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Celebricows #35: Megan & MGK's Feverish Obsession Edition

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>>934169 Lana Del Rey releases a new music video
>>934178 Jamie Lee Curtis' son troons out
>>934180 Megan Trainor makes headlines for shitting with the guy from Spy Kids (on two separate toilets) but she says it was only once. She also feels the need to tell the world they pee together though.
>>934218 Adele's recent Vogue photos, which made an appearance before is once again posted, this time with anons discussing photoshop
>>934489 Judge Judy's longtime bailiff said to not be joining her on her new show
>>934742 Margaret Qualley is spotted out with manlet Jack Antonoff, who looks absolutely thrilled to be with her
>>934849 AG pics of her on The Voice are shared, anons agree she looks unnatural. Compared to a Chuck E Cheese robot, which is not far off. Stans said to edit her photos because even they hold her to a higher standard than how she actually looks.
>>935306 Danielle Bregoli (Bhad Bhabie) claims her plastic surgery look was just a joke - looks very much like she had plastic surgery done. Original pic for reference >>935592
>>935698 Emilia Clarke is described to be an anachan. Other anons disagree and say she's fine.
>>935742 Themi Lovato back with another hot take - apparently "aliens" is an offensive and derogatory term for extraterrestrials, because clearly she's an uber woke expert on these things.
>>935761 Celeb spotted out looking like a tranny paired with a 00s style outfit. Supposedly it's Bella Hadid
>>935811 Madonna is still at this age trying to maintain her youth. It's uncanny looking at this point
>>935861 Jamie Lee Curtis' son's Twitter full of weeb shit
>>935870 Anon brings up point that Emilia Clarke could be ill due to previous brain issues
>>935972 Overly dramatic pics start to surface of the tryhard couple of the year: Megan Fox and MGK.
>>935991 Billie Eilish's aging looks are discussed once again
>>936005 The sickly looking lanky boy currently in style is pictured as young Willy Wonka
>>936008 Allegedly Jamie Lee Curtis? once wrote a weird book involving a little kid having a crush on a male teacher, but this goes unnoticed
>>936095 Megan's relationship brought back into the discussion via a meme with the winning quote "I am weed" introduced to the world by aspiring edgelord MGK
>>936123 Jesy Nelson (from Little Mix) makes a song with Nicki Minaj. Leigh Ann criticizes. Minaj fires back at her for "being jealous". Blackfishing is mentioned and talk on it and tanning ensues.
>>936128 Nicki Minaj and her scrote failed to respond to his court case
>>936146 Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker show up to compete with Machine Gun Megan to be the "worst high school alt couple". Described by anon perfectly.
>>936194 In case no one noticed, MGK says he's weed and supposedly "disappeared like a ninja in a smoke bomb", doubling down on the cringe
>>936202 Machine Gun Megan's first kiss wasn't even really a kiss, Megan disappears shortly after
>>936341 Timmy boy Chlamydia shows up on the cover of Time
>>936360 Tom Cruise has aged like shit, looks weirdly puffy
>>936363 But looks a little different in this image
>>936377 More talk about Little Mix, screenshot provided but honestly I don't follow.
>>936518 Screenshot posted of MGK sperging about how a life without Megan is worse than death, wishing to meet in heaven to fuck like demons etc etc - a ridiculous display that I'm sure their kids would be embarrassed of
>>936567 Lizzo emerges looking unfortunate in a mesh dress with, get this, no shoes.
>>936622 Anon shows the class how Lizzo used to look. Others lament the loss.
>>936962 MGK once again trying to be an edgelord at Aftershock. Crowd rightfully responds by pelting him specifically with bottles and tree branches
>>936975 More old Lizzo pics
>>937259 Non saging anon who claims to hate rap culture decides to whiteknight for MGK of all people. Proceeds to get shit on.
>>937288 Megan Fox shows she's just as bad of a tryhard as her fellow "outcast" and "star crossed lover", caught in the throes of some nonsense involving what sounds to be a very unhealthy relationship, guns, therapy (supposedly), and organic smoothies.
>>937295 Takagashi Minami is married to a scrote who has no idea how to maintain hygiene and gave her cavities. Anons learn that one can actually catch cavities.
>>937623 MGK said to have hair transplants
>>937750 Tyga arrested due to domestic abuse
>>937853 Rap hating stan still goes hard for MGK, claims he's above "99.99% of rappers". Other anons counter with 1) there is decent rap out there >>937902 >>937983 and 2) he's actually gross >>938055 >>938069
>>938130 Themi tries to look like an instathot with a horrible filter that puts weird lines around her face, while reality shows her to be, as >>938145 puts it, "chubby Michael Jackson with an ugly mullet"
>>938190 Blac Chyna at an airport ranting
>>938218 Anon reveals Themi and MGK were once speculated to be an item and points out similarities of Themi and Megan's behaviors while with him
