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No. 440730

What have you watched? What are you looking forward to?

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No. 440838

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I recently watch "The Love Witch" and didn't care for it but did a second viewing and loved it. I read up about it and the director pretty much did everything for the film including making set pieces (she handmade a rug and sewed the costumes herself). It's a really pretty movie with great details, the woman who made it took 6 years to source props and make things. The movie itself is feminist but also shows how women cater to the patriarchy. It drags and could have been shorter but it's funny, cute, and men die. I liked it.

No. 440847

>>440838
The love witch is aesthetically so beautiful, but I still didnt care for it because it really is just a woman going after ugly men for 'love.' I wish they at least got better looking male actors.

No. 440865


No. 440866

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>>440865
Have you seen Welcome to the Dollhouse? It's my favorite movie and Ghost World kind of reminds me of it. Same dark humor at least.

No. 440962

>>440866
omg anon that made me almost cry. it also made me laugh really hard. definitely a more sad tone than ghost world, but a bit more realistic and less wacky too. poor poor dawn, i love her, she was so cute. it's amazing that this movie was made without any creepiness factor. i mean the bar is in fucking hell, but it's refreshing to see a man make a movie about a teen girl and even making a reference to her masturbating without it seeming exploitative and done to be "sexy" or alluring to men. she's just a kid acting like a kid. thank you for the rec.

No. 441173

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>>440730
Fucking ludicrous. Okay movie ruined by a RETARDED ending.
Imane Khelif pope. Ridiculous.

No. 441176

>>440866
Yes! I love that film so so much. Dawn really deserved better. The ending is incredibly bittersweet, but mostly I am grateful for a realistic portrayal of what it's like to grow up the weird and unpopular girl.

No. 441293

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>>440727
>>440866
Highly recommend Hey Hey It's Esther Blueburger

No. 441612

This movie made me think of some of the nonnies here

No. 441628

>>440865
napoleon dynamite i feel is the closest in pure vibe honestly. but ghost world is really unique. david byrne's true stories – rec def. oh also see peppermint soda.

if you dont mind non english, bounce ko gals is a good one, highly recommend. kamikaze girls? maybe. ohh also check out samaritan girl, though its a bit heavy, its really impactful.

No. 441641

I can’t remember the last time I was this excited for an upcoming movie. I keep watching the trailer over and over again.

No. 441642

>>441641
Hyped af too. I love the 28 series.
That poem they're playing isn't just some cliché slow down remix, that rendition is what they played over and over during American military psychological training. Makes it so much creepier.

No. 441663

oh man I loved Mary & Max, gonna have to see this

No. 441692

>>441663
That movie gave me depression.

No. 441693

>>441173
I hate when bad endings ruin a movie. Watched Savageland the other night. It was a 9/10 movie for me until the last 5 mins. I hate bad endings so much.

No. 441702

>>441641
After seeing this trailer I kinda want to do a 28 days + 28 weeks double feature for the movie room, but I don't know if it's better to wait until it's about to release, or now because of the hype. Probably not seasonally appropriate to do it now, either

No. 441703

>>441692
yeah, idk I just found it a good kind of melancholy? It's one of my favourite bittersweet films, and I'm a sucker for any film that explores an odd friendship (it also wins bonus points for being local kek)

No. 441776

oi please answer quick i', downloading movies off of a torrent site because im gonna be away from wifi what are some funny movies that anons reccommend preferably not a bunch of sex scene or scroteyshit

No. 441777

>>441776
what's an example of some other movies that you found funny and enjoyed?

No. 441778

>>441777
pineapple express and bullet train i guess i like action sort of elements too

No. 441786

I was surprised by how much I enjoyed Wicked but it felt like it was dragging in the last third. I just want to watch some of the big dancing scenes over and over because they were so well coordinated

No. 441827

>>441776
>>441778
These are all kind of old but: Smiley Face, Snatch., This is the End, Tropic Thunder, Die Hard 3

No. 441861

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>>441827
>old
>Tropic Thunder
>This is the End

No. 442118

I don't usually set my expectations high, specially because I don't interact with cinephile type of content and most recomendations are simply a "this movie is good, you should watch It someday". After saying this, I feel disappointed about how meh I found There Will Be Blood to be, at least Paul Dano was very cute while being beaten in at least 2 scenes.

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>>441776
>>441778
spy is probably my favorite action-comedy

No. 442205

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I watched The Mist and it had one of the best endings I've ever seen in a movie, I kinda expected it but fuck it still hit me. I'm not a big fan of King but luckily the movie ending was different than the one in the book and King said that he loved the movie ending and hated himself for not coming up with the idea himself

No. 442212

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watched wicked yesterday (part I, wtf), after liking the book and while never seeing or hearing the musical.

it was torture for how long and dumb and cliche it was. the dance scene was legit painful to watch.
i was suprised by how much i liked ariana as glinda, she was really funny, even if her "character development" was fake and shittly written. her ugly boyfriend took me out of the movie. i really liked the costumes and scenery

i fucking hated elphaba. she is a mean insane terrorist bitch in the book, and i love her for it, and i couldn't care less about the meek nerdy outcast in the movie. cynthia has a great voice, but she was done dirty by whoever was responsible for costumes and hair. they really made her as ugly and frumpy as possible, and ok, she is a bitch in rl and had it coming, but she legit stood out for how dull she was. what the fuck was that pointy hat? couldn't they have made something a little more iconic, more edgy? even her fucking wigs were ugly.
the love triangle with a moid in the middle was bullshit, and fuck the fag who wrote the musical for creating it, absolutely fucking disgusting.

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Watched Withnail & I recently. I really enjoyed it, especially the relationship between the two main characters. Their trashiness was weirdly endearing, and their relationship made my fujo heart happy. The comedy all landed for me, and the movie was gorgeous. I want to watch a few more movies before the year ends, but I'm happy with this being one of my final films I watched in 2024.

No. 442220

>>441293
i think i got this for like .99 cents at a dvd rental store and turned it off after the horrible part with the ducks

No. 442226

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>>442220
>google it
>duckling dissection played for laughs or something
okay nevermind

>>442216
did you happen to watch it bc of this gif i posted kek

No. 442256

>>442226
I did! It was on my watchlist for awhile so I took it as a sign to finally watch it. Thank you, nonnie.

No. 442271

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>>442256
aww that's great. it's one of my favorite types of movies, "80s/90s flick about fuck-ups doing random things"

No. 442311

Wasn't impressed with Nosferatu even thought some shot were gorgeous the monster wasn't frightening to me he just looked like stalin slenderman,Lily Rose Depp is bad at acting and Nicholas Hoult is very ugly

No. 442352

>>442220
>>442226
Aw, it's one of my favorite movies, I think it's great. And the duck thing definitely isn't played for laughs, it's sad but I think it's worth powering through, it's really not that graphic it's just a plucked bird, you don't see them get cut or anything. didn't anyone else dissect animals at school?

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Watched Chocolat and was very impressed. Of the Claire Denis films I've seen, I either tend to love them or hate them. I'm always astonished by how subtly the stories play out, but how gripping they are in some of her best works. Beau Travail was similar, you don't even realize how invested you are, how deep the story is until its over.

>>442271
I enjoy that genre as well! Do you have any specific recommendations?

No. 442438

I saw Gummo and I fucking hated it. Now I feel crazy for hating it because everyone acts like it's good. I like some Harmony Korine movies but this makes me want to attack him. It was a long, boring, trawl through the mud, showing me over and over again vignettes of random people in a buttfuck town that I can relate to from proximity. I felt nothing towards these people. I felt like all I was being shown for almost 2 hours are piece of shit men taking advantage of women, and piece of shit women taking advantage of children, and everybody abusing cats, and I'm supposed to go wow, this isn't like the other movies. Well done, Harmony. No, but it's still a man's movie. I'm not in awe of Harmony's gentle and empathetic soul, I think he's a shallow edgelord in this movie who is lazily defended by notions of "movies not needing a story or cohesive plot". His self insert as a drunk and heavily abused gay man is pathetic and it was the point in the movie I wanted to truly turn it off. The cat abuse was gratuitous and it's clear it was metaphorical, but it was done shittily. If we start talking about metaphors or loose plots, wait, DID Harmony try and make a movie with a "cohesive plot" but ruined it with his navalgazing not-romanticizing-but-still-romanticizing Chloe Sevigny titty tape gritty VHS shots? Get me another shot of the kid who raped a girl with down syndrome whipping a cat's corpse to death metal. I'd get more stimulation out of watching something from watchpeopledie.com. Jesus Christ. Yeah, let's watch everyone in a disgusting house huff gas. Let's cut that with a little girl talking about how her dad used to rape her, make the film more gritty. And the entire time, you're wondering, what the fuck am I watching this for? What is Harmony even doing? Who gives a fuck? Okay, you're revealing that the world is like this? Who gives a fuck? We know the world is like this. Did you, you fucking moron? You were so busy hamming it up as a fake abused gay man I think you forgot shame. Dude, why the FUCK did this movie get me so heated? Is anybody else feeling this or am I insane?

No. 442446

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>>442438
you're not alone. i despise harmony korine as much as i hate his pedophile buddy larry clark and more popular faggots like darren aronofsky. supposedly half the people who appeared in gummo didn't even get paid or were paid meager amounts. some rich white californian bitch comes in, does poverty porn, exploits them, manages to get "infamous" because of them and moves on. i hate this fat, ugly, privileged retard and everything he stands for. he thinks he's the edgy version of john waters or something, but he hates women too much and is overtly racist. he will not be remembered in movie history.

No. 442451

>>442438
Don't worry, I hated it too. Some of the scenes were shot in extremely dilapidated roach-infested houses in poor neighborhoods in Nashville where there were bugs crawling on the walls, and Korine got butthurt that the filming crew reasonably requested PPE to film in those conditions. He seems to view himself as an auteur for treating his crew like they were stuck-up snobs, but he instead comes off as poverty-fetishizing. I'd feel differently about Gummo if he grew up in these conditions himself, maybe, but he didn't.

No. 442455

>>442451
i doubt any of his crew were paid as much as harmony himself's allowance from his daddy

No. 442539

>>442446
And don't forget he also supported Polanski. Yuck.

No. 442752

I need to watch Babygirl NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!

No. 442772

>>442311
I'm avoiding it even though I love vampire stuff because I hate LRD so much. I've seen clips of her acting for the film and it is atrocious. How is this woman getting hired?

No. 442875

I watched Eyes Wide Shut for the first time.. I'm still letting it sit. I thought the inciting incident was kind of stupid but also probably accurate to the male ego.. man finds out his wife has fantasized about other men and he can't stop thinking about it like it affects him so much kek. Nicole Kidman was amazing though, loved her character, she put him in his place and she was so beautiful. Definitely a good looking movie I think, with the christmas lights and that warm lighting. This is probably a nitpick but the cult people threatened him not to look into it anymore and he didn't listen and got no consequences, they just warned him more times. And Mandy had to die because he didn't listen to her the many times she told him to leave. Obviously, unlikable character ≠ movie flaw but i imagine there are people who relate to him anyway. I didn't like the ending, I get the idea but I didn't like the last lines and I also thought maybe it could've ended after the cult party with Nicole Kidman telling Tom Cruise about her dream.. sorry if that's heresy. This is kind of a ramble

No. 442951

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Just finished watching Vanilla Sky and it's one of the stupidest shit I have seen recently holy fuck. I came across this movie somehow on some "underrated sci fi", read few imdb reviews praising it ("it will blow your mind and you will cry!") and decided to give it a go - holy shit what a mistake. Dumb, boring, shit acting and female characters are very obviously written by scrote because they are so one dimensional and embarrasing…actually no, every character is one dimensional retard. I'll criticize plot and characters in spoiler tags but whoever is interested in watching this shit, I recommend reading spoilers below so you don't waste two hours like I did

So Tom Cruise is some rich spoiled nepo baby leading a rich nepo baby life, being narcisstic and retarded and ruining his father's inherited publishing business or something. He has one best friend whose entire personality is to tell him he loves him and that he is his best friend. He also has a not-girlfriend, Cameron Diaz, who is in love with him and mentions how he fucked her 4 times in one night all the time but to him she is just a friend with benefits. Cameron is obviously unhappy with that but this makes her crazy!! She appears on his party uninvited, what a crazy bitch man!!! Meanwhile his best friend introduces him to manic pixie dream girl Penelope Cruz. It's supposed to be his best friend's date but she is constantly smiling and babbling something in Spanish while prancing around and making fun of Cameron Diaz being sad and desparate- this makes her THE ONE for our main character. She talks like a child btw. Anyways Tom Cruise and Penelope hit it off and his best friend is like "aw shucks man this isn't fair she is my date but oh well you do you, i love you man remember I am your best friend" Then she brings him to her apartment and he looks at her fridge and she has pictures of herself all over her own fridge, very cool. Then she talks some manic pixie girl shit like "what if in next life we get reborn as cats hehe" and Tom Cruise realizes that this is the love of his life. They spend the night watching tv but no sex and Tom Cruise realizes he is a changed man who will now be responsible and work hard. Except there is Cameron Diaz waiting for him in the car. He gets in car with her and she is jealous of Penelope and angey that he is only using her for sex, starts driving faster and reminds him that they had sex 4 times in one night and (i kid you not l, this is the line) she drink his sperm!! and then drives over a bridge in a murder suicide attempt but only she dies while Tom Cruise survives but his face is mangled. Meanwhile while all this is happening the scene jumps to some prison where Tom Cruise already has a mangled face but is wearing a mask and there is a psychiatrist trying to make him admit he murdered someone. Anyways back to the plot, he is now mangled (his face looks really funny) but doesn't feel bad about Cameron or anything, nobody really does, so he goes to find Penelope in some ballet class and she is like "oh there you are long time no see" while smiling and being cute. Then scenea start junping where he is arguing with plastic surgeons, then psychiatrist again, then there is him, his best friend and penelope going clubbing but Tom feels bad about being ugly so he gets shitface drunk and Penelope is like "hehe this toally isnt you hehe" , she leaves him blackout drunk on streets and leaves with his best friend. Movie gets even more retarded at this point, tons of disconnected scenes, where Tom starts mixing up Penelope and Cameron, kills one of them while having sex with them , his psychiatrist is his dad who cant remember his daughters names or some shit, his best friend reminds him he is his best friend. He finally realizes he paid some company to put him in cryogenic sleep because he died for some reason and he has been lucid dreaming this whole time and calls for tech support because lucid dream has gone wrong. Tech support guy appears and explains that Tom Cruise killed himself after Penelope left him in streets to die and went with his best friend. There is a short funeral scene where Penelope enters, does a pouty sad face when she sees his picture and is like "oh well" and leaves while prancing kek. Anyways tech support guy explains he is not actually dead because they froze him and he is lucid dreaming and is now 200 years in the future. He offers him to continue lucid dreaming or wake up, with his face fixed but Penelope is dead so it's future without her oh no. He decides to wake up anyway and Penelope appears one last time and tells him how they are gonna be reborn as cats again. He then jumps off a building because fear of heights was his last fear. He is not reborn as a cat and movie ends. What a piece of shit

No. 442967

>>442951
>Woman yells "i drank your cum" as a justification for driving him off a cliff
>Other woman prances away from his funeral without a care
If you only pay attention to these two things it's a very good movie

No. 442985

>>442951
had a shit day and your summary made me laugh, kek thanks

No. 443007

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>>442205
I love that movie! The ending is fantastic. It's a King story, but one that neatly removes the more annoying aspects of his writing, and is better for it.

I watched this movie on a whim a couple of days ago.
I have never wanted to go to a director's house and do his kneecaps in like I did after wasting almost two hours of my life on this.
Even without knowing the previous movie is basically porn, you can sense the sleazy grease oozing from the director. There are some interesting choices (the music and photography are reminiscent of an old-timey movie, the spanish flu setting makes it essentially a period piece covid movie) but instead of fully exploring these ideas, they're basically just set dressing for a very, very predictable crazy girl slasher with an unsympathetic protagonist. The only character I found myself rooting on is the mother, and what could have been an emotional scene with her about halfway into the movie is ruined by the fact that it takes place during a cartoonishly loud thunderstorm.

No. 443245

>>442875
You inspired me to watch it again, I always have a great time with this movie. I crack up every time at Tom Cruise’s face being absolutely wrecked by the thought of his wife fantasizing about another man. Then he just spirals into bad decision after bad decision, it’s kind of endearing how he never actually manages to cheat. This might be one of the most misunderstood movies ever (along with american psycho). The plot is pretty clear if you watch it a second time, but film bros act like it’s some impossibly deep masterpiece full of secrets. Maybe it’s just too hard for them to face the mediocrity of the average scrote kek.

No. 443250

>>443007
I will never understand why pearl is seen as a “femcel movie” at the same caliber as something like gone girl. Pearl never seemed genuinely unhinged, it was like a shitty Harley Quinn impression or something. I also hate how the director has to shoehorn his porn addiction into everything, like the scene where a sleazy moid shows her some old timey porn and she says she likes it? She should’ve murdered him right then and there tbh.
Maxxxine had the same porn glorification and it made even less sense. She auditions for what you think is going to be a sleazy 80s slasher because they make her show her tits, but then the film is supposed to be some high brow psychological horror with a feminist female director?? Seems like they were trying to justify the sleaziness because muh sex positivity. Ti west sucks and his films are overrated moid garbage. Not surprising at all that Sam levinson produced the x trilogy.

No. 443329

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Just finished watching The Polar Express. I remember this movie from my childhood and it left an impression on me where I could never forget about it and always wanted to rewatch it at some point. Well, this belated Christmas I finally did.
It was interesting. I can see why people said it spooked them when they were kids. Lots of liminal spaces, faint music echoing in the background, actual jumpscares, homeless ghost man, the train being dangerous and getting into different accidents from start to finish lmao and so on. The main characters are nameless AFAIK, but the main boy is so sweet and trying his best to believe in Santa, and they really decided to spook him and prank him into it kek. The kid who joined last and sat all alone in his own train car was so adorable as well. The girl was the best though and the nicest sweetest little thing. I really enjoyed their shenanigans. The nerdy kid is straight up autistic, unironically talking about trains and history in detail to fellow kids, kek.
The ending actually made me tear up when the main kid finally believed in Santa, got his own special gift, the sleigh ring, and he said goodbye and thanks to all his friends. So sweet and heart warming.
The soundtrack is awesome actually, well balanced between Christmas classics and some original soundtrack that is super catchy. I also loved the animation style tbh. I miss when CGI looked like this in the 2000s. Realistic with a bit of stylization where you can see that it's animation and not real. Nowadays it either looks indistinguishable from reality, which is impressive but boring, or too stylized it looks uncanny and horrifying. Think modern video games for the former, Pixar recent movies for the latter. The 2000s were peak CGI and no one can convince me otherwise.

No. 443337

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I couldn't stop staring at her cheekbones and i think that really did take away from her performance.

No. 443463

>>442752
Have you seen it yet? I personally didn't like it and Harris's haircut was so fucking ugly

No. 443672

Hated Nosferatu, it sucked and was bad, it was just a bunch of memberberries referencing better Dracula/Nosferatu films as an excuse to get every actress's titties out. Everything looked cheap, the cg was obvious, the acting was bad. The film only makes sense if you've seen any other version of Nosferatu first, because the director is too busy gooning to actually tell a coherent story.

The whole thing feels like a vague fan edit of a real, coherent film, or like he's just recreating his favorite moments from better movies, or like he got the idea to make it after watching Coppola's Dracula and The Idol back to back and thought it would be sooo cool to combine them.

>>443337
Her face took me completely out of it every time she was on screen. She looks like she's going to pop. I guess she did try, at least? But it was pretty obvious she was just hired to writhe and moan and crawl around and say she's a good girl.

No. 443808

>>443672
I really like that director but I don’t understand why he chose to make nosferatu a psychosexual/erotic horror movie. I know that the story is just dracula so it’s a metaphor for Victorian attitudes around sex, but nosferatu adaptations were never as focused on the sexual aspect as dracula adaptations were. Count orlok himself is supposed to look ugly and scary unlike dracula who was at least somewhat conventionally attractive in the bela Lugosi film.

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I though Gladiator 2 was alright, it wasn't great but it wasn't bad either. There's so many bad movies being made these days that an alright movie is a breath of fresh air. People just wanted something to complain about and would complain no matter how the movie would turn out. I get that it wasn't historically accurate but what I didn't get in quality I got in quantity and by that I mean more pathetic slut emperors. That's what I came for and that's what I got.

No. 444043

>>443007
I never got the appeal about this movie. I watched it before people hyped it, and I second guessed myself after I saw people going crazy over over it. I thought about rewatching it, but I don't think I'll waste my time again, from the little I remember of it, it's not worth it.

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>>442438
Kek, I describe Gummo as "the worst movie you'll never want to see again". To be fair, I was prepared because nobody told me it was good, but my friends talked about how it's this bleak movie about these weird people in some depressing backwater town, and that you feel gross after watching it. It was more like a rite of passage to watch it out of curiosity to see how uncomfortable it was. Harmony Korine is such an edgelord. Also I remember people having the picture of the the Bunny Boy on their Myspace profiles, it always felt weird and fetishy to me

No. 444282

>>444008
Too real nona. I don’t think I would care much for the first movie if it weren’t for joaquin phoenix being a pathetic crybaby. The action scenes looked great though. I haven’t seen gladiator 2 yet but I know it will be a breath of fresh air with all of the ugly looking movies this year.

No. 444446

>>444282
Besides the emperors I really liked the indoor scenes lighting.

No. 444511

Watched Nosferatu and some of the nudity was definitely not needed, but I thought the acting was fine. I was surprised by Lily Rose Depp she's not the best actress in the world but she played her character good enough. When she let that ugly creature bed her I had to look away.

No. 444777

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Watched trap and it was retarded. I laughed at kid cudi showing up and acting like a fag though

No. 444798

>>444511
Ew what? Is that what’s implied in the older versions? In Werner Herzog’s version the fiend only felt her up. Haven’t seen the absolute OG but I’d imagine it can’t deviate too far from Herzog’s

No. 444801

Rec me any modern (past 2000) serious Japanese film with good acting.

No. 444827

>>444801
Not sure what you're looking for or what you've already seen but maybe Helter Skelter, My Rainy Days, and Battle Royale?

