File: 1658790860549.jpeg (587.77 KB, 1200x630, 1636844149762.jpeg)
No. 1277155
for the hard of head and dumb of ass
prev
>>>/ot/1266555 No. 1277185
>>1277159op here, it's def been posted before but i don't think it was used as threadpic?
just thought it was appropriate for the season lol
No. 1277198
File: 1658793960766.gif (514.98 KB, 400x345, tumblr_inline_p6liv5kSXi1rrzlr…)
>>1277155KINDA TISPY LISTENING TO KLAUS SCHULZE GOT ME LIJKE
No. 1277525
File: 1658820085532.jpg (46.47 KB, 680x518, foreskin.jpg)
>>1277511We would look more interesting if we evolved from literally any other animal. And I think mammals are more prone to disease and illness.
No. 1277666
File: 1658832634595.png (43.69 KB, 600x209, tweet.png)
If you ever feel bad about your body, remember this.
No. 1277774
File: 1658845554653.jpg (335.84 KB, 1024x1280, topless doom slayer in bondage…)
>>1277773oh it was this one kek
No. 1277782
>>1277778don't what after what
There's no way I'm doing any of those creepy sounding words to myself
No. 1277788
>>1277782tretinoin is a high strength skincare product with a high concentration of vitamin a which increases cell turnover (makes dead skin cells come off more quickly). can undo and prevent acne, aging, sun damage, etc. dermaplaning is basically shaving your face with a thin blade and it’s really exfoliating. tret skin is super sensitive so you have to be mindful of what you do. dermaplaning right after tret gave me irritated bumps for the entire day
i recommend tret if you have hormonal acne or anything like that though
No. 1277884
File: 1658855266207.png (86.31 KB, 554x181, Screenshot 2022-07-26 190810.p…)
Holy shit take me now.
No. 1277897
File: 1658857147105.jpg (51.85 KB, 540x351, cow yaoi.jpg)
cp in meta. image bump to get it off the front page
No. 1277985
File: 1658861001422.jpg (78.57 KB, 700x604, 1620227485050.jpg)
i saw a big pile of dog shit on my walk today and i thought of the retards in the unpopular opinion thread
i come home and they are still arguing about the same thing, nice
No. 1277990
File: 1658861237178.jpg (Spoiler Image,59.85 KB, 1200x528, Fleabag-Sexhibition.jpg)
I live in an apartment that my mother owns and always been afraid leaving out stuff because she sometimes comes when I'm not here and recently my bf suggested to leave the lube on the nightstand instead of hiding it in the bathroom and I started enertaining the idea of acts of rebellion in the form of a dildo or a cockring left out in the open
No. 1278017
File: 1658863518014.jpg (1.57 MB, 3024x4032, lemon.jpg)
I know nipple piercings are known to be pretty risky, but I still really want to get them. Maybe I'll just get one nipple pierced and see how that goes.
No. 1278053
File: 1658865254375.jpg (36.82 KB, 540x360, 1e6d3bf7116ed7c5309e74f0ffee97…)
I am going to wear cat ears and persacom ears in public with a sailor uniform and stripper heels and no one and no med can stop me
No. 1278070
File: 1658866313701.jpg (45.37 KB, 977x537, 1658666764329.jpg)
friend is posting tranny shit on twitter again
No. 1278180
File: 1658872400467.jpg (883.18 KB, 2560x1920, 91iCYHE5B8L._RI_.jpg)
I'm watching Raising Hope and I did not remember there being a bully who trooned out, a beautiful episode on how troons are fucked in the head.
No. 1278271
File: 1658876920140.jpeg (33.65 KB, 284x271, FFDCBDA3-80B6-4A09-B060-7AE2AB…)
Do you ever just eat healthy by mistake? I keep forgetting to add sugar to my sweet foods like pancakes or oatmeal, it doesn't taste bad but with sugar it would be more delicious.
No. 1278314
File: 1658879768786.png (203.32 KB, 600x743, unnamed.png)
>yes today I will finally start my healthy diet!
>goes shopping
>mmm delicious fish sticks
every fucking time
No. 1278317
File: 1658880062124.jpeg (20.97 KB, 566x736, 3a9b600c-530e-4c52-b602-46b4e2…)
>>1278305No, never. Pic related is literally me at all times.
No. 1278318
File: 1658880127528.gif (1012.68 KB, 208x240, 1643001511552.gif)
When the robot voice in fitter happier gets to "will not cry in public" I always chuckle kek it's so funny to me for some reason, just that one specific line.
No. 1278354
File: 1658882986011.jpg (18.66 KB, 275x266, 1657766981682.jpg)
Short-circuited my mom by saying kids aren't extensions of their parents. Kek
No. 1278495
File: 1658891882559.gif (247.61 KB, 80x80, catrave.gif)
>>1278489TURN. IT. UUUUUUP!
No. 1278518
File: 1658894534706.jpg (112.73 KB, 736x846, 3fca686c3b76a0427be66917515a04…)
Sometimes I do very much be really just thinking "poo poo pee pee"
No. 1278536
File: 1658895229104.jpg (63.31 KB, 735x733, b8f8ae74baab4e015f8c3c2544b94b…)
If you are reading this post, I am hexing your enemies right now. Everyone reading this recieves curse reflection as well. I am a confirmed witch and I am not afraid to meddle in dark magic on behalf of others.
No. 1278553
File: 1658895937711.jpg (188.76 KB, 736x758, 2bddf03f5641d8ec3c5c4ed5d25bd4…)
>>1278547
Apu is superior and cuter
No. 1278602
File: 1658900074160.gif (1.35 MB, 498x289, music-lilo-and-stitch.gif)
Recommend me emo songs. I am in a mood that only the emo-est of songs can help quench.
No. 1278609
File: 1658900339510.jpeg (206.46 KB, 828x1551, 052F4AFB-DDB8-4047-AA1B-FFBA89…)
apparently kpop idols are wearing hip pads now… funniest thing i've seen all week. it's literally mental illness to still be into kpop in 2022
No. 1278643
File: 1658902607749.jpg (55.5 KB, 648x765, cff.jpg)
This is stupid AF but this was posted on /fit/ years ago and the response was "why do so many girls have lunch lady arms and small tits now? Is it the hormones?" and it's been giving me weird insecurity that I'm the girl with "small tits and lunch lady arms" even though I know I'm completely average body-wise. Is not having rail arms and hentai boobs that bad to the point where moids think there's something actually wrong with us health-wise?
No. 1278653
>>1278643It's worse having large breasts and lunch lady arms. Then your just fat according to /fit/. Ignore their bullshit, they are almost as bad as plastic surgery addicts with very little self worth. I bet you're cute
nonnie <3
No. 1278658
File: 1658903645875.jpg (26.2 KB, 500x376, bunny.jpg)
I had a massive crush on some moid last year, and it went on for months before it fell out. I used to hear all these songs and think of him and want to cry and puke, I really wanted him back. It was uncontrollable. Now I'm listening to the same songs like it's nothing. I guess his ghost is still there, but much easier to ignore.
If I'm really honest, I'm sure I do still miss him, but I'm mostly glad the "yearning" is over. It's like it never happened luv
No. 1278669
File: 1658904162415.jpg (544.99 KB, 827x1416, star-card.jpg)
>>1278661This is the void, nonna
No. 1278678
File: 1658905310646.jpg (1.06 MB, 2200x1833, b4f30315386c191ff91ccabfbdd19e…)
I want to be able to oil paint amazing clouds like this
No. 1278681
File: 1658905932413.png (112.46 KB, 181x455, prod-lemonade-large.png)
This lemonade fucking sucks. Fresh lemonade FTW
No. 1278732
File: 1658910017981.jpg (70.83 KB, 563x558, ca4d76a9f837feeaa7f6cee32603cd…)
I once saw an anon post a reply here that was literally my post from another site with the subject matter being discussed changed. Like I don't think it was trying to ridicule it or post it in a copypasta way but instead trying to make a legitimate point, just using my wording. It still weirds me out and I've been trying to come up with all sorts of theories on why someone would do that and my first one is an ESL-chan who doesn't know English well enough attempting to communicate through aping someone else's post, and my second is a scrote trying to emulate a woman's writing simply by stealing their post. I don't know. This will probably bother me until the end of my days.
No. 1278744
File: 1658911276092.jpg (Spoiler Image,83.37 KB, 828x1008, alex eubank.jpg)
Why do men who are into fitness like that inverted triangle body shape so much?
No. 1278759
>>1278746>>1278745Has no one ever told them to not skip leg day? I hope it's just the pose/flexing that emphasizes the shape and it's not as noticeable irl lol. That guy I posted doesn't look bad (well, except for that photo) but in most of his pics he sucks in his stomach, gymrats are strange.
>>1278750Kek
No. 1278770
>>1278732plot twist: this
nonnie has an undiagnosed dissociative identity disorder
No. 1278773
File: 1658912997785.gif (451.01 KB, 220x220, sad-cry.gif)
>>1278768
There could never be anyone new anon, he is the only one for me. He would want me to, but I would be far too weak to move on and lend my heart to another.
Anyway good thing fictional men live forever, especially my fictional man in particular.
No. 1278775
>>1278767You don't have to pretend they were never there, you simply adapt your new life to their absence. That doesn't meant that you won't talk or reminisce about them again. You can also think about them as of they still were there "in spirit" with you. Death is a natural part of life so you either learn to accept its inevitability or idk commit suicide so you don't have to endure the pain of losing someone ever (don't do it). Imo being afraid of grief and crying is also clearly tied with fear of death.
How I wish I had posted this in the death thread kek
No. 1278788
>>1278775I meant "closely", not "clearly">>1278773Well, you don't have to fall in love with another if you don't want to. You can just live the rest of your life being your husbando's wife even though he's dead.
