs, by trying to make the patron better looking than they probably were.
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Shame she died so young.
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His skull looks like it was in pure rage
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To me, Franklin Pierce was America’s most fuckable president.
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Hot Meiji dentist, Nobuyoshi Oda. I wouldn't mind him putting his fingers in my mouth…
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And a more famous crush, this dandy. Hijikata Toshizo, vice commander of the Shinsengumi.
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Princess Fawzia Fuad of Egypt, she was referred to as the most beautiful woman in the world
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>>150515>Sherman's birth family was Presbyterian and he was originally baptized as such. His foster family, including his future wife Ellen, were devout Catholics, and Sherman was re-baptized and later married in the Catholic rite, Sherman wrote his wife Ellen Ewing in 1842 that "I believe in good works rather than faith."
>In his letters to Thomas, his eldest surviving son, General Sherman said "I don’t want you to be a soldier or a priest, but a good useful man", and complained that Thomas's mother Ellen "thinks religion is so important that everything else must give way to it." Thomas's decision to abandon his career as a lawyer in 1878 in order to join the Jesuits and prepare for the Catholic priesthood caused General Sherman profound distress, and he referred to it as a "great calamity". Father and son, however, were reconciled when Thomas returned to the United States in August 1880, after having travelled to England for his religious instruction
tfw no depressed sadboy bf who ends the confederacy and revolutionizes modern warfare
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Everyone remembers him with the goofy stache and bowler hat, but Charlie Chaplin was actually hot both young and old
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Roza Shanina, too cool for the real world. Possibly a MGS character come to life
>Born in small rural Russian village
>Walked 13 km/8.1 mi daily to attend middle school and despite parents' protests, walked 200 km/120 mi at age 14 across taiga to attend college
>Became a kindergarten teacher to pay for her schooling and finish college when tuition fees were introduced
>Several of her brothers were killed during WWII so she decided to apply for military training; was accepted into women's sniper academy and graduated with honors
>Appointed commander of female sniper platoon and was credited with 59 kills over the course of her career
>Received Order of Glory and Medal for Courage decorations (one of the first female snipers to do so)
>Engaged in real-world Big Boss vs The End sniper vs sniper battle against a German hidden in a tree, waited until dusk when his nest was backlit by sun to take him out
>Participated in front-line combat despite previously being denied; unfortunately her battalion was lost during the East Prussian Offensive and she was killed by a shell fragment
>Never regretted her choice to serve in the war, downplayed her skill and publicity saying she wished she could do more and, "The essence of my happiness is fighting for the happiness of others."
Wow, first picture is really dreamy.>>150542
For good or bad reasons?>>150543
All that, and so ruggedly pretty too.
I love her but a lot of libfems use her for their own irrational propaganda purposes, about how women should be sent to front line with scrotes
The thing is, the reason her and so many other women were allowed in the front lines was cause the able bodied young men were dead, children, old men and women were fighting cause they were scrapping the bottom of the barrel
There's a another similar story about a Russia man who lost every one of his son's in WW2 and then the old man himself was conscripted and how he fought and died bravely but like fuck, his entire family died and Stalin was partially to blame cause he executed so many former officer's that had experience
>>150543>>Engaged in real-world Big Boss vs The End sniper vs sniper battle against a German hidden in a tree, waited until dusk when his nest was backlit by sun to take him out
I've always though she was a real life MGS character, didn't even know this detail>>150565>I love her but a lot of libfems use her for their own irrational propaganda purposes, about how women should be sent to front line with scrotes
That fucking sucks. Nobody should be sent to war unless they want to kill and get killed. It makes zero sense for women to get conscripted. Correct me if I'm wrong, but most western/European countries allow women to serve if they want to? Why force it on unwilling ones, who are also physically weaker than scrotes?
I know this is late but your Nicky 2 fantasy is totally valid
and based, he was cute. I think people focus so much on how shit of a leader he was that no one really cares that he was just a decent moid (for the time) who was born in the wrong family. Also he has nudes.
