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No. 1821782

In whoville they say the grinches heart grew three sizes that day
https://original.lolcow.farm/ot/res/1814705.html(newfaggotry )

No. 1821785

ok i’m getting really tired of these newfag children im not usually one to sperg because i recall being a child who was lacking farm etiquette but we need another hellweek because im sick of these little faggots

No. 1821792

>>1821785
She says while typing in all lower caps lmao

No. 1821793

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>>1821718
>MGA founder and CEO Issac Larian responded to the allegations on Twitter, calling Mucciolo a "Liar and a extrotinist[sic] and fraud" and a "disgrace to Black people" and threatening legal action.
kekkk what's with the unhinged lashing out after the company already responded professionally, he sounds like a cow. Even if it was a total grift on her part there's no reason for him to take it so personally

No. 1821794

>>1821792
oh right how dare i type from my fucking computer

No. 1821795

>>1821782
>i don’t really like asians that much
what did she mean by this

No. 1821796

>>1821792
Comments like this make me want to shove a fire hydrant up your asses.

No. 1821799

Why do newfags feel so comfortable making new threads now? Literally just wait for someone else to do it. I think it took me like 2 years to make a thread.

No. 1821800

>>1821795
I don’t have anything against them and I definitely don’t hate them at all but I think of all the ethnicities I could live without I think I’d survive without asians

No. 1821801

Worst thread pic in existence

No. 1821803

>>1821800
Or you just wanted to doom this thread to be full of race arguing

No. 1821804

>>1821799
Samefag but actually, it probably only took like a year. I can't remember what the first thread I made was.

No. 1821806

>>1821803
No i literally do not that’s the opposite of what i want please relax

No. 1821807

>>1821794
I'm typing properly on my phone despite having Auto-Cap turned off kek
>>1821796
Calm down schizo. 6 years ago it was just very uncommon on here to type like that and you would've gotten banned

No. 1821809

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Nonnies I wish this had been Ben and Jordan. I know they're not nearly degenerate enough for politics but it should have been them.

No. 1821813

>>1821807
it’s also not 6 years ago

No. 1821816

>>1821792
lowercase is how you know someone is a true and honest pc master race poster and not some filthy phonefag

No. 1821817

>>1821813
Yeah but she was calling people newfags like words mean things is this clicking for you yet you massive retard

No. 1821819

>>1821816
get some bitches on your dick faggot you sound like my gamestop cashier

No. 1821820

eating cheese while doing buzzfeed food quizzes and scrolling lolcow at the same time man i love life

No. 1821821

>>1821817
would you rather it be crawling with phonefags

No. 1821823

Hello retards

No. 1821824

>>1821819
on your dick? ok so you’re admitting to being a newfag and a man. gross. see yourself out

No. 1821825

>>1821821
anyone would be better than you

No. 1821827

i wish she knew how to be funny….

No. 1821830

can we just ban retards that refuse to integrate when they paste the entire URL in the thread because they're too fucking retarded to link? Imageboard etiquette is to LURK and know how the imageboard functions before you shit it up with your twitfaggotry

No. 1821831

>>1821825
are you ok

No. 1821834

>>1821830
Stop crying you’re required to link the thread they didn’t say you’re required to >>> every single time

No. 1821835

newfags trying to sound badass and threatening with their one liners straight from stan twitter is always pathetic

No. 1821836

>>1821831
are you fat

No. 1821837

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No. 1821838

>>1821835
I hate them so much why is nobody stopping them

No. 1821839

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>>1821806
Ok i’ll believe you nonna, you do you
>>1821809
This was the response from the faggot in the video. I really love how this year is ending so well that I can’t wait for the insanity of next year. We’re even getting to know over 100 of Epstein’s “associates” and i’m pumped to just see what will happen. Is that normal fellow burgers? It’s so hard to take this country seriously anymore.

No. 1821841

>>1821835
What one liners are being used

No. 1821842

>>1821823
Hey shithead

No. 1821844

>>1821835
name and shame anon

No. 1821845

Cmon guys
>fuck, marry, kill
>Harry styles, sam smith, ringo starr

No. 1821846

>>1821823
hi ♥

No. 1821849

>>1821844
It's you. Everyone is always talking about you

No. 1821851

>>1821845
marry ringo starr, kill sam smith, kill harry styles

No. 1821852

Real schizophrenia is thinking that there’s only one other person on this website that you’re talking to all the time

No. 1821856

>>1821852
But you are. It's just me and you here right now

No. 1821857

>>1821852
It’s me. I’m the one you’ve been talking to all this time. It’s just you and me on this website. No one else.

No. 1821858

i think we’re alone now alone now
doesn’t seem to be anyone aro-ound

No. 1821859

>>1821857
I love samefagging btw

No. 1821861

>>1821859
samefag but so real. hello my other personality.

No. 1821862

>>1821859
samefafginf is when you respond to your own post not when you respond twice. who’s the newfag now

No. 1821865

>>1821862
you, because you are me, obviously.

No. 1821866

Answer the fucking question you cowards >>1821845

No. 1821867

>>1821845
kill myself

No. 1821868

>>1821837
i love her

No. 1821870

>>1821862
Samefagging is when you pretend to be multiple people to make it look like your opinion is more popular than it actually is, or replying to yourself pretending to be another person to create a false conflict. Replying to your own post normally is called double posting. Newfag.

No. 1821871

>>1821845
Is this fat Sam Smith and Harry after he hit the wall?

No. 1821872

>>1821845
>fuck
sam smith cause he has tif energy and i have a cringe thing for certain tifs

>marry

ringo. get his money in the divorce

>kill

harry styles. i hate when moids pretend to be uwu kweer to get pussy

No. 1821873

>>1821870
no samefagging is definitely when you respond to your own post, being a weird schizo is when you reply to your own posts pretending to be different people and the mods can also see you doing that btw

No. 1821878

>>1821845
kill them all

No. 1821881

>>1821862
reeeeeeee

No. 1821882

>>1821792
Means literally nothing except that autocaps is disabled

No. 1821884

>>1821862
11/10 ragebait

No. 1821887

>>1821799
They jump on it because they're overeager and imageboards are their new special interest so they feel Cool and Needed by doing so

No. 1821889

>>1821884
i’m correct though. samefagging is just when you respond to your own post. ‘sockpuppeting’ is when you pretend to be multiple people, especially when others are disagreeing with you

No. 1821890

>>1821871
It's fat ham smith and current balding harry styles and decrepit ringo starr but you can pretend they're young, doesn't matter, it's british uglyness either way

No. 1821891

>>1821836
This being your go-to is so middle school

No. 1821892

>>1821806
I don't believe you. Why did you put that in the filename?

No. 1821893

>>1821889
This is gay semantics stfu.

No. 1821894

>>1821887
I have been here for 6 years! You’re required to just link the thread! I’m not gonna get in trouble for linking the thread the way I was expected to do as a citizen of lolcow

No. 1821896

>>1821892
because that’s what i was feeling when i saved the photo and that’s what i still feel now, of all the ethnicities i feel like i’d survive without the asiatic diaspora

No. 1821898

>>1821845
Kill, kill, already dead

No. 1821899

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>>1821889
this has to be bait, stop. STOP. Need hellweek as soon as possible.

No. 1821901

>>1821899
Read the terminology thread yourself newfag, it verbatim says what I stated

No. 1821902

>>1821891
Sorry for calling your ghostly anonymous form fat

No. 1821903

>>1821894
I was answering a question posed by an entirely different anon, why are you replying to me for.

No. 1821905

>>1821891
oh so you are fat then…

No. 1821906

>>1821893
no it’s not semantics it’s the officialized terminology sorry pal

No. 1821908

>>1821905
fatkun

No. 1821909

>>1821901
Your post already outed you as some zoomer that read up on that thread to try to larp the lore and you were dead wrong. Move on.

No. 1821910

>>1821905
I wasn't even that anon. I just think you're a child and a loser.

No. 1821911

>>1821903
you’re replying to a post on a public forum that’s complaining about the quality of the thread try not to be shocked when the OP sees it and responds accordingly

No. 1821912

>>1821908
It's that weird faggot that replies to completely unrelated posts with "fat bitch" isn't it. Ew ugly faggot.

No. 1821913

>>1821909
>you’re dead wrong because i say so
I mean not according to the terminology thread

No. 1821914

>>1821910
I’m not the anon you were replying to either nonnie. It’s ok to be fat.

No. 1821915

>>1821911
Don't talk to me I don't care about you girl

No. 1821916

>>1821910
Angry fat little .

No. 1821917

>>1821912
fatkun is a compliment? thats like saying ‘gordita’ it means cute chubby

No. 1821918

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>>1821890
Well fuck I choose marry Ringo then as long as he gives me the yer baby painting before he dies as foretold in this prophecy by time traveling anon >>1821898 I would also kill the rest.

No. 1821919

>>1821912
So you've been called fat more than once by different people on here? Have you tried not sounding so fat?

No. 1821920

>>1821915
I’ll do whatever I want so how was work today nonna

No. 1821923

>>1821906
You have never set foot in another image board ever. I remember when that anon on 4chan got redtexted for samefagging 30+ times kek.

No. 1821926

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Some of you are starting to sound like old men pretending to be women because they sleep to sissy hypno bambi sleep all night. You unironically sound like a morbidly obese moid with eight inches of fat folds obscuring your 4 inch penis overcompensating by pretending ever woman who you argue with on an anonymous imageboard is fat except for (You).

No. 1821928

>>1821923
I don’t really think that never setting foot on another imageboard ever is that bad of a thing

No. 1821929

>>1821919
No, I can just read other people's posts when I look at the site you retard

No. 1821930

>>1821926
all this because I said fatkun

No. 1821931

>>1821896
But then who's going to make cheap plastic items?

No. 1821933

>>1821926
It's okay to be fat babe we are all okay with it

No. 1821934

>>1821906
Die twelve year old scum

No. 1821936

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No. 1821937

>>1821928
it is, newfag. Integrate.

No. 1821938

>>1821931
No one better start saving all your reusable jars and tupperware’s because big plastic has godda go

No. 1821939

>>1821928
If lolcow is your only imageboard you must be a very spicy flavor of insane

No. 1821940

This stan Twitter faggot reaction image threadpic… lolcow is all men pretending to be women and actual children omg

No. 1821942

>>1821934
>you were here for the 8 year old terminology thread so you must be 12
You see how that numerically makes no sense

No. 1821943

>>1821928
Ah, another tiktok migrant i see

No. 1821944

>>1821936
How many beers have you had today luv

No. 1821945

>>1821939
nta but lolcow is my only imageboard. What are you meant to go on, 4chan? That hellhole? Bad advice anon, you are trying to sabotage me.

No. 1821946

>>1821940
Wait which one am I

No. 1821947

>>1821940
how is this a stan twitter reaction image. what would she even be reacting to. it’s a video of a thai lady on a motorbike and the wind is blowing in her face. some of you spend a little too much time online if you see an asian lady and immediately think “ugh she’s trying to be a reaction image”

No. 1821948

>>1821930
No, it's that every time I come to lolcow at this specific hour there's one anon, presumably you then, literally replying to the most random mundane posts calling people fat. You are a sped dude.

No. 1821949

>>1821939
lolcow is popular with the thembies who larp as mean girls anonymously. We have had an increase of ''i am a terf but i listen to trashy pedo music made by troons'', the classic ''i dont think troons are so bad'', and my new favourite ''i am ackshually demisexual and its valid''.

No. 1821951


No. 1821952

>>1821945
The ragebait is evolving and I feel threatened by it

No. 1821954

>>1821943
no i migrated here from twitter back in 2016 and have only used lolcow because i’m not interested in other places kek

No. 1821955

Cmon guys stop fighting, how about this
>fuck marry kill
>marilyn manson, gene simmons, matty healy

No. 1821956

>>1821947
These are exactly the kind of pics that get used on stan twt

No. 1821957

>>1821944
You even type like a stan twitter faggot. "Luv".

No. 1821958

>>1821951
you still can’t really pinpoint what is “reaction image” like about a woman with the wind blowing in her face

No. 1821959

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>>1821801
agreed idk who that ugly tranny is but ahem… fug you OP

No. 1821961

>>1821956
He knows it.

No. 1821962

>>1821956
this isn’t a reaction image though it’s just a lady with the wind blowing in her face. Do you guys just see a photo and immediately run it through a scantron in your head that decides whether or not the photo was taken with the purpose of being a ‘meme’ or ‘reaction image’

No. 1821963

>>1821957
Don't pull my innocent post into this argument that it has nothing to do with. It's gonna cry

No. 1821964

>>1821955
can we have a fmk with ladies to switch it up a lil

No. 1821966

>>1821959
The threadpic is a tranny? I didn’t know that I actually apologize if it is I didn’t bother to reverse image search

No. 1821967

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>>1821225
late as fuck but
>radiohead

No. 1821968

>>1821958
Love this reddit-tier replying you're doing

No. 1821970

>>1821955
boring options i dont wanna

No. 1821971

>>1821964
No. This is the site for escaping that.

No. 1821972

>>1821968
De-railing because you aren’t capable of pinpointing why you think a random photo of an asian woman is meant to be a reaction image

No. 1821975

>>1821963
Luv sis skskksksk and I oops chile

No. 1821976

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No. 1821977

this didnt happen with the fujos i miss them

No. 1821978

You see what you faggots cause?

No. 1821980

>>1821962
That is a drag queen.

No. 1821981

>>1821976
>i think you’re a man and i wanna kill you because i see pictures of asian women and immediately try to caricaturize it into a reaction image
I think you might wanna turn in for the night, you have some rest to catch up on.

No. 1821982

Literally starting to make ot feel no different than Twitter. Why bother.

No. 1821984

>>1821980
Who is it? I saw this video of a lady on a bike in Asia or something I truly didn’t think it was a guy

No. 1821985

i can't remember when or where i found out about lolcor it's like the knowledge of its existence was just installed in my mind. like i genuinely can't even figure out which year besides "not 2022 or 2023"

No. 1821986

>>1821982
Just come back when it's slower you whiny bitch

No. 1821987

>>1821981
Your autism must be super potent to come to this conclusion from a reaction image. Also you're dead aware from that makeup, falsies, and party city wig that this is not a woman and is in fact a drag queen

No. 1821988

>>1821970
You must. Or they'll all come to your home at night.

No. 1821989

>>1821986
No faggot.

No. 1821990

>>1821981
Don't do asian women like that kekkk

No. 1821993

>>1821989
I'm glad you're suffering then

No. 1821994

>>1821977
true… some mildly annoying forces act as a impenetrable barrier to entry for unfunny normalfags… that was the barrier of pure BL autism

No. 1821996

>>1821990
I’m not, I’m not the one who saw the photo and thought “wow a stan twitter reaction image? not on my lolcow”

No. 1821997

>>1821975
Do you talk to your mother like that?

No. 1821998

>>1821955
I dont know about fucking or killing Marilyn Manson or Gene Simmons, but I would kill Matty Healy with zero second thoughts.

No. 1822000

File: 1703135252010.jpg (75.69 KB, 1016x743, 6d1.jpg)

He's my best friend, best of all best friends
Do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy, he's so yummy yummy
Hey, you should get a best friend too!

No. 1822001

>>1821987
If this is a drag queen then who is it. Also are you really saying you’ve never seen a woman in a wig and false eyelashes?

No. 1822002

>>1821993
Nobody is suffering by calling you a retard. That is your own fanfic.

No. 1822003

>>1821955
Fuck matty healy
kill manson
marry simmons

No. 1822004


No. 1822005

>>1822001
You are legitimately a sped

No. 1822006

>>1822000
HOO HA, HOO HA
Hello baby, can I see a smile?
I’m going to a party and it’s gonna be wild!
Can I come I am sitting alone?
No! Friends are never alone.
That’s right!

No. 1822008

>>1822002
It really is a fanfic at this point I need you to suffer now

No. 1822009

>>1822005
>you’re a sped because i want to pretend like no woman has ever worn a cheap wig and shitty makeup
I’d rather be a sped than deny reality

No. 1822010

Why do you guys insist on ruining the site? Just why?

No. 1822011

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>>1822006
Maybe some pretty girls are in your world
Excuse me, I could also be your girl
Lately, everyone is making fun
Na na na na…

No. 1822012

i'm depressed and even my usual method of drowning in energy drinks and schlicking isn't doing anything. rip

No. 1822013

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>blocks your path into the club penguin haptic feedback virtual reality pods center

No. 1822015

Wow this really is the dumbass shit thread huh

No. 1822018

>>1822011
He’s my best friend, best of all best friends!
Do you have a best friend too?
It tickles in my tummy, he’s so yummy yummy
yeah you should get a best friend too!
HOO HA, HOOH HAH!

No. 1822019

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>>1822012
No character test needed, the results already say this bitch for your spirit animal.

No. 1822020

>>1821997
Ooooh sick one-liner little girl

No. 1822021

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No. 1822022

you’re 8 years old and you have a beard…

No. 1822024

>>1822020
I hope you know I'm not watching that, child

No. 1822025

>>1822022
sorry thats the other one try again

No. 1822026

>>1822019
i don't know who this is but the eyebags and unkempt hair say yes, thx for being my personal character test nonnie

No. 1822028

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No. 1822029

>>1822024
>child
leave darkie

No. 1822030

>>1822013
They all have dicks the size of Vienna sausages

No. 1822031

>>1822023
It's all in good fun miss try and calm down you're messing up your posts now

No. 1822035

>>1822029
That's a man, be a misandrist not a bigot

No. 1822036

>>1822021
Why do my motherly instincts kick in whenever I see Quentin Tarantino?

No. 1822038

>>1822015
I raise the bar with each visit

No. 1822039

>>1822030
it’s always the skinny men who have oversized dicks

No. 1822040

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>>1822000
military moids are the sluttiest

No. 1822042

>>1822026
>doesnt know the only anime worth watching

No. 1822043

>>1822036
because you’re a retard. Yikes.

No. 1822045


No. 1822047

>>1822036
Because he looks like tard child

No. 1822048

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I have no desire to interact with men (badly, crudely) attempting to larp as women on lc anymore than I want to interact with actual minors and 20 year old self loathing tiktok transplants. Both have such a bizarre aura of cobbling unfunny shit together in a way that makes them sound like a chatgpt attempt at humor than an actual human being. Boring.

