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No. 303908
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First post SNIPED.
No. 303911
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i love that the thread pic includes my favourite roles (grima, jack dante and x-files guy) it's genuinely so perfect thank you lovely nona who made it
No. 303912
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>>303911>pic and filenameTOPKEK we're off to a great start.
Rare DM pic…that one anon who initially brought up the film has made me diseased I actually hate Jack so much. The hate is so strong it turned into some kind of horrible desire to maul him. Thanks to Grimafags for getting me to rewatch LotR too because I'm now hyperaware of his pitifully disgusting-endearingly pathetic dichotomy I want to gently brush the hair out of his face kick him in the spleen and feed him bugs.
No. 303913
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>>303907>>303908>>303911HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I’m so happy you like the pic, I feel like I carved Mt Rushmore
>>303912>kick him in the spleen and feed him bugsGonna get weird as fuck in here and I can’t wait
No. 303914
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>>303907>>303908>>303911HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I’m so happy you like the pic, I feel like I carved Mt Rushmore
>>303912>kick him in the spleen and feed him bugsGonna get weird as fuck in here and I can’t wait
No. 303915
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>>303907>>303908>>303911HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I’m so happy you like the pic, I feel like I carved Mt Rushmore
>>303912>kick him in the spleen and feed him bugsGonna get weird as fuck in here and I can’t wait
No. 303917
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L'Oreal shampoo commercial looking bastard.
No. 303922
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>>303912hehe yes that was me. btw did you understand what was happening in that movie the first time you watched it because i absolutely did not (the plot is quite basic i just wasn't paying attention lol. i was like eh, not sure what that was about but anon will probably enjoy it because brad's in it). then i read the wikipedia and went 'oh wait yeah that makes sense'. i am actually retarded.
No. 303923
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This CloudFlare error KEKKKKK
>>303915Thanks for your understanding and support I'm about to go truly fucking insane in here.
No. 303926
CAN I LINK THE CORRECT FUCKING POST SHIT
And so the triple posts fucking begin
sorry it refreshed or something I can’t delete rip>>303923Do you think Dante actually has sex or does he act up as a sex pest to hide lack of experience?
No. 303927
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Priest Brad to bless the thread, I still haven’t watched this one yet I don’t know if I can survive a sex scene
No. 303928
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Can I repost the fancams or will you guys riot?
>>303922OG Grimachan right…? You're still an icon in my eyes. Okay so I watched it really late at night and completely missed the dead daughter subplot so the "I'll be your baby" thing didn't even register initially. You're not retarded it was weirdly filmed and scripted, great acting tho.
>>303926Why would you delete it now I can scroll through Jack's face endlessly. So through totally scientific means I've concluded the "acquitted for sexual assault" was some sort of an attempt but there's no way he's ever gotten past first base. I have a three page dissertation on him it's gotten really bad anon. He's 100% a sexpest and him being unable to use any other term than INTERFACE is pathetic virgin tier.
Kinda cute.>>303927Hey if you can wait another week I'll have the bluray uploaded!
No. 303929
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VIP (very important post)
No. 303930
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>>303928Repost everything, I don’t think we’ll mind
>He's 100% a sexpest and him being unable to use any other term than INTERFACE is pathetic virgin tierYES him being an awkward virgin makes him infinitely more bullyable
>I’ll have the blu ray uploaded How does it feel to be so beautiful and kind and my absolute fucking hero? I love ya. I’ve considered buying some movies and uploading them privately/unlisted on youtube, some of them are hard to find though or don’t even exist.
No. 303931
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>>303928oh thank you anon! it’s me but don’t tell anyone. beating the grima avatarfag accusations by having attracted several equally insane individuals so that our posts become indistinguishable from each other, it's awesome. repost ALL the fancams they're so iconic
also yeah i was very confused because i keep forgetting usamerican kitchen sinks are like that wtf.
No. 303934
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https://www.dropbox.com/sh/mgistnlwilkdwzc/AACstJxB_ATzEZV_8XC_6ybda?dl=0DM script for the other autists out there.
>>303930Copout ending, he deserved to be eviscerated from the waist down like Carpenter. Please bully him. Anonchan I blush, love you too, I am but a humble sperg and the slow trickle of other Douriffags has literally made my entire year. If you do get your hands on some it'll be a lot of fun to put together a dropbox link or something of his filmography. If there's anything you guys want scanned/uploaded lmk.
>>303931My hero ♥ Sorry I couldn't support you more in the other thread two characters same actor felt egregious kek. The insanity is seen & returned. Also this quote…WE WILL LOVE HIM!!!!
No. 303935
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The fucking timing on "hit me with your kill shot" destroys me every day the anon who made it is so funny and beautiful and smart
No. 303945
>>303934the dropbox is an amazing idea! thank you for your enthusiasm
>>303942DID THEY? I'VE BEEN SO CONFUSED ABOUT THAT. like i've rewatched those scenes 999999999 times and i still don't know what's up, i'm not kidding, shit's been driving me up the wall because it looks normal sometimes but not quite.
No. 303947
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>>303942His nose is just a beautiful crazy pointy 40° angle.
No. 303951
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>>303947Wait I'm a tard you guys might be onto something here
No. 303952
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>>303947>>303951Yeah his nose normally looks very straight and as Grima the tip is more upturned, it’s got more f l a v o r
No. 303958
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>>303952>Tfw so blinded by his sexy nose you become stupidThe slight bump is very flavourful. Thank you science-nonna.
No. 303960
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>the look of a hunched, feral creature who was clothed in finery but who never washed
Cursed to only play sweaty dirty weirdos
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>>303960i was so elated the day i found that scan btw. useful to cite when talking about some of my more concerning headcanons.
i wouldn't feel totally comfortable relocating all my grima hornyposting to this place so i'll keep it down for now just wanted to say i love how they made his teeth fucked up and stained. kissing him on the mouth 100 times i don't care if it tastes like death.
No. 303965
Convert me Dourif nonnas. What's his appeal? And which movie should I watch first?
>>303917This is cute, where is it from?
No. 303966
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>>303965>what’s the appeal?Hello??? Very attractive, I don’t know if I love or am weirded out by his crazy eyes, maybe both, and I love his really particular way of speaking. But really a great great character actor. Idk what you should watch first, depends what you like. If you want to see him being cute and sweet, Cuckoo’s Nest, or gross greasy weirdo, Death Machine or LOTR, I’ve just started my way through his filmography myself so others will have more suggestions.
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>>303964>more concerning headcanonsYou cannot just say that and leave I am writhing in agony
I respect your wishes tho. Even scalped and dirty, still would. Picrel made me feel a certain way…oh worm…little worm.
>>303965He has ridiculously pretty eyes and nice features but that's obvious, his portrayal of absolutely heinous villains with a pang of humanity is amazing. Reccing something is difficult since he was mostly in B-movies or bit roles but Ragtime and Mississippi Burning are safe normie roles. If you wanna get weird right away there's Graveyard Shift, Istanbul, or…Death Machine my beloved…
The gif is from the first og Chucky kek, incredibly cute for the 5 minutes he was on screen.
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>>303966The huge eyes and cavernous eyebags combo is devastating.
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No. 303979
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>>303976Oh boy, another dipshit who can’t just mind their own business
No. 303982
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i was too shy to add anon on discord so we absolutely need a thread and thats final.
No. 304016
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>must revolve around some sort of literature, music, game, film, show, or image topic. e.g “pictures of cute animals”
He is a cute animal.
No. 304017
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Good evening/morning/day to all ultra-babes (anons itt)
No. 304035
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reposting the other video my dear beloved nonny made because it's my favorite
No. 304037
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>>304035So happy you liked it anonny mwah mwah!
>i love how pathetic he looks in most of thisThis anon saw right through me kek.
No. 304041
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Reposting because ough.
Are anons still up for a movie night? Not in the official moovie room ofc but we could run a poll to pick two or three.
No. 304044
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Child’s Play 2 is my favourite movie of all time.
So appreciation for Charles Lee Ray
No. 304055
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>>304037owe you my life forever and ever
>>304041i will do my best to attend if there is one, we'd have so much fun! i was too much of a pussy to sit down and watch child's play by myself lol
>>304046rip
No. 304063
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I just know once it’s posted I’m gonna see a million things wrong with it blerrrregghhhhh
No. 304069
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>>304063aw hell yeah death machine fanart! you're so fucking funny and talented, love the expression and the attention to detail on the shirt design. unironically considering making one for myself with bleach..
No. 304079
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>>304069Thanks
nonnie I was nervous about posting it
No. 304089
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>>304063I'M FUCKING RABID HOLY SHIT SHUT UP Dantefag how do you have such good taste AND talent I'm losing my mind screaming praying crying throwing up printing it and eating it. His eyebags and greasy hair are perfect, cute caption too. Tell me what you like about him I need to pick the brain of another person who is insane.
No. 304090
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>>304046Does cytube not work on your device? Odysee has some convoluted streaming option too if that would work better, we can figure it out. I'll host as long as people show up.
>>304044Why is 2 your favourite nonna? Gonna rewatch it today in your honour.
No. 304091
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No. 304105
>>303987>>303981>>303980>>303976People already complain that /g/ is full of threads about being horny for men, so who the fuck is telling the truth?
This thread is for pic dumping and discussing media the actor is in, it doesn't have a reason not to be on this board.
No. 304120
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>>304090are you sure you'd be ok with hosting it? i tried hosting a movie a while ago and it was such a hassle to figure out but i'm also very bad at technology so maybe it's just me. that would be SO kind of you, i hope we can make it happen!
pic tax
No. 304123
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>>304120Will try my best to figure it out for the Douriffriends, fingers crossed. Thanks for rat tax, have a grime.
No. 304133
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hey all you hot jelly babies! I finally watched Death Machine (it's up on youtube, 480p but still)!! One thing that kept distracting me though was how familiar the Warbeast looked, and then I realized - I think the boss character Rez from the Gex games is actually a direct reference to the film, funnily enough continuing the cycle of references (to be fair Gex is all about pop culture references, but that just convinces me even further that I'm right). As you can see in the visual aid, Rez is shaped similarly, particularly the mouth and claw areas, and he's always surrounded by TVs tuned to static, just like Jack Dante's work area. Sorry if this is a little off topic, the film unlocked a memory for me and I and wanted to share!
No. 304136
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>>304063fantastic! love the expression and how ratty his hair is hehehe
>>304035yessss! love the atmosphere and the editing, those lingering shots of his shifty eyes and dragging himself through the dirt, excellent
>>303935aw, you're making me blush!! I admit I was cracking myself up editing it kek
anyway sorry2samefag here's grime tax, superpsyched about this thread, keep up the great work everyone!
No. 304140
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Don't open if you don't want to see the cursed pinup.
>>304136Gamedevs were complete geeks in the 90s so it's totally believable some designer could have snuck in a reference, what a fun find nonna. The eyeless head always reminded me of a Xenomorph mixed with like the Jurrasic Park T-rex.
Is that your doodle in the corner? Hope it's okay to save it, can't believe there's new fanart in the year of our lord 2023. >>304136Anon…you're an inspiration…
No. 304145
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>>304136thank you for making sure to include him being thrown down the stairs (best part of the movie) you're the funniest person alive
>>304133oh yeah i kind of see it, god i miss those old games. lol what if jack is into ninja turtles and got his inspiration for warbeast from the mousers?? wow we truly have so much in common
speaking of vidya, yes, i did watch a whole myst exile playthrough for the 3x3px res cutscenes. i like when he starts screaming out of despair because i’m some sort of sadist i guess. he’s just like us (exiled forever)
No. 304147
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>>304089Thank you
nonnie the colors got a little fucked up when I posted idk what happened I LOVE HIM he’s just a lonely spazzy (homicidal) weirdo, the way he latches onto Cale is kind of endearing and sad I just wanna watch cartoons and be dumb with him
and maybe do some other not so nice things to him No. 304149
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>>304133Haha what that’s awesome! AND THAT LITTLE DOODLE IS SO CUTE
>>304140>cursed pinupI FOUND THAT THE OTHER DAY WHY is it promotional shot for something?? Why does it exist lol
>>304145I really love puzzle games I wanna play this one
>he’s just like us (exiled forever)Life imitating art, beautiful
>>304090Cytube doesn’t work on my phone sad face, maybe I will finally get a new laptop for this lol
No. 304153
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Tfw the psyop actually worked and everyone is watching Death Machine. Dourif's best roles, truly.
>>304147Yeah, "I thought we could look after each other and do nice things together" hurt a little, he got so attached it's insane. His sense of humour should not be funny but it IS
and he deserves the not-so-nice things it would be holy justice and also sexy and fun.>>304149Only a true historyfag would know why that photo exists but it sure is something kek. Does Opentogethertube or anything similar work? We could have another one later so you don't miss out.
No. 304159
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>>304153Ugh he is such an awful little shit but this was so sad and cute.
No. 304163
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>>304159You're making me feel something other than blind horny hate for him it's very conflicting.
No. 304255
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Good morning~ here’s the only clear clean picture I found of him from this movie
No. 304267
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>>304255hi nonna, hope you're having a nice day! what a babyface.
No. 304347
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>>304145oh shit it does totally look like a mouser, plus he's got all those old 6" figures, hmm… I've connected the dots.jpeg
>>304146I need to play Myst now kek
>>304153simply the best. I watched it again today, I'm creeping closer to the edge. also I love love all the extremely loud stock sound effects, just everything about the whole production is so charming to me
>>304159should have known as soon as Cale accessed his file (read: tragic backstory) they would try to pull some shit
but I never expected it to work on me, FUCK No. 304359
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Nonnies I am really retarded, Final Judgement got here but I don't have my BD drive. Promise it will be up soon.
No. 304360
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>>304274THANKS for reposting it what a good video to watch literally every morning. Every second is gold. "Maybe buy some cocaine" zoom cut to Leo.
Did Boggs seem exceptionally sweaty or what, picrel.
No. 304361
>>304359holy shit did you actually buy it? mad respect
>>304347who would be jack's favorite turtle??? or would he only watch it for the kewl edgy villains and robots? probably.
No. 304362
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>>304347Anon hold my hand let's jump off the cliff together, how many times have you seen it now kek. The sfx, the bad writing, it's all amazing.
>>304361His favourites are Bebop and Rocksteady because he is a friendless loser
prob Raph when he was a kid though. No. 304370
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>>304363Being attracted to him is like going through the five stages of grief, the denial will never leave it will just turn into some kind of sadistic acceptance.
Thanks for putting up with the sperging we can talk about his other roles I swear. No. 304371
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Was looking for something and accidentally found this passionate review.
No. 304372
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>>304371Was looking for this it's everynonnie itt (we are in sexy prison).
No. 304404
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>>304370dm sperging is like the cornerstone of the thread, i hope to see more of it.
>>304371i love how this could be about quite a number of different movies
No. 304406
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>>304404Oh anon don't open the floodgates…what the fuck was that scene where he sits on Cale's desk and tries to tuck his hair behind his ears in a sexy(??) way but it's still plastered all over his face, I want to shake him until he's concussed.
Have another relatable gem from the same website.
No. 304407
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Kek
No. 304412
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>>304406>don't open the floodgateshey, that's the idea here! that scene just kept on getting better and weirder as it went on, yeah. i've been thinking about the surprise party scene lol, he was being so fucking extra there. he did NOT plan that, why were the balloons there, was he having some weird warbeast birthday party or what? also when raimi grabbed him by the mouth earlier, uhh
>>304407elaborate
No. 304414
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>>304412You know what, you're right this is our containment thread and we can be as insane as we want
right? Right??. That scene was so great tbh you saying that made me realize maybe he DID throw Warbeast a party 'cause the trial run with Scott went so well. Dude talks to his figurines, you know he was talking to his robodog while welding it together.
Tfw you will never squeeze his face and put your fingers in that mouth, why live!!!!
No. 304462
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This is the most beautiful episode of any show in the world (I respect Trekanons though).
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>>304472>I just watched Death Machine because of you guys Such is the power of our autism. We got another one girls!
No. 304524
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This one was bad. So painfully bad. I mean I knew it was gonna suck but I just have to watch everything he’s ever been in. Lock and Roll Forever, about a Japanese band trying to make it in America. He plays a hotel owner named Zee that’s super into music but the dialogue and plot were awful and why the fuck was he in this, and why did I watch it. He usually does serious stuff so seeing him in this shitty “comedy” was unbearable, he did have the one line in the movie that made me laugh from the sheer stupidity
>they have a very Japanese vibe
>that’s because they’re from Japan
DONT watch this one, unless you’re an autist like me. Someone did upload just his scenes from the movie on youtube, and at the end of the movie there are bloopers and in one of them he breaks while looking at another actor and in the other one he makes the girls laugh it was cute. And yes he’s wearing a fringe jacket because why the fuck not.
No. 304686
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Didn't want to feed the flames or acknowledge it but that post was so fucking funny I'm still thinking about it
>organizing worship threads over wormtongue, dano (etc.)
>wormtongue
>mfw??
Gríma my beloathed.
No. 304687
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No. 304691
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God I wish that old moid was me.
No. 304695
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>>304687HES AWESOME
>>304524that's some neil breen looking cinematography lmao. he looks so fine with gray hair though, i honestly can't decide if i like him better younger or older. is this gonna be what cements my reputation as a grandpa fucker?
>>304686i can see why our infatuation with this specific character could strike someone as odd but anon was being SO hilariously melodramatic. i'm gonna start telling people i indirectly made someone quit feminism by traumatising her with my taste (what have YOU done to fight the radfem menace today???)
No. 304704
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>>304691samefag, you're extremely right, seeing him in xfiles gave me so much life
No. 304707
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>>304695His 40s were peak imo, the wrinkles got deeper and his face was so angular…If you're at all a grandpafucker and horror enjoyer you might enjoy Halloween (the Rob Zombie one).
It's been like three days and I'm still laughing about it, Wormtongue Worship Thread. And anyways she is wrong, he is not to be worshipped he is to be beaten with a broom.
No. 304709
>>304704Kek there's maybe three of us here at any given time, samefag away. Can't believe X-files gave us more fanservice than all the Chucky films combined.
Anyways while Cytube is working Odysee no longer has free uploads so we can watch the publicly available I Desire, Istanbul, Death Machine, Spontaneous Combustion, or Child's Play (though I can probably find more) if there's still any interest. (Should this be bumped? Would any /m/ perusers want to join?)
No. 304711
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>>304709congrats on being the 100th post
nonny (apes together strong!!!)
i'll try to find functioning links for cytube for some other movies but pretty sure it's gonna be a fruitless effort so no promises
No. 304714
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>>304711Wahoo, thanks anon! This is the best thread ever.
I mean who wouldn't want to sit in a room for three hours watching I, Desire on repeat? Sounds like a dream tbh tell me how stale those crackers are again.
No. 304729
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"Your witless worm"
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>>304746Just don't eat Chief Lotho
No. 304841
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Nonnies I found 2 more movies!
https://archive.org/details/@kingink2 Chaindance and the Mound Builders, idk what the 2nd movie is about but I’m gonna watch Chaindance sometime today, he plays a guy with cerebral palsy that gets handcuffed to a prisoner as some sort of rehabilitation program. The trailer made me cringe pretty hard but it had good reviews, I will be back soon!
>>304709God fucking bless you for posting this. Spontaneous Combustion was seriously just Sweating and Screaming: The Movie. It’s really fucked up that they named him after the experiment that killed his parents, and who was the girl with the green ribbon in her hair? That movie was too dumb for me to still be thinking about it.
No. 304848
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>>304841Oh my god they chained Michael Ironside to him, kek that sounds like it'll be super fun! Looks like the Mound Builders is an old play about archaeologists trying to complete their dig before the local government floods the site to make it into a lake. Nice finds!!
This Japanese fansite has a great screenshot & wallpaper gallery, the last blog post was about a year ago so the webmaster was keeping up with it until pretty recently.
http://www.braddourif.org There's also a fanlisting/webring page but mosts users don't have their own site or the links are dead.
No. 304849
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>>304841Thank you for the links anon you're like a treasure hunter. Chaindance is so stupidly charming, come back and give us a review!
>Sweating and Screaming: The MovieYEAH…shame the pacing was so bad because David is a sad little qt3.14. Love that he turns into radioactive lightning goo at the end what the fuck.
No. 304885
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I have returned! Look at this scruffy little shit, Chaindance was actually good and I’m definitely gonna watch it again; I know I watched for Brad but Michael Ironside was really great. Brad’s character Johnny was funny and sad, the trailer made me a bit hesitant to watch because actors playing severe disabilities can be kinda iffy and uncomfortable for me sometimes but it wasn’t an issue, definitely watch this one my fellow Douriffags.
No. 304886
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Bonus s p i c y gif, holy fuck the way she grabs his face, god i wish that were me
No. 304913
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>>304886What are you planning on watching next
nonny? I love reading these reviews.
No. 304942
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>>304913 I’m gonna watch The Mound Builders next, then maybe finally Istanbul, idk what else after that since soap2day got nuked and I don’t know what’s on the other sites yet. And here’s another little review for you of a terrible movie called Progeny: I seriously forgot I even watched this one if that tells you how bad it is. He plays an alien investigator? Barely any screentime, probably not even 10 minutes total and most of it is around the end. Listen I love shitty horror movies but idk what it was about this one, it just felt flat overall but then the aliens were so hilariously bad, maybe give it a try? Probably not worth it for most, they kept flashing back to the couple having sex which I did NOT want to see once, let alone multiple times, however Wilford Brimley the ‘diabeetus’ man is also in this which was a delight (sorry if you’re not American and have no idea who that is). Full movie on youtube (unfortunately!)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V1b8hwJ5l7c(embed youtube videos) No. 304951
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>>304942If there's any specific film you want I'd be happy to try and find a link or at least a download, some are on 123movies mirrors or Dailymotion (though Murder Blues is an elusive bastard
and there's another coveted sex scene in it).
I'll give Progeny a watch (or a skim through), thank you. Why is an actor like that relegated to roles like this. Thanks for the spicy gif too she really has her tongue down his throat…wish that were me etc., crying horny tears.
No. 304959
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>>304951Thank you for the offer
nonnie! There’s nothing specific I’m looking for right now, I really am just trying my damndest to work my way through his filmography, if there’s something I truly can’t find I’ll come cry about it here.
>Murder Blues>another coveted sex sceneI guess we’ll have to pool our powers to find that one next.
He really has been in SO MANY movies, which is a little overwhelming with trying to find all of it, especially since it seems a lot of his roles are just bit parts in random shit, but it’s also great as I’m now remembering all the things I’ve seen him in before I really even knew who he was. He had a little part in this movie Chain Letter that I watched years ago, I didn’t remember his role but it was an alright horror movie, I think this one is on tubi right now. And he was also in an episode of Psych! Wtf! My brain exploded when I remembered that’s another place I had seen him lol. What a prolific little man, love him ♥
No. 304967
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>>304959Your sleuthing skills are amazing, kinda want to take one for the team and make a socmed account to beg for this girl's Color of Night upload (three hours of his voice…)
Completely agree he's really an acting chameleon, I only recalled he was in Dune like last month? Also love the anon who recognized him from SVU, kek.
No. 304969
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>>304967Ooh Color of Night and Body Parts are two that I really want to see! Does anyone know what movie this is from? To me he looks best in Istanbul and I’m thankful his hair is usually kept somewhat long, but goddamn he looks so good here with the short hair and glasses
>love the anon who recognized him from SVUalso me lol he has infected my brain No. 304972
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>>304969It's from Group Portrait with a Lady, looks like an interesting period piece but I haven't seen it yet. He was so beautiful in Istanbul every shot is fucking angelic, I like him with his curls long too nonna.
Glad the mass psychosis is still going strong kekk No. 304978
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Please god when will I be free
No. 304989
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>>304978YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1
No. 304997
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>mfw I try to draw fanartHorseplayer
https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=aD4_sC4nnjkLove to see him literally carry a woman sideways to do the sex while jazz music plays. I think it was supposed to be a saucy thriller but the writing was bad, Dourif has that rare early soft-spoken psycho thing going on (cute) and the plot twists were okay.
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>>304997Another movie? Oh
nonnie nona
nonny thank you
>>304978Wowwwwwwww, this may become required daily viewing.
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>>305001>daily viewingI love you thank you
No. 305123
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>>304967Oh
nonnie sweet
nonnie I have a present for you
https://bflix.io/movie/color-of-night-zvy3/1-1 there’s quite a few others here too, and a higher quality version of Death Machine than the one on youtube.
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Anyways I had went back to rewatch that SVU episode and I don’t know what’s wrong with me, why is this what did it for me I’m not specifically into old men I swear. There’s just something about him.
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>>305123>>305126I support you anon, would
kiss his
bald ass forehead mwah. His face never ages and he looks fine as fuck with grey hair. Thank you for the link! Good catalogue of his on there.
Watched Progeny earlier the narc scrote husband was terrible, Screaming Mad George killing it with the SFX as always
kek roach fetus, worth it for the most handsome 50 year old alien scientist in the world and if you like gentle nasal whispering in your ear.
No. 305178
>>304978HOW IS THIS THREAD REAL, HOW ARE ANY OF YOU REAL??? this is absolutely amazinf
>>304989kek
No. 305193
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>>305178Watching it again unfortunately he looks 2cool2edge next time I will make a meaner video. Also staring at
>>304063 every day of my life 24/7 when I wake up when I'm at work when I'm brushing my teeth before bed danke mein gott
No. 305195
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>>304997It's gonna take me a few days to watch this movie, I can only handle so much at once. The tension,long awkward pauses, the wailing sax and the
HORSE TIE are killing me, a masterpiece of drama, truly
No. 305197
>>305195The pure unfiltered comedic timing KEKx100 also the
horse tie is actually an integral plot point later on. I am not joking.
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>>305178Another Dantefag?? Welcome home lol
>>305195>I can only handle so much at onceSame here, I wanna marathon all his movies but I need to give them all time to sink in/recover from the stupidity
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Can we please discuss the giant crotch hole in his jeans. I haven't noticed this before, does he just walk around like this
>>305198ANON are you saying Horseplayer is not a cinematic masterpiece
No. 305207
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>>305198oh no, i've been here the entire time, i'm just somehow still in utter disbelief at everything going on, and the quality of the original content, what the hell guys, you're insane
>>305204ANON are you paying that much attention to EVERY FRAME?
No. 305223
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>>305207Nnnnnoooo…yes? MAYBE? AM I ALONE?
No. 305251
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Me rewatching this scene on a loop forever
No. 305252
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No. 305253
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And one for the Grima lovers. I am cringe but I am free.
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>>305204You know he does!!! Anyway they're either lined or he just wears leggings underneath kek
pic unrelated, but look at him absolutely drowning in that duster also!
he was raised at CHAANK, who taught him to dress himself? did the other engineers raise him like a pack of wolves?? does he wear this every day??? No. 305289
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>>305252>>305253What a great thing to wake up to, boys of many talents anon I love this I'm gonna think about it all day
>>305275The layers make him look so chunky and shapeless, a greasy blob. Never realized his coat was that long KEK. As soon as CHAANK adopted him you just know he went full weird teenager in a duster he's probably dressed like this for twenty years (and he thinks he looks so cool).
>does he wear this every dayIs he excluded from board meetings because nobody wants to smell him do they hose him down fully clothed prisoner-style once a week?
No. 305298
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Um…..
No. 305299
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>>305275>>305289yes please keep expanding the Dante lore, the thought of him getting hosed down is hilarious. Did they say he was raised at CHAANK? I don’t remember that, maybe I’ll have to rewatch
No. 305311
>>305298What? what? Huh?? Holy shit
>>305299>expanding the Dante loreThanks I'm never going to shut up. Iirc they said he was taken into their care from the orphanage (probably because 1337 hacker skillz) so presumably he was like a ward of the state except it's a corporation. Fostering one socially retarded manchild at a time
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>>305311The gif is from Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones, sadly the camera cuts away before they actually kiss rip
>taken into their care from an orphanageOh god just another layer of sadness, that makes the I’ll be your baby thing so much sadder for me DANTE WHY
No. 305335
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>>305318Was it good? I wasn't in the mood to watch about real depressing stuff this week but that gif is wild.
Makes you wonder if his mom died or gave him up, despite the abandonment issues and getting locked in closets/basements/??? as a child he's not a woman hater and is desperate for female attention. His mommy issues are so digusting and intriguing.
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>>305335Oh I actually haven’t watched that one yet, I was just curious how he looked in it and found that gif, looks like it’s on tubi right now!
>Makes you wonder if his mom died or gave him uphmm she may have been
abusive or neglectful and lost custody, I could see him acting out because of that and then always be looking for a mother figure. Mmm I love being a sperg and fleshing out a shallow character from a 20 year old movie
No. 305352
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>>305341Please never stop you are the greatest on planet earth ily, painful to be autistic about obscure shit like this alone. Acting out 'cause of the mommy he never had kek what a loser. It's the chaotic lack of morals that makes him so nauseatingly interesting
and the pretty blue eyes I wanna know why he's so sick aside from the latent psychopathy. Does he draw a lot? As an engineer does he make weird shit in his spare time? We will never know…
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>>305197It's a WHAT
yeah they do kind of hint at it being important the very first time you see it, I can't wait to find out why!!!>>305252>>305253Excellent, kek. Thank you nonners
>>305299>>305311>>305335>>305341I may have misunderstood what I read in the script and will probably rewatch anyways kekeke but if he was orphaned shortly after birth then that may mean both of his parents died? Like the classic only-survivor-of-the-accident-was-the-baby scenario I'm thinking.
>>305352He does have those drawings scattered around and all the toys and junk, but I think if he's not making fucked up shit for Chaank then he's spending a lot of time thinking about what other fucked up shit he could design for sure
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Oh yeah and the suffering is neverending, actually
No. 305466
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Daily reminder ilu anonnies you're so beautiful and cool and smart.
>>305385WOW I literally forgot he was orphaned as a baby sorry for being slow, maybe getting out of an
abusive orphanage into Chaank's ego-stroking claws is why he acts like an entitled shit. It's like the only truly tragic part of his backstory why would they make him even more fucked up than necessary.
>spending a lot of time thinking about what other fucked up shit he could designI wanna see the blueprints I bet he's got some wild ideas (also you READ THE SCRIPT AHHH "ultra-babe" being cut is still my greatest sorrow).
>>305390This was funny for .2 seconds but then I got unreasonably sad thanks nonners. Maybe I would hold him and let him rest his head on my chest before the asskicking.
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This one is…yeah I’m just gonna post and go I’m too embarrassed (what the hell is the thing on his shirt supposed to be??)
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>>305470>>305468Samefag I can't stop looking at the scraggly hair I'm wild about the way you draw his hair and the little details you put in like his ridiculous watch, he's so dingy but then has that sick silver wristwatch like….thank you for including it. And the severe blue-black eyebags that are one shade away from bruised themselves. Kms.
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ok at this point I'm gonna need everyone to go ahead and hand over their weapons, please
No. 305501
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>>305470>>305474>>305484Oh nonnas I’m so happy you like it, and yes I went back and made his hair extra scraggly it just wasn’t messy enough at first
>>305489Look at this pouty little snot gettin his toys taken away, wish I was the one giving him a pat down ughhhhhh
No. 305512
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>>305489My fists away are the only weapon I need to make him cry ha ha that Deagle with his stupid insignia is fun, he must be heavy as shit hauling all that around
>>305501Nonny I hope it's ok to say your drawings of him are literally my favourite they're stylized but still capture the likeness perfectly, you made up for the meager amount of fanart out there 10000 times over. I'd break into vault 10 for you.
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The Mound Builders was kind of…meh? I didn’t hate it but it’s not for everyone, I kept watching just to see where exactly the plot would go, it felt kind of incoherent/meandering. Brad plays Chad, a sweet simple southern boy interested in taken women, very cute in this with an explosion at the end.
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No. 305632
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>>305626The soggy hair and crazy eyes have convinced me to watch this one…I love your gifs anon, thank you. Looks like a slowburn but at least it's not Urban Legend where he seriously only got 2 whole minutes of screentime (but he was wet and wild so it's okay)
No. 305729
>>303935the passion you ladies are exhibiting plus this excellent fancam is threatening to awaken something in me for this grimey little bugger. how is he so cute? are all these shots from the various lord of the rings movies or is this all from that new lord of the rings series?
>puts his name into image search>hit in the face with his current old selfI'm going to pretend I didn't see that.
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>>305729Grima is EXTREMELY CUTE Dourif really added to the disgustingly pitiable aspect he had in the books imo. Another anon said it before but it's hilarious that they tried to make him look filthy and ugly but he's still so stupid hot. The fancam clips are from the old Peter Jackson films yeah, he was only in Two Towers and the extended version of Return of the King for a hot minute. I think cliprel fucked everyone up when we were young and now we're crazy.
It's so endearing how all the anons have different Dourif eras they prefer though, there's certain features of his that never age. Part of what makes him so attractive are his skills too even in shitty films his strange and wonderful acting still shines through.
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>>305729It’s so funny to me seeing other anons get sucked in to this madness. Embrace it.
>old BradYeah he doesn’t look as good as he used to but
I don’t think he looks that bad either and I’m just gonna leave it at that lol>>305739Ugh this hurts my heart so much, my greasy beloved. I think as a kid he was too weird and evil for me to have a crush on but i guess I have finally come to my senses, because obviously he’s the heartthrob of LoTR. OBVIOUSLY.