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King George V, his first cousin was also pretty hot
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They resembled each other to a ridiculous degree but Nicky was cuter, George has these creepy bulging eyes
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not the best looking guy I know, but he seemed sweet and he risked his everything in order try to assassinate hitler and he got really close, if Hitler had stayed in the beer hall for 13 extra minutes he along with various other high ranking Nazi's would have died there https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_Elser
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On the opposite side, this is one of the conspirators in the Lincoln assassination.
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Well speaking of bonzo sarkozo, young Jacques Chirac was hot
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If Hitler had died there then Rudolf Hess would have taken power, up until 1941 he was the designated Vice Fuhrer and would have succeed Hitler if he ever died of left office, unlike Hitler and the rest of the Inner Nazi party he didn't hold a fanatical hatred of Britain, he even tried to end the war on his own, if he taken power he would negotiated peace with the British, (something brits had offered even after the fall of France) so Nazi Germany would survive a lot longer then it did and there would be a lot more dead Jews
He was also the only decent looking member of the Upper Nazi party
also he considered Native Americans, Indians, Central Asians to be fellow Aryans, but hated Arabs and Jews and believed in a great war against the whole "Semitic race" who he blamed for all the problems in the entire world
He was literally insane to the point other Nazis considered him too batshit to hang out with. Even fucking Himmler, who larped as trv nordic pagan and thought himself to be the reincarnation of Heinrich der Vogler.
Still wonder why Hess killed himself so late on life, though. The only reason he wasn't released was because Soviets didn't want to lose their foothold on West Berlin that was Spandau prison.
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I was just pointing out how Nazi-ism was unique among the other Nazi high command, jeez
anyone here's young wounded US Civil war union soldier, don't know who he is but he's cute
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frederick douglass was pretty hot ngl
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I bet he was a fine ass man.
He also looked cool when he was older.
mlk cheated on his wife
a member of the black panther party would regularly rape black women to "train" himself to rape white women
Bob marley cheated on his wife who supported him
and countless other men throughout civil rights history were degenerates. But it wasn't exclusive to them. Many men who are remembered as "progressive or important" id awful things to the people around them and it's never addressed. There is no such thing as a decent man or a good man.
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Buster Keaton is so beautiful to me. A pretty, melancholic clown. I love.
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based. he was so good in picrel
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Marina Ginestà, a then 17-year-old anti-fascist who worked as a Reporter during the Spanish Civil war
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Will forever love the Gibson girl.
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An anon on /ot/ mentioned him and I had to include him, The OG cute neurotic bf
>Kafka had a lifelong suspicion that people found him mentally and physically repulsive. However, those who met him invariably found him to possess a quiet and cool demeanor, obvious intelligence, and a dry sense of humour; they also found him boyishly handsome, although of austere appearance.
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pure blasphemy he has yet to be mentioned
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I thought this pic looked familiar.