No. 1822049

>>1822048
she thinks she’s a pitbull too

No. 1822050

>>1822040
It should be illegal to refer to cartoons as moids like theyre people and not a 2D sketch

No. 1822052

>>1822048
It's funny because you always call the actual female posters men and then sit and cuddle with the male larpers. Almost like you think everyone who makes you mad is a man kek

No. 1822053

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No. 1822055

>>1822049
You dont say

No. 1822056

>>1822048
just because younger adults don’t share your autistically specific humor doesn’t mean they’re gonna go anywhere

No. 1822057

>>1822052
I dont cuddle with anyone, here you are pretending every single poster on here is one person. Don't talk at me like I'm the person you've evidently just made up in your head thanks.

No. 1822060

>>1822042
The only anime worth watching is mushishi

No. 1822061

>>1822048
you can quote the post you're talking about otherwise you're just whining

No. 1822062

>>1822055
I know right

No. 1822064

>>1822056
Did that hurt your feelings? The minors on here unironically post like autists trying to mimic shitposting in a forced way

No. 1822065

>>1822057
I can spot my special tards from a mile away

No. 1822066

the only anime worth watching is sushi

No. 1822067

>>1822066
mm i want some sushi

No. 1822068

>>1822065
Again, you're just flinging shit at me and pretending I'm whoever you've made up in your head. I rarely post itt.

No. 1822069

>>1822050
men is a dirty word

No. 1822070

>>1822064
Oh no i said younger adults not minors

No. 1822071

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>>1822066
I'm so happy anon enjoyed her sushi

No. 1822072

>>1822061
Welcome to lolcow a site built upon whining you dumb bitch

No. 1822073


No. 1822074

>>1822064
How is it forced though isn’t shitposting just posting whatever? You can’t possibly be trying to minimod shitposting of all things.

No. 1822076

>>1822070
And what makes you think im talking about everyone like they are a monolith and not a specific minority of posters? Because your reply was kneejerk like im trying to blanket statement everyone when im not.

No. 1822077

>>1822068
That's okay because you're definitely one of my special tards now

No. 1822078

>>1822072
ooh someone angry

No. 1822079

>>1822074
>You can’t possibly be trying to minimod shitposting of all things
thats been half the infighting for the last month

No. 1822082

gatekeeping shitposting. bring back quality shitposts. back in my day shitposts were good posts you newfags

No. 1822083

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>>1822072
Welcome to Lolcow
I'm in the pah'ie with newfags and larpers

No. 1822084

>>1822076
i mean it kind of read as though it was a generalized statement about how lolcow is currently doing; i definitely wasn’t disagreeing with you, i’m just saying that complaining about it isn’t going to make them want to go away.

No. 1822085

>>1822077
You're so effortlessly good at being a creepy sped about the dumbest shit imaginable

No. 1822086

>>1822082
It's really so bad, they don't even realize just how much they stick out like sore thumbs.

No. 1822087

>>1822082
there’s no such thing as a quality shitpost, overanalyzing shitposting totally ruins the fun

No. 1822089

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I'm shitposting

No. 1822090

>>1822085
Can you believe it takes some people effort? Kinda sad tbh

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>>1822082
>larps as an oldfag
>doesnt know shitposts were frowned upon and hated for lowering the quality of threads

No. 1822093

>>1822087
Thanks that was the joke captain autism

No. 1822094

>>1822092
this isn’t 4chan…

No. 1822095

>>1822092
Stop baiting me with autism or I'm gonna get mad

No. 1822096

what are you weirdos even infighting about

No. 1822097

I miss the old dumbass threads, even if I don't necessarily hate the new anons either, it's just a sudden change

No. 1822098

>>1822093
oh be funnier next time

No. 1822099

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No. 1822101

>>1822096
there’s no fight there’s just a lot of newfags this evening and it’s ruffling some feathers

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No. 1822103

>>1822094
it's a tumor of 4chan

No. 1822104

>>1822101
hmm ok i trust you nonnie

No. 1822105

>>1822098
It being funny or not is irrelevant. You couldn't tell it's a joke because you are smack dab middle on the spectrum

No. 1822106

>>1822092
I'm personally responsible for chris changing his number in 2013. I don't care what he thinks he wants

No. 1822107

>>1822103
no it’s lolcow

No. 1822108

>>1822097
Mods refuse to ban people who don't integrate unfortunately

No. 1822109

>>1822105
or because it wasn’t funny

No. 1822110

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No. 1822111

>>1822109
I can still tell someone is joking when I don't think the joke is funny. You might just be a dumb sped I'm sorry to have to keep repeating this

No. 1822112

>>1822108
Probably because they're the majority of traffic now. None of us have interest in posting anymore because it just feels like you're talking to actual kids.

No. 1822113

i just know you have winged scapulas

No. 1822114

>>1822106
tell more

No. 1822115

>>1822111
im not a sped just because you don’t make me laugh

No. 1822116

>>1822106
No you're personally a pathological liar

No. 1822117

>>1822115
Nobody makes you laugh you depressing bitch

No. 1822118

>>1822113
whats wrong with having winged scapulas…

No. 1822119

>>1822112
how old can you be for 20-23 year olds to sound like kids to you

No. 1822120

>>1822117
kek that made me laugh

No. 1822121

>>1822113
Speak for yourself

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No. 1822124

>>1822118
it’s a symptom of FAS and poor posture

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No. 1822126

30s-40s dudes posting on here no joke they're super embarrassed about it too it's funny

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No. 1822129

>>1822124
You fuckers obsessed with FAS

No. 1822130

>>1822126
please tell me you’re lying. why the fuck would you be 40 years old on an imageboard instead of paying your mortgage

No. 1822131


No. 1822132

Do any of you know those men who are such dead-eyed coomers with no real interests outside of being online that the only thrill they get is from harassing and obsessing over women? All of them should have been an abortion kek

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No. 1822134

>>1822110
nonnita you are beautiful

No. 1822135

I need grandma-chan to chime in rn

No. 1822136

>>1822129
yeah because it’s so common these days. all the fucking gen x parents swearing up and down it doesn’t effect the baby until their baby comes out with half a skull

No. 1822137

>>1822130
I'm not kek and well we are in a special corner of the internet is all I can say to that

No. 1822138

>>1822133
rollan

No. 1822139

>>1822133
I'd fuck them all

No. 1822142

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No. 1822145

how many of you still bite your toenails? it’s convenient when there’s like sharp deep side ones

No. 1822146

>>1822130
Why the fuck you'd be 20 on the internet instead of studying and making your mama proud

No. 1822147

>>1822133
rolling

No. 1822148

>>1822142
I'm sorry for calling the storybook mice fat.

No. 1822149

>>1822145
I usually just get a knife and like shave some of the side off

No. 1822150

>>1822147
is that the bungo stray dogs guy? he's cute

No. 1822152

>>1822132
I think a lot of them don't mean to harass but like I mentioned they get very embarrassed about spending so much time here and enjoying it more so when you point them out or threaten to point them out they get disproportionately upset. Too much masculine pride yakno

No. 1822153

>>1822142
faggot

No. 1822155

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>>1822130
Whole site is literally just this now. Genuinely. This is the only interaction they get with women, harassing women is the only thing that makes them feel anything, only they end up just larping with eachother, each of them thinking they're talking to a woman when all the real women think they're fucking annoying and retarded

No. 1822156

>>1822146
cause I get to make my mommy proud by paying her bills instead ♥

No. 1822157

>>1822153
uhh… why?

No. 1822159

>>1822152
You type like one of them, you literally type like a /tttt/ poster or a kiwifag.

No. 1822161

>>1822155
i don’t understand why they’d go online instead of outside? and if they can’t go outside because they’re ugly then why don’t they just join a jim and have all their warts removed and shit

No. 1822162

>>1822159
I'm neither lol they bothered me too for a bit

No. 1822163

>>1822153
fuck you you are hateful

No. 1822165

>>1822161
Some people are autistic I guess

No. 1822166

>>1822152
They only enjoy it because they enjoy harassing women. That's literally it. Why are you acting like a professional on this topic, you're obviously one of them. We aren't retarded enough to think youre just some all knowing female anon with arcane knowledge. Yakno?

No. 1822167

File: 1703137211385.mp4 (5.95 MB, 480x852, the abyss looking back.mp4)

this thread right now

No. 1822169

>>1822166
Just basing it on my personal experience of being harassed by them. I should've said they initially don't mean to harass but then defo do because they're embarrassed autistic manchildren

No. 1822170

>>1822139
Even 2?

No. 1822171

>>1822161
Because they never will. Online they can abuse or harass women behind a veil of anonymity with no seeming repercussions. They're all going to turn 50 and hang because of the fact that this is all they've done and will do for decades, unfortunately we have to wait them out to watch their suffering

No. 1822173

>>1822136
i was shocked to find out resse whitherspoon has it, i would have never guessed

No. 1822174

>>1822133
I want to see 8 fuck 1

No. 1822175

>>1822167
are you calling me fat?

No. 1822176

>>1822173
i would her head is the size of a lime

No. 1822178

>>1822167
this is an allegory of yaoi

No. 1822179

>>1822167
Fuck I just accidentally blasted chimpmunk skibidi toilet at 12:40am in a house with like 5 other people. I want to die.

No. 1822180

>>1822171
You shouldn't let them make you so angry like I get it but they're really just pathetic and baiting you so they can feel intellectually superior even though they're obviously the nutty ones

No. 1822181

kek there's a schizo anachan on fishtank live season 2

No. 1822182

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Yeah…goodbye /ot/ … i made a mistake revisiting this board this year. Have fun…maybe we'll see eachother on a different board but not this one

No. 1822184

>>1822182
sucks you’re having a bad time bye now

No. 1822185

>>1822181
Is there actually lmao

No. 1822186

>>1822176
This isnt even true, she's just a midget

No. 1822187

>>1822180
What the fuck are you even talking about? We are allowed to talk about how gross and annoying they are. It doesn't mean I'm angry by pointing out the obvious. What women in their right mind would try to silence pointing out that some of you are legit getting cozy wit obvious larping.

No. 1822188

I officially have reached the first time I have become MATI at a lolcow. Have done this for a few years now and I actually am mad. Like. Have no reason to be. Am just so mad. Is this what it’s like?

No. 1822189

>>1822186
both FAS symptoms and yes her head is minuscule in person

No. 1822191

>>1822179
it's ok. they'll admire your youthful exuberance.

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No. 1822193

>>1822187
Mmmm pretty good

No. 1822195

>>1822189
I'm sure you know her in person

No. 1822196

>>1822188
What did they do lol

No. 1822197

>>1822185
she also might have have been a ftm retard in the past

No. 1822198

>>1822189
Most women are short. So most women have fas huh? Please close tab and spend a little more time in reality kek you're obsessed

No. 1822199

>>1822197
I'm sticking my tongue out at you

No. 1822200

>>1822196
her name is Jillian and she’s an entitled biznatch with a gay boyfriend. Thats it lol

No. 1822201

Lmao that's what you get for snooping idiot

No. 1822202

>>1822181
Why you watching Sam hyde

No. 1822207

>>1822195
i don’t know her personally but i have seen her in person and yeah she’s microcephalic

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No. 1822211

>>1822198
please stop trying to be obtuse being a tiny little thumb hasbulla sized midget like reese witherspoon is a symptom of FAS

No. 1822214

>>1822207
Pathological liar the house down

No. 1822215

>>1822211
I think you're just a lost misogynist lol

No. 1822216

>>1822199
why?? im just a messenger nonnie.

No. 1822217

>>1822214
Nobody’s paying you to believe me but celebrities are also normal people who go run errands and go to the gym and have to be a regular citizen of society too don’t take my word for it though maybe go walk outside

No. 1822219

>>1822214
>the house down
gay male slang detected. Leave.

No. 1822220

>>1822217
Something you definitely do not do at all ever

No. 1822221

what makes you think that BEAST would make me happy…

No. 1822222

>>1822202
don't like him. but im a sucker for bad reality tv…especially with e-tards.

No. 1822223

>>1822220
>you don’t go outside so that’s how you see people
Right ok

No. 1822224

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Me when nonnies start infighting

No. 1822225

>>1822219
It was actually me parodying that anon because their obsession of saying women within average female height range have fas is absolutely gay faggot woman hating homosexual behavior. So is claiming to be adjacent to celebs irl.

No. 1822226

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I was watching one of those lame videos where one person guesses who's a porn star and this guy apparently has a super thick dong but even before all of the contestants new everyone was going on about how hot he was and I was like are normie standards really this low? He's below average at best yet they were all drooling over him.

No. 1822227

>>1822216
which one is it i'm not watching that shit its too long

No. 1822228

>>1822226
fookin foogly

No. 1822229

>>1822221
Girl either reply to the poster or stfu

No. 1822230

>>1822225
>u-uh it was actually a very specific satirical reference
no it wasn’t you’re just a fag see yourself out

No. 1822232

>>1822229
there was no poster i was replying to im allowed to make comments who the fuck are you

No. 1822233

so what’s in the bag

No. 1822234

>>1822227
summer. she has stripped sweater.

No. 1822235

>>1822234
damn i would've guessed tayleigh kek

No. 1822237

>>1822230
>no u
A fasfag is claiming to be adjacent to Reese witherspoon and im the problem.

No. 1822238

>>1822235
kek for the most part shes chill. i feel bad bc ppl assumed she was a troon.

No. 1822239

>>1822167
Tv man and speaker man are monster husbando material I would mash those figures until the lead paint chips off.

No. 1822240

>>1822232
Post in the GIOFYC thread faggot you're the BEAST

No. 1822243

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>>1822226
he looks like one of the ugly consolation prize moid romance options they put in stardew clones

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No. 1822245

>>1822200
Aw I know her she's pretty mean sometimes but her on and off boyfriend tries his best please understand he's disabled

No. 1822246

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It's very easy to smell a fag from a mile away because the first thing they do is try to degrade women for having average traits that women have in bulk like everywhere because they have nothing better to do I guess

No. 1822249

>>1822243
i hate this shit

No. 1822251

>>1822240
stop it i’ve had enough of you you BEAST

No. 1822252

This is fun, remember?

No. 1822253

>>1822246
You will never see a straight man genuinely criticizing a woman for being the height and size of a woman, no they go for like tit size etc. Gay men love that though, like just normal woman anatomy is just unfathomable to them. Really weird, embittered, hateful way of thinking.

No. 1822254

>>1822246
me when everyone started calling the thai lady a drag queen. So fucking rude…

No. 1822255

>>1822251
The beast calling kettle beast oh okay

No. 1822256

>>1822254
Oh don't reply to my post I'm not referring to that drag queen

No. 1822258

even as god's strongest shayhater i gotta say, her last shenanigans have been pretty funny

No. 1822259

>>1822226
When you hit randomize on the character creator

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>>1822224
Here nonna… a chicken nugget.. don’t cry.. they will stop eventually

No. 1822264

>>1822256
if you see a random lady in heavy makeup and weave do you think that’s a drag queen. like do you consider the lardashshians to be drag queens

No. 1822265

its amazing how different lolcow feels depending on the theme you pick

No. 1822267

>>1822243
Only women should design characters for romance or any other video games until the end of time. Moids have proven time and time again they have no taste nor aesthetics and should be banned from all forms of art.

No. 1822268

trying to say they “squirted discharge out of her vagina” after orgasming. Gay dudes don’t even try to blend in now

No. 1822269

Gay men be like:
UGH a woman in the height range of all average women in most countries? So fucking disgusting, so abnormal, so alien, millions of women must just have a disability for not being built like me or the same height as me its sooo gross they must just be disabled since they aren't built like ME the fact that straight men find them attractive when they're all practically MUTILATED and GROSS like FERTILITY STATUES is just unbelievable and sick. Btw if you call me out on this you're a homophobe, I'm allowed to be as insulting and degrading as I want in attempt to make women feel insecure about their natural genetics

No. 1822272

>>1822264
Not at all! But that is a drag queen. Like literally.

No. 1822273

>>1822269
nobody said that once actually

No. 1822276

>>1822268
Yeah they claim to be adjacent to female celebrities, claim they personally are the reason moot changed his phone number, claim all women have FAS, etc. Losers KEK

No. 1822277

>>1822272
So would you like to go ahead and find the original video to prove that it’s a drag queen because physiognomy wise that looks like a woman to me…she just has shitty makeup and a wig on.

No. 1822278

>>1822273
It's a tale as old as time actually.

No. 1822279

>>1822276
When did anyone claim to be adjacent to her kek? I said I saw her out in public you retard what I don’t understand this sperging

No. 1822281

>>1822277
I think you are actually blind

No. 1822283

>>1822278
but nobody ever said that, you’re off your meds and crying over text on a screen…

No. 1822285

>>1822279
What other lies do you like to tell online

No. 1822288

maybe we should all just go to sleep

No. 1822289

>>1822283
Kek that's not about lolcow, the fas sperg just reminded me of it. They do that shit all the time, it's pretty recognizable.

No. 1822290

>>1822281
It looks like a woman with fake eyelashes and a wig making a weird face because wind was blowing on her. Just assuming this is a drag queen; why would a drag queen want to wear a purple troll doll wig? Usually they make an attempt to look as effeminate as possible

No. 1822292

>>1822290
It's literally a drag queen im so serious why are you not understanding this

No. 1822293

>>1822246
And those are the ones that are barely trying to mask their hatred for women’s bodies! You know they WANT to start talking about how gross and inferior vaginas are and how we’re “fishy”.

No. 1822294

I am going to finish this fucking commission today. Wish me luck.

No. 1822296

holy shit im really gonna have to watch fishtank now lmfaoooo i'm having a laughing fit over the psycho analysis in the KF thread

No. 1822297

>>1822292
Which drag queen is it if you’re so certain that it’s a man

No. 1822298

>>1822293
They are so angry that women exist its palpable and bizarre

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>>1822288
i'm going to bed soon for sure sweet dreams to you anon. see you tomorrow!

No. 1822300

>>1822285
Seeing a random person that I don’t know personally but happen to recognize from her work out in public really isn’t that farfetched, especially considering that I live in a city that hosts a heavily attended film festival yearly. You ladies gotta pull your heads outta the fishbowl. Coming across people out in the wild is not that uncommon

No. 1822303

>>1822297
You stupid daft bitch that is LITERALLY a drag queen in bargain bin tinsel lashes with a partless wig glued six inches down his forehead why is this happening

No. 1822304

im gonna have to get the girls together to read some of this shit with hahahhaha

No. 1822305

>>1822292
do you think ugly women just don’t exist anymore and that we all have to be model tier in order to not be called men

No. 1822306

>>1822265
what theme are you rocking nonnas. I'm a darkcow loyalist

No. 1822307

>>1822300
What other lies do you like to tell, avid datalounge and /lgbt/ frequenter?