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>>305744I support your love of old Brad in overalls nonna, the variety is fun.
HE IS A HEARTTHROB KEK look at the way he stares at his hand after inappropriately touching a woman for the first time in his life. Legolas who??
No. 305753
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>>305468>>305501breathtaking amazing delicious
>>305744so do we all agree he's a virgin or is it up in the air? i guess i's possible that he used to be a normal-ish guy before being corrupted by dark magic and shit, so maybe women didnt used to faint at the sight of him
No. 305757
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>>305753Women faint at the sight of him because this pallid little freak oozes sex appeal, he’s only a virgin because everyone is overwhelmed by his presence! But really I haven’t seen the movies in ages and haven’t read the books, soooooo I don’t know but probably yes.
>>305750I thank you for your support lol
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>>30575310,000% virgin even if his coffers are full and his breeding stock is decent he is still so hideously awkward. The only remotely useful thing is his tongue and he has never spent enough time with a woman to charm her, too busy plotting and/or advising.
>>305757He also 10,000% smells rancid and definitely oozes…something, I'm sure. The book is pretty short if you want to give it a go and enjoy such scenes as: Grima getting hit, Grima getting smacked, Grima whining "I can't swim" and almost drowning
https://gosafir.com/mag/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Tolkien-J.-The-lord-of-the-rings-HarperCollins-ebooks-2010.pdf No. 305760
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Yeah babey
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No. 305774
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oh no I'm late for grime time!!
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>>305774The meat's done marinating you're right on time
No. 305813
>>305804He pronounces things so oddly kek my sides Sawrmann and Sawron, truly a theatre man. Also "Wormtongue spits!" there by the grace of god he spits, indeed.
>>305807GODDAMN!!
No. 305816
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>>305804i wish i could find more behind the scenes pictures, especially when he's not wearing the outer robe layer, wow it's doing it for me. it's like we're seeing something we're not supposed to see
No. 305818
>>3058041:10 I love his little laugh ahhhhhh. The Deadwood look isn’t my favorite but I wanna
pull his silly mustache so bad.
>>305816Yeah it’s great seeing him not so covered up, wish there was more.
No. 305821
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there are a few behind the scenes stills out there, but ones without the cloak are a little harder to find. I do like this unusually well-lit one except this was the shoot they forgot to give him eyebags rreeeeeeeeee
No. 305823
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>>305821Why does it feel more disturbing seeing him all fresh and healthy, it's so weird. Too bad the costume reference photos from the special edition are all neck down, such a compact little man without all the fur drapery
also was he planning on stripping during this scene or what kek what is this No. 305830
File: 1688193431027.jpg (16.89 KB, 357x466, the SHOESuh.jpg)
>>305823Ohhh you found a good one! he's wearing the cloak in the scene (>>305739) this must be a rehearsal or something!! he does seem a lot less imposing without it
I managed to locate the original webpage of a lot of images that pop up on pinterest and she had an image of the boots, picrel!
https://www.angelfire.com/anime4/starblazer/wormtongue.htmlkekking at his clenched fist, also
No. 305842
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>>305829Typing the most obscure shit possible on goggle dot com and praying writhing crying, nothing else came up sorry nona. Looks like it's from the Two Towers calendar of all things.
>>305830Oh you're right, it was probably a rehearsal! That scene would have been so vulnerable if he shucked the cloak. Thank you for the link her website is so funny, hope she's still around and still horny over weirdos
No. 305852
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Everyone who got to see the costume at the exhibit writes that it looks legitimately mouldy, feels ridiculously soft, and is surprisingly small
No. 305857
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>>305842thanks for the info anyway, lucky find!
>>305852so it appears i was right on the money about the mould smell THE WHOLE TIME. i fucking knew it.
No. 305859
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>>305857Grimafag more like GrimaQUEEN I would trust your judgment on him completely. But does he bathe or is it the kind of mould from layers of pure aged grime?
No. 305940
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Actually embarrassing how deep my crush is in this specific movie
No. 305946
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>>304951Nonnie…I think I found it
https://putlockers.fm/watch/PGpr12v3-murder-blues.html?__cf_chl_tk=NVtEyo3xy2_0rX3bLhtZbJflzwH6e2qwzvkS1i2J2C4-1688222994-0-gaNycGzNCXsI only watched the first few seconds to make sure it worked and it looked legit. I can’t believe I actually found it holy shit
No. 305954
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>>305946HOW, WHAT?! Did you seriously check through every putlocker instance kek you're incredible ily anon!! I wanted to watch this one so bad 'cause he looks so insane in the trailers ahhh you're the best!
No. 305958
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>>305954Let me tell you about my crazy detective skills
>google watch murder blues 1991>literally just scroll a little bit till I get stupid lucky and find itEnjoy! I’ll watch it eventually, there’s too damn much he’s in!
No. 305973
File: 1688229253963.webm (2.55 MB, 1280x720, right!!!!!.webm)
>>305958Are you kidding what the fuck is my internet search being throttled by the gov for being too horny? And oh god it's Horseplayer: The Sequel the writing is so bad and he's so beautiful anon I owe you my fucking life ty ty ty
No. 305985
File: 1688229800113.gif (1.7 MB, 300x250, 00DAB518-94F1-4518-99A4-86101D…)
>>305973I get way too giddy watching the movies where he’s young and cute, I gotta space them out lol, think I’m gonna watch death and cremation today.
No. 306004
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>>305985Relatable except even into his 40s I still shake uncontrollably when staring at his face, he's got more greys but that barely changes anything. Death and Cremation looks great actually it's nice to have something with a cleaner production value (for once kek)
No. 306008
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>>305947>tfw you forget your Grima outside after a bath and he develops hypothermiaIs it too much to think he never actually washes his hair? Perhaps he used to have better hygene when there was still pretense of being an actual
court jester advisor. He looks more like a whore's bath kind of animal.
No. 306011
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oh, who was saying that he oozes? he absolutely oozes. I think he's sticky and his skin is soft and clammy in that way that newts and salamanders are.
No. 306098
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>>306011The gratuitous closeup shots were too much love when you couldn't tell if it was sweat, drool, tears, or all three leaking down his face because of the perpetual dampness
>>306046>>306047Thanks nonners, Tucker is like the ideal sweet spot between polite and slightly deranged I feel so normie about him but everything he does is endearing. His rat PTSD is unfortunate but you can't fault the man kek. Apparently it's not a very faithful adaptation but the actors are all actually good, watch it just for him honestly.
And when did reviewchan get a ban?? Are you unbanned now? You didn't deserve that, girl
No. 306106
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There's no way I can stop being a complete retard and not be silly itt for an entire week, was nice knowing you all.
No. 306154
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>>306098>when did reviewchan get a ban?I’ve still been here the entire time posting lol, I didn’t even notice the ban myself until my 50th read through of the thread. I didn’t know you’re 100% REQUIRED to embed yt videos, I just didn’t want a random thumbnail to pop up and wanted to use that pic of him.
And I will definitely bump Graveyard Shift up on my list and watch it for you!!
>>306106Why is this so funny to me, I could watch all day.
No. 306216
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>>306154>50th read through of the threadHELL YEAH
Maybe a gracious janny just redtexted and didn't ban, I was scared. Glad you're still with us.
Watching the gif again just to laugh at "Yoshi mlem mlem" but man…I love his mouth.
No. 306221
File: 1688314141031.gif (1.56 MB, 500x214, 1686502297866.gif)
Are we all passing around the braincell again? I was just thinking about this…
No. 306247
File: 1688321275593.gif (2.8 MB, 540x350, ezgif-5-364e3d27a9.gif)
You are a beautiful, beautiful butterfly
No. 306261
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>>306221love seeing alien resurrection pics here! i think this was the first movie i saw him in, as i caught the tail end on tv, but i had no memory of that fact because he was covered in 100 layers of special effects by that point obviously. i narrowly avoided becoming insane slightly earlier.
No. 306265
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>>306257It's even better that he's on the demure unsuspecting end of crazy, the slowburn romance of his feelings for the xenomorph and not the sexy lady, what a gross sick fuck it's great
>>306261Your almonds were activated before you even realized it we are so lucky to have such an extensive filmography of almost exclusively weird insane shit
No. 306276
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I haven’t watched the episode yet. But damn.
No. 306278
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No. 306336
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>>306331You are a Goddess, you brought my vision to life but made it so much better I can’t stop smiling. 11/10 post
No. 306379
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>>306279ooooohhhh yeeeaaahhhh! I've been meaning to watch this one but I know I'll get sucked in and start watching the whole series kek
>>306331you are the master of your craft, I can't stop watching this, the owowowowo kills me
No. 306388
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>>306379Anon your filenames make me cackle, how did you get so smart. X-Files is very easy to bingewatch but you'll probably be too busy sitting catatonic after watching this one
No. 306422
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>>306419
It sounds good, just another thing to add to the list
No. 306440
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>>306419
The black eyes really are striking also assumed Grima had dark eyes so they missed the opportunity to give him two soulless voids in the middle of his face… what a look. Nta but thanks for the recap anon, tortured sociopath looking for redemption sounds different from the usual I'm extremely into it (and this gif oooh shit)
No. 306442
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Maybe a smarter anon could write a dissertation about his profile all I got right now is "ooooughh"
No. 306443
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>>306442Samefag sorry the line of his philtrum down to the thinnest suggestion of a cupid's bow makes me unwell
No. 306444
File: 1688414253299.gif (1.94 MB, 431x362, i'm fine i'm fine i'm okay.gif)
>>306443no you're so right, also sorry if this gif is a repost, I scrolled up & didn't see it and it drives me absolutely up the wall bonkers
also the single tear, he is king of the single tear running down the face No. 306450
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No. 306451
File: 1688416483240.gif (7.71 MB, 800x448, 1576DAF7-DE5D-488A-9B75-9BF870…)
And reposting this because I also love his crazy squinty blue eyes and curly brown hair
No. 306453
File: 1688416538860.gif (6.4 MB, 540x405, ezgif-1-7b7ca807f1.gif)
>>306444You could gif every single frame he's in and repost them forever and I still wouldn't mind. His waterworks in that scene make me go fucking bonkers bananas insane stupid foolish goofy, many thoughts…idk what's going on in his left eye to make it so leaky but thank you god
>>306450>>306449YEAH ANON I'm living for these pics his entire midface (nose included) in profile is incomprehensible, it's so hot, how is he real
No. 306460
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>>306451Criminally cute curls beautiful iridescent eyes, god. Also was Spontaneous Combustion actually an okay movie or are we delusional 'cause I keep getting the urge to rewatch it mostly for the stupid dialogue and his perpetual sadness/sweatiness/confusion
No. 306495
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>>306401>>306419his star trek character is literally me (violent impulses and autism). which makes the whole thing less hot to me but still fun to watch, loved the little bit of gray in his hair also.
>>306440i was surprised they didn't do that after reading that he's described as having dark eyes in the book cause they sure do love giving characters contacts. it would have given him a sort of intj pure look of analyzing quality i think.
No. 306528
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>>306495Over 9000 hours in photoshop
No. 306529
File: 1688445187196.gif (8.81 MB, 500x280, 071605FB-443B-426E-8D0D-92A58D…)
>>306460>was Spontaneous Combustion actually an okay movienot really, but gosh did it try. I will never be able to get over things getting so crazy and stupid at the end and then just having a hard cut to black, actually had me going “wait what, that’s it?!?”
No. 306530
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He was really cute in it though
No. 306531
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No. 306532
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No. 306534
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no love for exorcist 3 yet? i always thought it's a fun enough movie. guess who he plays in this one
No. 306536
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>>306529You're right I'm just blinded by the fact he's in the starring role…not only the smash cut the entire last twenty minutes after he shows up at the mansion was ???
hate to be a basic bitch but the glitter in his hair and lashes is such a cute bit>>306534RIP AND CUT AND MUTILATE maybe it's time for a rewatch. All I remember is it's way better than Exorcist II.
No. 306545
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>>306539Somehow he's missing that spark of intellect or degeneracy or something without the roving plate-sized pupils but he definitely looks more dead inside…we need a director's recut
No. 306546
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>>306451Hey nonna, speaking of curly hair
No. 306551
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>>306528>>306545Oh you've really done it now!! This is so good, his eyes look so so wet, I want to build a pond for him to live in
>>306451>>306530>>306536Jon Arbuckle era, classic, great look
>>306534There's so much to cover! Definitely need to rewatch this one
>>306546>>306547love when they make him do the extremely normal actor promotional photos/glamour shots kek
No. 306553
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>>306546>>306547IM DYING AHHHHHH HIS HAIR HIS SQUINT AND THE LITTLE EARRING??? Thank you for this delicious meal
>>306551>Jon Arbuckle era Nooo don’t say that lol he does kinda look like him tho. He looks weird to me doing those glamour shots like hello sir why are you not crying and covered in sweat/blood?
No. 306556
File: 1688452602789.gif (4.8 MB, 494x462, ezgif-5-5ff6f25830.gif)
>>306551Why is he styled like a 90s grunge boyband member what is that photo and why does he look so confused!!
Love a toadlike Grima everyone can come up to the enclosure and pay to throw mud in his face.>>306553Kek I have a soft spot for the dumb glamour shots too.
>why are you not crying and covered in sweat/bloodBased and real and true.
No. 306564
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No. 306590
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I can’t stop thinking about his legs. He was so lean and long and cute, I’m devastated.
No. 306591
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No. 306611
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>>306590>>306591I like it when they cast him next to Hollywood sized actors and he looks ten times shorter and skinnier.
No. 306613
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>>306611Put both hands around his little waist and lift him up like a cat
No. 306632
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love how Ely Pouget has to reeeeally pretend like she couldn't just reach over and snatch that magazine, where's her fucking Oscar!!
No. 306641
>>306613>>306611This is driving me crazy, I love a slight, wispy man.
>Put both hands around his little waist and lift him up like a catWhy would you do this to me, goddamn
No. 306642
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>>306632It's like, she'd rather die than put her body against him it's really good. You can tell he's desperately baiting her to come closer too there's an awful shiteating grin he does where his eyes eat her up right after showing off the magazine. I love Ely's acting in DM
>>306635There's ways he just naturally speaks and moves where the typecasting makes total sense…sorry Brad
No. 306645
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>>306641I don't have the cap on hand but him trying to be intimidating and aggro-leaning into the guy who plays Ridley while he's a foot taller is so funny. Someone please benchpress him.
>>306644Thank you anon you are a queen and an angel and I love you!! This thread is amazing we're like archeologists
No. 306674
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Life is unfair I want to bridal carry this skinny 30 year old man too
>>306650Nice to have more links, with all the takedowns you never know when a site will go offline. Thanks again anon ♥
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No. 306680
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>>306674>I want to bridal carry this skinny 30 year old man tooRelatable, I watched this about a million times it’s so cute
Death and Cremation was alright, another kind of eh movie. Brad has a nice amount of screen time, even though he’s a scabby, toothless old man
and I still love him Not a lot of gore but there was one kill I was impressed by, I wasn’t expecting to actually see a head get smashed it was a nice surprise. He plays Stanley, a grumpy old crematorium owner that kills people over the smallest slights because fucked up childhood, it’s sad but also his pettiness is funny. This fucker will kill you over anything. Didn’t say bless you after he sneezes? GOODBYE. A dumb emo kid starts working for him (it was the kid from that live action Peter Pan movie! Cutie!) and he’s not that great of an actor but it was really sweet to see Stanley look out for him though awwh my heart. I liked the end and am once again wishing that were me
yes please let me be on the run with my grumpy old man this movie left me a little wanting, so I decided to watch another one. And that was a mistake. But sure watch this one if you don’t mind gross old Brad.
No. 306682
>>306650This movie was really just right out there the whole time huh.
>>305973Nonnie please I wanna know what you thought of Murder Blues since you wanted to watch it so bad, I hope it was alright
No. 306837
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>>306682Aw hey anon, my judgement is getting really screwed up because he makes any film watchable but it was very much worth it. Don't know if it was his
worst, wouldn't recommend it for average watchers for sure, but he was in it for more than a minute and was also extremely cute- depressed, sweaty, crazy in a charming way. There were some great scenes where Barnes is shooting the shit with a detective and being a snarky asshole and his mental decline is very sad and sexy. The plot lost itself and there were annoying inconsistencies, generally a pretty forgettable film, the whodunit reveal was interesting enough though and the supporting actors were alright.
I never thought in any film was he ever actually going to get naked below the nipple…I can't write about this… No. 306840
File: 1688612231647.webm (1.28 MB, 480x360, cackle.webm)
>>306817Queen amongst women ty for the link, twenty minutes of hyena cackling is heaven.
>>306823You are normal and have good taste (forbidden exposed stomach…)
No. 306857
>>306837Glad you liked it!
>spoilerSHUT UP NO WAY do we get to see the tush? Because just the other day I was lamenting how his butt is so cute and I will never get to see it
>>306823Same same same oh the way his legs are just dangling, I want to hold him
No. 306893
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>>306857Sorry nonners no ass to be seen but he does have an adorable mole on his stomach. They talk for a while after the deed and the entire time the lady is rubbing his tit and giggling, I'm still losing my mind.
If you want to post photos of his butt I wouldn't mind, it's very cute and compact No. 306908
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>>306893Hot hot hot hot HOT. This ones from Wise Blood, haven’t seen it yet.
No. 306909
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No. 306910
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>>306893>>306908>>306909I feel like if I say anything at all I'll have said too much, I'm like a repressed Victorian foaming at the mouth at a sliver of ankle, it's like I can almost feel that gif
No. 306911
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>>306910Fellow old man enjoyer..? I was so pissed at this movie, he looked so hot in all black with the hat and gloves and there are literally no good shots of him in the full outfit. I like Brad at every age but it just feels a little to shameful/embarrassing to be this horny for an old man.
>>306893replying again but sad there’s no ass. There’s a scene in Chaindance where he gets picked up and his butt looks so cute in those slacks.
No. 306913
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>>306908How is there only a single scene of him shirtless in good lighting what a tragedy, guess this one's getting bumped up the list too.
>>306910Bet it feels like a soft fuzzy carpet…that scene felt verboten to watch even his naked calves were too much.
>>306911Is that pic from Death and Cremation? The review upthread made it sound really good with the dynamic between him and the other dude. You old man enjoyers are a cornerstone of this thread!
No. 306917
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>>306913No it’s from Malignant, this one was so bad I was actually pissed off. For the freakier nonnies he gets pushed down stabbed in the leg and cries a little at the end if you wanna see that. But it was super bad and he’s not in it a lot, it’s really jarring seeing him act with bad actors it’s like they’re from different planets.
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>>306917>stabbed in the leg and criesThank you for thinking of us ily. It can't be worse than three hours of a shitty tv special right…?
No. 306973
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>>306908>>306909im sorry but he looked like reviewbrah in that movie
No. 306990
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>>306973Reminds me of the anon who said he looks like Tommy Wiseau kms
No. 307030
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Anyways here's something, favorite to least favorite or most to least horny you can change the category titles. Sorry if you really like one that's not included you can edit it in if you want. Use adblock.
https://tierlists.com/create/brad-enjoyers-enjoyment-list>>306987Actual hot grandpa moment when he's leaning back in the chair.
No. 307031
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My new hobby is reading Death Machine reviews for the paragraphs about how wretched he is.
No. 307035
Long hair Brad in Toto mv!
>>306980This makes the movie look so much more intense than it is, emo boy cannot emote to save his life
>>306987I am having normal thoughts I am fine
>>307030I see who’s had the braincell, I literally wanted to make a tier list but didn’t want to be too autistic, guess I’m well past that point now…
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>>307035He is so incredibly fucking cute with long fluffy hair, one of his best looks. Glad we got Istanbul.
>didn't want to be too autisticI am begging you to please unleash the autism
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So. Turns out it was One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
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>>307053Oh my god it’s real THANK YOU THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES I will never recover from this
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>>307031Nooo now I'm reading reviews and I'm just getting annoyed at how many people just blatantly Don't Get It
and how many aren't giving my girl Hayden her due she is not a "dim" feeemale ceo reeeeeeee!!! She did everything right from the beginning she saved the goddamn day Jack would have to fight me to be her baby!!! … or I could be the babysitter KEK ! Like, oh it's ripping off Aliens and Terminator and Robocop and, and… ! Yeah, no shit, it's called an homage? A love letter, a lampooning? Anyway at least even the people who hated it agreed Brad acted the fuck outta that shit. It's wild seeing reviews from 1998/99 on IMDB though, I never realized it had been around for so long. Anyway I'm in so deep now I went and got two different versions of the dvd off ebay just to compare them (and rip the special features clips teehee)
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Tucker lover I watched Graveyard Shift. He didn’t inspire much horniness in me sorry, idk he was just an exterminator and the chewing tobacco grossed me out, wish so bad I could share your love, he was a really fun character though! And it’s so nice to see Brad in a movie that isn’t complete shit. This scene with the curl out did get me a little, I really love his curly hair so maybe the slicked back style played a part in me not liking him that much
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>>307120>annoyed at how many people just blatantly Don't Get ItYou're so right they don't get it
NOT LIKE US it's a fun satire and homage to 90s pop culture. Cale is the best final girl, she rails against Jack and sticks to her guns through it all plus Pouget brought so much more life to her than the script called for I love her. If you go through old blogspot reviews everyone is jerking off over how good it was idk what kind of stick IMDB users have up their ass. Yeah my other favourite part of reading those is definitely "the actors were top tier but Brad Fucking Dourif".
Wait holy shit did you find the German BMG release with the stuff about the cut versions?
>I'm in so deepMy sister I wanted to get the digipak poster but the thought of waking up every morning looking at his face will actually drive me to psychosis.
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>>307204It's ok I have the worst Brad Roles taste in the world, thank you for giving it a chance though hopefully all the closeups of his crazy beautiful eyes were worth it. His curly hair is adorable too which looks are your favourite?
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Dunno who made this one but it's accurate.
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>>307211Exactly! Thank you!! They really play off each other so well, everyone did a great job and you can tell they were having a good time working on it. There were some good reviews there as well, but since it's such a large site and there are reviews as recent as last year there's bound to be a few boneheads. I like that excerpt that calls Jack a nerd from hell kek. Also that poster!! The illustration is so beautiful, I know what you mean. As far as the dvd versions, one of them is a german copy and lists 112 minutes of special features on the case, but I haven't received it yet so we'll see. The one I do have looks like it's the US SD version, only 99 min and the case says there's an original featurette but the menu only says "trailers" and I'm having some trouble playing it. I actually picked it out because it looks like a bootleg, picrel
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>>307234kek same, I really felt this when I had to scroll past all my Jack pix to make a Grima version, thank you for the quality memes nona
No. 307257
>>307253oh thank god you made a grima version!!! you guys always come through. i just accidentally saved it three times because i was so excited.
>the top pic from an unreleased scenegive us the fucking scenes jackson or i swear to god i will break into that fucking vault myself and take them.
>>307249wow that's really cool, i hope there's interesting stuff on the dvds. my fav review was
>some of the best joints i've ever seen smoked in a movie No. 307262
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>>307249Your love for this movie gives me life did you hear about the Kino Lorber reissue they're coming out with later this year? Hope they include interviews or behind the scenes photos or at least plaster his face all over the cover.
>112 minutes of special featuresWoah maybe it's the Turbine release with the soundtrack and featurette? I'm so excited for you anon!! Where the hell did you find that DVD kek the cover is funny as fuck, look how they've massacred our boy.
>>307253I KNEW THERE WAS ANOTHER ANON WITH GOOD TASTE post all your Jack and Grima pics, always foaming at the mouth for more
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The page this photo is uploaded to has some amazing commentary from 2002
>Oooo, you can kind of see up his robes here…mmmmm
>my gosh! your’re right those look like bloomers
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>>307257keke ty, I was in such a frenzy I just realized I didn't use my absolute favorite image ugh! Also writing a very strongly worded email rn, give us the scenes PJ!!
>>307262WHAT NO I'm clipping through my chair are you kidding me!! I've got to look that one up, I hope they include some interviews or something too that's so exciting!
Also yes it's the Turbine release, I just checked the listing, I'm super psyched. They were both ebay finds and I wouldn't say I'm particularly tricky at searching, just stubborn kek. I'm such a sucker for a good bootleg tho, that's very noticeably the Warbeast's claw and T-800's head poorly photoshopped onto the body/armor of a third thing I don't recognize. I might just scan it, it belongs in a museum
>>307264Oooo, that's got to be such a hot costume with some kind of bloomers, knee-high boots, the whole maxi tunic, and that big velvet cloak…mmmmm hope they kept that studio as chilly as the plains of Rohan. That particular scene was shot on a stage outside though, right?
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spoilered for no actual grima
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>>307284i am touching
>>307264fascinating stuff. the little hankie on the ground makes me SO FUCKING SAD THOUGH.
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>>307221I did really like Tucker’s exterminator outfit and his earring, I’m sure slowly I’ll start to love him more.
My favorite looks wise is when his hair is all crazy and curly or really long, I think he’s so so cute in Chaindance and I love Johnny so much I actually bought the dvd for a higher quality version, I’ll upload it to youtube soon. As for his characters themselves, I would love to throw Dante down a flight of stairs as much as the next girl but it’s his really sweet sad roles that get me the most.
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Like I am still not over this leggy, lovesick simpleton. He literally proposed being in a throuple to be with the woman he’s infatuated with who does that?? And she has the audacity to say she’s not attracted to him smh my head. He’s such an idiot.
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>>307279>such a hot costumeIT IS I'm tired of pretending it's not. The outer robe is sumptuous in its detail and the latticework on those sleeves I'm gonna tear through his bloomers with my bare teeth. Honestly idk much about the production aside from 'straya but looks like it was outside from the lighting yeah.
>>307284The mental image of everyone itt shredding that underfrock to bits like rabid dogs, kek.
>>307287He is so pathetic in this scene please let him have his hankie…still peeved they didn't include Scouring of the Shire.
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>>307305Tucker looks weird smelly and gross I totally understand the general repulsion but his monologues are so funny, just a normal dude who loves his job. Chaindance was shockingly good right? If only he did more of that and less of whatever I, Desire was. He's eccentric and not very sweet in Body Parts but you should watch that one, peak curls.
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>>307306Watching this one tonight, I'm afraid to fall in love with him all over again.
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mwah
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>>306910PLEASE what is this from I just watched both Halloween movies thinking that was it
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>>307319Oh… sigh Grima's inner-layer outfit under the cloak and underfrock… god imagine him in just his little blouse and bloomers I want to deathroll him I want to crush him like a python
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>>307451Deathroll him, thrash his neck between my teeth like a wild animal, his wet and doughy constitution would not survive the damage. If the outer tunic is so dingy does it just get worse the further into his inner layers you go…loving the handkerchief pics btw, I can't look at it and be normal anymore.
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>>307451his body/costume looks so grotesque and sexy under the cloak i am unwell
ok my fellow insane individuals, do we think he's aware that everyone sees him as the slimy disgusting creature he is or is he just extremely delusional and thinks he's cool and goth and misunderstood? thoughts? PLEASE entertain me i need to sperg.
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>>307494Thank you for finding it! The sheriff was still very cute though
i wanna rub his belly>>307516>extremely delusional and thinks he's cool and goth and misunderstoodI choose this because it’s funnier to me. I think if he was aware everyone thinks he’s nasty he would try to do something about it, right? Or maybe he just dgaf I don’t know
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>>307524maybe his hair is so greasy because he constantly drenches it in some concoction he tried to mix in a dingy lab in orthanc in a misguided attempt to make it glossier and fluffier.. he's not very good at chemistry.
he's literally such a vile and fascinating character, all the internal conflicts and contradictions and depravity which were never quite explored enough. does he think he’s helping the people survive by taking control of the country, pulling the strings from the shadows, hoping that one day he will be recognised and accepted, or does he simply want to feel powerful, having those who wronged him, or looked at him the wrong way at his mercy? i’m very much an evil fucked up grima truther of course, but his evil probably does stem from delusions, and also fear. i think he wouldn’t see the point in trying to fight a force like sauron, he must think he’s doing the logical thing. does he care about possibly dooming all these people to be slaughtered by orcs when he advises saruman about the best course of attack? it was probably just petty revenge for casting him out, but what could’ve happened to make him turn his back on all of humanity so thoroughly? does he cry in that scene from realizing the scale of his crimes against humanity, or is eowyn his only regret? jfc he is giving me brain damage.
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>>307516Probably very aware but like anon said he doesn't care because he's too focused on Saruman's promises and his glorious future (live your dreams Grima). His life is so shit he can only survive by being singularly goal oriented kek.
>>307533Imo he cries because looking out at the army over Orthanc the full consequences of his actions finally hit, just the grand scale of what he's helped set into motion, and he realizes it's too late for any contrition. Tfw the consequences of his actions.
>does he care about possibly dooming all these people to be slaughteredMaybe not initially but all-out genocide likely wasn't on his agenda.
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Thanks for your patience, here's Final Judgement. Brad is the leading man in this one(!), Father Dan is very cute and very awkward (considering he's in a strip club 60% of the time).
https://mixdroop.bz/f/6qeo4gzjte09j No. 307540
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>>307539>>307540NO WAY I’ve been wondering about this but didn’t want to rush you HOLY FUCK it’s a good day to be a priestfag. And I literally just got off of work incredible timing I’m watching soon as I get home THANK YOU
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>>307306I thought you were kidding about the throuple thing oh my god, he's such a desperate loverboy, the actual manic devastation after he finds out about Jean's pregnancy…his hysterics at the end made me want to hold him like a baby he's just so stupid and the ending was so sad too, not what I expected.
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>>307539You're going to heaven for this one, thank you!!
>>307524I do love the big ol biker mustache, I admit it
>>307516God he probably is aware but wrong about the reasons, like he thinks everyone is just jealous of him for
his drip being so much smarter than they are, and likely acts extremely smug about it. He's definitely an uppity nerd and has probably on some level convinced himself they'd all realize how wrong they were if he ever revealed his True Power And Intellect. The way he acts haughty in the court of Rohan but simpers and sucks up to Saruman, he comes off like he thinks he's got everyone figured out and knows how to flatter them to get what he wants. Possibly at one point he groomed himself better but I think he is also being corrupted by the magic in a similar way to Smeagol, both in the sense that it's affecting his physical form and making him more wet and creaturelike, as well as making him more deranged and paranoid - if he's sneaking around then so could someone else, so of course nobody else should be allowed into his chambers to snoop (clean them) or handle his personal affects to sabotage or hex him (wash them)
>>307533>>307534Oh yeah he absolutely cries because he's realizing what he's done and how there's no going back. He just wanted to play both sides because he's a coward and wants to be on the winning team, whatever his twisted idea of "winning" is. I think also his ass-kissing betrays his desire to be admired or liked or appreciated in some way. Maybe at some point his obsession with Eowyn started to blind him to the scale of Saruman's plans or maybe he thought Sauron would have intervened and everything would have just worked out in his favor somehow?
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>>307583Anon I've been thinking about this all day, especially
>corrupted by the magic [making him more deranged and paranoid]your Grima thoughts are enchanting. Paranoia adding to his already strenuous mental load of playing both sides, compartmentalizing his own desires while fending off Eomer AND Saruman, oh my god he probably gets off on his epic genius LARP during the day and cries himself to sleep at night. I love that scene in your gif too even his rage is so meek, how does he have so much unwarranted pride to outright spit on mercy…his ego really got beat out of him after exile huh. Also funny how everyone in his proximity finds him repulsive but he's finally climbed the echelons of society and grits his teeth through all ill will sent his way by hiding behind his usurped status and a mummified old man. With such illusions of grandeur and self-importance I wonder if he was always weird and generally disliked? Would make sense of why he'd sell his loyalty. He's such a compulsive manipulator that not even Saruman takes him seriously nor is Eowyn willing to entertain his delusions…not that there's any canon bearing to it but I still love Brad's thought of Grima wanting to be loved but nobody willing to have him.
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No. 307649
>>307577Ayrt I’m so happy someone else watched this so you can know my pain, poor little Chad
>>307640HOLY SHIT
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>>307638>>307583tbh i’m so thankful and absolutely reeling because of how i can just go on my favourite basket weaving forum and enjoy insanely in-depth and articulate analysis from all of you about such an obscure character, i am blessed. ok, this one bit isn’t REALLY canon (i thought it was sort of implied, and one of the directors/producers/idk said they
did shoot something along those lines), grima being relieved deep down that saruman’s forces lost but then being reminded that he fucked up all his chances of forgiveness and belonging.. he must have questioned every single life choice he made a hundred times over at that point, it's such a dramatic descent from his presumptuous self-satisfied disposition at the court.
>paranoia adding to his already strenuous mental loadi want to keep leaving mysterious threats on his desk until he has a public mental breakdown because he can’t figure out who’s doing it and how they know all those things about him
>>307539wow thank you, i managed to download it. i hope you find a crisp hundred dollar bill today.
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>>307653>he fucked up all his chances of forgiveness and belongingReading this made me feel physical pain like sure the punishment fit the crime, his motivations weren't commendable in any sense but he gets so thoroughly decimated after Helm's Deep. Reduced to an afterthought, a punching bag, cared and thought about even less than he already was. Wonder if thoughts of Eowyn are enough to keep him sane in the long hours of the night or if even that light has been snuffed out of his life because he can't help but accept the miserable, isolated reality of his existence. Wonder how shattered his psyche is after all that.
