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No. 1451963

Be dumb not shit
Previous Thread- >>>/ot/1447554

No. 1451974

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I'm farting nonners!

No. 1451983

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>maintence tommorrow
>Also Josh's birthday
>the wheels are turning
>See you in the bunker threads nonnies
>wear pink
>be funny

No. 1451988

>>1451983
Leave us alone, Josh. Give up your love quest.

No. 1451990

does anyone else get physical responses to disgust beyond just itchiness? i literally get hives whenever i remember something gross and my eyes turn red, not even exaggerating it feels like i've just been exposed to my exact allergen. this happened to me even as a kid it would flare up immediately as soon as i saw or imagined something genuinely gross like rotting skin or allergic reactions on people/animals or a bunch of tiny holes close together kek my skin instantly flares up and its unbearable for a few minutes and sometimes hours. my aunt is kind of similar in the way she starts yawning uncontrollably when exposed to disgusting things. wondering if anyone else has a quirk like this

No. 1451991

>>1451988
kek this made me laugh, not josh, not white fat and fat. Not cursed with maleness, blessed with being a woman.
>>1451990
my eye was randomly getting itchy yesterday, told my mom and she told me it meant i was getting money or someone was talking about me.
Still broke, so I assume i got something in my eye that irriated it. I hate being itchy as well. I used to have bed bugs

No. 1452007

This song actually kind of slaps. Found myself singing it earlier
She's spitting facts too

No. 1452010

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>wake up late
>100+ new posts in the previous dumbass shit thread
>oh boy what are they fighting out now
>it's just footballfaggotry (literally)

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No. 1452023

>>1452013
is that the dano guy nonnies go on about?

No. 1452028

Saw some idol on tiktok having her legs measured, decided to measure mine. 75cm, am I a fucking midget I am screaming

No. 1452031

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Just remembered picrel

No. 1452033

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>mom works in a gift shop
>man and wife walk in
>wife walks around and does their gift shopping
>meanwhile husband stand around aimlessly
>wife asks him something
>he just mumbles something, she says "nevermind"
>notices picrel toy on one of the shelves
>picks it up
>start playing with it
>wife goes to the register to pay
>dude is still enthralled with his children's toy
>walks over and holds up the toy in the wife's face saying "LOOK I GOT ONE"
>she looks dead inside
>he then turns to my mother and shows her too
>mother says "Nice job"
>wife asks him if he wants her to buy it with dry sarcasm
>says no
>announces he'll get another one
And yet my mother keeps telling me to get married after telling me stories like this

No. 1452051

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I am so smart I wrote down all my food and present stuff now no more second guessing myself I'm so prepared

No. 1452053

You know how sometimes you have to stand on a shelf in a store because an item you want is super high up and far back? I get terrified of doing that because I fear that the shelf will fall on me

No. 1452054

>>1452053
Don't stand on shelves in stores, wtf. Just ask someone to get it for you

No. 1452056

>>1452053
It's not a good idea but I do this too Nona.

One time, a tall scrote reached over my fucking head to get something instead of saying excuse me and I almost lost my mind.

No. 1452065

>>1452056
One time a tall man grabbed an item for me, and I forgot to even say thank you kek.
>>1452054
I know anon, but sometimes I hate having to find an employee just to help me reach something. These days I don't take my chances anymore anyways unless it's really important for me to get it. I should start carrying a stick or something to pull them down.

No. 1452066

my screen looks so weird right now, is this right?

No. 1452067

>>1452065
See, at least he was trying to help. I was standing there deciding on my item and the moid reached over to get something for himself.

But I also hate it when men decide to "help me" so this is lose/lose lol

No. 1452068

>>1452066
there's so much space on the page can't describe it

No. 1452071

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>nonnies after standing on shelves

No. 1452074

>>1452068
Did your edibles hit anon

No. 1452077

>Here is how her legend goes: Once upon a time there were two shepherds who used to lock their livestock in a cave at the end of the day. One day the animals refused to go in and seemed scared. Looking around to see what upset them, the shepherds saw the statue of Our Lady near the mouth of the cave on the edge of the water. They thought she was a normal living woman, and since men weren’t allowed to talk to or approach women outside of settlements (a historical fact), they motioned to her to go away. When she didn’t respond, one of the shepherds decided to throw rocks at her. Immediately his arm became paralyzed. The other man became angry and pulled his knife on the Virgin, but it only cut himself. At that they fled in fear to the palace of the king to report these strange happenings. The king and his council went to the cave at once. Since nobody dared to touch Our Lady, the king ordered the two shepherds who had already been injured by the Mother to pick up the statue and bring her to his palace. The moment they touched her with a peaceful intention, they were healed. Now the king understood that this woman was a benevolent supernatural thing and he decided to carry her himself. However, after a little while he had to ask for help because she was too heavy to carry alone. That’s why today there is a big cross at the place where the Virgin was found and at the place where the king had to ask for help there is a chapel dedicated to Our Lady of Perpetual Help, another famous icon of the Blessed Mother.
>The Virgin of Candelaria was brought to a cave near the palace and worshipped as an unknown goddess.

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No. 1452093

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No. 1452094

My bf tells his mom he loves her after every phone call or when we leave after a visit but she has never ever said it back. He said he can't recall her saying it ever. She's a good mom though, always helping us out and thinking about us and our future to make our lives easier. My family says I love you like 50 times a visit.

No. 1452102

>>1452094
Some parents are just like that, they can love their kids but will never tell them because they're "shy" or because to them it's so obvious it doesn't need to be stated. When I used to ask my mother if she loved me when I was younger her reaction was always "anon, what the FUCK are you talking about?" and she'd get up and leave, and she'd never hug and kiss my siblings and I when we were kids because she wasn't raised like that.

No. 1452154

EWS reminds me of getting into a position by dumb luck which people of my background and standing usually never get into and being kicked out for it later. How I can only hope for achieving middle class and retards should stfu about hard work automatically leading to becoming rich because the rich told me point blank "you can't sit with us, we can tell". Getting just a glimpse of the fucked up shit they're up to, but you can do fuckall about it and can't even really prove it. And would anyone even give a shit really? Everyone has an idea of what is going on, but there aren't riots or something. I'm not much better than Bill. Everyone knows about the shit that is going on, which is why nobody gives a shit when you do talk about it. Old news. Our eyes are wide open, but also shut. Get it? Haha. Thinking I was hired for credentials or my skills when I was just a jester, an amusing poor, not much better than the prostitutes they "joked" about hiring with everyone's hard earned money. This was sponsored by having a drink whenever he says he's a doctor.

No. 1452157

>>1452154
what's an ews

No. 1452166

I just realized I took off my glasses but I have no idea when or where i put them

No. 1452167

>>1452166
Oh shit, they're right next to me on my desk kek

No. 1452168

>>1452154
Is this copypasta

No. 1452171

>>1452154
I honestly feel the same. EWS bothers me so much because it's like whenever you try people don't care enough. They act like every person is meant to be a slave to the system and those who don't deserve no love or peace in life. Everyone has shit going on, nobody knows why it happens or how. For example, there's a tv show on about a girl, she's working and now she's not. like what? Why even do any of that? Whats the point. People know the route they are meant to take. You are not hired for the skills you want but the skills they take for you.

No. 1452172

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I hate how I understand every thing in this picture. I really need to stop being so terminally online.

No. 1452173

about to have a meltdown stay tuned…

No. 1452182

I have on this random old ass bra and my titties look so good in it

No. 1452199

>>1452182
Bless your titties

No. 1452201

it's very ironic to be having meltdowns every damn hour about how Twitter is the next Kiwifarms and it's a facists, racists, horrible biggotted website but not leaving it and spending more time on it then people who actually like it.
Like there's so many terminally online people screaming at the fat boy who owns twitter about how shitty it is, like they NEED to use his site. Just leave if it's so bad

No. 1452207

>>1452168
It can be if you want it to be, but no. Blame he who won't shut up about being a doctor. Please put the card away, nobody gives a shit. Leaving your hot ass wife in the middle of the night because some rich bozo called you. Ha, gay and short.

No. 1452218

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Giving a guy head sounds gross but giving peak edward furlong head sounds like it may be palatable.

No. 1452240

>>1452218
I bet I can fit 20 sausages up that nostril

No. 1452252

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No. 1452257

love edibles, hate being patient

No. 1452265

>>1452257
I swear I just get placebo high immediately

No. 1452266

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I don’t think consuming certain fictional works mean that someone will inevitably imitate those things in real life but if you jerk off to stuff like picrel you’re still retarted and deserve to be ostracized.

No. 1452267

>>1452265
god I wish. I'm complaining over nothing really but after 45 I'm still just checking my watch for something to happen

No. 1452274

Why do so many posters lack reading comprehension? Is it the twitterfag influence? You'll post an opinion that they probably agree with our doesn't contradict their own opinions in any way, but because of the way you worded it or because your post is long, they'll misinterpret your entire point and think you are attacking their beliefs. And the more you try to explain, the more aggressive they get. I'm so sick of it

No. 1452278

I wish there was like…schizo asmr where the person doing it is kinda crazy. I'm high and somehow this feels like an untapped market. I'm not talking about roleplay i'm talking about like, idk schizo basement dweller

No. 1452293

I absolutely love the thread pic.

No. 1452316

>>1452293
Me too I just wish baldi was dancing

No. 1452319

is it time yet

No. 1452325

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It's sounds so terrifying but I kind of want to try one of those driverless taxis.
Anyway, I'm going to sleep and the site may be down in the morning, so farewell nonniekins.

No. 1452327

You know what maybe I will keep up this delusion

No. 1452329

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No. 1452430

This guy sent me a voice message and needless to say, not what I was expecting… squeaky motherfucker

No. 1452433

>>1452430
block and report to the authorities

No. 1452499

>>1452325
I want to be in a loving relationship with one of those driverless taxis

No. 1452716

The chickens got a Christmas trees I wonder whether they'll get presents

No. 1452736

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tag yourself i'm soldier

No. 1452737

>>1452736
>Demoman isn't Scotland

No. 1452741

Was watching an old comedy series on youtube, noticed the 3rd series isn't on there so I googled it. Got a bunch of articles on how uncceptable that type of comedy is, how a series like that could never be made today and how some of the actors have been blacklisted from other jobs because the series had tranny jokes.

No. 1452744

>>1452741
what show? I was just watching failed sitcoms from early 90s and the jokes were pretty unfunny but the sheer shock of them was kinda funny in a way, could never be done now as a wholesome family sitcom

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No. 1452754

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What if Georgia O'Keeffe was a furry?

No. 1452755

>>1452754
>organic chemistry
my enemy

No. 1452759

>>1452755
what did it ever do to you?

No. 1452765

>>1452759
probably gave her a hard time in high school

No. 1452777

Whats in my youtube recommendations today..
> The 10 Second Autism Test
Sorry toobs, I only have 5 seconds that I'm willing to dedicate towards diagnosing myself with new disorders today.

No. 1452778

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Still hoping I'm preggers, slightly too early to test but we've been trying for almost a year now and last year just after Christmas I had a miscarriage… let's hope to not repeat that. My lil girl needs a sibling dammit. Next girl will be named Persimmon Rose, we can call her Minnie or Rosie and it'll rhyme with her sister's name eeeeeeeeee

No. 1452782

>>1452778
Aww I wish you all the best.

No. 1452783

>>1452778
Why do people give their kids cutesy baby names? They won’t be babies forever.

No. 1452796

>>1452782
Many thanks!
>>1452783
She can go by Rose if she chooses when she's older. That's the plan, anyhow. I don't think Rose is a cutesy name and would carry well. The nicknames would be for her as a little girl. My daughter's name is old timey but allows for cute nicknames at her current age. Her full name will age with her. At least we didn't pick McKirstaylah or something like that lol.

No. 1452803

>>1452778
>Persimmon Rose
Strange name. Sorry if it's a normal name where you are but it sounds like something a celeb would come up with or the protagonist of a YA book.

No. 1452812

>>1452778
Hate when parents name their kids after something they randomly had on their living room table or saw while looking out the window.

No. 1452815

>>1452778
Good luck anon! It's wild to think I'm gossiping with happy mothers here sometimes kek

No. 1452829

Sites still up I expected to wake up to the cloudflare screen

No. 1452834

Still thinking "euthanasia " is a cute name for a girl and I don't care what it means anymore

No. 1452837

>>1452834
almost prefer this to Persimmon Rose nonna

No. 1452840

>>1452834
You could even shorten it to "Euthy" or "Asia."

No. 1452849

>>1452778
Congratulations anon but please reconsider the name. The names Grape Daisy or Banana Lily sound ugly right? That's what Persimmon Rose sounds like. and don't post your children's names on here.

No. 1452851

>>1452748
oh yeah the kids wouldn't love this kek

No. 1452853

I forgot to brush my teeth last night, and my morning breath was insane

No. 1452854

>>1452778
and her sister, Cardamom Hose

No. 1452856

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Are you capybased?

No. 1452857

>>1452856
I am now

No. 1452859

>>1452796
>she can go by Rose if she chooses

which she will have to explain every time attendance is taken, every new school or workplace she joins, every new person she meets, whenever she does banking stuff, etc. "just use a nickname" doesnt make your legal name retreat from your life and all possible effects of it negated

No. 1452874

Gonna sell my meds that I don't need anymore kek

No. 1452884

remember the maintenance? me neither

No. 1452887

>>1452884
Is it still not the 19th in some country?

No. 1452889

>>1452887
still the 19th for me but since it's geting kinda late in the day I am losing out hope

No. 1452890

>>1452887
it's still 19th in most places except for East Asia. that being said admin should have specified a time.

No. 1452891

>>1452856
Naming my daughter Capy. Will use words of praise such as "Wow, that was based of you!" and "Kino moment!"

No. 1452894

>>1452890
wait forgot Australia and New Zealand really exist.

No. 1452898

12pm December 19 2022

No. 1452899

>>1452898
timezone?

No. 1452901

Should I buy a coffee today nonnies? Quickly before maintenance, I need to know.

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No. 1452906

>>1452849
banana lilly sounds nice

No. 1452907

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>>1452901
I'd say yes!

No. 1452908

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>>1452898
>>1452902
Well it's High Time

No. 1452910

>>1452778
Wishing you the best on your next child, but please give her a normal name. parents who name their kids retarded names dont think about their future. Just Rose is fine.

No. 1452911

>>1452859
And parents wonder why some kids change their legal name at 18 and move out.

No. 1452920

>>1452778
> Next girl will be named Persimmon Rose, we can call her Minnie or Rosie and it'll rhyme with her sister's name eeeeeeeeee
You sound way too immature for kids. No one needs a sibling.

No. 1452921

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>>1452898
where'd you get this time from?

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No. 1452940

>>1452921
December 19th 2022 12:30pm time stops for no one

No. 1452946

>>1452940
December 19th 2022 12:34pm make a wish

No. 1452955

Idg how men jerk it to really beautiful porn stars because I don’t even fantasize about men who are out of my league because it’s so unrealistic that they’d want me that I don’t even find them sexually attractive

No. 1452961

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>mfw I see my mutuals talk about one of my husbandos pissing out a kidney stone and possibly having prostate issues
You can't make this shit up.

No. 1452962

I keep trying to crochet a flat circle and no matter what method I try it always makes a peak. At this point I'm convinced it's the yarn and not me, because I've done this before just fine. This fucking sucks.

No. 1452963

>>1452955
>schlicking it to uglies
You deserve to gaze upon handsome men, nona

No. 1452982

>>1452961
which one

No. 1452985

>>1452955
Women need to get out of this mindset. The average woman is inherently out of the average man's league because of how reproduction works.

No. 1452999

>>1452955
I tend to basically stay within my own looks range in my fantasies too, with men and women. I stay within the grounds of what could realistically happen anyway.

No. 1453002

chesnusrs roting aroundandaopen fiee

No. 1453028

>>1452955
I generally fantasize about the men in my own life, maybe an odd celebrity/fictional crush here and there, but sometimes I am indulgent and imagine a beautiful man who fits all my physical ideals somehow loves me.

No. 1453034

>>1452955
They are too dumb to have any self awareness

No. 1453064

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I just found out Costco and Walmart sell caskets and urns.

No. 1453067

>>1453064
Shit ain’t cheap

No. 1453071

>>1453067
It was actually very useful information to learn kek and one less thing to think about when the time comes for my parents. I already see a plain wood one that I think would work but I hate that its from walmart. I see a lot of them are plastic or metal which is a no-no for my family.

No. 1453078

Everytime I go outside something crazy happens. Ever since I recovered from surgery at least. I wonder if I'm cursed because this can't be a coincidence but on my way home some crazy alcoholic or crackhead yelled at a young guy who looked like your average thug for bumping into him in the subway and the guy apologized but apparently it wasn't enough so it escalated, they were about to fight, apparently the crackhead had a knife so the other guy sprayed him in the eyes with pepper spray with perfect timing so the crackhead fucked off but I nearly witnessed a stabbing. Before that I got stalked and harrassed so a guy could steal my phone, and even before that I was waiting for friends in a chair so we could go to a restaurant and some lung cancer smelling piece of shit ran up to me, pretended to flirt with me and then to ask for a paper mask but I'm 100% sure he also wanted to steal either my handbag or my phone. Is this what New Yorkers go through everyday?

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>me whenever the next episode of "Americans infighting about their arbitrary race classifications they think are universal" comes on

No. 1453123

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on this day (Dec 19) 5 years ago I saved this picture. thank you amazon photos for reminding me

No. 1453127

I saw a picture of a premature fetus and now I feel kind of sick

No. 1453141

>>1453127
wtf is a premature fetus, like it was birthed too soon?

No. 1453142

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I think I stumbled upon a Dark Triad Stacy in the wild

No. 1453145

>>1453141
Yes, babies who are born a few weeks early. They usually have to be put into ICU or those little containment beds to help them until they are strong enough to survive on their own.

No. 1453146

>>1453142
that's actually really cool

No. 1453147

>>1453142
incredible

No. 1453149

>>1453142
The street is so familiar, I hope we live close nonnie

No. 1453152

>>1453145
Can't recommend, you're better off waiting a little bit before coming out of there. Biggest mistake I've made in my life.

No. 1453154

>>1453141
>>1453145
I should have said miscarriage, sorry. It was a very tiny fetus and very hard to look at.

No. 1453155

>>1453152
my biggest mistake was coming out of there at all

No. 1453162

>>1453154
No need to apologize, anon. It's even more traumatizing for the woman who lost her baby. Miscarriages are more common however than people make them out to be. women just dont openly talk about them.

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i asked magic 8 ball if i should kill myself on christmas day and it said “very doubtful”
guess i gotta stay alive

No. 1453176

>>1453170
don't be silly don't die.

No. 1453189

>>1453154
yeah I was wondering why you would call a premie that, that's sad but it's understandable to feel off after seeing that

No. 1453205

>>1452067
>>1452056
One time a tall man opened a door to go in a building as I was going out and I took the opportunity to scurry away underneath his arm without saying excuse me or thank you

No. 1453231

>>1452218
i love u for posting this, based Edward Furlong appreciator.
Also did maintenance happen yet? What’s going on

No. 1453233

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I have a lot of interests & tastes that are associated with a certain kind of insane introverted woman. Honestly I'm just kind of embracing it. I know myself and think I'm pretty cool regardless. (If a bit insane, yes)

No. 1453238

>>1453233
List them, please.

No. 1453246

>>1453231
nvm i just checked meta

No. 1453275

>>1452736
i wonder if the rl guy with gas mask is gay

No. 1453285

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Taking a dump rn what’s up

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*Now this is ASMR!*

No. 1453305

>>1453285
I keep sneezing

No. 1453307

>>1453299
why she rub

No. 1453310

So is there going to be downtime? Was looking forward to bunker thread and don't wanna be sleep kek.
12/19/22 6:11pm

No. 1453312

it's interesting how all the alcoholics I've known, the ones who have been sober for decades still say they still are alcholics, because they are but the ones who have been sober for less than 5 years or something call themselves ex alcoholics.

No. 1453324

Not to perpetuate racial stereotypes, but white people really do just walk outside in cold weather with minimal clothes like it's nothing…

No. 1453327

>>1453324
You're not wrong kek. Jumping into icy cold water in winter is a tradition here.

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I like her

No. 1453358

>>1453332
As you should

No. 1453360

ibought a multipack of pombears and have already eaten 3 of them, considering eating a fourth

No. 1453368

>>1453360
Just ate it

No. 1453395

>>1453368
I ate a 6 pack a day, everyday, for about two weeks once. Never hesitate.

No. 1453397

>>1453360
pombear calories don't count nona

No. 1453400

>>1453324
you see you see now ok you see that I used to do that ok, and now? more layers than in a mille feuille bitch, I am cozy

No. 1453457

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shit like this is so dumb

No. 1453463

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>>1453457
Aesthetics bitch. Gotta be picture perfect, you poor or something I agree with you, like the choco sauce is going to waste unless you lick it of the galss

No. 1453464

>>1453463
i don't trust nobody to clean their glass enough for me to lick, plus if this is how they make drinks it meaNS eVEryone licks the glass. Aint enough bleach in the world

No. 1453471

My phone is so shit. I just got it like a year ago, and only use it to browse the web and YouTube. Already, this piece of shit is like, there's no storage left!!!!
Bitch, you're a shitty android phone and I only have Google shit on here. Make your apps smaller, retards.

No. 1453476

File: 1671499507552.gif (414.68 KB, 200x194, perdido.gif)

>when the usual cows you follow aren't being cowish as often and now you're bored because shit be slow and you need to get a life
me rn

No. 1453479

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The anonymity is why i love LC so much but somethimes i wonder if it's the same nonna that always makes me laugh, shares the same husbando, responds to my post
Maybe we would be great friends but we will never know
My dear fated nonna, ily

No. 1453483

>>1453479
ermm who is your husbando

No. 1453490

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>>1453479
Anon… You are the best gal that I have probably fought and loved with. I do not need to see your face as I know that just getting a glimpse will make me fall in love again as your personality has already ensnared me ♥

No. 1453494

>>1453479
this is so cute, happy for you two

No. 1453501

>>1453497
I have never told a lie online. That is illegal.