>>1278779I've been thinking a lot about this topic because I had to cope with loss relatively recently. I've been reflecting on how I've moved on since then and realized it's not that difficult, and wonder if thanks to this I'll be more prepared when I lose someone even more important, like my parents. Also lucky you, you have an immortal husbando, mine died in canon
No. 1278798
>>1278781He's not a vampire, he just comes from a bloodline that is more enhanced and stronger than your average human. He
could die but he managed to make it to the end of his series (albeit injured) so to me he's invincible.
>>1278788I'm really sorry for your loss anon, I hope you're doing alright. I fortunately haven't had to deal with any deaths of the people closest to me yet. Honestly, I think it's one of those things you have to experience to experience to truly understand how to cope with it.
No. 1278804
>>1278798Hmmm now you've piqued my interest, I wonder who your husbando is.
>I'm really sorry for your loss anon, I hope you're doing alrightThank you, it's ok now. I think I've moved on for the most part.
No. 1278807
File: 1658914299041.gif (190.11 KB, 214x262, 6B9A0D27-3B83-446B-95DF-14F407…)
I love it when you call me nonnarita, I wish I could pretend I didn’t post here, but every day I do la la la, it’s true la la la, ooh I should be working, trannies keep me kekkin at ya
No. 1278847
File: 1658917980505.gif (6.34 MB, 640x640, me and who leaving the thread.…)
No. 1278849
>>1278847Go kitty, go, and just
Ride kitty, ride kitty
Ride kitty, roll
No. 1278973
File: 1658926266566.gif (Spoiler Image,1.31 KB, 23x18, emot-allears.gif)
>>1278968
No. 1279031
File: 1658931070946.png (550.83 KB, 962x674, 3D728CA1-2233-40B9-ADBF-953427…)
When the usually quiet nail technician you’ve been going to since 2020 starts a casual conversation for the first time ever because she’s curious about your hair
No. 1279350
File: 1658937881551.jpg (86.34 KB, 750x823, 165808308222411.jpg)
I wish TyranoBuilder would update already so I can start working on my cringe autisim filled romance semi-self insert doujin visual novel. I've already outline the plot and scripts and everything. Once it updates nothing can stop me from making my dreams into reality.
No. 1279635
File: 1658949346581.jpg (85.24 KB, 570x320, waltjr.jpg)
>Dog Hate thread gets a bunch of activity
>Dog Love thread gets bumped
>Zoomers bitch in Unpopular Opinions about Zoomer hate
>Zoomer Hate thread gets bumped
Like clockwork.
No. 1279671
File: 1658952331501.png (25.12 KB, 1311x112, 27e624ad-d2ff.png)
well that explains a lot
No. 1279679
File: 1658952863516.jpeg (32.24 KB, 561x480, AB683153-09D7-4514-B705-E26A99…)
so the tranny posts get full on deleted but gross male bait insulting us gets to stay up? Could you at least have some consistency jannies?
No. 1279682
File: 1658953116644.jpg (16.12 KB, 624x468, 072cff7e5b5730ce23ee380113dc60…)
>tfw an anon you thought was nice and normal was a tranny (according to the deleted posts)
No. 1279695
File: 1658953669657.jpg (68.64 KB, 828x526, 20211212_044327.jpg)
No. 1279708
File: 1658954722932.jpeg (80.47 KB, 720x710, C41110F2-0458-4FA6-816C-CC93FF…)
The energy on lolcow has been so stinky for days now, shut the fuck up and have fun. If you continue to fight I’m gonna assume you have a Y chromosome or are genuinely mentally handicapped. Woohoo party~!
No. 1279712
File: 1658954885827.gif (1.53 MB, 220x194, 6E327CCB-83E4-4F7A-B9CE-DC6DB3…)
No. 1279734
>>1279730Just write only the capital letter
X. Anonymous
No. 1279742
File: 1658956479258.jpeg (31.31 KB, 320x176, 8CA0B39A-91BA-47D9-AF39-643A02…)
I thought I told you fuckers it was party time
No. 1279761
File: 1658956925012.png (321.49 KB, 474x474, 1648220279532.png)
The first step to ridding the tranny is by not acknowledging the tranny.
Just take it easy and carry on my nonners
No. 1279774
File: 1658957299678.gif (759.42 KB, 230x359, FE9C3BC5-7F27-4ABA-B866-403AEA…)
Everything you want so let me get up there
I'm the baddest baby penis in the atmosphere Tell me what you want so we can do just what you like balls Ooh Everything you know I'm flipping upside down Take you 'round the world You know I like it loud Tell me what you want 'cause we can do just what you like You make me feel that La la la la la You make me feel so La la la la la You make me feel that La la la la la
No. 1279776
File: 1658957314289.png (83.28 KB, 363x331, tumblr_or4emkQbo71vcbrt2o2_400…)
>>1279757
>soyjak wiki
Now what in god's world is this.
>>1279759
>soyjak.party
Oh no no no tranny theory looking likely
>>1279765
KEKKKKK OH NO NO NO
No. 1279784
File: 1658957499179.jpg (20.94 KB, 600x600, 39670-0w600h600_Guava.jpg)
No. 1279788
File: 1658957576722.gif (466.02 KB, 230x231, FF6F30FF-4C3C-4B9A-B347-4CE8F2…)
>>1279774Me when I go from wearing diapers to killing my wife and voicing cartoon rats
No. 1279789
File: 1658957590726.jpg (3.82 KB, 269x187, download.jpg)
I've been trying to eat more iron which means cutting down on foods that limit iron absorbtion, and one of those foods is TEA! Tea is one of the main things I drink so this is breaking my heart. I guess I just can't have it 2 hours before or after my iron laden meals.
No. 1279799
File: 1658957878990.gif (462.45 KB, 230x212, C417BA32-7335-4068-A42F-DA96E2…)
Guys ignore that troon. Imagine being mentally ill enough to butcher your genitals and cross dress lmao could never be me
>>1279788 No. 1279800
File: 1658957878441.gif (7.12 MB, 368x368, 92a63211ca974e7b9ea7f09e31ad34…)
>>1279742i will also party
No. 1279802
>>1279788HA
>>1279789nonnie that is so weird, I just started drinking tea more regularly and am taking iron supplements too, I’ve been having problems timing my drinks since I would usually drink it first thing in the morning. Do you really have to wait 2 hours? I thought it was only 30 min, but I wait an hour just to be safe.
No. 1279809
File: 1658958183023.png (546.28 KB, 484x642, E8FBA464-0AF2-408C-A600-BCF881…)
>>1279791What this dainty little thing that looks so feminine and cutesy and unlike us fat feminazi terves?!
No. 1279818
File: 1658958360432.jpeg (50.93 KB, 1023x682, 138C8C52-F32E-4984-9253-68CF96…)
>>1279788Every time I see this horrible little troll man all I can think of is how he got remarried a little over a year after his wife of 11 years died.
No. 1279823
File: 1658958453146.jpg (72.87 KB, 735x755, 1ea8a8c0697731d80648ce81e72bbc…)
>>1279793Yep! It's the tannins and oxalates in tea. Iirc, it bonds with the iron or something. It's been shown to cause anemia in people who drink a lot of it. Coffee also fucks up iron absorption but a little less than tea.
>>1279802I just checked and google actually says it should be an hour so I got the time wrong lol. I also like milk tea and dairy coincidentally is also terrible for iron.
No. 1279836
File: 1658958718043.png (179.75 KB, 499x380, 7F0609FE-9D29-495B-8C12-B23233…)
No. 1279845
File: 1658958901709.gif (2.15 MB, 498x376, 96ECFABE-DD42-4A07-ABB4-38C40F…)
go away
No. 1279857
File: 1658959080027.jpg (26.44 KB, 480x255, 5y4w8ieofhsikd.jpg)
No. 1279864
File: 1658959287731.jpeg (40.89 KB, 360x360, AD0CF92E-501A-4513-B5E5-AFB5AE…)
>>1279858
>us ladies
You wish
No. 1279867
File: 1658959318544.png (156.77 KB, 249x275, 1613623638477.png)
He thinks he's playing some 5D chess having conversations with himself and sperging on other threads but he's probably just sitting and sharting in a dark room
No. 1279869
File: 1658959353958.png (56.28 KB, 275x206, FD1B666F-6646-45B1-B5CE-A3118F…)
No. 1279873
File: 1658959424555.jpg (451.4 KB, 1280x1707, 1165ec4840d971d8b797cdf055b82d…)
I heard Trader Joes has birria, and I really hope it's vegan/vegetarian or they release a no meat version. I've never had birria.
No. 1279877
File: 1658959573599.jpg (97.3 KB, 640x1024, dc0e21d4615cec32156495cf5ee0b2…)
Insulting his appearance really set him off the edge, huh
No. 1279888
File: 1658960361819.png (277.28 KB, 1536x2048, accursedspawn.png)
>>1279883Thanks, I refer to it as Kirby and Dedede's Deformed AliExpress Child
No. 1279896
>>1279892>It looks fine thoughBut it's not! I mean, it looks fine and I'm happy, but to someone who looks at this kind of stuff daily it isn't. Compared to the non-bootleg version the hat is very loose on Kirby's head, and Dedede's little egg crown is super lop-sided. Luckily, this can be fixed. I placed some tissue in the hat to fill it out some and ripped off and superglue (dumbass idea I know, thought it was smart in the moment) to fix up the crown. The hammer is more orange and has chips in the coloring(?) and is way smaller than the original. It also bends way too much to the head, probably due to a lack of stuffing in the handle and due to the way the hammer is constructed.
The body has some things that're iffy to say the least. Kirby's feet are a brighter pink and are more round rather than having a flatter base. The face is way smaller compared to the original. Though, to be honest… I don't mind this problem. Kirby's face being smaller looks far cuter than being all fish-eye levels of big. The thread to make Kirby's eyes and mouth is was darker and more purple than fuchsia pink, the thread to make Kirby is a pastel pink rather than a pastel fuchsia like the original. Kirby's non-hammer holding hand has a lack of stuffing and is sewn on weird making it look really lumpy and kinda bent.
