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No. 1443422
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>starts off the year with a-
"My year was so exciting!!! I moved on from an abusive ex! I now have amazing partners & I did my first b/g and I travelled more than I ever have! Despite all the bad things nothing can stop me!!
>Middle of 2022-
"I'm trying so many new things!! Getting into feeder content has opened up so many new kinks for me!! Thicc Barbie Bimbo is here to stay! I feel like I've finally found my niche!"
>end of 2023-
>"This new year my goals are to lose weight and get back to me. I feel like this year I tried new things & it's really not who I am. I want to get fit for my health NOT my looks only.I plan to record my body journey and make it a porn series- "Better Body with Dolly!" Does one video and never does it again.
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Mister Metokur will probably die of cancer this year. He already said he will quit streaming in 2023 due to his health so these are probably his final months
No. 1443448
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>It's 2023
>Kiwifarms is still up
>Josh has just got done screaming at someone on the forum for posting a picture without thumbnailing it
>logs off
>looks at secret lover
>"I think I should tell the world of our love" he says
>"but josh the troons"
>"Who cares? They must know the truth finally"
>"But Josh they will pick on you"
>"I'm sick of hiding! I will shut the whole fucking uppercase Internet down for you! I can literally give any shits anymore! I love you! You the DDOS protection for my heart. The password to my Lolcow.email account. The sneed to my feed/ You are the banana peppers to my Subway sandwitch! You are what i've fought for all these years! I've watched you date these fucking losers, get hurt when you knew it was me you wanted! Fuck that!"
>Chantal Smiles
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No. 1443577
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my sad prediction is that lolcow probably wont survive another year
No. 1443595
>>1443577I hope you're wrong,
nonnie.
No. 1443614
>>1443388Yes, but she is going to paint it as "my choice of reconnecting with my roots" recovery shtick, or a stay in a new consumerist country, collecting weeb crap, in a city where she can keep prostituting.
>>1443463How I wish this happened. It would give so many dieting fatties life fuel. He is sadly wasting away.
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>Anisa becomes non-binary.
>If she goes down the mtf route, I'll scream.
No. 1443675
>>1443577I predict that shaymin will never really make an appearance on the site and will quietly hand it off to someone else. I also predict that there will be one million times more normies and twitterfags by new years 2024, sadly.
>>1443603>Armored Septic hanging himselfthat would be fucking hilarious tbh
No. 1443685
>the deportation of Venus/she moves in with family>Nikacado toys with the idea of weight lossThere was a video he did recently where he said he will lose weight at 30 which has already come and gone, but i guess he is either hesitant or didn't understand how hard losing weight at his size actually was.
>Shayna will continue to gain weight>The trans movement will experience minor backlash mainly against the medical industry. The agps will be unharmed.>Stevie will troon out and Jillian will be ecstatic. >>1443429I hope he dies because moids love using him as a surrogate dad and it will hurt them to lose their daddy.
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>Kanye keeps spazzing the fuck out about how the Nazis and hitler did nothing wrong.
>Career goes further and further down the drain.
>loses the 2024 election and spirals further into insanity
>kills himself.
>Brief media coverage of his death and then everyone expect fans moves on.
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>Philosophy Tube will get breast implants
>He'll get them in a private clinic, possibly overseas, and will cry about NHS being so genocidal against trans people that he was just forced to go private
>He'll join an online polycule. Possibly with that trans muslima and his husband.
>He'll wear full-on lingerie or a swimsuit in a video
>(all of his videos will be about trannies, as usual)
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"Drake"Predication A- Tortured soul ending-2023
>"Drake" announces another album
>it flops horribly
>(s)he starts caping for troons
>puts troons in videos as his video girl
>starts dating a trans woman
>gets rejected by 1 half of his audence
>gets loved by the other half
>continues to live his lie
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>>1444313"Drake" prediction B- The "good" ending-2023
>"Drake" announces a surpise ablum>it flops horribly>she wins awards for it anyway>She announces her truth on stage at a award show>deletes every fucking thing>Audraya No. 1444470
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he has extreme health scare and suffers immensely before he dies
or he kills himself
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Manifesting more unhinged women to unironically post cool shit on lolcow and less wannabe normies moralfagging everything and everywhere
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>>1444700>Demi Lovato will become a born-again christian. Might even go full q anon conservatard.(that seems to be the typical next step with drug-induced brain damage.)
