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No. 1159269

Remember to ignore/report bait.
Ignore/report continuous derailing and tinfoiling.

Last thread >>1142759

>>1142986 100 gecs' performance got cut off at Coachella.
>>1143179 Nicolas Cage and his wife are expecting a baby.
>>1143194 Zheani posted another Die Antwoord exposé.
>>1143284 Janelle Monae is a themlet.
>>1143649 People are saying Thor (movie) might be gay because of a scene in the trailer.
>>1143743 , >>1143891 , >>1144715 , >>1144790 Ezra's adventures in Hawaii.
>>1144270 , >>1144277 , >>1144294 , >>1144309 , >>1144366 Chyna is suing the Kardashians for her show being cancelled with Rob.
>>1144414 , >>1144415 Tristan went viral for his scared/guilty face bcus he thought he was going to be exposed for cheating again.
>>1144461 , >>1144475 , >>1144482 , >>1144485 Courtney Stodden interview about her being a child bride to Dough and how her parents allowed that.
>>1144851 Black Chyna's mom posted a recording lowkey threatening the judge.
>>1145410 ,>>1145420 , >>1146355 , >>1146459 Woman claims Ezra abused her but then takes it back saying she doesn't want to say what happened and that we should respect Ezras pronouns.
>>1145912 Jameela Jamil speaks about Natalie Kills.
>>1145967 Trey Songs sexually harasses a woman.
>>1146224 , >>1146399 , >>1146635 Megan Thee stallion talks about getting shot in the foot by tory lanez.
>>1147441 Julia Fox trends for dressing like a randomized sim.
>>1147456 Billie shitty hairstyle.
>>1147577 Elon Musk buys twitter.
>>1148229 The weekend and Lily Depp will be acting in a new hbo show called ''the idol'', produced by sam levinson.
>>1148400 , >>1153976 azealia banks rants.
>>1148678 , >>1148678 Misha Collins came out as straight.
>>1149352 Olivia Rodriguez dating the guy who is known for cheating on Madison Beer.
>>1149692 first look at greta gerwig's barbie.
>>1150092 Asap rocky arrested over a connection to a shooting at Lax.
>>1150540 MGK says he will start making rap music again.
>>1150601 Al pacino and his 50 years younger girlfriend.
>>1152989 , >>1153026 Olivia Wilde was served legal papers from Jason Sudeikis in the middle of her presentation at CinemaCon.
>>1153021 Megan Fox says she manifested MGK.
>>1154158 , >>1154188 Zara Phythian and Victor Marke accused of sexually abusing a 13-year-old.
>>1154255 Hailey Bieber Opens Up About Having A Stroke And What Happened After—Including A Heart Procedure.
>>1154335 , >>1154339 Harry styles photo shoot.
>>1154566 , >>1154861 Demi backtracks on her pronouns. Now going by they/them/she/her.
>>1155518 , >>1156268 People think Quen is talking about Diplo when she talks about a creepy producer grooming her.
>>1155604 Tracklist for Harry's new album with a Queen cover at the end.
>>1156459 Marylin Manson is now suing one of his victims.
>>1156571 Amanda bynes posted weird stories to her instagram saying her fiancé was doing crack and other disturbing things.
>>1156978 Pete has allegedly gotten Kims and the kids initials tattooed on him.
>>1158068 Megan the stallion and netflix developing a comedy series based on her life.
>>1158142 , >>1158426 , >>1158434 Kim and Pete invited to dinner in the white house.
>>1158179 , >>1158200 Rumors that Dalton (ariana grandes husband) is a drug dealer and that's how he met ariana.
>>1158472 Gigi hadid with silver hair.
>>1159110 Zayns new look.

No. 1159275

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boyega meeting board-tan for the first time <3

No. 1159277

Remember to take all Amber vs Johnny discussion in the containment thread >>>/ot/1159092

No. 1159291

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No. 1159295

help my heart can only take so much

No. 1159302


We need a Mommy Gwendoline thread.

No. 1159303


No. 1159305

Yes, Mommy.(thirst)

No. 1159318

she looks so amused by this weirdly shaped pear-man

No. 1159405

Gwen my love.

No. 1159423

>its better then what he looked like before

No. 1159427

I wish I were that tall…

No. 1159453

harry styles looks so good in this. i actually can't wait for this movie kek

No. 1159462

i'd rather pluck my eyelashes out one by one than watch anything with that non gay homo in it.

No. 1159466

God he is so fugly I don’t get the hype

No. 1159468

kek anon he is not fugly i am not even a stan

No. 1159475

nta but he is a blatant fuggo.

No. 1159478

go to twitter and thirst over him with the rest of the tweens, "not a stan". this is not the place for you kek

No. 1159488

are you okay? all she said is that he is not fugly. Stop throwing around twitter like a retard.

No. 1159504

but he is fugly, and to believe otherwise is indeed retarded. sorry.

No. 1159505

How could you forget about the Kim’s (not Kardashians) new wardrobe and the possibility of the US getting nuked?!

No. 1159510

thanks anon kek, i think harry styles is triggering for some anons. i think he dresses and acts retarded usually and woke but i just think he looks cute in the film trailer

No. 1159520

This movie has been in development hell for so long that I fear the script is butchered, but at least it has visuals and Florence's acting to stand on

No. 1159523

why is shane dawson in the thread pic

No. 1159540

thats bootyega.

No. 1159544

Nonnas will there be a Met Gala thread like last time or should it all go here?

No. 1159546

Lets leave it here

No. 1159573

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Lana Del Rey on stage with Nikki Lane

No. 1159584

She has truly let herself go

No. 1159585

This is one of the hotter things I've seen lately, jesus. What was this from?

No. 1159587

Don't you think that's kinda epic though, I do

No. 1159589

Pajama De Cay

No. 1159598

I can't help but wonder how her management feels about this, like how do they not force her to workout or put her on diet pills or something

No. 1159599

not really, i mean she built this aesthetic up and now she just looks lazy and 'basic' idk what other word to describe

No. 1159604

Lana has a majorly female and gay fanbase so she can afford not looking sexy and perfect and still have a career. Good for her tbh.

No. 1159608

I just think it's epic because she is a singer, why would she have to look a certain way

No. 1159609

I don't think she has to look a certain way, i am just saying she built up an aesthetic and appealed to all of these lolita ddlg girls and now she is on stage looking like she is going to the supermarket at 10pm

No. 1159626

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Nta but I agree with this. For most of her career she had a carefully curated image that she stuck to and now she completely abandoned it. She could be overweight and still wear her trademark vintage stuff, but she just ditched it completely

No. 1159631

i don’t even know what body shape that is

No. 1159637

It's the shapeless body shape

No. 1159639

>Will you still love me when I’m no longer skinny and beautiful?

No. 1159640

clay body shape

No. 1159649

middle aged jobless woman that has a commentary youtube channel and is obsessed with a certain washed up and controversial youtuber

No. 1159657

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And it begins…

No. 1159658

it’s a normal adult female body. enjoy your anorexia-induced anemia, leave that woman alone already she doesn’t have to constantly be performing white femininity for everyone

No. 1159659

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No. 1159661

Okay, fatty

No. 1159663

anon.. she is overweight or at least chubby in that pic. which is not a 'normal' body size. doesnt have anything to do with ana. and we are just saying how different she looks compared to her aesthetic she has had all of her career. chill nonnie

No. 1159666

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emma stone actually looks really cute. maybe because i don't like dramatic looks but i think she looks elegant and kinda reminds me of a ballerina

No. 1159673

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Reminds me of Hamilton kek

No. 1159674

I miss Ezra kek

No. 1159675

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No. 1159676

She looks adorable, very swan lake for sure

No. 1159677

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I googled and it said "Champagne Perrier-Jouet Bicentennary Party, London, Britain - 11 Oct 2011".


No. 1159679

so what? it’s like the billie spergs don’t spread your misery just because you’re addicted to eating like a rabbit everyday and enjoy getting heart palpitations

No. 1159680

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He should pull this out the closet and show up to the gala

No. 1159681

I know that man knows how to fuck like an absolute freak. He’s such a mess and a manwhore

No. 1159683

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anon i love u

No. 1159685

Bwahahaha he’d steal your makeup and a dress on the way out no question.

No. 1159686

Literally nobody said Lana needed to become ana, just that she got fatter. If you're that triggered maybe put down the McDonald's and take a walk kek

No. 1159687

stop seething anon. she looks trashy, chubby and i bet you do too

No. 1159688

I saw the jacket and blouse first and thought it was fun that she did a more “masculine” take on the theme… and then I scrolled down and saw the shoes and those trousers. Fucking hideous.

No. 1159690

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i agree. i absolutely agree. i will not be held by the shackles of shame anymore - he knows how to fuck. it's always the weird unhinged ones. he's not just a little bit of a slag, he is a TOTAL slag.

No. 1159691

same anon
> just a little bit of a slag, he is a TOTAL slag.
do you watch eastenders kek? are u britanon?

No. 1159694

Don't stick your puss in crazy

No. 1159697

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No. 1159698

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As long as she doesn’t do the wet hair to the side thing it would suit her.

No. 1159701

that's horrible. why should she be wearing this historically interesting crown?

No. 1159702

Marilyn Monroe?
Gilded Age was an era extending roughly from 1870 to 1900.

No. 1159703


No. 1159705

she looks cute but the dress i could take or leave, especially with those weird hooker shoes

No. 1159706

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No. 1159708

i love it. dislike her but stunning dress

No. 1159710

found the 500-pounder

No. 1159713

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Ok I love a transforming gown.

No. 1159715

This is so tacky. She might as well be naked at this point. i hate see through dresses that look like lingerie

No. 1159716

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I know she’s a YouTuber not a celeb but at least she’s not bbl Charles. The look reminds me of Tudor fashion not gilded age though.

No. 1159719

Blake always looks amazing

No. 1159721

very ugly, last year her outfit was miles better

No. 1159723

Any of these retards know what glided age means? they're young, but they cant be bothered to at least look it up?

No. 1159724

the brown makes it look like she sharted herself

No. 1159726

I used to like them but I think they're really overdone at this point. It's become boring.

No. 1159728

Being fat is not normal

No. 1159732

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She needs to fire her makeup artist.

No. 1159735

She could do a good The Nun cosplay.

No. 1159738

He can't last two minutes and would rather take it up the ass

No. 1159739

Nonnies, what's the best stream for the met gala? I've got the youtube one of them leaving the hotel up atm.

Lord help us.

No. 1159744

The dress steals all the attention from her kek She just can't not look boring.

No. 1159745

That bitch better keep her grimey plastic ass talons off this dress. I hate Kim I s2g

No. 1159749

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Agreed anon

No. 1159756

It’s Kanye’s fault kek Kim would never have been allowed to wear this if he hadn’t elevated her into the fashion world. I bet he’s so butt hurt he can’t style her tonight.

No. 1159758

Very cool, sexy alien from the 60's Star Trek vibe

No. 1159761

I know, I hate she has access to something so iconic

No. 1159763

hmm it's ok but i would've left it as is

No. 1159765

Yeah, I liked it much better folded

No. 1159766

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Genesis Suero

No. 1159767

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Normani looks really pretty

No. 1159768

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Tommy Dorfman

No. 1159769

dorfMAN is right

No. 1159771

Thanks I hate it

No. 1159772

that looks so weird.. she looks like she has no legs

No. 1159773

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Kaia Gerber. I actually kinda like this.

No. 1159774

really nice especially with the hair

No. 1159776

Why even have a theme for the gala? No one ever seems to get it.

No. 1159777

really beautiful and suits her body type so well. her hair looks like something out of a classical painting

No. 1159778

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No. 1159779

Yeah she looks God but the hair and her eyes really bring it all togeather

No. 1159780

What's the theme lol I can't tell

No. 1159786

for how long are we going to pretend these men don't look stupid and can't be presentable on this level? they just don't belong there being trannies. it just looks so weird. and just to entertain this whole idea at gala… troons have no shame. i would never go looking like this.

No. 1159787

In what world does PVC scream gilded glamour? Pure tranny brain rot.

No. 1159794

stunning but could've been more puffed up or less. it's at a weird level making it look weird to me. it's beautiful and so is she though

No. 1159798

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Seb Stan…

No. 1159800

going to be a lot of outfits tonight from men that i wish i could unsee

No. 1159803

File: 1651531678845.jpeg (470.58 KB, 541x1076, D30FCE29-7FEC-4749-9891-4F500F…)

Vogue posted this from a pre met gala party, praising his posing skills…

No. 1159804

really? really? people can publish this with a straight face and say it looks great?

No. 1159808

He looks like he needs to piss

No. 1159814

They don't dress themselves, which makes it more embarassing to me. A professional was in charge of this mess

No. 1159817

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Whyyyy all he had to do was wear a suit. Just throw the whole met away.

No. 1159819

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Jordan Roth

No. 1159822

Men really can get away with anything they want sigh

No. 1159824

Why are none of these celebrities following the theme I’ve seen maybe 2 people get the theme right it’s like they don’t even bother to try

No. 1159825

extremely offensive to the eyes. a woman could maybe pull it off though in a cutesy goth way

No. 1159826

File: 1651532313327.png (52.39 KB, 200x150, Bat-Signal.png)

No. 1159828

I love everything about this outfit, particularly the how the browns are matched. It's extraordinarily good.

No. 1159829

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>>Totally not kissing troon ass or anything

No. 1159830

No. 1159831

some of these outfits are so off theme. and ugly kek

No. 1159833

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No. 1159834

Fat dracula

No. 1159835

Never forget that Teen Vogue published an anal sex guide for teenagers

No. 1159838

File: 1651532547158.jpeg (421.18 KB, 1365x2048, FRya033WQAYXkYb.jpeg)

No. 1159839

beautiful and on theme!

No. 1159840

he is a very gay man who owns theaters. so like ny elite

No. 1159844

I love this, I hate to say

No. 1159845

Stepping on his own dress and cradling his concave hips with dirty knuckled man-hands, so stunning, so brave.

No. 1159846

i don't mind it either. it looks pretty nice actually, he looks very good in it too (not sexually)

No. 1159850

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No. 1159854

He's handsome and looks great. Never noticed that

No. 1159855

horrible. he looks awful for no reason, he's not even this ugly. why leather pants with this jacket? why even this jacket? why the hat and the shoes?

No. 1159857

Gilded glamour

No. 1159858

File: 1651533103013.jpg (1.46 MB, 1983x2975, sebastian.jpg)

No. 1159859

Love the jacket, just not with everything else.

Does anyone know if Anok Yai is attending this year?

No. 1159861

See this is what happens when you get too close to Tommy Lee…

No. 1159862

I was watching the Vogue livestream and Blake was talking about her look. It’s a custom and, essentially, a love letter to New York. The detailing on the bodice is to emulate the Empire State building and the drapery is for the statue of Liberty. Her tiara also has the same amount of crystals as there are windows in the statue. Also, the transformation of the gown was meant to represent the patina of the aged copper. I’m not a burger and idgaf about NY but, as someone who loves costuming, I’m obsessed with this dress now kek.

No. 1159871

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she looks cute

No. 1159872

I hate that celebrities are making me hate Iris Van Herpen now.

No. 1159873

that's nice but a crazy letdown from the original. i can easily see that concept being executed on a level comparable to the first look. they're uneven on how well done they are

No. 1159874

I will say Blake never misses the mark for the MET.

No. 1159875

Oh, that's actually very interesting, and now I don't mind the unrolled look either. She put the most effort in, props.

No. 1159876

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No. 1159877

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Gemma Chan

No. 1159878

it's so many different time periods

No. 1159881

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>> On the red carpet, Amy was asked what the theme means to her and she responded, “Um, a vibrator. You know what I’m gonna say. It’s ridiculous.”
Why did you show up then? She irks me kek

No. 1159882

why does she say these things

No. 1159883

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Jessica Chastain incoming

No. 1159886

i love the color

No. 1159888

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Riz Ahmed

No. 1159893

She looks like she's sneaking out of the Blues Brothers' apartment after a night of sex and booze because the head nun unexpectedly came to visit

No. 1159895

Don’t celebs have to pay thousands for a ticket? Imagine forking out money just to be fucking annoying about it.