No. 1822308

>>1822303
It looks like a random woman in a poorly made halloween costume actually, do you think every shittily done up woman you come across has to be a guy?

No. 1822309

>>1822307
i don’t know what either of those things are because i actually go outside

No. 1822311

>>1822288
You are right… I think we all need a story too

No. 1822315

>>1822294
good luck baby girl

No. 1822316

>>1822305
ugly women dont exist all women are beautiful

No. 1822317

>>1822311
Not the Gilbert gottfried

No. 1822318

>>1822296
me too keeek

No. 1822319

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to divert for just a millisecond, happy holidays nonnas! i hope you all have a wonderful christmas if you celebrate and 2024 is full of prosperity and milk for us all.

No. 1822320

>>1822316
meanwhile you’re calling this poor woman a drag queen. Practice what you preach.

No. 1822321

>>1822320
i am not that anon

No. 1822322

Im going to stay out of the retard slap fight but let me just say one thing, reverse image search to find the source. It should be that simple.

No. 1822323

>>1822319
its like 3 days away stoopid

No. 1822324

>>1822321
i was responding to drag queenchan

No. 1822325

>>1822323
you’re so mean
>>1822319
Happy Christmas beautiful

No. 1822326

>>1822317
Yes. Unless you prefer Jennifer garner

No. 1822328

>>1822324
and i was responding to you calling that woman ugly

No. 1822329

>>1822323
not everyone is gonna be on the lolcow /ot/ board christmas day, nona. getting it in early. not like you receive a christmas card on christmas day, you get it a week or few weeks before.
>>1822325
merry christmas nona! lots of love

No. 1822330

>>1822308
No it doesn't it looks like a drag queen and the video title from 4 years ago is literally drag queen on motorcycle its not my fault you're stupid. It isnt even a Trans woman because a Trans woman wouldn't waste all that money on FFS but not do their lips or get a chin shave. All apologies but you're just faceblind.

No. 1822331

>>1822328
I never called her ugly the other anons called her a drag queen which is essentially a synonym for ugly

No. 1822332

>>1822322
I kinda like it it's like faint distant bongo drums that are keeping you company

No. 1822334

>>1822330
it says drag queen but it also doesn’t say who it is and the laugh also sounds female, not sure what you want me to do about that

No. 1822335

>>1822332
lolcow.farm OST

No. 1822337

>>1822269
i'm reminded of that one height sperg in celebricows months ago who went off unprompted about short women and calling them all sorts of nanes when no one was even talking about that. and that other sperg in one of the vent threads calling short women "goblinas". anyway that was wild

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>>1822319
Merry Crimma!!! Much love..

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>>1822334
read description

No. 1822343

>>1822337
>calling short women "goblinas"
kek thats offensive. should be golbinitas

No. 1822344

>>1822337
It's obviously men. The majority of women minus scandi are short on average. There isn't anything wrong with being a tall woman either, but you can easily tell this malice isn't from tall women. Gay men have such a distinctly bitter way of punching down on women, their brand of misogyny is so catty and specific.

No. 1822345

>>1822342
yeah i googled the fake name and found nothing, so what now

No. 1822346

>>1822337
samefag (too lazy to delete) the celebs that were discussed weren't even short

No. 1822348

>>1822334
You really are just dumb as fuck im sorry thats not my fault or problem

No. 1822349

>>1822337
men are really funny they think women are as insecure about our heights as they are so they go on and on about it thinking they're making us insecure. pathetic projection. playing themselves at every turn. sad!

No. 1822350

>>1822345
Are you an angry man or something? You're boring.

No. 1822352

>>1822345
just googled it and found his instagram immediately. you suck at googling
https://www.instagram.com/bonlena_vega/

No. 1822353

>>1822350
how am i boring for not getting my panties in a twist over the threadpic of all things

No. 1822354

>>1822352
thats for some guy named bonlena

No. 1822356

>>1822349
Straight men don't even do this though unless they fetishize tall women, even then it's rare they care–its so specifically niche to gay men. They just hate that women exist like actually, they're disgusted by women for not developing like them its so bizarre. Gay men aren't a monolith obviously and im talking about a certain subset of them but they're so weirdly evil and upset about women for genetic permanence they have no control over. So creepy and terminally online.

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>>1822354
you're retarded

No. 1822358

>>1822353
Are you wearing panties, sissy cd? The shiny plastic bloomers probs(infighting)

No. 1822360

>>1822357
You're both retarded but you are autistic

No. 1822362

>>1822358
what is sissy cd

No. 1822363

>>1822360
i'll take that, you're right

No. 1822364

>>1822357
relax autismo

No. 1822366

>>1822346
Gay men be like why are you a woman you stupid ugly bitch you should be a man. Like they did not come from a woman's vagina. Like they would even be here to contract chlamydia from strangers off grindr and have random men pushing poop spaghetti out of their urethras if it weren't for their mothers giving birth to them. No all women are apparently detective for being [reads notes] um just women I guess

No. 1822367

>>1822360
Nta but she's right and the other anon is either a very bored troll or genuinely an actual real life honest to God sped

No. 1822368

>>1822340
lots of love nona! hope you have a wonderful time

No. 1822371

i am actually a womanlet and i wish i was taller, no shame in admiting that. Being short sucks.

No. 1822372

>>1822371
God same, i wish i was 5'9 or something

No. 1822375

>>1822371
I think its all pretty arbitrary outside of other people trying to make you feel guilty for existing just because they want you to.

No. 1822376

>>1822371
im short and i like it

No. 1822377

>>1822371
Me too…if I had hit just 5'5" I would've been happy. Sucks being short

No. 1822378

only a man would autistically reverse image search a blurry screenshot a thousand times until finding something, women do not get that bothered over internet posts kek

No. 1822379

>>1822372
Grass is greener etc. You're here, you're able-bodied, and there are plenty of 5'9 women that wish they were shorter. Yeah you can't reach things on the top shelf but that's soo mundane. Having all limbs accounted for is still pretty cool.

No. 1822381

>>1822367
The other one is trolling and she's autistic for putting more and more effort into her responses not realizing it's a waste i hope this helps

No. 1822382

>>1822378
What are you even talking about? If you're talking about the drag queen that was a literal 10 second find

No. 1822383

>>1822371 same… I am the shortest out of 5 girls and all of them are normal heights!!! I got the short end. Literally.

No. 1822384

>>1822375
nah taller women look cooler

No. 1822385

>>1822372
ME TOO

No. 1822386

I don’t get wanting to be taller or shorter, what’s the appeal?

No. 1822387

>>1822378
>doesnt know about ricky delgado from boulder, colorado

No. 1822388

>>1822384
What function does that serve. There isn't anything wrong with either. Everything else is just internalized misogyny because the majority of women are womenlets.

No. 1822389

>>1822382
yeah i bet it was dude

No. 1822391

this is boring im peacing out

No. 1822392

>>1822386
at least to me taller women look cooler. Speacially since i like more masculine clothes and wearing them as a womanlet makes me look like a 14yo fat boy. Why would anyone want to be shorter?

No. 1822393

>>1822371
everyone wants something they don't have, i think height doesn't matter so much. either way, moids view and treat both tall and short women as a commodity so it's depressing to be either at this point. even average women get called "short" for just existing.

No. 1822394

>>1822386
a lot of people are insecure for no reason

No. 1822396

444

No. 1822398

>>1822388
looking cooler in cooler clothes, also beating manlets

No. 1822399

>>1822392
>Speacially since i like more masculine clothes and wearing them as a womanlet makes me look like a 14yo fat boy
same, every time i dress masculine i look ridiculous… its not fair

No. 1822401

>>1822386
For me, weirdly enough is that I rather my legs not look stubby or be stubby. Long pants that fit. Bell bottoms are IN and I can’t wear them cuz my legs are SHORT. I feel like one of those joke images of baby chickens edited to be chicken nuggets with legs. A human chicken nugget if you will

No. 1822403

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>>1822399
>one chance at life
>born as a womanlet with ''thicc'' thighs and a squirrel anime uguu kawiwi voice
literally shoot me i want to be androgynous

No. 1822404

>>1822401
completely understand this, tried to buy a pair and it was my worst nightmare because the bottom of the jeans drag along the floor. embarrassing.

No. 1822407

>>1822398
Tall women are not stronger than their shorter counterparts kek just lift or something

No. 1822408

>>1822401
isn’t that more proportions then? I’m 5’2 but women’s pants are too short for me. There are women with the opposite problem, pants too short. Doesn’t seem like something to wish being taller/shorter for.

No. 1822410

>>1822389
Always is.

No. 1822411

>>1822407
being a stacked womanlet looks retarded

No. 1822413

>>1822411
Internalized misogyny

No. 1822415

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Hating yourself for being a woman and possessing womanly traits is a waste of the hate you could be focusing on misandry.

No. 1822416

>>1822413
no i’ve been one it looks like shit, you feel like a thumb

No. 1822418

>>1822413
how is it internalized misogyny?

No. 1822419

>>1822415
being fat due to being compressed isn’t a womanly trait

No. 1822420

>>1822416
Must be the way you're built then, condolences

No. 1822421

>>1822415
i am both a misandrist and hate being a womanlet

No. 1822422

>>1822419
Actually it literally is kek what are you talking about

No. 1822423

>>1822422
anon is a fatty…

No. 1822424

>>1822422
damn being female sucks then god cursed me or something kek

No. 1822425

>>1822403
Same. If you try to dress masc or andro as a short woman you get mistaken for a TIF. None of them are EVER tall. I posted about this in the vent thread a while ago. Had it happen to me recently.
>>1822404
My auntie is hemming a pair I bought for me. I am so sad about them. They are cute af and I got them on sale. I am normally a big time tomboy but have been getting more into my fem side. Hot topic has some nice pants recently… for any dumb emos in 2023 like me

No. 1822426

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>>1822403
kek i also have a high pitched squirrel voice and i hate it. vced with a scrote on discord once and afterwards he said i sounded really young and called my voice "unmistakably feminine". something about that comment made me die inside, it felt… creepy.

No. 1822427

>>1822420
yeah it’s almost like i’m fucking short or something.

No. 1822428

>>1822423
No, I'm just not a misogynist. If you're genetically shorter, of course you're compressed. I'm not referring to being a lardass. The amount of bitterness emanating right now is so silly.

No. 1822430

>>1822422
not all of us are fatkun

No. 1822431

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>>1822426
My mind read your post in Bubbles' voice KEK

No. 1822432

>>1822428
Huh? I’m 5’2 anon. That is proportions, or you’re fat. I look lanky, just scaled down. I think the misogyny is anons being embarrassed at being a muscular or masculine-dressing short woman because they think they have to be tall like moids to.

No. 1822433

>>1822426
it makes me laugh and a bit jealous when i see all these kawaii uguu loli larpers like venus who are 170cm tall and always try to make themselves look shorter. God is a vengeful faggot.

No. 1822434

>>1822430
People who are short are more likely to be stockier on average, especially if they are athletic. Being short doesn't necessarily equate with having a petite skeletal structure. It isnt about weight, and im just saying you are born designed to be able to support life and thats why you aren't some 6'0 beanpole with jutting limbs and total concavity. Is not a big deal.

No. 1822436

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>>1822431
kek pls no

No. 1822438

>>1822432
there are tall women too

No. 1822440

>>1822434
> you are born designed to be able to support life
being female sucks, and for what? to fart a retard lmao. Being female is a curse to me, wish i was a tradthot retard.

No. 1822441

>>1822438
yes I agree, I’m just pointing out that by comparison I’m not being misogynistic, which is what they accused me of. On that note 6’0 beanpole women exist too. >>1822434

No. 1822442

>>1822408
Most likely. Tbh you are the first I have heard say that pants are too short.
>>1822426
I have had this happen. The second time was
different but not great. Friend of a friend thought I was a troon with a voice changer . I was so sad.
>>1822433 Me with Shayna

No. 1822443

>>1822440
being female is better than belonging to the sex of balding rapists at least. Keep your head up nona

No. 1822445

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>>1822415
correct. I don't hate myself and I love my body. sorry beckies

No. 1822446

>>1822371
I think height doesn't matter. There are beautiful women at different heights.

No. 1822447

>>1822440
Maybe you need to take a break from the internet then. I'm not being condescending im being serious. There's no reason so many women should hate themselves for holding space as a woman. Everything is a lottery.

No. 1822448

>>1822443
why is it better to be the gender thats the victim of 98% of rapes? i would rather be a man

No. 1822449

We have gone from infighting about drag queens and fags to womanlet support hour. Love this thread sometimes
In the end… >>1822446 is right

No. 1822450

why the fuck is nobody pushing at all to ban porn. i hate that you can go online and see child porn uploaded to pornhub. i can’t comprehend why it is still online after being found to have multiple videos of children several times since its opening.

No. 1822451

>>1822448
Ew? There’s nothing cool about being primitive and dumb. If that’s what you idolise then maybe you’re just retarded

No. 1822452

>>1822447
if you are a normal feminine woman its easy to ignore, if you are a turbo tomboy not interested in ever getting pregnant or dating men it's a pain in the ass and impossible to live with.

No. 1822454

>>1822448
being female sucks but also men are literal horny chimps so i think i am fine with being a woman. male psychology disturbs me… there is something deeply wrong with all of them.

No. 1822455

>>1822441
They do, and im not shaming them for it. It's just more uncommon. I actually feel for their trials and tribulations just as much, a lot of tall girls take a long time to gain confidence in their height too. But im just saying hating yourself for having the most common traits women have is doing a disservice to yourself in every possible way and allowing yourself to be tormented by misogyny because they literally are. Be happy you aren't a rapist, a stalker, a coomer, etc. That's like very much more than enough.

No. 1822456

>>1822451
i know you are one of those divine femininity retards but being female sucks, we have been the world's punching bag since forever and its not stopping anytime soon.

No. 1822457

>>1822452
It isnt impossible to live with but im sure it's difficult. You're still doing a complete disservice to yourself by allowing it to eat you alive solely because of the body you were born into.

No. 1822458

>>1822450
clasping my hands together in prayer begging God to destroy online pornography in my lifetime

No. 1822459

>>1822454
eh i guess i am biased because i have a ''male mind'' not that i think that's real, but i fucking hate female socialization and i know i would be much happier as a man.

No. 1822460

>>1822456
divine femininity KEK I am a tomboyish lesbian. I just don’t like the male brain. I wouldn’t wish to be born male, I probably would’ve trooned out because I see them as lesser mentally.

No. 1822461

>>1822456
let her have her cope not everyone wants to be a doomcel

No. 1822462

My cat just got up on my pillow farted and left.

No. 1822463

>>1822456
I agree. I don't think women are divine tho KEK I just refuse to pity party and basically contribute to a problem that men already bestow on women in violent and suffocating ways.

No. 1822464

>>1822460
then you arent a tomboy, retard.

No. 1822465

>>1822459
ew being a woman is great though seriously also you should read some detrans blogs. not that your thought process is at all similar to theirs

No. 1822466

>>1822449
I support womenlets and giantesses equally.

No. 1822467

>>1822463
its tiring because women dont want to change either its just sucks being female, at least moids have moid solidarity

No. 1822468

>>1822459
You dont, you just have internalized misogyny.

No. 1822469

>>1822459
every time i start thinking like this i go on the r/gooncaves subreddit and i immediately change my mind idk

No. 1822470

>>1822465
>ew being a woman is great though
why??? you know there are child brides right? women who get stoned for showing an inch of ankle? it fucking sucks

No. 1822471

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>>1822462
Your cat rn

No. 1822472

>>1822450
Porn runs the internet now. It’s no longer about making social connections, googling things, watching YouTube poops or playing little flash games… it’s all porn. Everywhere you go. It’s sad. I wish it wasn’t what is holding the internet up.

(Speaking of flash games has anyone watched dream jelly’s girly flash game video? It took me back)

No. 1822473

>>1822464
because nonnie said so? I present and act “masculine” by society’s standards, my brain is just female and is less plagued by testosterone. I don’t have a desire to rape or be violent.

No. 1822474

>>1822467
moids have solidarity by not being as sensitive and being able to forgive each other for being assholes. rather being assholes is their natural state

No. 1822475

>>1822468
i dont hate women i only hate being a woman, i would live much happier as man without all the shit that comes with being female that isnt changing or improving anytime soon

No. 1822476

>>1822468
shut uppp

No. 1822477

>>1822467
Yeah, instead of female solidarity it's just complaining about being too tall or too short or too thick or not thick enough… exactly what men want you to be, perma-insecure

No. 1822478

can the TiFs get out

No. 1822479

>>1822470
So to you the solution is to just be a man? Hate yourself for existing? Wtf fuck that

No. 1822480

>>1822469
sadly i am porn brianrotted too except instead of female porn is rare the very rare male femdom that doesnt feature fat ugly bald men. I am not joking when i say i am moidbrained i have to abstain myself from molesting my male friends sometimes its pretty hard.

No. 1822481

>>1822475
That's literally internalized misogyny.

No. 1822482

>>1822480
anon pls lol

No. 1822483

>>1822480
That doesn't mean you are male brained it means you're a horndog

No. 1822484

>>1822473
being masculine by society standars is not wearing makeup kek, try going out unshaven and see how everyone and their moms looks at you like you are a monkey that scaped from the zoo or mentally ill it fucking sucks

No. 1822485

>>1822480
>i have to abstain myself from molesting my male friends sometimes its pretty hard.
gurl wot

No. 1822486

>>1822470
that doesnt mean theres anything inherently bad about being a woman. it just means men are violent rapeapes. i wouldn't want to be able to feel so little and be so unhappy

No. 1822487

>>1822480
this person is underage

No. 1822488

>>1822477
i dont think any of the tall anons want to do it for men, all of them seem to be interested in looking better in masculine clothes which are inherently moid repelling

No. 1822489

>>1822472
which is exactly why it needs to be banned, pornsickness hinders productivity. The whole open video uploading/social media aspect of the internet does not need to exist, and also should be banned as well. I don’t think it’s necessary to use the internet for every single little thing. Placing orders, buying tickets and buying clothes and stuff? sure. But people being able to be on their phones all day everyday with no consequence is ruining society

No. 1822490

>>1822484
I… don’t shave? But I also am african racially and don’t grow much body hair so it’s not as much as a problem I admit. I still don’t get your point kek.

