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No. 494055

>Be sure to give names when posting new ships to the thread, dont be shy to sperg info

No. 494058

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thank you for the new thread nonna, still can't believe how fast the first one filled up kek

No. 494059

Previous thread >>490875

No. 494063

>>494055
Love the OP pic, gj

tbh you guys are making me seethe that I didn't get Oasis tickets and now they're like 300-400 for a terrible seat

No. 494065

>>494063
a brave fujo will film for us, trust

No. 494066

>>494063
Same, I'm an american poorfag and I was pacing around my room seething that I'll never see them molest each other on stage. It's not fair!!

No. 494074

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>>494017
Kek he keeps using that word so I looked it up and this was the first result
bringing my post from the last thread because I'm retarded and didn't realize there was a new one

No. 494077

File: 1747089422598.gif (Spoiler Image,876.02 KB, 498x405, IMG_4494.gif)

Mclennon fags this one’s for you

No. 494078

>>494055
Jeeze, I took a nap and the last thread maxed out kek. Good job with the threadpic, op!

No. 494081

>>494074
is that supposed to be the manchester version of bumbaclot lmao?

No. 494082

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>>494077
Bless that artist

No. 494087

>>494077
>>494082
Why are you spoilering these, they aren't NSFW kek
>>494081
There's like fifteen different ways to spell the fucking word, but I choose to believe Liam is retarded ♥

No. 494088

>>494077
This brought back a memory I wanted to share but didn't know where to do so. I had a friend back in middle school who was obsessed with One Direction. And she shipped Larry. At the time they just added the feature of sending and searching GIFs into WhatsApp, which we used as the main means of communication, and we had a class group. She searched Larry in the GIFs section and somehow accidentally sent a similar kissing animation GIF of the 2 1D dudes in the class group instead of her friend. They tore her apart for it because they were homophobic and fujophobic.

No. 494090

>>494087
Its still a bit much to blast the front page with.

No. 494091

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>>494087
It just feels porny when they're moving kek and don't wanna shock any innocent passers by

No. 494092

>>494090
I wish more people had your decorum. Some anons don't even spoiler people in underwear or clearly sexual positions because it's not "technically" nsfw. I wouldn't want this on my screen if someone pops up unannounced

No. 494095

>>494092
i just don’t care much anymore after being forced to see Shayna's pussy against my will

No. 494097

File: 1747090458311.mp4 (12.09 MB, 888x660, screenrecoridng.mp4)

i love this clip from the band divorce/incest marriage 99' conference, Liam gets out of the car and just idles waiting for Noel to get out so he could follow him. he needs his brother/father/handler. kawiwi.
>>494077 hot

No. 494099

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>>494097
the coordinated outfits really gets me

No. 494101

>>494099
Imagine noel picking out liams outfit for him in the morning…

No. 494104

>>494101
I mean, he did iron his clothes for him because he couldn't do it himself. so… possibly

No. 494107

>>494090
>>494092
We've been posting uncensored art of two different little brothers getting tongued by their older bros, I think the front page will survive.
>>494095
I Saw Shaynus's Vag On Lolcor's Front Page And All I Got Was This Lousy Thread
>>494091
Okay, that's fair anon kek. I've spoilered for less, I won't judge.

No. 494110

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>>494105
Your phrasing reminded me of a mclennon meme

For context
>"What happened," John explained, "is that Eppy just kept on and on at me. Until one night I finally just pulled me trousers down and said to him: 'Oh, for Christ's sake, Brian, just stick it up me fucking arse then.'
>"And he said to me, 'Actually, John, I don't do that kind of thing. That's not what I like to do.'
>"'Well,' I said, 'what is it you want to do, then?'
>"And he said, 'I'd really just like to touch you, John.'
>"And so I let him toss me off."
>And that was that. End of story.
>"That's all, John?" I said. "Well, so what? What's the big fucking deal, then?"
>"Yeah, so fucking what! The poor bastard. He's having a fucking hard enough time anyway." This was in reference to the "butch" dockers who, on several recent occasions, had rewarded Brian's advances by beating him to a bloody pulp.
>"So what harm did it do, then, Pete, for fuck's sake?" John asked rhetorically. "No harm at all. The poor fucking bastard, he can't help the way he is."
>"No need to get so worked up," I said. "You know I don't give a shit. What's a fucking wank between friends anyway?"

No. 494112

>>494055
my mcfaglon edit made it into the op yessss i love you nonna

>>494077
>>494082
so so cute i love them they stroke my little fujosoul. i like to imagine they fucked while high on various hallucinogens which manifested in bitter resentment for the following weeks as they both tried to deny to themselves that it ever happened and that they liked it

No. 494113

Can’t believe you lunatics maxed a thread in less than a week has this ever happened on /m/?

No. 494114

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>>494110
And while John was off on this romantic holiday with Brian getting handjobs, Paul was in Tenerife with the others seething and nearly drowning

No. 494115

>>494113
farmers have been yearning for british yaoi and we didn't even fucking know it until this thread hit /m/ like the plane that hit the twin towers.

No. 494116

>>494113
the ladies yearn for rpf. also, if any nons have fic recs for mclennon, lay them on me. i'd like some summer reading. oasisfags are free to contribute too so long as it's long and whumpy

No. 494117

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>>494113
the nonies yearn for moid abuse by brother proxy

No. 494118

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>>494114
John kept trying to tell people about it but nobody would believe him

>John told me he had had a one-night stand with Brian, on a holiday with him in Spain, when Brian had invited him out, a few days after the birth of Julian in 1963, leaving Cyn alone. I mentioned this brief holiday in the book, but not what John had alleged had taken place. Partly, I didn't really believe it, though John was daft enough to try almost anything once. John was certainly not homosexual, and this boast, or lie, would have given the wrong impression. It was also not fair on Cynthia, his then wife.


>John himself said he finally allowed Brian to make love to him “to get it out of the way.” Those who knew John well, who had known him for years, don’t believe it for a moment. John was aggressively heterosexual and had never given a hint that he was anything but.

No. 494119

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>>494118
And that photo is from a legit RPF movie called the Hours and Times about their holiday where they make out in the bath

No. 494120

>>494115
fujo… together… strong

No. 494122

>>494110
Sorry for deletion nonnie, I'm a mobilefag and hit post too early.
Anyways, am I an autist falling for the funniest most elaborate fujomemes, or have these guys been openly talking about jerking each other off and it never made it into public awareness about the Beatles?

No. 494123

>>494063
If they were cheaper I’d want to do an LC RPF meetup

No. 494125

>>494120
For too long we have been oppressed by the fujosperg who chimps out if anyone mentions two moids kissing. Our time is NOW
>>494117
It's true, I'm a manbeater at heart.

No. 494126

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>>494115
I always knew I was yearning I just didn't feel comfortable posting on here because anons hate 2D and are merciless on moids they find ugly (which is all of them)

>>494116
Some of the best authors on ao3 are
>Merseydreams
>Paisana
>Milaway
>Tikk
>Moeexyz
>Skua
>Obstinatrix
>downtothelastdrop
>thinkpink20

>>494122
John possibly having sex with their manager is pretty well known by fans but not quite confirmed enough to be accepted as canon. He told some people he did and some people he didn't, and you know male fans are gonna just decide he didn't. Beatles authors are also really retarded and do the craziest mental gymnastics to pretend John was straight. This is from the author who published Yoko telling him that John wanted to have an affair with Paul
>“No, he wasn’t sexually attracted to Paul. Paul was very very pretty, but he actually wasn’t someone who made gay men fancy him. John was much more likely to make a gay man like Brian Epstein because John seemed so straight, there was nothing sort of girly about John at all. But John wanted to be, in his mind, a real artist, that is someone who painted and did sculpture. And he thought that a real artist or he called it a bohemian, should be open to all experiences. He should perhaps have a homosexual experience. Who was around? Paul was around. They used to share beds you know, in these cheap hotels when they would go around with the Beatles. There was never any question of Paul ever reciprocating such a thing, it was merely a thought that according to Yoko had flitted across John’s mind. Now John could use sexuality, I mean he did somewhat play on the fact that Brian Epstein, the Beatles manager, was in love with him you know, but it was just a game really with John.”

No. 494129

>>494126
Anons hate 3d I mean! and love 2d.

No. 494130

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sped zoomer liam would be a cow would noel WK him or egg it on so liam has no choice but to run crying to him?

No. 494135

>>494130
I disagree with that version of genz liam. He doesn't give me neet vibes.

No. 494137

>>494130
Gen Z liam would probably be a streamer or some shit (barf).

No. 494138

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>>494135
maybe not in spirit but pre oasis he was unemployed (mostly) and not going to school + living at home with mom kek. To play devils advocate, the latter half of oasis till now Liam repeatedly says he hates partying and likes to be in bed by 9pm. Now especially hes made comments about only hanging out with his family and just staying in, doing hippie shit like running. so. maybe he is a neet.

No. 494139

>>494130
I also think he would be a major cow but not a NEET
>would noel WK or egg him on
Noel would hold a pillow over his face for too long and make it worse.
>>494137
Youtuber

No. 494146

>>494135
Liam has (or had) too much sex and does too many drugs in clubs/bars to be a NEET

No. 494147

>>494130
This fanart is gross i feel like it was made by a TIF kinnie. I want more qt Asian and Russian art. He’s just an autist

No. 494148

I don’t want to imagine him as gen z because gen z moids aren’t capable of producing this level of high quality faggotry bc of irony poisoning.

No. 494151

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>>494091
this artstyle is so freaking good

No. 494152

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>>494151
someone get one of these to liam

No. 494154

>>494147
Awwww Nona the artist for this is KR fujo I think

No. 494183

>>494154
I apologize

>>494092
Nah post those boys and awaken some more fujos to recruit them to our party

No. 494189

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No. 494190

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No. 494195

File: 1747099098856.mp4 (12.14 MB, 888x654, ScreenRecording_05-12-2025 18-…)

>boops brother on the head
>runs away
>does not elaborate
this shit is so kawiwi i cant.

No. 494200

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nincompoop

No. 494202

>>494104
source now. im losing it. the abuse cycle. noel being mean and smacking liam around before rough sex then the next morning ironing his clothes and picking out his outfits and making him some breakfast (which is always some bland boring thing because liam is autistic)

>>494200
fingersucker

No. 494208

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>>494202i thought i hallucinated this at first but nope theyre that crazy (1/2)

No. 494209

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>>494208
>>494202
and to top it all off (2/2)

No. 494210

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>>494209
i had to look up what sooty and sweep are kek how cute

No. 494211

>>494208
he probably did want noel to wipe his ass tbh

>>494209
there’s something intensely intimate on the level of tongue kissing (perhaps even more so because the both of them decided to share that with a huge audience) how noel fixes up liam’s sloppiness, from adjusting his accessories to dusting off his shirt (like in that one quote) or apparently ironing his clothes, that’s something a lover will do to their partner (usually the woman trying to make her lazy loser boyfriend presentable) it’s adorable… buncha freaks

No. 494214

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I don't go here but I love how this is basically the Britbong RPF thread. As someone who despises RPF in hockey fandom, I support Beatles-Oasis-Blur RPF supremacy on Lolcor.

No. 494217

>>494214
I don’t like RPF in general and find the fanfic painfully cringe but I really like the weirdo Oasis dynamic and the Beatles fans are adorable

No. 494220

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So nobody ships Starrison? Really? I’m the only one who likes George and Ringo? I skimmed through the whole thread and saw no starrison posts..

No. 494221

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Spent the past couple days digging through a handful of those old livejournals and tumblr blogs to find my old favorite McLennons. Its been oddly nostalgic in a very sweet way. Think this pic has been my favorite find so far though.

No. 494222

>>494220
sad truth is ringo is kinda ugly nona

No. 494223

>>494222
Indeed he is, but I still think they’re cute together…

No. 494224

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>>494214
Mmmm, even bandom was getting posted more than Blur, the blurfags were only posting to complain that blur wasn't getting posted enough kek
>>494220
See this post >>>/m/493572 and do the work yourself.

No. 494225

I wanna dig into the blursis manufactured rivalry once my heart is ready, young damon is indeed the hottest moid posted in these threads so far so he does have that at least.

No. 494226

>>494225
thats what I keep saying. a damon albarn gcest sandwhich would bring about a new age of enlightenment

No. 494227

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For the green day anon from the last thread! I still haven't found the ship art, but I know it's somewhere…

>>494225
He really was the hottest until he walled, it's such a shame. watch out, one anon has a vendetta and might explode kekkkk
>>494226
I'm hearing what you're saying and I'm sending fujo energies out into the world, hopefully some of our beloved chinese or korean artists receive the message.

No. 494231

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>>494227
vendetta anon here
KEEP THAT TWINK AWAY FROM MY TOXIC ABUSIVE INCEST!!!!(infighting)

No. 494233

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>>494226
Do not bring your liberal agenda to my god given abusive incest grrrrr(infighting)

No. 494234

>>494233
noel really told liam to stand off the incline to look shorter than him

No. 494236

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>>494225
Damon was definitely the hottest although not my fav.

I didn't see if anyone has posted these pics of him and Liam playing football yet?

No. 494240

File: 1747110231477.jpg (1.12 MB, 1080x1523, slide_away_24 on twitter.jpg)

Ah, Damon, you lucky Pierre…

>>494236
I don't think so! You should post any photos you have of them, I would like to see them.

No. 494243

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>>494240
I'm not even in either fandom but it's still been stuck in my brain for ages

No. 494244

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>>494243
Sorry to the Damon hater btw

No. 494245

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No. 494246

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>>494126
Thank you for the list of authors, nonna. Hope to check them all out soon, maybe I'll even recognize a few fics from the lot

No. 494247

>>494245
>>494244
These are SO CUTE what is WRONG with this man. I feel like I'm going to implode.
I saw a gif of Liam messing with Damon at the same event but I can't find it now, will try to relocate it

No. 494250

>>494244
I bet he did this just to make Noel jealous (Noel doesn’t stalk Liam or even use social media and he didn’t see it)

No. 494254

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>>494220
I’m just incapable of picturing Ringo in any sort of romantic or sexual scenario tbh. Really, I see all the other Beatles as good friends except John and Paul because of how intriguing (and hot kek) their dynamics are, and how absolutely insane and endless their lore is

>>494126
Don’t forget livejournal anon! Most of the authors from the old Mclennon communities didn’t transfer their fics onto ao3. There are some really good ones there. I recommend hb_princess - especially her fics “Admit it” and “Shakespeare and roses”. I’m slightly ashamed to say the number of times I’ve read them, the angst and the smut is just divine

No. 494255

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>>494225
Why is he like this. I know the pictures being not so high definition probably helped, but christ. Not to burgerfag, but he's like a british Gerard Way to me.

No. 494256

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>>494255
And have this, too, I thought it was cute.

No. 494257

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Thoughts on Tom Chaplin and Tim Rice-Oxley from Keane? Just checked and they have a total of 7 fics at ao3, I wonder if they have cute fanart like the Gallaghers but idk where to look for. I went to a concert last year and the way Tim looks at Tom when singing Hamburg Song made me scream.
Also gotta bless these threads I never thought I would actually end up shipping the brothers, I've never been that much interested in rpf or incest shit and here I am checking constantly for more oasis content

No. 494258

>>494257
I've never heard of them, but they look cute! Did they play grabass on stage?
You can try digging through the profiles of the fic authors on ao3. Sometimes they link to their tumblr or twitter, or their ao3 handles are shared with other accounts. They typically interact with fandoms off ao3, so you can find the fandom tags through these alternate accounts. Don't forget to check the users leaving comments as well.

No. 494259

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>>494245
>>494243
And yet this is what he says! liam is so funny kek

No. 494260

>>494259
Negging Damon, but can't stop slurping Noel's knob. The duality of man.

No. 494261

Friendly reminder any weird thing Noel did with his brother after the release of God Thinks I'm Abel in 2005 he did with FULL established and legal knowledge that his brother wanted to sex him bad

>I could be your lover

>You could be all mine
>We'd go on forever
>Til the end of time
>You could be my best friend
>Stay up all night long
>You could be my railroad
>We'd go on and on

>You could be my enemy

>I guess there's still time
>I'd get 'round to loving you
>Is that such a crime?
>Let's get along, there's nothing here to do
>Let's go find a rainbow
>I could be wrong but what am I to do?
>Guess God thinks I'm Abel

>No one can break us

>No one could take us
>If we try
>Come along, let's make it tonight

No. 494263

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>>494260
Well Noel's been brainwashing that kid inside and out his entire life how can any other man find a foothold… unironically explains why he doesn't seem to give a shit about his wives and kids kek the cycle. he's broken.

No. 494264

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Anons ITT how do you feel about RPF mpreg, incest or otherwise? Personally I think Paul could have been a good stepfather to Julian.(spoiler)

No. 494265

>>494263
Never in my life have I wanted to be able to read Korean so badly…

No. 494267

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No. 494268

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>>494261
This song is just… alot. what intrigues me is Liam drawing parallels to cain and abel (dark) while the content of the song is pretty optimistic. The narrative theme is centered around a biblical story about le big brother murdering le little brother which i find very chic of him to write about as he grew up catholic and went to catholic school kek – but the song is hopeful and has a happy ending. The dichotomy of it is very interesting, I wish he wrote more like this during oasis. Too bad noel wouldve broken his legs + bullied him for trying to write kek

No. 494269

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>>494264(Responding to bait)

No. 494270

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>>494268
Imagine all the brotherfucking noelthirsting songs he would have put out if noel had let him write. Maybe it's a good thing he kept him down, kept Liam from shouting about their relationship from the rooftops only Noel is allowed to do that apparently

No. 494271

>>494260
he's such a brat
>>494261
noel leading him on as usual and i be he claimed it was about his wife/gf too
>>494264
absolutely fucking not… stawp(Responding to bait)

No. 494272

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No. 494273

>>494264
Nooo I can tolerate it with fictional characters but it gets too body horror with RPF.

Paul could've adopted Julian if only Cynthia accepted his proposal…

No. 494274

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>>494270
liam insisting wonderwall is about him makes le meme song serious fujo shit now.

>youre gonna be the one that saves me

>there are many things that i would like to say to you but i dont know how

the "youre my wonderwall" bit makes sense to me, because the dad said they called their childhood bedroom wall that because they drew on it and put alot of shit up. Liam being Noels muse, the wall with all their interests on it, it makes sense. or maybe im schizo fujo right now idk

No. 494275

>>494271
>i bet he claimed it was about his wife
nona im gonna hold your hand when i say this. he blatantly says its about noel

No. 494276

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>>494273
ngl i don't even like fanfic, no hate to anons here it just gets a little too weird for me when it's not fanart or silly theorizing like itt
>>494274
i think it was noel who said "i don't fucking know what any of those lyrics mean" but i like your tinfoils

No. 494277

Reposting the 15 minute long Gallagher bros interview/fight from the end of the last thread so that other anons can enjoy it. This charted at n.52 in the UK charts in November 1995.

No. 494278

>>494275
oh oops i thought that was a noel song. liam never says that shit u right only noel does

No. 494280

>>494258
thanks nona! I checked again and turns out 6 of the 7 fics are from the same author lol, but she had her socials so now i have a lead!
They are pretty tame actually so there's no assgrabbing afaik but they have a childhood friends backstory. Now that I remember the Gallaghers used to hate on and make fun of Keane (even when Tom, the singer, was battling his drug addiction) but they didn't seem to care and only responded nicely
pasting Hamburg Song because Tim wrote that for Tom and I honestly thought it was a love song the first time I heard it

No. 494288

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>>494274
Right? I swear I had the same experience and now it's no longer a meme but a very serious song to me, my fujo glasses are ON and locked.
>There are many things that I would like to say to you
>But I don't know how
This is so very Noel, remember the interview from his ex where he says that he's emotionally repressed and had trouble even telling her he loved her. So if this is about Liam, then it's tragic and sad. He just wants to express his affection to his spastic little brother but because of trauma he doesn't know how to, so he fights with him constantly and beats him instead. From this clip >>494277 you can see how fucking exhausting it must have been being around these two and Noel even says they have arguments like these "Hourly". He obviously loves Liam so much but he can only channel it through music (which he gaslights Liam about later), acts of service, violence, and random compulsive acts of possessiveness like grabbing him like he's holding on for dear life or making out with him out of nowhere (Noel walking towards Liam like a fucking SOLDIER in that loch lomond pic and "he stook it on me when I wasn't looking"). Then there's the moments where they or the press say "they're really close right now" and I just wanna know what that looked like so bad.

No. 494290

>>494280
Yay, happy to have helped!
It doesn't seem like there are fanartists from the cursory glance I took, but the author blogs about them a fair bit. Hope you fun, post any findings!
I like Hamburg Song! It's slower than I usually listen to, but pretty! I say it's a love song, it warrants fujoing out.