No. 1453508

>>1453483
who is YOURS ?
>>1453490
i probably said i wanted you to fall off a cliff but i didn't mean it
>>1453497
never to YOU nonnie ! you look cute today

No. 1453573

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>>1453508
this one is mine

No. 1453596

>>1453457
Just looking at it fills me with rage.

No. 1453611

>>1451963
yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo nonnie

No. 1453639

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girls RIGHT NOW- if you have dates, take one or two depending on the size, stuff them with a bit of your choice, smear a little bit of peanut butter on top, melt a little bit of chocolate and cover them in it, put a little bit of sea salt on top, put them in the fridge until they solidify and eat them. THANK ME LATER

No. 1453648

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>>1453476
Solution: become the cow

No. 1453650

>>1453639
its such a shame he was such a misogynist he was so cute

No. 1453651

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>>1453639
I don't have dates I'm single

No. 1453657

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No. 1453900

posting is re-enabled you spergs!!!

No. 1453910

Oh wow I actually kinda missed you guys

No. 1453918

Some one inform the nonnas in Crystal cafe

No. 1453922

>>1453918
Hahahaha yoooo what tf they doin there
Two goddamn days and they didn’t know what to do w themselves

No. 1453926

>>1453922
i tried to venture to crystal cafe it just wasnt for me i felt like the odd one out, a foreigner

No. 1453949

Many nonna's from Crystal cafe were complaining that they couldn't access original.lolcow.farm, doss that problem still exist?

No. 1453953

>>1453926
The overall vibes there are weird to me.. LC is much more like home

No. 1453961

>>1453926
The last time I went to their site it was filled with gore spam from moids

No. 1454008

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No. 1454064

>>1453953
the vibe over there was weird. Alot of scrotes, onion users and "No fun allowed" bitches. It wasn't fun and it wasn't because we were worried about the site. It wasn't the average lolcower

No. 1454076

So what was the most interesting things witnessed in this round of bunker threads?

No. 1454088

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I made this poem, thoughts

No. 1454095

>>1454076
The same gif of the little ratboy in each thread, I like the gif though it's funny

No. 1454122

>>1454008
This is the streamer who streamed himself getting cucked by his new bi gf after he just got dumped by some other hottie he was not nearly decent enough for. New gf just made out w like 50 girls in front of him and IIRC That Andrew Tate Manley fangirl Aidan or whatever his face is.

No. 1454142

Welcome back nonas I’m glad we’re here at least for the time being. Stay warm!

No. 1454150

>>1454122
He also lost half a mil, but he does that often. Yeah I wish he wasn't so shit now. I don't want to delete all my gifs and pictures though, he used to be so funny…

No. 1454166

>>1454088
Beautiful

No. 1454256

File: 1671819745245.png (306.15 KB, 465x421, Warren_the_Eagle.png)

>says he's a eagle but really a worm
>gets mad when you call him what he is, a worm
> constantly butts in to stop "bullying" or opinions he doesn't like
Is he supposed to be a Troon janny? Kek

No. 1454277

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I knew kids growing up would who would make up the dumbest lies like picrel. Specifically about never having eaten certain foods. They were always the really boring mean kids too. What was wrong with them

No. 1454288

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lolcow

No. 1454290

Sup nonnatellas, feels good to be back for how long it lasts. Sage 4 no input.

No. 1454291

Lol did we bully shaymin into going back to the original site (for now?)

No. 1454293

>>1454291
not yet, we don't have the original addresses and many users can't accesses this addresses

No. 1454295

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There's an advert on UK television at the moment which has very similar music to Ultra Despair Girls, and every time hear it I get a bit wet. I realised with mild horror that masturbating to Servant's cutscenes has classically conditioned my pussy.
The worst part is that it's on every single ad break. Very awkward sat around watching seasonal telly with the family. I've been sat in a tepid puddle of my own Pavlovian response for a few hours, seriously reevaluating my life choices (I still don’t actually regret anything)

I tried to post this on new site but obviously it got nuked. I liked the Lain theme! I missed everybody ♥

No. 1454297

I'm having a spa night, I'm deep conditioning my hair, just put on a face mask, some nice music and incense. In a little while I'm gonna hop in the shower and exfoliate my skin and all that. Sounds stupid but it's so nice to just relax. I love taking care of my hair, I used to dye and cut it all the time but two years ago I decided to grow it out in it's natural color and it's so healthy and long now without having to worry about fading color, roots and whatever. Best decision I ever made! I still really like colored hair but making it look healthy and even-colored takes so much upkeep, I love my natural hair color now and it takes barely any effort.

No. 1454298

>>1454295
I really missed posts like this

No. 1454300

how did everyone keep busy during the downtime?

No. 1454301

>>1454300
Killed myself

No. 1454302

>>1454300
Interacted with family it was awful I don't want irl just want lolcor

No. 1454306

>>1454300
Started the couch to 5k programme! I did it once before, before I fell into a coma. It made me feel strong and capable so I decided to restart it. Only problem is that my nerve/spinal damage is causing a lot of pain and additional symptoms even after the gentle first run. Hoping that if I stick with it, my body will calm down.

No. 1454322

I WILL clean my room before i do anything else

No. 1454343

>>1454295
Okay but when are you going to eat it and give us a rating? We've been waiting.

No. 1454366

My kitten smells like shrimp???

No. 1454374

>>1454366
where has it been

No. 1454375

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Shoeonhead trooned out

No. 1454389

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No. 1454392

>>1454389
Paul deno

No. 1454407

I don't even know if I should bother reporting male threads considering the state of this site.

No. 1454426

>>1454389
This always makes me laugh. He delivers the happiness he can't feel.

No. 1454460

THE LOLCOW SHART CURSE GOT ME. I sharted in the shower.

No. 1454492

File: 1671870233089.gif (1.66 MB, 480x360, takatak.gif)

I can only access the site through farmcow.lol good god I can't read anything. Someone tell me if this actually posted Im sufferign

No. 1454494

I ham here to achieve two things today:

1) complain about lolcor moderation
2)announce that I am in the toilet

Thank you

No. 1454497

>>1454492
3) you posted thanks

No. 1454499

>>1454492
detsop uoy

No. 1454551

I got the week off from work to spend the holiday with my family. Tis the season of sitting on my ass all day feeling horny 24/7 from lack of exerting myself.

No. 1454554

cc is such a shitshow right now holy fuck

No. 1454571

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I couldn't keep up with the bunker threads yesterday, is lolcow dying? shaymin resigned? do we have a new admin? what did I just come back to

No. 1454572

I am so hungry and depressed someone stop me from stealing money from my mom to get food. Fuck christmas and fuck my parents

No. 1454574

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I DONT WANT TO WORK TODAY I DONT WANT TO

No. 1454580

>>1454571
many users in the bunkerchan threads can't access lolcow.farm, they've been with lc for days now, so their rightfully upset and angry and blaming shaymin
shaymin herself has announce dthat she's selling the site to anyone who contacts her and if she doesn't find anyone she'll delete lolcow by the end of the next month

No. 1454581

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Omg we can post again? Missed you dumbasses.

No. 1454583

>>1454580
Kek she's so thinskinned. Welp, see ya nonies it was a pleasure to shitpost with all of you.

No. 1454584

>>1454580
For real? Just as the site is being upgraded?

No. 1454586

anybody else get really snack-y when drunk. im not even hungry im just consuming everything in my sight

No. 1454595

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>>1454580
the absolute state of shaymin
is this how it ends, nonnies? being forced to migrate to cc?

No. 1454597

>>1454583
>>1454584
>>1454595
The plans to upgrade the site have been abandoned as of now, I don't understand why you all are
reacting like this though
A new admin can be found by next month's time

No. 1454600

>>1454597
I haven't read through the entire thread on /meta/ but I've seen some nonnies discuss learning coding to form a group of admins. That's nice and I hope they pull through because I don't want the site to go down, but I'm skeptical about it since we get so many troll attacks from troons and moids, having admins who don't know how to really code seems vulnerable to me

No. 1454602

>>1454597
I think my comment was completely reasonable.>>1454584
The site was being upgraded and now it's not?

No. 1454604

I've cooked so many lasagnas in my lifetime and i still have no idea how you're supposed to layer it.
I do bechamel, pasta, filling, pasta, bechamel, filling, pasta, bechamel, pasta, bechamel.
Is that the correct order? Probably not. Still fucking delicious though.

No. 1454613

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lolcow might die and im sad about it

No. 1454618

Don’t make fun of me for being stupid but I had to make a new discord because my old one was jam packed with tears of data and I wasn’t smart enough to copy the lolcow discord link before I did so now I can’t rejoin kek. And they aren’t accepting ‘new’ members, and they’ve taken the link off the website because of how many trannies and scrotes have been trying to raid it. Truly a dumbass shit moment

No. 1454647

>>1454613
It won't die, finding a new admin by the end of month isn't really an impossible task

No. 1454649

pls say posting works too

No. 1454650

>>1454649
YES I AM FINALLY FREEE YES

No. 1454653

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I can’t unclog the toilet but I can’t keep trying everyone has heard me flush and then “SHLURFFF SCHLURDKSH SCHLUSGSG” like twenty times, how embarrassing im just gonna go to bed, sorry everyone else that lives here that my poops are rock hard and unstoppable.

No. 1454662

Gonna play with my clit this Christmas.

No. 1454663

>>1454653
Oh my god i have a clogged toilet too I just leave it and hope its gone by tomorrow kek i hope the same for yours

No. 1454665

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>>1454663
it’s okay, we will get through this. Godspeed sister.

No. 1454668

File: 1671913496877.jpeg (245.4 KB, 1380x1444, 1BB90648-AA6D-42FF-9682-5B3A22…)

I hope we make it to Valentines Day next year since this year got fucked up, even though the bunkers were fun.
And I like this picture I like Daniel Clowes.

No. 1454682

Don't call me racist but sometimes Mexican people look like Asian people and vice versa

No. 1454683

>>1454682
No this is 100% true and I have been confused by it for years. I’ve only noticed it with guys though.

No. 1454689

File: 1671917011736.jpeg (324.82 KB, 779x711, 25B9C9DC-D012-4450-AB78-9E4D7D…)

From cc bunker from nonnas who are still trapped outside of lc

No. 1454719

>>1454682
It's okay it's true kek

No. 1454721

hope the cc nonnies find their way back soon

No. 1454722

merry christmas, nonnies. i hope you all have a good holiday season. the stuff over the last few days made me realize how much i genuinely like lolcow. i peaked and learned about radical feminism on here, i love the drawing boards and the unhinged funny conversations, and even the people i infight with. whatever the fate of the site may be, i've really enjoyed being here with all of you, and i hope we can continue our shit well into the new year and indefinitely in the future. sorry for autistic fag post.

No. 1454734

It's so dead and makes me want to cry

No. 1454736

>>1454689
lmaoo i'm op and am late to the party

No. 1454737

Anyone heard of or play the dragon neopets-like game, flight rising? I haven't played it in over a year but it contains my favorite brand of unhinged autistic infighting.
>Screeching over untagged cheetah print dragons for triggering their very srs trypophobia
>Devs update art of a hat, causing endless shitflinging for 2 weeks
>Full of fakebois getting upset over breeding mechanics
>Anonymous dreamwidth forums full of this shit

No. 1454740

>>1454737
lmao holy shit flight rising. i forgot about that game. i used to know a tif who was really into it

No. 1454742

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>when you're a dog and you haven't mauled a child in a day

No. 1454744

how are nonnies spending christmas eve/christmas? I'm gonna play katamari and maybe get high

No. 1454750

>>1454737
yes lmao people would get mad when you said baldwin, the dragon npc, is not canonically trans

No. 1454766

>>1454744
i was invited to go to some parties but instead i am throwing a little christmas party for my hamster

No. 1454769

>>1454744
I ate a very tasty dinner with my housemate and her husband and now I'm playing old kirby games and eating cheesecake

No. 1454774

File: 1671934323574.gif (6.42 MB, 774x691, 1623953109451.gif)

I'm attracted to the ftm in the twitter thread pic(post transition)

Am i gay

No. 1454776

>>1454774
You're bi leaning straightish. Or just confused since trannies use so many filters sometimes they pass online. but they don't pass irl.

No. 1454778

>>1454737
Yeah I tried it but I am a bug autist and there were no bugs so I gave up. Played chicken smoothie for a while but there are no new tarantulas… misery.

No. 1454781

>>1454737
i used to play a few years ago and it was nuts how angry people would get about the petpets not being black ftm mermaids or gay-coded harpies or whatever. like it's a petpet for your dragon, you click it for dragon coins.

No. 1454793

>>1454774
yea. fag

No. 1454797

File: 1671943554732.jpeg (490.66 KB, 828x820, 965A5F1F-7E82-456D-86CE-884F03…)

nonny sensitive cat posting nonny

No. 1454803

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Merry merry Christmas, nonnies!

No. 1454816

>>1454815
i love you

No. 1454817

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how can i lose if i'm already chose?

No. 1454818

God rest ye merry, n​onnies
Let no moids you distress
Remember that your sisters
Think you're just the best
And post with you on lolcow
So I hope you're blessed
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy

On CC and on lolcow
The n​onnies like to post
Though other sites like PULL
Have given up the ghost
And though the tranny menace
Has taken Josh, almost
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy

Even though there's infighting
And spergery galore
Even though our new admin
Don't want us anymore
As long as I can browse this site
Life never is a bore
Oh tidings of comfort and joy
Comfort and joy
Oh tidings of comfort and joy

No. 1454820

File: 1671949398794.jpeg (606.8 KB, 640x914, 67CDFC37-D628-4985-9DFC-03F12B…)

Person I’m crushing on wishes me a happy Christmas and sends a cute pic and I panic and send them Paul Rudd with tiny phone. Why am I so autistic?

No. 1454825

>>1454744
Making a last minute gift, and then cooking dinner for my family.

No. 1454826

>>1454820
indeed, why?
what does one think when she does this and what reaction exactly are you hoping for?

what was their reaction?

No. 1454827

Luv the post-apocalyptic wasteland vibes going on.

No. 1454838

>>1454744
Trying my damndest to avoid my family, we are not close at all and it’s so awkward that they wanna pretend for one night that our relationship isn’t fucked up.

No. 1454840

>>1454827
it might be the thing that kills the site… it's all so slow ahhhh.

No. 1454842

>>1454744
I'm praying so my family goes away safely to their homes now… it's almost 2am I need to come out… I have to avoid them too because of reasons and holy shit I'm thirsty…

No. 1454843

>>1454842
surely they've gone by now!

No. 1454849

>>1454840
Lolcor WILL survive and we WILL find the other farmers and we WILL lead them back here. Have faith

No. 1454850

>>1454766
ANOTHER HAMMIE NONIE!! I upgraded my ham's set up so he has 3 different substrates to adventure in and got a new one cause the other was old.
I'm spending my xmas with family opening our gifts then eating food I bought. Going to call the only extended family I care about too.

No. 1454894

>>1454850
hehe I've decorated my hammies cage with twigs coated in festive seeds

No. 1454903

>>1454744
Spending it alone. Treating it like a regular day off but with some festive food. I never travel to see family anymore because I wouldn't enjoy it anyway. The first couple years I spent alone I struggled, felt like a freak, felt that social pressure when asked what my plans are but honestly.. I'm happier not forcing myself to spend it with people.

It seems like alot of people understand that xmas isn't great for everyone, that families can suck but they still expect you to force yourself to spend it with them anyway.

No. 1454910

>>1454744
Spending it with the cats. Most of my family really sucks so I can’t go to my parents house. My dad ordered me gifts off of an Amazon gift list I made (to make things easy on him) so I’m gonna open those in a bit. I opened one yesterday and it was a calico critter family I asked for! Lol I knew I was getting them but still excited. Most of the time I just ask for practical items since receiving gifts or asking for anything childish makes me feel guilty. Last year I got a bunch of plain black shirts, a black hoodie, and some socks.

No. 1454931

>>1454744
Things were awful with my family this year so I did the absolute bare minimum for gifting (gift cards for grandparents + sibling) and will try to leave the family party early like my counselor suggested. During the week I’ll attempt to treat myself, I’ve always wanted to buy a fancy little dessert cake at a bakery, I’ll go to a used book store, etc.

No. 1455005

>>1451963
mainichi hitotsu
mamechishiki
la la la

No. 1455030

>>1454894
I put paper snowflakes on my hammie's enclosure. I love all the hamster owners coming out of the woodwork. Based clean adorable pet. My girl is very sweet she's never even nipped me

No. 1455141

I'm listening to Mother Mother and making Mac and cheese, stuffing and pie. Merry Christmas y'all.

No. 1455266

Some random family added me to their Christmas group chat

No. 1455269

>>1455266
Say hi to them for me and I hope little Timothy likes his Christmas presents

No. 1455272

>>1455266
Ask them what’s for dinner

No. 1455282

Alcoholics have the right idea actually. Everything is so much more tolerable when slightly buzzed.

No. 1455386

>>1455282
Knew I was always right.

No. 1455389

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Can any nonnie tell me what has happened here?

No. 1455395

>>1455389
men hitting the wall as usual

No. 1455399

>>1455395
?? Is that really the same guy? Ew

No. 1455401

>>1455389
>retard haircut
>ugly facial hair
That's it

No. 1455417

>>1454663
nonnie don't do this, get a bucket of water and tip it quickly as you flush the toilet, you need pressure!

No. 1455452

Everyone that I gave a gift to liked it. I won.

No. 1455461

>>1452741
>>1452748
I used to love that show kek. I was probably about 12 when it was on TV and found it really fun, camp, surreal. It got a lot of hate at the time though. James Dreyfus is still absolutely based af now too, and got cancelled from doctor who for supporting JK.

No. 1455470

Nymphets had their problems but good lord coquettes are 200x worse

No. 1455481

>>1455470
Nymphets were contained in their niche corners. Coquettes are putting that shit on tiktok for normies to see

No. 1455483

My hotboyfriend of <3 months bought me aan xbox series x. I got him socks

No. 1455485

checking my favorite artists blog and seeing a lolcow screenshot gave me mild heart palpitations. i always had suspicions but omg now i'm extra glad i've never sperged out here about their work

No. 1455514

Any other nonnies here who can't read their own handwriting? It's so terrible, and it's why I have to make notes on my phone or laptop, because I wouldn't be able to read those fucking hieroglyphs. I can write more neatly, but it would take more time, and it's too frustrating, the faster I write the worse it gets

No. 1455524

File: 1672035626004.jpeg (407.1 KB, 750x1021, D7156010-E975-4C4F-8198-BB5715…)

random youtube ad I just got lol

No. 1455530

>>1455485
it's so embarrassing when people do that.

No. 1455596

File: 1672060384995.gif (809.24 KB, 441x250, cage45.gif)

I'm a vampire, I'm a vampire, I'M A VAMPIRE!!

No. 1455599

>>1455524
They included his tits!

No. 1455601

File: 1672062021228.jpg (50.89 KB, 1024x576, 1580267856334.jpg)

my moid just told me he's got to help his dad kill some animals, rabbits or chickens i assume. I should get my vegan card taken away from me for letting him get close to me.

No. 1455605

My estranged zoomer cousin refused to take leftovers home in styrofoam carryout containers. She's like "I hate to use styrofoam.." with a disgusted look on her face. Like I don't think the christmas cookies in a styrofoam container are going to hurt you. If she gets chinese food and it comes like that does she throw it out? I should've asked what her deal was now it will torture me

No. 1455607

My aunt got me an essential oil diffuser for christmas but it doesn't even work. I just want my room to smell like lavender reeee

No. 1455611

>>1455601
Why do they need to kill the animals?

No. 1455614

>>1455611
To eat them for the holidays.
I come from a family where this is super common and I've grown up watching animals get slaughtered for christmas and other holidays, but somehow I still get shocked when I'm reminded of it

No. 1455617

>>1455614
Oh I see. I thought maybe it was a hutch with an illness or something. It is sad. Morbid even. I am sorry.. it is so unfair that things die in order for others to live. I am not vegan or vegetarian, but I limit my meat intake and try to purchase free range when I can. It makes me sad though. You have a kind heart.

No. 1455626

File: 1672064975773.jpg (363.56 KB, 1280x984, Tumblr_l_2122024899859155.jpg)

>>1455617
I went vegan because I just couldn't stand the thought of animals having to die for me to eat a burger when there's plenty of other options that don't require half as much suffering. I know for a fact I couldn't kill an animal myself, so why should I be okay with someone else doing it for me? The end result is the same anyways, and seitan is delicious kek

No. 1455681

>>1455601
I think if the animals have been raised in a nice environment and taken care of, it’s not that bad. Animals kill other animals to eat them all the time too. I’m mostly vegetarian but every now and then I’ll eat a bit of meat bc even with supplements I’m afraid of not getting the right nutrients or something, and it’s about reducing overall consumption for me.

No. 1455682

File: 1672075991717.jpeg (251.51 KB, 1077x573, 492F3D37-AB28-4A1C-91C7-634242…)

there’s a Billy & Mandy character literally named Sperg lol

No. 1455685

>>1454820
If you were my crush I’d think this was cute but I’m also an autist so

No. 1455686

>>1455682
this made me snort

No. 1455702

>>1455681
nta but animals have no choice, people have the choice, especially in first world countries, and we don't need meat to be healthy, unlike with many animals that need meat to survive. Also many animals leave weak offspring behind and let them die, yet I don't see people using that as a justification for people not saving premature babies etc.

No. 1455710

>>1455702
Humans save premature babies because our offspring are resource intensive to raise and we have invented medical advancements to save them. If other K-selector animals had the ability to save their frailer offspring, they might make similar decisions to us. (I remember this one heartbreaking nature documentary that showed an elephant mother mourning so hard over her dead child that she nearly lost her herd by staying behind with him. I'm sure she would opt to save any premature child of hers if given our medical resources.)

No. 1455727

>>1455682
I watched the Christmas special and Mrs Claus mentioned the New World Order

No. 1455885

File: 1672118213728.jpeg (75.06 KB, 851x848, D7DB1B41-24C9-4E87-802B-DF564D…)

The Male Problem

The males are conducting a reign of terror by committing massive amounts of violent crime around the globe.

We will not live in fear of males, nor will we be governed by them.

The destructive culture we see in the west is a male fabrication.

!!!!!!

See (literally any news source) for more information.

