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No. 1310359

ITT: post uneventful and mundane as fuck events in your life

Previous thread >>>/ot/1246486

No. 1310377

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I like the thread pic

>>1309236
I saw a car today that was half painted pink with the pokemon mew decals all over it. It made me happy whoever had that car knew what they wanted I guess. I wish i could've taken a pic but I was literally driving

No. 1310411

I've been learning to code and it's pretty fun. I feel very smart.

No. 1310556

Some midges are escaping my trash can everytime I open it, what the fuck happened in there?

No. 1310560

>>1310556
Midgets? Yeah wtf happened

No. 1310575

>>1310556
You got rotting food in there?
I'm glad my city has a separate pick up for food/yard waste so I can just put food scraps outside.

No. 1310577

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>>1310411
Let's fr*cking go

No. 1310591

>>1310577
do you think that pc was never on when they took that pic or can't you just not see the screen in old pcs from an angle

No. 1310593

Tfw you're trying to watch Freddy vs. Jason with your bf while painting your nails but you took a laxative earlier because you're about to get your period and you haven't shit in 2 days and you keep having to pause the movie but your nails are wet so you're sitting on the toilet desperately trying to put your Seche Vite quick dry polish on so you can wipe yoir ass

No. 1310601

>>1310575
I don't think so, we avoid throwing food away as much as we can, that's why I'm surprised to see the midges. My aloe vera died though and the stench was quite peculiar when I threw it out, it's probably that.

No. 1310609

>>1310601
spray a bunch of disinfectant and/or the most toxic cleaner you got into the bin next time you swap the bags, you probably have some eggs/larvae still around in the corners and all. Had this problem too all summer, and these little fucks just kept spawning.

No. 1310614

>>1310593
You just gave me a flashback to when I was preparing for a colonoscopy and they gave me this chocolate powder and water and I was chilling at home with Scream on and I was going back and forth to the loo until nothing but acid came out. The only memories I have of Scream is bits and pieces and having diarrhoea is forever linked to it.

No. 1310625

>>1310614
Ayrt, crazy you say you were watching Scream, I'm about to watch it right now! Also rip to our asses

No. 1310673

I can't help but feel comfy and at ease when walking alone at night. There's something about the night-smell, dimness, lack of sound and being able to see the sky more clearly that puts my guard down even if I should be on highest alert. Not sure what kind of brain damage this is, since I live in a dangerous neighborhood kek.

No. 1310705

I swear to god Bret Easton Ellis flirted with my bf when we met him at a book signing

No. 1310756

>>1310705
he is gay so probably he did

No. 1310764

>>1310756
Absolutely not surprising that a gay man wrote the dumbest male anthem next to fight club which is also incredibly gay

No. 1310778

I had a male troon serve me at the bakery today, which gave me a bit of whiplash as I never see them in the wild, especially in my kinda posh suburbian town (I'm too old and not kweer enough to frequent the places where they thrive). I had to bite my tongue not to call him Sir, since he was obviously HSTS I decided not to instigate anything, didn't indulge him either, but had he been an AGP I would have totally done it. Weirdly enough I'm pretty certain I got served by an FtM in another bakery a few months ago, passed decently enough but the height and the frog voice didn't lie lol.

No. 1310788

Does anyone else feel like straight girls look gay recently? I feel like used to have pretty good gaydar but the past few years there has been so many instances where I’m convinced a girl is gay but shes just like an art student or something. Not saying this as a bad thing just an observation

No. 1310790

Trying to time my walk so I finish when the ice cream stand opens

No. 1310793

>>1310788
That 90s cargo pants + cropped tank look is back in style and def it gives off a gay vibe

No. 1310803

Just had a dream that my ex texted me, wondered how I was doing, and if we can try be friends again. Woke up and nothing. Fuck you brain for giving me false hope.

No. 1310807

>>1310788
I like butch women which used to be handy. The last few years that's become hard to navigate for obvious reasons.. Hell I probably get mistaken for an aiden myself.

No. 1310814

>>1310807
Personally I see this as a positive thing because while half of women are moving toward that awful bimbo look the other half are steering as far from it as possible

No. 1310833

Mens voices are too monotone and like grunty(?) where sometimes it’s so insufferable to me and I can’t listen to it. Not in a misandry way but in some kind of weird sensory way. I know some people find certain womens voices annoying for being too high but I don’t get how I’m the only person who has always found mens voices irritating.

No. 1310852

>>1310833
I agree. It's also annoying how almost all the men near me talk with vocal fry but it's always considered a women's trait. The guy I work next to literally croaks every word he says.

No. 1310856

>>1310852
Men are the campaign leaders of vocal fry oh my god

No. 1310898

Help me my (also lesbo) manager just knelt down and tied my shoelace for me and I’ve never been so aroused in my life, maybe I’m just drunk but I want to make a move but I don’t know if she wants me back argh ARGH

No. 1310899

Ate a whole dominos medium pizza with some wedges in one sitting, everyone else only ate half and they seemed concerned by how much I ate. Fuck. Sat here hating myself for being such a fat shit with zero self control

No. 1310904

>>1310833
I hate the way men in my country talk. They sound like robots. There’s nothing behind their eyes and nothing in their voices.

No. 1310910

Watching videos with chris chan clips make me uncomfortable because I feel like I’m just watching a child in an adult body, like he’s so retarded and arrested that I derive no joy from his antics at all.

No. 1310917

>>1310899
>8 slices of pizza at once
Anon…

No. 1310927

>>1310917
I know I know it’s really bad, I didn’t eat all day and then when the pizza arrived I was just so hungry. I’ve been trying to eat less lately but I keep fucking up. I never order takeaway for this exact reason, how do I learn portion control?

No. 1310961

Going to college in 2 weeks, I'm going to miss sitting at home in the winter lurking online but at least if I complete it I won't have to work a shitty customer service job ever again. Greater good or some bullshit. I already have the books and they're pretty interesting, I hope it's a good fit when I actually get there!

No. 1310966

I just had a realization that the likely reason why I love dyed red/ginger hair so much is because The Little Mermaid is my favorite Disney movie

No. 1310968

My Nigel just called a kids picture book a "graphic novel" fml

No. 1310971

>>1310968
Well, is it not?

No. 1310997

>>1310966
This is a cute post lol, I love natural red hair too! Makes me sad when women feel the need to dye it, it's a lovely and unique color.

No. 1311215

Currently watching 9/11 witness footage and I have no idea why, I'm not even American, I'm just going to be depressed before sleeping.

No. 1311309

I have so many things I need to buy. Not even sure where to start.

No. 1311390

>>1311309
Since they are needs why not make two list. One of the things you need most and two the ones that fit into your budget now. The ones that overlap rise to the top and the others filter downward and you get them along the way.

No. 1312039

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2 people now have told me I look like Daisy Edgar Jones. One was a random Scrote, the other my coworker. I’m flattered but i don’t really see it. Plus I don’t have the cleft in my chin.
What celebs have you been compared to?

No. 1312074

I'm so tired. I just want to go to bed right now. I'm trying not to fall asleep on my desk.

No. 1312085

>>1312039
Damn nona you must be gorgeous irl. I've been compared to Audrey Hepburn and Sherilyn Fenn. The Sherilyn Fenn one really goes straight to my head every time I think about it kek.

No. 1312089

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Bought new sunscreen and testing it out. It's fine so far but I fucking hate that it takes like 30 minutes to sink in so now I have to readjust my entire morning to make sure I can have enough time for my skin to absorb it so I can put on make up without it smearing all over my face. Once it sinks in it's fine, but fuck. I'm tempted to use a smaller amount but I know it's recommended to use 1/2 teaspoon or so to get the full effect but aaaaaaaaa I am just a little greaseball for 30 minutes and I feel so uncomfortable

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>>1312039
some guy in a gas station said I looked like Megan The Stallion once. it's funny af because I'm the palest person you'll find for miles. also I didn't really know who she was at the time, and wasn't sure what the name she goes by is, because every time I heard her mentioned it was pronounced as "Meganastalion". thought she was some Only Fans girl before I bothered googling. all that being said, she's very pretty, and it would be a flattering compliment if the guy wasn't smoking something crazy. I look nothing like her.

No. 1312102

>>1312039
I've only ever gotten Maisie Williams before, hate it. I don't even understand it since I have a very square prominent jaw and a completely different face shape.

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>>1312039
My entire freshman year of highschool I had people coming up to me and say "wow you look like the asian girl from Jennifer's body!" I've never watched the movie and I still haven't, and I don't think I look like her at all outside of the "all asians look vaguely similar" thing kek

No. 1312113

>>1312039
I'm not white so I don't get compared to a lot of known celebrities. I have been compared to some actresses famous in my home country by relatives and family friends. I forgot the names but I looked up their names one time and yeah… I don't get it either lol

No. 1312115

>>1312039
one time a guy crossed the street because he was so convinced I was Jane from Breaking Bad. I almost felt bad disappointing him

No. 1312122

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>>1312039
Every time I get told I look like someone I feel like it has nothing to do with my face and is purely about hair. I was sick years ago and lost my hair. I bought a wig and overnight I was 'zoey deschanel' then when I'd take the wig off I was told I look like a young sinead o'conner.

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>>1312039
i get zoey
also god i wish this one store was close to me they have the best nondairy cheese but im just going to have to make the journey 1-2 times a month. so stupid they have both locations next to each other.

No. 1312136

So the average /ot/ poster looks like Zooey Deschanel and is a Sagittarius

No. 1312138

I don't ever think about sex, I never want sex, even when I'm attracted to someone the most I'd want is hugging and kissing nothing sexual the fact I can tell when someone is looking at me sexually makes me so UNCOMFORTABLE arghhh

No. 1312147

>>1312138
same here nonna

No. 1312154

>>1312039
I used to get Sarah Michelle Gellar, now it’s the psycho chick from Killing Eve.

No. 1312156

>>1312138
Same nonna

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>>1312039
mia wasikowska

No. 1312332

>>1312314
omg, i used to have a friend that looked just like that girl from alice in wonderland. she was from libya, miss her even if she bailed on me in sixth grade to hang out with two other girls. she was cool
wait i just read your post its the same girl in all of the pictures kek my bad. she also sort of ever so slightly gives me an air of greta thunberg

No. 1312357

>>1312102
Omg nonna, you too? We should start a support group. It's a curse. I've gotten the comparison on four separate occasions since high school – entirely unsolicited, mind you. Yes, it really makes my day to be compared to an actress who gets mocked for being goblin-chinned and looking like Quasimodo, random waitress and delivery person. Thank you so much for that.

The only feature I think is remotely similar to hers imo is my dark, thick eyebrows. Weirdly, I also have a prominent, square jaw.

No. 1312386

LC is dying a sad death

No. 1312427

>>1312386
I'd say a prayer but we're way past that stage. Only the extermination of moids will save us now.

No. 1312489

I love when I get my hair in a long style because it's like having a coat built into my head. Chilly? Just gotta take my hair down.

No. 1312492

>>1312489
Absolutely, I'll never forget Amanda Bynes talking about her 'hair cape'. She wasn't mentally well at the time but she was really onto something with that phrasing.

No. 1312493

>>1312489
my sister, my hair is so thick that it makes me sweat when its too hot kek

No. 1312498

>>1312386
I think it's mostly due to the moderation and I hope that when we move to the new server it will get better.

No. 1312529

I get a bit annoyed when I look at comments on a crochet tutorial video, and there are almost always beginners complaining about how they can't follow the instructions/it's too fast/they don't understand the phrasing, etc. I don't understand how someone can think every single video is made for a beginner, and then leave rude comments because it doesn't cater to them. Retard behaviour. Anyways I am crocheting some socks.

No. 1312632

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>>1312102
>>1312357
I really don't get how she gets called unattractive? I think she can look really cute

No. 1312635

>>1312632
she's always looked like if lorde had a little sister to me

No. 1312644

first day physically back at university, the lockdown hit hard my country (mexico). and now that im back i can say that i totally hate this place and i wish i could have stayed home.

No. 1312794

>>1312644
>and now that im back i can say that i totally hate this place and i wish i could have stayed home
same

No. 1313100

>>1312136
applies to me

No. 1313241

>>1312136
I fuckin wish, I'm a weirdly tall Mexican that looks like Aubrey Plaza and is a Capricorn.

No. 1313249

>>1312136
i have deschanel qualities and am a sag… suspicious

No. 1313344

>>1312136
Did someone ask for our starsigns? I'm a saggy girl.. yeah that's right, I'm saggy as fuck.

No. 1314404

>>1312039
I never got compared to any celebrity, I guess I'm too bland or something.

No. 1314610

New barista at my favorite cafe butchered my cappuccino. I can't be too mad because she barely looks 18. Still, how do you fuck up steaming milk?

No. 1314852

I just squirted duck sauce on my face by accident

No. 1314859

>>1314404
My grandma compared me to Mariska Hargitay when I was like 12 and I look nothing like her (I'm ginger and completely different face). I think she was just being a bitch to me

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>>1314404
Neither have i. But tbh a lot of people think i look east african and there aren't many east african celebrities. I wish there was so I could get some styling tips off them, but a lot of them tend to be muslim.

No. 1314874

>>1312138
Sounds like you've never been with someone that you had sexual chemistry with :(

No. 1314929

I've been listening to goth music all day. I love listening to music. I was in a funk for quite some time but now I'm back to listening to discographies of bands I'd never listened to before. I love hearing what sounds good to me, and what I'm not much of a fan of. I just love discovering new things.

No. 1315009

Wanna shave my hair off again because the more it grows out the more curlier and unrulier it getsand it also makes me look like a haggard eboy kek. But when I have a buzzcut people tend to stare at my scar on my head. Idk what to do, I'll probably just get a trim and be boring.

No. 1315023

>>1315009
Nona, do what you want to do. Screw what other people think. People will stare at other people for retarded reasons.

No. 1315053

Woke up and decided I wanted to be wild and dangerous today, so I'm wearing white underwear on my period.

No. 1315055

>>1315053
good for you nonita, live on the edge til the wheels come off

No. 1315060

Do I watch Breaking Bad or Six Feet Under? Or something else entirely?

No. 1315073

>>1315060
I found 6 feet under really depressing and I ended up dropping it halfway through season 2. Also has a male toe sucking which is fucking grody

No. 1315084

>>1315073
Yeah it’s Breaking Bad then. Thanks for saving me the trauma.

No. 1315340

I bought fresh baguettes and opened the bag and they smell so good. Living my best life

No. 1315516

>>1315340
Ahhh I'm so jealous, I'm just watching a video about artisan French baguettes!

No. 1315631

Read part of a Mexican novella and some poems by William Carlos Williams and now I'm heating up a burger, mashed potatoes, and asparagus. The potatoes are very lumpy, so I added some milk. Probably going to watch an episode of some air crash investigation show from Youtube while I eat.

>>1315060
Probably better off with Breaking Bad since everyone still talks about it whereas Six Feet Under is like HBO's most forgotten show. I like Six Feet Under, but certain characters really got on my nerves after a while. David, the gay one played by the Dexter guy, was the best character. It is a very depressing show, but what would you expect from the premise? I know a mortician and he absolutely hates Six Feet Under, but he said it was fairly accurate.

No. 1315692

>>1315631
Very sad episode of Mayday. Everyone died. Greece's worst air plane disaster in history.

My burger was good. The added milk helped the mashed potatoes a lot, too.

No. 1316621

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I made and I am now eating a lunchables

No. 1316733

>>1316621
I don't know if you have the Sonic fast food chain but I always thought their marinara tasted like the lunchables pizza sauce. Really gross and medicore but nostalgic

No. 1316735

>>1316621
good shit nonna, i still can´t belive there´s people who unironically microwave those.

No. 1316748

>>1316733
I honestly never eat Sonic, but I forgot how sweet the sauce for Lunchables is.
>>1316735
To be honest, I did microwave it this time. I didn't when I was a kid but my tastes have evolved since then just a little bit so I wanted it warm.

No. 1316750

>>1316621
I'm a fatass I'd need at least 5 of these to feel anything but hungrier.

No. 1316756

>>1316742
how do they taste like? i remember being very turned off by the mere smell of a microwaved lunchable when i did it.

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>>1316756
It's mostly just the sweet tomato sauce, but I actually like the crust they use. It's not like a fresh baked (or even frozen) pizza obviously but I like the texture. I didn't use the pepperonis and don't remember what those taste like.

I think next time I'll get the cheese and crackers ones, I liked those better.

No. 1316817

I was sad cause I wanted peanut butter bread, but I have no peanut butter. Then I remembered I have PB2 so I was able to make some.

No. 1316853

>>1316773
My dumb ass did a double take on this cuz I thought it was one of those fake Oreo flavor shops with ham kek

No. 1317051

I want to take a shower, but I just used up all the hot water while washing dishes and now I'm running the dishwasher so I have to wait.

No. 1317083

I drank too much instant coffee and now have so much energy but nothing to do

No. 1317087

>>1317083
I have some floor tiles that need moving, wish u were here

No. 1317183

>>1316756
>microwaved lunchable
What the fuck nonna.

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>>1312039
I get Aubrey Plaza or Boxxy a lot, like I get they are Hispanic (like me) but they both also look pretty pale, infact I would say that Aubrey can look white on certain angles and we'll I'm brown like a true Mexican (so I guess I'm closer to Boxxy, lol)

No. 1317203

>>1317183
I was curious, I microwave pizza all the time abd lunchables are supposed to be pizza right? So I simply put it in there and as soon as I smelled it, I knew I had made a huge mistake.

No. 1317218

>>1317202
Wtf til boxxy was Mexican

No. 1317221

I decided to look up some people I knew in grade school and I'm so surprised by the amount who got married and have kids, I know it's what most normal people do when they get to their late 20s/early 30s, but nobody among my friends is even close to doing that. One woman in particular married and had a kid with one of the ugliest man I've ever seen, he basically looked like an obese overgrown baby.

No. 1317239

>>1317202
This is the third time this week you’ve mentioned you look like Aubrey Plaza that I’ve seen girl chill

No. 1317407

I hate mornings, but I do love listening to the birds chirp and watching them forage around.

No. 1317492

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>>1317218
She's not.

No. 1317501

>>1317492
Nvm TIL she is not mexican

No. 1317518

>>1317501
Insert net zero information meme

No. 1317552

>>1317407
I hate the sound of birds in the morning they remind me of when I used to stay up all night working on some shitty school project that I was able to complete but at the cost of a night of sleep, they are like sounds of defeat.

No. 1317706

I'm gonna make tofu with honey lemon pepper sauce and peanut sauce. I've never made peanut sauce before so I hope it turns out good. I also got some coconut rice.

No. 1317709

>>1317706
Drop that recipe, nonnie!

No. 1317711

>>1317709
The recipe for what?

No. 1317717

>>1317711
The sauces if you can

No. 1317723

>>1317717
Ooh ok. I don't use measurements but for the lemon pepper one
>honey
>lemon juice
>butter
>lemon pepper seasoning
>fresh cracked pepper
Just mix it all together in a warm pan. Hot sauce can be good in this too.
For the peanut sauce I was just planning to do
>peanut butter
>honey
>sesame oil
>soy sauce
>garlic
>ginger
>rice vinegar (if I even still have any)
I've never even had this before so I have no idea how good it will be. I might fry the tofu in sesame oil instead of putting it in the sauce.

No. 1317787

Went to a takeout place in chinatown today, saw some simmered mystery meat that looked good so I bought it despite the worker warning me I may not like it. It turned out to be pork face meat, the texture is a bit odd but it's really delicious. I guess the worker gave me that warning because I'm white kek

No. 1317800

>>1317723
Baked tofu is the way to go imo.

No. 1317816

last month i went through my makeup drawer to clear out the expired stuff i don’t use. i tossed a couple lip products that smelled funny but kept the rest because they seemed okay. today i got a memory notification on my phone from the day i received them. i guess i took pictures and forgot. they’re six years old.

No. 1317824

>>1317706
It sucked, ugh. The rice didn't come out right and the tofu didn't taste correct either. I don't think I'm a huge fan of the peanut sauce for this. Not sure if I just can't cook today or what.

No. 1317832

>>1312039
Wtf ya'll get compared to nice stuff. A scrote once told me I looked like Lana Rain, I stopped talking to him lol

No. 1317850

>>1317832
>have no idea who Lana Rain is
>innocently look up who that is
>porn
I think that scrote might have been hitting on you in a particularly gross way, he should die

No. 1317904

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its stormy tonight so i turned on my string lights and im watching twin peaks. happy friday anons

No. 1317914

>>1317816
i can relate, I don't use much make up myself, became a little too lazy for that around late middle school (I'm now 22 and I'm a few months from graduating college) so I'm not sure if I ever got rid of those products or if I have been using them unknowingly.

No. 1317927

>>1317904
That sounds so cozy, nona. It's rainy here, too, and I was just thinking a few hours ago that I want to watch Twin Peaks again.

No. 1318014

Thanks to a random letterboxd profile I discovered a bunch of movies from 2018-2022 that sound cool but I’ve never heard of and I can’t wait to watch them. I’m not sure how to keep up with new movie releases anymore. Before I would learn about new movies from the movie theatre but now a lot of these movies are released on streaming platforms that I don’t use.

No. 1318043

It's Saturday and I'm happy, I have a new book to read, video games to play, and my bf to spend time with. Feels good.

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Whenever I buy manga the cashier speaks to me informally, which is something you usually only do to kids and teens. Never happens with actual books, there it's formally lol.

No. 1318411

Some guy almost plowed into me inside of a nearly empty bookstore and didn't even say sorry. Weirded me out

No. 1318416

>>1318411
The fuck? He was probably trying to cop a feel

No. 1318427

>>1318411
anon the way you worded this i thought you were talking about something sexual.

No. 1318431

Why the fuck can't parents leave their children out of a single event.

No. 1318432

Been using dating apps again and jfc why does every scrote look like a randomized sim

No. 1318470

>>1318432
Because sims are made up of randomized human features

No. 1318478

>>1318432
Scrotes are not real, they're machine AIs with no feelings.

No. 1318489

God I'm so bored with KF down, it's the perfect time killer when I'm commuting or cooking.

No. 1318504

>>1318489
Same, I'm bored as hell and wanted to check specific threads.

No. 1318582

>>1318504
Yeah I love coming back to threads after a few months and binge read everything I've missed (except for the troon thread that's constantly open on my phone since it moves too fast).

No. 1318754

The one thing I miss from when I worked retail was unwrapping all the seasonal candles. I went to a Target today and couldn’t help buying a little glass pumpkin candle because it looked so cute. CVS also has owl mugs but I’m at mug capacity right now.

No. 1319032

I went out to dinner and two waitresses complimented the modification I made to my pizza (removed bacon and added pickles to a pierogi pizza) and even told me excitedly that the kitchen was going to make it for them before they close kek. I felt weirdly flattered.

No. 1319036

>>1318489
>>1318504
time to pick up a book nonas!
(i keep opening the website myself… if only my fave deathfat had a thread here </3)

No. 1319171

>>1318489
I was getting burnt out keeping up with the couple cows I follow over there. Their threads move fast but its the same old repetitive stunts. Gonna treat this as the break I should've been taking from it anyway. Let my interest build up again.

No. 1319189

>>1318754
Did you also unload the soaps too? I was lucky enough to get all the scented isles for a while in retail. Little piece of divinity.

No. 1319314

Another scrote got in my way today. He was standing in the middle of the road on his cell phone and literally didn't flinch or even look at me. I had to drive around him. Men are npcs

No. 1319316

>>1319036
I have so many books in my backlog, if it can motivate me to pick them up again. I remember when the site went offline in early 2017 for several weeks, it will be okay this time too.
>>1319171
I've been more into the community watch threads, I love reading about dumb drama from places I had not idea existed lol.

No. 1319343

I found a playlist on YouTube of DDR songs with the arrows some people uploaded so I’m doing that. I’m also doing mounds of laundry. I hate laundry day.

No. 1319352

>>1319343
based DDR playing nonnie

No. 1319370

Finally got around to sewing bigger pockets in my jacket. It's pretty but I never got to wear it because my phone constantly fell out of my pocket, now that it's becoming fall I can finally get some use out of it.

>>1319343
Sounds sick nonna! Could you link it?

No. 1319408

I’ve been off fentanyl for five days I just been using Xanax and some gabapentin

No. 1319469

>>1319408
Good for you nonna! You're in the right direction, hope you keep doing well. Quit alcohol a month ago myself and I feel so much better, you can do it, it's worth it!

No. 1319477

I was clenching my teeth in my sleep last night and now one side hurts

No. 1319540

Has anyone ever had eyelash extensions? If so do you recommend/not recommend?

No. 1319555

I just need one good job offer and I'm out of here. I've grown apart from my long term boyfriend. He turned into a gym bro and I can't eat bread or rice without hearing how bad it is for me. He recently told me that according to a study he read, my depression and mental anguish is due to eating too many preservatives that has fucked with my brain. No, bitch, I had an abusive childhood and you know that. Why is living on your own so fucking expensive. I want out now, damn it.

Anyway he's traveling for work this week and I have so many carbs lined up for me to devour once he's gone.

No. 1319561

>>1319370
I keep having trouble with the link for some reason the reply box space for youtube won't accept it. I'm a newfag here. blah.

No. 1319583

>>1312136
holy shit this is freaking me out. im a sag with bangs like zooey, but i've been told I look like anya taylor joy despite not even being white?? just in the face/eyes.

sag gc when?

No. 1319584

>>1314867
kek, as an east african, i'm assuming the only celebrity you've been compared to is kerry washington? she's not even an eastie, she's just got some features

No. 1319590

I need to get my lazy ass up, wash some dishes, and make some food. But I just can't.

No. 1319591

>>1319583
Sagittariusfag represennntttttt!

No. 1319604

>>1319590
Just do half the job.
Order a pizza and then wash dishes as you wait for it.

No. 1319609

Started my period, moids at work were fucking retarded, super hot outside, hungry, and now a squirrel smashed another one of my plant pots on the balcony. I want to cry!!!! All of my plants have so much dirt kicked out already, stems broken, plants ripped out. I'm just so frustrated and don't want to waste money on a stupid fake owl or whatever.