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Sighing wistfully
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head full, many Grima thoughts
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>>307640he looks so crazed in this one what is going on !!
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>>307926A penny for your thoughts anon? I just love so much how he tries to feel for the last step with his hand there's something very endearingly useless about it (just like him) and the voice crack of course. And the blood on his teeth.
>>307939Still not over this dogshit movie…he's happy that his girlfriend put a jacket on him how fucking cute is that. It's a comedy but basically he gets his brain microwaved and turns into a permanently hungry horny mute who only wants to cuddle his gf
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I think Johnny is my favorite role of his so far, he is #1 in my heart
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Last samefag I wish I had gotten to see them buying suits and stuff, I was robbed. GIVE ME A CUTE MONTAGE
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>>307968ANON the quality is so much better than the other upload, thank you for doing that!! Can't wait to see Brad's sweet face in HD this thread is god's gift to womankind. Why is he your favourite write a love letter I wanna know, a huge shame it doesn't get talked about much because Johnny is a cutie and the movie's not half bad either. Is it the acerbic humour, the poetry?
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Woof
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>>307989>why is he your favoriteYes yes yes it is absolutely because of using his humor to hide the hurt and being a bit of an ass, being a sad poetry boy and his hair is at MAXIMUM CURL. When he says “I used to dream, but I stopped it…almost” my….heart……gughhhhhhh
>>307640>>307939Ladies PLEASE what is this??
No. 308158
>>307946hrngh okay I'm trying to touch on everything while also making a concerted effort not to sperg too much but my brain has turned to mush and is running out my ears he is such a wretch!! Every scene makes me insane. The comedic timing on the cut to him being thrown down the stairs is impeccable, shout out to the editor for that one. The bone crunching sounds with every impact down the stairs as well, no wonder they won an Oscar for sound design. And that shriek right as he thinks Theoden is about to bring his sword down on him before Aragorn stops him, music to my ears, Brad's a great voice actor and I bet that was a fun time in the sound booth!
Anyway the way Grima is always leaning in so close to Theoden, hissing into his ear but also looking at him so tenderly? And how Theoden weakly calls for him, his trusted servant, his faithful Grima…! And OH seeing him deliver a line that originally was Aragorn's thought
"so fair, so cold" can you believe I'm going to break his ankles I will hobble him! And then the bit about a hutch to trammel some wild thing in, how is he so smarmy and so desperate at the same time, Eowyn is totally his waifu and he's so convinced that deep down she's just like him fr!!
He absolutely is bitter and entitled enough to throw a tantrum and just go full scorched-earth without really grasping the consequences, which also kind of illustrates just how much he's deteriorated from who he might have been when Theoden first made him advisor. I'm assuming it's never clarified in the books whether Saruman instructed him to worm
kek his way into the position of advisor specifically, or whether he was headhunted
because that was already his position? but both are fun to think about. When the party arrives at Edoras and Grima is squabbling with Gandalf, Gandalf addresses Grima as son of Galmod and says to him "what a witless worm you have become," I think we can assume he is familiar with him, and may even have respected him at one time? Or didn't think so lowly of him, at least. The way Gandalf later points out to Theoden that everyone
except Theoden calls him Wormtongue almost seems like he's saying that Theoden is not just blinded to his scheming, but also that he's the last person left after everyone else slowly turned against Grima, but maybe I am obsessing over the details too much?
vid not related, it just makes me cackle. I love seeing what music people associate with different characters
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samefag, found this great old fansite in my neverending quest for moar grimapics:
http://www.dourif.net>>308149it's so funny how that just becomes his signature move. also wtf was his girlfriend mixing up that was so pink (in the earlier scene in the trailer)? cake icing, ambrosia salad? pepto bismol??
>>308093that scene really tugged on my heartstrings, also he totally got me with the classic clear green visor specifically for playing cards, it was very cute
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Vindicated! From this queen's June 14 2003 Flashback Weekend Two Towers viewing and Q&A:
>"…what I found most fascinating was his explanation of Grima Wormtongue’s tear at the sight of Saruman’s army. “He is the only man who can see the horror that was about to ensue. He was the only character who could truly feel and make the audience feel because he had a connection with men, being a man himself. It was more of a ‘G-d, what have I done?’ tear. He feels the guilt and the horror of what’s to come” (That was paraphrased, hard to remember now, hours later.) I thought that a very interesting insight into Grima’s character, as he is my favorite LOTR character."http://www.dourif.net/fans/encounters/carrie.html No. 308249
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>>308158Grima is a comedic tragedy in three parts, never too much sperg. Speaking of shrieking his "OUGH, ARGH" after falling down the stairs is also v good.
Him getting that whole “bitter watches of the night” dialogue is insane!! Gentle and fatherly in its original context but suddenly unwholesome and intimating too much…you know he's compared Eowyn to a summer's day in his head a hundred times. Will never get over how forlorn he looks staring at his hand after touching her either like disbelief he actually got that far and that it'll probably never happen again. Very hot that she finds him so utterly repulsive not even the insidious venom of his words (or Saruman's magic?) can get to her. He's so confident in his hold over every person in that hall, the total faith he has in himself at that point is astounding.
Stop me if this is too autistic but how do you feel about the change in stage direction when the party enters Meduseld? Grima originally being at Theoden's feet not only an indication of his lower status (iirc Eowyn stood at Theoden's side as a familial equal) but also making him seem more harmless, wilfully subservient? I love that he sits nearly ass to ass with Theoden in the films too though really drives home the power dynamic.
>deteriorated from who he might have beenIf you're the same anon who wrote about his gradual corruption by dark magic you have such a way of describing his fall from grace I adore it. The reference to him once being a man of Rohan and the discarded patronym seems to imply he wasn't always a loathsome degenerate, like you said Gandalf seemed idk disappointed at what Edoras, and maybe even Grima, were reduced to. Maybe nobody thought much of him, he was an unremarkable person with lofty ambitions but poor
hygiene social standing so his greatest assets were tongue and brains. Anyways makes you wonder who started the whole Wormtongue meme, Grima was probably seething so hard when it caught on kek.
>>308212Up until that single tear he really was still perfectly content snitching about Aragorn's Barahir ring and daydreaming of Eowyn as a Frazetta girl, then the terror hit so fast it hewed cracks that would slowly dismantle him completely (if PJ had actually filmed more worm abuse adventure smh).
No. 308254
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>>306534Watched the Legion edit for the first time today thanks to you anon. I didn't even know that they cut 80% of Dourif's scenes for the theatrical release to shoehorn Miller in for the fanservice, corpo scrotes are retards. 30 minutes of Gemini monologue with no vocal filters, wew…
No. 308314
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Ha. I am losing it, another one for the Dantefags, I saw this in the husbando thread and was inspired. Yes I included the crotch hole thank you for pointing it out whoever that was, how are his pants even held together? They seriously look on the verge of falling apart.
>>308309HOT. The wet curlies are too good
No. 308315
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CRINGE WARNING And a little bonus doodle because I could not stop imagining him in his stupid little lair cutting the holes in his jeans while blaring heavy metal im sorry I just think of him as a tighty whiteys type of guy
No. 308326
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>>308158and THE WAY HE’S SHAKING
why does he look so different person in that shot, his fear is so vibrant and unfiltered and exposed, compared to all the pretences and fronts he puts on in the court, hiding his motives, yet he can’t hide from anyone now, it’s DELICIOUS. amazing acting, i could watch him writhe beneath theoden’s rightful wrath on repeat forever. ooooooh you duplicitous little rodent, you vile creature, you insect…. the veins they painted on his face really complete the decaying corpse look, i wonder if grima’s entire body would be so transparently pale you could see all the capillaries and stuff, it’s so cute how he’s falling apart mentally and physically.
>>308249grima probably had unquestioning faith in saruman and the things he promised up until then, yet right as he was enjoying the all time high of the power he'd been granted he saw gandalf just instantly dissolve the spell they'd been weaving for so long like it was nothing, and now he's suddenly surrounded by enemies, reduced to nothing. sweet, sweet tasty retribution
when i was watching it for the first time together w/ a friend she said something like 'they should've probably killed that guy instead of letting him go but i bet you're happy they didn't cause you're always into those kinds of characters'. kek.>>308314>>308315 OH ART NONNA, your mind is a beautiful and genious place, you draw his face SO cute, your art is always such a nice surprise to see in this thread!!
No. 308339
>>308326thank you
nonnie, I don’t know when I’ll get started on it but I have at least one little Grima sketched out right now
>>308337Your feral energy is inspiring. Dantefags are a different breed.
No. 308377
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>>308339Back to froth at the mouth about the sliver of exposed skin on his belly I NEED to elbowdrop onto the arch of his back and bite his ass like a horny cartoon character
your captions are awakening something else in me maybe him backtalking is acceptable, and funny, and sexy even. The doodle is adorable as always too, standard issue basic bitch underwear that someone else has to go out and buy for him. You deserve the world and more, thank you for being so fucking cool.
>blaring heavy metalGod why are you so right, the soundtrack was great but it's killing me that we get no indication of what his leitmotif would be, are his preferred music genres TV static and porn or what.
No. 308390
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>>308377Backtalk is NOT acceptable but Dante’s incapable of shutting up it’s why he needs to be put in his place.
if that little sliver of skin is enough to drive you crazy my next idea will make your head explode No. 308432
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>>308390I keep thinking about it like yes Jack debase yourself for my amusement you walking trashcan, prattle on about how it's so gross and freaky the irony is hysterical, I wonder what kind of manic schizobabble would come out of his cute mouth in the throes of extreme emotion. He gets off to such nasty shit you'd have to be even nastier to really shut him up, make him question the extent of his own masochism…
>spoilerYou absolute angel you fucking legend, I'm shaking just thinking of the possibilities drawanon how are you real??
No. 308435
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Why, yes. Yes, you are.
No. 308441
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>>308309Is "unnaturally wet" on his resumé
No. 308442
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>>308314>>308315SCREAM nonna it is always such a treat to see your art in the thread, thank you thank you for your service!! something about, um, the way his ridiculous duster is just sloppily pushed aside, gosh. what a fucking nerd.
>>308337yeah what she said
please accept my humble offering! this loser would absolutely wear the same pair of tighie whities until they were grey and stretched out and the elastic was coming off, but for your consideration:
the classic novelty heart boxers. also warbeast cuz he's a good boy kek I'm obsessed with robot dog No. 308444
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samefag, feeling extremely blessed on this day
No. 308446
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No. 308447
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No. 308456
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>>308442OH YOU GUYS ARE SO TALENTED I'm the happiest luckiest girl in the world looking at all this fanart, obsessed with
the shading on his butt . Anonnnn he already has novelty ladies' lingerie of course he'd have novelty boxers, hearts and the ones with the smiley face on the dick no doubt. Puppy looks super cute, too.
>>308446Not even god would judge me for the things I want to do to Martin, Brad's expressions are maximum unhinged in this one. And his hair…
No. 308457
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No. 308458
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No. 308459
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No. 308460
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>>308457i want to kill him with hammers
>>308339>i have at least one little grima sketched outum ok thanks for letting me know so that i don't suffer a heart attack. GOD i can't imagine how fucking sick he'd look in your style, double the creepiness, quadruple the grease…..
No. 308471
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>this thing wakes you up in the middle of the night wydmy own idea has me laughing my ass off he’s so stupid I’m so stupid
>>308442YAY MORE ART!!!!! I LOVE IT!! it’s so funny i absolutely 100% considered giving him the novelty heart boxers hah
>>308446I am unwell. I still haven’t watched this or Final Judgement because I just know it’s gonna leave me borderline catatonic, and I need everything to be just right, the stars need to align and I need to make a blood sacrifice and only then will I be ready.
>>308459cute…
No. 308513
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>>308471How are all the master artists concentrated itt it's just wild?? I can't believe it you guys are unbelievably based, this Death Machine revival is insane. Actual irl KEK at the ancient white briefs totally being canon now
No. 308595
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>>308326>so transparently pale you could see all the capillaries and stuffThat sallow smooth waxy diseased complexion I want to run my fingers down his face, he looks so tender I want to eat him. The anon who said his skin is sticky and soft was right on the money it's like he died in a river and crawled out three days later a sopping affront to man.
No. 308596
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No. 308616
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>>308249>not even the insidious venom of his words (or Saruman's magic?) can get to herOh I sort of got the same impression! Like he's trying to use his slimy magic and you see her almost give in for a moment because on top of his manipulations, what he's saying isn't technically wrong and it's so painful to be lonely like that and to be understood in some small way can be so, well, seductive for lack of a better word kek, but she is so completely disgusted by him that it snaps her out of it and she's able to escape. Love that for her.
>change in stage direction when the party enters MeduseldWould have loved to see him sitting at Theoden's feet and clinging to the foot of his robes, sigh… It also definitely drives home the snake imagery too, I think, him writhing on the floor like the worm he is. I do like both versions though, it's fun to see him clinging to the side of the throne, almost crawling up it like an insect. also KEK yeah that was me saying I think the magic is eating away at him, I'm so in love with his corruption I can't help it he's eating away at my brain! He would absolutely be malding about the nickname, but I read a comment somewhere recently in a discussion of the name though, apparently Tolkien pretty consistently used "worm" to refer to dragons as opposed to the more typical "wyrm"? So it could again be another serpent reference which is very on brand for him.
>>308326Ooh rare Grima, nice! Also love how he shakes and yeah he does look super different in that shot right?? I thought it was just me. The veins are so creepy and charming and it IS so cute how he's falling apart, you can almost feel his stomach just drop in that moment when Gandalf cures Theoden, how he immediately starts trying to skitter away when he thinks no one is looking, what a coward!
>>308460kek I love this model, his head is so bulbous.
Oscillating so fast between Grima and Dante thoughts I'm giving myself whiplash over here, the Turbine edition Death Machine DVD has just arrived, shaking and crying etc etc. Trying to rip it rn, we'll see how good my luck is since it has a region 2 emblem on the case and me & my devices are squarely in region 1. Apparently you can change the region on your PC, but only a handful of times before it's locked.
No. 308633
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>>308616When he glides his hand down her neck the divisive emotions between them are so palpable, Eowyn's eyes boring through him in silent rage while his go wide in expectation that she'll lean into his touch, it's such a tense scene someone can write an essay on it I'm sure. Yes also on how he grips onto the throne, who is the infirm one here exactly KEK. The worm/wyrm thing is very good info in fact the double entendre illustrates his degradation even further? From a dangerous venomous serpent to a witless filthy worm, I love that.
CONGRATS on the package!! Apparently the reverse side of the case insert is beautiful, are there any cool extras on it? Oh how awful anon it seems your words have forced my hand, I must rewatch DM today, oh how unfortunate.
>Oscillating so fast between Grima and DanteKindred spirit…
No. 308653
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Bruce Willis with hair is extremely insufferable but look at this sweet mousy priestly man (Moonlighting S3E5)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5lkrwh?playlist=x4wcic No. 308693
>>308653Thanks you thank you for finding this! The priest trinity is now complete I can watch them all
>>308596Aw cute, love his little awkward smile
No. 308725
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>>308693His awkward smiles are the best
No. 308764
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I need to smoke a joint with this old man
No. 308766
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very inspired by the death machine anon's dedication, so i gotta ask: is there like a special lotr release with all the behind the scenes stuff that i should look for? (yeah i should just try and find it myself but maybe one of you knows something..?)
No. 308774
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>>308766Kek hey, dvdcompare.net is the site with version info and they seem to have every LotR release imaginable. Not sure if there's a definitive edition with
all the bonus content but the Collector's Edition of Two Towers has full cast audio commentary so maybe there's some secret Grima info lurking there. Hope you can find something good.
>>308772Anon there's only one true label for this feeling, not grandpafucker…Douriffucker…
The amount of things and ways I am horny for him is horrible and embarrassing, he's unreal. No. 308776
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Samefag the "Ultimate" Collector's Edition has a neat booklet with costume/production notes which seem elucidating but it's 200 Ameribucks and also picrel…sorry nonners.
No. 308786
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>>308766The Limited Edition versions claim to have DVD-ROM features but to access them you need a defunct program called InterActual that only works with internet explorer for some reason. I'm dying to know what they are because they're not listed on the dvdcompare site! Hopefully the information is stored on the disc and it's not the type of deal where the disc acts as a key to access a special section of a website.
The DM DVD extras were a little disappointing unfortunately, they definitely fudged das minuten bonusmaterial by adding up the runtime for all the extras in every language so instead of 112 min it's more like 45, plus it really felt like the people in charge of the crew interviews were just asking bland, general questions and the only one with any detailed info was the editor. sad! I was really looking forward to learning about
the fucking WIG!!! the costumes, but she does give a few details about the Hardman suit's construction at least. Working on cropping the scans of the booklet and maybe putting the interviews somewhere, but here's the cover for now anyway
No. 308802
>>308786Thank you for the magnificent review, sorry to hear about das bonusmaterial though. If you can upload the interviews for posterity it would be awesome maybe Lorber will actually get ahold of Norrington or Anciano for a real jackpot.
>the WIGIt looks so unstyled and fresh out of the bag but there's no way right? That weird fringe = Jack snipped it himself for visibility (but then why is his hair in his face all the time anyway) smh these vital questions need answers. And that specific Blade Runner quote on his door, just another homage or?? I'm losing it.
No. 308827
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alright, here we go:
Fantastic film festival 1994 (english w/japanese subtitles in parts) -
https://mixdroop.bz/f/0ver8zv7f14z31interview with editor Paul Endacott -
https://mixdroop.bz/f/md7q3z64s9z643interview with costumer Stephanie Collier -
https://mixdroop.bz/f/md7q3zplhn7nx7interview with producer Ray Burdis -
https://mixdroop.bz/f/qlj6q9mlsx897vraside from the trailers and the film itself that's pretty much it! I can't tell if this site compresses or resizes the videos, if not I can put up the HD version as well.
Now that I'm able to see The Wig better, I think it might actually be extensions. I think the top highlight in picrel is where his real hair ends, and they just threw in the extensions without trying to blend them so they're all the same length.
society if wardrobe had cut in some layers or something
No. 308848
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Grima lovers, do you know if they shaved off his eyebrows or just hid them with makeup magic? I was just curious about that, and you’ve probably all found this already but this site has some nice costume pics at the end, I’ll just post it for posterity
https://www.angelfire.com/anime4/starblazer/wormtongue.htmlHe looks so grumpy in this pic it made me smile
No. 309002
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>>308827Downloaded, you're a saint! The Endacott interview was p nice, everyone really gave it their all for this dumb wonderful movie it's such a labour of love. Aw @ "once he'd gone you could feel the energy drop", I wanna hear how Pouget felt about filming with him it was probably super intense.
>>308848He shaved em, you can read the whole story here
https://www.theonering.net/torwp/2003/09/08/25398-an-hour-with-brad-dourif-2/ No. 309003
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No. 309004
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Very pettable ponytail.
No. 309031
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>>309002ty nonna! Can’t wait to read it all later
>>309004I think you mean very pullable
No. 309056
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>>309031Wanna brush the curls out of his face
and yank on them the greasy half-updo in Graveyard Shift was really something…
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No. 309100
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Gotta love Dr Gediman's dumb metal tube ponytail too kek, honestly he was the best part of the whole dumpster fire that is Alien Resurrection. Rant incoming but I tried to rewatch it last night and it's been so long since I've been subjected to anything Joss Whedon got his sweaty little hands all over that I forgot how completely fucking insufferable he makes everything he touches. I couldn't even finish it, absolute moidgazey fanboy trash, it should be considered a fan film actually, it's hardly worth putting on for background noise. The director did Amelie right after too, which I haven't seen since I was a kid but knowing that I bet I would feel gross watching it now as well. Sorry to go on and on but they really had everything handed to them and fucked it up so bad!! Oh well, at least we got the xeno tank scene out of it, right?
No. 309192
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>>309003cherubic. angelic, even
No. 309278
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Beating my brain into having fucked up Death Machine dreams is not working but somehow I had a dream about this thread last night?? Love you girls.
>>309192That shoot is so funny someone get him some sunglasses.
No. 309279
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No. 309280
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This headshot is on your desk for a LotR casting wyd
No. 309291
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>>309280Hire him immediately, obviously! btw, was it ever revealed who originally got the part and couldn't make it? I couldn't imagine anyone but him in the role now.
No. 309294
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>>309291No direct source but according to the rumor mill it was Jeffrey Combs. Nobody else could exude such slimy malice though it really is unimaginable. Just, kek at the big smile in the headshot.
No. 309296
>>309291we truly live in the best timeline!
>>309294i thought they mentioned it being a 'british author' at some point but i might have misread it?
so glad you like the gif No. 309301
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>>309296ok found it, i meant this bit. literally didn't find a single other bit of info though, sorry. that sure is a random ass movie list there.
No. 309307
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>>309299>>309301Not sure how reputable AICN was in the 90s but here's the post, maybe they had to recast multiple times? Wow, those three must have been so bad they were the only ones he could recall lol
No. 309310
>>309294>>309307Apparently Aragorn was locked in as Stuart Townsend as well and was recast just two days before filming started.
Compiling bits from all the listicles I just skimmed to cast alternate timeline LotR with Jeff Combs as Grima, Stuart Townsend as Aragorn, Christopher Lee as Gandalf, Lucy Lawless as Galadriel, real-life couple Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke as Eowyn and Faramir, Bill Bailey as Gimli, Jake Gyllenhaal as Frodo, David Bowie as Elrond. Apparently the Beatles had also gotten together with Stanley Kubrick to pitch an adaptation starring themselves.
No. 309331
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>>309312Who knows how reliable any of this information is really, a lot of it seems to line up between sites but they could all be passing the same rumors between themselves. Apparently Thurman was originally offered the part of Arwen, and then later Eowyn.
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/653231/lord-of-the-rings-actors-almost-casthttps://screenrant.com/acto-almost-starred-lord-of-the-rings-movies-casting/#warwick-davis-as-gimliThis is the one that mentions the Beatles:
https://screenrant.com/lord-rings-actors-almost-cast-trilogy-rule-them-all/ No. 309341
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samefag, unrelated but on the topic of alternate timelines Jack with short hair is eating holes in my brain. I love the headbanger look but I need to gaze at his dangly chain earring! Maybe he could even have had a rat tail or something kek
No. 309351
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>>309341OH ANON where is this from did you draw it?! The pseudo undercut is very cute sometimes I wonder why Norrington didn't go full self insert and give him the shaved sides. Still think they should have made him grow his hair out for those au naturel greasy limp curls, I love Grima's look so much.
>>309331There's an overwhelming amount of info out there, thank you for the links. I'm curious to read if they had a specific role for Lawless too.
No. 309502
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Grimmy
No. 309503
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And here’s a clean one
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No. 309514
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>>309502>>309503>>309504Anon you deserve to be the first to shank him with his dagger I LOVE YOU. This trend of Grima having his face smashed into dirt is incredibly satisfying and the hankie HAHA YEAH….I've been staring at this for thirty minutes in dead silence unable to think of a better reply other than blood and tears sexy. I don't even know which version is better pre-dirt is so pathetic and sweet but the dirtied one makes my mind run wild with what'd come next. How are your sketch pages always so adorable and funny too I'm gonna print them out and eat them.
No. 309601
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>>308008Damn okay, guess I just wasn't in a big Exorcist mood last week but now I'm hooked. The timing on "severed" makes me chuckle especially. is it weird I think the mugshot looks really good?
>>309400Thanks for posting! This one looks pretty interesting, plus I'm sure it was nice for him to just be a normal character like a restaurant manager for once kek
>>309502>>309503>>309504Yesss, put him in the dirt where he belongs!!! Has anyone told you today that you're an absolute treasure? The smaller drawings are so cute as well, the shaking and sweating makes me all warm and fuzzy.
No. 309686
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sorrysorrysorry last one for now spam over, i blame you
>>309341 it’s like every time I start working on something ten more ideas spring up, I’ll go back to my cave now
No. 309697
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>>309686Every time you post art I literally wait with bated breath for the day you grace this thread again please never stop. The exposed nape…very interesting…
His big ass forehead too KEK I'm gonna flick it>ten more ideas ??!?!??!?!!!!!
No. 309698
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>>309601The timing on that video is great and the choice of shots too, absolutely angelic. Fatal Beauty's mugshot is also pretty handsome.
No. 309703
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That single tear stuck to his eyelash. Unreal.
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>>309351I did, gomen, gomen, I'm a little sloppy but it gets the job done
the job being spreading my brainrot to everyone else kekekeI'm so glad I wasn't the only one that got self insert vibes! I can't quite put it into words but there's definitely that me-but-cooler feeling radiating off his character the way he was written. Would have been very cute with the shaved sides or a more Grima-esque cut as well, maybe even a more rivethead flavored version of the Billy Bibbit style. I feel like I've seen it mentioned in a couple places now that the look is based on Norrington though, there must be more info out there!
>>309686YYEEEEESSSS!!! Trying to type calmly but I want to scream and cry and and howl. sparkle sparkle. the jacket over the head. so cute. you can't hide hehe. the multiplying ideas thing, very relateable…
>>309697gonna knock on that melon to see if it's ripe kek
No. 309829
>>309698Oh it might be time to finally watch Fatal Beauty, I'm so excited about that one I keep putting it off kek
>>309703He can't keep getting away with this, how does he do it
No. 309841
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>>309341incredible likeness and mad skillz
nonny, i love it so much
>>309502>>309503>>309504holy shit this is so perfect, the pained but resigned expression, the way the specs of blood stand out against his fancy yet decaying clothes, the scenarios that immediately start playing in my head… i'm so glad we all collectively want to bash grima's head in. the hankie doodle omg he looks so bashful, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM?? it’s killing me, i can absolutely see him getting that embarrassed if you pushed the right buttons, i wanna write a whole essay about these pics, god i'm so late replying, i'm so sorry, words keep evading me but YOU DESERVE THE WORLD.
hope the anon on an epic quest to find grima pics (same here) appreciates this, here's a scan i did of one of the cards i got because it was bothering me that i couldn't find this image in good quality anywhere. maybe i just didn't look hard enough, idk.
No. 309843
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>>309841also there was this card, the holographic bastard didn’t wanna get scanned properly but he looks sooo cute, this is a rare grima, right?
No. 309862
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Which britfag conjured him?
Exorcist III tonight on Legend 10.55pm.
No. 309871
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>>309514 >>309601 >>309841Thank you nonnies, glad you like them
>>309697I CANNOT BE STOPPED
>>309828oh shit you drew that? I love it I love it he’s so cute. And since you brought up alternate timelines i may have dreamed up an ending where Jack somehow unbelievably doesn’t get killed by Warbeast but does get horribly mangled, (he can’t die I won’t let him!) has to build himself a robot arm and of course comes out of it even more unhinged and crazy, he’d probably still be fixated on Cale and want revenge or something.
The wig talk upthread made me really look at it, and yeah I think it is just fucked up extensions WHAT IS THIS, the waviness at the top is his real hair did they even try. But I like the idea that Jack is just a dumbass and fucked it up himself.
No. 309897
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>>309828Thank you for gracing this thread with more art I'm saving every piece, you drew that weasely face he makes so perfectly. Love your style, anon!! You're right about the self-insert vibes, grateful it was subdued enough for Jack to have agency as a character bc scrotes are usually so typical with that shit. Was it picrel's article you were thinking of? Maybe the side shave would have made him look too cool/put together/fashionable kek he's so perfectly ratty as he is
…all that hair's better to drag him around by. OT but I love seeing the Jack/Grima memes reposted it's like a self-contained memosphere in here.
>>309843Nooo why does he look so adorably bug-eyed here, the parted mouth, the little lock of hair over his face, he's got the look of a scared cornered animal. Thank you for scanning these, so grateful to have a supplier of rare Grimas ♥
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>>309862That's the power of
shitposting love, bongfriend
No. 310069
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>>309900Wholesome image, nona.
Still not sure whether priest or patient is my favourite.
No. 310169
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>>310069Have to say patient, he might run his mouth but he's so accostable and vulnerable shoved into a straitjacket and strapped to the floor and punched and shot. Your cap is my absolute favourite. Also who was brave enough to go and stick that bandage on him kek
No. 310201
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this was fun. I haven't seen a lot of these so it's mostly ranked according to on sight horniness
No. 310209
File: 1690133418246.webm (8.64 MB, 654x480, hesreallysmokin.webm)
>>310201I love how we all share practically the same brain cell, really solid top row choices. One of your literally whos reminded me vidrel exists, kek.
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>>305390Anon if you're still here I want to tell you that this song came on the radio the other day and I had an irl 'nam flashback. Pain.
No. 310243
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>>310209What a goof, he must be so fun to work with. What’s this from?
No. 310250
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>>310243Right, he's such a good sport. It's Urban Legend from '98!
No. 310251
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Another one from X-Files.
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No. 310293
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No. 310297
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>>309841>>309843oouuuu real nice extra rare Grimas, delicious! that particular promotional set from the holographic card you scanned is my favorite, he looks so ill ♥
>>310228KEKK it haunts me
>>310293I never expected the underfrock to be so airy, as heavy as the cloak is. he even has it sort of tucked in the front and you can see the lining and boots so well, why is sloppy style Grima making me sweat…
No. 310305
>>310297Still feeling peevish that he wasn't uncloaked in at least one scene, he looks extra meek without it
ugh sloppy and disheveled I want to gnaw on his midsection like a fine turkey dinner.
No. 310315
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>>309841>>309871>>309897tysm I am insane crazy in the head and so so glad for this thread all the time I just want to do what I can to give back ♥
Now I'm thinking about the mangling and robot arm scenario ugh you're so correct, I can't decide if it would be more fun for him to have to build it with his mangled hand or if he'd suffer more by losing his dominant hand.
OT but I just watched Virus (1999) recently and am feeling very inspired by the cyborg creatures, they're so meaty and the effects are pretty great. anyway what if he tried to salvage as much of his arm as he could and made it super fleshy and gross hahaI think it was that article! Of course Fangoria doesn't have that issue archived on their site but I managed to find it, good read. I think the editor Paul Endacott mentioned it in his interview, as well. picrel has been posted before but like just look at them!! kek I wonder what the discussion of the look was like, I think I've seen it mentioned that they got along pretty well on set too, they were totally in cahoots it's so funny
No. 310337
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No one posting his daughter in drag
Get with the program!!! She’s just a cute female version of him really
No. 310370
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>>310315Ahhh yes thank you for enabling my craziness, gross and meaty robo arm would be cool
JUST ANOTHER THING TO DRAW GREAT>>310337The face is a little too uncanny for me with the makeup but she is very cute! And just like how it was with Brad it turns out I’ve already seen her in something without even realizing it, about a year ago I randomly decided to watch True Blood for the first time and she has a small role. I thought she was cute but didn’t bother looking her up cause I figured ‘coven member #5’ or whatever would just be some small random actor.
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>>310337>>310370Is that from the Chucky tv show? personally I loved her on Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency. I had no idea she was on True Blood though! What season was that?
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>>310389Season four! Verrrrry minor role though
No. 310410
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Rewatched Death Machine and I do not remember Warbeast having such a funny little walk, it’s adorable. I want to step on Jack and pull his hair more than ever ♥
No. 310494
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>>309871The final vault scene puts evil unwholesome worms in my brain but a sequel would be the dream, they even had a plausible setup with Jack being the only unconfirmed offscreen death come the fuck on
>comes out of it even more unhinged and crazy he could be so insane he could be so much worse, mauled and gored
nasty face scars would be unreasonably cool and more fucked up than ever, his sense of identity already so warped he'd see himself as indestructible, superhuman, cosmically chosen, massive chip on his shoulder and a frenetic god complex. Hyperfocused on hunting down Cale but still unable to formulate how/if he would actually kill her because of his obsessive projection, the DRAMA of it all. Add to that Jack trying to navigate a completely alien to him social infrastructure (with underground hackers or weapons dealers or whatever) as a coddled undeveloped shut-in ha ha. Or maybe he'd be his own type of one-man death machine (augmented with a robot arm! Armed with ridiculous action film railguns!). I want Death Machine 2: Jack's Revenge so bad this world is too cruel.
>>310315Peeling myself away from the Dourif watchlist for Virus, thanks for the rec. It's funny to imagine the kind of horrible inspiration he'd take from 80s/90s scifi horror for his projects
I know he wouldn't understand Cronenberg but he would totally watch Videodrome for the goreporn and try to stick his dick into a television afterwards. Thanks for posting that pic again it turns me into a catatonic braindead protozoa.
No. 310495
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The Finnish cover is ridiculous btw, truly the demolition duo.
No. 310770
File: 1690313734653.webm (9.55 MB, 1280x720, this is killing me.webm)
ughhhhhhhhhh done. I've never made one of these before and it was really aggravating but also fun to piece it together. Mostly I'm just sick of listening to this song, it immediately made me think of him.
No. 310785
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>>310770"this is killing me.webm" more like you're KILLING ME IS THERE ANYTHING MORE PERFECT, the cuts are impeccable, the clips are delicious, the song is fantastic, very horny ending thank YOU wow. Thanks for including all his most manic moments too the flailing and screaming really tickles me, these videos are like miniature hits of dopamine. Would turn him into ground beef to this song 10/10 really hoping you make more masterpieces.
Incidentally you seem like the right person to ask do you have any more Jack-adjacent music recs…I've a single very him album and the endless repeats are turning my brain to mush, nothing else except a few songs here and there fills the void.