Another thing…it came with a chain of sorts? Like, attached to the crown there's a star-shaped chain. It's weird. If I had to summerize how I feel about this plush… it'd be the phrase "mistakes into miracles"
No. 1279901
File: 1658961084436.jpeg (347.68 KB, 750x527, BCC02BE6-A904-4A41-A75F-E670AA…)
would you drink this to make your husbando real yes or no
No. 1279908
>>1279902I thought the same thing as well, it does look like one of those cartoony mugs of beer.
>Maybe you can use him as a stressball and punish him by squeezing him every once in a whileNah, that'd be heartless and uncouth. This Kirby plush didn't choose to be physically deformed so I wouldn't do something like that.
>>1279901Wouldn't have to ask me twice.
No. 1279909
>>1279901Is he just real or is he going to be in love with me and marry me?
If the latter, then yes
No. 1279929
File: 1658962873805.png (738.87 KB, 1112x877, janitor.png)
I want to keep playing Little Nightmares, but I get too scared. It's legitimately stressful. I hate this horrific, deformed abomination. I hate the noises it makes, but I also hate not knowing when it's on its way. How do I stop getting scared
No. 1279945
File: 1658964382665.jpeg (98.42 KB, 1023x528, 23248D9E-2548-49BD-B778-BC32C5…)
I haven’t seen these in a store in a long time, there’s apparently a vanilla flavor but I’ve never seen that before. And what happened to Sobe? That was like the drink of my childhood. Sad now.
No. 1279949
File: 1658964708896.jpg (Spoiler Image,360.28 KB, 1920x1836, edward-manubay-teacher.jpg)
>>1279929I've never played Light Nightmares myself, but I love the monsters in that game. They're so cool to me. If that freaks you out, just wait till you see the Teacher if you ever play the sequel. Spoilered in case you haven't seen her, it's just a regular picture of her though.
No. 1279981
File: 1658968524429.jpg (51.8 KB, 600x800, eaf.jpg)
I wonder where he's at now
No. 1280012
>>1280004thanks lol it’s been so long i wasn’t sure of the year
>>1280003so true, that’s the exact type. those fugly heather grey sweatshirts. on this topic, anyone remember that gross guy nash grier? i remember in 2014 on tumblr so many girls were into him until one day he said women have to shave their arms
No. 1280072
File: 1658977771144.jpg (393.58 KB, 1440x1799, 271809990_479044746916125_6182…)
>>1280012omg nash grier, i remember him. he was only popular for his ice blue eyes. other than that he was fugly.
apparently he had a child with a (black?) woman and the child looks nothing like his mom. that dude must have some strong ass genes
No. 1280077
File: 1658978375735.jpg (265.06 KB, 900x1200, EXcNULRUEAEjjBt.jpg)
>>1280072samefag, i used to obsess over cameron dallas back in like 2013
now he looks like a homeless man on skid row and he got into rehab
men truly age like milk
No. 1280121
File: 1658982809806.jpeg (94.16 KB, 500x739, 1A8668F9-8270-4E7A-9FDB-40D571…)
What should I put on my tinder to indicate I’m not looking for serious and just want my shit pushed in? I’m so touched starved I hate this
No. 1280129
File: 1658983605547.jpg (63.94 KB, 1000x563, intro-1593804255.jpg)
Fairy? Should I make mac 'n cheese?
No. 1280154
File: 1658986379020.jpg (30.38 KB, 274x400, 51W6duELHdL._AC_.jpg)
>>1280143What about this blue eyes?
No. 1280273
File: 1659000095039.gif (688.79 KB, 500x281, f923696a027555b56dfc3fe918b02a…)
I'm lying about my real age from now on or just straight up withholding it. I'm over 21 and the pandemic has "stole" some of my "bEsT yEaRs" so fuck it I'm whatever age the moment wants me to be
No. 1280283
>>1280273>MY BEST YEARSAnon please, you have literally a
whole ass life to do whatever you want still, wtf you need some perspective
No. 1280297
File: 1659003673975.jpg (31.11 KB, 620x349, tumblr_psdomwguJV1w5tkr0_640.j…)
No. 1280304
File: 1659004587171.jpeg (173.29 KB, 1000x1000, B37531E2-B589-4A95-849C-3EE539…)
I made this when that shit was happening earlier
No. 1280307
File: 1659004843098.jpeg (116.04 KB, 1057x1390, 0076C61D-8521-49F9-B1F6-E6B917…)
>>1280273Cheers to that. I’m tired of people acting like my life is over because I didn’t get to go out regularly in my early twenties. I’m going to bounce between saying 20 and 40 because I’m not near either lol
No. 1280320
>>1280307Romantic relationships are too complicated, most men around me are either garbage or not my type at all, I just don't think I'm made for long-term relationships or marriage, I don't see the point in a serious relationship if you don't plan to marry and I don't want to marry, and even though I can't have casual sex (definitely not my thing, I've tried) getting a boyfriend just to have sex with him doesn't make me feel any better either. I know how every relationship ends and how difficult is to maintain one so why not avoid all over altogether?
Or idk maybe I'm just unable to fall in love with a man and that's why I don't think I'll ever want a relationship that badly again.
I stick to husbandos and that gives me enough happy chemicals to not feel the urge of getting a bf.
No. 1280366
File: 1659012288438.jpg (57.53 KB, 750x750, 10066682.jpg)
Nonnies should I hoard these before they ban the word female from being used on period products?
No. 1280370
>>1280072Nash Grier looks like a lesbian and the lack of space between his eyes
triggers me on the same level as Slayterr
No. 1280376
>>1280072that baby has none of her genes kek, he looks whiter than he does
>>1280077i used to love watching nash and cameron videos when they peaked lmao
No. 1280395
File: 1659015378001.gif (8.23 KB, 120x60, 555E5C68-ED5D-416A-83DC-F98336…)
>doing some snooping on my crush
>find an old account of his
>gleefully going through his posts
>mentions a site with a weird name, thought it might be gore, look it up
>it’s a porn site
>was with his wife at the time
>pretty disappointed, keep snooping
>another post mentions going out with his wife on Halloween and in the next sentence he’s going on about women in tiny outfits
why do i expect anything different from any man. theyre all pieces of shit just dressed up differently. i was pretty heavily obsessed with him and this kind of shattered the illusion, which is probably a good thing. on a happier note i was looking for old web reaction gifs and those cheered me up a bit.
No. 1280405
File: 1659016340404.jpg (398.3 KB, 1080x1432, IMG_20220728_164858.jpg)
Behold
No. 1280442
File: 1659019871772.png (623.16 KB, 1166x592, 56484765.PNG)
Not enough of a vent for the vent thread but I hate it when I tell friends about how I really want to go on a cross country roadtrip one day and camp across the U.S. they're always condescending about it.
"Anon, you've never camped before," they sneer. "You grew up in the city, what's the point in going out to the middle of nowhere?" they say. There is no point! There is absolutely no point at all! I can do whatever stupid thing I decide on a whim! People want to act like I'm some fucking freak because I'm a city girl who wants to go camping and drive through bumfuck nowhere, kansas to look at some fucking wide open plains. Or going elsewhere in the midwest to look at some mountains. Yep, those are mountains alright! And what of it? Let a dumbass bitch enjoy some fucking middle of nowhere nothingness.
I will live and die in my shithole city, I know it, so the least I can do for myself is take myself out and see some sights every once in a while.
No. 1280443
File: 1659019876193.jpg (138.35 KB, 958x747, ues.JPG)
screw men, I'm thriving
No. 1280596
File: 1659027671601.gif (5.04 MB, 640x360, 1658838367474.gif)
Zoomers on twitter really have a stick up their asses, one just blocked me for stating an objective fact and replied to my twitter after blocking me. What's the point?
No. 1280628
>>1280620>you're exactly right in that it's like well really why did you even engage in the first place if at the first disagreement you block and never talk again?If it were just that, sure, do what you want, I block people all the time when I see them post shit I don't want to see because I just use twitter to look at art and know release dates for some video games and movies. But she blocked me before replying. I saw that thanks to nitter. That's even more stupid.
>>1280626Some people would be offended and tell you that if you're burning for long enough because to fire, the fire will feel cold on your skin, so you're wrong and racist.
No. 1280629
File: 1659028845664.gif (1.36 MB, 220x220, 4D258B4C-3FD3-489F-B0CF-43281F…)
>>1280596WAIT i just realized what it reminds me of
No. 1280630
>>1280626Hot relative to what?
Ice yes, supernova no
No. 1280665
File: 1659029868483.jpg (149.4 KB, 680x900, bigstock-LAS-VEGAS-MAY-Nash-Gr…)
>>1280012he looks like miley cyrus
No. 1280670
>>1280661nta but there are legal age zoomer ya tard
also you look like a loser too trying to argue with farmers over nothing lol
No. 1280725
>>1280665That is Miley Cyrus + Ellen DeGeneres
>>1280575Again?? What have I missed kekk
No. 1280815
File: 1659037178868.png (454.64 KB, 735x412, quasimodo.PNG)
>>1280795I'm halfway there tbh
No. 1280826
File: 1659037724100.gif (67.16 KB, 498x405, 1658656585436.gif)
>sees femboy account
>ew
>transmasc
>images of thighs in short skirts
>cleavage
>???