No. 494297

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Anons what do you think’s going on underneath the table? Look at Paul giggling and squirming forwards and nudging John with his elbow, and John’s smug ass face…. his hands were definitely doing something

No. 494298

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>>494297
tickling his balls

No. 494322

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My favorite activity is coming onto this thread and seeing that someone else has become a gcest truther. Similarly I am now a mclennon truther and I can't believe it's not widely known that John Lennon had inappropriate (male) relations with their manager

No. 494323

Sorry for ruining the thread with weeb shit but despite rpf not even being on my radar I'm assuming Tomokazu Sugita and Yuuichi Nakamura are secret lovers until proven otherwise even if Nakamura is married. Everyone they know jokes that they're so close they might as well be dating. I won't post pictures because they're unfortunately aging like milk.

No. 494325

>>494323
Post pics from when they were younger, then? Who the hell are they anyways

No. 494326

>>494323
You’re not ruining the thread, all the other ships in here are decrepit old British men it’s fine

No. 494327

>>494323
This is one of the first results when I google "yuuichi nakamura tomokazu sugita"

No. 494328

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Also, speaking of Tomokazu Sugita, I love this photo of him and I've been waiting for an excuse to post him (though here he is with Hideo Kojima)

No. 494329

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>>494325
Voice actors, but they also have a youtube channel named Tokyo Encounter in which they invite other voice actors and play video games together, for example they started playing Sonic Adventure 2 with some girl who wouldn't stop saying Shadow is her husbando since childhood. And Nakamura is also the narrator for Nintendo Direct trailers so a lot of Japanese people joke that he has amnesia and never remember recording sessions because he always pretends he's learning about new releases at the same time as everyone else.

No. 494332

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>>494222
ringo was cute for a moment in time, just look at how twinkish he is here. everyday i thank god for the beatles beach episode

No. 494333

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>>494328
>waiting for an excuse
This is why the thread isn't gonna make it once the gallagher spergs wander off. We are unapologetic autists together, or we die together.

No. 494334

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>>494333
i was contributing a ton and already lost interest due to some weird gcesters acting gatekeepy over rpf of all things, so i'll be taking my cute pics and videos elsewhere

you beatlesnonas are cool though hope you have fun

No. 494335

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>>494323
Are you kidding me nona? Take life by the balls and post your decrepit and ugly seiyuu without an ounce of shame. Look at this absolute raisin, I would still do a hot sex on him while he angrily cries to me about his brother

No. 494336

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>>494333
>>494334
It's okay I can take up her gcest posting duties

No. 494337

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>>494334
This is an anonymous imageboard, ma'am.
>>494335
God bless us, every one.

No. 494338

>>494328
The shitty wig is killing me kek

No. 494339

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>>494336
Fuck yeah, anon. Here, I'll help you out a bit.
>>494337
this is hardy_a9 on twitter btw, sorry my file isn't saving the name properly

No. 494340

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>>494335
What did he mean by this

No. 494342

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>>494339
cuuuuute I go to bed imagining if they ever shared the same bed

No. 494343

>>494340
They never had sex ed for fags so they were about to find out why you don't shove dish soap up your rectum

No. 494346

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No John/Paul mania is complete without pictures of them as teddy boys in leather from the early days

No. 494347

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>>494346
The reverential way Paul is looking at John… such a schoolboy hero worship crush

No. 494348

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>>494334
hypothetically there should be a thread for rpf everything else. but i don’t wanna be the one to make it in case it flops miserably . or alternatively everybody else just POST LOUDER

No. 494349

>>494348
most people look so gross from this angle but he still manages to look like a greasy basement angel

No. 494351

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>>494347
Remember when the bisexual beat poet Royston Ellis (who even tried to take credit for the inspiration behind the Beatles name, which is hilariously false) paid them a visit in Hamburg and got to discussing gay sex with them and said every 1 out of 4 guys are bisexual, and Paul immediately thought in a panic something along the lines of“shit what if that’s me”? Lmao… how interesting

(John later had a kinky threesome with Royston and his girlfriend by the way. Because of course he did. It even inspired the Beatles song Polythene Pam)

No. 494354

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No. 494355

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>>494348
Where have you been, it's been me holding the line against the british invasion
>POST LOUDER
I'M TRYING!!!
realistically, we don't want to split the thread because oasisfags are the reason it's moving fast at all. Nobody else is posting frequently enough to keep a second thread going

No. 494360

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>>494348
>hypothetically there should be a thread for rpf everything else. but i don’t wanna be the one to make it in case it flops miserably
we've been over this already why do you want to kill the thread so bad, the gcestfags will chill down eventually and it would just make both threads slower in this already slow-ass board. Fujos split danmei from the fujo thread which was idiotic and it harmed the thread and straight up killed danmei discussion. Plus it's not even true mclennonfags have been posting maybe 1/3 of what gcestfags have and now I'm deeply invested in their lore and doing my down deepdive into homo john lennon. Their only difference is that they're not scared to get autistic and post huge paragraphs describing and psychoanalysizing their history, that's all you have to do for your homos I promise.

Remember the golden rule of good storytelling is who are these people and why should I care?

>thread tax totally not!Paul McCartney in the bath

No. 494363

>>494360
I love Oniisan too but at least post one of her actual Beatles doodles.

No. 494364

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>>494346
Paul is so squishy he looks like the Pillsbury dough boy

No. 494365

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>>494363
This is how i find out she actually did draw beatles fanart and it's a fake band called the macaronis?

No. 494366

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No. 494369

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No. 494375

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>>494365
I love that you can recognise the interviews/scenes that she draws kek

No. 494378

>>494369
Great find nona! I can't believe i never saw her actual beatles art, and I own a bunch of her books kek. She's such an autist

No. 494379

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Erm….liam is learning zoomer slang on twatter…

No. 494381

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They’re driving me insane…

No. 494382

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>>494379
I think the hammer to the head has made him eternally 14

No. 494383

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>>494360
Nta but I could kiss you
>>494365
Oh, that's super fun!

No. 494388

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>>494383
Mcrsis I will admit I had a crush on Gerard when I was 12. how do you feel about him looking like he's about to troon out any day now?

No. 494389

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Does anyone else remember the burst of selfcest in bandom when Danger Days was released?

No. 494390

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>>494389
I had a third one somewhere but it got lost in my phone ugh

No. 494392

>>494388
nta but gerard in a dress would have had 2010 me doing flips, now he is walled so its ass. at least its more evidence against him ever being a top

No. 494395

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>>494392
Danger Days was iconic, I still remember it I think that's when I started using tumblr and there was just fanart everywhere. I feel sick he looks like a transbian now

No. 494397

>>494379
Eeww I hope he cuts it out, he's much funnier just doing his own thing and obsessing over Noel in his own psychotic distinctive way

No. 494399

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>>494388
Honestly, I had a very brief period of mourning, but then I reminded myself all moids are a disappointment and got over it. Plus, hadn't he already come out as nonbinary/genderfluid during his hesitant alien era?
Gerard's like any other man led around by his dick, he just tries to pretend he's above it all.
Picrel to see my point
>erm… I groped my bandmates and licked my brother's nipples for ART and POLITICS
The backlash this inflicted on rpf shippers at the time was annoying. It's incredible to see him trying to NLOG being in a rock band. Noel and Liam being freaks aside, a lot of dudes kiss and hump each other on stage, I promise you Bruce Springsteen wasn't kissing Clarence Clemons to own the conservatives.
https://x.com/gerardway/status/348534038497206272

No. 494402

>>494399
Typical moid spitting all over the fujos who carried his ugly ass to fame ungrateful bastard
this is why nobody should feel bad about doing RPF they're bringing it on themselves and then they act like they're sooo above it

No. 494403

>>494392
NTA but ughhh I know… the only "costume" that looked good from this time is when he dressed up like a knight. And even then his hair is so dry and brittle looking.
Do you want some fanart of Gerard in dresses? They make him look hot, at least.
>>494395
Did you ever follow tennyboo/askpoison? I remember me and my friend going through the blog and having so much fun kek. I can't believe her last post on that blog was 12 years ago…

No. 494409

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>>494399
>Plus, hadn't he already come out as nonbinary/genderfluid during his hesitant alien era?

Not quite, but he revealed in his Reddit AMA around 2015 iirc that he was talking about gender issues with his therapist, and how he always felt more connected to women and his feminine side. Just another feminine bisexual dude who fell into the tranny cult basically, it didn't really surprise me, considering how he much he loved talking about wearing dresses and sucking dick during MCR. It does surprise me he that hasn't fully trooned out yet, but I guess there's always time for that kek. Doesn't he go by he/they or some shit now too?

I agree it's annoying when they try to make it seem more that it really was. It'd genuinely be more admirable if he just came out and admitted he only did all those countless gay theatrics with Frank because he enjoyed it and they turned him on. Everyone already knows he's a massive exhibitionist, don't be such a coward about it Gee

No. 494411

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>>494402
Exactly, anon.
>>494409
See, but the "problem" is, he also did them with his brother. (See >>>/m/492955 as well.) I 100% agree with you, it would be more admirable if he says he did those things with Frank because he wanted to, but I wonder if he's worried about also doing those things with Mikey?
But it's not like it matters because nobody cares! The Gallaghers are two steps away from admitting they gargle each others balls on the weekend, and nobody says shit. He really is just a coward kekk.

No. 494414

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Representing rpf from my home state

No. 494419

>>494414
>which could mean nothing
kekk subtle

No. 494420

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>>494411
Just my opinion, but I feel like there's a lot you can get away with just from simply being in a rock band, and whatever questionable things you act out with your bandmates are chalked down to just living a stereotypical hedonistic rockstar lifestyle. I think that's why people just brush things off like Liam and Noel's tongue kisses and Gerard being a huge slut on stage with everyone as wild stuff done in the heat of the moment. Even when you get siblings involved in the shenanigans, people seem to think they're just trying to be provocative or edgy and don't go any deeper than that. I don't think it's that nobody cares, they're just looking at it from the wrong lenses

I'd love someone to ask Gerard about the gay shit he did with Mikey specifically and watch him try to weasel his way out of it lol. These guys only trap themselves

No. 494422

>>494420
Being a musician makes people degenerate bisexuals by default and i can understand losing yourself in the moment, but there is no amount of “losing yourself” that can ever explain away getting sexual with your sibling. Especially in band because there are other non-related guys on the stage available to get handsy with but you choose your brother??

No. 494435

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>>494422
Right? Like hello dude do you remember that there are other people in this band

No. 494439

>>494435
The other band members were getting freaky too?? Were all british bands just gay and normalfags collectively blocked it out of their minds??

No. 494448

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>>494439
I mentioned earlier that Gerard is trying to NLOG being in a rock band, its because most of them kiss and grab their fellow band members on stage. Keane anon saying the band doesn't do that is technically an outlier. Queens of the Stone Age anon talked about how her guys will kiss on stage every concert, Bruce Springsteen would kiss and get carried around by his saxophonist, Axl Rose would hang off of Slash and sometimes put his legs around him, the list goes on.
It's like >>494420 said
>people seem to think they're just trying to be provocative or edgy and don't go any deeper than that
Manson was an edgy fag, so of course HE would say humping his band members was meant to be provocative, but what the hell compelled him to dress up in lingerie and do this photoshoot with the bassist (picrel)?
If anything, I think you see less of it now because everything is getting filmed and ends up on the internet. There are so many lost concerts from the early 2010s and back, they probably did a whole lot more than we know.

No. 494458

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No. 494462

>>494458
>getting molested by his mom's friend

No. 494463

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not sure if this quote has been posted yet but
>When we sang together, Paul and I would share the same microphone. I'd be close enough to kiss him. Back then, I didn't wear me specs onstage - Brian Epstein said they made me look old. So we'd be playing these concerts, in front of thousands of people, but the only thing I could see was Paul's face. He was always there next to me - I could always feel his presence. It's what I remember most about those concerts.

tfw the only thing you have to ground you in a sea of chaos and noise is your best friends delicate little face which is close enough for you to kiss which is a normal descriptor anyone would use to describe nearness. anyway its extremely clear that they were romantically enmeshed in a way that couldn't be written off as close friendship.

pauls own words on how the "songwriting process" was affected after the shift in john and pauls relationship post-yoko
>We lived together when we played together. We were in the same hotel, up at the same time every morning. Doing this, all day. It doesn’t matter what you do, as long as you’re this close all day, something grows. And then when you’re not this close, physically, something goes.

paul maintianed that he didn't have a problem with yoko (and he was with linda at this point anyway) but his dialogue surrounding the whole ordeal comes off like he's hurt and abandoned but trying to play it cool. nobody else talked about it this way. they just made jokes about yoko sitting on the amp.

on yoko's presence during lennon/mccartney songwriting sessions
>It’s a bit embarrassing cause I do think of it. I start examining my emotions with Yoko there […] The only one time we’ve done it, she was great. She really is all right. It’s the thought of her being there, and then you don’t talk to John. So then he doesn’t talk to you.

on yoko's presence during the get back sessions and whether or not yoko's presence is interfering with the band
>See, [John & Yoko] would say that the other way was true. If we do what we’d want to do it might screw it up for them. [Now speaking softly] And they don’t want to be screwed up.

then theres the whole bit with him crying after john hadn't shown up to practice and wouldn't pick up his phone. there's so much stuff revolving around john being infatuated with paul but to see it reciprocated you have to really analyze how paul talks about it, because he was a lot more controlled than john when it came to showing emotion.

sorry for the sperging. i only meant to share the photo and the first quote. love you guys

No. 494464

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RPF from the Kerplunk liner notes

No. 494466

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Cute Paulie fanart

No. 494469

>>494463
John dying early puts so much sauce into mclennon, the knowledge that their relationship was abruptly cut short and can never reach a natural resolution, their feelings frozen in time forever and paul spending the rest of his life trying to pick up the pieces and come to terms…

No. 494470

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No. 494476

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>>494463
There are so many instances of Paul comparing songwriting to sex, it’s like he’s totally unaware of how that makes him sound sometimes, like this quote for example from his semi-autobiography
>”We nearly always went up to his little music room that he’d had built at the top of the house, Daddy’s room, where we would get away from it all. I like to get away from people to songwrite, I don’t like to do it in front of people. It’s like sex for me, I was never an orgy man. So John and I would sit down and by then it might be one or two o'clock, and by four or five o'clock we’d be done.”
There’s also a description I love from Ivor Davis, who was a reporter who joined the Beatles on their American tour for a while, of finding John and Paul super close together on a hotel bed, playing their guitars with papers strewn everywhere on the floor, completely immersed in each other. John said in his last interview I believe that it’s really how they wrote songs together, right in each others faces and “eyeball to eyeball”. It was their own intimate form of sex essentially lol

No. 494485

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>>494476
Just wanna add this hilarious quote
>In the highs and lows of those journeys, however, John and Paul always made time to work on some music. “They wrote every day on the coach, like clockwork,” says Kenny Lynch. At some point John or Paul would catch the other’s eye, then they would get up nonchalantly, work their way to the back of the bus, take out their guitars, and get down to business. “It was always the same routine: one would play, and the other would be writing down lyrics and chord changes.” They were in their own private world back there, absorbed by the instant gratification of the work and adept at blocking out distractions. Every so often Kenny would lean over the seat in front of them and attempt to offer a line or critique the work. “Fuck off! Turn around!” they replied—and they meant it.
Literally like accidentally walking in on a couple during intense sex. Kenny you voyeuristic perv (look at them doing their mating dance ritual in the middle of a rooftop, just filthy)

No. 494502

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I still believe Larry Stylinson was a thing during their early 1D days, even if briefly. I miss looking at manips on Tumblr back in 2013 sometimes…

No. 494518

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Today I learned "I know its over" was written right after Marr got married… what the fuck

No. 494523

why do we say gcest and not OAcest? im working on a first-time fic nonnas!

No. 494524

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Beatles if they were good

No. 494528

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I feel mental whenever i find a new quote they’re making me mental, I couldn’t have cooked up this dynamic if i put every fujo braincell in me to work, and they’re just…doing this? For everyone to see?

No. 494538

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>>494524
the beatles if they could fly

No. 494541

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>>494414
If you have any deets on Matt and Ben please post! I love things that could mean nothing (and a bunch of their movies)

>>494346
I remember the photographer from this shoot saying he threw out a tonne of negatives because they were just John and Paul messing around and being idiots, what a dumb thing to do

No. 494563

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>>494528
it's like they were made in a yaoi meth lab

No. 494579

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>>494422
i doubt it’s that deep nonnie i mean it’s not like it means anything more if he does it to someone else .. it’s just to be entertaining and push boundaries and whatnot.. plus everyone has a different perception over what’s ‘normal’ a lot of people hate their sibling a lot of them are best friends so it’s easy for someone to be like ew gross. their comfort level is crazy high apparently but they’ve been open about the fact that they basically share a brain i know they said something like they were basically the same person just extroverted and introverted versions of each other
on a side note i love watching the way they communicate teehee theyre so cutesy

No. 494589

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>>494563
>>494528
I feel the exact same way like. I thought this >>494200 was just fanart of Liam being slutty with his finger sucking thing but it's actually real. Even the most degenerate japanese fujo couldn't cook them up in her brain.

No. 494590

>>494579
He licked his nipple.

No. 494592

File: 1747176363282.jpg (111.74 KB, 885x1309, 1000055883.jpg)

watching eurovision tonight made me wish the UK would ever have sent them to sing for them

No. 494595

>>494592
I think they would have declined lol. Imagine they show up to eurovision coked up and fagging out.

No. 494599

>>494595
unironically anything they would have done on stage coked up would have been more interesting than half the acts kek

No. 494602

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>>494595
the fagging out is not a problem as eurovision is faggy as fuck by design (and nobody seems to give a shit about fagging with your brother apparently) but granted the coke might have been a problem, maneskin dude got in trouble just for looking like he was bending down to snort a line kek (picking up a broken glass according to him)

No. 494605

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>>494590
oh yeah well…. bababooey

No. 494617

File: 1747179400472.jpeg (37.83 KB, 736x414, hamzah + martin.jpeg)

I like their closeness

No. 494618

>>494617
My tumblr mutual posts these two sometimes i still have no clue who they are.

No. 494622

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toxic abusive possessive oniichan…i want to crack open his head and take a peak so bad…i wanna know what made him so twisted and deranged…someone should make these two the poster children of why not to hit your kids i have never seen a better psa.

No. 494624

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>>494622
Only he’s allowed to emotionally abuse his brother, so kawiwi. I would give anything to be a fly on the wall during their psychosexual brother father / brother son spats

No. 494625

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Spoiler for shirtless
>noel saying this is his favorite picture of liam
What did he mean by this

No. 494626

>>494625
This picture was taken right before a molestation session.

No. 494627

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i have 2 thoughts about rpf
>its inappropriate to speculate about real people's relationships
>good thing these two brothers really are boning so its not speculation(are you lost? look at the thread you're in)

No. 494637

>>494627
On the (slim) off-chance that they aren’t actually fucking, what would be a rational explanation for their behavior? Do psychoanalysis nonas wanna take a crack at it?

No. 494640

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>>494627
You don't have to post in here if you think you're too good for rpf kek. Just because you want to make incest jokes doesn't mean it's not speculation.

No. 494641

>>494637
It gets them attention online.

No. 494643

>>494641
They were doing this before social media was even a thing though.

No. 494645

>>494643
It gets them attention offline.

No. 494677

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This thread has rewired my consciousness.

No. 494680

>>494379
What do you expect from a 52 year old man who spends all day on Twitter getting attention from teenage girls who fantasize about him fucking his brother?

No. 494681

>>494589
Oral fixation off the charts

No. 494776

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>>494677
Welcome to the club nona

No. 494792

>2 mins straight of John and Paul giggling together
It's so cute bros

No. 494793

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>>494645
It literally doesn't nonna, get up to date with their lore before you post. Nobody gives a shit their relationship is inappropriate as fuck and everyone is literally pretending they do not see it. Their psychosexual problems literally broke up their band which was one of the most famous in the world. This is getting attention from people according to you? Angelia Jolie did it for attention (and got it), the Gallaghers did it becausethey got respectively abused and neglected andstarted repeating their parent's toxic relationship with each other in their childhood in order to cope with the abuse and the entire world is lobotomised and goes "haha, classic sibling rivalry, nothing weird to see here!". Don't forget they have a third brother with whom they seem to have a normal relationship with which makes this entire thing even stranger.