No. 1319691

I started watching a co-op playthrough of RE5 while working on my embroidery project and now I've pavlov'ed myself into associating that game with embroidery I can't finish my work without it

No. 1319725

>>1319691
Kek thats fun!!! Keep watching

No. 1319774

Guess who makes 150k starting tomorrow? This bitch. I worked so hard to get here, and it's finally paying off. That is all.

No. 1319782

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>>1319774
damn, good for you!! That's freakin great. You should celebrate tbh

No. 1319797

>>1319774
Hot damn anon, I'd be lucky if I ever earned that much at any point of my life. Congrats!!! I'm so happy for your success!

No. 1319805

>>1319774
Can I come over

No. 1319813

>>1319774
Damn nonna, congratulations! What do you do?

No. 1319843

>>1319774
Amazing. Nice fucking work. Making us proud!

No. 1319903

I've been thinking about switching to pescatarian, but I don't know if I even like seafood that much and eating animals is a huge mental roadblock for me so I don't know if it would even be worth it.

No. 1319950

>>1319903
I'll never get the pescatarian diet, fishing is way more harmful than any other kind of farming industry, just go full vegetarian.

No. 1319956

I watched Zombie Army before bed and had a dream where I was training to be in infantry and it was cool.

No. 1320246

>>1319950
>fishing is way more harmful than any other kind of farming industry
it isn't tho

No. 1320378

>>1320246
It is to fish

No. 1320550

I remembered Tove Lo exists today. I forgot how good her music is.

No. 1320711

>>1320246
Fishing uses huge nets to completely clear the ocean, the other animals that get caught in them just fucking die. Think about the dead zones in the ocean and how that affects other organisms and the overall balance of the ecosystem. It’s not something we can even see is being affected but it is on a scale we can’t even fathom.

No. 1320804

I really wish lolcow had an Android app, there's so many dedicated image board browsers on Android that I'm surprised none of them support lolcow

No. 1320806

>>1320378
>>1320711
most fish come from factory farms in thailand or elsewhere. my cousin is in the industry. 80% of seafood comes from there. the rest is free ocean fishing that stupid fisherman do but don't understand the environmental aspects of.

No. 1320814

Inflation has even hit the Great Value almond milk, fuck.

No. 1320838

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I should be asleep or at least getting ready for bed, but instead I'm up making gold BBQ tofu, baked mac-and-cheese, and cornbread. I haven't ate all day so that's my excuse. At least it'll be quick to make and I'll definitely have the 'itis after eating.

No. 1320914

>>1320838
I love Mac&Cheese so much, I don't think I ever had a bad Mac&Cheese wether I made it myself or if it's instant.
Hope you enjoy that nonnie

No. 1320958

Walmart can suck my clit if they think they are going to search my purse whenever I put my paid for items inside it.

No. 1320961

I've suddenly started having chest acne. It's already left blemishes that I'm going to have to work to get rid of.

No. 1320986

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Good things that are happening in my life:
-Lost 15-25 lbs. (idk I don't own a scale) and for the first time in my life am comfortable with my body, able to wear sleeveless and spaghetti strap tops happily, pants fitting very well (am an absoulte midget so this is a massive change)
-Getting good sleep and having new dreams after having the same/very similar dreams for years
-Bought my bf's Xmas gift already
-Work is easy as pie and I actually enjoy it
-Going to get a tubal ligation soon, will not have to worry about pregnancy again
-Letting go of trauma
-Making enough money to be able to buy extras every week and building my wardrobe
-My cat is really fucking cute
-Relationship going smoothly
-Really enjoying playing video game, more than I have ever enjoyed a game
-Got back into reading, love my Kindle (this was incidental because Reddit/Youtube/LC blow ass now and I got banned from Reddit but this is good because it took barely any effort to "quit" screen addiction)
-Nephew on the way (shut up) and sister & niece coming to visit in April for his birth
-Quit massive marijuana habit successfully
-Had a great birthday this year, my bf surprised me with a weekend trip to my favorite mountain spot and took me shopping
-Healthy and happy!!! Finally!!!

Bad things:
-Constipation from my fucking ADHD meds
-Quit ADHD meds because they don't do shit (heh) for me
-My shitty pedo faggot father (My family and I cut him off forever tho and he fucked off to another country/state– don't know don't care, woohoo)
-Somewhat strained relationship with my mom, trying to be sympathetic to her even though she doesn't seem to be able to extend that courtesy to me
-Rent is too fucking high & my electric bill is astronomical (t. far western burger who sleeps during the day and works night shift)
-Nervous about an expensive package being stolen off my front porch on Wednesday (when I will probably be sleeping, probably will have to wake up periodically to check for it)
-Bought a lot of clothes the next size up from my current size right before I lost the weight, boo hoo life is sew hard!!1
-?????????!!

Life is pretty good nonnies.

No. 1321000

>>1320958
The rush of power I get when I ignore the receipt checker is incredible. If they asked to see my purse I would just laugh

No. 1321003

Yay KF is back!

No. 1321004

>>1321003
Yay! I hope kf scrotes die

No. 1321006

>>1321000
Ayrt, I'm actually kind of a huge wuss but I will die on this hill. I fucking hate waiting in any length of line in order to leave the fucking store. It's so insulting.

No. 1321016

>>1320958
Why does the US have airport level security when exiting a supermarket? That's so bizzare to even imagine. In the EU you can set off alarms walking out and they won't even look at you half the time

No. 1321024

>>1321016
That reminds me of the security at the entrance of Zara stores. I've always found it borderline comical and cartoon-y, broad fit men in black suits and a communication piece in their ear, keeping an eye on everyone going in and out. All that for some cheap clothes. They're the only store that does that that I know of too.

No. 1321041

>>1321016
NTA I regularly have my bag searched in EU because of self checkout. It's fucking annoying after just playing tetris trying not to crush anything. The employee usually gives up after unloading half of the bag, so I doubt it actually prevents anything.

No. 1321045

>>1321041
That is so retarded
>Here are self-checkups to save on purchasing time and cut labour costs!
>Now here are controllers that will add to purchasing time and labour cost!

No. 1321053

>>1321016
It's just Walmart that does this in my experience as a juicy double patty cheeseburger in Burgerland

>>1321045
Literally exatly this. I guess it's better to pay 2 door people than 6 cashiers. Such bullshit.

No. 1321056

>>1321041
in my current neighborhood (EU as well) the smaller grocery store guard is super thorough about checking bags and keeping groceries from outside, but the big one is probably understaffed given just how many people come in every day so they barely check anything. the only thing they're thorough about is checking dodgy parents paying with food stamps

No. 1321067

So uh, my frienemy whom I haven’t seen in years got fat and her titties are saggy but congrats on your wedding! God bless!

No. 1321069

>>1321067
>frienemy
do people really use this unironically

No. 1321070

>>1321067
I think you would be a cow if you weren’t sneaky enough to know you shouldn’t attach your face to what you say.

No. 1321090

>>1321070
She don’t come here, I told nobody irl about Lolcow.

No. 1321095

>>1321067
She might be fat and her tits could be touching the floor but she's married and you're vendettaposting in an anonymous forum about a woman you admittedly don't like but still stay in touch with whilst unironically using the term "frenemy". I think we all know who the winner is here.

No. 1321105

>>1321095
nta but this such fucking cope, loser got fat and is marrying some moid, big deal, she didn't win anything

No. 1321108

>>1321105
Anyone using the term "frenemy" is deranged. Cope is posting about her weight and boobs like anon is so detached and cool about the situation whilst clearly having some level of investment in it. Like >>1321070 said, it's cow behaviour.

No. 1321277

>>1321095
The original post was cringe but getting married is not a proof someone is winning at life either since literally everybody does it.

No. 1321317

>>1320914
Thanks anon, it was really good! I'm literally dreaming about when I can have another piece of the mac and cheese.

No. 1321318

>>1321277
>getting married is not a proof someone is winning at life either since literally everybody does it.
That's a good point actually.

No. 1321319

>>1321105
The biggest losers are women banking on other women aging to feel better about themselves.
You're gonna sag and be at a higher weight than what you were as a teen too, but I guess you'll have a cope for why it's ok when that happens tho.

No. 1321327

I was supposed to go shopping with my older sister today but she got sick over the weekend so she called to reschedule. Just hearing her voice, and her using my nickname, makes my heart swell! I love her so much. This time last year, we started Twin Peaks together. So instead of shopping with her, I've got it on, and it makes me feel nostalgic and happy.

No. 1321926

My hair has grown out a lot and I really need to re-do it but fuck I don't want to

No. 1322208

i have trouble reading the emotions of other ppl, including my girlfriend, so we devised this system of using numbers to describe things. sometimes it will just be in general and other times we give a number for mood and for physical body condition. if my girlfriend’s number is like a 6 or 7 i can ask if there’s anything we can do in the moment to improve it. i find it really helpful. for example the other day we were present shopping and that involved quite a bit of walking. my girlfriend has a few injuries from working out which sometimes flare up and she said even though her mood is like an 8 or 9 and she’s having fun shopping with me, her body condition is like a 6. and if we could take a break and sit down. i also asked if she wanted to wait at a cafe or in the park whilst i quickly grab a few more things and then we can go home but she said she wanted to keep shopping with me. this is just an example of how much of a relief this number system is because i was stressed out because i needed to buy these gifts but i also felt like my girlfriend was annoyed at me for dragging her around. so to hear that that wasn’t the case and she just needed to rest her body was great. idk it just works so much better than assuming her mood or asking if she’s annoyed at me etc.

No. 1322215

>>1310359
My favorite smoothie store is closing down, upset that I won't be able to have my green blends in the morning anymore. I've decided to go to the market and pick up more veggies but I can't choose between spinach or kale. Not quite sure they would go together, either.

No. 1322230

>>1322208
That is so fricking cute anon and you two are so sweet. I'm glad the number system is working out for the both of you.

No. 1322233

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If it wasn't for weed I would have lost the motivation to finish my masters and now I'm a year on in a graduate job and can afford to buy even more weed.

No. 1322237

>>1322208
Girls are smarter than boys because this is genius. I feel like my boyfriend is too autistic to get this if I explained it

No. 1322239

>>1322237
Nta Your post made me laugh out loud but same.

No. 1322241

I overheard a balding cashier pushing 30 tell an elderly woman how it’s impossible to find a woman these days because “they’re all after money” and kek’d hard. I’m thinking yeah, no wonder women don’t want to marry an ugly faggot that has absolute nothing going for him and has been working retail for the last decade with my smoothie in my hand. They really do think they deserve to reproduce by simply existing. Why would any woman pick you, bitch boy?

No. 1322256

>>1322241
he's right, women can have real careers now rather than having to settle for his ugly ass like in his precious 1940s. any time someone says "these days" it's always referring to some trad shit.

No. 1322258

I'm going super far away to find just one ATM, it's annoying. It's hot outside too.

No. 1322260

>>1322241
Claiming that women are all after your money nowadays… while speaking to a woman who spent most of her life living in the age where men were the sole breadwinners.. like stop and consider who your audience is before you vent at them.

No. 1322267

i absolutely cannot comprehend how people do pretty looking buns. i just can't do it. i have watched tutorial videos, just tried to check tutorials that are just pictures, i even watched manbun videos to see if they're simpler and easier but i don't get it. my hair always ends up looking like shit. i can braid my hair just fine but i can't make buns.

No. 1322287

>>1322267
Literally the only time my hair buns look cute is because I don’t even look in a mirror and just throw it up. I don’t get it either.

No. 1322292

>>1322267
like this video. i genuinely do not understand what is happening here. it's like i have some sort of bun induced mental retardation, i just lose all my ability to comprehend what i am seeing.

>>1322287
my buns look like shit always they are just bulky heaps of hair

No. 1322368

>>1322267
Maybe you don't have the "right" type of hair, maybe it's too soft or thin?

No. 1322485

A grandpa, think likely 70+, jogged past me and a woman today. He had a full head of thick hair, completely white and straight, and it was down to his ass, even though he wore a high ponytail. We both stared after him for a good few seconds, looked at each other, stared at him again until he was pretty far away, nodded at one another and went our way. I think this is the first time in my life a stranger and me understood each other without words lol. I'm not going to forgive my boyfriend if he ever goes bald.

No. 1322522

>>1322368
on the contrary, my hair feels like it's too thick and coarse

No. 1322688

Just threw up a bunch of grapes. They kind of tasted like wine.

No. 1322712

using retinol and my skin is becoming nice again since I'm 30 now. I developed some cystic acne out of nowhere; never had it as a teenager. I'm really happy it's clearing up and glowing.

No. 1322714

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>>1322688
Delicious

No. 1322721

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No. 1322780

I texted my grandmother to ask if she needs anything and she just replied "Ok". Old people, sigh…

No. 1322848

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The raccoon webkinz was the cutest one. No I'm not biased because it was my first…

No. 1322883

>>1322485
That sounds fucking amazing hahaha. I treasure weird/surreal situations like that.

No. 1322992

>>1322714
>>1322721
lmao sorry nonnies I really love both of these photos and seeing them posted together made me so happy. Been thinking about the "a toast to the incels" meme a lot these days

>>1322883
>>1322485
Hey that reminds me of the time a drunk old man got on the bus on my way to school and he started saying incoherent but funny shit as if he were talking to someone. I forgot exactly what he was saying, I just remember that I couldn't hold back my laughter. Everyone was uncomfortable and annoyed and they were completely quiet until he got off the bus, thankfully before my stop. Anyway the only two people who weren't completey serious because we were laughing were me and some kinda alt guy who was sitting next to him, we would look at each other sometimes. When the old man got off this guy and I started laughing hysterically.

No. 1323056

>>1322848
I was a plush crazy kid and I'm kinda sad that webkinz weren't really a thing where I live. I would've loved that shit.

No. 1323060

I suddenly remember finding by some miracle the entire X manga series in Japanese on a second hand selling website once. I bought it and was wondering if the seller had more 90s shojo manga in Japanese. Everything else he was selling were overpriced hentai figurines and DVDs, it was so weird it became just straight up hilarious.

No. 1323062

I popped one of those hairs (I guess it was an ingrown hair) with a huge plug at the end out of myself. It was nice.

No. 1323099

Never had one but I want a garbage plate.
Also, why are impossible burgers so fucking thick? Everytime I make one I can barely bite it, and then I get full in two bites.

No. 1323109

The last few nights in a row I've woken up in the middle of the night, checked my phone and the time is 4:44.

No. 1323136

>>1323062
god that's always so satisfying

No. 1323169

I'm going on a trip to terf island, see you next week anons!

No. 1323191

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saw an article showing how dogs age and it made me cry

No. 1323201

>>1323191
It's a blessing to get to see your dog get that old I feel so bad for people whose young dogs succumb to unexpected illness. Also I want to pet that dog

No. 1323217

>>1323191
link the article I wanna cry too

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No. 1323228

>>1323220
Thank you nonnie! This also made me look back at old videos of my old girl, and I want to cry. My dog has white fur so she still looks young, but you can see now how much more tired and old she is. I miss coming home and sitting on the floor and hearing her little footsteps from the other room as she comes out to greet me and cuddle me.

I think I'm gonna buy this book. I love old dogs so much.

No. 1323231

>>1323220
god i could watch this lil mfer have a sip for hours

No. 1323232

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>>1323228
old dogs are so mellow and cute <3 I would love to see more pics out of that book as well! I miss my old pets as well, but I always remind myself how good I was to them and how much I loved them x

No. 1323418

Sometimes I can hear what I believe to be my neighbors chickens or some other bird. Every few seconds it makes a sound like "CUCUOOOAAAHHHH". Someone's dog is also barking, and there are some wild birds and cicadas out too. I like the sounds of nature.

No. 1323432

>>1323220
precious baby this is one of my favorite snake videos ever, yes get a little drink cutie.

No. 1323608

I feel like an idiot. I bought halloumi cheese fries because I got confused and thought halloumi was the Finnish name for bread cheese (which I've been wanting to try for months), but I just realized it's two different cheeses. Bread cheese in Finnish is juustoleipa. FUCK.

No. 1323622

>>1323608
lemme give you that ä you dropped, hope you can get your fix soon.

No. 1323636

I took a laxative 2 days ago thinking it would kick in yesterday while I was home and had nothing on but instead it’s all happening now while I’m at university. I’ll probably be able to christen every toilet on campus by the end of the day

No. 1323662

>>1323622
Thänk you änon kek

No. 1323667

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remembering that ally janna fucking ulted during my mid ult as nunu

No. 1323670

>>1323667
Damn kek

No. 1323859

Ordered some falafel and when I went to pick it up there were 2 donairs in the bag. The guy told me my order was accidentally made twice and to enjoy. These things get soggy so fast so I'm trying to eat both so nothing goes to waste. I'm so full! It was so good though.

No. 1323863

>>1323636
I used to abuse laxatives and this was always the fucking worst. Godspeed nonnie

No. 1323875

I just found a huge piece of wood in my spinach. I know this stuff grows outside but wtf.

No. 1323921

Such a cosy rainy day. Ideal for oversleeping, which I did. Gonna dick around on the computer and play a game on easy mode. Even the cat feels softer today.

No. 1323943

>>1323875
maybe it's a piece of mulch

No. 1324018

I see posts like "I was at the store in no makeup and sweats and got a lot of weird looks today" or people complain "nobody would look at me/they look away". I never even pay attention to strangers unless someone is blatantly causing me an issue.

No. 1324021

I can't wait to get this book in the mail. It's out for delivery right now and oh boy I just can't wait to tear into it. I haven't been this excited to read a book in a long while. I'm also on quarantine right now and feel like shit and I hope that it passes quickly and does not get worse ugh.

No. 1324022

>>1324021
What book Nonna? BTW there's a book thread in /m/ if you want to talk to other bookworms!

No. 1324023

>>1324018
they're probably already feeling insecure and project that onto strangers. not saying people aren't rude sometimes, but it's heightened when you feel weird.

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>>1322848
neighs while rearing flames erupt from the ground instantly killing the males lurking this site hey, just saw you sitting there.

No. 1324063

i have a metric ton of of apples at home and i want to make desert or something to use them up but i can't stand the texture of baked/frozen fruit chunks in cakes it's so disgusting

No. 1324172

i'm so glad the coof happenings renewed my love for embroidery. any other anons stitching?

No. 1324181

>>1324063
Make me apple butter

No. 1324239

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>>1324032
You are beautiful nona ♥
God I want to sperg about Webkinz so badly, does it warrant a whole thread?

>>1324172
I am. I've only finished a couple of pieces, working a big project on an entire stretched canvas

No. 1324277

>>1323943
Coulda been, but I don't think so. It was light and had blue shit all over it. I'm assuming it was from something the spinach was shipped in or something.

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discovered at my old age I am on the spectrum, how has your day been nonnies?

No. 1324806

I just ate an entire pizza in under an hour. Empty calories are fucking insane. This is why I stay away from pizza.

No. 1324809

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About to start reading One Piece because of the new hobonichi x OP collab. Wish me luck ladies.

No. 1324810

>>1324732
Very dumb thanks but wishing you luck noanne

No. 1324811

>>1324809
why would you do that to yourself…

No. 1324818

>>1324811
Because I am dumb. I read all of homestuck from start to finish like two years ago and it took me 3 months but it was a good read. Wondering/hoping OP is as good as everyone shills it to be.

No. 1324823

Hey ritalin anon why did you delete I was reading that

No. 1324825

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>get prescribed ritalin in college
>dope, now i can focus and study
>ritalin makes me insane, have to go inpatient and to an outpatient program for depression and anxiety because i was suicidal
>kek
>outpatient program was an hour away and of course no taxis wanted to drive me there
>have to do it over zoom
>eventually they send me a laptop to use
>i'm still on ritalin at this point
>have been a tra for a long, long time
>trans people are valid!!!!!!
>for some reason, while on ritalin and during zoom outpatient therapy, get urge to browse the mtf thread on /snow/
>browse using my phone
>aw fuckin… what
>shit, it's all a lie
>fuck
>read every mtf thread and ftm thread in order
>then use laptop that the therapy program gave me to open 70 tabs of radfem & gender crit tumblr blogs
>just spend the whole day that i'm supposed to spend paying attention in therapy just reading radfem and gendercrit blogs KEK
>there was a tif enby and an obviously autistic mtf that had the proportions of a midget shrek in that therapy program and i thought it was funny how i was reading blogs about how they were all mentally ill weirdos with them sitting right there and having to occasionally interact with them

I'm off ritalin now but I have got to thank it for leading me to the truth

No. 1324831

>>1324825
Thanks, based

No. 1324835

>>1324239
>does it warrant a whole thread?
I think so!! Not sure how many other anons would be interested in it though, but they can always join in.

No. 1324851

i just realized one of my old teachers looks almost exactly like shayna. i saw her at walgreens and thought it was the one and only for a second. idk how to feel.

No. 1324857

I'm finally able to get a long sought after badge to match the one I already have for zero shipping due to a coupon, along with that I have two sought after keychain and pins coming in as well. I've never been so happy I hope something doesn't fuck it all up!

No. 1324888

>>1324239
There's a toy collecting thread on /m/ already, but I guess the old plushie thread got lost in the /m/assacre so it's fine to make a new one.

No. 1325139

I think my bf filled my empty water bottle while I was sleeping, bless

No. 1325149

>>1324888
you can post plushies on the toy thread

No. 1325183

>>1325139
Love the uncertainty. Might as well have been your oldest budgie.

No. 1325201

>>1325183
I have bad memory u bitch

No. 1325203

>>1325183
What the fuck is a budgie

No. 1325206

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>>1325201
Don't be like that anonita nonacita hermanita, I think it's cute.
>>1325203
picrel

No. 1325220

Why do I have sudden brainworms of wanting to do that thing that I've been procrastinating for the whole day RIGHT as I'm trying to fall asleep. Goddamit brain, what's wrong with you. Whatever, I'll do it first thing in the morning.

No. 1325225

>>1325220
>Whatever, I'll do it first thing in the morning.
That's exactly why. You know that if you're wanting to do it now, you'll have tell yourself you'll do it tomorrow anyways, so you're able to procrastinate without it feeling like procrastination.

No. 1325267

i burned my arm on the kettle steam yesterday and it doesn't hurt very much but the pink brown stain is quite ugly, i hope it'll dissapear over time, i'm putting every cream i have and cbd oil on it. It feels like my body is trying to destroy itself again, i had that feeling when i was a teen because i got hurt in stupid ways all the time.

No. 1325277

>>1325267
>It feels like my body is trying to destroy itself again
…you literally just singed yourself on a kettle don't be melodramatic

No. 1325288

>>1325277
yeah but a week ago i chipped my tooth and i think i chipped another yesterday, a vein popped in both of my eyes yesterday too and i wans't even touching them or had allergies, i'm a bit paranoid about it because back then it was like a long period of injuries and it sucked.

No. 1325356

This is the third pair of these particular sunglasses I've bought because they keep breaking but I love them so much I don't even care.

No. 1325362

I just cleaned my fridge for the first time ever. In college when the shelves would get sticky I'd just throw cardboard on top and carry on. There were so many layers but it all came off with a good soak barely took me a half hour

No. 1325364

>>1325362
In college the only thing I had in my fridge was a bottle of vodka

No. 1325371

It feels so weird to wear sweatpants after years of only wearing jeans. I look like as if I've just got out of the bed.

No. 1325374

>>1325267
Those heavy duty repairing dry hand creams really help for burns imo!

No. 1325448

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Enjoying a quiet saturday and waiting for my curry. I am so happy it's autumn now and we don't need to experience 36C daily anymore.

No. 1325572

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>>1325448
Same. I'm going to have tomato soup with garlic bread. I've been taking walks outside and the wind is nice and crisp. It's so nice!

No. 1325640

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>be me at age 18
>do voluntary social service year at a non profit organization after leaving school after 10th grade
>boss is always super strict and mean towards me
>boss seems to dislike me because i said i wouldn't wanna work kids after my service ends, but i like the experience
>social service finally ends
>be unemployed, sluggish and without any idea what to do with life
>randomly decide to get high school degree
>go to university
>graduate with good gpa
>find job in a large city
>gather job experience
>now 30
>want to move back to hometown to be closer to family
>get job as HR manager at the npo i worked at back then
>be my previous shitty boss' boss now
>she's always super tense around me and always laughs awkwardly when i joke around with coworkers that shitty boss used to be my boss

feels good, nonnas.

No. 1325664

>>1325374
thanks i'll try to get one

No. 1325776

I love American town names like Kalamazoo and Tallahassee

No. 1325786

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>>1325640
Good job nonnie, proud of you! Make her squirm.

No. 1325793

>>1325776
Usually those sorts of names are anglicized versions of various Native American words.

No. 1325918

I found vegan sausages that release a delicious flavorful grease, and it makes me happy because now I can cook my eggs in it like you would do with bacon grease.

No. 1325921

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No. 1325923

>>1325918
The way you described this and the fact that it's greasy vegan food sounds so gross but I'm happy for you nonna. What's it called? I must know how it produces grease

No. 1325924

>>1325923
greasy vegan food is pretty delicious

No. 1325929

>>1325924
I really thought that only meat (and cheese I guess) can produce grease… is that retarded? Oil ≠ grease

No. 1325934

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>>1325923
Kekk I'm sorry anon. It's picrel, sorry for the weird photo it's the only non-webm one I could find. It releases a shit ton of grease and I'm not really sure how. I think it's just frozen pieces of some kind of oil that melt as the sausage cooks. I love it because I'm a southern gal and always have an itch to cook food in butter or animal fat.

No. 1325937

>>1325929
oil is grease you esl moron

No. 1325938

>>1325921
me knows where this is

No. 1325940

>>1325937
Grease is rendered animal fat dumbass

No. 1325942

>>1325934
Ah so it's coconut and canola oil, very interesting. Mind opened

No. 1325943

>>1325940
>>1325937
Please don't fight anons, I just use grease as a general term for oil/butter/lard/fat/drippings. There's also car grease.