No. 310797
>>310785hell yeah I'm glad you like it
>music recsI'M ON IT other than random character actors I love music and making dumb playlists for every little thing, funnily enough I already started a small playlist of songs that remind me of him. I will make it perfect just you wait. I gotta know what the album is you've been listening to??
No. 310823
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>>310770we all say YES kek love it!!! I love his stupid little tv bits and the Warbeast chomping especially, also agree it's a very him song.
I wanna
talk to you see everyone's playlists too! songs, bands, etc, whatever
No. 310832
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>>310797I don't want to reveal my questionable taste kek quaking in my boots for your playlist though, you get the vibes.
Everyone and their mum has probably seen Cinefantasique v26 with the alternate (shitty) shot of the one pic, the text is basically a rehash of the Fango article but there's more Jack hypothesizing
https://archive.org/details/cinefantastique_1970-2002/Cinefantastique%20Vol%2026%20No%206-Vol%2027%20No%201%20%28Oct%201995%29/page/n93/mode/1up?view=theater No. 310885
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>>310169Orderlies were holding him down for that bandage to be applied.
Also fond of picrel, you can just see the mole at the base of his neck. Vulnerability looks good on him.
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>>310823>>310832ummmmm I got way too excited about making this and then realized I'm dumb and don't have that many good songs to rec, he definitely has metal/industrial vibes and I don't really listen to those genres SORRY and nothing embodies him quite like that on your knees song. Regardless I tried, the songs at the end don't have the right sound but I think the lyrics suit him
I debated keeping in the Barnes & Barnes songs he could have feasibly listened to Dr. Demento right?? He's a little weirdo with his toys and novelty glasses he probably would have liked that goofy shit it's canon to me nowhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxIIC2Ro6jOX1UFPwzHJlMiMtVVTrptth No. 310918
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>>310832samefag I found this X Files pic in there too
>However, Dante is a childlike psychopath incapable of making the distinction between right and wrong after years of watching hardcore car¬ toon violence on television and decides he isn’t going without a fight.his brain was melted by violent cartoons lol, HE'S SO STUPID I LOVE HIMMMM
>I don't want to reveal my questionable tasteCOWARD!!
No. 310919
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>>310885Wow wow wow hey anon after my own heart, love that curve of his neck and the mole, when everything else is covered you can't help but eat up even the most mundane glimpses of skin. What a winning smile too I bet he bites.
His physical vulnerability is one of the most alluring things despite being a huge and present threat he can't do much but bark and snarl or straddle catatonia, I'm a little wild about it.
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>>310918>>310916Holy shit you're FAST and ooooooh we have a lot of song overlaps for him, where's that braincell again. It's hard to find ones that fit the unhinged energy he has going on, anon upthread made me consider that (if he listens to anything at all??) it might be stuff from his childhood like early Slayer, Suicidal Tendencies, maybe sludge/prog metal but "Jack would like" songs are different from "makes me think of him" songs (sorry idk if this makes sense). This is great you've put me on a punk rock hunt, the obscene lyrics and screaming amps are so perfect.
>brain melted by violent cartoonsHe's the epitome of brainrot kek. There's a colour version of your pic too!
>>310921If you divorce DM from its context it's just two hours of Brad closeups, completely understandable.
No. 310944
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>>310916Samefag but
>Dr. DementoThat specific 80s/90s Americana flavour is so interesting anon I feel like you have incredible insight into what like, his favourite show (clearly not Oprah) or cereal would be kek.
No. 310969
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>>310937yeah that makes sense, it's a combination of songs that make me think of him AND ones that I could see him possibly listening to himself
>song overlapsmy sister…
>>310944my frame of reference for pop culture is pretty all over the place, that just happens to be one random thing I know of lol I probably have a very surface level knowledge of 80s/90s stuff. Favorite cereal my immediate thought was Capn Crunch but it would probably be Count Chocula/Frankenberry
No. 310976
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>>310969CACKLING that's fangirl-to-fangirl communication baby, I went through the playlist and wrote a huge reply and got embarrassed but it was insanely fitting, genuinely perfect. Laying on the floor after listening to Just Wait Til Next Year though, it encapsulates the violent affectionate impulses towards him a lot I
love him so much uhooouuuhhhh the pain.
Love your deductive skills, this is definitely a man who somehow stays alive on 90% sugar and 10% hot pockets like a true autist.
No. 310982
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>>310976yayyyyyy I'm so happy you liked it, and yes agreed he has not touched a vegetable in years, if ever.
No. 311000
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Body Parts doesn't seem to have a good upload either so
https://mixdrop.co/f/pkw484potpw8qdThe dishevelled artist thing really works for him.
No. 311025
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>>311020Np! ♥
The scene you linked had the funniest eyebrow raise I've ever seen what is that fucking face, he cut through the somber tone of the movie well. And his creaky vocal fry, I'm so in love.
No. 311056
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I know we're usually fawning over his nose and eyes but his face shape is so nice, that jaw…
No. 311089
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>>311056god yes, the jaw!! each one of his facial features is so distinct honestly, how did they all end up on the same face, how do they all work together, serendipitous, truly…
No. 311097
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it’s awful how much I post, he’s my new hobby I can’t stop taken from the template thread, I didn’t know which animal to pick for him
>>311089Oh that nose, that goddamn nose
No. 311110
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>>311097THE BURGERPIZZA KEK he would, he would fly to Brazil on the company card if someone showed him the whole roast chicken and chocolate sprinkles pizza, too perfect
pic unrelated I just love his big ol ears too
No. 311112
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sorry this gif got a little squished, anyway look at him run ehehe
No. 311204
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>>311056>>311089I feel clinically insane looking at this man how can every feature be so perfectly captivating
not to be a total weirdo but his slightly fucked teeth are so incredibly cute too.
No. 311207
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>>311097Perfect mix of goofy and threatening, the Ren & Stimpy cap is killing me.
>>311112Why he stick his arm out like that??
No. 311270
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>>311207ewwww haha he looks so skeevy and greasy with the chains I hate it. I have conflicting feelings about picrel he gives me similar greasy vibes and that is usually not my type at all but…
No. 311271
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like COME ON, this freakin face???
No. 311274
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>>311270If it makes you feel better some of his looks that reasonably shouldn't be attractive still make me stupid. Looking too long at Laura Mars photos my brain is like "well it's still his gorgeous face under that beard", and it sort of goes downhill from there…awful, beautiful man.
No. 311277
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I don't care if he looks like a bum still would x100 times over
No. 311286
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noooooooo I love when he looks super scummy aha
No. 311296
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No. 311301
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>>311274Ugh I just keep staring at this with my finger covering the beard, why, he would have been so devastatingly hot without it.
>>311298 his hair looks nice with the little highlights
No. 311305
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>>311301It's even more of a shame because his facial structure is so immaculate why would you cover that up???
>>311298Yknow for a repertoire of insane characters there wasn't a lot of scumbag greaseballs. SIGH.
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No. 311311
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Laura Mars Charlie Manson beard vs Sonny Boy whatever this is
No. 311312
Also actually found the full film while I was searching for a clear pic of that thing
>>311310nice
No. 311317
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>>311311I fucking hate the Postal Dude goatee so much. Under pain of death it'd be Manson beard…I guess…
>that thingkek thank you for the link, I had a really hard time trying to find it. Can't wait to look at his lovely fluffy curly hair and cry.
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>>311311Oh god no I will happily take the beard over that
>>311310Mmmmmmmmmmm
No. 311336
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>>310919Can't refuse his invitation. Dancing with you nona.
Those are some heavy restraints, such a dangerous delicate creature.
No. 311348
>>311112Anon, squishy gif is beautiful ty.
>>311301Standard beard is fine, just imagine digging your fingers through and in to that fine bone structure beneath.
>>311311This
fell asleep with his chin in a bowl of bran flakes mess can fuck off. That's getting shaved off the second he goes to sleep.
No. 311351
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>>311311i need him so bad in this movie with and without his stupid goatee, i'm not even gonna pretend it's beneath me, he's so awful and cute and retarded
No. 311353
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>>311348>imagine digging your fingers throughOkay, maybe beards are acceptable
>>311351I need to chew on his hair like a deranged goat luv it when he's dirty and dusty
No. 311354
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Wait how do you girls feel about the handlebar
No. 311358
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Yo
lovingly fuck whoever said he looks like Jon Arbuckle that’s all I can think of when I watch this now
>>311354Love it, hot. Thinking on it now I actually don’t mind the beard in Humboldt County, I really hate beards/anything beyond stubble
but I guess grampy sexiness outweighs beard grossness No. 311359
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>>311354I dig it. Also the more I look at the full beard the crazier it's making me, I'm into it now too god damn
No. 311367
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>>311358KEK thanks I hate it (great edit though), Garfield can't kill how hot he looks in Combustion.
He's pretty handsome as a bearded old man I think his babyface underneath the lumberjack stache was throwing me off.
No. 311368
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Heaven's Gate Brad is a travesty though I'm sorry
No. 311369
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Palate cleanser
No. 311382
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>>311336I can't write fic fast or draw good but this is from the bottom of my heart to another Exorcist enjoyer (ha ha Tommy Sunlight, get it?) ♥. In your pic there's a peek of those wall mounted arm restraints they got rid of when doing reshoots, makes you think…
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>me saving every picture of him I see and making a million gifs and edits>my storage>>311367The absolute chokehold this man has on me, why is he so
sexy old man Brad activates my feral cave woman horniness like no other, having indecent thoughts I need an ice bath whew
No. 311483
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>>311432YAY congrats on 500th post!
I don't understand how he's real, he's beautiful no matter how old he gets or what outfit they stick him in and his face is hot and his body is cute too, fuck.
Thanks for the gif I wish to kissy him all over his sweet face
and neck.
No. 311490
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>>311432Samefag but I'm so here for your photo and edit collection
No. 311536
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>>311490I just like making memes and dumb shit, thank you for the old man photo >saved
No. 311537
File: 1690658935891.png (2.36 MB, 955x1280, 0151C588-250D-48C0-B1E6-3D7BC6…)
No. 311550
File: 1690661936282.gif (9.01 MB, 539x350, Tumblr_l_226512122494810.gif)
coming out as a Clark liker I want to set a drink on his table without a coaster I want to rearrange his tchotchkes when he's not looking I want to borrow his things without asking and give them back dirty and broken I want to put HIM in intensive care!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look at his silly little bowtie I wanna "fix" it and make it uneven ugh!!!!!
No. 311575
File: 1690669805632.gif (397.7 KB, 500x281, 11241939_82b3d.gif)
ok I was inspired to rewatch Exorcist III, I forgot how cozy it is. I need to check out that extended/restored version sometime.
>>311382nta but love this aaa! all the extreme closeups… also I didn't realize how smiley he is in this one, sigh
>>311358noooo kek I said it
with love in my heart and I meant it!! This pic is too perfect, I'll have to watch Spontaneous Combustion next!
No. 311600
File: 1690683054176.gif (3.68 MB, 500x343, tumblr_2b39c53b6f2a0dfa64f876d…)
found this random Brad Dourif gif (Dougif?) in my files and felt obligated to post it here.
No. 311608
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>>311536The memes are even funnier because of how hyperspecific they are. Dourif meme ecosystem.
>>311575What a nice picmix, who could ever suckerpunch such a qt. Please do watch the original cut the pacing is so different it changes the whole mood of the film
and his VOICE I'M STILL PISSED. Thanks for your kind words I love getting to stare at his face for hours while making those kek.
No. 311612
File: 1690686845210.gif (2.3 MB, 430x295, bigsmile.gif)
>>311600>DougifNonna….lol. He seems like such a little weirdo in Ragtime, still have to watch that one.
No. 311697
File: 1690723326527.jpeg (474.81 KB, 1170x1226, IMG_2914.jpeg)
Look nonas! One of my favourite of his characters!
No. 311706
File: 1690726663558.gif (7.71 MB, 540x350, 0F311042-5C3F-4A34-8123-8C6486…)
>>311697ooh what is this, share link pls
No. 311708
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No. 311723
File: 1690730240218.webm (3.33 MB, 854x480, BLACK EMOTIONAL HOLE.webm)
>>311550>put HIM in intensive care BASED, you thought about that line too…please bully him straight out of his comfort zone I loved it when Sondra jumped his ass. I was hoping he'd get negged by the group so hard we'd see the full nuclear meltdown but the self-loathing freakout was good too.
No. 311727
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>>311697That's so cute, people connecting with their fav characters is wholesome. You seem like a sweetheart anon.
>69
teehee No. 311783
File: 1690744999720.gif (9 MB, 480x360, whatchadoin.gif)
Inconsolable.
No. 311791
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You ever think about how he's a walking torture arsenal
No. 311792
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No. 311793
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No. 311801
File: 1690748255593.gif (915.16 KB, 500x353, 11242324_4f98e.gif)
>>311791singular instance of braincell running on multiple machines
also wtf they let you add music to these??? I'm waist deep in picmixes now I have a serious problem rofl No. 311802
File: 1690748418469.png (1.64 MB, 1569x1107, entropy.png)
>>311801and plain one because his face is just too
cute here
No. 311804
File: 1690749041112.gif (6.18 MB, 540x422, A1F32046-78ED-4E6C-AE35-88948C…)
>>311575>>311791>>311801I’m so happy someone else thought to make a picmix, I always forgot to do it. THEY LOOK AMAZING!!!
No. 311808
File: 1690750208190.gif (9.51 MB, 540x340, duderelax.gif)
>>311801Parallel processing KEK, the cursor wildly framing a heart is literally me
>>311804Make one too nonna they're so fun!
No. 311809
>>311706It is that fictional character quiz, (not just a brad character one sadly) and out of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest I got this lil angel
https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/>>311727Thank you nonna! My top match was Anastasia Steele kek
No. 311814
File: 1690752212106.gif (450.01 KB, 500x280, bell2.gif)
>>311804OH EXACTLY kekk!!! yes yes, would right-click on him & save as… and then put him in the recycle bin lmao
>>311804yesss make one! they're so easy to get hooked on though, too much fun.
actually I came here to post this one after watching Spontaneous Combustion but got too excited when I saw nona's Jack one kek! Not my favorite character and not my favorite Tobe Hooper joint, but absolutely a testament to his skill, just wow. I mean the cast is really what made that movie, aside from that my favorite part was the sets!! Anyway, the world's greatest actor for sure kek
No. 311818
>>311354Handlebar?
Will tickle your inner thighs anon. I approve of this beard type.
>>311783This is beautiful.
>>311793Some art anon needs to write lolcow on that sign…
No. 311826
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>>311808>>311814You should not have encouraged me HA. Figured I would make one for the man that got me
this is actually so dumb I can’t stop laughing>>311809My top results were awful, got a 78% for Billy though
No. 311828
File: 1690755678045.gif (485.13 KB, 500x333, mitchie.gif)
Never4get the pink slop scene.
>>311814CUTE, love the composition and how pink it is! After TCSM and and Poltergeist SC seemed really weak in the writing department but the framing in every scene with Brad was soo beautiful (thinking about the glitter on his face forever), the acting/cast definitely makes it worth rewatching.
No. 311831
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>>311826WHEEZING IRL LIVE YOUR TRUTH, the cozy old man vest does inspire a certain something in me.
No. 311839
File: 1690758101102.jpg (19.14 KB, 469x314, by his wrists.jpg)
>>311382Oh nona, this is amazing. The vid is perfect and I fucking adore that song.
Much love to you. If you're ok to share your fic or more vids, I'd love to see. No pressure though. Never tried writing DouriFiction, maybe one day.>wall mounted arm restraintsAlways thought they'd need to have some way to hold him still when they peel off the strait jacket to wash him down occasionally but I doubt that's canon.
No. 311848
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>>311839Thanks for the inspiration, casual blasphemy fits him nicely.
The fics might be a little TOO niche but who knows, there's some sweat-inducing posts here that fuel the creative fire. There's so many talented anons itt, hope to see your writing around!Taking your words as gospel, oh to be a fly on the wall while the nurse sponge-bathes him…would it be disconcerting enough of an experience to actually shut him up, hmm.
No. 311854
File: 1690762490191.gif (462.94 KB, 308x500, 862E5B7F-9DA4-437E-B493-AB0D17…)
I know at least one of you sickos wants to feed him bugs and I support you fully ♥
No. 311863
File: 1690764893194.gif (386.75 KB, 220x220, 34898234732.gif)
>>311854You are what you eat, Grima…you are what you eat…
No. 311865
File: 1690766448030.gif (6.48 MB, 540x350, billybibbit.gif)
>>309279This is such a good picture, I've had a crush on him since I saw him in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest when I was a teenager. Love this thread.
No. 311870
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>>311865Dandelion puff hair
No. 311892
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>>311818I gotchu
>>311870Um cute??? I want to pet the fluff
No. 311966
File: 1690824381147.gif (424.62 KB, 500x383, E5B421CC-C923-4B55-B3A1-81C935…)
GODDAMN!!!!!
No. 311969
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I finally watched this and hoo boy that sex scene. SO hot. Some bits were really stupid and I couldn’t help but laugh but overall sexy gun toting priest Brad is 100/10 I have never been into hands specifically but this movie had me thinkin “damn I wanna suck his fingers” WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING TO ME
No. 311974
>>311826YES love it, the plumes of steam/smoke have me rolling
>>311828Oh this has everything!!! kekking at the gf sticker and the flappy microwave, YOU rock!
>>311854Absolutely ♥ just perfect, what a creepy crawlie
>>311892Love ittt, would pick him up
>>311966WOOOO!!!
>>311969Oh I still gotta watch this one oh no I already like his hands too much aaaah, also MORALLY COMPLEX is sending me
>>311970literally created an account just to save Bradmixes, they need a club or guild feature kek
No. 311976
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>>311969Tell me your username, I NEED TO KNOW
No. 311977
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>>311976holy shit
it’s gabaghoul No. 312009
>>311892Request anon would like to thank art anon for bringing this vision to life.
The amount of talent itt is a joy.
No. 312010
File: 1690841879318.gif (8.02 MB, 500x375, hands.gif)
>>311966TUCKER ♥ The dancing mouse is killing me kek.
>>311969Ok since you watched it I need to sperg about Final Judgement, it has no right being that entertaining. For what's essentially softcore porn somehow Dan is a really cool character, he's not a dirty gross porno priest he's legitimately a nice and wholesome guy who wants to help people. You have this idealized fantasy man and a hot well-shot sex scene while half the movie is closeup titty shots, who was the target audience?? How does this stupid B-movie have such a likeable protagonist? Kind of sad too because it's such a testament to Brad's capability to be a leading man and it stings to see him in bit roles after singlehandedly carrying some shit like this.
He's got thick sturdy fingers despite his small frame it's hard not to stare looool. Pls no bully but since we're confessing…I've never ever been into legs or armpits or other weird random body parts but uhh he has some kind of animal magnetism…neck, thighs, snail trail…anyways. No. 312011
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Btw picmix anon, you're a sweet angel from heaven
No. 312014
File: 1690843347210.gif (Spoiler Image,12.18 MB, 500x281, pls dont open at work.gif)
FUCK I FORGOT TO SPOILER IT, OOPS
No. 312017
File: 1690846137350.jpg (66.15 KB, 937x831, waiting.jpg)
>>311848>TOO nicheA niche within a niche, nona. Keep creating whether it's for yourself or to share.This whole thread is an inspiration, the best kind there is.
>fly on the wall…shut him upGuess his reaction depends on his mood, if he got pissed at the orderlies making him more vulnerable when they cuff him to the wall there might be bruises and cuts from the struggle to deal with. He might play passive, staring in silence. He might play up to every touch. He might try and corrupt the nurse. There's options.
No. 312030
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Keep meaning to watch Wise Blood but the self-flagellating martyrdom thematics are so sexy I'm going to die
No. 312034
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>>311723Ugh yes, as soon as she said It's not the burglary he's an expert in, it's the rage, I was like thank you ma'am that's all the permission I need, I'll take it from here! Wish we had gotten to see her go after him with the butcher knife… The freakout was good, he's so bothered!!!!! Casey and Buck teaming up to pester him with the smoking cracked me up too, the whole group together was fun
No. 312039
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>>312034Every time there's a really wild image on the front page I pray it's the great minds on the Dourif thread and it is!! Sondra was an amazing foil to him, why did he keep that slashed up shirt anyway kek. Would have been fun to see what Clark and Rose got up to together too, did she berate him for not being clean enough did she put him in a bleach bath before she'd touch him, inquiring minds want to know. The group moments and glimpses into their personal lives were the best parts of that movie tbh.
>>312035Nooo anon that's so disappointing, reviews say Huston reworked the religious narrative so I'm curious to see how those themes changed from the novel. The barbed wire(?!??!!) screencap is way too tempting to not watch it though please forgive my bad taste, plus gotta love that official Criterion fanart.
No. 312041
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>>312010Ahaaa ayrt confess away!! And yeah even though it was a silly action titty movie Brad did good, it was so nice seeing him in something for more than 5 minutes.
>>312014WHEW yeah I never noticed his arms before but they look so nice
cant really see it in the gif but at the start of this part you can totally see his underwear…yes I noticed because I was trying to see ass>>312034I haven’t watched this one yet but your drawing made me laugh
No. 312042
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Samefag I made another one for my fav…I’m in pain, I NEED to bury my face in his curls and play with them.
No. 312090
File: 1690906564860.png (97.98 KB, 1432x987, color of night script.png)
>>312042Cute!!! Such a sweetheart… the curls really are nice in this one
>>312041It's alright, the group scenes really are the best part. The script was strange, the guy is obsessed with "good taste" and is weirdly detailed on not just the descritions of the sex scenes, but the description of the framing and the type of shots/editing he has in mind overall, picrel.
No. 312091
File: 1690906826636.gif (623.9 KB, 500x272, CLAAARK.gif)
samefagging to Clark up the thread some more, I need to make him have an aneurysm, just a little one, I just know he would love being in the hospital
No. 312174
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>>312042That tub scene made me finally comprehend people who want to sit in the same bathwater as another human being. Who's gonna gently untangle his hair and wash his back!!!
>trying to see assA WOMAN OF CULTURE.
>>312091Your brain is so big and beautiful and kind, what's more sterile than the ICU kek. Cute colour palette too, love the knives.
No. 312175
File: 1690938961899.png (1.06 MB, 814x1307, demurelittleguy.png)
This pose is so
No. 312192
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Chain him up in my front yard like a guard dog and handfeed him table scraps yum yum
No. 312216
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I CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER this scene is objectively not sexy, he’s literally on the toilet but I was too excited about seeing his thighs my immediate thought was I wanna bite them. Brain worms. I wanna gnaw them to the fucking BONE AHH.
>>312174>Who's gonna gently untangle his hair and wash his back!!!I’m crying me me me I’ll do it
>>312091 this is so great
>>312192 lol the shiny sparkly earrings. Love it
No. 312325
File: 1690991806472.gif (1.91 MB, 320x240, me when there's a new post.gif)
>>312192spray him with the hose when it's hot outside, mm… kekking at the sparkly garbage, v cute
>>312216I would never get off his lap hrngh
>>312175Is he wearing JEANS kek this must be a rehearsal or something
anyway I want to beat Clark with a shoe bye>>312291ty for the pics nona these are all great but this one just makes me smile idk, Hazel Motes site theme when
No. 312337
File: 1690998064647.gif (3.71 MB, 480x368, 54A0968B-61DF-47B3-8B92-7807EF…)
>>312252>I'd get ripped just to bridal carry him everywhereAnother instance of single braincell, I’ve been thinking that ever since that gif of Billy being carried got posted
>>312283This is actually one I had been meaning to watch for a loooong time, well before this thread was ever made because it was described as really fucking weird but now I’m worried I’ll be to distracted by Brad to just soak it all in and appreciate it. I’ll definitely read the book before I ever do watch it.
No. 312408
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>>312287Never thought I'd warm up to the Wise Blood look but an unmistakable unhinged aura eminates so strongly from this pic, frothing to watch it.
>>312325Anon you're SO CREATIVE I'm taking notes
speaking of shoes I think he should be stepped on tbh, wipe your feet on him it'd be funny u kno.
Customizable CSS when!!!
No. 312413
File: 1691025912525.gif (3.73 MB, 400x282, BISOU.gif)
>>312337Your gif ♥ I'm seriously convinced at this point we all share one neural pathway kek, forever thinking about that Guyana Tragedy scene too.
No. 312427
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>>312408NONNIEEEEEE I LOVE IT haha, I would love to have our own banner, lord knows I would make a million of them but I don’t wanna push things with other anons this is so great
>>312413>Guyana Tragedy sceneThe
tension in that scene holy shit, why couldn’t they have just kissed! Sexual tension is sexual tension, I don’t care if it’s with a man or woman
Love everything about the kiss in gifrel, the little shake of his head hnnnnnn and I am once again just dying over his legs, little toothpicks, I wanna throw him over my shoulder
No. 312435
File: 1691037519844.gif (11.26 MB, 480x360, maamplease.gif)
>>312427It's totally a banner in our hearts! Oh yeah the sweaty death throes were beautiful and then suddenly my eyes were bugging out after they end up naked together kek what a twist.
Legs for DAYS, so endeared with the wild body language too why he do that skip hop jump thing.
No. 312438
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No. 312488
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>>312435>they end up naked togetherMy mind was running in circles when I read this huh who what??? I honestly wasn’t even thinking about watching this one but just did, the scenes with them together were
chefs kiss also I am a dumb dumb I saw scrawny brad being carried in that gif and assumed it was Billy whoops No. 312489
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No. 312490
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No. 312491
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AND HIS LEGS IN THESE DUMB LITTLE SHORTS!!!!
No. 312492
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No. 312495
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>>312488This entire scene from when they hold him down on the bed to your gif was insane it was honestly a pretty decent docu-movie but why were all the Brad bits so horny (not complaining ofc)
>>312492I WANT TO CHARGE HIM LIKE A BULL he was so tiny back then JESUS
No. 312496
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No. 312501
Look at all these gorgeous, gorgeous gifs I'm going insane!!!!! Single teardrop rolling down my cheek irl ♥
Here's s03e14 of The Equalizer, as you might guess from the video title Brad plays Fenn, an ex-con just trying to help his newly-released buddy get back on his feet. Not a lot of screen time but he looks so sweet it almost makes up for it.
>>312491>>312492And here I was just thinking it's such a shame we never get to see him in shorts! Literally a cutoff pair of jeans, what a look, what a determined walk kekeke
>>312408EEEEK it's perfect you're a visionary, I'm clicking vigorously on the bluray announcement kek
YES I was thinking he would super extra hate it because of how dirty shoes get, he should absolutely be stepped on you're so right, walk through wet grass and then wipe them off all over his nice sweater it would be so fun and funny No. 312510
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>>312501His mid-80 looks kill me in cold blood, I really wanted to watch that patricular episode so thank you for linking it!
No. 312529
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>>312510Enjoy, nona! I didn't realize the thumbnail would be the worst-lit scene in the whole episode tho KEK
And ugh yes agreed, I was looking for this one for a while because of picrel in particular actually, he is so fine with the lighter hair and yuppie style, swoon
No. 312534
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No. 312588
File: 1691091786918.gif (4.02 MB, 348x304, C93500EE-0453-49D5-8AD1-B55DBE…)
The movie was 3 hours long so I figured I would post the good bits
No. 312589
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No. 312590
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Crazy about the way he’s always stroking his face, truly why was it so horny
No. 312591
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No. 312598
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Samefag it actually wasn’t a bad movie I just wish it was in higher quality, every version I found looked so shitty.
>>312495>>312496He’s so cute here I literally just saved this the other day!! I’ll repost since it looks a little nicer, he’s so cute with them big ol boots
and I inadvertently stumbled upon more ass pics I don’t know what movie it’s from but it’s old man ass… No. 312799
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>>312590Running a hand through his hair must be the closest thing to heaven and the thumb stroking his chin,
>>312591 crying. I also enjoy when he collapses like a dying fawn at the beginning.
>>312598We probably have the same version but if picrel looks any better lmk, I'll put it up. Thank you for the nicer image too what is it with articles using the shittiest tiniest photos possible.
Has anyone touched the really terrible stuff yet? Born of Earth and Sworn to Justice come to mind.
No. 312832
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Honest to god mask off horny art I’m so embarrassed
No. 312833
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No. 312834
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>>312799>Has anyone touched the really terrible stuff yet?Is it awful that my immediate thought was “what do you mean, they’re all bad”
No. 312845
File: 1691176249010.gif (3.39 MB, 400x400, HOLY SHIT.gif)
>>312832Literally had to walk away from the computer after opening this to take a moment and not get banned for keysmashing, horny Jack art in CE 2023 how is this real I'M SO NORMAL ANON I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS thank you thank you my heart is totally not pounding, the lower I scrolled the more my hands kept shaking oh my god the eyebags the hair the tongue GOD the idea of the trenchcoat and nothing else is so gross and sexy, would leash him up under a desk in the office for his transgressions. Can I become one of those old-timey art patrons and pay you to draw nothing but Jack forever. Your sketches are as cute as always too how are you so funny, if I trusted anyone to write the script for a sequel it would be you, you just get his dumb humour. THANK YOU ♥ ♥ ♥
No. 312847
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>>312834Are you calling Horseplayer bad
No. 312850
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>>312501Thank you for finding this anon, he's in this more than some of the films he's in.
Very touchable hair.
>>312598>LegsForMiles.png>>312799Anons itt have high tolerabce for shit-tier films for a glimpse of Him. Phoenix is best watched with the sound turned off, he's in it quite a bit but the dialogue was written by someone whos never spoken to another human. Let us know the best-worst, anon.
No. 312857
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>>312850Bit of a Grima face in the fight scene too.
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>>312850>high tolerance for shit-tier films for a glimpse of HimI wish you were wrong
but I unironically enjoy cult classics and low budgets so the anons suffering through straight to VHS releases are actual martyrs. Good to know what to expect Brad-wise for Phoenix thank you, watched Trauma the other day and it was yet another three minute cameo appearance.
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>>312864On your side anon
I no longer try to justify the amount of zero budget dvds I watch. Credit to the viewing strength of the anons itt.
I'm sure I have a copy of Trauma somewhere, will dig it out to remind myself of the 3 minute wonder.
No. 312876
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The tales from the crypt episode was so good!! I think Virgil is really cute, would happily eat ice cream and read comics with him. I always thought this was a kids show for some reason but it was like Goosebumps with gore.
>>312845happy you like it ♥
>>312850I honestly have no problem watching shitty films I just wish he was in something good because it’s what he deserves! It’s so sad to see his talent squandered on b movies
>>312864not usually what I like but he looks so hot here
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>>312832>>312833I'm trembling like a chihuahua rn, ooooih I want to smack him with a rolled-up newspaper so bad haha, v cute as always
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>>312876Virgil was too freaking cute (love the 'tard overalls-striped socks combo full stop!), did not expect him
going off the rails near the end. Would actually recommend the show, sometimes famous artists were cast for bit parts and the stories were unique.
>talent squandered on b moviesHe has huge range!!!! When you narrow down the films where his roles actually got mainstream recognition it's depressing.
That look is way hotter when wet tbh.
No. 312911
Anyone remember Norm Macdonald's old sitcom? Me neither. Anyway Brad has a 30-second cameo right at the beginning here and then never shows up again for the rest of the episode, why is he there!!! Why didn't he get to be in the rest of it!!!
>>312864>>312889an actual crime we don't get more footage of this look, smh my head
>>312876>>312889Virgil is such a qt, it's almost painful watching Billy bully him, teehee… This episode in particular's a real classic honestly, it almost feels like watching a cartoon it's so wild. Also kind of easter egg appearance by Lainie Kazan - Helga Costas from Medium Rare! You can catch tons of people he's worked with in other episodes too, Michael Ironside, Whoopi Goldberg, Lance Henriksen (I did not realize he was Buck in Color of Night, the mustache completely changed his face KEK), Kyle MacLachlan even, the list goes on. It's fun to notice how often the same costars keep popping up in different things, I don't usually go deep-diving into a single actor's entire line of work but this is a special case, obvs.
No. 312913
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>>312911Glad other anons have plenty of love for Virgil too I'd
cuddle him in that big dumb parka.
Woah that video is a deep cut, good find. The weirdest cast combo yet was probably Brad and David Naughton since I hadn't seen him in anything other than American Werewolf, how they ended up on that terrible TV special together is a mystery. I love these bits of obscure content and fun facts, thanks nonna!
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Thanks for getting me to read the book first anon, it was unexpectedly funny. I can't say anything else or I will get in trouble, this film will probably literally kill me and I hope it has at least half the intensity of the novel.
No. 312981
>>312799>Born of EarthNo no no no no no no literally from the first second had me saying oh god you’re kidding. It
almost leaned into so bad it’s good for me, I would have liked some more wtf stupid moments it got boring in the middle.
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literally awwwwwww’ed at him in that big hideous suit
No. 312984
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No. 313050
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>>312981Picrel has me confused and intrigued. You couldn't have written a more stellar review now I REALLY want to watch it, the other one that looks truly insufferable is Fading of the Cries. Doesn't sound like it was as fun as Troll 2 which is almost a shame, Brad still manages to look pretty qt in that hideous suit though thanks for the sneak peek
what a silver fox with the grandpa glasses, big kisses No. 313051
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Saved this one specifically for the old man lovers itt
No. 313052
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And some ancient DM fanart
No. 313082
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>>313050Oh yeah sorry I was so overwhelmed with this movie that I didn’t even write anything about him lol, he plays a shady asshole mayor it was fun, yes the teeth come out it was wild.