No. 494795

>>494793
genuinely what's wrong with you gcest anons, you made one of the best threads on this board completely unfun telling people to not post unless they read a big google document or whatever

No. 494796

>>494795
nonnie it was meant in a light-hearted way please relax

No. 494797

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>>494796
you are not beating the cringe allegations. "it's all just shitposting" vs "don't post here because you don't know the lore" and then getting weirdly aggro toward that anon. this is the least serious possible thing to take so seriously.(infighting)

No. 494798

>>494797
nona I'm going to be real, how are you using imageboards if you're triggered by something like this? people take the piss out of each other on this website all the time, there is no use taking it personally when an anon calls you a retard autistic retarded etc. (and in this case it was none of these things). Just take a laugh (or ignore it) and move on

No. 494803

>>494798
there's obviously a difference between calling some stranger a retard and actively shutting down discussion in a thread but have fun talking to yourself i suppose

No. 494805

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>>494793
I've been here since the first thread was made, you need to calm down.
>get up to date with their lore before you post
>Nobody gives a shit their relationship is inappropriate as fuck
>This is getting attention from people according to you?
>uhhhhhh it was meant in a light-hearted way please relax!!
Genuinely take a break from this thread if you can't control yourself instead of doubling down. It doesn't make you look cool, you sound like an overinvested sperg.
>>494795
It's no biggie, anon. Ignore her and post more fags.

No. 494807

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>>494803
There are a lot of newfags in these threads, and some of them think being aggressive and rude is "part of imageboard culture". I was hoping they'd learn to integrate from posting, but there might be too many of them and it's limiting exposure to anons who know how to behave themselves.
Oh, well. The thread has already slowed down as they got bored (or asshurt) and left, so we may as well post through it. Just report the infighting and derailing as you go. Growing pains of a new thread and all.

No. 494808

>>494803
How is it shutting down discussion when the anon she was replying to obviously attributes everything to this?>>494645
Replies like that are more baity than anything and don’t allow any form of discussion other than “these men are all attention whores the end”

No. 494810

>>494805
To a post asking for nonas to psychoanalyse them, you said
>It gets them attention online.
>It gets them attention offline.
That's it, case closed. How is one supposed to continue any sort of discussion without telling you that you are wrong, and refuting your points? Genuinely asking.

No. 494814

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every1 stop fighting and just post whatever u want that’s what the internet is for

No. 494815

This is why everyone wanted the Oasis fags to have their own thread. You need to be chill like the Beatles and MCR and Blur fags.

No. 494818

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>>494808
>>494810
Okay, I guess I will try to help you because you seem confused and I'm hoping you and your friends will stop shitting up the thread, but knock it off after this.
>On the (slim) off-chance that they aren’t actually fucking, what would be a rational explanation for their behavior? Do psychoanalysis nonas wanna take a crack at it?
This is not contributing to the thread. This is asking OTHER anons to contribute to the thread. Anons are not your content farm, we are not machines posting for your entertainment. Stop asking us to spoonfeed you.
How many times has someone posted "ohh, psychoanalysis anon, where are you? Psychoanalysis anon, come say something about this?" and she hasn't responded? Because it's annoying, it's entitled.
>It gets them attention online.
I didn't post that. But anon deserved that reply. "It contributes nothing" and did anon who was asking other anons to come up with posts contribute anything?
>It gets them attention offline.
That was me. That's called being funny.
I've engaged with more anons in this thread than you have. Do you ask F1 anons about who their faggots are, did you help Keane anon find her fandom, engage with qotsa anon and ask her to come back and tell you more? No. You chimped out when anons were being kind of silly in the rpf thread. And I don't give a shit if people know I'm asking everyone about their ships, I just want anons to make their posts and make my posts in turn.
Now shut up, stop infighting, stop asking people to post for you, and get back to posting rpf in the thread.

No. 494819

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literally about to shed a tear over this photo please help I'm losing my mind

No. 494820

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>>494819
I can tell by telling you it's photoshopped kek sorry anon

Have a real cute moment

No. 494822

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>>494820
Meant to say I can help you by telling you

Anyway more cute, this is Paul's favourite photo of the two of them

No. 494823

>>494818
hey anon does your back hurt from carrying this thread? you're wonderful

No. 494826

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>>494822
>>494820
oh my god noooooo kekkk it's so obvious too. I feel like a facebook boomer sharing AI Jesus memes. I'm usually not one to fall for photo manips but I guess the mind sees what it wants.
>>494822
adorable giddy schoolboy energy

No. 494827

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>>494823
Thank you, nona, that is so sweet of you to say. It's not just me though, it's also the other anons who were posting their ships and having fun in here. Without them, I'd be making posts to nobody at all.
I don't know what rpf you're into, so I'll just use pic of Gerard from when he looked hot. It's so sad he's looking more and more AGP every day. Please, Gerard, work out and start using conditioner again.

No. 494829

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>>494826
NTA but it's okay, anon. I have a really hard time telling when something is edited AND I'm partially faceblind. I still don't know how to answer this anon >>>/m/493092 or who is even in the photo. Sometimes I find neat fanart and I don't post it here because I can't tell if it's supposed to be Frank or Gerard…

No. 494830

>>494827
i was posting a lot of gcest and i spoonfed anons how to look for cn/jp tags for cute art but i'm turned off from the louder ones here. i'm going to be engaging with other rpf if i post again in the future. you asked me about one of my ships and it was sweet ♥

this isn't really a hardcore ship of mine but chino moreno from deftones has some really close moments with other dudes, particularly jonah matranga from FAR who he did a lot of duets with live, but my favorite is him and maynard james keenan. it's weird because i don't exactly ship it. but they made this incredible song together that's about having sex in a car. there's no identifying gender of either participant (a lot of deftones songs make it clear that it's a man talking about a woman). both of them said that they enjoy trying to write from a female perspective. maynard is a total egotistical jackass (i say this as a tool fan) but he has glowing things to say about deftones and particularly working with chino which was sort of a meet cute of two completely different personalities. chino said:

>He's very professional like that. He wants everything set perfectly, which is the complete opposite to the way that I write, so it was cool. And then I went in and did my vocals over it, and it just seemed that our voices blended together pretty good. Yeah, it came out pretty good, so we decided to put it on the record.


anyway it's a great song and like i said not really a ship of mine but an adorable moment of two men deeply connecting and writing a song about fucking (possibly each other) in a car

also i'm curious, most of the rpf here is music oriented and i can see why, but does anyone have any other forms of media they like rpf of? i saw racing, hockey and youtubers. what about actors? i definitely had some in the past i'm trying to remember.

No. 494840

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>>494830
i too support chino x everybody i never was really in the ‘fandom’ per se but i was a huge deftones fan in freshman year lole

i saw somebody on the last thread post matt & trey and my first thought was dude. fuck yes. i couldn’t find it again though, and i don’t think anybody replied to them… i hope they come back tho cause i see u gurl and i hear u loud and clear

No. 494850

>>494840
oh i love trey and matt they're adorable! my favorite is them doing drag at the oscars and also doing acid together. i know they've had sex at least once. maybe in a hot tub. teehee

some other actors i can think of are john dall and farley granger (two quietly gay men who were mostly active in movies in the 40s-50s), they have this amazing chemistry in rope (1948) based on the leopold and loeb murders (also two gay men!) i hate alfred hitchcock but i do think it's adorable that he pushed these two homos together and put them in such a great movie together.

oh, and there's this, infamously, james dean and paul newman being cute

No. 494865

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>>494822
He had that picture hanging up in his office apparently. I wonder if its still there! It’s so sweet and heartbreaking how he always goes on about looking at pictures of him and John and reminiscing about the good times they had. He ever had a John calendar on the wall in his house once hehe

No. 494880

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>feel like im posting too much
>I invite other anons to talk
>go to sleep
>get blamed and insulted over someone else’s spergout
Thanks guys awesome thread(report and move on)

No. 494889

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>>494880
KEK this is a tragedy. I don’t even know how some anons get so sideways when it comes to shitposting. Anyways, this poster is incredibly cool. Shame about the quality.

No. 494909

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They made an article about us
https://thequietus.com/interviews/oasis-reformed-female-fan-army/
>>494889
Really cute and cool, Liam's retard look is so adorable. If Noel was it in too I'd hang it in my room…

No. 494944

Gcest believers, do you sincerely think they fucked? I think Noel definitely molested Liam as a child (that would explain why he's the biggest bpdwhore) but I'm not a 100% sure whether they fucked as adults. I'd say it's 50/50.
If they did fuck, wouldn't someone
at this point would've caught on and informed the tabloids? Why yes/no?
Also do you think they're aware of the shipping? I'd say a 100% yes, especially Liam, and he's into it. Noel not so much.

No. 494959

>>494944
> do you sincerely think they fucked?
Even if they haven’t, they get so handsy with each other it’s already incest just based on that. Emotional incest is a given, but the way they act with each other physically just comes off as so natural its hard to believe they play up the crotch grabbing and kissing only for the cameras. When i first saw those pictures and videos of them getting all in each others space and mouths I had a visceral “oh wtf” reaction without my goggles even on yet. If they have fucked, i doubt it would be frequent because it would be wrapped up in abuse and trauma the same way the rest of their relationship is. And yeah, noel gets some sort of sick pleasure by making insinuations publicly and in songs only to cover it up because he knows what it looks like to people.
> If they did fuck, wouldn't someone
at this point would've caught on and informed the tabloids? Why yes/no?
Tbh, even if they fucked on the tour bus or something their whole band was also coked out of their minds 24/7 same as them so literally anything could have happened regarding people finding out. Also, incest is something so taboo that people will do their damned hardest to rationalize it away, to report it to the tabloids you’d have to accept it in your mind first.
> Also do you think they're aware of the shipping?
Liam is terminally on twitter and probably constantly searching up his and noels names, it will be more surprising if he hasn’t ran into it. Noel is allergic to social media so he probably doesn’t. If he did find out I don’t think he would care much though.

No. 494979

>noel can beat liam in an arm wrestle
Do with this information as you please, i should watch the full docu sometime

No. 495002

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>>494944
>he's the biggest bpdwhore
the more i hear about this bloke the more i think maybe he really is the reincarnation of john lennon. picrel is a letter john wrote cynthia, his then girlfriend who would go on to be his first wife

>Dear Cynthia, All I want for Christmas is you so post early I love you I'm glad you love me or I'd go mad I'm already tho! Hee! Hee! I love you I love you xxxxxxxxxxxx I love you from John

>I love you so don't leave me I love you so don't leave me don't leave me I love you Cynthia I love you please don't go away 'cos I love you dear Cyn I love you from John

No. 495008

This interview is making me lose my mind, the little habits both brothers have says more about each other than what they actually say.

No. 495013

>>495002
holy fuck he's a psycho kek

No. 495016

>>495008
They’re such faggot assholes i love it.

No. 495019

>>494776
all three of them look like they're on the verge of a different type of mental breakdown

No. 495032

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>that time John accidentally admitted the reason for the breakup was because Paul chose having a family over him
Why else would you answer a question about the breakup with a story about the time Paul chose you over his dad then follow up with an explanation that Paul really wanted a family??

No. 495034

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what do beatlesnons think of this cute CN cosplayer?

No. 495036

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actually they aren't cn but they collabed with some cn fanartists ig

No. 495045

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>>495034
I love the fact that it's Yellow Submarine Paul, but feel she definitely needs heavier eye makeup.

No. 495051

>>495032
John had a habit of testing people’s loyalty, and he seemed to really love people fighting over him. I guess it made him feel needed or like he was important/useful to someone. I don’t doubt it was caused by his childhood experiences, getting yanked back and forth to different caregivers. He was co dependent to the extreme (not that Paul didn’t have issues with that himself, his marriage to Linda was far from perfect because of his need for control and loyalty)

No. 495111

File: 1747257371750.gif (4.41 MB, 446x332, so are they gonna kiss or what…)

>George and Ringo look on as John and Paul consider making out

No. 495148

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It's insane how many photographs frequently show the brothers smiling, laughing, or just being at peace with each other's presence when behind the scenes they were always at each other's throats. I don't think there's many photographs of them fighting.

No. 495149

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red and blue

No. 495151

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Sooooo cute, the photographer took pics of them for free. Martin is such a freak

No. 495163

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Noel hurting his feelings on purpose while he thought liam was good actually… the whump!
>>495148
Yes Nona, they’re so cute! They obviously love eachother very much, they seem so comfortable and in sync with eachother when they’re getting along. However, I do love the rancid vibes whenever they’re beefing or noel being avoidant. Very strong emotion
>>495008
When they both go “shut up!” In sync is sooo cute. but also a little rancid in a fujo way as a reminder that they are, indeed, blood and flesh brothers. Like half their DNA is the same and they were raised together and have the same parents and Noel is basically his surrogate dad and they slept in the same room for two decades and
>>494979
i like how your mind works Nona… add this to the liam getting whumped (molested) by Noel fodder. It makes sense given Noel beat the shit out of him during cricket bat and liam didnt get a single injury on Noel KEK. maybe next time liam don’t try to press your brother who had to fight for his life against a grown man since he was a toddler. He has hands, you dont i also find it interesting that when their dad pulled up on them in 1996 liam was fucking hysterical spazzing out saying he’s gonna break his legs and Noel was, surprisingly, really grounded and de-escalated; dragging liam away and not entertaining the BS. Not to trauma power scale but you’d think the one who got his shit rocked would be the one trying to kill the dad and not the one who has the witness trauma, but ultimately didn’t get beat. anyways Noel should make an autobiography so he can tell us about how he held liam down and touched him
>>495002
KEKKKK mclennon nonita I love the crossover! They’re BPD fag kindred spirits

No. 495164

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>>494618
They are Slushynoobz on YT nonnie, I will never get over shipping Youtubers

No. 495167

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>>494944
>do you think they fucked
The 2005 Q awards kiss is the most damning evidence for them having fucked. Not on stage, no crowd, no adrenaline. You can’t say they did it to spook people or they were off their head on drugs + vibing too hard performing. They kissed and climbed into the car… they HAVE to be pretty damn comfortable being intimate with eachother then. I think they did have sexual encounters but it was a “don’t ask don’t tell” sort of thing where they never acknowledged it and never communicated properly. Which is why they had (have? We don’t know if they reconciled kiss and hug type shit) so many problems.

No. 495169

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Kawiwi…

No. 495172

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>>495167
I can't find any videos of them doing it which is driving me insane, just a blurry collage from a facebook fan club. Also kek at the moid huffing the most strong copium seen on earth

No. 495174

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>>495172
Their fanbase of Gen X moid fans are all posers because only Fujos will truly understand them

No. 495187

>>495174
Those boomers actually like the band while you only fantasize about the two brothers kissing.(hide the thread)

No. 495189

>>495187
I believe in the fujo boomers

No. 495190

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>>495189
I believe in Fujos multitasking (enjoying the band and also the yaoi incest sauce)

No. 495194

>>495190
They’ve got some bangers, they were just too coked up to function eventually though and the songwriting never fully recovered.

No. 495195

>>495194
Agree. The first two albums are undeniably really good but everything else is shit/Anti substance abuse PSA imo. with a few bangers sprinkled inbetween but still 99% shit

No. 495200

sorry to be a blurfag but are there any good fanfics about them(spoonfeeding request)

No. 495206

>>495187
Male boomers don't like music, they like whichever cool rockstar they can project on and use as their personal power fantasy

No. 495209

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>>495200
Don’t know but there is some pretty cute fanart out there. (repost bc lolcow glitched out)

No. 495225

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No. 495226

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No. 495227

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Gay ass band
Also Alex implying that Graham is the gayest lol

No. 495233

>>495227
>WE TONGUE EACH OTHER IN A BRO WAY!1!!!
god fucking dammit why don’t men make out for fun anymore this is why zoomer males fucking suck.

No. 495235

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>>495233
Men really don't experiment like they used to.

No. 495236

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No. 495237

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Giving your best friend a hickey and him letting you just for fun

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No. 495241

>>495240
Why is he still pretty in this crusty ass gif…?

No. 495242

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Unfun fact, that one pic tifs make fetish posts about is actually Damon and Graham, you might have seen these before.

No. 495246

>>495242
I don’t know about this tif meme so i will choose blissful ignorance, cute picture btw, he should do him a favor since his head is already at crotch level.

No. 495250

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>>495241
An even crustier gramon

No. 495251

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I don't really care for blur/rpf, but I recall Graham and Damon had friendship choker necklaces since childhood. This thread reminded me of the fact. Enjoy.

No. 495253

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>>495251
Found some info about it on Tumblr
>Damon and Graham each have a bead necklace, among which Graham’s was made by Damon himself.
>Before 00s, they have be seen wearing their paired necklaces on many occasions. After 2000, when >Graham temporarily left the band and Damon was in blue mood, the necklaces rarely appeared in front of us.
>Later, in a video (you guys have prolly seen it too) Damon drank alot because he missed Graham and lost his necklace during a concert. He completely broke down then.
>On the other side, Graham's necklace broke and he doesn't wear it anymore. However, he keeps the remains of the necklace in a cup preciously at home, and it still remains today.
sauce https://www.tumblr.com/quirky-band-art/659423770073776128/something-about-the-famous-bead-necklace-damon

No. 495254

>>495253
Ok thats actually fucking adorable I can’t believe it.

No. 495255

Let's not forget Damon wrote "My Terracotta Heart" about Graham
>“My Terracotta Heart” is the seventh song on Blur’s 2015 studio album The Magic Whip. The song deals with Damon’s relationship with Graham.

[Verse 1]
And the bright rays we got in summertime
Seemed like a breath of fresh air back in the summertime
When we were more like brothers, but that was years ago
So if it doesn’t seem like a protocol
[Chorus]
I'm running out of heart today
I'm running out of open road to you
And I know you are emoting and you're dazed
Is something broke inside you?
'Cause at the moment I'm lost
And feeling that I don't know if I'm losing you again
[Verse 2]
And when we fly tomorrow over the Java seas
And my younger maps will be there with me
'Cause they remind me of swimming out too far one day
Then the coral was gone, but I didn't care anyway
[Chorus]
I was running out of heart that day
I was running out of open road to you
And I know I was emoting, I was dazed
Is something broke inside me?
'Cause at the moment I'm lost
And feeling that I don't know if I'm losing you again
I'm running out of heart here
Just sitting out the constant doubt in my head
But I don't know what it is
I'm sweating out the toxins
Is my terracotta heart breaking?
I don't know if I'm losing you, if I'm losing you again

>>495227
Graham is biblically bisexual, and you can't change my mind

No. 495256

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No. 495258

>>495256
nonny, can you do a tldr for the nonnas without xitter?

No. 495259

File: 1747283177639.jpg (304.27 KB, 1080x1086, 1000081500.jpg)


No. 495260

File: 1747283258740.jpg (2.57 MB, 540x9477, 1000081503.jpg)


No. 495264

File: 1747283759667.jpg (61.06 KB, 803x499, 9u1uwh.jpg)

>>495260
this is so sweet
>>495259
picrel

No. 495328

File: 1747297762183.jpg (225.03 KB, 1080x1500, Screenshot_20250510_122207_Chr…)

>495163
>Not to trauma power scale but you’d think the one who got his shit rocked would be the one trying to kill the dad and not the one who has the witness trauma, but ultimately didn’t get beat.
Their sauce is absolutely insane. So in front of an actual threat (and the source of all their trauma) Noel acts like an emotionally competent adult de-escalating the situation and removing him and his brother from the threat, but when he's with his sensitive, neglected, emotionally dependent little brother who often describes himself as vulnerable and says "men and religion have ruined me" he becomes the abuser and beats the absolute shit out of him?

No. 495329

File: 1747297937123.mp4 (2.07 MB, 1280x720, tumblr_sw5o3pwZ2F1abcz52_720.m…)

Noel hiding his face to giggle while Liam is talking about their cute childhood pictures

No. 495331

File: 1747298658483.jpeg (26.69 KB, 400x278, IMG_4621.jpeg)

>>494829
Oopsies that was me… I thought it was supposed to be gerard… I did a bit of reverse image searching and it was reuploaded to a lot of fan blogs and stuff back in the day, but no one said it Wasn’t for certain, sooo.. I was just curious especially since that one other picture that was speculated to be them (picrel) turned out not to be and.. the waycest community sure seems to like this one a lot . but I dunno man. It would be funny if it wasn’t but it would also be really fucking funny if it was

No. 495394

File: 1747315231523.gif (876.12 KB, 400x400, IMG_4511.gif)

>Q: I mean, you said you loved him.
>A: Yes.
>Q: And that love comes through in the book. Did he love you?
>A: Yeah. I don’t think it was… Yeah, I think he did actually laughs We’ll check. Just excuse me for a moment. ‘John, come on, baby, did you? … Yes?’ Yeah, I think he did, yeah. It wasn’t actually a spiky relationship at all. It was, uh, very warm, very close and very loving, I think. All The Beatles. We used to say, I think we were amongst the first sort of men to come out openly – and you remember, it was quite sort of strange in those days, we’re talking about a long time ago now when homosexuality was still sort of largely illegal – we used to say ‘I love him’ on interviews and the interviewers would get slightly taken aback, a man saying he loved someone. But I think, quite genuinely, we really did and I still do. Um, but the business thing came right in the middle of it, the lawyers came along with the business thing and I talked to John many years. Because the great saving grace was we did put our relationship back together. - Paul McCartney; 1997 Radio Interview with Michael Parkinson

It hurts nonas….