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This remembers me of Admiral Zinovy Rozhestvensky, the man who got assigned to command the baltic fleet to protect the russian naval base of port Arthur during the russo-japanese war. The whole mission was an absolute disaster and I recommend any history interested anons to read into the adventures of the baltic fleet as it’s lore is rich and absolutely hilarious, albeit tragic. Anyway, his great misfortune and how he dealt with it(and the fact that he was quite handsome, sadly he’s already balding in the only pictures which exist of him) somehow made me thirst a bit for the guy. >gets assigned by the Czar personally to command the baltic fleet as russia’s running out of experienced admirals, known to be a good commander but also to take his job a bit too seriously and having some anger issues (he liked to throw his binoculars into the sea when angry and was known to react furiously towards undisciplined subordinates, but apparently was liked and respected by his men overall)>The whole fleet is inexperienced af, he tries to get some discipline into the people but it’s hard due to the shit circumstances (the Baltic Fleet was poorly suited for its mission, most of the crew were conscripted peasants who had never seen a boat before)>they’re starting from the baltic sea, because of geopolitical reasons russia had limited access to the suez canal so they mostly had to travel all around africa to reach japan, which takes like a whole fucking year>ships in his fleet have constant paranoia of japanese torpedo boats, randomly fire projectiles at fisherboats or foreign trade vessels, causing severe diplomatic issues at one occasion which causes him to get rid of some officers he deemed unfit for the job>one of those officers was put in charge of organizing reinforcements for the Baltic fleet after he returned to russia, and he was still pissed at Rozhestvensky for being dismissed, so he deliberately pulled together the worst vessels he could find>He knew about that and tried to avoid them, but these were the ships sent to reinforce him so there wasn’t much he could do>still no discipline on most parts of the fleet>he’s getting increasingly pissed, his crew orders him an extra box of binoculars because he had thrown too many over board for stress relief>the crews begin to go mad from the heat and from the filth of the coal they had to store onboard because they couldn’t refuel on land, with several men committing suicide or having to be confined to quarters>during their malaria-ridden stay at madagascar, one officer had accidentally purchased several thousand opium-laced cigarettes and passed them around the fleet, which were already in poor discipline and chaos because of many deaths and diseases as well as exotic animals the men brought on board (one officer was bitten by a snake)>He became sick, but recovered after being bed-ridden for a while>At some point he desperately asked the Czar to let him go since he didn’t want to do this anymore, but the Czar declined>After many more such adventures, they finally reached the passage of Tsushima where they had a devastating battle with the japanese fleet. Rozhestvensky was rescued after receiving a wound to the head and becoming unconscious (before that he lost his shit and was still firing, refusing to leave his sinking, burning ship while all of his crewmates were already dead), was brought to a japanese hospital and recovered>when he got back to russia he faced court for the disaster and pleaded guilty, taking the full responsibility for everything, expecting the worst which would be execution but got pardoned by the Czar and died later of a heart attack after living his last years as a recluse in St. Petersburg
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Frances Oldham Kelsey
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Lol no. That soldier has thousand-yard stare. Tucker just has Tuckstare.>>150950
Buster was also ridiculously muscular. But I guess he had to be for doing all those stunts.
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speaking of Spanish civil war journalists… gerda taro and robert capa
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I've always thought Soren Kierkegaard looked like a cute boy-next-door twink
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I know he was a war criminal but he was a such a Chad in his youth
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Speaking of War Criminals, I present Bloody Bill Anderson, he was confederate guerilla who committed a lot of war crimes against Union soldiers and supporters, he scalped a lot of men but I'd still let him smash
he's kinda cute
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Also, Stanislav Petrov was a total hottie too
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I just want a butch to top me tbh
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Constance Markievic, An Irish nationalist, suffragist and freedom fighter who participated in the Eastern Rising and was the first woman MP to be elected to the British Parliament
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some solid advice
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her dressed as Joan of Arc in a suffrage pageant
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>tfw no cute 1920s flapper gf.>>153128
Gold wands? What is this deluxe Harry Potter stuff?
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speaking of Joan of Arc
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He was a commie terrorist but damn he was hot
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Ew. I didn’t know that. That’s even worse. I know a lot of men posted here had done questionable things but I actually find Charlie Chaplin repulsive and it sucks that his scrotness isn’t brought up often. Ah well. At least he would’ve been MeToo’d hard if he was alive today. Would love to see it>>153267
I see your young Che and raise you a young Fidel Castro. I fucking hate tankies but he was pretty handsome when he was younger.
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I KNEW getting a gun was a good idea!! I see your Constance and raise you Clare Boothe Luce! Not a crush, per se, but INCREDIBLY inspiring.
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fuck walt disney
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Not a crush sorry, but one of the only few men Ill ever respect.
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jan kubis my beloved
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Ugly, sickly, unhinged manlet with daddy issues but damn I'd still smash. There's something seriously wrong with me.