No. 1325951

>>1325943
Sh- she started it!!!!!! jk

No. 1325984

>>1325951
Anon, I understand saying jk in censor blocks is your brand but we’re not supposed to have personal typing styles that stick out like sore thumbs. I could count the amount of times you’ve done this on my hand kek

No. 1326088

>>1325984
Shut the fuck up

No. 1326092

>>1325984
Shut your annoying ass up omg hall monitor ass bitch

No. 1326105

>>1325984
What? I've done this before as well. So I guess you're just wrong and dumb. not jk

No. 1326106

>>1325984
Fucking idiot. I'm only being mean cause everyone else is

No. 1326109

Why'd an ant have to bite my ankle

No. 1326113

>>1326105
nta but
>Express yourself in a way that doesn't make you stand out from other anonymous users.
lolcow.farm/info
So anon's technically right even though it's minimodding

Don't ban me for no screenshot, the button of my phone is broken.

No. 1326114

>>1326109
So sweet and juicy

No. 1326120

>>1326113
Nta but kek she probably isn’t the only one who does that. I don’t think it’s a big deal.

No. 1326136

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Only the real remember

No. 1326147

Hungry but I'm lazy. Can't decide what to eat.

No. 1326151

>>1326147
homemade tacos or burrittos

No. 1326175

>>1326147
I'm eating gyoza and corn on the cob. And strawbery iced tea.

No. 1326177

>>1326136
I still have my copy of this.

No. 1326267

My box braids are really grown out, and I'm trying to decide if I just want to slap a hat on it or wear it as an afro until I decide to do it agan

No. 1326275

i was at a concert a few days ago and someone was smoking crack. who does that.

No. 1326286

>>1326275
lmao that is bonafide crackhead shit

No. 1326296

>>1326275
kek what band/artist was it?

No. 1326306

>>1326275
Cara delevigne and/or hunter biden

No. 1326335

>>1326296
Rammstein

No. 1326341

>>1326335
did you expect anything less from rammstein fans? lol

No. 1326342

>>1326267
Protective styles never seem to last it seems, maybe give your scalp a break if you've been doing it for a while?

No. 1326489

File: 1662273143851.jpeg (88.8 KB, 960x911, Jurassic Park nails.jpeg)

I'm upset I broke one of my nails doing an activity today, they were all getting pretty long but now I have to trim them all to make this one feel more 'even' Also killed a shitton of mosquitoes today

No. 1326493

>>1326489
>killed a shitton of mosquitoes today
Keep up to good work! Every dead mosquito makes my smile a little bit wider

No. 1326530

>>1326489
this looks so fucking nasty, not amber-like at all. it just looks like fungus

No. 1326545

>>1326530
b-but I made them with the mosquitoes I killed

No. 1326550

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>>1326489
Me too anon yours look good it’s hard to get the mosquito to lie flat, maybe that’s because they were still alive? Will try killing them next time, worried the guts will squish everywhere. Anyway here’s how mine turned out

No. 1326567

>>1326550
>>1326489
>you nasty hoes not buying mosquito nail stickers

No. 1326575

>>1326550
I like them. Jurassic park nails.

No. 1326576

>>1326489
This shit is too 2014 coquette for me I want to gag

>>1326567
So painfully NLOG

No. 1326578

>>1326576
How the fuck is this “coquette?” I’m genuinely baffled why you’d think that.

No. 1326582

>>1326578
Anon is weirdly triggered by mosquito nails

No. 1326592

>>1326582
Not triggered, this image was hugely popular around this time, was made by one of the tumblr users, and redone dozens by others in that sphere. Gives me ptsd flashbacks. Like use a sticker you edgy whores.

No. 1326602

>>1326177
You’re so real

No. 1326603

>>1326592
nta but really? I can't imagine mosquito nails with the coquette/nymphette aesthetic at all

No. 1326610

>>1326603
That’s where it was and that’s where it originated. They were obsessed with bugs for some reason.

No. 1326664

I'm looking for a sports club for next year and I've just found a nudist gym club. I'm now going down the rabbit hole of the nudist community in my city, there are even nude nightclubs and museum visits..that's crazy. They call the newsletter the "nudesletter", it's weirdly cute!

No. 1326685

I'm going to procure a 1991 Jeep Wrangler with a five-speed. Pretty excited, nonnies. Gonna tear ass through the creeks with my firearms, scare the shit out of scrotes and make them regret crawling out of their hovels in the hills. Just Sunday shit.

No. 1326725

>>1326550
wow that's gross. People really do their nails like that?

No. 1326895

Currently laying on top of a ball of yarn because I slept wrong and my back hurts. I need the support

No. 1326912

>>1326895
are you a cat?

No. 1326937

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No. 1327002

I'm trying to decide if I want to run to the gas station for some chips, or just eat my dip with broccoli

No. 1327058

>>1326610
now that you mention it, it probably had something to do with nicole dollanganger/bugs in my rice pudding

No. 1327074

File: 1662320109734.jpg (28.09 KB, 807x173, m.jpg)

The fact that Muhammad was a pale skinned ginger is the funniest thing I have ever stumbled across

>"was neither very conspicuously tall nor short-statured

>"I said to Abu Tufail: Did you see Allah's Messenger (ﷺ)? He said: Yes, he had a white handsome face."

No. 1327086

>>1327058
Wow Nicole dollanganger, I haven't heard that name in a long time.

No. 1327090

I like lighter eyebrows because they compliment my face more than darker brows. I'm about to bleach them past a medium blonde for the first time.

No. 1327127

>>1327074
kek imagine being pale and red headed in the middle east. Can you imagine how constantly sunburnt he was? Islam was his revenge against the people he knew being able to not literally burn under the sun.

No. 1327240

Met a lolita today. She was really nice and had those cool rockinghorse shoes. Idk shit about lolita fashion really but I like to scroll w & cgl without reading anything like it's a picture book kek.

No. 1327263

I want a burger so bad

No. 1327434

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>>1327263
Sending you this to your screen. Enjoy!

No. 1327455

I'm so sad because I wanted to make a "seafood" boil but I can't find the vegan sausages I usually get anywhere. I guess Beyond Meat really is failing.

No. 1327559

>>1327263
I want a doughnut so bad

No. 1327560

>>1327455
What else do you use for your boil?

No. 1327561

>>1327560
Corn, eggs, and potatoes

No. 1327569

>>1327455
instead of a seafood boil you should call it a v-food boil cuz its vegan kek

No. 1327626

I keep finding tiny glass beads in my sheets that are obviously coming from my weighted blanket, please tell me it's not dying already, I've barely had it for a year.

No. 1327745

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Having a weird sensory day where my hair tickles my face non-stop, my nose and cheeks are itching constantly, and I'm feeling a random needle-point pain sensation on my forehead. I wanna rip my face off.

No. 1327750

>>1327626
do you have a cover on it? yea you can't do much, it is basically filled with sand and will just keep leaking. i got two amazon ones with glass beads that leaked, before i gave up and bought a bearaby weighted blanket for $300. i am thankful i can afford that price.

No. 1327772

>>1327750
I don't, I've been looking for one but I can't find one in the correct dimensions. I wish I had known this before buying mine, for some reason it's hard to find informations about weighted blankets in my country. I'll look into this brand, it looks better than what I currently have.

No. 1327799

File: 1662392944818.png (57.92 KB, 657x527, 16e.png)

Cried a lot last night and was feeling really depressed, but luckily I have today off. I woke up and cleaned my kitchen and opened all the windows since it's only around 21 degrees today. I'm going to make some coffee and respond to a friend on Discord and later I'm going to have lunch with another friend. It's perfectly rainy outside. Most of my days aren't this nice, but I'm grateful that amidst all of my bad days that I get a comfy day occasionally too.

No. 1327807

>>1327772
any cover is better than nothing, if it's a little big or small you should be able to work around it. If you're capable you could make your own as well.

No. 1327834

I was looking at reviews on boric acid suppositories and this is weird but it endeared me to women so much that I spent hours reading them. The state of women’s healthcare is atrocious so it was encouraging reading thousands of women genuinely overjoyed that they finally found a cure for chronic BV/UTIs/yeast infections. Women who were so candid and raw about their pain and embarrassment of these chronic issues that you felt their joy at finding relief. And the cultural overtones in each review - the way mothers will just outright say it and how others will dance around the topic with cute little euphemisms. Some women who clearly never learned much about their bodies are now a little more aware and in tune with their feminine health. Life’s hard as a woman and I’m glad the girlies are feeling better.

No. 1327841

Did a workout in my room today. I think my legs have gotten considerably stronger and I've mostly been focusing on doing RDLs and skipping squats at the gym. Decided to do my favorite squat challenge since no weights at home and thought "this should be easy!" I was very quickly humbled.

No. 1328054

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I bought a t-shirt at the start of the summer to wear more as a t-shirt dress but it was too right for that, looked like an awkward lenght fitted shirt. Today I was trying on stuff to see what to donate and now it fits way more similar to what I was hoping! Now it's a cute loose shirt, still not as loose as I would like but definitely wearable and I have worn it all day, so nice and comfortable, it's also a color I never wear but according to my season it should be perfect for me and it really does suit me well! Maybe next summer it will be just perfect, maybe not but now it's very fine too!

No. 1328076

Broke my hand mirror then after I burned my hand when cooking, I’m cursed

No. 1328083

File: 1662409260596.gif (6.31 MB, 498x498, cat-cleaning-window-cute-cat.g…)

I'm cleaning my room and downsized my clothes. I feel really happy that things look better.

No. 1328090

>>1328076
I'm so sorry about your hand nona. Did you already treat the burn? I hope it heals well and you can get a new mirror soon.
>>1328083
Proud of you! It's so refreshing to go through your stuff and decide to only keep the really good stuff.

No. 1328146

>>1327841
This one kills me kek. My favorite glute video from Cassey is this one, it’s hard as duck I’ve never finished the whole thing

No. 1328149

File: 1662412102853.png (40.68 KB, 1130x318, i got a star omfg.png)

I GOT A STAR ON MY POST OMG THANK YOU MODS this is the second time I get a star omg I'm so happy thank you!

No. 1328154

>>1328149
What? You can get star stickers like the ones kindergarten teachers give out? If so, why haven’t I gotten one? This is stupid but if such a thing exists I deserve one.

No. 1328156

>>1328149
Are you >>666666-sama?

No. 1328166

>>1328154
stars are pretty rare afaik. although coincidentially one was given to a post in the movie room just recently.

No. 1328186

>>1328166
I loved seeing it got a star. Choice movie night that was

No. 1328212

I'm replaying Ace Attorney again after a ten year gap. God damn I'm having so much fun. I forgot how much of a dork Edgeworth is. I love revisiting these characters they'll be in my heart forever.

No. 1328223

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I tried Ben & Jerry's for the first time recently, and since then I've been getting chunky monkey. Today I decided to be a little daring and I switched it up by getting strawberry cheesecake instead. Cheesecake is one of my favorite desserts so I enjoy this very much.

No. 1328224

After a philosophy session accompanied by corn treats and sweet tea, I finally discovered why faggots exist. I was previously stuck in a loop, men exist to eat pussy so why faggots? Why would god create such abominations for no reason? What good are they, what do they even do except assrape other men sometimes? That’s it. Cosmic karma! If it weren’t for them, who would be doing all the prostate busting? It’s a delicate world with a very intricate system we live in, mosquitos sure are bothersome and we kill them whenever we come across them but they sure are necessary for maintaining the food chain. It’s not like women were going to skin scrotes and burn their naked flesh with cigarette butts, we’re not that evil, so faggots fill up that missing link. It’s divine punishment for men. Fuck yeah, I love science!

No. 1328226

>>1328223
Samefag, now that I've had more bites of it I can say that the cheesecake flavor is good, but I would like more strawberry pieces and more graham cracker. The container says it has a thick graham cracker swirl but it's not all that thick. Maybe it gets thicker the farther you get into it.
I still enjoy this though, definitely a strong 7/10.

No. 1328293

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Recently I realized I vastly prefer throwing tea bags in cold water than any hot tea. I feel like a Neanderthal.

Oh, this also makes 0 sense but for some reason steeped hot green tea made me nauseous sometime, too.

Please someone tell me that I'm not the only one.

No. 1328306

I'm convinced that sitting down is ruining the progress I'm making with my gluteus medius but I work a laptop job and this is the least bad position. Fuck sitting down

No. 1328310

>>1328224
How enlightening, I never thought about it that way. I want to go to this philosophy session, nona.

No. 1328316

>>1328293
i overbrew my tea a lot so my green tea usually gives me a tummy ache. is it from the caffiene i wonder?

No. 1328343

I just realized we're on the PS5 already while I'm still stuck on the PS3 being new-ish.

No. 1328353

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>>1328306
Modern problems require modern solutions

No. 1328356

>>1328353
R-reigen

No. 1328357

>>1328353
Look at this 2d slutman

No. 1328563

i need to fart but i don't want to wake anyone

No. 1328811

I love bread so much, I think I was a duck in my past life.

No. 1328965

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No. 1328970

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my mom has converted me into a forbidden man sperg and is sending me articles about him on messenger, she's so cute nonnies

No. 1329002

Half of the books on my kindle (~50 books) had an encoding issue that made all the " and ' turned into ’. I downloaded a plugin and reencoded all of the books and had to resend and reverify them all. Took an hour and was very tedious work, but now I have readable books.

No. 1329051

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Just found out whole milk is rather high in saturated fat. RIP my cholesterol.

No. 1329099

Last night some kid knocked on my door then slipped something in my mailbox and left. I checked this morning and it's just a piece of paper that says
"off the wall
7:00pm"
It's like a piece of computer paper that was cut into a fourth with nothing else on the back of it. Prank or code for something in zoomerese perhaps

No. 1329111

When I'm struggling with the pronounciation of a word, I look it up on forvo, where native speakers can upload them saying the word or sentence in question. I just found this one woman who has such a nice voice and sounds so cool, and I'm telling myself I'm going through all her contributions purely for study purposes and not because I want to fangirl her.

No. 1329125

I just poured out the perfect amount of ranch for my nuggets. There was barely a drop left when I was done.

No. 1329143

>>1329099
Sounds like dumb trolling

No. 1329164

>find a stray cat
>she's pregnant
>has some sort of health problem
>be afraid she's gonna die
>wake up from a slumber, distressed about the cat
>realize it was all a dream, the cat never existed

Well. Relieved but tired of my brain torturing me like this

No. 1329283

I watched Nope, and wow. I'm still riding off the adrenaline and nervous high from it. What a good movie and with a very attractive main cast too, in my humble opinion.

No. 1329303

I cleaned my whole flat today nonas! first time in weeks and I am so pleased with myself

No. 1329306

Wearing my period blood stained undies when I’m ovulating so my pussy acid can bleach them back to their original colour!

No. 1329335

>>1329306
Einstein level thinking

No. 1329339

>>1329306
someone get bleach-chan into a space or climate program, the world needs this kind of eccentric out of the box problem solving

No. 1329358

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the boy i have been crushing on for months is visiting my city next week and we're going to meet, im too excited and blushing my dad checked my fever, i think the feelings are somewhat mutual and i am too excited to function i hope feelings are indeed mutual and i dont get disappointed

No. 1329361

>>1329358
sorry it sounds like a middle schooler wrote it, im just a 22 year old virgin and he's 26 he's a man not a boy

No. 1329363

>>1329283
Samefag but now that I've had more time to think about the movie does anyone know why the film guy sacrificed himself? I understand he wanted to get the shot, but it was all for nothing since the camera went up with him

No. 1329409

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Listening to Knuck If You Buck and I feel reaaall riled up

No. 1329453

File: 1662518831772.gif (7.15 MB, 498x357, spongebob-drop-the-load.gif)

Gonna be on a plane in a couple hours I need to get it all out NOW I've never shit on a plane

No. 1329464

>>1329453
Why not shit on a plane? Why should birds be the only ones to enjoy taking a shit from on high?

No. 1329470

>>1329464
I wish I were a bird so I could shit from the sky

No. 1329578

Just slept 12 hours starting from 1pm. felt good

No. 1329717

I have so, so many bookmarks. Trying to decide if I should go through and delete them or just save the stuff I can think of off the top of my head of as being important and delete the entire folder.
Anons, don't be like me. Don't bookmark a bunch of random shit.

No. 1329731

>>1329578
Samefag, decided to test how many hours further could I go. 18 hours of sleep babey.

No. 1329859

My fiancé had to go to the office today. I'm on the couch with a heating pad on my sore knee, a pumpkin coffee (I use Nut Pods pumpkin spice unsweetened coconut creamer in my coffee and a little stevia) and Penelope on.. It's free on Redbox. I love Christina Ricci, and this movie is kinda dumb but cute. It feels like fall outside. I'm getting married next month. I'm nostalgic for 2003. Life is so strange

No. 1329978

I watched a church mockumentary. It was good but I'm dissatisfied by the ending.

No. 1330089

>>1328146
Damn, thanks for this nonnie. Gonna try it out when I get the chance!

No. 1330162

My bed has been squeaking for a few days now when I move around a bit, I hope it's not starting to break down (I've bought it in Ikea so not the best quality).

No. 1330176

>>1330162
Maybe you just need to tighten the screws back up.

No. 1330240

>>1330176
I'll check this out next time I change my sheets, thank you for the advice (gotta love how anytime something happens in my life I have to mention it here and somebody will answer me with a helpful suggestion).

No. 1330302

>>1330162
My bed is ikea too, I only have it a couple years but I kept the lil tool that was provided to assemble the bed in the first place and I've gone around the screws tightening them a couple times since. They had a lil bit of easy turn in them so I guess it was needed. Ime it cut down the noise for a while and then it started up again. I was meaning to check them again lately but I'm becoming immune to the sound of it.

No. 1330367

I got blood drawn for labs today. The phlebotomist did not hit my vein right at first so he kept moving the needle around. It hurts but I am just keeping the whining to myself and now you nonnas

No. 1330515

Grapes in salad are very good. I need to go to sleep.

No. 1330544

There's a song that appeared in my dream and after I woke up it had been stuck in my head for the whole day. I've been trying to figure out what that song is. It's a song I've listened to before, but whose band I don't listen to too often. It's the melody that really stuck to me so I can't even look up the lyrics to figure out what it is.

No. 1330580

>>1330544
This happens to me too. I’ll have whole non-existent songs play out in my sleep and I used to jot them down to try find out later if it was stitched from other songs or melodies. Awhile back I dreamt that the song Rape Me by nirvana was playing but it was a full-fledged ska song.

No. 1330673

>>1330515
Grapes and little cubes of marble cheddar

No. 1330691

Pmdd induced insomnia is kicking my ass this week. This morning my cat slept on the floor beside my desk and I laid down beside her to pet her. I fell asleep right there for like two hours and when I woke up she had cuddled up to me and was purring. My back is gonna kill me for this, but it was such a nice nap.

No. 1330890

I used to like posting in the dream thread but its like I just stopped dreaming a couple months back. Come on brain. Give me some material.

No. 1330894

I've been having oatmeal every morning for months now and I don't think I'll ever get tired of it. Other breakfast foods just seem too heavy and greasy in comparison.

No. 1330905

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>>1330894
I love greasy cooked breakfast foods but like.. not as breakfast and definitely not too often.

No. 1330917

>>1330905
there’s something comforting and delicious about breakfast food not being eaten at breakfast. wafflehouse is a godsend when you’ve been out drinking all night.

No. 1331049

>>1330894
Oatmeal always makes me feel too bloated in the morning.

No. 1331807

I just ate something with an egg, and I feel so sick. Eggs are disgusting.

No. 1331848

File: 1662667212207.jpg (47.04 KB, 640x857, vq2r9eap5lkCXfUdD7Q2qR7SpyynYt…)

I just spent the past 20 minutes picking out every single seed out of my strawberry. It's not worth it, strawberries taste wrong without the crunch, kinda like frozen-and-thawed ones.

No. 1331855

>>1331848
Those seeds are huge. I've never seen strawberry seeds so round.

No. 1331940

>>1331848
with your fingers or with a pair of tweezers? wish I could eat it, looks beautiful now you extracted all of them

No. 1331942

>>1331807
they are. grosses me out when I imagine it slowly forming inside a chicken's body

No. 1332029

>>1331848
It kind of looks like a highly textured tongue now, or a weird clit vibe thats meant to mimic a tongue. I might just be horny.

No. 1332058

>>1332008
That’s how I view u

No. 1332092

>>1331848
anon you made kid-mes dream come true i hated strawberries for years due to seeds

No. 1332207

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I haven't drank any alcohol for 25 days. Before this I used to drink an entire bottle of wine about 5 days a week. My longest sober streak in two years (yes, like so many others, I fell into this part time alcoholism during the peak of the coof lockdowns). Idk if I'll keep this going and quit alcohol completely or I'll just try to start drinking sensibly instead, like 2 bottles absolute maximum a week. Well, sensible for my standards, anyway. The drowsy, warm, wine drunk state is just too comforting to let go of wine completely, unfortunately.

No. 1332210

The house is dirty as hell, and I spent the whole day procrastinating instead of cleaning it. I feel ashamed.

No. 1332226

>>1332207
I quit drinking a few months ago after a similar situation, I gotta tell you if you really feel predisposed to alcoholism you’ll likely have to quit for good. Just keeping it real

No. 1332255

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>>1332226
Possibly yeah, I'm genetically predisposed as well since my dad was also like this with alcohol - not a "full time" alcoholic but drank too much anyway. He didn't die of alcoholism per se as he was generally a sickly person but it definitely contributed to his worsening state. He drank vodka though, I only drink wine. Ngl kinda using that as a cope and excuse to keep drinking because hurr at least I'm not touching the hard stuff.

I just feel kinda empty and lonely and autistic without wine. Cannot socialize without alcohol. It's a psychological addiction for me, which is another one of my copes, as I got no physical withdrawal symptoms "like the real alcoholics" so it's under control (not). For now I'm starting with reducing my intake and hope it doesn't go to shit. It probably will, but hey, this is my first time even trying to control my drinking. I was in a complete yolo mode for the past two years. I'm trying to make it a full month without wine, though. A few more days and we'll see.

No. 1332262

>>1332210
nonna i do the same thing sometimes, if you see this and can get even one task done today you will feel accomplished. put that laundry in through to the dryer and leave it. put dishes in the dishwasher and turn it on tomorrow. no ones grading you on a clean house. also watching a video while you work can be helpful. i know you can do it!

No. 1332269

File: 1662683855369.jpg (115.16 KB, 1280x1920, get out.jpg)

I've never seen Get Out before but I'm about to watch it. I already have had most of it spoilered (which sucks cause I usually like to go into movies knowing absolutely nothing about them) but I'm hoping there will still be some things I didn't know or forgot.

No. 1332279

>>1331848
This is amazing dedication, btw strawberries are fairly easy to grow from the seed.

No. 1332287

>>1332269
Enjoy nona, have you seen Nope? (no spoilers pls)

No. 1332300

File: 1662688783741.gif (1.59 MB, 320x320, 1576742023926.gif)

mcr's going to be in my city at the end of the month and I'm heavily debating whether to go or not… I can only afford nosebleed seats and Gerard's recent fashion choices are a little worrying. But also it's fucking mcr LIVE and my past emo kid self would be pissed if I didn't go kek

No. 1332301

>tfw no radfem friend to KAM with
reading feminist lit gets kind of depressing with no one to share it with but i never have good luck when it comes to discord

No. 1332305

>>1332301
Please come to movie nights and tunesdays nonnie, please and thank yooou

No. 1332348

>>1332287
I just finished it, it was really good! And yes I have seen Nope (I actually posted about it here)and I liked it more than Get Out, but like I said I already knew most of Get Out already. I wish I could have been more shocked by the twist of Rose betraying Chris but I'm also not sure how much of a twist it was. I feel like even without knowing that part I would have been suspicious of her. I really liked Rod as well, and the actress who plays Rose is great. I saw someone say that Daniel Kaluuya's skin is made for movie lighting and I feel like I really saw it there. And obviously he was also amazing in this movie, but I don't think that needs to be said.

No. 1332388

>>1332300
Go nonny, fuck his fashion choices if you like the music you like the music

No. 1332491

I've allowed myself to enjoy the music I was too afraid to when I was younger. I wish I did it sooner

No. 1332666

>>1332491
What genre? Or band?

No. 1332721

>>1332666
Evanescence, The Sex Pistols, GBH, System of a Down, SOME 311, Nirvana, Korn, shit like that. I rejected everything in desperate fear of being rejected/not cool myself. I don't care anymore!!!!

No. 1332730

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>>1332269
>>1332287
>>1332348
You guys must watch Them. It was fan-fucking-tastic all the way til the last episode.

No. 1332738

>>1332730
Thank you for the rec anon, I will watch it ASAP!

No. 1332746

>>1332738
Enjoy nonna! It gets absolutely bonkers towards the end

No. 1332780

>>1332730
is it another, black people whining film, or does it any have anything actual interesting to say

No. 1332786

>>1332780
Ayrt, it's all about black people getting fucked over by white people. I honestly thought it was over the top but then I remembered how my dad said the same thing about Handmaid's Tale (tbf I only watched like 5 episodes) and how stupid I thought he sounded. So as a white person I felt I had not much room to judge. I feel that way about men so I can understand another group feeling that way about their centuries-long oppressors. I also think it's propaganda to incite division amongst us peasants but it was still really well-done. Open your mind nonnie

No. 1332802

File: 1662713804785.gif (2.22 MB, 250x250, 1662547599688.gif)

I want to have a 90s/Y2K style online diary but I'm not tech savvy enough to figure it out. I think I just miss when social media was fun because you could really inject your personality into your page. If I could figure out how to start one I'd have a lot of fun just even decorating it

No. 1332803

I want a hot pocket

No. 1332811

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I’m diabetic, so I had to change up my diet for less carbs and so from January to now I’ve lost a LOT of weight. (It was a slow progression though because I felt like I wasn’t losing any, until I noticed clothes felt loose and I weighed myself in a scale) I found out today that buying new shoes I had to get 8s instead of 9-10s (which I usually get because I have wide feet anyway) so it was cool.