No. 1445296
>>1445294Will do, thanks
nonnie.
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>>1445303thank you finally someone understands
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>jillian finally gets cancelled for her did larp
>steve troons out
>contra becomes an even bigger depressed alcoholic
>philosophytroon dickchop arc
>dylan mulvaney flies too close to the sun and gets into a huge controversy
>preggory kills himself
>sh0e becomes more conservative
>grimes gets more bogged
>a big celebrity troons out
>lc gets invaded by underage zoomers after it explodes on tiktok for one reason or the other
No. 1445609
>>1445564is jillian even cancellable at this point? she seems to be a washed out nobody and people are really making hug boxes for DID out there. It's like no one cares. Her thread also sucks now, feels like after the raids some anons left it. Still wishing this came true though, hoping someone makes a funny youtube video about her.
>lc gets invaded by underage zoomers after it explodes on tiktok for one reason or the otherwhy do you think all of us (the older userbase) are leaving now kek.
No. 1445630
>>1445609>is jillian even cancellable at this point?The thing with vangelina came pretty close, but I have a feeling did stuff will either get forgotten about or massively made fun of next year. Similarly to how tourettes kids on tiktok died down
>why do you think all of us (the older userbase) are leaving now kek.I feel you, I'm at peak frustration with lc right now myself but I can't bring myself to leave just yet.
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I honestly feel like next year or anywhere between 2023 to 2025 (maybe before the 10th year anniversary even) will be the year when somehow admin will "forget" to pay the rent of the website and then it will completely shut down one day with no previous announcement. And then no one will restore it, because everything will be "magically deleted" with no backup and we'll be forced to move onto better things with our lives because Null or some other unhinged entity will attempt to recreate this website but with trannies and scrotes allowed
No. 1445767
>>1443422KEK anon this made me laugh so hard ily
>>1443448God this thread is perfection I truly love you all so much ty
>>1444700>>1444705My tinfoil is that Demi will break up with her current bf, write a new album of breakup songs in whatever genre is trending, and then start a new era with some publicity stunts. If they break up she'll definitely be petty on twitter and try to shade him but no one cares kek. I think Demi is done with gender shit and will probably continue singing about her addiction and her dad for the zillionth time. Someone needs to put her in DBT therapy and teach her mindfulness ffs.
No. 1445850
>>1445797It just feels like the quality of lc went down drastically in the past couple of months. Anons seem generally angrier and more prone to baiting or trolling, weird pearl clutching and at the same time weird libfem tier arguments happening more often than before, not to mention the fujo sperging and all other related infights that have to happen everywhere. Then there's also the fact that lc is starting to pop up more often on tumblr and tiktok like this
nonnie >>1442964 mentioned. As much as I love celebricows that thread is often extremely cancerous and the posters on there seem like a completely different breed sometimes, and then they bleed into other threads.
I went to check out 4chan to remind myself of how good we have it though, and lc is still miles better than there so it's not all doom and gloom. However, the next time we go viral through some shitty zoomer drama or #webcore nostalgia compilation on tiktok it'll become unbearable kek
No. 1446175
>>1445850Totally agree anon. Rant incoming. Been here since 2016 and I feel like this behavior really took off during the pandemic. Everything changed. Our language changed, (
nonnie, nona, no anon-chan and admin-sama) the reaction images changed from regular gifs to Sanrio, cats and bratz Twitter reaction images and the culture completely changed. We used to have this attitude where you wouldn’t let what another anon does affect you, because that was embarrassing newfag behavior. Now we have anons taking bait and writing blogposts as replies with no shame. Even politics and normie celeb gossip used to be not allowed, now it’s all /ot/ is about. Things like being a weeb, a fujo etc is even looked town upon which is such twitterfag behavior, lc started as a weeby imageboard and the oldfags were terminally online weebs for ffs.
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It feels as if exactly one year ago this website was full of anons and bursting with holiday joy. Now it feels as if it's somewhat barren, I don't want to know how next year will be like. I am afraid another schizo tranny will start raiding us and kill the last bit of the userbase, and then be replaced by stupid immature tiktok/twitter users. But to be frank, I don't even see those people staying, either. This year was a weird year for lolcow. Say what you will but the KF situation did also affect us.