!!!!!!

The males own the governments and media in the west.

The males use their power to pass anti-woman laws, run anti-woman media, censor male crimes and intensely promote misogyny and violence.

The males are funding massive illegal sex trafficking all over the world.

Males genocided 60 million people.

The male holy book says that women are the same as animals. How would males feel if people were instructed to consider -them- as animals?

Should they be setting our laws and choosing our education?

No. 1455886


No. 1455900

I wish I could screenshot real life because my short term memory is not the greatest due to the cannabis but my bf looked at me yesterday in a way I never want to forget

No. 1455926

The Play with Josh (farming game YouTuber) face reveal has fucked me up. He looks nothing like I expected.

No. 1455977

File: 1672133936778.jpeg (135.47 KB, 995x652, image.jpeg)

Why do people act shocked about current-day Brendan Fraser? They act like he is a different person now but how else did they expect him to age? He certainly was never going to get more attractive.

No. 1455980

>>1455977
I always thought he had fucked up googly eyes like Brian Peppers or Steve Buscemi. He was a butterface at best

No. 1455985

>tranny shit in fic that wasn't disclosed in the tags
at least tag it so i can avoid it, jesus. made my boy a freaking troon. so disrespectful.

No. 1455986

>>1455980
Oh he definitely does kek still pictures only kind of show it but those suckers being looking every which way on motion film

No. 1456004


No. 1456007

>>1455977
I didn't expect him to get that unattractive. I thought men were supposed to age like wine.

No. 1456014

Lol hi Michael, good job getting yourself banned

No. 1456016

>>1456007
Okay scrote

No. 1456030

I'm gonna have to start pretending my boyfriend is coming over every single day since that's the only way I can motivate myself to keep my flat clean and not spend the entire day rooting in bed looking and smelling like an absolute gremlin with dirty hair.

No. 1456057


No. 1456059

>>1456057
Lol that's a little aggressive

No. 1456062

>>1456057
And one for you

No. 1456070

>>1456062
Right back at you

No. 1456071

>>1456070
I think mine is better

No. 1456073

File: 1672151074833.jpg (56.63 KB, 795x794, images.jpeg.jpg)

>>1456071
Okay, you beat me there.
Here's your sage, my friend.

No. 1456074

File: 1672151567466.png (156.34 KB, 627x764, Gandalf Sage.png)

>>1456073
Because why not

No. 1456075

>>1456071
oh lmao I've never thought i'll organically come across this band ever again

No. 1456077

There is a TERF named Elaine Miller who is doing good work in Scotland but every time I see her name on my Twitter feed I get triggered so bad.

No. 1456079

File: 1672151995882.jpg (715.67 KB, 1074x1898, Screenshot_20221227_083402_Goo…)

>>1456071
Apologize

No. 1456082

File: 1672152410625.jpg (61.3 KB, 871x871, Haha.jpg)


No. 1456083

File: 1672152598989.gif (53.71 KB, 279x285, Lol.gif)

>>1456079
But also this because I'm so soft

No. 1456098

>>1456007
Sorry you fell for moid propoganda, but men age like milk left out in the sun. They're the ones who hit the wall, one day they will look fine and then BOOM- fat and ugly. We live in a fucked up world.

No. 1456108

>>1456079
>punch him in the balls and run

No. 1456120

File: 1672157449565.jpg (198.24 KB, 1080x1349, 1672088731101307.jpg)

>>1456082
>>1456083
Swag swag schway..Uhhhh..it's lit!

No. 1456121

>>1456120
i'm scared

No. 1456124

File: 1672157640284.png (329.46 KB, 600x520, wakeupnonnie.png)

>>1455977
He hasn't been active professionally for over a decade, or at least he hasn't made many headlines, so I assume a lot of nonnies' last memories are literally of him in a leopard spotted thong

No. 1456125

>>1456098
Please don't remind me of this. Every moid I thought was hot from high school turned into some wrinkly chubster while girls stayed beautiful

No. 1456128

>>1456120
Wtf is that lol

No. 1456137

>>1456120
Giga throat, he should be a sword swallower I bet it'd be easy for him

No. 1456160

>>1455977
It’s shocking bc he was considered hot before, and even though he’s a man he’s also a celebrity and they generally try to maintain their looks but I guess he dgaf.

No. 1456166

>>1455977
Not really related to what you've said but I encourage everyone to watch The Whale if you like or are interested in Brendan Fraser. It's definitely sad if you're not ready but his performance floored me so much. His eyes may be freaky in still images, but in motion, they're so full of expression and tenderness that it overrides anything else about his appearance imo. I don't think I've worded that the way I wanted to but tldr; watch The Whale if you're ready to cry. Sorry soapbox over

No. 1456169

File: 1672161580208.jpeg (146.6 KB, 1039x559, 34679A4E-1D61-4935-B74A-F26136…)

Years ago on tumblr there was an account i really liked so i had post notifications on and liked and reblogged a LOT of this persons posts. One day i wasn’t able to find their account anymore and was really confused but i figured out that i could get to it again from the posts i had reblogged from them. They made a lot of personal posts too and would sometimes talk about having to change their username a lot because their stalker was really persistent. Well i eventually realized they were talking about ME, i had never been blocked before and this person never told me to stop so i had no idea lol. I still follow her.

No. 1456175

>>1456169
unrelated but i remember once i found one of those packages in my coat pocket and ate like pic related thinking it was a small packet of sugar from costa, and then i read the package afterwards and panicked

No. 1456176

>>1456175
>eats random packet you found in your coat pocket without even looking to see what it is
Jesus girl

No. 1456178

>>1456175
Wait also was the taste/texture not weird?

No. 1456180

>>1456175
What did it taste like? I'm glad you lived. Ngl I have always been curious

No. 1456183

File: 1672163515080.png (20.76 KB, 450x439, ponytown elsie.PNG)

playing as cowe horse Elsie

No. 1456185

>>1456183
She looks so tired. I love her

No. 1456217

>>1456169
What if she didn't mean you? Would be silly of her to complain about you but not block you

No. 1456237

>>1456217
No she did block me but i found a loophole to still get to her account.

No. 1456276

I went to a friend’s family Christmas celebration and it’s my third time, some hugged me goodbye and it made me so weak.

Everyone was laughing and cracking jokes and wearing party hats because they had Christmas crackers and i was like wtf man this is like those Christmas hallmark movies but with English accents.

Like on one hand my social aptitude and self esteem would probably be WAY better with a family like that, but on the other id probably have to generally be approved of, and my partners and life choices would maybe be put up to scrutiny and i would actually care unlike now. I mean my friend spent the last few days stressing about his Christmas recipes and making the house look perfect, i couldn’t handle that pressure.

Anyway i can see how some women find any old scrote to start a family to try create this kind of thing because it’s so addictive! I’d love a loving family unit.

No. 1456300

Moving so I've been cleaning and clearing a lot out of my apartment and in the back of a closet found a little box of photos and letters from my bf's ex. They dated from like ages 14-21 (he's 33 now and was already living in this apartment when they broke up) and I didn't want to snoop too much but a lot of the shit in there is really fuckin cute and very sweet. I told my bf, he said he'd totally forgot he had that stuff. He's still kind of in touch with her parents so he's gonna send a lot of the photos to them. Had a kick at seeing a pic of my bf at 16 with tons of hearts drawn around him and "I love you, my prince" on the back.

No. 1456304

>>1456300
You’ve just open Pandora’s box and u don’t even kno it

No. 1456307

>>1456304
Idk I also found a McDonald's beanie bear in there that's worth like $200

No. 1456375

I got a new phone and now I can somehow access lolcow again. I can't wait to see what Luna has been up too.

No. 1456396

>>1456300
You’re better than me. One time I found my boyfriend(at the time)’s love letter from his ex along with a picture of them together in his closet, I took them and ripped them up and threw them away when I left because I’m evil and unhinged

No. 1456399

>>1456300
Also why on earth is he still in touch with her parents? That feels kinda weird to me

No. 1456402

>>1456396
If it was a more recent relationship I might feel similarly but I look at the notes and photos and they just seem like kids in them. I met him when he was 24 and even that version of him seems like a million years ago so it doesn't bug me that he used to be in a long-term relationship before me.

>>1456399
He basically lived with them the time they were together and continued to work under her dad for a few years after as well.

No. 1456406

>>1456396
bpdchan moment

No. 1456412

>>1456300
I think I'm a terrible person because I would just be consumed with irrational jealousy. I'm working on it though, wish me luck everyone lol

No. 1456424

File: 1672214937041.jpg (16.91 KB, 392x392, a53.jpg)

>Got a skincare gift set from my mom for christmas, yay
>"the package says there should be an eyemask but i can't find it, weird"
>"oh i took it for myself lol"

am I irrational for being annoyed? Idk I feel like it's rude. If you wanted the eye mask you could have bought it for yourself and not open the package you got for me.. It's a bestsellers kit, they're all sold separately too. It's not that big of a deal but I am irritated.

No. 1456425

File: 1672215292054.jpg (100.04 KB, 1024x682, SILVER_1__87357.jpg)

>>1456424
samefag but i feel the need to specify i'm talking about these things, not something like a sleepmask.

No. 1456427

>>1456424
uhhhh what? that is rude as fuck.
is your mum like this often? would she do this to anyone else besides you? sorry nona, that's kind of like why did you even give me the other bits you didn't want, rather than giving you your own present.
I hope you had a lovely christmas otherwise, is there any gifts you got you're stoked on?

No. 1456428

Test, does this thing work?

No. 1456433

>>1456428
working. WE BACK BITCH

No. 1456447

>>1456071
Haven't thought about them since I was a freshmen in high school. Our computers teacher wanted us to make a music video and I was thinking of doing "Black Forest Galaxy" because it was the shortest song on my computer at that time. She didn't end up making us. What a blast from the past.

No. 1456450

nonnie nonnie nonnie

No. 1456452

File: 1672220607896.png (13.25 KB, 678x507, 1.png)


No. 1456453

>>1456450
nonny (x29)
Motherfucker
nonny on my motherfucking mind
Cop five haircuts at the same time
White gold pants, jet ski made of wine
Foie gras bust of Albert Einstein
Get nonny
nonny out my motherfucking mouth
A mansion, a ranch, and a camp and a town
A motherfucking store with a floor made of scalps
Bobby from the block don't got rocks, he got Alps
Get nonny
nonny in the motherfucking jar
Shark fin pastry
Summers on Mars
Twenty motherfuckers in a levitating car
Seven-forty-seven full of women and cigars
Get nonny
nonny in the motherfucking pot
A castle full of cars and the yard full of yachts
A leopard with a mink
And an arm full of clocks
All hand wound everyday by a Spock
Get nonny
nonny (x29)
Motherfucker
nonny is a motherfucking joke
Forty bald eagles sewn onto a coat
Zoo with the crib, mermaid in the moat
Buy another strip mall every eighth note
Get nonny
nonny ain't a motherfucking prob
It's a sport I invented to win when I watch
And own all the rights and the lights and the locks
Even own all the ice in the Sprite you just dropped
Get nonny
nonny or your motherfucking life
Two ton angel carved outta ice
Alligator sailboat, dollar sign eyes
Fill a warehouse full of Van Goghs twice
Get nonny
nonny or your motherfucking heart
I could give it to my dog
He makes nonny when he barks
Or put it in my fridge
Or in one of my parks that I bought
So my robots could learn how to LARP
Get nonny
nonny (x29)
Motherfucker

No. 1456457

File: 1672221199120.png (32.71 KB, 300x300, iz.png)

How did we ever get this far?
It shouldn't have to be this hard
Now for the first time in my life
I'm flyyyyyying

No. 1456458

File: 1672221364770.jpg (21.16 KB, 275x262, 1660636671205.jpg)


No. 1456459

>>1456427
i'm very used to my family not respecting my things, my mom is not even the worst offender since she'll usually ask first. When my brothers still lived at home I could specifically say "hey, x thing is mine, don't take it" and there'd be about 50% chance someone would still take it- usually foodstuff I'd leave in the fridge/kitchen. Sigh.

But aw nona that's very sweet of you to ask, I did get new hats, gloves and a scarf I'm very happy about!

No. 1456462

>>1456424
yeah thats odd, especially if it's a gift lol

No. 1456470

>>1456459
me too! like most if not all of my belongings got either tossed out by my mum or destroyed/broken by my older brother. my dad mostly ignored me kek. glad we can relate, hate what we relate about. you are not alone my nonita.
hope your new clothes are super cosy and you stay warm!

No. 1456481

Farmcow is reversed blesssss

No. 1456482

File: 1672224412390.jpg (83.77 KB, 250x187, zizek.jpg)

just came to farmcow.lol and it's not flipped for me anymore although I didn't do anything, did the admin flip it back? i am in heaven thank you that cold turkey was too much i am saved thankyou

No. 1456486

Is lolcow actually back or am I dreaming again?? I could actually cry rn

No. 1456488

>>1456482
zizek says relax $20 says he snaps!!!!

No. 1456490

>>1456486
welcome back bbyyyy!

No. 1456493

File: 1672225708698.jpeg (14.64 KB, 275x275, 9E98BC08-4A54-4747-B1EB-C59465…)

hi

No. 1456494

File: 1672225898329.gif (633.6 KB, 264x264, imageedit_3_7047844688.gif)

>>1456493
we have left the bunker

No. 1456511

File: 1672227998191.jpg (78.57 KB, 900x900, disgustingfreak.jpg)

I want to fuck youtube white man gunnartv so bad it makes me look stupid (i am). Every picture of him looks like a fuckboy Patrick Bateman psychopath yuppie and it makes me physically ill, but every video all I can think about is fucking him.

No. 1456518

File: 1672229114102.png (133.96 KB, 434x337, pieceofshit.png)

>>1456511
how I feel about this piece of shit.

No. 1456528

i realised why effina always looked strangely familiar to me, it's because i used to go to school with a girl who looked exactly like how effina shoops herself to look. lighter skin, same brows and eyes and mouth and everything. i completely forgot about this girl until i saw her in the mall recently. gave me a shock

No. 1456542

>>1456518
Who is that

No. 1456545

>>1456518
Aw, I like Dylan too. Too tall and skinny for me though personally

No. 1456570

>>1456482
she sure did, lolcow dot farm still doesn't work for me btw but at least there's something

No. 1456572

I listened to a U2 song for the first time in my life because youtube music wanted me to. It was not bad.

No. 1456590

Will I get written up for leaving work 2 hours early on the 23rd? Place your bets now nonnerinos.

No. 1456597

File: 1672236809023.jpg (336.84 KB, 1080x829, IMG_20221228_071227.jpg)

finally my prayers have been answered

No. 1456604

I hate that I have a bad taste in music

No. 1456631

File: 1672239752573.jpg (496.9 KB, 1200x675, Jenna-Marbles-And-Julien-Solom…)

It's sort of old news by now but for those who don't know, Jenna Marbles got married! I'm so happy for her and Julien.

No. 1456634

File: 1672239802158.gif (798.53 KB, 320x208, ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif)

Hello my sweet lolcor sweet sisters. I've crawled from the bunker of hate/love to wish you a good morning or goodnight. I had the worse experience and I felt things were only going to get worser, but I am happy now. Rested. Hopefully the site thrives and eats the fruits of its wealth. Weve come so far and one day we will be farthest. I will see you on the other side. Be kind sweet nonnas.

No. 1456635

File: 1672239816289.jpg (33.84 KB, 648x662, resize.jpg)

>>1456631
Posting for all the fellow bobby lovers.

No. 1456637

>>1456634
is that jerma

No. 1456638

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No. 1456639


No. 1456640

>>1456639
Kawaii

No. 1456641

File: 1672240358504.jpg (136.24 KB, 864x1151, tumblr_b763918f80379c5ae4e4299…)

Any nonnie get these weird ads

No. 1456642

File: 1672240430329.jpeg (15.96 KB, 164x209, images.jpeg)


No. 1456643

Is everyone actually here through lolcow.farm or is everyone else also using farmcow.lol?

No. 1456645

File: 1672240558192.jpg (49.51 KB, 640x843, never-heard-of-this-app-gotten…)

>>1456643
There's three lolcows and I'm on all of them

No. 1456646

>>1456631
I know youtuber personas aren't 100% how a person is but they were so cute together in their vids, he seems like an easy guy to live with. Happy for them

No. 1456648

>>1456643
Wait do we not see farm.lolcow posts??

No. 1456649

>>1456643

I think cloudflare is fucking around. I changed my DNS provider from cloudflare and I can access lolcow.farm just fine.

No. 1456677

>>1456639
dont lie anon… come on, just confess…

No. 1456683

File: 1672243093412.jpeg (378.95 KB, 640x907, 550861E3-6AF5-4FA8-A182-1307A2…)

I’m so upset that Greta thunberg supports trannies. I feel retarded caring what she thinks when I’m almost 10 years older but I can’t get over it and her slaughtering Andrew Tate has made me even more sad about it.

https://www.gbnews.uk/news/greta-thunberg-shares-support-for-trans-activists-who-stopped-screening-of-womens-rights-documentary/408400

No. 1456685

File: 1672243349038.png (14.5 KB, 1125x116, nonviolent.png)

this seriously brought tears to my eyes

No. 1456688

>>1456683
what do you expect? She's a shill

No. 1456698

>>1456683
she's literally a retarded shill like anon said. she has no idea what she's talking about when it comes to anything.

No. 1456700

It feels kinda odd to be back home.

No. 1456705

>>1456683
are you surprised? she's a child mouthpiece for a neo-liberal party in Sweden

No. 1456706

File: 1672244784821.jpeg (381.63 KB, 1242x1860, 779C4464-327D-4494-ACE5-31D279…)

Reading Josei manga is a terrible idea, it makes me think that I could find a moid that isn't a piece of shit faggot bastard that should die.
But I just want to have a cute and retarded relationship sometimes, get a boyfriend, go out on dates, get matching stuff like shoes, sweaters, pajamas and such, we could cuddle, cook together, give each other dumbass pet names and have lots of sex, lots and lots of sex.
But irl moids will never be like fictional boys, even if they're insane and bpd, they're cute and nice, they won't humiliate you for existing, I seriously can't imagine any irl moid I've met doing couple stuff with me, it's always my husbandos being their perfect selves with a bit of crazy injected.
>tfw no bpd anime bf

No. 1456722

File: 1672246337472.jpg (32.35 KB, 401x642, istockphoto-108223214-612x612.…)

I GOT TO GO BACK TO THE WORLD
BACK TO MY NONNIE AND COWS
HAVE TO GO AND SEE MY HOME AGAIN
DON'T WANT MY LIFE TO END
BEFORE MY TIME IS DUE

JUST GOT SOME NEW MILK FROM MY FAVORITE COWS
IT BRINGS ME COMFORT WHILE I'M STUCK IN THIS MOID MESS
BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG, JUST SOUNDING OFF ON MY HOMESICK CONDITION
GOT TO GET OUT, A SHORT TIMER, MY HEART IT BEGS FOR HOME

I'M NOT AN PROGRAMMER
JUST A SWORN-IN SHIT TALKER
DOING MY BEST TO ENJOY
I'M GONNA MAKE IT
TO CONUS REAL SOON
HOPE SOME DAYS STILL LIE AHEAD FOR ME

I'VE GOTTA GO BACK
TOO SHORT TO TURN BACK
GOTTA GO BACK
BACK TO THE WORLD AGAIN

No. 1456731

File: 1672247048615.png (356.19 KB, 860x649, jesuidevenuunmegaretard.png)

>neighbours are arguing again
Should I do it sisters? Should I assert dominance by moaning at maximum volume? I wonder if it'll stop their bickering
>inb4 omg what a genius
ik babes ik

No. 1456733

>>1456706
Irl men suck! They are their own worst enemies. Might as well find a fictional husbando to daydream about

No. 1456740

>>1456706
Kek same. Romance fiction (made by women) has made me delusional. I read these a lot and expect men to behave like people with empathy, depth and genuine love. But I look at reality and men are devoid of everything. Everything they do is for themselves but it's not even deep, it's just to satisfy their most physical needs. Nothing else. They're not people, they have no real emotion, they have no real love. I've spent a lot of time among men and they made me miserable. A literal animal (female) has more emotions than a man. Just stick to the husbandos anon, I know it's lonely sometimes but irl men can't give you what you long for.

No. 1456745

>>1456731
Listen carefully, note down their arguments in that fight and then prepare a handwritten letter rating every point raised on a scale from 1-10. Put it in their mailbox

No. 1456751

>>1456745
Nonnie…your intellect…it astounds me. I may also prepare an excel file of arguments that I declare as 'won', maybe even make a poll with others on the strength of each argument. I will make sure to moan when I put it through the letterbox too. ♥

No. 1456753

>>1456740
>Romance fiction (made by women)
It's funny because I was reading just a bunch of smut written by women and even if the plots are a bit silly sometimes, it's just so nice. Meanwhile you read any "romance" story made by a moid and it's outright trash, shit, useless. And if it has even a tiny bit of sexy stuff, it's retarded "lucky pervert" shit, men should never be allowed to write ever again, specially if they want to write romance.
It's just baffling to me because the stuff written by women that's made for other women to consume, which are supposed to be dirty porn, have more depth than the average "romantic" story made by a moid. Hell, you can remove the sex scenes and have a nice plot to read, you don't feel like you're missing out because the story is just that good.

No. 1456755

>>1456751
Brilliant combination of our ideas, your neighbours have no idea what beast has just awakened

No. 1456780

File: 1672251595542.jpg (37.04 KB, 720x524, FUo1DgJWIAAaWTD.jpg)

literally me

No. 1456788

>>1456780
is stranger things worth it if i am a 80sfag, or is it better to stick to real 80s movies?

No. 1456795

>>1456788
i say go for it if youre a conspiracyfag like me, otherwise it's just ok tbh

No. 1456800

>>1456780
I only saw parts of the dahmer series because youtubers were reacting to it. I watch youtube and nothing else. No wonder my brain is melted.