No. 444829

>>444801
Departures could maybe be?

No. 444830

>>444827
>Battle Royale
>serious
I doubt your ability to offer me recs, sorry.

No. 444831

>>444829
Already seen that one.

No. 444838

>>444801
tokyo sonata, blue spring, distance, su-ki-da, mio on the shore, harmful insect, the third murder, kotoko, hanging garden

No. 444845

>>444801
Drive My Car (2021)
Monster (2023)
All About Lily ChouChou (2001)

No. 444852

>>444262
I don't know anything about this movie, but judging from this shot alone, I assume it was made by a pedo

No. 445029

>>444511
The original Nosferatu is my favorite silent movie, so I was interested in this. But added sex scenes with mr ugly vampire? Ew NO thanks.

No. 445030

>>444830
Upgrade your vocabulary then because nobody understands what you're actually looking for kek.

No. 445081


No. 445088

>>444830
You should watch Visitor Q, it’s very serious I promise

No. 445092

>>444801
Not sure what you mean by "serious" exactly as it's a bit vague, but I quite enjoyed "Our Little Sister" (Japanese title is 海街 diary) from 2015. Three sisters that don't have a relationship with their father end up adopting their half-sister who they hadn't really met before and they form a relationship with her throughout the movie. I'd consider it serious, but maybe you wouldn't.

No. 445839

this is rancid

No. 445865

my moids are dragging me to nosferatu, how bad is it?

No. 445872

>>442438
SAME. I hate it when scrotes think "hey, did you guys know that…the world…is bad?" is a profound and shocking message. Most of them finally realise that life won't magically give them everything they want when they're pushing 30, and they assume everyone else is just as mind-blown about it as them. However, they can only express their outrage through pointless rapeshit because they are scrotes and their "creativity" and "intellect" is Klein-bottled.

No. 445891

Should I watch the Harry Potter movies or are there too many of them and the story is incomplete and ongoing? Do I need to read the books to understand everything or is it ok to stick to the movies only?

No. 445948

>>445891
its worth watching if you're a fan of whimsy, the plot is rather simple and most things get explained, plus watching the movies over reading the books means you get to avoid harry whining a lot of the time lel. no need to watch the cash grab prequel movies they've made, they are a drag and don't add anything interesting.

No. 445977

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nonitas can you suggest me atmospheric vibey movies like picrel i need to feel alive again. genre doesn’t matter as long as it’s good

No. 445980

>>445948
NTA, I liked the FIRST prequel instalment because it was a relatively self-contained adventure (and I thought Newt was a fun protagonist) but the rest of them are so boring.

No. 445984

>>445948
Thanks!

No. 446007

>>445839
Decided to hatewatch it. It was a snoozefest. Idek what was the point with the unnecessary incest and the giant inflated baby.

No. 446054

>>445977
Excalibur (1981)
The Fall (2006)
Life of Pi (2012)
The Fountain (2006)
Mirror (1975)
The Neverending Story (1984)
Suspiria (1977)
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

No. 446060

>>446054
ty queen

No. 446078

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>>445865
i liked it, but i expected more from the guy who brought us the witch and the lighthouse, both of which are masterpieces imo.
the movie never reaches the same height it does as the lead-up to the castle. thomas staying at the inn, being taken to the castle, meeting orlok and being fed on then jumping out the window are all absolute peak 10/10 cinema scenes for me. the movie blows its load on those scenes and goes down from there.

No. 446179

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I'm scared of watching Emilia Perez. Has anyone here watched it?

No. 446215

Why are 70s movies so fucking weird man. I like them, but why.

No. 446222

>>446179
don't do this to yourself

No. 446231

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No. 446238

>>446215
Why would you post this awful movie? I've only read the synopsis but I wish I could scrub it from my brain.

No. 446241

>>446238
this was the movie that inspired the fallout series

No. 446242

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Watched Commando recently. The final action scene is a bit of a drag, but it's a very funny movie. Arnold feels like a 8 yrs old boy just running around causing avoc

No. 446244

>>446241
EW what the fuck. Glad I never played those now.

No. 446248

>>446244
they're good games. also idk what's so gross and scandalous about people kidnapping a man to use as a sperm donor. that's what should be done to men irl

No. 446252

>>446248
Is there a reason you're leaving out the parts about women being seen as nothing but a sexual commodity and the boy specifically looking for women so he can rape them..?

No. 446254

>>446252
you mean what most men would do in the apocalypse? lol

No. 446307

>>443672
Is it true there was a child sex scene in the movie? I saw some nona ranting about it

No. 446342

>>446238
some anons are such fags i swear to god

No. 446359

>>446078
Thomas was my favorite part of the movie. I'm a bit bias because I already like Nicolas Hoult as an actor, but both him and LRD felt very likable and enjoyable as Thomas and Ellen. The cinematography was incredible when he was riding to the castle.

No. 446363

>>442205
The Mist broke me. I had a friend make me a burned dvd of it a year after it came out and I watched it in utter silence. I read the book, so I thought I knew what to expect, but the movie ending was so much better. I'm happy with the direction the movie took, as well as the liberties of some characters. One of King's best novel (short story) to movies imo. Even better than IT.

No. 446366

>>443250
The old timey porn scene was so uncomfortable. I was so worried he was going to try to SA her. I wanted to like Pearl, but I didnt. It's the best of the shitty Pearl, X and Maxxxine movies, but a pile of shit that stinks less is still a pile of shit.

No. 446405

>>446307
you guys are ridiculous. there is no "child sex scene". LRD's character contacts orlok by accident when she's younger and she has an orgasm before she sees how horrifying he is. tbh the nicholas hoult character seems to get more sexually assaulted when he gets fed on since orlok literally humps him as he's feeding.
>>446359
i think hoult wants to be a vampire's thrall irl. i think the movie could've cut out like 30 minutes. i didn't care for the other guy and his wife, but i was there for orlok, ellen, thomas, albin and wilhelm. oh and that hilarious servant dude.

No. 446416

>>446405
>LRD's character contacts orlok by accident when she's younger and she has an orgasm before she sees how horrifying he is
nta but that still sounds kind of retarded kek i hate modern movies so much

No. 446420

>>446416
i don't love the explanation that eggers added in, but it kind of makes sense later
it's supposed to be giving ellen her power back because she's the one who ends up defeating orlok while the men around her fail to do so
also, she looks exactly the same the first time she contacts him, i wasn't aware she was even supposed to be younger until dialogue explained it. she doesn't look like a child.

No. 446423

>>445977
lost in translation

No. 446455

>>446078
Never watched the Lighthouse but I did hear very good reviews about it. Could you watch it with a parent or is that a bad idea? I've read that there is some gore but that's about it.

No. 446459

>>446455
absolutely don't watch with a parent unless you're okay with witnessing extremely pent-up sexual frustration and homoeroticism between two nasty lighthouse keeper men lol. i fucking love the movie. it's so bizarre and unsettling, peak eggers.

No. 446466

>>446459
NAYRT but I'm glad I declined watching it with my parents

No. 446482

>>446231
Hated this film, not only is it nothing more the director's mindless narcissist vomit there is actual animal cruelty in it.

No. 446485

>>446078
i totally agree with you nona. even just that slo-mo scene of the horses slowly coming towards thomas in the forest was peak, i don't know how to describe it but i loved the thumpy horse hoof sounds kek and i was sad that the rest of the movie didn't feel the same

No. 446506

>>446215
something tells me I should just read the Ellison story and skip this…

No. 446542

Finally saw Inglourious Basterds after watching spotty potato clips here and there of the French scenes to ameliorate my French. Why tf would Bridget leave her shoes and signature behind. Everybody was already dead so they’d have time to collect evidence of her presence. She’s shown to be quite sharp in wit and observant knowing exactly what gave the Brit away so why would her random flaw be that she left her shoes behind. Why not a calling card instead. No doubt she might’ve even liked them how would she just forget those and not her purse as well as not expect follow-ups on who they belonged to. Leave it up to a man to write such a poorly fleshed out woman character.

No. 446543

>>446215
I thought it was hilarious personally but it’s been ages since I first and last saw it. The anecdote that always comes to mind on how to sum up the 70s was a witness’ testimony in the Wonderland murders. She said she waited to call the police bc she didn’t realize the screams were real and not the consequence of a tantric sex session. It was just a whole different world

>>446060
I’d start w Ridley Scott‘s Blade Runner first. The 80s one. It even has similar color grading to your gif

No. 446730

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Ummmm wuthering heights was one of my fav books when I was an emo teenager and I loved the '92 adaptation mainly because of the music by ryuichi sakamoto and the fact I had a crush on ralph fiennes and I only now found out that this year they're making another adaptation with fucking jacob elordi as heathcliff and margot robbie as cathy, are you fucking kidding me… And the biggest concern of people is that heathcliff is gonna be played by a white actor, not that elordi is a shitty actor and ugly dude… can they finally stop casting meme actors and bring some new faces, some talented nobodies, there have to be some right? Same with fucking lily rose depp in nosferatu who only got any roles and contracts with fashion designers because of her parents. I'm so fucking tired of these boring meme people with no actual charisma or acting skills, when will this shit end

No. 446734

>>446420
Nta but what's powerful about sacrificing herself to save others and letting herself get raped… I hate male writing so much jesus christ

No. 446742

>>446542
Saw that movie back when it came out and it made me realize I've been doing the 'three" sign the european way and not the american way, even though I'm a burger. I would have survived.

No. 446746

>>446405
I swear, there is a massive influx of actual retards coming onto LC or way too young people trying to talk about Nosferatu and not understanding it's based on a movie made over 100 years ago. I like Egger's style a lot. I saw both the original version of the Lighthouse and his, and enjoyed them both. Too many not understand Ellen's struggle and her trying to take back her power is annoying af.

No. 446751

>>446746
ngl this thread in particular has been shit for about a year. i'm glad there's still people like you and some others who frequent it but i see way too much purity policing going on as well as straight-up retarded opinions and failure to understand narratives put forth by movies ITT. it didn't used to be so bad. someone's going to reply to your comment with some shit like >>446734 . like i said i didn't love the narrative that eggers gave and i think the movie could've been edited for time a lot more, but eggers is a huge fan of nosferatu and wanted to do it justice + give it his own take, while also attempting to modernize it for audiences who didn't just want to see a woman die and that was that. i actually thought it was a little corny and tropey for eggers, i prefer the sort of feminism he achieved in the witch, but i did appreciate his attempt.

anyway have a fun BTS video

No. 446758

>>446751
>prefer the sort of feminism he achieved in the witch
What's feminist about worshipping satan's cock (or worshipping any other being)? I know the tie between women and the occult has always been coded as "feminist" and this is one of the most retarded memes out there. I swear it's XXI century and people still call any shit "feminist", including sexual promiscuity or believing in zodiac. I'm so tired

No. 446761

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No. 446764

>>446761
Ok so no arguments to defend hetero, cock worshipping coded "feminism", understood

No. 446766

>>446764
there is no hetero cock-worshipping in the witch

No. 446770

>>443672
>>445865
I thought it was pretty good but I have some gripes. LRD's face whiplashed me out of the fantasy every time she was on screen, why this director keeps hireing bogged lead women for historical fiction is beyond me. She could at least have disolved her filler beforehand goddamn. Bill Skarsgård was a horrible nosferatu, it was so obviously just a young man with a lot of sfx makeup on. He didn't sound old or seem ancient at all, he sounded like what he is, a young man trying to play an old man. The nudity scenes were also egregious, they served no purpose except for telling me the director is a man. I thought the horse scene was leading up to her being sacrificed or luring him but instead it was for no reason other than showing a pretty naked woman on a horse? Could have been a plot moment but no, it was just a cheap moid jerkoff moment

No. 446771

>>446770
>I thought the horse scene was leading up to her being sacrificed or luring him but instead it was for no reason other than showing a pretty naked woman on a horse? Could have been a plot moment but no, it was just a cheap moid jerkoff moment
no this is literally what was done in that time period. the town would have a virgin ride a horse into a cemetery and where the horse stopped was supposed to be where a vampire was buried. you guys are so fucking stupid i have to believe you're underage.

No. 446777

>>446771
So then there was no reason for her to be naked at all except to give us a titshot? It didnt even show the horse avoiding the grave, it just showed her being naked and them killing him. It was pure jerkoff fodder even if that was the reason then. Also why did mrs hardings tit have to fall out when she got bit by rats? Was there a historical reason for that too?

No. 446779

>>446771
I swear handmaidens will defend "historical realism" in movies and tv shows with women who have perfectly shaved legs and arm pits lol

No. 446781

>>446771
I swear, the influx of underaged nonnies is so damn obvious.

No. 446784

>>446781
>you don't like pointless over exposition of naked female bodies in fiction? You're underage!!!1111
Don't forget to call me puritan too

No. 446793

>>446771
Are you really acting like this is supposed to be common knowledge? We weren't all born in the 1800s like you.

No. 446800

>>446777
Was there a historical reason that Orlok’s man-servant was fully naked in half his screen time? Was there a historical reason for Orlok to also be dick-out naked walking around? Idk. The scene of him dry humping Thomas was jerkoff material for me personally.

No. 446855

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is she right?

No. 446859

>>446248
go away weirdo

No. 446861

>>446855
no, there are plenty of people discussing movies as art, and if there aren't any around you, you should find more friends. Plus your typical highbrow movies were never really made for a wide audience, obviously with some exceptions. Most popular movies like Wonka or something just don't really require a deep commentary, it's the equivalent of fast food junk in a movie form kek

No. 446862

>>446859
>she doesn’t think men should have to prove that they aren’t deviants before being allowed into society
embarrassing!

No. 446864

>>446855
Not going on xitter, assuming that the clip is just that scene from the movie, I found that scene funny myself. Her acting just didn't sell it and took away from the immersion.

No. 446870

>>446800
You really think a naked old manservant is the same as actresses being naked for no reason? He was naked bc he has lost his mind, they were naked for fap fodder for men. Are you being obtuse on purpose? Why do you cape for moids perverted intentions so hard?

No. 446886

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>>446870
i'm just gonna start reporting you for bait for literally claiming everyone else is being obtuse when you have been demonstrably proven false that there were naked people for "fap fodder" and you were probably the same weirdo from bluesky or something who said there was a "child sex scene" in the movie. get some hobbies.

No. 446899

kek i knew this movie was going to be shit just from the announcement. reason number 54324566777889975 on why remakes need to stop
>>446855
no one's going to take it seriously if it feels like the movie or actors themselves don't. (plus what the other anon said about the acting makes it hard to immerse along with LRD's modern day surgery)

No. 446963

>>446855
Eggers movies are not art to me, Idgaf

No. 447037

>>446730
Dear lord, every time I listen to music by Ryuichi Sakamoto I am shattered by the utter beauty and despair of it

No. 447041

>>446870
ikr imagine making a whole moid movie your personality and brushing off criticism as muh false equivalency. a whole incel argument kek. these dumb bitches can't be helped

No. 447070

>>446963
Agree not fond of his work at all. Didn’t necessarily hate it but the Lighthouse is Brokeback Mountain in Eraserhead format

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>>445977
>>446054
I would like to add Ladyhawke to this list

No. 447210

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Sorry for the zoomer speak but is Lily Rose Depp allergic to having good hair ? She already had sad flat hair in the IDol. But it was particularly egregious in Nosferatu with the vantablack frizzy hair, it made her face look even more like a giant egg.
>But it's the director's vision it's on purpose !!!
It's ugly, it doesn't look like natural black hair, and if feels so moidy to justify something ugly by saying "it's my vision", why can't you have vision for cute stuffs ?

No. 447211

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>>447210
Samefag but just because it's gothic horror doesn't mean she can't keep her blonde hair or at least give her a nice looking black ? It's outrageously ugly.

No. 447213

>>447210
>why can't you have vision for cute stuffs ?
Kek I'm sorry but my immediate thought was "…in Nosferatu?"

No. 447215

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>>447213
Why not ? The costume were beautiful. Even the hair look cuter as a rich dark brown in the concept art.

No. 447216

>>447213
Yeah, I agree the wig was ass but why TF would she have "cute" hair in this movie. She's poor, haunted by some undead groomer zombie guy and keeps having seizures. Why would she style her hair

No. 447217

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>>447215
Is this not good enough for you?

No. 447218

>>447217
What tf does your pic have to do with her hair ?

No. 447219

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>>447211
god that pillow face is so bad. these filler cheeks looks especially jarring in period costume
>>447210
to be fair that time period had truly unfortunate hairstyles with the flattened hair and centre part

No. 447225

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No. 447227

>>447225
Why can't I hate her hair and pillow face ? Retard

No. 447229

>>447213
nta but the actress in the 1922 version had better hair

No. 447259

>>446777
Yeah, I understand the part about the woman on the horse, but why did they have to show Anna's tits while she was getting attacked by rats? Gross and unnecessary.

No. 447266

>>447210
Yeah that hair was a travesty. It looked completely unnatural, which is a big mistake if your movie is set in the 1800s. It's not even that dark hair doesn't suit her, it's that the dye-job/wig looks obviously fake. How do you have access to the best hairdressers in the showbiz and somehow come out with this? I even actually quite liked the movie, but it's nowhere near a masterpiece and definitely not Eggers' best work. I thought LRD was pretty good in it, too.
>inb4 hurr durr why are you looking for realism in a movie about vampires?

No. 447268

>>447211
Humpty dumpty looking ass

No. 447271

>>447211
Not to be mean but this picture really makes it obvious how bad her plastic surgeries are. They won't cast regular looking women but they'll cast botched nepo babies?

No. 447273

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>>447210
>>447211
When I saw that hair I thought they were referencing Isabelle Adjani in the 1979 nosferatu only her hair is naturaly dark and she wore pretty heavy makeup

No. 447292

>>447266
At some point in the movie you can literally see the lace front so it's a really bad wig. I honestly think if you died her hair black you'd have the problem that it's so thin that her skin would noticeably shine through the black roots.
But why didn't they just buy a good wig?
I feel crazy every time I see a shit wig because I can't be the only one noticing right?

No. 447320

>>447273
I'm pretty sure they were trying to style her to look like Isabelle Adjani on purpose, they made a lot of references to other vampire films, for example the castle being the same one as Herzog's Nosferatu

No. 447351

Love how obvious it is how many of you are clearly retarded and don’t care about feminism, screaming about there being tits in the movie while simultaneously calling LRD an ugly bitch who’s had too many plastic surgeries. What a shitshow this threads become(baiting/infighting/derailing)

No. 447372

>>447210
>hair that dark
>light eyebrows
What a stupid mistake. That was easily fixable.

No. 447373

>>447351
Are you saying a real feminist would be fine with her surgery? I'm confused. Most of the criticism seems to be more about the fact that it looks very out of place for the time period and setting, not calling her an "ugly bitch".

No. 447471

>>446730
>that heathcliff is gonna be played by a white actor

is…. is heathcliff not supposed to be white?

No. 447472

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Any nonnies into musicals? which ones do you like the most?

No. 447483

>>447471
Well he was called a gypsy in the book and according to twitter and tumblr gypsies can never be white (only dark skinned like the darknest of Indian people ofc). In one of the adaptations they even made him black kek

No. 447491

i like RLM half the time but this review was annoying. very disingenuous to portray the only criticisms of the movie being brainlets saying "it wuz boring lul"
what was LRDs character arc again? she solved the problem ~her own way~ instead of doing what her husband and drs would have preferred byyyy sleeping with the vampire who had been saying "you will fuck me" the entire movie?? she went from a chick who didnt want to sleep with this dude to a chick who didnt want to sleep with this dude but did. amazing.

unrelated to their review the dumbest scene in the whole movie had to have been the fight between LDR and nick hoult once they returned to their home. she picks a fight in the pettiest way ("you said you'd write me every day" lmao i could tell she was about to bring up every grievance she ever had with him, that was the one funny part), they blow up back and forth at each other until LRD begins convulsing/seizing and then two seconds later they both decide in the middle of their vampire posession fight they are totally horny and its a good idea to have sex like the seizure is just LRDs cute little quirk. i laughed so hard at this scene because i could not believe they were serious. truly felt like i was watching 2 retards on screen after that, any concern i had felt for their situation completely evaporated.

No. 447494

>>447491
tbh, i didn't like the movie on the whole that much, but most of the criticism itt is genuinely retarded.
if the movie had continued like it did up til hoult escapes the castle it'd probably be at least 9/10 but eggers felt really aimless after those scenes.

No. 447495

>>447472
Les Mis is my favorite, but the movie adaptation kinda sucks

No. 447515

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>>447472
Yes! Got a great fondness for Annie and imo Carol Burnett is the only Miss Hannigan. Chicago's also great

No. 447523

>>447518
It doesn't have to be sexual (as in "this scene is supposed to make you horny") in order to be exploitative, also portraying women doing things that are generally harmful to women as "liberating"

No. 447561

>>447495
I never watched it besides a couple clips but reading all the behind the scenes info made me mad. The director wanted it to be all live singing so all the actors and musicians got stuck performing over and over again for HOURS, some of them were sick or starved themselves during filming so they sounded like shit, etc. IMO even ignoring Russell Crowe a few of the other choices for singing were bad like Sacha Baron Cohen and Kate Fleetwood (sorry)

No. 447604

>>447523
This took me a while to learn to be frank, sometimes I still have trouble grasping it

No. 447618

>>447471
Haven't read the book since school but he's referred to by various terms implying he's brown or not white, and people take that really literally, when in reality calling somebody Moorish or "Indian" at the time just meant that they were not as pale as other white people.

No. 447634

>>446730
The book is as English as it gets and they cast two Australians lmao. I like Margot and I know she has range, but she has a Hollywood face, there's nothing Victorian or broodish about her. I don't even want to talk about Elordi. They should just get some young, unknown, talented theater actors and Heathcliff should be Romani.

No. 447639

>>446855
Yes, because movies should be treated as Sacred Art Form that you can never make fun of. I agree that there's problem with valuable film criticism when everyone just shits up letterbox with unfunny one line 'reviews' and dead memes, but this sounds pretentious and moralfaggy in reference to 13 seconds fan clip on Twitter.

No. 447640

>>447472
I love Hairspray all of the songs are good.

No. 447648

Just watched Nosferatu. The nudity was ok (tolerable, moidish as expected, your average art film really). But damn. Nosferatu has like, 0 cake. Chicken wing looking ass. I need my male vampires to have sexy big butts, 4/10.