>>1446201>Now it's like lolcow is becoming its own echo chamber.It already is. This is one of the main reasons I don't befriend people from here anymore, it's weird. All websites eventually become echo chambers.
>All yaoi fangirls and husbandofags are literally the worstI'm not sure about that because I don't look at their threads often, but for me it is a shame when sometimes I see the mini drama they have between themselves. They all look the same for outsiders, I don't get why they would fight each other for the most weird shit.
In any case I wish nonnies weren't so judgamental and infighty sometimes.
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Someone in 2023 will finally make that rate my boyfriend thread that everyone wants but anons are to pussy to attempt
No. 1446363
>>1445792>lying about csa and childhood trauma>faking mental illness>abusing weed and claiming side effects from it are "mental illness symptoms">alters are embarrassing stereotypes >pretending to be autisticand it's just pathetic that she's using DID instead of growing up
>using DID as an excuse to be a bitch and get no backlash >as a way to express her other interests without compromising her "aesthetic" and admitting she is actually 3 dimensional >as a justification for abusing weed and alcohol constantly >as validation for her bad habits>to be absolved of responsibility for anything atleast her party kei phase was mostly harmless, but the way her and all those other tiktoxic people treat mental illness is insane. she is a genuinely awful person.
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>>1444313>>1444339Drake Prediction C: The worst ending
Drake "troons out" (detransitions), and reveals that she is in a polycule with Kanye and Jeffrey star
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>he commits himself to the lord
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>>1447668my dream prediections
>it comes out>josh commits himself to the lord>marries a lolcow girl>treats her well
>keffals detransitions>retransitions>disappears off the internet and comes back bald
>shayna goes non-binary>cuts hair>becomes gender blob>regrets it all and goes home
>stefany starts playing sims 4>"i never had control over my life"> "i realize the language i use while alone is simlish">"people say my green eyes reminds them of the plumbob"
>lolcow creates lolfarm dolls
>jill cuts the bullshit and becomes super terfy> anisa goes on a terf rant> chantal dates a kiwifarmer after divorcing husband>dates ethan ralph No. 1447691
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>>1447677tfw I am very attracted to him
This is also a prediction No. 1447767
>>1447765I loved Jerma but felt this way about him as well. The ONLY scrote I'd be genuinely shocked if they had a weird scandal is Vargskeletol Josh, he seems like he does NOT do online shit for long or often. He's someone who has a real life/friends. Does not give me sex pest vibes.
Also
>erin from game grumps will be the next to troon out>be prepared No. 1447832
>>1447823there's a
nonny in the dumbass thread who knew a reviewbrah clone
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>Elon and Grimes' baby boy is kidnapped
>part of plan to force Elon's to pay back vast debts
>Elon goes on Twitter rampage, blames the libs
>Baby is rescued, but Elon's debt issue are publicized and he is totally humiliated
No. 1455690
>Luna, Shayna, Vicky, Belle Delphine, Lori and Kevin, and the Ostrengas will continue to be comfortable in their status quo, to the frustration of farmers
>Laur and Lillie become homeless, live out of car
>Venus will die, end up in some sort of institution again, and/or end up in jail/prison
>Lucina will make up new medical emergencies be totes about to die any minute now!!!!111
>Jill will drop the DID larp through "integration" but continue to munch, will have to move into an apartment as parents stop supporting her financially, Steebie will dump her
>Grimes will realize that she ruined her life after botching her face and try to redeem herself OR get exposed as a full-blown white nationalist
>Phoebe Tickner will make a comeback
r8
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No. 1476938
>>1476932Venus will either end up
-pregnant/ having a abortion
-in prison (for abusing her bf/drugs)
-start hard drugs ie meth (if she hasn't already
-finally lose her two front teeth
- another marriage and divorce with in few months
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this is a prediction for mid-2024. pixielocks is going to ditch the current retarded did shit. but get this, shes going to become some right wing trad grifter talking about gay frogs, anti-feminist shit and maybe even the "if only the world was traditional and Christian like me!". shes too retarded to leave her phases gracefully or to ever grow up, so she'll just go to the other side of the pipeline and blame the old rainbow hair persona on feminists and the devil. shes just one cheating tranny bf away from it (already there considering how close her bf is with his lolicon ex, but high all the time in denial).