No. 1456802

>>1456788
Nah its the goonies with a monster thats not even hot

No. 1456813

>>1456424
Is it from the body shop? My mom got me that too

No. 1456820

>>1456425
Maybe she thinks younger people have no need for undereye stuff. Still rude tho

No. 1456821

Okay place your bets on Jerma's fall out:
>gets fat and out of shape, turning away his most rabid and loyal viewers
>he's a shitty boyfriend
>DMs leak, oh no he's a fucking creep
>doesn't pay the actors in the next big stream
>is sponsored by a problematic company (transphobic receipts/autism speaks/peta/etc) and his SJW stans turn against him

No. 1456823

>>1456511
Eh he seems cute and okay

No. 1456826

>>1456780
real and same.

No. 1456828

>>1456821
betting on he's a shitty boyfriend based on what i've seen posted here about his relationship

No. 1456835

I got a call from some random ass area code and my dumbass answered it for some reason. I ended up just hanging up.

No. 1456839

File: 1672258621213.jpg (46.08 KB, 488x366, eb40889921b671b73fd025d8f600be…)

I hope that everything goes back to normal with LC, because sometimes it's really hard to not alog on CC.

No. 1456845

>>1456643
i'm using farmcow, the regular and original links still don't work
>>1456648
really? pls someone respond if you see this post

No. 1456847

>>1456845
Using lolcow dot farm on mobile and farmcow dot lol on desktop and I can confirm all posts are visible.

No. 1456848

File: 1672259038325.png (1.14 MB, 1035x700, nonnie-sama-e.png)

>>1456847
thank you

No. 1456849

>>1456839
Hope so too, I find CC to be such a mess thread wise, I don't want to have converstations with posts from 3 months ago like they do

No. 1456851

>>1456821
>Kim comes out with a Google doc about how jerma was a giant manipulating man child and its really nothing that bad and backfires on Kim
>jerma goes full TRA about the Harry Potter game
>Someone claims that Jerma said something problematic 10 Years ago

I get so sick of his fake dumb high act, I miss old jerma not school teacher humor jerma

No. 1456853

>>1456839
I love alogging on cc

No. 1456854

>>1456780
I fell for the Wednesday hype and ended up downloading it, otherwise same

No. 1456855

>>1456851
Kim Kardashian dated Jerma??

No. 1456856

>>1456849
it's way too slow of an imageboard not to have contained threads

No. 1456858

>>1456856
Well they just end up with loads of duplicated threads which go nowhere. I get it, just don't like it

No. 1456861

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>>1456802
>goonies with a monster thats not even hot
???

No. 1456862

>>1456858
That's exactly what I'm arguing, that contained threads (like lolcow has vent, confessions, dumbass etc) are more suitable for such a slow imageboard, even slower than lolcow, instead of opening new threads for every single thing you feel like posting.

No. 1456863

>>1456862
Ah my bad misunderstood your post, I do belong in this thread

No. 1456868

File: 1672259938092.jpg (26.62 KB, 720x700, cat (14).jpg)

Cars are not built for short people

No. 1456876

File: 1672260090802.jpg (190.4 KB, 556x1080, FaceApp_1672260101914.jpg)

>>1456855
His ex girlfriend Kim

No. 1456877

>>1456876
that's tranny drake
i think

No. 1456879

im so ready for 2022 to be over

No. 1456880

>>1456868
there are smaller cars out there

No. 1456881

>>1456877
No it's some shitty kpoop idol can't think of her name, I don't know what Jermas ex looks like didn't meant to post that

No. 1456883

>>1456745
>>1456755
kekkkk anon I hope you do it, that's beyond hilarious

No. 1456885

>>1456876
nonnie: drake-unnie cannot hurt you
>drake-unnie

No. 1456886

>>1456862
Yeah, I guess they do things in a more conventional way for an ib. But so many ops there are things that here would just be a post in something like vent or dumbass shit or stupid questions thread and only get like 4 replies. Also, I kinda hate threads without a title.

No. 1456888

>>1456881
looks like transgender transracial drake

No. 1456891

>>1456886
it works on other imageboards because other imageboards are much faster but cc is very slow, even slower than lolcow, so it just fails there

No. 1456894

>>1456888
It's not

No. 1456897

>>1456861
No those were two separate phrases, i dont consider the ugly man from goonies a monster

No. 1456899

>>1456894
sure but does look like it

No. 1456900

>>1456881
i'm creased it's literally not? am i being autistic kek

No. 1456902

>>1456894
who is it then

No. 1456907

>>1456902
not a real person anyway, see the faceapp filename

No. 1456910

File: 1672261493103.jpg (16.07 KB, 197x278, InjiJininstagram.jpg)

>>1456902
That's a old picture Inji Jin has gotten a lot of surgery

No. 1456912

>>1456907
That's just the name of the file

No. 1456913

>>1456910
show us an even older picture then

No. 1456914

>>1456876
This-
>>1456913
Is a picture before she got surgery, the picture I posted is new she got the dorito chin surgery

No. 1456915

File: 1672261709384.jpg (111.01 KB, 660x372, rs_1200x1200-201012052848-1200…)


No. 1456916

>>1456912
why is it named FaceApp if it's not related to FaceApp

No. 1456918

>>1456916
samefag she even has the exact same outfit as drake

No. 1456919

>>1456916
Don't know
>>1456915
Wow never realized how much Inji and Drake look alike

No. 1456920

>>1456918
It's a common outfit

No. 1456921

>>1456915
Why does he look Tunisian in this picture?

No. 1456926

>>1456921
he is African

No. 1456928

>>1456919
do other netizens not notice? if they do notice, how does she react to the comparisons?

No. 1456936

File: 1672262435256.jpg (158.73 KB, 1080x1274, 36c813801b27d56982d91bc3e49aa3…)

>>1456926
I know but I'm talking about a very specific country. And it seems I'm not the only who thinks that kek

No. 1456938

File: 1672262447549.jpg (110.11 KB, 447x960, InjiJinInstagram01032022.jpg)

>>1456928
They say that's why she got so much surgery, they'd call her "kpop drake" and Inji was a big deal but after she started getting surgery she only takes pictures with blurry filters. I think she's very pretty but the kpop industry is corrupt and hates natural beauty. Ymtheres very few pictures of her pre surgeries though. It's like everyone memory holed her existence. Mandela effected her

No. 1456941

>>1456936
sub saharan (presumably west) african + ashkenazi jewish = north african
got it

No. 1456943

"Drake " is biracial white and black

No. 1456944

>>1456936
All of these are better than actual drake.

No. 1456945

>>1456938
is she part of a group or solo? what songs of hers do you recommend?

No. 1456949

I fucking hate Drake and most of his music, but to be honest I did like Mía

No. 1456950

>>1456920
very similar backgrounds in the photos too hmmm. post a full body photo of inji

No. 1456952

>>1456950
Sorry I'm kinda busy Will do when I'm done cleaning, she really doesn't show her body much

No. 1456953

>>1456949
Every time someones mentions drake I always default to thinking its about drake and josh.

No. 1456985

File: 1672265670825.gif (721.61 KB, 498x498, 30BE1622-BA4B-45DD-BC7C-7162B0…)

>playing Yume nikki a 4th time after many years without playing it
>get a few of the effects I remember how to find
>get knife
>be at the mall
>some faggot is in the middle and won't let me pass
>stab that fucker
>"I wish I could do this irl"
>wonder if maybe I haven't gone out enough

No. 1457013

File: 1672268102723.jpg (48.08 KB, 449x750, Tumblr_l_30538644341032.jpg)

I literally can't concentrate on projects unless I'm home alone and on the rare occasion Im able to it's like everyone in the house randomly decides to try to talk to me and I experience tard rage when i get interrupted.

No. 1457016

Does anybody want to join a hateocracy with me? Except all women, and any race. And we won’t fight little boys voiced by Regina king just all the moids we hate and the women who do really evil shit to their daughters etc. I watched this episode of boondocks and I really relate to stinkmeaner but I don’t necessarily hate the same things as him.

No. 1457018

>>1457016
sign me the fuck up

No. 1457027

>>1456788
I think the first season was nice and fun nostalgia bait. Anything afterwards was a repeat of season 1 kek

No. 1457030

>>1457018
>>1457016
Lets goooo nonnies!!!

The focus of our hate group should be anyone who hurts/hates other women. So women hating tradthots can get fukt.

No. 1457034

Whoppers are only three dollars on wednesday so every wednesday I've been eating a whopper.
Also I just noticed that /2X/ is on the little banner at the top with the other boards.

No. 1457035

What's da 2X doing dere

No. 1457039

>>1457035
WHAT IS SHE DOING

No. 1457040

>>1457035
is shaymin having an autism attack again

No. 1457043

>>1457034
>every wednesday I've been eating a whopper
Stop. They are bad for you.

No. 1457046

>>1457035
I noticed that too… goddamn it the moids are gonna have a field day with that one

No. 1457047

>>1457034
>eating burger every week
Lucky

No. 1457048

File: 1672270296131.jpg (109.69 KB, 1125x1118, burger.jpg)

>>1457043
But I love burger.

No. 1457049

>>1457034
how do people eat burgers that often without getting constipated

No. 1457051

>>1457043
Would one burger a week really make a difference if your diet was relatively healthy otherwise?

No. 1457052

>>1457049
You eat foods that keep you regular, duh. I usually eat a little bit of oatmeal or a granola bar once everyday.

No. 1457053

>>1457049
Live with it

No. 1457057

my cat smells like a fart

No. 1457059

>>1457057
Then stop sitting on her!!!!!

No. 1457062

>>1457045
I had a boyfriend and I was really into measuring his junk (to brag) he was 6.4 inches hard. The more sex we had the smaller he got over time (6.3) it'd true our vagina secretions shrinks disks of fucked up scrotes. In a way it's a sign. If his dicks get smaller it means he's not a real man and don't waste your time. He's not solid.

No. 1457063

>>1457062
>have hung moid
>fuck him all the time
>notice his dick gets .1 inch smaller
>dump him
Stacy?

No. 1457064

>>1457046
maybe shaymin did it just to spite us

No. 1457066

I'll admit I'm sad shaymin not a neet, she got a job and shit to-do love her for that, just wish I could relate more

No. 1457072

>>1457034
lol whopper wednesday

No. 1457079

I've been laughing at one of my own posts for like the past 3 minutes

No. 1457082

>>1457079
show me I want to laugh too

No. 1457084

>>1457079
I do that all the times when I post a certain something I just giggle and giggle

No. 1457086

File: 1672273122741.jpg (Spoiler Image,68.35 KB, 745x492, homestuck.jpg)

>>1457082
It's not that funny kek I'm sory

No. 1457089

>>1457086
kek i just read this in the bunker and it made me chuckle

No. 1457092

File: 1672273647635.gif (1.37 MB, 320x240, _uVaUb.gif)

Pelé is finally dying, guys, he'll kick the bucket anytime soon. Stay tuned.

No. 1457106

>>1457092
It'll be so annoying how tv here in Brazil will suck him off once he dies, he might as well live forever for all I care.

No. 1457107

>>1457089
I don't get it

No. 1457109

>>1457062
I'm speechless at this

No. 1457112

>>1457109
Don't be speechless start measuring

No. 1457115

>>1457109
She must've had monthly or so checkups to make sure his penis was still 6.4 inches

No. 1457124

what is it with zoomers thinking 4chan has always been le school shooter racist hackerman everythingphobic playground. She's insufferable in this video, she stops every 5 seconds to explain ''yeah this joke is edgy, but its because it originated from le mean site 4chan, not because people in the early 2010's were allowed to have fun and their own adult spaces without projecting into everything and having to think of the children''.

No. 1457125

>>1457115
why would she even bother doing it to brag about a 6.4inch cock? that is teenty tinty!

No. 1457128

>>1457125
Hahahahaha

No. 1457134

>>1457125
I'd brag to my other lovers who had smaller dicks by measurement. I'll admit I was a hoe, my boyfriend was my top Nigel at the time until I noticed the shrinkage.

No. 1457138

>>1457134
you had multiple other lovers with even smaller cocks? I'm so sorry. I hope you found bigger and better when you moved on from that regrettable situation.

No. 1457139

theme song for this thread

good to be back!!

No. 1457140

>>1457134
It sounds more like he was less hard over time, probably due to realising you were comparing him to other men and it was not a hot thing to be measured.

No. 1457143

>>1457139
thank you for this because today I told my bf's stepdad that I was happy it was Friday and he just looked at my concerned and and told me it was Wednesday. I was shocked

No. 1457145

>>1457140
stress = high blood pressure = soft erection

No. 1457148

>>1457140
nope his fault he wasn't shit and his dick getting smaller proved it.

No. 1457149

>>1457145
Sex+being a shitty person=smaller dick

No. 1457150

File: 1672277102273.gif (5.05 MB, 480x246, I765am.gif)

>>1457143
but it IS wednesday nonnie

No. 1457154

>>1457150
it's Friday night

No. 1457156

>>1457154
no, wednesday

No. 1457166

File: 1672278515575.jpeg (239.73 KB, 680x1466, 1671942284430.jpeg)

what's your favorite thing you saw on CC while you were bunkering?

as stupid as it is my favorite thing was something from their 4chan screenshot thread

No. 1457169

File: 1672278614521.png (2.54 MB, 2100x2100, 1671368263310.png)

>>1457166
close second

No. 1457170

>>1457140
As if men don't literally pay women to insult their dick size kek. I'm convinced all men have dick size humiliation fetishes since they're constantly trying to live in a fantasy world where all women are demanding 10+ inchers and nothing less

No. 1457176

I really like going to the dollar store, sometimes there are some gems in there. I got some really cute fabric from there a few days ago.

No. 1457177

I didn't have a "boys have cooties" phase but I can't tell if that means I did and haven't grown out of it yet or…

No. 1457179

File: 1672279496602.jpeg (26.26 KB, 500x281, 1648256212765.jpeg)

I am at my limit nonies, i am so fucking tired of the internet being so anti-fun. You cant discuss any fucking piece of media anywhere anymore without crystal the neko(she/her) or lolilover69 ruining it with their cum stained paws. I am going to make my own community and i am going to ban anything i dislike, its my turn to become the queen bee of the hivemind.

No. 1457198

>>1457170
They are coomers who think porn is real because all men are autistic and can’t distinguish their exploitation videos with reality. To men what they think trumps what is the truth.

No. 1457202

Just chewing a candy cane until it turns to gummy

No. 1457204

>>1457198
I remember for the longest time they were convinced all women were cheating on them with black men kekk. They'll watch teacher student porn and think all female teachers are pedos, they'll watch college porn and think all girls go to college to sleep around and flash their boobs at parties, they'll sexualize something women do then villianize them for it, I don't understand

No. 1457205

>>1457202
… this is possible? What do you mean gummy???

No. 1457206

>>1457205
Some turn chewy when you bite them not suck

No. 1457207

I'm a dub anime watcher for life.

No. 1457209

>>1457207
shameful behaviour

No. 1457210

File: 1672282299930.jpg (148.65 KB, 1024x566, 1660997449733546.jpg)

drinking coca cola and watching speed paints trying to understand how to paint animu grils

No. 1457212

>>1457209
Okay bitch enjoy your moving books then

No. 1457213

>>1457209
Maybe, but I'm happy. I'd honestly rather watch a really bad dub than a sub. Bad dubs just add to the experience for me because I find it funny.
>>1457212
Kek

No. 1457215

>>1457213
>>1457212
rise up for the anime dub watcher anthem

No. 1457220

I just found out doug walker used to draw and did the art for a vending machine. Also, he might be a feeder

No. 1457221

>>1457220
>Also, he might be a feeder
Now that you mention it, he does look like it, doesn't he?

No. 1457223

>>1457221
according to /co/ he's the infamous fat daria poster

No. 1457224

File: 1672284906177.gif (19.66 KB, 220x164, image0.gif)

You can enter the back rooms through waffle House

No. 1457232

>>1457224
weird story, but i once saw a massive fight go down in a waffle house. and it only happened because an angry customer got her meal wrong.

No. 1457248

File: 1672292502332.jpg (108.94 KB, 1089x620, nincompoop.jpg)

ate all my mochi
got no mochi
i'm singing the no mochi blues

No. 1457251

File: 1672293004377.jpeg (448.09 KB, 960x1022, 1FAFAF19-D8A1-44E6-BEB8-75B3E0…)

January first is when I’m doing a hair trim.

No. 1457252

Is it just me or have moids been way more careless with making claims with little to no evidence? I got into it with a moid who kept raging about how "updated studies showed women cheat more", I then asked him for sources since all I could find is that men cheat more, I go to the article and click the link listed for sources that ended up having a very short paragraph that came to the conclusion men cheat more. When I pointed this out to him he raged and said "I clearly hurt some feelings here" because I pointed it out then blocked me

Another moid kept saying women were shitting because "they go husband shopping when they start making more money", I pointed out it's actually men who cheat more when women earn more and posted studies, then he replied with update studies saying opposite. Fair enough so I did a bit of digging and the most recent study I could find was from a few months ago that still said men cheat on women that make more money, posted, and asked I'd be happy to see any study that says otherwise and he started spamming the comments about how "I need to stop coping"

Why do they think this irc? At least racist 4chan moids had sources, why is that sexist moids nowadays seem to not care with throwing around how "it's proven with studies" but then have meltdowns when asked for said evidence? Did they think they're not responsible to prove a point and everyone is just going to believe whatever they say or something?

No. 1457253

>>1457252
* He claimed there were updated studies then didn't post them, just started flipping out on everyone that asked

No. 1457258

>>1457252
I don't know if it's getting worse but the behavior you described is why I mostly stopped arguing with people in general and I don't post studies to back up my point if I comment on something like that, I just state the facts and leave. they're wasting your time.

No. 1457260

>>1457252
have you seen why men claim women are worse? its always shit like ''ugh i gotta pay alimony'' or ''ughh i cant blink and get a 10/10 perfect slave, i mean tradwife, unlike woman who can get any man(lazy fuck who does nothing but watch porn and cum), we are the opressed ones here!'' dont even talk to them nonnie, dont let them get female attention even if its to humilliate them.

No. 1457261


No. 1457262

>>1457252
They don't need sources when they have numbers of others moids from various different backgrounds that will back them up and say they are right, a long with the countless handmaiden trying desperately to get these moids to respect by not being brave enough to call them out on their bullshit. Plenty of women have grown impatient with these moids, their time of reckoning is upon them.

No. 1457263

i am glad i am too autistic to leave my room and mate because my taste in men is atrocious

No. 1457265

>>1457252
Moids aren't really logical in the same way women are, they don't view political discussions as a way to reach the truth, but as a way to fight others with words, because they are violent retards. In other words: He brought that idea up not because he wanted to share his opinions or knowledge, but in order to show dominance over you. When you approached that interaction in the typical logical, female way, you ruined his fun and robbed him of the opportunity to look superior. Thus he got pissed off and went into defense mode, and for him, his method of defense against emotional harm is to project. Also because of sjw owned compilations he expects you to get mad, and if you do not fit that expectation, he will change his view of you to do so, reality be damned. I have to deal with moids who think they are logical a lot b/c I have autism and am in an autism program. The best way to deal with them is not to be logic at all, but only use appeals to authority and appeals to crowds/social pressure. Tell them their behavior is 'cringe' or 'autistic' or whatever, that will make him shut up, since social approval from other men is the only thing that faggots like that actually care about.

No. 1457271

File: 1672297005162.gif (19.87 KB, 434x32, a.gif)

I miss the days of anorectal violence. It was all so simple back then.

No. 1457272

>sit down and focus on drawing
>looks like something a 5yo who sniffs glue would make
>start messing around in CSP with my mouse while watching nostalgia critic's the wall
>i end up making a marterpiece

No. 1457274

>>1457271
The first time I saw one of those posts I laughed so hard, it was so weirdly obsessive. Didn't the poster turn out to be a scrote with a fetish for anorectal violence? They were posting on cc too iirc.

No. 1457276

>>1457252
there's no point in arguing with men because at the end of the day they believe their opinion is truth and fact no matter what gets said so it's best to avoid them since they're all shit and overestimate their worth to society

No. 1457277

File: 1672298225051.png (750.76 KB, 720x710, 1660737304869.png)

>>1457276
this, just tell them to go to war

No. 1457279

File: 1672298583355.gif (25.23 KB, 360x360, 1643932209778.gif)

becoming a youtuber is the new joining the army, so many of my friends with useless degrees and no prospects for the future are trying youtubing

No. 1457284

Men who say women cheat more are making up excuses so they can cheat on gf they don't have yet. They are also the same moids who suggest poly but get pissed when the wife gets more action than them

No. 1457297

>>1457252
Men will simply believe whatever makes them feel good about themselves and turn mental somersaults to justify it, despite mountains of evidence of the contrary.

No. 1457307

File: 1672304036425.png (247.3 KB, 900x654, 1661809115339.png)

>>1457124
Isn't that the same girl who wore pony cumjar earrings in a video? But bronies did some degen shit, I don't think there should be a "safe space" for porn of a kid's cartoon.

No. 1457309

>>1457307
>Isn't that the same girl who wore pony cumjar earrings in a video?
lol, yeah
> But bronies did some degen shit, I don't think there should be a "safe space" for porn of a kid's cartoon.
/mlp/ isnt nsfw, though. And i disagree, I miss when the adult fandoms were separated and on forums and people used to make fun of the underage retards. Nowadays you have massive discords that are cesspools for grooming. The target age for mlp shouldnt be on the internet, anyways.

No. 1457323

File: 1672307664270.jpg (127.33 KB, 1080x1080, 1646807316404.jpg)

my friend is coming in 5 hours and i havent sleep all night because i had a glimpse of inspiration and spent the entire night drawing, i dont think i am going to make it nonnas…

No. 1457331

>>1457323
Sleep on her lap

No. 1457333

>>1457279
Me too, soon. I think. I wanna have an ASMR channel. There’s very little drama in the ASMR field.

No. 1457343

>>1457309
there shouldn't be porn for KIDS' cartoons in the first place

No. 1457349

>>1457252
Men identify as right and have a mental breakdown when truth, facts, and reality is acknowledged to conflict with their internal false beliefs. It's an evolutionary trait, they have to ignore reality to peddle their subpar genes.

No. 1457350

>>1457331
>her
sadly its a him

No. 1457351

>>1457343
Rule34 nonnie, how new? at least the main horses are canonically adults

No. 1457353

>>1457333
so you wanna start drama or do like gossip asmr? both ways based

No. 1457354

>>1457351
it was cringe then and it's cringe now

No. 1457355

>>1457351
why are you defending clop shit

No. 1457356

>>1457355
not defending it, just saying that while it shouldn't it WILL happen, and it should be kept out of childrens reach.

