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Review Site Hate/Review Cows General Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 07:01:32 AM No. 1347341

Post any review caps you find that are particularly entitled, unhinged, misspelled, or funny. Also can be used for discussing professional "yelpers" and other full-time internet reviewers. Sorry for skimpy OP and picture, not good at making threads.

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 07:23:21 AM No. 1347351

File: 1663831401777.png (2.37 MB, 1123x1117, me.png)

im fucking gay anon

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 07:28:42 AM No. 1347354

>>1347351
fag

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 07:36:39 AM No. 1347362

>>1347351
Kek

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 07:41:07 AM No. 1347364

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found this while looking at reviews for some hairdye I was interested in kek it's so random

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 08:20:23 AM No. 1347385

>>1347364
lol =)(=))

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 04:50:42 PM No. 1347692

I feel like this is inspired by the Springs1 post I'm the honest cow opinions thread. Either way, I love review cows. Some of the most unhinged funny people are just on Google reviews for no reason

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 06:18:13 PM No. 1347813

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This is a fun thread idea, I have so many of these I hold on to for years and do nothing with

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 06:44:36 PM No. 1347832

File: 1663872276452.png (166.36 KB, 736x518, home alone review.PNG)

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 08:02:58 PM No. 1347918

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The minute i saw this thread I had to run to the american eagle website to retrieve this "gem" i saw a couple of months ago.

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 08:16:52 PM No. 1347937

>>1347918
>was this review helpful
>no (34)
kekk

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 08:18:30 PM No. 1347941

File: 1663877910711.png (251.6 KB, 1763x866, gummi bears.PNG)

A classic

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 08:57:00 PM No. 1347986

I'm so pissed that I literally deleted all y screenshots of this, but I had so many of Pinterest comment sections where everyone is discussing the recipe and then someone will just post the most boomer selfie of themself staring blankly into the camera

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 09:15:49 PM No. 1348006

>>1347941
This is literally one of my worst nightmares.

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 09:33:06 PM No. 1348016

>>1347986
go find them again and post them

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 09:43:06 PM No. 1348026

File: 1663882986005.jpg (98.18 KB, 1079x1198, google review.jpg)

I came across these and realized that the business probably asked them to Leave a Google Review…but they took it literally and actually reviewed Google

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 10:26:51 PM No. 1348078

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I highly recommend the Beach Too Sandy podcast, it's all about ridiculous reviews. My favourite episode is the one with perfume reviews

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 10:43:36 PM No. 1348089

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Not sure if this counts, but I was googling the San Andreas Fault today and I found this incredible review for it

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 10:58:17 PM No. 1348100

>>1348078
Thanks for the rec anon, I’ve gotten bored with crime podcasts but trying to find new ones to listen to is a bit daunting for me.

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 11:09:51 PM No. 1348110

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1 of 2

Anonymous 09/22/22 (Thu) 11:11:00 PM No. 1348112

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2/2

Anonymous 09/23/22 (Fri) 12:10:37 AM No. 1348145

>>1348078
Ooh I'll check it out, thanks anon

Anonymous 09/23/22 (Fri) 12:54:15 AM No. 1348190

>>1348026
kek

Anonymous 09/23/22 (Fri) 02:23:48 AM No. 1348281

if you ever need to laugh, look up state park reviews. the more rural, the better. they're always beautiful

Anonymous 09/23/22 (Fri) 03:01:12 AM No. 1348306

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was looking at negative reviews of cringy hentai games and I think this one was the most apt

Anonymous 09/23/22 (Fri) 03:02:57 AM No. 1348309

>>1348281
Post some nonnie! I remember seeing some too looking for hikes and it's just the funniest thing for people to critique fucking nature kek

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 05:15:04 AM No. 1360694

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Why bring a dog to a cat cafe?