>>313051much appreciated
No. 313216
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Kino's sale is on until the 8th and Vinegar Syndrome has Trauma/Sworn to Justice for half price
https://www.kinolorber.com/search?q=brad+dourif No. 313253
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Grimanons you are my people, I wrote Boggs/Mulder fic during early XF fandom. Dourif signed my copy of Exorcist III at a small horror convention. Took time to chat with everyone and make sure they got good pics. Super nice and like jokingly flirting but respectfully. Gave a cozy warm side-hug for the photo. Best con meet of my LIFE
No. 313256
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>>313253Glad your love is going strong anon, I found Boggs fic on a late 90s/early 00s fansite the other day and it was a nice surprise that he had some appreciators during the show's airing (kinda sad a lot of those high-effort fanrings are gone now though).
>gave a cozy warm side-hugHow did you contain yourself omg, very sweet picture.
No. 313440
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I'm so sorry I need to repent and say a hundred hail marys I was wrong and dumb about the beard. Tommy is so hot. Narrow and lanky and cute I want to throw him around like a rag doll and threaten him with his knife a good time I want to use his hair as a pillow my heart yearns to suffer the extent of the beard burn
No. 313442
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Writing a ballad in five parts to those blown out pupils
No. 313556
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>>313552
I love it anon, thank you! Still have no idea which movie that one's from but excited to watch it eventually, what a look.
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>>313440I will never embrace the beard
>>313552oh my god I love it, THE STAKE GIRL NO
No. 313570
>>313253Anon, that is amazing and you are so lucky, tysm for sharing.
>>313440>hail marysHail Tommy, (hairy face)
Lolcow is with you.
Blessed are we among women
and blessed is your role in this film, blue-eyes.
Holy Tommy, skinny-hipped God,
shake out those curls for us,
now and at the hour of next posting.
Our Man.I can only apologise.
No. 313588
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>>313560Very fair and respectable I do think it's funny how you can see he's still got that soft 28yo babyface going on under the mop on his face.
>>3135593/10 on IMDB…oh boye
>>313570KEK ANON that's perfect, I shall recite this in my hour of penitence. Those curls ahhh
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>>313600
The deadpan one sentence reviews are my absolute favourite, I think Color of Night has the only section not full of people being insane about Brad
No. 313740
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>>312983Remove glasses. Grab handful of hair. Go right ahead.>>313588Queen of the gifs, we thank you.
No. 313757
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>>313740I stole that gif from elsewhere but it was really hard not to post every instance of him pushing back his hair…so poofy.
No. 313766
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I may not like it but I found some Extremely Beardy photos. Grizzly Adams is quaking
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>>313766I'm drawing a line, I can't, that is TOO MUCH beard. Goat farm tax.
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Wish there were more production photos for SC.
No. 313805
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Has this one seriously been unavailable to watch unless you happened to catch it at the cinema? Not even a bootleg? Sorry about the photo for ants, information is scarce.
No. 313825
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>>313805I have scraped the internet for this one and found nothing, I refrained from posting about it here because I didn’t want to drive other anons crazy with a lost movie. Kennedy’s Children is another lost one, I can’t even find a single picture from that.
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Sorry for all the deleted posts. Stay tuned.
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>>313833
You got this! You’ll be so relieved and ecstatic once it’s over, promise. And thank you a million times ♥
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>>313835Thank you for the moral spiritual psychological support mwah. Soon, fingers crossed.
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If anons are still tentatively down for a movie night or two (or three) let me know, cytube channel is up and working.
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>>313839Yes yes count me in
No. 313867
>>313757Gif makers, gif hunters, I salute you.
>>313766I am clearly too far gone. Still would.
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>>313834I missed all these posts but if anon needs support, sending a bucketful
l.
>>313839If I can then I will.
No. 313885
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>>313867It’s so overgrown here that I find it funny, also 1. what the hell material is the suit made out of and 2. love the cravat
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>>313885Okay I AM impressed by how much hair he can grow everywhere, it really is funny. All hail the 80s velvet suit!
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me @ all of u lovely nonnies mwah
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baby b
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>>313926Finally understand a person being described as having cat-like eyes, woah
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>>313925MWAH
>>313874>>313843Are you guys free Friday at around 15:30PT/18:30ET/23:30BST or sometime on Saturday? I was gonna make a movie poll but there are way too many options, leave your top three and let's see if there's any overlap (I will watch anything).
No. 314013
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How is it possible for eyebags to be this cute. UGH.
No. 314030
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>>313825ANON! Kennedy's Children isn't entirely lost but looks like this centre in New York only does private in-person screenings (unless you have a license for broadcast I guess). The total public disregard for these older movies fucking sucks.
https://www.paleycenter.org/collection/item/?q=john&p=523&item=B:00786 No. 314035
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>>313992I can’t do those days or time sorry anon, I forgot that my weird sleep schedule would probably make it difficult to coordinate
>>313926 >>313986
>>314013CUTE AMAZING WONDERFUL
>>314030Why would they do this just release it you bastards. And you’re really incredible for finding this, Douriffags get shit done
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>>314035All good, if you're up for it at a later date lmk what time would work better. Kek god yeah they're absolute bastards, any anon want to pivot her entire career into film restoration just for that sweet HD Brad content?? Anyone?
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>>313920Face it, we've all had days like this.
>>313925Aaww anon, you're so sweet. Sending you the same.
>>313992Current Saturday was Brad-based anyway, watching picrel and
god help me Progeny, maybe as skip through following anon's review.
I'll be around after 03:00PT/ 06:00ET/11:00BST if you want to plan or happy to wait for sleepy anon another day.
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>>314037I’m generally available from 0900-1300PT Sat-Tue and from 2100-1300PT Wed-Fri but Thursday’s are no good right now. I don’t know what we have available to watch but I vote Spontaneous Combustion, I also caved and bought a copy of Fading of the Cries but it’s not here yet. I don’t know if that one is funny bad or awful bad, or how much Brad is in it but we could watch that one?
>>314102ah nonna I just watched Wildling, I found most of the characters frustrating and stupid, overall it was okay.
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I’ve watched a few movies recently but these are the only ones I have anything to say about.
Rosemont, so awkward and random, just all over the place. I thought it would be a simple romance but this damn movie didn’t know what the hell it was supposed to be, it was light hearted and stupid one moment and then out of nowhere something dead serious. THE UMBILICAL CORD??? THE SPOON SCENE?? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS MOVIE. Brad has a fair amount of screen time as a caretaker that drinks too much. I cannot stress enough what a bizarre experience this was.
The other movie is Obsession, Brad is a scrappy lil grampy I love George would still give him a kiss it was an okay trashy erotic drama, wife has an affair and she and the other man plot to kill her husband, not really my thing. Other than the russian wife I didn’t think the actors were bad but my judgment is probably messed up from all the shitty stuff I watch. There were awful photoshopped pictures of Brad it was great.
Honorable mention for The Hazing, stupid and fun with Brad as an evil british professor and special appearance by his titties
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>>314137I shall keep my viewing expectations low when watching Wilding.
Happy to watch SC if we have that one available.
>>314138>Brad as an evil british professor and special appearance by his tittiesThese are the reviews I am here for, that goes on the list.
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Nonnas what about the 12th at 0900PT/1200ET/1700BST?
>>314102Aside from how frustrating Progeny was (could have been good, script was unbearable) his short hair/glasses combo is irresistible. Looking forward to hear what you think.
>>314137Anon you are so strong to actually purchase it kek, apparently it's funny bad but I can't get over Brad looking like Chucky crossed with a vampire wizard. If you are able to upload it to Gdrive or YT we can watch it together for sure! Very much okay with Combustion btw.
No. 314202
Speaking of, rough cut of Spontaneous Combustion here
https://rarefilmm.com/2020/02/spontaneous-combustion-1990-rough-cut/Some interesting camera angles and extended Brad scenes in this one. I prefer the actual release version because of all the beautiful artistic shots of Sam but sort of wish they kept in the unhinged monologues, not like the film would have been any weirder than it already is.
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>>314138Still excited to watch Rosemont since he's got some good screentime but
>umbilical cord, spoon sceneHUH? Very much into his
cozy chunky old man look in that one though. Also searched up the aforementioned Hazing titty pics and what the shit is that movie? Brad was in so much weird stuff after the 90s.
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>>314199That time works for me!
>>314202What the hell is this dialogue, can you believe THIS is the thing that almost kept him from voicing Chucky?
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>>314216His delivery is always sublime but there's no way the script was that stilted is there? Is he ad-libbing? A CHILD OF MUTILATION kekk. I don't know much Chucky lore aside from the awkward scheduling between Child's Play and Mississippi Burning, were there filming conflicts between it and Combustion too?
>>314218If you're free in about 11 hours it'll be right on time. So excited this is actually happening I'm smiling shrieking rolling on the floor etc etc
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>>314223I also thought it felt like he was ad libbing, it’s so awkward.
I know pretty much nothing about the Chucky movies but it seems like originally, Brad was never meant to voice him (Jessica Walter? Really??)
https://www.eightieskids.com/jessica-walter-chucky-voice-recordings-exist-don-mancini/>>314218>isn’t today the 12thwhoaaaaaaa dude, you’re from the future
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>>314199So, Progeny: Not the worst I've seen.
Much unnecessary nudity, calamari-tadpole-tentacle-fetish shit aliens, out of sync metronome, dodgy dialogue, rubbery alien baby was quite fun, there was a (very guessable) plot. Brushed-back hair and wise-owl glasses very good. Adorable running face in the hospital corridor scene. This film is also now canon as to how the man himself reacts to seeing horror films
"I can't, I can't!".
Next stop, Wilding. Hand me the popcorn, I'll be back later.
No. 314298
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>>314282Once a typo always a fucking typo WildLingWildling
Ginger Snaps/creature fairytale type plot,
some flashbacks and moody shots that don't do anything. Believability issues (I know, but I can only buy in so far). Shit CGI was distracting a few times. Ending was very much 'sequel please'. Brad doing some nice
and nasty emoting, regretful tears, angry man versus can, angsty bleeding. Confrontation scene felt a bit average. Watchable enough, though in the first 12 minutes you've got the most of him.
No. 314302
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30 minutes to Spontaneous Combustion
you can lurk if you're shy. Fingers crossed everything works, fair warning that Odysee videos don't sync so we'll have to do the old "1, 2, 3, press play guys" thing. Link in e-mail field.
>>314282>>314298It sucks when a film could have been decent, Progeny had good pacing going for it but yeah the dialogue…glad you liked the
alien too, nice practical effects are a treat.
>Ginger Snaps type plotThat is all you had to say. Big kiss to those forehead wrinkes kek.
No. 314322
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Thanks for coming everyone, it was really fun ♥ Here's the cool ending scene makeup for anon (spoiler for gory flesh-melted prosthetics). One thing Hooper never skimps out on, at least.
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>>314302Yayyyyy thankyouthankyouthankyou
nonnie that was fun you’re the best
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>>314322Tysm for hosting for us, you make it and we will come.
Excellent horror makeup pic too.
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small old man gif dump
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No. 314472
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No. 314474
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Still a cute sheriff but I miss the ‘stache
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>>314472>>314473Thanks for the gifs anon, was just thinking about this mean bastard today how did you know. This review killed me
>>306680 the DVD can't get here soon enough
would happily get ganked for smoking in his house and sassing him>>314474Old man ponytail cute cute cute
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>>314489>how did you knowit’s that shared brain cell baby
No. 314574
Thanks for sharing gif anon.
>>314471Smallest hint of that single tear drop forming is lovely.
>>314489We are the weirdos, mister.
No. 314624
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>>314505Continuously amazed at how true this is, little braincell working so hard. Thanks to this one also having official fanart it's beauty-ful.
>>314574It's not weird at all, he's weird, super weird, we're so normal.
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I want to attack his neck like it's a rare steak
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Adorable how Tommy tries to be on the straight and narrow "Miss Mars" this "Miss Mars" that WHERE is the ten minute exposition of his alcoholic psychosis I need it visually…audibly…
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aww, I missed movie night! I'll try to catch the next one, glad everyone had fun!!
Anyway small random dump, I've been sitting on some I don't think have been posted yet, incoming
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>>314782Kitties! Sucks that you missed the movie, I’m already looking forward to doing it again I LOVE THIS PLACE I LOVE ALL YOU NONNIES ♥
No. 314853
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>>314782Lovely pics anon ty. Hope you can make it next time.
>>314795Anons itt are so sweet.
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>>314781Anon please translate filename is it something silly
>>314786Love this photoset SO MUCH there's a couple of shots where it looks like they're doing interviews?? Death Machine interviews? There's not ever a scan of the press kit it's killing me
No. 314878
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>>314795>>314853Don't wanna spill the spaghetti too hard but this is for real the best thread, the singular revolving braincell, the god-tier fanart, everyone is so funny and talented and creative. Mwah.
No. 314879
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Incidentally Dantefags when are you free let's watch Death Machine.
No. 314934
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>>314879HELL YEAH I can do any day I hope anon who missed out can make it this time, I’m so excited DEATH MACHINE WITH THE GIRLS YEAH! I changed the meme to say ours instead of mine, we can all share he can be our communal punching bag
No. 315113
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>>314934>our communal punching bagUgh please he deserves nothing less, we're more effective in numbers anyway. I'm good for the 17th or 19th if everyone who wants to watch can make it!! DEATH MACHINE WITH THE GIRLS.
No. 315125
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Took me three days to watch Wise Blood because I kept getting assmad to the extreme but same jacket? Personal off-set jacket? Pretty sure there's a revolving cast of sunglasses he wears a bunch too.
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>>315125Yes I noticed that too! Wondering the same thing about the tweed
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No. 315138
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>>315128The mystery of the tweed coat(s), I thought it was the same one between Istanbul/Fatal Beauty/Child's Play but it might only be the former two. Maybe even a different coat altogether?
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>>315138Istanbul's is worn and cosy though, I want to pet it
and his hair.
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Found this cute behind the scenes pic from the Toto video while looking for coat photos too
No. 315153
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Nightwatch was ok if you like rare Brad or sexy doctors, starts off interesting but nosedives pretty fast. Surprise cameo by a srs bsns John C. Reilly. -1 point for this nasty asshole not washing his hands after using the toilet, +1 for being the most normal of the men even while hopped up on stolen prescription meds.
>>315138>t. retardSamefag sorry meant the latter, not the former.
No. 315288
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>>315125Oh hang on, is this the same jacket too?
>>312438 Also this gif kills me, maybe I am just projecting but it seems like he's trying very hard not to smile or laugh while getting so intensely squished
>>314879>>314934>>315113I'm free whenever, I will make time for DEATH MACHINE WITH THE GIRLS.
No. 315310
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>>315141He is SO cute here, neck is looking very kissable this anon
>>314632 gets it, very underrated body part
coming out as a weird neckfag but I love when someone turns their head or strains their neck and that muscle gets more prominent hnnnnggg and the slightly unbuttoned shirt so we get a little clavicle and chest? Heaven. Perfect. BEAUTIFUL it’s my absolute favorite.
>>315138>>315288coatspiracy 2023
No. 315311
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>>315113I think we should wait till the 19th to give everyone a chance to see the announcement if they maybe don’t check in here very frequently
unlike me and my rotted brain that is basically camped out here 24/7 No. 315323
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>>315288I'd love to see a compilation of every facesquish, it happens like every other movie (it's understandable but still, kek). Would sell my soul for one of his jackets or blazers they're so stylish, sorry for dogshit photo but gotta love the plaid. Your VID LMAO so excited to autistically dissect every scene with my nonnas
No. 315339
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>>315310YES the mastoid muscle visually drawing a direct line to his sternum is so hot, plus the sharp angle of his jaw…anon who talked about his legs was also onto something, cute calves.
I'm scoping out the chest hair in every low-cut shirt, gone off the deep end and into the sea goodbye. Your picrel reminded me of that swath of bangs hanging over his face here
>>314323 it's so dramatic and sexy.
>>315311It's okay anon I'll split thread rent with you kek No. 315345
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>>315310>coatspiracyI love this thread so much.
>>315113>>315311I can do either day, same time as the last one?
No. 315366
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If you saw me post and delete fifty times no you didn't Am dumb, realized my schedule this week is flipped and one nona is busy on Thursdays. Anchor post for availability.
No. 315374
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No. 315399
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>>315349Would
throw, vigorously. Gradually becoming desensitized to this cheesegrater stubble.
No. 315423
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>>315366!!nonna I love it GET HYPED GET HYPED IM SO EXCITED THIS IS AMAZING
DEATH MACHINE WITH THE GIRLS and this is just a little appetizer you best believe I got more where this came from
no you can’t see it yet!!>>315339my sister in brain rot and excessive posting love every bit of him but I’m always on the lookout for that ass No. 315435
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>>315423OOOOOOOH MY GODDDD I'M HYSTERICAL ANON THIS ONE'S A DIRECT KILLSHOT TO MY HEART
I KNOW HE'D PREMATURELY EJACULATE IF YOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS I KNOW IT AHA HA HA please loredump during the movie I NEED to hear your brainworms. Holy shit.
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>>315366Aaah, can't make the new date.
Will watch DM anyway this week so I don't feel too left out.
No. 315449
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>>315447Anon I'm not even joking I'll stream it today for you, you can be the VIP first-screening exclusive. I will watch this movie 1,000,000 times anytimes.
No. 315491
>>315435>spoilerI need to lay down, what a lovely thought thank you
>>315447NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No. 315492
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I knew it was coming and still the noises that erupted out of me irl were inhuman
>>315491Sorry for being like this thanks for your support
No. 315502
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>>315492HE’S SO GROSS AND CORRUPT I replayed this scene too many times and made this when I first watched
but was too embarrassed to post AYRT NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR JACK HORNYPOSTING
I wanna tie him up and stomp his balls like they’re grapes and I’m makin wine! No. 315541
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>>315449Anon, you are amazing
and I will be around at the usual time but you don't have to.
>>315492>>315502Well that made me cackle anon, ty.
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>>315502We're on some kind of sick wavelength anon I cackled, watched it again, had to get up for a breather, watched it again, then watched it again-again
let me kiss the old man. Truly awful movie but so worth it. COLLECTING THESE PICMIXES LIKE POKEMON CARDS please never be too embarrassed, the fucking glasses kekkkk I love it.
Tie him down and squish his balls ok I want to mess him up and when he's gargling blood we can maybe Do The Sex or at least a facsimile of it with his guns and his knives I know he'd get off on the cold manmade machinery of gunmetal steel intertwining with soft supple flesh!!! The Jack hornyposting has been held back too long. Tbh.
>>315541See you at the usual place in 20min bb, /r/douriffriends (if anyone else is around and wants to hang out for round one come on in). Playing
the Jack playlist for the next 15min.
No. 315631
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THEY STICK ME IN AN INSTITUTION
AND SAID IT WAS THE ONLY SOLUTION
TO GIVE ME THE NEEDED PROFESSIONAL HELP
No. 315663
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>>315573Anon, thank you for hosting us in the early screening, may the Sunday anons be so blessed.
>>315631Stuck in that playlist?
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>>315663Thanks for being such sweet company, you are so so funny. Different playlist but anon was a genius for putting 122 Hours of Fear on hers all I can think about is locking him in the vault for a week with Warbs and seeing what shambles out.
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Grandpa NO
No. 315676
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Finally got around to Mississippi Burning
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No. 315699
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>>315573He looked like a kid wearing his dads suit why was it so oversized and ugly
and why do I still want him the way he had his fuckin leg propped up on the desk had me laughing too. and I just realized Daniel Baldwin was in this one as well as Death and Cremation, weird
No. 315700
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>>315667samefag but I’m so happy do you really still listen to my playlist lol. And I CANT WAIT TILL THE 20th WOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH FUCK YEAH
>>315668Grandpa YES
No. 315791
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>>315699>spoilerHe is such a handsome old man, would would would in every possible way. It's like they grabbed the first suit off the costume rack, half the movies clearly don't bother tailoring anything for him I laugh every time he's swimming in his clothes (at least Kershner had some taste Brad's legs look fine as hell in those jeans). Speaking of, how weird is it that he was in two whole movies with Bruce Willis? What are the odds for that casting choice. Obligatory ankle pic.
No. 315795
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>>315700Your picrel I'm so unwell, the worst therapy dog but I want it anyway…nothing better after a long day at the office than terrorizing the garbage in the basement that someone forgot to take out.
NONNY YEAH I love it so much every morning I put your playlist on and think about how horrible Jack's life is, we were jamming to it prestream too the brainrot is circular. Here's grandpa relinquishing the vape to you.
No. 315896
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>>315700I suspect the Sunday showing will be a little more
violently intense with more anons, you enjoy it.
>>315791We are Victorians again, glimpse of ankle and we're fainting away.
Some movies clearly have limited wardrobes, nothing to fit that delicate frame.
>>315796If one of us has a lottery win that's a thread outing.
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>>315795>I put your playlist on and think about how horrible Jack's life isHA, well I’m flattered. Can’t believe he’s a vaping gramps why.
>>315896I was literally thirsting after his wrist in one movie, I’ve got it bad. Here’s whatever the hell this photo is
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posting some scans i found online, my scanner is too small so i can't scan shit right now, rip.
>>315896it's good for us to have outlets for the violence sometimes i think!
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>>315990sorry for phone screenshots, this is from one of the lotr fan club mags if you're curious.
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and from the photo guide
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+ 1 bonus scan i did.
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>>315990>outletsRepressing stuff helps noone. Better to share with
Douriffriends.
>>315959>that picComing soon: Moss-Quito! Chem companies want to reclaim swampy land to build their evil chemical munitions factories in a top secret plot. The dangerous chems they're spraying begin to mutate the Mosquito population, fusing their DNA with moss spores from the bleak, atmospheric (probably polystyrene) rocks nearby. One bite and your blood runs green! (and out of you)
As the green-winged plague spreads and bug sprays run out, a handful of brave survivors fight on to save the world! Starring Ely Pouget (Death Machine), Brad Dourif (How many movies?) and some other people who die off quite fast.
Will Brad ever untangle his luscious locks from the mosquito netting? Will Ely's hairspray can and cigarette lighter mini flame thrower really save the day? Find out in: Moss-Quito!Sorry.
>>315996Him spying on this thread?
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i chickened I’m not posting peen ummmmmmmmmm I am not doing well over here
>>316041starting a gofundme to get this project off the ground ASAP
No. 316266
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>>316065Anon will you marry me??? What stroke of divine intervention is it that you're also into this specific man and into this specific debauchery I'm losing any ounce of propriety how did I personally get so lucky this is literally tailor made to my interests how are you and your brain so powerful and generous to deliver such consistently incredible goods. Lower right is so pretty, the detail to the short layers in his hair (looks soft…), I want to be gentle only in tucking them behind his ear. That boot on his back is soooo cute.
I've never in a million years wished for my face between Jack's clammy thighs before but really feeling some sort of way about lower left I'm fucking ready to tear into them like an apex predator. How many times can I talk about the way you draw his eyebags too idc his eyebags are my fetish and you shade them such a pretty colour. Tag yourself calling dibs on the bat. I don't even have a reaction img insane enough to depict the proper feelings right now.
No. 316267
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>>315959>>315896You joke but there's some kind of Pavlovian response any time he lifts an arm and you see bare wristbone or neck, not brave enough to admit what it is
yet but there are definitely various body parts of his that are heinously attractive only because they're attached to such a handsome dude. "Hey what's your type of guy" "Oh just Brad, you know".
No. 316270
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>>315990Thank you so much for these, you and ancient broken websites are my single source of Grimapics. Love hearing Brad's thoughts on him it feels like all of us are colluding about Grima's mental state kek. Nothing new to share aside from terrible memes but maybe you can explain why this figure looks like a coy anime girl kekkkk (kinda cute though)
>>315996A different angle of my favourite scene!!
No. 316272
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The more I rewatch Body Parts the more I like it.
>>316041This is making me want to read a script redo of Spontaneous Combustion by you, it'd have the perfect amount of ecological doomsaying and dark humour kek. Chuckled irl.
No. 316273
>>316065Oh my.
Volunteering my services to tend to his wounds after you're all done.>>316272One day, anon. We can do this.
No. 316308
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Going through it ignore me
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my fantasies probably don’t skew as violent as some of yours but it is fun to draw,
i love men tied up, bloody and crying but Jack is also so pathetic and sad I’d just wanna be sweet to him too. Not to much though, I’d be poking at his tender bruises the day after tossing him around non stop>>316267back of the knee? Nose hair?? What is the mystery body part, I can’t imagine what would be so weird you wouldn’t want to admit it
No. 316321
One hour to Death Machine
I will be so normal come hang out with us, cytube url is /r/douriffriends.
>>316313The anon who said she wanted to watch cartoons and be weird with him wasn't wrong, I wouldn't mind listening to him sperg about engineering. The movie could have been 80% Jack babbling about himself and I'd still be in rapt attention trying to psychoanalyze why he's like
that.
I want to hear about your soft affectionate feels also, post all the headcanons>nose hairYou know what I don't even mind his nose hair.
No. 316327
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>>316065OH DAMN you went all out with this one, your ideas are insanely based and his hair is beautiful as always! not sure what about him makes us all feel like violent chimps but seconding
>>316266 i've never felt so understood and catered to by someone's horny art, we're so lucky!
>>316270same, he's becoming quite the authority on grima stuff in my mind whereas i'd normally consider the writer's/director's vision about a character. thank you to the person who made me aware of the amount of lotr magazines out there, i just ordered a couple! again, sorry if it will take a while, i'll need to see if my local library has a scanner because mine isn't super great. also i bought like 30 trading cards most of which are random movie screencaps only because they aren't cropped like in the film. i was like WOW you can see more of grima's forehead on this tiny ass piece of paper? guess i need this one!
and no i don't know why kinder grima looks like that but i got several of these things
to make charms No. 316434
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Thanks for coming everyone! Thinking about Chaindance next but open to suggestions, I'll be more attentive with the scheduling.
No. 316450
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>>316434ANON YOU MADE IT THANK YOU THANK YOU so fucking funny. Here's a silly little something I made in between the TOTALLY SERIOUS BUSINESS fancams, I'm so autistic about getting the timings right and choosing the best scenes it's taking forever
oh Johnny, he's so cute in the scene where he's sleeping, would spoon him 5ever like a baby koala also your filename lol
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>>316458Who wouldn’t fall in love with this face?
he looked extra deranged in this one No. 316466
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but fr, he cute. And I’m down to watch Chaindance next! Thursday’s are all good now thank you for being so accommodating nonnie
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>>316450I wanna ask what you're working on but I don't want to ruin the surprise!! YOUR VIDEO IS SO FUNNY AND CUTE, the song choice is topkek . Blake's such an asshole in the beginning reeeee
I want Johnny in my lap 24/7 and to feed him gently and to kiss the nape of his neck and to help him get undressed at night and and and he doesn't even have to be on top No. 316609
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>>316458I love our deranged quintet everyone has such amazing takes and is consistently weirdly horny about one thing or another. His talent and sex appeal(?) is so powerful.
>Brad physique point of interestMay I offer you this incomprehensibly grainy inch of wrist in driving gloves
No. 316610
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You can't really tell with the lack of quality in the film but did they have the nerve to shave his arms
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>>316607FEELING COMPLETELY NORMAL ABOUT THIS MAN
No. 316745
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Well GODDAMN hello arms, Father Tyrone more like DADDY Tyrone…I’m so sorry that’s been stuck in my head ever since I watched this so so sorry I was just laughing about how scrawny his arms are in Wise Blood but those noodles really filled out. Thank you to the universe for making this movie happen.
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And has anyone pointed out his chin dimple yet because I am so crazy about it
No. 316755
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I realized my attraction to his hands was more about the giant ring and wristwatch, no idea why
No. 316802
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>>316434Sounds like it was good fun, glad you all made it. Top quality vids here and
>>316450 >>316755With rings or not, picrel, I'm in either way.
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>>316745>>316746Thanks I actually laughed in public at the spoiler, for what reason did they make Father Tyrone so horny (a former bad-boy who fucked AND a sexy priest)? Giving him a sex scene AND a sweaty weightlifting scene? I'll never stop being confused but the movie truly is such a gift. Chin dimple picrel because you're the first to mention it and it's REALLY charming.
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You can kind of see the dimple here too, adorable.
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Speaking of facial features aka an excuse to sperg the reason I love his eyebags is because of how they crinkle when he's making faces. More often people seem to just get hollows or bruising as they age but there's like pads of fat under his eyes that stick out a little, he still looks tired and mysterious but it's also unbelievably cute.
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>>316802wait did you actually watch this one, I don’t know what it was about this particular character especially since the movie was so shitty but
i definitely fantasized about being his assistant and getting fucked on the gurney No. 316826
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>about to get my horny shot
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You can't really blame them but it's funny how every Exorcist promo photo is the same 3/4 shot with slightly different lighting. The straitjacket is so fucking hot for (evil reasons) his helpless discomfort but unbuckling the straps in the heat of the moment so he can grab and yank, James doing his very best to sweet talk a nurse into freeing his arms because there's so much more he could do if he could use even a single hand…it would turn out badly I'm sure, considering the murdering, but oof.
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so, ’make up artist mag no. 40’ only has a small section on grima but boy does it deliver. really happy to have confirmation about the nose thing, even though you already figured it out cause you’re smart!
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>>316828how far gone am i if all this is like, completely fine and normal to me now
No. 316831
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sorry i’m so incurably horny it’s tragic.
>>316827yeah no i see what you mean, that might work on me
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>>316828This info is incredible
>weeping alopecia sores>warts>deformed eyelidhow can he be deteriorating so badly mentally and physically but still have an ego higher than god himself!!!! I want to suck the soul out of his festering mouth. Sorry for the shit image quality but picrel looks like he's asking for a biscuit I'm crying.
No. 316839
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>>316825Nta but
oh my god ditto on the gurney would try and flirt my way out from under those surgical tools and onto his dick. The phonecalls were hot too. Even the shitty protagonist could have been excused if there were more scenes with this guy.
No. 316884
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>>316830to wipe the drool from the side of his mouth…god!
>>316833>asking for a biscuitkekked. Make him beg for it
No. 316967
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Wormtongue Worship Thread coming soon
No. 316979
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Fading of the Cries uploaded! I threw it in this playlist with some of his other movies and shows I found
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxIIC2Ro6jOVgKQhycvsL_KSQ3W-rHmP7 No. 317003
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>>316967Nonna I think you may have made the perfect computer background I'm cackling
>>316979That film had special features?! Can't wait for FotC movie night. Thank you for putting together the playlist (also the new Dante songs are so horny Subculture is v good).
No. 317012
Here's a playlist with a few other movies if you want to put them in yours too anon, and a link for Sworn to Justice
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLw_wtk3gdqa-u2Zj_0VKlPfTieEgRazaLSomeone can't make it for Friday iirc, if everyone is okay for the 27th we can do Chaindance then and Fading of the Cries on the 3rd (or a double feature this week!)
No. 317044
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>>316825I actually did, anon. Horror anons will recognise the plot from Tales from the Darkside
Bigalow's Last Smoke and Cat's Eye
Quitters inc.. Keep doing your addiction, consequences will happen.
Not as god awful as some I've seen, but a better lead would not have needed so many 'feel sorry for me' flashbacks. As many loose ends as a pack of spaghetti as well. Brad's doctor hissy fit made me smile though.
No. 317049
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>>316827You know he's just waiting for that opportunity.
Also, picrel.
Only him though.>>316833>asking for a biscuit Only if he's been a good boy, anon. No. 317073
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whenever i see a random grainy af feet/hand pic or a completely indiscernible pic of god knows what body part on the front page i just know it's you guys acting up again. never change!
>>316884i need to sensually wash his hair with aloe shampoo
No. 317074
>>316832Mr Potato (flake) Head Grima when?
>>317012Sorry to mess about with dates anon, I can only get on Fri or Sat, but if most anons can make the other date don't worry.
And thank you for finding the movie collections, it keeps us going.
No. 317100
>>317012wow that’s a great playlist
>Gardener’s SonI thought that one would be super hard to find I’m so happy!! He looks real cute in it
>>317003anything for you ultra babe
thank you jannies lol let us live in peace No. 317158
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>>317049Anon…
how did you figure me out…not even a sex thing just enamoured with how shapely and soft they look, the closeup shots shook me to my core. Maybe it's how he tests the ankle cuffs by arching his feet that does it? Smh my fucking head only him but the vice grip is insane.>>317073The horny levels have become incomprehensible hope someone posts about his stomach next.
No. 317164
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>>317074It's totally okay, how's your schedule for the 31st?
>>317100Ugh, love you jelly baby ♥
The segue from loud adrenaline-pumping angry punk to this HEINOUSLY HORNY sex music, I'm so fucking dead. Can't stop thinking about that retarded "Make me a sandwich- I made him a sub" meme I wanna sit on him. Anyway I'd write a dissertation on this fanalbum it keeps getting even better.
No. 317210
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I just have to be done with this or I'll die the organs in the song have a religious feel, I was inspired. I'd be goin to church every damn day if the priest looked like this do you think he ever practices self flagellation……and there's all those lit candles in the church, we could have some fun with that hot wax hahahaHA goodbye
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i'm not really into this kind of music normally but i enjoyed a couple of songs from the movie night so i'm finally listening to your playlist and it fits him SO WELL, ily.