No. 1822491

File: 1703143120549.jpg (31.13 KB, 424x551, 20231221_021923.jpg)

Vanilla bean (sanrio) so masc lesbian esque

No. 1822493

>>1822483
the average woman isnt as horny, which sadly leads to finding porn i like being very hard
>>1822487
no lmao sadly i am a 20yo retard

No. 1822494

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No. 1822495

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>condescending views towards women
>victim-blamey attitude towards women, as if they can substaintially control males hating them so much
>compliments towards males that don't make much sense (if males have superior solidarity why do they kill each other so much)
>repeatedly moaning that their existence would be happier as the emotionally unintelligent gender
>insults random users on this imageboard for being "tradthots", "doomers" and "not REaL tomboys" just because they politely don't agree
Guys, the doomer black-pill user or whatever is clearly either a man, or a pickme whose EQ is so low that she thinks and speaks like a man. Just report, ignore, and let the farmlands handle it.

No. 1822496

>>1822459
You just have autism lol

No. 1822497

>>1822480
i was really pornsick in high school and it resulted in me receiving horrific trauma that i have to carry with myself for the rest of my life. It hurts me that my parents gave me internet access with no borders, and it upsets me that they never made an effort to keep me away from others. I’m going to have to live another 80 years crying over things I did as a child because yes it was that bad.

No. 1822498

>>1822490
you are a lesbian and dont have enough body hair for anyone to care ofcourse you wouldnt understand lol

No. 1822499

>>1822497
i have no interest in sex because i find moids ugly, i just wanna molest my friends because i find the idea of them hating it hot but i know deep down they will like it because they are moids which stops me from doing so

No. 1822500

>>1822495
Yeah there’s a moid in here who wants us to argue. Prob from the drag queen fight. >>1822491
She’s an icon….

No. 1822502

>>1822490
People seem to oversexualize black women, so I imagine being a lesbian can be hard especially if it isn't viable for your body type to be a stud

No. 1822503

>>1822499
why are you using the word molest? this is really disgusting. please leave if this is the kind of person you are.

No. 1822504

>>1822499
go to bed

No. 1822505

>>1822495
>moid
i am not a moid retard why the fuck would i complain about being female?
>pickme
i find modern men ugly my dream look would be tall and androgynous, a look moids hate by default

No. 1822506

>>1822503
whats it called then? i am esl

No. 1822507

>>1822499
You're telling yourself that having some random creepy fetish makes you a man? Come on just grow up kek you're just autistic with poor impulse control

No. 1822508

>>1822506
touching you say you want to touch them

No. 1822509

>>1822499
u sound 15 gtfo

No. 1822510

File: 1703143488841.jpg (24.43 KB, 536x405, 20231221_022559.jpg)

Vanilla bean absolutely a lesbian

No. 1822511

>>1822507
you guys were the ones saying that men are all rape apes yada yada and thats what made men different from women, well i sadly have rape ape tendencies while being female, which sucks ass because there isnt even porn for me unlike moids that have 5052050 porn categories

No. 1822512

Is that a tranny in op's pic? Looks like a tranny.

No. 1822513

>>1822499
why are you friends with them?

No. 1822514

>>1822509
why kek does everyone you dislike is underage?

No. 1822515

File: 1703143589104.jpeg (474.73 KB, 729x1091, IMG_7598.jpeg)

Take one and pass it around. Some of you need to sleep.

(And with that… I am out. Stay frosty, ladies)

No. 1822516

>>1822513
because women dont share my hobbies and i dont share enough life experiences with other women to form strong connections

No. 1822517

i have to stay in hiding for the rest of my life because i can’t risk being seen by the pedophiles who preyed on me as a child. I don’t really have any issues with this, I’d rather everyone think that I’m dead than everyone constantly be trying to reach back out to me, but it disgusts me that I cannot get into everyone’s heads and erase their memory of me men in black style.

No. 1822518

>>1822511
Wanting to grope men does not make you a rapeape. I will be behind a man in the grocery store wearing tight shorts and stare while wanting to pull his dick and balls out, you're not special.

No. 1822519

>>1822511
>well i sadly have rape ape tendencies while being female, which sucks ass because there isnt even porn for me unlike moids that have 5052050 porn categories
alright thats it im putting you in timeout

No. 1822520

>>1822502
It doesn’t seem to be as big of a problem where I live? (England). I haven’t really got any struggles being a lesbian except from my homophobic family luckily. I present as more androgynous because that fits my body type most.

No. 1822521

>>1822518
yeah sure if i didnt say i have weird rape ape impulses all of you would keep going about how women are so much better(which i agree they are) than men because they arent rape apes and that i shuld be happy i am not a rape ape kek

No. 1822523

>>1822520
I must have been grouping your posts with another anons then, sorry

No. 1822524

>>1822521
But you literally aren't? You can't even physically overpower any of those men, chill out

No. 1822526

>>1822514
they really do sound like a young teenager though. Don’t worry you’ll grow out of it kek

No. 1822527

>>1822521
you aren’t a rape ape you’re an edgelord

No. 1822528

>>1822521
You're always ruining things with your low IQ posting you're gonna make dad lose money. He's gonna have to pay double now

No. 1822529

>>1822524
yeah thats why i wish i was man i would personally avenge all the women victims of rape apes by showing cactuses down scrotes anuses. God is just afraid of my me eaching my full potential so he downgraded me by making me a womanlet.

No. 1822531

>>1822521
girlie you dont have "rape ape impulses" you are a sexually frustrated young woman… calm down

No. 1822532

>>1822515
shits weak gimme benzo

No. 1822533

>>1822527
if only, i got away with so much shit by being female. I used to take sneak photos of my friends underwear before just for the thrill of it.

No. 1822534

>>1822529
You're literally just an edgefag, napoleon.

No. 1822535

>>1822531
well yeah, straight men are fucking heinous. At least if i were a gay moid i could get a gay twink or something straight women get the worst of the worst.

No. 1822536


No. 1822537

>>1822533
Ooooo so male and masculine and malebrained oooOoooo

No. 1822538

i wish i could’ve been a cat instead of a woman

No. 1822539

this thread has been so retarded from start to finish

No. 1822540

>>1822521
Shut the fuck up you tranny cunt(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1822541

>>1822535
Just because gay men groom themselves does not make them any less of annoying demon banshees

No. 1822542

>>1822537
what do you want me to outrigth rape a moid? i wish i could though

No. 1822543

>>1822539
idk i think its entertaining

No. 1822544

>>1822538
If you could be a cat… what do you think you would look like? That’s the real question.
>>1822532
Don’t got any of those… Would a good bonk to the head suffice?

No. 1822545

>>1822541
at least they are attractive, cant even pity fuck a straight moid because of how repulsive they are the only thing i find attractive is if they dont like it but there is no way to make a moid not like having straight sex

No. 1822546

>>1822544
maybe an english shorthair

No. 1822547

My mentals are neutral

No. 1822548

>>1822545
You're just an edgefag that needs to grow up. That's literally just it. You are embodying the angry midget stereotype and need to relax.

No. 1822549

>>1822546
Based.

I would want to be a black and white Manx.

No. 1822550

>>1822544
Absolutely one of those white ferals missing half an ear with the wrath of war in their pinned pupils

No. 1822551

>>1822548
i have been like this for years, i dont think i can grow out of it at this point. Maybe if there was somethig to look forward to, but i find pregnancy disgusting and and i dont want to be the bangmaiden for a moid either. I wish i could meme myself into being those tomboys who grew into pickmes, at least i wouldnt feel so defective.

No. 1822552

>>1822544
three bonkeez plz

No. 1822553

>>1822551
You're only 20 years old please pipe down

No. 1822554

>>1822544
i would 100% be a nebelung. they are just as neurotic as i am.

No. 1822555

>>1822544
I would be a fat calico cat with stripes, I'm not fat in real life but I feel like I would be as a cat

No. 1822556

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>>1822551
anon is this cat for sure

No. 1822557

>>1822553
i cant anon you seriously dont know how fucking awful it feels, its extremely alienating

No. 1822559

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I would want to be a black regal housecat ideally theyre so cute and perfect but I know what I am

No. 1822561

>>1822550
Warrior cat OC IRL. I dig it
>>1822555
As you should….
>>1822554
You would be beautiful that’s all that matters

No. 1822562

>>1822551
You're so fucking dumb. My schizo alarm bells are tingling. Wee woo wee woo

No. 1822564

>>1822557
I've been 20 years old too. I know you think your experiences are soo tortured and unique but they arent. You genuinely just need to stop feeling sorry for yourself and letting yourself stew in your retarded coomer fantasies all day while pretending you're suuu male with no self control

No. 1822565

>>1822552
BONK BONK BONK

No. 1822566

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>>1822561
>warrior cat OC irl
Like I'd want to be a beautiful siamese or something but i would have scabs on my nose and eat garbage for sure unfortunately

No. 1822568

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im hungry i should have microwaved some burritos but its too late

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No. 1822571

>>1822564
easier said than done, it sucks constantly seeing all the stuff men get while i get jack shit. cant even jack off in peace. I recently got told by a retarded friend that i am too mean and i dont care about his feeling, its so tired that people expect women to baby everyone just for being female.

No. 1822573

Do I have to point this shit out every time seriously for you guys to believe me? Because that'd ruin the fun wouldn't it. Everyone would hate that

No. 1822574

>>1822571
get new friends why are you friends with these retards

No. 1822575

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There is no war in ba sing se

No. 1822576

someone here has to be smart enough to know how to hack and remove pornhub

No. 1822578

>>1822569
This isnt a cat please spoiler

No. 1822579

>>1822576
nona you’re onto something

No. 1822580

>>1822562
>hurr durr so dumb
i envy you nonny that you never had these feelings be happy you dont feel alienated and have to see from affar all the things you wish you could do if you just were born male. I cant even walk in shorts in my house without some retard complaining because i dont shave.

No. 1822581

>>1822576
Literally no. Anons here still believe hacking is impossible if you use seperate emails.

No. 1822583

>>1822579
i swear there has to be some coder nonnie who could easily destroy that shit

No. 1822584

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>>1822544
I want to be her

No. 1822585

>>1822571
You sound like a horrorcow ngl, everything you say is with a tinge of trying to present yourself at an angle where you're just so different and unique and tortured. You aren't! You're self indulgent and refuse to pull your head from your ass. You're 20 going on 12.

No. 1822587

>>1822580
My dear sweet friend you are great the way you are and your life isn't that bad. People love you, I love you. Love you sincerely. I would have protected you from all the bad in the world if I had the chance. Cheer up, your hairy legs are fine

No. 1822588

>>1822574
i am telling you i feel alienated and fucking lonely i take what i can get. I have female friends, but i cant form strong connections with them since we are so different and have such different experiences at least moids have one woeking braincell so we can talk about our share hobbies.

No. 1822589

>>1822583
There isn't, unfortunately. A scroll through any of the tech threads here would tell you that.

No. 1822590

>>1822585
literally i cant even do a simple fucking shit moids are allowed to do like not shaving without getting scolded and shamed, ofcourse i will get shit on from women who shave and pickmemaxx all day long

No. 1822591

>>1822588
Oh ok so you’re friends with these retards because you’re also retarded got it. Don’t complain about the way moids see you and treat you if that’s the people you wanna hang around with kek.

No. 1822592

>>1822590
do you know where you are? There are women here that probably haven’t showed in weeks

No. 1822594

Anyone else really hate China? Shitty actors and an even bigger superiority complex than America. BOoooo

No. 1822595

>>1822591
what do i hang out with then? you are saying it because you are a normie feminine woman, being anything but that is hellish

No. 1822596

>>1822592
its a niche forum i am talking about real experiences also this site has become normie tiktok looksperg heaven for a while, you have entire threads derrailed into shitting on beautiful women because their chins too pointing or something. Even in a niche forum you cant scape female socialization.

No. 1822597


No. 1822598

File: 1703145299191.jpg (22.35 KB, 563x344, in the end.jpg)

>>1822592
>There are women here that probably haven’t showed in weeks
guilty as charged

No. 1822599

>>1822598
Kek anon what is this picture

No. 1822600


No. 1822601

>>1822597
NATO mogs

No. 1822603

>>1822599
Grim dark Gru before he god tiers. Trust me I have read homestuck. I am an expert.

No. 1822604

>>1822596
sorry to break it to you but males looksperg too, honestly way more nowadays with their mogging or whatever. You honestly come across like someone who would shoot up a school or something, like I feel like I’m reading some mentally ill person’s manifesto. Just troon out already KEK

No. 1822605

>>1822603
badass

No. 1822607


No. 1822609

>>1822604
i dont mind my body i just hate female socialization and that is something i cant change or scape, sadly. I used to be a 4chan regular and i have never seen moids looksperg, in fact they call any moid attractive unless hes fat.

No. 1822610

>>1822607
I'll get you next time winnie you'll see

No. 1822611

>>1822605
His god tier is thief of space btw

No. 1822612

One day I will have a man and won't be reading stupid shit on here at this hour

No. 1822613

>>1822612
Even when you have a man or woman you are still here shit posting. Sorry you had to learn this way anon.

No. 1822614

>>1822613
No way speak for yourself. Being manless is the only reason I'm here.

No. 1822615

>>1822612
You will even with a man because this is more entertaining than them pretending to be useful human beings

No. 1822617


No. 1822618

im getting extremely tired goodnight my sweet nonnies

No. 1822619

>>1822615
You think I want a man for their usefulness? I want one for his big jacked hairy body, my circadian rhythm will keep me safe from the neetposting

No. 1822620

nonas it is 8am for me and I have not yet slept. I am a NEET who doesn’t go to work or uni atm, is there a point in sleeping? Should I try and be productive today for once?

No. 1822622

>>1822614
Wow it kept the stupid video embed even a third time? Wtf

No. 1822623

>>1822622
It’s apart of you now

No. 1822625

>>1822623
I am Chinese propaganda

No. 1822628

>>1822620
I think you should fix your sleeping schedule before anything. There's little point in trying to be productive if you're tired and/or lack structure.

No. 1822633

>>1822620
It's 9 for me but I do this even when I have shit to do. I just go to class like a zombie and drink 4 redbulls

No. 1822634

>>1822628
This could be an opportunity to do it, though. OP could just stay awake until evening and then go to bed early.

No. 1822637

cant fucking sleep and no one is online at these midnight hours for once. guess at least some are still up here.

No. 1822638

>>1822634
nta but this works for 2 days and then the insomnia starts again

No. 1822642

>>1822620
also britfag, also in the exact same boat. as >>1822638 said, fixing it works for like a day or 2 tops. if it's an issue for you beyond that point you should probably go to a doctor. hypocrite sorry.
if you have no responsibilities, i don't see why you have to flip the schedule.

No. 1822643

>>1822614
Very tradthot catholic of you I hope you get the white man of your dreams

No. 1822644

>>1822642
god youre retarded stop talking to me

No. 1822645

some of the advice here sounds like the dumb shit my serbain idiot shit for brains tinder hookup said and he thought i lived in east germany when i told him i grew up in cologne

No. 1822648

i just want to marry my boyfriend but its too soon and we need to be financially stable first kek and yes im posting that shit here because im high

No. 1822649

anyways ill post on cc from now its less retarded there

No. 1822651

it's almost mid 20s crazy

No. 1822655

Nonnies whats your favorite light in your house? Mine is my flamingo lamp.

No. 1822656

>>1822655
my prelit christmas tree if that counts

No. 1822657

hi guys i just had a nap what did i miss

No. 1822658

i love the golden snitch what is the player in quidditch called again who catches that thing

No. 1822659

i wanna fuck bilbo baggins sorry

No. 1822660

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>>1822583
>>1822576
If furfags can do it then nonnies can too. Use that autism for good sisters.

No. 1822661

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OP make yourself known, that is NOT how you link a previous thread you fucking retarded birth defect LURK MOAR YOU SHIT STAIN. DEATH TO ALL NEWFAGS NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU NOT EVEN YOUR PARENTS

No. 1822662

>>1822659
Wow I haven't encountered a pervy hobbit fancier in years.

No. 1822663

>>1822661
Samefag but I just got here so it’s too late now, but when these shitty threads pop up why doesn’t someone else make a different thread and why doesn’t everyone report this newfag shit? You’re letting them get away with it

No. 1822665

>>1822662
nonna can you blame me kek

No. 1822669

>>1822642
ayrt, hello fello britfag. my sleep schedule is so crazy it’s laughable. I either go bed in the late morning or wake up at 4am, no in between. I’ll probably try to sleep in the evening and see how long that lasts, I’m tired of living like I’m in a different timezone kek

No. 1822670

>>1822665
Yes. The only cute hobbits are Frodo and Pippin.

No. 1822673

>>1822669
also ayrt, good morning! i literally woke up at 4am today. i hope you can maintain a good schedule, wishing you all the best. get some good sleep this evening

No. 1822677

>>1822670
that's fine, nona. i'm just a sperg and i'm trying to cope with essentially having my first husbando.

No. 1822682

>>1822133
mmmbop

No. 1822687

burgernon artfag from last thread are you there… are you out there… i'm eating apple pie and remembering you like a fellow soldier

No. 1822688

>>1822687
I am not a burger

No. 1822695

normies discovered hikichan. Poor girl, hope she's doing fine nowdays.

No. 1822708

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No. 1822710

>>1822688
oh okay sorry. it was good apple pie anyway

No. 1822711

File: 1703154003526.mp4 (4.86 MB, 480x852, V9juV7bcAcCn9Dih.mp4)

This is literally my older brother. He would never study other than the last day of an exam and would always be in the top 5 of the class. He just watched tv all day or hung out with his friends. Despite getting really good grades, he didn't even wanna go to university because he thought it would be boring and joined the Army instead. Meanwhile, I have had panic attacks trying to get my master's. I don't hate my brother, I just hate how much he succeeds effortlessly.

No. 1822712

>>1822710
hope you enjoyed it queen keep the fight against britbongs strong

No. 1822713

>>1822711
My ex was like this and though he achieved things in life, he is completely stuck in the same mid job. He has amazing potential but he will be perpetually stuck where he is because he never developed the ability to push beyond his limits. He never had to put in effort,so anything that actually requires dedication and he doesn't see quick results he simply drops it. I'm not saying your brother will fall in the same path, I'm just saying that while it may look like they live the best life, they actually can face a lot of challanges in life, because life isn't a bunch of test with defined right answers. The effort and tears you put into studying helped you to create a more meaningful success. Taught you better how to deal with the negative and made you a more experienced and mature person.