No. 447652

>>447273
it pissed me off how much her performance was just ripping off Isabelle Adjani's performance in Possession (she even admitted to it in an interview) as well as copying her look from Nosferatu.

>>447471
his race is ambiguous due to him being abandoned at birth but he's referred to as "dark skinned" and it's speculated by another character that he's a romani gypsy or a 'lascar' which meant someone from the general area of the Indian subcontinent. So brown and south Asian looking.

No. 447656

>>447648
I wish he was more built too. Wanted that cake as well.

No. 447659

>>442216
>and their relationship made my fujo heart happy
What about Him & uncle Monty, lol.
I've read this character is based on the director's expierence with Franco Zeffirelli on the set of "Romeo and Juliet".

No. 447667

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>>447659
nta but awww uncle monty was so cute even if he was a borderline rapist. mr. dursley!

No. 447669

File: 1736636021522.mp4 (19.17 MB, 1280x720, 2jepzp2dPqOwVh8X.mp4)

I'm deeply fascinated by Emilia Perez because it's like, everything I hate in a movie. I kind of want to hate watch it but I'm not strong enough. Here's a song about Vaginoplasty.

No. 447671

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>>447669
I have no idea what Selena Gomez is singing despite knowing spanish myself (the subtitles are in portuguese so that also doesn't help)

No. 447673

>>447667
Very posh.

No. 447676

>>447669
from penis to vaginaaa

No. 447677

>>447669
>>447671
The state of modern cinema. And none of them can even sing. This shit makes me feel better about my own shitty singing.

No. 447685

just saw it, i cried so much. didn't expect it to be so emotional

No. 447690

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settling in with a nice coffee and watching the craft. i love this movie so much.

No. 447705

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I loved it.

No. 447713

>>447669
this feels like a bad fever dream combined with an SNL skit. is this meant to be a comedy?

No. 447770

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Rewatched Hard Candy because it’s one of my favorite movies with Ellen Page psychologically torturing a pedo and forcing him to off himself at the end and it’s where I discovered my favorite song by Blonde Redhead.

No. 447789

>>446855
I’m less annoyed by people making silly edits of “serious” clips from movies than I am with people laughing and being obnoxious during serious moments at the theatre. I’ve noticed it the most with horror movies, it seems like every horror movie I go to see there’s people who laugh at gory and scary scenes like an edgelord 12 year old boy. We get it, you aren’t scared, you don’t have to make it about yourself and how tough you are. Or if they are scared, they don’t allow themselves to be because it’s not real. When I watch a movie I want to be scared! I saw “the thing” in theatres a while ago which has some of the greatest special effects in any movie and yet there were people laughing at it. If you can’t even take movies seriously, why even watch them?

No. 447801

>>447789
tbh they just make me think of this skit. they probably ARE scared or trying to fill awkward silence by laughing

No. 447838

>>447789
Totally agree with you and they don't just do this with scary movies. They'll do it during any type of serious moment across most genres. Best well behaved crowd for a movie I've been to was a romantic drama and the entire theatre was packed with women with like two moids who were thankfully able to keep their holes shut.

No. 447854

>>447789
Sorry, laughing is my reaction to everything, especially everything surprising or shocking.

No. 447875

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Watched Anora with my friend. It was ok. Fun at times but there is not that much to it. There were also too many sex scenes in this movie (I know it's about a sex worker so it's to be expected but there was much more that could have been explored and expanded on). I feel the male characters were more interesting at times than the Anora herself (even though I didn't like them).

No. 447882

>>447491
It's about struggling with her shadow and Animus possession. Von Franz was a Swiss psychiatrist who dabbled in alchemy, obviously meant to be Carl Jung. Von Franz irl was a woman who worked with him. Eggers wife is a psychologist.
The fight between Hoult and LDR, she was possessed by Orlok, it wasn't her. Hoult tried to reestablish dominance by having sex with her, especially since she mentioned him being raped by Orlok (emasculated by the Animus). She did and didn't want to have sex with Orlok, logically speaking she didn't, but deep down in her shadow she did. Only by bringing her own shadow to light, she could vanquish the evil. In modern terms: The story is basically about a woman with BPD who wants to self harm by fucking a literal corpse. She gets initially triggered into it when she's abandoned by her husband. It's only possible to deal with the darkness inside when it's brought to light, but everyone discourages her, drugs her, doesn't believe her etc. Until the only solace, the last resort she has is basically suicide. If Hoult didn't abandon her and got her help for her trauma, none of this would've happened. But nobody wanted to listen.

No. 447895

>>447669
The weirdest thing to me is that not even a song per se, just him naming the procedures, no cadence, no lyricism.
Can't believe I'm still here lost to this crap

No. 448131

I'm tired of female trauma (usually related to her sexuality) being portrayed "artisically" in cinema. I've seen this shit since the 60s and I've seen over 3000 movies and I'm just tired. Men are never portrayed in this way. Never. I don't give a fuck of how "artistic" and "deep" it is. I don't want it to exist.

No. 448158

>>447215
Aw man pastel gothic horror is a missed opportunity in my book. That would’ve been a new interpretation

No. 448164

>>448131
I bow to you. What’s your favorite all time movie so far?

No. 448218

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Nosferatu is the worst Eggers movie

No. 448376

Idk where to post this, but well RLM kinda reviews movies (albeit Z class movies) and I bet here are some anons who are RLM fans.
This was probably the funniest episode they made in years, I felt like I'm back in 2015. I was sceptical of the guest, but he turned out great. I was uncomfortable with their lack of reflection on the anti porn stuff (like to them it's just "bad religious guy hates porn because it makes people good") but whatever, I don't expect actual social awareness from them, I watched it just for the impressions. Honestly the DeNiro impression at 34:00 and even more so the impression of David Attenborough narrating Arnold Schwarzenegger terrorizing small brazilian village made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself in my bed (around 1:20:37)
Anyway I find it sad that we will never go back to this era of people making batshit insane straight to vhs/DVD movies about drinking your own urine or elderly fitness.

And just the idea of renting physical movies??? I remember being a small kid and going to local rental stores with my parents. I remember those places, they seem magical now but also fever dream like, like on one shelf there's my little pony cartoons, on another Princess Mononoke, and yet on another, porn. The farther you go, the worse and more bizarre shit you will see and the more angry your parents will get. I was there, I remember the dawn of VHS, I remember when my local shopping mall wanted to get rid of all their vhs tapes fast, so they were making sales and selling each for literally like 5 bucks, even Disney productions, stuff that I could get maybe like 2-3 times per year, maybe for my birthday and christmas. And there I was buying like 20 vhs tapes for literal pennies. Crazy stuff. I'm european so that's just my perspective, I wonder if in America that shift from vhs to DVD was also so rampant, shops literally cutting like 90% of the prices of video tapes just to get rid of them and images of kids with buckets filled with video tapes lmao

No. 448385

>>448218
is it really worse than the northman? i still haven't seen the northman, because i fucking hate vikings.

No. 448436

>>447669
This song is actually kind of catchy, I thought Wicked would take the trophies at the Golden Globes.

No. 448440

>>443463
Nonna, I’m so late to this, but yeah. When I first watched it, I absolutely hated it. Dear Lord, that man was pathetic. Yet somehow extremely hot (Fucking Harris man). Over time, though, it has really grown on me. But I still have mixed feelings about it. Initially, I found her attraction to that mumbling moid completely unbelievable. It just made her look like a dirty cheater betraying her husband. His pathetic haircut, the disheveled tie, the constant mumbling. I didn’t get it at first. How could a beautiful, successful woman in such control of her life be attracted to that. But now, I do. He was her opposite: younger, relaxed, not strict, but still dominant in bed. She just wanted to let go sexually. The only area she could not control.
Even so, I thought we were getting a reverse Secretary, and I’m sad because the movie felt tainted by her cheating and hurting her whole family for her sexual escapade. I’ve already seen backlash about the cheating, and honestly, I agree. Also, can not blame people for being ageist or pointing out the age gap, especially since they would do the same if the roles were reversed. If it weren’t for the cheating, I think the movie would have had a completely different reception.
I understand it was trying to highlight sexual repression in women, which I believe is an incredibly interesting POV, but so many people (myself included) can’t look past the infidelity, so the conversation ends right there. Another L for women.
That said, the color palette and Nicole’s acting were excellent. And Harris is so hot and (played that pathetic man very well) not even that haircut can ruin him. Mixed feelings galore kek

No. 448447

>>448436
I wish Wicked won instead and I didn't even like it kek. At least Ariana and Cynthia can sing to some degree.

No. 448492

I watched Memoir of a Snail and found it incredibly mid. I hate that everything was kind of fixed by her getting a huge inheritance at the end it kind of cheapened pinkys advice to grace. It kind of felt trauma-porny as well idk I loved Mary and Max tho.

No. 448864

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Post your 'I didn't hate it, but…' top choices.

No. 448867

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>>448864
I didn't hate it, but I found the characters kind of annoying.

No. 448874

>>448867
Danny made me want to alog hard, possibly one of the worst male love interests I've seen

No. 448881

How enjoyable is Wicked if I know nothing about the original musical or the book it's based on? I only watched Wizard of Oz once when I was about 5.

No. 448916

>>448881
same boat, watched it a couple nights ago. it's a pretty movie, but it feels like a whole lot of nothing actually happens in it until the last half an hour. watch it with pals who'll riff with you, or stoned alone to marvel at the set design

No. 449010

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Just finished this and wow… What a beautiful movie. The restaurant scene is my favorite scene of 2024 and the roof scene?!?!? Sobbing. This gave me a new appreciation for Jesse Eisenberg. For anyone who likes dramedy type movies please watch this please.

No. 449090

>>449010
Movie made me cry so hard that I almost threw up kekkkk it’s a good one nonas. I like that it’s about cousins I feel like I don’t see that often. I do think it felt a bit incomplete though but I’m someone who likes story over characters.

No. 449158

I am so sad that David Lynch died. He is the reason why I am a cinephile now.

No. 449165

>>449158
>It's real
can't believe this is the way I find out about it ;_;(emoji)

No. 449175

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it worked

No. 449212

I'm glad Lynch is fucking dead. One creep less (and yes he was a creep towards actresses. He also had a kid with a woman who was like 1000 years younger than him and and every scrote like this should die). He was also a pretentious hack I like only when I was 16 years old. Now we still need Woody Allen and Roman Polanski down. Come on, 2025 just started, let's fuckin gooooooo!

No. 449213

>>449212
You're right but everyone here is gonna jump on you for this kek, maybe put it in unpopular opinions

No. 449217

>>449212
shut the fuck up

No. 449219

>>449217
>midwit can't stop jerking off to midget dancing on a black and white floor and artistic rape scenes

No. 449221

>>449212
I'm with you. Idk if all American directors suck at weirdo surrealism or if Lynch is just particularly bad.

No. 449223

>>449219
No it’s just your opinion and ill will is repulsive. I hope someone pisses on your grave. What creative endeavors have you contributed?

No. 449226

>>449212
agreed. i really, really like two of his movies (blue velvet and wild at heart) but the rest are trash. he loved putting blonde women in harrowing situations for kicks.

No. 449227

>>449223
>ill will is repulsive
nta but it's deserved when someone acts like creep and supports full on child molesters with petitions, that's truly repulsive

No. 449230

>>449226
David Lynch was just making masturbatory faux-artistic slop, Twin Peaks is the only thing he's ever done that has some talent involved and that's only because it was playing on television and he had to dial back his retarded self-masturbation. Liking David Lynch is basically a meme in and of itself.

No. 449233

>>449223
I hope I won't have a grave tbh, I would like to be burried under a young tree and nourish it with my body, that would be kino
Ah yes this is my favourite argument of every fragile midwit when you criticize their favourite work
>and WHAT have you done to have an opinion?! You can't shit on something if you're not a recognized artist yourself!

No. 449234

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Daily reminder lynch was also pro trannies

No. 449236

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I hope that all Lynch haters receive the visit of this man tonight.

No. 449237

giggling at the fauxminists itt who were raging about nosferatu for stupid reasons now crying about david lynch, who did basically nothing but female mental torture porn

No. 449246

>>449236
Ugly men don't appear in my dreams sorry.
>>449237
Exactly.

No. 449262

>>449237
It's an anonymous board retard

No. 449265

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Kek I knew it'd be an unpopular sentiment here, but I cried a little when I heard about Lynch dying. Not in the sense that I idolized him or anything but Twin Peaks was very central to my transition into adulthood and watching it led to some really powerful emotional breakthroughs for me when I was a teen. His death kind of triggered my nostalgia and I spent some time reading my diary entries from that time and reliving the catharsis. I can look at his work more critically now but as a teen his work was very important to me as someone who was suffering from stuff I wasn't able to talk about.

No. 449266

Good, anyone who defended Roman Polanski should die.

No. 449371

>>449237
Why are you white knighting this shitty nosferatu movie so hard ? David Lynch's filmography is miles better

No. 449400

>>444801
Late but check out Nine Souls, Drive (2002), and See You Tomorrow, Everyone.

No. 449413

>>449265
Nona so well put and I know exactly how you feel. Twin Peaks was my comfort show at a low point too and in many respects still is from time to time. It’s okay to have conflicting feelings just how it goes. Somebody’s personal life doesn’t necessarily reflect in their work output unfortunately and vice versa. It would be a lot easier to filter dangers if either did. Polanski is a perfect example actually. I will never watch Rosemary’s Baby again or mention it haphazardly bc I don’t believe in art/artist separation but still can’t deny its influence. Concurrently I can’t deny the place Lynch had during critical moments in my life when I felt the most alone and utterly afraid. It’s different now but then, nothing else quite calmed me the same. Also just listening to Julee Cruise’s album Floating into the Night while getting ready for another panic filled day. So if anything I appreciate him for spotlighting her. All that said nothing will erase the shame of hitching his legacy to a rapist’s

No. 449469

>>449413
I genuinely want to understand what was comforting about Twin Peaks. I saw it for the first time at 20 and I was very creeped out by the amount of depicted relationships between younger women and older men and women in disadvantaged position dating more well off men etc. There was a point I felt like basically every episode had this shit. To me it was just female mysery porn, just like in certain Lynch movies

No. 449470

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Just watched this for the first time, was kinda unsure about it at the beginning but eventually the cuteness won me over, man I love to see an autistic girl winning.

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>>449371
no it isn't lmao. pickme
>>449470
>kyle gallner
will see it

No. 449569

>>449555
Nta. Could we call Eggers a pickme too. Considering he’s a feminist and all. Or is that term just reserved for other women who disagree with you

No. 449574

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>>449569
i'm not even defending nosfergyattu i'm just saying you're being a huge hypocrite. why are you pretending like lynch is a genius for torturing women?

No. 449575

>>449237
>Every anon is the same person saying conflicting things

No. 449584

>>449574
Weren’t you? You strongly replied to a nona who was comparing the two. Do you mean to say he tortured women as their characters? None of his leads ever begrudged him before to my knowledge, including Naomi Watts who is pictured in your still. All this boils down to is subjective preference. Why can’t some of us just prefer Lynch or whoever else. Why can’t some of us like them both. I fail to see how this makes anybody a hypocrite. I can agree that a few of his romantic scenes did not age well. But you could easily argue Eggers “tortures women” as well for his recent unnecessary sex and nude scenes despite none of his leads lodging their complaints against him either. You could just as easily tell he was incredibly inspired by Lynch and a quick Google search could prove that right. Again I’m bringing him up bc that was the comparison you responded to

No. 449593

>>449469
NTA, I'm >>449265, but for me the creepiness/surreal quality was what made it connect with me. I was groomed and abused and convinced to keep quiet about it and "just move on/forget it" by adults in my life. Being a young victim of sexual abuse is inherently surreal because you know you're living a different world than your friends and siblings but you don't get to speak up about it or defend yourself because you're a child. The nightmarish-ness of The Black Lodge felt like a visual representation of the awful secrets I was forced to keep as a kid. There's also a lot of guilt, feeling like the abuse was your fault in some way. I liked that Laura had a double life and did a lot of "bad" things, but the show never demonized her. She was a literal cheating coke whore, but the show never treated her as anything other than a victim, and not because she was weak or pathetic, but because she simply deserved justice. I don't want to ramble too much because TP isn't even a movie lol but hopefully I made some sense. I don't blame you for finding it creepy at all though.

>>449413
I completely agree that I'll never accept him signing the petition, but also that it's okay to feel conflicted. Maybe it's messed up that something so disturbing brings us comfort lol, but solace is solace.

No. 449620

>>449584
>>449575
take your own advice

no actress has ever begrudged eggers too and you can absolutely say eggers has never tantalizing filmed dead women’s bodies or made movies where every female lead is either raped or molested or killed or tortured kek

No. 449626

>>449569
NTA I'm so confused by what you mean. Neither of these men actually gave a shit about women, and David Lynch supported Roman Polanski. Who are you defending? And why?

No. 449633

>>449626
Exactly my point they are both misogynists. I’m defending anyone’s right to enjoy or at least be moved by a film regardless of that fact. I will always prefer a director like Agnes Varda over Lynch any day but I don’t think it’s fair to label a nona as a pickme for choosing one over the other when Eggers prob capes harder for Lynch than anybody itt. Keep in mind these two were pitted against each other for some reason. I also disagreed with that

>>449620
We are separate anons believe it or not

No. 449637

nosfergaytu

No. 449657

>>448218
so this is the guy who makes all those boring movies

No. 449673

>>449626
>Who are you defending? And why?
no one is being defended, they're just pointing out the hypocrisy of people saying eggers sucks while crying about lynch dying. who cares.

No. 449687

I came to say I fucking hated Eggers’ Nosferatu. It was shilled so hard but was so underwhelming and boring. The shots were beautiful and the only part I found myself engaged in was the part with the Romani villagers. But everything they built up to even in that part was ruined by ‘it was all a dreamm’.

Don’t like Lily rose depps acting and I don’t like her dad and I don’t like her for being in the idol and not speaking up for Amber. She was better than her other performances, but I’m sorry, an oscar winning performance doesn’t just entail rolling your eyes back and writhing around with the help of stunt doubles and CGI. The scene when her and her friend at a grave earlier on stuck out to me, Lily was acting like she was in a disney show. Also didn’t like that she ends up dying romantically with the ugly shitty looking vlad the impaler ass stupid fucking moustache vampire that raped her as a child. Whatever Skarsgards performance was, was practically fucking unlistenable and not understandable, no in built subtitles either. Part of what makes the original Nosferatu movie still stand out as an effective horror is primarily the fact that it took advantage of being a silent film. This vampire never stops yapping and I wanted to strangle him and tell him to clear his throat everytime before he gives yet another 10 minute long monologue.
Phew, good to have that off my chest.

No. 449688

>>449687
Samefag but that actor with the older wife suddenly and inexplicably raping his wifes corpse which is never further touched upon and they just light him on fire to wrap up that story. It’s pure shlock.

No. 449689

>>449687
Its so soulless compared to the original.

No. 449690

>>449689
I will say I loved the ‘mad man’ character and a lot of the arcs revolving around him. He was criminally underused and probably the best actor in the entire film. It wasn’t entire garbage, it just pisses me off how many people are excusing boring pacing and hammed in storylines for no reason.
I thought his adaptation of Nosferatu was going to be a lot better, his actual style could have worked so well, and it does when we get to see it, but he went for this weird grandiose storytelling. and it’s disappointing honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he felt the same way.

No. 449692

>>449687
Not sure why you’re acting like this is a brave and unpopular opinion kek the entire thread is sperging about the movie right now. Just like the poor things autism all over again

No. 449693

>>449692
I obviously knew there was already discourse, I intentionally didn’t read other opinions before posting because I wanted my post to be unbiased.

No. 449694

>>449692
Poor Things deserved to be shit on too, both of these movies are awful, misogynistic slop.

No. 449702

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whats your ''everyone likes it, but i hate it'' movie?

No. 449704

>>449702
I feel like because some of the nonas don’t have normie opinions here everyone would agree with my
>everyone likes it but i hate it
and sperg at me.
I wasn’t around for the discourse of longlegs when it released but I thought it was marketed terribly. Super forgettable film. My judgment off of a movies public perception comes from letterboxd reviews tbh and what the majority seems to think.

No. 449705

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>>449702
Oh Christ, where to begin?
>The Matrix
>Poor Things
>Challengers
>Elf
>La La Land
>Inception
>Oppenheimer
>There's Something About Mary
>Toy Story 4
>Seaspiracy
>A Quiet Place
>Her
>Encanto
>Soul
>The Boys (not a movie but I hate it anyway)

No. 449710

>>449705
I never plan on watching Challengers, looks like a total snooze fest. Guadagnino is weird, his whole career rubs me the wrong way.

No. 449711

>>449705
Soul is fucking shit and i dont understand how anyone likes it. Super forgettable and ugly movie. Made me laugh when the smug soul was shown to be headed towards being born in fucking China at the end.

No. 449712

>>449702
>Jennifer's Body
>5 Centimeters Per Second (any movies by this asshole really)
>Saiko Large Family
>Paranoid Park
Movie I like that everyone shits on: The Village is it REALLY that bad or do people just dunk on it cause it's Shyamalan?

No. 449714

>>449702
One that I liked that I don’t think is a popular opinion is Horse Girl. Directed by the shitty moid that widowed Aubrey Plaza. The screenplay was written by Alison Brie though, and she stars in it.

No. 449716

>>449710
The moids are ugly, it's polyshit propaganda, and Guadagnino's style isn't my thing in general. As far as weird gay moid directors go, I prefer Todd Haynes.

No. 449719

>>449702
everything by david lynch. his entire filmography is "babby's first surreal movie experience" he's always been totally for normies to be like "yeah i watched eraserhead and totally understood it"

No. 449722

>>449702
The Shining and everything else by Kubrick, but especially The Shining.