>>317210wow resident master editor back at it, this is so good!!!
>>317158>hope someone posts about his stomach nextdo you actually want me to because i've been holding back this entire time. if anyone finds a movie/pic where you can glimpse it i might actually go off the rails for real No. 317263
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>>317227I’m happy you’re enjoying the music! And don’t hold back I want to hear it all, I’ve been trying to let loose with the crazy horny posting myself I’ll be weird idc, picrel the little bit of exposed skin is all I can think about, even though he’s definitely shown more in other movies it’s like extra exciting because it’s accidental
it looks so soft don’t you just wanna stroke and kiss it? I am so far gone you can see a fair amount of tummy here
>>304140 cursed pin up is a very apt name this will haunt me forever, I need an origin story WHY
No. 317269
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And I love his old man paunch
No. 317286
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>>317158Can't touch with his hands, reaching out with his toes instead.>>317210The timing on this is so good, anon is a genuis.
No. 317290
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>>317164Anon, 31st is fine, if others can make it?
For my sins watched the terrible World on Fire / Miami Magma disaster movie. You get all the Brad as evil CEO quota in the first 30 mins
Then he's killed off as usual. Not a good film.
No. 317292
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>>317290Art anon needs to edit the screen to what he's really scrolling…
No. 317295
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>>317210The on-beat photo flashes really activate my monkey brain neurons it's such a satisfying bit, love how aggressive he is swinging his gun around too (and the song choice, as always, so perfect)
that's the bonus of him being a sexy priest who flaunts the rules, he would actually fuck in the confessional until the entire booth is sweating.>>317227>holding back the entire timeUnleash the sperg I beg of you. Personally picrel are my favourite Brad physiques but-
No. 317299
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>>317227like
>>317263 said, old man pauch cute. Any bit of accidental skin makes me so stupid, Chaindance was incredible for the thighpic (we never really get to see his thighs aside from Cuckoo's Nest and old man butt from some mystery movie, do we?)
No. 317324
>>317290I’m all good for the 31st too
>evil ceoI’m starting to like him playing evil characters there’s something hot about it. Anon who said their type is simply Brad was right, I’m into characters I wouldn’t normally like and thirsting over the weirdest shit only because it’s him.
>>317295>fucking in the confessional boothan unbelievably hot scenario I hadn’t even considered, thank you
No. 317388
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>>317292He looks amazing in Final Judgement with the feathery bits of grey in his temples but silver fox grandpa can get it too, picrel.
>>317324He has this sweet pathetic kicked dog energy when he's playing broken men that's also incredibly hot, but his evil characters are equal parts skeevy and mesmerizing like it's a 50/50 chance between getting stabbed or getting fucked.
>thirsting over the weirdest shit only because it's him isn't this what they call true unconditional love kek, so happy there's likeminded women here
I will continue having retarded fantasies of being a sexy secretary and fucking that evil mayor idec. No. 317393
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>>317286God damn it
okay maybe it's turning into a little bit of a sex thing, thanks anon. I'd kiss those puppies.
No. 317396
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Top tier production photos of this episode thanks to whoever stood on set with camera at the ready.
No. 317402
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No. 317417
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>>317388Great edit. Still stuck on the mayor huh? Same.
fantasizing about hiding under that desk and…you know No. 317418
>>317417Beautiful gif!!! We have such great taste it's unreal.
Yes to spoiler also yes to the teeny tiny interrogation shack they have in that building, tight squeeze for two people but it'd work
suck off his ego and his…well. Watching Death & Cremation RIGHT NOW can't wait to come back and scream about it.
No. 317423
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>>317418I hadn’t considered the interrogation room
but in the house he was building we would have to break all those rooms in, someone’s gotta do it Enjoy the movie! Still go back and forth on wether or not I think Stanley’s hot, kind of eh about the styling
and scabs but
sad backstory and being a grump gets to me for sure
No. 317427
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>>317423Imploring you to share your bigbrain ideas…would
break his pelvis with mine while earth goblinos slowly devour every family in that town kek.
>sad backstoryHaven't gotten there yet (keep getting distracted and thinking about how
I would be a better employee than Jarod) but it's just so funny how easily bothered Stan is
oh to exasperate him by being inappropriately horny. Think about it nonna, the psoriasis is just an excuse to dab ointment on his face but sit on his lap while doing so.
No. 317428
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>>317427>sit on his lap and apply ointment how easily I’m won over, the scabs can stay. He definitely seems like he would shut down any flirting
but I wanna comfort him after his nightmares and borrow his clothes!! No. 317456
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I may like this stupid movie more than it deserves.
>>317428>"Wear something nice.">wears the clothes Stan lent himProjecting so hard the brain leaks out of my ears.
Crawl into the giant bed in one of his oversized buttonups at 2am and cuddle the nightmares away how's he gonna say no to that, I wanna make eyes at him and rub my thigh against his on that shitty couch. No. 317526
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>>317456yes yes yes to everything you said. Here’s one for you ♥
No. 317555
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>>317388Anon, your edits are amazing, tysm.
>>317396Clear pictures? If only every set could give us things like this.
No. 317562
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>>317295Is there a queue at that confessional anon?
>>317393Always here for further corruption.
>that gifThe character is a creep, but quality gif. That's good to grab hair.
>>317423>>317427>>317456I have to get round to watching this, the spoilers are very convincing.
No. 317580
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>>317292This
>>317388 was also my initial thought, but alas, something much more stupid
I guess he’s ogling himself?>>317562I really love that sexy evil doctor, tempting me to rewatch that boring shit
No. 317587
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>>317526Your picmixes continue to be TOO CUTE I love everything about it, thanks for commiserating ♥
>>317562Father McDonovan can get it in the confessional too
though you'd have to do some hardcore pushy seduction for this good boy kek. You might like D&C actually, the acting takes it above forgettable low-budget horror and the plot is decently fresh.
No. 317589
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>>317580Anon how do you always manage to make me wheeze irl (also you've inadvertently created a handy gif to stare at when I want to see him shirtless, amazing, thank you)
No. 317601
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>>317589Hell yea I’m happy my dumb cringe humor makes at least one other person laugh.
No. 317722
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>>317580Oh my!
Should not have unspoilered when drinking. Vanity reel?
I can only apologise for picrel.
>>317587>pushyI don't know
maybe play up that vulnerable, 'only you can help me' vibe with a few well timed tears and a shake in your voice so he feels he just has to hold you and comfort you, catch hold of that stole and go from there. Might work.
>might like D&C I suspect you're right, I am looking forward watching it. And not just for spoilered reasons.
No. 317824
https://mixdrop.co/f/vngdjdgdhzl301Whoever hacked up the Youtube upload did only a slightly worse job than the original editor, here's the director's cut of Medium Rare. Crazy to think Brad was almost 40 here.
>>317722Turning your posts into lurid fanfics in my head ily. If you're the one who mentioned Cat's Eye we have similar tastes, can't wait to hear how you like the movie. And anon…are you trying to psyop everyone into rewatching Malignant? 'cause it's working.
No. 317872
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>>317722Damn you!! Maybe I will rewatch this today, I just remember it being so painfully boring.
at least he gets pretty pathetic at the end trying to crawl away and crying, almost makes the movie worth it Anyone else get excited when he says like one thing in french at the beginning, wish there was more of that.
>>317824Yoooooooooooo thank you for this!
No. 317876
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Let's gooo, if anyone's schedule changes just let me know
>>317872>spoilerThe last twenty minutes truly make that film. Also your gif!! That man doesn't have a single bad angle. Hope it's okay to borrow that braincell from you later, gonna try to sit through it again
just for that sweet sweet beatdown No. 317892
>>317891Thanks
nonny, looking forward to it too. Couldn't help but rewatch it a few days ago and scope out Johnny butt, thanks to whoever mentioned how cute it looks in those slacks kek.
No. 317893
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>>317892Haha yes it was I, the ass enthusiast. Here’s some Guyana Tragedy butt, god he was so slim
No. 318067
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You got me curious about Miami Magma, probably should’ve tapped out after he died but I just CANNOT abandon a movie. Not the worst I’ve ever seen, best part was flaming tennis ball through a man. Beautiful and yes hot evil CEO, I need more Brad in all black
No. 318070
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No. 318090
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>>318070Slowly developing another niche interest thanks to you guys: Brad In Suits.
No. 318091
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Sigh.
No. 318111
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https://forum.blu-ray.com/showpost.php?p=21416293&postcount=86955https://kinolorber.com/product/death-machine>100min, not even director's cut>no extrasKind of disappointed but at least we'll have an HD version of the theatrical release, I guess? They could at least follow Turbine and get some nice new cover art.
No. 318173
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>>318111ah what the hell, this sucks
No. 318205
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Cypress Edge isn't even "ha ha" bad it's just straight up awful, why were a bunch of scenes so obviously and terribly dubbed over? The seizureiffic jump cuts? Anyways fuck me this look on him is so hot, shirt with the side slits very very sexy.
Nonny who made the picmix I FINALLY UNDERSTAND your big brain kek.
>>318173Praying more news gets released as we get closer to November, maybe.
I had a fit afterwards and decided to watch Hardware which is always shilled alongside Death Machine (cyberpunk AND William Hootkins damn) and it was actually really good. Warby and the Hardware thing are cousins. No. 318253
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>>317824Thank you as always for the great detective skills.
>psyopDo I need to go more subtle next time?
>D&CSo, found time to watch it, pleasantly surprised. Aside from some plot holes and the odd useless character it was fun.
We all need our own
murderous, crossword solving, avenging angel Stanley.
>>317456He absolutely needs anti-nightmare cuddles, this is shift work, anons.>>318070More power to these gifs.
No. 318255
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>>318111Sci-fi and horror rarely get the respect they deserve.
>>318205Tasteful side waist glimpse? Fainting away…
Also wtf have I just ordered? Picrel.
Sounds like a lot of childhood flashbacks, expectations lowered.
No. 318331
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>>318255I watched the few clips I could find and it seems a bit…boring, good luck with this one. His little eye bags are pretty cute.
>>318205Damn what a shame. I’m still gonna watch it though.
No. 318357
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>>318331At least he doesn't die in the first five minutes and he's got a few funny monologues, worth it.
No. 318358
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No. 318369
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Still crazy about him looking 5ft tall next to everyone else.
No. 318420
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THE ULTIMATE SMOOSH! I think I love Sworn to Justice. Cynthia Rothrock is amazing, not the best actress but there was still something charming about her. Stupid in the best way, at least I think so the burnt up brother just sitting there during the fight scene was so fucking funny why did they shoot it like that Very little Brad maybe 5 minutes, he gets “”intimidated”” by Rothrock (lord she trying) and then has a freak out that is WAY more than this movie deserves.
No. 318421
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Random Brad feature I’m obsessed with #1,471 the wrinkles in between his eyebrows
No. 318422
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the curls, the earring, the jacket, perfect
>>318369>>318358aww little guy, he is just drowning in that jacket
No. 318458
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>>318420>>318422YES thank you for posting the smoosh god I want to
shake him squish him like a hamster, never seen someone's face so consistently manhandled on film it's so funny.
>meth time.jpgIs it actually meth KEK I've only seen gifs of that scene but it looks insane. I love your reviews nona, gonna move this one up the watchlist after Critters 4.
>>318421Eyebrow wrinkles make his undereyes stand out in the best way
No. 318459
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Less a feature and more just one of those things he does a lot, really love when he sticks his tongue out.
No. 318468
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Everyone having a normal day? Feeling sane?
No. 318471
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Character template used in the Boggs X-Files episode! Sorry for the atrocious quality but maybe someone else will find it neat too.
No. 318531
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>>318458>>318459MLEM MLEM SQUISH SQUISH. Yes it’s meth his character was actually pretty sad
>>318471Interesting, thank you. What the hell is hidden under that black bar…
>>318468this is overwhelming, I can’t stop poring over every picture. As for the rant, agreed, this is a pretty nice write-up that sheds some light on that
https://razs-midnight-macabre.com/2015/09/09/icon-of-the-month-brad-dourif/ No. 318553
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>>318354>priest againAny time he is not dressed in black robes and looking tormented is a missed opportunity.>>318357>doesn't die in the first five minutesOh, for more movies that follow this rule.
>>318369Pick him up, put him in my pocket, take him home for later.>>318420He is a human squeezy stress toy at this point.
Pic not rel, just because.
No. 318559
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>>318468Anon's accuracy is immense. You see us all.
>>318471>>318531I love these behind the scenes/ back stories and insights. Thanks for sharing.
Britfag conjuring strikes again.
End of the World 3pm today, Great Movies channel and Miami Magma 7.20 pm today, Great Action channel.
Should we be sacrificing something bigger to get the better films? No. 318567
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>>318553Stan is so unkempt the stubble should not be this cute but goddamn!! Kiss him all over. Thanks for the caps anon.
>>318559Forgot to include his arms but they're beautiful too. It wouldn't be as weird if it wasn't the most random selection of films like Exorcist the other time and MIAMI MAGMA, only a day after we talk about them? Who at Narrative is scrolling itt
let's burn an effigy, maybe they'll show Kennedy's Children.
No. 318568
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>>318531Graphic description of him being a weird sex murderer is kosher but whatever was under the black bar is clearly too much for our virgin eyes. Thank you for linking that article it was really enlightening, him going to rehab is completely new to me kek.
>When charged with intentionally intimidating students, he replies without hesitation “Yes, I really came down on some pretty hard…at times”. OH TO BE REBORN AS AN ACTING STUDENT IN THE 80s. I think back to picrel interview sometimes, it's from the 90s so by that point I guess he was observing the trajectory of his career with some disappointment…bittersweet.
No. 318576
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>>318568Aww poor Brad, he plays crazy weirdos so well though. Surprised he would want to play a vampire, and very sad that in all the movies he’s been in its somehow only happened twice I think.
>intimidating studentshe’s so intense can you imagine how scary that would be, no thank you lol
>>318567This picture makes me weak
No. 318728
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>>318354>Impure ThoughtsSo managed to watch this, kind of a Catholic historical snapshot of the era, not really my thing but not as dull as I thought. Bit of dark humour, lot of angst, some bits dragged.
Decent amount of Brad screen time
He spends a lot of time clasping and flexing his hands, if that's your thing. but the film transfer is grainy and out of sync in places.
>>318567>BurningAnyone good at wicker weaving, we need to make this one special? No. 318730
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>>318568>>318576This is the eternal problem, do Horror/weird characters, the mainstream ignores you and only more horror/weird roles offered.
Doesn't matter that he'd bring the same skills to any character. /rant
>intimidating studentsThat must have been a thing to see.
No. 318737
>>318576Cleo made his dreams come true! Wonder why it's vampires, of all things.
>patrician profile and cat-slanted eyesLove when normie interviewers sing praises about the particulars of his features it's impossible to ignore the catty curve of his smile and upturned eyes. One article wrote
>the waxy delicacy of his features the canvas for a rare, skewed intensityand I'm still catatonic over "waxy delicacy".
No. 318741
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>>318728>>318730Good to hear they thought to add some humour, I was afraid it'd be super preachy based on that one clip. The video quality looks nice from your posts at least, thanks for the rare caps (sideburns ♥). Cue Madonna's "Like a Prayer" kek
No. 318742
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Chaindance in two hours at the usual place, come watch Johnny recite some poetry and be carried around like a sack of potatoes
No. 318744
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Hmm.
No. 318745
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No. 318760
>>318728>>318730he looks so gorgeous in these. Hair, eyes, nose, lips, everything immaculate.
>>318737This bit from that blog had me laughing maniacally from disbelief
>”He is so wretchedly unappealing that when he pursues McGovern’s Evelyn Nesbit, you don’t want to see him put his hands on her.”EXCUSE YOU?? Are your eyes working? It was so unnecessarily harsh for no reason goddamn
>>318742WOOWOOO CHAINDANCE also
new fetish unlocked: leather coat. really everything he does is driving me crazy, I wanna huddle up in that coat with him mmmmm>>318744>>318745HOLY SHIT.
tied up/restraints is one of my favorite things ever, what a blessing. So vulnerable, I wanna see him squirm… No. 318809
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For nonna
No. 318812
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No. 318814
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plus this shitty one
No. 318823
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>>318809This one is sweet but
>>318812 looks like Stan is explaining the intricacies of how to change a spare tire, I kek'd. Never really noticed how stupid huge his shirt was either the sleeves are ridiculous, someone take grampa shopping please. Thanks for the pics anon.
No. 318832
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I just watched Spontaneous Combustion and all I could think of was how I'd love to make this guy cumbust. That's all I gotta say.
No. 318838
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>>318832My fucking sides, maybe he wouldn't have
literally exploded if he got to bust a little
No. 318857
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>>318760Wait, speaking of
restraints No. 318858
File: 1693536651645.gif (1 MB, 577x383, fluff.gif)
Could have watched something new and exciting but rewatched Istanbul instead, picdump incoming since it's Brad's Face: The Movie.
No. 318859
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No. 318860
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No. 318861
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No. 318862
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No. 318868
>>318838So real, also Brad had no right to look this great in this movie.
Had to scream into a pillow for the first couple of minutes because of how beautiful he is.
No. 318871
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Anyways I need to contribute something too. I only recently got into Brad because he has that hypnotizing aura, whenever he's on screen you just want to watch him without blinking. And he's so so hauntingly handsome it's impossible to resist.
No. 318887
>>318823his tummy…squishy squish>>318857hot hot hot thank you!!
>>318858So much leg!
forbidden rare Brad knees wow I don’t know why it’s been so hard for me to just watch this one already, it really is easier for me to watch his shitty movies lol
No. 318932
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>>318871>>318868>Had to scream into a pillowRelatable kek he can go from 0 to 100 so quick it's captivating to watch but even when his characters are more reserved (or stuck in a shitty movie) there's a quiet energy around him. Consummate actor for sure.
>>318887Girl your brain is probably trying to save you, kind of gutwrenching that Brad's the lead in that one. At least he's really beautiful in it.
No. 318935
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Uhh, um, ribs.
No. 318937
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>>318742Anon, thank you for hosting us all again, it was fun.
Of course the usual has happened
as soon as I give dates, the schedule gets changed, sorry so I'll let you know soon as I can.
>>318741Oh, there is some preaching and religion but certainly not unwatchable.
File names in your honor, anon.
No. 318939
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Too many good pics here today, so a big thank you to all anons sharing them.
No. 318940
>>318932Exactly this. I was watching Exorcist III a while ago and oh god, the feelings his performance gave me were indescribable, I was captivated, paralyzed - he was so great. Also I can't help but love the fact that Brad's eyes are full of tears almost all the time, practically in every role. It really adds a special touch.
>>318935Ribs aren't the only prominent thing here I have to say…
Oh god, it means another movie marathon for me today.
No. 318941
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No. 318943
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End.
No. 318947
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>>318940Seriously, the grip this performance has on me weeks after I've seen the film
No. 318951
>>318744>>318857Back in the niche again.
Frightened tears in his eyes and how achingly grateful he is when you do untie him. >>318823>>318887Gonna need to find out
how much of that squishy tum is undershirt, shirt or him. For science reasons.
No. 318954
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>>318932he has a mesmerizing intensity and never phones it in, it’s clear he always puts his all in and I appreciate it!
>>318939I can’t decide if I have a hand thing or not but they do look so strong, I want him to grab me tight, dig those fingers into my hips gghhhhhh>>318951maybe if you get finished early at the crematorium and ask nicely he’ll let you find out No. 318957
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I came back with some lovely findings. I hope it wasn't posted before, images don't load well for me so I can't even check.
No. 318959
>>318957you’re all good, I don’t think this has been posted and I only have a shitty watermarked version of the picture on the right so thank you, he really looks so cute there
>>318937>>318941and thank you for all the caps nonna, he really does look especially beautiful here
No. 318964
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>>318959Hell yeah, I'm happy to know it. Well, here's more.
No. 318965
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Oops, forgot to sage sry. Anyways I will post more a bit later. For now I need to go and see some really bad movie with Brad. The worse the better.
No. 319157
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So how are we feeling about the fact that Brad played a priest at least three times and a half?
No. 319327
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Wizard of Gore, gratuitous titties and Crispin Glover annoyed the hell out of me and I wanted so bad to turn it off but the story did start to suck me in. Anyways WHO CARES ABOUT THAT LOOK AT HIS HAIR!! The whole time I was just thinking how much I wanted him to let it down this is the longest I’ve ever seen it. he’s even shirtless for a whole scene but I’ll spare you
No. 319347
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kind of off topic but Crispin’s face reminded me so much of Casey from Chaindance and I found out they’re father and son
No. 319348
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this scene immediately made me think of anon who said she wants to print out and eat the drawings
No. 319352
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Fading of the Cries postponed for a bit.
Just lost 300 gigs of Brad content so kinda grieving kek, thanks again for the immaculate archiving itt.>>318954The conflicting emotions I'm having for this gif, curse you anon…
>>319157Feeling predictably evil and horny about it, can we combine Exorcist and Wise Blood to make it an even four? Funny that when it's not insane murder men he's either a priest, doctor, or cop.
No. 319355
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>>318954Give me the power, I beg of you.
>ask nicelyThat floor would not be mopped more quickly.
>>319157>played a priestJustCantGetEnough.png
Have a few more Murder She Wrote preacher man caps.
No. 319357
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No. 319359
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No. 319361
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>>319327You're watching the real obscure stuff now, didn't think his hair ever got longer than Halloween 2/The List-tier. How are there no interviews or anything with him during this era? Hot.
>I'll spare youHOW DARE YOU, just gonna froth over the muscular divots in his forearms for a minute or two
>>319348This is actually exactly what I have to stop myself from doing, daily
No. 319365
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>>318951Ugh
definitely a belly you could nuzzle into and grope when going southward, want to kiss him until his glasses fog up.
No. 319366
>>319352Oh, anon
Let us know if you need any help finding anything you lost.Never mind, we can wait.
>>319327Original Wizard of Gore was a very sleazy trashy film, this sounds the same. Not seen this one yet, however
hair and arms and oh my this may become a need to watch urgently.
No. 319372
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>>318943Beautiful, seconding the poster who mentioned his hands
and um, his fingers, partial to his sideburns in
>>318941 too. Thank you for the caps!
>>318940He was such a masterpiece in Exorcist, captivated is right. Body language and monologues is all he had and he still killed it.
>eyes full of tearsHis wet eyes deserve odes dedicated to them. What did you end up watching anon?
No. 319373
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>>318964That shoot hasn't been posted itt I think, good find
No. 319375
>>319372So true about the odes.
As for movies, had a horrible double feature of Moontrap (with Bruce Campbell) and Critters 4. Movies that could be better with some cast replacements. Needless to say, it all wasn't the worst stuff I've seen.
>>319352Good suggestion, let's combine them. But seriously, I think Brad playing a priest so many times is probably the best gift we didn't ask for but received nonetheless. I started watching "I, Desire" but had to put it away for a bit because he just makes me scream internally. I want to corrupt that specific priest so so bad (though I know he's already corrupted).
No. 319376
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>>319373Always glad to provide some more
No. 319377
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>>319357>>319357>>319355Oo boy this one can perform exorcism on me as many times as he likes even if he fails to get rid of all the demons kek
Thanks for the caps!!
And about archiving, I can imagine how tough it is to lose so much media at once, very sorry about that. I'm a newbie at collecting everything Dourif related but I'm pretty good at this thing and at extensive googling, so if anyone ever needs something found, maybe I'll be able to help! Won't let the blue screens get you.
No. 319412
https://web.archive.org/web/20210304154939/http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/21/theater/amanda-plummer-and-brad-dourif-onstage.htmlShort interview about the play Brad was in with his big actress crush Amanda Plummer plus a corresponding video. He always talks with his hands but it's extra sweet when he's excited.
>>319374>>319366>>319377Douriffags 2cute4me, thanks guys. The lost fanart and unhinged Jack essay exist forever in my heart.
No. 319419
>>319375That sucks to hear, I remember liking the original Critters a lot but small wonder it goes downhill by entry 4. Paul is definitely cute in that neurotic kind of way, they didn't explore his potential at all (especially with Desire's MO,
wasn't it cheating moids??). Father Tyrone not being a priestly virgin was actually the worst part of Final Judgement
he's so hot but the sexual tension of seducing a man who's that true and pious would be priceless.
>>319357The well-fitted suit is a very nice change, it really accentuates how slim his shoulders/neck are.
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>>319419Damn, that's a bummer but at least he makes a hot and kinda terrifying vampire too (judging by pics). Need to finish this one.
I can't really say I don't appreciate the fact that Tyrone is kind of a slut in a priest clothes. It has a certain appeal, it's kinda like a godsend of fanservice.
Curious fact: some tape covers used to have this alternative picture (also I'm not cackling at the "home video" label, I'm not)
No. 319433
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>>319348Off-topic but lmao I just realized what this gif reminded me of I'm so very sorry
No. 319434
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Oh my god I’m overwhelmed what the fuck happened while I was asleep, there’s too many posts lol.
>>319352NONNIE NO what happened oh I’m so sad. All my tech is old and decrepit so I bought a usb for all his movies and pics just to keep it safe ahhh I’m so sorry
>>319361Okay, titty. For you.
all his scenes were too dark I need that crisp up close hd, his stubble in your pic is so sexy No. 319436
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>>319365mmmm tell me more
>>319412I guess it’s nice he doesn’t like stage acting since it means more movies for us but I never found a super solid answer for why, maybe a live performance is just too much pressure
No. 319444
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>>319434GOOD MORNING
NONNY I clicked save on that so many times so fast my browser crashed oh my god I thought Murder Blues and Judgement had me in horny death throes, how did this lithe petite creature develop into a brick shithouse holy christ
could you imagine the weight on top of you?? Can you fathom grabbing handfuls of those pecs? The Horseplayer bit where he fully picks up that woman was astonishing but imagine what he could do with all this mass. Speechless. How does he look so kissable at any given time.
No. 319447
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>>319444He has seriously just been quietly lurking in my life forever, I definitely remember watching this ep of Criminals Minds a few times and awhile ago when going through his imdb found out he was in it, wtf he’s everywhere. Here’s some bts pics I found
>could you imagine the weight on top of you?
I think about it. Often. I just wanna hug him and live in his arms, it is funny that little Brad turned into this SUBSTANTIAL man all I could think in that shirtless scene was
>BITE EM GRAB EM SQUEEZE EM TWIST EM
His shoulders and hands look really hot too No. 319448
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>>319447WHY DID THAT SHOW THROUGH MY SPOILER OH MY GOD. not fixing it lol
No. 319449
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No. 319450
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No. 319452
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OH and I actually had a fourth D&C pic, it’s slightly different so I’ll post it
No. 319460
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>>319455
Ahhhh he’s so cute, does seem like he really is a goofball and loves entertaining people. Here’s a little quote from him. I really feel so bad for you nonnie!! What do you need I’ll do anything, extra Jack posts all week whatever you want.
>spoiler
The horniness itt is gonna put me in the hospital
No. 319461
>>319434>>319436Sorry for doublepost I literally couldn't formulate a proper reply after seeing those, wew. You are a smarter woman than I, will get a USB shortly, most importantly all the amazing art and fancams are still safe itt.
>doesn't like stage actingCompletely agree with you, he seems awfully shy when doing anything live plus threatre doesn't pay for shit. Vid somewhat rel.
>>319447Believing the psyop theory more as time goes on surely we've all watched an episode of something eons ago with Brad and the infatuation has finally reared its head. Your picrel is too lewd I wanna be manhandled by the calf too!
>spoilerYeah yes also the horny greentext has extra flavor that way, SORRY FOR DELETING I was trying to shitpost but lolcor formatting is a mystery
the old man lust is on full display today
>want to wedge myself between him and a wall like between a rock and a hard place but the hard place is his dick No. 319462
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>>319434HOLY SHIT
Why he didn't develop as much titty in his earlier career, but omg does it deliver even better because of this fact. Need. To see. This. Movie.
Anyways, can't say I don't appreciate his A cups too.
No. 319464
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Not sure if everyone's already seen this but the cast and crew fawning over his performance from the D&C FB page (yeah the video quality is hilariously bad).
>>319452>>319460That whole sequence of photos is adorable, thanks again for posting them ily sweet anon. All the new caps and thirstposts are the best thing a girl could ask for.
No. 319470
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>>319462Astonishingly well-proportioned chest no matter the size, his whole torso is lovely.
No. 319482
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I feel like if I reply to everyone it will be considered a spam post so I just want to thank you guys for posting pics I haven't seen yet, it's invaluable. I'll continue to contribute too but for now I'm just overwhelmed with gratitude and feels (I saved around 100 pics in two hours help)
No. 319484
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>>319462>his A cupsOH MY GOD you just got the most horrendous laugh out of me
Yeah my brain is pretty much old man central now, probably because I mostly watch his more recent movies
i can’t stop thinking about evil CEO butt, he looks so plump I wanna grab a handful>>319464I haven’t seen this yet, I haven’t watched a lot of interviews or anything I’m truly overwhelmed by all the movies and shows he’s been in feels like I’m drowning, thanks for posting. It’s so great to see him get praised and yeah, even through the screen his intensity comes through so I can’t imagine actually acting with him, sounds like he really immerses himself in his roles.
>>319482we will help you rebuild!!
No. 319487
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>>319482So much Brad media seems to have spontaneously combusted
sorry out of existence in the last decade so this thread is a gift. Playlists with rare films upthread too!
>>319484Still insane about having this visual reference for Stan and Sheriff Brackett and the other
elderly men I'd like to chew on 2000s roles.
>truly overwhelmedRelatable, it's hard moving on to a new movie especially when it's
good bc some roles grip you so hard and there's so much to think about and dissect
and daydream of…
No. 319490
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>>319484I will say many things for more ugly laughs, trust me.
Well, my brainrot spreads onto any age but younger versions of my favorite grandpas just work best for me yet, idk why.
And oh I'm not rebuilding, I'm just building! I'm the noob rarity searching anon lol
>>319487There's soo much media that I'm cumbusting myself (not sorry). Let me confess, I seriously started collecting Brad related media only a few days ago. I've known him for ages but never considered fangirling until now and boy I've saved over 300 photos overnight. He wouldn't let go of my mind for a month and I've succumbed to his charms. I mean, how could I not, look at him.
No. 319498
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>>319490It’s perfectly fine to prefer young Brad, I like him plenty too, but old man…I can’t even describe it. What made you give in
was it us did we get our brain rot on you I’m just trying to get through all his movies so haven’t searched for really rare pics, you got good ones feel free to keep posting
No. 319499
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For suit loving nonna the shoes the pants he looks so good I wanna sit on him
No. 319500
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eating my damn words about not liking the deadwood look I love this goddamn mustache now
No. 319501
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No. 319509
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>>319490Oh I just realized, have you watched Death Machine yet? You should if you haven’t, let us know what you think.
I’ve had one Jack thought clanging around in my head but Ive been to disorganized to post it yet.
No. 319510
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>>319498Exorcist III broke me tbh but I remember you guys starting the thread some time ago and I thought to myself "dayum these people got taste". So when the levee finally broke I ran here first to see if this wonderful thread is still active.
>>319509I'm planning to, just need to check out the worst movies in his filmography first (skim through them at least) and leave the best or most fun ones for dessert.
No. 319513
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>>319510Well glad to have you, I used to want to poach every farmer and make them a Douriffag but we’ve got a cozy little group here, I’m pretty content now. His face in that scene is so funny, and so is her terrorizing him, I had to rewatch it a few times. “I’m the worm inside your brain!” Yes, and Brad is the worm inside mine.
No. 319520
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>>319513Glad to be here, what can I say. The chillest people (with most taste) are all there. I couldn't wish for more.
No. 319595
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Alright so I bet we all could listen to Brad reading out of phone book for hours. I have bumped into this tiny fact that there's a whole ass 3 hour long Color of Night audiobook read entirely by Brad and I can't find it anywhere. Just one tiny excerpt. It's not even nearly enough. Do more expert nonnas happen to know if it's available anywhere at all?
No. 319602
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>>319499Woof, not many pics of him in a proper suit since this man just loves to be comfy (understandable), thank you for sharing. Speaking of
>spoilerEver since anon brought it up I've been hyperaware of how he's always licking his lips or sticking out his tongue
tl;dr the urge to sit on his face is so powerful I could scream.>>319501Oh shit I've never seen this before, a rare Brad at some sort of awards show?
>>319510>>319595This thread is active beyond anyone's wildest imagination tbh and everyone is so kind!
>Color of Night audiobookIt is indeed available and we are working on getting it (and some other stuff)
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>>319595oh you poor thing, if only you knew our struggle…You have kicked my ass into gear though,
currently trying to message the tumlblr user who supposedly has the good shit but they dont allow messaging, wtf LET ME IN AND A THIRD PICTURE FROM THIS GODDAMN MOVIE!! IN COLOR!! tumblr really does have rare shit, maybe I will have to become a regular user again dammit
No. 319620
>>319602>>319501This one is from Oscar's when Brad was nominated for best supporting actor.
Good news that someone at least got this book. Someone. Somewhere.
>>319615Oh I know the struggle I saw this post but I didn't try contacting the person who got it because I suddenly felt anxious about messaging them for some reason. Afraid to come off as desperate I guess, and I am.
I've searched through all the possible torrent sites available but I only found this book read by some unknowns. It's insane that nobody decided to upload it so it's just there for everyone to have. The audacity lol
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Tumblr is indeed a place full of goodness. It always got my back, love tumblr.