No. 1159896

She’s like a fucking magic 8 ball of vagina jokes

No. 1159899

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Camila Cabello

No. 1159900

she looks like a flasher

No. 1159902

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Oh no Billiefags, say it ain't so

No. 1159903

Looks like Robbie Rotten

No. 1159905

No thank you

No. 1159906

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No. 1159907

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Apparently the fake wokies feel the gilded glamour theme is too privileged and tone deaf during these difficult times. The theme should’ve been the Great Depression I guess.

No. 1159908

KEK Is this Jared Leto? Why is he wearing Grimes’ look from last year?

No. 1159911

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yes it is he

No. 1159913

I feel sorry for her. She’s a child star so no doubt suffered some form of exploration, and when she grew up she kind of wasn’t so cute anymore. She ended up with strange, stocky proportions and everyone made fun of her. Now everytime she makes an appearance she just looks weirder and weirder because of plastic surgery.

No. 1159914

is she performing in Our American Cousin or something? why is it so like… theater costume like? the time period is right but this was a totally different type of person and thing

No. 1159916

Trooning out in 3..2..1..

No. 1159917

this is horrifying

No. 1159918

when your theme allows for so much possibility to be OTT, how do you take it into alien shit at a place that is asking you to not take it into alien territory necessarily?

No. 1159921

This type of cristicism is so stupid and hypocritical. There is literally always something bad happening the world, but now that people who live in first world countries are being affected too, people suddenly care muh inequality. And when has Met Gala ever been about equality and representing poor people?

No. 1159923

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is this a joke? Kylie's old face is still there…all that work just to look like a more swollen face version of her old self.

No. 1159926

File: 1651534572674.png (690.34 KB, 503x512, Capture.PNG)

No. 1159927

Jared Leto needs to stay away from Iris Van Herpen.

No. 1159931

Grimes, Jlo, now Jared Leto. I hate it here.

No. 1159935

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Kodi Smit-McPhee

No. 1159937

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I haven’t seen her yet, but here’s her after party look for last year’s met.

No. 1159938

Plumber or gardener?

No. 1159940

I'm laughing so fucking hard

No. 1159942

File: 1651535028690.jpg (64.59 KB, 768x512, 80889.jpg)

No. 1159944

I like her conventional beauty, I'm tired of "exotic" or "alien" or "fairy" looking supermodels with weird facial proportions.
Don't get me wrong, I like the variety, but I like to see a not-weird face too

No. 1159947

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Winnie Harlow

No. 1159950

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Ansel Elgort getting work as a waiter, good for him!

No. 1159953

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No. 1159954

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No. 1159956

what is this Amy Lee cosplay

No. 1159957

should’ve gone without the sleeves.

No. 1159959

kekkkk especially after the allegations. he should be working as one legit

No. 1159960

wtf is this slime bondage bullshit

No. 1159961

the sleeves were so obviously a mistake. people are paid for this

No. 1159971

This looks so cheap. It’s like a Victorian prostitute Halloween costume. Billie please fire your stylist.

No. 1159972

Aliexpress coat

No. 1159974

it does seem like a poor prostitute able to somehow get satin, like, even without the sleeves

No. 1159975

a fucking backwards baseball cap lmao is she serious

No. 1159977

Utterly heinous, men continue to prove they cannot be trusted with the concept of gender nonconformity because all they do is take the chance to look like fucking clowns. Time for men to look normal and hot again like >>1159838

No. 1159978

File: 1651536491218.jpg (206.68 KB, 1080x1080, FRyqBO3XoAEJ3jx.jpg)

No. 1159980


No. 1159981

File: 1651536607061.jpg (174.58 KB, 828x1023, IMG_20220503_010808.jpg)

Kek forgot image

No. 1159982

>that coat
>normal and hot

No. 1159984

File: 1651536677922.jpeg (73.11 KB, 666x1000, 7A8542FA-23A9-4995-AADA-4535E1…)

Needs a little sparkle or something. She might as well have bedazzled one of her suits.

No. 1159986

File: 1651536728452.jpg (521.37 KB, 1365x2048, IMG_20220503_011150.jpg)

Finally a clear pic of Madelaine Petsch

No. 1159987

File: 1651536736346.png (313.46 KB, 482x532, 960A6FFC-115E-43DA-961A-C08850…)

No. 1159988

what is it? i don't hate it, but what is it? what is it trying to be?

No. 1159989

File: 1651536795188.jpg (120.18 KB, 1170x1982, FRyr00IUYAUhP-Y.jpg)

Katy Perry

No. 1159990

Yes, it's a basic coat you could find anywhere?? Aside from the colours ofc but the cut is completely average.

No. 1159991

Mild colours like pastels and creams and beiges just don't suit her. Idk why they keep forcing them.

No. 1159996

File: 1651537032497.jpg (288.64 KB, 2048x1359, elon.jpg)

No. 1159997

bitch went as my grandma’s carpet

No. 1159998

Whips out the baton and starts directing the orchestra

No. 1159999

File: 1651537171613.jpg (56.76 KB, 943x1200, 496ec1f2908c60af203608e9ce50cc…)

Same energy

No. 1160004

File: 1651537260091.jpg (492.49 KB, 1365x2048, IMG_20220503_011939.jpg)

Anitta and Jeremy Scott

No. 1160006

File: 1651537323394.png (4.7 MB, 2830x1604, Screenshot 2022-05-03 at 02.21…)

No. 1160007

File: 1651537325788.jpg (376.14 KB, 1366x2048, Stormzy.jpg)

No. 1160011

File: 1651537504513.jpg (165.4 KB, 1284x1560, FRyvXU3WYAIXffJ.jpg)

Kylie looks so cheap.

No. 1160012

Hes good looking, and blows that pear-shaped man out of the water.

No. 1160014

I like the off-white on white, I just have a naughty impulse to smear dirt and jam on it like in a cleaning detergent commercial

No. 1160016

File: 1651537651835.jpg (133.52 KB, 1280x1000, omelette.jpg)

No. 1160017

File: 1651537656571.jpeg (29.58 KB, 319x480, 864D0F99-5D7A-4981-B50C-DD5D1E…)

I still want Billie to go for this Madonna esthetic. Anons called her Billary Clinton kek but it hides the midsection and shows her chest since that’s her thing.

No. 1160018

File: 1651537742136.jpeg (829.74 KB, 828x1344, B4F684B4-AD7B-45A1-9344-CCC127…)

The fucking troon body

No. 1160019

File: 1651537754739.jpg (447.14 KB, 1365x2048, cole.jpg)

Cole Sprouse hit the wall.

No. 1160021

This is another Rihanna moment where I think the fabric looks gorgeous but everyone else says it looks like an omelette.

No. 1160022

she's just not even trying

No. 1160025

This style looks better on thin women. Billie could wear a muumuu.

No. 1160026

billions of dollars and this is what she wears… smh

No. 1160027

Unsettling photo

No. 1160028

File: 1651538092306.jpg (288.89 KB, 1242x1837, IMG_20220503_013449.jpg)

Miss Trunchbull has arrived

No. 1160030

Shit he really did, he's the dick one of the two right? Well deserved if so.

No. 1160031

he hit the wall at 12

No. 1160032

File: 1651538329230.jpeg (129.95 KB, 814x1200, 0BDC5564-98C1-4522-95D4-B11726…)

Nothing tips the original

No. 1160033

File: 1651538365091.jpg (471.14 KB, 1365x2048, Awkwafina.jpg)


No. 1160034

Apparently not Jared Leto, it's someone called Fredrik Robertsson

No. 1160035

She’s aging pretty badly, is this what happens when Asians hit the hard stuff?

No. 1160036

She looks like she has learning disabilities

No. 1160040

File: 1651538870711.jpg (326.04 KB, 1364x2048, oscar.jpg)

Oscar Isaac

No. 1160042

She's probably wearing a recreation if she does.

No. 1160043

He’s usually hot but this is the worst he’s ever looked

No. 1160044

the renaissance this photo has gotten recently, wow

No. 1160046

wasn't he much younger like a second ago?

No. 1160049

Blake always brings it, one of the only celebs we can count on.
She's beautiful and makes the dress look nice.
Her look last year was so nice and flattered her well, what happened?

No. 1160054

File: 1651539333936.jpeg (1.98 MB, 1116x2160, D5EE341A-0150-4693-A647-2455A5…)

>>1159906 KEK so that guy isn’t Jared his name is Fredrik Robertsson

No. 1160058

File: 1651539642891.jpg (Spoiler Image, 169.13 KB, 790x1185, chadwick-boseman-2018-met-gala…)

I'm really not sure how to feel about this. I want to like her dress, but both of them look cheap.
What I hate is that the KarJenners have millions of dollars and access to whatever designer they want to work with but they still choose to look like trash sometimes. Kylie has worn way better looks than this in the past.
I feel like if men are going to wear plain suits, this is how it should be done. I'll never forget Chadwick's suits though

No. 1160059

File: 1651539676874.jpeg (560.98 KB, 2048x2048, EEDC16E8-1E9A-4999-966D-363C5B…)

Kind of looking forward to the Elvis biopic. I think he looks better with the dark hair.

No. 1160060

So rat faced.

No. 1160061

dang this makes me really miss chadwick rip

No. 1160062

Tie and handbag not same colour, but a not different enough shade. This bothers me.

No. 1160064

She looks like that totes quirky girl at prom that wears converse under her dress.

No. 1160065

>putting a gorgeous redhead in yellow
why. just why.

No. 1160068

File: 1651540055811.jpg (125.61 KB, 1325x1283, conan gray.jpg)

No. 1160070

My condolences for their loss

No. 1160071

plastic surgery has somehow made khloe prettier than kylie at this point.

No. 1160072

larping as dustbowl era hobos would be even more offensive??

No. 1160074

File: 1651540351573.jpeg (325.97 KB, 1000x1008, 7D307CCD-3543-434A-9E77-8A99BA…)

No. 1160078

no offense but pretty much all of these looks have been ugly and all over the place. What's the point of having a theme when everyone's dressing however they want. Whatever decade they want. And even space alien looking. And all these men trying to stand out and be applauded for dressing genderspecial with tacky ass makeup and black nail polish.

No. 1160079

File: 1651540523374.jpg (423.34 KB, 1365x2048, FRy1KpQVgAAciV7.jpg)

Nah, the sunglasses are just hiding her botched af midface enough to make her look decent

No. 1160080

Is the theme just a suggestion or what? Anyway, I don't hate this. I kinda like it.

No. 1160082

File: 1651540546613.jpeg (314.2 KB, 768x1152, E31769FC-EB11-481D-AEC6-086D50…)

laura harrier
Ugh I want Sebastian Stan to look at me like that so I can tell him to change.

No. 1160083

File: 1651540559604.jpeg (532.23 KB, 1365x2048, 440D5B4C-1EED-4F8F-A9A1-7F9C3E…)


No. 1160085

File: 1651540654543.png (111.44 KB, 395x586, 20220503_041701.png)

No. 1160086

I thought this was Amber Rose for a minute kek

No. 1160088

Tinfoil, Kim dyes her hair platinum whenever she gets more face work. The hair distracts us while the surgery settles.

No. 1160092

Is she wearing Marilyn’s actual dress or is it a copy?

No. 1160093

File: 1651540864566.jpg (1.37 MB, 2228x3341, nicki.jpg)


No. 1160094

He's gorgeous I must say.

No. 1160095

File: 1651540926232.jpeg (592.14 KB, 1365x2048, A72085A9-85EE-4BDC-9E6A-4F5F29…)

Maisie looked cute

No. 1160098

Well that was shit.

No. 1160104

I wouldn't mind those teeny tiny forehead curls from the era coming back in style, they are very cute

No. 1160109

She looks beautiful and in theme

No. 1160110

She's ruining that dress with that big fake ass

No. 1160113

whats with the black rocks/stuff all over her? it looks like when shayna poured a black candle on her tits.

No. 1160114

File: 1651541606656.jpeg (739.46 KB, 2048x1365, F6B45D24-A6B5-4BE5-A412-AEFA73…)

No. 1160118

This is how I feel, what a joke of an event.

No. 1160120

File: 1651541761190.jpeg (406.8 KB, 1366x2048, DC570E61-6176-4A35-BDDE-6EEDE4…)

Care Mulligan

No. 1160122

File: 1651541883963.jpeg (449.23 KB, 1259x1365, 2B919321-CE2F-4379-B5F2-8AD023…)

Jodie Turner Smith and Joshua Jackson

No. 1160126

File: 1651541987818.jpeg (1.75 MB, 1620x1205, 255AB0B4-6E58-4EFF-A315-0E02C2…)

I feel like that’s Anok Yai in the left corner in pink.

No. 1160128

His outfit makes me want to kms, he just picked whatever blindfolded

No. 1160129

File: 1651542125532.jpg (13.33 KB, 200x200, 3464230-85a17855eb538cd26297f9…)

No. 1160130

most of these celebrities just wear whatever their sponsors told them to wear and advertise

No. 1160133

It is her. I love the colour on her.

No. 1160137

File: 1651542626181.jpg (251.56 KB, 900x900, bc051ba02c83b10543edcab2a6fe2d…)

She's way out of his league, wtf.
I swear I've seen her wear this exact outfit before, but maybe I'm just thinking of picrel. Anyway, tacky.
One of the only on theme celebrities. She looks great.

No. 1160139

KEK idk what it is about this photo but I burst out laughing. I guess it's because he looks so serious but comes off as a total dork. And >>1159998 is right he looks like a conductor

No. 1160140

File: 1651542779053.jpg (183.22 KB, 1080x1080, FRyqBuXXEAMUHo0.jpg)

You can't really see it, but it has the names of female historical figures sown into the neck. Pretty cool.

No. 1160141

File: 1651542843819.jpeg (43.86 KB, 450x332, CCD154D1-117F-4AA7-9C7D-C0055E…)

No. 1160147

100% a copy/recreation

No. 1160150

She looks so much healthier than she has in a while!

No. 1160151

pete looks so sexy here

No. 1160152

No. 1160155

Is he…tanned?

No. 1160156

File: 1651543292129.jpeg (81.1 KB, 620x349, 1085C65C-F915-4648-A364-977630…)

No. 1160161

File: 1651543400563.jpg (385.3 KB, 1242x1515, FRyz88KXwAI1-PY.jpg)


No. 1160162

how does he look so bad and his brother looks great? they're twins…..

No. 1160166

File: 1651543453077.jpg (156.19 KB, 742x742, cara.jpg)

Liberal feminists are so annoying.

No. 1160170

Amen but i'm not even complaining, the more celebrities look terrible both in clothing and in botchedness the less i'm able to get sucked into caring about them and it's great. So generous of the plastic surgeons and fashion designers to do this for us

We are so far from "glamourous hollywood" it's amazing really

No. 1160174

her makeup looks so bad… like just greasy and the lipstick is weird.

No. 1160175

File: 1651543773401.jpg (441.91 KB, 562x1000, FRzCmoCVUAAGMLb.jpg)

No. 1160201

File: 1651544464341.jpg (108.51 KB, 640x640, ab67616d0000b2736f12143193d900…)

No. 1160205

ignore the queer cum in the corner, i should got a better image.

No. 1160207

He looks so bad. When are we gonna get out of the era that pretends men are women??

No. 1160209

File: 1651544590678.jpeg (3.47 MB, 2000x2998, C4EF3255-B78C-444A-9C56-2A24C0…)

How fucking short is Sydney Sweeney to down in a dress like this?

No. 1160216

Saloon brothel look. Wtf is her nose contour?? It makes her face look busted

No. 1160218

File: 1651544756333.jpeg (439.04 KB, 2048x2048, 9B4BFA6A-1F9E-4B6E-8076-A9CD84…)

Rihanna’s reaction when they tried to get her to wear the tacky watch gloves kek

No. 1160220

We need a law to force men to stop wearing women's clothing

No. 1160226

She has to be kneeling down here surely.