No. 495536

File: 1747342631846.png (32.2 KB, 571x301, 61051.png)

>>494214
Samefag, picrel is exactly the shit I'm talking about. So much to unpack here

No. 495584

File: 1747348048601.jpg (101.61 KB, 735x1062, Slap.jpg)

>>495536
I hate this mpreg shit that's pervasive in so many fandoms, it grosses me out. Imagining anyone pregnant in general is just weird.

No. 495591

File: 1747348758603.png (140.3 KB, 1179x878, Screenshot 2025-05-15 at 5.33.…)

>>495584
I hate it too but they really like joking about for some reason.

No. 495602

File: 1747349578163.png (57.84 KB, 2826x194, Liam.png)

Oh my god
>>495591
Can any psychoanalysis anon please explain why this is so popular?

No. 495606

>>495602
The thing that sends me for a loop is that somehow both noel and liam agree that noel is the one who would get pregnant…did they fucking talk about this shit with each other?

No. 495614

File: 1747350392103.png (24 KB, 403x207, wtf.png)

>>495584
>>495591
Trust me, that Tumblr anon is not joking. ABO is incredibly pervasive among hockey RPFers. I see so many posts about how "omg [player name] is like, totally an omega going through a heat cycle" and it makes me want to puke in their faces. Shipping real people is emphatically not my thing, but I can at least tolerate it until it gets to the ABO/Mpreg level of degeneracy. Not to moralfag, but imagine being so misogynistic that the first thing you think of on Mother's Day is your weird fantasy involving a hairy, middle-aged, childfree guy getting mpregnant. Ugh.

No. 495680

>>495606
Can someone explain how does the "noel tops and liam gets feminized, but also noel is the one who gets pregnant" incongruity occurs? Any science nonnas got any theories?

No. 495684

>>495680
Well first off you can’t really neatly square real people into simple categories like that where everything about them matches up with tropes, they’re alot more complicated than that. Second, i personally don’t believe they would be the type to have fixed positions and it’s more like following whatever feels right in the moment.

No. 495691

>>495602
Are you just gonna keep posting stuff that was already posted and keep asking for “psychoanalysis anon”?

No. 495692

File: 1747363318978.jpg (86.97 KB, 736x938, liam & noel were done so dirty…)

>>495691
This is the first time I've said that kek, Let's calm down. I'm not even asking about the brothers I'm asking about fandom.

No. 495695

>>495684
Sorry nonna, I was imitating the psychoanalysis anon. I meant to parody her kek

No. 495697

How would resurrected!John react if you showed him this video?

No. 495699

>>495697
He would get the gun and do the assassination himself.

No. 495703

File: 1747364759717.png (4.8 MB, 2048x2012, IMG_0620.png)

WHY IS HE LIKE THIS

No. 495705

File: 1747365080721.webp (102.5 KB, 1200x800, 0_Oasis-Attends-Che-Tempo-Che-…)

>>495703
Noel is the more weird one out of the brothers, no matter how much he pretends to be level-headed. From hitting Liam with a cricket bat, being the one to initiate tonguing on stage, and saying shit like this so casually. I know people give liam some flack but to me he acts like a typical groomed rock star.

No. 495707

>>495705
People are saying noel was the one who did the obligatory dicksucking for the record deal and I believe it tbh.

No. 495709

>>495707
KEK imagine having to get on your knees for a record deal and all your brother does is get drunk, get high, and throw equipment around on stage as his voice (his only asset) gets worse. I feel bad for noel sometimes but he does shit that annoys me, no hate to the anons who like him.

No. 495710

>>495709
I wouldn’t say I particularly like either of them as people tbh since they are royal assholes for the most part, i just like watching them from above kinda way…honestly the people who get too attached to them as people act weird, always begging liam for attention on xitter or being delusional in other ways.

No. 495749

File: 1747374375815.jpg (107.59 KB, 945x945, 1000055890.jpg)

>>495680
Simple, because Noel is much more obsessed with Liam but pretends not to, all the violent shit he does to him (and topping him) is only an expression of his deep deep love for Liam which in his mind he considers his husband.

No. 495751

File: 1747374575926.jpg (114.41 KB, 1280x236, 1000055893.jpg)

I think it's really cute how Noel writes songs for Liam to sing and praises him for it, and how Liam talks about their songwriter-singer relationship

No. 495754

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No. 495757

File: 1747375452267.jpg (197.21 KB, 735x1012, 1000055429.jpg)

>[interviewer] after our trip to Milan, Noel Gallagher calls me out of the blue (…), he says he's glad I saw how the brothers really are and understand that beneath the vicious teasing and goading lies an intense interdependence. It's an an odd marriage but the bond is strong..
>[Noel] "People don't see what I've had to put up with for 30-odd years. But also they don't see that if we keep the right distance it still really works"

No. 495761

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No. 495764

File: 1747376061288.jpg (141.86 KB, 736x1260, 1000055427.jpg)

>>495749
Samefag some evidence for the tinfoil here is Noel asking Liam why does the press write about Liam and his girlfriend instead of about him and Liam.

No. 495771

File: 1747380340414.jpg (116.17 KB, 1170x763, 1000081672.jpg)


No. 495778

File: 1747383887723.jpg (62.78 KB, 735x589, 9e63633a6cb12475a5beb29d5bde39…)

i wanna see mclennon in the yellow submarine art style

No. 495922

File: 1747412725040.jpeg (267.32 KB, 1983x2048, GlIJRnUawAAKnmI.jpeg)

highschool teacher/student AU

No. 495936

File: 1747413943728.png (852.59 KB, 735x1341, Screenshot 2025-05-16 at 11-42…)

I feel sick…

No. 495945

>>495936
KEK those fucking autists. I thought they were talking about his shirt.

No. 496024

>>495771
underrated post

No. 496026

>>495328
>cute and vulnerable
Is this man for real?

No. 496230

File: 1747455420215.jpg (85.43 KB, 736x1143, 8971fe6b8780d63ef422c3ed5a1a17…)

"Cute"

No. 496245

I feel like the only person who likes george and paul together better than mclennon.. I know it's not real, but in my heart, it is. It's mostly because I find george much cuter.

No. 496296

File: 1747469248966.jpg (238.2 KB, 1080x1276, 1000056700.jpg)

kawaii…. Noel is so tsundere

No. 496297

>>496296
The way he types brings me so much joy kek, he's like a teenage girl swinging his legs back and forth

No. 496406

File: 1747495985159.png (393.75 KB, 1080x715, IMG_0623.png)

He loves to call noel gay every chance he gets.

No. 496409

File: 1747496927855.jpeg (420.71 KB, 1179x1133, IMG_0624.jpeg)

Ummm guys I think im being converted into a bottom!noel truther…

No. 496462

do any nonnas here ship vargskelethor joel and jabroni mike? i know vinny x joel is a popular ship within the rpf side of the fandom but honestly i'm a mike x joel truther, their personalities fit together so perfectly. delusional sperging but i'd like to think they have some sort of mutual homoerotic thing going on, during streams and around the rest of the crew during meetups they joke around and playfully bully each other but while alone they get freaky with each other because they're sexually frustrated middle aged men with no other outlet, but in a "haha what i can't be a bit gay with my bro to help him out?" kinda way. there's no way they didn't get shitfaced drunk one night during a meetup, continuously egg each other on to do stupid embarrassing shit, and end up mutually masturbating together or something
anyway here's an animation of one of their conversations, it's cute and i regularly rewatch it

No. 496477

>>496409
You don't understand, with other men he's a gay bottom, but with Liam he's a rape seme because he resents him for being born.

No. 496543

Tbh, if any other band had members who said and did the things the Gallaghers do, we'd all assume they're gay. There would be no closet to get out of, we'd just accept it and say "yeah, they're a couple."
Since they're brothers, everyone says "haha so quirky" and deny it.
>>496406
He's so funny.

No. 496563

File: 1747518172522.jpg (36.49 KB, 426x341, 9c0.jpg)

>>496477
what better way to control Liam than being a brutal power!bottom? beat him up when he misbehaves, bottom for him when he is a good boy.
gcest shouldn't be so fucking funny

No. 496613

>>496563
>gcest shouldn't be so fucking funny
It would be depressing if they didn’t act as unhinged and idiotic as they do.

No. 496810

File: 1747528179120.jpg (106.39 KB, 736x530, 6660cceab402971d72d389b42afd13…)

Are nonnas going to see them live as fans? Or are you only into gcest?

No. 496841

>>496810
>$150 for tickets
>in a recession

No. 496852

>>496841
Try $350-400 where I live. I might end up forking out for it if the reviews are good, idk how the vocals are gonna go… I'm not a shipper though I just love their music kek

No. 496853

>>496841
>>496852
They're ~200$ (usd) where I live. It's expensive but not impossible. I care more about the music than shipping, so I'm excited to go.

No. 496856

>>496853
i checked again and they're $270 lmao.

No. 496859

File: 1747532447628.jpeg (129.97 KB, 1179x522, IMG_0628.jpeg)

Noel joined the church of noel on xitter too…

No. 496871

File: 1747534368768.jpg (82.98 KB, 1200x713, tumblr_e6174321dbb3cbc3faf401a…)

so is any of oasis' stuff past the first two albums worth listening to?

No. 496880

File: 1747535945012.jpeg (3.32 MB, 4032x3024, IMG_4966.jpeg)

There was a mom and daughter camping out in front of the danmei section, so I looked around to other places and found a book about Oasis! I found a couple interesting quotes but I really liked this page. Noel being forced to be a little honest with his brother in order to get him to sing. There’s another page where Liam also claims he never really asks for the meaning behind the songs as a whole because they mean “everything to him” and he doesn’t want to ruin that.

No. 496893

>>496880
>he didn’t even write his songs down until liam needed to see them
They’re two halves of a whole…

No. 496894

File: 1747538961716.jpg (75.81 KB, 736x768, 96ff71ffbe7b938d41f4ea6ac5f444…)

Liam is a brat

No. 496926

File: 1747546843262.jpg (38 KB, 736x502, a4d209f656b6f70375575bce90fd36…)

>>496871
Don’t Believe the Truth and Standing on the Shoulders are both kinda dogshit, especially the latter. I like Dig Out Your Soul a lot. Be Here Now is worth a listen too.

No. 497026

File: 1747567386664.mp4 (14.3 MB, 750x414, 1000056468.mp4)

>>496409
he beats the crap out of Liam and then forces him to powerbottom… Noel my king

No. 497027

File: 1747567657974.jpg (70.36 KB, 695x989, 1000055836.jpg)

>>496810
I would but they're not coming to my country AHHHHHH they better not divorce again after this
>>496859
Holy shit… Is this proof that Liam showed him the group? "Noel here is my favourite page about you" god I love them so much

No. 497078

>>497027
Noel hates twitter so its more likely whatever social media intern he has joined it for him but its still funny to think about.

No. 497094

File: 1747585618454.jpg (319.15 KB, 1317x1693, 1000055808.jpg)

>>497078
maybe he told his intern to join…I want to believe

No. 497096

File: 1747585683641.jpg (244.38 KB, 1390x1860, 1000055785.jpg)

More cute

No. 497098

File: 1747585749561.jpg (352.43 KB, 1714x2048, 1000055802.jpg)


No. 497099

File: 1747585785885.jpg (253.88 KB, 1724x2048, 1000055803.jpg)

Koreans and their AUs
It's a matter of time before someone makes a doujin

No. 497100

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No. 497101

File: 1747585846131.jpg (232.78 KB, 2074x952, 1000055585.jpg)


No. 497108

>>495260
These pictures bring back so many memories. They were my first ship! I want to go back.

No. 497127

File: 1747590057210.jpg (9.12 KB, 312x288, Unknown-21.jpg)

Would you let him in?

No. 497137

>>497108
Mine too! The ship was introduced to me by a friend on wattpad in like 2016 or so. Takes me way back.

No. 497139

>>497137
>2016
>way back
You’re making me bones creak nona…

No. 497144

>>497137
I started being obsessed with them in 2009.

No. 497148


No. 497149

File: 1747592831064.jpg (134.21 KB, 1000x758, 1000055795.jpg)

>>496477
Here is Noel as a webtoon turtleneck wearing rape seme for you nonna

No. 497182

File: 1747597441861.gif (521.18 KB, 500x500, IMG_0629.gif)

Im so sick im so sick IM SO SICK!!! They can’t get away with this! How have they been getting away with this shit for decades???

No. 497209

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The more i dig the more i find photos of younger noel being faggy with men.

No. 497221

File: 1747600798939.jpg (252.13 KB, 1126x1076, 1000081860.jpg)

>>497149
Thank you

No. 497232

File: 1747603500787.jpg (183.38 KB, 1080x1094, 1000055183.jpg)

>>497182
They make me so crazy nonna. They are so blatant, so completely fucked and so in their world they are literally doing this in front of the entire WORLD. And somehow the public line around them (reminder this is by the British TABLOID PRESS) is nothing more than "haha typical sibling dispute". I'm baffled

No. 497285

File: 1747612954612.jpg (423.84 KB, 1179x1355, 476445.jpg)

Has anyone took notice of how obsessed the Gallagher brothers are with any variation of the phrase "it isn't a crime"? They've used it like a thousand times when talking about each other and in song lyrics. Sometimes they switch it up for "it IS a crime"
Makes you think

No. 497291

>>497285
>And I never knew
>But all the thing's that you've done
>Are coming right back to you
>But everybody know's that it's no crime

>But does it make you feel ashamed

>You never said what you done
>And there's no need to blame
>But everybody knows
>Yeah everybody knows
>Everybody knows that it's no crime
>It's no crime

>So you can say what you want

>But you'll not get a thought from me
>But if you say what you mean
>Then you might get a thing from me

>Let there be love

>Let there be love
>Let there be love
>Let there be love

>If I ever knew

>That all the thing's I've thought
>Are coming right back to you
>But everybody thinks that it's a crime

>It never makes you feel ashamed

>You sit around and you sold
>And you're passing the blame
>But everybody knows
>Yeah everybody knows
>Everybody knows that it's a crime
>It's a crime
>It's a crime
>It's a crime
Oh geez I wonder what this one could possibly be about

No. 497302

File: 1747614967803.png (285.12 KB, 1080x408, IMG_0632.png)

>can’t even eat pasta in peace without being called gay
I understand why he beat him with the cricket bat…

No. 497309

>>494518
Nonny, I fully believe that Moz had genuine feelings for Johnny for an excruciatingly long time. They still speak of one another like bitter exes lol

No. 497635

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>Big Brother is watching you
The fact that the record label they made is called "Big Brother" and that the catalogue number of each release begins with "RKID" is cute to me.

No. 497637

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No. 497657

File: 1747706395308.gif (5.33 MB, 540x324, IMG_4998.gif)

Dan and Phil’s official relationship status is so weird because they’ve admitted that:
>they’re both gay
>they were at some point romantically involved
>they live together + Dan considers them soul mates
>they’ve admitted to being husbands in a pay walled article
>they talk about other guys being attractive/advances from other guys in the present day
>they ONLY refer to each other as friends in videos
>they concede to wanting to be private about their personal lives (said more ambiguously than this) and hate influencers (esp couples) that overshare
This particular gif is also pretty funny because they’ll admit other people see them as a couple.

No. 497658

>>497657
A lot of gay scrotes don’t put hard and fast labels on their relationships because they like sleeping around, its probably the case for them.

No. 497691

>>497658
This is exactly my thought. Idk anything about Dan and Phil except what I've vaguely gathered from tumblr, but I think their fangirls are just extremely naive about what gay moids are like.

No. 497693

>>497658
>>497691
Kek you guys are probably right, I think the fandom has rose-colored glasses about a lot of aspects of D&P and they’ve rubbed off on me (I still am trying to find straight answers about Phil’s past relationships and most people refuse to talk about it). I just was convinced they were exclusive + private because they stay home a lot, and are pretty introverted and awkward (read: debilitatingly anxious) people, but that makes more sense.

No. 497732

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No. 497733

File: 1747734417857.jpg (103.32 KB, 760x443, tumblr_bab048cc4a38a53314c4c9c…)

Aww a crossover episode

No. 497734

File: 1747734575922.jpg (61.75 KB, 1080x325, tumblr_377ea742edbf81ca861ebbc…)

>>497733
And again…

No. 497817

>>497657
i have to disagree and say that yeah theyre probably exclusive given that their whole brand is introversion and latching onto each other like codependants. they probably won't go explicit/public about it because they hate that they were clocked from literally day 1

No. 497862

>>497817
Nta but they actually came out as dating, they're just repressed about it because they grew up in 90s and 2000s england where section 28 was still active that outlawed promotion of homosexuality and moidlets called each other faggot and cunt for sport and if you didn't play football you were a pansy fag who needed to be beat up. They got that deeply entrenched social programming to not draw attention to themselves as a gay couple.

No. 498004

File: 1747783931953.jpg (145.97 KB, 1079x892, 1000006713.jpg)

>least homosexual thing a dude could write for his little brother to sing

No. 498008

>>498004
hhnnnngh

No. 498027

>>498004
I think its so funny how a lot of people have stopped coping about noel being bi because there are just too many suspect moments he has with other men but he flaunts his brother love even harder than his fagginess and people still can’t even bring themselves to conceive of it.

No. 498036

File: 1747794543299.jpeg (2.49 MB, 2942x2658, IMG_4971.jpeg)

Yes they’re talking about the band in general, but let me cope and think they’re talking about practicing/recording separately from each other.

No. 498053

Not related to rpf but i fucking love how the gallagher bros use “student” as an insult i think i will start calling people fucking students from now on too.

No. 498117

File: 1747812062660.jpg (91.39 KB, 736x1101, 1000055884.jpg)

>>498036
>anxious attachment intensifies

No. 498118

File: 1747812221623.jpg (879.29 KB, 1620x1620, 1000055820.jpg)

>>498004
The fact that he makes Liam sing this shit it's like he's writing it from Liam's POV so he can hear exactly what he wants from him
>I can make him make decisions he thinks are his but are actually mine
Noel is so crazy for this. Imagine how uncomfortable the other dudes in the band must have been.

No. 498132

>>498118
I know this point has been said like 25 times but Noel is actually delusional for thinking he's "rational" and "sane" when he pulls shit like this. His lyrics are gay and incestuous (You're my lover / I'm your brother), yes, but also he very openly says the most psychopathic things about Liam without a hint of remorse.
Noel is obviously very possessive and petty in the worst way possible. He claims to be voice of reason, then pins Liam as an irrational "child"
I wonder what their mother thinks about their bizarre behavior.
Has Paul ever said he thinks it's kind of weird that they kiss with tongue? I mean, neither of them ever kiss Paul, so it can't be normalized in their family.

No. 498135

File: 1747821054598.jpg (54.46 KB, 381x559, 1000055744.jpg)

>>498132
I agree 100% with you nona. He projects his insane obsession onto Liam and then punishes him for it. Of course Liam ends up becoming an extremely fucked up codependent adult with attachment issues, his big brother who basically raised him who he obviously holds special affection for is expressing sexual and romantic thoughts about him and then hurting him for it. It's no wonder Liam was basically asking for it
>see take me
Noel has an insane psychological hold over him from gaslighting him and the cycle of abuse. They are a textbook romantic abusive relationship.

No. 498146

File: 1747823649672.jpg (27.53 KB, 640x317, here-we-go-again-v0-v28e38vi8m…)

>>498135
He earnestly talked on interviews about how much he hated Liam for being born (and, in particular, for not being his little sister.) When he's asked to comment on his daughter, Noel jumps on to talk about Liam and how he wishes he was born a girl. Then after Liam has a crashout, Noel says "I was only joking! He's my brother, of course I love him!"
Isn't that mental? He tries to gaslight everyone about it.
>They are a textbook romantic abusive relationship.
Not to arm-chair but…
>The abuser’s mood changes are especially perplexing. He can be a different person from day to day, or even from hour to hour. At times he is aggressive and intimidating, his tone harsh, insults spewing from his mouth, ridicule dripping from him like oil from a drum. (…) Her side of the argument counts for nothing in his eyes, and everything is her fault. He twists her words around so that she always ends up on the defensive.
>At other moments, he sounds wounded and lost, hungering for love and for someone to take care of him. When this side of him emerges, he appears open and ready to heal. He seems to let down his guard, his hard exterior softens, and he may take on the quality of a hurt child, difficult and frustrating but lovable. Looking at him in this deflated state, his partner has trouble imagining that the abuser inside of him will ever be back.
>Sooner or later, though, the shadow comes back over him, as if it had a life of its own. Weeks of peace may go by, but eventually she finds herself under assault once again. Then her head spins with the arduous effort of untangling the many threads of his character, until she begins to wonder whether she is the one whose head isn’t quite right.
You're right. It is textbook.