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 08:24:50 AM No. 1360828

>>1360694
Never underestimate the entitlment of dog owners, nothing is ever the dog’s fault it’s everyone else’s
Based cats. love them

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 08:57:37 AM No. 1360848

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i cried reading this earlier

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 09:00:32 AM No. 1360849

>>1360848
fuck every time i read it i laugh harder who the fuck wrote this

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 09:32:27 AM No. 1360862

>>1360694
>sniffing the window
This sounds more like they were walking past the cafe and the dog was sniffing things on the sidewalk. Anyone who has walked a dog in the city will know dogs sniff walls/windows/doors/etc passing by. Tbh I'm more concerned about the fact they seem to be housing cats inside the cafe? That's disgusting. I can't imagine how vile it must be to have an animal that regularly plants its asshole on random surfaces and sheds hair around food prep, let alone cats that are apparently violent

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 09:34:59 AM No. 1360866

>>1360848
give this poor lady her syrup

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 09:37:37 AM No. 1360870

>>1360862
>t. Dog owner

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 09:39:11 AM No. 1360871

>>1360862
What lol..? Have you never been to a cat cafe before? They’re fairly common, people aren’t eating and drinking off the floor there are plates and glasses. Cats are not dogs they don’t walk around sniffing and humping objects they’re usually sleeping in corners there’s also a designated place where you can pet and play with them further away from the dining tables

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 09:56:20 AM No. 1360886

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Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 09:58:10 AM No. 1360890

>>1360886
Thank you for the bump anon :)

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 11:36:55 AM No. 1360946

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This lady thinks she is too good to eat icebreakers

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 12:08:25 PM No. 1360963

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finally somewhere I can post this!
this woman puts dead ladybugs crushed or killed via heat im assuming and juices the bodies then adds it to coffee. she even has guests drink it without them knowing its bugs. shes going to get someone sick one day and they wont know why.

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 12:18:57 PM No. 1360971

>>1360963
I hope this is a troll

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 12:25:53 PM No. 1360975

>>1360963
Would it kill her to just ask whether people want bug coffee instead of regular? Putting stuff in your food and delighting in you liking it without knowing what you're comsuming is some scrote level shit

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 12:39:28 PM No. 1360987

>>1360870
Ayrt, not a dog owner I just hate the idea of animals and food in the same area. I shiver thinking about cat hair and stuff like that in the environment when I'm trying to eat my lunch

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 03:08:52 PM No. 1361111

>>1360963
Does she really think she could open a ladybug coffee shop without people knowing there's ladybugs in it kek

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 03:11:30 PM No. 1361116

>>1360862
>>1360987
You're right about not allowing animals in dining/kitchen areas but I'm pretty sure that in most, if not all, cat cafes it's all separate. The cats have their own little area.

Anonymous 10/02/22 (Sun) 04:54:42 PM No. 1361258

>>1361116
Oh, good. My friend ate lunch in a stable once and I wanted to headbutt her because holy shit

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 03:13:00 PM No. 1378422

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Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 03:59:07 PM No. 1378477

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>wants gucci level service but doesn't want to pay gucci level prices

Not super funny or anything but I happened across this review a while back. Ma'am? This is a Nordstrom??? kek

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 04:19:53 PM No. 1378494

>>1378477
couldn't she just…move the hanger kek wtf it's not a permanent hanger

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 04:35:09 PM No. 1378510

>>1378422
Holy fucking kekkkk

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 04:52:52 PM No. 1378532

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>>1378422
Someone get this woman a deal with LifeAlert

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 06:22:31 PM No. 1378656

>>1378422
best fucking review ever

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 09:16:26 PM No. 1378853

>>1378422
This is the most helpful review tbh. I love her

Anonymous 10/18/22 (Tue) 09:18:56 PM No. 1378857

>>1378477
I always feel bad for the cashiers that have to deal with this level of people. When the stimmy checks got mailed out, by the third round I saw the trashiest people in places like Burberry because they had the extra cash but thought every purchase, they'd be walked down a red carpet. $1,000 is nothing in a real luxury store.

Anonymous 10/21/22 (Fri) 09:45:04 AM No. 1381615

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this krispy kreme review got me with the honking piggy kek

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 02:16:27 AM No. 1457184

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Guys if you wanna see some sad and kekworthy reviews I highly suggest looking at AliExpress products. I found a lot of vagina and coochie products like picrel that are 100% bad for your vulva and have disgusting review pictures. In some cases they claim to make you tighter or your privates whiter.
Also found wholesale dentist equipment including veneer caps being bought and reviewed by actual clinics which is extremely worrying.