No. 1457359

>>1457356
I think we should ban both children and men from the internet. Problem solved.

No. 1457360

>>1457359
Extremely based take and the only right answer

No. 1457361

>>1457359
wish i could agree but all the youtubers i watch are from the failed sex

No. 1457362

>>1457361
jerma can post but only if he shows weener i guess……

No. 1457363

>>1457362
>jerma
the only male youtuber allowed to exist is scott the woz

No. 1457364

>>1457363
scott the woz can post but only if he shows weener i guess……

No. 1457365


No. 1457367

>>1457353
I mostly just want to do ASMR but a gossip ASMR channel would be cool. I tend to prefer staying out of drama and watching with my popcorn from a distance, maybe I should get in the ring.
I meant very little drama amongst ASMR channels with each other,though, like there’s rarely beef between people.

No. 1457368

Rap is men's poetry. Some are better at it than others.

No. 1457369

>>1457279
Noticed the same but with streaming. The average channel on twitch has 0-5 viewers, just get a job

No. 1457373

>>1457369
I dont understand why normal people stream. I stream but its because i am a neet with nothing better to do.

No. 1457385

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My son’s head is so round (spoiler bc some nonnies don’t like animu posted on other birds)

No. 1457386

>>1457385
I meant boards sorry

No. 1457387

Guess who left town without her zoloft

No. 1457388

This site is painted as a horrible place but honestly? Five minutes on any other social media site will have you feeling worse than here. People want to target the nonnies here while completely ignoring the horrendous content pushed to young girls on TikTok. Say what you want about LC but even with it's retarded brigades (CP aside)… it pales in comparison to mainstream social media

No. 1457393

File: 1672317270703.png (510.91 KB, 719x483, cathoholic.png)

My friend and I sometimes change our profile pictures and role play that we're alcoholic cats or stoner sloths.

No. 1457403

>>1457388
The only people who hate this site are scrotes, cows and their calves.

No. 1457405

>>1457403
Not really

No. 1457407

>>1457403
Nta but yeah, I usually assume that the people getting mad and getting literally suicidal over lolcow have to be either scrotes or underage retards.
I kind of get feeling like posting too much and browsing lolcow could become addictive (exactly because the site has lots of interesting women talking about interesting stuff) but talking about lolcow as if this was hell itself, full of "toxic evil people" is bullshit, we're supposed to be adult women, this is probably the website with the least people encouraging suicide that I've ever seen in my entire life.
And sure, sometimes there's unhinged anons, moids and trannies posting, but it's so easy to find the differences and just ignore shit that I barely notice those.

No. 1457409

>>1457388
I'd rather have an online fight with any of the worst ones here than 90% of smooth brains on social media plus I don't run into coomer bait or sjw shit

No. 1457423

I ventured into /g/ for a bit and it felt like an alien world. Hard to believe that /g/ posters are farmers at all.

No. 1457427

>>1457423
Found the scrote

No. 1457432

>>1457062
You literally drained life out of him Stacy, weak moid

No. 1457438

Is it suspicious for a gynaecologist to be an attractive scrote? I wish during pelvis exams he’d take his time when examinating!

No. 1457441

>>1457438
Kek this made me laugh. I’m always sus of male gynos tho

No. 1457445

>>1457427
nta but don't screech scrote at anything that doesn't agree with your views, it's really tanking the convo quality on here

No. 1457447

>>1457445
Your anger is severely misplaced

No. 1457448

>>1457447
i'm not angry, anon, nothing about my post is angry

No. 1457453

>>1457447
It really is but I’m sure they’ll argue with you (and now me kek) about it instead of confronting the true problem.

No. 1457454

File: 1672321257584.gif (786.6 KB, 320x208, sad.gif)

I literally woke up crying, it's 8:38am. I just ate porkchops and rice with nasty sweet and sour sauce from last night, that has been sitting out on the table all night.
I realized that I am not happy at all and last year I started the year off drunk and with a false sense of happiness. This year I'm starting off just sad and un-drunk. I had dream of my past selves and new selves meeting. They both were disgusted with eachother. I'm turning 28 very soon. I have to get it togeather nonnas. Sometimes I feel like I should join a cult, or chruch or somewhere I can make friends the easiest way possible. I'm broken and in 2023 I want to be fixed.

No. 1457457

>>1457445
Nta but I'm confused as to why someone wouldn't believe /g/ posters are farmers.

No. 1457460

>>1457457
sad rn, but In the bunkerthread there was weird
>This part of the board should be hidden (Mainly /ot?)
>This part of the board doesn't even interact with the cow board so it should be put somewhere else (again mainly ot).
So I wonder if it's that kinda thing. Just the weird, "Shayna-fags are deranged, this one spefic idiot I know who follows her thread is deranged so that eqauls everyone is deranged"
Type of shit. Could be bunker juices

No. 1457461

>>1457454
may you be greatly rewarded for all the effort you put towards making 2023 better for you

No. 1457463

>>1457461
Thanks so much (how do I make a heart?)

No. 1457466

>>1457457
then the way to go is to ask why rather than call her a scrote. women aren't a hivemind, not everyone will like every board

No. 1457471

>>1457252
One more reason why "debate" is a waste of time and energy.

No. 1457474

>>1457460
the scrote and troon accusations were also very anoying.

No. 1457478

>>1457466
Targeting /g out of all the boards is extremely sus plus you saying how anons should reply to a comment is contradicting
>women are not a hive mind
>but you should’ve said __ instead

No. 1457484

>see big tumblr post of long ass twitter screencaps
>in the caps, someone is appealing to not donate to salvation army shelters
>claims it's because they got "mistreated, disrespected and kicked out" out of one of their women shelters
>be shocked but got a strange feeling about it
>look it up
>it's a tranny
Every fucking time. I hate men so much it's unreal.

No. 1457486

>>1457474
There were literally confirmed scrotes and troons outing themselves in the threads.

No. 1457490

>>1457445
Maybe it would be better if you didn't have such shit takes.

No. 1457493

>>1457423
Why is it hard for you to believe /g/ posters are farmers?

No. 1457495

>>1457486
Some were but some posters like the neet who hated her mom was accused of being a scrote when she was just very annoying.

No. 1457497

a home depot type store in my country gifted my employer and calendar with AI generated pictures and some information of what this is. why is this shit spreading in my balkan country

No. 1457498

Ah, bunker threads were so much fun.

No. 1457499

>>1457497
Another W for AI artists
>(inb4 someone calls me a scrote)

No. 1457502

>>1457499
What AI artists? There are only softwares.

No. 1457503

>>1457499
AI artists as in "I put random words in a program someone else made and claim the artwork as mine"?

No. 1457505

>>1457454
hey were you born in 1995 also? or somewhere around that time? i am going to be 28 in may next year and i relate a lot to what you wrote. astrofagging but i think it is because our saturn return in pisces are coming up so we are dealing with shit from our past and struggling with the future. i also have been having dreams about my past self and death in general and it's been pretty upsetting. it's so eerie how i read this post literally the day after i called up my mom having a meltdown over everything in my life. i am praying for you anon and hope the goddess blesses us both in 2023.

No. 1457508

>>1457503
I can't wait for AI artists to be replaced by AI.

No. 1457509

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No. 1457510

>>1457508
Big brain moment nonny.

No. 1457512

>>1457498
some nonas are still posting in it

No. 1457515

You can program AI to generate pictures and essays but you cannot program it to be a silly billy like humans just inherently are. The ability to be a silly billy separates man from machine.

No. 1457516

>>1457512
tell them to come here!

No. 1457517

>>1457515
Just you wait.

No. 1457520

>>1457505
What the fuck. Yes I am born in 1995 (capricorn) and I had like 5 meltdowns with my mom and then finally talking to my brother the other day. I've always struggled with the past but now it's time I struggle and try with the future. I just..feel like I'm not equipped to go alone. I have my family but I want love, something else a group to ne apart of, to guide me and help my find love and happiness. Someone to share whatever I am. This Yeats my eyes are open and I feel that's best for me
Nonna we are on the same wave length. I do believe us 95 babies (only women) are realizing something. Our time is now. We must use these last few days to get it all out
I will shitpost, I will drink. I will eat, but next year I have to face it. I have to. We can all do it nonnies
It's some kind of magic, things cannot get worser for me and if they do I have to deal. Be blessed nonna

No. 1457521

>>1457515
There is AI to make viral tweets so it isn't that far away.

No. 1457523

>>1457520
And when I say love and a group I have my family, but something that's mines. For me. Links I've put out into the world. I have nothing for me.

No. 1457527

>>1457499
AI art is a lot of fun, to be honest. I'm on neither side of the fight, so it's entertaining to see all the meltdowns and misinformation going on. Just making my silly little pictures and having a grand old time.

No. 1457528

>>1457521
Getting twitter clout isn't silly billy behavior that is basically normie behavior at this point.

No. 1457530

File: 1672325227582.jpeg (114.51 KB, 512x512, 1672189235465.jpeg)

>>1457525
Kek same AI art is funny and retarded. I don't know why so many nonas get so angry at these silly little cows.

No. 1457532

Honestly, if Shayna just put on lip balm one single time I would stop lurking her threads. Just once girl please your lips are about to shrivel up and fall off your face.

No. 1457534

File: 1672325925278.jpg (63.73 KB, 600x716, i-believe-in-9d4o16.jpg)

>>1457520
there's something in the air i swear, i relate a lot to what you said as well about "facing it" because that's how i have been feeling too. like this morning i started thinking about how i really NEED to prioritize my own needs the closer i get to 30 and start focusing on healing, etc. i dealt with a lot of stupid drama this year in university and i am over people dragging me into their problems or trying to make me think i am a problem when i am just living my life and doing the best i can with what i have. i think the fact we are aware of this is a good sign. i know things will be better eventually.

also why do i keep running into capricorns? it was libras last year lol. i seem to be attracting you guys a lot lately…i am a taurus btw. praying for you nonita, i beweave in you!

No. 1457537

>>1457274
No, he had a thing for intact assholes. A few threads didn't get deleted, maybe you can still find some where some actual conversation was going on lol.

No. 1457540

>>1457499
>artists
you wish kek

No. 1457541

File: 1672326374216.jpeg (380.54 KB, 489x1314, 74E385C9-7142-4D12-B581-24453B…)

Front page made me lol

No. 1457544

>>1457541
Pocket fentanyl goes hard

No. 1457550

My ex boyfriend/prom date just got engaged and the entire time I thought his fiancé was his sister. She looks JUST like his sister. I threw myself out of my chair when I saw it. I can’t stop laughing at myself. The entire time I thought he was cute posting with his sister.

No. 1457553

>>1457550
did you go to prom with Phenis Eilish

No. 1457562

File: 1672328673469.jpg (121.36 KB, 610x458, shooter.jpg)

Gonna make me a big scooby doo sandwich gonna shuffle it all together like a deck of cards and make a big sandwich

No. 1457565

>>1457541
It's like a story with a surprise ending

No. 1457567

>>1457562
Makes me want to play the papas pizzeria games

No. 1457568

>>1457562
Nice I love me a good sandwich

No. 1457570

File: 1672329378722.jpeg (198.46 KB, 1920x1080, 1B54C76F-00FD-48B1-B3BB-FC3E3B…)

>>1457553
They do look so similar. God this is kinda gross. I’m so happy my brother dates girls who are the complete opposite of what my sister and I look like.

No. 1457571

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>>1457562
Awww cmon scoob

No. 1457575

brb going to shitpost on Cc

No. 1457577

>>1457575
Good luck.

No. 1457583

>>1457478
i'm saying it's better to discuss rather than name-call, how is that related to a hivemind? nothing in my post rigidly said "say this". the accusations cause constant infights, that's all im talking about.
I get that it's a bit of a sus post, but normally you ask an anon like that a question and they will either out themselvs as a genuine scrote or you get to have a discussion about why they think so, which is healthier for the culture imo

No. 1457587

>>1457584
I'm not even going to tell you to shut the fuck up. You are retarded.

No. 1457595

>>1457593
Oh so you are the scrote from kiwifarms accusing lolcow and nonlw cc of being loli bully sites? Go back retard. Your bait is as failed as you are scrote

No. 1457598

>>1457596
>don't turn the tables on me
Oh so you are that person? Have a good life and leave me alone

No. 1457599

not posting it but what even is that joshua moon gif? like why is he smiling like a slut on camera? faggot. is there known context?

No. 1457601

Why does this infight feel fake?

No. 1457604

>>1457596
why are you calling children lolis you freak

No. 1457605

>>1457601
Because the person who tagged me and another nonnie who talked about cc is a troll and just came to start shit
>>1457599
He used to sell feet pics on tiny chat there was a time where he tried whoring to keep kiwifarms up because bills had to be paid

No. 1457607

File: 1672332630071.png (153.84 KB, 472x358, Capture.PNG)

>>1457601
so nonnie this was posted on CC
then this person started tagging posts about CC. It's clear whats going on
>>1457593
>>1457595

No. 1457614

>>1457607
wait. I made an mistake, I meant >>1457586 >>1457593 >>1457584
starting tagging people (including me) who said anything about CC, like i'm about to go shitpost

No. 1457616

>>1457612
Based, kek.

No. 1457617

>>1457612
I'd use it as a cookie jar.

No. 1457633

this has truly been, the dumbass of shit

No. 1457637

File: 1672334068654.jpg (151.55 KB, 1500x844, KittenKaySera.jpg)

I'm slowly becoming one of those monochromatic people. I love pink so much, if I see an opportunity to buy something in pink I do it.

It's sad that some products simply don't come in pink. I think it's bullshit when a household item doesn't have a pink colorway. Housekeeping and pink are both stereotypically "woman" things so why are we being deprieved of things like pink cleaning gadgets? only saying this because I got frustrated trying to find a pink mop set kek

No. 1457642

>>1457601
4ch scrotes found cc bunker

No. 1457645

>>1457642
too late kek

No. 1457653

>>1457637
Idk where you from nona, but just buy your appliances and household items during Breast Cancer Awareness Month, at least in my country they go all out with pink everything in all the stores kek, I got my pink blender and iron this last October

No. 1457659

>>1457653
Anon, you're a fucking genius

No. 1457660

my dearest penpal if you see this- i think USPS placed the tracking sticker over a washi tape stamp i put on the front of the package!!! i am so mad they covered it!! it is a cute washi tape stamp of isabelle! i hope maybe you found it!! also i am sorry my letter was so short this time

No. 1457663

I went to aliexpress and saw first order was one cent so I ordered a small black purse that I've been needing and wanting. It took over a month to arrive. Worth it. If I ever order again I am getting a box or two worth of shit, because it's cheap and it takes so long to arrive I will forget about it and it will feel like xmas.

No. 1457665

i have recently gotten into vampires, which is weird because even though i like gothic stuff, i was always a bit put off by them because of the blood and overly sexualized imagery. now i think they're kind of cool and i like how powerful and mysterious they are. i believe this all started because i bought a tarot deck that is vampire themed after seeing someone using it in a video reading. oddly enough that deck seems to "resonate" with me, like i get the best most accurate readings from it which doesn't happen with every deck i have (i get shit readings from the rider waite deck).

No. 1457683

File: 1672337816659.jpg (86.88 KB, 720x593, Screenshot_20221229-124126_You…)

Doesn't need to be a movie about thos, should be a documentary

No. 1457694

Damon Albarn
>smoked heroin like a boss
>poster boy for 90's britpop
>cute (in the 90's)
>still alive
>still making music
>is pretty alright for having smoked heroin for years
Kurt Cobain
>shot up heroin like a loser
>poster boy for grunge
>lyrics don't mean shit
>was average for a moid
>dead by either overdosing on heroin by himself or by being murdered by his wife
Kurt Cobain btfo'd.

No. 1457699

File: 1672339344483.png (5.41 MB, 3072x3072, 04992FD3-267A-428F-A477-79DC2B…)

It has been so boring and slow I didn’t check at all for a day, now I return and 2x is back?!

No. 1457701

>>1457694
Damons has a hot bod on top of that. I saw Gorillaz live earlier this year and he was looking good (at least his legs were ripped).

No. 1457706

>>1457701
That sounds fun anon, I'm jealous. Does he sound differently when singing irl or more or less the same?

No. 1457716

>>1457699
It was Shaymin who made 2X public tho

No. 1457725

>>1457716
It’s seriously THE LEAST she could do

No. 1457733

File: 1672341586142.gif (1.73 MB, 320x180, dXZ_wW.gif)

PELÉ IS DEAD
HE KICKED THE BUCKET
HE IS NO MORE
HE IS DEAAAAADDDDD

No. 1457734

>>1457706
nta but he sings pretty much the same. i got to see gorillaz live a few years ago too and it was sick

No. 1457737

>>1457701
Did he forget his own songtext again?

No. 1457746

I had a massive poop today, and the moist sound of it thudding against the dry portion of my toilet bowl startled me. That fucker was enormous.

No. 1457749

File: 1672342889926.jpg (72.43 KB, 1024x1010, tumblr_518687ab572891657382848…)

I want to do some cosplay in the next few years, it's more of a small hobby rather than an actual interest because I always wanted to do some cosplay when I was a young weeb. I just don't know what character I am going to cosplay because I'm super picky about my taste in anime and games…Prolly a small photo shoot of my character, won't be attending any cons though.

No. 1457759

>>1457746
>moist thud
bit upsetting to read that nona i'm not going to lie to you

No. 1457761

>>1457746
Am I the only one who hates sloppy loose shits that just plop out of your ass? I like long solid poops you have to strain to get out. But I also get nauseous at the smell of my own shit, like I feel like I want to puke

No. 1457764

>>1457761
Nah I hate them too nonna. My favourite ones are the long firm healthy poops that make you feel empty and lighter afterwards.

My least favourite are those constipated ones that are sharp as a motherfucker. Like those pointy cane rocks. Those bitches be hurting

No. 1457765

>>1457764
Cave rocks* not cane kek

No. 1457767

>>1457427
First time I've been called a scrote! I should celebrate.
>>1457493
The board culture and general vibe is just so different compared to /ot/. I don't really browse other boards anymore so I was surprised to see the difference.

No. 1457768

>>1457764
I also hate sitting on the toilet, sometimes I squat holding my cheeks open and just shit but I feel very sick afterwards

No. 1457769

>>1457733
Fucking finally.

No. 1457774

If nonna wanna watch something dumb and pointless watch this, I love these games so much. About to watch it again

No. 1457783

>>1457767
>The board culture and general vibe is just so different compared to /ot/.
Is it because we don't fight all the time? or because we're too horny? (tho there are horny posters here too)

No. 1457789

I should have got myself a rose for Christmas…

No. 1457794

File: 1672346139080.png (339.86 KB, 510x510, voodooranger.png)

stocked up for New Years here, do you think anyone husbandos him nonnies

No. 1457797

File: 1672346605730.jpeg (256.75 KB, 900x774, 1111341E-E46F-44E2-8908-2F6178…)

>>1457794
Idk who that is but you just reminded me of how horny Hancock makes me

No. 1457798

>>1457797
Why you had to remind me of this guy, he is so fucking hot

No. 1457800

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No. 1457801

>>1457423
I’ve thought this before as well. There’s a lot of scrote hate and relationship shaming here in ot, but it’s completely opposite in g

No. 1457802

>>1457794
fiction idea: neglected housewife swept off her feet by the voodoo ranger

No. 1457804

>>1457801
>go to /ot/ to complain about the scrotes in your life
>navigate to /g/ to hornypost about scrotes that will never be in your life
makes total sense to me tbqhwy

No. 1457805

>>1457783
Idk how to explain it, I guess the vibe is just generally more traditionally feminine in a way? And horny too, yes.

No. 1457809

>>1457805
Sprry for doubleposting, didn't see >>1457801 post before I replied but I agree with her completely. /ot/ is very hostile/separatist when it comes to men but /g/ seems to view men more favorably, lots of talk about their nigels and their husbandos. /g/ also seems a bit superficial with appearance focused topics whereas /ot/ seems to go the radfem route of no makeup and no shaving. I'm not saying either is better than the other, it's kinda like /ot/ is the jaded big sister while /g/ is the innocent little sister or something.

No. 1457811

>>1457804
hmm yeah, makes sense. The vibes are just SO different it can feel like it’s not the same site.
>>1457805
> I guess the vibe is just generally more traditionally feminine in a way?
ntayrt but yes. Makeup, clothing, baby boards, it’s so weird to see that when some nonnies here in ot want us to all be radfem separatists/seem to think this is a radfem board.

No. 1457812

>>1457809
lol nonnie are we the same person?

No. 1457813

>>1457809
I've said it and I'll keep saying it: husbandofagging should have stayed in /m/

No. 1457814

File: 1672348005905.jpeg (45.62 KB, 500x322, BC0BEE7C-BD70-4020-8CED-78F184…)

Should i tinfoil 30 rock conspiracy theories? Technically it is about how accurate predictions about the future are, but also the writers were spot on about celebrity shit too. How did the writers know
How did they know

No. 1457816

File: 1672348085612.jpg (142.08 KB, 736x985, 1a0ed11679c207387afecb9bf87601…)

It's just so nice to be home, where asexuality isn't taken seriously.

No. 1457820

>>1457813
Maybe 2D, but 3DPD moids should be kept in /g/.

No. 1457821

>>1457814
Blah blah lizard people blah blah illuminati

No. 1457822

>>1457820
that doesn't make sense though
most 3D husbandos are from media properties anyway, let them be on /m/ too

No. 1457824

>>1457820
>>1457822
fictional characters regardless of medium in /m/, real life moids in /g/

No. 1457826

>>1457821
Also one time in a public speaking class I had to sit quietly during a 10 minute “presentation” on the lizard people by a seemingly normal guy. 5 minutes in he was so into it, it was obvious that he believed what he was saying. At the end of the presentation he offered to stay after for more information for those who actually care about the worlds future kek

No. 1457831

File: 1672349092822.jpg (177.61 KB, 1280x720, promaremoviereview-15690037229…)

Cyberpunk Edgerunners was just ok, but it made me feel so alive and now I want more. I'm just going to watch Promare even though it will probably also be just ok.