No. 1332819

>>1332802
I think if you learn some HTML you can easily create your own blog like that, on a platform like tumblr for example!

No. 1332822

>>1332819
What kind of platforms are available other than Tumblr? This is interesting

No. 1332836

Woke up in a hurry and got ready to work in a hurry because I thought my alarm clock had failed on me like thrice. Turns out I was just one hour early and didn't notice. fuck, I could've slept one more hour.

No. 1332847

>>1332822
I'm not sure how adjustable platforms other than tumblr are because this is the only one I tinkered with a lot, but afaik blogger and wordpress use html themes as well

No. 1332848

>>1332811
cute cow, also nonny be careful with too much weightloss while diabetic, it could mean something is not going so well in your body (I had a diabetic parent)

No. 1332874

>>1332848
Aw thanks. Yeah, I’ll keep watching to be sure nothing weird is going on! I haven’t gotten too crazy with eating healthy but still just eating in different portions (obv more protein and veggies than like starchy carbs) and still eating some junk here and there but not as often as I used to

No. 1333051

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got my fucking period again and fuck YESSS i love my fucking body so bad
it woke me up 2 times tonight and 3rd time right now because the pad was filling up and it was about to go to shit
my body always does this and it makes me feel in solidarity with it
like we're both not fucking with this blood and we're not gonna stain a fucking thing 'cuz we're not about that "vigorously trying to clean out blood at 4am" life

No. 1333152

>>1331940
With my fingers. That pic isn't mine btw, I wasn't the only one with that idea.

No. 1333379

just had the strangest and biggest fart of my life. i've had a weird cramp for the past two days and i think i know why now. don't drink milk nonnas.

promise im not some troon posting about a fart fetish, i'm just bored

No. 1333392

>>1333379
You're lying you're faking it was a whoopee cushion

No. 1333416

File: 1662754597410.png (1.66 MB, 1300x856, itssohardtofindpicsofthumbnail…)

Dear diary Mundane Shit Thread #10,

I got my ears cleaned out at the doctors today. Can't wait having to do that again in half a years time because I apparently produce more ear wax than what's normal. But he gave me some ear drops that are used to not make it stick as easily, so that's something I guess, and I hope it helps. I can't stop circling the skin around my tragus, because for the first time in months I hear absolutely no weird squishy sounds when I do that and I'm in heaven. I also bought nail polish (I think? There were all different kinds and coatings and I just grabbed the cheapest one) for the first time in my life today, it's clear colored. I'm not allowed to wear any at my work, but ever since I've started there, my nail starts ripping at picrel every other month out of nowhere, so I'm using it to glue it shut. Not only a rebel, but a genius too. Then I also saw that the Ranma manga is getting reprinted in our country, and the first volume will come out tomorrow already. I'm so fucking hyped because this is the series of my childhood, and I've been wanting to get the entire manga series ever since I'm a tiny little koweeb, but all I ever found on ebay was either +$500 or patchy with chunks of volumes missing somewhere in the middle. Here's hoping they'll do the same with Ouran. I don't think it's all that unlikely actually, because the manga publishers here are currently all on the trend of reissueing popular series of the past. Since this is my third time reposting this, I think from now on I'll post every long post I do saged first because re-reading through it posted, I'll find mistakes in it again, anyways. Or I forget attaching the pic.

Love, Nonyako.

No. 1333419

>>1333416
Nail glue holds better than clear polish.

No. 1333421

>>1333419
That's a thing???

No. 1333426

>>1333416
Don't use just polish, if you only have clear polish add single ply tissue/toilet paper, it protects better than just polish alone. Get some jojoba oil to strengthen your nails if you can, coconut oil works too, so it happens less often

No. 1333433

>>1333416
Try clear gel polish instead of regular polish if you can anon. It's a little pricier plus you'll need a uv lamp, but lasts longer and it's stronger than regular nail polish.
>>1333421
Yes, it's for applying false nails.

No. 1333434

>>1333421
Yes, it's basically super glue. Dries almost instantly and if you do layer it with tissue paper or something it can last for a while.

No. 1333440

>>1333433
Samefag, but you can also get clear matte polish so it may look more natural than regular clear.

No. 1333526

File: 1662761989936.jpeg (49.05 KB, 583x438, 1649365283396.jpeg)

I just set up my new router and now I have faster internet hooray

No. 1333555

>>1333526
Hell yeah!!

No. 1333578

I feel like watching a livestream by my husbando's japanese voice actor definitely counts as studying japanese

No. 1333623

I saw a cute guy when I was taking a walk today. He was tall, skinny, blonde, and dressed nice (not super nice but nice for a burger at least). He was also walking alone and from his posture seemed introverted but it might be wishful thinking lol. Anyway he definitely looked like he was in college and I am past that age now rip. But I don’t see cute guys often irl so it was nice.

No. 1333628

>>1333623
you can date guys in college still anon

No. 1333643

just finished my fourth week at my first ever full-time job (work-from-home!! which is great because i'm agoraphobic as fuck)… is this how it feels to have MADE IT?

No. 1333654

my head is very sensitive to the cold and sometimes i'll wake up with a headache when the weather starts to get chilly. its around that time where i insulate my windows so no draft comes in

No. 1333765

I got barbecue for dinner and the fried okra is too salty

No. 1333779

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>>1333765
that's so sad. i love fried okra. hate to see an okra dish ruined. RIP

No. 1333797

>>1333779
Ty anon, I ate it still but now I have a sodium headache. Funnily enough I always feel like the fried okra around here is super under seasoned kek.

No. 1333930

I'm listening to I Was Dancing In a Lesbian Bar

No. 1334087

I got to pet a very pretty black cat today.

No. 1334116

>>1333643
Damn I wish this was me. Keep up the good work

No. 1334123

A cat is chilling on my lap. Life is good anons.

No. 1334231

Trying my hardest not to touch my new piercing by playing with my other ones

No. 1334232

>>1334123
One of the best things in life. Enjoy.

No. 1334457

I was woken by sound of my neighbor at like half 2 thismorning. He was coming home from a drinking session with his friends and he was out in the garden drunk venting to them.

I dont even mind seeing as it's the weekend. My life is so boring rn and I got to hear a bit of gossip so its a win overall. He broke up with his partner lately and now I've got all the juicy details. It was like a live soap opera. They have a kid together. His name was on the lease and not hers so he kicked her out with the baby. But before leaving she took one of his t-shirts and wiped the babys ass with it.

No. 1334463

>>1334457
You post this like every few months. What's wrong with you?

No. 1334471

>>1334463
This only happened in the last few days

No. 1334811

I saw the cutest thing today, I was coming home from work when I heard some loud meows, wondering where they came from I realized an old guy at the bus stop was keeping a tiny kitten in the pocket of his jacket. Naturally the meows had attracted the attention of people, and the guy explained he found the kitten at a train station this morning, probably someone had abandoned him, and he had been keeping him for the entire day before going home. I got to pet him, poor baby was so distressed but I'm so happy the old man had found him, he is going to live such a nice life now!

No. 1334845

I just saw someone eat peanut butter and onion together, and now I'm craving it. I honestly feel like it could be good. Pickles and peanut butter too could be amazing.

No. 1334858

>>1334845
I am offended by this post. You made me imagine onion and peanut butter in my mouth.. at the same time. How dare you.

No. 1334859

>>1334845
Pickles and peanut butter aren't amazing. They are GOD TIER when combined.

No. 1334937

Got the second dose of vaccine yesterday and now I feel like shite.

No. 1335008

Baked a plum crumble today. It was nice, very sweet and heavy. Gonna put less sugar and topping next time.

No. 1335013

>>1334858
Idk I’ve got peanut noodles I made with peanut butter and green onions and they’re good. I’d try it.

No. 1335037

>>1335013
You use peanut butter for the sauce and regular noodles?

No. 1335140

Everything is nice and quiet, and I can only hear the rain outside which means it is perfect napping conditions, but I have a lot of stuff to do and I already napped twice today. Hopefully it rains again tomorrow.

No. 1335178

forcing myself to learn blender so I can help make models for a friend's video game but it's a total slog, especially UV mapping UGH I don't get it at all. If I keep throwing myself at it maybe I'll eventually like it though

No. 1335184

>>1335178
I'm on the same place nonny kek. I want to learn to 3D model but ughhh I'm lazy. Maybe we should make a thread about 3D modeling, like the neocities thread where everyone is asking advice

No. 1335190

I'm house-sitting and they have a really old dog. He's got one eye and is completely deaf (as of somewhat recently) so I keep accidentally spooking him. He's very sweet though and keeping me lots of company.

No. 1335302

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There's this one song where I can't seem to find the lyrics of at all, and the artist hasn't been active in almost a decade either (though strangely her wikipedia page got updated just a month ago), so I've been trying to transcribe the lyrics all by myself. I've been switching between the apparently three only videos of this song that exist, and have been doing a pretty okay job, but I can't make out those five words for the life of mine, and I'm starting to think it's me hitting the wall with my language skills, as the song isn't in my native language, and not me not being able to make the lyrics out because the sound quality is shitty or something like that.

No. 1335313

>>1335302
What's the song? I'll help u

No. 1335319

>>1335178
I couldn't understand it either and just created abominations for fun

No. 1335392

I hung out topless (and also alone) in a hot tub outside for the first time. It was so nice, idk what else to say about it. It even cooled down enough that there weren't any mosquitos! Gonna do it again tomorrow night.

No. 1335401

>>1335392
if you get a chance you should try the hot tub while its raining. the contrast of hot and cool is heavenly

No. 1335416

Its been so long since I've remmbered having any type of dream. I was getting kind of weirded out by it. I used to remember a fairly detailed dream about every other day. Then months of nothing.

I woke up thismorning because a fly had somehow got in and was buzzing around. I was dreaming before it woke me. A not very steamy but still kinda cringy dream about a celeb that I fancy. I was curled up on a chair with him and I could smell him? Guess I wasn't missing out on much.

No. 1335474

made an apple pie for the first time yesterday, the apples were too sour and it forces me into a sour face while eating it (not sure how to word this better) but the crust is nice and I might try again in the future with something like plums, yum

No. 1335915

File: 1662917982124.png (1.15 MB, 648x639, pasta.PNG)

remembered i liked recipes with mustard and decided i'll try making this tomorrow. pasta w/ mustard cream sauce and sausage. i even have left over cooking white wine so it's perfect
but why are so many recipes for 4 people?! i cook for myself and food gets nasty after the 4th day in the fridge. i gotta recalculate everything smh

No. 1335924

>>1335915
love me mustard and sausages, oll take three servings

No. 1335931

>>1335915
I think it's 4 servings usually for people looking to feed a family. this dish sounded interesting, i might try it too!

No. 1335939

>>1335924
>>1335931
here's the recipe https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/pasta-sausage-basil-and-mustard
true. i wish websites had the option to change servings

No. 1335952

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I usually keep my hair in protective styles and I always feel like I'm seeing my own hair for the first time when I take it out. I always get shocked by how much hair I actually have, especially when I've had a significant amount of growth.

No. 1336086

I hope it rains hard today so I can eat egg drop soup with noodles and then nap.

No. 1336150

i want mango sticky rice i NEED mango sticky rice

No. 1336192

>>1336086
Manifesting this for you, nonna.

No. 1336272

>>1336192
I checked the forecast (didn't occur to me to do that before) and it is sunny, so unfortunately I don't think there will be any rain today. I'm still going to get the egg drop noodle soup though.

No. 1336277

>>1312039
three separate times i have been compared to jake gyllenhaal unsolicited. not even his sister, him kek. i've been told i look more like his sister than his sister, or if he had a bastard sister who was brown, etc.

No. 1336327

File: 1662941293459.jpeg (82.68 KB, 245x275, 1662323531688.jpeg)

Bump, don't scroll

No. 1336353

Bumpity bump

No. 1336362

Today I saw a man that had one of those electric masks with "BIG DICK ENERGY" flashing across it in bright letters. It actually may have been something else, I only saw "BIG DICK" before I sped past so he wouldn't see me laughing.
Actually, I say man but I thought it was a stud upon first glance. He was kinda petite, but it could have just been a skinny and not-that-tall dude.

No. 1336363

>>1336362
kekkkkkkkk

No. 1336365

I always keep a smaller pair of pants in my wardrobe so I can keep a goal in mind and today I threw out the big pair bc the small fits just right! Ive lost 20 lbs!

No. 1336371

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>>1336365
excellent job, anon!

No. 1336429

>>1310359
After putting it off for forever I finally deep-cleaned my bathroom today. It feels nice now and I’m glad I did it.

No. 1336441

I ate too much fried chicken

No. 1336454

>>1336371
Ty love u anon!

No. 1336458

I hate my coworker so much so I dusted a filthy shelf with her black sweater on her day off. It gave me satisfaction seeing her wear it today

No. 1336459

>>1336458
i laughed so hard at this anon kek

No. 1336463

>>1336458
Please spill deets. Why do you hate her?

No. 1336473

>>1336463
A bpdchan, SJW, tiktoker, always offended, always the victim, has 5 meltdowns per shift over nothing, no accountability for anything in life due to astrology/mercury in retrograde/self-diagnosed autism

No. 1336505

it smells like ripe cantaloupe in my kitchen

No. 1336547

>>1335939
Thank you for this recipe, nonna. I made it tonight as I already had everything on hand. It was really good. Just added a little extra mustard, heavy cream, and some extra vegetables I had laying around. Will definitely make again!

No. 1336655

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>>1336547
yay! glad my mundane shit post inspired some nonas to have a delicious meal.
i see a lot of comments saying to double the sauce, but i'm not a huge fan of cream (too heavy when carbs are already heavy lol). did you double it or just add a little more?

No. 1336662

>>1336505
Did you forget one in the corner of a cabinet or something? You should probably figure out where it's coming from before you get a nasty surprise later.

No. 1336683

Every few weeks I think of that one post where nonna put a link that was like 100 lines long and have a hearty chuckle. Sorry I'm too lazy to find it rn

No. 1336684

took home a leaf that had fallen off a succulent in a shop, hopefully it produces roots and my plant piracy will be once again successful

No. 1336718

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>>1336683
Hall is the blonde one

No. 1336754


No. 1336760

I love ordering food only for there to be things I paid for missing and egg shells in the food I did receive so it's inedible. Then only getting a partial refund.

No. 1336761

File: 1662985547685.jpg (4.91 MB, 861x8551, Hallistheblondone.jpg)

>>1336683
>>1336718
ANONS OF CULTURE I SEE!!

No. 1336767

>>1336761
Such a good post.

No. 1336782

>>1336761
first time seeing this post, i'm wheezing

No. 1336788

>>1328316
Tea contains chemicals called tannins. They’re plentiful in tea and are really good for you, but the longer you steep your tea the more get released. This can make your stomach upset. Don’t steep your teas too long so you don’t get a tummy ache!

No. 1336790

>>1336683
Kekk, me too. It's in the Unconventional Male Attractions Thread #12

No. 1336836

>>1336761
I wonder if whoever posted this was a boomer or a grandma. Reminds me something my older relatives will do.

No. 1336848

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>>1336788
so its not caffiene making me sick but the tannins? i have stopped letting it overbrew and I dont get tummy aches anymore but it is good to know, ty nonni

No. 1337431

I get so scared every time I have to walk up wet steps, especially if I'm carrying something. I've busted my ass on steps before, think it's trauma or some shit.

No. 1337437

>>1336848
ye I think I said somewhere on LC about something similar. I brewed two green tea bags in cold wter for a while and drunk it on an empty stomach and had 0 nausea. normally the combo would destroy me.

No. 1337441

>>1337431
Me, too.
Manifesting that you never fall down steps again.

No. 1337491

>interview with the vampire casts black actor as louis
>okay it’s whatever, probably want to make the story more diverse. i’m not too bothered about “historical accuracy” considering it’s a campy gay vampire story
>instead of being a slave owner he owns a brothel
>wtf how is that any better
>oh right, sex work is work so this is woke now

No. 1337559

>>1336473
Kek did she notice the sweater was dirty or was she too busy being oppressed

No. 1337733

I'm going to buy some snacks for the week and then binge some shows after spending the entire evening yesterday crying because everyone forgets about me and no one wants me around. I want to avoid social media and whatsapp for at least a week starting today, just looking at everyone having fun together makes me sad all over again

No. 1337737

I love how insulated cups keep shit cool. I'm just now drinking almond milk I got like 5 hours ago and it's still nice and cold.

No. 1337923

>>1337491
“All of his slaves are women, and he has them get raped, but this is good because there are no real people (men) being tortured under his rule! Hashtag inclusive racial biodiversity.”

No. 1337940

>>1337491
I remember there was one anon trying to argue it was actually good and okay for him to have slaves because "he was probably nice to some of his slaves uwu", but the brothel thing was too evil for words for her (I guess because she can't relate to anyone black, including enslaved women, but she can relate to other white women). Imagine thinking either of those things are morally just (or that the point of the character is to be defensible/upstanding/"good"). I hope that person is at least 50% less brainrotted by now.

No. 1337942

I leave my brother on read for weeks because I dislike him

No. 1338076

I feel so awkward and fucking autistic trying to talk to cute normie girls and get to the flirting part alfuckingready uururughhh

No. 1338157

>>1337944
Debating the morality of fictional vampires

No. 1338310

Got a cramp in my shoulder blade. I wanted to laugh because it was such a funky feeling but FUCK cramps hurt lol

No. 1338480

An ant came of out nowhere and bit me

No. 1338492

>>1338480
You’re gonna die in seven days

No. 1338512

My best friend who is also my only art friend just mentioned she has NFTs (still uncertain if they're her art or she bought some, not that it really matters) but.. man.. I feel so disconnected from all of my friends already, I can't belive she is an NFTbro ffs. I should've made an effort to make new friends when I moved away from everyone years ago so I didn't have to feel so attached to people I barely know anymore. I mean I guess good for her if she's actually making money, I'm just sad bc I no longer relate to any of my friends. At least Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life is coming to the switch.

No. 1338520

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>>1338492
NOOOO!

No. 1338529

>>1338480
Time to fulfill your role as antgirl, accept your destiny anon

No. 1338594

My mean ass coworker is so jealous of my weight loss lmaooooo fuck you mean bitch. Go drink some fad diet teas

No. 1338614

I need to cry but I’ve just done my skincare damn

No. 1338622

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>>1338529
You know what? I'm ok with being antgirl. I just hope I get some superpowers or something, like being able to talk to ants. Don't tell me you've never wanted to chitchat with ants or bees. They're the coolest insects.

No. 1338623

>>1338614
Just hold a tissue directly under your eye so it immediately catches the tears.

No. 1338634

Drawing is so fun, I forgot how much I like it. I set up my tablet again and couldn't stop once I started. Until today I was feeling bad about not doing it for some weeks now and being bad at it and all that thinking kept me from doing anything. I hope I can keep it up now

No. 1338726

>>1338622
my husbando, no joke

No. 1338729

>>1338594
congrats on the weight loss anon, assuming you wanted it! keep em seething

No. 1338734

IT’S HATCH GREEN CHILE SEASON WOOOOOOOO

No. 1338770

I got this pumpkin cheesecake ice cream and it's so fucking good. I'm not supposed to be eating this stuff because I'm losing weight but it's fall and I can't resist all the fall themed desserts. The store also has a vegan pumpkin cinnamon roll ice cream but I like cheesecake more so I got that instead.

No. 1338771

>>1338706
cute pic!

No. 1338783

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I'm going to have to venture to the grocery store to get more cheese for sandwiches and spinach. I'm gonna have to do it but I don't want tooooooo I feel like barking and snarling and growling like a fucking dog kekkkk I DON'T WANT TO GO GROCERY SHOPPING ARGHHGHGGH but my sandwiches….

No. 1339082

Usually when I get sleep paralysis I'm able to make noises and "move" in little jerks (I don't know if I'm actually moving and making any sounds or not. It just feels that way), but last night I wasn't able to "move" at all. I genuinely thought that I was dying. And then I also would briefly wake up and then fall back asleep and have sleep paralysis again.
I feel so vulnerable during sleep paralysis, I really need to practice better sleep hygiene. Sometimes when I go a long time without it happening I think "it's gonna happen soon again" and it does.

No. 1339088

>>1339082
sleep paralysis is a bitch, when i was really stressed as a teen i used to have it almost every night, i found the best way to get out of it is falling asleep again, but it feels awful because you feel like if you sleep you are gonna die or something is going to come after you. Awful shit.

No. 1339217

Cat sleeping in my chair so I can't get to the computer. He would wake up if I moved it but he seems to be sleeping tight so I'll just do something else

No. 1339229

We got a new child at work (9yo), I thought she is mentally slow and unkempt and I was really worried. Turns out it was actually a boy! Oh, so there is actually no problem after all.

No. 1339233

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after my pasta adventure, i have some more of these left in my pantry + some organic bok choy in my fridge so i'll combine them to make a creamy spinach pasta-y dish. it's gonna be GUD. i am enjoying cooking

No. 1339236

I saw a local cat being teased by magpies this morning, animals are so cute

No. 1339239


No. 1339252

>>1339082
There is usually a trigger for your sleep paralysis. Mine started after what is now my PTSD. Once i left the environment where my trauma took place it took about 1-2 years to rarely have paralysis anymore, and when i do it's usually stress with a trauma trigger. Maybe try keeping a diary to figure out what your triggers could be. When i fall asleep, immediately after waking myself up from my paralysis, i fall back into the paralysis too. The only thing that helps is waking up completely, turning on a light, getting up, drink some water, and then relax with a youtube video (stimulate the senses). After that you can try and sleep again. And whatever you do, dont have anxiety over your paralysis!!! This will only make it worse! I know it's difficult to do, but it will worsen your anxiety which can trigger your paralysis even more. I know it sucks having it, nonna, but you will find mechanisms to ward off the evil paralysis demon eventually. Good luck!!!

No. 1339266

>>1339233
please share the recipe! I still have some bok choy that I need to eat and I recently bought sum good pasta as well!

No. 1339312

>>1339266
here it is, it's really simple but since i already splurged for the other pasta dish, i don't want to have to buy much more. https://theclevermeal.com/pasta-with-spinach-easy-quick/

but i found this really tasty-looking one-pot pasta recipe with leeks and mushrooms: i've never figured out what to cook with leeks so i'm def gonna try it this fall https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/one-pot-white-wine-pasta-mushrooms-and-leeks

No. 1339321

I woke up yesterday feeling extra foggy headed. On my walk to work I grabbed a strong coffee seeing as this wasn't my usual morning tiredness. It was like I never even had the coffee. Didn't do a thing. I checked my period app and I'm 10 days away. The last while this is becoming the new norm for me. A week and a half of intense fatigue as a pms symptom. I should look into iron levels.

Woke up thismorning with sniffles, muscle aches and stiffness and now I'm like.. oh. idk if its rona or a regular flu but its eye opening to realize the level of fatigue and brain fog that I've been living with for ONE THIRD of my time is on par with having flu. The only giveaway was the sniffles kicking in. The shit that we suck up and downplay all because its period related.

No. 1339551

my friend broke up with her porn sick boyfriend finally and i’m so happy for her. she’s devastated but god i hated the dude so fucking much. she gave him everything and he lied to her endlessly. i think our other friend might soon be done with her fiancé who she’s talked about wanting to break up with before. i also feel like some liberal feminists are slowly turning towards being anti porn and possibly even anti trans, and that’s giving me a little hope.

No. 1339588

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Sort of want to know what's the drama in that drawing board thing but too tired and lazy to make any sense out of it.

No. 1339595

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>>1339588
Cat and rice? I raise you a sushi cat. Also I really want some good sushi today, but no good sushi place nearby. Sadness.

No. 1339601

I've been interested in fashion lately-watching fashion youtubers, researching on types of clothes that would look good for my body type, and looking at online stores. My job, being a university student, and not having friends to go out with give me no excuses to dress up more. Plus quality items that I want to buy are still too expensive for me even if they're on sale. So for now, I am just fantasizing about all the outfits I want to wear. I can't wait to be a grown ass woman and have a good paying job so I can wear all the clothes I wanna wear.

No. 1339677

I was hungry and since I'm a lazy fuck I just ate 3 slices of plain, totally unembellished white bread as my snack. It was fine. I'm not hungry anymore.

No. 1339745

>>1339588
An anon made a drawing that was poking fun at women, and due to the circumstances around that drawing (moids posting in the thread at the same time it was drawn), it made anons speculate if a man drew it. So then they started fighting about whether or not the artist is actually a man and it's still going like 3 days later because for some reason mods don't want to ban the infighters. Also, the artist posted two more drawings mocking the anons in that thread which kind of spurred on the arguing even more.

No. 1339748

>>1339588
Some anon decided it was a great idea to draw art mocking women/dumb bitch memes on a board with the theme Female Utopia. Totally wasn't predictable that would turn out in a shitfest ofc even if that wasn't a moid.

No. 1339841

>>1339745
>>1339748
I see, thanks, day long infights can be difficult to understand.

No. 1339857

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gonna download this dress for Sims 4 and make my sims house pink, fluffy and stupid, before i get bored and get her a goth roommate and do that played out storyline.

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No. 1339859

I have a picnic this weekend and I'm excited to bake some shit for it.

No. 1339932

>>1339857
You're making them get married, aren't you?

No. 1340019

>>1339857
This dress design looks familiar. Was it in an old Barbie movie or something.

No. 1340058

>>1339859
hell yes nona

No. 1340522

Whenever I get tinnitus it sounds like the background music from SpongeBob on a loop for days. This one specifically. Just faintly playing in the back of my ear. I am so serious. It’s like it vaguely resembles a specific rhythm in it so my brain adds everything around it. None of you know suffrage like I do.