No. 1160252

File: 1651545282287.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 48.63 KB, 300x458, Joshua_Jackson_award.jpeg)

i used to be so in love with Joshua Jackson when i was younger. He had "achievable and probably nice to mom" vibes to him. I watched the terrible shows he was in (mainly Fringe) and had a poster of him in my room while growing up.
this is fucking with me cause i cant tell if he hit the wall or if this is standard moid aging. He is 43. He should not look so old, right?? I dont date moids, so i cant even tell. Teenage dream crushed regardless.

No. 1160254

she looks like a princess

No. 1160258

File: 1651545368979.jpg (1.74 MB, 2000x2998, IMG_20220503_033038.jpg)

She's 5'3", which isn't crazy short, so I guess it's just a bad picture.

No. 1160260

the dress is pretty but very plain. it's what i'd expect a boring influencer to wear to their wedding.

No. 1160276

i fucking hate this color. why does every other celebrity wear this color every year? when are people gonna retire it? it's gaudy and ugly. let it go.

No. 1160294

File: 1651546055027.jpeg (830.51 KB, 2048x2048, 84A94178-D832-4CE2-AC95-5DEDC9…)

Choose your gender bender

No. 1160304

damn, wasn't alexa demie invited? I know she's not the best actor or been in lots of stuff, but she's sort of a fashion girl, no brands got her??

No. 1160327

File: 1651546411105.jpeg (181.33 KB, 980x654, 14AEAC4A-AD66-41A0-9599-2D5B42…)

No. 1160372

File: 1651546865017.jpeg (255.55 KB, 1000x1778, 727863BE-26A9-42A9-BBC1-1B2D32…)

She would have killed it if she was there.

No. 1160404

File: 1651547239066.jpeg (1.14 MB, 2048x2048, E7F6FD2B-892D-4B62-85B8-38D3F1…)

Lena Waithe yeeted the teets

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No. 1160453

File: 1651548135936.jpeg (778.14 KB, 908x1157, 31100879-2735-4CCC-9058-B22CB4…)

No. 1160460

File: 1651548287260.jpeg (210.15 KB, 800x1199, 72C7BC76-A26F-401A-9FA9-79741D…)

Anok Yai

No. 1160465

Kek at the lady in the back.
Beautiful, she looks like a Barbie.

No. 1160471

File: 1651548879820.jpeg (189.31 KB, 827x871, A40A4939-C526-4D8B-8932-9CE4E8…)

re: kim’s dress. i’m not sure if i believe her. i have worked in costume conservation and this is not typical practice at all.. but money talks, so she may have offered to pay a lot of money.

No. 1160474

File: 1651548920613.jpeg (1.01 MB, 2048x2048, 50F51DF5-8677-4A3C-8D0B-C3C24D…)

I mistook Gigi for hunter for a second kek

No. 1160481

second neon highlighter outfit of the night i am so confused

No. 1160485

It's not the dress. The silhouette is not the same. Kris can pay for that press all she wants but it's not the truth lol

No. 1160486

File: 1651549258879.jpeg (381.92 KB, 1908x1146, 1F1CCA73-B752-4C58-943D-88AC02…)

emma corrin

No. 1160489

File: 1651549328782.jpeg (164.01 KB, 827x812, 4B2D6999-BFF1-4DEE-82FA-545885…)

idk it is really hard to say for sure

No. 1160494

File: 1651549409793.jpg (60.9 KB, 669x1000, MV5BOGY3M2NlOGQtNWIzNy00ZWVmLT…)

All I remember of him is dying in Urban Legend kek

No. 1160496

Nayrt but that is clearly two different dresses lmfao

No. 1160498

If this was actually Marilyn's dress, wouldn't it have had to be altered to fit Kim? I'm not sure how these things work, but I kinda doubt that would be done to a historic dress.
It also looks like less/more spaced out gems on Kim's dress. Even the straps and neckline are slightly different.

No. 1160501

File: 1651549571912.jpeg (241.71 KB, 825x1222, 7404590E-B6AA-4F75-84B4-E107EB…)

Yeah Kim’s ass is too big to fit normally

No. 1160503

Yeah that's not the same dress. It wouldn't be possible anyways for many reasons.

No. 1160506

Kris Jenner sure knows how to get people talking, doesn't she? It's not Marilyn's dress but she shelled out a fuck ton of money for publications to say it is.

No. 1160507

File: 1651549717721.jpeg (106.2 KB, 828x807, A68B11C1-2BB6-417E-9A0D-12F5A6…)

yeah, she says she lost 16 pounds but i doubt she would fit into it anyway. textiles are the hardest materials to repair in terms of conservation, a lot of the damage that can incur is irreversible. it would be really reckless of the believe it or not “museum” to let her borrow it. she probably had a designer replicate it. it’s stupid of her to lie about it though

No. 1160512

Even the titty cones are different. Sorry for reposting btw nonnas, here it is >>1160498

No. 1160513

That shot really shows it's not the same dress

No. 1160517

Apparently she wore the original for a few minutes then switched to a replica soon after.

No. 1160518

Samefag, but also the back cut is way different. I don't know why Kim didn't just say it was a recreation or inspired by Marilyn, or why she didn't get someone to make it more similar to the original.

No. 1160519

idk why ben platt keeps going on with these high waisted bell bottom pants but someone needs to stop him. he ain't part of the bee gees.

No. 1160520

Guise, the seqins seem to be in the exact same place. Would they reconstruct it that precisely?

No. 1160522


No. 1160523

all that this is showing me about the met gala is just because you are famous does mean you have any fashion taste. i wish someone was bold enough to crash this stupid fucking event i hate it lmao idk why you anons enjoy it so much

No. 1160526

File: 1651550150162.jpeg (39.82 KB, 519x673, 9d72aec673a8d203d9cb962846e96d…)

Absolutely not dragging MM or the original designer but the og dress is very, very sheer with very thin fabric. That dress was delicate back then. Now? Any skin contact would have it disintegrate quickly. It's a replica, and a good one at that, but I guess saying that wouldn't generate enough clicks kek

No. 1160527

Because it's a replica

No. 1160528

they're not though. they seemed to have tried to place the sequins in the same place but you can see multiple spots where some sequins are missing on kim's dress. especially in this shot >>1160083 where you can see that the obvious line of sequins down the front isn't really there.

No. 1160529

Yeah he looks 50 or so next to Jodie.

No. 1160530

I saw someone say Kim made this look like something off of Fashion Nova, and they were right. The fur coat makes it worse.

No. 1160532

>The truth is Kardashian only actually wore the original dress for a matter of minutes. Given the fragile nature and historical value of the dress, she wasn’t about to take any chances. In fact, her whole process of getting dressed reads like a highly sophisticated military operation. First, she left her hotel in a dressing gown with barricades set up outside to obscure the view of any waiting paparazzi. She then arrived at a small fitting room by the Met Gala steps that was especially organized for the occasion. There a conservationist from Ripley’s was on hand to assist her in white gloves. “I’m extremely respectful to the dress and what it means to American history. I would never want to sit in it or eat in it or have any risk of any damage to it and I won’t be wearing the kind of body makeup I usually do,” says Kardashian, who changed into a replica of the dress also owned by Ripley’s once she successfully climbed the stairs. “Everything had to be specifically timed and I had to practice walking up the stairs.”

No. 1160534

He wasn't cute when he was younger either

No. 1160536

then what the fuck was the point

No. 1160547

Lizzo literally takes up more space than the two people next to her holy fuck

No. 1160554

File: 1651551254866.jpeg (425.05 KB, 1364x2048, 21B8839F-C6AF-4CAC-B2CB-712740…)

I think this color looks beautiful on her

No. 1160556

File: 1651551319165.jpeg (893.62 KB, 750x1119, 29DD2792-9228-437F-B1A1-C4D777…)

Why is he shaped like this

No. 1160561

Ok I love this

No. 1160573

My girl forgotten again. I hope she got her aunties to make the jewelry this year.

No. 1160583

>white femininity
What the fuck lol

No. 1160596

Uncanny valley and her candidate look nothing like her curated photoshopped image

No. 1160603

File: 1651553823951.jpg (936.12 KB, 1080x2185, Screenshot_20220502-235611_Twi…)

Jared Leto and that other dude went as twins and apparently confused the world. Sorry if already posted, still catching up.

I don't care for the hairstyle but still she's 100/10. What a fucking perfect legend.

No. 1160605

I really wish women were allowed to have natural butter again

No. 1160607

Butts stupid spellchecker, kek

No. 1160611

File: 1651554164992.png (889.52 KB, 487x848, 349820483289472.png)

Billie looking like she's about to film a Georgian-inspired porno and between the window drapery skirt and polyester shein corset someone said it didn't look legit enough so they stuck a used xmas bow on her chest
>this pose
Even with her giant boobs she's never quite figured out how to be sexy. This looks like a 5-year-old's attempt at copying a supermodel pose she saw in vogue once. It's fine she doesn't need to be sexy, she just needs to stop trying

No. 1160623

File: 1651554589697.jpeg (612.03 KB, 1191x1893, 6D4F987C-B6DD-44F6-B91B-10E9DB…)

So is “performing white femininity” playing into white female stereotypes (being thin, blonde, blue eyed, etc) for social acceptance? That anon sounds Twitter brainwashed but kek I’ve never heard anyone say that before.

No. 1160625

Marilyn's actual dress would never fit her.

No. 1160631

as a bw fuck off, a bunch of dumbass SJWs who seriously think being thin and pretty is somehow conforming to white supremacy

No. 1160647

>>1160404 ew what is that..

No. 1160648

File: 1651556249186.jpeg (431.34 KB, 1638x2048, FRzchthUYAEpXDd.jpeg)

I forgot to upload her curated photo from her twitter

No. 1160649

File: 1651556334289.jpeg (302.44 KB, 1366x2048, FRzB84BXwAI8rp6 (1).jpeg)

Now here's another candid

No. 1160651

File: 1651556352564.jpeg (282.27 KB, 523x667, BFBC31E1-E1DD-4B10-A93B-428C58…)

She’s really pretty but she reminds me of a cartoon lamb I drew her once on a kids menu one time I think it is accurate

No. 1160654

She looks good imo. I don't think I've ever seen Katy in a bad look at an event.

No. 1160656

I don't find it on theme so much but she looks good. Did she gain a lot of weight? Her hips look huge, I realize she's wearing a corset with cups on the hip area but below it looks very big for her. She's usually normal sized below, it's like her bodytype completely changed by gaining. Her figure looks amazing though

No. 1160658

she got fat but even better is how most of the flowers got ripped/broken and how there is an aparent lack of nipple.

No. 1160661

File: 1651556687647.jpg (791.88 KB, 1600x2400, FRzGRy_X0AAZO6N.jpg)

Surprised no one has posted her yet

No. 1160662

Those rough edges are on purpose nonnie, they aren't ripped or broken. It's just a shitty design.

No. 1160663

File: 1651556723981.jpg (575.95 KB, 1365x2048, FRy5RTFXIAEcyGo.jpg)

Bella Hadid

No. 1160666

I think her dress is indeed lovely but her face has entered Uncanny Valley. Too much botox and/or filler. She doesn't look anything like the photoshopped curated image she posted

No. 1160667

How fucking long is her thorso

No. 1160669

File: 1651556887024.jpeg (470 KB, 1250x830, 25ABF767-EC6E-4AC0-B894-60F275…)

The hamburger costume from 2019 lives rent free in my head.

No. 1160672

File: 1651557145262.jpg (55.18 KB, 757x757, FRzI50aWUAAWiY8.jpg)

KEK Oh my god

No. 1160677

File: 1651557364434.jpeg (33.33 KB, 263x320, Katy-Perry-and-Orlando-Bloom-T…)

she did gain but katy was never known for being super thin anyways. she was still pregnant like a year ago. she had the baby and yes she does seem bigger but considering she's 37 and raising a child i think her figure is to die for. billie is like 20 and does not look as good.

No. 1160680

yes, that's what i said. her figure looks incredible. i was just surprised because usually she's normal/thin and out of nowhere she's very very very thicc

No. 1160681

Samefag, but she actualyl doesn't look super sick here.

No. 1160684

cannot express how much i hate this outfit and how much it sucks. why did they do her like this with the hair and makeup too? it's like these people hate them

No. 1160685

Both of them went to the met but I feel scummy posting outfit pics and taking any attention away from the seriousness of the case.

No. 1160686

No, they didn't go this year.

No. 1160692

That's a shit fucking angle no way her upper half is same size as lower

No. 1160696

Who is the first person?

No. 1160704

File: 1651558943931.jpg (183.61 KB, 980x1503, FRy4VdsXEAEupYe.jpg)

I guess, but that's how she always looks

No. 1160705

File: 1651559007961.jpg (Spoiler Image, 343.33 KB, 1786x1244, FRyvPGhXEAIkMpO.jpg)

Samefag, sorry and this is the last time I'll post this stupid dress, but why does it look so different/better on the (other) model?

No. 1160706

I got clickbaited with old pics kek good I figured neither would go.

No. 1160710

File: 1651559226658.jpeg (105.79 KB, 1280x720, 1D6F2E86-5456-4FCF-A918-EF1399…)

An actress named jessie buckley. She got a lot of praise for her role in this movie.

No. 1160711

OT but I tried to watch this movie and it was so fucking boring

No. 1160712

is she on T too? she looks like she's having a breakout

No. 1160714

File: 1651559581451.jpeg (76.78 KB, 1000x563, 6BCC8455-7EC9-4EDE-A83F-8F1F08…)

I think so. Her skin was always nice and clear before. GNC lesbian > pimply enby

No. 1160715

No. 1160718

Her skin looks clear in both photos imo

No. 1160722

File: 1651560103381.jpeg (166.32 KB, 634x1024, tumblr_033f1a884a32c9e0b02688c…)

Olivia Rodrigo

No. 1160724

I actually love the dress

No. 1160726

Purple Jessica Rabbit

No. 1160728

I think you're actually seeing the glitter on the outfit reflecting on her face

No. 1160734

File: 1651560536506.jpeg (688.91 KB, 2048x2048, 051D6FC1-81A0-4940-BDDF-5E82FE…)

Cynthia Erivo

No. 1160738

Thank you, she looks hot in that >>1160294 outfit tbh

No. 1160743

I like this one

No. 1160843

File: 1651567953779.jpg (1.65 MB, 1284x1909, johnny j suh.jpg)

kpop idol

No. 1160851

File: 1651568595616.png (1.02 MB, 960x960, 505 sa crtom.png)

No. 1160852

what's gilded glamour about this?

No. 1160855

File: 1651569155638.jpg (32.12 KB, 479x800, 4fbc43286b733ecab15fc665d3320e…)

Matrix but make it luxury sleepwear

No. 1160858

I feel represented as a woman with long torso and short legs

No. 1160863

the only pretty ones. the rest are meh or fugly
is even better than most

No. 1160864

I don't mind the dress but why did she yeet her eyebrows?

No. 1160869

I personally think Blake is the only memorable outfit. 99% look like shit, both male and female, there are a few lovely ones, but hers is the only high-effort one.

No. 1160876


Same, she's the only one who has a stand out look that really suits the theme. Anok Yai, Gigi Hadid and Genesis Suero are the only other looks that sparked joy for me, the rest can get in the bin.

Also I fully mistook Jessie Buckley for Ellen Page because of the gender fuckery and the weird thin lines around her mouth, anybody else?

No. 1160900

even worse, an anal sex guide for teenage GIRLS that didn't even include the clitoris on the anatomical diagram and when people pointed this out an editor accused them of homophobia.

No. 1160903

This is what accepting faggots has done to socity, also fuck faghags

No. 1160905

She reminds me more of Dorian Electra and looks hotter than Ellen tbh

No. 1160909

easiest theme ever with endless possibilities yet 98% of millionaires/billionaires looked like dog shit. cool

No. 1160911

Of course she looks hotter, Page has anorexia, nobody looks hot when ill.
I thought it was Page too at first sight

No. 1160918

I just gotta say anon guys like this are usually terrible in bed because they do so many drugs their pee pee doesn't work and they lose most sensitivity. Their eyes look soulless when they orgasm and they're usually pretty quiet about it. I think he's sexy too despite the obvious reasons but I do not agree Ezra knows how to fuck, anymore at least.