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 02:17:25 AM No. 1457186

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>>1457184
Some review photos of the coochie cream (1/4)

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 02:18:01 AM No. 1457187

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>>1457186
2/4

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 02:19:03 AM No. 1457188

>>1457186
WHAT THE FUCK did that… come from Within? im so confused and disturbed

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 02:19:39 AM No. 1457190

File: 1672280379905.png (Spoiler Image,1.16 MB, 750x1334, FC1964EF-D7BB-4F50-B11E-E3D494…)

>>1457187
3/4

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 02:21:12 AM No. 1457192

File: 1672280472113.png (Spoiler Image,1.03 MB, 750x1334, FABB269F-3EAD-47A2-9489-666103…)

>>1457190
4/4

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 02:24:17 AM No. 1457194

>>1457188
Yeah I think so. I’m more shocked that they posted those pictures tbh. Did they really think a picture of the coochie secretions/globs was going to help persuade other buyers?

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 02:27:39 AM No. 1457196

i am vomit

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 02:30:39 AM No. 1457197

>>1457186
I was literally eating dinner, nonny. now my stomach hurts.

I don't know what I expected

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 02:35:42 AM No. 1457199

>>1457186
This photo loaded so slowly for me, even lolcow didn't want me to see it. That shit is definitely dissolving their pussy.

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 02:52:36 AM No. 1457211

>>1457188

They're literally causing the skin inside their vaginas to slough off, its horrifying

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 03:04:22 AM No. 1457216

>>1457199
>>1457211
I thought the same thing but no one in these reviews brings up any infection or any skepticism about what may actually be in these products. Im so perplexed at how they just stick this stuff up their vagina with no apprehension. And if it damages you then they just claim it’s “working” like I saw some butt growing cream that apparently “burns” the skin when reviewers apply it and the reviewers were legit excited thinking it’s actually working wtf. I guess these women would have to be bleeding profusely or have a uterine prolapse to leave a negative review.

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 10:15:15 AM No. 1457335

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Finally somewhere to post this

Anonymous 12/29/22 (Thu) 08:02:00 PM No. 1457773

>>1457216
I really hope this crap is just some kind of latex caulk. I personally avoid any kind of fancy skincare and hair products, just from experience that more expensive things tend to be more caustic and irritating. It kills me that people still repeat the lie that it's just "impurity purging" when a product irritates your skin. If it hurts, it's definitely bad.

Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 06:17:57 AM No. 1527841

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i found this one years ago and it doesn't get old

Anonymous 03/19/23 (Sun) 07:09:13 PM No. 1528261

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I came across this bizarre review of a pair of women’s curvy-fit jeans on the AE website.

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 02:21:27 AM No. 1673756

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I love old people posting a wall-eyed photo of themselves with their full names with text like "It's nice!"
Completely unclear what she is reviewing but glad Deborah found what she was looking for

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 02:22:55 AM No. 1673758

>>1528261
oh my GOD I KNOW HIM HAHAHA HAHAHA

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 02:27:53 AM No. 1673766

>>1673758
Omfg who is he? Spill the deets

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 02:38:34 AM No. 1673779

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>>1673766
I don't live anywhere near there anymore so I don't mind tell you he's this totally retarded weirdo who I'm sure almost only wears women's jeans. He's been kicked out of more than one thrift store for getting into fights with staff, he's also been kicked off public transit and fined because he would try and sneak onto the bus through the second door toward the rear and got into a fight with a driver. He used to have a car detailing business but no one would use him because you take one look at the guy and you can tell he's mentally fucked, he's always doing some Mister Burns shit with his hands and he expected people to let him work on their cars. He also says he's a black belt KEK

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 02:39:42 AM No. 1673780

>>1673756
these are my favorite reviews, I hope Deborah is having a great day

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 02:41:41 AM No. 1673786

>>1673779
>he's always doing some Mister Burns shit with his hands
Kekkk this is hilarious. Thanks for sharing nona.