No. 449728

>>449714
i kind of love horse girl, hate the glamorization of delusion as a schizophrenic tho, the ending should have been different in that regard. Allison brie is great in it

No. 449729

>>449702
>Brazil
The set design was good and the whole satire of bureaucracy was an interesting concept until the movie just ???? decided to throw the whole social/political commentary in the trash in favour of focusing entirely on one of the most godawfuly written romantic plots I've seen instead. Frankly gives of the impression that Terry Gillian's corny ass just really really really wanted to make a 1984 rip off because it was basically the year of the book, but then he realized he didn't actually have that much social commentary to make so he had to make shit up and pretend to know what he was doing. Whenever people bring up the studio "trying to censor the movie" to me it just sounds like it might have been him being uptight and not taking criticism.
>Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
I don't know what other people see in it. It felt like watching the male director go "women be crazy amirite?" for 90 minutes.
>Wings of Desire
I think this type of New Wave/whatever euro film is not for me. It bored me to death and people's internal monologues pissed me the fuck out because they sounded pretentious as fuck and not realistic at all. Peter Falk was the only person in the whole movie that sounded kinda normal. Bruno Gantz going around and being excited about colours and coffee was finally cute and fun, but then he meets the woman for the first time and she just goes on an in promptu pretentious monologue that last for 5-10 minutes and I just wanted her to shut up. Sorry for being uncultured on this one.
>It's a Wonderful Life
Not really hatred, just confusion at the absolute praise it gets.
Not American, so it doesn't have any cultural significance to me, but I was not expecting the movie to be structured like that. I was expecting the movie to be about the angel going up to him and convincing him not to kill himself, but then it spends at least 2/3 of the run time on the guy's entire life story before actually getting to that? And the guy's backstory doesn't feel compatible with the angel's method at all. The guy spent all of his life having to let go of his dreams/wishes/plans because others kept putting him in situations where he felt/was obliged to stick around to help them, clearly he feels chained down by others. "Oh but look how helpful you were to others" would realistically make him want to kill himself harder.

Bonus:
>Irony of fate; or have a good bath
DNF'd
Russians always recommend this when you ask about Russian comedies, but I watched 20 minutes of it, started getting some narrative red flags for tropes I don't like (basically infidelity) and was put off by the slow pacing, so I looked up a synopsis and some LB reviews instead and decided I probably didn't wanna spend 3 hours on it.

No. 449732

>>449719
I don’t entirely agree with you, but normie scrotes always use david lynch as some way to impress or prove to women that they’re so totally deep

>>449728
Ayrt, yeah the whole schizo implication felt misguided, would have been better left more innocuous. Her behaviour made me feel validated in a sense while watching it, and drew a lot of parallels to her with myself, which is why the schizo thing is just kinda silly and cheap. Alison bries performance was great and seeing a good person perform something that clearly means something to them is always nice.

No. 449754

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Saw Nosferatu last night. Everything that happened outside of Transylvania was boring as fuck and Lily Depps seizure acting genuinely made me feel like I was watching Scary Movie. Eggers needs to stick to making movies about mud people that live in straw huts, he had no idea what to do with an urbanised semi-modern setting.

No. 449756

>>449754
Everything up until the monologue begins in the castle had my attention. It was so fantastical and didn’t feel grounded afterwards. At times I was expecting a musical number almost, if that makes sense.

I have no idea why with one of his arguably biggest and most important projects, he decided to change his style. you’re an auteur, if what you had was working, why deviate so drastically.
I think Nosferatu calls for a darker grimier setting that I went in expecting because its eggers for christs sake, almost got, and was left edged.
Finally revealing his nasty body at the end looks cool but it was the only time I felt even a little bit scared of orlok himself aside from when the kids die. ‘Hey! Look, he’s all slimey and rotten too!’ Sorry for sperging a bit, it makes me a bit sad thinking this is going to be the Nosferatu people reference moreso instead of the original for a few years. It should have been better.

No. 449758

>>449702
Wait is the movie you hate but everyone else loves Totoro? Because same. I feel like maybe a lot of people just claim to love Totoro because he's become one of their most recognizable characters but the movie is super boring. Two hours long and all that happens is they move into a new house and Mei goes missing.

No. 449762

>>449705
Requiem for a dream
Shawshank redemption
Green mile
basically every Christopher Nolan movie
Poor things
David Lynch shit

No. 449771

>>449702
Howl's Moving Castle

No. 449775

>>449771
My initial reaction to this was shock, but then I thought of how annoying Howl is.

No. 449777

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>>449702
Amelie. It's cringey because it's not naturally quirky. It tries too hard to be quirky and i hate it.

No. 449780

>>449702
VVitch

No. 449785

>>449702
>Hereditary
Absolute snorefest thats just praised by people who don't watch horror movies and think every single one of them is identical to the fifth installment of something like Friday the 13th.. I'm sick of everything post-Babadook.
>The Breakfast Club
Moid garbage. Always hated how verbally abusive the poor guy was to the popular girl and how he basically wears her down into having sex with him.
>Perfect Blue/Paprika
The plot twist is genuinely one of the most retarded I've ever seen in a movie in Perfect Blue. If it was live action, everyone would consider it on the same level as High Tension. Paprika is ruined by the rape scene. Awful.
>Spider-man: Across the Spider-verse
Not even an actual movie, this shit was the exact same as Venom: The Last Dance. No depth, just a bloated run time to squeeze as many memes as they can into the hands of obnoxious twittards, and it doesn't even have an ending.
>Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
Sexist, worthless male love interest without an ounce of charisma, absolute terrible recasting of Furiosa especially compared to the performance that Charlize Theron gave. Ruined everything about Furiosa as a character, all about her backstory but then seemed completely uninterested in it.
>Everything Everywhere All At Once
I was called racist for not liking this movie because I'm not Asian-American, but this movie is completely worthless. Its the MCU-fication of a family drama that tried so hard to be quirky and funny. There are tons of Asian-American films I like (that isn't Crazy Rich Asians), so I felt like it was overpraised for being the first of something they weren't the first at.
>Evil Dead Rise
Completely soulless, colorless, and lacking any charm of the original two movies (not the third, fuck that movie). Overtly cruel. I'm sick of final girls and the weirdly prolife messaging of the later part of the film was weird was fuck, I'm glad the next Evil Dead movie is having another final boy.
>Parasite
I wish that Microhabitat by Jeon Go-woon blew up instead of this garbage. I'm glad its made general audiences more open to foreign films though.

I have loads more but I've sperged enough. Worthless movies like Barbie, Knives Out, Nope, Godzilla Minus One, The Lighthouse, ect.

No. 449788

>>449785
Why is The Lighthouse worthless? I also don't like it but I would like to know your opinion

No. 449792

>>449775
idk if I should watch it a 2nd time but it just didn't click with me. I didn't like Castle in the Sky that much either

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>>449792
Okay. I took that one personally. How dare you? That movie is a masterpiece. you’re entitled to your own opinion obviously lol
I’m curious though, did you watch the dub or sub?
I’ve found rewatching a lot of them as an adult in both dubs and subs, the implications and storytelling are much more nuanced when expressed in the japanese language. If you directly compare the dub to the sub, the english versions will completely drop entire storylines that seem too ‘mature’, swapping them out with disney tier dialogue.
A lot of the themes in all of the ghibli films are very adult and very philosophical, not to mention the gorgeous atmosphere and fact artists painted every single frame.
Food for thought I hope!

No. 449797

>>449785
based. now i'm curious, what movies (if any) would you consider as classics or masterpiece?

No. 449801

>>449796
>the english versions will completely drop entire storylines that seem too ‘mature’, swapping them out with disney tier dialogue.
Disney has dubbed a lot of the movies, so that would explain it.

No. 449807

>>449702
All of Miyazaki's films

No. 449809

>>449796
I watched this one dubbed, so that could be why. It's been a while and I took japanese in college so I think I'll try watching these two again

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>>449809
Castle in the Sky in particular has a really shitty annoying dub because it was sorta like ghiblis ‘first’ movie. Fun fact though, it was one of Anna Paquins first roles as a kid, ghibli was practically unknown at the time so this didn’t do much for her career until american audiences began being more interested in the japanese market.

It’s one of my favourite movies if you couldn’t tell lol, a lot of that comes with nostalgia though too. I hope you do give it another try. If anything it’s just nice having the chill orchestral music and ambient sounds in the background, the soundtracks are all chefs kiss.

No. 449816

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>>449702
>Ex Machina
The epitome of 2deep4u moidslop. So much eyeroll worthy dialogue. The only good part was when the AI woman abandoned the scrote protagonist to a slow death
>Les Miserables
The movie doesn't hold a candle to the stage show in terms of performances, and there are parts where you can tell the actors are fed up from the constant reshoots kek
>Crimson Peak
I just found it boring and the gothic elements/monsters were underwhelming
>Insidious
Quite possibly THE least scary horror movie ever made. Why is Darth Maul terrorising this random boring ass family
>The Breakfast Club
"Wow, this movie is so subversive!" How??? The scrote characters are unbearable in this one too
>Grease
I think Danny is legitimately one of the worst love interests I've ever seen in a movie, and the other the characters aren't very endearing either
>Dirty Dancing
I don't hate this movie, as such, but I've seen it 3 times and I still couldn't tell you what happens in it kek. The story about how much the two leads hated each other irl is more interesting
>Stardust
Idk I just never liked this one, it gave me weird vibes as a kid

No. 449822

>>449785
Did you like Perfect Blue outside of the twist? Do you think you might like it had they gone in a different direction? It's one of my absolute favorites. I don't remember a rape scene in Paprika, and although I love it the lady getting with the hideous obese scrote is what soured the movie a little for me.

No. 449824

>>449822
>spoiler
That's the only thing i remember from Paprika. I was a kid when i watched it and it was big ew wtf moment for me.

No. 449825

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>>449816
I always loved Ex Machina for that ending actually, I was really glad she killed both of those rapey assholes and took advantage of them the entire time

>I think Danny is legitimately one of the worst love interests I've ever seen in a movie, and the other the characters aren't very endearing either

Everytime I’m even reminded of the cringiness in grease I think of how spot on crybaby actually got it lol, especially with how none of those ‘teenagers’ are teenagers kek. Only issue is that Depp was way better looking than John Travolta in his prime.

No. 449828

>>449816
>The Breakfast Club
My boomer dad gifted this to me when I was a teenager, probably expecting his weird introvert daughter to have some revelation about myself but it's such a bad movie for girls, the female protagonist is constantly sexually harassed by the guy who hooks up with her and the other girl's entire story is "stop being weird and conform to feminine standards"

No. 449832

>>449828
Nta but even the cinematography and colour grading is just so soggy biscuit to me, it’s not even entertaining to look at.

No. 449834

>>449828
I liked The Breakfast club as a kid, but as an adult I realized how gross it was. The red head played by Molly ringwald was constantly harassed by the bully. We are supposed to bad for him cuz he was abused at him but he cant even act like a human being around a woman he obviously wants to fuck. Ally's character as the 'basketcase' was forced to conform as a woman to attract the jock character instead of remaining true to her self. It only affects the women. The men dont have to change. fuck that movie

No. 449837

>>449722
Agreed! Apparently the drunken abusive dad is the character that Stephen King "relates to the most" too, and considering all the other weird shit he's written, I'm not buying that it's just the alcoholism he's talking about kek

No. 449842

>>449771
Speaking of Ghibli dubs, Christian Bale was horrifically miscast in that. They should have picked someone more effeminate and whimsical.

No. 449867

I really liked Nosferatu. The atmosphere and world building, the costume design, the photography, the music, the fucking sound of bloodsucking. I was repulsed and disturbed most of the movie. The nudity and the sexual themes didn't feel like pornography, they pretty much built powerful images of horror alluding to the original lore of vampires related to sexual assault.
I appreciate too that Eggers wanted to make his own Nosferatu, not copying Coppola, Herzog or Murnau.

No. 449873

>>449692
Nosferatu was way better than Poor Things kek

No. 449905

>>449702
I really don't enjoy Ghibli films. I feel like some kind of soulless dickhead kek but they just bore me. It's like I understand the charm on paper but then actually watching the movies is like pulling teeth. The only one I'd consider rewatching is Mononoke.

No. 449960

>>447210
>made her face look even more like a giant egg

>egghead

>eggers
It’s all starting to come together

No. 449965

>>449702
I hated Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. I felt like it was a literal taunt to feminists following Weinstein’s conviction. Not only that I just found the editing lazy which affected the flow of the film, there weren’t any plot lines to set up a clever punchline like there was in Inglourious which I also feel is over praised but is at least entertaining to watch. I actually don’t understand Tarantino in general. He’s hacky. I liked Pulp Fiction and it was a downward spiral from there

No. 449969

>>449965
tarantino is one of those directors who moids love because they can watch women be sexualized and tormented on screen and call it high art.

No. 449973

>>449965
I tried to watch it in the plane when very sleep deprived and barely recovering from being very sick for months and as soon as the movie started focusing of Margot Robbie's feet in the least subtle way possible I turned that shit off and slept. I can't even recall what the story was about. Or more like, I don't remember a story being told at all in that movie, it felt like a succession of unrelated scenes with Brad Pitt and Leonardo Dicaprio pretending they're bad bitches and cameras zooming on the actresses' feet.

No. 449980

>>449969
Maybe that’s why I liked his mid career work more, featured less women dying from the hands of men and more men getting pulverized. Like in Kill Bill which I almost forgot. But always his signature violent imagery. I’d bet my life savings he owns snuff films

>>449973
I don’t get how the mainstream just sees his foot fetish as some quirky trait now?? There were SO MANY nasty feet shots. Not even like oops dropped something here’s a quick flash on some feet. Or like Uma’s move your big toe. Just straight up feet in your face. I genuinely can’t believe it scored better than Jawbreaker when it first came out

No. 449981


No. 449987

>>449873
That's not hard to do kek. Nicholas Hoult is at least hot, unlike any of the fug moids in Porn Things.

No. 449992

>>449788
The Lighthouse has no substance. It is pointless, the visuals are not impressive, its in black and white just because that hack Eggers thought he would be able to pass this off as "avant garde" if he did that. It felt like a genuine waste of time, and I actually tend to enjoy artsy films. I don't believe there was a single thought put into any aspect of this one, though.

>>449822
I can't say I cared for any other aspects of Perfect Blue. The art and animation was nice, but thats all I feel like it had going for it. I wasn't emotionally invested, and I felt like things like the attempted rape scene or the parts with the creepy guy were just trying too hard.

>>449797
I don't care for a lot of classic cinema, aside from a few like Lawrence of Arabia, but a few films I really love and can't recommend enough are (only 10, not in any particular order, because this was getting too long:
>Daisies (1966)
>Strange Days (1995)
>Le Bonheur (or anything by Agnés Varda)
>Top of the Heap
>In My Skin
>Mary Jane's Not a Virgin Anymore
>Chameleon Street
>The Fabulous Baron Munchausen
>Wake in Fright
>Beau Travail

No. 450003

>>449992
>like Lawrence of Arabia
My woman, my sister

No. 450006

>>449992
>I can't say I cared for any other aspects of Perfect Blue. The art and animation was nice, but thats all I feel like it had going for it.
not my woman, not my sister

No. 450010

>>449992
>Beau Travail
I keep seeing this recommended not even just in here but is it a minimalist film? Every still shot I’ve seen suggests it is

No. 450039

>>450006
was the gratuitous rape scene necessary?

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>>449981
>>449980
>I don’t get how the mainstream just sees his foot fetish as some quirky trait now??
Vidrel always makes me feel a bit queasy. Hijabi pickmes are so cringe

No. 450046

>>448440
>muh roles reversed
Go back.

No. 450051

>>450039
Nta There was no "real" rape scene. That was a movie set and the male actor even asked if she was okay because he felt sorry that the director was making them shoot a rape scene over and over. Spoilers but her manager (a failed ex-idol) was present and had to walk out because she was so disgusted, but later on you learn she wasn't disgusted for Mima, she was disgusted that the "idol-mima she was projecting onto" was being put through this. That led to the manager attempting to kill Mima because she wasn't the innocent idol she could project onto anymore. So yes the scene was necessary as it contributed to the mental breakdown of the manager but it was established within the scene that it was disgusting and the director was a sleaze. It is implied that the manager was raped however because she actually kills all the people involved within the scene, the director-screenwriter, the actors, and the male manager who suggested Mima do the scene to begin with.

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>>450051
so here's the thing, all of that is fine and good, but the framing of scene is extremely moidy. i've seen movies successfully show a rape without being exploitative because it's shown from the protag's eyes. we didn't get nearly enough shots of the disgusting men and how scary they looked to mima. the focus lingered on her body and pain and fear too much. i really loved this movie up to that point. it was a big letdown for me.

No. 450063

>>450057
nta but as much as i like a lot of anime movies, they're all plagued by this. even the more innocent ones

No. 450064

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>>449702
The Princess Bride
I found it extremely boring and unfunny as well as forgettable.

No. 450068

>>450057
I remember stupidly watching this movie in middle school during the golden age of of anime piracy because I loved Tokyo Godfathers and heard it was from the same director. Hoo boy, was that a mistake.

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>>449702
I found everyone in this movie so unbearable and annoying.I was surprised how I was able to finish it plus I found the art style repulsive.

No. 450072

>>450064
Same. I can see why it's a classic though. I just try to remind myself that the 80s are very different from now. Half a century is a long ass time and humor has changed.

No. 450073

>>450057
>because it's shown from the protag's eyes
Nta but given what the other anon said, isn't the point that that's not necessarily the caee?
Not to say you shouldn't do you, just wondering from a discussion sorta sense.

No. 450075

>>445977
>>446054
>>447208
And Legend (1985)

No. 450080

>>449702
>The 5th Element
Lame and boring. Cool setting and the alien singer was the only good part about it imo.
>Joker (2019)
I hate this faggy interpretation of the Joker. The Batman: The Enemy Within game did a sympathetic Joker much better imo.
>Girl, Interrupted
The book is superior in every way. The movie feels like fetish shit. But the setting and outfits were cool. Although I find Winona's acting so hard to believe. Angelina Jolie's performance was nice.
>Rosemarry's Baby
Goofy ass movie and too long for its own good with the most boring mundane scenes and a lame plot twist. The apartment complex they fillmed in is cool though.
>Scream
Unfunny.
>Coco
Idk it was kinda boring but maybe I'm heartless. I think The Book of Life did the latino thing better and was more enjoyable with stunning visuals.
>Kite
Literal hentai torture porn shit.
>The Shinning
Lame and boring. Not scary or thrilling or unsettling in the slightest.
>every MCU movie
I'm not a capeshitfag or comicsfag but I really loved the cartoons growing up and I feel like the movies shit on everything that ever made these cartoons enjoyable to me. Same goes for the DCCU (?)
>Alice in Wonderland
The one where she grows up and returns there again. Literally nonsensical and feels out of context.
>Love, Simon
Watched it back in my handmaiden days and trying to be pro-lghdtv+, that shit was lame and was one of the things that started peaking me.
>Spectre
The James Bond movie. Trash plot and I hate the old James getting with that young woman at the end.
>Your Name
I think it's a weird story and not romantic at all.

No. 450081

>>450073
i don't know what you mean. it's an imagined rape scene coming from a simulated pornographic scene

No. 450082

>>450081
if you think of it from manager's point of view, lingering on her body and pain (or at least how she sees it) would make sense given the twist. Its been a while since I saw it, so I can't remember if they made it feel vague.

No. 450083

>>450082
but the view does go to the scary men a few times so it seems to imply that we're supposed to be seeing it from mima's pov.

No. 450086

>>450080
>every MCU movie
also not a capeshit but gunns' guardians trilogy was the last bastion of the mcu. even the highly regarded ones (iron man, infinity war etc) beforehand were mid to me at best, fun and a spectacle but soulless.
i'm glad gunn packed up shop with them, drained them of all of their money for a crazy final guardians, and moved to dc. it's based. he's also a perv tho but that's expected

No. 450088

>>450086
To me, the MCU movies look like shit and I can spot the CGI, special effects, predict the plotlines quite easily and I find the humor and one liners insufferable. The cartoons are infinitely better and even more mature imo. The movies are too goofy and childish it ruins the stories and characters. The writing is also very archetypal and tropey it reduces the characters to specific traits and leaves no room for any proper character depth. And in my unpopular opinion, movies are too short to tell overarching stories, which is why they need 6421568 movies to tell the story and it just gets boring and exhausting to keep up with. Live action and fantastical unrealistic things just don't work together, animation is far superior as a medium for that, and series are better for telling long stories and developing characters.

No. 450089

>>450083
I think its still a reasonable idea that it's how the manager is seeing it rather than actually Mima, or it could be a combination of the two. Later parts get even more vague about who is doing/thinking what and where, so it doesn't seem that much of a reach.

No. 450090

>>450080
Any James Bond movie

No. 450092

>>450088
ayrt and agreed. it's funny how so many fanboys fight tooth and nail that the cg is 'pushing the boundaries of cinema' when there are like 1000 clips of really shitty half-assed cg work because disney rushes their workers to meet deadlines. they've definitely accomplished some cool things in the way of advancing cg, but it gets lazier and lazier every single movie because they blew their load. no one gives a fuck about whatever gen they're pushing right now and it all sucks.
you can tell the difference in the movies when one of the directors actually tries to put a personal or meaningful message in aside from just hero stereotypes, but it's always only there for like a couple minutes and usually retconned from the lore

No. 450097

>>449837
I could be wrong but I think Stephen King was unhappy with Kubrick's portrayal of Jack because he made him less sympathetic and more of a monster which makes Kubrick a little bit based in my book

>>450064
I knew I couldn't be the only one who hated The Princess Bride! It felt so dumb to me, especially Princess Buttercup who just whined instead trying to do anything to help herself. I don't remember it that well though, maybe I'm being unfair. I saw it as an adult, I feel like you have to see it as a kid to have the nostalgia

>>450080
>Rosemary's baby

People always asks me if I've seen this and I want to say no, it's a movie about an awful man agreeing to have his wife drugged and raped then proceeds to have a horrible pregnancy (which is utter nightmare fuel) also it's directed by a pedophile, no I don't want to see it

No. 450100

>>450092
I think CGI ruined cinema and shows all together tbh, I wish they'd go back to proper 2D already. CGi peaked in the 2000s when it was stylized but realistic. Now it's too stylized it's uncanny. Or too realistic (like video games) it's boring and leaves no room for imagination.
>>450097
Even if you saw it, there's literally nothing to see. It's 3+ hours, and around 2.9 hours of it is just them going on about their daily lives, grocery shopping, chatting, working, decorating their home etc. the plot twist is the husband is satan himself and he made his wife conceive of his child to have an heir, and the people who support him are like a cult that worships him or something.