No. 1160921

Her nose.. Michael Jackson

No. 1160939

File: 1651575222865.jpg (53.47 KB, 600x600, poster,504x498,f8f8f8-pad,600x…)

I thought this >>1159999 as soon as I saw this photo, it's so fucking funny. He also reminds me of picrel

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No. 1160957

because the other model is a real model. emrat isn't.

No. 1160963

File: 1651578743312.png (64.45 KB, 890x706, gratis-png-oscar-isaac-star-wa…)

I can't believe I found him hot at any point, after seeing his tiny dick in Bergman's Scenes from a Marriage I got repulsed. Especially when you know how he acts like a literal manwhore on red carpets, how he cheated on his then pregnant wife with Carrie Fisher's daughter. He is fucking disgusting, women wouldn't get away with half of the shit he put out and gets praised for.

No. 1160964

No, she did wear original and after red carpet changed to replica

No. 1160967

He cheated with Carrie fisher's daughter? Disappointed in Billie Lourd, her mom was based and probably would've told her not to do such things. As unstable as Carrie was with her bipolar disorder, I don't think she'd think this was ok or smart

No. 1160969

I will never understand why they didn't push Laura as hard as they did Zendeya, is she too dark skinned and has too obvious african features for hollywood?

No. 1160970

File: 1651579012868.jpeg (605.75 KB, 828x1026, 55FFA215-639F-4CEB-861F-DCE89A…)

Lana at StageCoach Festival a few days ago. Honestly, I think she looks tubby but lovely and happy

No. 1160974

The dress was MADE for Merlyn, her body and skin color. The whole damn point was her looking like she was naked with crystals all over her body.

No. 1160976

Wtf wow

No. 1160977

I love her shoulders

No. 1160978

The colour is way different even considering light differences, how could it ever be the same dress lol.

No. 1160979

Winner for best dressed 1000%

That's what I immediately thought too

No. 1160981

Imo kaia gerber or Blake pretransformation wins

No. 1160982

File: 1651579836690.jpeg (175.19 KB, 750x729, 561AE4CC-8346-4486-A7C1-A69BE5…)

okay i was wondering why A) Kim looked like she was wearing Shein and B) her and Pete were basically the same height despite having 1 foot+ difference and it’s because she wore plastic stripper pleaser heels

No. 1160985

Nonnie… Carrie also slept with Harrison while he was married, his wife wasn't pregnant at the time but still.

No. 1160987

she looks like a fat lana fan, not like lana herself. it's like she managed to lose all sense of style she ever had when she gained all that weight.

No. 1160988

Yes but Billie isn't a mess like Carrie was as a young woman, very addicted to drugs and bipolar with family issues and meteoric fame. Carrie was a mess as a younger person with many obvious and public issues, plus her own with her complicated family dynamic. You can still see your mom's mistakes and not repeat them. I think there's a big difference between now and then too. Billie had more stability than Carrie situationally and was allowed to grow up knowing it's not cool to be in the other person's position with how Debbie was cheated on by Eddie Fisher for Liz Taylor and it being an issue for both Carrie and Debbie as they got older and looked back at how weird it was. Very public shaming of such behavior in Carrie's specials and books

No. 1160990

I agree but Billie was 22-23 when things happened with Oscar and had a huge age gap, his behavior is more unsettling to me. I agree it was mistake from Billie's side but she did move on and is now happily married, while Oscar keeps his hormonal dog in heat act going and people just gush over his "sexiness".

No. 1160993

Obviously he's the one who deserves major criticism but I'm just disappointed because she had an especially intelligent and based mom and more stability in every respect, and grew up with a present dad who she is close to, unlike Carrie. Carrie was always vying for her dad's affection so I can see her making young inadvisable choices with men while going through drug addiction and untreated bipolar disorder

No. 1161000

Do you also get this triggered when a woman wears pants and hoodies?

No. 1161001

I disagree with other nonnies, this is a basic (for met gala) look with some cheap gloves thrown on to make it look "gilded age".

No. 1161002

Obviously not, because women don't do it for the coom

No. 1161009

You're really going to be out here pretending they don't look stupid asf in dresses? I'm all for being progressive but they just don't look good like women do in pants. Their bodies are just not meant for dresses.

No. 1161018

she should have left this cheap, unlined piece of fabric on the halloween shop floor

No. 1161022

So him and Kieran went but they didn't invite Sarah Snook when she could have looked amazing? I keep on losing.

No. 1161028

Yes, that's the worst one. They could have put anything else in that dress, but they chose to ruin it

No. 1161050

File: 1651583440705.jpeg (2.37 MB, 2448x3264, BEF63C26-3E74-4819-AEC6-8FB8AE…)

addison rae and her body builder poses are sending me into orbit

No. 1161051

Lana's clearly been doing whatever the fuck she wants for the longest time (see the snoozefest known as Chemitrails Over The Country Club, it's hideous cover etc). Clearly she's out of control, of course they won't shove pills down her throat. Lana has loyal stans and maybe that's enough now, when she no longer is Weinstein's IT Girl of the moment.
>and we are just saying how different she looks compared to her aesthetic she has had all of her career
She ditched her curated aesthetic post Born To Die, but to be fair she wore cute dresses to her shows. They weren't anything fancy most of the time and were bought at regular stores.
I think it's mostly her body that has changed.

No. 1161052

Isn't she a social media girl? Why are her poses so awkward?

No. 1161059

I hate the opera glove trend, I know it's supposed to come off as elegant and 'high class' but it almost always just screams tacky to me

No. 1161060

lmfao she looks gorgeous but the poses with the arms up are so bad. like not just the poses but her face looks so weird in the first and last pics.

No. 1161068

File: 1651584249295.jpeg (37.81 KB, 321x640, 8C0FB728-07C8-46BB-83EA-65CA18…)

me too. i think it’s because celebs mostly pair them with very revealing dresses so it cheapens them

No. 1161072

I usually think she's basic looking, but she's actually pretty adorable here.

No. 1161076

I liked Kim's look, she looks best in tacky glamour. Enough with the nasty full body latex outfits I hope

No. 1161078

File: 1651584728832.jpeg (173.76 KB, 827x1447, EC7E9A3B-68D1-4311-9EB8-134796…)

sorry to keep sperging about the marilyn monroe dress, but i just watched this video where kim tries it on and the way the conservators (? i doubt they really were) handle the dress is awful. they were literally stuffing her in, pulling at the dress. then at the end you can see someone mending the zipper in the back. i just think this whole thing was pointless and solely for her ego, so that she can say she fit into and wore marilyn’s dress

No. 1161086

Olivia's dress is pretty but off theme

No. 1161095

The dress is so tight Marilyn had to be sewn into it too, I don't think there's any way to put it on without struggle, but you are right if that's the original dress in the video why would they risk damaging it

No. 1161097

Short and stumpy thinks she's slender as Marilyn. Well said it's for her ego.

No. 1161117

she’s retarded because it’s legal for women to be topless in new york and other women at the met had their nipples showing like Kendall Jenner

No. 1161136

File: 1651586892340.jpeg (1.3 MB, 963x1444, 8BB67E6E-5FDC-4D28-A6E3-0C8DA0…)

Does anyone know who the person in the back is? I’m dying to see what it looked like from the front and I can’t find them anywhere!

No. 1161138

Kim is delusional to think she'd fit into that dress with all her plastic surgery. "Marilyn was curvy and I'm curvy, so it makes perfect sense that it should fit!", meanwhile Marilyn sill had natural proportions and Kim looks like a caricature.

No. 1161139

because it's owned by ripley's believe it or not, not a real freaking museum. these "conservators" are probably retarded because ripleys believe it or not is a trash gimmick collection, not a real, dignified museum with standards.

No. 1161141

she looks like donatella versace

No. 1161143

File: 1651587241183.jpeg (1.41 MB, 1125x1673, 8746CAD3-154F-4CEA-95F4-2BA5B3…)

Nevermind, I found her. What a let down kek.

No. 1161149

Who are they and why do they look like troons

No. 1161154

who tf is this? it looks like sharon needles honestly but possibly female (i think? maybe?). ugly, ugly dress and even more offensive makeup and hair

No. 1161159

>>1161149 >>1161154 It’s Ivy Getty, the heiress. She doesn’t usually look this much like a troon.

No. 1161167

File: 1651588133891.jpeg (128.98 KB, 960x1079, 9BE8148C-4676-4A78-8CF1-C584CB…)

People on Twitter said this is what Katy was referencing with her gown.

No. 1161170

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this ain't gilded age. That's like 17th century at the closest.

No. 1161191

She also had the butt ruffle from the gilded age

No. 1161209

it's a knowing insider nod to freemasons or those affiliated with freemasonic activity. i am so going to get gangstalked this week for spilling the tea lol

No. 1161218

I hated this year's met gala. Bunch of fugly fails.

No. 1161226

She is beautiful but her spray tan is horrendous

No. 1161236

Fucking narcissist, I find it tacky to want to wear Marylin's dress.

No. 1161288

File: 1651593109635.jpeg (1.15 MB, 2048x2048, 2BCDF99F-C389-43B6-AD66-894E3B…)

My faves, Nothing will top the religion themed met gala tho.

Tbh I’m fuming celebs didn’t go all out when you think about how much interesting and over the top fashion there was in the 1870-1900s. Where are the hats and poofy princess dresses?

No. 1161299

she looks like a skinhead in this pic. she makes the dress look tacky. if we didn't know it was marylins dress I don't think anyone would have guessed or realised.

No. 1161313

kek I know right?? The back of the dress looked interesting

No. 1161399

Is it just me that thinks she looks like a trucklot tranny

No. 1161456

She's always been a basic boring bitch deep down, the whole coke sniffing, coquette, sugar baby, hooker was always an industry forced act, frankly I prefer the boring basic bitch era it feels more real

No. 1161465

File: 1651596255423.jpeg (1.03 MB, 2048x2048, 06C73073-2888-43C8-A13D-2EA4D0…)

It thought we were getting something like picrel, Hollywood has given up.

No. 1161493

Yeah I was just gonna say that Kim and Marilyn have a 4 inch height difference.

No. 1161509

How difficult was it to just do an exact replica of one of these dresses, but in neon or something.

No. 1161510

File: 1651597024454.jpg (230.36 KB, 828x1219, FR1r9KmXsAErmuN.jpg)

saw picrel under some tweet of a yasss queen fashion Kim K fag and it shows are irresponsible all parties are in this case.

same anon, same

No. 1161536

high asf

No. 1161551

Not that I approve of it but isn't this dress vintage rather than historical? People wear older vintage dresses than that.

No. 1161563

It's historical because it's a big part of American fashion/media history.

No. 1161569

no grimes? kek

No. 1161574

God I wish

No. 1161583

Who cares, it IS just an old dress. Glorfying what celebrities wore is cringe anyway. An unimagineable amount of items is stored away in depots not seeing the light of day for decades because we think it should be preserved. Time to accept that things can't be preserved forever and fabric especially can't for a long time.

Still big doubt it's the real thing.

No. 1161584

honestly going to a random history fan club and renting some costume would have been better than all that (likely expensive af) garbage they wore

No. 1161586

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No. 1161589

did they get dressed in the dark?

No. 1161594

File: 1651598518696.gif (963.77 KB, 500x617, 0613F2ED-86FB-4379-A569-732B6A…)

bc they wanna be marilyn so bad

No. 1161595

that skirt makes Kourtney looks fat and wide as fuck

No. 1161599

kylie looks like she lost a bet at a bachelor party.

No. 1161600

what designer is she wearing? what is the "ribbed for her pleasure" comforter in the bg? why did they do her makeup like that???????? the makeup is sending me

No. 1161616

That's Gigi in the back, it's not a part of SZA's outfit.

No. 1161618

For a second I couldn't decide if that was part of the dress or Kourtney was just wearing postpartum belly wraps lmao. Kendall would look great if she kept her eyebrows

No. 1161624

was gigi not posted? that outfit seems hideous and should probably be seen

No. 1161628

a good day for khloe. i actually think she's really pretty with a great body (even before the bbls) but did they all go on a mission to make her look like a smokeshow and the rest like they were called with an invite 3 hours into a hangover?

No. 1161632

File: 1651599150675.jpeg (588.71 KB, 750x925, 30616E59-CF62-4180-A79C-786B46…)

jfc i thought this was a senior citizen she’s 22
outfit slayed in a party city kind of way tho

No. 1161641

Here you go >>1160074

No. 1161668

thanks anon, i missed it! you know, i don't hate it. she completely gave no fucks about theme but i hate to say that i kind of like it

No. 1161688

Who cares it's just a dress? It's not some archaeological treasure. It was meant to be worn.

No. 1161692

Go back to writing love letters to Kardashians on their instagram.

No. 1161693

File: 1651600574553.jpg (187.69 KB, 800x1200, FR1AVXTXoAAgH8c.jpg)

who is this?

No. 1161695

it's historically significant because it's a part of/associated with US presidential history? it's not about marilyn. should we whip out lincoln's bloody chair too and start making use of it because it was meant to be used? i would never wear an item that was historically significant when they're so delicate especially, and especially if i were kim k.

No. 1161696

my plumber

No. 1161697

some retard from the kitchen who was doing a pot wash

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No. 1161699

File: 1651600735296.jpg (234.06 KB, 1062x1769, Screenshot_20220503-105720_Chr…)

Not super in theme yeah, it's just quite possibly the prettiest dress I've ever seen imho. I wasn't even really thinking about the Gala theme. The butterflies in her hair are an ode to this gilded age event

No. 1161707

I agree that her dress is beautiful, but I wish they went all out with the butterfly idea, not just two barely noticeable ones in her hair. There was so much potential with this theme…

No. 1161715

No. 1161718

File: 1651601534666.jpg (365.32 KB, 1317x1596, 20220503_194419.jpg)

Because I haven't seen her posted, kinda digging Rosalias dress

No. 1161721

i think it had a lot of potential but a few things are irking me. why the sunglasses though, it's killing the vibe

No. 1161729

Yeah that's true, they could have made something spectacular with the butterflies

No. 1161733

This is really gorgeous. Also, holy hell she looks tall.

No. 1161744

File: 1651602317155.png (490.19 KB, 467x700, 9vfp1ulid5x81.png)

I'm genuinely shocked how fast Sophie Turner aged.

No. 1161746

File: 1651602351546.jpg (1.08 MB, 1920x2880, 1395050667.jpg)

No. 1161750

i had to google kylie's age and the fact she is born in 1997 (24 nearing 25) is INSANE. all that surgery killed her youth. and now she also apparently is unable to hire a stylist who doesn't hate her. SAD! all that money and she looks like this. i'm not even going to start on the others, but they are all dressed like shit. i'll say khlogre finally got her moment, though. she looks decent in comparison to the others for once.

No. 1161751

File: 1651602440959.jpg (77.19 KB, 828x1017, mari mon.jpg)

exactly what >>1160974 said
looks nothing like her dress. made it look tacky and sleazy instead of sexy
>fur coat
technically marilyn was wearing one too. im not interested in kim, so i dont know what hers looked like on instead of held by her elbows so i cant really say if its the same kind of jacket or not

No. 1161752

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No. 1161756

I wish they would have at least done this in a darker gothic colour scheme. sure she would like like a trad goth going to an event in the early 2000s, but it would suit her dark hair better.

No. 1161759

File: 1651602678415.jpg (910.73 KB, 1920x2880, 1395044998.jpg)

No. 1161764

idk who this is but I keep seeing her pic on the fashion round-ups and she looks like a British soap actress

No. 1161765

Why does it look like she had ether jaw or chin implants? I don't remember her face being so damn long. What did she do?

No. 1161768

That's Sophie??

No. 1161769

File: 1651602795781.jpg (956.52 KB, 1920x2880, 1395045631.jpg)

No. 1161770

Who is this? That outfit makes me feel things.

No. 1161771

This is hot

No. 1161774

File: 1651602871393.jpg (1.29 MB, 1915x2873, 1395045854.jpg)


Irina Shayk in Burberry

No. 1161776

Didn't expect some gothic bara tiddies

No. 1161777

I really like this outfit.