>>938445 Another picture of Themi from the same time as >>938130 is shared, one anon taking note of Paris Hilton in the background this time and for some reason fantasizing about her fucking unwashed Themi from a pap pic of them going shopping for Halloween. Other anons are confused about the lesbian claims out of nowhere.
>>938688 This year's fresh new industry plant Olivia Rodrigo shows up with Alanis Morissette on Rolling Stone
>>938750 Jonah Hill asks for people to not comment on his body
>>938782 Anon posts Seth Rogen looking like a "sexy dad". Just about all commenters disagree, except maybe one further down the thread
>>939042 Very milky old Paris content shared, some of which has seemingly been wiped from any corner of the internet that her management can find.
>>939158 Adele releases new song
>>939204 Someone named Hannah Gadsby tears into the CEO of Netflix because of Dave Chappelle
>>939253 Screenshot shared of something Paris posted on MySpace, claiming she no longer parties as of 2007, as conversation about her persists. Anons deem Paris a liar, while some have continued to stan.
>>939376 Pic of Doja Cat is posted that sets off debate - is it plastic surgery, photoshop, both, or neither? Anons share their thoughts.
>>939436 Paris Hilton and her sister said to have done some pretty horrid shit to people, a photo of her on a hockey team is also shared. Situation is further clarified by >>939622 and >>939840
>>939464 Machine Gun Megan again being a vomit-inducing couple in an interview. Megan keeps calling him "Buddha" for some inexplicable reason.
>>939528 Doja Cat featured on the cover of Japanese magazine Egg. It's pointed out her wig isn't even laid right and still shows the lace front
>>939935 Referring back to >>939436 - one anon's only takeaway from that whole post is that… she's lesbian. Because she played hockey. Then gets criticized and is nowhere to be heard from for the rest of the thread.
>>940576 Lizzo doing… something on live (I didn't really watch it, do so at your own discretion)
>>940708 Doja Cat overtakes Drake to become rapper with most monthly listens on Spotify
>>940818 Lil Kim looks unfortunate now, which is sad because she was very cute in the 90s
>>941106 After much Doja sperging, it's revealed Lana Del Rey has yet another new album leaked again
>>941572 Another Lizzo live vid, or is it the same one? Again I'm sorry, only saw the thumbnail. Anon does say she flashed her ass though, as a warning
>>941578 Someone decides to speak out against Themi's "aliens is a derogatory term" claim - and it's Neil deGrasse Tyson telling her bluntly that aliens have no feelings
>>941810 Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker get married, with >>941930 pointing out ol' Trav takes his outfit inspo from Pugsley Addams
>>941990 Lanafags start analyzing lyrics and theories surrounding Lana
>>942443 Jack Antonoff allegedly isn't involved with this latest Lana album. May actually be okay
>>942565 Billy Porter mad about Harry Styles being "white and straight"
>>942933 Kanye got a haircut. As >>942966 puts it - "looks like he lost a fight with a weed wacker."
>>942956 Doja Cat mentions Lana
>>943034 Someone does a video on Demi Lovato x Aliens
>>943224 An article showing that people are unreasonably happy about Adele losing weight, criticisms of the body/fat positivity movement and their hypocrisy ensues
>>943503 Screenshots of Travis Barker's memoir, with some interesting mentions of Kim Kardashian
>>943614 Maneskin's music video, anons aren't impressed as their appeal quickly wears off
>>943645 Taylor Swift speculated to actually be conservative rather than left-leaning as she tries to imply
>>944012 Anon creates a Lana thread after much interest
>>944291 Billie Eilish creates a perfume, the bottle of course features a pair of boobs. Which leads to unnecessarily long infighting about Billie's boobs mainly
>>944303 Meanwhile anons are still discussing Adele's weight loss, said to do with reducing anxiety rather than a desire to lose weight
>>944643 Lizzo supposedly takes a shit on live - again? Really, again?
>>944664 Fiona Apple quits cocaine after having done coke with Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson in a private movie theatre, described as excruciating
>>944683 Lily Allen seemingly closes down her social media accounts after slamming a pizza place
>>944786 Chet Hank in his Instagram stories has offered himself up to Lizzo in case "it don't work out with Captain America". This is a fucking weird timeline
>>944789 Billie Eilish starts up a whole separate Instagram page for her new perfume
>>944976 Penn Badgley turns out to be a huge Cardi B fan, involving a cringeworthy exchange and changing his profile pic on Twitter to an image of her
>>945083 Jamie Lee Curtis in an article shows support for her son trooning out, the latter's outfit complete with fishnets, spikes, and a harness. It is too much.
>>945237 Kendall Jenner apparently being cringe, idk if it counts as news but a vid for anons is offered
>>944379 Gwyneth Paltrow decides to reveal to Ellen Degeneres (who still has a career?) that her teenage son is proud of her selling vibrators.