>scroll up to bio
>"teehee 16"
No. 1280828
File: 1659037790987.jpeg (240.5 KB, 1080x1920, C1A6936A-3420-40CF-B913-5863D3…)
FREE KISSES TO TRANSPHOBES FROM MIKU (woman only, moids die)
No. 1280829
File: 1659037797513.jpg (90.97 KB, 700x1053, Chunky_Monkey_2.jpg)
I'm supposed to be dieting so I've been substituting processed sugar desserts with fruit and shit, but god I can't resist some chunky monkey
>>1280797Thank you for reminding me that I saw some white chocolate raspberry icecream a while ago that I meant to try
No. 1280847
File: 1659039346062.jpg (92.01 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)
>>1280829Sounds very similar to the best icecream i've ever tasted by Ben and Jerry's that sadly got discontinued in favor of the most boring flavors.
It was soooo good i could eat the whole thing in one go. The raspberry icecream was the perfect amount of tart, the cheesecake one in contrast was so smooth and creamy (tasted like a rich yogurt, not too sweet at all!), and the core in the middle was giving the whole icecream a nice crunchy texture, with just a little bit of saltiness to it. Everything was balanced. I would die for it to come back, i'm really in grief over its disappearance and it was like 4-5 years ago.
No. 1280849
File: 1659039471746.jpg (2.04 MB, 1735x2100, BenJerry_Cookie_Cores_Raspberr…)
>>1280847Doubleposting to show the inside of it. I will never not be sad about it.
No. 1280856
File: 1659039821005.jpeg (393.3 KB, 656x809, 042A7890-F762-4F9C-9452-491214…)
>>1280852You guys missed anons joke. It’s not that serious.
No. 1280873
>>1280870There’s a lot if you scroll through the
Terf memes thread. Trannies are obsessed with Miku they threaten to kill themselves on Twitter over jokes like that. It’s why it’s funny.
Yes some women do. No it doesn’t make them moids.
No. 1280886
File: 1659040653048.jpeg (495.03 KB, 1029x1079, 26569B65-BB15-4461-BBF5-AF782A…)
>whenever I see someone with a shit take online
No. 1280887
File: 1659040665565.jpg (46.04 KB, 679x511, graphics card.jpg)
>>1280862Samefag but now I'm looking for a new graphics card, and why do they all look so obnoxious
No. 1280895
>>1280887what kind of graphics card do you have right now
nonnie? 1050ti is pretty old too and wouldn't be an upgrade
No. 1280899
File: 1659041031589.jpeg (22.01 KB, 182x277, A0798AE5-D1C5-45E5-9160-4706E2…)
Damn I really want some piercings. Nonnas what are your opinions on bridge, septum and nipple piercings?
No. 1280902
File: 1659041077241.jpg (52.64 KB, 739x924, 20220714_221519.jpg)
No. 1280903
>>1280899Septum are a 2/10. Easy to hide and heal pretty fast.
Nipples 7/10. Healing takes forever. 6-8 months. I like them
No. 1280936
File: 1659042123374.jpg (145 KB, 736x1104, b8bac56328cf949a70d61932b19d8a…)
I'm kind of realizing that the B.O issues I had for years is probably due to the deodorant I use and not my actual body
No. 1280949
File: 1659043104657.jpeg (199.76 KB, 999x1280, 561890A4-6993-43B7-8600-46A44F…)
Always get id’d for energy drinks at the same Tesco every time without fail but never once got id’d for alcohol there. Hmmmmmm
No. 1281010
File: 1659047699611.jpg (753.3 KB, 2000x2000, grilled-butter-chicken-recipe-…)
I've never had naan before, but I've been craving it so bad. I think next time I go grocery shopping I'll get regular and garlic naan, and try to make butter chicken
No. 1281024
>>1281010it’s soooo good
nonnie. get it from an indian market if you can! but even trader joe’s has some amazing frozen naan. tbh even the american brands that aren’t even frozen are amazing. it’s hard to have bad naan. i especially love garlic naan mmmm i’m gonna put some frozen naan in the oven
No. 1281170
File: 1659056118087.jpg (81.02 KB, 640x428, bored-cat.jpg)
>>1281142Aaand now it's here. Sorry anons, I just wanted to complain about the crappy jannies
No. 1281198
File: 1659056613717.jpg (83.63 KB, 445x640, fd1f994daeb2338938961003b048bb…)
>>1281181Lemon! I love anything that smells citrus-y but I also love dessert scents, so like vanilla, cinnamon, chocolate, etc…
No. 1281360
File: 1659061417306.png (12.05 KB, 932x79, complaint.PNG)
>>1281349That's not an option for all vegetables. Like I said though, vegetables were just an example and it applies to other foods.
I'm just going to repost the post I made about this before because I think some anons are kind of misunderstanding me.
No. 1281421
File: 1659064463535.png (988.07 KB, 768x923, reminder.png)
A reminder
No. 1281477
File: 1659066817382.jpg (41.61 KB, 500x501, rhea.jpg)
I want a girlfriend who does things like have muscles but to get that I would have to actually go to the gym and that is just a dealbreaker. Not to mention that trying to find a woman like this would probably be like trying to find a unicorn.
No. 1281497
File: 1659067585505.jpeg (538.9 KB, 612x919, 0CE0E55D-6AF4-4143-B6CB-597222…)
>>1281486
It’s Gucci anon. I’m done arguing. Dumb opinions get ignored.
No. 1281541
File: 1659069862927.png (45.09 KB, 582x599, YWNBAW.png)
You will never be a woman
No. 1281577
File: 1659071324957.jpg (Spoiler Image,431.07 KB, 1080x1350, MV5BYTA4YzVlMDMtNWFlZS00NmVkLW…)
Did Ryan Murphy really make an entirely new show that's almost the same as AHS just with "stories" instead of "story" in the title? Ffs, just give Ratched a new season already. AHS is dead.
No. 1281772
File: 1659081539342.jpeg (352.72 KB, 540x794, A752B7CA-86B6-47BD-9E41-CE7779…)
My favourite picture
No. 1281775
File: 1659083035121.jpg (431.62 KB, 1600x1072, Charles-Hermans_Bal-Masqué_188…)
I love this troon enby whatever social contagion shit, I know it's harmful, it is. But… it's all just so fucking retarded it makes me laugh. How each tranny is a literal carbon-copy, their thoughts, it's all so hilarious. Even their art styles are similar! It's fascinating, I'm all for the ride honestly. I love coming across these speds online, it's all so absurd, they must realize they are clowns. I have a feeling, we all move onto the next fad one day and I'll enjoy whatever comes next as well. It's like I'm an extra in a shitty movie. I'm glad though, none of my close friends and family are into this shit, or else I don't think I'd be able to think about it as carefree as I do right now, because it's so separated from my actual life, that I can laugh about it.
No. 1281816
>>1281811>lusting after old scrotes Some of us are old too you know.
I don't mind when young farmers post their crushes which look like boys to me, I don't see why you would mind older farmers posting mature men
No. 1281829
File: 1659090586004.gif (270.59 KB, 300x205, giphy (13).gif)
I got memed into finding Ryan Gosling attractive. What's wrong with me.
No. 1281832
File: 1659091005416.jpg (53.73 KB, 564x520, dc88f5b54cd9d1d8b39f3c4cd3f356…)
Seeing this stupid tiktok picture made me realize that I've been peaked about male behaviour since I was 8 years old because teacher kept placing retarded or violent boys next to me in class.
No. 1281835
File: 1659091561506.jpeg (421.64 KB, 1536x1165, BD894FCD-DA7E-414F-A354-65DEE2…)
I think this episode of spongebob seriously pink pilled me as a child
No. 1281838
File: 1659091772846.jpeg (38.76 KB, 512x457, A3494D03-C6A1-4ADB-A2D2-8D2E4D…)
I was only able to find one hentai manga that also sexualizes the man and the man isn’t some fugly self-insert he’s actually super hot just as the woman is..of course it’s the only manga made by the same artist
No. 1281846
File: 1659092928379.gif (21.41 KB, 127x174, 1CB74C9A-C81E-40D3-AC2A-BE0B34…)
>>1281845women are not a hive mind women are allowed to have insecurities shut up and go away. nta
No. 1281895
File: 1659098388782.jpeg (72.74 KB, 828x272, 2AAE68EA-4648-427C-A894-048D9C…)
No. 1281897
>>1281849no she isn't, you're probably too young to decide who can do what on the internet
t. millennial so I have no authority to tell either of you what to do, kek
No. 1281933
File: 1659102093216.jpg (42.43 KB, 686x660, 1656939789462.jpg)
>>1281927LGB without the T and it would be fine. Gay stuff is just tranny worshipping and egg shell walking.
No. 1281957
File: 1659105213439.jpeg (19.67 KB, 640x427, 1656109173201.jpeg)
I LOVE THE OLDER/OLD NONNIES, THE OLDER THE BETTER, I LOVE DIFFERNT POINTS OF VIEWS, I AM SICK OF ZOOMERS I LOVE OLD POSTERS ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE SHADY LIKE THE TYPE OF STUFF I READ ON OLD ONLINE FORUMS I LOVE THE WISDOM AND YET THE RETARDATION, I'D HATE IT IF THIS SITE WAS JUST FULL OF ZOOMZOOMS EEEEEEEE
No. 1281978
>>1281938Yes let's do it!! Mind over matter, we can do this. No more eating confections and drinking sweet drinks. I haven't properly worked out in ages, so to build back my motivation I dance to my favorite upbeat songs. Aggressively. About a half hour each day. I'll build that for about a week then start on my bike, plus dance cardio. After a couple of weeks of that, I start calisthentics. What is your plan, my dear
nonnie?
No. 1282000
File: 1659107768547.jpeg (115.67 KB, 944x901, B5C3D5F0-6AEE-4331-BFE0-847033…)
She is thriving
No. 1282046
File: 1659109786064.jpeg (351.08 KB, 1600x1576, E05EF10B-729C-459B-9657-04D47E…)
Almost there nonnas, one more month and summer will be gone. I’m in a bad mood all the time, can never get shit done cause it’s too hot and there are kids everywhere.