No. 1822716

>>1822268
ATHIS IS A TERRI LE THEAD
THIS IS A TERRI LE THERAD
THIS IS A TERRI LE THREADerrible
TAaERRIBLE YOU FUCKING SHITTY PHONE A TERRIBBBBBLE FONE FOR A TERRIBLE THEEAD I FIGHTERS GO HOME LEAVE THE SANCITY OF THE DUMBASSS SHIT THEAD PURE. TIKTOKERA GO HOME TO YOUR PARENTS HOMES YOU LITERAL CHILDREN. EVEN 2010 Tumblr would be too good for you you are like yaws or tropical sores which disallow the local native nonnies from swimming in the beautiful see through lolcow waters because the water is brilliant be aysr of microscopic phytoplankton that reflect the sun very much and which nearly always infect the gaping sores that are you TIKTOKERA WHO ARE RED RAILING THE DIMBBAS SHIT THEAD WHICH HAPPENS TO BE MY GENERAL FAVORUTE THEAD ON OT.
THIS IS AA TERRIBLE THEAD
BECAUSE OF YOUUJUU
T

No. 1822717

File: 1703155653812.jpg (57.4 KB, 736x711, 1699514558300.jpg)

For every moid that shits up threads with retarded larps and baits, we should immediately retort with larps about aborting male children and other stuff that triggers them.

No. 1822719

>>1822716
Sorry didn't mean to reply not you personally. Onny

No. 1822721

>>1822717
anons accuse everyone of being a moid nowadays

No. 1822726

>>1822713
I mean he's in the army and he seems fine with it and that's the life he's chosen.

No. 1822727

>>1822677
>your first husbando is a hobbit
That is actually kind of cute, you should join the /g/ threads.

No. 1822731

>>1822726
I didn't mean to talk down your brother. I just mentioned my ex because he was like that at school. I'm sure your brother is much better than him. I was just trying to uplift you. I thought this was the vent thread sorry kek

No. 1822732

>>1822539
Post moar to help it die sooner.

No. 1822734

>>1822716
is this the new "you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor"

No. 1822751

I really can't believe mods didn't kill this thread

No. 1822753

>>1822661
It was clearly made by a newfag

No. 1822756

I think the nonny era of lolcow is over, 2019-2023. This is clearly something else.

No. 1822764

>>1822756
even worse, the nonita era is gone. I don't like anyone here enough to call them nonita anymore. it's fucking over.

No. 1822771

>>1822756
now is the era of nonna.

No. 1822773

>>1822771
no, that's over too. everyone is just anon to me now

No. 1822775

awimbaweyawimbaweyawimbaweyawimbawey in the jungle the mighty jungle the nonny sleeps tonight

No. 1822777


No. 1822788

THIS SONG FUCKS

No. 1822795

>>1822510
>>1822491
Why do you assholes always get me excited about sanrio characters being cool tomboys but they actually are men. I hate you

No. 1822796

this thread is at 700 posts already what the fuck

No. 1822799

>>1822795
You guys were even more retarded to believe otherwise, idiots. "Masc lesbian coded!!" It's a fucking bear from a Japanese franchise. This site feels like twt nowadays

No. 1822802

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>>1822799
I won’t apologize for having hope of there being female characters that are allowed to just be neutral, no giant eyelashes, no big bow in her hair or PINK PINK PINK. I will have my plain lady representation, she’s out there somewhere.

No. 1822805

>>1822642
>>1822669
>>1822669
nayrt, another bong and I'm on the 2am-12pm sleep schedule at the moment, haven't been able to fix it I have to force myself to sleep

No. 1822808

File: 1703165324784.jpg (130.56 KB, 800x636, Islands_of_Adventure_Orlando_(…)

i wish i lived close to a major theme park so i could go on the big popular coasters a lot, they're so much better than the crappy local ones, id love if i could spend all day riding them on a regular basis

No. 1822812

>>1822802
I'm actually not mad at you, it's okay if you want neutral girl characters that's more fathomable at least, unlike expecting random male characters to be butches

No. 1822814

>>1822510
I had no idea lesbians loved Goethe

No. 1822845

My back hurts

No. 1822847

I'm supposed to work today and tomorrow I'm on holidays but I haven't done anything at all so far. Just two more hours until the holidays.

No. 1822851

>>1822808
i recognized the Velicrocoaster immediately. That drop is wild. This is the best part of Universal Orlando.

No. 1822859

>>1821792
I miss when farmhands banned people who typed in lowercase because it was lack of integration

No. 1822862

God the picture thread is awful and I want this thread to fill up fast

No. 1822863

>>1822859
What if my capslock was broken?

No. 1822864

>>1822862
I know it’s gross and probably a reaction pic from twitter

No. 1822865

>>1822863
It's not though

No. 1822868

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I wznna be a tiny kitten drinking warm milk qnd cuddling other fluffy kittens

No. 1822870

>>1822864
Idk who was the idiot who chose the thread pic but they feel like an integrated newfag

No. 1822874

i wanted to come up with some high quality bait to get everyone posting replies so we can move on to a new thread with a different thread pic and a proper link but i can't think of anything

No. 1822876

If we all hate the thread pic why did no one else make a different thread and report this one, like you guys just wanna complain, do something about it, shit

No. 1822879

>>1822876
Because we can’t just make a new thread just because of the thread pic

No. 1822883

>>1822879
yea you could, not like the jannies are ever around

No. 1822888

heyo what are you all doing for christmas? I'm leaving to hang with my family tomorrow. gonna be nice to have a little internet break until after new years. just hope these snow storms let me leave…

No. 1822911

>>1822859
>>1821792
Same. You can tell which forums and boards they frequent because of their writing style, and no caps.

No. 1822915

>>1822911
I frequent all of them and I have 50 different typing styles for them all

No. 1822925

>>1822888
My parents and sister live about an hour from me, so I'll be heading over Christmas Eve morning. We have our traditional xmas eve dinner and watch one of our favorite xmas movies, and usually go for a walk after dinner to see all the lights. I'm just excited to be with them. Safe travels, and enjoy your family time, nona.

No. 1822926

>>1822862
We should just make a new thread. Bet the newfag who choose that pic likes drag queens and fags too.

No. 1822936

>>1822926
That's what the picture op chose screams, yes. I hate pickme faghags kek

No. 1822937

>>1822883
It's just petty and it causes retards to shit fling even more

No. 1822939

Threadpic looks like the follow the morsa jumpscare thing

No. 1822943

>>1822939
>morsa
Do you mean walrus?

No. 1822950

i wish tiktok didn't do what it did to possession. they really made that film lame somehow

No. 1822955

>>1822943
waiat that's the same thing, ignore my retarded ass, whywas I thinking of narwhal

No. 1822957

>>1822925
Aw thank you same to you! Sounds like a nice and relaxing time

No. 1822982

Difficult to read posts when I have darkcow on, blinded by the screen when I have anything else. Picking a site theme is struggling.

No. 1822986

>>1822950
what did it do?

No. 1823004

>>1822986
maybe thousands of edits of the scenes where adjani's character is having a breakdown and screaming alongside whatever music is trending on there. she's become one of those female rage characters now and everything about her has been reduced to "hysterical woman who is literally me". it's so irritating. and i've seen so many zoomers talk about watching the movie/trying to watch it because of tiktok and hating it or finding it too weird or hard to understand. that part is actually kind of funny but i hate when tiktok latches on to these things and runs whatever great quality they have into the ground

No. 1823006

>>1822864
No it’s not I found this random video while scrolling through instagram reels

No. 1823008

>>1822883
you could if you feel like getting banned

No. 1823010

>>1822883
if you really felt this way why didn’t you make the new thread instead of waiting around for someone else to?

No. 1823012

>>1822936
how it’s just a photo of some thai lady with her lashes blowing in the wind i still don’t understand why this is hitting such a nerve for everyone. Do we need to have a thread of verified thread pics that are allowed to be used so that people don’t get upset? Is that the level of sensitivity we’re reaching?

No. 1823013

>>1823004
kek not zoomers failing to understand the movie. i know not all zoomers are teenagers but thats some 2deep4u tumblr teen shit. i bet they romanticize the toxic relationship too.

No. 1823015

>>1822936
it actually screams “asian with heavy makeup on a motorcycle”

No. 1823017

>>1822859
im tying on a computer im not going to slap the caps lock button every single time i want to write things. this is lolcow not some essay i’m submitting to professors at Cornell

No. 1823022

I already know what threadpic I’m gonna use next

No. 1823025

>>1823017
Go back to twitter.

No. 1823036

>>1823025
i’m not using twitter i’m on lolcow

No. 1823048

why is everyone fighting why can’t we just enjoy each others company instead of sperging about a threadpic that we’re all going to forget about in like a week

No. 1823050

>>1822859
When was this though? I can’t remember and I’ve been here for ages. I never got banned for that, but then again I’ve always been an 80% phonefag so maybe I just got lucky.

No. 1823052

>>1823050
I don’t think mods have ever banned for all lowercase typing kek that would cast out like 3/4 of the website

No. 1823055

…………anyway, my vegan chili is tasty

No. 1823062

>>1823055
Yum! Do you have any favourite spice or bean mixes? I can't really stomach cinnamon but I like adding black cardamom instead. It doesn't work in all chili recipes but it's rather tasty

No. 1823064

>>1823010
because I'm not here all the time and this thread was already halfway full when I came back dork
>>1823008
JANNIES CANT KEEP ME DOWN

No. 1823065

I feel less and less sympathy for people ‘of color’ like every day. It’s like they want segregation to come back.(racebait)

No. 1823070

One of my bunnies (I have two) is blind in one eye due to cataracts. He is healthy in every other way and it doesn’t bother him but the thought of him being blind in one eye made me cry all the way home. They are both old boys now but I just want them to be comfortable and peaceful . I’m just so emotional right now nonnies

No. 1823071

Gonna die of hyperthermia, anyone wanna keep my stuff?

No. 1823073

>>1823071
Just use it to cover yourself.

No. 1823074

>>1823071
maybe, what kinda stuff are you offering nona?

No. 1823075

>>1823070
they're so well loved, I'm sure you've been giving them an amazing life. eye problems are a part of old age unfortunately and thankfully this shouldn't be too bad

No. 1823077

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>>1822888
Who ever is hosting, i will be there. Open the fuck up if i pull up at your doors nonnies.

No. 1823081

>>1822888
Going to my Grammys on Christmas Eve. We do games and stuff before presents and after dinner. Actual Christmas I am not sure what we are doing.


Also My birthday is next week and I am not excited

No. 1823083

>>1822888
Nothing, the family I do have isn’t celebrating so I will have a leisurely day at home as usual. I sent a present to my friend but she lives far away so that’s all we do for Christmas (presents).

No. 1823091

i can’t believe AIDS is a thing. dying from doing too much anal? really?

No. 1823098

>>1823091
Also from having sex with bisexual or closeted gay moids.
Daily reminder that the chance of contracting HIV from one sex session with a positive man is <1% so they have to be absolutely disgusting scrote lizard brained faggots to have spread it as fast as they did to the world

No. 1823115

Sometimes I feel like being an older single woman by choice is like being vegan. I don't even have to say anything and a lot of people feel attacked because it's so exposing, to women of the shit they put up with from their boyfriends, and from scrotes for obvious reasons. To see a woman content without a man just doesn't gel well with the wilful blindness that comes with being paired up with the majority of men.
I say this as a meat eater btw, vegans are objectively morally superior.

No. 1823116

>>1823017
Imagine using caps lock over shift

No. 1823120

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>>1822727
Nona pls direct me. I hope they're nice.

No. 1823123

Thread has way too much wordy, contemplative, complaining, vent thread energy AGAIN. If your posts energy can be described as "ugh" it's suffocating the thread

No. 1823126

>>1823120
nta, oh I'm a little let down, I thought you meant old man bilbo from the lotr movies lol. There's an irl husbando thread I don't think you're allowed to post 3dpd in the retarded husbando hornyposting thread, which sucks cause it seems a lot more fun

No. 1823129

I thought the beaver moon had something to do with lesbians

No. 1823131

>>1823129
lesbian lumberjacks

No. 1823133

>>1822777
>>1822773
I don't see use "anon" here that much, some people user and variations of nonna are still used, so I don't know what your on about?

No. 1823138

>>1823120
>>1823126
Yes you are allowed to post fictional characters from live action movies as long you aren't sperging about the actors themselves. There used to be a profilic poster who loved Anakin Skywalker for example.

No. 1823143

>>1823075
Thank you nona, that is very sweet! Yes, they are very loved. They mini lops and are going to be 9 years old next year. They’re called Bramble & Ted (Ted being the blind in one eye one)

No. 1823145


No. 1823151

>Wonder why we're suddenly being hit with a wave of really annoying and argumentative posters again
>Find out that crystal cafe is down
Should've known

No. 1823163


No. 1823169

>>1823151
And some other boards are also dead so we have lots of newfags as well.

No. 1823170


No. 1823172

>>1823170
>>1822133
There's no zero on your chart, remake it NOW

No. 1823174

>>1823172
Yay Dedede is cute not in that way though

No. 1823185

>>1823077
ok have fun should i save u a slice of porkbelly or

No. 1823187

>>1823098
nobody is fucking gay men with aids you need to relax you sound unhinged with this anal retentive sodomy shit of yours

No. 1823189

File: 1703185801732.jpg (128.16 KB, 846x987, uh huh.JPG)

>>1823187
uh huh

No. 1823193

>>1823189
What the fuck is a chattanooga

No. 1823194

>>1823193
a city in america

No. 1823195

>>1823194
jesus men sure are insane

No. 1823201

>>1823091
>>1823098
You can get HIV from sharing needles

No. 1823208

>>1823193
America jibberish city name

No. 1823217

do you guys ever feel like your nigel or your gf may be disappointed in you

No. 1823219

I understand that they're not particularly hard games, but I do genuinely feel that people not regarding games like Sims, Minecraft, Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing, etc… as "real" games is only because they have a very female dominated playerbase. I am a hypocrite though, because if they were male dominated and more demanding games had majority female players, I would absolutely make fun of men for playing chill games.

No. 1823220

>>1823201
That is true as well. When I learned in school about how HIV originally came from monkey meat but AIDS as we know it now was borne through gay anal sex because the phallus rips the skin inside your asshole and the blood/bodily fluids mixing around with each other I became homophobic.

No. 1823228

>>1822133
Leon or Dazai pls

No. 1823229

>>1823219
Nah nah I agree with you. It’s prob a tinfoil in a way. the fact there’s games that are chill and relaxing and not all about fighting, weapons, enemies, good vs bad, scary stuff, etc. is unappealing to them. That’s what videos are to them. It’s what videos they find appealing. Chill games: You are talking to little animals or fighting with a fake person to stop trying to wash a dish in a sink half way across the house. You are not shooting enemies or trying to rank to the next level. Add in the fact there’s mainly female players. It makes them rag on it. Just because it’s unappealing doesn’t mean they should. Look at the bulk of them that are OBSESSED with Minecraft.
We can share tinfoil hats.

No. 1823230

>>1822000
I love you he'smybestfriend nonna

No. 1823232

>>1823187
>nobody is fucking gay men with aids
If that's true, how did the AIDS epidemic happen?

No. 1823240

>>1823220
based faggot h8er

No. 1823247

>>1823126
He's still old kek. Bilbo is 50 at the start of the hobbit. I normally am not into older men, but I don't know what the fuck it is about this one.

No. 1823248

Can I make a folder that contains several photo albums on a google pixel like it is on iphone? I’m thankful to nonna who suggested it but I’m a mega autist and trying not to be too bothered by the differences I want to be extremely meticulous about organizing my husbando pics

No. 1823249

>>1823193
The wife's name

No. 1823252

>>1823232
Idk covid started in china too but we shouldn't hate Chinese people

No. 1823258

>>1823252
NTAYRT but man, I find it kind of annoying when people bring race into arguments about gays and trannies. It feels like a shielding cop-out because why do faggots gotta bring Chinese people into it? Kek

No. 1823267

>>1823252
Males don't belong here even if they're gay, sorry Daniel/Justin/Tony/Esteban. Better luck infiltrating LipstickAlley or something

No. 1823268

>>1823252
I kinda hate the concept of bat soup. Tho for reasons beyond covid. Like bats are all skin and bones, eating them just not sounds worth the trouble.

No. 1823274

i am so constipated right now the pain in my lower stomach and pelvis feels like period cramps even though i know it’s just my dry shit

No. 1823275

>>1823268
I hate the dog eating festival, but I know a lot of people inside the country also hate it. It's weird, the "tradition" only started in 2009.

No. 1823276

This thread can't fill fast enough

No. 1823278

>>1823276
it’s only at 800 kek you better get comfy

No. 1823280

>>1823278
The picture just screams faggot I can't get comfy enough

No. 1823281

>>1823280
It’s really not that big of a deal I don’t understand why everyone’s sperging about the dumb picture. It’s the dumbass shit thread. You’re gonna see dumbass shit.

No. 1823284

it would be kinda funny if the next threadpic was also a twitter-y drag queen pic and nobody bothered to make a different one so the whole thread would be whining again

No. 1823286

>>1823252
And bat soup aside
>how did the AIDS epidemic happen?
>Idk
kek, beautiful argument

No. 1823287

>>1823276
Okay, fuck marry kill: Shayna, pixielocks, shoe. Sorry I don’t go to snow that often they’re all I could think of since an anon asked why don’t we do this with women

No. 1823289

i look so frumpy and barrel-bodied when i wear anything that isn't tight and when i wear tight things i feel like i'm being rude with my body and i hate the way men look. i have stopped wearing turtlenecks completely cause i just couldn't take the fucking oogling constantly. not that smaller chested women don't get stared at, men are animals, but they make me feel so self-conscious.

No. 1823290

>>1823258
Analogies are often use to enhance someone’s understanding or to progress an argument, so it's not that people are using it a shield but rather because it's quite easy to compare something to something else rather than construct an arguement. It's one of the most lazy forms of presenting an opinion.
I'll rephrase my point without the analogy though: An entire group cannot be at fault for something only some certain people did.

No. 1823292

>>1823287
I would rather be stuck in an abandoned house for five days eating rats tbh

No. 1823294

>>1823189
Men are evil. I feel for bad for all the wives who suffer by them.

No. 1823295

>>1823290
nta but gay men are MEN and I fucking hate them so yeah blame em for aids who cares. Why you trying to protect gay men anyways, huh shit dick?