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90 day fiance general discussion thread

Has any farmers watched the series 90 day fiance? A lot of the cast members are really milky if you keep up to date with their instagrams/social media.

Premise of the show:
>Americans invite their LDR foreign spouses to come to America with a k1-visa
>K-1 visa states that you have 90 days in America to marry your American spouse before you are required to leave the country.
>TLC films the 90 days of different couples to see what challenges they face while moving to a completely new country.
>It's been based off the word reddit users who applied, TLC does not do any formal background checks and they are intentionally looking for batshit insane people in the show
>For whatever reason, the cast members become clout chaser and start stirring drama or new business ventures in hopes of maintaining their fame
>turns out TLC only pays the American spouses 11k per season (foreign spouses cannot be paid due to legality). If you are milky, you get paid more (some couples reported that TLC paid them 250k).
>the season finale ends with a tell-all where all the couples meet up in one room to critique (or insult) each other and their relationship.
>Realizing how much of a cash cow this is, TLC started making spin offs such as sequels (happily ever after?, what now, and quarantined) to prequels (before the 90 days) to genuine spin offs (the other way).

Show Listings:
>90 day Fiance - The original franchise / series
>90 day Fiance: Happily ever after? - The series follows the life of couples that got married during the show. What issues are they having now?
>90 day Fiance: What now? - For whatever reason, these couple are still trying to obtain their k-1 visa and it documents the troubles they face.
>90 day Fiance: Before the 90 days: This series document budding couples that are considering getting the K-1 Visa to be together, but want to see if this relationship is worth it.
>90 day Fiance: Pillow talk - this is a small spin off of fan favorite couples reacting to the latest series.
>90 day Fiance: The other way - This series follows the journey of Americans who decide to leave America to settle into a foreign country with their spouses
>Family Chantel - This series follows the life of one of the most famous 90 day fiance couple, Chantel and Pedro as they embarrass themselves on national TV.
>Darcey and Stacey - Same premise as the series above but with a different couple.

Notable Couples
Pedro (Dominican Republic) and Chantel (America)
>appears on OG Season 4, HEA Season 2, HEA Season 3, HEA Season 4, The Family Chantel, Quarantined
>Chantel is a nursing student that wanted to learn Spanish, and she joins this app where you practice other languages with foreigners.
>She meets pedro and falls in love with him. After a year or so, they begin the K-1 Visa to bring Pedro over to America.
>For whatever reason, Chantel did not want to tell the news to her family, so she introduces Pedro as a student she met at school.
>Pedro never got the memo, so family chantel was immediately suspicious.
>Because of their xenophobia, the family is determined to destroy the relationship, drama ensues.
>Pedro's family are also bat shit insane, they believe Chantel 'stole' Pedro from them.
>Pedro and Chantel fight a lot about family for reasons above, and also Pedro sends most of his paycheck to pay for his family's housing in the Dominican Republic.
>Notable thanksgiving fight where Pedro and River (chantel's father) fight each other on national TV.
>After this fight, TLC decided to give family chantel their own spin off.
>First season, Chantel and Mother Chantel (Karen) stalk Winter's (Chantel's sister) boyfriend. They found out the BF has another child that he never told Winter. Their relationship exploded.
>Second Season, Royal (eldest son of the family) returns home. Turns out he also did the K-1 Visa to marry Angenette, a Filipino girl who is ~10 years younger than he is.
>Obvious signs of Angenette being abused by Royal, but family Chantel insisted Angenette is the abuser here.
>You get to witness this family harass and bully Angenette exactly like how they bullied and harassed Pedro and his family.