No. 1457837

>>1457824
like >>1457811 said
>Makeup, clothing, baby boards
/m/ is more suited for fagging over particular people than /g/ where women talk about their irl relationships

No. 1457841

>>1457837
Attractive men thread, nerds, unconventional attractions and such do not belong in /m/.

No. 1457842

>>1457841
not trying to infight but when you say
>Attractive men thread, nerds, unconventional attractions
I read
>actors, musicians, youtubers, animators, models
it's all media. they're not posting "candid pic of a handsome moid I saw on the subway today"

No. 1457843

I think there should be a board for health, beauty and irl relationships, and one for the husbando/yaoi/whateverfags

No. 1457844

>>1457842
But the one thing tying them all together in one thread is the horny.

No. 1457851

>>1457843
/g/ respectively /m/
>>1457844
that being said, I also believe "unconventional male attractions" should go back to the "men you're ashamed to admit you'd fuck" and keep it to actually shameful attractions (genuinely ugly, creepy, disgusting etc). unconventional but otherwise harmless male attractions should stay in the regular one and everyone just stop the retarded infighting

No. 1457856

>>1457844
so? threads like the fetish belong in /g/ because they're focused on women discussing their general sexuality and not specific men 2D or 3D

>>1457851
idkay but I'm politely discussing my opinion or side

No. 1457857

>>1457851
Anons keep posting ugly moids in the attractive men thread anyway.

No. 1457863

File: 1672351476098.jpeg (11.13 KB, 225x225, RSi8Ry8c.jpeg)

>tfw you're a chronic headscratcher and you learn it possibly leads to hair loss

No. 1457867

>>1457759
It was extremely upsetting as it happened. I'm still shook, hope my fellow nonnas never have to experience such horrors.
>>1457761
Until today I didn't think there was a worse kind of shit, buy I have a bidet so as horrible as loose shits are I have the comfort of a booty wash.

No. 1457870

File: 1672351816827.png (250.3 KB, 640x495, a.png)

>>1457816
Im a sex favourabwo asexuawo guise im totes not like othew girls
What do you mean I'm normal? NOOOO im not like you please tell me I'm different!!

No. 1457874

I accidentally left a bowl of some trail mix I got for Christmas outside and a critter ate all the BBQ corn nuts out of it

No. 1457877

>>1457870
is it that unbelievable to not want sex ? calling any women acting different than you except a pick me is male beahvior

No. 1457878

>>1457874
what's left of the trail mix

No. 1457880

File: 1672352683494.jpeg (69.65 KB, 800x804, FLWUW2-WUAYe3RY.jpeg)

andrew tate just got arrested!!

No. 1457881

>>1457880
Haha nice.

No. 1457883

>>1457878
apricots, dried peas and lentils, candies pecans and maybe something else I'm forgetting.

No. 1457889

File: 1672353602052.jpg (114.42 KB, 700x525, fattus rattus.jpg)

>>1457883
the lil critter really went for the least healthy option kek i hope it's nice and full somewhere

No. 1457894

>>1457883
That's some nice mix.

No. 1457910

>>1457883
wtf why did it eat the bbq corn nuts and not the candied pecans!?

No. 1457911

File: 1672355457997.jpeg (38.8 KB, 310x288, 1644889669175.jpeg)

Playing Mother3 and this tranny just fucks a child in the hot springs and gives him magical powers ???

No. 1457914

>>1457880
The good news I needed

No. 1457916

thinking about how shampoo and conditioner make me break out on my back and suddenly had the 900IQ idea that maybe I could shower with a shirt on & then the product would never touch my back skin directly

immediately wrote it off as a dumb idea but actually I think I'm gonna do it

No. 1457919

>>1457916
Or just bend forward while washing and rinsing?

No. 1457923

>>1457916
Shampoo first and condition first. Then clip up hair. Body wash after. Use a clarifying soap. No loofa. They catch bacteria and make it worse. Microfiber cloth or mitts or a nice body brush light exfoliation.
>>source:cleared up mine

No. 1457941

>>1457877
She's making fun of those ~asexuals~ that still do have sex and/or masturbate though

No. 1457945

I can hear the mouses fighting

No. 1457948

>>1457923
This, although I don’t use any special soap or loofah, but washing my hair first, clipping it up, then washing my face/body helped with my bacne a lot. My conditioner was making my back break out terribly for some reason.

No. 1457949

Curious to see what they are listing my old apartment for and they are charging $800 more a month in rent holy shit. I was there for a long time and they could only legally increase it a certain amount every year but my rent never broke $1000. The only difference I could see was newer appliances and a fresh coat of paint. They must have been happy to see me go kek

No. 1458000

>>1457945
what are they fighting about? i wonder if pigeon anon is also around

No. 1458005

>>1458000
male mice don't like eachother,so they'll fight eachother whenever they are in eyesight. I hear them sqeaking and shuffling and shit.

No. 1458006

just found out andrew tate got arrested for rape. feeling really good rn

No. 1458007

>>1458005
I have an infestation, I sad posted about eating left out fried porkchops and rice on the table. there's a 98% chance that mice were eating that as well, so i'll see if i'm half mice by tommorrow

No. 1458009

File: 1672367230472.jpg (8.75 KB, 243x208, download.jpg)

>>1457948
I use this everywhere and I'm zestfully clean, in my zone.I'm obessed with the Zest

No. 1458012

File: 1672367527053.jpg (22.79 KB, 297x360, FlLoG04XkAIURA1.jpg)

>>1458006
The Council of Europe’s Group of Experts on Action against Trafficking in Human Beings (GRETA) urged Romania to ensure that human trafficking offences lead to effective sanctions and that victims of trafficking have access to compensation. You can't make this up.

No. 1458014

is forcing yourself to like irl moids because of autism a common occurrence

No. 1458016

>>1458014
It’s okay to be gay, nonnie.

No. 1458018

>>1458016
i'm afraid that's not the case nonnie

No. 1458026

Nonas I am incapable of ever having sex with a moid. I find it too degrading. I feel that if I have sex with a moid something inside me will break and I will feel spiritually raped. I like men but only visually.

No. 1458027

I kind of want to experience being a trophy gf because I’ve always been the girl my bfs would ask “why are you dating her?” Instead of them being jealous kek kind of hurts when you find out your bfs friends think you’re ugly or lame.

No. 1458028

>>1458026
I think thats okay, if you don't want to have sex with males you do not have to, don't let your mind be swayed with pressure from a scrote

No. 1458030

>>1458028
I wanted to get married but I would only feel like a glorified prostitute.

No. 1458037

>>1457683
I'm fucking losing it at your pic nonnie

No. 1458042

File: 1672371517367.jpg (131.8 KB, 736x736, 661d11441ca2ccea35693a942ad2d8…)

I'm so sad and bored, maybe I should develop a parasocial relationship with a streamer.

No. 1458055

Tiktok thinks i’m a tif and keeps showing me troon stuff. I know it’s my fault for still using tiktok in 2022 but it’s so annoying how many times do i need to say i’m not interested

No. 1458065

File: 1672374917293.jpg (94.43 KB, 564x836, 164f10989f45a85a47329a152f252d…)

I just found out Vivienne Westwood died, what the fuck. A hellish year this has been.

No. 1458076

>>1458065
I mean. She was 80 something.

No. 1458126

File: 1672389378098.jpeg (215.3 KB, 1178x1158, A807D052-7864-45A8-A6CD-E11CA4…)

I didn't know lolcow was going under maintenance hell. I had a very confusing two weeks of wondering why the site wasn't working until kf came back kek. Totally forgot cc existed…

No. 1458140

File: 1672390695104.jpg (17.35 KB, 528x225, f.jpg)

why do these two look so similar? I kept watching the anime and thought Re-l was Amy Lee kek.

No. 1458142

I want to eat half a small chocolate cake with so much frosting but its not worth the pain of dairy after or the acne for days to weeks…

No. 1458144

>>1458065
thanks to this post I also found out andrew tate was arrested for trafficking

No. 1458157

File: 1672392031277.png (75.04 KB, 370x206, murase.png)

>>1458140
From an interview with the director. Avril Lavigne seems like a bit of a stretch, but maybe he was just embarrassed lol

No. 1458159

>>1457794
Who is he???

No. 1458165

>>1458157
kek I thought it was just a coincidence. I hadn't looked into it after finishing the anime.the cringy fanservice shots of Re-l make a little more sense now

No. 1458166

>>1458144
..???? explain

No. 1458168

>>1458166
I went to tumblr to find a post about her to reblog after seeing it here and someone had made a meme template post about pele and vivienne dying yesterday which also mentioned andrew getting arrested for trafficking and abuse of women(weird way to get these news but yeah)

No. 1458194

File: 1672401686200.gif (9.33 MB, 352x640, 79D2362B-5755-4E3D-A31C-6CD00E…)

This is the only scrote who genuinely makes me so happy, he’s just a stoner guy vibing and god I wish that were me. Chill beyond belief.

No. 1458199

>>1458194
i saw the gif on the front page and i was about to say the same thing kek

No. 1458229

>>1458006
Worse, he got arrested for human/sex trafficking. He had lured women into a relationship and then forced them into sex work to make money for him, this stupid bastard had been open as fuck about it too.

No. 1458230

File: 1672407730823.gif (7.38 MB, 640x364, yakuza-majima-dance.gif)

lolcow dot farm works again for me! even on desktop!

No. 1458233

File: 1672407894664.jpeg (47.92 KB, 640x638, 1671915181049.jpeg)

love reading lolcor in the morning like it's a newspaper

No. 1458240

File: 1672409622381.jpg (661.39 KB, 1280x1920, IMG_1032.jpg.jpg)

How might one groom oneself to be a gorgeous princess? I feel like a feral troll for not bothering with nails, makeup, injectables, hair stuff, lashes, gym, whatever. I don’t want to be hot for men. I want to be chastely beautiful and elegant. Is there like a list somewhere?

No. 1458242

>>1458240
I can already see the shitstorm this question is gonna cause kek

No. 1458244

File: 1672410043875.jpg (52.39 KB, 720x350, Screenshot_20221228-192310_Chr…)

Andrew Taint and Torey Lanez getting locked up has made my 2023. MTS deserves the fucking world, I'm not a fan of her music but im a fan of justice also a video of Torey apologizing just came out. He did it and I hope he rots in jail and then he'll. Amdrew taint as well. Let's smile nonnies

No. 1458245

>>1458240
If you don't workout and eat well, you will never look decent. Cheeseburgers, cake and soda won't help you.

No. 1458246

File: 1672410121543.gif (4.79 MB, 457x498, fortnite-default.gif)

I also wrote some dumb shit last night while drunk. Thank God I deleted it

No. 1458247

>>1457797
Hank’s hot but nick will always be my valentine

No. 1458248

>>1458240
Money.

No. 1458249

>>1458233
Me except on the shitter, I’m mostly reading lolcor when I’m poopin

No. 1458250

File: 1672410549820.jpeg (10.93 KB, 318x159, download.jpeg)

>>1457797
I just want to fuck a super mutant. If this doesn't get the juices flowing I don't know what you are on. imagine the power, I imagine itd be gentle. Despite the power they possess they are unselfish gentle amazing lovers. With 8.1 inch dicks and cum that tastes like green apple jolly ranchers

No. 1458251

File: 1672410641885.png (1.15 MB, 759x905, Fo4supermutantchains.png)


No. 1458254

>>1458250
i have a feeling that they smell like frogs. i have never seen a frog irl.

No. 1458255

>>1458240
do you realize you basically called women in their natural state feral trolls?

No. 1458257

>>1458250
>>1457797
There’s a monster fucker thread in g go there nasty ass
>>1458240
This also belongs in g. Truly the dumbass thread

No. 1458258

>>1458254
Frogs smell like green apples and fish so ot checks out

No. 1458259

>>1458255
Nta but not all women look like shit in their natural state.

No. 1458260

>>1458250
Just get a roided gym rat? And cover him in moss I guess.

No. 1458261

>>1458260
I want an naturally green scrote, I do not want the fake experience give me the real SM experience or nothing at all. It's just a fantasy and now I'm truly understanding the husband 2d love.

No. 1458268

File: 1672412173317.jpeg (1.06 MB, 828x1117, B5C17D09-082E-4BE8-8F7F-D608D1…)

Woke up this morning to June the Junkyard Cat sleeping up here… then she woke up and got nervous backing up. Silly June june

No. 1458269

File: 1672412204190.jpg (41.14 KB, 703x708, 31ba98cbc56e2b40060d3951dec3ad…)

>>1458261
would you?

No. 1458272

File: 1672412369276.jpg (124.1 KB, 720x1228, Screenshot_20221230-095719_Chr…)

>hello may I ask you a question?
>sure…
>Uh…I need you to look at me
>Oh uh okay
>What's so funny…ha ha..I want to laugh…ha ha you are in such a jolly mood
>nothing ha ha, thinking of a joke
>Oh care to share?
>…

No. 1458273


No. 1458276

>>1458272
looks like jake gyllenhaal or whatever the guy from donnie darko drawn from memory

No. 1458298

I just spent £25 on an erotic ASMR recording, please end my existence

No. 1458318

>>1458276
he looks like the boyfriend from the bee movie

No. 1458319

Since when is Greta's last name Thunberg and not ThuRnberg..I also thought it was CloudFare instead of CloudFlare for months until I heard someone say it out loud. What's my problem

No. 1458321

File: 1672417121642.gif (7.64 KB, 300x100, nigel_car (1).gif)

I recently figured out how to efficiently make money on neopets and I've just been out here absolutely stacking neopets to the god damn roof and working the stock market like a diamond mine, the likes of which would have my 10 y/o-self idolizing. I made it nonnerz

No. 1458332

File: 1672418413395.jpg (77.38 KB, 956x720, tumblr_osff1wqPLl1vu71zbo9_128…)

Going to see the rockefeller tree today. Gather around and when I say "moo" we start culling the New York male population. Good luck

No. 1458335

guess who made an irl terf friend today yahoo

No. 1458337

You wanna know which site I go to when I want to see a bunch of people jerk temselves off? Linkedin

No. 1458339

>>1458335
I'm jealous

No. 1458340


No. 1458343

File: 1672419136785.png (708.06 KB, 640x694, tr5ug81tfMumK64pwgVpZuTBt0jeXe…)

>>1458250
Nightkinstacies with purple husbandos and a loving grandmother

No. 1458381

>>1458337
I'm so glad my fake linked in has never been purged because sometimes it's such a freak show and i like to look

No. 1458410

>>1458257
it's actually in /m/
>>1458260
but his cum won't taste like green apple jolly ranchers nona

No. 1458429

Im about to spend 4 hours downloading mods and creating my Supermutant husband in sims 4 and use wicked whims.

No. 1458438

>>1458429
based have fun nonny

No. 1458459

i have been looking at interior design magazines just for fun and realized today that if i had my own home, i would have zero fucking clue what it would look like. i know i want things like big windows, lots of natural light, and a huge garden…preferably living in the countryside with zero neighbors, but other than that i just can't figure out if i want my home to be minimalistic, sophisticated, traditional, if i want lots of colors, some colors, or just stick to neutrals? lmao i feel like such a dweeb for even freaking out this much about it.

No. 1458460

Just read a whole back and forth debate about how greta shouldn't say tate has small dick energy because she is offending transmen. That clits are essentially lil dicks and theres nothing wrong with having a lil dick.. that is actually a clit… but is totally a dick.. and is totally as effective as a big dick and small dicks are great and clits and dick clit dick dick clit dick dick clit dick..

No. 1458475

>>1458250
Id sooner fuck a mr handy

No. 1458503

>>1458459
I don’t understand how real people outside of magazines have minimalist homes, they just seem so impractical and hard to live in. I’m not a hoarder with 100+ funko pops or anything but I still don’t get it.

No. 1458507

>>1458460
We should give out real problems to people like this, so that they can have something to do with their time.

No. 1458514

>>1458460
i hate that people think that little gremlin invented the term. fuck her and fuck this whole debate.

No. 1458515

I bet tumblr user roundo is one of those truscum transmen. No fucking way is he/she/it an honest faggot. That's a tranny 100%

No. 1458531

File: 1672427472675.jpg (217.25 KB, 1167x697, 1671545320167.jpg)

I love this image.

No. 1458545

The worse punishment for a man is chopping his dick and balls off and letting him go in to live life. Making him completely genitaless like a ken doll. His life will be forever ruined because we all know for most scrotes their dick is their most important asset in life. I would love to do this to fuck boys who pump and dump women.

No. 1458554

>>1458514
sure fuck the girl and not the balding sexist sex trafficking scrote or his fanboys dogging on her for as you say "thinking she invented the phrase" …

No. 1458556

We are doing power point presentations to celebrate new year but I haven't even thought about a topic why am I so fucking duuumb

No. 1458575

Idk why i bought those glow in the dark scrunchies but they sure bring me joy

No. 1458579

File: 1672432055862.jpg (35.92 KB, 680x549, c2152c5e47da27cc3e3d299437a2b0…)

>>1458230
and now it no longer works. very very disappointed

No. 1458580

>>1458556
Why do you need to do them? Let me help you pick a theme, what is it for?

No. 1458581

>>1458554
can't we hate the scrote and the climate goblin? nta

No. 1458587

>>1458575
Very very nice I didn't even know they did those. I love glow in the dark stuff. I used to have those stars on my ceiling and a glow in the dark tiki vibrator

No. 1458601

File: 1672433857609.jpg (97.23 KB, 600x709, original.jpg)

what if lolcows were like lolcats but cows

No. 1458604

File: 1672434193170.jpeg (202.93 KB, 750x1333, D66CF758-A026-4C61-839F-58BF87…)

>>1458601
I would love that.

No. 1458610

wtf thinking about alligators and crocodiles wtf wtf they are big and scary

No. 1458612

My leg hair is so long right now, I could literally make a wig with it.
I shave my upper body pretty regularly but I always feel so tired by time I get to the legs that they just end up staying hairy.

No. 1458614

I forgot I closed my door to the back room that has a full length mirror on it and when I went to walk to the laundry room I thought it was another person in the hallway and I got scared and jumped out of my skin

No. 1458615

T-shirts make great pillowcases

No. 1458620

People who have lips that are entirely just one color with no shade variation creep me out

No. 1458628

I need that gif of the man pointing to the women's restroom and shaking his head as the tranny stares in sadness

No. 1458642

File: 1672437316952.gif (2.98 MB, 600x338, 1bd.gif)

>>1458628
Finding this gif for you I learned the meme is called "tranphobic bathroom guardian" on knowyourmeme

No. 1458648

>>1458642
>transphobic bathroom guardian

No. 1458650

>>1458642
I'm so tempted to put that man's disapproving face in the changing rooms at work where I have to bump shoulders with a tranny

No. 1458651

My ex bf text me tonight because he's a cheap bastard and my birthday and Christmas has passed. I got a dig in that I have a boyfriend but I wish I said my bf got me an xbox because that would twisted the knife good. My ex embarrassed the fuck out of me I should have told him.

No. 1458657

File: 1672438594838.jpg (89.75 KB, 1200x600, avatar-2-quaritch-1.jpg)

I wanna fuck Colonel Quaritch avatar so much

No. 1458662

>>1458657
Reminder that male avatars canonically have small weewees
>>1453591

No. 1458665

File: 1672438952938.jpeg (481.08 KB, 1776x1776, 8C77D148-926B-4FC6-9A2A-1E68BF…)

Went to the coffee shop with my gran a couple of days ago. Huge hulking troon takes our order. He’s got a short shitty wispy bob with a straight fringe (patchily dyed welfare red), a neck beard, and a name tag with a porny sounding name on it.
My gran squints at him and then unexpectedly says, “Wow! I love your hair!”
I’m kind of surprised because my gran doesn’t usually hesitate to call a spade, a spade… and this guy does not look remotely feminine. He starts preening and seems thrilled that a woman has spoken to him like one of the girls. He says something about being inspired by some cartoon character. Then my gran drops this clanger: “Yes, well it’s very medieval, very brave! You look like Richard the third!”
In that moment, the penny dropped. She wasn’t being a simpering handmaiden, she thought he was trying to bring a historical men’s haircut back. Absolutely ruined that man’s day. She meant it all completely earnestly, which made it even funnier to me.
Get fucked, Baldrick.

No. 1458671

>>1458665
Kek, bless your grandma for pwning him in all her happy innocence.
I'd love to see medieval styles make a comeback btw.

No. 1458672

>>1458662
I'm fine with that

No. 1458675

>>1458076
Yeah but it still makes me pretty sad

No. 1458676

>>1458665
kek not richard the third, nonna your grandma is so based

No. 1458678

>>1458665
reminded me of that one time my grandma called anderson cooper a faggot in front of my handmaiden mother

No. 1458681

>>1458665
Are you British? I read this entire post in an English accent kek

No. 1458685

>>1458665
kekkkkkk

No. 1458691

>>1458665
this is hilarious, and your grandma sounds awesome

No. 1458693

File: 1672440305075.jpg (67.88 KB, 1200x675, greg.jpg)


No. 1458694

>>1458693
Sorry dropped my thoughts, can someone make this into Lolcow? Like a nona telling another nona she's not gay? or she is gay? I need it for personal meme reasons irl

No. 1458696

>>1458694
i also plan on sending someone I know that Jake Hypena gif, to see how they react

No. 1458713

>>1458710
saw this image on the front page and knew it was going to take me to some weird shit

No. 1458717

>>1458705
how dare you insinuate that elsie wouldn't reciprocate oral sex?! she would be at 2x's clit like a fucking vacuum cleaner. if anything, rawley is the human mascot for crystalcafe rejecting elsie's advances before she meets 2x and falls in love.