No. 1823297

>>1823252
I don't hate gay men (well, anymore than I do straight men), but gay men were literally fucking other gay men, who had HIV. That's how it got spread.

No. 1823298

What's with boomers and reaction videos?

No. 1823299

>>1823275
I'm a western-born Chinese but most people are just as disgusted by that stuff as non-Chinese are, some people act as if all or most citizens have zero respect for animals and it's just not true lol. People in China still have pets and care about animals, "fur babies" is even used as slang on Chinese social media just as it is in English. There are some foods that are generally normalized despite being weird to Americans (like offal) but the average person agrees that eating bats and dogs is deviant and disgusting behavior

No. 1823303

File: 1703191214327.jpeg (75.33 KB, 680x510, FD377EB4-F77E-4A46-AA4F-F64DA2…)

My room is halfway there I’m sorry nonnies I’m so sorry

No. 1823304

>>1823295
I'm not trying to protect them, I'm simply beyond generalized hatred for a majority of reasons. But you do what you want

No. 1823305

>>1823287
For a second my sleepy brain thought you meant PT and it would be a no brainer who I'd marry (thus making me queen consort and ruler of farmers). I actually think Shay is the one who would annoy me the least so maybe I'd marry her? But I also kinda wanna see how the stupid shayfags would react to her death, probably would kill themselves too.

No. 1823307

>>1823299
Ayrt That's what I mean nonny, you're absolutely right

No. 1823309

>>1823305
I will never understand Shaytards as long as I live

No. 1823310

>>1823303
Forgive yourself first

No. 1823311

>>1823303
Honestly how does it get to this point and they are still able to step out their oom and go get some food or to the bathroom for example without doing intense acrobatics? Through the window? Do they put random things on the floor just to take a picture?

No. 1823312

>>1823284
No, don't

No. 1823316

>>1823311
Untreated depression and the failure to find a coping mechanism will do that to a mother fucker.

No. 1823318

File: 1703191615927.png (Spoiler Image,184.62 KB, 499x553, tie.png)

Suit enjoyers of Lolcow, does this tie look cool to you ? I was asked for a black tie specifically. It's really expensive, but I thought it's timeless enough to be kept for a lifetime.

I tend to have really flashy taste in things though, so I'm wondering if it's too obnoxious by scrote standards.

No. 1823319

>>1823316
Only for women. Men are just like that because they all expect a woman to clean up after them and stop functioning when a woman isn't around

No. 1823322

>>1823318
no, it looks a little it too close to tiger print

No. 1823323

>>1823303
Girl, you gotta get your shit together and clean your room. It doesn't even have to be the whole thing, just get the trash off the floor.

No. 1823325

>>1823303
>>1823316
Set a timer for 10 minutes and just clean for those 10 minutes if doing it all at once is too intimidating.

No. 1823326

>>1823319
Not the normal ones. You might just be surrounded by hoarders.

No. 1823327

>>1823318
I think it’s cool, but it depends on who it’s for and whether you think they could pull it off.

No. 1823330

File: 1703192165518.jpeg (23.82 KB, 380x349, morrissey and robert.jpeg)

I'd love to watch these two geriatrics fighting

No. 1823333

File: 1703192208673.jpg (73.8 KB, 1200x675, If_loving_you_is_wong_i_dont_w…)

>>1822133
Leon, of course.

No. 1823334

>>1823311
you just step over that shit. i can see plenty of empty spaces in the pic though. humans are adaptable kek. my room's never gotten that bad but if i had the money to buy all that stuff it probably would be. poorfaggotry saves !
>>1823303
but yeah i've let food fester in my room for months before. no amount of shaming pushed me to clean it up in fact it made me feel even worse and therefore more lethargic, until i got bored one day and just got it over with. when you're depressed a space like that makes you even lazier and ime even going to the toilet doesn't even seem worth it until i absolutely have to go. you'd really have to go through it to understand just how careless and braindead that shit makes you. if you don't love yourself you're obviously not going to care about yourself even if you get a hundred infections and mold everywhere. but it gets better anon

No. 1823335

>>1823333
The only valid answer.

No. 1823340

this is the second guy that asks for armpit pics during a talking stage… men have moved from feet to armpits

No. 1823347

>>1823287
Marry shoe. I could tolerate her the most. Fuck pixielocks. It would be disappointing sex tho. Kill shay. It would be like mercy killing. Doing it before a creep moid does.

My next proposal
Fuck, marry, kill: Luna, momokun or grimes

No. 1823348

>>1823287
>>1823347
marry shoe, marry grimes, kill everyone else

No. 1823358

File: 1703193641639.jpg (35.39 KB, 392x294, 1399962538.jpg)

Learning that lots of farmers are seen as attractive IRL reminds me of that episode in Daria where she makes herself look "cute" and attracted guys with no problem just to prove a point with Quinn. And I really don't know why…

No. 1823360

>>1823303
Just imagine your husbando is visiting and he won't isekai you into his world without checking if you'r room and pussy stanks.

No. 1823361

>>1823358
I love Daria, I watched this episode recently

No. 1823363

>>1823318
It look nice but I'm no expert

No. 1823365

File: 1703194123197.jpg (686.38 KB, 1440x859, Screenshot_20231221_152530_Gal…)

>>1823319
>Men are just like that because they all expect a woman to clean up after them and stop functioning when a woman isn't around
Always been this way.

No. 1823376

File: 1703194568850.jpeg (48.74 KB, 735x652, F2715F12-4467-440A-8B38-7FC961…)

>>1823360
but what if my husbando is also a gross slob….

No. 1823377

File: 1703194685855.png (285.81 KB, 500x500, 1000012792.png)

>>1823376
Is this yours?

No. 1823379

>>1823377
EW fuck no

No. 1823380

>>1823377
Does anyone know what is canonically the fattest anime character?

No. 1823381

>>1823365
This was unironically my useless piece of a shit father when my mom left him. The house looked like a hobo lived in it. He replaced the furniture my mom took with plastic garden furniture, replaced the tableware with single use plates and cutlerly, the living room sat empty for months, he'd sit in the dark watching tv at night because the light fixture was gone, used pans piled up on the kitchen counter even though there was a dish washer installed, he left cat shit and puke in corners. He lived like that for months until my mom (love her but good god I hate how she lets a holy book dumb her down) decided to go back and be his live in maid again.

No. 1823389

>>1823376
same. why does it gotta be that way

No. 1823417

>>1823365
Tried to look it up myself, but which book is this from?

No. 1823429

>>1823380
That one guy from paprika

No. 1823432

Gay shit

No. 1823445

>>1822859
>>1822911
>>1823052
I don't understand how that would even be enforced. I change my typing style and use of caps every 30 minutes.

No. 1823447

>>1823445
Same lol

No. 1823450

>>1823445
Then keep using caps because your lowercase posts are gay

No. 1823453

Please remind me why we have a tranny as the threadpic

No. 1823455

File: 1703198963257.jpg (108.11 KB, 1125x750, 1239109.jpg)

Me trying to force myself to shower but just lying in bed for another 2 hours and refreshing lolcow

No. 1823457

>>1823453
Because no one took the initiative to report this one and make a new thread. Honestly I’m more bothered by the way they linked the previous thread
>>1823455
Nonna if you take a shower I’ll make a picmix for you

No. 1823460

We need to slander somebody, anyone, preferably a male and very ugly

No. 1823461

>>1823457
I reported it many times

No. 1823463

>>1823460
This tranny

No. 1823466

>>1823445
I change up my typing style depending on the kind of post I'm making. It's dumb.

No. 1823467

>>1823461
Well then I guess jannies really are trannies

No. 1823469

>>1823463
God damn this is embarrassing to watch. As if being a waitress isn't thankless enough

No. 1823470

>>1823463
this was so cringy I almost couldn’t finish. Reminded me of this though lol

No. 1823471

>>1823463
What I don't get about balding troons larping as women is: why not just get a wig?

No. 1823477

>>1821538
I know you won't see this, but cgi/3D can look amazing if used for the correct settings. Japanese video games have the best cgi to me. When it's realistic and not too cartoonish and stylized. But there are some stylized 3d styles I actually love. 3D movie winx club, nick era 3d winx especially sirenix-, nerd corps entertainment shows like skyhawks, slugttera, dragon booster, the hotwheels cartoon with a long name lmao, max steel etc., jojo 3d games, iron man armored adventures (same studio that did miraculous ladybug movie) and probably more I don't know about.

No. 1823479

the virgin "diagnosed with autism as an adult" vs the stacy"diagnosed with autism as a child"

No. 1823482

>>1823479
always knew I was a stacy

No. 1823484

>>1823479
Getting diagnosed with autism as a child must mean her parents cared enough about her to see what's wrong with her, so the one diagnosed as a child really is living a Stacy life.

No. 1823486

File: 1703200801656.jpg (271.27 KB, 1000x1209, Feature-Who-Is-Tree-Paine-5-Th…)

I can't imagine the amount of shit celebrity publicists must know. I want to look inside their heads.

No. 1823491

Is “mong” as an insult used in the us? As here in the uk it is from the word “mongloid” term that used to describe someone with Down syndrome. Also monghol. I know you call it someone if they are being stupid but I know it is very offensive now kek just like spaz

No. 1823494

>>1823479
i was referred for an autism test as a child (people thought i was suspiciously autistic) but i didn't meet a few checks and fell short of meeting the required number of criteria needed for a formal diagnosis

No. 1823495

File: 1703201574344.png (186.33 KB, 450x450, 761898701959.png)

>>1823491
I think it's really only british and australian people because I don't think I've ever heard anyone say it here

No. 1823497

File: 1703201658068.jpg (82.74 KB, 930x930, 4c79fb9cd4b3350b6f561c9f4bd8ff…)


No. 1823498

>>1823491
No, I’ve only seen it used online

No. 1823500

if you aren’t eating cloves of raw garlic then you’re asking to get the flu

No. 1823501

>>1822243
Ew, why are all but like maybe 3 romance options so bad?? Winter? Six old men!? really?

No. 1823504

>>1823479
where do you fall if you never get diagnosed with autism

No. 1823505

File: 1703201888215.jpeg (1.5 MB, 1170x1827, IMG_4149.jpeg)

I don’t want to bump the sims thread for this but for some reason this made me laugh. I hate when female sims are made to have huge thighs it looks SO weird. I will admit though my sims all look ana, well compared to this

No. 1823510

>>1823505
We can see why that scrote is crippled…

No. 1823513

File: 1703202158546.png (209.09 KB, 253x439, Screenshot 2023-12-21 184250.p…)

>>1823505
i think i know what body preset they used!! it breaks meshes + conflicts into other sims in poses like that.
someone in a sims group i am in used it on their "high school" sims w/ sleeve tats and got laugh reacted then the person who did was banned. i posted and was told my sims were "the best they have seen in the group" which… isnt a compliment almost. is there a sim shaming thread here? i need it. i saw some creatures.

No. 1823514

>>1823510
Kek I wonder if that is a wheelchair mod that works and moves or it is just a pose pack or something

No. 1823521

File: 1703202860741.png (400.91 KB, 620x547, i wish simmers could be normal…)

>>1823514
took a gander at ts4-poses and found it. its by simmerberlin. here's what its supposed to look like kek

No. 1823531

>>1823497
Huh he's less attractive than I remembered

No. 1823540

File: 1703203490396.jpeg (97.42 KB, 332x511, 5B101549-FE2D-46CE-9898-16637E…)

When a farmer starts talking about her gf

No. 1823561

>>1823327
21 years old taller than average moid, serious looking, black hair and eyes. Sorry if it sounds like I'm trying to match him with a nona kek I'm not sure how to express it, but I have zero doubts that he can wear it. Something that's too generic/with no impact would look off on him imo because of the contrast, I think people who have this sort of visual presence look better wearing something that has a strong impression as well.

It's just that I don't know why he wants this black tie exactly, some time ago he mentioned wanting to dress up more so I assumed that was the reason but it could also be for something else. Whatever, he can just return it I guess

No. 1823567

>>1823513
KEK. Not really related, but I also hate when sims cc has English or human words or brands on them. I know not all cc creators wanna spend time putting simlish on there stuff, but it is so jarring seeing a sims walk around with a giant nike or supreme shirt plastered on them. It's my pet peeve and I'll remove swatches from cc that have human letters or brands. Same with builds.

No. 1823571

>>1823567
I love and hate it. There’s some that is passable. If it’s maxis match it looks okayish but alpha CC is ugly af lmao

No. 1823580

>>1823540
Lol it made me giggle

No. 1823585

>>1822659
As you should.

No. 1823588


No. 1823589

i feel bad when my friends annoy me but its like they talk about the same shit and sometimes feels like they're insecure and trying to find shit to look down on me about so i dont really confide in friends about much

No. 1823590

>>1822716
gays mad

No. 1823591

>>1823455
what the hell i just did this but i took a shower finally. im glad its not just me. be fresh with me anonita

No. 1823593

File: 1703206950218.png (2.85 MB, 1170x1156, you rn .png)

can wae make this the next thread pic

No. 1823595


No. 1823596

>>1823593
yes. she looks so wistful.

No. 1823598

>>1823593
im going to vomit. I bought a cup but my vaginas broken and I couldn't use it

No. 1823599

>>1823593
I hope she is a farmer

No. 1823600

>>1823593
Need her

No. 1823601

>>1823593
what the fuck is wrong with you you tranny("hi tranny")

No. 1823602

>>1823593
this is still better than a drag queen

No. 1823603

>>1823601
what makes you think this isn’t myself

No. 1823605


No. 1823607

>>1823593
average farmer

No. 1823608

my husband just admitted he wishes i was shorter what should i do now

No. 1823610

>>1823593
Where is this from? Is this actually you anon? I can’t find it anywhere else image reverse searching

No. 1823612

>>1823593
Kek is that you

No. 1823613

File: 1703207912600.jpg (133.99 KB, 700x700, Rack.jpg)

>>1823608
Get him this for Christmas.

No. 1823614

>>1823593
If this is actually you, i gotta admit your eyes are beautiful, you're also gross as hell tho

No. 1823616

>>1823593
I think you mean, you rn, as this is literally you rn . I think

No. 1823617

File: 1703208199895.jpeg (21.41 KB, 620x871, IMG_2851.jpeg)

Oh, Cillian ♥ so petite and pretty

No. 1823618

>>1823617
fuck off troon

No. 1823619

File: 1703208267890.jpeg (16.47 KB, 396x528, IMG_2852.jpeg)

>>1823617
Wait here’s a better one it looks like he’s standing

No. 1823620

i’m ready for nightlife to no longer be a thing. you can drink at home, you don’t need to bar crawl. also i hate that there are street lights and so many parking garage/building lights that are left on that don’t need to be.

No. 1823622

>>1823618
Why would that make you think I’m a troon

No. 1823623

>>1823622
im not calling you a troon im talking about cillian murphy

No. 1823626

>>1823623
Oh ok. That makes sense

No. 1823634

File: 1703209163343.png (232.35 KB, 998x1331, 1226-651.png)


No. 1823637

>>1823610
>>1823593
Come back and explain nonna who is this. I found a bunch of video thumbnails of what looks like the same girl with my reverse image searching but can’t find the channel. Wtf did she get this.

No. 1823642

>>1823634
samefag did an apple edit but lolcor's not letting me post it

No. 1823643

File: 1703209929315.jpg (97.35 KB, 965x1022, 1703185566641.jpg)

He was more like an ugly fag from an horror scene
He said "don't mind girlie~, but what do you mean i'm the one
Who will dance at the farm in the round?"
Nonna says he's the one,
Who will dance at the farm in the round…

She told him her name was "Elsie Jean", as she caused an infight
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance at the farm in the round

People always told him, "Be careful of what you do
Don't go around breakin' (very young) girls' hearts"
(Hee-hee)
And mother always told him, "Be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do, cause the lie becomes the truth"
eeheee

No. 1823646

I'm dumb because a crush I used to have on an asshole has come back
And now I'm scared my boyfriend will figure it out before I get over it, I don't even like the asshole anymore this is so irritating! I want to cut these butterflies out

No. 1823647

>>1823643
I love you, anon.

No. 1823649

>>1823646
Avoid the asshole at all costs. If you work with him or otherwise have to see him on a regular basis, become a grey rock and keep communication to only what is necessary. Also, imagine him with a horrendous case of torrential diarrhea. Really takes the charm out of a person.

No. 1823650

I am so sorry to the Japanese that all these gendies and children keep making ugly and low effort picrews

No. 1823653

>>1823637
Never mind I found her account, she’s some Youtuber and the picture is from her Instagram in 2016 such a random photo for anon to have kek. She has multiple other photos of period blood in the toilet. I can only assume self post or anons personal cow (or it ended up on Pinterest as an aesthetic photo)

No. 1823660

>>1823650
it's ok they have a filter to weed them out KEK

No. 1823661

>>1823649
Thank you anon, he will be at a Christmas party I'm going to so I'll imagine him crapping his guts out all night, he's the shameless type so it's not even a stretch
Maybe I could look at pictures of shit on my phone every time I think about him kek

No. 1823664

File: 1703211465863.jpg (Spoiler Image,1.31 MB, 1125x1711, IMG_8306.jpg)

>>1823593
>>1823653
I hypothesize that anons is a screenshot of the Instagram post from how it is a square image and that you can see slight black from poor cropping, I have the same dark theme on. If it were a self post wouldn’t she have posted the original image? Case closed, probable vendetta posting. Maybe. Someone deranged enough to post this would probably also post themselves on here so I don’t know

No. 1823665

>>1823660
Do they really? How do I do that? Gendies completely shit up that site. I miss playing around on there before they found it

No. 1823668

>>1823593
is that even period blood? Idk I just assume it's juice or food coloring

No. 1823679

File: 1703212496681.png (61.13 KB, 376x664, IMG_2858.png)


No. 1823680

>>1823679
this is a lot like how babies have to not wear the diaper for a while

No. 1823685

>>1823679
Too big he needs to be smaller

No. 1823691

donna hayward is such an annoying bitch imagine skinwalking your dead best friend so agressively

No. 1823696

File: 1703213787717.png (59.23 KB, 382x654, IMG_2865.png)

>>1823685
>>1823679
The death note cilian I stole from the other anon

No. 1823697

Can't even scroll lc without dumb ass stan Twitter reaction images for thread pics kek

No. 1823699

>>1823513
Is this confidence activist

No. 1823701

>>1823696
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

No. 1823703

>>1823697
why is everyone still on this it’s not a reaction image it’s some faggot with the wind blowing in his eyes. if you see a photo of an asian and think “huh reaction image” then maybe you spend too much time online

No. 1823704

>>1823330
Why is Robert shopped like a photo on vampire freaks but Morrissey isn't

No. 1823705

>>1823703
You need to GO BACK because you're randomly trying to make it about race when it has nothing to do with race kek psycho

No. 1823707

>>1823705
ok explain to me what about it looks like a reaction image i’ve been waiting a full 24 hours. Can any of you even describe what makes an image a “stan twitter reaction image”

No. 1823708

>>1823617
How come nobody is pointing out that he looks like "elliot" Page and Elon Musk fused together?