No. 450101

>>450100
Completely agree. There is 100% a right and a wrong way to do cg in my opinion, practical fx are necessary.

No. 450102

>>450088
The one and only time I ever saw an Avengers movie I was cringing at every shitty attempt at humor end everything else was boring and predictable as fuck. I don't know how my friends (who convinced me to go see this with them) could get so obsessed with that soulless crap.
>The cartoons are infinitely better and even more mature imo.
I can't believe that the TV cartoons for children are better than the feature films.

No. 450108

>>450102
They unironically are. The X-men cartoons are dark and depressing af to me. Avengers: Earth Mightest Heros had much better relationships between the characters. Iron Man: Armored Adventures has the best iron man/Tony Stark and Madnarin/Gene Khan interpretations imo and it's one of the best shows Marvel ever made. I will never move on from it. It has some genuine dark depressing shit that puts the movie iron man to shame.

No. 450113

>>450100
imo cgi is just a tool and not an inherent problem, what is though is that many directors are completely unsuited to or uninterested in using it– aside from the shitty treatment of vfx studios (and too many being used per film, with poor communication between them), one of the MCU's major problems is that the films are often helmed by directors who don't really know much about cgi or managing it, so they fail to give good guidance or are prone to saying a shot is good enough despite obvious lighting/compositing errors etc because they just want to focus on the parts of directing they do care for and have experience in. Same thing goes for practical effects, some directors are great with them and very hands-on, while others just leave it to the peons to sort out kek.

Biggest problem is still likely the rushed studios and poor communication though (part of why stuff from the 2000s seems so much better, realistic or stylised, is because a much smaller group of studios and creators would work on a single film for far longer– cgi has so many moving parts you can't expect to pump something good and natural looking out every year or two with no shared assets between them), not to mention cgi being expected and no longer needing to 'prove' or 'justify' itself to the audience and critics like it used to.

>>450108
agree with you completely anon, I adored the x-men shows so much and hate how the film never include their best parts

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I just watched Shadow of the Vampire and it was great, I'm not even into vampire stuff. My thanks to that nonna that recommended it to me just cus I was having the hots for John Malkovich lmao

No. 450179

>>449837
ayrt, I thought the book was okay as far as generic horror goes. The prose is passable, Wendy has a personality beyond just being a "hysterical woman" like in the film, there is a genuine feeling of suspension and mystery, and there is a very neatly laid twist at the end (which the film removed completely). It also deals with some non-superficial themes, like what makes us stay with abusive loved ones despite several warning signs etc. It's not super deep as a novel, but in it's own genre it's pretty okay. Kubrick has the tendency to convert otherwise good novels into generic moidslop 3edgy5u movies, so I'm not surprised he ruined one of the few actually quite decent Stephen King novels too.

No. 450215

>>450097
tbh that's the point, rosemary's baby is a horror movie. i like it a lot. between rosemary's baby and his other movie repulsion, crazy how a pedo made movies that tap into women's fear of men from a sympathetic pov. also rosemary's husband isn't satan, he accepted letting satan impregnate rosemary in exchange for his career going well. when rosemary finds out he says "they promised me you wouldn't be hurt and you weren't, not really" it's harrowing

No. 450661

>>450003
>>449992
>Lawrence of Arabia
LoA nonas rise up

No. 450662

>>449762
incredibly based. would put all filmbros in a coma kek

No. 450667

>>450661
nta but i wish so many scrotes and especially the edgy ones didn't use it for pfps so much, probably never having seen it. same for a lot of movies where all moids can draw from it is some kind of 'literally me'

No. 450668

>>450039
That wasn’t the criticism I referenced though was it? If you think all the film has going for it is the visuals, you criminally misunderstood the narrative and characters

No. 450709

>>450100
not even a big fan of rosemary's baby but what are you talking about? it's 2 hours and the twist is that the husband agreed to have his wife birth satan's child, not that he himself is satan. most of the film is rosemary getting more paranoid and gaunt as it goes on, with more people dying too. anyway the book is a lot better than the film despite the film just being a 1:1 adaptation of it, there are certain insights from rosemary which make the story a lot more frightening

No. 450717

>>450709
it's really obvious that a lot of anons itt have only read descriptions of movies or read other peoples reviews, and not taken the time to watch the films for themselves

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>>449785
I watched Microhabitat because of you and really enjoyed it, thanks for the rec!

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This was so fucking cute.

No. 450848

Favorite old hollywood movies with handsome love interests? (Key word handsome)

No. 450898

>>450848
Camille (1936)

No. 450913

>>450848
Bringing Up Baby

No. 451021

>>450814
I also enjoyed Microhabitat much more than Parasite. Seems like a better social critique too.

No. 451028

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Favourite SK movies? I really loved burning but I also just really like Steven Yeun

No. 451033

>>451028
Oh Burning is very interesting and even though it's weird it's a movie you keep thinking about afterwards. I would love to watch more Korean movies too. There's one that broke my heart years ago, it's called "A brand new life". South Koreans really know how to make emotional movies, even the animated ones. I'm not a drama watcher but their cinema, or at least what I've seen so far, is pretty good.

No. 451036

>>451028
Oh I read the short story this is based on awhile ago. It’s very good, I’ll be sure to watch the movie later. Thanks for sharing this nona

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>>451028
Whispering corridors (1998) is great

No. 451050

>>451028
I love The Quiet Family (1998). It's a dark comedy which I love and I think it looks very nice aesthetically.

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>>451033
>you keep thinking about afterwards
precisely why i love it as much as i do. all of the performances were incredible and i loved how ambiguous things were left for the audience. it's not just like that for the sake of being confusing.
i love that we only know the female lead through nothings.
an imaginary cat, an imaginary orange, a made up family.
neither of the men know anything about her but are so ego-driven that they're fighting over her. the scene in picrel is breathtaking too

No. 451236

>>451028
Kim Ji Young was a very well appreciated movie amongst Korean women. I personally enjoyed The Wailing and Assassination, even though it is a bit trope-y. Memories of Murder is also a great watch but I do have somewhat of a personal moral dilemma with it.

No. 451242

>>451236
thank you for the suggestion with Kim Ji Young nonna! it has the squid game guy i find hot in it too.
agreed with memories of murder, i'm curious what your personal moral dillema is kek, but you don't need to answer that

No. 451246

>>451242
For the sake of overexplaining, the case in the movie was a real cold case in SK, arguably the most infamous one in their history (and the killer was found somewhat recently) and they were so brutal to the victims. I guess it's a little like being turned off from "cold case/true crime content creators" sensationalizing or milking real tragedies for money, not to say that's the same as this movie. I think the movie is a great film but I can't help but think about the victims at the end of the day and how crude the crimes were and then how they were depicted on a big screen. iirc the movie didn't hamfist showcasing the aftermath of the victims but it still made me feel conflicted, just thinking about how cold and scared all the women would have been. I don't have a conclusion or anything but it does leave me contemplating…

No. 451250

>>451246
thanks for explaining! i knew it was based off of a real case but never knew that much, that's awful. i'm probably going to go do a deepdive.
yeah i still enjoy the movie thoroughly but with how inconclusive the ending is (and dramatic) and knowing that, sits weird with me now sadge, i have the same personal moral dilemma as you, now too.

No. 451251

>>451249
kek sorry to impose this on you too now! Also if you thought that guy from squid games was hot he's also in a mediocre adultery film titled "A man and a woman" that's kinda raunchy kek. Not a lot of people talk about it and I'm always surprised considering how many people think he's sexy

No. 451259

>>450667
men are such LARPers i hate them all

No. 451260

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>>450814
I'm glad you enjoyed it, nonnie! I love that movie and I feel like its extremely underrated. Mi-so is one of my favorite female protagonists.

No. 451261

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I rewatched Whiplash for the 5th time tonight, and it's as great as ever. This movie means the world to me because I am literally Neiman. I know this distorts the narrative for me and I understand that. I should rewatch it when I'm fixed or something. The characters are amazing and I think Tellers' character portrays how the need to shine perfectly; the readiness to sacrifice it all, not caring what comes of it and how many people you'll lose. It's worth it to him, to me. He was born for this and it could never feel wrong to him. My favorite scene is the dinner table scene where you can see him 'peak' and rebel against his weak, passive father. I bet he blames his father for never making anything of him. Neiman feels robbed of his own success by his father. I think he wished Fletcher could've been his father but I'm just projecting. The soundtrack is in my rotation and the screenwriting is out of this world. Fletcher always hits the right spots. His insults are stuck in my head and they still make me laugh every time. I've never belonged to anything as much as I've belonged to this film.

No. 451264

>>451261
I can never contain my thoughts in one post kek. I hate all filmbros that pretend they get this movie and I want to tear their heads off. They will never look for a Fletcher in every figure of authority. They will never have Neiman's poor social graces. They will never watch the movie and pretend they're in Fletcher's class. They didn't even get it. I've never met a man that's come close to understanding it (despite it being a relatively obvious message lol)

No. 451272

>>451261
Damn I loved that movie.

No. 451274

Movies I've watched this month.
>The Hallow
meh
>Spell
not bad
>Arcadian
not bad
>Lights out
I easily get scared so I liked it but some may find it corny.
>Parallel
Fun
>Looper
Fun action movie
>Disturbia
thriller for horny highschool boys.
>The Visit
Creepy and goofy.
>Red Eye
Good movie. Cillian used to be hot.

No. 451285

>>450709
Either way it was boring and took to long to get to the point. I was watching it at 2x speed so I guess I missed that detail out.

No. 451289

>>451285
did you have a subway surfers video & a soap cutting video playing on the side too

No. 451291

>>451289
nta but rosemary's baby is pretty fucking boring, it's an okay narrative but i don't find watching women suffer and be molested for hours to be very engaging
>>451261
>>451264
they don't see the s&m of it either, not like fletcher and neiman want to fuck each other but they're clearly engaged in this intense and weird relationship that borders on sexual

No. 451294

>>451291
Kek I've never considered that actually. I can see Neiman moving in with him and doing everything to make him proud (whatever that entails)

No. 451296

>>451274
>disturbia
So scortey. It's like if Rear Window was written with one hand
>red eye
terribly underrated

No. 451298

>>449702
>Edward Scissorhands
>Jennifer's Body
>Inception
>John Wick
>All of Ti West's "porn is actually hecking feminist and empowering" slop
>Donnie Darko
>Ms. Doubtfire
>Barbie (2023)
>Nightmare Before Christmas
>most of Tim Burton's films
>all MCU films
>I like Heathers the movie but I hate the musical
>Lisa Frankenstein
>all Friday the 13ths
>every Halloween after the first one
>House of 1000 Corpses

No. 451302

>>449702
>Taxi Driver
>All Indiana Jones movies
>The godfather (did not care for it)
>Nolanslop

No. 451327

>>451289
I wouldn't have needed to speed it up if it wasn't so boring lol. Sorry you need to use movies as a measure of your intelligence, hope you find an actual achievement one day.(infighting)

No. 451354

>>451327
if that's the narrative that'll make you feel better
>>451298
burton is 100% more famous because of his visuals & aesthetics. his films are usually pretty trash

No. 451356

>>451272
>>451261
>>451264
All of you convinced me to watch it and it actually vastly exceeded my expectations. I don't know why I thought it was going to be a slow, drawn-out story about a sad man doing sad man things, but it was actually fantastic. I definitely see how its like one of those movies where men watch it and think they're "totally him", but as a woman devoted to the arts as well, I agree that it is so relatable. I actually started tearing up towards the end for some reason, and when he went to hug his dad. To anyone hesitating to watch it, it's worth it, and it goes by faster than it is.

No. 451406

>>451354
AYRT when Burton's Alice in Wonderland came out, I was seething hard because it was so ugly.

No. 451431

>>451251
you’re amazing

No. 451432

>>451261
i loved whiplash.
>I think he wished Fletcher could've been his father but I'm just projecting
no i think you're definitely right.

No. 451458

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>>451356
i love whiplash. it's two incredible character studies. it's also scarier than most horror movies i've seen. just a nonstop anxiety attack. glad you enjoyed

No. 451480

>>450717
The more posts I see in this thread the more it rings true kek. Or just flat out refusing to pay attention.

No. 451637

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Saw Manic (2001) today. Hated Joseph Gordon's character so much but I guess that was the point. Dr. Monroe was my favorite character by far, so many of his lines are glossed over yet carry so much. I saw a lot of myself in Tracy and really liked her friendship with Sarah. Didn't like Tracy's relationship with Lyle but it made sense - she has self esteem issues. MC was hard to sympathize with and looked like a Dagestani UFC fighter, the entire movie is him learning he can't punch his way out of his problems. He sees his abusive in Mike and himself so he cuts and gets into fights. Zooey plays Tracy and she really is a qt but I feel she was only cast to play the scared innocent baby deer that pensively gazes at MC. Should've lezzed out with Sarah. 6/10

No. 451638

>>451637
^ abusive father

No. 451666

>>451458
That's true - it's a good movie, but I never want to see it again.

No. 451675

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the superior david wins

No. 451678

>>448881
update: I saw Wicked! I thought it was pretty mid, but I was completely enthralled once they got to Emerald City. I'm considering reading the book series the movie and play were based off of. I've been getting a bunch of fanedits of glinda/elphie and I have to admit they're cute in a yuri type of way kek. Also, I am completely obsessed with No One Mourns the Wicked I think I like it even more than Defying Gravity.

No. 451803

>>451675
I like lynch but cronenberg is definitely the superior david

No. 451829

>>451261
This movie is so lame and gay I hate it

No. 451873

>>451675
>the superior david
But I don't like him either lol, granted I've only seen Crimes of the Future.

No. 451879

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>>451873
crimes of the future was a mediocre remake of a weird bad movie he made in the 70s that had basically nothing to do with it. he's like if david lynch was more into body horror and loved homosexuality. here's your homework (and better movies he made):
>the fly
>scanners
>videodrome
>dead ringers
>crash
>existenz
>a history of violence
>eastern promises

No. 451880

>>451873
Watch the fly, videodrome, crash and eastern promises. Crimes of the future is definitely not his best work.
I like David Lynch but the fact that he always had to include nude or topless women in his movies for no reason is misogynistic and unnecessary to me. Cronenberg films feature sex and nudity pretty prominently but he has the balls to include male nudity too. Tbh he’s probably shown more naked men than women in his movies.

No. 451881

>>451880
when cronenberg was first making movies, his muse was this random gay student at the college he went to, and he was an actor in a bunch of his early films. he's the most straight man who appreciates gay dudes i've ever seen

No. 451882

>>451879
>>451880
He directed Crash too?? I haven't watched it yet but that and a lot of his other movies have actually been on my watchlist for a while, I'll definitely check them out soon.
As for the movies I have been watching lately, I struck out on both Lunacy (2005) and The Holy Mountain. Could not finish them. Especially sad about Lunacy because I really liked that directors other movies.

No. 451883

>>451882
holy mountain sucks so much ass i hate it. but i have a fond memory of watching it because my friend also hated it so we just riffed on it the entire time

No. 451886

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>>451881
Kek that makes a lot of sense
Crash is one of my favourite movies because any other moid director would just make it a shitty glorified porno (like X) and act like they were soo shocking and subversive for having lesbian sex scenes. But david cronenberg actually went there and let the main character meme himself into homosexuality with some random degenerate. That movie is like 80% sex scenes but I always think about the scene where they find that fat agp dude’s mangled corpse dressed like jayne mansfield.

No. 451891

>>451829
What if I said you're gay and lame? Now what nonna? Hmmm

No. 451892

>>450057
> we didn't get nearly enough shots of the disgusting men and how scary they looked
Really? I think there were enough. Enough to disgust me.

No. 451922

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Oscar noms have dropped. The fugly garbage Troon film has had the most nominations (including shit like best score & best actress of course). Challengers was notably snubbed in everything, even score and best actress for Zendaya. Might be the worst nominations I’ve seen yet from the Oscars. The dick sucking of Emilia Perez is genuinely shocking - I expected it but not THIS much. It’s literally a Netflix film with a 6.4 on IMDB and 2.5 on letterboxd? https://variety.com/2025/film/news/oscar-nominations-emilia-perez-wicked-the-brutalist-1236282041/

No. 451933

>>449754
>Eggers needs to stick to making movies about mud people that live in straw huts
KEK, true. Wasn't he a costume designer before he moved into directing? The appeal of his movies is how historically accurate they are and how the material is taken from verifiable historical sources. Why would he bother to make a movie that has nothing in it that people like about him?

No. 451987

>>451922
I really have to wonder if someone at Netflix is fucking half the academy, because what the fuck. I bet the voters felt smug thinking they were being "progressive", and turns out not even troons like the nomination kek. They also picked the most self-absorbed faggot possible, like half of Mexico hates him right now kek

No. 452001

>>451922
I like how trannies continue to make everyone absolutely hate them by doing things like this.

No. 452025

>>451922
Emilia Perez and Wicked better than Nosferatu? what a joke. I hope at least Anora wins against these shits.

No. 452033

Nonners, who are your favourite directors? Here are mine:
>David Cronenberg
>David Fincher
>David Lynch
>Michael Haneke
>Stanley Kubrick
>Quentin Tarantino (sorry)
>Ridley Scott (sorry)
I’m aware my taste is scrote-tier but I can’t help it being a fan of the horror and action genres

No. 452034

>>452033
I forgot Robert Eggers. The Witch and the Lighthouse are still amazing to me even if his recent movies aren’t as good

No. 452036

>>452033
I like Paul Thomas Anderson because he didn't sign the Polanski letter.

No. 452037

>>452033
jordan peele, ari aster, robert eggers, david cronenberg, sofia coppola, david fincher, kathryn bigelow, wes craven, james wan

No. 452038

>>452033
>Julia Ducournau
>Agnés Varda
>Kathryn Bigelow
>Lance Oppenheim
>Sarah Jacobson
>Nick Zedd
>Bertrand Mandico

No. 452041

>>452033
Nonna are you me? I love all of these directors, and Wes Anderson, despite how pretentious he is sometimes kek. I especially like Kubrick, Fincher and Haneke. Riddley Scott's earlier stuff was great too. Have you seen anything by Gus van Sant btw?

No. 452043

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Has anyone ITT seen Cruising (1980)? If not, why haven't you gotten around to it yet?

No. 452044

>>452043
i have, needed more gay sex. if you want a 1980s homosexuals-in-cars movie watch the hitcher

No. 452047

>>452044
Noted, thank you nona. Real shame they didn't show good sex in Cruising.

No. 452051

>>452033
Mine is probably also scrote tier lol. Tsai Ming Liang, Ingmar Bergman, Ken Russell, Wong Kar Wai, Kinuyo Tanaka, David Lynch, Brian de Palma. I like Tarantino more as a screen writer than a director as he wrote Natural Born Killers and True Romance.

No. 452054

>>452041
i forgot to add wes anderson to my list but i love him too. i also understand people who hate him. i love his films but even i find him annoying sometimes kek

No. 452056

>>452051
too good to be scrote-tier. don't let them have that. kinuyo tanaka is ultra-based and on my list too

No. 452061

>>452056
thank you nona

No. 452087

>>452041
Yes, I like Gus Van Sant. I’ve only seen my own private Idaho, to die for, and elephant. I thought all of them were good. I wouldn’t say he’s one of my favourites though.

No. 452088

>>452037
>>452038
Katheryn Bigelow is pretty good too, I haven’t seen enough of her movies to say she’s one of my favourites though. Near Dark was great.

No. 452089

>>452051
I forgot to put Brian de Palma and Ken Russell on my list too! Brian de Palma films are great, I love Phantom of the Paradise. Ken Russell movies are so weird and visually incredible but the dialogue and characterization is usually lacking imo. I haven’t seen any Wong kar wai movies yet but I hear they’re amazing.

No. 452099

>>452089
Phantom is so good, I love to see other people talking about it. They recently played it in a tiny community theater near me and everyone sang along to the songs, it was so much fun. Have you seen Sisters by De Palma?

No. 452179

>>450814
>>451021
I forgot about Microhabitat, I had really loved it though. I would also recommend Two Days, One Night, which is a French-language film about a woman trying to convince her coworkers to give up their €1,000 bonus so that she can keep her job. The tone is different but the structure and critique are similar.

No. 452234

>>451922
wow the oscar noms fucking suck. wicked? the substance? challengers was better than both imo. what's a real pain doing there at all? movies are so half assed these days. i hope conclave is good at least, i haven't seen it yet.
>>449702
All About Lily Chou Chou
Possession
Suspiria
When Evil Lurks
Past Lives
The house Jack Built
Oldboy
The Ritual
The Wailing
Stoker
Hiroshima Mon Amour
House
Notting Hill
Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me

No. 452240

>>452234
what did you dislike about past lives? all i've seen is praise for it but it disappointed me too, thought it was okay but just felt absolutely nothing for all of the characters. a friend told me it's really moving if you've been in a long distance relationship so i gave it a go expecting to cry. instead i was just trying to find the beauty that everyone else found in it and thinking about how soy the husband was

No. 452258

>>452033
Yuasa Masaaki

No. 452262

>>452087
The writing is pretty fuzzy and the plot is all over the place, but I really like the cinematography in his films. My own private Idaho is one of my favorite movies of his.

No. 452263

>>452234
>Got filtered by possession
Happens to the best of us. It's very easy to hate but if you REAAALLY looked closer I think you'd like it.

No. 452269

>>449702
Blue Velvet (pretty meh)
The Shining
Goodfellas, all mafia/mob movies really
North by Northwest
No Country For Old Men
Barry Lyndon
The Exorcist
Halloween
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Interview with the Vampire

No. 452272

>>452269
>No Country For Old Men
There's a reason why Anton is the only part of that movie anyone remembers kek

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No. 452406

>>452277
literally no idea what his characters name was. did he say its no country for old men?