No. 1282161
File: 1659115705247.png (686.49 KB, 576x768, unknown-3.png)
When some anon tries to bait me but I don't respond cuz I'm the master baiter. Take your meds sweaty
No. 1282198
File: 1659117428220.jpeg (7.26 MB, 4032x3024, AF849E6C-6F26-41E9-A6E2-FF56F6…)
>>1282046Its hard out here. It will make fall all the more rewarding.
No. 1282215
File: 1659118058822.jpg (187.72 KB, 1280x1113, 1652329663315.jpg)
>>1281978the dancing aggressively to upbeat music sounds like a great idea, i should do it more often. thankfully i don't really eat sweets anymore and never enjoyed sodas but all this is counterbalanced by eating high calorie stuff whenever i feel the big sad. setting up a workout plan has always been daunting but i'm going to have a friend start training me in september! i wish you the best of luck my dear nonita.
No. 1282488
File: 1659133150345.gif (351.22 KB, 500x281, erf.gif)
I'm supposed to draw a character for a friend of mine but the character has horns that look like they have the poop emoji attached to their head and I'm battling with whether or not I should suck it up and be nice, or tell them to learn some goddamn character design and change it the fuck up.
No. 1282491
File: 1659133236029.jpeg (81.4 KB, 720x900, 507514C1-CE26-4818-8F35-1D2FE8…)
Finally got my hair done properly at a hairdressers since lockdown and my nails done and now I feel like a whole new bitch
No. 1282554
>>1282545It's still supporting the porn industry that harms countless women and children
>>1282548Don't underestimate it. Moids are more prone to cooming but many women are addicted too. Orgasms are powerful conditioning tool to men and women alike.
No. 1282562
File: 1659136257251.jpg (59.51 KB, 600x900, walking-tacos-4.jpg)
>>1282478The red ones. I just tried one, it's just lime-y and spicy. I like lime but I don't really like spicy food so it's just ok to me. I think I will like it more if I make it a walking taco
No. 1282573
File: 1659136568356.png (42.85 KB, 600x600, uppity-bitch-say-what-cover-60…)
>>1282571>Everyone is as asexual as me, anyone who isn't is a perverted demon who must be butchered in the streets.Sure, Jan.
No. 1282599
File: 1659137498104.jpg (127.59 KB, 1024x576, spray-bottle-sally_s-organics-…)
This is on me too but knock off the infighting in here. Make a fucking porn/noporn thunderdome and do it there.
No. 1282600
File: 1659137566946.jpeg (47.88 KB, 560x436, FEDDF1D0-6A74-4EEB-BD2D-DF03FE…)
>>1282596flicking my bean to you right now
nonnie No. 1282612
>>1282542>watchUgh
>readHell yes. I am safe inside my mind. Thought crimes aren't real
No. 1282620
File: 1659137965006.jpg (49.65 KB, 1200x1200, 29f.jpg)
>>1282614
Yeah well catch THIS
No. 1282626
File: 1659138223878.jpg (66.1 KB, 540x421, cb55f5af00319a3df101f26e5d1ab2…)
Careful ya spooked the lil fella tossing her like that, lucky I had all these woodchips lying around.
No. 1282631
>>1282616No man touched me I really need porn. gay men buttfucking each other porn, exhibitionists touching their vagina alone, idrc, if I can’t look at humans having fun, I’ll die literally of loneliness. I’m more a
victim than those rich onlyfan whores. I’m addicted to cooming.
No. 1282635
File: 1659138527010.png (605.54 KB, 650x800, 5Uui6IE.png)
>>1282632Wanna take that foot back before I beat you with my sack?
No. 1282637
>>1282633You’re him yourself lol, no sane farmer would even mention that abomination.
>>1282625>addictionYeah because you think you’re doing something wrong, duh r-tard.
Also no you don’t have one. Porn actually keeps you single and alive for many years. In fact without porn one can’t become a celibate. I have been celibate thanks to porn for a decade.
No. 1282642
File: 1659138766922.jpg (19.47 KB, 274x275, 1655149872930.jpg)
>>1282641Read the rules angry-chan
No. 1282649
>>1282646Holy fuck why are you so angry that I called onlyfans prostitutes whores? You need help.
>>1282647Literally all those christcuck celibate monks molested kids, I don’t trust those historical celibaters. Trust masturbaters instead.
No. 1282652
File: 1659139150924.gif (7.69 MB, 640x640, D2FA280C-B87F-4590-874D-64FDFE…)
>>1282649you need to leave
No. 1282654
>>1282649a lot of women in porn are
victims and not OF whores. and you can masturbate without getting off to porn
No. 1282659
>>1282654You’re not the anon I replied to huh?
You can, but porn increases 30 years of celibacy. There is an exhibitionist porn it’s 100% safe and clean.
No. 1282661
File: 1659139402214.jpeg (282.85 KB, 1170x1398, 8D30BFAE-699B-40C5-9762-6D3961…)
the schizotranny is itt, report and ignore, don’t respond to schizobait.
No. 1282673
File: 1659139520811.jpg (25.83 KB, 886x640, 5b00e20ec366c61e2db1393b3e42a7…)
>>1282661Images you can smell
No. 1282677
File: 1659139563733.jpg (22.34 KB, 378x538, the titty sees all.jpg)
Anons, please help. How do you stay motivated? I get side-tracked so easily, and even when I remind myself what I'm working towards and how much I'll benefit from working hard and achieving my goals I just can't stay motivated to do anything. Am I just destined to be lazy? Is it my zodiac sign?
No. 1282679
>>1282674They're fucked retarded scrotes promoting infighting to try and crash the site but it won't work because people lurk
>>1282677Perfect dumbass post right here.
No. 1282687
>>1282684>wePot calling the kettle black, schizo tranny confirmed buttmad because I insulted onlyfan
sex”workers”. Makes sense why you greentexted that part only and mentioned him. Only he would. Btw you’re too ugly to be cashing in on OF but I guess you need that 1 cents to pay your vpn trial, BOOYAH.
No. 1282692
File: 1659140094890.jpeg (59.17 KB, 212x315, 8766E005-618E-4488-84A9-570363…)
this is the intruder in question, kek
No. 1282720
>>1282710yeah, mods are probably gonna take down this link
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/unabashedhermaphrodite-belial-the-actual-queen-actuallybella1-autisticaizen-blaine-gaven-ross-jess-ross-erika-starling.99380/since I just realized that this place doesn’t actually officially ban men of any kind from posting or state it in the rules which is why they’ve only been deleting his posts and soft “banning” only to let him continue to insert himself in any conversation at any expense because he’s thirsty for attention just as much as elaine.
No. 1282725
>>1282720kek thank you
nonnie I appreciate the kind spoonfeed
No. 1282726
>>1282716rattle rattle lol.
>>1282718my nose got a little more prominent looking since my cheeks deflated.
this girl at my job has one of those turkey ski slope noses and it looks weird
No. 1282750
File: 1659141595752.jpeg (42.79 KB, 973x817, 6BACD6A8-04E9-4B2E-AACF-40CEFD…)
>my nose looks like one of those turkish nose surgeries these impressionable girls get because their ethnic noses will never be accepted in their own communities so they have to spend thousands for an upturned miss piggy nose uwu
like what sane person actually says this?
No. 1282758
File: 1659141855353.jpg (82.33 KB, 700x1050, plx-22014-0081.jpg)
>>1282750i dont see why they always try to aggressively upturn the tip. upturned tips kind of don't look nice. natalie portman has a stunning, perfect nose and her tip is not overly rotated. that upturned tip thing needs to end
No. 1282770
>>1282758agreed, no offense to anyone here but ever since i was a little kid i’ve always found upturned noses to look so bad like actual pig noses. i have a nondescript average nose with no features about it that stand out and i remember a girl with the worst flattened out sloped shotgun nostril piggy nose telling me to my face during a discussion about plastic surgery “don’t you wish your nose was more
upturned though? i LOVE mine being upturned!” girl…
No. 1282787
File: 1659143385747.jpg (40.98 KB, 484x612, gettyimages-102848436-612x612.…)
>>1282764how is it upturned? that's not an upturned tip to me? her pic was posted as an example of being ideal, she does not have a super sloped fairy nose with an upturned tip. she has a very thin/small but refined super straight nose, whereas most PS try to make it as fairy like as possible with that piggy rotation on the tip. if natalie here went to a ps they'd probably rec her to rotate her tip
No. 1282819
File: 1659145812094.jpg (41.27 KB, 357x450, penelope-cruz.jpg)
>>1282805yeah she's jewish but a lot of women have a slightly downturned tip regardless of ethnicity. imo i prefer a slightly downturned tip over an upturned one in general
No. 1282822
>>1282819AYRT I just realized I said downtown instead of downturn because of the other anon's uptown girls comment kek.
But yes I agree. I am a fan of more dramatic downturned noses so I'm biased but I'll take a downturn over an upturn. I get so sad when I see girls with great noses fall for the button nose meme.
No. 1282842
File: 1659148018672.jpg (16.09 KB, 563x453, 1654069414462.jpg)
>>1282819i want to love on young penelope but she is entirely heterosexual
No. 1282848
File: 1659148966949.jpeg (155.12 KB, 522x622, 1656194640044.jpeg)
>>1282845i take it all back then
No. 1282868
File: 1659152569209.gif (2.37 MB, 498x451, doot-spooky.gif)
THERE ONLY 94 DAYS TIL HALLOWEEN !!!
No. 1282880
>>1282874How was the hotel? Just going to add along with being sued there would be death threats/suicide baiting in USA. 'Cause you are
literally killing the TiMs by not allowing them in women's spaces.