No. 1161778

Already posted noonie >>1160661

No. 1161780

File: 1651602964565.jpeg (710.87 KB, 1620x1245, 0D0050E8-7CFD-454C-BEB8-9E80BE…)

>> how he cheated on his then pregnant wife with Carrie Fisher's daughter.
Excuse me?! I never heard about this but I only watched the first new Star Wars film. I think it’s supposed to be: #1 Carrie Fisher, #2 Adam Driver, #3 Daisy Ridley, #4 Oscar Isaac, #5 Billie Lourd, director who put #4 & #5 together: Rian Johnson, director who kept them apart: J.J. Abrams.

No. 1161781

File: 1651602966629.jpg (865.42 KB, 1920x2880, 1395043458.jpg)


sorry, didn't see while scrolling through the thread

No. 1161784

Didn't even realize that Megan attended. Her stylist is out to get her as usual, but she's still pretty and is it just me or are those shoes strangling her feet?

No. 1161786

File: 1651603052640.jpg (709.89 KB, 1920x2880, 1395041377.jpg)

No. 1161789

Deuxmoi mentioned how it was Oscar and Billie, but it was swept under the rug by his fans and never went hugely public news. I guess we will get all the details one Billie writes her memoir years later.

No. 1161790

Boring but beautiful

No. 1161793

File: 1651603162750.jpg (982.59 KB, 1920x2880, 1395041321.jpg)

No. 1161795

Skarsgard really left her to have a kid with old lady that already has 2 kids of her own.

No. 1161796

No way that's the same dress

No. 1161797

I got the sauce, Irina Shayk and she might be into women

No. 1161800

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No. 1161802

File: 1651603336471.jpg (416.27 KB, 1333x2000, maude apatow.jpg)

I was surprised to see people say her look sucked on social media
Anyway, picrel is Maude Apatow. Just posting it to contribute.

No. 1161809

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No. 1161814

File: 1651603492582.jpg (1.27 MB, 1920x2880, 1395038272.jpg)

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No. 1161820

His suit is cool

No. 1161823

…Why does her face look so fake?

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No. 1161828

>I was surprised to see people say her look sucked on social media
They did? Wtf, were they gay scrotes or something?

No. 1161832

File: 1651603786856.jpg (867.99 KB, 1920x2879, 1395034472.jpg)

No. 1161833

she is pregnant tbf

No. 1161834

she is so ugly

No. 1161835

kek looks like a kitchen worker, a driver and a janitor

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No. 1161842

I like this. I think Janelle usually looks good.

No. 1161843

File: 1651603910208.jpg (1.06 MB, 1920x2879, 1395033193.jpg)

No. 1161849

Wtf is this

No. 1161851

i'm embarrassed for him

No. 1161857

File: 1651604096876.jpg (796.01 KB, 1920x2879, 1395038684.jpg)

No. 1161860

tbf her look isn't really on theme

No. 1161862

Kek the exposed crotch just looks funny

No. 1161863

File: 1651604206179.jpeg (627.58 KB, 2048x2048, A21A0FEA-3579-417F-A651-7CAA0D…)

Agreed anon. It’s still a little jarring but Troy Sivan from 2021 in a dress I can tolerate.

No. 1161865

File: 1651604226212.jpg (112.83 KB, 1300x1379, spanish-flamenco-dancer-in-lon…)

a flamenco dancer

No. 1161866

This looks like a nightmare of forgetting to put on your pants in public.

No. 1161876

That's every met gala for the past several years tbh. I genuinely can't remember the last time it was good lol

No. 1161885

Historic, not historical.

No. 1161888

2018 was pretty amazing

No. 1161894

Heavenly bodies was amazing, every other was shite

No. 1161896

File: 1651604710135.jpg (379.48 KB, 1365x2048, FR2vwhzWQAMz8WG.jpg)

Bella Hadid for the MET after party.

No. 1161897

anyone know why alexa demie wasn't there?

No. 1161899

File: 1651604801382.jpg (805.86 KB, 2456x1300, rihanna-met.jpg)

The MET Gala needs to start penalizing celebrities who don't dress on theme. Either by charging them extra, or banning them from ever attending the gala again unless they can redeem themselves. Celebs who don't dress on theme, but still pull out a good look can be exempt from this rule.

Also, unpopular opinion but she didn't look like an omelette.

No. 1161901

shrimp tits

No. 1161903

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I never realized Nats Getty is an heiress

No. 1161907

Don't they feel awkward walking around in their underwear?

No. 1161910

I want to marry her.

No. 1161914

Sam Levinson personally and carefully selects a couple of the cast members that will be allowed to leave his dungeon for the day.

No. 1161919

Agreed, if most attendees do what they want anyways, why even bother with a theme? It's kills the mood or whatever they try to accomplish. I think it also started to decline because you have more and more ~Influencer~ at this event, which really cheapens the whole thing.

No. 1161920

I was expecting this to be an unusual body part nitpick but looked and, kek there's the shrimp.

No. 1161926

absolutely crying at this little tj maxx manlette

No. 1161927

i like the content but whoever made this is an idiot, the formatting is so fucked

No. 1161939

Enrico Pucci lookin' ass

No. 1161942

What do you mean?

No. 1161948

he looks hot idek
wtf is the skirt even made of? looks like a big diaper
i actually dont mind this
i like it
she looks bald
i actually really like Cara's fsr
absolutely and utterly hideous in every way

No. 1161950

maybe next time instead of bitching make the thread yourself retard.

No. 1161956

Love how it goes from the small into these huge sequins

Stromae my beloved

No. 1161957

i don’t even care that it’s not following the theme this is one of my favorite looks of the night, she looks gorgeous. is irina gay ?

No. 1161972

Billie can't dance for shit

No. 1161975

Ciel Phantomhive vibes

No. 1161976

ah fuck, that was supposed to be about the image from >>1161903

No. 1161977

she's me when I'm dancing alone in my apartment after a few drinks

No. 1161978

File: 1651606290886.jpg (55.64 KB, 823x246, faaskjfaklsdjfasd.jpg)

There have been rumors for a while

No. 1161986

idg what the big deal is

No. 1161993

File: 1651606861514.jpeg (807.9 KB, 1256x1731, 52B8EB28-F98D-4458-9B48-5A739D…)

Maybe I should put this in the MTF or tinfoil thread but Dwayne Wade’s ex-wife has felt like Gabriel Union is grooming her son for years. Since age 3 when he first started saying he was trans.

No. 1161994

ah nevermind then, srry.

No. 1162002

to be fair, that hair and eyebrow combo is just so bad and doesn’t suit her at all.

No. 1162014

File: 1651607909542.jpeg (927.75 KB, 2048x2048, 1191B61C-9874-469E-88A0-3B09FF…)

Some after party looks.

No. 1162016

They all look so awful and tacky

No. 1162017

The woman in the green dress (can't recognize her) looks nice. Everyone is else horrible.

No. 1162018

kek why does almost everyone have their tiddies out, its not even warm enough in NY

No. 1162020

real fucking cryptid

No. 1162021

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No. 1162022

File: 1651608632555.jpg (109.42 KB, 1170x1948, FRz_xCOUcAA5hjw.jpg)

The MET made Rihanna a digital statue since she didn't attend.

No. 1162034

I was watching it live last night, and Cara Delevingne was literally shaking lmao. But then again it might've just been the coke.

No. 1162044

File: 1651609492046.jpeg (1 MB, 2048x2048, 0BAA4D95-F227-421D-8C3D-DB9F6D…)

Dakota Johnson

No. 1162046

Her face looks so similar. is she from Bones or another show?

No. 1162047

File: 1651609563663.jpg (122.64 KB, 1064x1270, little-big-uno-screenshot-.jpg)

Lmao noice Ilya cosplay

No. 1162050

Why does the robe look like it was drawn onto the photo? I'm not tripping right?

No. 1162056

ew, what the fuck

No. 1162057

Fifty Shades of Gray

No. 1162059

Source on the cheating? All I'm getting is talk of a blind item on some reddit thread.

No. 1162062

I bet it will get official coverage years later

No. 1162063

I can't get over Kylie's look, what the fuck is that? Also where are Kendalls eyebrows?

I thought it was Juno Temple.

No. 1162068

Why was the uncut jams woman not there

No. 1162078

File: 1651610892589.jpeg (689.41 KB, 2048x2048, BEC34345-97AC-4536-8D8C-D3B964…)

Busy fighting the good fight.

No. 1162081

what an absolute state kek

No. 1162084

File: 1651611103385.jpeg (97.56 KB, 544x680, 51C52A96-9593-4DDA-803D-12B9AB…)

She deserves better and looks so much better than him in a suit.

No. 1162085

Lenny Kravitz is still in good shape. I think he looks great here. Love it


No. 1162090

File: 1651611297035.jpg (107.65 KB, 634x1044, 3E87187200000578-4339578-image…)

Very true. Plus he is a fat manlet.

No. 1162091

thank you. she's beautiful. Not into those movies so i wouldnt have known.

No. 1162094

She was also in Suspiria and it was good.

No. 1162095

woof out of the men for that franchise AD truly won that race.

No. 1162098

Oh my god what the FUCK is Olivia wearing and her hair……girl cannot dress to save her life

No. 1162102

that's where i recognize her from!!

No. 1162104

Lmao wtf

No. 1162124

Is that napoleon dynamite?

No. 1162126

Holy moly can the woman please push the baby out already. It was cute the first few times, but I'm getting exhausted from seeing her belly being everywhere.

No. 1162128

I like this but only with the robe on, the pop of color is nice

No. 1162145

for real

No. 1162150

it is in america kek

No. 1162153

she's keeping it in for the fame lol

No. 1162176

Something about his face is so dopey

No. 1162179

She looks so cheap somehow

No. 1162198

She makes the dress look cheap, not saying the dress is out of this world but it really does look tacky on her

No. 1162206

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No. 1162211

kim's weight gain looks so good here…

No. 1162212

Lily James looks so good here I wish she’d been styled better for the actual gala

No. 1162215

not even going to lie I'm kinda in love with her

No. 1162220

Kim’s not even here that’s kourtney and her face is terrifying. Who’s second on top?

No. 1162222

I like Kasey and Harriet's outfits.

No. 1162226

Holy fuck they're all crap.

No. 1162228

Ilu Cronona <3

No. 1162229

the riverdale girl looks super cute

No. 1162233

File: 1651616308593.jpeg (175.81 KB, 634x1024, 58F00CEB-8AFC-4578-977F-18A4B0…)

No. 1162246

In a decade everyone's gonna look back on this era of fashion and acknowledge how shit it looks.

No. 1162247

File: 1651617120268.jpeg (1005.16 KB, 2048x2048, A45C0594-E224-47E1-A0A4-366817…)

Lily James

No. 1162259

File: 1651617754921.jpeg (57.57 KB, 599x900, michaela-conlin-los-angeles-ca…)

She actually kind of looks like Michaela Conlin who was on Bones

No. 1162265

cheap prostitute-kei

No. 1162266

I think Dwyane is the groomer and a closeted troon living through his kid. In this interview (at 1 hour 7 min) he says he dressed up in his sister's clothes and heels as a kid, which is the typical AGP origin story. And Gabrielle already went public about eating ass, so she probably pegs him and indulges his AGP ways kek

>Gabrielle Union revealed that she and her NBA player husband Dwayne Wade are progressive enough to engage in a little rimming now and then during sex. Gabrielle revealed that she’s often the one doing the dining.


No. 1162268

those safety pins on the sides are so fucking ugly, it looks like a retarded incomplete mess

No. 1162275

File: 1651618664218.jpeg (683.77 KB, 2048x2048, 85BDAC68-8181-4755-B8F7-345FF7…)

Why are so many of them doing this see through thing??

No. 1162277

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No. 1162296

Literally what

No. 1162297

Who allowed this ugly cow kim k to wear marilyn monroe’s dress? She’s stretched it now with her plastic ass and fake tits. Might as well now throw it away.

No. 1162301

Alright i love the over the top bow pink dress but next to her they all look outdated or underdressed.

No. 1162306

File: 1651620542524.jpeg (556.35 KB, 792x800, 223FD1FC-7F5C-454B-86E7-B46341…)

Gigi reminds me of the armor jlo wore in this movie.

No. 1162331

File: 1651621564080.jpg (1.55 MB, 1024x1739, EH.jpg)

Is it supposed to look like a cheap version of the Elizabeth Hurley Versace dress?

No. 1162334

File: 1651621711767.jpg (261.44 KB, 1240x1839, dracula.jpg)

more like picrel

No. 1162341

Does Kim look like a goat or is it just me. Not just here, but all of the time. Her face looks like a goat.

No. 1162343

Kek this. I'm sure it now looks like shit on the original mannequin. This is very obviously another PR marketing scheme from the kardashians, because why else would she wear it. It's fucking bleak.

No. 1162345

I think that Kim still being invited to this shit is stupid. I'm not sure if anons remember this, but Anna Wintour had her blacklisted at first, until she had a relationship with Kanye and Kanye obviously dragged her along to the MET. Now that there's no Kanye in the picture she's dragging Pete along and it's just weird.

No. 1162348

File: 1651622133901.png (211.83 KB, 426x440, laurales100gecs.png)

Laughing at how male "Laura Les" from 100gecs looks at coachella. They didn't even use the usual highpitched voice filters because this troon thinks his voices passes as female now (it doesn't kek). Anyways, what a shitshow.

No. 1162351

File: 1651622359307.jpeg (1.06 MB, 2048x2048, 86943C08-345C-4FFF-B92A-E68FF7…)

Natasha Poonwalla, Precious Lee, Nayvadius Wilburn(Future)

No. 1162352

and they all look like shit

No. 1162372

File: 1651623278170.jpeg (806.43 KB, 2048x2048, AC03AAE4-8DD3-4E17-AA4E-9BF206…)

Same costume designer I love her work.

No. 1162376

File: 1651623475270.jpeg (507.86 KB, 1562x945, 4336F3FD-63E2-434B-BB28-763741…)

Kek Versace designed the pink dress too. Loosing their touch.

No. 1162382

i was wondering if it was versace or a rip off. wow, very bad and just a bad tribute to gianni's safety pin dresses.

No. 1162385

Versace is making shit look cheap on purpose? wtf…

No. 1162386

File: 1651623754268.png (281.12 KB, 364x555, imagen_2022-05-03_192248549.pn…)

it looks very bad compared to the original

No. 1162387

tbh they've done it for a long time especially on their million other lines. actually their quality is pretty shit when it comes to most stuff. vintage gianni versace couture was still mostly like… polyamide which is their favorite material for no reason
t. have owned lots of versace from many different lines

No. 1162391

damn nonny that's cool! nice!

No. 1162395

They're both really ugly. Wow. What a twisted and inverted world we live in

No. 1162407

thanks, anon! it's actually pretty regrettable unless extremely beautiful and unique, kek

No. 1162408

to generate PR and it worked

No. 1162409

The robe is velvet, so it's sort of reflecting light at the edges, making it look a bit copy and pasted in.

No. 1162423

Nonnie go on… meet me in the tinfoil thread pleeease

No. 1162458

I wish but unfortunately I don't think it can happen in a post fat acceptance world.

No. 1162464

This reminds me of the scene in What we Do in The Shadows where the vampires are trying to get dressed for a night out but they can't see their own reflection so they're going off the crappy drawings that the others did to determine how good they look.

No. 1162469

It feels like many anons are only just now realizing the Kardashians are fucking ugly

No. 1162470

File: 1651629185511.jpeg (185.28 KB, 683x1024, GettyImages-1395044777.jpeg)

You can't tell me this isn't the definition of a lacemonster. Her team always does her so dirty, anyone could style her better.

No. 1162471

They always were lol

No. 1162473

File: 1651629287967.jpg (161.09 KB, 955x416, demi.jpg)

I kinda feel sorry for Demi Lovato.