No. 452443

>>452272
>movies are only good if I can meme them
Redditor mind set

No. 452446

>>452272
>movies are only good if I can meme them
Redditor mind set

No. 452667

>>452263
Nta and I love Possession but it's so lame to imply that if a person dislikes a film they just didn't "get it" and didn't "analyse it" enough

No. 452683

>>451922
Challengers not getting a soundtrack nomination at all is bonkers because it won a golden globe. I didn’t really like what I saw of it though because it felt like a film length Uniqlo advertisement

No. 452746

julia ducuornau is my favourite female director right now by far.
if none of you have seen her short-film ‘Junior’ that was the predecessor of Raw, I highly reccomend it.
for a student film it’s very impressive and you can see just how talented she is. i can only find a korean ver. on youtube, so if you want accurate subs this won’t be the best.
>Ducuornaus body-horror rendition of the Princess Diaries

No. 452809

>>450215
ayrt- it's always men asking me if I've seen it, and telling me it's scary. I assumed since men tell me it's scary and I should watch it that it's more geared towards men and what they find scary and have no idea how it would feel from a woman's perspective. still don't really want to watch it though, considering the director

No. 452890

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Why is this shitty movie so highly regarded? I know that France is full of fetishists and pedos, but don't they at least have to keep up the appearance as not being such? The pedo vibes in this movie were way too obvious to ignore. I would've probably liked this movie if not for the weird relationship between Mathilda and the old scrote that made me feel uncomfortable throughout the whole movie.

No. 452893

>>452890
I've read that Jean Reno purposefully made Leon act like a retard so that the viewers might not get the wrong impression of him and Matilda

No. 452896

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What the hell was the point of this movie? Both times it was recommended to me, it was women shilling it. Did I miss something? Did I watch the wrong movie? This is pointless, and obvious fetishbait. Also, Louis Garrel might be the ugliest man to have been on screen. Eva Greene is gorgeous, though.

No. 452900

>>452896
michael pitt is even uglier i hate his face so much

No. 452904

>>452890
>>452893
Tbh that’s why I liked the movie when I watched it, Leon is such a retard he reminds me of Niko Bellic a bit kek but my view of the movie is definitely tainted by the horrifying shit Natalie Portman went through as a result of it.

No. 452910

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I can't believe The Fifth Element used to be my favorite movie of all time. I must have watched it 100+ times as a child, I fell completely in love with the world, soundtrack, SFX and visuals, I thought the fashion in that world was so cool and even liked Leeloo's obvious fetishy costume (I was a child so I didn't know). But when the sex scenes came on, I got very uncomfortable. Obviously, since I was a kid.

I watched the movie again a few times as a teenager and young adult, and it was as good as I remembered. But as soon as I learned about the pedo director and his relationship with Milla, I started to like it less and less (thanks to LCF lol). It was the pedowood thread on /ot/ that helped me open my eyes. I can't enjoy the main relationship anymore, no way. It's a real shame, because otherwise this could've been a very unique movie.

No. 452915

>>452910
Tbh even without the pedo shit, the story and characters have no substance and it's kinda boring. The only good part was the diva dance song.

No. 452916

>>452915
I liked the ancient Egyptian alien prophecy shit and the adventure plot. Maybe what I really liked was the aesthetics, after all.

No. 453027

>>452904
>but my view of the movie is definitely tainted by the horrifying shit Natalie Portman went through as a result of it.
this and also learning that there was going to be a sex scene in the original script really ruined it for me

No. 453230

>>452890
I had to watch this in a film course a while ago and the entire class agreed it felt super skeevy

No. 453311

>>449702
>There will be blood
I found the last scene to be ridiculous, can't even believe how moids dick-ride It as one of the best scene perfomances ever.
>Moonrise kingdom
Boring and repulsive. But apart from the usual critiques, I hated how they chose a boy who actually resembles a young child while they chose a girl who clearly looks and acts older for her age.

No. 453474

Wtf is "Baby girl" about, is it pushing DDLG and Hollywood infantilizing a mature woman? Because it seems like it

No. 453476

>>453474
my friend saw it, she really likes nicole kidman and she said it was retarded and embarrassing

No. 453570

>>452896
I watched this a long time ago and felt the same. The way people talked about it I expected something to happen at some point, soon (well, maybe not soon enough, that shit dragged) the entire film was gone by and nothing happened. Waste of time.
>>452890
I like it but it makes me feel uncomfortable all he same. It's amazing how men need to ruin what could be a great story with their degeneracy. But then again we're talking about luc besson, I see his name on the screen and a pretty actress I just know it's gonna get weird.

No. 453718

>>449470
>>449555
Glad to hear it's good, I will also be watching for Kyle Gallner. My crush for 20 years.

No. 453723

>>449688
>raping his wifes corpse
Wait what I watched and I don't remember this, maybe I was too bored by the end. I remember LRD getting raped but not ATJ raping his dead wife. This movie sucks.

>>449702
>Elf (possibly the worst big release Christmas movie ever made)
>Blue Velvet
>Twin Peaks (not a movie but what a boring piece of crap, fuck David Lynch)
>Eraserhead
>Pearl
>Evil Dead

No. 453954

>>453723
based david lynch hater. blue velvet was boring and overhyped by 2deep4u retards

No. 454020

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this is awful, how did it make it to #1 at the box office? the other 2 weren't great cinema but at least fun popcorn movies, this sucked, it's more of a Robotnik movie than a Sonic one. Robotniks jokes were also all unfunny and terrible. Why is there so much praise and good interviews for this crap? The pacing and script were atrocious. Shadow gets about 20 mins of screentime despite being advertised as a main villain. I can't believe they're making a fourth of this slop

No. 454054

>>454020
Keanu Reeves is such a terrible actor too. I hated how he voiced Shadow. It was so stilted and awkward

No. 454059

>>454054
Idris, Colleen, and Ben did seem to be having fun, what a shame that the Sonic characters aka the central focus of the actual movie got no screentime. I thought Keanus voice kind of worked for shadow, but yes he's not a great actor. He's never been a great actor kek

Not just lolcows grudge against him, but I genuinely think jim carreys acting was awful. He probably got the most screentime but i couldn't help but cringe everytime Gerald and Ivo appeared. Or notice that they practically used the same accent and had the same mannerisms despite being two different characters. I felt secondhand embarrassment witnessing Ivo sound like a terminally online gamer bro saying things like "hatewatched" and "damn you autocorrect"

There's untapped potential within these movies that's being wasted on the dogshit human characters as opposed to what the franchise is actually about: Sonic.

No. 454066

>>453954
>>453723
I hate David Lynch so much. Horrible fake deep movies, an absolute undercurrent of misogyny in everything he every did, cheap shock value nonsense, and that bad 'experimental' album was just the cherry on top. Most overrated artist of my lifetime.

No. 454068

>>453954
>blue velvet was boring
you don't laugh your ass off at dennis hopper being insane and bullying kyle maclachlan?

No. 454089

>>449702
I did not like Mysterious Skin. They shouldn't have been able to film scenes like that with child actors.

No. 454129

>>449981
Can someone please punch him in the face? He copped a feel? This makes me sick

No. 454135

>>448440
>Muh ageism
>Muh roles reversed
>Muh problematic
Perhaps the Disney channel has something more to your speed, anon.

No. 454160

>>454068
Nta, I tried to lock in and honestly give this one a chance but then it got "lol so random!!!" Like what if he raped her while rambling about blue velvet haha what if they randomly started singing a song and dancing lel isn't this so innovative and quirky. It was just retarded.

No. 454177

>>453723
>Wait what I watched and I don't remember this
not even going to spoiler because it’s so retarded but yes kek, it’s so out of left field and happens within a 10 minute time frame of her even dying in the first place.
the main cast comes to look at him (inside of his wifes corpse) for less than a minute and burn the whole families mausoleum down, children included???

No. 454179

>>454160
David Lynch wrote the same unoriginal characters for every project I swear to god, you know he was gooning to Isabella Rossellini getting abused and being naked, too.

No. 454188

>>454179
I can't remember where I read this so grain of salt but apparently he actually found the rape scene funny and kept laughing while they were filming it. And yet I'm still more offended by the rest of the movie just being crap and a waste of my time.

No. 454201

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My biggest guilty pleasure are shitty 70s movies. Yours?

No. 454213

I just love Lynch's movies, I always found some esoteric thing that I didn't notice before. Also is one of the few directors that can portray the logic of dreams accurately. Inland Empire has to be the peak of surreal cinema in our century.
Anyway, where is the line between showing the everyday horrors of woman and a misogynist view of woman? Can two things be true at the same time?

No. 454289

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>>454201
I know we're never going to have a mclovin tier ugly woman in a chad falls in love with female nerd movie. Meanwhile there are 999999 movies about offensively ugly males getting with hot chicks they don't deserve. This is the best I can get and I watch it every time it is on tv.

No. 454345

>>452240
nayrt but i thought the ground they established for their initial connection was way too weak for it to validate the entire movie and the strength of their reconnection later on, which ruined the entire movie for me. the male lead felt like he was written purely for the sake of the femlead who didn't feel compelling on her own. ironically i liked the white husband character the best. apart from that, there was nothing else about the movie that was done with anything notable, the score, cinematography, framing, editing, etc felt very standard and unmemorable.

No. 454347

>>449702
every single jordan peele movie

No. 454366

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>>454289
i highly rec dogfight, it's river phoenix and lili taylor. i think she's hot but she's definitely not conventionally beautiful in this film unlike a lot of similar ones. and he really falls in love with her for her, it isn't a case of seeing her "inner beauty" after she gets a makeover or anything

No. 454400

>>454160
i don't know if dennis hopper even had a script honestly, he was notorious for showing up under the influence. he also swore a lot and apparently that triggered david lynch, who hated cursing. i just find the whole thing extremely funny, it doesn't even offend me anymore despite the dumb rape scenes

No. 454406

>>454213
Inland Empire was shit.

No. 454421

>>454406
care to elaborate?

No. 454542

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>>454289
>>454366
Seconding this, I used to watch this movie a lot. River Phoenix was so good looking, there's no one like him around now. Shallow thoughts aside the movie is touching and also awful like it puts a pit in your stomach (in a good way).

No. 454545

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>>454421
nta but i think it could have been fine if david lynch wasn't a retard who needed to see tits and randomly force women to kiss each other. also the rabbit part was autistic. i only watched it to get context for that one scene everyone talks about and it was okay but it took so much boring conversation and walking around to get there, though i did really like the set design of some parts.

No. 454547

>>448218
The Northman is the worst imo but Nosferatu is a close second. I love The Witch and Lighthouse though.

No. 454603

A bunch of my pretentious movie nerd friends forced me to watch Blue Velvet because Lynch died and they were all like "this is the MOST FUCKED UP movie you will ever watch!" And instead I watched the most retarded and annoying, and quite frankly, embarrassing film I've ever watched. Like I was actually embarrassed for my friends for making me watch it even though they were having a good time.

No. 454655

I watched Anora yesterday and still don't get what makes it oscar-worthy. Sure the acting is good, the comedy is on point and it looks stunning, but I felt like the movie needed to dive deeper into Anora's character instead of all the moidy sex scenes, although I don't know if that would ruin the subtlety of its themes. The final scene was really good regardless.

No. 454683

>>454603
Same nonna, except for me it was a professor who made us watch it for a class. He couldn't stop gushing about Lynch's genius, but the film was so fucking boring.

Of course, like all these smug,navel-gazing arm-chair film critics who love mediocre male directors, professor was a chinless catholic who was cheating on his wife with the undergrads.

No. 454706

>>454213
Same nonna, I also love that his movies are very simple: the victims are always female, and while they might be acting in a weird and sometimes violent ways, they are always sympathetic. The psychos are men (as it is irl). The good guys are really good and the evil ones really evil, like it's nice and enjoyable and simple?

No. 454715

>>454706
i don't find it enjoyable when the male director seems to be salivating over the tortured (usually young blonde) women tho

No. 454814

>>454715
Well I don't really think they are portrayed as enjoyable scenes, but my bar is probably pretty low. I do think he has suspiciously many of those scenes, but so did I when I was young and writing stories, simple minds think alike I guess

No. 454824

Bridge to Terabithia is the best live action kids movie of all time. It’s so fucking good and so fucking sad wtf I am here bawling my eyes out on a Wednesday afternoon.

No. 454891

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>>454814
you don't think he made young women kiss solely for his own enjoyment? even the way it's filmed is so moidy

No. 454923

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what's a movie you WISHED you liked?

cate blanchett was incredibly hot in tar but i got so bored i turned it off halfway through. should i finish it? was it actually good or did people just say it was because they wanted to seem smart?

No. 454929

>>454923
Tar is fucking brilliant, but it did take me like two attempts at sitting through it to like it so much. I had to shut it off the first time because I got halfway through and suddenly realized I was going to have to focus all of my attention on it when I really just wanted a straightforward movie lol.

No. 455032

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>>454923
I thought it was great but Tar should've been a moid IMO, an ugly one and the character should've been played like a huge loser who's gotten too famous and powerful

No. 455062

>>454923
Interstellar. Only saw 12 or so minutes of it before Matthew and the cinematography bothered me

No. 455080

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Opinions on Martin Scorsese? i like his movies and that he makes marvel tards seethe.

No. 455084

>>455080
KEK nona no way! I was gonna post about king of comedy shortly. That's easily one of my favs, it's so good. sarah bernhard is amazing

No. 455086

>>455080
i really like most of his movies

No. 455088

>>455084
She was amazing in that movie. Had very few lines and scenes but still left such an impact after finishing. I love the schizo energy she exudes, she reminds me of some of the anons from the unconventional male attraction thread.

No. 455090

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>>455088
ayrt, i relate to the schizo energy she exudes.
i am an unconventional male attraction nona.
she steals every scene she's in and is such a great actress/comedian, cute too imo

No. 455091

>>455090
Masha!!! Best character ever

No. 455130

>>455080
I really liked Taxi Driver and King of Comedy, but I didn't care that much about Mean Streets. Haven't seen anything else (I've been meaning to watch Cape Fear for ages but I keep forgetting).

Travis and Rupert are both great. I love watching Rupert incessantly nag people until he gets what he wants and tard Travis is cutie patootie to me.

>>455084
>>455088
Omg Mashanonas I loved her too. I loved that the movie let her have such a great platonic frenemies/toxic schizo besties dynamic with Rupert.
You reminding me of her is making me seethe about every movie I've seen where the female lead has zero chemistry with the male lead yet is only there to give the male lead a cardboard girlfriend by the end

No. 455217

>>454891
Oh right you meant overall salivating, not salivating over the torture scenes. I like women and my brain was fried with stupid male auteur movies from a young age, I like these kissing scenes as much as moids do. I see what you mean, but I enjoy this.

No. 455227

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Just saw nosferatu, gorgeous sets and shots but the story was confusing and weird to me (as someone who hasn't seen nosferatu). Plenty of gross scenes, but it's horror so. Eggers is so hit or miss imo, I LOVE the witch but hated the absolute mess the Northman was. This one is kind of in the middle.

At first I was upset about the sexual shit because the movie really doesn't explain it clearly. Like it seemed like innocent Ellen had to accept fucking the evil ugly rotting vampire to save everyone in the end, like what the fuck is that kind of message sending?!
But reading more about it, she wasn't a normal human but someone who was abnormally lustful and horny with/from supernatural powers. She calls nosferatu her "shame" because her very strong sexual desire for him IS her shame. I really feel like the movie failed to portray her as a conflicted temptress rather than just "an innocent victim". And I thought nosferatu was there at the end (and during the whole movie) to fuck her, but he isn't - HE just wants to suck her blood, THAT's his desire, not the sex, that's from HER. So the point is that they both have this fucked up mutual "desire" for each other. But she's not actually evil like him so she uses it to save everyone through her sacrifice and nosferatu's death. In retrospect that makes so much more sense, like even in the beginning her wish is for the honeymoon to have been longer and for her husband to stay for longer - that's meant to hint at that lustfulness. The way she starts to intensely kiss him in their friends house the second they're alone out of the blue is also hinting at it. In her dreams about Nosferatu she was always happy and enjoying it. It's just the shit "reveal" of it that failed so nothing made sense. Saw some other anons saying LRD is bad at acting so maybe it was just her failing at portraying it? I've never seen her in anything else before so idk if it's her or how it was all framed.

That other guy fucking his wife's dead corpse was gross though. Like what the fuck. I'm glad they didn't show it actually happening but just the fact that they included that shot where you could see him dead between her spread legs was so gross, what the fuck did it add to the story that he did that just before dying? They should just have made him die crying at her corpse.

No. 455234

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>>455080
At first Taxi Driver was just a good movie for me. Beautiful shots, wonderful soundtrack and acting. Decided to rewatch some of Its scenes on youtube shortfly after seeing the movie. Maybe It was because of some specific events in my life, but that dreadful feeling of rotting away spoke to me and I wasn’t even living through a bad period in life. Ended up being one of my favorite movies.
I wonder if there is a movie about a lunatic female character more akin to Travis Bickle somewhere. Some of us are edgy retards wanting edgy retarded woman representation.

Loved Goodfellas and The King of Comedy too, but I had to stop every 14 minutes because of Rupert Pupkin being himself.

No. 455236

>>455217
>my brain was fried with stupid male auteur movies from a young age
sorry that you didn't overcome your condition, get better soon

No. 455237

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>>455227
That's an interesting interpretation. Personally I didn't like Nos and I think it's one of Eggers' worst movies up there with Northman, and I'm sick and tired of wooden nepo baby in a bad wig LRD playing a hypersexual seductress character. Her spastic acting was also bad in my opinion, and unintentionally funny. I will never forgive her for being in The Idol, her career is tainted in my eyes.
>That other guy fucking his wife's dead corpse was gross though. Like what the fuck. I'm glad they didn't show it actually happening but just the fact that they included that shot where you could see him dead between her spread legs was so gross, what the fuck did it add to the story that he did that just before dying?
It's to mirrior LRD fucking a corpse (Nosferatu)

No. 455240

>>455237
>It's to mirrior LRD fucking a corpse (Nosferatu)
But WHY though? What did it actually add to the movie or story?

No. 455241

>>455080
I HATED taxi driver and goodfellas. Shutter island was good though

No. 455243

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>>455240
i think that whole character was so fucking pointless and i hated him. honestly, the movie could've cut him and his wife's screentime by over half, and reduced the time of willem dafoe's character (sorry i love you dafoe but that guy was also kinda pointless aside from telling LRD that she was the only one who could kill orlok.) i wish the movie had maintained the feeling it had all the way up to thomas jumping out the window, all of that that was peak horror.
>>455241
why did you hate goodfellas?

No. 455247

>>455243
>i wish the movie had maintained the feeling it had all the way up to thomas jumping out the window, all of that that was peak horror.
Honestly, Jonathan's time in the castle is the best part of the Dracula novel as well, and I'm surprised no director has made a movie that fully focuses on that aspect of the story. But I guess they're all too attached to sexualizing and tormenting Mina since most of these directors are male. She's victimized in the original story as well but I feel like all of these live action adaptations manage to be more misogynistic than the novel from 1897.

No. 455248

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>>455234
>The King of Comedy
Ooh I saw this recently and it was a perfect movie, wasn't bored for a second

No. 455250

>>455247
did you mean nosferatu? dracula was gay as hell, written by a closeted homosexual and theorized to be a love letter to oscar wilde

No. 455253

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>>455234
>>455248
i'm watching it now, it's been on my list for awhile but i kept forgetting to watch it
i also keep forgetting scorsese did shutter island since it was such a departure from his usual stuff, man that was fun

No. 455256

>>455240
I personally have no idea, but going by your interpretation maybe ATJ and his lust for his non-binary wife (they fuck like bunnies, three kids, etc.) is some kind of mirror for LRD and her lust for Los feratu. Except that he loses everything and dies because he doesn't want to fuck her, doesn't listen to her, thinks she's annoying and kicks her out of his house - a.k.a. denies her sexuality or independence as a sexually liberated and sexually embodied woman or some shit.

On topic I swear every interpretation I've seen of this movie makes me hate it.
>LRD can never escape the man who diddled her a kid and must submit herself to her abuser and die to redeem herself of her "shame" which was to be raped by him
>LRD was a horny teen who invited Los feratu into her life and enjoyed the mind controlled orgasms he gave her until she saw his face, and her "shame" is enjoying being fucked by an ugly decrepit corpse, so much that she shames her husband sexually for not measuring up (the ugly old man psyop)
>The movie is just a pornified Dracula themed cuck humiliation ritual underlined by LRD's pathetic husband being raped by the bull, being shamed for it by his wife who was also fucked by the bull, trying to reclaim her with his cock in front of Los feratu who is "watching" according to her and still failing to assert his manhood when his wife tricks him to go down nasty with Los feratu and die

Dracula is 1000 times better than this, and that's not saying much.

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>>455080
I like most of his movies, Casino and Raging Bull are probably my favourites of his. But I'm slightly biased against his newer stuff with DiCaprio because I dislike him and think he's not that good at acting compared to De Niro kek.

No. 455272

>>455250
Its the same story, Thomas is Jonathan and Ellen is Mina. It was probably more of a love letter to the actor Sir Henry Irving instead, who he had wanted to play Dracula in a stage adaptation.

No. 455273

>>455272
oh i see, i never read nosferatu. i love dracula though, especially from a horror standpoint, i love the way horror reflects societal fears and dracula is the perfect "fear of immigrants invading and taking our women" which i think why it was such a hit despite the other themes

No. 455283

>>455243
>i wish the movie had maintained the feeling it had all the way up to thomas jumping out the window, all of that that was peak horror.
Yes, it was so fantastic at the start. Truly beautiful shots and the setting was incredibly creepy. I just wish it had gone in a completely different direction.
>>455256
>a.k.a. denies her sexuality or independence as a sexually liberated and sexually embodied woman or some shit.
Imo that seems to far fetched even compared to everything else. It's like they wanted it to be SOMETHING there but they didn't know either and hoped it would just create discussions while they pretend it had some deep meaning, but they know it didn't.
Reacting to your greenlines too
>LRD can never escape the man who diddled her a kid and must submit herself to her abuser and die to redeem herself of her "shame" which was to be raped by him
But that straight up didn't happen, we could all see she was an adult when they "met" and that was implied to not even be in person and just through dreams until then. And for all the other shit that happened, Orlok literally needing consent from her WAS a big plot point.
>LRD was a horny teen who invited Los feratu into her life and enjoyed the mind controlled orgasms he gave her until she saw his face, and her "shame" is enjoying being fucked by an ugly decrepit corpse, so much that she shames her husband sexually for not measuring up (the ugly old man psyop)
Kind of right, except again she looked to be exactly the same adult age when it happened so possibly not even a teen. And the shame was her own sexual desire, not related to Orlok being an uggo freak even though he was part of it.
>The movie is just a pornified Dracula themed cuck humiliation ritual underlined by LRD's pathetic husband being raped by the bull, being shamed for it by his wife who was also fucked by the bull, trying to reclaim her with his cock in front of Los feratu who is "watching" according to her and still failing to assert his manhood when his wife tricks him to go down nasty with Los feratu and die
That's so wild idek how to react to it lmao I think at the very least this is not at all even close the what they were going for

In the end I'm just happy there's a new creepy gross vampire movie, because despite it being confusing at least there are no sparkly lame vampires ruining the vampire image again.