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I'm a fan of The Women but I didn't know she converted in the mid 40s to Catholicism and became a staunch Republican. have a qt pre-conservative pic
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>>153637>Anne de Gaulle was the youngest daughter of General Charles de Gaulle. She was born in Trier, Germany, where her father was stationed with the Army of Occupation in the Rhineland. She was born with Down Syndrome and in a time where disabled children were sent to institutions, she lived with her family until her death.>There was one sacred rule in the de Gaulle household: Anne was never to be made to feel different or less than anyone else. Charles de Gaulle was noted for his reserve and even with family members he was usually not very demonstrative. Not so with his daughter Anne, who received a warmth that he had seemed to be storing for his entire life just for her. He would entertain her with songs, dances, and pantomimes, he would often act as a child himself to bring her joy. One Colombey resident recalled how he used to walk with her hand-in-hand around the property, caressing her and talking quietly about the things she understood. She was, he said simply, “My joy. She helped me overcome the failures in all men, and to look beyond them.”>In 1948, Anne succumbed to pneumonia, a month after her 20th birthday and died in her father's arms. Upon her death, weeping, her father said: "Now, she's like the others.">On 22 August 1962, Charles de Gaulle was the victim of an attempted assassination at Petit-Clamart. He later said that the potentially fatal bullet had been stopped by the frame of the photograph of Anne that he always carried with him, placed this particular day on the rear shelf of his car. When he died in 1970, he was buried in the cemetery of Colombey beside his beloved daughter.
>She could only utter one word clearly and confidently in her entire life: ‘Papa’
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why do german toilets have a shelf?
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Anime looking mf.
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Glad to see the Napoleonfagging is still going strong in this thread. Based
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Santiago Ramón y Cajal, a pioneer of early neuroscience who won the Nobel Prize
also participated in early forms of bodybuilding
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All Soviet astronauts were cute, but Titov is my fave. Shame they were all also manlets, but that's the way it had to be.>>155002
I'm sorry about your lack of taste.
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tfw no cute autistic pianist bf
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why is it that napoleonfagging makes some anons so mad? this is the third time i see someone seethe at some relatovely innocuous naps posti still think he was hot in his long-haired twink days
also his sister pauline was incredibly hot and based, pic related
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Theda Bara being maximum goth. Oh baby.>>155076
I don't think Naps was that hot but the farmers lusting after him are funny, don't get the problem either.
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Vissarion Belinskiy. He was one of the older socialists in 19th century Russia - Bakunin's contemporary. He was mainly a literary critic who just had some pretty (good) hot takes. His criticisms are pretty funny to read sometimes, plus he publicly roasted Dostoyevsky, which is always nice. Been crushing ever since 9th grade when I saw him in my history textbook, kek.
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No wonder they made a musical about him
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Rupert Brooke an English poet
>"If I should die, think only this of me: That there’s some corner of a foreign field That is for ever England. There shall be In that rich earth a richer dust concealed. . ."
he would later die in WW1
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>Theory that paintings of Jesus are based off him
>did NOT fuck his sister stop slandering
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My unconventional historical crush is Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. Yes, I have terrible taste.
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Francisco my beloved
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Amelia Opie, 19th century British author.
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I could've saved him
This man looks like if Cambridge University 100 years ago was a person>>175249
I hope he did fuck his sister. I'd be in that sandwich too
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I want to seize his means of production
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El Che was so fucking hot, I swear.
I don't care about his appearance before he became a revolutionary, he was just more attractive and masculine like this.It's no wonder that Big Boss kinda looks like him
Here, have one of my favorite photos of him.
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based taste. I agree while he was cute in his younger days revolutionary Che is just absolutely superior. thank you so much for the picture he was so hot.
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I want to call him daddy
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Also he was hunky when he was young
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napoleonfag checking in
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I could've fixed him
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Forgot pic sorry
I’m also now thinking of all the nonnies who had a crush on Jesus kek
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This fucking pigeon-loving dork. He deserved better.
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He was as delusional as he was kawaii