No. 1340581

I keep leaving the gas turned on. I'm gonna blow my ass up one day

No. 1340584

>>1340581
You’re gonna blow yourself up final destination style cut that shit out

No. 1340591

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I started eating way more carbs and my workouts are so much more effective. I used to feel so tired and weak after as well, but not anymore. Gonna make myself some pasta for dinner.

No. 1340617

>>1340591
Nonnaaaa that's amazing. I'm always so scared of carbs, but I guess it's okay to eat them.

No. 1340631

My dog woke me up way too early and now I can’t fall back to sleep. I wish my favorite cows were more milky right now I’m so bored right now

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No. 1340654

>>1340591
>>1340617
me too!! since i didn't work out much, i was scared of eating too many carbs a day but now i realize that they're absolutely vital pre and post workout, and if you have muscle tone, slight weight fluctuations don't look terrible anyway. let's eat all the pasta and bread nonnies

No. 1340765

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I've been french braiding my hair immediately after showering so that I get nice and wavy hair for the next day. My hair is very fine and straight so it's nice to have fluffy hair to do lots of cute stuff with for once. Makes me want to perm my hair so bad!! I look so cute like this!!

No. 1340776

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I wish I was a kid again, I picked up a Moody Blues record today and old hippie rock always reminds me of that endless curiosity you have as a child. I would look at the birds and think about why they were flying a certain way, everything used to be so magical. Everything gets harder when you get older I wish I was 70 already.

No. 1340797

After months of bugging my parents about it, I've finally convinced them to set up a trust to put our apartment in for me to inherit. There's no question of me getting it, I'm an only child, I just don't want to deal with potentially going to probate court over it kek. They're making me find the estate planning attorney though.

No. 1340815

>>1340765
I want a perm too but the girls I asked said not to. But I want huge curly hair!! It's my dream! I already have pretty poofy hair to begin with but I want B I G hair.

No. 1340817

>>1340815
I've gotten (cold) perms in the past and my hair usually comes out very nice! There's only one time where my hair got quite frizzy and dry, but I was able to find good moisturizing products that reigned in the dryness. My hair is so just flat and lacking in volume. I want to be able to do cute fun stuff with my hair.

I guess I could just keep braiding it but bleh. Would be nice to just wake up or come out of the shower and have fun hair. I normally would've jumped headfirst into a perm but I'm currently growing out my hair and just want to have it in it's natural, undyed, untreated state for a while. I'm usually putting it through some shit kek.

No. 1340827

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I just placed my first order from taobao via a shipping agent and I'm so ecstatic. I found so much cool stuff on tao but I was always discouraged by the ordering process. I took the plunge today because my item was only 113 yuan and everythign went so smooth! I payed with paypal and carefully read all the instructions and questions on checkout, now all I have to do is wait for my package to reach warehouse and be removed from packaging (for less shipping cost!). Im so happy nonners I feel like this will be my downfall

No. 1340912

>>1340776
You can earn it back a bit. You just have to do the things that bring you joy every single day, and do creative things every single day. It's easier for me now that I'm older and don't give a shit about sex or crushes on scrotes anymore. It feels like being a teenager again, I can daydream and even bring some of my fantasies to life, since I have skills and some money now.

No. 1340919

I can't turn my phone on because the power button is fucking broken. This is so frustrating.

No. 1340995

I'm addicted to Pepsi, always drunk max like 2 glasses a day, that was enough for me but it started to ruin my teeth anyway so now i'm not drinking it, i only had 2 shots of pepsi for the leat 4 weeks so i think i'm doing good.

No. 1341021

I hadn't had alcohol since new years. I stopped regularly drinking last year after indulging in too much gin led me to do something dumb. I fancied just a couple beers yesterday though. Whats the harm? Haven't stopped farting since.

No. 1341024

>>1310778
Isn't it like that one disguise specialist's word? That it's actually extremely easy for a woman to cloak herself as a man, but extremely difficult for a man to cloak himself as a woman.

No. 1341059

Literally everyone always contacts me all at the same time and always during like the busiest possible time for me and then when I’m actually free everyone else I’ve ever met is always busy at the same time

No. 1341122

>>1341107
Yes exactly!! Honestly glad someone else experiences this it was beginning to feel like I had some kind of curse put on me or something

No. 1341123

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Tomorrow I'm gonna start dark choco raspberry cookies I'm making for some friends. Very excited!

No. 1341125

In for a boring weekend. I'm a bit sick so I had to cancel on my friends and it's the type of sick where you're mentally energetic (not sleeping 24/7) but you can't go outside without feeling shitty. Can't just smoke or drink on my own either because it'll make it worse (hangover/throat pain). Just gonna be a weekend of browsing old threads I guess kek.

>>1341123
This sounds so good!

No. 1341131

>>1341123
Aaaahh so god and nice!!

No. 1341164

I bought a so called ready-to-eat mango a few days ago and it's only been ripe enough for me to eat it today

No. 1341333

i just got an rgb mouse that matches with my rgb keyboard laptop and rgb gaming chair, it's so fuckin kewl!!

No. 1341357

>>1341123
Recipe please nonnie that sounds delicious

No. 1341374

>>1341357
I'm just going to use the Tasty chewy chocolate chip recipe and add raspberries. I really love this recipe, it hasn't steered me wrong yet but we'll see how they come out with raspberries.
https://tasty.co/recipe/the-best-chewy-chocolate-chip-cookies

No. 1341491

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>>1341374
Yooo tasty has some very good recepies. Here's my favorite one from the website, I use this recepy to make a sponge-like orange cake (I don't like the oilyness of sata andagi but the recepy is super good and yummy)

https://tasty.co/recipe/sata-andagi

No. 1341527

>>1341491
Woah, I want to try this. Thanks anon!

No. 1341554

Why the fuck did a gym just try to call me. It's literally 1 in the morning.

No. 1341563

>>1341374
Are you able to access freeze-dried raspberries? I think those would work better than fresh. Or even frozen might work. Raspberries don't have as much water content as strawberries thankfully but you might still get some tender spots and potential uneven baking. But I hope it comes out ok nonnie!

No. 1341566

>>1341563
I'm using frozen, I'm not sure if I could find freeze-dried raspberries anywhere. Thank you nonna!

No. 1341578

>>1341554
They're open 24 hours and it's time to work out NONNY

No. 1341643

>>1341554
>sleeping when she could be lifting
ngmi

No. 1341649

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jealous of nonnies who have an oven to bake. can't really afford one + no space for it without inconveniencing my roomies

No. 1341657

>>1341643
I'm not asleep. I'm awake in fear that they may call me again.

No. 1341658

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>>1341649
Get a toaster oven nonnie. They sell mini ones that are even smaller.

No. 1341667

>>1341658
omg i didn't know they could be this cheap!! and there's some more expensive ones that are more than half-priced second hand. thanks for the advice nonie, will def look into it for winter.

i have more mundane shit: i'm trying to negotiate something that was posted for sale last december for half price. their asking price was higher than the current market price + i'm hoping they're desperate from it being up for so long. wish me luck nonies

No. 1341694

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Was looking at latest posts for the Undertale cafe and I'm looking foward to it. Planning on going there with my brother and his friend who both have no interest in the game. Kinda nervous too of being around with other fans since I rarely go to events.

No. 1341709

>>1341694
This sounds awesome! Good luck!

No. 1341722

>>1341658
i didnt even know small ovens like this existed, are they able to bake just as good as a real oven (bcus i dont want food poisoning)

No. 1341729

>>1341722
Had a quick look and yes even the cheap ones heat up to 250C so no risk there

No. 1341782

i've been waiting for a package for like three WEEKS now and i thought i would have it by today REEEEEEEEE

No. 1341786

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>>1341782
samefag but it's actually supposed to be coming tomorrow. never mind!

No. 1341813

It makes me unreasonably happy to leave Amazon reviews

No. 1341819

>>1341813
Same nonnie, I like to mention things other reviews don't, like how the product works long term and what it worked/didn't work for. Reviews that just say ''arrived quickly very pleased'' annoy me so much! I hope I'm helping people out there, was happy to get an email saying my reviews have had 30k+ views.

No. 1341822

>>1341813
I never leave reviews for anything.. is that bad? only when I used to use depop.

No. 1341836

>>1341822
Ayrt & no I don't think it's bad. If anything it's free advertisement which rubs me the wrong way to be honest. If you ever feel inclined to though, it does help out small sellers/businesses, Etsy or eBay for example but you don't owe anyone shit besides the money kek

>>1341819
Omg congrats nonnie you're famous! I have a few Google reviews that each have a couple thousand views and it makes me happy. I love writing detailed reviews too, and posting pictures if I feel comfortable (I always blur my face out though). It just makes me happy to help others judge a product because I am very particular and reviews help me out so much. I like seeing a regular picture of a clothing item. Grrr yes I hate those reviews too that have barely any relevant info. What REALLY pisses me off is in literally most Amazon products' q&a section there will be multiple people answering with, "I don't know because I didn't buy [specific color or style of item that the question is in regards to]," or simply, "I don't know." It drives me nuts!!!

No. 1341844

my mom is sick so I cook soup for her

No. 1341849

Not sure if it's just the shows I'm searching, but I've been noticing on youtube that TV show "reviews" are now little more than recaps with maybe some kind of reaction element. But it's not quite "reaction" video and definitely not a "review" video, but they refuse to call them "recap" videos.

No. 1341904

I am sick! Ive been sick for 3 days now, despite taking medicine!! My throat feels like ive been eating glass shards, so it's lozenge time babyyy

No. 1341905

>>1341904
Drink some ginger ale or tea nonna. Hope you get better.

No. 1341930

>>1341667
Good luck!
>>1341722
Yes, they work just the same kinda like an air fryer. Very convenient if you don't have a lot of space.

No. 1341943

>>1341930
My air fryer also has an oven setting. I love it like it’s my own child, it’s the greatest appliance a person cooking for one can own.

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No. 1342132

>>1341667
I work at a thrift store and we price toaster ovens for like $12 kek. Tho I've never seen one as cute as the hello kitty one!! But def check your local thrift stores if you can! They're perfect for chicken nuggies and cheesy toast.

No. 1342138

I just thought of the perfect little red riding hood costume for halloween (with clothes I already own), this is so dumb but I'm so excited! You can look as cute and weird as you want and nobody cares, already looking forward to it ♥

No. 1342173

>>1342138
Have fun anon! I'm going as Margret thatcher

No. 1342174

>>1341786
Kek cute

No. 1342179

Making a pizza with 100% free or foraged ingredients, pretty happy with it. Wish there was a fucking dominos here

No. 1342187

>>1341566
Nonnie oh nonnie you made me have a dream that I was attempting this as well but the dream ended before I could get ingredients kek. I hope everything came out ok!

No. 1342208

>>1342179
What's on it nonita?

No. 1342252

I beat you to the mundane shit thread, mueheheh

No. 1342504

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I really need to go to sleep but I'm on lolcow instead

No. 1342508

>>1342504
Lmfao never sleep NEVER SLEEP

No. 1342521

I missed you all!

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No. 1342586

>>1342504
Good edit

No. 1342647

I've somehow become a morning person (no laying around in bed before I get up) and when I checked my computer and saw LC was up I'm so happy kek I missed this.

No. 1342673

>>1342647
same, i was so genuinely empty inside because i was afraid of how long it would take to come back up

No. 1342929

I finally went to the gynecologist for the first time in my life but since I'm a perma virgin she just checked my breasts for cancer, she thankfully didn't say anything derogatory regarding my virginity or my appearance (not shaved and nipple piercings), I probably found a good one.

No. 1342946

>>1342929
>she thankfully didn't say anything derogatory regarding my virginity or my appearance
The bar is on the ground, literally.
Anyway, find another gyno anon, being a virgin doesn't mean there's no risk of a cervical cancer so it's still good to have pap smear done.

No. 1342961

>>1342946
It's the general consensus in my country afaik, no gyno is going to do it on me. It's true I could have said I had sex like once a long ass time ago, especially since I occasionally use dildos I don't think she would have seen much difference, it's not like I'm a nun lol.

No. 1343303

I saw a girl on public transport that looked like blonde Jodi just now. I think I accidentally stared because the resemblance was uncanny.

No. 1343331

>>1342929
Why would she say anything about your looks or virginity? She's a gynecologist, she has to expect all sorts of patients and I'm sure she knows this. I hope you don't actually have breast cancer and it's just a fibroadenoma. I'm also a virgin and when I went to a proper specialist instead of my GP (who focused on gynecology when studying but still) she was perfectly understanding but didn't expect it at all kek, I have a huge fibroadenoma, she's gonna remove it in a few month thanks to surgery and without asking she told me to get a pregnancy test, and when I told her it would be useless because I'm a virgin and I'm definitely not going to have sex until surgery she and her apprentice looked like a grew a second head at first that was pretty funny.

>>1342961
>especially since I occasionally use dildos I don't think she would have seen much difference
My GP asked me a few times if I fingered myself to check if getting tested for some virus would be necessary, so keep in mind that even using dildos could become relevant info.

No. 1343550

Eating peanut butter with my bare hands. I don't even really like peanut butter that much

No. 1343829

I made some delicious tuna patties with lots of black pepper, I love it, I don't know why, but it's just so impressive how it makes anything tastier.

No. 1343832

received an email this afternoon alerting everyone that they need to be at work at 8am saturday and sunday. sir half the office has multiple children under 12 and the rest of us have lives excuse you. i sent out a bitchy email to my supervisor, the person who sent it out, and the CFO and received no response KEK

No. 1343860

>>1343838
nta but a woman can stand up for herself and if anyone cant tolerate pushback for sudden hour changes/OT and resort to firing then they have no place in management

No. 1344059

>>1343550
feral female peanut butter eaters are my favorite type of person

No. 1344243

>>1343550
I fear yet respect you simultaneously.

What brand of peanut butter?

No. 1344450

Today’s meal(s) consisted of: one black coffee, four pieces of pizza, a hot chocolate. I think I’m done for, nonnies.

No. 1344455

>>1344450
Seems balanced to me you got energy, carbs, vegetables = tomato sauce, dairy, and a treat

No. 1344464

Just ate a whole can of beans. Delicious but I will be on the toilet for the majority of tomorrow

No. 1344497

I was in the public school bathroom yesterday and this girl walks in, sits in the stall next to me, and immediately starts shitting. No hesitation, no shame. I really admire her for that.

No. 1344901

>>1344243
I think it's just Great Value. I bought it to eat with pickles. I don't really get nut butters that often, but if I do I usually get almond butter.

No. 1344946

My first name is too similar to more popular names and my last name has a 100 variations of spelling so it's always nice when someone gets it right first try.

No. 1344973

>>1344497
good for her

No. 1344999

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i drank raw milk from my dad's cow today and it was absolute bliss

No. 1345148

I don’t get how pancakes, waffles, french toast, cereal, etc can be breakfast. I’m not functioning after breaking my fast and until lunch time on just that.

No. 1345681

>>1344999
I always thought raw milk was bad for you bc of bacteria or some shit? That's rad as hell though, I've always wanted a cow.

No. 1345687

>>1344999
adult humans drinking milk is weird

No. 1345690

>>1345688
omg please spoiler this..

No. 1345706

>>1345148
my exact thoughts when i cut wheat due to it giving me problems. cant believe i was consuming dessert for years and its fine to burger society.

No. 1345721

I haven't been able to eat olive oil for months because one time I made an olive oil cake and the smell and taste was incredibly strong. I couldn't even eat it.

No. 1345727

>>1345691
nonna!! you didn’t have to but you did, thank you kek

No. 1345769

>>1345721
That happened to me with sunflower oil in a pie before

No. 1345958

>>1345681
nah i never had any problems my great gramdmother always gave me milk from her cows and nothing bad ever happened, it tastes like a cow though so not everybody's gonna like it.

No. 1345969

>>1345721
>>1345769
This happened to me the first time I cooked with fish sauce; I took a huge whif from the bottle and almost ruined my appetite. & the first time I used sesame oil I used wayyyyy too much. It was disgustang

No. 1346017

I went to the drug store and a new employee was hired. Obvious tranny with the typical estrogen voice. Is jittery, and won't stfu. You could hear him from across the store. He ends up in a conversation with another employee about furries and fucking animals. The whole store could hear it.

No. 1346024

>>1346017
Report that shit to corporate via email. Include the time & date of your visit. Disgusting.

No. 1346038

Jesus christ I had like 1/2 c. of coffee about 3 hours ago and I feel like a crackhead. It is so uncomfortable. I'm sad because I like coffee more than tea and I guess decaf tastes like shit so I'm SOL for a nice warm drink after I wake up. I guess I can do water and lemon… ugh

No. 1346068

>>1345681
Oh god, freshly milked milk is the best thing. Part of my family has a farm and they've always had cows; as other anon says it tastes a bit different than milk you'd buy from a store, richer and fatter.

No. 1346072

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i just got a bed tray!

No. 1346074

>>1346072
I should get myself one. My mother had one, let me use it years ago and she got rid of it for some reason, so I miss having one.

No. 1346122


No. 1346644

>>1345687
Humans drinking bovine breast milk is weird, period.

No. 1346819

I so badly wish my birthday was in the fall. preferably october or late september. celebrating my birthday in the fall just sounds so much nicer (it's basically my favorite season) having a june birthday sucks because there's so much going on I get looked over and I prefer fall activities anyway

No. 1346820

All I want is to live alone so I can eat soup for breakfast, meditate in peace and make a nice space for a senior cat who needs a home. Please just give me a full time job. I need money and independence right now.

No. 1346974

I started reading the often recommended "Why Does He Do That?" By Lundy Bancroft and even though I consider myself a big misandrist, I'm realizing how much pickmeisms I still held about moids. I'll prob never believe a male's tale of events about his relationship ever again.

No. 1347007

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be careful scrolling nonnies

No. 1347019

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Wish all scrots a nice spike to sit on in hell.

No. 1347022

>>1347019
same tbh

No. 1347029

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>>1347023

May it kill them?

No. 1347039

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>>1347031
Idk nonnie, I'm tired and just wanna chill and not see gore and buttholes

No. 1347041

>>1347039
And what you want is valid nonnie

No. 1347088

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>>1347042
>>1347041
nonnies you guys are the best I hope you have a good night/day. <3

No. 1347091

>be twitter artist for
>have ask box thingy
>get question asking if I have any LGBT headcanons
>say "no not really" but then add some extra fluff to make it like I'm inclusive
>when in reality I don't really care about such things

No. 1347284

>>1347039
omg the lil toy car thing in your pic, i had one as a toddler that i LOVED and my mom lent it to her younger brother to use for his kids. he immediately fucking sold it. fucking dumbass moid that shit was LENDED to him and also hes literally rich so he didnt even need cash whereas my family was poor as fuck at the time. fuck him

No. 1347291

My tattoo artist doesn't want to show me his sketch before I drive an hour+ in traffic to come see him to get it done. I'm not sure if this is standard but reee what if I don't like the design? I put down an $80 deposit pls just show meeee. I have social anxiety (aka I think everyone is always looking at me and judging me) so it's really hard to judge a tattoo in the shop surrounded by cool tattoo people. I WILL make sure I like this and I WILL go home if I don't like it. This is what I am telling myself. He's a family friend too so I don't want to be inappropriate by bugging him about it before the appointment. Pls no boolie I know this is lame

No. 1347299

It's nearly libra season and my birthday. This mercury retrograde has been annoying. I got scammed and dumped but now with beautiful hindsight both taught me a lesson. The boy was a jackass. An older gentleman has shown interest and rather than jinx myself I will speak no more on it. I want big things to happen this year and I cba with bullshit thank you

No. 1347304

>>1347091
I wouldnt even answer it kek

No. 1347342

>>1346072
I need one of these so bad because my laptop keeps getting hot af when I’m trying to game and I’ve been putting it on a stack of books.

No. 1347349

>>1347291
Kick his ass if you dont like it cause that shits permanent and there is not a shortage of tattoo piercing places with artists

No. 1347360

>>1347291
I only have a few tattoos and I'm no expert but I think the basic tattoo etiquette is you generally don't know the design until day of, and most artists even do it the night before the appointment. It never sat well with me either because it is a permanent part of you. Maybe if he's a family friend he'll make an exception though?

No. 1347394

>>1347342
i used to put an ice pack under my laptop

No. 1347401

>>1347349
Most definitely, I have a few that I wish I liked more. It sucks- never again.

>>1347360
Yeah that's what I'm thinking re: etiquette. I asked him twice and he didn't reply so I think that is his way of saying no kek pray for me nonnas

No. 1347403

>>1347360
really? that sounds ridiculous. it shouldnt be too hard to just show the customer what they plan to do (not a tattoo person btw)

No. 1347406

>>1347360
I don't think this has been my experience getting tattoos? I have a few and I've always put a deposit down and seen the art beforehand

No. 1347435

>>1347403
>>1347406
Original poster and ugh this makes me frustrated but I don't want to make a big deal about it. Even if he fixes/redrawn elements of the tattoo on the day of while I'm at the shop I feel like I will have to pay extra for his time or something. I think if he doesn't want to show me beforehand and I show up and dislike it I will be somewhat annoyed and let him know it. I just don't want to be one of those clients but come on, it's a long drive through the shittiest traffic imaginable. His work is impeccable though. Live and learn.

No. 1347438

>>1347435
Samefag but I wanted to add that there is a month from now until the appointment and I made sure to say it's ok if he shows me the sketch a week or less before, I'm not demanding it now or anything.

No. 1347457

>>1341694
>>1342101
Same nonnie again. Went to the cafe with my brother the other day and it was pretty nice. Unfortunately, they ran out of the food and the drinks were kinda meh but I'm happy in taking pics with the character cutouts and partake in an event of one of my favorite games. Hopefully might come again.

No. 1347461

>>1347435
You should communicate these things with your tattoo artist nonnie

No. 1347464

>>1347461
You're right I'm just scared of frustrating him or coming off as fussy but that's probably my anxiety speaking. Thanks for all the input nonnies and goodnight ♥

No. 1347471

>>1347291
Tattoo etiquette is that they'll show you day of because unfortunately many take their design and run with it to get it done cheaply, not saying you would do that but it happens. I just got my first piece done earlier this year and I asked an adjustment and he agreed and did not charge me, took him 10 mins. He was hourly with a deposit. I'm so happy I did it and asked him because I had the same worry as you.
Any artist worth their salt will be flexible with you on details and even the placement too! Want it over 2cm? you have a right to ask! He's a professional and understands that this will be on you forever and needs your feedback and you going to him I hope you liked his work and have faith that he'll do a good job. If it really fucking sucks please leave. Better to spend 3 hours in traffic with no tattoo than 3 hours in a chair for one you hate.

No. 1347512

Going for surgery in my hand today (my first surgery ever) and while it should be simple my recovery time is gonna be brutal. Wish me luck nonas

No. 1347516

>>1347512
Best of luck, anon. Hope your recovery is quick too.

No. 1347520

>>1347512
good luck anon!! and be careful with hunger post-anaesthesia. i had maccas after my first surgery and puked despite not eating a lot, nor feeling nauseous before it was too late kek.

No. 1347524

ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHING THESE PACKS OF DRIED SEAWEED, BORDERING ON CARNAL.

No. 1347529

>>1347524
You should look into furikake seasoning nona

No. 1347632

Been trying to figure out why my stomach is cramping so bad, and I just realized that I didn't eat.
And now I'm getting that pre-vomit mouthwatering so I need to eat food before I throw up. Nice.

No. 1347866

I’ve been using assorted chemical peels on my feet all summer and they’ve been peeling off and on all summer and I’m finally getting to soft foot skin underneath the calloused hard skin but I’ve been pulling the layers off with tweezers for fun and I keep finding foot flakes everywhere no matter how much I sweep and vacuum

No. 1347951

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>>1346819
Same, but for me it's because I'm an astrofag and libras are my favorite. At least I have it as my moon and got the sun-moon sister sign thingy going on lol.

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>>1347524
I had a phase where I drunk a ton of strawberry milk, but I never found seaweed sheets for cheap, so I could never imitate Kagura.

No. 1348039

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I'm incredibly easy moved to tears anyways, but there are two songs that are guaranteed to make me bawl my eyes out. I went for a walk and one of those started playing on my mp3 player, and I thought I could keep it together because I'm outside, but I had to sit down on a bench for a good fifteen minutes until I calmed down enough lmao. I'm glad it gets dark early already, so noone saw me.

No. 1348040

>>1348039
Share the songs nona

No. 1348086

>>1348040
The song in question is Cosmos by Momoe Yamaguchi, I can't believe how much I love this song.
>The light red cosmos are swaying casually in the autumn sun
>Mom, recently getting close to tears easily, coughs once in the garden
>Sitting on the veranda with an open album, reminiscing about my childhood days,
>She repeats the same story again and again, talking in a quiet voice, as if talking to herself
>On this peaceful late autumn day, your kindness starts to sting
>You're smiling at me, a bride by tomorrow, "It might be painful right now, but time will turn it into a funny story, so no need to worry"
>When looking back on various memories, I realize just now, there wasn't a single day where I was alone, and bite my lip at my own selfishness
>While lending me a hand packing my luggage for tomorrow, we kept our spirits up for a while
>And then suddenly, sheeding tears, mom repeats "Be happy", over and over again
>I'll try to live my life in my own way while internalizing the words of gratitude
>Please, on this peaceful late autumn day, let me be your child for just a bit longer

No. 1348095

>friend is super giddy about her date
>shows us a pic of the moid
>he has two joker tattoos
I don't want to break her enthusiasm but he kinda looks like a fuckboy.

No. 1348111

>>1348095
I think you mean meth head kek what the fuck. I pray she finds a better scrote.

No. 1348113

Got stuck in traffic and had to pee so bad that by the time I pulled off the highway to a bathroom, I was keeling over cuz my bladder hurt that much. I sure hope I don't have an infection

No. 1348115

>>1348086
samefag this is gorgeous nonna, thanks for the link

No. 1348117

>>1348111
Kek meth is not a thing in my country, he at least looks clean. She's going through a hookup phase after years of dead bedroom and she's well aware how much of a gigantic pickme she is (she relates a lot to the preppy Nana from the manga), she recently got pumped and dumped by a dude she was super giddy over too, went "I hate men" for a day, started talking to other guys and rinse and repeat. I hope she won't make any bad encounter.