No. 455286

>>455283
honestly, while i can understand seeing the movie as a gross exploitation of a young woman, personally i was actually cringing at how "feminist" it seemed to try to be. like the narrative of ellen taking back her power and being the only one who can kill orlok is kinda cool but the way it was done was so corny. she was smirking at him as he died. and orlok turned into a whiny fuckboy instead of this terrifying, inhuman beast he was built up to be in the beginning of the movie. disappointing second half.

No. 455303

>>455250
>Dracula is gay as hell

It never seemed that way to me, since he only drank blood from women. Someone mentioned how there was some homoeroticism with him and Renfield though. I read a little bit about the theory that it was about Oscar Wilde but it felt kind of like me tal gymnastics.

>>455273
>I never read Nosferatu

It's not a book, it's a silent film that's basically an adaptation made of Dracula without the actual rights to it, which is why they had to change the names. Bram Stokers widow actually sued the filmmakers over it.

No. 455304

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>>455243
Didn't get it. What was the point? What am I supposed to extrapolate from it? Kind of boring and I didn't care about the MC.

No. 455305

>>455253
It was amazing. Was surprised when I saw his name kek

No. 455312

>>455303
Nta but there is a lot of decent homoeroticism between Jonathan and Dracula in the castle, such as the famous "I, too, can love" line and Jonathan waking up naked after being put to bed. Its also implied that Dracula bit him and fed off of him, too, but Jonathan doesn't put it together himself so its never hard confirmed in the novel. As for the Oscar Wilde theory, its more likely he had feelings for Sir Henry Irving, and he was a big fan of Walt Whitman.

No. 455313

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I was filtered by Citizen Kane. I'm not even the kind of person with a particularly short attention span, I just didn't see what made it so great. Is it because it was "ahead of it's time" that it gets so much praise?

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>>455313
the effects (particularly the shots) and the story are extremely well done and very very very influential. citizen kane told its story through cinematography in a profound way and there's no shortage of movie nerds sperging about it online. it's not a movie a modern day audience member would find engaging though kek
https://cinematography.com/index.php?/forums/topic/97055-citizen-kane-shot-by-shot/

No. 455324

>>455313
the camera techniques were like the equivalent of Wizard of OZ's technicolor technology, so it's hailed as a masterpiece by default in a similar way. It's just notoriety of being the first to do something. In the same vein I'm not going to gawp and clap over the wicked witch's special effects because people did 80 years ago, at best I'll think "Margaret Hamilton was set on fire for this piece of shit director whims" lol…

No. 455326

>>455304
It’s more of a character study about a guy who thinks he wants something, gets it, then fucks it all up. If you don’t like the MC you won’t like the movie

No. 455375

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I watched Earth Girls are Easy last night, and I was surprised how much I ended up liking it! I loved the kitschy over the top 80s aesthetic, the songs were pretty catchy, and the humor was pretty witty. There was a surreal quality to the movie (plot aside) with Valerie's dream sequence in particular feeling like a cross between the Twilight Zone and a corny B-movie they might riff on on Mystery Science Theater 3000. I find it interesting that this was meant to be Julie Brown's big feature but instead she ended up being the sidekick (although she was thoroughly entertaining every time she showed up). Not surprised to find out it was hell behind the scenes since the ending felt half assed and some scenes felt a bit incomplete, but overall it was a fun watch. If you like Death Becomes Her and/or She-Devil I'd say this one's worth giving a shot

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Not to jump on the Nosferatu hate train, but I saw it a few days ago and also hated it. Here are some of my thoughts

I kept waiting for Nosferatu to become young and sexy, like he does in other Dracula movies when he gets to England. I expected that since I kept hearing about a "full frontal" scene, I thought it was going to be hot… it wasn't. Why are bitches getting so horny for this literal rotting corpse version of Dr Eggman. Even Pennywise is somehow more fuckable to me. I wouldn't care about that if this movie was just supposed to be horror but it's categorized as "erotic suspense" or whatever. And not to sound like a zoomer but how was Nosferatu soooo downbad for LRD and her infinihead that he forgot after however many hundred years that he has to be in bed before sunrise? I guess he just really needed to bust a 500 year old nut that bad.

This movie was also just too gross for me. Too many drooling/foaming at the mouth scenes. Way too much like the exorcist at some points. I know that comes with horror a certain amount, but I felt like there was way too much of it. I'm not a huge horror fan in general but I do love Dracula. I really wish there had been more of the gypsies. I also loved Willem Dafoe in this movie, he was probably the highlight for me (also the cats).

This movie is just making me think of Bram Stoker's Dracula and how much more I like it, although it's been my favorite movie since I was a teenager, so I'm biased. If I saw it now I might not feel the same way. I was also completely in love with Gary Oldman back then. The thing is, I've seen tons and tons of people say how bad BSD is, usually saying that it's sexist in how it portrays Mina and Lucy. Okay fair enough. But I'm willing to bet those same exact people probably think Nosferatu was an amazing movie, and in my opinion it's just as misogynist if not moreso. Although I do think casting Nicholas Hoult as Jonathan- oops, Thomas, is much better casting than Keanu Reeves.

No. 455398

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>>454923
Eyes wide shut. I don't see all the hype with the conspiritards and just felt like it was two and a half hours of Kubrick jerking himself, but I really liked the chemistry between crazy couch jumper cruise and Nicole Kidman (considering they were married and later divorcing during filming), cinematography, music, but the pacing and some of the script just fell flat. I can see why it turned out the way it did, the movie took way too long to make. Conspiritards are literally obsessed with this movie and its symbolism and claiming how it "exposes" Hollywood but that's not really how i interpreted it either.

Film bros and conspiritards keep saying the more you watch it the more you'll absorb the symbolism, but watching it once was enough,. I'll just watch some analysis videos on it instead. Kind of a waste of my time.

No. 455414

>>455398
eyes wide shut is based on a book from the early 20th century too so the conspiratards are off base.
overall it was a weird movie but the cinematography and OST were so good, especially the masked ball. the music in that scene is incredible (vidrel).

No. 455434

>>455398
eyes wide shut SUCKS ASS lmao the only saving grace is nicole kidman's performance and how she continually cucks the boring main character

No. 455441

Watched Viva Riva from Democratic Republic of the Congo. Not a bad crime movie. But even sub-saharan Africans are so porn-sick that there's this one crime guy who treats his girlfriend, the most beautiful girl in town, like shit and literally sits in his mansion, watching porn. And of course the director physically shows the porn he's watching in some scenes.

Weirdly, the movie had a pussy eating scene through window bars.

No. 455455

>>455326
That makes sense, I hated his ass kek

No. 455456

>>455398
Is it chock-full of sex scenes?

No. 455457

>>455456
nta but no, there's just a lot of topless women at one part and it shows some men awkwardly fucking them, but it's extremely tame compared to most movies and mostly just cringe. the way people talk about this movie is insane, as if it's the most upsetting and scandalous thing ever but it's really not kek. i guess scrotes are just traumatized by the idea of their wife cheating on them

No. 455485

>>455227
Unpopular opinion perhaps, but I feel like the whole movie hinges on the fact that Ellen is young and therefor pretty. If Ellen had been a 70 year old wrinkly woman who had this mind-love affair with Nosferatu people would just have gone "oh well they're looks-matched, so what's the big deal? nice to see old people in love" like it's actually kind of a bland story at heart.

No. 455486

>>455456
not really, and the orgy was deliberately filmed to look unsettling rather than hot. the plot does revolve around cheating though. it's a weird film

No. 455492

>>449702
Requiem for a Dream is maybe the most cringeworthy movie I've ever seen. I don't understand why moid filmbros hype it up so much. Nothing about it is actually deep or thought-provoking and it just feels like a swing and a miss for me.

No. 455499

>>455492
genuinely one of the worst movies I've ever seen but I like it when Jared Leto's arm gets sawed off at least we got that Kronos Quartet song out of it.

No. 455564

>>455492
I promise you if it weren't for the sexual exploitation scenes they would've called it overrated slop kek. In fairness, those scenes were very gut wrenching and they worked well imo with the message of the movie.

No. 455570

>>455260
This picture made me burst out laughing like a retard and i had to try and explain it to my mom who doesnt even know what netflix is kek

No. 455574

>>449702
Once upon a time in Hollywood. It was insulting to Sharon Tate and jerked off Roman Polanski. As well as chock full of Tarantinos violence against women, foot and pedo fetishes.

No. 455588

>>455574
As a Bruce Lee fan I was genuinely annoyed by his portrayal of him as well, felt super disrespectful for no reason, and he even doubled down on it in interviews. Zero respect for anyone except for himself, I wish Tarantino would kick the bucket already tbh. We don't need any more of his shitty moid movies.

No. 455662

>>454545
Yeah the nudity is the worst of lynch's films. I think that the rabbits are supposed to be a meta type of thing as it's so detached from the loop of different nikkies with their surroundings. The plot of the polish ghost would have developed better if it included some deleted scenes where he sells magic watches to wannabe actresses, or where nikki is watching herself and the other nikki sees her as the polish ghost. I think that at the first watch you feel so overwhelmed by the conversations, switchs of realities and povs that after a second watch you start to connect the dots better and make your own theory of what the hell is going on.

>>454706
Also the evil men almost always get punished and the commentary about how predatory Hollywood is surely can't be ignored.

>>454715
You have to put a context too around Fire Walk With Me. It was 1992. Nobody from Hollywood was making movies about incest victims with such a deep characterization (because Laura Palmer wasn't the perfect victim but wasn't punished for that either) and with an ending that was beyond the death of Laura with the angel scene. Idk anon, if you watched the movie, don't you find it powerful how Laura's spiritual struggle due to the abuse ends on a hopeful note with her soul being liberated from all the pain and evilness? even if you are not spiritual, is an image of overcoming the trauma.

No. 455818

>>455662
>Idk anon, if you watched the movie, don't you find it powerful how Laura's spiritual struggle due to the abuse ends on a hopeful note with her soul being liberated from all the pain and evilness? even if you are not spiritual, is an image of overcoming the trauma.
separating it from lynch himself, sure. but when i compare it to the rest of his obsessions with young women dying/being in pain, it's gonna be a bit of an eyeroll from me. i am also just in general tired of the whole "male detective devotes life to solving the mystery of a young dead woman" but i can also acknowledge it wasn't as discussed at the time.

No. 455820

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>>455091
>>455088
>>455084
>>455234
>>455248
>>455080
KOC anons! what the hell i wish i watched this sooner! it was on my list after i saw joker and saw everyone saying it totally ripped the movie off, but never got around to it. i just watched it and honestly it's probably one of my favorite movies now too. the dynamic between rupert and masha is absolutely incredible, never any sort of romantic or sexual tension between them like an inferior director would do. i really love how scorsese writes women. the movie was a perfect mix of horrifying and funny in a dark way.
do you guys think the ending was real? i'm torn between thinking he's just imagining it while he sits in prison, or believing that people totally would make him a celebrity because america loves scandal. also maybe jerry didn't press charges like he promised?

No. 455822

>>455820
He went to jail in my opinion. Imo its a telltale sign that absolutely no one laughed at his routine at the bar. I am glad you enjoyed it nonna! i would adore a Martin Scorsese marathon on the moovie room.

No. 455828

>>455820
so glad you watched it! how incredible is masha! i’ll have to rewatch it soon, it’s a great film
>>455822
>i would adore a Martin Scorsese marathon on the moovie room
me too nonna

No. 456057

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movies I've watched in January:
>Grey Gardens
I see why this documentary is held in such high regards. Pretty haunting, strangely beautiful. I see how the directors became lost in the house and their personalities, interesting to think of all the hours of footage they didn't use.
>Streetwise
Heartbreaking, I feel pretty awful for Erin Blackwell especially. Lulu Couch seemed like such a wonderful person as well, its so tragic that she was murdered at such a young age. Everything in this movie just makes me hate old men, they're a plague.
>Zero Day
Pretty interesting. I'm not typically a fan of found footage, but this was enjoyable. For amateur actors, they did a great job.
>Nosferatu(1922)/Nosferatu (2024)
The Looney Tunes ass scene of Nosferatu going around the city with his casket were better than anything from Eggers shit remake.
>The Great Happiness Space
Another depressing documentary. Completely bleak all the way around, that awful cycle of misery and exploitation.
>SLC Punk
Extremely fun. I love Matthew Lillard, and he was fantastic as a poser. Just fun, creative, weird. The scene with the European guy and the gun was amazing, just suffocating in a unique way.
>Two Days, One Night
Watched thanks to the recommendation of a nonna on here. Loved it. Reminded me a lot of my own childhood and witnessing the struggles of my mother, gave me a good cry.
>The Vourdalak
The vampire muppet with a musket was incredible. I love weird little artsy films like this, they're always unique and such a fun time.
>Black Metal Veins
I didn't realize this was a Lucifer Valentine movie before I started watching, so I didn't take much of it at face value. I've had friends similar to the people in this film, and it made me think how easy it could've been to fall into a similar lifestyle.

No. 456060

>>456057
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was influenced to watch Le Vourdalak. It was so good, and I'm extremely thirsty for the twink (Piotr, not the fag in the wig.)

No. 456066

>>456057
>SLC Punk
this movie cringes me out too much to watch ever again but i was obsessed with it as a kid. i love all the characters.

No. 456119

>>456057
You have really cool taste nonna. I've only seen zero day and black metal veins from your list

No. 456199

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Just watched Flow. I was expecting something like Moana from the visuals, but it's more like Wall-E's first few minutes in terms of mood. Ambience and art work is stellar, animations do feel unpolished for some part but it's excusable. I was really impressed by how faithfully the animals act like their real counterparts instead of the classic Pixar humanization most movies go for. Absolutely loved it, it's like if The Wild Robot and Ico had a bastard child.

No. 456200

>>456057
>The Looney Tunes ass scene of Nosferatu going around the city with his casket were better than anything from Eggers shit remake.
KEK. Agreed.

No. 456308

I just watched the Flash movie with Ezra Miller and it was so good. I was genuinely laughing at several scenes and it was really cool seeing my favorite Batman, Michael Keaton, back on screen. It's really a shame that Ezra is a piece of shit because he was quite likeable and funny in this movie.

No. 456325

>>456308
Someone else thought it was a fun movie? Nice. It was hilarious, I saw it with a guy who hated it which made it even better.

No. 456444

>>456308
Michael Keaton is in it? I didnt know that! And based taste, he is also my favorite Batman.

No. 456535

>>456308
I watched that movie out of boredom one day and was surprised that I actually enjoyed it. It's quite funny

No. 456558

>>456308
I liked it but not enough to watch a third time. Michael Keaton was the best part of it.

I think of all those super hero movies Shazam was the best, the second one is even funnier (Asher Angel got less screentime too, I count it as a plus, that boy has no talent) and the jokes fit the character, I never feel like it's forced.

No. 456703

>>455394
>I kept waiting for Nosferatu to become young and sexy
>Why are bitches getting so horny for this literal rotting corpse version of Dr Eggman. Even Pennywise is somehow more fuckable to me
I'm so glad the movie didn't cater to people horny for vampires, so fucking tired of the sexy vampire trope, I literally want it to die harder than Nosferatu died at the end

No. 456788

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watched "love & pop" since i heard itll show in NA soon and it was very long but it resonated with me a lot and i teared up at some points. i really appreciate that there was no graphic sex scenes either but it still conveyed its message very well. makes me feel sad about young girls across the world but especially japan after watching it… found out that the main actress also married a man over double her age when she was 20. which, feels very ironic considering her role in the movie

No. 456789

>>441628
dinosaur post but i'm so happy to see someone else liked true stories! I found it completely by chance at a library years ago and it's still stuck with me. He makes such a loving portrait of Americana, but with different elements than people usually go for. It's like he's celebrating the artificiality of our culture. I don't know if I'm expressing myself well enough but I really really love True Stories

No. 456800

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>>456788
Watch Bounce Ko Gals, it's better.

No. 456828

>>456800
ill check it out tomorrow. but please say its less depressing i need a more light hearted movie atp or i might get actually depressed

No. 457001

>>456788
adult men writing stories about teenage girls being degraded/traumatized/abused are always writing with one hand.

No. 457103

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I just watched this movie on a whim and it was so good and so sad. If you like movies similar to Manchester by the Sea, We Live In Time, Nomadland and Beautiful Boy you would probably like this. Heads up, it is Belgian & it's for free on Tubi.

No. 457368

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>>456703
>I'm so glad the movie didn't cater to people horny for vampires,
The movie absolutely did that though, it literally opens with LRD having an orgasm that Nosferatu gives her telepathically plus all the weird sex stuff through out the movie. I kept getting flooded with posts on Instagram about how horny it made them, like this one.

No. 457388

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>>457368
kek I don't think people who want to fuck a shriveled up rotting corpse guy counts. If they wanna fuck something like picrel then you don't need to cater to them they will just be horny regardless!

I know it's a stupid thing to say about a horror movie, but in my mind no story is truly over unless there's a "happy" ending. Thomas being heartbroken that the wife he desperately tried to save died isn't a happy ending. The random people and freaks we saw in the town not dying of the vampire plague when we had no connection to them wasn't big enough to feel meaningful to me. Count Orlok being defeated in of itself didn't really mean anything when Ellen had to sacrifice herself - it wasn't a worthy trade off. I guess when I say "happy" I really mean satisfactory, but that usually comes with some level of "happy". For me when a story ends in a sad way it feels like we're stuck in the middle of the story, at the "darkest before dawn" point and we never get to see the "true" ending.

And as a side note, did anyone else think "just hide in the fucking church already???" the whole ass movie? Like why do you bring up that he can't reach you on holy grounds and Thomas conveniently just forgets that…? And I also don't get why just destroying Orlok's grave didn't work to begin with? He'd have no grave to return to so he should die? Or would that then not stop the plague or whatever? I feel like I missed something because those seem like glaring plot holes.

No. 457414

>>455375
Julie Browns himbo song is so catchy I downloaded it to ogle the muscle himbos at the gym
>I like em big and — stupid!

No. 457537

>>451028
I loved this so much thank you for the Rec. going to be thinking for a while about it.

Also, what’s your everyone hates it but I love it movie? For me it’s suicide circle.

No. 458036

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This movie was so fucking cool. I absolutely love fast paced gorey japanese movies. IMO, Slashers are too slow and the effects are often reserved for small portions of the movies, whereas japanese gore films are truly an special effects spectacle. I am dissapointed there isnt a sequel, i ended up being super invested in the world-building.

No. 458077

I fucking hated the substance. terrible, porny moive. so fucking sick of libfem directors that thinks pandering to the male gaze as a form of critiquing an industry that panders to the male gaze is an artistic stroke of genius. no you bitch, you've done nothing but objectify women to make a buck. God I hate this world.

No. 458083

>>458077
it wasn't porny though. i saw more men say the scenes focusing on margaret qualley's body made them uncomfortable than say it was sexy, and that was the point.

No. 458086

>>458083
I think 40 minutes of shower scenes that slow pan around a woman's breasts and ass are porny. I think giving margaret qualley fake breats to make her physique 'like jessica rabbit' is porny. I think having shots of her fall on top of naked demi moore while they struggle against one another is porny. you are delusional to think otherwise. this film was so shallow.

No. 458087

>>458086
your opinion is in the minority for a reason lol it was a disgusting movie through and through and all the shots of naked bodies were meant to be excessive and displaying them like meat

No. 458088

best monologue of all time

No. 458089

>>458087
>and displaying them like meat
exactly. sexualized meat. that is the entire point of the film. the 2 women are sexualized throughout the entire movie, and it ends with her destorying herself in the pursuit of remaining sexually attractive. so, yes, it's porny. I don't know why you're so upset over this fact.
>your opinion is in the minority
>implying the general public has good taste in films…

No. 458092

>>458089
i don't know why you're unable to understand that the movie was saying the commodification of female bodies is bad and that being "porny" is inherently a bad thing

No. 458093

>>458092
my God. I know that's what the movie was trying to say. As I said in my original post
>fucking sick of libfem directors that thinks pandering to the male gaze as a form of critiquing an industry that panders to the male gaze is an artistic stroke of genius.
I just don't agree that using that exact commodification of women does anything but adds another film to the mountain of films that commodify women. and I'm allowed to think the movie is shit because of those choices. maybe next time you should explain why you liked x in a movie, instead of acknowledging that x exists but 'that's the point!!'

No. 458096

>>458093
nta but i think i somewhat agree. a lot of us here agree that sex work and pandering to the 'male gaze' isn't empowering or 'taking back' anything, and i think the same logic can sorta be applied with film

No. 458097

>>458096
did you watch the movie? it's hardly pandering to show a piece of chicken exploding out of margaret qualley's legs as it's doing the "porny camera" or watch her turn into a toothless lump

No. 458099

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>>458097
thats why i said somewhat, i think sometimes the sexualisation can be a bit egregious, coralie fargeat seems to walk the line tastefully, however sometimes it feels overly sexualised. i know that it's her style but sometimes the lines blur to me. what are your opinions on revenge? i'm about to rewatch actually

No. 458102

>>458097
The body horror scenes don’t erase the many scenes where naked female bodies are put on display in a heavily sexualized way anon

No. 458126

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>>458099
samefag and review. maybe spoilers?
she still conveys all of the messages clearly but sometimes the overall scenes seem too porny considering the visceral-ness of what will come next.
as a woman, i felt ill during the off-camera rape scenes, they're filmed to show the reality of what is happening without romanticising it.
however, even without searching online, i know that the scenes from this movie+the substance are posted on porn sites regularly. that's not to say that men won't sexualise literally anything, but we don't need our protags to be in barely any clothes and airheaded until she has to defend herself.
overall it is very clear a woman directed this film and as a rape-revenge trope movie it stands out significantly against others in the genre, it is definitely refreshing. sometimes i just can't help but raise my eyebrows in a lot of modern films directed by women whenever it leans on scrote-y imagery, but that's just me. there is a tasteful way to do female nudity, and fargeat isn't doing it like a moid would, but sometimes it does feel pandery.