No. 1283022
File: 1659170264845.jpg (182.82 KB, 640x960, 111745cb1075cd0c9cc12c90954567…)
I need this
No. 1283045
File: 1659171062520.jpg (18.55 KB, 480x480, CfsbWz8W4AEXu3w.jpg)
>>1283022You must have a very big TV
No. 1283058
File: 1659172356374.jpeg (57.66 KB, 464x463, D551F79B-330A-4624-9D52-AE99F7…)
Dumbass trying to gaslight me about why I ended our friendship out of nowhere meanwhile they’ve been shit talking me behind my back since we met lmao nice try
No. 1283092
File: 1659174860703.gif (1.19 MB, 259x200, 200.gif)
Ate 1200kcal net calories (around 1900kcal total) did an hour if Cardio and gained weight.
No. 1283108
File: 1659178567603.gif (563.35 KB, 500x350, bc004c8c32d05630268c8ba199ab11…)
I am going to return to text roleplaying after 6 years. Really scared, but I am sure I will be fine… Right…
No. 1283112
File: 1659179414253.jpg (36.47 KB, 564x752, 746ed527148200e4568b6fda840d48…)
Look at this cute lil chonky bee!
No. 1283138
File: 1659180959514.jpg (67.46 KB, 564x751, 1645426097722.jpg)
Please dont scroll
>>1283117I want to die. Thank you
nonnie it was too late.
No. 1283179
File: 1659184379409.jpg (681.08 KB, 1080x1791, IMG_20220728_210724.jpg)
You will never be as cool as the random Bruce Lee statue in Bosnia
No. 1283212
File: 1659189083302.jpg (144.46 KB, 850x1258, 1657041591928.jpg)
i started learning how to program because i am angry there isn't a single fightan or shoot-em-up where the rooster is a bunch of cute anime boys built for head patting. Wish me luck on making my 2ho rip-off
No. 1283216
File: 1659189918013.jpg (75.93 KB, 800x600, EfUjSQUWkAIQXIV.jpg)
>>1283179I see your Bosnian Bruce Lee with an erection statue and raise you a huge yet poorly made Lithuanian statue of Tony Soprano.
No. 1283282
File: 1659194807629.png (359.58 KB, 964x685, 1649113548584.png)
>>1283275It doesn't, err, excite me, unfortunately. Not many things do. I wish I could dedicate myself to something as intensely as they dedicate themselves to two men getting it on.
No. 1283297
>>1283292Mental gymnastics,mental gymnastics
>wanting to see men tied up and sexualizedGood!
>wanting to see two other individuals kissing, specifically gay menCuck, gay handmaiden
Simple as
If doing whatever you want is so based, why don't you respect people who eat their own shit?
No. 1283301
File: 1659196275570.jpg (1.07 MB, 2109x2997, 1650950858671.jpg)
>>1283282being a western fujo or yume nowadays it's a pain. All the cool older fujos that would schlick to rape without a care in the world are long gone or turned trans. All the new fujos just want ''uwu cinnamon buns holding hands'' and shit their pants and cry at nsfw. Also most of the fujo nsfw has ''cuntboys'' which defies the purpose of BL but if you tell them to go somewhere else with their hetshit they will cry transphobia. I wanna go back to the late 00's early 10's
No. 1283433
File: 1659203397127.jpg (25.25 KB, 735x411, bc367fd5241b4eb7bac484df87f1d4…)
I love how trannies constantly confirm all prejudices against them as true. Really, every single time without fail. Though I wish the 41% thing would happen faster and would rise.
No. 1283441
File: 1659203839674.gif (5.96 MB, 230x230, 1648893407696.gif)
Me next, roast me next
No. 1283444
File: 1659203885413.jpeg (270.38 KB, 1523x1536, 3B06CD26-14A4-4134-A71C-80C0C4…)
I wish America had vending machines with soup, just wanna shot gun some broth before work.
No. 1283497
File: 1659205709071.jpeg (10.21 KB, 197x275, E7A809A4-D162-44C7-AC97-EDCBC4…)
>>1283489Absolute fucking gigastacy.
No. 1283547
File: 1659207764474.jpeg (316.14 KB, 2007x1063, 132A498C-0DF7-483C-8410-76BA37…)
How does a male orgasm? Stimulating the penis. What is the female equivalent to a penis? Clitoris. Vaginal orgasms are fake.
This pic had 9 thumbs down on know your meme, scrotes stay seething.
No. 1283607
File: 1659212863779.png (5.83 KB, 64x64, 39BDAB0F-0123-4734-9E0B-179606…)
>>1283596that sucks nona, here’s a flower
No. 1283649
File: 1659215605129.jpg (40.51 KB, 563x558, 1614140070744.jpg)
>>1283617>>1283607took me almost 2 hours but I did it properly now with no messy bits, thank you for the strength nonnies!!
No. 1283759
File: 1659222200055.gif (3.39 MB, 480x270, weeeeooo.gif)
It's past midnight and I'm alone in my apartment listening to hard rock and metal covers of Abba songs.
No. 1283760
>>1283754
bet you’re sitting alone in the dark with smelly dehydrated piss in dasani waterbottles covered in absolute filth and grime. your parents don’t love you and are likely waiting for you to die, you burn your eye sockets out looking at discord 24/7 because you can only attract the same people who are just as insufferable and unlikeable as you, you transitioned because you didn’t want to come to terms that maybe you’re just supremely ugly and undesirable. your entire life is a failure, you don’t evoke any kind of powerful emotions, you have no hobbies, no worth, no family, no friends, no pets to take care, no garden to curate, nothing to cook, nothing to enjoy and create, nothing to protect. you don’t even do the bare minimum but try to derive attention from random people online because you even know you’re worthless so you tried to make yourself a lolcow. you are nothing but a skid mark, a disgusting, greasy waste of space who is an entire joke that keeps ban evading, you are not even a threat
No. 1283880
>>1283759Money money money
Must be funny
In a rich man's world
No. 1283963
File: 1659237898708.jpg (13.06 KB, 224x219, 1516997680827.jpg)
Ladies, will I be banned on HER if I say I'm not interested in trannies, even in the nicest way possible?
No. 1284200
Holy shit, I just headbanged to 1 song and now I'm all dizzy and fatigued kek. I hadn't done that in literal years.
>>1283212>>1283460Fucking based, I'm doing the same.
>>1284192NTA but saying she loves JK Rowling may be a little too much. Everybody knows her as an "evil
TERF" now.
No. 1284225
>>1284200I would just recommend playing dumb. While they can think you're a
terf for saying your favourite book is Harry Potter and JKR your favourite author, it signals to others your
terf status, but they can't outright ban you the same way they will if you say no men pretending to be women.
No. 1284323
>>1284293Exactly. Perfect cover. Can't kick you off for being a
terf if you only say you like Harry Potter kek. It will just cause people to sperg so you know who to avoid.
No. 1284333
File: 1659271939098.jpeg (57.24 KB, 1000x667, 836F51E4-02AD-4CA7-A8EF-C594E9…)
Rereading bunker threads make me giggle. I love you nonas. That was a wild yet fun time.
No. 1284484
File: 1659287011528.gif (485.21 KB, 500x271, E5E6578C-3A96-4D45-AE27-A25A75…)
She is literally me like no you don’t get it she is literally ME i am crazy and about to lose it okay? Do you get that? I think i’m gonna. i’m gonna. Yeah. She’s me.
No. 1284551
File: 1659291224771.png (19.69 KB, 393x282, 1645142643849.png)
>>1284333>>1284363LMAO I went back to look too and somehow I never saw this one?
No. 1284663
File: 1659295279648.jpeg (1.29 MB, 1158x1553, 1117AF39-937C-4743-B725-37ABF2…)
>>1284653
No. 1284766
File: 1659299067346.png (95.04 KB, 384x299, male.png)
men are so silly sometimes
No. 1284773
File: 1659299450228.jpg (7.79 KB, 300x168, baldies.jpg)
>>1284768imagining a bunch of pic rel guys getting drunk by themselves listening to Music For Man Relaxing Whiskey Blues Music while reading MGTOW articles and farting and burping a lot
No. 1284799
>>1283884Why'd this anon delete her post? I saw that. It was just an ABBA song
>>1283903Which cover?
No. 1284800
File: 1659301280726.gif (885.11 KB, 220x220, 23AF501B-7EE6-49A7-839C-EEBCA6…)
Me walking out of tj maxx after shoplifting Mac lipsticks up my sleeve
No. 1284809
File: 1659301744718.jpg (25.12 KB, 445x320, 1648787792041.jpg)
I'm eating crushed crackers and pouring them straight from the bag into my gluttonous mouth and thought some crumbs escaped but it was just the speckled design on my shirt.
No. 1284829
File: 1659302555382.jpg (21.32 KB, 1280x1280, tumblr_c54df212cf5936dd4dbe3eb…)
>>1284800Remembering the two times I could've accidentally shoplifted and saved $30 this month but it didn't cross my mind to keep the hat on or put the untagged thing in my backpack
No. 1284925
File: 1659307348811.jpeg (311.82 KB, 1600x915, 39887242-605E-4B0E-BE8A-FA4CBB…)
Does anyone else see photos of a bunch of tiny holes and just get the urge to squeeze and see something pop out? These types of photos make me wanna watch black head/cyst removal vids. No spoiler because fuck you.
No. 1284992
File: 1659311052270.jpg (689.89 KB, 928x1329, tongueridges.jpg)
Hot off the presses! Top kek there's always some retarded nitpick going on in the Shayna thread. Sometimes they really make me kek like anon, tongue ridges? Really? Shayna must be dry as a motherfucker right now.
No. 1285025
File: 1659312867627.jpeg (24.75 KB, 739x415, images (3).jpeg)
>>1285013That's a goose, anon
No. 1285131
File: 1659321983722.jpg (82.1 KB, 836x625, 1648328984721.jpg)
Nonnies why is it so hard to date other girls as a bi woman? Can lesbians not just trust me that I'm not a disgusting cheater?