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No. 1348268

>>1348132
Wendy’s French fries in chocolate shake you do not know decadence such as

No. 1348277

>>1348268
i NEED to have fries with their strawberry frosty again before they take it off the menu UGH fucking so good

No. 1348313

I started watching Abbott Elementary and I'm really enjoying it. I'm usually not a sitcom person plus I'm only on the pilot but it seems really good so far. Also it's nice to see Quinta on the big screen with her own show.

No. 1348366

I miss living on my own and being able to cook my own food and determining my own diet. I'm currently living with my parents and I usually eat whatever food my mom makes or brings. Tonight, I ate like 3 samosas and now I feel extra bloated because I'm on my period. If I was making my own food, I would have cooked a healthy meal with lots of nutrients and spinach. I also haven't been able to eat enough veggies and fruits compared to when I was living on my own, wherein I would incorporate it in every meal, so now I've only been pooping every 4 days lol. Yeah I know I'm whining right now and I have the choice to cook my own food but the grocery store being a 10 min drive and food always being prepared makes me so lazy. I hope I can live out on my own again so I have more freedom to do what I want.

No. 1348396

>>1348268
Fuck, now I want some.

No. 1348503

I want to sleep but I can't until I finish my tea. I still have a full cup. And then I'm going to have to drink water after this.

No. 1348525

>>1348132
Lmao I'll send it to her if she gets pumped and dumped by this dude.

No. 1348898

Tell me why shower heads in store are like at least $50 but I can get one at Costco online for like $20… wtf is this shit. In person stores really do suck

No. 1348913

Starting to wonder if long hair is even worth it because of how much of a pain it is. I'm constantly cleaning my shedded hairs off the floor. On one hand, I'm grateful I have dense and healthy hair. On the other though, my god the amount of shedding. I got one of those drain hair catchers and it completely fills up after I wash my hair twice.

No. 1348919

>>1348913
I'm so annoyed because I cut my hair because my hair shedding was ridiculous then I figured out how to thin out my hair when it's wet. I could have so much length rn but instead I'm mushroom

No. 1348935

>>1348919
Hope it grows back soon.

No. 1348937

my phone has been in the repair shop for 2 weeks and i haven't used social media beyond occasional checking since. i don't miss many people i only talked to there. this break was a little quality check.

No. 1348942

>>1348898
Costco is great. The one time I got something shipped from Costco though, it took quite a while.

No. 1348960

I'm rewatching game of thrones and the hound was my favourite from the start and then sansa and I remember the emotions but not the why and I just finished season 2 and I know why!!!!! Also how fucking sad is the man getting killed at winter fell but still got to see bran and Rickon. The first death to make me cry because I forgot it. So sad. Anyway its also funny seeing the locations, I live near ballintoy Harbour where all the greyjoys are filmed and its funny seeing all the places I get high.

No. 1348965

>>1348960
I was extremely into the hound thanks for reminding me

No. 1348989

>>1348965
He's hot af

No. 1349000

>>1348989
I wanted that man to rail me so bad I was watching terrible shows he was in before GoT and saying maybe bald spots aren’t bad after all

No. 1349066

I bought those starface hydrocolloid patches and I feel like a sped with stickers on my face. I bet these don't even have shit in them and it's just a scam that'd be funny

No. 1349129

>>1349066
The ones I’ve bought worked for my whiteheads when I got them. They didn’t help with my cystic(?) acne (the just red bumps not whiteheads)

No. 1349155

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I haven't had seitan in so long and I'm really craving it. I think that's what I'm gonna make for lunch or dinner.

No. 1349398

Guess I have hypersomnia. Since the start of this month I've been sleeping for 10-12 hours a day and would probably sleep even more. It probably means I have some health problems or seasonal depression or something but I don't really care tbh, I would sleep forever. I also started having very realistic and interesting dreams and I'd prefer to stay there.

No. 1349452

Finally coming out of my awful seasonal depression (fuck summer) and was procrastinating cleaning up the mess in my apartment so instead I decorated for Halloween. That gave me enough inertia to finish cleaning so now I'm vibing in my spooky tidy place. Gonna have pizza and watch Ghost Files tonight.

No. 1349458

Debating whether I should stay for two and a half more hours to get a s’more or just go home

No. 1349502

Watching my mom take back her life has been so beautiful.

No. 1349509

I was focusing on the static behind my eyes while they were closed for too long and randomly honed in and got the clearest view of what looked kind of like red, thin-tendril sea anemone swaying all over my eyes and it was so HD and specific it freaked me out a little because I’ve never seen or envisioned anything like it. After googling I think I received a momentary blessing (?) into seeing vessels of the ocularis oculi muscle of my eyelid. Not special but I’ve never seen something like that before. The tendrils are all over the fibrous interconnecting stalks and it looks cool and a little scary as hell. I can’t do it again but I also don’t want to. They didn’t break apart/warp/move around aside from the tendrils quickly swarming everywhere and I actually had to stop and open my eyes because it was starting to make me really anxious. I can’t do it again but just letting you know what we have floating around in there ok. Ok thx.

No. 1349548

>>1349452
I’ve never heard of people being depressed from summer! Hope you have a spooky cosy evening nonnie

No. 1349557

My desk is in front of a window, and ah the sunlight is so nice right now! I feel rejuvenated, inspired, and ready to be productive. I even feel less mentally ill! Hello weekend!

No. 1349579

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>>1348313
Ok I finally finished binge watching the show and oh my god it was so cute it made me literally cry. And despite what they say, Janine's outfits are cute.

No. 1349773

I met a guy over a year ago now. Felt super attracted to him but I had some high walls up att. I stalked his socials a bit afterwards and he came into my workplace a couple times and flirted but it stopped there. I just enjoyed it as a crush. It was nice to feel those flutters from a safe distance.

I don't know what happened but he looks like shit lately. He went grey overnight. I went from being too nervous to make any move to being glad I never did. How the.. in such a short space of time too?

No. 1350218

>>1349773
>went grey
uoh how old was he?

No. 1350250

Today I ate broccoli and ginger and stared at the wall. And yet I still have every right to exist and have my own agency. Isn’t that just miraculous.

No. 1350970

I managed to buy some good quality kimchi and I put it on my avocado toast and it was like the best thing ever. Fermented food is also pretty popular in my country so I kinda knew I would like it, it has a familiar taste. But yeah, I recommend everyone to try it, it's not only yummy but also very healthy!

No. 1350976

I went to get an oil change and it turned out there was a festival close by in the town I work in, so I went there after to get some food. It’s kind of fun but because I’m by myself I feel a little awkward, especially when I pass people that recognize me from my job. But it’s really nice out today

No. 1351170

for the first time in my life, i finally decided to put my summer clothes away and bring out all my sweaters and jackets for winter. it's a little early but at least i won't have to fish a sweater out of the depths of my closet at 3am once it gets even colder. it's nice to feel organized

No. 1351192

An orb weaver made her web on my balcony, in a really awkward spot for her, but it's out of the way so I have let her stay. I've seen her building her web a few times, and how she wraps up her prey is very fun to watch. I've tossed a couple tiny ants into her web and some tiny isopods, so I think she has stayed thinking it's a good spot. There's been this house fly in my room for like a fucking week, this morning it was suuuper annoying, landing on my bare skin constantly. I finally caught the mfer, put my pants on with one hand and ran outside. She wasn't in her web but I know she's always close by, hiding. As soon as I tossed that dirty fly into her web, she came running. Must be a delicious feast after slim pickings for a while. Love her. I wanted to make her a little hut for the winter, but it seems orb weavers tend to die after a season. I'm pretty scared of spiders and I regularily murder the ones in my bedroom, but I will miss her. I had a dream she crawled over me and I think it slightly cured part of my fear.

No. 1351240

I hate cooking. Why do I have to waste my time and energy on it every single day? If I didn't live with my moid I'd be a Soylent/Huel diet freak 100%

No. 1351572

Really glad I worked out this morning after work, even though I didn't want to for two reasons: a) working out when you don't want to (and had planned to) is the most crucial time to do it (discipline) and b) I don't have to do it now to make up for skipping. Yeeee! And obviosuly because I am making progress & my body looks nice!

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I made like the best butter chicken ever. I didn't expect it to be so tasty because I never felt that strong at cooking, but it was so good eating it triggered my endorphins to the max and I can't wait to cook it for someone

No. 1351830

>>1351192
i found a little fuzzy white spider a few days ago on my porch and let it live, it starred at me and i stared back cause it was big enough. cute little guy, havent seen him since but hope he does ok. crickets and roaches scare me not spiders.

No. 1351839

>>1351828
how about cooking it for me next time nonita

No. 1351865

I’ve been practicing Italian and I’m amazed at how much I understand in the pastapiazza thread

No. 1352091

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My bf got groomed into buying an Aeropress by some Youtube coffee autist, we tried it for the first time and it's quite nice, actually! Really smooth tasting coffee

No. 1352094

Currently downloading a crack of a program I need (well, want). Pray I don't get a virus nonnas.

No. 1352097

>>1351865
Yooo same. I've got these Corto Maltese comic books and I'm proud of how I can read some phrases here and there now.

No. 1352098

got to start getting ready for work in a little bit. just work at a grocery store but tbh lately ive been feeling pretty content. i go to work, talk to my coworkers, make some money, come home and watch anime or play a little video games. got more in the works but for now i kinda like my mundane little life.

No. 1352102

>>1351865
No offence but what is the point of learning Italian? Are you italin? I have an autistic level of love for all language learning and i want to hear about what motivates you.

I just remembered why I'm here did you kknow SMOKED SALMON IS FOOKIN brill?!

No. 1352196

>>1351865
Unisciti a noi nonna

No. 1352327

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Sometimes I miss smoking so I bought a vape pen. Vanilla matcha flavored, cause matcha lattes are my favorite. I hope it's not utter shit and a waste of money (I've used vapes before but never a flavored one, which I really wanted to try)

No. 1352339

Might be news to only me, but turns out your dried laundry actually smells like the detergent you used for it if you don't have someone smoking right next to it every 40 minutes.

No. 1352548

>>1352094
Congrats!
>>1352102
Yes my family is Italian, being able to communicate with my grandparents in their mother tongue and learning slang/dialect has been really rewarding. I’d love to live in Italy for a little while later on in life. Are you learning anything atm?
>>1352196
oui oui
>>1352327
I don’t vape mainly because I don’t like the super sweet flavours I’ve tried, but this sounds decent. Post a review when you try it?

No. 1352573

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i went to the theater to watch the new david bowie documentary. it was really well made and it made me really hopeful and made me want to live instead of killing myself. a piece of media hasn't done that for me in years

No. 1352583

>>1352573
I'm glad it impacted you in a positive way.

No. 1352690

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It's my birthday today and I'm watching Bee and Puppycat on Netflix. I'm enjoying it and I love this series since the pilot.

No. 1352699

>>1352690
Happy birthday! I love that show too, so sweet and silly.

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No. 1352729

I've been watching vogueing ballroom videos. It's pretty fun actually.

No. 1352734

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I'm making my scene queen OC, with multicolor hair and the obnoxious speech pattern. I feel happy.

No. 1352747

>>1352699
Ty! It's a cute and comfy show.

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No. 1352749

>>1352748
i would start bawling if I cut this cake, i dont want the bebes to be seperated aaaaaaa

No. 1352754

>>1352734
Zomgggg hehe ur givin meh such flashbacksz nonny dat wuz soooo random!!! Just liek meh XD roflcopterz

No. 1352764

>>1352755
idk but furries have always existed in these parts of the internet

No. 1352774

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This weekend felt too SHORT

No. 1352780

>>1352774
I've recently noticed certain gastrointestinal issues (I'm trying to be polite) when I drink milk, and it's a sad realization that I think I might have become lactose intolerant

No. 1352793

>>1352548
That’s pretty based. I wanted to be able to speak both bulgarian and English like my siblings can, but i guess it’s kind of pointless. Living in Italy though, that’s pretty exciting

No. 1352806

Making roasted vegetables and I'm so sad. Used to buy this really great great roasted garlic and red bell pepper blend seasoning, McCormick got rid of it and replaced it with some shit they claim is the same but instead has CHILI pepper in it too, making it way less delicious and not as versatile. Now I'm going to have to spend way more for some bougie artisanal shit because companies need to discontinue things that were already perfect and cheap

No. 1352824

Can someone post the “despite making up half the population men commit blah blah crimes” image
It’s with a cat and glitter text

No. 1352825

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No. 1352828

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>new moid moves into the flat 3 weeks ago
>tonight we’re all hanging out
>knock on the door
>other guys joke around that it’s their friend come to hang out
>one of them goes to answer it
>he comes back
>”uhh, newmoid, they’re here for you”
>newmoid grumbles and goes to the door, closes it behind him
>it was the fucking cops
>his girlfriend just got a protection order against him
His story is that they did drugs that he provided but she’s a semi-pro sportswoman who gets randomly drug tested so she’s covering her ass, but I don’t believe him for a second. I knew he was a shifty bastard when he moved in. Thank you God for showing me directly before my good nature or the benefit of the doubt got the better of me.

No. 1352835

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>>1352824
>>1352825
Not what you're asking for nona but always relevant

No. 1352873

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I don't have any reason to think this, but I feel like today will be a good day nonnies

No. 1352925

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>>1352873
Me too nooni, good Monday to you and to the farm!

No. 1352929

>>1352925
Hehe that pic I love it

No. 1352933

I'm cold, working from home with a horrible internet connection and I'm tired and needs a shower asap but I'm gonna make sure I can go back to that one Chinese restaurant I tried yesterday this week. It was so good. And knowing that Doja probably read my silly posts about how I want Vergil to fuck Dante is also kind of funny so it's cheering me up a little.

No. 1352946

Some old man on a bike stopped and started babbling in broken English to me when I was walking my dog. He's like "That dog?" Over and over I'm like yes she's a dog. He started saying more stuff and mentioned his home country. I think he was trying to say dogs are bigger in his home country. I think he was roasting my dog. Why do men hate tiny dogs so much?

No. 1352964

>>1352960
take your meds

No. 1352977

>>1352964
Doja is that you?? Kek just kidding

No. 1352981

>>1352960
Are we all not tortured by being kept alive?

No. 1352993

Nonnies I just wish I could live in a remote creepy rural village where it's all based women who hate men and just chilling, living the good life, no male degenerates, cute familiars and growing crops. The dream life.

No. 1353033

>>1352993
Wrong. I want to live in a creepy rural village where I am the sole ghost haunting the grounds and everybody leaves me the fuck alone. Familiars are welcome I guess but I am not feeding them.

No. 1353068

>>1353033
how is her fantasy wrong. are you an autistic alien that just escaped the hivemind or what lmao

No. 1353075

>>1353068
It was a joke, very obviously so, so it sounds like you’re the autistic one for not picking up on basic social cues. God I hate when you bitches dickride over harmless banter.

No. 1353095


No. 1353202

>>1353075
Nta but it was a weird use of "Wrong." honestly

No. 1353203

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I bought a bunch of art books, if i cant be funny or pretty i will at least be the best TF2 yaoi artist to ever grace planet earth

No. 1353212

>>1353203
best of luck to you nonna! i belive you can do it ♥ ♥
would you mind telling what books did you pick? not that i could ever hope to rival you some day, obviously

No. 1353214

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>>1352734
Aaah, the good ol' days.

No. 1353219

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>>1353212
Loomis for the absolute basics, then hampton then vilppu for asvanced figure drawing, then huston when i get decent enough with the basics, he unintentionally draws very seksy moids

No. 1353220

>>1353219
>unintentionally
that man is a FAGGOT

No. 1353223

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>>1353220
no waaaay are you telling me a man whose whole portfolio consist of very fit, very tight, very greasy shirtless men is gay? get real

No. 1353225

>>1353223
I am being very real right now.

No. 1353237

>>1353219
Lol go the fuck back to /ic/ with that Loomis and Vilppu shit.

No. 1353240

>>1353237
feel free to recommend me teachers if you want

No. 1353247

>>1353240
Yeah exactly what is a good alternative?

No. 1353258

>>1353219
sweet! i have yet to pick up any of my books but i've only heard good things about those that you've listed. you've actually motivated me to go and at least get some practice tonight (although i also have yet to get into tf2 haha. maybe you could help me with that too. got an otp?)

No. 1353288

>>1353219
I've never been able to study and get into Loomis. Other sources like Hampton and Vilppu I had no problems learning from.

No. 1353301

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I'm a vegetarian and thinking about trying to eat a steak for the first time in years. I'm honestly scared, nervous, and don't even want to eat it. Imagining it is kinda making me sick. I thought steak would be the safest for me because there's not a huge risk if I don't cook it properly.

No. 1353316

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>>1353258
>got an otp?

No. 1353444

>>1353316
thats soldier×medic right? damn they look adorable together

No. 1353447

>>1353301
I read once your body loses the enzymes to breakdown meat easily after being a vegetarian long term. id start with a bite and slowly move towards a meat based meal.

No. 1353448

>>1353444
Nta but that's HeavyxMedic, best tf2 ship.

No. 1353450

>>1353301
Why though? Just don't eat it if you feel disgusted over the sole idea of eating it. That's just torturing yourself for no reason.

No. 1353464

>>1353450
I feel like I might get a lot of judgement if I explain the exact reason why. I was thinking about occasionally eating meat if that sates your curiosity any though.
>>1353447
Maybe instead I will eat marshmallows with gelatin or something. Or I can try something where the meat would be really hidden.

No. 1353500

Every time an obese person sits next to me on the train and their fat rolls spill onto me it ruins my day

No. 1353524

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>>1352548
Reporting back, anon. I definitely can taste the matcha, but the vanilla is really lacking, imo. Which is a shame, cause I was looking forward to the vanilla part. It gets a bit bitter (Is it nicotine? Although I thought it had no taste) before any vanilla can be felt/smelled. Which is weird, cause I had literal vanilla cigarettes before and they had a stronger vanilla taste than this.
The matcha smells good though, very earthy.
Now I know this is my own damn fault because I got the 1500 puffs one, but damn it's big kek literally looks like I'm smoking picrel. I wish it was sleekier like a cigarette, I'm used to holding it between my fingers while I draw, so I don't think it'll be possible now. I am yet to find one that looks like a cigarette and it's not disposable, haven't seen one since 2013.
Anyway, maybe when this one is finished, I'll try either the banana milk one or the tobacco vanilla (from another company) one.

No. 1353537

>>1353500
I was traveling with an obese friend recently because I didn't even realize she gained so much weight these past 2 years and I fucking hated when she's sit next to me in the bus, subway or plane. If it weren't for me being next to her and being short she would have been forced to pay for two plane tickets each time because half of one of her buttcheeks would spill on my seat, and she got too fat to cross her arms or legs so she was constantly poking or pushing me with her elbows and never apologized. So I completely empathize with you anon. I pray so you never have to sit next to someone who's that fat.

No. 1353544

>>1353537
Oh God, not you again

No. 1353545


No. 1353550

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I can't believe how much sugar I used to consume in drinks, it's crazy how the body just gets used to many things.
Like I used to put 2 tablespoons in my lattes and teas, nowadays I can drink them without a pinch of sugar, and I still feel overwhelmed by the sweet flavor of lattes.
Maybe I won't be able to drink Starbucks coffees ever again, can you even get them strictly without sugar or weird syrups? Do they have pumpkin spice flavor thing that isn't sweet?

No. 1353552

>>1353537
No offence nonna but you aren't her friend if you're shit talking her like this on a gossip site

No. 1353557

>>1353552
I’m pretty sure she’s done it before too, what a 10/10 friend

No. 1353559

>>1353545
she's already whined about traveling with her fatty friend not too long ago. Nona stop seething and cut her off, geez.

No. 1353564

>>1353552
I like her a lot, I just don't like being physically pushed every 5 minutes because she doesn't make any effort and takes too much space by herself. At some point she elbowed me in the chest where I have a painful but harmless tumor that I haven't removed yet with surgery just yet, let's just say I did not like hurting all day long just because she can't even cross her arms.

No. 1353567

>>1353552
Imagine thinking you're someone's friend and not getting this

No. 1353580

>>1353564
you could have told her that

No. 1353583

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Are there other nonnas out there that are not "fans" of anything? Everybody seem to be part of a fandom those days, especially online.
There are some piece of media I enjoy particularly, but I don't feel "fan" of any of them. I feel completely disconnected from pop culture, may it be video games, anime, shows, movies…
It is a shame because it makes it hard to relate to people and find common interests.

No. 1353586

>>1353580
I told her it hurt, I was trying not to cry when that happened because that shit really hurts for some reason and she sincerely apologized that one time. She didn't become more careful after that though. She's gotten more and more clumsy as she gained weight and she doesn't seem to realize because she was always a little bit clumsy to begin with.

No. 1353589

>>1353537
Do you only hang out with this fat friend to make yourself look good? Srs question

No. 1353590

>>1353583
same, but its not because i dont want to, it's because fandom has become devoid of any interesting debate lately, it's all troon headcanons and political spergery over media made for literal children. I am a drawfag for a niche cartoon on /co/ and people always ask me to make a twitter, but it's not worth the screetching from manchildren in dresses and Tifs.

No. 1353593

>>1353590
Are there still fandoms devoids of troons online?

No. 1353599

>>1353593
I'm in one where I have seen little no troonery, but I don't doubt as this certain franchise gets more popular in the west it will be affected

No. 1353600

>>1353583
you're not missing anything really, people who excessively consume media are not the type of people one should aim to befriend since it's all escapism. giving money, energy and time to a company that wants to make their product as addictive as possible and their consumers to be complete losers that spend their lives online. plus now as others said wokeness is everywhere. you know that saying of how a person's personality is a combination of other 5 people closest to them. you might even consider yourself lucky to not be involved in popculture. there is surprisingly quite a lot of decentralized old style forums on various hobbies. language learning, horticulture, painting, bicycling, running, car rennovations, cooking, writing, sewing… choose a hobby, find a community, join a course and you'll find people.

No. 1353601

>>1353583
yeah i like some stuff but i stopped buying any fandom stuff in 2020 and started selling a decent amount because i wanted clothes instead of useless consoom fan merch that sat around. play pokemon go sometimes but havent kept up with the games since 2016-2017. i watch current movies, some anime, and leech off friends steams if they let me, but i dont care enough to make fanart or talk about it. also i hate that being a fan now seems to just mean whoever owns the most amount of games and collectables. feels kinda weird i cant relate to fans of stuff who are so ass deep in it.
>>1353590
anon you sound like me i want to post art somewhere but the idea of tif aidens who are self hating lesbians or straight reeeing at fujo art drawn by normal women (when they make it too) scares me. that i cant even draw lesbian characters cause a troon will ask if ones got a dick or pretending one does weirds me the fuck out.

No. 1353609

>>1353589
No. She was always overweight but her becoming morbidly obese is a more recent development and it's frankly worrying me. I'm not sure about her health right now but this doesn't look good to me. I wanted to motivate her to work out a bit and eat normally before covid because she asked for my support, she planned on getting lipo at some point but I think covid really ruined everything and she got worse too progressively for me to notice until now. Now she probably gave up on her plans. It's not fun not being able to sit down next ro her without having to be in some weird position to not feel her arm and leg pushing me completely, but I feel like I should check on her on a regular basis because she's not doing ok these days. It's frustrating. I want her to get better but she's getting worse and worse and either doesn't care or doesn't even notice. I want to tell her to get her shit together but I'm too direct and I don't want to upset her. I should have posted that in the vent thread, sorry. And why would I waste time and money hanging out with someone I don't give a shit about? Do people actually do that? I wouldn't even have called her my friend if that were the case, I would have called her my former classmate from college instead.

No. 1353626

>>1353552
Bullshit, it's perfectly normal to vent about your friends.

No. 1353627

I broke a pot lid and stepped on the tiniest little piece of glass. Luckily I didn't step on it fully so I was able to just pull it out.

No. 1353628

>>1353626
It's not normal to insult them so much, which she has if she's the same anon who has done this before as the anon up thread speculated.

No. 1353629

>>1353626
Yeah I don't get it, I keep reading way worse than that on /ot/ and anons aren't happy that I dislike when I can't even sit down normally in seats I pay for because of a friend being careless.

No. 1353641

>>1353629
Why are you still her friend if she makes you sperg so much?

No. 1353648

>>1353641
How am I sperging? I said I agreed with an anon disliking being next to obese people because they spill in her seats, based on my own personal experience and you're all shocked. I don't know where you live but where I am obese people are very rare and most people take public transport all the time, I take like 4 subways a day just to go to work. So you can imagine how people who don't respect your personal space in public transport can get annoying very fast.

No. 1353654

I usually use book club lists to guide what books I'll get from the library. They have had every book I've looked up so far except for a transgender romance novel. Based library.

No. 1353689

>>1352835
can you post the original image?

No. 1353690

I've been extremely sleepy this month, would sleep for 10-12 and wanting to sleep even more. But last night I was dancing, watching film and cleaning the apartment, didn't sleep at all, was dying somewhere at 2PM and napped for 1.5 hours, and it's 3AM right now and I'm not sleeping again. What the fuck.

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>>1353583
I guess i am kind of this way? I could say I am a fan of some of the media i consoom but i always feel like because i always like things in a kind of shallow. I usually just enjoy it for what it is and keep it pushing, with the exception of sometimes wanting to fuck some of the characters in said media.

No. 1353756

>>1353583
If "fan" means "buy a lot of shit based around the franchise", then yes, I am not a fan of anything.

No. 1353763

>>1353583
yes. there's nothing in media i'm especially passionate about/a fan of, but i don't think that makes us odd. there are things i like, but even normal people are extra into their favorite media. idk if everyone is just autistic now or the bar is really low for them to just love everything, but it's weird how into things people are.