No. 498150

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>>498146
Not implying liam is a whump poor baby either but like, Noel bragged after breaking his fucking arm. That's not a normal sibling dispute. Liam is the most bpd textbook gromee ever.
They're so fucked up that if I read a book about it I'd think "wow this is so over the top and ridiculous, who'd act this way?"

No. 498159

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I don’t remember seeing this last thread, so I’ll post it but I really do feel for the wives of members of British bands for having to hear this.

No. 498172

>>498146
I noticed how much noel likes to lie to liams face about how he feels about him. The story where he first heard the band perform before joining and he called it shit in front of liam but praised them behind his back seemed fucked up, it’s like he consciously knows what liam wants from him more than anything is praise and acknowledgement and it’s the one thing he will never give him. Also I read this somewhere and can’t remember the source, but he also lies to the media to make it look like they aren’t as close to each other as they really are for whatever deranged reason. Apparently liam also occasionally tagged along to help with Inspiral Carpets gigs and he just omits that completely from their interviews. I genuinely want to crack his head open and see what is inside more than any other person in the world. I know child abuse really fucks people up for the rest of their lives but noels head seems especially messed up.
>>498159
Those poor women dragged into a incestuous lovers spat…this and noel straight up lying about writing wonderwall for his wife and then publicly taking it back after the divorce they’re so mental, I don’t even wanna imagine what being stuck in a marriage with a guy who’s in love with his brother is like.

No. 498176

>>498159
>>498172
I hate the way they talk about each other's wives/gfs, too. Like "wahh wahh why do you bring up that hag??? bros b4 hoes!!1!" (If they remember they exist, of course.)
I think it's especially fucked how Noel tongue kissed Liam when he got engaged. For what? To make his future wife uncomfortable? I don't care about shipping, I'm here for the psychoanalysis/morbid fascination.

No. 498178

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>>498172
>I don’t even wanna imagine what being stuck in a marriage with a guy who’s in love with his brother is like.

No. 498188

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>>498176
> For what? To make his future wife uncomfortable?
To re-assert his ownership of his brother in front of the world why else. Also don’t let liam off the hook here, noel may have started it but liam sticks his tongue in like he’s desperate for it, they’re both sick. Also liam’s lyrics in picrel, damn i fucking wonder what he’s talking about here who could possibly take a guess.

No. 498200

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From a 2012 NME article. Noel was fucking obsessed with Liam too, just not as openly as he was on twitter.

No. 498202

>>498176
im pretty sure its this video (watched it a few days ago) that goes into some of the drama between the other family members
>noel briefly splits from sara
>liam leaves her a verbally abusive voicemail
now why would he feel compelled to do something like that? there is no normal explanation

No. 498205

>>498202
Liam really hates all of noels partners and all of noels friends as well, he genuinely hates sara and blames her for the band breaking up at times and is always calling noels friends fags and other assorted insults publicly. He’s even attacked noels kids before, they’re both so mentally ill i feel bad for everyone involved with them.

No. 498206

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>>498202
he's like a fucking jealous ex and overbearing mom at the same time ("how dare you hurt my baby boy") they're both completely sick in the head

No. 498208

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Adding, apparently liams ex from the 90s claims that noel broke up their relationship by falsely accusing her of cheating on liam…so sick…

No. 498209

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>>498205
ikr someone said this before but if they were 20 years younger we would be having a cow thread on them. This is a level of dysfunctionality that is genuinely disturbing I like it though I can't believe the entire world has all this evidence in front of them and they refuse to do 1+1.

No. 498211

>>498209
If freud was alive to see this he would be worshipping the gallaghers for proving all his theories right.

No. 498215

File: 1747841885598.jpg (175.1 KB, 2000x1500, 1000057106.jpg)

Did anybody read up on the incident that led to their break up in 2009?
Allegedly after the show Liam went backstage and threw a plum at the wall, then went and grabbed a guitar (Noel's?) and swung it around violently almost hitting Noel over the head with it. Then Noel for some reason stepped on it and broke it.
>When Oasis reconvened in Paris for Rock en Seine, a yelling match ensued backstage, and at one point, Noel said, Liam “picked up a plum and threw it across the dressing room, and it smashed against the wall.” According to Noel, Liam then left the dressing room, came back with a guitar, and “started wielding it like an axe… And I’m making light of it because it’s kind of what I do, but it was a real unnecessary violent act, and he’s swinging this guitar around, he nearly took my face off with it. And it ended up on the floor, and I put it out of its misery.”
>At that moment, Noel said, he decided he was done with the band — just as someone came backstage and told Oasis it was five minutes until showtime.
In a weirdly heartfelt move Noel eventually restored the broken guitar and used it for his band for a couple of years

No. 498220

>>498215
I want to know what exactly was said in this argument that was the final straw because he even came back to the band after liam claimed his daughter wasn’t his, what more could bruise his ego enough to leave for 15 years that could be worse than that.

No. 498226

>>498220
anyone else confused over why noel always talks about liam implying anais isnt his daughter is some sort of insult to anais? sounds like a dig at noel more than anything

No. 498230

>>498226
When you call a child illegitimate you are insulting the entire family basically, you’re calling the father a cuck, the mother a whore, and the child fatherless.

No. 498317

Do you think the gallaghers acknowledge that what they're doing is incestuous and their heavy romantic undertone to each other? Or are they deep in denial?

No. 498321

>>498317
Noel jokes about it all the fucking time he knows exactly what he’s doing, Liam doesn’t seem to bring it up the same way so I can’t tell what his thoughts are.

No. 498324

>>498215
I've seen liam insist that the argument wasn't as big as it was made out to be, as it's one of the less dramatic they've had and it was Noel who broke Liam's guitar first (a guitar that was a gift to Liam). I agree with Liam's perspective as there has been much worse arguments behind the scenes however I feel like Liam's actions led to Noel generally believing that it wasn't worth staying in the band. Liam simply just kept on fucking up and Noel just wanted a good excuse to get out. I believe that the they broke up because they were getting too similar and it was going to be inevitable but I don't think LC is ready for that weapons grade autism

No. 498329

>>498324
> I believe that the they broke up because they were getting too similar and it was going to be inevitable but I don't think LC is ready for that weapons grade autism
Please unleash your autism bomb nonnie we all wanna see.

No. 498340

>>498324
Nonna feed me your theories

No. 498347

I have no proof but Noel gets off on the facts that they're brothers. Liam saying big brother a fetish to him in the same way other men get off by getting called daddy.

No. 498348

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>>498329
>>498340
Thank you for giving me this opportunity! If any nonas want sources just let me know and I can give links with timestamps kek.

I don’t think they were similar in terms of personality, more so similar in a way that Oasis no longer became a collaboration, but in fact a competition between the brothers. If any anons have seen the As it was documentary, (despite the heavy glazing of Liam) It shows that Liam has a bigger influence and say on how the album sounds than just being a voice that sings what the songwriters give him. Liam was very active in producing the tracks, with constant feedback to the producer that showed his vision of what he wanted his album to sound like. This behavior isn’t something that he developed after Noel left, but something that has always been there since Oasis. In a radio interview Noel has stated that Liam was the one to help with the lyrics to the chorus in “don’t look back in anger” and in the songs that Liam has written, his music style is very noticeable, many times when he writes songs they tend to be naturally more experimental compared to Noel’s style. Liam uses his voice as another instrument through his choice of lyric repetition instead of a lead that guides a song, he utilizes time by making songs faster or including pauses, and is more simplistic both in lyric and instrument use, however tries to emphasize what he has depending on what feeling the song is going for.

Noel however, is already established as a good songwriter, a good lead guitar, and a good counter-balance to Liam’s antics. However seeing Liam grow it’s easy to think that Noel’s position was being threatened. Noel prevented Liam from learning guitar, Noel acknowledged Liam’s inability to be as good a songwriter as him, Noel joked about pressuring Liam about his songwriting to prevent him from getting better, and it’s clear that Noel was satisfied in his position within the band, even if it meant doing more work. Their initial dynamic of one keeping the other in check fell apart as as the band grew, it no longer was about keeping the other in line and more about trying to control the band’s direction, very much hinted at in the argument between the brothers of what rock n roll was. Liam mentioned that prior to the breakup Noel was talking to a bunch of journalists that Liam believed wasn’t going to be writing good things about the band. Noel seemed to disagree, (Liam never explained because he probably forgot) which harkens back to the tour in Japan where Liam got into an argument with Noel as the journalist Noel was speaking to asked to feature them in the cover despite talking trash about them.

Noel has also stated clearly in interviews his complex towards Liam, thinking that Liam is a great singer, better looking, a better sense of style…when Liam takes more traits from Noel, I think Noel felt like he was getting slowly pushed off Oasis. I think that Liam’s actions were not as big of a reason why Oasis split, Liam basically told Noel that his daughter wasn’t his and Noel still decided to stay. Noel leaving when the band was still big was the best option for him in the long run, it hurt Oasis by losing half of its appeal, and helped Noel, especially when he makes a story of Liam being much more threatening than he was.

>Liam was intruding in on Noel’s strengths

>Noel felt like he could not intrude on Liam’s strengths
>The band became a competition instead of a collaboration between the brothers over the band’s direction
>Noel felt like he needed to find an excuse to leave, as either the band was gonna be pushed into shit because of Liam’s public actions possibly ruining the reputation or Liam taking over
>Liam threw a plum at noel, but missed and hit a wall
>fuckin bingo

I watched so many interviews between both of the brothers, there’s so many stray rumors that don’t get talked about enough. Liam talks about Noel’s celebrity friends and his disconnect to his roots, rumors about Noel having a nose job, Noel and his wife dropping Molly when she reconnected with Liam, Liam’s inability to party with celebrities nowadays …

No. 498353

>>498347
I believe it, he cannot keep his mouth shut on how ~wrong and illegal~ incest is whenever he gets a chance. It’s because he gets a thrill off exposing it subtly and then pulling it back before anyone takes it seriously. Liam probably gets off on it a little bit too since he was the one telling the crowd of thousands they had sex last night.
>>498348
This is a really interesting read nona, thank you! I find myself agreeing with your analysis for the most part. Its honestly really sad how much of a control freak noel can be and it’s probably why he’s such a sad sack of shit now. And he’s too old to undergo meaningful growth so you know he’s gonna keep doing these kinds of moves until he’s dead. I also read that noel only agreed to the reunion because he was getting jealous of liam getting increased attention in recent years compared to him. He’s really insecure despite how he tries to come off as in the media.
> Noel and his wife dropping Molly when she reconnected with Liam
Damn i did not know about this, he actually needs serious professional help. I thought one of his positives was keeping the kids out of his feud compared to liam but i guess not…

No. 498356

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Does anyone else think it’s lowkey weird that he named his daughter after anais nin? Its a really pretty name but then you think about how he has probably read this book…

No. 498368

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>>498356
Picrel is just threadtax but why is he so unhinged. Nonas did any of their previous wives/gfs publicly accuse them of incest, because there’s no way there’s too much weird public stuff for there not to be stuff they saw behind the scenes. Especially when you take into account how unhinged they acted towards each others partners…

No. 498371

>>498353
It's only a rumor, so don't think it's the end-all of his character. There was also another rumor going around about Molly being the one to drop them after befriending Liam's side of the family and reconnecting with Liam. In the end only the family knows the full extent of what happened.

No. 498373

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>>498368
> acquiesce isn’t about him and liam
He’s such a fucking lying liar i hate him so much, if it isn’t about you two then what the fuck was this all about noel????

No. 498380

>>498368
We need a tell-all memoir by the fifteen ex wives each had
>>498353
The way Noel is giggling when Liam said they had sex. He looks almost proud. Very weird.
Do you think they want people to ship them? Liam has to know people ship them, he's on twitter all day.

No. 498392

>>498380
> Do you think they want people to ship them?
From what a lot of older fans have said on other platforms, apparently gcest wasn’t even a thing when they were at their peak in the 90s because it was difficult to compile all the evidence together without the aid of the modern internet. If they did this just for shipping attention, they have to be some mega geniuses playing a decades long game. Noel doesn’t even use social media so it can’t be him orchestrating this shit, how would he even know? Liam probably does know, he’s way too online to never have run into a shipping post. He’s even picked up zoomer slang and knows how to pander now.

No. 498395

>>498392
No, of course I don't think they did for attention. What kind of attention would that even be? I don't think incest faggotry was celebrated in Manchester during the 90s.
I meant nowadays. Liam makes some incendiary tweets I'd read as baity.
I think they want people to think they fuck, even as a fleeting thought. It's fetishitic.
Do you think Liam has seen any fanfics? Kek

No. 498396

>>498373
He says it’s dedicated to Liam apparently that’s very different from being written about him. But does he get that that’s kinda worse in a way??? Writing about someone, it’s venting your feelings about them one-sidedly, but dedicating a song to them usually means anything from an expectation of response to your feelings, that the whole song was made thinking OF/FOR you, and insinuates they couldn’t have done it without them (like the dedicated section in the beginning of a book). Noel truly does have the biggest ego in the world, but he still can’t hide how much he likes Liam kek.

No. 498399

>>498395
>Nowadays
Well it stands that noel still doesn’t bother with social media so we don’t know what the fuck he thinks. With the way liam interacts on twitter, its most likely he browses through the for you page which is how he could find oasis related tweets with no keywords…and if he uses that feed there is a nonzero chance he’s ran into a gcester before. Fanfic would depend on how likely he is to venture onto ao3…possible if someone’s profile or a specific tweet with an ao3 link came his way but then he’d also have to learn how to navigate the site which is far less likely. I don’t use twitter enough to know exactly what kind of people populate his replies though, they seem to be general liam fan girls rather than gcest shippers. He has actually responded to a tweet from a liam/damon shipper before though, joking with his usual brand of humor.

No. 498400

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Loving how itt there's been a decline of liam whump and a rise in calling noel a pathetic brother lover

No. 498401

>>498400
The more you look into it the more it becomes clear that noel is the more pathetic brother…

No. 498402

File: 1747887958324.png (4.09 MB, 1284x5719, IMG_5037.png)

Some person on tumblr took a class on incest and analyzed it to see in what ways Gcest fit it???

No. 498403

>>498402
This was really good, they are so textbook it baffles me how everyone collectively pretends it’s not happening. Emotional incest is confirmed at the bare minimum but they are so natural and nonchalant about kissing each other and feeling each other up its not hard to believe they crossed the line.

No. 498406

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>>498403
I agree nona, everyone’s willing to acknowledge the physical violence between them was bad but not it being indicative of an underlying control issue. People get so touchy about the word incest, when in a non sexual sense it means having an inappropriate relationship with your relative (usually by taking the place of a romantic partner/equal when you shouldn’t). They can’t commit to other people (Liam proposed to his gf, his current music manager (isn’t that interesting) in 2019 and they’ve delayed the wedding several times and still aren’t married), their dynamic hasn’t changed despite a 15 year long silence (which I personally have my reasons for doubting), and despite what happened the first time around they’re still getting their band back together. They live in the past and can’t escape it and watching them do it is fascinating.

No. 498418

>>498400
Can we call the next thread "pathetic lover brother edition"
>>498402
How come none has caught on? You don't need a psychology degree to know. The way they look at each other says enough. I have never stared longingly at my sisters lips (or kissed her, for that matter). Even normies will say "they're in love" instead of "love each other". They're obviously fascinated with each other, calling each other THE BEST SINGER/SONGWRITER IN THE THE WHOLE WORLD!!1! People act like the makeout session on stage was "oh so quirky" instead of being rightfully horrified. Incest aside, their fights aren't sibling fights. They're obsessed to an unhealthy degree. I wonder what their poor mother thinks. What about their other, seemingly normal brother, who they barely acknowledge?
Freud would have a field day with the pair.

No. 498423

>>498356
I was gonna say I was almost named after Anaïs Nin too and my parents are normal people, but reading her wiki page is terrifying this woman had a sexual relationship with her FATHER and wrote several books about it, it's impossible Noel doesn't know about them he is obviously consciously aware of his incestual relationship with Liam since he brings it up publicly. It's sad they are completely obsessed and lost in the sauce.
Just as this anon says >>498406
>They live in the past and can’t escape it and watching them do it is fascinating.

No. 498425

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>>498348
You make some great points nonna and I am convinced by your analysis. There is a hint to this in their UK charting billboard argument >>494277 when they're arguing over the direction of the band at one point Liam says "when I take over the band…" and Noel doesn't react, implying it wasn't the first time he talked about it in front of Noel. Now imagine Noel's control freak ass reacting to this puppet dreaming about kicking him to the curb and taking over Oasis.

No. 498427

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>>498368
Interesting Liam said recently it was his favourite song to play live

No. 498429

>>495111
late but this is obliterating my sides thank you nona

No. 498450

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>>498348
Thank you nonna!
I love your perspective. Do you think Liam is going to do whatever Noel says now that they're back together? I just can't imagine Liam trying to "take control" again after the (clearly traumatic and disturbing) 15 year long break.
I can't help but cringe at their attitudes. Grown men acting like lovesick teenagers.

No. 498454

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>>498450
NTA but he already seems pretty submissive to me, calling Noel his God and himself his bitch and saying that Noel is deciding everything about their set and that he's the boss and that Liam just does what he's told like a good boy. If this will last once they actually have to be around each other for a significant amount of time while touring is going to be interesting.

No. 498472

>>498373
Listening to this in yt is so fucking funny for some reason because it's such a passive-agressive yet harmless way to (publicly) tease each other. But in the infamous Wembley 2000 2nd night, Acquiesce is one of the songs Liam botches the most by omiting, changing or slurring the lyrics, he also made a dicksucking gesture when he sang But everything's depending on the way the wind may blow. He performed the song poorly on purpose. If Noel didn't write this song about them why would they use it against each other when performing on stage?
>>498450
>pic
kek

No. 498477

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They are literally the closest thing on this earth to soulmates it's insane, alone their shit is garbage but together they are great while also completely destroying each other. Not even 15 years apart could break whatever the fuck they have between them. Don't abuse your kids folks

No. 498485

>>498418
>I wonder what their poor mother thinks. What about their other, seemingly normal brother, who they barely acknowledge?
From what it looks like, Liam and Noel are the financial providers for the entire family so even if they know something they have no incentive to speak up about it and cause issues, especially with noel because he cuts people off when they cross him. If he could bring himself to cut off the brother he’s psychosexually entangled and obsessed with for so many years what would happen with the rest of the family? And families cover up abusive relationships all the time it’s nothing unusual there.

No. 498489

>>498485
Samefagging because i just thought of this: even if you did figure it out what the fuck would you even do? They are two adult men. Its not a situation where a child is being abused where people would have more sense to step in and put a stop to it. It’s not a situation where it’s a brother or sister either where you could pull them apart to prevent an incest baby. It’s two grown ass men realistically you can’t even do anything about it, so it’s probably easier to just pretend that you didn’t see it or if you did see it pretend it’s not incest.

No. 498519

>>498489
put them in jail anyway and make them share a cell for our amusement

No. 498521

>>498519
The antics are funnier when they are roaming free in the wild though. How would we get stage fights and thinly veiled incest songs and twitter crashouts if they were locked up? They’re already the perfect fujo experience all we need is a leaked sex tape.

No. 498570

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>Looking for RPF about LatAm soccer.
>So much Maradona/Messi
>Nothing about my first RPF
Feels bad, nonnas.

No. 498589

>>498570
Who are they and what’s their history? I know Hockey + Wrestling RPF have pretty big fandoms (for a good reason kek) but I didn’t know soccer/football did too.

No. 498592

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>>498589
Enzo Francescoli and Diego Maradona. Their teams are the main rivals in Argentina, but they were big friends outside the game.
Not mention also that Maradona used to kiss men a lot lol

No. 498605

>>498592
My “all men are fags” agenda gets stronger every single day.

No. 498615

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>>498592
>rivals
>kiss each other so intensely but have visible smile lines while doing so
I get teammates being intimate but rivals??? Crazy, they must’ve driven LatAm insane. And I just found out the Maradona dude died??? Did Francescoli say anything about him? Apparently Messi did

No. 498623

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>>498570
you just reminded me of my soccer shipping phase from the 2022 world cup, those two jappanese dudes were so cute (and apparently childhood friends)

No. 498640

>>498592
now we're talkin

No. 498645

File: 1747938628265.webp (144.89 KB, 2100x1268, football.webp)

>>498623
Never forget.