No. 1458718

File: 1672441336193.jpeg (16.73 KB, 260x194, 99471F93-68F1-4BE5-B59F-30AFC9…)

>>1458665
Baldrick’s Wikipedia entry reads like a bimbofication arc. Also whoever wrote it seems weirdly interested in Baldrick’s sexual desires and perversions. Gives me the willies.
Also
>The only trait that is actually shared by all Baldricks is complete lack of hygiene and always having filthy, shaggy clothing.
kek

No. 1458720

>>1458705
good idea but can you draw? I need an artist

No. 1458721

File: 1672441406567.jpg (31.68 KB, 750x719, download (12).jpg)

>>1458705
>>1458717
>>1458720
The hell is going on… I want to see a drawing of it too though

No. 1458723

>>1458721
the world is cruel and my only escape is writing fanfic about board mascots

No. 1458729

>>1458721
i want a sfw version
>A nonnie telling a Nona she's not gay, one the classic blonde elsie, the other a dark haired elsie. Preferrably wearing short over-alls.
>NSFW- Whatever Nona wants
Also, alternatively, one that says "I am Gay Nonna" with a happy tone. I will pay in my love

No. 1458739

File: 1672442261286.png (64.79 KB, 477x379, Capture.PNG)

something like this Nonnas

No. 1458744

>>1458739
why is this killing me

No. 1458753

File: 1672443325162.png (26.01 KB, 296x234, pain.png)


No. 1458758

sucking the chocolate cupcake residue off my fingers right now

No. 1458764

File: 1672444179577.jpg (325.27 KB, 1440x961, wistful.jpg)

i wish i was this cow

No. 1458765

>>1454375
lmao it kinda looks like her

No. 1458798

File: 1672445707972.jpg (642.19 KB, 2000x1350, OKPXEIHXFYI6REFQ7BHTHPSTBU.jpg)

The other reindeer were so jealous of him.

No. 1458808

what do you call it when you're attracted to a historical scrote but only in the sense that he'd look hot fucking another scrote and not you yourself

No. 1458810

>>1458808
Histstrouji

No. 1458821

Animals are so amazing, I wish I could study something like marine biology but the problem is biology disgusts me to no end. At school we had to dissect dead fish once and I almost threw up. I think it's amazing how animals' bodies work and learning about species and why and how their bodies work but it's something I won't be able to pursue because I'm just so easily grossed out. Can I get over this somehow?

No. 1458830

File: 1672449345950.gif (836.56 KB, 220x220, 7E1BA233-95CA-46FD-94B6-50D097…)

I bought a nasty ASMR earlier. I trusted the creator because he did another one that I got some pretty good mileage out of. His acting makes me cringe and his “sexy voice” makes me want to kill myself but he understands the characters he’s playing and sometimes he says something just right and it makes it all tolerable.
Anyway he did the voice for this one character so perfectly that I didn’t even try pirating the file, I just paid him the ~$30 because I thought it’d be worth it.
I lie down ready for a bit of self abuse and it instantly becomes apparent that this useless scrote didn’t bother to edit out bits where he’d misread and reread lines, and there are loads of places where the audio inexplicably repeats the last few seconds. There’s hardly any of the good voice acting in it, and he barely swears or does any rough stuff during the sex scene that it’s infuriating. I came anyway but I feel like I’ve been shortchanged.Tfw you just want Goro Akechi to call you a stupid fucking bitch in his black mask voice while he stuffs you.

No. 1458838

>>1458830
There's so many disappointing things in your post and the fact that you paid ~$30 for some R18 ASMR didn't make it to the top 3.

No. 1458839

>>1458830
I could never bully you as much as you bully yourself. Was that like a commission thing?

No. 1458851

I wonder if I would be able to use the egg yolk only to make an egg sandwich. I don't really care for the egg white and when they're mixed together it's not that good either. I want the yolk but in like a fried egg or omelette form.

No. 1458858

>>1458830
in tears thinking about him alone in a tiny foam-covered room badly grunting into a pop filter, god bless you for sharing this.

No. 1458862

>>1456631
>the nail polish on his fingernails

ew. i hate men that do this.

No. 1458865

File: 1672454041895.gif (4.86 MB, 640x640, nevertheless-she-persisted-she…)

>>1458830
>I came anyway

No. 1458879

>>1458838
Please list them.

>>1458839
It wasn’t a commission, it was just off the peg. The recording was a full 1hr 30 mins drama date thing. There were script writers and the guy does the binaural editing thing while pretending to double team you and I thought, that’s actually a high production value, I’ll pay the money. Turns out that doesn’t mean much if the he cba to properly cut and edit his audio.

>>1458858
Vidrel, is the SFW sample. I think you’ll probably find it even funnier with context.

>>1458865
I am a trooper

No. 1458882

>>1458879
>this audio
nah girl you're fucking lying, there's no way you came to this! I am cackling

No. 1458884

File: 1672456559572.gif (169.71 KB, 220x220, k.gif)


No. 1458885

never eat one of my salads

No. 1458888

>>1458882
There’s a bit where he calls you a good girl and instructs you to come in the NSFW portion and I did like a pathetic little fujo coomer virgin. I used to be normal and have normal sex with normal people and now I’m 30 and I prefer this. Would you believe me if I said I’m not even that ugly either? This isn’t even the biggest cry for help in my life at the moment.

No. 1458890

>>1458888
instead of cringy audios made by a fat balding scrote on his basement you should invest on therapy

No. 1458891

>>1458888
>Would you believe me if I said I’m not even that ugly either?
No.

No. 1458893

Andre 3000 is so hot

No. 1458895

File: 1672457222052.jpg (36.88 KB, 640x619, 1648192486711.jpg)

my family drank all of my coke, the absolute bastards. i boguht it because they only buy booze for themselves and i dont drink that crap becaus eit gives me shits, but they drank my fucking coke anyway. dont come to the new year party at my house tomorrow, nonnies

No. 1458896

>>1458893
the unconventional men thread is around the corner, nonny

No. 1458897

>>1458890
I am under community psychiatric care for Other Reasons. They just keep pushing bipolar meds. It’s not helping.
At least my husbandos keep me living in a tolerable fantasy rather than cruel reality.

No. 1458899

>>1458896
Ooooh, I see how it is. So that anon up thread can post in graphic detail about how she came to an anime man yaoi audio I mean I'm not judging, I would too if there were any good audios for my husbando out there. Unfortunately they all suck and no one can get his voice or way of speaking right and no one tells her to go back to /g/, but I can't just say I find Andre 3000 attractive?

No. 1458900

>>1458897
>>1458898
you both need jesus

No. 1458901

>>1458900
I need help for finding him hot? I get it. I know your kind.

No. 1458903

>>1458901
no one with the name andre 3000 can be considered hot

No. 1458904

File: 1672457649114.png (788.3 KB, 815x756, baby.PNG)

/r/hamsters is the only good subreddit to exist.

No. 1458905

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>>1458888
if it was arthur morgan i'd be up to the same shit so y'know what, live loudly and proudly nonnie.

No. 1458906

>>1458895
Do you mind if I come to the party anyways and drink your replacement coke?

No. 1458910

>>1458906
sure, i need a witness so everyone around me learns not to drink my sparkly sugar water

No. 1458911

This is gonna sound really retarded but something makes me anxious about how easily just any random old coomer could apply to be the new admin and probably immediately be given the site because literally nobody else wants to be…I’m hoping that administration/the farmhands are smart enough to make sure the next admin has an extensive and mostly neutral, non-argumentative post history and hopefully isn’t a weeb. I kind of feel like nobody is going to inherit the site and it’ll go to bed

No. 1458912

>>1458911
Why not a weeb?

No. 1458913

File: 1672458203653.jpg (49.84 KB, 1012x931, 1671651943393206.jpg)

I think i am going to set up monthly, small, goals instead of yearly ones this year. Hope it helps me to actually do things instead of curling into a ball for being too overwhelmed.

No. 1458918

>>1458912
I just feel like we need an adult.

No. 1458919

>>1458912
would you trust >>1458830 with anything?

No. 1458922

>>1458888
oh my god I'm sorry it's not your erotic medium of choice that had me cackling it's that he's doing a bad job and he has dweeb voice

No. 1458928

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i wish i had japanese autism, the kind of autism that drives a person to spends hours making a furry vore inflation game that looks miles better than games made by actual studios with people working with their two hands

No. 1458933

I HIRED YOU PEOPLE TO GET A LITTLE TRACK LAID, NOT TO JUMP AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF KANSAS CITY FAGGOTS

No. 1458939

>>1458899
If it's embarrassing enough, you get a pass to post anywhere you wish to.

No. 1458941

He needs him back.

No. 1458942

insomnia kept me up and its 5am again nonnies.

No. 1458944

File: 1672462762862.jpg (86.22 KB, 725x815, headsetoff.jpg)

>>1458879
this gave me flashbacks to when people would heal slut duo in overwatch voice chat, thanks

No. 1458945

File: 1672462855496.gif (570.34 KB, 498x373, mio.gif)

I'm going to a New Years party with my family at a family friend's house. My dad asked if I could drive us home after the party because he wants to drink a little bit. I did get my license this year, but I'm out of practice and on top of that I learned in a sedan and we own an SUV… I've had very little practice in the SUV and struggle when I do practice. I have also never driven at night before.

I am deathly nervous, but I really want to do it, mostly for myself. I already put off learning how to drive in the first place for many years, but once I did learn (through a school), I realized that I do like driving! I feel like I'm reverting back to my past self the less of a chance I have to be behind the wheel.

Also I think the single worst part about doing it isn't getting on this one specific road or driving at night, it's getting our car back into the fucking garage because we have an extremely narrow driveway kek.

No. 1458947

>>1458888
not any of the anons you replied to but I can't even judge you because I definitely got off on nsfw asmr shit today too kek. God speed nona, hope you find some good shit worth your money.

No. 1458953

File: 1672463824245.jpg (572.33 KB, 2500x1215, wp10631554.jpg)

>>1458947
i cannot get off to anything involving a real moid, not after i discovered how these guys look irl(all fat and ugly)

No. 1458956

>>1458947
Nta but I swear the only ASMR porn I can get off to is Japanese. English speaking ones are too cringy just like English language anime dubs.

No. 1458959

>>1458953
I purposely do not seek out anything else about them because I know how fragile the illusion is kek

>>1458956
I used to find r18 bl audio dramas to listen to but I don't know why I haven't sought them out recently kek I should

No. 1458968

>>1458945
I don’t want to add to your nervousness but please be so careful driving home from NYE, a lot of people that night are driving after drinking

No. 1458977

I love Luis Miguel

No. 1458980

>>1458968
We're actually going over for the 1st so no worries of tons of NYE activity! I will still be cautious of people celebrating anyway though, since I think many people have the 2nd off and will probably be partying the night of the 1st.

I am a teensy bit excited though, because I've never gotten to actually drive the car around. When we practice, my dad just makes me do turning drills so I just drive around a block making right turn after right turn after right turn (we have not graduated onto left turns yet kek). That, or I'm sitting in the car while we're double parked and I move the car forward a bit out of the way. My dad's trust in my driving has gone from 0 to 100 real quick kek.

No. 1458985

>>1458968
Also it wouldn't be funny, but I think it'd be funny if I ended up getting pulled over for shit driving and then having to explain to the officer that I am indeed not drunk, I am just a new driver being entrusted to get drunk people home lmao. Better that than a drunk driver… maybe?

Drunk drivers are actually the scum of the earth and I'm glad I'm allergic to alcohol so I will never fall into that temptation.

No. 1459006

File: 1672471260671.jpg (350.68 KB, 1280x1842, Lust16bit_00.jpg)

I love how no matter how niche your special interest is, there is a manga about it. It's like a rule.

No. 1459009

File: 1672471598651.gif (3.53 MB, 360x202, 1648256658511.gif)

>>1459006
though it is a shame how its also likely shortlived, this manga is only 3 chapters long.

No. 1459013

>>1459006
what is this manga about?

No. 1459015

File: 1672472663138.jpg (404.53 KB, 1280x1849, Lust16bit_22.jpg)

>>1459013
girls working on the bishoujo/galge game industry of the 90's, and making pc-98 games(i am the pc98 sperg). Weirdly enough, I could only find a Spanish translation , first time i am glad to be a Spanish native speaker.

No. 1459035

>>1459015
quiero ser tu amiguita then. Are you the girl who posts pc98 stuff? send me your discord

No. 1459060

File: 1672479172706.gif (2.52 MB, 498x498, blush.gif)

>>1459035
i posted my discord tag on the fren finder, hit me up

No. 1459062

File: 1672479360052.jpg (69.21 KB, 1024x751, IMG_3231.jpg)

Eating this later will give review. It's 4am rn eyes fluttering

No. 1459067

>>1459062
>two snickers
>pic only shows one
can you sue for false advertisement?

No. 1459075

>>1459060
you're dope!! I loved the description, will add in a sec

No. 1459078

let's play fuck, marry, kill

>andrew tate

>elon musk
>onision

No. 1459079

>>1459078
oops i accidentally killed all three

No. 1459080

File: 1672480492636.gif (2.53 MB, 500x281, shoo shoo.gif)

>>1459078
too ugly and vile even for made up scenarios it makes me want to throw up

No. 1459102

File: 1672483189069.jpg (45.33 KB, 600x885, 884557d5e9a4cd772ffcc4b9fc3247…)

Who else is working today?
Today is going to be hell, we got more than 40 orders to manage. I hate retail

No. 1459103

>>1459102
good luck nonnie

No. 1459146

>>1459102
Meeeeee I’m in retail on my break right now. I need to build a better life.

No. 1459152

>>1459102
I clock in in three hours and I'm already ready to kill myself!

No. 1459224

Am I crazy or are there a LOT of newfags since LC has re-opened. How/why?

No. 1459230

I love when I make nonnies laugh and they screenshot my posts but they don't end up in the lolcow caps thread… I'm something of an underground comic in the farmer community….

No. 1459241

>>1459224
There’s been a lot of males too I noticed? It’s really weird. (Aka obvious male posters not posters who I think are male)

No. 1459246

File: 1672500572922.jpeg (99.76 KB, 500x500, FB66D5CC-63EF-416C-9CE1-CD5F97…)

Lmao i just got the call back for the job i wanted! rage quitting my previous employer worked out

No. 1459247

>>1459241
I think we picked them up from them lurking cc and getting their attention from all the bunker threads over there.

No. 1459251

>>1459246
Why did you rage quit? Or should I lurk moar.

No. 1459263

>>1459078
Fuck Elon so he'll marry me, then I kill him.

No. 1459282

>>1459246
congrats!! rage quitting is great
did you have the boss with the 26 cameras?

No. 1459283

>>1459103
>>1459146
>>1459152
OP here, I've been working nonstop since 8:20, just now stopped for lunch (13:30). And we haven't even finished delivering half of the orders I think. Wanna kermit

No. 1459286

Fuck it, my unemployment is next year's problem now.

No. 1459327

File: 1672507273369.png (765.83 KB, 994x331, ENIfoRWXkAEHYTB.png)

anypony else

No. 1459332

>>1459251
Kek you gotta lurk moar and keep tabs on my personal journey in life! How dare you!!!
But it was the restaurant with no manager on shift, but 30 cameras, and he would eavesdrop on convos but not interact on a basic manager level

No. 1459333

File: 1672507545814.jpeg (882.92 KB, 1200x879, 11BCF74A-77FC-448D-A26F-634556…)

In 2023, I wish for all women to have the delusional confidence of men and for men to be as neurotic and miserable as women. The universe will make it so.

No. 1459334

File: 1672507551224.jpg (37.18 KB, 500x326, __opt__aboutcom__coeus__resour…)

I think out of all fast food restaurants, Mcdonalds has the worst food in terms of expectations vs reality. The food never looks even remotely like the photos.

No. 1459338

>>1459334
My favorite wrap always looks exactly the same as on promo pics so gotta defend the corporation there

No. 1459345

Considering going out for expensive ice cream. Should I? No. Do I deserve it? No. But the world has been in such disarray.

No. 1459346

Someone told me I have few hobbies, strongly implying too few. Which is true I guess, I like to garden but that's not a fall/winter activity. Sometimes I read books, that's about it. The rest of my time I spend on my phone which I'm really trying to reduce from now on, but I need replacement activities that are easy to pick up and just reading is too boring. So I need inspiration for a new hobby, preferably without a high cost/skill entry barrier to be enjoyable. Any ideas/suggestions? I was thinking maybe calligraphy? I think it could be fun to letter my favourite lyrics or something. But I wanna explore more options first.

Alternatively, what are your (non-screen) hobbies?

No. 1459350

i just got called "racist" for sharing my opinion on something, for expressing a viewpoint on how i felt that there needed to be critical commentary on an individual work, and i really have no fucking clue how this person pulled that out their ass. they basically just proved my point without even trying.

No. 1459351

>>1459350
what work

No. 1459353

>>1459350
we were jumping off a discussion on fantasy novels in a lit group i am in and i decided to, against my better judgment, mention some personal issues i have with the lord of the rings and how i think fantasy needs to address the influx of legit white supremacists who have been infiltrating the community and co-opting series like lotr for their own gains. and of course some low iq faggot comes out the wood work calling me racist (again, not sure why as I never specifically said anything like I hated x group of people), totally misses the point of what i wrote, and then has the audacity to rephrase everything i said in a series of other posts after admitting they've never actually read the books themselves. i just ignored them because i could tell they were a scrote who thought they were going to trigger me into some epic chimpout. i honestly had to laugh for a few minutes because it was just so bloody fucking stupid lol.

No. 1459369

>>1459353
White supremacists pop up everywhere, I don't think there's any community or fandom or whatever the fuck they haven't tried to infiltrate. That, misogyny and troon shit is like the unholy trinity. Got to nip it in the bud immediately.

No. 1459375

>>1459346
I spend the majority of my freetime going on walks.

No. 1459404

There are times I want to troll /ot/, not gonna lie. But I know from the bunker threads that other nonnas come here for fun, not anger, and I wouldn't want others to shit up the place. It's fucking tempting, though.

No. 1459411

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>>1459282
Nonna I love you and thankful you remembered! Yes indeed i am the same anon! So excited to work with people. Happy New Year, a kiss on the cheek to you.

No. 1459413

>>1459404
i like funny retarded trolling that is meant to make the noonoos laugh at best and roll their eyes at worst

No. 1459415

>>1459404
You could post in that disagreements only thread. Sometimes I think about copy pasting baits from other threads there.

No. 1459416

>>1459415
paris hilton is a LEZBIEN

No. 1459418

>>1459230
Same, it tickles me. The other day anons quoted back three of my posts from past years back to me when I told an embarrassing story on here. “Don’t worry anon, at least you didn’t do X” oh nonny but I did

No. 1459421

>>1459418
A-Ash Ketchum anon?

No. 1459422


No. 1459423

File: 1672515018640.png (83.54 KB, 653x352, 1671096347449.png)

Was colouring on the lc colouring board earlier and it made me remember picrel and made me laugh all over again.

No. 1459431

File: 1672515746065.gif (1.44 MB, 500x500, byebye.gif)

BYE BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

No. 1459434

>>1459431
see ya

No. 1459438

>>1459102
I am and considering calling out because I feel too tired to function….

No. 1459444

File: 1672516437178.gif (5.96 MB, 230x230, 1672009408547.gif)


No. 1459456

>>1459444
Me monologuing to myself at all hours of the day

No. 1459472

can't tell if my brother is being ironic when he says TRA nonsense or if he's being serious.

No. 1459486

The only interiors that can or should be all white are HOSPITALS and WEDDINGS!

No. 1459489

File: 1672520006851.jpeg (195.95 KB, 750x735, AC1A93DD-AA10-42F5-B2B6-2772CE…)

if i see another jd apologist…
>>1459486
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

No. 1459491

>>1459472
How old is he? Are you sure he isn't trooning out?

No. 1459493

>>1459486
Hell no, I appreciate hospitals trying to create a more homey and cozy atmosphere nowadays. At least in the waiting rooms and entrance. Especially when you're in the hospital often, you don't feel as much like you're constantly in the presence of death and pestilence. It also makes you go less insane when you have to wait for long periods of time, which is generally always.

No. 1459498

>>1459486
I've always thought hospitals needed to be white in case someone started secreting any weird fluids and the staff could act quicker.

No. 1459502

>>1459486
I like my all-white bedroom!!

No. 1459508

Kangaroos are so creepy and ugly. Why are they so ripped? Why do they look like they are mid animorph between human and kangaroo? Wallabys are cute kangaroos look like they are mutated on steroids. I watched a vid of one that put a dog in a headlock and some guy had to clock it in the face to make it let go. What the fuck? Hulk demon beasts

No. 1459511

>>1459493
Yeah I agree that waiting rooms should be cozy but the actual hospital part should be white. Anyway, my post was more about how I hate minimalism and white/grayscale homes kek.
>>1459498
Yes, to prove that it's a sterile environment.
>>1459502
You make me sick!

No. 1459513

>>1459508
I only like female kangaroos, male kangaroos have a horrendously ugly and violent vibe to them… at least the female kangaroos have that funny little baby pouch to make them interesting. Male kangaroos are like horse-dog-rats that were genetically spliced with a body builder.

No. 1459514

the fact that you have to say "my identity's not up for debate" shows that it's worthy of debate i feel. i mean i don't think black people have to debate if they're black or not. i don't have to debate over whether or not i'm asian…

No. 1459515

>>1459508
tru. they look like a wallaby head slapped on a bulldogs body, and they chimp out at anything that wasn't also cursed to be a marsupial. fuckin assholes

No. 1459518

>>1459508
Did you too maybe just saw a video of that woman having a swarm of kangaroos next to her bar?

No. 1459532

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No. 1459543

File: 1672524588087.gif (19.09 MB, 720x468, e4ce8786-d3b1-42cf-89ee-dd091f…)

Nonnie, Nona and Nonitas, I say this with all sincerity. Thank you for being there for me. It's been an amazing year online for me and I've had a lot of fun.
>banned
>after months finally appealed
>came back better then ever
>never stopping spearing the truth
>venting about my shitty life
I really appreciate you guys, simply listening to my ramblings or laughing with me has been so much fun. I'd like to live in the real world next year so hopefully I won't be on so much. Good luck nonnas. Be well and kind.

No. 1459551

>>1459543
The drake beating like a heart is killing me please

No. 1459557

>>1459543
drake and josh

No. 1459562

File: 1672525971288.jpeg (89.55 KB, 736x736, 2AAD62A2-293D-4C1B-AC99-F00B7F…)

Here nonnie, take a cat bag, which one are you going to pick? You can only put in it the most important things that you will need this year though, it's delicate and it could break easily.