Mohammed (Tunsia) and Danielle (America)
>Appeared on OG Season 2, HEA Season 1, HEA Season 2, WN Season 2, WN Season 3, Quarantined
>40 year old Ohio, Danielle, falls in love with a 20-something year old man, Mohammed.
>Promise him that she will take care of him and brings him to America on the K-1 Visa.
>She has 4 kids, and it turns out she's actually broke.
>Mohammed is actually disgusted by Danielle, and even refused to kiss her during their own wedding.
>During the tell-all, danielle admits that Mohammed did not consummate their marriage during the wedding night. Sex is rare in the household. People asked why and Mohammed admits it's because Danielle peed on him and that she has a UTI she refuse to check out.
>After the wedding, Mohammed pretty much leaves to go to Miami and live his life
>Danielle loses it and harasses Mohammed to come back or she will get the marriage annulled, forcing Mohammed to be deported
>Mohammed told Danielle that he is willing to be her friend as long as she does not get him deported. Danielle agreed to this and drops the anullment.
>The two get divorced and the timeframe to get the marriage anulled is pretty much done. Mohammed is safe (for now).
>Danielle spam calls Mohammed during this period.
>Mohammed is starting to see new people.
>Danielle loses her mind and goes to Miami with her binder of evidence of Mohammed being a fraud
>She throws the binder at him outside, and Mohammed is forced to call the police.
>Police gets involved and Danielle leaves inconsolable
>As of now, Danielle and Mohammed are divorced. Mohammed is apparently a trainer or something. Danielle is now selling weight-loss products on instagram.
>This is the first bat-shit couple featured on 90 day fiance. Because of the ratings, people speculate this is why TLC started looking for crazier couples.

Rosemarie (Philipines) and Ed (Florida)
>Appears on B90D Season 4
>Rosemarie is a early 20 year old who falls in love with 54 year old Ed on facebook. Both of them are single parents.
>Ed admits that he used to have a wife but cheated on her, causing the wife to walk out on him and his daughter (tiffany) when he was 28.
>(Ed is that famous no neck guy you see everywhere on social media)
>When he finally decided to see Rose, he finally tells Tiffany about his plans of marrying her.
>Tiffany who is ~30, is horrified that her father is looking for someone younger than her. The two fight and stop talking.
>Before Ed leaves to the philipines, he leaves Tiffany a voicemail saying if I die, this is the last thing you'll hear from me.
>Tiffany freaks out and calls him and forgives him.
>Fast forward to the Philipines, Ed and Rose meet up. Ed pressures Rose to get an STI/STD test.
>Rose sees this as reasonable and requests him to get one as well. Ed is insulted and said he will not get one in the Philipines.
>Then he brings up how Rose has 1000 friends on facebook and demand to know why she doesn't talk about her ex bfs.
>Rose gets upset and tells him a lot of bad stuff happen with her ex lovers (which she state are 2 people) and did not want to talk about it.
>She leaves, which causes Ed to apologize and tell her how much he loves her.
>Rose forgives Ed and they decided to go to a hotel.
>Ed gets a ton of booze and they drink. Rose falls asleep n it is assumed they have sex.
>Ed talks about their sex to the producer and how great it is.
>Before they leave, Ed ask Rose to shave her legs because it is not 'pretty' and that all girls in america shaved their legs. Rose agreed only if Ed shaves his beard.
>Rose takes Ed to see her family, as it turns out she lives in poverty.
>Ed now speculates if she is using him for money. Barely interacts with prince. Also Rose wants to have more kids but Ed already had a vasectomy and is too scared to tell her.
>Ed tells Rose that he cannot sleep in their shithole of a house, so they go on vacation without rose's son, prince.
>While there, Ed tells rose that her breath doesn't smell 'pretty' so he bought her mouthwash, toothpaste, and a teethbrush to help with her breathe. Rose informs him that her teeth is good, but she is suffering from an ulcer (due to poverty) and that's why her breathe smells bad.
>Ed realizes he fucks up and tells her how much he loves her and how great she is, Rose calls him ugly in her own language.
>During the trip, Rose learns that Ed lied about wanting to have kids and that he refuse to raise anymore. Rose feels hurt and breaks up with Ed completely.
>On 90 day fiance, Ed outs Rose as being bisexual for some reason? He implies that Rose was probably cheating on him anyways with her GF (they are no longer dating during the tell-all).
>This couple is notorious because of how Ed has treated rose, and Ed now uses this as an opportunity to become famous online, even having his own twitch channel.