No. 498669

>>498623
You gave me flashbacks to the Japanese (?) volleyball players who kissed mid match.

No. 498733

>>495019
>>495002
>>494792
>>494485
>>494538

I caught up on this thread last night and all fucking day today I'll remember one of these posts randomly and burst out laughing hard. Funniest, most based nonas in this thread. And the Oasis posts holy fuck KEK just a constant stream of mentally deranged hilarity from those two
>"You better ask Liam about my arse," he said, somewhat perplexingly

No. 498759

>>498402
Maybe this sort of thing would make more sense in the incest thread? I mean yeah its RPF but I imagine the anons in the other thread would be interested in this also.

No. 498772

>>498759
The only reason why this thread exists is because oasisters got kicked out of the incest thread

No. 498781

>>498772
gcest posters were not kicked out of the incest thread, the RPF thread was started to sequester all the 3DPD moid talk so as to not offend the other nonna's anime sensibilities

No. 498788


No. 498803

>>498781
But also we want you to keep your ugly ass moids in a thread we can hide

No. 498807

>>498803
If you hate it why are you here lmao?

No. 498808

>>498807
Can’t hide threads on mobile(retard)

No. 498809

>>498808
Yes you can, what are you on about?

No. 498812

>>498808
Anon wtf are you talking about? It's the minus sign between two brackets next to the OP pic.

No. 498816

File: 1747961338803.png (89.5 KB, 500x460, deliberately.png)

>>498808
So your solution to being unable to hide the thread on mobile (which isn't even true) is to click on it and add a reply?

No. 498824

File: 1747962393252.jpg (63.65 KB, 736x640, 1000006719.jpg)

anywho… i get the impression Liam is in love but Noel is just obsessed. poor tortured brotheruke

No. 498826

>>498824
Honestly the more i read about them the more I hate the daddy dom noel shit in the fandom, yeah he’s a control freak but the man is a fucking mess he probably barely holds it together during sex.

No. 498832

File: 1747963525399.png (1.92 MB, 1137x2048, IMG_0647.png)

How does he have the balls to say the shit he does when his closet is made out of glass and he still isn’t “out and proud” after all this time? And lol at him bringing up illegal love yet again he really thinks about that a lot doesn’t he?

No. 498844

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>>498824
many such pics like this

No. 498846

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>>498832
I guess he thinks fucking his brother doesn't count lol

No. 498854

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>>498832
This might be cope, but I’d like to think that it’s Noel’s self awareness that gets him to say this. If he came out as bi (I believe Nonas have posted him being weird with other men as well), then all of his weird interactions with his brother are seen in a completely different light because the original cope was “just dudes being bros”. If he actually does have gay friends then I’m assuming he respects them enough to not have wanted to tarnish their community. He may have said this specific thing just to get people with suspicions off his back (“look at how much I hate famous people who claim to be proud and gay but only come out later in life! I’m in my 30s and am out-spoken so clearly I have never been attracted to men”). But he’s also being weird with his brother in public until their “break up”, so it’s also possible that he doesn’t see his thing with his brother as “gay” or “incestuous” but instead just their normal, so there’s nothing to come out about. But his egos also pretty big like picrel discusses how he contradicts himself.

No. 498875

>>498615
One of his son sent condolences in name of his dad (I don't picture Enzo using social media). But yeah, we have the "rivalry between teams" here in LatAm so deep in our hearts. Diego even defended Enzo many times when people were badmouthing him.
And no, the one Diego is kissing is Caniggia, from his same team.

No. 498883

>>498854
Its so fascinating to see how there are basically two parts of him constantly fighting, one that gets off on what he does with his brother and wants to expose it and another that is aware of what he’s done and feels deep shame. It’s also fascinating to see how this same mentality doesn’t show up in liam where he probably knows what happened between them can’t be spoken about but also loses no sleep over being inappropriate with his brother. I wish it was possible to know just how the abuse between them actually started because it would be so eye opening. Also I am so sick of Noel being a big fat liar its making it so hard to piece the truth together STOP LYING NOEL.

No. 498927

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>>498883
This just confirms it for me, Noel feels shame because he is the one who started it. Liam doesn't because he thought it was what love is (probably because he was too young) and so is confused and hurt all his life by his brother's hot-and-cold attitude. It's literally grooming.

No. 498944

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On the cricket bat incident, 1/3

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No. 498953

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>>498944
>>498950
3/3

The original Tumblr posts sources. I'll leave them here in case anynonnie cares.
Part one via https://web.archive.org/web/20161112003701/http://owenmorris.net/oasis/
Part two and three via https://www.soundonsound.com/techniques/classic-tracks-oasis-wonderwall

No. 498955

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More cricket lore. I'm screaming.

No. 498956

>>498944
>>498950
>>498953
>>498955
Thanks for these nona ♥

No. 498958

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>>498955
The belt probably didn't fit because it was too big hnnnnggggg noel is a manlet he wears UK size 5.5 shoes (that's an EU size 39-39.5 or US size 6.5, the shoe size of a 170cm woman) I am also screaming at this lore thank you nonna they are so toxic and insane

No. 498959

>>498958
>You know what they say. Small shoes, small socks
I don't think that's how the saying goes Noel.

No. 498962

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Some cute childhood pics of the Gallaghers
>In the days we could tell Liam what to do

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>>498964
>Liam with a faggy moustache

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No. 498998

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He is doing this shit on purpose I swear to god…

No. 499000

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>>498998
There is a non-zero chance this man knows about gen Z gcesisters….

No. 499002

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>this chap (noel) he's not been bed friendly the last couple of days
>if that's my wife I'm totally bed friendly
>I'm on about bed friendly… (giggle) it's nothing to do with your wife
what did he mean by this
sauce: https://www.tumblr.com/applecherryandpears/761853794650898432/bbc-radio-1-1997-the-love-edition

No. 499004

>>499000
He is more terminally online than I am. Without a fucking doubt. Top 1 people who would read his own ao3 tag like the morning paper if he ever finds that place.

No. 499032

>>499002
Excellent audio compilation, they do sound drunk as fuck plus they said something about cocaine in one of the extracts but it was barely comprehensible. They seemed to be in the best of terms, even flirty I'd dare say.

No. 499035

>>499002
Noel being sweet like this on rare occasions is probably even better than cocaine for liam…

No. 499116

>>499004
Do you think someone already sent him a link? The chances are no zero. I don't know if he knows how to use the site, but he has seen at least one fanfic, I'd bet on it.

No. 499121

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Influx of angsty gramon lately

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No. 499143

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Why the FUCK was liam dressed up as meg and grabbing his brothers crotch what the hell is the story behind these pictures I can’t find it.

No. 499148

>>499143
just when i think i've seen all of the documented incest incidents… how the fuck have they managed to get away with this for so long

No. 499149

>>499148
HOW THE FUCK DID THEIR WIVES PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK IS HE WEARING HER CLOTHES WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNN i need them to die violent deaths

No. 499151

>>499121
>>499122
>>499124
thank you nonna for feeding us so well

No. 499322

File: 1748072746819.mp4 (10.58 MB, 1908x1080, m2-res_1080p.mp4)

>>499303
He's actually worse than that

No. 499325

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>>499143
the first pic is edited unfortunately lol

No. 499328

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>>499322
hes such a freak

No. 499662

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these threads are so fucking dangerous i swear to god, i am not into rpf and just started reading for the shits and giggles and now i CANNOT stop thinking about them, i lay awake at night in a stupor

No. 499668

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just this one picture I promise…

No. 499682

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If calling your brother gay in public was a sport he would be the world champion

>>499662
It’s like my third eye was forcefully opened and im still reeling.

No. 499683

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Which one of the Jermaine twins would be Noel and which would be Liam

No. 499684

>>499683
Im not familiar with this game, you'll have to explain nona.

No. 499689

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>>499682
ayrt that's exactly what it feels like and i do not appreciate it. i want to unsee. i want to tape it shut again. i want my sleep back. i want to go back to being a normal beatles fan. i spent the last several days reading a fix-it fic (a FIX-IT fic. for fucking REALITY.) after not reading fanfic for 10+ years because i'm in crisis and i can't deal. my image folder is now inundated with pics of two ugly english scrotes from 70 years ago, i'm browsing pixiv looking at art where paul is drawn like a shojo manga protagonist, if you told me this was how my summer of 2025 was going to start ngl i might've gone to drown myself

No. 499692

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>>499689
My condolences, I've been obsessed for years now and it's still going strong

Paul can't help being an anime girl tho

No. 499720

>>499322
imagine being a normie in the crowd just trying to enjoy the music but being forced to watch incest groping

No. 499752

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Found a wild gcest truther post from 14 years ago in the Idler's Dream entry at Song Meanings. Maybe there have been gen X oasis fujos all along kek

No. 499830

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I was in the incest thread at the time the gcest stuff was going on purely out of curiousity, and after not being on /m/ for the past week or so I found these rpf threads and oh my god. Like so many nonas have been saying I've been thoroughly converted kek. Before this I actively avoided rpf and incest crap because I thought it was weird, now it's literally infested my brain.. I hope you og gcest shipper nonas know what you've done..

Also how many of you are burgerfags? I saw someone in the last thread calling jarvis cocker a 'random moid' in a thread full of britpop for god's sake lol!

No. 499833

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>>498418
Several nonas have been asking about the older brother who is out of the spotlight/doesn't seem as close to them. According to this Mirror article (admittedly a dumb tabloid) he seems to have asked them to join the band on several occasions, but they said no (was it their little thing and they didn't want him involved?). He sounds like he feels bitter about the fact they didn't let him in.

1/3

No. 499834

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No. 499835

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>>499834
Sounds to me like they were treating it as a sort of secret club he wasn't invited to kek. Poor Paul

No. 499836

>>499833
>>499834
Noel was taking their baby brother to gay clubs behind his back and wanted to keep it a secret.

No. 499837

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so kawiwi

No. 499838

>>499836
Someone write a fanfic about this right now

No. 499839

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No. 499842

>>499830
> Also how many of you are burgerfags? I saw someone in the last thread calling jarvis cocker a 'random moid' in a thread full of britpop for god's sake lol!
Gomen for burger/zoomer crimes…im slowly learning about the rest of the scene I promise!

No. 499844

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>>499835
IIRC I think that was early on, later Paul was able to cash in on his younger brothers by making books about them. I know he's pretty close with Liam nowadays but I can find no images on google with him and Noel.

No. 499845

>>499844
I think noel was against him publishing the book about their childhood and then post oasis breakup their relationship soured. But yeah he basically leeches off his more successful brothers and iirc at one point was living in a house that noel owned.

No. 499850

>>499848
No like a separate house that noel owned and was allowing paul to stay in. The only one cockblocking noel from brotherfucking is his own ego. Also I hate being a gossip but its too convenient how the brothers reconciled the moment he separated from sara god I want to be a fly on the wall and know what happened there. She and Liam seemed to despise each other and im so fucking nosy.

No. 499853

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>>499842
You are forgiven.. Pulp is arguably somewhat better than Oasis or even Blur music-wise and have stayed consistently good to this day. They just released a new single and it's great (despite jarvis using ai in the video). I might see them this summer. I don't think they reached much past the British/European consciousness, though they are huge here, which explains why most burgerfags don't have a clue about them. I recommend!

No. 499854

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The biness is off the charts

No. 499855

>>499854
They even had bonehead doing that shit?! They’re literally menaces. Or was being gay just cool in 90s britain?

No. 499856

>>499844
holy fucking obesity

No. 499857

Alright McLennons, I see your point and agree. Also John is insanely hot in this vid wtf

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They let people publish anything in the 90s.

No. 499861

>>499855
Literal slag behaviour kek

No. 499865

>>499858
>>499836
I know there’s a source for him and liam going to the hacienda gay club thing together but I can’t find it…

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No. 499903

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>>499857
i like all their videos but the early ones are definitely special. I'm not into scrotes much honestly but you're right that john had some good looks/angles. Really charming in your vidrel, and the shared smiles hhhhggghh At other times though he really does look like a bully and a shit disturber kek like just essence of shithead emanating off his face. anyway here's some kawiwi art

can anyone tell more about paul getting into a fight onstage with stu (over john lmao)? or where i can read more. in their very early days ofc. it was mentioned last thread a lil and i've never heard that story before, sounds great

No. 499921

File: 1748160878584.gif (7.23 MB, 540x415, 1000057414.gif)

Awww crossover again, here's the Gallaghers with Paul

No. 499923

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>>499921
And here is Paul caught talking about John in the present tense and weirdeing out some dude he just met
https://www.cheatsheet.com/news/paul-mccartney-freaked-stranger-talking-beatles-using-power-evil.html/

No. 499925

File: 1748161336921.mp4 (13.23 MB, 828x442, 1000057417.mp4)

Noel in a 2006 interview talking about Liam excitedly saying "we're back" and giving him a "burly man hug" and he even says it in Liam's voice

No. 499926

>>499903
Unfortunately couldn't tell you anything about that nonna as I didn't know about it either but kek

>bi(?) men now: haha yeah i'd smooch pedro pascal am i right girls and theys

>bi men then: public fights over the bully bf

No. 499927

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>>499925
To this I add you this quote with no further comment the puppy Liam agenda
https://archive.ph/caDzU
I can't get over how much he sounds like a scorned lover KEK YOU'RE the one who left Noel!

No. 499929

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>>499830
> I saw someone in the last thread calling jarvis cocker a 'random moid' in a thread full of britpop for god's sake lol!
that was me nona i am so sorrey..I am an eurofag from the deep alps but like the burger nonna I am learning! I learned that damon albarn runs gorillaz from these threads and it blew my mind, didn't even know about blur I had a crush on 2D when I was a preteen

No. 499931

>>499835
>"I can sing."
doubt.jpg

he sounds really butthurt

No. 499947

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>>499903
Here's some info on Paul vs Stu, everything about their drama was so embarrassing and chidlish kek

>>499929
based Damon serving cuteness and bangers in multiple dimensions

No. 500046

>>499925
Not a burly man hug but a kind of a burly man hug. Whatever that actually was I wonder for how long Liam held him like that kek

No. 500088

>>499927
Noel pictures his brother as a cute animal confirmed.

No. 500091

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hnnnnggg together on the bed

No. 500096

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>>500091
Its cute how close they used to be. They are such liars when they say they hate eachother.

No. 500098

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>from 2008
>a year before they broke up and stayed apart for 15 years only to reunite
noel is the funniest man on earth

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>>500098
>second time (that we know of) that Noel refers to him and Liam as being "married"
He's such a tsundere. They're destroying my brain

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what was bro doin? damon and graham drank the fujo sauce too

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No. 500139

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New question on a scale of one to ten how likely do you guys think noel had a thing with paul weller? Paul has a framed photo of kid noel in his studio btw.

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>>500139
also younger paul was kinda hot sorry

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>>500140
The picture of noel he has in his studio. Its not even them together its just kid noel by himself.

No. 500151

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>>499921
That's Paul Weller not Liam! Posting the gif version of the on stage groping (hopefully it hasn't been posted yet). You can really see the difference of size and frame between them. Noel is allegedly 1'73/5'8 while Liam is 1'78/ 5'10 but I'm inclined to believe that Noel is actually a bit shorter than that, as some people who have see him irl claim.
>>500139
There seems to be a LOT of rumours about Noel being bi/gay and having dated Johnny Marr…

No. 500153

File: 1748193817815.mp4 (4.63 MB, 640x480, MId 1990s Noel Gallagher on Oa…)

Rare mid 90s stoned Noel talking about Blur and being a tsunedere about Liam getting with Damon Albarn's then gf Justine

No. 500154

>>500153
He can’t keep that sharpie out of his mouth…

No. 500172

File: 1748196804488.mp4 (3.94 MB, 338x272, ScreenRecording-05-25-2025-12-…)

>liam calling himself a jilted bride when discussing the oasis demos repurposed for noels solo work
another one for the married brothers pile
https://www.tumblr.com/5nocerte/784168554084909056/aug-7-2017-liam-gallagher-interview-snippet

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>>500153
He's suuuuuuuch a jealous little man god I love him. He wants him all for himself it's disgusting
>>500151
>That's Paul Weller not Liam!
He looks so much like Liam in that gif omg I didn't even notice

No. 500201

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>>500153
>Interviewer: Is your brother serious about stealing Damon's girlfriend Justine?
>Noel: give a shit. Not bothered
Um that's not what she asked

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>>500140
Don’t apologise nona, I think he was pretty cute too. I’ve never been crazy about The Jam though

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>>500172
>We haven't spoken for 9 years
Oof, I can't. This is from 2017 and some people suggest they had already made up by then but what if they didn't? When do you think they started becoming closer again?

No. 500253

>>500227
> When do you think they started becoming closer again?
I haven’t gone through their recent interviews as much as i have their old ones but I can’t say for sure. I think Liam dragging Noel’s wife and kids into the drama really pushed back their reconciliation much farther down the road. It’s hard to pinpoint because of how much they flip flopped on each other in interviews. I’d imagine they were still “talking” through some convoluted game of telephone involving their management, family members and sns for a longer while though.

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>>500253
>I’d imagine they were still “talking” through some convoluted game of telephone involving their management, family members and sns for a longer while though.
Do you think this was the case rather than a more simple and discreet direct line between the two? If many people were involved in this then sooner or later there would've been a leak of some sort about their relationship status. I like to think that maybe they asked their mum about each other or simply texted. I remember watching an old interview where Noel said they texted eachother for Christmas only a couple of times over the span of several years. I don't think that pr teams or lawyers got involved until Liam started talking serious shit about Sara. The reunion photoshoot is not enough to satisfy my curiosity, not even close, I can't believe they won't be seen next to eachother until the Cardiff gig. Oh well, not like I have tickets anyway

No. 500268

>>500258
The thing is since liam said they weren’t talking im a bit more inclined to believe him since he doesn’t have the same track record of lying out his ass like noel. If there are interviews of liam saying they’ve spoken over the years I’ll believe it, i just haven’t dug as much into the recent interviews yet.

No. 500285

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Liam's reaction after finding out about Noel's divorce.

No. 500287

>>500285
He's so petty I would drive a car into his living room if I was Sara.

No. 500296

After searching for videos on youtube, I understand a little more why mclennoners were bullied on tumblr or whatever. Their videos and comments are so cringe and annoying. It's not like you nonas here, we all seem self-aware here

No. 500324

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Random youtube guy from 12 years ago COME BACK RIGHT THE FUCK NOW IM LOSING MY MIND

No. 500329

>>500285
What does this even mean? Like how are the songs related to the divorce? Spoonfeed me nonnies

No. 500331

>>500329
the titles spell out a message basically

No. 500423

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>>500285
why is his brother CELEBRATING his divorce god they are so fucking weird
>>500324
reminds me of Noel saying he puts on perfume before he goes smooching…do you think they

No. 500425

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I'm so tempted to spend a fuckton of money on some resale concert tickets…any nonas who are going? I Need to See Them. Even if the place is bad idc. I understand how ye olde beatles fan must have felt now, I never cared about musicians so much before

Also thread tax, Noel vs Liam's handwriting (the contrast is so kawiwi)

No. 500428

>>500425
I could go pretty easily to the chicago concert but i hate concerts so.

No. 500430

Another Liam-penned abandonment issues male bpdwhore anthem. I really wish noel let him keep writing just so we had more material to pick apart regarding Liams mentality in his youth. On another note im beginning to understand his thick as fuck accent without needing subtitles anymore and its scaring me.

No. 500458

>>500331
>It's a long way to tipperary the long and winding road two of us many rivers to cross he ain't heavy he's my brother 99 problems natural mystic do nothing help step out
I feel like I sort of? see the gist but it gets so vague halfway through

No. 500483

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>>500324
This is too much for me. Or maybe he used to borrow his stuff when they were on tour? Either way it's CUTE
>>500430
>And there's nothing worse then being home on your own
This reminds me of what Peggy has said about Liam's first years when he would be left at home for hours alone and miserable until one of his brothers or her got back home. That poor kid. Although apparently he kept writing in the 90s after Oasis hit major success, he just didn't share any of it. Pic related is from an interview in 1997. I wonder if he ever let Noel read any of those songs or if he kept a diary of some sort. Early and mid 90s Liam is so different than millennium Liam.
https://oasisinterviews.blogspot.com/1997/01/noel-liam-gallagher-unknown-1997.html?m=1

No. 500504

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Here’s something for the Beatles Nonas

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What are they reacting to anons

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Cute

No. 500536

>>500516
this thread

No. 500557

>>499929
Once again you are forgiven.. I love that everyone is discovering britpop through these threads as well, I actually love seeing international people admiring british music/culture it almost makes me feel a little patriotic.