No. 1285137
>>1277155I have
diagnosed ADHD and anxiety and today I tried dabs with a friend (weed thing) and wow it really slowed down my mind and my actions and helped me speak coherently and clearly. I also didn’t get self conscious about anything. It did make me act a lot goofier though. It was interesting and makes me understand how a person with less self control can get addicted.
No. 1285150
File: 1659323161459.jpeg (376.47 KB, 1282x1650, BAA0C7D0-EACF-4CA2-8053-C2DDD1…)
tag urself teehee
No. 1285154
File: 1659323818558.jpeg (20.3 KB, 275x275, 0DC18606-758A-423A-9E36-32DD0A…)
I kind of miss the messy and stupid Soundclout cow era with toopoor and ginger snaps or whatever people called him
No. 1285182
File: 1659325211666.jpeg (46.29 KB, 612x612, f1016707-2bd9-487f-b6ba-a5f0c8…)
Is nutritional yeast nasty as fuck to anyone else? Last time I had it was years ago but it was gross to me. I'm thinking of trying it again.
No. 1285190
>>1285159me too
nonnie. i love the super cheesy heartfelt 80s where they do the thing that you mentioned kek
No. 1285247
File: 1659330876947.jpeg (49.33 KB, 500x500, like_all_the_time.jpeg)
a minor internet celebrity i've watched for years followed me on instagram. he also happens to be my die hard crush.
i've been on cloud 9 about it since it happened lol its absolutely dumb how much time i've devoted to thinking about it
No. 1285369
File: 1659338595435.png (30.55 KB, 716x836, mischief.png)
>me insulting trannies online on the net
No. 1285371
File: 1659338744828.jpeg (89.74 KB, 1232x924, EACBBE7D-9C4F-47E2-90A4-C5C513…)
i just wanna drink some sugar free soda before work, why does it make me have to shit like a fiend! my stomach hurts
No. 1285372
>>1285247congratz
nonnie something similar happened to me, my YouTuber crush saw my drawings and offered me a job but I was too autistic so I declined the offer. I regret it now, why am i like this.
No. 1285375
>>1285247That's amazing, anon! Good job. ♥
>>1285372>my YouTuber crush saw my drawings and offered me a job but I was too autistic so I declined the offer.ANON, NOOOOO. Has too much time passed to say you changed your mind?
No. 1285420
File: 1659342299410.jpg (999.39 KB, 2160x2160, 20220801_101850.jpg)
The Minions merch is so cute in Japan, no wonder they love these yellow blobs.
No. 1285487
File: 1659354459239.jpeg (49.69 KB, 563x505, F26C41FA-7770-469A-8233-4BEC85…)
This is pic is Us!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. 1285531
File: 1659362036484.jpg (750.12 KB, 847x2050, SMART.jpg)
Sorry for mobileposting but I love this post. Is there a /g/ thread for dating strategies like this? Does anyone have advice in the same vein? I love hearing shit like this kek it gives me ideas.
No. 1285536
>>1285531Yeah though probably more active on their website (since they deleted their reddit) FDS or Female Dating Strategy. I kind of stopped reading the reddit when it got more popular since it was mostly women just complaining about their
abusive partners and spamming the reddit with examples of scrote behavior but the handbook is good to read.
No. 1285546
File: 1659363394901.gif (571.29 KB, 343x269, CB98F5AA-68F6-4D01-9F2B-11DB1D…)
>>1285487I think I have the cat poop parasite because I find cats unbearably cute now and would do anything for them.
No. 1285554
>>1285546I thought that was a myth.
People simply love cats because they are ridiculously cute.
No. 1285558
File: 1659364182470.gif (458.54 KB, 350x180, 114F2E06-A9BA-4F59-A27A-2E1D5D…)
>>1285554ayrt and yeah, I think of it as dog people propaganda, they don’t want me happy!
No. 1285609
File: 1659369102543.jpeg (73.26 KB, 737x539, 3B9E52A3-8081-4D21-B521-567738…)
Did netflix remove 30 rock
I love Tracy Jordan nooooooooo my dopamine hits…….
No. 1285614
File: 1659369348259.jpg (3.21 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20220801_104751.jpg)
pussy coffee i drank this morning
No. 1285623
File: 1659370018041.jpg (85.92 KB, 700x450, John-Lydon.jpg)
Johnny Rotten is a Trump supporter lmao
No. 1285634
>>1285626Yes it was an epub from my library! I might have sent it as mobi because I couldn't get calibre to stop forcing me to convert all my books into mobi before sending, I'll try to resend it as epub and see what happens. Worst comes to worst I'll download it as the kindle file, but it's just sooo much more tedious to make sure it gets dedrmed properly before sending it over.
Also I have to remember which book it was KEK.
No. 1285733
>>1285727I do have ocd symptoms, but this isn't because of that. I just want to be careful, afaik monkeypox can be spread through surfaces. I
could sit on my furniture or touch shit without feeling any anxiety. Also weird to try and diagnose strangers over the internet.
>>1285713Thank you anon, I just want to be careful.
No. 1285743
>>1285733i’m
>>1285713 and i just want to say that i don’t want to try to diagnose you at all because diagnoses are pretty bogus in the first place, but as someone who has ocd / hypochondria / whatever you can call it, i think your reaction to covid and monkeypox is definitely one out of anxiety instead of practicality. it’s good to be clean but the measures you’re taking contradict the real possibility and likelihood of contracting these diseases in your own home. monkeypox and covid germs both survive on surfaces for a while but it’s impossible to catch either without prolonged contact. so even if you somehow touched a bench a monkeypox positive person touched, that trace amount of germs wouldn’t compare to sharing a bed with them and wouldn’t actually make you sick.
No. 1285744
>>1285701That sounds exaggerated. I'm also very worried about all that shit but when I get back home I just throw my mask in the trashcan, wash my hands immediately and get into my pjs.
>>1285727>>1285733I think it can be spread through surfaces, and it's not an STD so prolonged physical contacts and even body fluid like saliva and snot can spread it so I keep wearing a mask. But research is still ongoing iirc, I hope we'll get more info soon. I see gay people everywhere crying like little bitched because "waaah we're
victims, let us have sex with different partners once every two days with no condoms, just get vaccinated like us against the pox virus you homophobes", but I checked and it's a dangerous vaccine apparently and is not recommended at all if you have skin conditions so I can't get vaccinated and don't want to. I'm worried about it.
No. 1285757
>>1285743I don't mean to be rude anon, but it really isn't anxiety for me at all. I've been experiencing OCD symptoms for years so I do understand my feelings when it comes to this kind of stuff. I think you may have read my post as stress, but it wasn't. Stuff is still coming out about this so I'm just taking precautions. It doesn't really take that much time out of my day to sanitize everything and I have to shower after getting home anyway.
>>1285744>not recommended at all if you have skin conditions so I can't get vaccinated and don't want toMe too, but apparently there's two vaccines and one is supposed to be safe for skin conditions.
No. 1285822
File: 1659380855179.jpeg (910.94 KB, 1000x1171, korean-fried-cauliflower-12b.j…)
look at this shit. im hangry
No. 1285832
File: 1659382190693.jpg (117.53 KB, 800x561, m3700283-800px-wm.jpg)
Anytime a user casually mentions their children, it just takes me for a couple of minutes, the idea of someone who criticizes Shayna's vagina also being the parent of a child just disturbs me
No. 1285872
File: 1659384734716.jpg (77.43 KB, 775x537, IMG_20220730_132626_670.jpg)
Being a mom and on here is not that unthinkable, if you consider how you just have usually
a) more time just being at home and b) having probably no social life at all outside of gossiping on here about cringe cows
And there's nothing wrong about that!
No. 1285880
/////////PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT//////////
are you an anon who hasn't checked in for a while? Wondering what is going on? Well, for the past couple of days, a schizo pedo troon has been having a major episode here on lolcow, mostly on /meta/, /ot/ and the MTF thread. If you have witnessed any of the following:
>sperging about "UH", "Kuz", elaine, and kiwifarms
>CP/monkey torture spams
>anime avatarfagging
>random youtube music links
>complete wordsalads
>complaint about jannies and radfems
>laughable larping as an oldfag and misuse of lcf lingo
>running gayops on himself like doxing his own family members in hopes of framing others
then you have just spotted the schizo pedo troon. If at any point you see anons arguing with each other over something absolutely incomprehensible and are wondering if you've missed anything important, fear not. That is just the schizo pedo troon samefagging again to try to sir up concern amongst the uninformed. Thankfully, now you are informed. So next time you see any of the above, do your duty and ignore it.
If you see other anons acting confused, copy and paste this Public Service Announcement so that they too, may be informed.
/////This concludes the Public Service Announcement./////
No. 1285933
>>1285926yeah
they also get "people who searched for x also searched for y" which is really fucking embarrassing
No. 1285957
>>1285914You can turn off letting people know you viewed their profile. It's under Settings and Privacy -> Visability -> Profile Viewing Options -> Select Private Mode. But turning this on also means you won't be able to see the names of people who view your profile. You can also turn off a lot of other things people can see, like not letting people who aren't logged into LinkedIn to view your account.
LinkedIn says:
>When you view a profile in private mode, you'll appear in that person's Who's Viewed Your Profile section as LinkedIn Member - This person is viewing profiles in private mode. No other information about you will be shared with the member whose profile you viewed.>Note: With a Premium account, you can browse in private mode and still see the list of people who viewed your profile in the last 90 days. This isn't possible with a Basic (free) account. However, we always respect a member's privacy settings, so even with a Premium account, you can't view the names of private mode viewers of your own profile. No. 1286117
File: 1659400541337.jpeg (45.15 KB, 550x680, FOtQDXaXsAcUfaU.jpeg)
I'm sick and my cat is being very needy. She climbed into my bed at 2 in the morning. She's been on and off sleeping on me all day. She's also been crying at me. I have been making sure she is fed/clean water/clean box. Just wanna know why she is this needy. Usually isn't like this and last time I got sick she didn't care.