No. 1823711

>>1823705
If it was some little white coquette girly with an eyelash flapping in the wind would it still be considered a stan twt reaction image or would it merely be cringe? What is the line between reaction image territory and just cringe?

No. 1823712

>>1823707
Go back. Your thread is shit.

No. 1823713

>>1823711
Literally just stop using the same reaction images that faggots use on stan twitter and nobody would say anything to you.

No. 1823715

>>1823712
oh yeah you’re right it’s just so shit that’s why it’s filled up quickly instead of being locked, deleted, or autosaged. youre being nitpicky for no reason and it is no fun like just take a load off!!! please for the both of our sakes!!

No. 1823717

i farted

No. 1823718

>>1823713
I’m not thread OP but this has proven to not be a reaction image based off of the reverse image searching that’s been done, it’s just a video of some drag queen that was a facebook meme but it never reached X or ‘stan twt’.

No. 1823726

You guys argue over literally nothing huh

No. 1823728

>>1823715
Are you a child because you talk like one

No. 1823735

File: 1703215383094.gif (410.95 KB, 334x270, giphy.gif)


No. 1823747

What males won’t tell you is that they love stank. Girls selling used underwear make more money than some licensed physicians and in any written erotica for men there’s a mention of stank pussy, they say it’s gross to piss women off but they literally love it. Hetero men are unable to resists the female pheromones of an unwashed pussy and it enrages them. Reminds them of how they’re merely extensions of their dicks. Sweat, slime, blood, urine, excrement… you name it. Boys love everything gross and they don’t stop when they’re all grown up. The average male wants nothing more than to have his neck broken by a gal who hasn’t washed herself in months. They want to clean smegma out of clit hoods like dogs licking peanut butter. Masculine men (bodybuilders) eat so much tuna because it’s a socially acceptable way to sniff used underwear. They could easily just eat chicken or protein powder instead, but no—what they want is STANK PUSSY. A real man would gulp down a diva cup like a goblet filled with the finest wine. He would pull out your tampon with his teeth and replace the olive in his martini with it. He would chew on the clots like gum. Gag himself with an XXL nighttime maxi pad, inserting a tampon in each nostril. He wouldn’t eat anything else until you’re done menstruating.
The fascination with “squirting” stems from the inherently male desire to drink piss. They want to be claimed with the smell of their masters like dogs rolling around in a puddle of piss. This is their way of telling other men that they were picked by a woman.
Their instinctual desire to be violated and claimed by bodily fluids makes men cranky. This is why they’re so sensitive about “stank.” They’re lying, demented whores driven to insanity by their own hormones.
They’re yaoi omegas in heat and unwashed women are their alphas. The reason so many people can’t get their pussy eaten is douching. When a woman loses her smell, she strips herself of authority and identity. She castrates herself into manhood and therefore gets no scrotes.
Tldr, you should piss in his mouth.

No. 1823748

>>1823747
Please take it to one of the fetish threads on /g/, jesus christ

No. 1823749

>>1823747
New copypasta just dropped

No. 1823751

>>1823747
What if I just pissed on him? Does that count? Asking for a friend

No. 1823754

>>1823748
So you hate science? Are you an antivaxxer too

No. 1823756

>>1823747
this is awesome

No. 1823758

>>1823754
I am into science, I'd actually love to dissect your brain to see where the wires got crossed and you ended up fixating on piss and pussy stank

No. 1823759

>>1823747
I will be thinking about this a lot, thank you

No. 1823760

>>1823747
there was a movie with a similar dialogue, does anyone know which movie i am talking about? it was a woman with short hair

No. 1823764

>>1823747
Damn this was a whole ass read from start to finish, 10/10 love it

No. 1823768

I only plan to have kids when I'm making a good bit of change, but I'm gonna raise my kids like we're poor (other than food). Even growing broke and knowing that some stuff is expensive, for a while kids don't really know how much stuff ACTUALLY costs, so you can lie to them for a while. Every like 15 months we can go on a Walmart shopping spree and they'll be grateful and feel like ballers. And sometimes I'll lie and say we're on food stamps so I can't get them fast food or the money ran out so no cap'n crunch.

No. 1823770

>>1823768
Samefag, also I'll make sure the power gets cut off every so often. It'll teach them how to survive and what's a necessity should a blackout or natural disaster occur.

No. 1823774

>>1823772
THAT'S the part you think is gonna make them not trust me? Not the lying about everything else?

No. 1823776

I appreciate my doctor telling me "you're 33, you're a young girl" lol

No. 1823777

>>1823768
>>1823770
never reproduce

No. 1823780

>>1823777
Why? I would never truly let my kids race actual repercussions of being broke (going hungry, unwashed, not having basic necessities, no stability). I actually genuinely would want my kids to have the best which is why I'm not having any right now, but I also don't want to spoil them too much and they take what they have for granted.

No. 1823784

how many of you have dry lips rn

No. 1823785

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>>1823784
1 of me

No. 1823800

>>1823780
my mom was like you and she did irreparable damage to my psyque

No. 1823801

>>1823768
You're going to be resented and they aren't going to thank you later. Good thing you likely won't be having any.

No. 1823807

>>1823801
If you have an explanation for why you think that, I genuinely would like to hear it. I'm not here to argue and be defensive about my hypothetical parenting methods for my non-existent children, I just care a lot about this stuff and it's something I think of often. I just know that not having much and having to make my own way made me very grateful, I want my kids to live significantly better than I did but I don't want them to be spoiled. I guess that's a hard thing to balance.

No. 1823809

>>1823768
Nothing wrong with being thrifty but lying to your kids like that will lead to trust issues

No. 1823812

>>1823809
Do you think it would be better to be honest but just not give in to everything they want? I feel like that could also harbor some resentment.

No. 1823814

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Slug!!!!

No. 1823816

>>1823807
You said live like you're poor. You didn't say live smart, education them on budgeting, teach them to be responsible and value what they have–you specifically said like you're poor. If that's the case, you would deserve the resentment 100%.

No. 1823829

>>1823768
my parents were sort of like this and it really damaged my relationship with them when I got older. I felt like they loved hoarding money more than they loved me, like why couldn't I have some more simple luxuries that they could easily afford if it'd save me from getting bullied at school for not fitting in? At some points it wasn't even about not having stuff but more about the obnoxiousness of them going "oh we're poor, we're too poor we can't buy anything" all the time when we're actually above-average in wealth.
I now get along better with them and I can understand that it wasn't malice on their end, just bad communication, plus they did grow up poor as dirt so that influences their financial mindset. But kids hate being lied to, you're better off just being upfront about the importance of saving and gratitude.

No. 1823833

>>1823829
Also parents that do this never skimp on their own luxuries, and I bet anon will claim she plans to do the same but it literally never happens like that. Parents who do this are trash, ultra selfish, and use the money for themselves instead.

No. 1823835

>>1823814
henlo slug friend

No. 1823839

>>1823829
That's understandable, I really appreciate your perspective anon. I guess now that I think about it, there were things I was lied to about as a kid and I definitely didn't like it when I found out the truth.

No. 1823840

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>>1823814
While I was scrolling down, I said the word slug aloud before I even saw you posted the word slug with this, kek.

No. 1823845

>>1823780
So you're going to raise your kids like how people shake their houseplants to make them stronger, weird tactic but I respect it

No. 1823853

When I say gay rights I mean these kinds of gay men specifically, not the other ones

No. 1823856

>>1823839
When the school teachers taught that stars and the sun are different things in space, and then when I got older and the teachers said "actually, the sun IS a star!" bitch why did you not tell me this in first grade

No. 1823866

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No. 1823869

>>1823866
pls no

No. 1823877

>>1823780
>>1823768
I think you're almost onto something but you should save the poverty LARP solely for frivolous things like clothes, junk food, toys and pets. You should spend like a mf on extra curricular activities, education, experiences, etc.

My parents kinda did what you're suggesting, but we were only ever poor when I wanted name brand clothes and a pony, not when I wanted to start and quit every single sport under the sun until I found one I actually liked. My sister and I managed to grow up simultaneously wanting for nothing but still self sufficient and not spoiled brats. It's funny actually, my parents spoil me way more as an adult because at this point my work ethic and financial responsibility are well established and won't change just because they like to spend money on me.

No. 1823985

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This movie is so mid

No. 1823990


No. 1824010

>>1823768
I hope you're killed by a car crash right after learning you're pregnant.(USER HAS BEEN PUT OUT TO PASTURE)

No. 1824027

>>1823608
duh, beat him with a chair obviously. There's a thread for stupid questions !

>>1823807
nta but why does it have to be one of the other ? You don't have to LARP as broke for them to be humble. Rich kid arrogance mostly comes from them being isolated and told they are superior, you don't get the superiority complex if you live in reality because anyone with eyes can figure out what kind of world we live in. You don't have to lie, just put a "Fast food only once a month unless special event" rule because that's what's healthy. Buy enough food for the week and if the cereal runs out they have to wait until next groceries day so they learn to eat the right amount and not waste it. You can go clothes shopping once a year just before school starts like normal people do. Even middle class families know it's retarded to buy expensive items or a huge wardrobe for a kid that plays in the mud and grows up fast. I don't know why it's so hard to be normal in this day and age.

No. 1824028

>>1823665
The hot now x Japan filter I think

No. 1824044

>>1823768
Now THAT's a dumbass post. The most on-topic post of this thread so far. Legit negative IQ shit right there.

No. 1824048

>>1823780
Just raise them with a sober, financially responsible lifestyle anon. Your current idea will do damage.

No. 1824091

Can witchy nonnas please place a hex on my older brother? (specifically the third born, yes there's several of them) thanks

No. 1824093

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I hope drawing cute boys with guns, riding tanks, piloting aircrafts, wearing uniforms can get more women interested in my hobbies. Whenever i discuss military stuff with moids i always show up my power level and end up talking about my ryona fetish.

No. 1824097

"Not all men" people are right, my cat would never.

No. 1824104

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>>1824093
I only have a passing interest in military stuff but I support you 100% nonnie

No. 1824106

>>1823768
>look around
>only house on the street without energy
>"god, my mom is such an incompetent loser"

No. 1824117

>>1824093
bless you nona. I like military stuff too but I hate talking with moids about my interests. I wish cute boys with tanks was a more popular art genre. More women should be open degenerate and ryona cute boys

No. 1824134

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Share your best lolcow memory

No. 1824138

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dashing through the snow…

No. 1824147

>>1824134
The time I was starting to feel really shitty while drunk so I asked what I should do and someone said 'draw the family guy characters from memory', perfect antidote kek.

No. 1824149

>>1824134
The bunker threads!! They were like a sleepover, the chaos was unmatched. And all the nonnies that were kind to me in the vent thread and the friends that I have made here

No. 1824152

I started going to the gym and my biggest motivation is to be able to lift my husbando. He's 50kg canonically since he's a manlet.

No. 1824156

>>1824152
That's beautiful

No. 1824160

>>1823814
So cute!

No. 1824170

Thought I was pregnant but I just got my period I'm so relieved nonnies oh my god

No. 1824171

>>1824152
Who is it, Link?

No. 1824174

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All I want for Christmass is a Victorian underdresss
Ooh ooh ooh babyyy

No. 1824176

>>1823877
>You should spend like a mf on extra curricular activities, education, experiences, etc.
Oh for sure! I want to have my kids learning languages, instruments, and investing in whatever they're interested in from a young age. I wouldn't skimp on things like that.
>>1824027
Thanks, I do realize now that it's more reasonable to just withhold and explain why to them instead of lying. I think it's important to explain things to kids instead of just being like "this is how it is" like what a lot of people do, so idk. I guess that line of thinking just didn't occur to me.

But they're still not eating cap'n crunch though. That cereal is literally gross and it stinks
and the only (barely) salvageable part is the little golden squares. They can have cereal that actually tastes good and is also good for you like granola or frosted mini wheats.
>>1824048
My "current idea" hasn't been my current idea for hours anon kek

No. 1824177

>>1824171
no he's an obscure character

No. 1824178

>>1824134
Lucy, Lucy, Lucy was a good time

No. 1824180

>>1824176
Samefag before someone starts having an aneurysm over my post and telling me to die again, I'm mostly joking about the cap'n crunch part. I'm wouldn't ban it, but in general I would want to raise my kids eating real food instead of sugary cereal and top ramen. Junk occasionally is ok, it's all about balance. But cap'n crunch is disgusting.

No. 1824184

>>1824149
Seconding this

No. 1824185

>>1824180
>But cap'n crunch is disgusting
Alright now we got a problem

No. 1824187

Im Obsessed with dunkin hashbrowns

No. 1824189

>>1824134
that one time i got banned for posting jungkook

No. 1824191

>>1824134
I think first discovering lc as a teenager, I didn't post but I read every snow thread and I remember thinking all the nonnies here were so cool and like an "alpha" clique or something kek, I was so embarrassing. I didn't understand the lingo yet and everything was so new, it was the first imageboard I had ever seen. I stopped lurking for a few years then came back around 2019, lurked for 2 and half more years then finally started posting and I remember feeling so much glee when someone called me a retard cause I felt like part of the team kek. Lame but it makes me smile to think about

No. 1824192

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>>1824185
A lot of cereals are just gross though. I've always been picky about them since a kid. Fruity pebbles, apple jacks and cinnamon toast crunch are also on my shit list too. They're either sugary messes, or taste artificial, or both.

No. 1824195

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>>1824192
And this is peak bad cereal. Samefag.

No. 1824197

>>1824192
Yeah I feel you, I think captain crunch and fruit loops are the only ones I like, but as a dessert not a breakfast. And I like the marshmallows in lucky charms but I read once that there's a known carcinogen in the ingredients and it ruined it for me.

No. 1824198

>>1824192
I have a poor diet eat like shit every day, but something about plain og cheerios man. They taste like cardboard but there's something comforting about the simplicity.

No. 1824201

>>1824192
Out of all of these the only one I like is lucky charms

No. 1824203

>>1824176
>>1824180
i see what you mean, this is kind of what my parents did (and still do). i thought we were poor or something for a long time with how frugal they are and how they talk about money but it's the opposite, especially because my brother and i found out how much money they make now. it was pretty smart of them. paid for private schools, extracurriculars, etc. but very careful about not buying much junk food, didn't really spoil with too many toys and consoles, and we didn't really vacation and they always said it was due to money (when in reality i see it was probably just a hassle)

No. 1824204

>>1824198
Same tbh. I even get the multi grain ones sometimes.

No. 1824205

heard my bf doing his deaf man wailing in his sleep again. scares the shit out of me and he says it's because he's trying to scream in his dream

No. 1824209

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>>1824205
If he's deaf, how does he know he's screaming?

No. 1824221

>>1824209
nta but i've never been grossed out by a cat before but this one is just so greasy, im so sorry

No. 1824222

>>1824209
it happens when he is trying to scream in a dream and because he's asleep he sounds like a retard wailing quietly. it's hilarious but always catches me off guard. he's not actually deaf hahaha

>>1824221
RUDE !

No. 1824226

>>1824222
i'm so sorry I take it back, I instantly felt bad after posting it. if it makes it any better i'd still kiss em on his little greasy cheek

No. 1824227

>>1824226
no hes mad at you

No. 1824228

>>1824227
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. 1824229

>>1824227
Are you from the kpop forum? Because you type exactly like them.

No. 1824232

>>1824229
Nta but how?

No. 1824233

>>1824229
no ive always despised kpoop they're like a bunch of weird sex dolls under a restrictive contract. dont even understand the appeal

No. 1824235

>>1824232
not either of them but it's probably bc of the all lowercase no punctuation, it's the hot new topic to sperg about

No. 1824236

>>1824232
Like this: >>1824233 All lowercase and no punctuation.
>>1824235
Because you sound retarded. No one types like this on lolcow. It's young zoomer/kpop speak.

No. 1824237

>>1824234
Haven't some anons always done that? I do that if I think it makes my post look funnier or something

No. 1824239

>>1824232
>>1824235
>>1824237
farmers are so paranoid about refugees, which i understand, but some are obsessively picking apart different typing styles that have always existed. ive been here for almost 6 years and always typed in lowercase and dont usually use commas because i prefer typing sloppily on the internet. typing in lowercase is not some new zoomer trend.

No. 1824240

>>1824236
>getting this triggered over the way someone types
try to take a nap or something

No. 1824242

>>1824236
>No one types like this on lolcow
are you just baiting? i'd lol if i'm older than you and have been here longer than you. sounds like you've spent a ton of time on twitter, i've never associated twitter with a typing style, only twittard rhetoric.

No. 1824243

I think some of you just like to argue so if there's nothing to fight about you just get nitpicky about dumb stuff to start the bickering, I've been here 7 or 8 years now and there's always been some lowercase nonnies.

No. 1824245

>>1824241
nobody ever commented on typing styles beyond reddit spacing until this week, you guys are seriously paranoid

No. 1824247

>>1824242
I don't even have twitter, or social media in general. I only use lolcow for the last few years. It just feels obvious when someone is typing in all lowercase sometimes.

No. 1824248

>>1824247
interesting because neither do i and i havent for years. do you insist on typing professionally on tiny internet forums because you don't have a job or go to school where it's required and it makes you feel better?