No. 319634
>>319615Your pic made my day!! Why is all the best stuff hidden behind login walls, that blog probaby has decades worth of rare material gdi.
>>319620Thank you for the info posting it for other curly Brad enjoyers, his smile here is the sweetest.
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>>319634He should have won this Oscar. Imagine his current career but adorned with one single Oscar as a fuck you sign to all the haters.
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I wonder why he never gave directing a try considering all his school awards.
>>319639We need to petition for his retroactive Oscar, it's insulting how after 40 years he has no mainstream recognition.
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>>319647I support that idea. Where do I sign a petition?
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SUCCESS-well, kind of.
https://mega.nz/folder/dzxkwBxL#Gu6HpsbJq_tcA384BJdnAgthe audiobook, but I'm honestly kind of dejected. She said her copy of Kennedy's Children was really bad quality and had playback problems so she would ask her friend to send it again. And she ALSO can not get the fucking hurdy fucking gurdy man from that goddamned director, WHAT IS HIS DEAL?? she said two years she's been trying, I'm gonna pull my fucking hair out. I took a little listen and it's nice but im so upset now. Enjoy nonnas
gonna go cry… No. 319690
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Noticing his fuckin cell phone belt clip did make me laugh. A lot.
>>319634Baby floof, so cute here, HE SHOULDA WON!!
No. 319696
>>319686YOU DID IT YOU MADWOMAN I'M SO HAPPY I COULD SCREAM INTERNET PARTY 2NITE, endless hugs and kisses for you, been dreaming about this goddamn audiobook for so long it feels unreal. It was agonizing watching Child's Play for the 462765th time just to hear him talk, this is lifechanging. KEK at
>fucking hurdy fucking gurdy mantwo years is ridiculous
is it even worth still pursuing him about it or was this a complete waste of energy. The distributor e-mailed back saying they have it but aren't able to provide it so wonder what the fuck is up with that. Please cheer up anon I promise to never give up the search as long as I'm breathing, been reaching out to people re: that and Kennedy's Children but didn't want to clog the thread with false positives. Lots of unanswered e-mails
but third party distributors and film collectors beware we are in love and we are desperate. No. 319697
>>319686Damn we really feast tonight. Thank you so much, nonna, this made my evening. I'm sure you will manage to get the rest of stuff at some point, no need to get upset.
How many more holes are left to cover? I mean, what else does no one have access to aside from these films?
No. 319702
So many beautiful pics and vids, anons should be proud of themselves.
Doesn't matter what vintage of Brad you prefer, we are here for you.
>>319444>can you imagineAnons itt have very good imaginations. The spoilers are proof.
>>319686>>319696I will be celebrating
and sacrificing bags of Jelly Babies in your honor. Anything you do is appreciated.
Never feel sad, we're all behind you.
No. 319705
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I can only provide pics so another small treat today in honor of all wonderful new food. Honestly don't remember this one being posted (not even on tumblr)
No. 319707
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>mfw cops drag me off the plane from Hungary with a dozen smuggled film reels for my nonnas>>319697Playing Patti is weirdly elusive too but not actually lost I think. The dilemma then becomes the quality of available films because they're so old, you end up buying ten bootleg tv recordings to see which one has the least artifacting.
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Happy to provide for all of you, sorry to be such a sad sack I just wanna watch Hurdy Gurdy Man so bad and it is so stupidly elusive. Dumb edits to ease the pain.
>>319622I kinda ignored this earlier since it looks like Heaven’s Gate but damn. I actually don’t hate the beard in this.
im not fully converted to liking baby Brad with beard don’t get excited 3 piece suit, LEGS, the pose, oh god the way his hand is gripping that gun he looks SO hot here, shit, can’t stop staring at this one.
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>>319707Sounds interesting. Like a real challenge. I have a program for video restoration, I wonder if that may help to improve on quality of stuff a little bit.
I can run anything through it, actually.
>>319735Really not a fan of that beard on young Brad too, bro looks like a Dostoevsky character, which isn't bad but still. Yet I do like this photo so damn much. Really need to explore this genre of photos further lol
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I'm in the mood for satire
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tumblr has sucked me back in with their goodies, rip my storage
>>319740He looks so good here, now I want a movie where he plays a suave spy I need more Brad the action hero
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No. 319791
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>>319745He was seriously gorgeous in those few screencaps I saw. Vintage crime drama hero vibes.
It's very unprofessional of me but I forgot the name of the movie..
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I remembered, it's Rage of Angels
No. 319820
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Excuse me, leather pants?
O m g
No. 319824
>>319820Ahhhhh! You’re kidding!
I wanna peel them off of him neck, face, curlies lookin good too
>>319802Thank you, I might seek this one out
>very unprofessional lol anon u cute, you make our archiving sound like serious work
and it is No. 319826
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>>319824I found two copies of this TV film but I think they're both dubbed, can't find the English ver. Just yet. I have my sources I bet I will find something.
Anyways! This outfit has me dead.
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>>319826So much leather. Trying to make out any of the stuff around him what the hell is going on in this picture? Cursed Brad.
I was too frantic i put sage in the wrong field. He is truly cursed No. 319829
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>>319826Alright alright, English version found on YouTube, we're saved.
>>319828Looks like some kinda Halloween decor. Like stuff they'd put on stage of some tacky horror awards. But in this case I don't know where the pic was taken tbh
Regardless, leather pants on those legs = hot hot hot, wish there were more pics.
Talking about legs, I'm so impressed that while he's not too tall he has mile long legs. It's insane.
No. 319913
This audiobook is fascinating I owe you my life anon, "hard nipples" is a line Brad has to read at least once per paragraph but it's fine 'cause his accent is so lovely. Him trying to do the voices, especially Sondra, is also cute.
Fellow Dantefag thanks for the playlist update, quietly going insane over Synapse>>319702Always exciting to see one normal sentence followed by a huge spoilered paragraph, you know you're about to read something wild (and relatable)
>>319820It took you posting this pic to realize that I absolutely have a thing for him in leather jackets…nothing to contribute regarding the 1992 awards but here's the marginally related 1991 Horror Hall of Fame. A whole hour of badly scripted puns and he finally shows up at 1:13:45 looking like he wants to die KEK. The video quality isn't great but it was such a handsome look
>>309057 No. 319919
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>>319913Now this is an award show I love to see. The look on Brad's face thooo, he really looks nervous and kinda dead inside kek
I read somewhere that he doesn't watch horror movies. Is it because life is already scary enough?
Also I need to keep listening to this book, I'm now convinced it's going to be a gem, thanks to your comment,
nonnie No. 319920
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Forgot to add that I bumped into this earlier today and realized that I too need a Brad Dourif life sized cardboard cutout.
No. 319946
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Found this short interview that gives some more insights to his thoughts on the roles he gets. Knowing how much he really hates doing these movies now makes me kinda sad, I mean I could tell he didn’t like doing them because whenever he gets asked if he enjoys playing weirdos he always just says, well, it pays the bills, didn’t know how much it affected him though. Ugh and the stuff about auditions, he deserved so much better in his career.
https://issuu.com/scene/docs/scene_summer2016w-links_small No. 319948
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Had went looking for more suit pictures, there really isn’t a lot out there. Here’s this crummy little picture, 1977 BAFTA awards. Oh and I found this cute quote for this pic
>>319499“Bucket list moment working with Brad Dourif on 'Wildling'. Consummate professional and a helluva nice guy.” - Gaalen Engen
Awwwwwwww, I know he’s got plenty of internet fangirls but knowing he’s got people in the industry fawning over him too is really sweet
>>319920WANT WANT WANT
>>319913I feel bad for laughing, he really does look so uncomfortable
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anyone know what this is from?
No. 319950
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I remember now why I stick to just watching movies, I go to look for one thing and then it’s endless clicking on pictures I haven’t seen before, interviews, fansites, etc forever and ever.
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There’s some more itty bitty pictures of him judging a costume contest lol
http://www.spatcave.com/icon01.htm No. 319955
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>>319949>>319952Who posted this pic of me and Brad without my consent?
>>319950Here's one without this watermark
>>319948Gotta go try to upscale this one
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>>319948>>319955wait I’m dumb as hell, found a better one
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Damn, forgot to sage again and also tagged one wrong post cause I'm fucking blind, my bad.
Here's compensation.
No. 319958
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Omg Fiona just posted
Peepaw on strike, we love to see it
No. 319960
>>319946That part about him feeling bad for playing an abuser… I read a different interview where he replied the same thing and made a point that it spiraled him into depression but he coped and said something along the lines that being evil, making mistakes is also being alive and that's all that matters, that's his job to show it.
It has to be tough for a guy as humble and quiet through and through. He always got to try on a new horrible personality, because that's what being typecast as a villain is like.
Wish he knew how much fans really love and appreciate him, much more than he may think…
P.s. Also this quote shouldn't be so relatable "I'm still as stupid as I ever was, but just got a little older".
No. 319961
>>319919The movie definitely didn't need a novelization and the erotica is somehow worse than the director's already weird script but it's entertaining hearing him say things like cunnilingus.
>>319946Haven't read this one yet, thanks for the link! If it makes you a little less sad he actually enjoyed working on Laura Mars and Grim Prairie Tales (of all things) a lot so it's not every role he suffers through.
>>319948CUTE, should have posted the full Urban Legend behind the scenes when I fucking had it because the director is giggling like a schoolgirl and fawning over how Brad is such a professional.
>>319949Wise Blood!
>>319958Aww, hope grampy is staying hydrated in this heatwave. Cleo Handler and Fiona are so generous with the content.
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Since it's peepaw appreciation hour.
>>319957The daily urge to bump this thread to page one is unbearable, his face deserves it No. 319964
So. Many. Posts.
So good.
>>319741Also for your bookshelf:
Dourif's Anatomy reference book (New Color Edition) Head, hair, arms, hands, toes and omg….>>319913>>319919He is the poster boy for being sweet and awkward. At least Dee Wallace protected him here.
>>319946Makes your heart hurt.
>>319948>>319956>BAFTABritfags appreciating the best.
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>>319372Helping hands for my anons.
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>>319963it’s always peepaw appreciation hour in my heartIf it wasn’t for the
risk of harassment I would be bumpin this thread every damn day. Thankfully we haven’t had too much of that,
but gifrel is what I wanna post every time someone comes here being an ass No. 319970
>>319961I finished the first bit and it was funny to listen to him making different voices. Goddamn one man play. He squeezed the most juice out of this shitty writing, and his effort def made the setting more interesting. I already wish he read more of those cheap detective novels.
Brad, consider a new hobby in the form of reading shitty books pls.
>>319963I try my best to resist this urge, it's just my memory fails me. I'm bad at posting here, I don't even remember how to spoiler so you can see my worst puns out in the wild. And that's okay.
>>319969Bitches just hate to see us being happy.
>>319965AWOO- excuse me, what a fine young lad. I'll never get tired of seeing these.
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Oh you sweet naive man
You're just lucky we're shy
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>>319971If only he knew the truth…
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>>319975Picrel is what I imagine he'd look like reading fanfics/fanzines
No. 319981
>>319965>>319966Oh god this sequence of photos made me feel a way I can't talk about on this Christian forum.
>>319969Not to be stupid and horny but he really looked so good during these rehearsals. The long, wild hair and kneeling/thrashing about.
>>319970>I'm bad at posting hereAlways makes me smile to see anons come back even if it's to thirstpost over specific photos or talk about a movie they watched, ilu.
>>319971For the life of me I cannot find the interview right now but this reminds me of when he was asked (about his time at Columbia U) if students had ever flirted with him for better grades and he goes "no, unfortunately" while laughing. HUH? HOW?!
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I’ve read too many sad interviews today and am having issues with these jank ass Kennedy’s Children files-SOON may I request any and all mlem or squish photos you have?
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>>319998I'll post whatever beauty available from in gallery
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>>319999*my gallery
Goddamn I get so dumb silly stupid just from looking at him sorry
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Couldn't believe when someone told me he looks too intimidating. Bruh he's literally bbgirl
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>>319998Nonna you're such a gem for always delivering, will post some happier articles for you in a bit
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>>320002And a reverse-mlem
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>>320000BRAD QUADS BRAD QUADS FUCK YEAH, CONGRATS
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Well it wasn’t all sad, this part was really funny and he completely gushes about Fiona, it was so sweet
https://www.highdefdigest.com/news/show/HDD_Exclusive/Universal/Tom_Landy/HDD_on_Set_Part_2_Exclusive_Interview_with_Curse_of_Chuckys_Brad_Dourif/12696>>320000God I love his pointy face
>>320001AHHJJJJHJH
the way he’s holding the book plus the jacket he looks like a shy school boy I’m dying No. 320008
>>320006Fck WHAT IS WRONG with my phone today?
Excuse me.
Daww, poor guy is afraid of horror movies, that's not exactly what I expected, I thought there was a different reason. He really should have looked into horror comedy genre. I'm sure that could be more of his cup of tea.
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The amount of times my bitch ass equipment let me down today is unforgivable so I will compensate richly and quietly
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what being a lurker for ages does to a mf, but look, I remembered how to spoiler. More cringe is going to happen, I want to thank everyone for being patient with my lame ass bumping without deleting.
But if the text fails to spoiler right now I'm going to explode and die
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>>319998Best I could do for you anon.
>>320010>Cut the rose in full BloomPlaylist anon's song choices to
perfection.
>>320027You got it working anon, be proud.
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In today's episode of "wtf did I just watch?" The Last Line of Defence / Alien Interceptors / Interceptor Force / Interceptors.
This seems to be listed as some kind of sci-fi action movie, but was unintentionally hilarious. The comedy bits were not very funny, the macho testosterone fighting was so over the top, terrible CGI and the ending is nuts. If Brad cannot make your script sound good, you need better dialogue. He's in it a fair bit near the start, couple of times in the middle and a bit at the end. One scene is literally just him sighing/exhaling. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Some nice greying ponytail action. Suit is not 3 sizes too big. Caps to follow. And he even manages though the movie does not deserve it a tear.
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No. 320062
>>320049Sometimes you make a movie and you know that you gotta include a scene where Brad Dourif sighs, just for the sake of your own artistic expression.
>>320052They didn't do his single tear justice or enough screen time. It's some unforgivable sin imo
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And I watched The Hazing,
that ridiculous comedy horror (maybe parody horror). Brad plays a crazy necromancy obsessed college professor and has an English accent for some reason. He kinda dies earlier in the film but thanks to the cheaper copy of the Necronomicon he doesn't rest and goes onto a crusade against college kids who dared to intercept his evil plans by accident. His evil spirit roams everywhere and kills kills kills.
Needless to say it was pretty cringe but it had its moments, pools of real thick blood and even some funny jokes.
personally I completely lost it at the first chasing scene idk why, it was just awkward. Not even talking about the hospital scene
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Some fun interviews as promised.
https://www.fangoria.com/archives/fangoria-95-totalrecall-darkman/Starts on page 14, he gets super passionate about Dune.
https://vocaroo.com/1j5J6Da5lpxPOn filming Cuckoo's Nest, his comparative religion hobby, how Grima turns him on.
https://freshairarchive.org/segments/actor-who-specializes-psychotic-charactersOne of my favourites, good energy and the lady interviewer is a kindred spirit. He doesn't usually laugh during interviews so I didn't realize that beautiful cackle in every movie is his actual irl laugh.
>>320049>>320052How to sell any 90s Brad film: foxy grey streaks in his hair hi hello
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>>320067>Grima turns him onAnd we can relate
Thanks a lot for these, I only read the Fangoria interview before. Got to give these a listen.
Also found a full version of the pic, it's even better that way
>>319656 No. 320078
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Watching The Gardener's Son and going "okaaayyy"
No. 320089
>>320067Thank you anon! Interesting stuff in that second one. The last one is really good why is he so giggly throughout the whole thing?? I love his crazy hyena laugh.
My own contribution, it was so wild finding out these two are actually close irl friends, the role that always springs to my mind for her is in Edward Scissorhands. And she supported him so much when he was starting out EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU CONCHATA!!! Mandy’s story was great too
>>320078Ugh okay, putting my foot down I have GOT to start watching his earlier films. Beautiful shot of his neck thank you anon
>>320064This one was silly, I didn’t hate it
Brad as a green specter was so funny, and titty shots certainly helped. And the student coming on to him at the beginning is a kindred spirit, go for it girl No. 320092
>>320089Oh anon, what an all around lovely find. Need to watch this!
And yes you need to see his early films because he's just as great in them. His acting is too good, you get immersed in the story regardless of whether you were interested in it before or not.
Didn't hate The Hazing either, I can't hate a movie that spoofs my fav horror tropes
and I cackled at the little role a Bruce Campbell photo had??? I wonder if Bruce himself knows about its adventures No. 320094
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What a legend
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I post this one exclusively for you, dear nonitas. Been doing some upscaling and editing in the name of our one and only
i wonder when will my manic mood wears off but for now I just want to post and talk about Brad 24/7
No. 320106
>>320094I thought this was someone just shit posting on twitter but no, it’s very real
https://www.babylonpodcast.com/2009/11/12/babylon-podcast-show-179/Interview starts at 18:50, says he has a huge anime collection, I’m in disbelief this is somehow the oddest thing about him I’ve learned so far. Doesn’t say what he watches and it’s driving me crazy but also hilarious to imagine him watching anime, what the hell would he be into??
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>>320106I assume he might be into some Sci-fi since it's his favorite genre of films and all that, so maybe he'd be into Ghost in the Shell type classics. Sci-fi anime is cool shit so I respect that.
It's not the most surprising fact about him after you learn he's a gamer and one of his favs is Sims (and I think I read somewhere that he liked Assassin's Creed but I'm not sure).
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Me ranting to myself about how his character with 1 minute of screen time actually added so much complexity and depth to a film and how the exact number of blinks and breaths he takes masterfully conveys his characters emotional state and the deliberate pause before he delivers his single line creates such a tense poignant atmosphere and-
>>320095>spoileryuuuup. Wondering when my brain will go back to normal, I don’t think it’s gonna happen.
>>320109WHAT. Lmao Brad the gamer I love it
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>>320121LMAO that gif, I clicked "save" faster than ever. This is so real though.
that's how I convince myself that if I watched some total shit for Brad it was worth it I need to find a bit more info on that but I even remember that his console of choice was Xbox lmao
It's kind of no surprise he got into videogames, he voiced a few characters himself, maybe that peaked his interest. For example, I was yesterday years old when I learned that he voiced Piero Joplin in Dishonored.
I haven't recognized his voice before like a dumbass that I am. No wonder I liked this character No. 320151
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Okay, The Gardener's Son was actually goddamn heartbreaking. Basically a story about a boy who said "eat the rich" and tried to change things for good for his community but failed. Fucking untouchable capitalists won again. It's a TV movie so it's nothing too special but I thought it was pretty well written and all actors were good enough. Also Brad looking like an angel while spewing some foul curses at other people was amazing to watch.
i confess though, I genuinely broke into tears near the end because of his dialog with his younger sister, man it hurt so much
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I really wanted to follow one rule when watching Brad's movies out of order: one good movie for two bad ones, but so far whatever I watched was either good or just okay? Maybe my mind warps when I see him on screen and I automatically rate something higher than supposed to.
No. 320165
>>320078Follow that line all the way down.>>320095Beautiful anon, looks amazing.
>>320064>>320151I am now looking forward to watching both of these. For various reasons. Anon reviewers telling it like it is.
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>>320165Glad my reviews are seen as helpful, I just have nowhere
and no one to discuss these films, so I type them out here. Hope you guys don't mind.
Also thanks a lot, I just edited another pic because I can!
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Okaaay, I stepped over it and watched I, Desire. Turned out to be the goofiest shit I've ever seen, even made me want to shitpost a little. Sorry in advance.
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I forgot to make a point that this movie also invented Twilight.
You can see how Brad tries really hard not to laugh and it's amazing
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If anyone is reading this, we probably need to find a full Medium Rare movie. I just watched some bits of it on YouTube, now my brain is cooked too.
I don't know why suddenly everyone is dead, even tho that's a kind of situation I'm very used to. But you people better get back here!
No. 320333
>>320322I think anon upthread had some links to a couple of versions, wouldn't load for me but might work for you.
See also:
>>308149>>308255We're not always fast but we're always here, don't worry.>>320189Quality Foodie Fact File, kek
Next movie night with crackers and donuts for all anons No. 320336
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>>320067>>320089>>320106Not gone through all of these yet, but tysm for collecting them all together here.
>>320121>>320162>Just add Brad and the movie is automatically improved. He can't help it.
Art anons, anything you would like to do with picrel?
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Complaining about films lacking set photos works wonders, found another from Chaindance.
>>320121You're completely correct, another very normal though process is You Should Watch This Four Hour Documentary From The 80s Because: exposed ankles.
>>320189I LIVE FOR THE SHITPOSTS the studio laughter really makes this. Crowdfunding for Father Paul's food review show when? Dunno if it's the ad-libbing but this scene was way more endearing than it had a right to be.
>>320333>wouldn't load for meSorry anon I figured there's less chance of takedowns on Mixdrop, does Odysee work better for you?
>>320336>Full accessYeah, to my body
sorry No. 320353
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>>320333Thanks a lot, I will scroll through once more!
I didn't watch everything, only the bits with Brad or the gf (or together) and they were super adorable. Worried about their relationship more than about my own.
i think Brad kinda didn't go full feral but what a genius, using boobs as food plates. I hope he had a great time filming this lmao>>320346Thank you thank you, I laughed so hard at the original scenes i just couldn't resist. As I said, you can see Brad holding back the laughs himself
>>320269 and it's priceless.
P. S. Donuts and crackers for movie night sound like a perfect idea. Hope they won't be stale.
p.p.s. Let me remind you about his arms in this dumb little movie No. 320448
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I will need all the help I can get from you nonitas. I want to make a compilation of every instance Brad says "fuck". Maybe even go further and collect every "cunt" or even every outburst he acts out, who knows? But I feel like I won't be able to do this alone. How do you like this idea?
I've been planning to start doing this all day and it wouldn't let go of me sry
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>>320346Oh that's a beautiful pic.
We are all deserving of sexy poem time.>does Odysee workBless you anon, it usually does.
>Full accessKek
If we say anything else, it is a lie.>>320448All compilations
sensible, sensuous or stupid are weclome.
I wouldn't know where to start with finding just the words anon. But I'll try and remember to keep an ear out for you.
Outburst clips might be easier like:
>Trauma He's only in it for about 5 minutes near the end but does bite the head off
pun intended the main character in a stylish mini rage.
>Child's PlayMuch emoting in the first few minutes before we get voice only. Credits might be in the way of the pics, though.
>MalignantThe door hammering scene near the end. Picrel.
Just off the top of my head.
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>>320499Yes yes, that's the priceless clues I've been waiting for! Thank you so much, I've put these on a list.
I think it's fine to add Chucky as a character to the roster too, because it's still Brad spitting out the hardest "fucks" and screaming like crazy. Fits perfectly.
the first movie had me in stitches just because I imagined the recording process too vividlyWelp, I watched Color of Night the other day, or more like skimmed through it because it really was awful, and I have to say that Clark's angry fit was the highlight of the movie. Best moment, 10/10.
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Review time.
I just saw both versions of Nightwatch, 1994 and 1997 because I had to. While I can't recommend the Dutch version enough, the American remake is… American remake.
It's not bad but it lacks in the set up, the suspense and it's kind of devoid of intense emotions of the European ver
So check out the 1994 one if you haven't yet, and just skip to parts with Brad in 1997 one. He fucking served as usual, and I'd rather watch one hour of him doing whatever the night shift doctors at morgues do.
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D&C actually having decent writing makes me feel less retarded crushing on Stan, his whole vulnerable-yet-jaded old man thing would almost be pathetic if he wasn't so dangerous. His decades of unresolved childhood trauma, he's so closed off, constantly pulls back at any sort of human connection, am inconsolable with the desire to push his buttons almost like unwitting exposure therapy that teeters on the verge of scaring him off but also playing into the hint of broken bird syndrome he's got going on I want to manipulate him psychologically just a little bit but also be so tender with him. Whoever mentioned consoling his nightmares yes but/and/or also think about how perceptibly soft he'd get if you came to him in tears.
>>320448>>320514That choked fghfhuck off and Clark's voice breaking when he fucking screeches are absolutely the best though Fatal Beauty's "kevlar, bitch" is inimitable. Also Graveyard Shift and its many iterations of "godDAMN".
>>320499Should no longer be constrained by brickposting in a few days, will get everything uploaded as soon as possible ♥
No. 320616
>>320546Idk why but it always sends me whenever Brad is swearing. Especially if you least expect to hear it from his character.
Especially when he looks super angelic and then just unleashes something strong like damn baby that mouth can say some mean things! More! It's always such a weird delight.
Point to self: watch Fatal Beauty asap.
God how I loved D&C even though I didn't expect to. It was so strangely comforting, to see two horrible outcasts find comfort in each other's company. If Stan wouldn't be a serial killer, he'd be a perfect human bean tbh. He gives me feels I can't quite describe yet. I'll keep you all updated kek No. 320697
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>>320546>D&CWe really need to get these ideas expanded.>you came to him in tearsHow he'd try to find out what was wrong, who could ever hurt you. Anger in his heart and tears in his own eyes. How he'd want to comfort you but assumes you wouldn't want him touching you. So he brings you a nice lunch, watches gameshows with you sitting beside him. Trying his best. And when he finally, awkwardly reaches for your hand and you don't pull away. How he would plan to protect you and remove that pain permanently from your life.Other options welcome.
>uploadsHero anon, tysm.
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Awww, found a few bits on Brad from the book about the production of SC. He's so adorable, I can't handle it.
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>>320704>>320705Awwwwww, I don’t know if this pic is from SC but regardless, cute.
>>320697>spoilerNEVER STOP WRITING THESE oh man the idea of Stan clumsily trying to comfort you, I’m gonna melt
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sorry but this made me laugh, I don’t mind getting roasted as long as they don’t come here to do it.
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>>320714It does look like a pic from the set of SC. Thanks for posting, it's all coming together now.
>>320715KEK, I saw it before. At least that one was funny.
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So this thread got hit with random deletions too, what the fuck?
>>320697>tears in his own eyesThat scene is both sad and awful for enabling this whole train of thought, Stan trying to keep it together but looking so lost, has to act the responsible adult but quietly terrified the comfort and normalcy he's cultivated would be destroyed…anon I love your exposition so much.
You couldn't tear him away from you even if you tried after that um, bonding experience, I think.>>320703>>320704Wish there were more behind the scenes clips of Brad fumbling his shit because I forget he's not a one-take miracle man and it's kind of funny, vidrel. Any excuse to rewatch that Combustion making-of to scrutinize his
naked shoulderblades, whatever exploded(?!) must have healed pretty nicely. Poor guy.
>>320715Screamlaughed while scrolling /meta/
never gonna spoil pics of gramps and neither should anyone else tbh. No. 320824
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>>320805He looks so handsome there I would kill a male for that photo in colour.
>Piter, a character who's sanethe continuation of that article must be absolutely wild but great excuse to post more of this scene thanks anon!!!
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>>320823I think he fumbled some lines in Moundbuilders and they just left it in, but Chad is kinda dumb so I just accepted it as part of his character lol, he messes up saying ‘you only live once’.
I noticed the post deletions too, I was keeping an eye on the post number since we’re so close to 1100 (yay!) debated wether or not I should make a stink about it in meta
I can’t believe I’m saying this but I miss shaymin. But she was terrible in her own way, I know. No. 320832
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Are we all somehow free on either the 13th, 15th, 18th, or 24th? It's about time for the movie that cannot possibly be worse than any other bad Brad movie. Bonus poll for da gurls
https://xoyondo.com/ap/essky8NabJd4E5y>>320831That last scene where he goes mental and stutters every other line too, right?? His breakdown feels so much more real because of it, second-hand anxiety watching that scene but in the best way.
Maybe there'll be another Christmas miracle outage and subsequent banfest with LC 2.0 KEK. What should our second threadpic be there are so many good options, I'm still crazy about
>>311892 or
>>305760 No. 320833
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>>320832Any of those dates are fine but I’d prefer 13th or 15th. I do love the hitchhiker pic but
>>318468 also very good. And here’s another option I guess, I wanted to add so many more pictures, I tried to at least include our favorites
his old man glare in that picture, man it fucks me up god he’s so sexy it’s torturous. He makes me feel like an animal. Many unholy thoughts No. 320839
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>>320833BEAUTIFUL FANTASTIC PERFECT looking at these collage posts of his face feels like mainlining serotonin, "fuck yourself if you don't love Brad Dourif"
honorary thread title and tattooed on my asscheeks. Cute how you added the mainstays from the current threadpic too, this has my vote.
>>320333Here you are
Medium Rare:
https://ody.sh/GweVdNUxl5Body Parts:
https://ody.sh/c44614kZnMJudgement:
https://ody.sh/Hc3XXfNPoC No. 320845
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I can't really contribute anything for a threadpic but I just made this, idk I'll prob edit it later so it looks a bit better
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>>320823This clip was priceless, ty nonita for posting this
>>320824There always should be a reason to post more Piter
>>320833My vote goes to your pic, it has won over my heart
>>320839Aaa thanks so much for the links, just what I needed
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I really was gonna rewatch the whole movie but it was already pre loaded to this scene so I just watched that ten times instead, maybe I’ll try again today. I wanna suck those goddamn dentures outta his head!!
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>>320845Stealing this to use as my e-mail signature like it's 2005.
>>320848How many times must he play a horny psychotic autist it's sickening
and arousing. His hands in your photo, wew.
>>320901Ohhhh
is it foreplay if you stop making out to take his dentures off?? I want to stick my tongue into the little gaps between his teeth those missing incisors are so cute for some reason. Going insane. Lmao at him climbing the mound to be tall for intimidation purposes this movie gets better with every rewatch.
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Rageposting to spite the feds
https://ody.sh/Pkm5sT0wbF No. 320984
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>>320839>>320333Less than 24 hours and they've already got me for copyright. Had to take them down since they blocked the actual videos anyway, sorry anon…
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>>320715Wearing that badge with pride. kek
>>320832Can currently do 15th if OK with other anons?
>threadpicI still love
>>311892 but any will be fine. I'm just happy we're still going.
>>320984Anon, you tried, tysm.
Angry preacher is here for you.
>gifs and pics and everythingThanking everyone for these.
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>>320986>happy we're still goingYEAH!! Still have to get around to watching that Murder, She Wrote episode it looks like alternate universe Wise Blood where Haze is a real preacher instead of a nihilist.
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Dat profile.
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I just can't
No. 321004
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Need him in ways that can't be described in the Bible.
look at that tiny wrist!!!! Man so thin it wouldn't be a problem to carry him home from church bridal style. That's what I'd try to do at least.
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it's been super busy and i haven't posted in ages but i love checking the thread sometimes and giggle and kick my legs, it makes me so happy that you guys are having fun! can't believe kennedys children and the audiobook are here omg good work everyone! i managed to catch up on some of the stuff you talked about, did a marathon of passing through gethsemane, body parts and murder blues, fun times.
>>320832the 15th isn't looking good for me guys sorry, the other days i
might make.
>>319913>going insane over synapseyeah same
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>>321004The cavewoman urge to carry him over the shoulder is real. Completely clothed + hint of bare extremities/stomach/neck is so good because you can still tell how tiny he is even under baggy dress pants and t-shirts
>>321005If we can't do FotC on the 24th what do you wanna see when you get back nonna? If you're around first week of October we can make it work.
Most of the playlist is very Jack POV joint psychosis mood music but Synapse is like the inverse it's like a love letter straight from the heart to his idiot face. No. 321038
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>>320956Braver woman than I, writing that out
would absolutely do the same>>320971Ahhh what the fuck how did you get this!!! I’m the one that was trying to get it from tumblr, I did get it but it would only play if you didn’t touch a damn thing, so I tried to convert the files but then there were audio issues it was so frustrating I took a break and then forgot about it whoops. What I managed to watch was a little boring it’s just each character monologuing, still needed it though for that Brad completionism I will watch everything. Thank you!!!!!
Oh and whoever was trying to find Spenser for Hire? You made it sound like lost media lol it is very much out there, his episode is literally on tubi you goof. Go watch it
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Few hours later, I still think about him.
Daddy McDonovan, I can be your mysterious woman. I will gladly suck your soul out of you through your dick, and breathe it back in with the most horribly sinful kiss afterwards. Am I asking too much?
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>>321038I've been wanting to say it for a while but your post made me feel real brave
picrel just for us mwah. Some guy was selling it online if you can believe it, glad to share. Thank you so much for going into the trenches to find it too!
>>321094KEK adding this to the book of prayers alongside Hail Tommy (Hairy Face)
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>>320901>>320956Got to get round to watching this one.
In the meantime, have some evil
murderous necromancer tufty squirrel Gramps.
No. 321103
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Look how proud he is to show off his staff to the nice lady
No. 321109
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>>321102Born of Earth is almost painfully low budget but he's so WEIRD in that movie it's worth it. Mr. Mayor shouldn't be this hot but, well.
>>321103Would pull his hair and raise his you-know-what, dishevelled old man supremacy
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>>321094Giving this my loudest proudest Amen ever.