No. 1459567

File: 1672526463252.png (22.78 KB, 614x476, high art.PNG)

>>1459543
i love you drake-chan i hope there will be many more spergouts in 2023

No. 1459570

I ate a medium rare steak last night knowing full well it would give me massive diarrhea and I've already been dealing with hemorrhoids. My ass hole hurts and was it worth it? No

No. 1459571

File: 1672527027578.jpg (659.47 KB, 1075x1415, 5b53bf2.jpg)

>>1459334
McDonalds is the worst fast food chain in Burgerland, the portions are comically small and lower quality for nearly the same price as Burger King. People say Chipotle and Taco Bell gives them the shits but McDonald's food is shit on arrival, siphoned straight from other chain restaurant's toilets. I've never known anyone that wasn't intoxicated, obese, or autistic to claim it's their favorite place.

No. 1459584

>>1459571
Burger King has given me food poisoning literally like 5 times. McDonalds has never. Also Burger King tastes burnt and the only good thing they have are onion rings. Stop shilling for them or mentioning them in any positive way whatsoever. You'll see

No. 1459586

>>1459571
All McDonald's food has this very weird aftertaste to me

No. 1459588

>>1459570
I’ve got constipation, maybe we can combine our ass powers and take over the world?

No. 1459606

>>1459571
>the portions are comically small and lower quality for nearly the same price as Burger King
So true anon. You can get a burger for the same price from each place and McDonalds will be all flat and small, meanwhile Burger King will be fat and juicy. Mcdonalds fries and nuggets are only good when they're fresh-out-the-fryer hot. I feel like if Burger King actually filled their mozzarella sticks with cheese all the way then they could rival the fries. Also, BK has better desserts overall. Hershey sundae pie > apple pie.

No. 1459607

love an offline boyfriend, asked him if he heard about the Andrew Tate stuff and got in response "who is that?"

No. 1459617

>>1459606
nta but the BK burgers in my area somehow managed to be smaller than Mcd's burgers. like you literally won't even see the burger patty unless you lift the bun lmao. wendy's and checkers rally are the thickest imo.

No. 1459618

File: 1672529535350.gif (2.08 MB, 360x366, youlldiesoonenoughfatty.gif)

>>1459584
>Burger King has given me food poisoning literally like 5 times.
fatty spotted

No. 1459633

I literally do not know a single black person who celebrates Kwanzaa, no one in my family and none of my friends do. I actually thought it was Jewish, like Hanukkah, for the longest.

No. 1459636

>>1459618
First time as a child, the rest were over the years in varying times with some retard I was with insisting burger king would "be fine!!!!" spoiler it wasn't fine

No. 1459637

>>1459633
Looking into it do you think it's worth celebrating

No. 1459638

>>1459637
nta but no way I would let anyone in my family celebrate the creation of some abuser

No. 1459641

>>1459571
Agree. McNuggets taste like gym socks (so I would think) and the Frostys always had a weird aftertaste. The fries were mediocre as well.
People who say Taco Bell gives them the shits have weak stomachs. It's the superior fast food chain. It's the cheapest and the food tastes great. A combo meal at McDonalds, Burger King, or Wendys is almost $10.00 but you can get a huge box from Taco Bell for $6.
Wendys is the best out of the hamburger fast food chains. While McDonalds is the worst, Burger King is also trash.

No. 1459642

>>1459637
I don't really know much about it actually, but probably not. If it's based off of African festivities then it wouldn't really make sense for me to celebrate because, as cool as I think Africa is, I don't have any real connection to Africa or their culture other than my ancestry. Plus I've been celebrating Christmas my whole life. I love Christmas, and most of my family are Christian so that's just what we do.

No. 1459644

>>1459641
>Taco Bell gives them the shits
I was just going to say this anon! What's with the stereotype of Mexican (or "Mexican" in the case of Taco Bell) food giving people the runs? Beans cannot fuck you up that bad.
Anyway I love a good beefy melt burrito or a chalupa. Taco Bell has never let me down, but they do get stingy with the sauces and they're always discontinuing good items.

No. 1459651

Random memory from summer that made me smile:
I was sitting on my sister's screened in porch with my nephew who was 3 at the time. We were eating apples and I told him that the apple will turn brown when exposed to air after it has been bitten. He didn't understand what I meant, but when our apples started changing color, he was mind blown. It was really cool to watch a kid learn something life changing idk.

No. 1459652

>>1459642
If it makes you feel any better, most africans celebrate eid or christmas. Kwanza is a scam.

No. 1459656

>>1459641
>>1459644
tacobell used to be okay but they fucked up the meat in recent years, doesn't taste like meat anymore and they don't chop it right so now there's random chunks. also the drinks are all watery now and the chalupa shells are barely cooked. idk if they're getting lazy or what. the last decent taco i had was during the brief time burgerking sold some.

No. 1459657

Instead of saying Happy Holidays we should say Happy Christmahanakwanzika

No. 1459660

>>1459656
Are you trying different locations? It varies store by store. The one I used to go to all of a sudden starting having really small portions and they gave me a Hot Pocket instead of a burrito and it was the worst thing ever. I never went back. The one I go to now is so much better.
I also got Taco Bell on a road trip and it was disgusting. The loaded potato taco I got was mostly sour cream and jalapeno sauce and scant on the potatoes. I took a bite and was done. I weeped for the people who lived there and think that's the Taco Bell standard. It was shit.

No. 1459668

I love seeing fights. I'm thinking back to when I was a teenager we had some druggies down the block and they would always get into screaming fights in the middle of the street. My family would always gather and watch from the window kek.

No. 1459669

It's 01:32 here and I just came home from a party. First important thing is of course to wish you all a HAPPY NEW YEAR MY DEAR NONATELLAS!

No. 1459670

>>1459618
Is food poisoning a fatty thing?

No. 1459673

It's 7:40pm for me nonnies living in 2023 tell me how it is? Is it nice?

No. 1459675

>>1459673
Same anon,I'm still in 2022 unfortunately future magical nonnies tell me the secrets

No. 1459676

>>1459673
What horrors do y'all think awaits us in 2023?

No. 1459678

>>1459673
It's fucking great! I'm drunk!

No. 1459679

>>1459676
logan paul arrested
new minions movie

No. 1459680

i can't believe the kshart thread and weird foot thread are still up. are mods dead?

No. 1459681

I took a nap and actually woke up refreshed

No. 1459682

>>1459680
>Kshart
Who?

No. 1459684

>>1459682
kpoopie

No. 1459687

>>1459679
I agree except I’m going with jake Paul arrested.

No. 1459690

>>1459679
a paul getting arrested would be a blessing, not a horror

No. 1459691

>>1459618
You’ll never be a true anachan coquette faerie doe waif if you don’t give yourself food poisoning deliberately. I personally dumpster dive and lick mustard off the floor, keeps me looking like adrianna Lima before she got fat and gross teehee.

No. 1459693

>>1459690
The horrors will be the reasons why he’s arrested, but in the long run it will be a good thing. Maybe the same can be said for minions movie.

No. 1459695

File: 1672534614559.jpeg (64.65 KB, 622x622, 0A6AE892-B644-4965-9CC3-37B026…)

I think the answer to bjorks riddle is “light”. Am I correct?

No. 1459696

>>1459684
Oh, I thought it was some cow I didnt know

No. 1459697

File: 1672534804829.jpeg (62.54 KB, 828x618, DEDDF8F4-BE0F-4FDE-9997-2C1CD9…)

hello yes just one question
wtf is this and why is it in my inbox
this year is going to be great

No. 1459713

>>1459697
i have covid and i am in pain laughing out loud at this fuck u

No. 1459714

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i am taking a bath, i want my clean butt to be sitting working on my projects a second after the clock marks january 1st, this year this is gonna be me.

No. 1459715

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No. 1459724

>>1459697
If you ever bought lunapads they rebranded. I tried unsubscribing from those emails after they started getting too troon friendly

No. 1459741

>>1459713
if I have to die laughing at this so do you xD
I will be keeping this one in my inbox

>>1459724
Never bought anything like that, this is my spare email and I get a ton of spam, this one is just particularly hilarious

No. 1459745

>>1457107
You have to read Homestuck to get it.

No. 1459747

I want my fat hourly check so that I can buy an appliance which has been sitting in my cart for 2 years at an all time low price rn.

No. 1459752

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live vlog it's 9:44pm I'm still stuck in the hell that is 2022. My Stacy sisters are in 2023. I can't wait to join you

No. 1459756

>>1459752
you'll get here soon anon, i'm rooting for you

No. 1459767

>>1459752
hell yeah my est sister. can’t wait to be in 2023 too

No. 1459796


No. 1459816

>>1459752
10 more minutes nonny!

No. 1459819

I found some cheese filled burger patties in my freezer that are brown. They've only been there for a few months and they come brown but it felt super gross seeing brown meat in my freezer.

No. 1459822

happy new year nonnies I made it to 2023!!! Love you nonitas

No. 1459823

>>1459816
We made it nona

No. 1459824

Happy new year!!!!!!!!!

No. 1459828

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HAPPY NEW YEARS NONNIES NONITS NONAS NONEEES NOONIES

No. 1459829

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>>1459828
Happy new years nonlinear, nonnie, Nona, nonita, nonti

No. 1459831

Happy 2023 nonas! Thanks for getting me through 2022. Last year was rough, but we’re all gonna make it

No. 1459832

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No. 1459835

have an entire bottle of champagne to myself and little to no self control. happy new year nonnas may your 2023 be coomer free

No. 1459836

literally starting my period on new years fuuuuuckkkk

No. 1459838

>>1459836
Same. Just ended my previous one only 2 weeks ago too, can't even get a break.

No. 1459841

I get my period on the 17th at latest the 20th of every month

No. 1459843

>>1459841
what the fuck

No. 1459851

>>1459843
What do you mean it lasts a week regardless

No. 1459854

i hate that Goodbye Horses, one of the most stunningly gorgeous and anthemic synthpop songs of all time, is associated with a fictional troon murderer in my head. that song is such pure and unearthly beauty, her voice could bring world peace if only we all listened

No. 1459855

>>1459851
I'm jealous

No. 1459858

>>1459835
a single bottle? thats piker shit, don't feel bad about your self control

No. 1459871

>>1459854
explain

No. 1459873

>>1459871
it's because it's in a scene in silence of the lambs where the troon murderer villain is being AGP and dancing in front of a mirror

No. 1459883

I really wanna draw elsie memes but my style is way too recognizable to be safe, I'd out myself in a second. Not that I have any kind of significant following but I've been outed before for similar things, I guess all it takes is one or two followers that lurk the same ibs as I do. I'm too scared to participate in the draw threads either.

No. 1459889

just learned that my favorite game of all time and autistic(tm) special interest, skyrim, starts on the 17th of last seed, the 8th month in their calendar. me any my husband's wedding anniversary is august 17th so what im saying is i unintentionally made my love of skyrim a pillar of our relationship and i will now observe skyrim day in addition to our anniversary every 8/17 from now on

No. 1459890

>>1459889
what kind of build do you play

No. 1459891

>>1459890
also WHO DO YOU MARRY IN-GAME???

No. 1459893

>>1459891
one last thing, my fiance and i are planning our wedding in the summer-fall and now i realized i can have a skyrim day too…i won't steal your vibe though lol

No. 1459897

every day in college, i used to drive past a little country inn that i always thought looked very cozy, but it never looked like anyone was staying there. i drove past it again today and looked it up online so i could book a night, only to find out that it’s been converted into office suites. very sad, good night

No. 1459899

>>1459897
that sucks, good night

No. 1459901

crunchyroll started uploading record of lodoss war clips and i am praying to god zoomies dont find out about it

No. 1459902

>>1459901
hello it's me a zoomie finding out about it, what you gonna do now???

No. 1459903

>>1459902
nothing because you dont have the attention span to watch it anyways

No. 1459906

>>1459901
I was gonna tease you for being on crunchyroll in the first place but I got distracted remembering it used to be free lol

how did they get people to pay for anime online? Like how did that possibly work out for them?? I was so confused at the time, still am

No. 1459908

>>1459903
omg i stan deedlit so much fr

No. 1459917

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you all just got stickbugged

No. 1459920

>>1459906
i dont use crunchyroll i just get their shitty clips recommended on youtube.
>how did they get people to pay for anime online? Like how did that possibly work out for them?? I was so confused at the time, still am
after the internet started to become centralized a bunch of pirating sites started to shut down, i dont even think its possible to find a good online alternative to crunchy anymore. Also, people were moralfagged into paying for anime to ''support'' the industry, despite crunchy paying jack shit to studios and then funding a calarts steven universe rip off with said money. Its sad how corporate the internet have become that ''pirating'' is seen as a bad word nowadays.
tl;dr: people is lazy and dumb as shit and dont know what nyaa or a torrent is anymore.

No. 1459923

>>1459902
Watch it and prove her wrong anon >>1459903

No. 1459924

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>>1459908
nooooo go back go back reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No. 1459933

>>1459924
sorry. i'm not actually a zoomer, nor interested in anime. i just googled character names from it, picked the one that looked hottest, and you got TROLLED! HAHAHAHAHAHA

No. 1459934

>>1459906
i mooch off someone elses account and it is nice to be able to watch it in the living room when their god awful app isnt having crashing issues. the free site i used finally got shut down or moved again. funny enough some animes you can type (name) (episode) if it's new and watch before it's pulled cause of copyright. that or there's so many clips on youtube to watch the whole episode free.

No. 1459936

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>>1459933
was your new year resolution to be a meanie bully? because if so congrats for being the only person to stick to their new year resolution

No. 1459937

>>1459934
gogoanime is still up

No. 1459946

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my biggest influence this year is going to be jun togawa

No. 1459954

starting the year with the realization that james rolfe is shorter than doug walker therefore the critic tops the nerd

No. 1459956

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oksy hear me out. this gfay littlre gflag lools like a uterus/ i think we should claim this for ourselfves nonbners

No. 1459958

>>1459956
it looks like the close up of a woman's thighs wearing the bottom of a bikini to me

No. 1459959

>>1459958
even better. youb right when you right you right

No. 1459962

Does anyone else feel pressure to start good habits/turning themselves around today? I tidied up a little and did yoga, but also it's midday and i'm still walking around the apartment in my underwear. Like I can't do ALL the good things I want to do but I feel like I should, you know?

No. 1459965

>>1459962
i was supposed to draw something but instead i am eating the lefovers and watching youtube

No. 1459973

I feel incredibly comfortable in corporate spaces. I don’t know why. I love the white and clean environment, and seeing people around working

No. 1459983

>>1459962
im feeling this. i felt bad when i ate my every day breakfast instead of whipping up a healthier one but also i spent time with my hobbies and tidied up more than i normally do in a day. small steps make a bigger chance nonnie lets keep up small changes every day

No. 1459985

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i have 6 days to whip out a quick pngtuber and start streaming, wish me luck

No. 1459993

>>1459983
Progress not Perfectionism

No. 1460002

i took a shot in the dark and applied for a summer internship at a big newspaper since i don't want to go back home for the summer or take courses over the break. my uni doesn't offer anything interesting anyway other than basic shit and i want to make some money. i am not getting my hopes up, since this is a complete 180 degree change for me as I previously spent the majority of my time not knowing what the fuck i wanted to do with my life. but i am genuinely interested in trying my hand at journalism.

No. 1460005

>>1460002
samefagging but when i mean basic shit, the summer catalogue is the kind of stuff you could take at a community college - all the good classes are only during the fall and spring.

No. 1460007

>>1459993
nta I've never heard that phrase before and now yo have changed my entire outlook in life, godspeed

No. 1460016

>>1459946
Hell yeah
i wanna listen to more music this year and chip away at my watchlist

No. 1460018

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I want to buy groceries but thanks to agoraphobia I’ll probably just go home and dream of food. I have like rice and cereal but I want something good.

No. 1460024

>>1460018
do you live somewhere where you can get your food delivered? i have been thinking of trying that one of these days when i am just not in the mood.

No. 1460046

>>1460024
Yeah but I live stupid close to the store so i feel like an idiot, and I’ve never tried it before so that makes me nervous too.

No. 1460050

>>1460046
You can do it Nona, I believe in you. Sending good vibes

No. 1460080

Does anyone else here have experience with meetups? Im thinking of founding my own group after years of attending others. I moved to a new city a year ago and the main groups are either going for drinks or hiking, i do the latter so know some of the regulars reasonably well. In my old city there were tonnes of interesting groups, I’d like to make a female focused one but ofc if i advertise it as that it’s just like a beacon for any trans person to come and preen, i don’t want to navigate that at all.

Anyway here are some of my ideas for founding a club, let me know what you think:
-Feminist book club
-Foraging club (obviously only from spring)
-Speed friending events, though I’d probably need to book a place
-Debate club (like each event has a certain topic eg the future of AI or something)
-Feminist/female film club (though it’d be tough to get a room/projector and I’d probably need to charge for it, but imagine having a film night and showing double features like the cytube room on here) then a discussion maybe
-Introverts club kek, we’d gather in a cafe and theres no need to say much, just be in other people’s company

Anyone have any other ideas?

No. 1460098

>>1459543
we need more autistic posts this year like the sonic analysis

No. 1460100

>>1460080
I did a writers group for the city at one point. What are you looking to find out?
I think I’m starting a new dnd group this year finally kek. That’s my goal.

No. 1460102

>>1460046
Maybe it's stupid but every time I get all panicky about going out and order food from a place less than 10 minutes walk away to avoid guilt and so I pretend in my head I'm very sick with covid / food poisoning / have a broken bone therefore it's completely normal and justified to order things to home even from so close by and delivery person will think the same.

No. 1460111

>>1460102
Your delivery driver is more focused on the fact that short drives with decent tips are easier than long drives with no tip. Tip them decent and get your food guilt free

No. 1460118

>>1460111
I always tip, it's about different kind of guilt anon

No. 1460142

>>1459854
I could only ever find one other song by that singer, I am fucking dying I need more

No. 1460186

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someone was knocking at my door, I peeped out my window and didn't know who it was, so I pretended not to hear. I put on headphones that aren't connected to my phone just in case someone comes in after getting the door asking why I did'nt get it.
Turns out it was a family member who went to my window and was like
>Nonnie, It's Blah Blah, come get your birthday money. I jumped up so fast i farted. So I then went to my room, put on some spray and opened the door, thanking them taking the money and i'm happy.

No. 1460212

Used raspberry tea instead of water for my hot chocolate coffee and holy FUCK i want some more
Also bump this song nonas!!

No. 1460218

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>>1460212
That sounds like it would taste like ruby chocolate.

No. 1460233

>>1460212
Whats hot chocolate coffee. Mocha ?

No. 1460242

>>1460237
on desktop or mobile? you probably already know but just in case did you check your homefeed tuner if you've clicked on the image?

No. 1460243

sometimes i wonder what nitpicks farmers would have about my appearance if i were a cow

No. 1460245

It seems like all the danofags disappeared recently

No. 1460247

>>1460245
GOOD
>>1460243
I just thought about this and almost cried. I’m ugly AS FUCK

No. 1460248

>>1460233
no, I really just put powdered hot chocolate in my coffee
>>1460218
pretty

No. 1460254

>>1460242
Desktop.
Idk what that is, i tried looking in my history and there was one broken link it just takes me home

No. 1460260

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>>1460254
click on the arrow pointing downwards next to your profile picture icon and this should pop down. maybe it's there? it has every picture i've clicked on whether i've saved it or not

No. 1460261

Whenever I crochet I remember that it's impossible for a machine to crochet and I feel a little smug. Hehe, I can do something technology can't.

No. 1460266

>>1460260
I checked just now, it's not there, the others are though
Or maybe its not as special as i thought

Thank you anyway, nona!

No. 1460269

>>1460261
I'm actually really getting interested in learning crocheting but idk where to start

No. 1460275

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they need to make a girlsgogames where you can make an account again and have awards, change your avatar through games, add people and talk in your friends' pages etc

No. 1460278

>>1460275
I had very little access to the internet as a kid, like once in a blue moon at a relatives house, but i love that I was able to find this site and play on it. Did anyone else play the game where you hatch baby dinosaurs? Shit fucking ripped. That, kissing games and pet games. There was a dress up game in Japanese where you had to dress according to a theme, but I couldn’t read anything and always failed the dates. I’m sad now.

No. 1460279

>>1460269
Read the crochet/knit thread in /g/, and I think the crochet subreddit is pretty good too. People there are usually helpful if you have any questions. I've thought about making a big post for people who want to start crocheting but I don't think I'd have anything to say that you can't already find by googling "beginners guide to crocheting" or "crochet tutorial"

No. 1460281

>>1460279
Omw, thank you!

No. 1460289

Went to Shayna's thread looking for a possible replacement for Luna (only cow I ever followed) and holy shit, girl somehow manages to transcend a fat semi-homeless ex-heroin junkie's level of bleakness. At least Luna is funny in her whiny, excessively consoomerist, entitled way. Shayna seems legit brain damaged and you know there's moids getting off on that. Absolutely bleak.

No. 1460291

>>1460289
Why would you replace luna? Did she die?

No. 1460292

>>1460291
Luckily not but milk's been drying up lately.

No. 1460298

Do any anons have stories of reconnecting with old internet friends years later?
As in you were friends when you were 9-13 or something and found each other again as adults? I crave a nice story. Or a nightmare. Perhaps old net friends who you tracked down only to see that they spiraled.

No. 1460303

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the GGG anon reminded me of this, but did anyone else play Roiworld games as a kid? they mostly had dress-up games and a few room design ones as well i think. the art style is so cute and nostalgic for me, i think it influenced my aesthetic tastes a lot. i really miss all the dress-up games and roommakers i played with as a kid, i remember when there were tonsss of roommakers with different themes like halloween, malls, ect and now the only one i know of is the nearly non-functional one on eLouai.

No. 1460306

>>1460303
eLouai was the shit, I miss it

No. 1460307

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No. 1460308

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After cramming all day yesterday I passed my last assessment, I finished my course after 4 months, I am fykcking done!

No. 1460312


No. 1460326

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My bf won't let me get this phone case because he think it'd be too embarassing in public. What do you nonnies think?

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>>1460306
>was
oh no…

No. 1460330

>>1460326
it's scary

No. 1460706

>>1460326
listen to him on this one

No. 1461548

>>1460326
honestly why would you want that lmao



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