No. 1286220
File: 1659410817755.jpg (102.73 KB, 426x600, sonic-the-hedgehog-90-s-film-f…)
Don't read if you're eating but I was pooping and got so scared because it was all sonic colored. It took me a good minute of confusion and fear to realize that I ate some blue cupcakes from a baby shower yesterday. It doesn't help that my toilet cleaner is the same color so I thought I somehow got toilet water all over my ass
Anyway stay away from food coloring
No. 1286238
File: 1659412966730.jpeg (175.28 KB, 715x522, D411795C-0E7F-4E92-81E4-E39501…)
When I see someone get banned this is what I am reminded of
No. 1286317
File: 1659418597920.jpeg (997.63 KB, 1170x1107, BE685FFE-2797-41AC-B8A8-87E603…)
Which one you shitposting from, nonnie?
No. 1286374
File: 1659423739311.png (82.29 KB, 283x206, euugghh.png)
My Batman fixation is back.
No. 1286380
File: 1659423964421.jpg (122.42 KB, 600x926, 5054615.jpg)
>>1286374Same happened to me after I watched the new Batman!! The White knight is still one of my favorite comics. There is still comics general on /m/ afaik. Looking forward for me Pattinson action, too worried about the new 52 wave to bother reading their new stuff…
No. 1286603
File: 1659449877601.png (1.68 MB, 951x1230, vivian shao chen.PNG)
Splurging on sewing patterns I've been eyeing for a while - excited to sew again!
No. 1286607
>>1286603those are really cute. have fun,
nonnie!
No. 1286609
File: 1659450288969.jpeg (786.71 KB, 1009x1173, BBD0F3C7-0B6A-45F4-87B4-446DD4…)
This image is so real. Literally me!
No. 1286703
File: 1659454716676.jpeg (879.88 KB, 1170x1031, 5A48F625-2149-42B1-AD23-A9CD66…)
Dark triad stacy
No. 1286743
File: 1659456400167.gif (1.5 MB, 480x480, 8838b7d0-7ac3-43a7-a111-6ca67c…)
>>1286078I played a couple games and thoroughly enjoyed myself despite some lag. I don't know why I hated this game so much.
No. 1286835
File: 1659462807109.png (256.48 KB, 500x533, 1653323578007.png)
you ever shat so hard that your asshole goes numb? well i did
No. 1286879
File: 1659464703507.png (43.12 KB, 532x367, sure tif.png)
why do fakebois love making up stories about how dudebros totally genuinely accept them and they're so much better allies than those ~vapid performative cis bitches~ without even trying?
No. 1286886
File: 1659465123051.jpg (74.83 KB, 423x423, A-8295986-1653657295-9266.jpg)
>>1286238lowkey mad ray william johnson changed the designs of the band members, they were so much hotter before. wtf is this
No. 1286899
>>1286879Aidens are the supreme cock and ball worshipers, they will bend over backwards as soon as some moid is in their presence. Whenever some anon on here accuses another of being an nlog or a pickme, it's virtually completely meaningless because no matter how much internalized misogyny a regular woman possesses, no matter how much of a male worshiping nlog she is, she's not going out and mutilating her body or going on cross sex hormones or getting a frankencock sewn onto her mons pubis. Aidens are like the final boss of nlog pickmes. Whatever tone deaf shit a male does is the highest form of validation to them, if a woman does the same then she's just a retarded bitch that should know better.
They disgust me.
No. 1286939
>>1286538When I first found this site, I had a mutual who would post memes (not related
to lolcow) I had seen on here, she was def a farmer, she didn’t have pronouns in bio and was a weaboo.
No. 1287052
File: 1659472443065.jpg (155.79 KB, 750x2125, list-of-coffee-brewing-methods…)
Amazing how you can make a good cup of tea with the right hot water, filter, a cup, and the leaves. Coffee on the other hand apparently needs the perfect grinder, drip, French press, very expensive espresso machine, weight scale, correct degree of hot water, and that's not even talking about milk frother or the many other ways. You would think coffee fanatics are talking about drugs with all their oz and gram specifics. It seems way too overpriced unless it's their single hobby or they own a cafe.
No. 1287062
>>1287052tea is actually a lot more fussy than coffee, it’s just most people don’t give a shit. talk to tea enthusiasts who aren’t just britbongs chugging english breakfast or middle easterners who drink 8 cups of assam every day. even the ph and mineral content of the water you use for brewing affects the taste a lot and there are different standards for these depending on the type of tea and where it was grown. timing, temperature, the chemical makeup of water, gongfu, yixing, it all makes a huge difference. there are also endless types of preparation methods and tools that can be used for brewing.
just like tea, the average consumer of coffee doesn’t bother with all this though because it’s not truly necessary, it’s just fun and you can train yourself to tell a huge difference kind of like with wine tasting, but imo the differences are even bigger with tea and coffee. basically just have fun
No. 1287130
File: 1659477048592.jpeg (122.45 KB, 1024x1024, 13E61102-7BBE-48A1-8251-9237D2…)
I feel so bad for the women getting monkeypox from dl men. Luckily it’s not too many so far but we’ll likely see it spread more to straight women with promiscuous male partners. Aside from everything else going on in burgerland rn, if you’re a woman it’s really a good time to be very, very discriminatory about who you are intimate with.
No. 1287137
>>1286826Which anime and which magazine
nonny?
No. 1287185
File: 1659479751289.jpg (30.84 KB, 300x300, 1655568252862.jpeg.jpg)
>>1287153
Monkeypox can be transmitted via bedsheets? How wonderful, with the pandemic and roe v wade and the oncoming recession and now fucking monkeypox my early twenties are going GREAT!! FUCK!!!
No. 1287248
>>1287245Yaknow you're right, I bet he lives on a ranch with 17 other gay cowboys and is just speaking his truth and to that I say;
Go off Queen.
No. 1287254
File: 1659481979752.jpeg (20.88 KB, 275x265, 6549846.jpeg)
Whenever I'm drunk I end up shadowboxing the air, well I just accidently punched my computer monitor, thankfully my monitor is ok but my hand HURTS, smh why can't I knit while drunk??
No. 1287260
File: 1659482401556.jpg (35.93 KB, 615x254, fite.JPG)
No. 1287283
File: 1659484196351.jpg (47.41 KB, 1242x712, b2156a5d106b17f860a11a280a0ab5…)
me when there are still danofags
No. 1287306
File: 1659485035280.jpg (51.21 KB, 1024x1024, Bialetti-Moka-Express-Cow-Spot…)
>>1287081Lc's choice for coffee making
>>1287115I had some from my cousin years ago and the videos using them have such frothy nice looking coffee. Will probably try a moka and turkish pot soon.
No. 1287319
File: 1659485611400.jpg (22.93 KB, 481x480, 6d8ae2c0845496ae60595b5e051292…)
>>1287312>>1287311GTA4 maybe? I unno lol.
No. 1287348
File: 1659488769831.jpg (56.84 KB, 736x719, ba8c03c0c58fb280cd3d339a7f6845…)
I’m too classy for this world
Forever I’m that girl
Feed you diamonds and pearls
Ooh baby
I'm too classy to be touched
I paid them all in dust
I’m stingy with my love
Ooh baby
No. 1287370
>>1287361 in this article from 2018 they say
>“Monkeypox is, in most cases, a mild condition which will resolve on its own and have no long-term effects on a person’s health. Most people recover within several weeks.“It is a rare disease caused by monkeypox virus, and has been reported mainly in central and west African countries. It does not spread easily between people and the risk of transmission to the wider public is very low.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/sep/08/first-ever-case-of-monkeypox-recorded-in-the-uk No. 1287388
File: 1659492829666.gif (555.05 KB, 300x300, 555.gif)
WHY IS EVERY JPG ON EVERY OTHER SITE TURNING INTO A JIFF NOW? FUCK (not gif, jiff. a j.)
No. 1287398
>>1287396literally still me, samefag again
>>1287388THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW ANONS I AM PEAKING AGAIN
No. 1287405
>>1287398I keep saving pics as some weird file type via Google image search so I downloaded a Chrome pluggin that allows you to right click + save as file type. Problem solved! (I tried linking it but the link was hilariously long, search
Save Image by Right Click: PNG, JPG, or WebP)
No. 1287407
>>1287403A
foid? In
MY GTA? Seriously though, that's pretty wild noña
No. 1287418
File: 1659494422470.jpg (22.9 KB, 563x557, 1659290749892084.jpg)
i'm talking to this girl and i wanted to show her this song i'm listening to called "i adore you" but i don't want it to look like a dogwhistle where i'm saying i adore her so i linked to another song and she didn't comment on it and now i'm scared she dislikes my taste in music
No. 1287478
File: 1659499476730.jpeg (48.32 KB, 720x535, EA0C7AD3-390A-4C73-9A9B-590CE4…)
>>1287463>>1287470He's your ex for a reason, what good would it do to you if you knew what he has to say? In case you're stubborn and want to go along with it, I will save you some time: he probably trash talks you. Be a dear and let it go.
No. 1287520
File: 1659503272090.jpeg (25.59 KB, 521x550, 422534D2-67B3-46AF-9478-553FD4…)
I just gave myself a second hole in each ear and I’m so happy with how it looks! I’m surprised how little it hurt as well not my ear btw
No. 1287553
File: 1659508076729.jpeg (1.33 MB, 1170x2061, B52AC45B-6B13-4EAA-9A5A-5B4ED6…)
More often than not when I’m reading manga I think “what the fuck” in my head but the pictures are pretty so I persevere