Post-Show Discourse as of 2020
Deavon and Jihoon, ( The other way, season 2) have completely separated.
>Tl;dr, an american woman falls in love with a deadbeat korean man. Both of them are in their 30s, and have no savings or income. Deavon is furious that housing cost too much in Korea and how Jihoon cannot afford it. The two fight a lot, which was mostly just Deavon and her mother yelling at Jihoon the entire season how much he sucks.
>They have a kid together named Tae yang.
>Deavon gained a lot of notoriety because she is an instathot who photoshops her face a lot. She insists that she has asian lineage
>Her mother, Ellicia is bat shit insane. She has written books and named her characters after her daughter. She is antivax and believes in eugenics (posted on her youtube videos). Moreover, on her personal website, she had listed the entire family tree to show that she is a descendant of witches from salem and from English royalty.
>Deavon leaves Korea with their child and blasts Jihoon for abusing her, her daughter Dracilla, Tae yang, and their pet dog.
>Jihoon remains silent besides the occassional I miss my son. I am hurting, etc. He eventually comtemplates suicide but people persuade him not to.
>Jihoon eventually comes forward with his side of the story telling people how Deavon was threatening suicide if he did not let her leave America
>They are not formally divorced and said Deavon was seeing a korean-american man (Topher) during their entire relationship.
>Deavon is refusing to let Jihoon to see Taeyang, but is allowing him to send money and toys to Tae yang.
>Jihoon also provide reciepts such as showing a video of Dracilla throwing their dog, bambam to the wall on insta live. He said he had to rehome bambam because of this.
>Moreover, Deavon had claimed that Jihoon's family pulled her hair to discipline her. Jihoon fires back saying at the korean primary school, Dracilla was attacking and biting other children. He gently tugs her hair and ask her if that felt good. Jihoon shows a letter from the school that documents Dracilla's behavior.
>People started to notice how Deavon spoke about her ex husband (Dracilla's father) of being an abusive felon. Crazy fans did a background check to see he has no prior criminal record.
>Tides turned and now people believe Deavon has been lying and abusing Jihoon, not the other way around.

Larissa's contract ends with TLC
>Larissa gains notoriety in the show because she was willing to abandon her 3 kids in Brazil while she marries mama's boy Colt.
>She ends up suffering from anxiety and depression due to Colt and her arguing a lot. Debbie, Colt's mother, gets involved constantly and has called the police on Larissa 3 times.
>After the divorce, Colt and Debbie goes to a lawyer to get Larissa deported because this marriage was a fraud
>Larissa eventually leaks on instagram videos of colt waking her up at 3 am with loud noises for shits and giggles. She talks about how unsafe she felt at the house
>Also spoke up how Colt had been cheating on her throughout their entire marriage
>She ends up meeting Eric on a dating app and they fall in love but they end up fight just as much.
>Larissa pressures Eric to pay for her boob jobs and cosmetic surgery, insisting she would pay it back.
>She asks 5k from her dad in brazil so she can maintain her green card since her deportation was pending. She uses this for more cosmetic surgery.
>Larissa ends up making an only fans and breaks her first day with 100k. She and Eric decided to move to Colorado together.
>Someone tips off ICE and Larissa is detained (pressumbly Colt and Debbie). However she is released.
>Larissa and Eric ended things because Eric supported Trump.
>Larissa focuses more on her only fans, eventually opening a cam soda
>Due to conflicting contracts, TLC ended their contract with Larissa
>Meanwhile Colt ends up in a relationship with Jess, another brazillian girl. Only to cheat on her with the same woman he cheated on Larissa with.
>He manipulates Jess and tells her how crazy she is for being upset that he is still in contact with Vanessa (mistress).
>They break up and Jess falls in love with another American and they get married
>Colt and Vanessa just got engaged and is now pending a new spin off.

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