No. 1162476

Hell nah she was the one who rage quitted the met. It looked very bad back then and still does

No. 1162477

Omfg Anon, too accurate kek

No. 1162478

File: 1651629600559.jpeg (206.96 KB, 682x1024, GettyImages-1395046461.jpeg)

No. 1162480

imagine a millionaire covered in diamonds crying about how hard her life is to homeless people. so fucking tone deaf

No. 1162481

File: 1651629769754.jpeg (233.73 KB, 768x960, GettyImages-1395038558.jpeg)

No. 1162482

That’s AA, but money doesn’t solve addiction problems. Her status and wealth makes it even harder to avoid drugs and the compulsions. She’s been through more than most other celebrities and literally almost died, diamonds were probably not on her mind when she felt like relapsing.

No. 1162483

File: 1651629878464.jpeg (216.91 KB, 683x1024, GettyImages-1395052129.jpeg)

No. 1162484

>Diamonds were not on her mind
Why mention them yet? Oh boohoo. She has 0 empathy towards others.

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File: 1651630037190.jpeg (157.11 KB, 768x512, GettyImages-1395035556.jpeg)

No. 1162488

File: 1651630130880.jpeg (127.81 KB, 768x558, GettyImages-1395058156.jpeg)

No. 1162490

File: 1651630165476.jpeg (192.66 KB, 683x1024, GettyImages-1395045629.jpeg)

What's up with the flaggy clothes this year

No. 1162491

File: 1651630207345.jpeg (124.35 KB, 768x594, GettyImages-1395060430.jpeg)

*Faggy not flaggy

No. 1162492

File: 1651630282136.jpeg (211.88 KB, 682x1024, GettyImages-1395053024.jpeg)

No. 1162493

File: 1651630335785.jpeg (134.66 KB, 768x512, GettyImages-1395038580.jpeg)

No. 1162494

It actually looked pretty nice, albeit boring, before she took her top off.

No. 1162496

File: 1651630472409.jpg (337.42 KB, 1280x1920, cig07ayiezj51.jpg)

I'm so tired of seeing whatever this ugly gold design is, it's so cheap looking. I want celebs to learn how to do gold correctly (like picrel).

No. 1162499

Luna Slater vibes

No. 1162502

The body shape is called “linebacker”

No. 1162503

File: 1651630939033.jpg (222.98 KB, 1200x1400, hs.jpg)

If you could pick 2 celebrities to be revealed to be fucking each other or in a secret relationship who would you pick and why? For me it would be Harry Styles and JKR. We already know he likes older women and the milk would be amazing

No. 1162506

Is she pregnant or is that a fupa?

No. 1162510

File: 1651631213890.jpeg (32.95 KB, 450x472, 5B0E504E-8063-4A95-B419-B5292E…)

>For me it would be Harry Styles and JKR.

No. 1162511

File: 1651631270589.jpg (613.36 KB, 1365x2048, FRy6YmeXsAQKz0g.jpg)

Donatella. Scary as usual, but I actually like her dress.

No. 1162513

she's pregnant again in like 2 seconds. she's only like 25, why do this

No. 1162518

>black costume jewelry style choker and black hair, the color is then never repeated anywhere else on the outfit which is pastel
Ugh, what the hell.

No. 1162519

that shit is nasty and homo af. this man is a faggot

No. 1162522

Thank you for reminding me how gorgeous Elizabeth Hurley is.

No. 1162523

File: 1651632279758.jpeg (680.5 KB, 3474x1080, 3B9520FF-F3F7-48E3-96D5-E1A64B…)

Is Elsie Fisher turning into an Aiden?

No. 1162527

File: 1651632497272.jpg (92.02 KB, 828x956, FR3JRcoWUAAGnoz.jpg)

Kylie's after party look. I don't dislike it but I don't really like it either.

No. 1162528

I looked it up and she got married when she was 23 and her husband was 30. Joe Jonas gives me such creepy vibes and she had kids so fast I was surprised their age difference isn't larger tbh.

No. 1162529

something just isn't working. it's not bad, but the color scheme is not working. also inappropriate

No. 1162530

I like this look. Getting sexy castlevania vibes

No. 1162531

File: 1651632626397.jpeg (259.92 KB, 650x785, 94AB287B-8B2D-4EB6-A7B4-263E65…)

Beyonce might as well come out as bisexual. I’ve heard many rumors over the years.

No. 1162533

That would be the best thing ever.

No. 1162546

A young man will never fuck you grandmachan

No. 1162552

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Anything is possible.

No. 1162557

Who shat on your cereal?

No. 1162591

lenny kravitz has always had a wacky sense of fashion, don't include him. he's still in the hunger games.

No. 1162596

she looks like she's trying to rid herself of a really bad charlie horse

No. 1162637

something about her torso reminds me of a melting candle, i can't put my finger on it

No. 1162662

She looks like she got aggressive lipo after having her baby. Tori Spelling is usually the poster child for that look, but maybe Julia can sub in every now and then.

No. 1162924

is that really orlando bloom? he looks terrible here kek

uhh nonny, are you sure? >>1162046 i think that person thought you were referring to the dakota johnson one >>1162044 instead of >>1160554.

i'd sympathize to an extent but this is weird and has the vibe of a humble- if not somehow self-deprecating brag. wearing all those diamonds supposedly worth that much to an aa meeting? she had enough sense to change her clothes but still left on the diamonds? have the feeling that the other people there would think it was just her rubbing her wealth in their faces

No. 1162925

Lipo belly making her look like a deflated balloon. Did we not learn from tara reid in the 2000s

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File: 1651648749533.jpg (109.39 KB, 827x1077, oscar-isaac-covers-details-apr…)

she really does. oscar used to be hot (picrel) but he hit forty and now he reminds me of taika waititi who gives me the creeps

No. 1163234

>>1161586 anyone else thank Kylie mistook the word Gilded for Jilted? it's giving 2009 swag

No. 1163267

i honestly thought this was that hunter whatever troon

No. 1163295

File: 1651655690979.jpeg (301.02 KB, 1366x2048, E15E2621-DBD2-4416-AC85-C1B987…)

Jack Harlow

No. 1163305

No. 1163306

File: 1651656210240.png (912.18 KB, 581x840, 190382107843575.png)

Has Dove Cameron really not been posted yet? I adore Iris van Herpen's designs, they're always so otherworldly and ethereal but in a way that still looks classy. This dress took over 600 hours to make.

No. 1163307

File: 1651656270594.png (1.56 MB, 1024x721, 4832048320184973.png)

Teyana Taylor was wearing one of her designs too. I love the fabric

No. 1163308

I always found it disturbing how the tip of his nose looked like a tip of a penis

No. 1163315

Iris van Herpen is the only actual couturist left in fashion imo, she's amazing. Would've prefered that dress on someone else though.

No. 1163318

File: 1651657269923.jpeg (283.53 KB, 1000x1669, 05318D1A-95E7-4B72-9D68-CE6AFE…)

Bad Bunny

No. 1163319

File: 1651657355320.jpeg (229.7 KB, 1000x1500, 8A6344B6-00D5-4059-8FB2-E80587…)

Ben Platt

No. 1163322

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No. 1163324

File: 1651657492933.jpeg (386.37 KB, 1365x2048, 7E06F402-051C-4B3E-A1E5-A57702…)

Kid Cudi

No. 1163333

I don't know this is, but he's sadly the best dressed man here, its incredible in a way how literally every other situation he wouldn't even stand out

No. 1163343

Hate his face, hate the shiny material, but I would be all for men wearing corsets more often

No. 1163346

I love the colours of this dress! It looks so flowy and dreamy, I’m obsessed.

No. 1163368

love the capes!

No. 1163401

Dear god this looks retarded.

What is these stylists' obsession with making Billie look washed-up aged hooker? Everything about this look is awful.


No. 1163429

i’m honestly really upset i only just saw this. this is one of the best outfits i saw on a guy. love the sleeves.

No. 1163441

the details are amazing!

No. 1163442

why it looks like shit

No. 1163459

I like the mint green one but that's it

No. 1163460

File: 1651665790761.jpg (282.81 KB, 2048x1366, IMG_20220503_010141.jpg)

This is the first Van Herpen I've seen where I didn't immediately realise it was Van Herpen. It's gorgeous though, and she really sold it.

No. 1163469

File: 1651666062272.webm (2.57 MB, 576x1024, c538b09badaaf501f2763efbd25bb5…)

Kris gurll…..

No. 1163471

File: 1651666130728.jpg (618.7 KB, 1280x1920, _FIO0033.jpg)

>the only actual couturist left in fashion
Don't forget Guo Pei

No. 1163508

The lining is so lush and his posing is elegant.

No. 1163511

File: 1651668091544.jpg (114.44 KB, 805x1199, ur1jp3zmer841.jpg)

>posting abnormal hulk of a woman to mock john
Sweetie, she was cast in game of thrones to play one of the ugliest characters and ugliest woman in the story.

No. 1163516

File: 1651668639040.png (466.1 KB, 540x540, 187CEADD-C2C6-4E8A-8CF6-47271F…)

Gwendoline Christie is hot and your precious baby boy would probably climb her like a tree if he could muster the strength to pick his fat ass off the ground.

No. 1163517

>Calling a woman ugly because your husbando is a manlet
Not based.

No. 1163518

Kek this. My husbando is a manlet and Gwendoline is cool.

No. 1163528

>Sweetie, she was cast in game of thrones to play one of the ugliest characters and ugliest woman in the story.
Game of thrones' casting directors never followed actual book descriptions, it's a tv show, main characters can't possibly be ugly and she definitely isn't. Tyrion is supposed to be a hard to look at, deformed gnome with no nose and yet look at the casting

No. 1163548

File: 1651670689026.jpg (83.63 KB, 750x885, 1651505525229.jpg)

In your dreams, he doesn't date whities, see attached screenshot.
>making fun of John because of his height and hips is cool
Double standards.
Name one single women uglier than her in the whole series. Yes, you can't.(not this shit again)

No. 1163550

File: 1651670889066.jpg (50.89 KB, 800x450, agree.jpg)

>making fun of John because of his height and hips
So you agree he has childbearing hips?

No. 1163551

Nice try, but you are the one making fun of it and I pointed it out. His hips are normal and common with black people.

No. 1163556

>common with black people.
Why are you always throwing us under the bus? No man should ever have such a womanly figure. That shit is not normal.

No. 1163557

no it’s not lol it’s a sign of a genetic disorder/below average testosterone. you think being black is a sign of having a genetic disorder? racist anon.

No. 1163559

File: 1651671428869.jpeg (41.54 KB, 479x479, 60573FD3-ED48-4BC9-B1BF-724424…)

boyega’s childbearing hips…

No. 1163561

File: 1651671481555.jpg (267.23 KB, 1200x1766, olivia-cooke-and-john-boyega-o…)

His hips are not childbearing, they are just wide and strong. Yall are just obsessing over skeletons like Harry Styles and co.
Even in baggy shorts his hips are in proportion to his chest.

No. 1163565

>they are just wide and strong
Soooo…childbearing? That's literally the definition of childbearing hips.

No. 1163566

LSAfags are so adorable, he’s hiding his fertile hips under those gym shorts.

No. 1163578

>like Harry styles

No. 1163582

Boyega is a FTM king and we stan! No but seriously is the Boyega fangirl ok in the head?

No. 1163596

literally no one here gives a fuck about that creature hairy styles

No. 1163622

If you could host the MET Gala, which theme would you choose this event?

No. 1163637

Got dem John Boyega hips.

No. 1163639

celebrity survivor. Whoever has the worst outfit loses their celebrity creds and gets tomatoes thrown at them.

No. 1163642

File: 1651676965482.jpg (33.95 KB, 564x737, 40184ac34bea255eebac66a5d6f8f9…)

WW2. Wokies crying with "muh nazi apology" would be a bonus

No. 1163643

I'm gonna be honest, shouldn't these sort of questions be better posed in other threads? Same with the kill/marry/fuck posts, it just doesn't suit the thread as fun as they are and as much as I love this question

No. 1163655

She's just so quirky and random anon

No. 1163678

I’m sick of this shit. Bring back toxic masculinity.

No. 1163680

It’s so hilariously obvious that she calls paps on herself.

No. 1163704

Chappelle gets rushed on stage by 'man' with a knife concealed within a gun.

Chappelle says "it was a trans man!"


No. 1163719

i'm so confused about the actual gender of this person. news reports are using "man" which makes me think it couldn't be a TIM, so it was a woman who did this? i find that hard to believe

No. 1163721

This looks incredible. The skin tone dress underneath is a tasteful choice.
there's so much unchecked ego, ugliness and bad taste in this photo I feel it should be framed

No. 1163742


5'11 @ 140lbs

The swollen head throws me off but the hands are small and accentuate fem eyes.
Home adress was linked to LA homeless shelter.

It adds up, but I guess we'll see what prison they end up in

No. 1163747

so we not going to talk about kris fixing elons tie.

No. 1163762

Look she's just being a (pedowood) mom and trying to prostitute one of her daughters/granddaughters to him

No. 1163807

File: 1651683321033.jpeg (113.77 KB, 827x797, 6FA68762-29E2-4F13-BD46-DA37DC…)

the dress fit perfect!

No. 1163819

No. 1163832

This is a shoop right? It's too fucking perfectly satirical to be real.

No. 1163844

Do you think a lot of the celebs got the gilded age and golden age (of Hollywood) mixed up? I’m so baffled at all the theming of the outfits. I know it’s rare for people to actually follow the theme but my god.

No. 1163853

Yeah probably, they're all retarded like that

No. 1163859

French Revolution but no one dresses up and the rich people get their heads sliced off in the fancy guillotine designed for the MET gala

No. 1163862

barfing. Not because she's big and has a bbl or whatever. But because she was narcissistic enough to think it fit her.

No. 1163863

I would love a horror theme tbh

No. 1163874

File: 1651684412397.jpg (89.87 KB, 567x852, met-gala-2022-1.jpg)

No. 1163882

File: 1651684529705.jpg (143.43 KB, 567x851, met-gala-2022-2.jpg)

No. 1163888

kek, wanted to write the same, so, you get the French Revolution theme and I will go for a volcano theme, where every celebrity gets a fireproof outfit and they have to test if it really is that fireproof (answer is, no, it isn't)

No. 1163890

kekk anon ily

No. 1163901

i saw a tumblr post saying anime convention and im so for it

No. 1163902

File: 1651684775395.jpg (101.57 KB, 567x851, met-gala-2022-3.jpg)

No. 1163926

All the Marie-Antoinette wannabe gets the guillotine first.

No. 1163928

Is that Arigato Grande?

No. 1163929

Occult theme. Maybe they'll try at something they're all passionate about. Billie comes as a chubby demon, Madonna a succubus.

No. 1163956

no it didn't fit her. they tied it and she wore it like that to the met gala, with a fur shawl hiding the fact that it was unzipped

No. 1163985

File: 1651685735554.jpg (1.16 MB, 1564x1564, IMG_20220504_123438.jpg)

Cher at the met gala in the 80's makes them all look like crap.

No. 1164011

File: 1651685971561.jpg (136.11 KB, 634x767, 57365463-10779489-image-m-36_1…)

Georgina Chapman and Adrian Brody

No. 1164081

That color is so beautiful! Definitely my favorite male look so far.

No. 1164084

>that embroidery
this is absolutely stunning

No. 1164099

they said it wasnt a tranny, but a man, but Dave just wanted to make that joke because he knows trannys and TRAs hate him. kek

No. 1164108

Teyana's nose job looks horrific close up….but nose jobs in general do tbh, rarely seen a good one in real life, they're always uncanny valley.

No. 1164121

Imo, it looks fine aside from the uneven nostrils

No. 1164159

I thought this was grimes for way too long.

No. 1164263

They were referring to Dakota Johnson. The person you mean (the one in the light blue dress) is Quannah Rose Chasinghorse. She is a Native American model.

No. 1164275

File: 1651691919257.jpg (113.67 KB, 1365x1115, emma.jpg)

No. 1164306

File: 1651692658097.png (1.16 MB, 964x624, emma.png)

she looks weirdly uncomfortable and even though her face oddly fits the vibe they were going for, her outfit is atrocious. She literally looked better for coachella this year

No. 1164312

Tbf that is just how she looks without ig edit.