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I don't know if this angle has been posted yet..

No. 500565

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Paul Mccartney and Damon together.. another crossover woah

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Random couple pushing the feminised Liam agenda with their Halloween costume

No. 500571

>>500565
inshallah he knew what margaritas were

No. 500575

>>500565
poor damon, the wall was stalking him in this photo
>>500135
they are the one couple where i cant see either of them as anything other than switch

No. 500586

>>500567
>tfw you don’t have anyone to cosplay gay mentally ill brotherfuckers with
feels bad…

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>>500516
This >>500536 but also picrel

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>>499947
TOPPEST OF KEKS holy jesus fuck thank you for replying, this made my day, imagining paul going flying like a muppet and then the enraged rolling around and clenching, meanwhile john watches on probably like picrel, enjoying it like no tomorrow
>"you just stay locked for about an hour with nobody doing anything"
i'm absolutely wheezing oh jesus

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This must be from the long lost Loch Lomond video footage that Noel keeps under wraps. It does not match any angles of the photographs of the kiss and the image resolution looks like it's a still from a video

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Early days cuteness

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look at them holding hands aww

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>>500692
I'm obsessed with it I need to know how long they kissed for. I almost feel like scouring the depths of the russian web for it, somebody must have a reupload

No. 500697

>>500692
He needs to stop gatekeeping wtf is in that footage that he needs to desperately hide, the make out session is already public knowledge. Don’t tell me you did something even more suspect??

No. 500698

>>500695
The way Liam walks towards Noel kills me every single time

No. 500701

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>the handcuffs bring out the gayness in me

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>>500695
awwww it's like he's a tard and Noel is his handler

No. 500704

>>500701
Every fucking day i find out a completely new outrageous statement one of the brothers has made oh i am never escaping this hole.

No. 500707

>>500697
>He needs to stop gatekeeping wtf is in that footage that he needs to desperately hide
Classic Noel control freak Liam jealousy issues again

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>>500692
the closest we have is this video, allegedly from that day but you cant see shit
https://x.com/gooratang/status/1859647963150287128

No. 500709

>>500708
People did not know how to film for shit in the 90s holy hell.

No. 500711

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Did you know all throughout Oasis' 20 year run Noel never heard anyone else playing over his monitor not even his own guitar, nothing except Liam's voice?

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>>500708
I almost feel like I'm watching a 911 footage. These random people filming (badly) what is probably a normal-ass day for them not realising they are about to experience history for all intents and purposes this is my 911

No. 500717

>>500701
Can anyone transcribe? I'm esl

No. 500718

>>500711
He doesn’t even realize it when he incriminates himself like this…you need nothing besides your baby brother singing your songs directly to you awwww

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>>500718
>when he says "I used to love it" with such conviction
It's so adorable…….. I'm sure he loved it indeed…..I wonder if Liam even knew

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I love how Noel sighs after watching the old interview (from Oasis - Noise & Confusion Interview - 13th October 2001) he's like reminiscing about the time when their relationship felt as abrupt as in 2001 yet much closer that at that point when they had both gotten married
>>500711
He thinks he's being subtle doesn't he
>>500717
Liam: He's got it easy now, taking the kids to school. I'm gonna fucking leather fucking someone tomorrow about 9:15, just to get back in the papers and back them handcuffs on me, d'you know what I mean? the feeling of them handcuffs man, brough out (?) the gayness in me

No. 500731

>>500728
Oh my god…noels face in this clip…the love and longing and pain it’s all so plainly visible this is getting filed in my mind palace…

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>>500702
I love that look

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Sweet dreams nonnies

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All the shit noel has said locked behind matt morgans paywalled podcast…he lies so blatantly he’s not even trying here just dodging it outright.
https://www.tumblr.com/supersonic1994/784646678133260289

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>>500504
The craziest part has gotta be John trying to marry Yoko in Paris 2 days after Paul got married. Pic rel, see the eiffel tower drawings kek
>On March 12, Paul married Linda Eastman at Marylebone Register Office in London, amid scenes of hysterical grief from his female fans. None of the other Beatles was present. The news reached John as he and Yoko were driving down to visit Aunt Mimi in Poole. Yoko’s divorce decree had become final a few weeks earlier, and, in a resurgence of Beatle copycat, John told her they, too, must get married as soon as possible”

>SALEWICZ: Well, I always found it interesting the fact that he got – I mean, it seemed too much like coincidence to me, the fact that he got married a week or month after you. You know what I mean?

>PAUL: Yeah. I think we spurred each other into marriage. I mean, you know. They were very strong together, which left me out of the picture. So I got together with Linda and then we got strong with our own kind of thing. And I used to listen to a lot of what they said. I remember him saying to me, “You’ve got to work at marriage,” which is something I still remember as a bit of advice. I still remember that. Um… And then yeah, I think they were a little bit peeved that we got married first. Probably. In a little way, you know, just minor jealousies. And so they got married. I don’t know if that’s – I mean, who knows… [inaudible] making it up, anyway.

No. 500759

>>500749
Sister Lover is one thing, but It's a Crime is really the song that turned me into a truther. It's difficult to come up with a non-incest explanation for it, really. Although I wonder if the reason Noel didn't recognize it is that the demo wasn't actually titled "It's a Crime" and that was just the name for it the fans came up with? Still weird though

No. 500764

>>500759
If you look in the tumblr post the guy asking the question apparently linked the demo in the comments but im unsure if this was during the podcast or after the fact since I don’t have access. I wonder how Noel feels when people bring up questions about his incesty songs though. Does he regret letting it leak into his songwriting or does he not care at all.

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Nobody's posted The Garden in the new thread yet. I should fix that!

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Oasisters…

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No. 500910

>>500906
Noel stop projecting (challenge impossible)

No. 500911

>>500906
Jesus christ I need to see the original video

No. 500913

>>500911
same only version I could find is dubbed in french youtube copyright strikes again

No. 500915

>>500913
>il m'aime profondément and ça, ça l'énerve prodigieuseument
>he loves me deeply and that pisses him off
THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID AAAAAHHH EVEN THE DUB IS COPING

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>>500904
He would say something like that and then deliver the most retarded answers on the same interview

No. 500917

>>500916
Is that Liam? I think the hammer incident made him actually retarded. That or the cricket bat.

No. 500922

>>500917
Yep that's a 47 year old Liam, ngl I think he's so funny, I wonder if Noel noticed he had mellowed out by reading his interviews before they got in touch again
https://theface.com/music/liam-gallagher-interview-volume-4-issue-001

No. 500931

>>500916
>>500917
But he's objectively right. It's nice to play with a kinder's toy. My mam got me one as a joke a few years back and I still toy with it. The chocolate is delicious too. Nonnas ITT are devoid of joy and whimsy.

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hhnng their height difference

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>>500931
Ayrt I think it's cute how down to earth and retarded he is despite being rich as fuck, Noel always seemed like the more greedy of the two (to the point that normies say he only agreed to get back together so he could make money to pay his alimony post-divorce) while Liam while also being very rich always dresses up in a shitty poly parka that makes him look homeless and cooks him alive. It's pretty cute

No. 500935

>>500934
samefag his style post-split is so bad I wonder if Noel on top of ironing his clothes also dressed him kek

No. 500936

>>500931
I love kinder eggs too but something about a 47 year old ex-cokehead northern man casually talking about the sugar rush of eating silly shaped chocolate aimed at little kids is so funny to me. He's so relatable without even trying
>>500933
At some point Noel must have become permanently a bottom
>>500935
Noticed this too, he seemed to have experienced an awful midlife crisis without his partner I mean brother

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>>500933
where are you taking him Liam….Noel looks so defenseless being dragged around like that, it's doing something to me

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>>500937
hes going to show liam whos on top after being bossed around for too long
>>500936
I believe it
>insert quote about liam insinuating he rimmed noel here

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>be Noel Gallagher
>wake up
>write song about grooming my little brother
>change the word "brother" for "lover"
>make billions of £ in profits

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Liam just cannot keep his hands to himself wtf

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>>500941
That was the Masterplan all along

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>>500941
you forgot the last step
>gaslight Liam the world about it

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>>500915
I can't believe they managed to make the French uncomfortable about their relationship, of all fucking people, the FRENCH, surreal

No. 500957

>>500933
His only braincell is completely dedicated to preventing himself from jacking his brother off on stage.

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>>500757
>They were very strong together, which left me out of the picture. So I got together with Linda and then we got strong with our own kind of thing.
>And then yeah, I think they were a little bit peeved that we got married first. Probably. In a little way, you know, just minor jealousies.
Awwww Paul really got third wheeled by Yoko and John that's so cute. They should have just had the threesome John wanted them to have and just become hippie poly redditor boomers

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Kawaii liam taking care of his brotherwife.

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And normies actually believe they hate each other when they can read each others minds.

No. 501296

>>500963
God I love westaboo art

No. 501332

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Paris 1994. I've found three cute oneshots and the second one is set in the french capital around that time
https://wibblingrivalry.livejournal.com/

No. 501334

>What did you think of Jill Furmanovsky’s exhibition? Have you been there?
>Liam: Well, fans want to see pictures. If it did give anything to to fans of the band, then that’s cool… See, I don’t get anything out of the whole expedition ’cause I’ve seen it all.
>Noel: ‘Expedition’?! ‘Expedition’?! [laughs] Where did you go marching into? The South Pole?
>Liam: Oh, whatever… I’ve seen it all before. I’m not going, ‘Oh yeah, there’s a picture of Noel Gallagher’ – I’m arsed about pictures of Noel Gallagher, or Bonehead, or me, even. [To Noel] will you shut up, man?
>Noel: [laughing] ‘Expedition’…
>Liam: [laughing] Shut up, man… It’s for the fans, it’s not for the band, and that’s the end of it.
>Steve: So, at the moment, apart from not being bed-friendly, you seem to be getting on really well.
>Liam: I’m about to knock the cunt fucking right out.
>Steve: Is it always like this? Is it always on this edge, though?
>Noel: Hey, listen. We’re on this really big, loved-up expedition. The pair of us, we’re on a big loved-up expedition and we’re gonna go and build two love-heart-shaped igloos in the South Pole—
>Liam: Noel, shut up, man.
>Noel: —and we’re gonna walk across the icy wastelands with tennis racquets.
>Liam: Yeah. Bollock-naked with paintings of John Lennon on our willies, man.
>Noel: On our expedition.
>Source: Radio 1 inteview with Steve Lamacq, October 1997

Ugh theyre cute. I wish I caught onto the shipping back when I had my Oasis phase ages ago. It's a shame they've both hit the wall now. I need more ships with their particular brand of obsessed, codependent toxicity

No. 501341

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>>501332
>>501334
UGHHHH they're so fucking cute it's like they're not even real. Same anon, I wish I was There when they were at their peak and before the drugs and alkie hit them like a ton of bricks (Liam mostly). I can't believe I found them ugly when I first saw them, it's crazy how much they grow on you and I find them quite cute in a british (derogatory) way.

I noticed whenever they play-fight in front of journos and the journos say something about it Noel immediately reaffirms his love for Liam
>Liam: I’m about to knock the cunt fucking right out.
>Steve: Is it always like this? Is it always on this edge, though?
>Noel: Hey, listen. We’re on this really big, loved-up expedition. The pair of us, we’re on a big loved-up expedition and we’re gonna go and build two love-heart-shaped igloos in the South Pole—
>Liam: Noel, shut up, man.
encapsulates it perfectly. He's so down bad for it even 20 years later he's still outing himself accidentally in front of interviewers. It's always Liam, Liam, Liam, don't talk to me about Liam but I WILL talk about Liam even if you ask me an unrelated question. In vidrel the radio host fucking got his ass KEK

No. 501346

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>INT: Liam is there any scent that you're particularly fond of and that you've been using of late?
>LIAM: I… I like Tom Ford stuff mate. Let me go and have a look what name it is um… It's in a black bottle. But then I found out it was a ladies one the other day, which is fine and that but it's cool yeah but um yeah. It's in a black bottle and it's called Black Orchid.
>INT: Oh, by Tom Ford?
>LIAM: I like that, yeah man.
>INT: Yeah I like Tom Ford. You know Tom Ford put out a fragrance years ago and he was asked Tom Ford, are you aware that it smells like cocaine? and he said…
>LIAM: [interrupts] Oh nice yeah
>INT: Of course I'm aware of that because that's maybe why people love it.
>LIAM: Yeah, the forever, the forever changing smell of cocaine.
>INT:[laughs] With the amount that's been stamped on.
>LIAM: No, I like that kind of smell and I like the smell of new shoes […].
I have no words
>>501341
He's such an avoidant-obsessive man

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>>501346
Samefag, sorry for sperging about perfume but I thought I'd share some info about Black Orchid. It's a very intense and long lasting perfume according to Fragantica, check out the main notes as well. Liam pushes the feminization agenda on himself without even knowing kek. Themlet celebs wished they could pull this off as effortlessly as this walled middle aged man does

No. 501386

>>501341
>Noel: don’t talk to me about liam!
>Also Noel: doesn’t make his management ever tell interviewers to not ask questions about liam and which he has full capacity to enforce.
Real life tsundere…

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>>501386
It's like he just wants them to ask about it so he can pretend to be triggered and talk about how Liam is "obsessed with him"

No. 501401

>>501334
Anon, is this the same interview where they brought up that whole suspicious "bed friendly" joke where Liam kept talking about how Noel wouldn't let him sleep in his bed? I remember Noel sounding very awkward and embarrassed during that whole bit

No. 501405

>>500963
would hate to see that.

No. 501408

What do anons think of the band lineup for the reunion? Alot of people assumed it was gonna be HFB + Liam because of Noels control issues but some of the band members are people who have previously worked with Liam and not Noel. Is Noel learning to loosen his control and let Liam be more involved to prevent the issues that happened in the past?

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Presented without commentary.

No. 501472

>>501470
He must have a nipple fetish…

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>>501405
Are you a McLennon nonnie? I've actually been obsessed with their lore because of this thread and I've been telling all my boomer family friends that the Beatles were weird and gay about each other. I can't believe this isn't more well known by society, boomers have so many fucking secrets.

Anyway serious question for the experts here how do you feel about a possible fictitious John/Paul/Yoko throuple? in a world where that would have been possible/in Paris Would John have been happy with that?
>thread tax

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Unrelated but SEAsisters have so much good band rpf westaboo art, I get kaneoya sachiko now they are all so drawable

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>>501348
I gotta smell this next time I'm at the stores, I don't know much about perfumes but it looks like something you'd wear to be slutty at the club
>Liam pushes the feminization agenda on himself without even knowing kek
oh he knows

No. 501490

>>501483
The loud and obnoxious lad personality mixed with the random femininity is so gap moe. Noel is like this too, idk where he said it but he said he prefers being friends with women and its moe. And ofc his “feminine phases” whatever the fuck he means by that.

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>pic related has been verified to be Liam and Noel by other pictures from that 94' shoot
>>501408
As a recent and casual fan who enjoys some tunes quite a lot, if there's good live versions of them even better, and has barely started to look at Noel or Liam-penned songs searching for incest clues, I really don't have an opinion on the lineup. It's a pitty that -allegedly- Noel won't play leading guitar tho. But I am more interested in what will be the very first song they'll play in Cardiff, how Liam's voice will sound and how will I manage to watch any footage of that first gig from my country. I don't know if the brothers are split 50/50 in matters of decision-making, probably not. Liam hinted in a picture a few days ago that he's on holiday in his house in Southern France and most recently he replied to a tweet saying he'll join rehearsals next week. Weird timing for a vacation if you ask me. What are your thoughts nonnie? What lineup would you have chosen? Tomorrow is Noel's 58th birthday btw
>>501470
Liam's dog psyche is somewhat fascinating

No. 501540

>>501483
>liam gallagher literally respoding to twitter user "oasisyaoi"
if you need me, ill be in my grave

No. 501541

>>501473
nta but the only throuple I would've been happy with was one with Linda or Cynthia. I don't blame Yoko for the breakup of the band, I think that's moronic, but I dislike her in other ways and the relationship she and john had was mostly so cringe and unhealthy to me. The only unhealthy codependent shit i wanna see is with Paul, lol.

>I've been telling all my boomer family friends

KEK oh god nona that's crazy

No. 501551

>>501540
KEKKKKKK holy shit I didn't even notice
how did he even find this tweet????

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>>501509
>Liam's dog psyche is somewhat fascinating
I have something for you.

No. 501560

>>494351
See, that picrel is what i'm talking about. Look at that fat fuck of a bully face. Piece of shit who looks like he hardly knows where he is from drunkenness but would still magically have the presence of mind to call me slurs and do one of his offensive impressions of crippled people at me. And then Paul. Paul here looks like he would spit in my face then steal my bicycle. They would try to ride it together, of course, like a pair of idiots are wont to do, and crash it into some piss-filled pond within 10 minutes. They would sneak into Paul's house to dry off and wank furiously about their lovely evening together "eyeball to eyeball", very heterosexual-like, just one of those manly teddy boy things. There that's my mclennon fanfic contribution

No. 501564

>>501552
Noels possessive streak is lowkey disgusting when you think about it, like he does this shit in public for everyone to see and then has the audacity to act coy…

No. 501577

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No idea where this pic is from
>>501552
Gcest truly is the gift that keeps on giving, thanks anon
>>501564
Noel was never a nice guy, in fact, there are many skeletons in his songwriting closet, but I do believe that after Liam got a bit older and messier they truly started deserving each other. I'm only sad about very early 90s Liam, later on he would become a shitty person too (very unprofessional performer, serial cheater, etc) and I don't think Noel could be blamed for that, at least not entirely.
>and then has the audacity to act coy…
yup

No. 501588

>>501577
Is this from one of the books written about them? I’ll have to slog through those eventually.
>I love him. And I don’t say that just because he’s my brother. He makes me laugh. He’s so surreal.
This is how people talk about their crush…I need to get inside his brain so badly because I can kind of understand how Liam would fall in love with Noel by kind of imprinting and getting his wires crossed in the confusion but just how on earth did Noel fall in love with Liam? Some of it comes from the jealousy and resentment you’d expect in a scapegoat/golden child dynamic like theirs but where the fuck did the psychosexual obsession sneak in? I can’t crack him at all..

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>>501588
>This is how people talk about their crush
For real. The way they talk about each other is so goddamn bizarre. I almost wanna tell Noel to raise his standards, he's sounding like a pickme kek

No. 501591

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Why is Paul caressing his picture like that…

No. 501594

>>501590
>wants to get picked by his brother
>cannot handle it and lashes out when his brother actually picks him
I would say many such cases but you’re actually on your own for this one noel

No. 501612

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>>501560
They could be absolute annoying assholes together lmao. They were such little delinquents. No doubt John encouraged that behaviour in Paul, and Paul would go on to say he’d even try to goad John in saying the cruelest jokes cause he would get a kind of vicarious kick out of it. He always made excuses for John’s shitty behaviour. It’s no wonder Bob Wooler literally compared them to Leopold and Loeb, the notorious gay murder couple who believed themselves to be superior to everyone, that pretty much says it all. I love those slightly unhealthy components to their dynamic tbh

No. 501622

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>>501612
>>501560
Kekk they used to bully Stu together Paul must have loved that.

That said Paul did spend a lot of time apologizing for John and trying to end/prevent fights. John often linked Paul and Brian together as the ones who colluded to make him behave (and we see the pattern forming of John being into people who micromanage him).

>JOHN: I used to try to get George to rebel with me. I’d say to him, “Look, we don’t need these fuckin’ suits. Let’s chuck them out of the window.” My little rebellion was to have my tie loose with the top button of my shirt undone. Paul’d always come up to me and put it straight.

>PAUL: There’s a story that I used to straighten John’s tie before we went on stage. That seems to have become a symbol of what my attitude was supposed to have been. I’ve never straightened anyone’s tie in my life, except perhaps affectionately.