Anonymous 08/23/23 (Wed) 02:47:30 AM No. 1673797

>>1673786
You're very welcome! What a small world

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 06:41:46 PM No. 1688591

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Love how passionately hateful and descriptive some fragrance reviews are

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 09:24:37 PM No. 1688706

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>>1527841
one of my favorite genres of reviews is "Indians furious at other Indians and accusing them of being a disgrace to their race"

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 09:26:48 PM No. 1688707

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>>1688706

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 09:37:47 PM No. 1688713

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>>1688707

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 09:51:38 PM No. 1688719

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Dating a vegan I feel this review and now I wish I had a meat counter hookup. I love how old people overshare in weird ways

Anonymous 09/05/23 (Tue) 10:35:49 PM No. 1688748

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a review i found on a little critter book

Anonymous 09/06/23 (Wed) 12:31:45 AM No. 1688841

>>1688719
>>1688748
I love old people reviews and oversharing on the internet.

Anonymous 09/29/23 (Fri) 05:28:45 PM No. 1710410

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This review is for a white rabbit stuffed animal purse, and it feels cursed.
"more swag than a dang frog"
followed by a pic of a glass coke bottle stuffed into its back and it doesn't even fit.

Anonymous 09/29/23 (Fri) 05:44:22 PM No. 1710439

>>1710410
My tranny senses are tingling ngl

Anonymous 09/29/23 (Fri) 11:30:19 PM No. 1710739

>>1710410
rabbits aren't more swag than frogs. rabbitcel/bunbecky cope.

Anonymous 10/01/23 (Sun) 05:55:25 AM No. 1711893

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Another jump scare picture, spoilered second pic below

Anonymous 10/01/23 (Sun) 05:55:48 AM No. 1711894

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Anonymous 10/01/23 (Sun) 06:27:27 AM No. 1711904

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>>1711894
I’m starting to see more trannies on reviews for women’s clothes and it’s really freaking me out. They’re getting too comfortable

Anonymous 10/01/23 (Sun) 06:46:44 AM No. 1711908

>>1711894
>>1711904
Same, suddenly I see troons everywhere on clothing website reviews and it’s such bullshit. I also have something called trichotillomania (a weird disorder where I pull my hair out when I’m stressed or anxious) so I wear wigs constantly. They’re not cheap, so I always try to look for photo reviews first, because I want to see what they would look like on someone like me. I swear, MAJORITY of the reviews I see now are these old men in dresses with hideous clown makeup, and it makes me feel horrible

Anonymous 10/01/23 (Sun) 10:26:57 AM No. 1712005

>>1711904
>>1711908
it's literally just exhibitionism, it's an inherent component of AGP

Anonymous 12/18/23 (Mon) 06:49:09 AM No. 1817850

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Anonymous 12/18/23 (Mon) 06:51:54 AM No. 1817856

>>1817850
>Noid
I love that last name

Anonymous 12/18/23 (Mon) 04:57:24 PM No. 1818229

>>1817856
it's Nold not Noid, might wanna get your eyes checked

Anonymous 12/20/23 (Wed) 06:08:43 AM No. 1820433

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Anonymous 12/20/23 (Wed) 11:23:55 AM No. 1820584

>>1817850
This is killing me

Anonymous 12/20/23 (Wed) 12:11:47 PM No. 1820619

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>>1817850

Anonymous 01/01/24 (Mon) 10:46:34 AM No. 1835958

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Anonymous 01/06/24 (Sat) 05:19:02 PM No. 1841394

>>1347941
Bruh how dumb can people be? Candy is the worst thing to eat on an empty stomach even if it has real sugar.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 03:37:35 AM No. 1846157

>>1841394
Suggar-free candies are usually sweetened with sugar alcohols like sorbitol, which are laxatives. Empty stomach or not makes no difference.

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 11:09:10 PM No. 1930371

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My nigel found this one in the wild. Apparently he has dozens of reviews. Imagine being this autistic and pornsick

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 11:13:43 PM No. 1930377

>>1930371
Is that a fake stomach? Is this an inflation fetish or something else?

Anonymous 03/18/24 (Mon) 11:14:52 PM No. 1930380

>>1930377
I think so. I think he's pretending he's gained weight for some sexual gratification