No. 1164322

Cyberpunk would be interesting

No. 1164345

I don't like the outfit either but I'm glad it's on theme at least

No. 1164378

i think the shirt underneath ruins it. the neckline is just weird

No. 1164409

File: 1651695098334.jpeg (1.45 MB, 1548x1457, C088E766-EF0F-454D-8DB9-AC8D96…)

What. The. Fuck.

No. 1164413

what could it even possibly mean to her?

No. 1164414

Goth boobah

No. 1164417

I can't believe Marylin Monroe is being objectified this much even after her death. This is beyond wicked. This is not something you trade or give to someone just randomly. This holds no significance to Kim other than "wow hair from famous sexy dead woman". This is just bad.

No. 1164419

Poor Marilyn. Like fuck, let her have some dignity.

No. 1164420

Nothing is sacred

No. 1164422

Top right and bottom right pictures. That's all.

No. 1164424

I’m okay with it for being far more creative than everything else

No. 1164425

Her hair has become just a product to consume now. This is creepy.

No. 1164430

Why do I feel like Kim's been watching "become Marilyn Monroe" subliminals

No. 1164493

I can’t believe this is real. How ridiculous and pathetic this woman is. The state the dress must be in now

No. 1164503

>> Kim Kardashian now has a piece of Marilyn Monroe with her forever.
>>Prior to wearing the late singer's iconic dress to the 2022 Met Gala, the Kardashians star, 41, was gifted a lock of Monroe's hair from the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum headquarters in Orlando, Fla.
>>"Oh, my God, I'm literally going to do some crazy voodoo s–t [to] channel her," Kardashian joked. "This is so special to me. Thank you so much. This is so cool. Wow, this is sleeping with me every night."
>>She then appeared to turn to boyfriend Pete Davidson and said, "Sorry babe."

No. 1164513

File: 1651697371187.jpg (373.08 KB, 1620x1000, Kim-Kardashian-and-Kanye-West-…)

Not new, but Kim also bought one of Michael Jackson's custom jackets for North and Elvis Presley's rings for Rob back in 2019. The jacket was resized, but apparently it can be made bigger again when she gets older.

>“It still has his makeup on it,” she wrote on Instagram. And since she was there, Kardashian West also went for two Elvis Presley rings that she gifted to her little brother, Rob. Thank goodness the holiday season is over because Kim K. is one Prince bandanna away from needing an auction intervention

So strange.

No. 1164520

File: 1651697501203.jpg (258.71 KB, 650x975, Met-Gala-2022-Radha_Blank.jpg)

Haven't seen this one yet, I think it might be one of my favourite looks. Obeah/voodoo inspired.

No. 1164525

This is really cool. Even if celebrities don't match the theme, all I want from them is to look good.

No. 1164554

Is that a sabre? Nice. Now this is a fun look and she looks like she's having fun too

No. 1164566

File: 1651698304495.png (603.19 KB, 800x600, imagen_2022-05-04_160507310.pn…)

Kim and the Kardashians missed court against Black Chyna to attend met gala

>>>"Oh, my God, I'm literally going to do some crazy voodoo s–t [to] channel her," Kardashian joked. "This is so special to me. Thank you so much. This is so cool. Wow, this is sleeping with me every night."
This is fucking sick.

No. 1164568

also kyle has such an ugly dress

No. 1164595

Best one so far!

No. 1164631

I thought i hated Kylies dress the most but WTF is Kourtney thinking? It’s messy and oversized and so unflattering

No. 1164662

File: 1651699889052.jpg (407.45 KB, 588x854, khloe.jpg)

It doesn't fit the theme but I think Khloe looks the best. I wish she'd just accept being a brunette though, it is so much more flattering.

No. 1164668

honestly yes, she looks way better as a brunette and with wavy hair. I like her dress too.

No. 1164680

Looks like cardi? in the back but worse. Like she’d be the third pic after cardi and the white red hair girl who had the mini gold sequins to the giant ones
And I hate kourtneys outfit so much it makes her look so wide especially that pic where she’s kissing Travis upthread

No. 1164718

omg this is the look!!

No. 1164731

The way nobody talked about khloe, kourtney, or Kylie except to say “wtf”

No. 1164740

Get Hugo Boss doing the suits for all the men kek.
I think so. Even Blake Lively's dress looked art deco.
Wait this actually fits the theme, looks good, and has a twist to it? Guess we have a winner.

I personally think they should do a met gala where all the people attending have to make their own garment from scratch, no help from anyone else. Everyone would look like shit, but it would be hilarious.

No. 1164745

File: 1651701587904.jpeg (227.72 KB, 1242x859, E35C22CF-0A41-4EFE-8307-8CFA2F…)

Rip she was only 16!

No. 1164752

>death by suicide

Poor girl must have been in a lot of pain, that is tragic. Too young.

No. 1164767

File: 1651702256707.jpeg (462.26 KB, 2048x1365, GettyImages-1208849882-scaled.…)

this is actually chic and flattering plus-size fashion. can lizzo's stylist take notes and stop making her look like a rotisserie chicken

No. 1164775

Tbf, your pic is stage wear. It's still very ugly though, it's an unfortunate color and material choice because she looks like she's wrapped in bacon.

No. 1164783

>Guess we have a winner.
Yeah, this one actually made me feel something.

No. 1164812

File: 1651702928859.jpeg (66.23 KB, 750x746, 1FD47F0C-CFC9-401B-A877-9B2265…)

they really put this bitch in a fucking wicker basket and called it a day….

No. 1164816

The squished boobs look is fucking awful on everyone but besides that, I don't know why Billie likes to look like a luxury prostitute. She looks very old and the pure black hair looks oily on her, her stylists hate her so much it's sad.

No. 1164840

wtf is this. is this bottega? anyone know the designer? this is fucking hideous. i liked her drapery dress earlier though with the metallic embroidery

No. 1164852

No, that is not John Boyega.

No. 1164879

Die Antwoord adopted kid, Gabriel, comes foward with the abuse and grooming that they inflicted upon him

No. 1164900

File: 1651704927512.png (4.17 MB, 1790x1360, Screen Shot 2022-05-04 at 6.55…)

she looks awful

No. 1164901

Did they give him the nickname Tokkie or was that his nickname beforehand already? Does it have a different meaning in South Africa? It's what antisocial people in the Netherlands are called.

No. 1164908

High-res cameras should be banned. Do we really need to see every pore. I can almost see her mitochondria

No. 1164909

worst hairstyle ever for her, though i think she looks better put together than the rest of her family

No. 1164911

Eh I think she looks fine apart from the hair. She clearly prefers sleek hair styles and blond hair but brunette with waves would look better.


No. 1164912

I think the opposite, every celeb should be photographed like this because this is how anyone's skin looks like with heavy make up, so people will stop having unreasonable expectation of perfectly smooth skin close up

No. 1164913

What clothing is going to flatter someone when they're this morbidly obese let's be honest

No. 1164917

I see people in makeup every day and they don't look like pitted asteroids because I don't get into their face. Those high-res photos always look really unnatural

No. 1164925

Oh goodness I just got chills after I read “hung herself in a park” this makes me feel so sick and terrible for what she must have felt.

No. 1164929

what do you guys think of kendall's eyebrows?

No. 1164935

god her hair looks like cardboard

No. 1164940

Heavy, camera ready makeup that's supposed to last for hours though?

No. 1164946

True, but there are still better options other than bacon.

No. 1164949

File: 1651706888043.jpg (131.54 KB, 1009x767, 32ede986d33b86ef94878fa37306f8…)

His fit is an homage to US civil war soldiers

No. 1164965

File: 1651707723619.jpg (124.17 KB, 667x782, Screenshot_20220504-193739_Ins…)

Dave Chappelle's attacker was a man

No. 1164973

File: 1651707938082.png (646.03 KB, 533x512, Daves.PNG)

Not really news but Rihanna was at Dave's show, it's crazy how nobody that matters in the black community really gives a fuck that Dave upset the cult. The "big names" still support him. Even Chris Rock was there. Dave isn't going to get the JKR treatment because 1. he's a man and 2. the community that loves him doesn't give a shit about none of that.

No. 1164975

and also because he's a comdiean of course, (Same anon)

No. 1164992

rihanna looks like a hood rat from 2005. literally so ghetto.

No. 1164995

rihanna please birth that baby already it's getting embarassing now

No. 1164996

Never been pregnant so correct men if I'm wrong but would anynonny pregnant feel comfortable and safe around people with their belly exposed like that? Not that a piece of fabric would protect me from a bump on my bump but damn, ri wtf

No. 1164997

floppy tits and that skirt……. no

No. 1164999

Holy fuck, are you serious? His birth name is Gabriel. They gave him the name Tokkie.

No. 1165004

File: 1651709448375.jpg (49.37 KB, 1642x216, No_joke.jpg)

Yeah, it's the equivalent of nicknaming someone "Chav" basically or actually maybe worse.

No. 1165015

File: 1651710239532.png (1.86 MB, 792x1776, 4r567890.png)

Here's some stuff that they made Gabriel "Tokkie" do as a minor (not listing all, but the video says it all):
>Stab his own brother, then they congratulated him for doing so saying he's a man
>Be around drunk naked Yolandi, Yolandi getting a bit too touchy or weird towards him
>Hang around south african gangsters, make him fire his guns
>Gave him weed and shrooms
>Take blood samples out of him and his silblings on a sketchy clinic for vodoo rithuals
>Make him and his sister get topless only wearing their bottom underwear for vodoo rithuals
>Make him and his sister Meisi stand naked around strangers on saunas
>Tell him to "act like a demon", gave him a fake gun and told them to go inside a pizza place to scare everyone up

No. 1165021

File: 1651710448048.png (525.9 KB, 520x502, 46743.png)

I think "meh", already done before.

No. 1165031

They didn't encourage him to hangout with just just any gangster, Anies was an anal obsessed rapist and they made a song about it. Thank fuck he's dead.

No. 1165034

Kendell has the best face of the sisters. I guess it makes sense the model wouldn't fuck with her face THAT much, but she actually looks human, not swollen or greasy.
I one thought Kourtney was the best looking one but now she looks off as well. Not bad like Kim, Khloe and Kylie look. You can always tell who got the most hate from Kris based on whose face looks the worse.
Khloe and Kylie's faces look the most swollen and worked on. While Kim has work done but she can look okay sometimes.

No. 1165046

Pimps and hoes party?

No. 1165048

Does she never eat fats? Her skin looks 50

No. 1165054

I like it, I actually think she had the best look out of all the KarJenners that night. I just don't like how obviously piss blonde they are.

No. 1165058

>floppy tits
Leave her breasts alone.

No. 1165059

File: 1651714008384.jpeg (910.4 KB, 2048x2048, E88FCE5C-B50F-4124-B476-D1CC9E…)

Ray J messaged Kim about her making him look like a villain on the new Hulu show.

No. 1165060

File: 1651714050460.jpeg (933.83 KB, 2048x2048, A19E7664-BE42-496C-84D4-10D6DD…)

No. 1165064

I hope Kim left him on read kek

No. 1165072

File: 1651714745071.png (109.89 KB, 1600x900, 07E94292-241D-4218-962E-A4AD9B…)

No. 1165103

Well this is not surprising in the least

No. 1165138

wtf is up with kim's jawline in the first picture

No. 1165154

File: 1651720516688.png (20.19 KB, 820x229, tmz.PNG)

post malone is pregnant or whatever

No. 1165164

I thought you were saying he was coming out as an FTM or something. You mean his gf is pregnant kek.

No. 1165168

is post malone even relevant anymore?

No. 1165173

ninja and die antwoord are already known to be problematic stupid pedos, so it might not be suprising but it surely is gross.

No. 1165192

Lenny Kravitz, every time, always

No. 1165201

File: 1651723677724.jpeg (902.11 KB, 3464x3464, 976302DD-2AD4-4AD7-911A-AADAF8…)

Very close, but definitely not the same.

No. 1165209

pure autism

No. 1165223

Aren’t we all? This is a thread about American celebrities on a Chinese basket weaving image board.

No. 1165234

when you’re that far, you really don’t give a fuck anymore. also, maternity clothes are so ugly. you’re basically confined to large tees or babydoll tops.

No. 1165247

I think it might be the real dress in that photo, from when she was only wearing it for a few minutes. It was probably real for photos, and replica for the carpet.

No. 1165248

File: 1651727561347.jpeg (87.2 KB, 828x1011, 8CF75B6D-B82A-48AF-8925-C38461…)

Cardi b’s alleged tweet about Billie Eilish KEK

No. 1165251

The skirt looks like a vagina and the top looks like droopy titties kek. Can't be a coincidence.

No. 1165253

what did billie say that motivated this

No. 1165257

>Cardi B and Billie Eilish have cleared up rumours of a rift after a video clip surfaced from the Met Gala appearing to show the latter calling the rapper “weird”.

No. 1165262

nta but thank you anon i was wondering the same thing and got confused when dakota was mentioned when the post wasn't linking to her. can anons just look at which posts are being referenced kek

No. 1165268

when is society gonna stop glorifying this damn family. i feel like no matter what they do they're still gonna be looked up to by both lameass celebs and us lowly folk that will never see their billions in our lifetimes.

No. 1165272

oh lmao that's khloe? i looked at the group photo for barely a second and immediately just assumed it was kim

No. 1165352

Chris Brown was there too. Bet he enjoyed the opportunity to kick the shit out of somebody without repercussions.

No. 1165367

Kylie and Kendall look deranged. I have this theory that some celebrities feel they’ve reached a certain level of hotness and acquired enough validation so they just start trying to see the ugliest stuff they can pull off, thinking they can make it work because they are so hot. Like when female celebrities shave their hair super short (I’m not into that incelly rhetoric about all women should have long hair, but it’s very rare women who look more beautiful with it short)

No. 1165421

File: 1651741531641.jpg (184.93 KB, 800x800, 911Marimekko_AK.jpg)

lowkey feel like that poppy print is kinda ripping off marimekko's unikko print. who designed this?

No. 1165424

Absolutely not! Ridiculous.
You're like those Tumblr artists that take offence when someone draws a chicken because they once drew a man. Two legs, must be plagiarism!

No. 1165426

i said lowkey you hysterical idiot

No. 1165427

and really that poppy print is marimekko's most famous one so clustering poppies together is going to remind people of it, that is if you actually know anything about fashion more than just most famous names, deal with it

No. 1165432

File: 1651742489391.jpg (609.95 KB, 1285x2289, rfwfsdc.jpg)

oh wow, another design from the guy who designed the met gala costume. the dude's japanese too and marimekko is popular in japan.

No. 1165437

nta but not even lowkey lol going with that logic you can put any two random floral prints next to each other and say they lowkey ripped each other off

No. 1165439

Thank you. I was just about to be more "hysterical"

No. 1165440

it's not just about them being flowers you retard, but the poppy theme, cluster of poppies like that is gonna look like marimekko especially now that i see the guy's other design's and that he is from japan the marimekko inspiration wouldn't be that surprising. if you know about fashion this is not a strech you retards

No. 1165441

(Can’t put shorts in links so don’t ban me dumb mods)
It’s funny how a kim is being a sassy edgy whore instead of being the humble maid she used to be. This is the fault of all her enablers.

No. 1165442

That’s a man, baby!

No. 1165446

So depressing; idk if he wouldn't be better off if they just left him alone instead adopting, or rather taking like a prop. Zheani's account should have been enough to have them removed from public eye for good but maybe at least this account will do, since Zheani wasn't fitting the role of the victim well, as people love to discount anything a woman that doesn't look like a victim says.

No. 1165450

I never saw the show but remember the reaction image. that poor girl, may she rest in peace.

No. 1165492

File: 1651746699314.jpg (102.6 KB, 780x1148, fqp50wy754h71.jpg)

Nitpick but the word is "couturier" and Guo Pei is one out of pure technicality. Sticking anything but the kitchen sink on a blown up, deformed wretch of glue interface-laden dress is hardly couture. Guo Pei's earlier work (picrel) reads more as true couture, to me at least. It's from the same collection as Rihanna's Met gala look, and after this collection she started to exaggerate more with every new collection. It's tiring, and both her chromatic and proportional issues are getting worse and worse each year. sage for rant

No. 1165506

i would too after working with boo burnham

No. 1165558

Yes it is idiot.