No. 1824251

>>1824241
>At least throw a comma in there
Nta but there's 2 commas and 3 periods in that post kek, I know you deleted your comment but I want to shame you

No. 1824254

>>1824239
they think billie eilish invented lowercase typing kek

No. 1824257

i like when newer users feel integrated (lol at saging in dumbass shit thread btw) and get into that phase where they feel the need to call out farmers on non-issues, considering them new or from another SM site.
>I AM ONE OF YOU NOW SEE!!! SEE!!!! THIS ANON ISNT FROM HERE BECAUSE phbpthbpthbttt

No. 1824258


No. 1824259

>>1824257
I agree with you but I sage in every thread because the "sage" just stays in the email field for my comp and I don't wanna erase it every time I post, but you're right

No. 1824261

>>1824259
dw, i sage here too at times but i pointed it out because i thought it's funny if she's trying to be the bestest farmer by always saging just in case. she has trauma from being teased for making mistakes here even though we were all new at some point. if it makes her feel better, when i first started posting i necro'd several old threads obnoxiously because i didnt realize how the site works

No. 1824263

>>1824261
Kek I feel you, now she's whining about it in meta. Hall monitor type anon kek

No. 1824266

>>1824263
That isn't even me. Kek. This site is filled with anons for a reason

No. 1824268

Can't we just all get along

No. 1824270

>>1824263
i cant believe some actually want pristine grammar and capitalization in the fucking dumbass shit thread of all places. this is specifically for posts like "AAAAAAAAAAA" or just generally acting retarded. ive never been admonished about any typing style until this week. didnt know my posts are litchrally shayna tier.

>>1824266
>Kek
>This site is filled with anons for a reason
new to ib culture, just discovering the love anonymity brings you because it's new to you

No. 1824272

>>1824266
I mean fair point, I guess I just assumed it was you because you were getting upset about it in here so the timing seemed suspicious

No. 1824273

Have any of you nonnies ever been struck by lightning?

No. 1824276

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No. 1824278

>>1824270
>i cant believe some actually want pristine grammar and capitalization in the fucking dumbass shit thread of all places.
Yeah and she of course had to complain about it when everything was chill and nonnies were joking around about cats, literally just looking for a reason to shit on the mood kek. I hate anons like that, if it's really that detrimental to see lowercase typing just make a post in meta proposing something be done about it, what's the point in having a little tantrum in here over it. And acting like it's this new thing is so newfaggy, there has always been anons typing in all lowercase, it's not some sudden influx kek

No. 1824280

when i started using this site the kpop threads still existed

No. 1824282

>>1824278
i have read very early threads before and no particular typing style jumped out at me. there's always been all different kinds

No. 1824284


No. 1824287

>>1824280
and now they ban you for posting jungkook. yes i’m still salty

No. 1824293

>>1824152
Bruh, your husbando is as heavy, and I assume tall (or short in this case) as me.

No. 1824295

We’re in an apocalyptic world, you can join my group only if you can do something useful (you will be eaten if you don’t) what would that be?

No. 1824300

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Does anyone else have the horrible habit of drinking too much coffee just to poop in the mornings?

No. 1824301

>>1824295
i could be trusted to keep inventory of all our goods and organize them and alert you when things need to be restocked.

No. 1824303

>>1824280
I remember that. We even had two separate threads for them. Kpop critical and Kpop General. Kinda sucks the minority who kept sperging and leaking into other threads ruined it for us.

No. 1824311

>>1824303
i never liked kpop but read kpop critical sometimes because the drama was interesting

No. 1824314

>>1824311
Same. I used to lurk and laugh at the drama too.

No. 1824321

>>1824295
I wouldn't mind being a scouter. I really enjoy going out and exploring, finding new useful items to bring back to base.

No. 1824329

>>1824273
god i wish

No. 1824331

>>1824295
I crochet, I've always believed that crochet can be useful in an apocalypse and even if we run out of yarn there's enough plastic pollution to make plastic yarn.

No. 1824332

>>1824295
camp needs a cook, let's gooo!

No. 1824333

>>1824295
I know about foraging and growing edible mushrooms in disaster situations, I think that's pretty useful

No. 1824335

>>1824333
That's a really good skill! Isn't it actually super common for people to get sick from eating wild shrooms?

No. 1824336

I love cats so much but when they start aggressively pulling on their toenails like this it's like nails on a chalkboard for me

>>1824295
I can take care of anyone's pets or children, I'm good with both

No. 1824345

>>1824295
I’m pretty athletic. I can lift my own body weight (~120lbs), run a mile in 8min34sec, climb rocks and trees, and am a pretty sharp shooter. I’d be a good general grunt. Whatever you need, bosslady.

No. 1824349

>>1824295
I can cook but more specifically I can butcher things. I don't really like doing it but I have a feeling that's what I would end up doing.

No. 1824350

>>1824336
They’re giving themselves pedicures

No. 1824351

How come in Minecraft day so short but night so long

No. 1824353

>>1824295
I’m a good storyteller and have a lot of random trivia knowledge. I could also tend to the meat rabbits as long as I was allowed to keep a pair of them as pets and could bury my pet bunnies when they died.

No. 1824354

>>1824336
Luna…

No. 1824359

>>1824134
jailchan definitely made me smile i hope she’s having a good day

No. 1824360

>>1824354
aww i love Luna her little eyerolls are so sweet

No. 1824369

>>1824295
I can try and repair tech items.

No. 1824375

>>1824295
i know how to cook and bake foods that can be shelf stable for a long period of time! if that job is already taken i’d be y’all’s nurse kek

No. 1824376

>>1824295
I can make myself fart on command

No. 1824377

>>1824295
I have a heart full of love and dedication. :^) Also both a digital and physical archive full of useful knowledge.

No. 1824378

>>1824295
I could compose a killer theme song, y'know, to boost morale

No. 1824380

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>>1823747
>Gale of Waterdeep here

No. 1824383

>>1824295
My arms are veeeeery long, use them for whatever you need, maybe grabbing stuff otherwise unreachable

No. 1824386


No. 1824387

>>1824383
Can we eat them

No. 1824388


No. 1824390

>>1824380
How much do you think I would I have to pay Tim Downie for reading this post for a cameo? >>1823747

No. 1824392

>>1823747
I wish that was true kek

No. 1824395

>>1824134
That time an anon drew my husbando on a leash, easily the best moment of my life

No. 1824397

I really don’t understand sex work anymore at all. A few of my siblings are whores, and I have no idea why because one spent money on becoming a licensed esthetician and the other has years of work experience. What do you mean it’s better to sell pictures of your ass than it is to make coffee? It’s definitely not easier having porn of yourself floating around for the rest of your life, but making coffee or scooping some ice cream certainly is. Thinking that you’re ’too good’ to work in fast food just to post videos of yourself on pornhub or sign up for onlyfans is just proving that you most certainly are not ‘too good’ for anything kek.

No. 1824401

>>1824397
It's sad, but a lot of these women who sign up for OF and do camming/porn don't think that far ahead at all. As soon as they turn 18, they make an OF. I used to work at starbucks and one of our 19 year old workers quit after a week to do OF. I was like wtf. It's no where near as bad for men, but for women, it can bar them from future employment, as hypocritical as that is. I wish there were more people telling these young women how bad OF is, instead of saying "sex work is real work!!" and bullshit.

No. 1824402

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No. 1824405

>>1824380
LMAO. Anon, I both hate and love you.

No. 1824413

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everyone is losing their shit over that post meanwhile my /g/irls get no support, show some respect

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>>1824397
Kek it’s is definitely purposefully designed to ruin dumb little girls lives

No. 1824416

>>1824390
I would laugh so hard if you got him to do it. Every man has their price.

No. 1824417

>>1824415
Wow, they could really give two shits about these poor women ruining their futures.

No. 1824418

>>1824413
Damn, okay nonna I feel you

No. 1824419

>>1824413
losing their shit over what post this one?

No. 1824422

>>1824415
Fucking Snapchat can detect and notify you when a screenshot was made, but OnlyFans can't. They really do not give a FUCK about those women, it's almost funny

No. 1824425

>>1824413
Well according to your screenshot this post is a month old and idk where the fuck it is

No. 1824426

>>1824401
kek wtf nonna one of my 19 year old coworkers got fired from starbucks when i worked there and immediately made an egirl onlyfans after

No. 1824427

>>1823747
Call me schizo but I'm betting all my money this was the fujosperg: the random yaoi mention, the obsession with blood clots/ meat chunks and blood

No. 1824429

Kek this thread soon filled up
(newfaggotry)

No. 1824430

>>1824427
I was so with them until the yaoi mention, it made me pause.

No. 1824432

>>1823747
yeah pheromones are a huge part of sexual desire which is really cool, like if you don’t like how your nigel smells without showering then you guys definitely shouldn’t be together

No. 1824437

>>1824432
that's…actually pretty good advice.

No. 1824438

>>1821782
Cerbmin you can see my post history you know I’m not a newfag. Go take your fucking prEP.

No. 1824440

ITS RAINING MEN, HALLELUJAH
IT’s RAINING MEN, RAINING MEN!
I’M GONNA GO OUT, I’m GONNA LET MYSELF GET ABSOLUTELY SOAKING WET

No. 1824441

>>1824438
If you link a thread like a newfag, you're gonna get treated like a newfag. Stop being such a a retard

No. 1824442

>>1824441
I always just paste the whole link and it usually converts into the >> format! This literally is not my fault

No. 1824443

>>1824438
It's so fascinating when anons fight with the mods kek

No. 1824444

>>1824432
I love huffing my husbands pits oh my god

No. 1824445

>>1824441
ntayrt buut technically you’re just required to link the thread. doesn’t really matter how it’s formatted as long as it’s included.

No. 1824446

>>1824432
Naw it's so true. One of my exes smelled awful to me even though he was hygenic and after awhile I couldn't even fake it. My previous ex wouldn't shower for two days sometimes after working hard shifts and he still smelled amazing to me. Gross but it's important.

No. 1824448

>>1824444
revolting

No. 1824449

>>1824448
You just dont get it

No. 1824450

>>1824444
Me too I always take my husbands laundry and smell the asses of his pants before I wash them hehe

No. 1824451

>>1824445
>um akshually
looked at EVERY other thread on this site and how the previous threads are linked, doing it the way op did sticks out like they don't know how the site works

No. 1824452

>>1824443
Nta but when I was new I was like "omg don't be mean to the mods, they do it for free! be nice to them!" I was scared of them like they're teachers or something kek

No. 1824453

>>1824432
But all men smell disgusting

No. 1824454

>>1824450
>asses
You've lost me

No. 1824455

>>1824450
ok gross im never doing that no matter how good i think a moid's sweat smells

No. 1824456

File: 1703268047904.gif (206.67 KB, 220x220, 1000012747.gif)

Man, the anons in /g/ are very brave because if I posted who my "IRL husbando" was, or who I thought was unconventionally attractive without flinching, I would get clowned.

No. 1824457

>>1824453
Then maybe you’re gay

No. 1824461

>>1824457
Nah I have like over 500 pics of my 3D husbando saved on my pinterest

No. 1824462

>>1824444
Naomi Wolf is that you?

No. 1824463

>>1824416
I'm afraid he wouldn't do it even if I paid him like 300 bucks (normally he charges 85) and only asked for a voice without filming his face and promised to never post it online kek. But the unhinged part of me is so tempted to try anyway. I keep thinking about all the racing thoughts he would have in his head while reading this shit, I wonder if he would even survive it to the end of the post

No. 1824465

>>1824456
No they are open minded for the most part over there. The first thread is filled with ezrafags

No. 1824466

>>1824451
But it doesn’t say anywhere in the rules that it specially has to be linked with the carrot points. It just says it has to be linked.

No. 1824467

>>1824461
oh ok so you’re definitely gay, that’s fun!

No. 1824468

>>1824456
I have seen some weird shit over there, please share, maybe you'll find some like minded anons

No. 1824470

>>1824456
same i just cant do it. im already super shy about posting my 2d husbandos….

No. 1824472

>>1824456
isn’t an IRL husbando just a husband? Or is it their crush or something

No. 1824477

>>1824470
You're weaklings, many people hate my husbando but I don't give a shit, he makes me happy.

No. 1824480

I know there's a thread for this specifically, but I'm curious about the anons itt, who are you most ashamed of wanting to fuck? For me it's Jordan Peterson and yes I hate myself

No. 1824482

>>1824480
jordan peterson…? explain yourself please

No. 1824484

>>1824480
t. Ben Shapiro

No. 1824485

>>1824482
I honestly can't, I hate his entire personality and I recently posted about wanting him to get stabbed. But he makes me horny and I don't know why

No. 1824486


No. 1824491

I think every single last man who owns a twitch account need to be investigated. I have a horrible feeling about every single one of them.

No. 1824492

>>1824432
What does it mean if I like my own armpit smell? Am I so narcissistic that I'm autosexual or something lmao

No. 1824493

>>1824485
y'know what i understand the "hating a scrote's entire personality but wanting to fuck him anyways" thing

No. 1824495

>>1824492
kek maybe that means you just feel comfortable with yourself

No. 1824497

>>1824480
you want him moaning at you in his kermit voice or will his mouth be duct taped shut

No. 1824499

>>1824480
Daniela Sea even after trooning out. She's so attractive that hormones couldn't ruin her that much. Britney Spears because she's so crazy it's kinda hot. a bunch of 16 yo male characters. Seohyun from girls' generation, Su-metal from babymetal even though I find Moametal more attractive (ashamed because they're idols and shit so I feel likeba crazy stalker or something).

No. 1824501

choir kids in school always made me feel uncomfortable and they still do. along with marching band kids

No. 1824507

>>1824497
Oh gross I never though about that, he'll be ductaped or his mouth will be in use

>>1824499
Wow that's a lot of variety, nice

No. 1824510

>>1824495
I kinda think it's weird tbh. Tmi incoming, I like the smell of my own pussy when it's clean, my own discharge smell, my own natural lube taste, and I sometimes like posing sexyly in front #of a mirror naked in the shower to take a look at my body and see would others see it, looking at my own vagina with a hand mirror while masturbating, taking selfies of myself where I look cute and admiring them. I feel so retarded for it, like a troon or something. I even relate to Patrick Batemen looking at himself in the mirror during sex because that's something I'd 100% do if I feel confident enough.

No. 1824512

>>1824499
I keep forgetting Su-metal and Moa-metal are in their early to mid 20s now. It's so crazy. I think they're both awesome. No one has any idea what happened to Yui?

No. 1824542

>>1824510
No that's based and feeling yourself. It's nothing like how a male looks at a female body, I've done the same and it's pretty innocent. Be your true Stacy Patricia Bateman self nona

No. 1824548

>>1824510
Kek this made me smile

No. 1824555

>>1824512
Ayrt, nothing about her at all, she just vanished after her injury. Though she stated she'd like to go solo, but honestly I don't think she has what it takes. Speaking of Su and Moa's ages, they're older than me and I always had crushes on them since I was 14 and discovered the band initially kek, I even had a wet dream about Su.

No. 1824568

My phone drops almost 20% in one minute lol

No. 1824580

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So we currently have 2 active vent threads and 2 active dumbass shit threads. Real retard hours on the farm

No. 1824583

>>1824580
Don't forget two Sanic threads, two alt universes colliding

No. 1824584

>>1824580
why not leave this one in the past the threadpic is uggy

No. 1824587

>>1824584
The new one isn't any better, sad but I think I'll just take another break from ot

No. 1824591

>>1824587
oh come on

No. 1824592

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>>1822711
>>1822713
I just don't get how these people work. My roommate spent the week playing Baldur's Gate and wrote down her assignment on the day it was due, and she passed. Like, how?

No. 1824594

>>1821193
>Leyendecker alone mogs any Eurotard's homoerotic yaoi bible fanart
>Leyendecker
>who makes homoerotic 3dpd fanart

No. 1824671

>>1824432
my bfs sweat smells like straight up brown sugar. yes i have looked it up and he is healthy, not diabetic. but it's not like i would huff it, it definitely doesn't bother me though. it's always pleasantly strange.

No. 1824673

>>1824592
im ngl im the same kind of student

No. 1824675

Honestly, good for Leyendeckerfag. She got into two long infights in the dumbass shit threads over Leyendecker, but that just shows how much she really cares about the art.

No. 1824676

>>1824592
>she passed
ok, that much is reasonable, but if she had like one of the top grades, then that is a force to be reckoned with.

No. 1824679

>>1824480
you are not alone. but i dont dare tell a soul

No. 1824682

File: 1703275882235.png (Spoiler Image,1.92 MB, 1434x727, 8209de18c1b6c4f0dbdaf879fc7ab7…)

this game may be f2p but it sure fucking is pay 2 have cute boys, fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

No. 1824684

>>1824493
I don't get it. If I hate a scrote even if I think he's good looking I can't be attracted to him.

No. 1824685

>>1824675
> how much she really cares about the art
I doubt it, she only talks about one artist and only bought the subject up to respond to an anon saying America has no history. She also typed like a retard

No. 1824687

Why are there two active dumbass threads? I don't know which one to write in

No. 1824690

File: 1703276454628.jpeg (33.82 KB, 768x768, i am normal.jpeg)

drinking one of these bad boys and pretending it's my husbandos spit

No. 1824692

>>1824682
Ewww
>>1824687
Use this one, we got some posts left. A newfag created another thread

No. 1824696

>>1824682
What game is this? I want to play.

No. 1824697

new thread >>1824474

No. 1824699

>>1824697
no thanks, that thread sucks

No. 1824705

>>1824704
B

No. 1824706

>>1824682
game name nonnie

No. 1824708

>>1824682
god knows im not against the concept but that art is ugly. it looks ai generated

No. 1824714

>>1824712
Z, now go away

No. 1824721

>>1824682
this was not canon in the bible wtf

No. 1824723

>>1824720
Д

No. 1824730

File: 1703277207612.png (1.39 MB, 1079x1331, Screenshot_20231221-094105.png)

I really don't like tattoos

No. 1824731

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No. 1824736

aw shucks

No. 1824738

>>1824730
Shit cosplay, Eric didn't have tattoos

No. 1824779

>>1824738
I hate mediocre Eric cosplayers. They're honestly the worst. I hate cosplayers who dont cover their tattoos if it fucks up the character. Not something tiny, but big ass cheese tattoos, like Momokun

No. 1824790

>>1824730
Sissy ass pit hair boy even I have more than that.

No. 1824795

>>1824779
unfortunate that attention whoring eboys love him because he's the exact opposite of them. Agree on tattoos and even more so with piercings, it looks so lazy

No. 1825498

>>1825496
quick

No. 1825501

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No. 1825937

>>1823747
>>1824444
I get the smell fetish from sweat and armpits, but sniffing dirty ass >>1824450 blood and excrements >>1823747 c'mon Nonnies?!

No. 1825938

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No. 1825978

Gay.

No. 1825985

ba ba boom boom pow

No. 1825986

cause i know he got a wife at home

No. 1825987

but i need just one night alone

No. 1825989

if he keep playing them g g games

No. 1825991

>>1825989
i’m a runawayay



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