No. 1353777

>>1353601
>anon you sound like me i want to post art somewhere but the idea of tif aidens who are self hating lesbians or straight reeeing at fujo art drawn by normal women (when they make it too) scares me. that i cant even draw lesbian characters cause a troon will ask if ones got a dick or pretending one does weirds me the fuck out.anon you sound like me i want to post art somewhere but the idea of tif aidens who are self hating lesbians or straight reeeing at fujo art drawn by normal women (when they make it too) scares me. that i cant even draw lesbian characters cause a troon will ask if ones got a dick or pretending one does weirds me the fuck out.
people is insufferable and it doesnt help every other art platform is dead. I am planning to make a twitter when i get good enough that i can make people say ''she's so good at drawing why is she wasting her talent on thing troons dont like'' it's my biggest motivation

No. 1353785

>>1353601
>>1353777
i've thought a lot about how public personalities should avoid getting entangled in this crap, and it seems like the only solution is to be 100% avoidant when it comes to commenters. just issue general "thank yous" and keep your persona as distant as possible if you're not interested in being grilled by troons and fakebois about your artwork or stances.

i notice a lot of men who are taken "seriously" online who don't end up in drama have absolutely 0 public presence. just post and that's it, with very, very little interaction or acknowledgement given to fans.

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>>1353785
easier said than done, troons are rabid and have the power to absolutely kill your passion for art. A bunch of artists have left twitter and stopped drawing things they liked due to the harassment. Pic related, Eda, is the one that came to mind first

No. 1353796

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Spent 30 minutes slathering on different eyeshadows in boredom before realizing everything makes me look tired, no matter the color. And threw them all away because I use them once every few months in phases of boredom + they have talc. I guess occasional eyeliner and lipgloss will be the only makeup in my life. Gonna keep going hard on nail polish though

No. 1353810

>>1353796
Just use a warm shade of brown on the lid and white under your eyebrows. Do you have deepset eyes?

No. 1353962

Watching the Real Bling Ring, everyone involved are such horrible people kek. The gay dude has zero remorse

No. 1353974

>>1353792
Man, if fucking trannies being pissbabies is enough to shake your passion for art, then you need to either double down or find something else to do.

No. 1353983

>>1353796
Kek I literally use eyeshadow to make my dark circles more intense because I like how menacing it makes me look. Guys at work stopped asking me to smile, I love it

No. 1354041

I can't wait until the weekend, I'm so tired of commuting I just want to sleep for 10 hours.

No. 1354045

>>1353983
oh my goth, anonymiss

No. 1354080

>>1353974
Trannies are an actual menace tho they're very, very hard to deal with psychologically speaking, i don't think you should invalidate anon's thoughts like that, much less tell her to "double down" on an already difficult situation, sounds reckless

No. 1354082

>>1353983
Dark triad Stacy

No. 1354087

>>1353983
Wish I could pull that off too. With droopy eyes, undereye shadow just makes me look more like uncle fester. Go you, anon!

No. 1354164

>>1354082
the scarethots with fake reddit boyfriends could never

No. 1354571

I always thought my cat having to poop right after I cleaned her litter box was her way of looking for a fight, but I realized I always get the urge right after I get out of the shower too, so maybe it's a force of nature.

No. 1354582

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If you leave juuuust the righ amount of skin on your mango after you peel them, that part tastes like black currant.

No. 1354606

>>1310359
This is your seasonal reminder to clean your fans.

No. 1354608

>>1354606
thank you. mine is so dusty

No. 1354627

>>1354606
My biggest fan should know how to clean herself badumtssh

No. 1354642

File: 1664306188781.gif (2.14 MB, 640x640, sadness.gif)

I miss having really long nails. I'm starting to have withdrawals. I've been drumming my fingers against surfaces hoping it'll make that tap tap tippy tap noise that I love but it's more like a pathetic bap bap bap. It's been months and I still can't give myself nail extensions right now.

No. 1354666

>>1353247
>>1353240
Actual real-life drawing classes. And I'm saying this because I'm a working artist. Nothing beats seeing the human form IRL. Books don't teach you how to train your artist's eye.

No. 1354668

>>1354080
Double down on ignoring losers on the internet?

No. 1354680

>>1354571
my cat also loves a clean box, it's very cute lol

No. 1354713

I want mashed potatoes

No. 1354732

>>1353983
I DO THIS SOMETIMES and this is my first time ever admitting it. I love the look

No. 1354739

>>1354582
ty for the tip anon.

I'm the Bling Ring anon back again, >>1353962 how the hell did all of these kids get away with this for a decently long time. I feel the worst for Audrina Patridge, she was terrified when she came home and found her stuff in disarray, she hid in her closet crying because she was scared a man might have been hiding in her house. Jesus.

No. 1354859

>>1354713
samefagI ate mashed potatoes and I really regret it. I feel like I'm going into labor what the fuck

No. 1354880

I'm so annoying because whenever I play a RPG the first playthrough I do automatically becomes canon. I fucking love Dragon Age Origins but I cannot play any other origin other than female warrior human noble: queen ending without feeling sick in my stomach. What even is the point of playing these games if I can't change

No. 1354956

Can't wait for tomorrow to come so I can take more of vitamin gummies

No. 1354959

>>1354956
gummy vitamins are like a treat.

No. 1354980

>>1354880
omg huge same, but with female dwarf noble, I tried doing the elf origins and I can barely finish them much less continue playing after. they aren't a noble dwarf. whole game ruined before we even really begin.

No. 1354990

>>1354959
I ate close to a bottle of Flintstone's vitamins when I was a kid, and my parents rushed me to the hospital. Thankfully they're mostly sugar kek

No. 1354995

Sometimes I wonder if I'm having a civil discussion with an anon in one thread while ripping each other to shreds in another

No. 1355038

I don't like many women because they are frankly creepy. anyone whose personal "passion" is an actual person (e.g., "my passions are kpop, Harry Styles, and making cakes", like not his music or movies just the dude) is a grade A creep to me.

No. 1355322

>>1355038
7/10 nonnie

No. 1355323

>>1355038
You’re annoying and you sound extremely jealous. If you used a little something called deductive reasoning you would understand that this is a common speech pattern in young women and they don’t have to cater their shorthand to your autistic discernment. Boo hoo, there are straight girls who still like Harry Styles. You just want things to nitpick. Maybe mind your own business.

No. 1355325

>>1355038
weak bait

No. 1355326

>>1355325
Right after whining about women who rely on their husbands, clockwork

No. 1355327

>>1355325
Maybe a 7 was too generous

No. 1355348

>>1355326
Aand now we have cp. Moids keep seething.

No. 1355444

I bought a cute denim pleated skirt today. Also made some warm applesauce with a teaspoon of raspberry jam to help me get through this essay

No. 1355607

20.6C in the room but I am freezing!! My fingers are dead! Gonna make coffee soon to keep warm

No. 1356030

I swallowed weirdly (I'm bad at eating) and now have a rice grain stuck somewhere inbetween my nose and my throat.

No. 1356064

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I was on my way to the store and I saw a white kitten following a woman and a child into the street so I stopped and played with the kitten for a bit. Then another girl stopped and she decided to take it home with her. Hooray!

No. 1356080

>>1355444
hell yeah! i wish i could have a cute denim pleated skirt. i've tried like 3 in the past months but the low-rise made my hips look boxy.

No. 1356215

Currently eating corn and mayo. I wish I had cheese too, but I ran out.

No. 1356235

That is fucking IT. I have just about had IT. NO MORE. I am going to manifest a moid in my life that is the exact same as my husbando. Yep. I'm going fully off the fucking walls fucking insane. I don't care. If it doesn't work I'm going to try "shifting" (I know it's lucid dreaming). I cannot stand it. I can feel my sanity slipping. Seriously.
Also this isn't because I'm lonely and I want a boyfriend. It's more like I'm so sad about never getting to meet or get close to my husbando that I'm going to take matters into my own hands (mind and will). This might mark the beginning of my schizo journey! Fun! I'll check in later down the line.

No. 1356258

>>1356253
I don't want another voice in my head. I just know that it's probably going to tell me to run people over and if it's in the voice of my husbando what am I gonna do? Say no? I need something real (replacement moid) or something with visuals (lucid dreaming). I'm so fucking autistic. It actually amazes me.

No. 1356281

It smells like [REDACTED] up in here.

No. 1356300

>>1354980
>>1354880
whatever, shemlen

No. 1356319

>>1310359
I just ate frankincense (a concoction) and my sore throat and brain fog feels better already! My mood is better too. Unexpected joy

No. 1356336

I had choco milk. It's been a year? Or years? I haven't had it in a long time. I'd been drinking cold drinks for the summer: iced coffee, mango juice, fruity ice teas. Fall is coming and I bought some Hintz cocoa. It was my favorite drink as a child, but it's kind of bitter now. I'm looking forward to changing my drinks/diet…no more mangoes and cherries and whipping up half-assed food, no effort exerted to avoid sweating in kitchens - cocoa, cinnamon milk, chai, sage tea with cinnamon and a hint of ginger. Italian and Mexican hot chocolate, too. I love drinks and drink-making! My favorite think about it is the thick taste. Watery drinks are low-brow.

No. 1356348

>>1356319
You drank essential oil?

No. 1356349

>>1356336
Ughh splendid. You’re making me want to cosypost. Italian hot chocolate, apple picking and sitting by the fire with family ♥

No. 1356357

Someone yell at me to go to the gym

No. 1356365

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>>1356359
Im drinking the preworkout and GOIN
THIS IS 4 U

No. 1356368

>>1356349
What’s the difference between Italian hot chocolate and normal hot chocolate

No. 1356370

>>1356368
Italian hot chocolate is mad with melted chocolate with some milk while normal hot chocolate is mad with a powder and liquid

No. 1356500

>>1356370
So it’s heated chocolate milk

No. 1356588

>>1356500
that's all hot chocolate nona…

No. 1356697

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Chilling right now and hoping Hurricane Ian will be as chill as me by time it hits my neck of the woods

No. 1356803

I just had instant ramen with rice. It's a good combo, but I couldn't eat more than a few bites. I should have only made half a brick of ramen.

No. 1356948

The 3 High School Musical movies were released in 2006, 2007, and 2008 but it felt like there was barely any difference between 1 and 2 but an eternity had passed between 2 and 3, even though it was just 1 year between them all

No. 1356983

>>1356064
What a lovely story. Hope the kitten has a great life.

>>1356336
I've also started having hot chocolates. Nothinig fancy, just drinking chocolate in some hot milk, but it's so nice and cozy. It's made me look forward to christmas and having hot mulled wine.

No. 1356984

>>1356948
I swear hsm3 came out in like 2010 kek, it does seem like a big jump from the 2nd and 3rd. weird

No. 1357022

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I'm poor and shouldn't indulge, but it's cold and rainy and there's this one hot drink with the taste of ginger and apple that is just so wonderfully comforting to make. Luckily one bottle gives about 2 litres of the stuff, so it'll last me a while. I'm drinking it right now while drawing illustrations for a short story I wrote and the ginger kind of burns in my throat. Amazing.

No. 1357025

I'm not sure where to put this kek, last night I had a dream my husband met Luna and Lurch at a liquor store and invited them back to our house. They were horrible and Luna kept making snide remarks at me. Tho I was not quite about wanting them to GTFO, was trying to convince my husband they would never leave and try to squat in our home.

No. 1357026

>>1357022
what kind of hot drink is this? i wanna buy it

No. 1357031

I keep having dreams lately where I'm back with ex bfs. Like can my brain stop.

No. 1357079

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I bought corn sprouts and they taste AWFUL. Like a weird sour taste at first, then an aftertaste that reminds me of the bad smelling chemical in hair bleaching (the name escapes me rn). Now I have that taste in the back of my mouth. I paid a pretty penny for the sprouts too.

No. 1357220

Currently the wee hours of the morning and I have finally finished the bulk of my essay due in <24hrs. I'm so excited to go to sleep

No. 1357249

Hamstrings are still sore 5 days after doing some RDLs after not doing them for over a month. I thought I took it pretty easy too but damn. I've been stretching every morning and rolled out my hamstrings but they're still sore/tight.

No. 1357251

>>1357079
The only option now is to let them grow and actually become a corn farmer

No. 1357260

>>1357249
this was me until two days ago, i feel you. i didn't feel like it was that hard during the workout but i couldn't walk properly for two days, then i was sore for three more days. tbh my hamstrings still feel a little weird

No. 1357349

Trying to put together a shopping list of shit I need to get in case my power goes out. I feel like I'm going to 100% forget something important.

No. 1357473

I've gone from refreshing lolcow every minute for hours a day to checking it every 3-4 days, i still have a long way to go elsewhere but i'm gonna show my internet addiction who's boss

No. 1357648

>>1357473
Good for you! Don't you dare read this reply before sunday though!

No. 1357668

I currently have mayo and strawberry jam on the same plate, which feels very wrong.

No. 1357702

>>1357473
good now fuck off again nonna. rooting for you!

No. 1357979

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man, I'm having the worst luck with finding sweatshirts at thrift stores. Feels nice and soft without being fleece-y. Not too bulky. Loose. Has something about it that makes it kind of cute or at least interesting like a graphic or a pattern. Ok enough to wear outside. I found a 5$ Athleta one that was amazingly soft but it looked XXXL sized in spite of being a medium + not looking worn out, and the pictures online of it look normal (the Sundown sweatshirt I think).
Maybe I should stop being so picky. I spent an hour today trying to find one and ffs I can barely spare the energy. Maybe beggars can't be choosers.

No. 1358060

>>1356235
Based Nona, good luck

No. 1358093

>>1357473
Anon this is very inspiring. I was just thinking I should do this too. I've been so concerned lately that I basically spent the whole day refreshing LC, it's really pathetic.

No. 1358240

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People act as though it being discovered you're a farmer or have said fucked up things online would be the end of the world. But in reality the majority of people only care about themselves, and if you're not concerned with social isolation it really doesn't matter

No. 1358304

>>1310359
I've been sleeping with a pair of leggings under my pj bottoms and in the morning I just jump out of bed, take off my pjs and pull on my trousers over the leggings so I stay warm. I know it's a little gross but it's so much nicer than having to bare my legs to the freezing temps in the morning and I have two layers when I go outside in the cold. I'm not stinky or anything and I'm gonna keep doing this, maybe change them every 3 days. feels so good and I'm nice and warm now

No. 1358406

I'm sitting on hold with an airline as I type this, I think an agent picked up but all I heard was some rummaging noises and a dog barking in the distance. They must have went on break so I'm just posting on lolcow and considering hanging up and trying again kek

No. 1358596

>TFW you waste what little money you had on bad food

No. 1358598

>>1358596
Wish me luck, bout to try that myself, hoping it's good but with my luck I never know.

No. 1358628

Oh god I got too much spice on it, why was I born white.

No. 1359026

I’ve noticed that for some reason I’ve started calling spinach ‘spanch,’ but only to myself. Like I was just reheating soup and then I said to myself ‘Okay time to add the spanch.’ It’s not unintentional or accidental. I guess I just find it funny to mispronounce things to myself. I don’t know why I decided to go with ‘spanch’ though.

No. 1359131

My ex disappeared from the internet and it coincided with mobilization in his country. Huh. There're ways to avoid it but he seems like someone who would think it's too complicated/impossible for him and be afraid of getting into jail (even though the alternative is most probably death). I hope I'm wrong. It feels surreal. When I was much younger and in love with him I would often fantasize about rescuing him from captivity and smth like that, for some reason, and I had a couple of dreams about him and the war between our countries, long time ago. Weird. Still, hope I'm just being paranoid.

No. 1359133

>>1359131
samefag
I only just realized it's not really mundane

No. 1359237

I'm randomly wide awake at 5am on a saturday and I'm so glad to be single and have a bed to myself. I love that I can just get my laptop out and watch shit out loud. That I don't have to take it to the couch or force myself back to sleep. I don't have to tiptoe around. I also have a case of the farts and thats ok too.

No. 1359255

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i think i might be getting addicted to this whole Ai art thing, i feel guilty because it might wreck the lives of real artist in the future to be honest.

No. 1359258

>>1359131
Nonny, it is better to go to jail than go to war. After all at least in jail you will have less chances to die. And if he tried fleeing to eu, it's too late for him now unless he goes to Kazahstan. I just hope your ex also cares about his family and checks if there is a way for them to flee anywhere.
Also he doesn't need to go to the military place either even if he gets the paper, i know it sounds silly but the only thing you would end up facing if you won't gp there is just a fine. (at least for now, that actually depending about how valuable he is for the army, because it might be jailtime if he is, but if he is just a 'normal guy' he will just face a fine). A lot of people also run away living in the forest now, too.

No. 1359261

>>1359255
It doesn’t look great most of the time

No. 1359274

>>1359255
I would feed it my art and the art of others I like to get free commissions essentially. Pretty sure the artists I like dont take commissions anyway though.

No. 1359284

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>>1359255
everytime i tried it looks ugly as shit it took me over 2 hours to get this and it sucks. I would rather spend my time practicing drawing to be honest.

No. 1359293

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>>1359284
im not that old but i know that trying to practice and trying to actually draw by myself never ends well, i realize very early in my life that I'll never be a real artist, i wasn't born with that kind of talent, all i have are ideas and a good memory.
I'm so glad you know you can practice and eventually get better at something you feel capable of nonnie.

No. 1359299

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>>1359293
you are a retard, if you liked art you would be happy just by creating and wouldnt need the use of an AI financed by a millionaire for unknown reasons that allegedly has CP on its database. I started drawing like 2 years ago, past my ''prime'' and i got better by making an habit of drawing everyday. It's not talent, it's effort. It offends me that AI takes something that is supposed to be incredibly meritocratic and turns it into fast food consumerist garbage.

No. 1359306

>>1359302
talent doesnt exist, you are invalidating artist's journeys by calling their years of effort ''just talent''.

No. 1359311

>>1359306
Why are you so upset? Honing her art skills maybe just isn't that nonnies path in life

No. 1359317

>>1359311
because its just a lazy excuse to destroy the meritocracy of art. People already think that digital art is just ''letting the computer do all the work'' and now they are actually right. Imagine putting YEARS of effort and money(art education is expensive) into a skill just to see a bunch of programmers take your art, feed it to machine and ask for money to use it, without crediting you even.

No. 1359357

>>1359306
>>1359317
Nta, and I really don't like AI either, but I think you're taking this too personally. If anon has nerve damage, it's not being "lazy". Drawing everyday and practice can't fix that. And yes, talent does exist.

No. 1359359

>>1359357
> talent does exist.
prove it

No. 1359370

did y'all know that sage, as in what you type in email field, is pronounced sah-gay? Japanese!

No. 1359375

>>1359370
I did know that but then how do you say 'saging' or 'saged'

No. 1359396

>>1359375
You say, "so gayed" or "so gaying." It's weird but that's the Japanese for you

No. 1359439

>>1359357
>>1359359
>>1359359
nta it only exists as a concept. since art lies in the eye of the beholder talent is used to describe a mixture of factors that make someone skilled or innovative at what they do. It’s a super vague term and not something magic. I think in art it’s mostly about the capability to come up with ideas and implement them in visually impactful ways. Some people are better or more efficient at this than others due to how ambitioned and dedicated they are and how their brains work. Great rendering skill alone do not make a good painting, turd polishing is real. Someone with a condition that makes some techniques impossible or harder to use can still come up with innovative ideas and appealing artwork in another way as long as they still have capability to express themselves. AI can’t do shit on its own, we just crawled out of the middle ages, sure the technical advancement is fast but its still crude af.

No. 1359447

>>1359439
if you really wanted to express yourself you would pick up an actual creative hobby, what a retarded cope by techbros and lazy people. Want to express yourself but are too lazy to spend years drawing? Start writting or composing music, you are not expressing yourself when creating Aishit because you are putting no effort whatsoever, the thing you create is meaningless.

No. 1359452

>>1359447
yeah as I said AI art is crap and while it might be fun to mess around with it you’re better off learning something else if you want to express youself because its just a crude frankenstein mash up of other peoples art.

No. 1359623

>>1359396
What? It's pronounced "sah-ge", not "so gay", what are you on

No. 1359669

Today I finally figured out how to beat my hunger. Coconut water. I have never felt that full in years. Food of gods.

No. 1359681

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>>1359623
Idc how the alleged Japanese pronounce it. Sage is SAGE to me and it has been since 2008

No. 1359688

>>1359623
I know a lot about Japan and it's definitely "so gay"

No. 1359700

>>1359370
>>1359375
>>1359396
>>1359681
>>1359623
it's actually closer to saw-gay. it's short for sageru. only idiots on /b/ thought it was sage like the spice.

No. 1359703

>>1359700
What does it even mean

No. 1359726

You must be all baiting. It is definitely "sa-geh"

>https://jisho.org/word/%E4%B8%8B%E3%81%92%E3%82%8B

No. 1359732

I thought we all agreed a long time ago that it's "sah-geh", but sage like the herb is the preferred pronunciation, and that it means to lower

No. 1359743

I'm a week (added) sugar and junk food free!

No. 1359752

>>1359743
Congratulations anon!

No. 1359949

This pickle is too sour to eat. My face does convulsions like I'm drinking everclear if I take even a tiny bite. I'm not strong enough

No. 1360122

File: 1664658259932.jpg (202.57 KB, 1278x959, 6011527_59.jpg)

I bought a whole block of feta to make that pasta recipe, and it's taking everything in me to not just bite it.

Speaking of pasta, I saw a bag of Halloween shaped pasta today and I regret not getting it. I already picked up ravioli and have some other plain pasta at home so I thought it would just be too much, but now I can't stop thinking about it.

No. 1360132

>>1360122
Hey, I bet you'll end up eating it before it goes bad right? You should get it if you see it again, it's very cute!

No. 1360136

>>1359949
And just throw it away??!

No. 1360140

File: 1664659175986.gif (Spoiler Image,190.71 KB, 267x385, Sc1.gif)

>>1359949
>can't handle a sour pickle
Kek

No. 1360181

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>>1360122
Are these from lidl? I'm a sucker for the halloween range from lidl. Though more so the snacky foods.

No. 1360189

>>1360132
Aah you're right anon! I'm gonna get it next time. It was only like $2 and it's dry pasta anyway so it will last a long time even if I don't eat it right away.
>>1360181
Yes, it's from lidl. The fall and Halloween items they have are so good. I also got a pumpkin cheesecake ice-cream from there.

No. 1360215

File: 1664661460319.jpg (101 KB, 960x960, pickle-cake-2-2622692369.jpg)

>>1359949
Give it to me please, it sounds delicious.

No. 1360447

File: 1664671439550.jpg (8.68 KB, 238x212, index.jpg)

The only reason I didn't drink scalding hot water just now was because, luckily, hot water bottles have to be screwed shut really tight and I realized something wasn't right while trying to open it, otherwise I'd have a problem now.

No. 1360450

>>1360447
Also, I'm strugging because if it's naked, it's too hot, if it's clothed it's not hot enough, and I don't know what to do.

No. 1360459

>>1360450
Truer words never been said

No. 1360549

>>1360450
Wrap it in a cotton tank top. The thickness normally works for me.

No. 1360629

i'm eating oatmeal raisin cookies. they're pretty good

No. 1360638

File: 1664684350597.gif (1.42 MB, 500x500, 75B7A5BD-ED2D-4D2E-88EF-6871B9…)

My best friend came to visit me at home and it was so nice, we got to plan a novel together even though I suck and writing and I was mostly throwing ideas around to see what would stick around.
But I had lots of fun, I wish I didn't get so tired after talking with anyone, and that I could be more expressive so I could emote more, I was just so happy.
I wish we could live together or something.

No. 1360744

I'm watching terminator 4, It's truly the most underrated movie of the franchise.

No. 1360756

Do you guys ever surprise yourself with how much you can eat/binge. Why and how did I eat so fucking much today? I hate a spicy chicken deluxe meal and a family size bag of chips and a pint of icecream and a snickers bar and half a bag of sour patches and 5 slices of square pizza and like two diet cokes. I'm still technically skinny so like how … god knows I'm going to be huge if I keep binging like this.

No. 1360769

>>1360756
no, im normal

No. 1360773

>>1360756
did you not eat the rest of the day? if you barely ate the rest of the day it makes sense? or if you walk a lot or exercise a lot?

No. 1360775

>>1360756
yeah, i am capable of eating 20 piece mcnuggets by myself if i am sad enough

No. 1360780

>>1360775
weak i could devour that easy if i wasnt allergic to the breading, damn the sweetnsour was so good as a kid
>>1360756
i eat 1-2x a day to save money…

No. 1360805

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>>1360447
Your post reminded me that I used to have a metal hotwater bottle as a child, but you don't really see them much anymore nowadays. I wonder why that is, it's probably just more profitable for companies to sell plastic bags that are cheaper to produce and last less long? I'm gonna ask my mom if she still has my old one.

No. 1360911

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No. 1360923

>>1360756
I feel guilty, not surprised. I know that I can eat non-stop and without willpower I will continue consuming.

No. 1360943

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whenever I live outside of my parent's home, one aspect of my ocd really goes into overdrive: repeatedly, compulsively checking all doors and windows are locked at night before bed. if I knew all windows stayed locked since previous day I can settle down with them, but the doors are repeat checks throughout the night until I finally drift to sleep from worrying about how easily people could pick the locks on my doors or if I accidentally didn't lock it correctly or something. behavior dies not extend to people breaking down doors or windows, just opening them.

literally looks like me checking back and front doors, lights out, going to bed. 10 minutes later, lights on, out of bed, doors checked again. 1 hour later, doors checked yet again. repeat until sleep finally takes me.

the few times someone stays with me it goes from amusing to either annoying or worrying but I cannot stop. (yes people do hate staying with me and I prefer they don't for it, why do you ask?)

yes I was on medication for this. picrel fun festive.