No. 1165560

You can!
>just change the URL from "shorts/" to "watch?v="

No sage cuz important info

No. 1165574

Putting poppies together in patterns has been done since the invention of the printing press and embroidery retard. Putting any type of flower together in clusters has been done for literal ages, it's not an original idea of anyone in the 21st century.

No. 1165624

File: 1651755833262.png (217.1 KB, 400x400, f3167567e45c70e55070e486f22cb6…)


No. 1165638

Bump, CP on main page.

What’re y’all’s favorite celebrities?

No. 1165645

I like The Rock

No. 1165658

you bitches are so dramatic, it was literally just porn, the girl looked at least 18.

No. 1165659

She looked about 12 at the most. Reporting you for scrote

No. 1165662

File: 1651757742774.jpg (373.72 KB, 1763x1175, isaiah-lee-chappelle-006 (1).j…)

The Dave Chappelle attack had nothing to do with troon shit at all. The attacker is a hoodrat wannabe rapper who was obsessed with him, enough to write songs about him. He had a knife that got through security. Classic stalker shit. Chappelle made an obvious joke later in the night that it was the TRAs trying to get revenge. Of course MSM turns this guy's attempted murder into another call-out about his transphobia.

It wasn't just Chappelle's show it was a Netflix comedy festival. But I agree his fans dgaf about woke shit so he's okay.

No. 1165663

no she didn't lol and i'm reporting you for false reporting

No. 1165666

It's not because Dave is a man it's because he doesnt pander to a woke audience. I think JKR built an empire on the left and sadly now she has to deal with those idiots who think biology is fake and 'transphobic'. It's like what she back tracked about Hermione being black because of the stage play production, saying shit like hermione was always meant to be black. I wont pretend Dave being a black man has nothing to do with it, but he has built an audience who doesnt give a shit about TRAs and wokies and it worked out in his favor. he's also a comedian, versus a children's author. those do attract different crowds.

No. 1165674

This, while I feel misogyny was a factor in the treatment of JKR, cancel culture has a lot to do with your audience and especially what I call "leftist expectations" The higher the expectations of you, the easier it is to get cancelled. For example, if you paint yourself out to be ~liberal~ people are more inclined to freak the fuck out at you over something trivial and stupid. Then on the flipside excessively saying "nigger" is literally part of tarantino brand. It's all about how you preset yourself and what expectations you set people up with from the get go, bill burr's wouldn't cancel him for an offensive joke or even if he cheated on his wife, but john mulaney's audiance was

No. 1165686

I dont even follow celebrities but i went on kim k's instagram because I thought she shaved her head and did she really compare herself and larp as Marilyn? Bitch please, its the same as the homeless guy on my street getting in an aston martin and saying he's james bond now.

No. 1165696

Rihanna would unironically date this dude before Boyega

No. 1165698

Yes and she claimed she lost 16 pounds in a week to perfectly fit in her dress.

No. 1165701

a couple threads ago some anons were wondering why josh peck looked so old despite his age, turns out he was in his own words "viciously addicted to drugs and alcohol" and according to him it was common for the other teen actors as well

No. 1165704

File: 1651761176108.jpg (60.89 KB, 625x415, CWvr-TqWUAA8U67.jpg)


>saying shit like hermione was always meant to be black

gonna sperg a little bit but i see this repeated a lot and she never really said that. Someone asked for her thoughts on hermione being black and from what I gather from this tweet and other quotes in interviews, she was saying that based on hermione's description her being black is a perfectly fine headcanon. She did mess up by saying white wasn't specified, but she was just explaining that she approved of the concept of black hermione and didn't mind her being portrayed by a black woman. She never claimed to have intended for hermione to be black, it's another example of people twisting her words to help further the hate train against her

No. 1165719

Thank you anon, I'm sick of seeing people say that. She was just being supportive of her fans or whatever.

No. 1165728

hey thanks! I also was wondering why sometimes I can and can't share shorts. imma screenshot it and add it to the thread on /meta/

No. 1165737

here's the video anon intended to embed!

No. 1165740

I dunno, she acts as she described there here (someone mentioned this video in the comments)

No. 1165746

File: 1651763445948.webm (936.33 KB, 540x540, oIhauuVKNy8mzD8y.webm)

here's the vid of Billie calling Cardi B weird
so another celeb has beef with her now I guess (at least in Cardi's eyes of course- you can't say anything about her without her getting anal about things, remember Doja? kek)

No. 1165748

I hope this is a joke.

No. 1165751

my first thought was that a troon did it kek. I'm disappointed it wasn't.

No. 1165752

This looks like she's wearing a weave basket

No. 1165762

what month is she pregnant anyways? She looks since january like she is about to pop the baby.

No. 1165764

Poor Guy. How old is he to look this bad? I hope he is recovered from addiction to drugs and alcohol.

No. 1165765

>remember Doja
Tbf, I think there's a video of Cardi dancing to one of Doja's songs at the MET Gala. It's just a song though so who knows.

No. 1165768

Well, she obviously fucked up, didn't she?

No. 1165769

Aren't maternity clothes kinda hars to find in some sizes? When working retail pregnant customers wouldn't stop complaining about the lack of choices and sizes to me.

Yes, but so many clickbait headlines got all over the internar AND people just shitposted so hard that nobody knows this. Everything online is a weird game of telephone. She said it was a good headcanon to have and to please stop hurling racist insults towards Hermione's actress for the Cursed Child play because she's black, and people didn't give a fuck and called her a pandering lefty SJW. The exact same shit as when she confirmed Dumbledore's relationship with Grindelwald and people sperged hard because they thought she was just pandering to SJWs way before that was a trendy thing to do, because apparently she can see the future.

No. 1165771

white skin was specified in the books though. Why couldnt she just reply with 'it's fine to have black Hermione as a head canon if that makes you happy' but she dun goofed. I feel like even in her books it's pretty obvious the main trio are supposed to just be white British kids.

No. 1165788

File: 1651764787920.jpg (208.21 KB, 1296x1936, Josh Peck.jpg)

only about 35 but he's looked bad for a while now, like he was cute for a brief period up until he was like 22 but the drugs really did fuck him up, though you have to wonder how many other teen stars were addicts cause according to him this was "normal behavior" and no one seemed to be doing a thing to stop it

No. 1165798

File: 1651765004256.jpg (276.94 KB, 1365x2048, cole.jpg)

Child actors age like shit. Cole Sprouse is only 29.

No. 1165824

File: 1651765760930.jpg (179.48 KB, 828x1792, EbvT08fU0AED29V.jpg)

Zack and Cody has an actual convicted pedophile working on the show, I honestly feel pity for every child actor, they all end up fucked up cause of sexual abuse and drugs, its messed up

No. 1165853

That's his bad character manifesting in his physical appearance. Dylan Sprouse looks attractive

No. 1165857

File: 1651766495127.jpeg (25.03 KB, 513x598, images - 2022-05-05T175923.023…)

Besides drugs I think child actors, especially boys, usually have weak bone structure so they have that cute puffy look as kids, then grow up to be standard-to-unfortunate looking moids.

No. 1165861

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This guy (Nigo of Kenzo) has a whole collection for the 2022 spring, where all of the clothing articles have a pattern that has an equivalent in Marimekko style. It is always basically the same pattern but added detail to the floral design. These were the ones I noticed and remembered to have a similar pattern from the top of my head, and yes I know this is tinfoil derail.

No. 1165873

File: 1651766835118.jpg (292.71 KB, 768x1248, GG.jpg)

There's a tinfoil that male child stars are given puberty blockers by either their parents and or the studios so they retain a child like appearance for the child characters they play, picrel Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis, both were child actors who played sassy child characters, both also conventionally started suffering from conditions that kept them short which was great for their respected shows as they could preserve the status quo

No. 1165919

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It's common knowledge that Judy Garland had her breasts bound to appear in "The Wizard of Oz", also the rampant drug abuse, the studio giving her pep pills, so the puberty blocker thing is not much of a stretch imo.

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No. 1165939

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if this is true how fucked up would the parents have to be, to permanently ruin your child's body just for a couple extra years on tv

No. 1165957

Stage parents. I know, it sucks.

No. 1165960

File: 1651768530719.jpg (95.75 KB, 468x656, gary coleman.jpg)

samefag, picrel was gary coleman when he was 23, rather then having him grow up and they choose to maintain the status-quo and dynamic of the show, like they had this adult man still act like a sassy child character well into his late teens and early 20's

No. 1165964

Same thing happened to Brick from The Middle?

No. 1165985

this? she's barely dancing and I'm sure she's doing it for herself, not doja kek

No. 1165986

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also rico from Hannah Montana, statistically what are the chances of this phenomenon happening this many actors playing sassy child characters

No. 1165989

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I thought you meant malcom in the middle for a sec

No. 1165994

File: 1651769444419.jpg (2.91 MB, 3069x2481, ihiypiui.jpg)

here's a collection of nigo's designs with some marimekko design.

No. 1166006

also marimekko has made collections with japanese artists so acting as if there is absolutely no way that this guy hasn't gotten any inspiration from marimekko is kinda stupid. there are similar things, the stripes, the florals, the cuts of the dresses, etc

No. 1166007

File: 1651769774963.webm (1.12 MB, 592x1280, 9lrR_NEpTrdgwCAP.webm)

No, that video is from last year. I meant vidrel.

No. 1166018

Dylan looks good like a regular guy. Not a Hollywood narcissist. The story of how Disney tried to steal the zack & Cody spinoff idea from them and not give them producer credits was sad.

No. 1166026

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No. 1166031

yeah he looks nice, him and Barbara palvin look nice together

No. 1166052

File: 1651771217460.png (1.12 MB, 1016x1682, 3847628309283.png)

Because wearing the dress wasn't enough

No. 1166053

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I think this guy molested Drake Bell on the set of the Amanda show and nick covered it up.

No. 1166055

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looks better without the beard though

No. 1166060

From what I remember this guy has early dementia or something like that

No. 1166062

I don't blame her, Doja's songs are extremely danceable, whenever I turn her on while getting ready, I'm guaranteed to be late because of all the dancing kek

No. 1166066

File: 1651771640974.jpeg (128.18 KB, 1024x628, BE7B0E31-3CDA-4A50-9924-98492E…)

Some kind of fame ritual to siphon Marilyn’s energy in death. I’m kind of joking but not really because this whole things is creepy as hell. Why was Kris dressed as JFK’s wife and Kim as his mistress?

No. 1166074

Jennette McCurdy also talked about how child stars often had eating disorders because they needed to stay small/cute to get roles. Being able to look the same age consistently is also pretty important for films/shows, and definitely wouldn't be easy for a developing child or teen. I can imagine some more extreme parents employing puberty blockers

No. 1166084

I want to tell you to go back to the tinfoil thread, but I love celeb tinfoils so keep going

No. 1166101

Is it even a tinfoil at this point? It's a fact that people in hollywood are into occult shit, it's just that most people don't believe occult practices actually do anything. I don't either but I definitely believe Kim's trying to do some weird shit with that dress and hair.

No. 1166105

Kek tinfoil thread is busy fighting with some Pakistani anon about Islam and privileged western women. Gotta save my Kardashian tinfoils for when things calm down.

No. 1166112

He cute. cole aged like absolute milk

No. 1166119

Call me paranoid or a tinfoil hat wearing freak but I truly think the Kardashians are escorts and I genuinely worry about the children.

No. 1166138

File: 1651773676923.jpeg (88.89 KB, 592x532, C997E4A1-9E34-4037-BAD2-E5963E…)

I am literally fucking dying.
>>Ezra called me a good girl, not a good they/them

No. 1166140

I 100% believe this, a lot of escorts go for that look too

No. 1166142

Nope, he just got raped so much during he pretends he doesn't remember the show.

No. 1166144

File: 1651773732497.jpeg (420.54 KB, 828x1232, 2CEB4ED3-1A36-42F8-BB44-9CB946…)

cardi said this, apparently billie said “that’s so weird” instead

No. 1166146

>they/them pronouns
when will these stupid bitches learn no one cares

No. 1166147

Couldn't this person also get in trouble for not respecting Ezra's "they/them" pronouns? Lol

No. 1166148

kek I wish he was transphobic instead of a dumb they them.

No. 1166152

this is why I don't have any issue with 20 year old playing characters meant to be teenagers, I would rather take that over any potential children being abused in anyway
that's cause he got out of hollywood and became a mead Brewer
that and also likely drugged out of his mind as well

No. 1166154

The ezrafags are gonna have a field day

No. 1166157

KEKKK this is all so embarrassing for both parties

No. 1166158

File: 1651773947750.jpg (53.78 KB, 500x728, original.jpg)

Kim did all this just for Twitter to shit talk her, call her boring and stupid, and make a million posts about how Lana Del Rey did it so much better. It's a sad state of affairs when you invest millions into your body and looks and STILL somehow come off as completely uninteresting

No. 1166160

lana did it better but i also find it even more pathetic that lana did it for some reason. i just hate all her larps.

No. 1166164

File: 1651774134102.jpg (159.16 KB, 720x411, kit_63.jpg)

who else thinks we should have a child sexual abuse in pedowood thread ?

No. 1166165

this kek

No. 1166167

Honestly, they all do it for the controversy, it's very obvious. They've done a bunch of sketchy shit like this in the past and it seems like it won't stop anytime soon. Here's a very good video on all the previous things they've done as marketing devils.

No. 1166169

Could be interesting, but stick it here in /ot/. Also if you do it remember to link the dan shneider thread in the catalog.

No. 1166172

To be fair the music video she did it for was kinda based around the idea of Marilyn Monroe and JFK. Lana also didn't take the real dress, taking the real dress was a complete retard move on behalf of Kim

No. 1166174

where else would I post it, it wouldn't work on any of other boards ?

No. 1166177

File: 1651774492543.png (352.05 KB, 493x618, dress.PNG)

Lana did it better, but only because her body is more natural and her skin tone is closer to Marilyn's (since it's supposed to look like she was only wearing diamonds). They both look tacky as fuck compared to the original though.

No. 1166183

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Yes, because there’s SO MUCH shit it would take over any other thread. Shirley Temple and the baby burlesques. Why would adults dress children up to play drunken johns and prostitutes? Why is that entertaining to you?

No. 1166186

I’ve always thought people with larger heads like her and Kelly Osbourne looked far too odd without having some more meat on their neck. Not that I think they should have stayed bigger but they probably don’t need to be as small as their tiny framed peers

No. 1166187

Atticus Shaffer has type four osteogenesis imperfect. He could have been given other things, like puberty blockers, as well. I think he mostly voice acts now.

No. 1166191

I think it's the hair, she needs some poofiness.

No. 1166203

Those dresses look ugly on all of them. Idk why we're glorifying Marilyn in that dress. The idea is cool but it doesn't look like she's nude wearing diamonds at all.

No. 1166206

I'm so tired of these duck lips.

No. 1166214

Marilyn Monroe looks fantastic there. It's not her best look but God she looks beautiful in it anyway. Besides, the point is that Kim was never going to look good in the dress and she shouldn't have touched a piece of Hollywood history just to feed her ego. Lana Del Rey didn't even use the real dress and still did a million times better, Kim should have just taken a replica because now she's taking an L

No. 1166217

File: 1651775480645.jpg (76.62 KB, 602x661, 14499007644.jpg)

alright made one

I deleted the previous thread, cause I didn't wanna use the really inappropriate pic of those kids

No. 1166222

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No. 1166224

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only on lolcow will I see someone describe Nigo as being 'of Kenzo'. Nigo is the founder of Bape, and that's what he's truly famous for…anyway here is some Kid Cudi merch with a floral pattern too. Maybe it was cross inspiration between the two; Nigo always has hung out with the rap artists that he dresses, and has dressed since the 90s.

No. 1166226

Kek and she couldn't have just had a replica made for her. I can't with the narcissism

No. 1166234

Such a weird idea. Say what you will about Kanye but I think he would've advised against this, and in favor of some liquid latex millenial pink bullshit instead.