No. 501633

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>>501588
I don't want to armchair about a man twice as old as me who I've never met but as a middle child myself I think I can see why HE could be obsessed with Liam from a young age, other factors besides birth order could've influenced this…
>be Noel
>be bisexual
>have a stubborn individualistic personality since a small child
>young baby brother comes along so normal jealousy towards him is unavoidable
>baby brother ADORES you because he's behind you in terms of developement and looks up to you (Liam is too young to have any individuality yet) he follows you around and thinks you're the smartest coolest person in the world, his bond with Paul is pale in comparison because unlike you he never shared a room with Liam, and at the same time he makes you feel like the older brother, and you like having someone to boss around, a lot
>you're targeted by your abusive father, what makes Liam love you even more because you're standing up against the man that hurts all the family but mainly your mother (another important figure for Liam) and you, the cool brother
>your different personalities accentuate as you mature and Liam wants to rebel against you not only because you're the brother he looks up to but because you're his surrogate father due to DV circumstances and abandonement (Paul was not because he's personality was softer than Noel's), Liam is building his individuality and sense of self
>your strenghts are clear, you're the smart, creative and cynical brother, you're talented for songwriting and Liam admires that a lot
>you're also a loner, and Liam is the only person that insists you let them in your life no matter how many walls you build around yourself because he's very dependent
BUT, and this is the factor that changes everything and, to me, explains why Noel was obsessed about his brother
>Liam is turning into a very handsome young man, he's the extrovert, the hedonist and charismatic one (as Paolo Hewitt said, he was somehow bewitching)
>Everyone, absolutely everyone adores Liam, on the other hand, you're the weirdo
>But you're still Liam's favourite person and everyone knows that, even he knows that you know it and he can't do anything about it because the bond is too strong
If my hypothesis is correct, Noel's powertripping must've been insane. The debate could center around the real nature of Noel's feelings, was it obsession or was it something else? I hope my rant wasn't too cringe to read, here's a cute pic
>>501591
That poor man, mourning for 45 years and counting

No. 501639

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>>501633
Interesting nonna, lots of food for thought, thanks for your analysis. Like the others I am also mystified by whatever the fuck is up with their psychology their almost schizophrenic hot-and-cold attitude towards each other. It's not even shipping at this point their bond is just straight up way too intense for it to be sustainable, I mean for god's sake they're beating the shit out of each other - Liam broke his own foot kicking the door to Noel's room after he kicked out of the house a bunch of randoms from the bar Liam had brought in while they were touring. Your theory gives a lot of credence to Noel being bisexual since young and not just musician gay because of party drugs and hedonistic lifestyle because Liam truly was extremely handsome when he was young, for real the powertripping must have been immense especially if he didn't get as much attention/compliments as Liam due to the fact that he was shorter, skinnier, weaker and his personality was much harsher (and indeed you can see from some interviews posted ITT he obviously had massive issues surrounding his body/appearance). Liam being the frontman of Oasis must have turboed his jealousy and control issues into the fucking stratosphere.

No. 501640

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>>501639
samefag and now I will post some handsome Liam pics
the wall is so fucking cruel to bongs it's a goddamn tragedy, someone should have made like Hadrian and Alexander the Great and immortalized their fleeting youth and beauty into a shrine

No. 501641

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>>501640
my fave

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No. 501644

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No. 501646

>>501633
So do you reckon that noel put his hands on liam solely to powertrip at first and then it just spiraled out of control after liams feelings toward him got messed up? And got swept up into bizarre romantic feelings accidentally since he himself is attracted to men? He seems to relish in the fact that their relationship is the way it is at times, like he won some game he made up in his head.

No. 501648

>>501577
>there are many skeletons in his songwriting closet
Anon can you go into this more?
>>501540
Tinfoil: Liam actually knows a lot more about the shipping, including common terms, he just pretends not to. Maybe he's hoping if Noel is ever stalking his social media, by engaging with slightly sus stuff, that he'll come across the ship stuff too and look into it, without Liam being the one to actually show it to him…idk

No. 501652

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Did my best to subtly blur the third man with the tragic hairline
>>501639
> It's not even shipping at this point their bond is just straight up way too intense for it to be sustainable
Exactly nona, perhaps that's why it's so fascinating, it's like that quote of the car crash about to happen that you can't look away from. Luckily enough we're at the later stages of it and we know they survive so now we can rewind the tape and examinate with morbosity to excruciating levels of detail -if we dare and if we can with the little materials we find- what lead to that car crash and its aftermath.
>>501646
I think you described it perfectly. Although I'm not sure who would have initiated the physical sexual contact in case there was any at all. Liam is careless about touching other men while Noel was extremely reserved even with women, at least that's what his first ex wife said, plus an old gf said he was self conscious about his naked body. Either Noel did it and regrets it completely because he did realise later how he messed up Liam's percetion of personal space, or Liam attempted to start it after years of emotional incest, but who knows what happened next and how Noel felt about it. Sometimes I believe they've fucked, sometimes I think I'm going crazy.
>>501648
Check out James Hargreaves yt video The Dark Side of Noel Gallagher, he talks about Oasis early days and the songwriting process of the band then Noel didn't do everything himself He's got other videos about Oasis that are very interesting.

No. 501656

>>501642
I really like this one

No. 501658

>>501648
>Liam actually knows a lot more about the shipping
I think I mentioned it before but he’s replied to liam/damon shippers goading him with jokes before, I don’t have caps though. Honestly the thing that skeeves me out isn’t Liam or Noel stumbling onto the gcest shit, its their zoomer kids finding it somehow. I think I would shoot myself if I found pictures and stories of my own dad and uncle being this rancid with each other.
>>501652
>Sometimes I believe they've fucked, sometimes I think I'm going crazy.
I wouldn’t have believed it either without the tongue kiss evidence. No amount of cocaine makes you stick your tongue down your brothers throat so casually and they weren’t even on enough drugs to not know what they were doing seeing as how it was during a gig that doesn’t have any bad behavior stories from it. They did that with each other often enough for it to look that natural. And they always dance around it when asked with blatant lies. Was it a regular thing for them to have sexual contact? I don’t know. But they’ve jerked each-other off at a minimum there’s no other way I can rationalize it.

No. 501661

>>501633
>Everyone, absolutely everyone adores Liam, on the other hand, you're the weirdo
>But you're still Liam's favourite person and everyone knows that, even he knows that you know it and he can't do anything about it because the bond is too strong
damn nonna, its like you pulled lines straight out of the gcest fanfic im writing
>>501646
hnnnnng

No. 501674

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Noel in his red shirt and mushroom hair poking at Liam
>>501661
>damn nonna, its like you pulled lines straight out of the gcest fanfic im writing
Lool, good luck with the fic, I hope the mancunian dialogue comes out smoothly and to be reading it soon!!! in case you publish
>>501658
That time when Liam said they had had sex the nigh before and Noel introduces Champagne Supernova as Champagne Superuglycunt made me raise my eyebrows a lot as well.

No. 501678

>>501674
>That time when Liam said they had had sex
You can literally hear the wheels turning in his head before he says it. He was actively weighing the consequences of his words and said fuck it imma say it anyway.

No. 501682

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Sometimes Liam cries when he sings

No. 501684

>>501678
Noel's reaction is weird as fuck also hmmm

No. 501689

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>>501652
>Liam is careless about touching other men while Noel was extremely reserved even with women
Not to tinfoil but perfectly explainable if he touched Liam first when he was young and in a such a way for it to be ingrained in him that that was "normal" touch. Or maybe not, maybe it wasn't even Noel who did it but some other man that he trusted, Liam "men and religion have ruined me" Gallagher. I am also split over if they had actual sexual contact but the making out like it's a normal thing is just way too suspicious. They even put it in their goddamn reunion tour trailer.
And like nonna said >>501678
> He was actively weighing the consequences of his words and said fuck it imma say it anyway.
I noticed that too when I first saw it and Noel's (lack of proper?) reaction as well. He sounds drunk but not that drunk, and it doesn't sound like a joke, it sounds like an impulsive honest statement. At this point I think we have enough video examples of what he sounds like when he's joking around and when he's being serious.

No. 501691

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Sorry but they were so gay in their most recent collab,I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve seen each other’s dicks

No. 501692

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>>501689
The thing about other men touching him potentially made me think of this again…does this not seem like a reaction from a CSA survivor? Him rejecting advances from a woman is normal but…locking the door and shaking? I’m no expert on young men but I feel like most would push her aside and tell her to fuck off?

No. 501693

>>501691
>I wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve seen each other’s dicks
i would bet money on it nonna

No. 501694

>>501693
NTA I wouldn't be surprised they've showered together from the amount of weird care acts they do between each other

No. 501695

>>501691
Oh my god I'm so glad you posted this I felt a little crazy watching the video earlier thinking "if I was still in my youtube shipping phase these two would be prime material."
They always make gay jokes with each other it's so funny.

No. 501697

>>501689
Yes I think you're pointing on the right direction here with Liam normalising something like that. He seems to be an attention whore as well. Maybe that was just his way to stand out even and wasn't a consequence of CSA, but that would be and odd choice of erratic behaviour wouldn't it? Incest was and is taboo in the west, or at least is not cool or edgy if you want to become a rockstar. So I think you're right, it fits, it could have been hidden in plain sight.
>>501692
Paula Yates was a bpdemon of first orther and 13 years older than Liam, I think she would've been intimidating to anyone barely starting in the music business but the anecdote does seem weird as well as you point out. When Noel said Liam had seven personalities he might've been implying he could be a brat but also a scaredy cat. He was very young and apparently very insecure too.

No. 501704

>>501678
all rise for the national anthem

No. 501708

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Was anyone else here aware that noel is a fucking coomer? I don’t want to save these videos to my device but listen with headphones if you do…
https://www.tumblr.com/supersonic1994/784823819059757056/he-really-cant-help-himself-its-just-a-thing
https://x.com/dlrtyshlrt/status/1825556401269383300?s=46

No. 501715

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Tragic

No. 501728

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just for fun: would liam top damon or is damon too chad? how likely are they both to switch? are you a bottom-liam 4lyfe gal?

No. 501731

I've just remembered that time Angelina Jolie got caught making anonymous comments on some random gossip website to make herself look good, and a part of me wonders if maybe either of the brothers could possibly present here with us too kek
>>501728
They're 2 bottoms so at best they'll just do side stuff

No. 501733

>>501731
Liam would not be able to integrate for shit, he'd become a personalityfag by mistake kek.

No. 501735

>>501731
The most you’ll get is somehow convincing liam to wander onto ao3 or tumblr where most gcesters hang out….of which there is a scary non-zero chance. Actually you could probably just link him something and you just have to live with the fact that he may or may not have clicked it and you will just never know…

No. 501736

>>501731
Liam would absolutely love dumbass shit.

No. 501737

Headcanon time:
Liam
>Dumbass shit user.
>would search up every instance of his name on this place and reply separately to every post with his opinion.
>Would argue in random cow threads just for fun without even reading anything.
>permabanned within 48 hours and doesn’t know how to ban evade so he goes back to xitter.
Noel
>Find the site after liam shows him
>See the shayna thread and immediately leave
>Would send a cease and desist notice to the admins when he discovers this thread.

No. 501746

>>501731
if damon is a bottom i think hes a power bottom, seems bossy to me

No. 501763

File: 1748491792184.mp4 (1.05 MB, 480x360, 1000007720.mp4)

>>501708
typical gay male behavior

No. 501773

>>501763
It just hit me how many cocks this guy has sucked in his life….he’s a WHORE

No. 501774

File: 1748494566302.jpg (3.7 MB, 4077x2294, 129434914_p18.jpg)

The ian leslie book is already out on the seas (aa, lg) just fyi mclennonas. it's the one that was excerpted in the sunday times, you may have seen screenshots around tumblr. I'm already digging in, it's already making me snicker sometimes because it reads like a mclennon essay/thesis to me

No. 501782

File: 1748498268501.mp4 (1.22 MB, 1080x434, 1000057938.mp4)

>>501773
>A young man who we spent some stolen moments with on the last oasis tour in Korea
Again, what did he mean by this
>>501708
second video for the interested
more typical gay male behaviour

No. 501783

>>501728
I see Liam as a top because Noel admitted to be a pillow prince and I love the dynamic of needy silly seme + tsundere uke but I could see him switching with Dermot Damon
>>501708
>>501763
Makes so much sense now why he hangs up with American celebs, he's a fucking degenerate and not in the kawaii tragic way anymore smh
>>501737
Kek

No. 501796

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>>501728
Liam being way shorter than Damon takes me out every time

No. 501801

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gramps is shitposting on twitter again

No. 501806

>>501796
Me on the right
>>501801
Noel needs to limit him to a maximum of 3 tweets per day, or cut off his internet entirely

No. 501813

>>501782
He can't keep getting away with it!!1!

No. 501834

grown-ass man moaning for his little brother to call him god he's pathetic

No. 501851

>>501834
He did this on another interview in early 2024 before they announced the reunion and I swear he was low-key laughing his ass off because they probably had been on good terms for a while and it was all theatre. Notice how he talks
>Your ass falls off your pants
Or something like that, absolutely deranged even if it's the scripted response his pr team gave him to brush the reunion questions off when they were made

No. 501869

>>501813
The person who posted this clip to tumblr said that noel jokes about having been touched by his male teachers and other adult men from his childhood all the damn time, I need that podcast to be unpaywalled with haste. What other kind of crazy shit is he saying on there and we don’t know???

No. 501879

>>501869
so they were all getting touched when they were kids in that household?

No. 501883

>>501851
>then you've got to be in the same room as me, and then we both know how that ends up
are they capable of talking about eachother in a way that isn't homoerotic?

No. 501884

>>501879
He has to be making a dark joke right? RIGHT?!

No. 501886

>>501879
I mean I hate to say it but it's not surprising considering they grew up in council estate with an abusive father and a mother working full time

No. 501890

>>501869
When I get home I will consider taking one for the team and paying to listen to that podcast if the price is not too crazy. Noel seems to have become much less reserved than when he was young, or as >>501884 said that's just his sense of humour now. Noel is know for being a filthy lier so maybe he has anyway
>>501883
>When you try to imply violent tension between your brother and you but it ends up sounding like sexual tension

No. 501892

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>>501890
you should rip the audio and post it here for us I admit I was considering doing the same thing because I'm going crazy about them I need to understand his mind so bad
>>501883
Well apparently when he's in the same room as you he pinches your nipple and kisses you in the ear >>501470 so I'm not sure what we're supposed to take away from that statement Noel!

No. 501924

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Noel fucking him out of the frame

No. 501948

>>501924
thoughts to fuel me through the day

No. 502007

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No. 502012

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Liam as always obsessed with dick lol tiny Blur mention

No. 502014

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>>502012
jesus how is he so fucking funny

No. 502016

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>>501924
If I could go back in time I'd molest Liam too

No. 502021

>>502012
And the knob owner? Noel Gallagher himself
>>502014
And the alien is male too good job fueling the allegations liam.

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No. 502052

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>>502041
My king, I kneel. And it's his birthday today! Lots of cute art from based SEAsisters. I have no idea how the western zoomer fandom is for them and I have no wish to find out

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No. 502055

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puts him in my pocket

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No. 502059

>>502041
i need more pics of them but overlaid with caps from these threads

No. 502063

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>>502059
same nonnie I have so many funny caps saved from this thread

>mclenonnies as grandmas

No. 502066

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even more loads of cute art on xitter I recommend

No. 502068

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There are lots of unfunny thirstpost memes on pinterest but these one's funny to me

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>>502068
I've also been scouring through pinterest for them and now it's trying to tell me something

No. 502074

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>>502073
Kek nonnie, if I scroll long enough I get the exact same shit

No. 502078

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Interesting
>But then I thought do I really want people to go, 'Ah, there he is. Now we can pidgeonhole him.'?
Yeah Noel, your NGHFB lyrics about Liam are not very cryptic

No. 502079

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>>502063
ive only screenshot this so far. made me kek out loud

No. 502081

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>pic
Liam constantly gazing Noel was evident to the press even back when they were barely starting to play gigs, how cute
>>502066
I wonder how he's celebrating his bday tonight and obviously who's with him

No. 502082

>>502081
>I wonder how he's celebrating his bday tonight and obviously who's with him
Noel is cucking Liam with Johnny Marr as we speak.

No. 502086

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>>502063
It does make me a bit curious how many grandmas out there did think about them in this way at the time. The idea of it is very endearing.

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1/2
https://oasisinterviews.blogspot.co
m/1998/02/noel-liam-gallagher-gq-february-1998.html?m=1

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2/2

No. 502099

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Something I'll need to know before I die is figuring out which brother called first. I know Liam was the one to send the occasional message that would be blocked or ignored but I really hope it was Noel who was the one to initiate things. Although Noel's lazy ass and awareness of Liam's desperation makes me feel like Liam immediately came to Noel's texts once he saw the news of his divorce.

No. 502110

For his birthday I wish him to finally get into a relationship with his brother.
>>502099
I'd love to know all about their communication in the downtime. Their first proper conversation where they got themselves sorted out must have been cathartic and explosive. I also hope Noel was the initiator, I like semes who go for it.

No. 502113

>>502099
Noel would never make the first call. I think there were rumors about liam hanging around backstage at gigs where noel was present before the divorce actually happened. I think Liam would have made the call the moment he saw cracks in the marriage and the reconciled over time leading up to the reunion while pretending to hate each other publicly still. I think we won’t be able make solid guesses until we actually see them speaking again. It’s gonna be hard though since they’re trying to keep PR airtight for this tour. Debbie was probably involved in getting them back together as well.
>>502110
90s noel was seme but old ass noel of today is a bottom bitch of epic proportions, he’s taking it in the ass from now on.

No. 502121

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Nonnies, I love all of you, this is a great thread full of good vibes. The internet is fun again.

No. 502138

>>501591
omfg nona why… i can feel myself starting to cry. ugh i need to distract myself quick with the brotherfucker circus posts

No. 502167

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This exists btw

No. 502170


No. 502173

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>>502074
I have the exact same meme saved but Mclennon kek

>>502086
The girls back then did weird shit to cope, like one girl who pretended Paul was her mum and John was her dad. Or whatever this is
>Pamela des Barres, the groupie famous for her dalliances with real-life rockstars like Mick Jagger and Keith Moon, recounted her experiences with fantasy ones, too—as a teenage Beatles roleplayer. “We were two girls in a constant state of Beatle skits. I played John and myself, and she played Paul and herself. We could switch personalities with the flick of an accent. We […] professed undying love with semiperfect working-class Liverpudlian accents. At night, we played all four people at the same time, when we would lie entwined in each other’s arms, pressing our four sets of lips together in an eternal expression of Beatle Love.”

No. 502175

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>>502173
> At night, we played all four people at the same time, when we would lie entwined in each other’s arms, pressing our four sets of lips together in an eternal expression of Beatle Love.
M-me and who?

No. 502181

File: 1748579366957.webp (1.51 MB, 2048x1154, 75qdwo.webp)

>>502173
I have no words to describe how beautiful that is. Is just LOVE

No. 502182

>>502173
I’ve been giggling for ten minutes

No. 502185

>>502173
holy shit they were larping the beatles. nothing has changed. my sides

No. 502202

>>502173
>tfw never had a friend to roleplay yaoi with
Unfair

No. 502203

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>>502090
>the more pleased Noel looks with him, the more emotional Liam gets
hnnnngghhhhhhh

No. 502204

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>>502121
I love you too nonnies and keep having fun ♥

No. 502206

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Kawaii…he was actually whipped but the demons got to him occasionally (more than occasionally).

No. 502209

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>>502206
GOD he pretends not to be but he's so down bad for it every time Liam's not around he can barely keep it in his pants, HOW did normies believe they hated each other

No. 502212

They gotta sing this one during the reunion tour, right? Listening to them sing together really underscores how different their voices are. Noel has a really deep, reflective voice and Liam sounds like a total brat, but he has the voice, Noel must have really been aware that he couldn't compare. Their solo careers are sad and lonely but especially Noel's dad rock, he's just not a good singer imo. Doesn't help that to me when he sings he sounds likes he's about to cry any minute

No. 502216

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>>502212
samefag he's the one who says it

No. 502217

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>>502212
they really are two parts of a whole huh, I hope they do and with the help of the fujo goddess we shall get a lot of fanservice amen

No. 502222

>>502209
>>502206
Him simultaneously being a turbo too-cynical-for-it-all tsundere and yet so pathetically whipped is pure crack for my soul. I need more pathetic Noel.
>>502217
We need to see some kisses on stage again like the old times…and groping.

No. 502223

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No. 502225

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>>502222
>We need to see some kisses on stage again like the old times…and groping.
I've got u nonna I got good seats for one of the shows you bet your ass I'll be there with binoculars hopefully they won't be having a lovers' spat on the day

No. 502230

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god I can feel his jealousy through the screen, hes not subtle at all kek

No. 502231

>>502230
Kek he's so mad about Liam's bed time. For all the surrogate father talk, he sounds like he wants to be Liam's surrogate mother too

No. 502232

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>>502230
samefag, but now both of them being jealous of each other, when you read this it really becomes clear that they married and got divorced at the same time to get at each other
>>502231
he really wanted to be the most important person in his life (and I guess he got that now…)

No. 502235

>>502230
>>502232
Jesus Christ I refuse to believe that no one connected the dots at the time
>>502216
sad aaaaaw

No. 502238

>>502232
If only instead of their marriages they just got with each other and spared themselves (and us) the drama. It's sad they wasted their last pre-wall years on no-contact too.



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