Lusting after Father McDonovan shouldn't be a sin but the opposite of that. You show him a physical side of your sinful nature all night long, you basically book your own ascension. Though I'd probably just lose it and die if he merely looked my way. Ascension guaranteed at least.Anyways, I'm just wondering if my brain melted so bad that I can't comprehend this article or what.
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Continuation (I know it's retelling the plot sort of, but it gives me fever)
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>>321112Always grateful for more Horseplayer-related anything but good lord you can smell the contrarian scrote who wrote this thing from a decade away
>We're talking perky>What have we learned about wimminz amirite>No breastsAt least he liked the movie I think?
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The knowledge that a full sized original of this image exists and is rotting away in some warehouse makes me ill look at his nose and curls and everything
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OLD MAN POSTING OLD MAN POSTING
>>321101slowly emboldening each other to let the really weird stuff out, love it
Rosemont had just the perfect set up for fantasies
>second or third night being snowed in>he comes in to grab something, before he leaves you say>y’know, it gets real cold in here at night…why don’t you stay?>of course he obliges and you’re rollin around with this giggly drunk all nightalso consider
>fireside cuddles>sitting on his lap while he teaches you how to use the snow plow>snows not the only thing gettin plowed that night heyoTotally stealing all his flannels and cozy old man jackets.
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And tummy. I want to use him as my mattress.
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>>321155Trying to save Rosemont for a snowy winter day because it seems cozy but damn you guys are making it hard.
>real coldGet out of my HEAD
is there any hornier thought than him cuddling next to you after being outside and his big cold hands kneading your feverishly hot skin!!!!!>stealing all his flannelsTotally accidentally and unintentionally learned he wore men's size 16 in Halloween. Daydreaming about stealing all the oversized shirts.
>>321159Human weighted blanket
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>>321197So
not sorry to tempt you with dreams of him getting too drunk and falling asleep in your lap as you pet his stubble. I don’t know if ‘cozy’ is a word I would use to describe this movie, maybe bizarre, or disjointed. His character is definitely cozy and sweet though.
>filenamegod I just wanna post every frame where there’s a hint of chub and write TUMMYTUMMYTUMMY every day all day I wanna squeeze him
>men’s size 16I will cherish this completely random information, thank you
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Hell yeah, granpa thirst hours
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No words head empty
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>>321246Even though it covers up his nice jawline all the grandpa enjoyers itt brainwashed me into loving the stache
No. 321298
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>>321278lol sorry for spreading my illness. I like it best when it’s like this, really accentuates his chin, makes it look big square and strong.
>>321274I have never in a million years wanted a man to call me princess until today.
No. 321305
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So glad I'm not the only one who likes his pornstache
It's spectacular
No. 321314
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>>321298Can't believe I'm feeling lovesick over cactus stubble but your pic has it all, the hair, the smile, the eyes.
>never wanted a man to call me princess until todayMy conscience and pride are screaming to disagree but honestly yeah, Mr. Brackett please call the local farmer hotline we're sexy singles in your area
No. 321315
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>>321305>pornstache!!!!I'm waging psychological warfare until the beard grows on everyone like it grew all over his face in the 70s.
No. 321330
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>>321315I usually dig the hippy style but he went full on bushman, totally obscuring his face with all that hair which was unacceptable kek
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>>321315Oh you go right ahead and keep trying, you will never convert me to be a beard lover
>>321314Umm his stubble is cute okay!! And I chose that pic specifically because you can see his missing tooth lol. The sheriff is really too sweet, he can call me whatever silly little pet name he wants
No. 321351
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>>321330>>321333Alright you got me there guys, gotta agree, the Kennedy's Children look isn't the nicest but I'll get you on the Laura Mars train one day…
No. 321353
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>>321333It looks so prickly and coarse I wanna rub it, stubble looks great on him
AND TOOTH! PICREL No. 321356
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15th seems to be the best for a couple of anons so Fading of the Cries tomorrow 0900PT/1200ET/1700BST at a brand new venue because I lost all my passwords along with the Bradstuff
/r/ultrababes
/r/ultrababes
/r/ultrababes
See you there!
No. 321380
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>>321356Yea yea it’s happening! Still so sorry for your loss, thanks for everything you do, you the mvp (most valuable poster)
>>321351He just looks like a hobo with it, I love everything
except for the beard. But I dunno some of you were unwillingly turned into old Brad enjoyers so maaaaybe someday I’ll come around
No. 321381
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and one more stupid thing
No. 321382
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The watch party is happening after all, this is intriguing! I might be able to join, the chosen time suits me alright.
>>321381Kek this is a masterpiece
No. 321386
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>>321383WE GOT THERE GIRLS WE MADE IT
fuck that weirdo that spazzed out and said it wouldn’t last>>321382Oh I hope you can make it the movie nights are so fun. I love these pictures of him giving the thumbs up all the pictures from that event are just, ahhhhh he looks so great they’re some of my favorites
No. 321407
>>321383We have the power.
>>321112Ah, sexist journalism 101 complete with failed sarcasm. Appreciate the share, though anon.
>>321155>spoilerWill be considering. Very much.
>>321353Adorable.
No. 321416
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>>321356I will be there. Sending positive tech vibes, appreciate all you do.
>>321374Have you got any dates coming up that work for you, anon? We'll keep trying.
>>321333>never convertThat's OK, anon, we got something for everyone itt.
No. 321419
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No. 321429
>>321112Whoa, wild Joe Bob cameo in the Brad thread! His whole schtick is kind of a raunchy redneck horror host, you can see him in action here interviewing Chucky. Chucky gets to threaten him a little and Brad gets to talk about himself in the third person, fun.
The video quality's not great but the audio is very clear. The program was Monstervision on TNT, this interview was promoting Bride of Chucky.
No. 321436
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Can't calm down, the pornstache speaks to me
No. 321501
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throwing down a grimapic before post limit aaa
No. 321510
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>>321380>>321381Thank you for the glorious memes love to look at him love to think about knocking teeth with him, Death Machine HD December 19th baby!!
>>321386>>321407GODDAMN GIRLS WE DID IT. Threadname suggestions? Anything we should add to add to the OP? That anon was funny because there's 100+ films and a million interviews so it's not like there's a lack of content to discuss.
>>321429Thank you for the context, kinda curious now if he's reviewed any other Brad movies. This guy is a lot more likeable on camera tbh this definitely got a chuckle out of me
No. 321512
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>>321501I want to hang this up in my house like a prized painting
No. 321515
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If I could add anything to the new thread title it would be "We're in love with numerous priests, serial killers and one ugly doll" but that's just me.
So happy that we almost passed the limit yaay
No. 321522
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>>321501HELL YEAH WITLESS WORM!!!!
I had a Grima dream awhile ago where I was looking for something? On a LoTR-esque quest? Idk but he said he would only help me if I spanked him. I woke up before anything happened, sadly>>321510>thread namesPerpetually Wet/Sweaty edition, Mustache edition, idk it makes more sense if it matches the pic. Maybe we should just use the hitchhiking pic and call it Out To Pasture or something
or i could make a new one No. 321541
>>321515>>321522>titlesIf we're using the hitchhiker one, couple of lines from that episode might work:
"The party ain't started yet"
or
"Well, how about it? You comin' to my party?"
No. 321599
>>321574>Spontaneous ComboogalooKek, quality anon. Would need a pic to match.
See also:
Hotter when Wet Edition
Hitching a lift to your heart Edition
Stubble Burn Edition
I would do anything for love (Except that beard) Edition
Good suggestions all round anons, someone's going to have to choose.
No. 321624
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>>321356Thanks to anon for hosting us earlier, it was a lot of fun.
Let's reward ourselves.
No. 321653
>>321574I suggest changing that to Spontaneous Combustaloo but big kek anyways
>>321599>Stubble Burn Edition Practically perfect
I might also have one: Impure Thoughts about that 73 year old man
No. 321691
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Thinking about
red hot nuclear lava cum for the rest of eternity thanks guys.
You gotta do it for science.>>321522>i could make a new oneIf you have something in mind pls do post, You Comin' To Our Party? plus hitchhiker is so clever but also love the heartfelt combo of Douriffriends Forever with
>>320833>>321624>>321626Always my pleasure, someone uploaded a VHS rip without the desynch issue although the quality isn't as nice
https://archive.org/details/impure-thoughts-1986. Furrowed brow and parted mouth in that second pic, what's he so pretty for?
>Hotter When Wet Edition>We're All Watching Death Machine: HD Edition>Impure Thoughts About That 73 Year Old Man>>316967We should all make four separate threads and pretend we didn't know just to use these kek
No. 321765
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Dourif Enjoyers 2: Spontaneous Combustaloo is so funny, I’ll try to make something for that. A million kisses to our movie host, it’s always so much fun thank you!
No. 321783
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S2EP9 of The Hunger.
https://mixdrop.co/f/l6007g04awn640https://mab.to/t/bCJlWc1hCDh/us2 direct download if Mixdrop doesn't work
Not bad aside from the gratuitous sex scenes, with the sad wet eyes and ponytail and nervous breakdown it felt like this episode truly had it all.
They should have censored the waistband of his boxers I feel like a pervert No. 321795
>>321783Thank you! Will try to watch this today
>spoilerha, i thought it was cute in FJ when you could see his skivvies
and whoever was looking for the Malignant dvd did you find out if it had special features or anything?
No. 321811
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>>321765I'll be so honored if this is going to become a next thread name, damn. Everyone suggested so many funny options, it must be tough to choose now.
>>321783Oh good lord, we're in for a ride. Thanks for the upload!
And big thanks for the movie time, it was so much fun. Can't wait for the next one already.
for some reason I have hard time posting today, wonder why No. 321813
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Note to self, need to remove the watermarks off this one.
No. 321838
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okay well you didn't respond and I am deranged so went ahead and bought the blu ray. 38 minute doc!!! Why were the fangoria articles deleted I am dying for crumbs.
No. 321854
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>>321795>>321838OOPS sorry for the late reply it's just the documentary but as usual his character analysis makes me suddenly ten times more interested in rewatching the movie, it's a good purchase! Here's the Fango article too
https://web.archive.org/web/20170820090327/http://www.fangoria.com/new/exclusive-pics-qa-brad-dourif-talks-malignant/ with this stand out line
>I tried to make the character very relaxed and sure of himself. I wanted to make him like someone with a bedside manner.This doctor sounds so nice I would totally trust him
>>321811♥
No. 321861
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Saw this on the front page yesterday and was shocked that someone itt was talking shit about Remo (if you have fighting words speak now or forever hold your peace). Sorry to the other Lacey I guess kek
No. 321871
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Please welcome a tiny shitpost from me.
btw I feel like this photo looks so much better horizontally. It's like your pov when lying next to him. Now you can think about it for hours on end, don't thank me.
No. 321920
>>321854Ahh thank you so much for the article! Went a little crazy and bought some other movies too
>The Hazing>Group Portrait >Rosemont We have to watch the last one together I rewatched and still am just. What. How did this happen.
No. 321938
>>321871Ngl, that gif made me cackle.
We have to hope this was part of a set and others will surface at some point.
>>321882>he doesn't rememberProbably in the same way he pretends there are no Brad Groupies Too wholesome.
No. 321940
>>321920So many plans for a new movie night already. We'll have to make a poll again.
>>321938As I said, a girl can dream. But I'm just curious what other photos were there
even if he's not flashing his titties in those ones No. 321971
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This was too stupid to post but now that we're hitting bump limit I don't care! The categories don't really matter, would decimate them all
Virgil isn't on here but he is not exempt. Anyway feel free to discuss.
>>321920Might have to watch Rosemont way sooner than intended because the more you talk about it the more impatient for soft drunk old man I get. His hair in a side part is extra handsome for some reason.
>>321938Still crying about that one interview where a lady got spooked by him at a party because he looks just a little weird and crazy, hope Joni reminded him every day how handsome he is.
No. 321977
>>321971Sam from SC definitely may kill you without such intention
because what if he cumbusts and fires you up for real? One tragic case of sex tbhI feel like Gediman needs his own category
called fucks like an animal if you have that alien pussy No. 321983
>>321977Thank you for the thoughtful consideration
you had me thinking about Sam's situation for like a whole day straight, him and Lisa were made perfect for each other so if you were also an atom bomb test baby you could go at it like two logs in a campfire. Regardless still would but he'd feel SO sad and fucked up if he accidentally set a lady friend on fire kek. The categories are really broad and extremely dumb, could probably write paragraphs on how Weasel's skills aren't necessarily questionable and he's just a raging asshole.
No. 321990
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Anon's movie playlist is comprehensive and regularly updated, would anyone be against linking it in thread two OP for newfriends?
No. 321991
>>321983Two logs in a fire sounds reasonable now that I think about it. Man, to be a test tube baby who'd be able to uphold his fiery tendencies. Be ice to his fire and all that. He just deserved love and normal physical contact, even of a slightly strange kind.Agreed, this tier list needs more nuance. But if we add such nuance, it will have like a hundred categories. Honestly, I'd read all of your essays on that topic.
>>321990I second that.
No. 321993
>>321971um EXCUSE YOU the mayor needs to be bumped up at least one category, otherwise no complaints
Virgil, god bless him he sure would try it would be nice to save Rosemont at least until after Halloween but I know waiting can be excruciating
No. 321998
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Still working on compiling every single fuck in between smaller shitposts
No. 322013
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>>321991>would readI appreciate you
>>321993Could easily go into second from top too tbh, it would probably depend on his mood that day. Will attempt to distract from Rosemont with Sonny Boy and Halloween coming up, first week of October is when most of us will be free I think? Looking forward to all the "wtf"s from first time watchers
>>321998Anon that's so many movies…soldier among women
Speaking of Halloween, there was a stalemate for a hot minute so toss in your votes
https://xoyondo.com/ap/essky8NabJd4E5y No. 322025
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>>322013FUCK lmao that little jack
nonny i love it. Yeah okay maybe he
misbehaves a little bit but all he's gotta do is whimper and say mama and I'm gone. I CAN FIX HIM. Or we could just make each other crazier either option works for me.
I'm conflicted on the Halloween movies, overall I liked the first one better but it had
graphic rape scene, didn't really like the whole
oooh symbolism and ghosts or whatever in the second one either. Well, vote cast, I'll be gettin my fix of sheriff and that sweet sweet 'stache either way
>>321998literally me rn looking at this picture,
stop makin that face!! But also ditch the doll and let me sit in your lap instead please and thank you No. 322028
>>321971I am upping
squishy, sweetheart-protecting murderer Stan immediately, not sure where his level
of awkward, grumpy, kind and murdery lies though.
>>321991>more nuance, hundred categoriesYeah, separate category for each one is a bit much.
>>321983>two logs in a campfireThis is now canon.
No. 322031
>>321882>apparently he doesn't remember the shoot??are you tellin me he has addressed this relic somewhere?
>me trying to see how long/curly/gray his hair is to pinpoint a yearmid 90s to 2000 maybe? idk I can’t tell if it’s gray on the sides or just the lighting. The mystery behind this picture is killing me, like yeah thank you for the delicious meal but ????? What fuckin magazine would ask him to pose like this, or was it promo for a movie, was this him trying to be more marketable as a romantic leading man? I NEEDS ANSWERS!!
No. 322034
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>>322025Thank you for gracing the thread with that legendary art, I love the attention to detail with his hair kek. Your posts truly complete me because you'd show him the love he's been so deprived of and then I'd break his ribs and not feel too guilty about it, team effort!!!! Can 100% respect that Rob wanted to cram as much of Sheri Moon into H2 as possible but yeah, too much of the
Michael POV woo-woo. At least there's
TWICE AS MUCH Sheriff B so the molasses plot can be forgiven.
>>322028I'M SO SORRY he really doesn't deserve to be down there with the literal retards but please let me explain
it would take a while for him to get acclimated to anyone in his personal space, a lot longer for any kind of intimacy and any spontaneous sexual instigation would only evoke his fucked up childhood and make him squeamish (getting too hot too fast would scare him off). Maybe not physically but kinda recoiling-from-the-thought. With time and patience a gently goaded Stan could easily go into tier three (maybe even two?)
>>322031HE HAS lmao
https://prurientpuddlejumper.tumblr.com/post/148309813339/brad-dourif-graciously-signed-this-for-me-at oh my god
>more marketable as a romantic leading manwhy does this sound plausible? WHO even found this photo originally??? I'm going insane
No. 322044
>>321998Doing God's work anon, we're all behind you.
>>322013Your proofreaders are ready.
>>322025>that picI'm gonna need a full backstory on that beautiful drawing.
>>322034>gently goaded StanChallenge accepted.
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>>322031>trying to see how long/curly/gray his hair is to pinpoint a yearSmh, his hair is all slicked back but it seriously looks like early to mid 90s to me, think Final Judgment?
It kinda makes sense if those pics are like a screen test thingy or something. Plus I compared the watch on his wrist to the one he wears in the film and they look very similar. Gonna do more detective work and look further into this because I never really thought where did this pic come from before but now.. Now I'm fucking curious.
It doesn't help that Brad never really aged at a certain point and the grey in his hair was the only way to tell No. 322072
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Had a dream that we had like 20 threads and our own board, /df/, incredible
>>322060>spoilerYEAH I’m at the point where I’m like, will counting the forehead wrinkles help, how are we supposed to put a date on this picture
No. 322073
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>>322072Same here but I feel like I'm really close, think it's early 90s
because I did count the wrinkles and they match, and the amount of grey kinda matches too. I'm going insane!!Tfw I also had a dream the other day that we were on the 3rd thread already. The sheer power of our autism can make it happen, I believe. No. 322128
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Ugh god, need to watch a three hour long TV drama just to get a glimpse at some beauty.
No. 322134
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Spontaneous Comboogaloooooooo~ I just couldn’t think of anything clever or funny, my brain has failed me.
No. 322165
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Still thinking of him, because he owns my soul. He can own the rest of me too if he wants. Please.
No. 322170
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>>322165The soulful photos of Father McD surrounded by pained, horny text is making me wheeze
No. 322176
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>>322039The duo to my demolition ILU
>>322044Dreaming of one giant madlibs-style google doc where we take turns writing fanfiction, many unhinged minds are better than one
>>322060>>322073Dunno if it helps or makes it more confusing but he wore a silver link watch in Death Machine and Hidden Agenda too so definitely late 80s early 90s.
>>322134That line delivery is one of my favourite things in the entire movie, will smile every time I see the new thread ty for making it ♥
No. 322177
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Some awful, adorable fanart by Brad himself from the set of SC (posted by Stan Giesea)
No. 322181
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>>322134Pic is adorable.
May the fire burn for all of us.
>>322170Anon, you make me smile with these. Never change.
>>322177Aw, bless him.
And good luck to the pic-detective anons.
No. 322227
>>322170Perfection
>>322176>re:silver link watchAt least we got the timeline right. More or less. Let the search continue.
Google doc with collectively written fanfiction? Sign me up pls>>322177God this is so wonderful. "Back to the core with me" - love it.
No. 322265
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Those delicate lashes that statuesque profile I want to kiss his bottom lip more than anything in the world
No. 322287
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Sorry to make you feel anything other than horny hatred for this creep. Jack saying no one ever talks to him just made me think of him being constantly ignored and rejected by everyone, which probably just made him even crazier than he already was.
just imagine how touch starved he is, he would be stuck to you like velcro 24/7. How many times has he cried himself to sleep…>>322177no words, put this in the fuckin Louvre
No. 322322
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I'm sorry for another watermarked photo but it's just goofy as hell
No. 322359
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>>322287Nonny oh
nonny first of all I'd like to keep him in my shirt pocket he is fucking cute, secondly bottom right…once again your art and thoughts have me staring at the wall for like a solid hour oscillating between feeling violently angry and violently sorry for him, he's literally one of those feral cats that's too volatile to ever be loved I am in agony over how his entire life is a feedback loop of getting hurt- lashing out- getting hurt but the logic in the consequences of his actions never connects. "You're MAKING me kill you for a stupid reason" and he doesn't apologize because he's never, ever wrong and he's always a good boy. Please study him in a lab.
Nice to see we're playing braincell volleyball today, was considering if the only way to actually get some quality cuddle time would be to tie him to a bedframe except you're totally right and realistically he'd rather do nothing BUT cuddle (to the point Chaank might seriously fire him for no longer meeting any quotas). Only caveat is he'd get so riled up and antsy after prolonged nonsexual physical contact you'd need a crowbar to pry him off
No. 322367
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>>322322Am torn between confusion at that pose and being distracted by the silly look on his face, d'aww
fuck paying 100,000,000US for stock images, here you go No. 322414
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>>322359Nothing more beautiful than walls of text about Jack, it replenishes my soul. He would absolutely be a total cuddlebug, clingy and annoying
and ADORABLE I wonder if he would be prone to jealousy, I could see him killing any guy that looks at you for to long.
I can’t imagine how pent up he is and how much boning it would take for him to fucking RELAX No. 322415
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And here’s two rejected drawings I didn’t really like enough to finish or post but it’s end of the thread dump time baby
No. 322421
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I hate myself for a decision to put away Death Machine to watch it later because I can't even support a discussion makes me want to die when I can't contribute.
Anyways.
No. 322424
>>322265Apparently I really needed this gif in my life.
>>322287>>322414>>322415Dante doodles so good, look forward to more inspiration in the new thread. Spoiler backstories and overthinking welcome.
>prone to jealousyAbsolutely violently so. He's protective enough of his collectables. The slightest chance of another guy taking your heart and body away from him would result in that guy's immediate disappearance.>>322421>jpgkek, anon. If it's Brad-based it's a contribution.
>>322367Thank you for cleaning that pic up. The Bambi on ice legs crack me up.
No. 322439
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Nothing new to contribute but someone owns the original Warbs headpiece and it's neat how its jaws look extra worn in comparison to the rest of the head. Subpar work for an engineer kek.
>>322414>Jack self-insert artAnon you own my soul and my heart I would take a bullet for you, meant to reply earlier but I keep smiling thinking about this pic and can't find the right words
gonna put this one in a fancy frame by my bed, if he moves a little closer you can face squish except instead of using your hands you squish it with your thighs. Re: jealousy YES
>>322424 is spot on, the number of seats at that conference table steadily dwindles because someone deigned make a suggestive comment or flirt with you. Leaving trinkets from every kill like a cat bringing its owner mice, tie clips and wristwatches on your desk from dead middle managers. His fucked up version of romantic gestures.
So pent up oh my god nuts in his pants if you so much as reciprocate by holding him too close or kiss his face for too long. This is a guy who hoards your shirts and underwear so he can nest in them when he sleeps. You could attempt to make his first time special but I think it'd be sweaty and messy.>>322415Sorry for being stupid but he looks so good with headphones it's the full retarded programmer fit, why the cameras and the mic?? Wonder if he films battles between Skeletor and He-Man. Second pic makes me think of the golden retriever bf meme except this one has fleas
and rabies, someone put that doggy in the bath please. LOVE THESE and love you.
>>322421Oh to experience it for the first time, excited for you anon. I adore that post's accuracy (the raw sex appeal of "royal advisor" makes me think about Grimachan every time). If you feel better I haven't seen a lot of grandpa movies and the sexy caps posted itt make the wait infinitely more fun.
>>322424>collectiblesDantefags confirmed super exclusive once-in-a-lifetime collectible girlfriends, kekkkk
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>the urge to make Jack reacc drawings for every post >>322439Would drain my bank account to buy Warbs
is demented CHAANK employee included with the purchase?>trying to make his first time special
lol yes I was thinking about that but he would definitely be too excited and rush into it, all plans would go out the window. And lots and lots of practice needed.>>322441Okay enough sappy mushy Jack feels, he needs to be put in his place when his possessiveness gets out of control
although I do think he would genuinely be more hurt by withholding cuddles and kisses than having literally all of his bones broken. Or even more evil and malicious, flirting with other men on purpose to set him off. I would never, but just a thought for you psychological torturers, breaking his brain might be more fun than breaking his body. Wouldn’t take a lot of work since he’s already pretty fucking insane, he’d be a shaking sobbing mess in no time, begging for your love, asking what he did wrong, etc. No. 322466
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It's me and my vanilla ass without new cool hcs about Brad's characters, I don't know if anyone seen these pics yet. I uploaded one upthread, here's other two.
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kek the glasses look bigger than his face
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There was also quite a big article and I have a translation of it, but I don't really know how to properly upload it yet.
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>>322466It’s always weird to see him dressed more casually, and uhhh wtf are going on with those blinds?
>stretched out collar giving a little shoulder peekthank you thank you thank you. Nice
tiddies too oh and a little flash of leg
>>322467>me pretending im not highhe looks so awkward lol
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There's another pic from the same set I uploaded earlier
he's such a fashion model here, I can't >>318871>>322483Those blinds are like a representation of
my mental state, just as messy.
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>>322466>flashes of forbidden skinVictorian anons fainting now.
>>322469Will look forward to the translation when you can sort it anon, thank you.
>>322483>those blindsI'm going with
he trashed them vigorously to make sure he looked just a little dishevelled for the photo shoot. maybe.
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>>322486All of my love and respect to the fainting Victorian anons. I do my best only for you.
>blindsCould be anything, really. Whatever happened to them made them a funny background detail.
As for the article, there's a ton of grammatical mistakes so I'll have to retranslate some sentences myself because they're simply hard to read
I found this translation online but it just feels like it was done via google. I translate via google too but in my own, professional way, kek. Maybe I'll just drop the finished article as a couple of long screenshots if that's okay. No. 322510
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>>322287i bet every time he gets blown off he's reenacting scenes with his coworkers (starring his action figurines) where he either gets to be the cool popular guy or he gets to blow them all up. it's how he practices his sick villain lines.
>>322439>hoards your shirts and underwear yes it might keep him contained and distracted enough to not get too murdery for a while for when you aren't there. idk, the risk management would be a nightmare, how would one keep an eye on both him and warbs?
>why the cameras and the miche totally films some pretty demented stuff, also probably to work remotely for when he doesn't want to leave the accursed basement den and walk for two minutes to attend in person.
>>322414>>322415>>322462CUTE wow i need to use his entire knife arsenal on him.
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>>322462Picrel literally me rn
>breaking his brain might be more funHaha hehe
his flagrant masochism makes the idea of ruinous physical torment irresistible but you are based and correct, I want to subject him to the same hot/cold manipulation tactics and violation of boundaries he subjects others to. Jack mindbreak…Cale winning him through empathy was still very girlboss of her because it kept her alive but I need him totally cowed and broken in. :ike you ever think about that whole "What's it like to feel stark terror?" bit yeah I want to make him feel it and regret asking. Associating his object of affections and masturbatory fantasies with fear would be such a mindfuck. Sorry for blogpost physically incapable of shutting the fuck up, he's so cute and special.
>>322466>>322467Return of the gay little earring! It's a great outfit even if the photoshoot is kinda silly, not a pastafag but is this the article where they keep reiterating just how many mentally ill villains he plays? Kek clearly they forgot prior to Mississippi Burning there was Sexy Priest, Sexy Catholic, Sexy Chauffeur, he's got nice range.
>>322510Fervently taking notes while reading this
>risk managementJust my onion but his lack of survival instinct and propensity for emotional extremes means
risk management is nearly impossible/extremely difficult and someone in this relationship is gonna die sooner or later, at least he has no critical thinking skills so if you keep beating the shit out of him he'll eventually be too nervous to try and kill you (I think??)>films some pretty demented stuffSome non-PG thoughts about this…anyways, you reminded me they filmed the Hardman tests so maybe he tapes little milestones like Warby's First Steps and Warby's First Murder.
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>>322549>the article where they keep reiterating just how many mentally ill villains he playsKind of sort of, yeah. I almost finished retranslating (spent a whole hour on it), hopefully it will make more sense now.
>>322550There needs to be a Dourif fic central
because there are so many characters of his that everyone would like to fuck yet it's a pain in the ass to look for all of them in separate fandoms/categories No. 322560
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forgive the spongebob meme>>322510>>322549>risk management would be a nightmareI can’t think of any sure fire way to stop him from murdering aside from keeping him
locked in a crate, bad doggy! Just had another awful wonderful idea: shock collar…could I put one on his dick too? Or would he like it too much. Extreme emotional manipulation and minbreaking to make him terrified of losing you might be the only way to make sure he listens. Shit, the thought of actively making him worse is kinda fun. I want to make his mind consumed with thoughts of me, to make him scared of making any decision without asking me first, always needing my approval out of fear of retribution if he does something wrong.
>someone in this relationship is gonna die sooner or later
at the end of it all, he was still so desperate for affection he forgave Cale, I really think all it would take to get him to back down from wanting to ever possibly kill you is “sorry Jack, promise I won’t do it again” give him a kiss and all is forgivenForget going mutually crazy with Jack, you girls are the ones making me worse.
>hoards your clothesHe’s the inverse of a sweater stealing girlfriend, cute. Would keep a shirt with him all the time
maybe just straight up wear it like a security blanket. I want to share a pair of earrings with him too, matchy-matchy.
>>322550thanks, I’ve never really been a fic reader but might have a go at the first one
been thinking about cracking open the DSM to figure out exactly What The Fuck Is Wrong With Him No. 322573
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Article translation incoming.
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>>322573>>322574>>322575Anon, thank you for sorting and sharing these. Always love those little insights.
Interviewer really was psycho-role obsessed.
>>322560>share a pair of earrings with himAttention to detail 10/10
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Tribute to previous movie night.
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>>322549>>322560>jack mindbreakrole reversal enjoyers for the win we need to make this happen. i don't have much finesse when it comes to coming up with creative psychological tortures so i love reading all your ideas.
always down to take turns shocking him with a cattle prod/collar btw. pls share your dsm findings with us
nonny.
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>>322664>>322665>>322669Maybe there was Fading of the Cries, but there was no Fading to the Keks at that movie night. Thanks for posting these, nonita.
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So close, we’re almost there. Beautiful full circle moment for the thread to end with DM sperging
>>322676>cattle prod
Whew, you’re makin me dizzy, trying to think of other things that would be fun to use on him. Promise him he’ll get all the smooches only if he crawls on his hands and knees across a floor filled with mouse traps. Or just make him strip and throw them at him, extra points for getting his peen. I don’t know much about psychological torture but his mind is already so fractured I don’t think it would really take much to break him that way No. 322774
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I’m gonna throw up I can’t stop thinking about him. Ugh
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>>322556Douriffic is like a prison meal there's not a lot of it and it might not be palatable but at least it's food, your best bet is searching "keyword/character site:fanfiction.net" because so much is buried and untagged.
>>322560>shock collarI'm
The mental image of wrestling him to the ground and fighting to get it on him is so nice. Just when he starts to figure out negative reinforcement you could fuck with him by giving him a jolt when he's between your legs why not. Can you imagine his big wet blue eyes staring at you in betrayal the first time that thing goes off.>actively making him worse is kinda fun […] always needing my approval out of fear of retributionLike he's already so awful beyond justification
it's fun to see how much lower he could stoop, god, he's at his most human and sympathetic when he's in pain which makes me want to beat him black and blue and hold him tight and kiss him and put him down because it's more humane for everyone involved. Never expected your train of thought to cure my fatalism kek maybe death would be too good for him, would rather cradle him in my arms as he's bleeding out (not fatally!) I wouldn't have to hurt him like that if he didn't project stupid porno girlfriend fantasies and misbehave oughhh. Stub cigarettes out on his stupid soft fuzzy torso and use his knife to carve out a tooth as a souvenir and sink it into his forearms a little too close to an artery. Break him in well enough where he's so scared of you but so bafflingly in LOVE that he'd rather die for you than kill you (is he capable of that sort of empathy idk it's a sociological experiment). Forever thinking about the foreplay of putting a gun to his head but he pussies out and blows Cale off as soon as she cocks the safety OH to hold his chin in my hand while tearfully debating whether this is the day I pull the trigger (but it never is because his strangled sobbing would remind me how I can't put this wounded animal down I need him and love him just as he is). Load him up with horse tranquilizers and use him as a body pillow while he's rambling and barely lucid.>want to share a pair of earrings with himI want to share band shirts with him idc how bad he smells. I LOVE OUR FUCKING RETARDED BOYFRIEND that rubber chicken is his kindred spirit you gotta make him squeal. Uhh to contribute something marginally more coherent please have this link
https://jasperfforde.com/potw/38_potw.html he has a couple of articles up about the production
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>>322573This whole article is pretty funny but Brad giving us another scrap of BTS info, never realized Sam was supposed to be a physics teacher. Thank you for the translation anon!
>>322669Still periodically thinking about "would snort old man sand" and trying not to cry in public KEK
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>>322779In my mind I wouldn’t have to fight to get it on him (though that does sound fun) present it as a gift “look what I got for you ♥” and he would gladly put it on, thank me for every beating because at least someone is paying attention to him
>drugged up body pillow Jacknow it’s my turn to stare at the wall for an hour. And yes realistically we would just share an entire wardrobe and be
unbearably unhealthily attached at the hip insane autists. Thanks for the link
>understands none of itmmhmm mhmm interesting
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>>322782>attached at the hip insane autistsIt's a reciprocal cycle of "we'd make each other worse" but that's okay because it's twu wuv.
CONGRATULATIONS GIRLS!!! See you next thread, blessing this one with one more Father Tyrone to send it quietly into the sweet night.
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>>322779Always happy to work for our collective prosperity!
>old man sandI will never recover my reputation after making this joke.
Congratulations to us all, we made it through a whole thread! Can't wait for the next one.
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>>322783yayy we did it
I really didnt want to make the new thread but no one else did, hope it's alright
>>>/m/322804