No. 1361016

File: 1664716635481.jpeg (6.17 KB, 292x173, helpme.jpeg)

That feel when depression really hits in the middle of a family vacation

No. 1361137

>>1360756
What the hell, how can anyone do that? I'm not even an anachan, I'm actually a fatty and I can't binge eat at once even if that was my intention.
Like yeah, I can eat a whole medium pizza if I want to, if I didn't have lunch, but otherwise I eat 4 slices, maybe 5 if I'm in a good mood, or I struggle with a 5 eggs omelette and a latte, sometimes I struggle with a 3 eggs omelette.

No. 1361164

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I tried this pumpkin caramel yogurt. It's ok, not very good. I'll try the whole dairy one next instead.

No. 1361386

it's funny how you can see a tweet ostensibly from a man, and just by the tweet and the account information, you can immediately know they're a tif

No. 1361473

I think that taking vitamin c has been improving my mental health.

No. 1361484

>>1361164
The coffee flavor is sooooo good.

No. 1361592

File: 1664745689677.jpg (68.67 KB, 680x1019, halloween-sugar-cookies-15.jpg)

Going to make some soft and chewey sugar cookies. I found a great recipe along with a good royal icing recipe. Hopefully I have Halloween cookie cutters around and not in storage.

No. 1361615

>>1361592
any chance you could share please? I love chewy cookies and your picture has inspired me to bake!

No. 1361707

I have mixed feelings about Halloween costumes, for one I usually wear costumes scrotes would wear, last year I dressed up as super mario, I made overalls out of old pants and wore baggy clothes to simulate fatness, it was really fun but I feel like maybe I should wear a "sexy" costume this year, I think that maybe since my body isn't usually the kind of the thing people would want to see in one of those maybe I can make it look cute, I guess?

No. 1361775

Just reflecting on some of the progess I've made while being on a diet, and it's kind of crazy how your body changes to fit your eating habits. Meals that I would have been able to demolish before are now hard for me to take more than a few bites of before getting full. Pretty great.

No. 1361895

>>1361775
just curious, what kind of meals that you can't really eat anymore are you talking about?

No. 1361910

>>1361895
nta but i think she meant the size. as in her stomach shrunk and few bites are enough to make her full.

No. 1361955

>>1361775
I need to do this. I used to get too full to finish a meal from Chipotle and I’d save half for later, now I can scarf down an entire meal and still eat more if I wanted, and I’m at my heaviest now.

No. 1361978

I'm working from home, very tired from watching youtube videos about fitness and Tess Holiday until very late and I only start having important meetings online in the afternoon. I want to slack off but I don't want to have to catch up later at the office. What do?

No. 1362145

>>1361978
I've started doing some online courses in my free time then use the time at work to do any homework or studying for it, I find it's nicer to use the time for something fun and interesting than just endlessly scrolling social media

No. 1362277

>>1361895
Yes, like the other anon said my stomach "shrunk" (not literally, obviously) and I can't gobble down food like I used too. I guess it's most noticeable with foods that are carb-heavy since those get you full faster. It's all made me savor food more and slow down when I'm eating.

No. 1362493

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I want chickens

No. 1362504

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>>1310359
I walked to the bakery and got a scone this morning, told myself it was for lunch, and then got home and promptly ate it. Now I have no good scone lunch and I can’t punctuate my boring workday with eating food super hungry (the most enjoyable way to eat food). Why do I do this?

No. 1362511

>>1362493
Honestly awesome pets, lots of character and warm to hug. The big problem is hawk and fox populations mean they should have an overhead cage for their own good

No. 1362524

>>1362493
hens are amazing pets i miss mine and all i want in life is a small home with like 5 hens to hug. they're so soft, amazing to pet them until falling asleep in your lap. they give you food by eggs in many colors, amazing.

No. 1362535

File: 1664823659086.jpg (78.55 KB, 864x615, bantams.jpg)

>>1362493
They're an underrated pet. I've been keeping chickens along with other poultry for years and now I would never be without them. If you spend time with them beyond just feeding them and keeping them safe, they will reward with you with lots of love. They're also surprisingly intelligent. If you really do want to keep chickens but only have a small area, you can keep bantams.

No. 1362641

I like lolcow because it's about the only place where I can have a fun conversation anymore. I'm part of a few communities where the users constantly complain about the chat being dead, but no one makes an effort to talk to each other. Someone will mention a thing they did or saw, and instead of building on that, they get a like or a vague reaction image. Not that asking questions to the original person works either, because all you get is a one word answer as if even they weren't interested in their own statement in the first place.

No. 1362698

I'm about to have an iron rich meal, and I want citrus to increase absorption but I don't have any oranges so I think I'm just going to eat half a lemon. If I put a little sugar on it, it could be really yummy.

No. 1362701

>>1362698
Samefag I guess I could just make a small salad and use the lemon juice for a dressing, but that's kind of boring.

No. 1362722

i've never had someone irl tell me their pronouns were xe/zir/fae/bun and i genuinely don't know what i would do if that happened. like i think i would just burst out laughing.

No. 1362727

I was standing over a really sweet looking older lady in a bus today, she was dressed in pastel toned florals, seemed to be returning from grocery shopping, general vibe of being someone's cutest grandma, you get the image. She was texting so I couldn't help myself and looked; and the first thing I see is whoever she was texting saying something along the lines "You've done amazing job getting the body of Thomas from that place, I wish I could've witnessed you at work", that was kinda crazy thing to see; so I continued looking and from the general gist of the conversation I've gathered she must be a pathologist working and teaching in a dissecting room, and a really passionate one, as she spoke about being happy about her newest students being curious in her class since "dead can teach everyone so much, even though most students prefer the living". I know it's mundane as hell but I think it was a really interesting contrast as she in no way seemed like someone working with corpses on a daily basis. Finding out trivia about complete strangers is so much fun, I'll never stop snooping in public transport.

No. 1362745

I'm going to get less than 6 hours sleep maybe less than 5 because I let my new romantic interest play with my hair and rub my shoulders instead of making a lunch for work tomorrow and being home. I'm home now but I'm all giddy. How ever shall I sleep

No. 1362830

So I work retail and it’s a very chill place so I can play whatever music I want, I usually just put my playlist on shuffle and Sex Changes by The Dresden Dolls started playing and a lady came up to me and starting talking about how much she loves Amanda Palmer and she asked for my number and im so happy it probably wasn’t romantic but even if it wasn’t having an irl radfem friend would improve my life so much

No. 1363008

Been trying to learn about the puzzle community.

No. 1363130

>>1362830
I regularly get Blake Says stuck in my head and it makes me realize that Amanda Palmer is objectively terrible, but she has several songs that are really endearing. Also when I was a kid I thought Brian was the one singing.

No. 1363162

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I was so close to falling asleep, and now I have to pee. I don't want to get up.

No. 1363213

Went into my facial place today to reschedule an appointment. Ended up also buying a $280 facial butter as well, originally priced at $1300. I'm still trying to wrap my head around how this happened. I regrettably didn't question why he didn't give it to me today, I'm picking it up when I go in for my facial next week so part of me is thinking they're gonna swap it out with some cheaper product than the actual thing. I know the original price is hiked up heaps from what it costs them, but the store owner even showed me what it costs the store to get them in and $280 is still lower than that. This is also after he offered me a RRP $3800 skincare set for $890. Maybe he just does this with everyone that comes in? I'm so confused. Maybe it's because I didn't wear a bra under my tshirt today.

No. 1363222

>>1363213
Anon are you sure you're not being scammed? I'm sorry but this is sounding like a tourist level scam, no business would survive underselling like that

No. 1363257

>>1363213
Oh this is a SCAM do not buy that. Get your money back asap.

No. 1363258

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No. 1363319

>>1363213
$3800?! that's my money for a year of existing on this planet. What is it made out of, unicorn fetus cells?

No. 1363379

>>1363213
Get a refund anon

No. 1363392

I got diagnosed with a UTI almost two weeks ago at the emergency. Despite antibiotics it seems like the infection is still here and now going strong again.
I was hoping my doctor would just prescribe me some new antibiotics or a longer course virtually due to confirmed UTI and me still having symptoms but no, the man juat has to say I should come in physically with another urine sample anyway.
It's just such a hassle to get an emergency appointment that works at my doctor when he has over a thousand patients

No. 1363539

>>1363008
like a community who does jigsaw puzzles? or do you mean autism community?

>>1363015

kek

No. 1363686

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I bought a can of salmon to add to my lunches this week. I’ve never had canned salmon before but I really like salmon. Well turns out it tastes almost identical to canned tuna. I feel like I wasted my money. Also the canned salmon had the spine and pin bones still in it, but the canning process makes them soft enough to crunch between your fingers, which isn’t a huge issue or anything but it’s a little weird. Next time I’m just getting tuna.

No. 1363694

>>1363319
Your annual living costs are $3800? That’s less than what I pay for 3 months of renting a single bedroom in a shared apartment.

No. 1363699

>>1363694
I see we’re talking about kangaroo bucks, so actually thats about 6 weeks rent.

No. 1363700

>>1363686
You should make salmon patties

No. 1363725

>>1363700
Hmmm that’s an idea. I only used about half the can in my lunches so I still have a bunch left in a tub in my fridge.

No. 1363809

File: 1664910752655.gif (169.71 KB, 220x220, vegetal.gif)

>Get sore throat from ear infection, from using new earbuds all day 2 days ago
>Anons overthink scenario and call me pickme for posting about class experience
>Raining all day
>Spend hours cleaning for celebration instead of doing homework
>Mark entire whiteboard calendar off by 1 day.
>Gag from itchy throat inhaling dust and cat hair
>Realize empanada and hot honey tea was only breakfast
>Spotting for 2 days, period lighter than usual
>Wasted about 10 minutes zoning out and feeling naseous while writing this

No. 1363811

>>1363539
Just people who do puzzles

No. 1363814

>>1363809

>Cleaning in celebration instead of doing hw


I felt you on a spiritual level nonita. Also, while I understand why they called you a pickme, I understand why you phrased your post that way. Kek

No. 1363995

My date told me he thought women shouldn't fight in the military and that it's his duty as a man, he would never let me go to war. You could see it as sexist but I'm happy to hear that there are still people out there who recognize that men and women are different, and though it doesn't make either of them any less worthy there is a difference. It's the only thing that makes me not want to be a terf, I agree with everything except the whole 'it's all socialization' thing. Of course men get more freedom in what they get to say and do, but there are intrinsic differences between men and women (moids have more physical strength and often think in solutions, women are socially smarter and are generally better at giving advice, more empathetic, etc). I'm happy someone my age agrees with me, I have never met someone as young but mature as him. I really like him, inb4 trasdthot but he loves his family, nature, hates the city and still has a flipphone because he genuinely doesn't give a shit about the modern world. He loves my leg hair too, he's lovely ♥ I'm happy I've found someone who sees the world the same as I do.

No. 1364000

>>1363817
Please don't bring tone indicators onto lolcow

No. 1364005

File: 1664922558665.jpeg (165.09 KB, 1024x709, 1662513785759.jpeg)

My crush said when he'll happen to be walking in the same direction as a woman behind her, he switches sidewalks so they don't become paranoid and afraid he's following them. I find that incredibly cute and so thoughtful because I'm the exact type of woman to think that kek

No. 1364019

>>1363995
>moids have more physical strength and often think in solutions, women are socially smarter and are generally better at giving advice, more empathetic, etc
men talking about the military and war like this as some "duty" instead primarily acknowledging the evils of war and amount of rape soldiers commit is a red flag. the risk isn't "enemy" men, we know how much sexual harassment from their fellow recruits women in the military face. men have a lot of duties they fail on, but when it comes to killing other men they get serious about it.

No. 1364058

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There's something inherently satisfying about eating pomegranate seeds. My monkey brain enjoys the little burst of crushing them on my tongue

No. 1364060

>>1363995
2 sexist freaks have found each other.

No. 1364066

File: 1664927830565.gif (455.31 KB, 200x150, judging-disgusted.gif)

>>1363995
>moids often think in SOLUTIONS le RATIONAL and smarter sex!!1 and women are all super empathetic mommies!1
get a grip

No. 1364068

>>1364058
I wish I liked pomegranate…

No. 1364080

>>1364058
They’re not as good when they’re in a bowl like this. Picking them one by one makes them so much tastier. Also a monkey brain thing probably.

No. 1364088

>>1363995
You are actually retarded, he's going to beat you like it's the 1950s.

No. 1364100

>>1363995
so cycled right back to retarded gender roles and essentialism, you're about as retarded as a pickme or a troon congrats

No. 1364112

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>>1364080
Agree, same with English peas.

No. 1364655

>>1363995
I agree it’s men’s duty to go to war and die a painful death, but also where do you live that this is even a topic of conversation?Like in what hypothetical scenario would he have to “not let you” go to war? lol both sound immature

No. 1364665

>>1364655
Kek if everyone had to be drafted maybe he'd just jump back and forth really fast to trick the military into thinking two people went instead of just him. Wow. There really ARE good moids out there after all! Who knew!

No. 1364675

>>1363995
>moids have more physical strength and often think in solutions, women are socially smarter and are generally better at giving advice, more empathetic, etc
I guess I'm not really a woman then and should just transition, right? Women are actually better at shooting than men and have better endurance and have an advantage for survival due to the second x chromosome. Scrotes could maybe have more physical strength, but the majority isn't some athlete, but rather a doughy skinny couch potato with a permanent fragile dainty bone structure. The average woman looks a lot sturdier and less calcium deficient. Women shouldn't join the military, because you should never give your life for the patriarchal nation-state, dying to protect rich scrotes.

No. 1364689

>>1363995
>men often think in solutions
and women.. don't..?

by the way we wouldn't need men to "protect women uwuuu" and go to war if we didn't have males, they're the sole perpetuaters of war and nearly the sole perpetuaters of harmful crimes against women, hope everyone realizes that.

No. 1364695

>>1363995
I don't think women should be drafted because the average man is infinitely more disposable than the average woman and men are the one who start wars ine the first place, kek. Basically, send all the idiot scrotes out, keep all women and the emotionally intelligent and civil men back home.

No. 1364726

>>1363995
truly bizarre.
>grows out leg hair
>believes men are the ones who think in solutions
enjoy your tradthot arc

No. 1364730

For days I've been craving something with eggs and avocado. I don't really want toast though.

No. 1364756

I have finally stopped crying but now I'm massively sleepy and just want to take a big fat nap but I'm at work.

No. 1364757

>>1364730
Can't embed shorts but what about something like this? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WHtf5FhFfAY

I made it the other day (with garlic oil and spicy mayo) and it was yummy, though I had a hard time getting it the rice paper to really crisp up. Seems like it'd be good with some avocado in there too. I think maybe omitting the oil (or putting it on after the eggs) might help with it crisping up. It's still yummy either way though.

No. 1364787

>>1364757
You can imbed yt shorts but the instructions are posted somewhere as a screenshot in /meta/. They should add them to the technical help thread op.

No. 1364796

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>>1363995
Nona take the rose-colored glasses off. You look retarded gushing this much over a trad moid just because he doesn't mind your leg hair. Open a window, take a deep breath of fresh air and snap out of it.

No. 1364798

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>>1364730
I had a Cobb salad last night with boiled eggs and avocado! You could make an avocado egg bake also?

No. 1364825

I wanna buy something. Just want to spend some money and get something new.

No. 1364859

I had to euthanize my axolotl on monday. I feel so empty. I put so much of my time towards his care, especially the past couple of months because of how ill he had gotten. I feel like I'll have nothing to do now, and things I worried/thought about for 8 years of my life suddenly don't even matter anymore.
And my grandpa is really sick as well, and I know I will have to lose him soon too. Loss sortof puts a lot of stuff into perspective, so there are some things positive that come out of it. But damn, having huge parts of your life just disappear in an instant is such a strange feeling.

No. 1364862

Samefag, I think I will fill the void by catching up on lolcor threads

No. 1364871

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>>1364798
>>1364757
Thank you for the suggestions anons. I ended up making scrambled chorizo eggs with red onion, spinach, and cheese. I'm having the avocado and some tortilla chips on the side.

No. 1364922

Haven't been able to eat for two days thanks to nausea from PMS. I can't wait for menopause. I already have hot flashes and shit so I wouldn't mind.

No. 1364945

>>1364859
I just posted in the vent thread this morning about having to most likely put my dog to sleep soon. I'm in a very similar position to you nonna- I spend a lot of time and effort taking care of and catering to my dog's needs. Knowing that she will be gone in the blink of an eye scares me.

I'll tell you what I keep telling myself right now- they're going to a better place. No more pain, no more suffering. Heaven exists, if only for them, to live in eternity with nothing but the best food and toys. To welcome a pet into your life is a huge undertaking, and you've done well these past few years. Thank you for giving him a home, taking care of, and loving him. I hope he's at peace, and I hope you'll find peace one day too. I hope we'll all be reunited one day.

No. 1365009

>>1363995
i'm happy for you nonna

No. 1365347

>>1364945
Thank you nonny, I'm tearing up. I really appreciate your kind words. I'm sorry about your pooch. Having pets is so rewarding but always so hard letting them go. Their innocence is a blessing and a curse.

No. 1365415

File: 1665018616635.jpg (8.71 KB, 410x314, 1661811935821.jpg)

Said I was going to finish my coding hw by 5. Finished it at 8:50.
At least 7 hours sitting down for a single beginner webpage. Somehow there were 2 minor errors and now my html is perfect. Flawless. Shiny. Pray for me to memorize nonies

No. 1365417

It's amazing how much living in a tidier place can affect your mood. I let my apartment get messy again and I was feeling bad for a long time but today I said I would clean for an hour and it already looks so much better and I feel so much better.

No. 1365519

I think I saw my hair iron spark in the corner of my eye. I unplugged it fast as a motherfucker.

No. 1365613

I've got to get rid of some home stuff. There is no reason for one or even two people to own as many sheets, quilts, blankets, curtains, and towels as I do. But anytime I start a purge I just can't bear to rid myself of most of it. I use them too much and I like what I've got left. I rotate stuff like curtains and quilts seasonally and I enjoy it, but storing them is a mess and moving with them is worse. Unfair.

No. 1365623

>>1365613
donate them to animal shelters, they always need linens

No. 1365648

>>1365623
I did this with older towels and the more run down linens, now the ones I have left are just so nice and high quality I struggle. But I need to just do it. They were very appreciated (I can say confidently because I was a rehab volunteer using some of them, kek) so maybe at least a feeew more of the towels can go.

No. 1365653

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There used to be this super market near me called Big Bear (picrel). I think they're all closed now, but man, I miss this place. They used to have the best chicken strips and roast chicken. I'd always get some in the afternoon. I really want some of that chicken, Nonas. I could cook some myself, but it wouldn't scratch that nostalgia itch I have.

No. 1365671

I’m stoned and laying in bed listening to coast to coast am kek

No. 1365712

I got a large coffee today and was only charged for a small. Couple days ago I bought a 6 pack of crisps and there was 7 packs inside. Damn that tarot vid wasn't lying when it said I had incredible good fortune coming my way.

No. 1365717

>>1365712
Let me rub your head I could use some too

No. 1365722

>>1365653
Looks comfy, rest in peace Big Bear

No. 1365730

Got my nails done for the first time ever, I feel very luxurious
>>1365417
Reminded me that I need to tidy my room asap

No. 1365890

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Keep thinking about this video of a lady organizing her shit ton of cotsco groceries and everything is pretty normal up to when she puts a bunch of donuts in a bag to be frozen.

No. 1365894

>>1365890
freezing breads doesn't do anything negative to it but it's super weird to pack them all together like that.

No. 1365905

>>1365890
Idk don’t people freeze toast and shit

No. 1365908

>>1365894
To be fair she's using parchment paper.
>>1365905
They do? But donuts are fried, fried stuff should be consumed fresh.

No. 1365910

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We’re currently being spammed with nude pictures. If you are triggered by male genitalia, please navigate carefully.

No. 1365923

>>1365908
fried foods actually freeze better.

No. 1365945

>>1365923
But she doesn't fry them again, just let's them warm up at room temperature, and they are already glazed, they'll be SOGGY.

No. 1366047

Clonazepam is so fucking good ; getting a liver biopsy soon . My liver apparently seems to be getting better but the biopsy will see if thats true or not.

No. 1366048

>>1366047
>Clonazepam is so fucking good
Flavor-wise or just as a medicine?

No. 1366050

>>1366048
As a medicine lol; ive had it before when i would get panic attacks. Just totatlly mellows you out, i feel like i can focus on one thing and not think about anything else. Feels good man!

No. 1366055

>>1366050
Im prepped and ready, got a nice cozy blanket on too, so nice, so nice

No. 1366123

>>1366055
ugh it hurts, why didnt they make the biopsy at the hospital . Even my shoulder hurts.

No. 1366143

>>1366050
i wish i felt that way. clonazepam and benzos in general don't do shit to my anxiety. i hope your biopsy comes out okay and you are all good!

No. 1366198

File: 1665080220379.jpeg (4.53 MB, 1200x6232, 0C07FA35-CD77-4D80-9F4B-709858…)

I got Kirby and the Forgotten Land and it’s my first ever Kirby game, besides Smash. I always loved him because he’s round and pink and he jumps so much. Now I can be a real Kirby fan and I found this little heating pad and I’ll die if I can’t have him. He is my friend and he is warm.

No. 1366240

>>1366198
Wtf this is so cute!!! I need Kirby to soothe my period cramps.

No. 1366351

I've got a cup of hot tea and I turned I, Tonya on. This movie is so good! I love Allison Janney, even when she is sooo mean.

No. 1366474

>>1366143
It sort of went well , but im in so much pain, took some tylenol . Maybe me vomiting after procedure hurt my stomach? Sucks either way i cant sit or lay down in certain positions.

No. 1366484

Should I cut my hair rn? It’s got long pieces in the front to my chest and a long bob to my shoulders and does this like 50s flip kinda thing I love but I think if I cut the long bob to like right under my chin it’d really elevate it.

No. 1366589

>>1366351
I love Allison Janney because she is the same height as me
>tall girl love

>>1366484
Trust your instinct nona. You will look hot no matter what you do

No. 1366602

>>1365730
I just got acrylic nails for the first time last month and oh my god, I felt so much more polished and put-together with them, it’s amazing

No. 1367204

If I go to the store and they don't have my vitamin/electrolyte water I'm gonna be very sad

No. 1367229

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It's so chilly but I'm too lazy to get up and turn off or up my AC

No. 1367233

>>1367229
Samefag, I just started imagining that my AC is on heat and I instantly started warming up. The power of the mind.

No. 1367291

Made a huge batch of pierogi and they're delicious, it took some time but now I can just throw them in the pan when I get hungry, life is good. Potato/onion/cheese pierogi beats everything.

No. 1367412

They've started selling Ramune in a store close to me so I picked up some (can't resist the melon flavor) and I was a tiny bit peeved when I went to checkout because the price wasn't the same as it was in the aisle. Still got it though.

No. 1367527

>>1367229
It's not cold enough yet to turn on the heat but it's not warm enough anymore for the laundry to dry properly, so annoying.

No. 1367590

>>1367527
Diff anon but this is annoying me atm. Feel like I'll be wasting money if I put the heating on just to dry clothes. Lighter items are drying ok but towels get musty

No. 1367700

I live alone and generally don't open my door to people if I don't know who it is. There's warnings all the time here that elderly/lone people are being targeted by men going door to door. I got a random knock today and looking out all I could make out was a youngish man holding a piece of paper. Small, like when you write a phone number down on a piece of paper and just rip out that small piece.

I wasnt feeling it but it's going to bug me for the rest of the day now. Not knowing what it was about. There's a youngish guy living next to me but would he randomly want me to have his number for some reason? I don't get enough knocks to warrant installing more shit into my door… Or do I. Annoying.

No. 1367724

I was playing one of those "fireplace raining" ambience videos last night while I was sleeping, and just as I was falling asleep lightning played super loud and gave me a fucking heart attack. Now listening to the video back though, I can't even hear any lightning.

No. 1367736

>>1367527
>>1367590

Can you dry them outside? I live in snowy cold area and I hang it up outside during the winter and it still dries.

No. 1367763

>>1367700
i always feel like an impolite asshole when i'm not comfortable answering, your post made me feel better about it. better be a dick and safe than agreeable and dead

No. 1368100

>>1367700
>>1367763
Good. Be impolite. When I lived alone I never opened the door unless I knew who it was. I've seen too many stories of women being attacked in their own homes for opening the door to a stranger. It would be different if it was a woman, of course, but if it was late I would even ignore them.

No. 1368125

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Saw part of this dumb, weird TV show about a faggot medium who is like 20 something who seems to just interview other faggots
>im getting the word……. rupture…?
>… yes
>lesigh
>at the beach, on vacation… my boyfriend and i… it was windy…
>the umbrella….
>it knocked over and
>sniffle
>one of the umbrella spokes hit him right here
>points to forehead
>the softest part of the brain
>he died the next day
And then the two faggots started weeping. What the fuck? Is this not the fakest shit you've ever heard?

No. 1368179

File: 1665276224871.jpeg (1.33 MB, 4032x3024, E2130A9E-61F7-45B6-A0F9-19F3AA…)

Had to do a double take after seeing this plate. Was unfortunately being driven by a scrote though…

No. 1368208

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>>1368179
>Arizona
>lolcow
Probably Baked Alaska

No. 1368224

cannot stop eating the Pringles hot ones. My lips burn.

No. 1368226

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>>1368179
Would YOU ride in the LOLCOR hyundai??????

No. 1368247

>>1361164
NO I just bought one. ugh.
i've been making pumpkin oatmeal lately. you make 3 servings worth and put in 1 can of pumpkin puree while cooking it. it's so orangey and creamy. i love pumpkin flavored everything and i dont care what moids think.

No. 1368249

>>1368226
Only if my nonnies were driving

No. 1368272

>>1368179
the farmhands handpick up the finest /snow/ flakes on the lolcormobile before driving them to /pt/ farm where they will start their milking process

No. 1368273

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No. 1368281

>>1364859
i watched a video today of a guy in japan with a pet axolotl. it was in a video of small weird tokyo apartments and sort of comes out of nowhere. he had the tiniest apartment ever but still kept a pet axxy.

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