No. 458198

Is the live action Kim Possible worth watching? It seems goofy and unintentionally funny.

No. 458261

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I rewatched Survive Style 5+ the other day. I wish they would release a blu ray. The colors and settings in this movie are so vivid, the dvd doesn't give it justice. It's such a fun movie. The bird dad segment is my favorite.

>>458036
I miss that era of over the top dumb japanese splatters. You should watch Meatball Machine if you havn't already.

No. 458309

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>>458261
>I miss that era of over the top dumb japanese splatters
same. The 00s had the best splatters.

No. 458312

>>458309
That movie was so fun. It's on Tubi right now. I'm probably going to watch it again soon.

No. 458320

>>458089
i agree with you anon. the "point" of the movie being that women are heavily objectified and commodified does not negate its heavily pornographic imagery (the pump it up sequences are genuinely like gooner porn videos). there's a reason qualley had to drink & smoke weed before filming the heavily sexual scenes, she felt too ashamed of herself to go through with it otherwise (subtly reminds me of pornstars needing to get wasted to go through with filming scenes - not the same level but there's a disturbing parallel). all of that aside, it disappoints me that so many anons heavily defend the film by saying it's just 3deep5me and that its message really resonated with them (what message? ageing is seen as a horrible thing for women? women are objectified? the movie has the subtlety of a sledgehammer when it comes to these topics but is equally confused in what it'd like to say since it perpetuates the idea that ageing is monstrous anyway rather than embracing it).

No. 458324

>>458320
>it perpetuates the idea that ageing is monstrous anyway rather than embracing it
yeah you're right it definitely says that ageing is terrible and no woman should want to age even though there's a guy who wants to date elisabeth but she ruins it by judging herself and continues using the substance. it's a portrait of what happens when women do ascribe to that patriarchal idea. they destroy themselves.

No. 458343

>>458324
the film has a very immature concept of ageing in itself (rapid ageing = body literally rotting). and lol at the evidence of the film saying ageing is actually fine being a random guy she knew a while ago wanting to go out with her. the most surface-level way of depicting that ageing isn't actually that scary - some men will still want to date you! the film is extremely one-note and predictable. the scene where elisabeth is mocking sue while bitterly cooking looking like a haggard witch felt extremely tonally childish & reductive to her character.

No. 458358

>>458343
>felt extremely tonally childish & reductive to her character.
how? she's completely consumed by her desires to be seen as young and enviable by the public. the point of the random guy isn't "don't worry ladies you can still get a date", it's to show that her view of herself is incorrect. she's not used-up damaged goods that nobody likes. that's how she views herself. and she's so consumed by the patriarchal standards that she's willing to slowly kill herself. elisabeth is a person completely corrupted by fame and female standards.

No. 458371

>>458320
>what message? ageing is seen as a horrible thing for women? women are objectified? the movie has the subtlety of a sledgehammer when it comes to these topics but is equally confused in what it'd like to say
One of the themes is addiction and how addicts isolate + eventually fuck themselves over when they can't give up something that is contributing to their self destruction. Elisabeth has the opportunity multiple times through the movie to stop taking the substance but she can't bring herself to do it

No. 458436

>>458343
It's body horror, it portrays aging as rotting because it's scary and it's an exaggeration of people's fear of aging

No. 458464

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No. 458488

>>458464
have any of you actually bothered watching it?

No. 458492

>>458488
ayrt- no, I just posted that because I have seen nothing but hate for it and thought it was funny, I don't really have much of an opinion on th e movie. the oscars are a joke anyway

No. 458494

>>458358
>>458371
>>458436
i really pray the bar for a good meaningful movie about women's issues will be set higher than this

No. 458499

Are Doris Wishman movies any good?

No. 458501

>>458494
>doesn't respond with anything meaningful when her argument falls apart
go back to complaining about nosferatu or whatever

No. 458504

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>>458494
I think Reddit would be a much more likeminded community for you

No. 458505

It’s always very tiring when anons choose the most mediocre movies to either rabidly defend or viciously tear apart. Praying that one day you guys will pick an actually interesting movie to fight over.

No. 458506

>>458505
if it makes you tired close your eyes and take a nap. who cares

No. 458516

>>458504
Nayrt and OT but it almost warms my heart seeing shit like this kek. It's like these people's disbelief has been so thoroughly suspended that they can't get themselves out of the story at all and are perpetually stuck in a watsonian state. Or maybe that's the consequence of horrible education leaving most people with almost nil literature/movie analysis and critical thinking skills.

No. 458518

>>458501
when you've talked to people about films enough, you realise it's kinda useless because sometimes you just fundamentally view them in different ways. i just don't enjoy movies where the director clearly assumes the audience is retarded and needs everything explained five times over - the scene where elisabeth encounters the old man in the cafe and realises it's the nurse was awful. it could've stopped at him recognising & speaking to her - that would be enough to signal it was him. instead, the film opted to show him dropping his wallet and the card falling out, his scar, and a flashback on top of it. somehow this isn't extremely patronising to others. maybe i just haven't numbed my brain with enough slop from the past decade to be unbothered by this stuff. there's also this embarrassing tendency anons have where they assume anonymous people they disagree with are all the same - haven't even seen nosferatu.

No. 458519

>>458518
>you realise it's kinda useless because sometimes you just fundamentally view them in different ways
Right, so why do you keep replying and whining like we need to care about your opinion and how it's oh so superior to any anons who liked the movie? Get over yourself.(infighting)

No. 458529

>>458516
Redditors have a big overlap with the TV Tropes autists who think that "subversion" the absolute peak of writing and anything that isn't meticulously spoonfed to the audience is a plot hole.

No. 458579

Anyone else looking forward to Jurassic World rebirth? I love the original JP but disliked the JW movies with omg alpha male Chris Pratt on a bicycle taming raptors with dumb hand movements. This seems like a step up from that despite the unfunny dialogue in the trailer. I'm excited about the dinos, the sauropods look so good. I don't hate the mutant thing either.

No. 458594

>>458579
no, these movies are trash. i still watch them though lol i'm a dino autist and like seeing the dinosaurs (even though they also make me mad)

No. 458600

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>>458594
You and me both sis. I love dinos too much to not see them. Got higher hopes for this one than the others though.

No. 458619

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>>458600
tbh i don't mind them leaning into the hybrid dino thing, since that was always was JP was. they were never meant to be the actual species recreated. i love seeing realistic dinos CGI'd into JP though.

however, shit like this is unforgivable to me. the indoraptor's teeth make no goddamn sense. it's not a crocodile, where its teeth are specifically designed to not dry out + it goes in the water enough to keep them clean. why are its teeth OUTSIDE its jaw. it's a total biological disaster. it just has its teeth showing because it "looks scary" but it takes me out of it. kinda like the absurdly giant oversized mosasaurus. also, the way the indoraptor acts like a fucking horror movie monster more than an actual animal is annoying. that's a problem with a lot of the JW dinos. they aren't creatures exploring or looking for food and causing death and destruction by that point, they actively put themselves in harm's way to "be scary". like the fucking baryonyx going through lava just to bite at the people? huh?

i saw one of the JWs with a friend (the most recent one i think idk they blur together) and she was asking me if the pyroraptor "actually did that" (aka dove under FREEZING WATER to chase people and jump back up) … i was like no. there's no evidence of any dromaeosaur ever being able to swim, and even if they were decent swimmers like t-rex has been proven to be, they wouldn't be diving into the water and popping back up like a damn penguin just to hunt. that's stupid. ofc i didn't say it like that to her, she isn't into dinos like me, but tl;dr i hate how the JW dinos act more than their designs.

No. 458623

also have this more accurate depiction of the velociraptors for fun (oversized deinonychus, still not fully accurate but moreso) this vid made me cry.

No. 458790

>>458619
Love me some dinosaur sperging kek. I agree that design is a travesty. The penguin pyrorapter move was definitely a jumping the shark moment, and no animal would run towards lava!
>>458623
Oh yeah I've seen that, it's so well done. I wonder what the velociraptor will be like in JWR. It might sadly possibly be a mutant.
At least we have Prehistoric planet for great portrayal of raptors!

No. 458800

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>>458790
Btw I'm intrigued by the mutant in the trailer. I've seen so many say it looks like a standard alien monster but I wonder if it's an early t-rex trial clone with too much frog DNA, which would explain the round face and long limbs. I hope it jumps like a frog and say ribbit kek

No. 458832

>>458506
I care because I’d rather we talk about good movies, instead of having the same circular arguments for months on end.

No. 458896

>>458832
why don't you post about a good movie then?

No. 459011

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Did someone say good movie?

No. 459060

>>458320
Totally agreed with you, and I don't think it's "so many anons" defending the movie - it seems to be mostly that same person who got their panties in a twist about people not liking Poor Things, lol.

No. 459121

>>459060
God Poor Things was a shit-tier movie

No. 459122

>>458623
The realistic dinosaurs look so much better.

No. 459169

>>459060
Anon there can be more than one person with different tastes than you lol, Poor Things was gross and retarded but I enjoyed the Substance, it wasn't super deep or anything but I liked the way it was presented and I thought it was rich in terms of what you can take away and interpret from it. I get the author's intent in showing so much sexualization and I feel like the movie genuinely came from a place of being fed up and pissed off with the obsession about women's appearances and shameless dehumanization and objectification, and the way some revel in it despite it being self destructive because they've been convinced it gives them value and meaning. It wouldn't work if it was toned down, the movie is as shameless as what it criticizes because that's what the character subjects herself to, compares herself to and internalizes. Ultimately it shows a lot of extremes, Elisabeth is a normal aging woman, she becomes a "perfect" version of herself according to the male gaze, then so old and decrepit that she barely looks human, and a literal monster. A lot of moids probably don't care and coom because that's what they do but as a woman it resonated with me

No. 459389

>>459169
Sure, I didn't mean you. Let's say that person has a certain aggressive and annoying writing style that has been polluting the thread whenever someone has a different opinion about some movie than they have, and it's mostly concerning those two movies.
I actually respect your opinion, because you're intelligently explaining yourself and not immediately attacking others, while also pretending you're some extra-enlightened connoisseur (and everyone else is an idiot). Thank you!

No. 459452

>>459122
Right? They look really cool. Here is a version with modified sound as well, they sound so creepy with that low rumble.

No. 459461

>>458790
yeah, prehistoric planet is so peak. i think i would be less annoyed at JW if the dinos didn't act so retarded because like i said i can handle all kinds of wild designs, and i love speculative paleo art, and the JP dinos again aren't mean to be fully dinosaurs. they're genetic mutants. but i just can't get over the dinosaurs acting in completely counterproductive ways. they are still animals. they're not TRYING to scare people (except in some obvious scenes like the dilophosaurus threat displaying at nedry or the stegos defending their baby etc)… like, compare rexy breaking out of her paddock to everything the indoraptor does. the indoraptor creeps around and quite literally acts like the xenomorph in alien. that scene where it's in the bedroom stalking the little girl is SO cringe. meanwhile, rexy is simply curious. she looks around and experiments with these new things in her environment. nothing she does is extraneous or "suspenseful" aside from the pure terror of being at the mercy of this magnificent apex predator that could kill you in a heartbeat simply by accident. just one little bite to see if you're food, like a shark. that's the real problem with every movie from JP3 to the JW series in my opinion. and god fucking dammit don't get me started on how hard they anthropomorphized the raptors and turned blue into little more than toothless from HTTYD.

>>459452
it's very likely that dinos had rumbly and airy sounds more than deep roars, it's fucking cool. go check out a video of a cassowary doing territorial rumbling. be sure to wear headphones. just imagine that magnified and feeling it shaking your entire body.

No. 459484

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Just learned that Eggers is planning on directing a labyrinth sequel. That is going to be complete dogshit. He needs to stay the hell away from jim henson properties.

No. 459506

>>459389
Jesus Christ it’s been months why are you so obsessed with Poor Things? Everyone moved on already.
>>459484
But why? It’s not dark and edgy and serious. What is going to do with it? Definitely not improve it.

No. 459520

>>459484
Labyrinth already had a spiritual successor and it's called Mirrormask, how dare they

No. 459613

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No. 459755

>>459484
I'm an Eggerhead and I don't have high hopes for this, fairytale whimsy is the exact opposite of his vibe.

No. 459862

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I watched Les chambres rouges. I thought I was in for an horror movie (I have no clue why anyone is claiming it's one) but it is a courtroom drama/psychological "thriller".
I liked it. The performances of tbe actors were great and I liked the ambiguity of the main character until the end. I might have enjoyed it more if I wasn't waiting for the horror elements until the credits started rolling.

No. 459867

>>459862
I keep seeing it marketed as an horror movie and thats why I didn't watch it. I watched the trailer and it left me confused if it was really horror.

No. 459880

>>459867
You should watch it. It reminded me of Anatomy of a Fall.

No. 460112

>>459862
this could have been wlw

No. 460605

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I just watched a movies called “Unlocked”. It’s korean, and I was wondering if anyone had any good recs for similiar korean psychological thriller type movies?

No. 460620

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Stupidest shit I've seen in a while

No. 460623

>>460620
Same, this guy is a hit or miss.

No. 460628

>>460620
I've seen mixed reviews that it works as a comedy unironically. Is that true?

No. 460854

>>460620
I haven't seen this but I did watch this review of it (withs spoilers) and everyone who has seen it has told me it's the dumbest thing they've ever seen, I don't know how he expected anyone to take this seriously. I sometimes think shyamalan is trolling us

No. 460864

>>460854
i was gonna link this. i love jaime french. her review of the happening + trap are also so good

No. 461032

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I just watched a movie from 2013 called Austenland. The premise is a woman who is obsessed with Jane Austen's books and the movie adaptations (she has a cardboad cutout of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy in her apartment) decides to go on vacation to England to "Austenland," a roleplaying adventure for Austen geeks. Everyone who goes gets a romance storyline, they ride horses, rent costumes and the like.

I thought it was going to be lame but it was genuinely so cute and Jennifer Coolidge really stood out as the comedic relief. I don't usually like romantic comedies but I think I'll probably watch this again, it was a refreshing light way to enjoy a Sunday morning. That being said I'd be slightly embarrassed recommending it to anyone in person, maybe it's a guilty pleasure.

No. 461044

>>446771
Historically the virgin wasn't naked

No. 461101

>>459862
I just watched this and loved it so much, ty for the rec! The main character was so interesting and I kept getting more and more invested and fascinated by her as the movie went on. Clementine was so sweet and touching and the actress did such a great job portraying her, I loved the scene were they play squash. I know Kelly-Anne was kind of a psychopath but their friendship was really cute

No. 461197

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Why does this faggotry exist

No. 461382

>>461197
Agreed but I appreciated the realism. Like when he hits someone in the head with a wrench it's sickening how realistic it sounds. Ellen Page is awful in this movie.

No. 461451

>>461382
Only part I liked was when he got raped but he should've been raped in prison by tyrone instead

No. 461590

>>461032
Litteraly me frfr(integrate)

No. 461612

>>461197
I hate this movie, I watched it with my dad when I was a kid and because my parents would rage like fucking tards when I would literally get up and leave during sexual scenes (I was a kid and it scared me) I had to sit through some excruciatingly long seconds of the rape scene as a child before .y retarded, useless dad hit fast forward on the remote. TL;dr my dad sucks shit.

No. 461729

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>>461197
When it comes to normal-guy-becomes-superhero movies nobody cares about I think picrel is much better in comparison to Super.
Defendor is a legit retard and he fights crime with his marbles, wasps and lime juice. I really like the lime juice scene, it's quite funny.

No. 461744

>>461729
Cool I added it to my watchlist, the cover reminds me of mystery men & I fuckin loooved mystery men

No. 461872

My dream last night reminded me that Lisa Frankenstein was a great movie.
My dream was about some time travelers making a version of the story in the early 1900s staring Mary Pickford and Buster Keaton. My first thought upon waking was actually
>That would not pass the Hays Code…

No. 461888

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Watched the new Bridget Jones movie. I didn't even know they were making it, then saw a commercial for it- didn't even read the synopsis. I liked the previous ones because I think they're cute romcoms so I was excited to see it. It was depressing, in a bittersweet way. I wasn't prepared for it.

No. 461918

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>>461612
sage because this is majorly OT, but anon I'm so sorry you went through that. I would get up and storm out if my dad put on a movie that was too sexual for my liking and my mother always supported me and would usually shame my dad into shutting the movie off. My mom was not perfect but I'm appreciating her more now. Not everyone deserves a child, especially not a daughter.

No. 462131

I just watched Megan is Missing. It was so uncomfortable and disgusting to watch. That scene where Megan was describing her sexual assault. The scene where Amy got raped. Just ick.

No. 462481

>>460620
It was so bad, even for M. Knight. I had no idea what he was even going for. I hated it so much especially the idea that the two kids became teenagers, immediately had sex, had a baby and the baby dies. What purpose did that even serve??

No. 462483

>>462131
I'm convinced that was a fetish movie. If you cant write a horror movie without depicting graphic rape, you are hiding something. You are a failed writer who should have their hard drives looked at.

No. 462522

>>461197
Ellen Page has such a bad track record with creepy directors and actors it's no wonder she trooned out.

No. 462537

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>>462483
I would say that actors coming out of filming with trauma is also the mark of a shitty director. The arguments I see in the defense of the torture porn in MiM are so similar to people defending Sam Levinson productions. A lot of these male directors get away with filming their pornsick fetishes under the guise of "awareness" and I'm tired of normies falling for it

No. 462595

>>462537
holy hell. i am not squeamish at all, i grew up on rotten.com and have seen more cartel beheadings and serial killer tapes and darkweb fetish content than i wish i had, but after googling this and seeing the headgear/death photograph i am sickened. especially due to this knowledge that it traumatized the actress. it REALLY looks like the aftermath of some of the most vile killers who targeted women for sexual and hateful reasons and i have to also assume it was created by a violent misogynist who wanted an excuse to film what he wants to do or see irl.

No. 462596

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i now want to behead this moid

No. 462597

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>>462131
>Megan Is Missing is a 2011 American found footage psychological horror film[4] written, directed, edited, and co-produced by Michael Goi.[5]
We should talk about my ex's illegal porn fantasies and immortalize them too you guys

No. 462598

>>462596
What moid? We don't know what this is a reference to. You're just bringing up the idea of 14 year olds giving blowjobs to elderly scrotes unprompted for some reason

No. 462599

>>462537
>In October 2011, New Zealand's Office of Film and Literature Classification banned Anchor Bay's release of this film by classifying it as "objectionable". They claimed that it contained sexual violence and sexual conduct involving young people to such an extent and degree, and in such a manner that if it was released it would be 'injurious to the public good'. They went on to say that it relished in the spectacle of one girl's ordeal, including a three-minute rape scene. They also stated that it sexualized the lives of young teenage girls to a "highly exploitative degree".
New Zealand did something right

No. 462603

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>>462599
It was written by a closeted pedo-daddy-dom faggot who hangs out with Ryan Murphy. What else would you expect?
>Work with Ryan Murphy
>As director of photography, Goi first worked with prolific writer/producers Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk on their (with Ian Brennan) FOX musical comedy Glee, in 2011, with the episode "Asian F".

>That same year he also began work on the duo's new FX series American Horror Story. His first episode on the series was the Murder House installment "Rubber Man". He went on to work on Murphy's short-lived NBC comedy The New Normal; and the trio's 2015 horror/comedy Scream Queens. During the fourth season of American Horror Story, Goi made his series directorial debut with "Magical Thinking". He served as the series' exclusive cinematographer from the premiere of Asylum, until the end of the fifth season. He was succeeded in the capacity by Breaking Bad's Nelson Cragg, with the commencement of the sixth year.[3]

No. 462606

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>>462603
samefag he pays to have his search images professionally curated and only wears sunglasses to red carpet events now. When you catch him with them off, it's obvious why. Hopefully he is going blind or something too

No. 462612

>>462598
NTA but the moid in this context is the director of Megan is Missing, and the blowjob mention is because in the movie 14 year old Megan recounts a story about being forced to blow a camp counselor when she was 10. But of course the lead in to the story is her saying it's empowering to blow men (And majorly OT but at 3:43 the director was too busy jacking off to notice the mom actress fucked up)

No. 462616

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>>462612
>Megan Is Missing is a 2011 American found footage psychological horror film[4] written, directed, edited, and co-produced by Michael Goi.[5]

No. 462622

>>462598
we're obviously talking about the only movie being discussed right now, which is megan is missing, you fucking idiot

No. 462631

>>462622
I'm the first anon who identified him by name outside of another random text crop. Dehydration is rough after menopause, you should take a break from lc and go drink some apartment tap(baiting)

No. 462633

>>462631
what a scrotey thing to say, cringe

No. 462634

>>462633
I'm sure you'll be less aggressive after you finish jerking off to your "upsetting" movie anon(infighting/baiting)

No. 462636

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>>462634
>you sound like a scrote
>no YOU jerked off to it and it's not even a gross or fucked up movie even though it's about some 50 year old man fantasizing about killing teen girls

No. 462649

>>462597
literal ugly bastard from hentai

No. 462652

>>462131
I googled this movie to jumpstart my memory and it's even worse because a bunch of real missing posters for girls and women came up in my search results. I hate how it was directed by a scrote. They will never understand these topics because they either see it as a 2edgy gorefest scenario (disrespectful) or fetish fuel.

No. 462657

>>460620
The comic it’s based on was shit so it’s no wonder that the movie sucked.

No. 462668

>>462612
>mom actress fucked up
wait what did she mess up? was it the clatter sound after Amy asks that question?

No. 462670

>>462668
Upper right corner of Megan's window, the mom reached too early to grab the blanket

No. 462792

>>462636
>doesn't post pedophile's name
>doesn't post pedophile's image
>omg this movie is soooo bad you guys
>infights with me
>infights with me some more
The world would truly be a better place with more anons like you faggot



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